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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh right, all right, y'all tell me a story.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Okay, so today National Bring your Dog to Workday, and
none of us brought our dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Gubby'd be shitting on the floor over.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, Toby would not behave, which is why he's going
to doggy boot Camp starting on Monday for two weeks
breaking his ass out, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I ordered him a camouflage outfit for doggy boot Camp,
but I don't think it's going to come in in time.
Bastards terriffs.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I'm blaming the terriffs.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, the terraff faulty for National Bring your Dog to
Work Day?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Did you know that a dog sense of smell is legendary.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Their nose has as many as three hundred million receptors.
In comparison, a human nose has only five million.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, so why did they sniff other dogs asses?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Because they like the way it's smells. So yes, it's
doggy Facebook.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
When you're outside walking your dog and they find something
extra stinky on the ground to they just make love
to it.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh my god, they'll roll around in it.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
God.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay, here's the question for both of you.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Seventy people sign their dog's name on the holiday cards
or birthday cards to someone.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Does Debra do that?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I think she does.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I do.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I do it, and then I draw a little paw print.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yes, yes, from Toby or before it was Jasper and
Katy Purry. Now it's Toby and Katy Purry.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I think that's that is actually the name of Katy
Perry's cat.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, Katie Purry.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, Katy Purry. Really, so there's two of them.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I think her, Katie Purry already passed.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh really, Yeah, well then you're the only Katy Purry
left around town.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
For us.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Dogs sleep in their owner's beds, Debra.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Debra puts Cubby in the bind and he's good. I'd
roll over when I'm getting out of bed and pet
him a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, my dog's sleep in the bed with me too.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
If for some reason they're not in the bed with me,
I I'm feeling around for him anyway, as if they
really are there, like if they're overnight at the groomers
or something like that. Yeah, I swear I'll see them
out of the corner of my eye. That's how much
time we spend together in home.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Well, I just always feel like when I go on vacation,
I miss having the dog nearby. Yeah you know, but
then also I have this huge, king sized bed and
the dog insists.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Upon making me scooch to the very edge.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wait a minute, now, you need to mock your territory.
I don't mean pissing your bed. I mean you let
let that dog know that you are the one that's
the ball.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Tobias is going to boot camp. He's gonna learn who
the boss is.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Are few get out there and catch me a rabbit?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, buddy, all right?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
What else?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
There are over seventy five million pet dogs in the US,
more than in any other country. We are more of
a dog country than anybody else.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I can see that some places eat them, Yes they do.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And I think I heard you mentioned this on a
Did you know bo if dog's nose print is unique
like a person's fingerpis.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes it is.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah, it's like a snowflake. It's very individual. I remember
my science teacher in middle school was he was telling
us about American Native American culture, and he said, one
time he got to take a journey out into the
middle of nowhere and they were with a Native American tribe,
(03:37):
and the Native American tribe offered him and the other
explorer guys to have dinner with them. So they bring
out this big cauldron of stew and they dollop it
out into the bowls, and my science teacher tastes it
and he goes, oh, my god, that is just the
most amazing tasting soup. I can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
No, please don't.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
It's so delicious. And the chief of the tribe goes
dig deep in bottom.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Some countries, that's I mean, you know what they do,
what they have to do. In Japan, a friend of
my brothers, my best friend's brother, uh, he was in
the military, and they had gone out in Japan partying,
and then afterwards they stopped to get these burgers and
he was like, oh my.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
God, that's awesome. Can I have another one?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And he was like sure, And the Japanese guy goes
you like he's cat.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
This cat disgusting, nice and tender. Remind me sometime I
had a friend that went to Vietnam and I'm not
going to talk about it here, but remind me sometime.
I'll tell you about pup gullion.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh god, it's gonna make me like throw up a
little bit in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Probably it was, isn't it. Yes, pup gullion made out
of puppies.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's what you tell you a dog. Listen, If you
don't learn to behave, I'm gonna make some pup gullion
out of your little punky as.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
This is one more reason that I just really love America.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Marca, and this is why they shouldn't eat dogs. Human
blood pressure goes down when you pet a dog.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And so does the dog's blood pressure.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
That's right, So they're good for our health. So take
your dog to work if.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
You haven't already gone to work, because what o'clock you
might already be there and say, oh damn, I forgot
to bring Sparky.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Oops.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I brought them up here a few times and then
I got a slap on the hand warning about it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, you're not supposed to have dogs. The building management
does not want dogs.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
And fleas.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
They had a flea infestation for a while there. You
remember Shane Bell, Yes, of course. Okay, So Shane Bell
was one of my board operators and I love him
so much. He's awesome. But he brought his dog up,
and I think his dog took a couple of deuces
and also brought some fleas up to the building.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, I'd better have a flea infestation than another rat infestation. Yeah, yeah,
it was last Thanksgiving Thanksgivings ago, that's right.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Remember when you saw him in the breakroom, like snort
and the creamer.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Goddamn rat was.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
This big, this big cardboard cylinder container of creamer with
a shoe hole at the bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
But at least it wasn't like our coworker Bell, who
was doing his traffic report and the rat fell out,
Oh damn.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Desk right next to the vending machine, in the little
crack between the vending machine and the wall and the
old break room.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
All right, somebody's calling rat hello, vowing them show the rats.
At least the rats you can shoot them.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Exactly. And you want to talk about culinary taste, you
know the things you can make with rat, I mean neutria.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Tell you neutria. That's like a cross between a rat
and a tom cat.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
In New Orleans, And don't they serve up nutrient Louisiana
and Cajun Country, they'll.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Cook it up.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh well, I ain't dead hungry me neither.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
They ate everything in Louisiana. And which cat were you
talking about, Katie Purrie? Is it her four legged cat or.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Did her euphemism for something else?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
We know where you're the cat?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Just real quick before you guys take off and go
on your weekend. You were talking about dogs sleeping with
the owners. Yes, sir, every dog guy's ever owned since
I can remember owning a dog slept with me in
my bed. And I'll tell you something I don't think
I had in my life, had a one hundred and
five or one hundred pounds plus dog. When you get
to be my age. And I don't know about you, bo,
(08:03):
but when you're sleeping with something of one hundred pounds
or more with four lakes, your mind when you're asleep
doesn't realize, Oh no, yeah, man, do you.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Spoon your dog? How cute are you?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well? I was dreaming about Angelina Jolie. I rolled over
whole still.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
What a great conversation to have right after water Burger.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I am a silly full of water for Burger.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
And an ear full of dog e.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Funny, I was, I was, I.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Was, we were, we were asleep. It was about three
o'clock in the morning, and you know, I had to
get up to go do my you know, hourly thing
that you get to do when you're sixty one years old. Yeah,
and when I woke up, I was like, honey, up,
you right back, and the dog, my god, Matt looking
at me like.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Leanne posted a video yesterday of this golden retriever and
he was grabbing his bed, which is huge, and he
was bringing it on top of his owner's bed so
he could sleep in the bed with him.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
It was a video ever a right, you gave him
a bed and then they just bring the bed onto
your bed.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Just overloaded with preciousness.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
After that, you are all right? Speaking of speaking of
food before you go, Yes, before you go. I thought
of you the other day, and this was a food
item that made me think of you. And it was
a delicious one, not a horrifying one like what we're
talking about. Made you think of Matt, Yes, it made
me think of Matt because I was grocery shopping and
(09:46):
I decided to spend the extra money and get a
frozen Sicilian deep dish Gino's East Pizza.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
How was that?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Chicago, Chicago man?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, I don't remind me. Next time I see that, man,
I'm gonna smack them right upside, gonna remind you of me.
Your dirty it was east.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I thought you'd appreciate the Flying.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Mother a New York.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
That it goes off.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Let's start our weekend, Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Let's do.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
We'll see you on Monday, all right, right, many y'all
have an appetite back by then.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I believe we're gonna have some more Kansas and thirty
eight special tickets.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
And Rodney Carrington tickets. That's gonna make Diane Marshall very
happy we have more Kansas.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
We are the giving Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
We are sure that that's that's what's going on next week.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
We will definitely have Kansas thirty eight Special, either on
the Morning Show or with Jeff.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
K Okay, okay, all right, and yeah, we'll talk to
you on the other side of the weekend. Four more
live shows to go before our break.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
So get in vacations.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
All I ever wanted, got a great good car, didj Bye?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Okoydbye, thank you, miss go go. We'll see you Monday.