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May 20, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hello everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Okay, and look the phones already ringing.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Maybe they have the answer to that question.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Okay, let's see. Let's see. Yeah, hello, boe of them
show the hitcher. Yes, that was it, the hitch hiker.
I've never always had his hand in his pocket around
for self. That wasn't there. That was the hiker. God, well,

(00:37):
thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Sir, thank you, because that was going to drive me batty.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
The hitch hiker, hiker. If he's a pimp, he's the
bitch hiker. We take this ship.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah, I knew somebody would know the hit.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
If you'd done.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
And horror Bo Roberts, he made my litful.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
She had to kind of already had to have that
embedded in her or she wouldn't be on this show.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I was raised by two big brothers, and then starting
in radio when I was in college, it was all guys.
I like, I think the first station that I ever
worked out where a girl was on the air, damn
and I'll pass.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Really yeah, do you think having two big brothers in
your life made it easier for you to deal with
two guys? On the morning show with you. Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Absolutely, they stay out with guys.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
It toughened her up. Yeah yeah, I did, well, that works. Okay,
whoa the hitchhiker? Huh Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It was old, old late night HBO thing. I knew
a listener would know about that.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Remember after after like eleven or twelve o'clock, HBO would
start to run. They wouldn't run X rated, they wouldn't
run R rated, but they do that cable porn version
of movie.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
That was actually Cinemax that did that cinema or skin.
We called it skin.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Skin.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Also I remember, oh god, late at night on regular TV,
not cable, they would run these shows. Call me now.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
It costs like a dollar a minute or something to
talk to these It was.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Four dollars a minute, not like I knew.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
And you want to explain yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's because he was doing a public service for his church.
That's why he found out about it.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yes, in depth investigation rid the world of this filth
and disease. Yeah okay, but I mean, and let's be honest,
women weren't all that hotn't Yeah, I mean, they just
have to have the voice that called me as soon

(02:59):
as I get rid of these crabs.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
And you know that those were just pictures because the
girl on the other end of the line, Oh yeah, yeah, huge.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm five feet tall, one hundred and twenty pounds. I
got a lieling being canny boy? Can I take a
whole one? Oh my god, I'll thank you and your friends.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Now what would she sound like if she was being
honest about her appearance?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
She sound like a troll.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Honey, what do you want? I got to finish doing
the goddamn dishes.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Leave me alone, let me flost my teeth, my tooth.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm sorry. Why don't you just go jerk off by
yourself and I'll sit here and swish the water around
so you'll think it's wet.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
I'm a four foot nine chargolo diet from northern Arkansas.
I didn't have a problems with the little machine over here.
But I'm trying to back on here. Okay, we're back on.
For all of you who experienced a brief audio interruption,
it's okay. It was just cable porn and nine hundred
sex talk. That's all.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Well.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I remember when I first moved back to Dallas in
eighty two and went to work at Q one on two.
I worked overnights to start out with until the position
came open, and tool did.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
They tell you the position was going to come open?
And they were just waiting for the guy's contract to
run out or something exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
What it was. So you were like the vulture kind
of waiting for the body to die on the road.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I could waiting in the wings.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
But sometimes, you know, when you work overnights on the radio,
that's when the psychos and like I say, the messed
up strippers call yeah, And so someone would saying she
would I can get to know you. I say, Okay,
you know that seven to eleven, that's right down the
street the radio station. Why don't you go out there

(04:54):
and stand by the phone booth look it up, gen zers,
and I will drive by and pick you up. Well,
I drive by and see who was standing by the
phone booth, and sometimes I just keep on going. Sometimes
you would stop, sometimes I would stop, but each time
I did it was a mistake.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, it was fun. But then the after.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Part was they wouldn't leave right after yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
And that psycho side came out. I thought I was
gonna get stabbed.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
One time did we fix the audio because Matthew Polockano
is saying there's no audio. Y'all went muted.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
There was a couple of brief hiccups. This little zoom
unit is the battery is not charging in it, so
I gotta get power. It's juiced. It's a it. We're
good now. It was just a couple of mute hiccups there. Gee,
God forbid we miss Bo's impression of a one nine
hundred sex talk girl.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Ya feet towns. If I sit on a table and
my titties sweep everything off of it, it's so big.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Oh my gosh, that's not a good look to me.
When they've got humongous wengs.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
It depends on how humongous. There can be too big
and then there's too small. But in the middle ground
that run okay, Goldilocks, I don't get it. Goldie Cox's
never been a boobs guy.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I don't understand what the fascination is. Looking at a
boob for me is like looking at an elbow.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well, there's something wrong with your ass. There is something
dreadfully wrong eyes abs. But I get it.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I'm like, whoa not boobies?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Boobs?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I'm like, it's a boob.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
No, no, no, no, come on, you need to get
you some big titties and you change your life.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Something wrong with me.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I don't mean you should get them yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
When I worked in El Pascha at the station Power
one O two, I was doing mornings and then I
would do the nine am to ten am hour, which
was mostly music, but I would like, you know, do
it life. And so this little boy calls me and
I answered, it's like, hey, power win up too, and
he's like, are you the lady DJ? And I was
like yes, and he goes, can I touch your ditties?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And I was like he was probably eleven, yeah, And.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I was like sure, I tell you what, Let me
give it. Let me get your phone number, and then
I'll come by right after I get off the air,
I'll come by. And so he gives me his phone
number and I go, thank you so much. I'm gonna
call your mommy and I'm gonna tell her what a
nasty little boy you already.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
You just ruined the poor kid's first boner. Did you
call his mom?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I stared the hell out of him.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
She was just saying that to get his asshole of
pucker up.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
My friend who is a program director, he still will
text me and it's like, can I touch your ditties,
your daies?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
No, jin, I thes your daties.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh boy, I love being in South Texas, is and
San Antonio and el pass it because the phone calls
were hysterical.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
My god, let's see who's on the phone now, Hello,
Bone of them, Joe.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
What's happening rist those kinds of day versus Jim Morris's
death and Joe Cocker.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, yeah, Jim Morrison. The concrete headstone or the bust
that goes on his grave site was finally found after
all these years.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
We have the full story up on our page. Mister
and mister yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Got to Joe Cocker and see the best I got
him doors.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Oh Joe Cocker such a talent.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I can't believe he's that song, the one that Bo
played earlier, feeling all right. It was nice to see
that surge back up the music charts a little bit
when it figured so prominently into the movie Flight with
Denzel Washington. Remember Denzel is this pilot who's hooked on
cocaine and alcoholide. Yeah, he saved all these people's lives

(09:12):
except one or two. But he was high as a
kite when he did it. And it's an incredible movie
that all through the movie, whenever, whenever him and his
drug dealer John Goodman gets into a comedic passed it
then feeling, all right is the is the backdrop for that?
And then all of a sudden it became a popular

(09:32):
song with younger people again.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
You know, Steve Joe Cocker, he died of lung cancer.
And we were reading earlier this morning. He smoked forty
cigarettes a day.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
He smart packs a day, two packs.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
A day until he gave it up in nineteen ninety one.
But he got lung cancer.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
John Wayne smoked four packs. Oh good, that's what I heard.
He smoked four packs.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
And when he died and they did an autopsy on him,
they found close to one hundred pounds of impacted basically
meat in his He ate so much steak that he
had about one hundred pounds of impact in his colon
that was stuck in there and smoke afterwards.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, all right, I have that They have.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
That John Wayne museum. Have you ever been, Steve to
that John Wayne museum in Fort Worth in the stockyards.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I gotta go to that.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, that would be cool.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
My dad was a.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Well listen, Steve, we're gonna have to go. I've got
to do some more work. But thank you so much
for checking in with us.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Tell mama Hello.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Okay, we'll see you later.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Bye, bye Steve.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, roll with old Steve.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, I know he's he's faithful, faithful companion.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, we gotta go. We'll be back tomorrow for ascus
Stuff Day. Remember to call the Ask a Stuff Hotline.
Leave you a question two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred, and we'll talk again on the morrow.
On the morrow. All right. By the way, i'm.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Twenty years Oh god, I have big big ministed earlier.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, we're gone. We'll see you bye.
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