Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
glapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, we were playing all the fool song today. Yeah,
I'm sorry I didn't play Foolish Hard by Steve Perry.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Now do you know how much I love Steve Perry.
But that's kind of a woosy song.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh that's a pussy song.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I cleaned it up.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I mean we went yacht rock this morning for a minute.
What a fool?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, yeah, that's kind of yacht rock. Yeah, that's not rock,
but it has the word fool in it, and it's
April Fool's Day.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
It does dead gimmy.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That was fun.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So you're planning on playing any pranks, because I'm about
pranked out day through me too.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I got a really busy day. But like one of
the best pranks that we ever played on air happened
here in Dallas years ago on one O two nine.
And uh we started the morning and we said that
the AT and T, and we actually kind of got
in trouble with AT and T because but we said
that they were cleaning out the phone lines and that
you had to bag your phone landlines. You had to
(01:05):
put it in a plastic bag, because when they cleaned
out the phone lines that dust would come out, all
the accumulated dust, and people were bagging. It was like,
so is it any bag, any plastic bag? You could
use a paper bag, plastic bag. And then all these
people when they got to work, we announced that it
was an April Fool's joke and people were like, oh
my god, I can't believe that I left my house.
(01:26):
And I guess you could do it now with cell
phones and say that you had to put your cell
phone in a plastic There.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Was a TV station that said somebody has planted a
spaghetti tree and this free spaghetti. And they had a
picture of this tree with spaghetti hanging all of it,
and people said, forget it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Freezeman.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Remember that lawsuit because this woman thought she wanted toy
Yoda and it was a toy Yoda, a toy yo
that was like in Florida and a lot of money too.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I don't I don't want to do anything that's going
to piss people off.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
You know, well, that lady, you fool with the led
Zeppelin backstage thing this morning was a good sport. I
told us, don't get mad. But April full.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Only got two people this year. Everybody else had all bullshit. Roberts,
I know what you do?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Mad the cat called in. It's like I want to win.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Ha.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
She was excited.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
She's like, oh, how many times has Robert plant? And
Jimmy Page said there would never be? But you know what,
and the thing is is that when we played it,
it like blurred out the numbers and the dates and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, and I said we had technical difficulties.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
People just scrambled anyway. And yeah, that lady she took
it well. And she said, you tell Bo Roberts he's
a stinker.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And he is.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I've been called a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yes, yes, I know you have. I'm not planning on
pranking anybody. But the funniest prank I see, like office pranks.
I keep seeing this on the social media videos. You
guys have been talking about cellophane based jokes. A lotta
cellfhane on the toilet and whatnot. One guy they wrapped
him up in his car. He covered it with sellphane. Yeah,
you can stretch a piece of cellophane across a door.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Opening where people run.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
That just makes that weird it stretched out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That is a great joke. It really is.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
That's what I would do if I had the time,
energy and desire today. Yeah, we were.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We were kind of ripping and running just to get
this pissill on the air, but we did.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh, I brought you all something from the road there.
It's down in the car and I'll put it on
your desk before I leave. But there's no more Steakhouse
Onion Funions in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Ship what have they got now?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Well there, jerks, they discontinued those, but there is sour
cream and Funion Funions. So I brought you all a
bag of that for you to take the Deborah and
Debra's like the official Funion's taste tester. She's one of
the most enthusiastic about it. So I grabbed you guys
a bag of those. Man, I'll drop them off.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Let's see who's on the phone here, Hello, bow of
them show?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh bo. I had the best April Fool's joke on
my friend what what?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What? What would you do do?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Tail? Oh? My, the guy I was dating, he was
just worthless. And I told all my friends that we
got married, and they were going, are you out of
your f and mind? Come over there and beat your
head in. Are you crazy, And I said, April fools,
how we hate you, We hate you.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We were going to come beat some sensing you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Theary act you right? I mean, you could not believe
how upset they were because this guy was totally worthless.
Wouldn't work?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And how long How long did it take you to
figure that out when you first started seeing him?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh my god, I was yelling at him. After six months,
I eighteen months to get rid of them?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
What was the the biggest red flag?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
For you? Every time I tell him the kid out,
get out? He thought I was lying because the lady
he lived with from when he was seventeen to forty one,
but he used to yell and scream at him all
the time, so he was used to it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh he just thought that was a woman.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
That's normal and even worse. Both our names are Suzanne.
By the way, this is Suzanne.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh you know.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Recognize your voice.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Look that's a good prime.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But what was the red flag?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Because because then I told everybody no, I bought him
a bus ticket and put him back on a bus
in all.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And where he belongs.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And they go, oh, we're not fulling for that. Twice
I said no, I'm serious. I put him back on
a bus and got rid of him. No, no, no,
and I said, will show you the ticket. They would
not believe him.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Anna. Anna had a question, and I had a question.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I want to know what, Anna, what was the biggest
red flag when you first started dating him that you
were like, Oh my god, this guy's a loser.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh let's see. He went to the bathroom cabinet and
guzzled down my bottle of coffee.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Roup coffer.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
At the time. Or he just wanted to get high.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
He thought he'd get a buzz.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It was cody, it was pure.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He was just trying to get high.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And then he started smoking pot and I told him,
you bring that in my house, I'm gonna throw it away.
And he wouldn't believe me. And we used to fight
over that all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Wait a minute, is this my ex girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You wasted a good bag of pot. I hope you
know that.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
There are some starving children in Asia that would have
loved to have some joints.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
For there next to an elementary school.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well good for Yeah, you could have.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I would lose my pension. I would lose my pension,
on my life, lose my house, if drugs were found
in my house.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Okay, well girl, that was just that was a big waistes.
Oh here's the other red flag, Anna, Yes, eighty two
trips to the hospital in six months for him for
what pain shops and pain pills because his back was.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Out of him.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh, he was doing some pill shopping.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
He was just addicted to drugs and I could not
get rid of him. I thought I was gonna I mean,
I am threatened to call the cops to get him out.
It took it took all that time to get him
out of my house.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Might as well face it. He's addicted to drugs.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You know, because I was pushed off on him. He
was going like, Oh, he'd be so good for you, Pretzel.
I mean, he'd help you around the house.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
He could do your yard work for.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You, YadA YadA, yatda.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Hell, they just wanted to get him out of their
house because they didn't have to support him.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, there's a lot of dickheads like that. You gotta like,
they say, you got to kiss a few frogs before
one turns out.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He gave you the nickname Pretzel.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh I thought you knew that, Anna, when I was
in junior high. We had a talent show. My teacher
knew that I was a contortionist and named me the
one and only amazing human Pretzel. I used to be
able to put both my legs behind my neck and
walk home. My hell, she had me, She had me
(08:23):
carried across stage hanging from a pole by these two guys.
I was wearing a black bodysuit with fish nuts stuck
and so it looked like, you know, salt like pretzel,
uh huh, and human pretzel stuck for about two years,
then it just became pretzel. Now it's Aunt Pretzel, cousin Pretzel,
and honey, if you want to be seven, honey, my
(08:44):
name is Pretzel Sue, because you know, all good seven
girls have to have two names.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Pretzel Sue, Pretzel Sue or pretzel Lin would be good.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Did you get a mad rush of men who wanted
to be with you after they saw you bender legs
back up into a pretzel.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
For years and years and years.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Including the guy from New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, you had to get rid of yo.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I've heard every dirty joke.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
That I'm just making sure we covered all basically and
spin me down, Oh my god, or carry a home
like a six pack.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You gotta think about that.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
We're gonna have to go.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I got a public I have to throw on their
shoulder like that.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Well, thanks for colling.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Alright, speaking of pot, one more thing I wanted to
tell you guys. When I crossed from Texas into Louisiana
on I twenty, I saw the biggest, holy shipload of
two things. Pot billboards everywhere all right for and not
just Delta CBD, like come to our shop and buy pot.
(09:58):
And I've never seen so many Louisian the state troopers
in my life. Seven I counted seven squad cars from
the state line to Monroe, Louisiana, and the seventh when
pulled me over, admonished me and let me go.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Well, they need the money for the state of Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yes, yeah, but they're selling weed in Louisiana, and the
state troopers are on point.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Well you're making money when you sell that weed because
they're taxing it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
All right.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
What I didn't know punt was legal in Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I think it's more like medical marijuana dispensaries. But they're
getting more clever with the billboards and that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
All right, guys, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
All right, we'll see Aldamar for Escus stuff Day. Happy
aprilfol
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
glapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, we were playing all the fool song today. Yeah,
I'm sorry I didn't play Foolish Hard by Steve Perry.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Now do you know how much I love Steve Perry.
But that's kind of a woosy song.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh that's a pussy song.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I cleaned it up.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I mean we went yacht rock this morning for a minute.
What a fool?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, yeah, that's kind of yacht rock. Yeah, that's not rock,
but it has the word fool in it, and it's
April Fool's Day.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
It does dead gimmy.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That was fun.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So you're planning on playing any pranks, because I'm about
pranked out day through me too.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I got a really busy day. But like one of
the best pranks that we ever played on air happened
here in Dallas years ago on one O two nine.
And uh we started the morning and we said that
the AT and T, and we actually kind of got
in trouble with AT and T because but we said
that they were cleaning out the phone lines and that
you had to bag your phone landlines. You had to
(01:05):
put it in a plastic bag, because when they cleaned
out the phone lines that dust would come out, all
the accumulated dust, and people were bagging. It was like,
so is it any bag, any plastic bag? You could
use a paper bag, plastic bag. And then all these
people when they got to work, we announced that it
was an April Fool's joke and people were like, oh
my god, I can't believe that I left my house.
(01:26):
And I guess you could do it now with cell
phones and say that you had to put your cell
phone in a plastic There.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Was a TV station that said somebody has planted a
spaghetti tree and this free spaghetti. And they had a
picture of this tree with spaghetti hanging all of it,
and people said, forget it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Freezeman.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Remember that lawsuit because this woman thought she wanted toy
Yoda and it was a toy Yoda, a toy yo
that was like in Florida and a lot of money too.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I don't I don't want to do anything that's going
to piss people off.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
You know, well, that lady, you fool with the led
Zeppelin backstage thing this morning was a good sport. I
told us, don't get mad. But April full.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Only got two people this year. Everybody else had all bullshit. Roberts,
I know what you do?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Mad the cat called in. It's like I want to win.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Ha.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
She was excited.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
She's like, oh, how many times has Robert plant? And
Jimmy Page said there would never be? But you know what,
and the thing is is that when we played it,
it like blurred out the numbers and the dates and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, and I said we had technical difficulties.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
People just scrambled anyway. And yeah, that lady she took
it well. And she said, you tell Bo Roberts he's
a stinker.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And he is.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I've been called a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yes, yes, I know you have. I'm not planning on
pranking anybody. But the funniest prank I see, like office pranks.
I keep seeing this on the social media videos. You
guys have been talking about cellophane based jokes. A lotta
cellfhane on the toilet and whatnot. One guy they wrapped
him up in his car. He covered it with sellphane. Yeah,
you can stretch a piece of cellophane across a door.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Opening where people run.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
That just makes that weird it stretched out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That is a great joke. It really is.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
That's what I would do if I had the time,
energy and desire today. Yeah, we were.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We were kind of ripping and running just to get
this pissill on the air, but we did.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh, I brought you all something from the road there.
It's down in the car and I'll put it on
your desk before I leave. But there's no more Steakhouse
Onion Funions in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Ship what have they got now?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Well there, jerks, they discontinued those, but there is sour
cream and Funion Funions. So I brought you all a
bag of that for you to take the Deborah and
Debra's like the official Funion's taste tester. She's one of
the most enthusiastic about it. So I grabbed you guys
a bag of those. Man, I'll drop them off.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Let's see who's on the phone here, Hello, bow of
them show?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh bo. I had the best April Fool's joke on
my friend what what?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What? What would you do do?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Tail? Oh? My, the guy I was dating, he was
just worthless. And I told all my friends that we
got married, and they were going, are you out of
your f and mind? Come over there and beat your
head in. Are you crazy, And I said, April fools,
how we hate you, We hate you.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We were going to come beat some sensing you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Theary act you right? I mean, you could not believe
how upset they were because this guy was totally worthless.
Wouldn't work?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And how long How long did it take you to
figure that out when you first started seeing him?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh my god, I was yelling at him. After six months,
I eighteen months to get rid of them?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
What was the the biggest red flag?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
For you? Every time I tell him the kid out,
get out? He thought I was lying because the lady
he lived with from when he was seventeen to forty one,
but he used to yell and scream at him all
the time, so he was used to it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh he just thought that was a woman.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
That's normal and even worse. Both our names are Suzanne.
By the way, this is Suzanne.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh you know.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Recognize your voice.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Look that's a good prime.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But what was the red flag?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Because because then I told everybody no, I bought him
a bus ticket and put him back on a bus
in all.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And where he belongs.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And they go, oh, we're not fulling for that. Twice
I said no, I'm serious. I put him back on
a bus and got rid of him. No, no, no,
and I said, will show you the ticket. They would
not believe him.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Anna. Anna had a question, and I had a question.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I want to know what, Anna, what was the biggest
red flag when you first started dating him that you
were like, Oh my god, this guy's a loser.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh let's see. He went to the bathroom cabinet and
guzzled down my bottle of coffee.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Roup coffer.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
At the time. Or he just wanted to get high.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
He thought he'd get a buzz.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It was cody, it was pure.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He was just trying to get high.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And then he started smoking pot and I told him,
you bring that in my house, I'm gonna throw it away.
And he wouldn't believe me. And we used to fight
over that all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Wait a minute, is this my ex girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You wasted a good bag of pot. I hope you
know that.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
There are some starving children in Asia that would have
loved to have some joints.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
For there next to an elementary school.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well good for Yeah, you could have.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I would lose my pension. I would lose my pension,
on my life, lose my house, if drugs were found
in my house.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Okay, well girl, that was just that was a big waistes.
Oh here's the other red flag, Anna, Yes, eighty two
trips to the hospital in six months for him for
what pain shops and pain pills because his back was.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Out of him.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh, he was doing some pill shopping.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
He was just addicted to drugs and I could not
get rid of him. I thought I was gonna I mean,
I am threatened to call the cops to get him out.
It took it took all that time to get him
out of my house.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Might as well face it. He's addicted to drugs.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You know, because I was pushed off on him. He
was going like, Oh, he'd be so good for you, Pretzel.
I mean, he'd help you around the house.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
He could do your yard work for.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You, YadA YadA, yatda.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Hell, they just wanted to get him out of their
house because they didn't have to support him.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, there's a lot of dickheads like that. You gotta like,
they say, you got to kiss a few frogs before
one turns out.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He gave you the nickname Pretzel.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh I thought you knew that, Anna, when I was
in junior high. We had a talent show. My teacher
knew that I was a contortionist and named me the
one and only amazing human Pretzel. I used to be
able to put both my legs behind my neck and
walk home. My hell, she had me, She had me
(08:23):
carried across stage hanging from a pole by these two guys.
I was wearing a black bodysuit with fish nuts stuck
and so it looked like, you know, salt like pretzel,
uh huh, and human pretzel stuck for about two years,
then it just became pretzel. Now it's Aunt Pretzel, cousin Pretzel,
and honey, if you want to be seven, honey, my
(08:44):
name is Pretzel Sue, because you know, all good seven
girls have to have two names.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Pretzel Sue, Pretzel Sue or pretzel Lin would be good.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Did you get a mad rush of men who wanted
to be with you after they saw you bender legs
back up into a pretzel.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
For years and years and years.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Including the guy from New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, you had to get rid of yo.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I've heard every dirty joke.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
That I'm just making sure we covered all basically and
spin me down, Oh my god, or carry a home
like a six pack.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You gotta think about that.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
We're gonna have to go.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I got a public I have to throw on their
shoulder like that.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Well, thanks for colling.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Alright, speaking of pot, one more thing I wanted to
tell you guys. When I crossed from Texas into Louisiana
on I twenty, I saw the biggest, holy shipload of
two things. Pot billboards everywhere all right for and not
just Delta CBD, like come to our shop and buy pot.
(09:58):
And I've never seen so many Louisian the state troopers
in my life. Seven I counted seven squad cars from
the state line to Monroe, Louisiana, and the seventh when
pulled me over, admonished me and let me go.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Well, they need the money for the state of Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yes, yeah, but they're selling weed in Louisiana, and the
state troopers are on point.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Well you're making money when you sell that weed because
they're taxing it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
All right.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
What I didn't know punt was legal in Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I think it's more like medical marijuana dispensaries. But they're
getting more clever with the billboards and that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
All right, guys, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
All right, we'll see Aldamar for Escus stuff Day. Happy
aprilfol
Popular Podcasts
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.