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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Goodbye, mar Boom, I fired prematurely.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Happens all the time.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Good baby, and three two one you're on.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay, we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Hello Bo Roberts Killer Clowns T shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah you like my killer clown that's dope. Tell me
you've seen the movie. Yes, you haven't seen the movie. Now, Anna,
you have to see Killer Clowns from outer Space at
least once.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
You invite me over to your house and we'll watch
it together.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, I don't have it recorded, but I'm sure we
can find it online.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I'm sure we could. Deb it's a slumber party.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Slumber party, We're gonna watch Killer Clowns from outer Space.
You'll go.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, I'll order the pizza Andazon.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
A fan of scary movies, but this is more schlockedlock. Yeah, yeah,
even funny.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah. I mean clowns from outer space who got high
on acid and thought of that.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Do you remember Anthony Schner who used to work here
in our own charge, but he hated clowns with a
he did.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yes, it was not a joke.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I mean he would run for the hills if he
saw a clown.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You're not kidding, because I think we were at a
blood drive one time and the Wringling Brothers sent a
clown over here to give us something or something, and
Anthony ran.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Oh, he hated them with a passion. Not no joke.
It was like it was cruel if you even tried
to pull a joke on him about clowns.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I was actually a clown in the Clyde Baby Cole
Brothers circus when I was in New arm On.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
They dressed me up.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I went into clown Alley where all the clowns have
been for centuries.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
You didn't go to clown college, though, knew.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I just winged it. It's goofy.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I think it comes natural to you. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
all right, graduation, speaking of clown college.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Okay, graduation.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You were talking about your high school graduation and how
you and your buddies were drunk.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well back row because we were kind of on the
back row because we weren't seated in alphabetical order. No no,
not this time, because.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Of course of cant of high school didn't know how
to do the alphabet.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Well, we don't know how to do that damn alphabet.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So we don't give y'all a number.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
And so somebody brought a flask of whiskey and we
said there, turned our head away from the crowd and
drank it.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Did you stumble up onto the stage to get your diploma?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, It takes a lot more than that to get
me schnuckered.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, that was kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, so just to get away with it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It was fun.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
When I was in South Texas the week before graduation,
seniors got the week off. We didn't have to go
to school that long, really, so what we would do
in the Rio Grand Valley is we would all go
to South Padre allan and just party down to the
ground on South Padre. But then when you came back
for graduation, your sunburned eath our robes. We all had
(03:19):
like shorts on and halter he tops, and the guys
had shorts on and tank tops.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Because skin.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, I hate being sunburned. Your skin just throbs while
you're trying to lay down and go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I can't think of how many times I've gone on
vacation immediately arrived at the vacation destination and just started
partying out in the sun. And then day two of
the vacation consistently is sunburned day. Miss I made those
mistakes so many times when travels.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Okay, do you know that if you get a real
bad sunburned you can put vinegar on your skin. I've
heard that and it will turn into a tan.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I've heard that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yes, yes, rub vinegar on your sunburn and it will
turn into a tan.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Does it have to be apple cider vinegar? It can
be any Okay. It'll also clean out an infection really good.
In case you're getting lucky while on vacation.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Can the jellyfish then you pee on it? Yeah, you
get those mixed s uff.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'll pee on you for nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Don't pee on the hooker and then put vinegar on.
Nevermind that fetish.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I do not understand about the Golden showers. That is
just gross.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, like I've are you people luck. I've always said,
no matter how weird and fucked up something is, there's
always somebody somewhere there's like really into it.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, there's something about the humiliation factor.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I don't know. That's just gross.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Tell everybody your famous quote about all this Anna, Do
you remember.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
There's something for everyone?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yes, there is, And you don't have to participate.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
If you don't want.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Now we can laugh at you.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh yeah, well we'll watch him laugh, have a big laugh.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Like that foot fetish guy that you laugh about that.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Would go into open houses where there's a female realtor
and say, I won't take my shoes off because I
want to feel the carpet. Why don't you do the
same thing? Okay, Then he'd reached down and start playing
with their toes.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Hey, she really must have wanted that sale.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, well, he wasn't gonna buy shit. He was just
there to get him some toe jam on his finger.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
He yeah, does it? I wonder does it have to
be funky feet? Can they be cleaned and bathed?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Well, I'm not a foot fetish guy, so I really
can't tell you.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Do you remember when you used to go to a
shoe store and they had an attendant who would come
with that little.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Device called a Brannet device.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, so the device would measure your feet, and you know,
he'd ask you to take your shoes off and all
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah tickled.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Okay, So when I was in high school, and now
I think about it, I go, this man was a sicko.
But when I was in high school.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
He was like, oh, you have beautiful feet, and he
would like grab my foot, I think, and then he
would like kind of like pet my foot because I
think I have the perfect shoe for you.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Let me. Let me go jack off first and I'll
get it.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It was like a Kenny's shoes. Remember there used to
be a.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
K I n and yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
But I remember him like, and I was like, why
is he like petting my foot?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I don't know, you know, I'm kind of getting tingly
over it here.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Oh my god, those stores at malls that no longer.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Excuse me, bless your son, bless you.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Another one's coming, here comes, let's catch all.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No rarely do I ever just sneeze one time, Yeah
you noticed I didn't cover my mouth. I sneezed right
down at the floor where boogers belong.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
And this carpet has not been cleaned since I'm pretty
sure the early aughts.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's already a science experiment. And it's worse over in
the Randy James room too.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's nasty, yeah, but we just ignore it because you
put me in a shithold to do a show, and
I'll make.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Good of it.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I think it's built up our immune system.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Actually, maybe you're right. It won't stop you from sneezing obviously. No.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, I feel bad for management for recarpeting the hallways
here and now we already have one, two, three significant
stains on the new carpet out in the hallways. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
One of our coworkers in, she spilt her coffee in
the hallway. Oh, over by that little nas picture, Yeah,
the one that Pooh keeps like trying to look on,
stop it man.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And then down the hall towards the total traffic people,
there's a huge water stain from some sort of a
plumbing week.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, that happened right after they laid the carpet.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, about the size of a great vane.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
And then in Pooh's little studio today, I walked in
to give him some stuff that he had printed out,
and there's a huge gash in the brand new carpet.
Oh yeah. And I was like, oh my god, what happened?
And then he said it was the engineering department. I got, well,
at least it was them.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, let's see who's on the phone here.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Nobody. Well, there you go. Question answered. You know what? Else, though,
we're talking about the new look that we have up here.
I also feel really bad for him here because out
in our Stanley Kubrick serial killer lobby. Yeah, look down
at your feet when you walk out there to go
to the elevator today. Scuffs and scratches, but it's it's.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Been scuffed up since the very beginning, those little black
marks from shoes.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And do you think that was like the construction.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Guys, No, I think it's just the floor.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh, let's see who's on the phone right now. They
go back, Hello, both of them, Joe bo.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, oh yea, this Diane. So I've been trying to
call love not call get on my Live Nation app
to oh I what.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So have I? And I got no dice. I got
no thirty dollars Willie Nelson ticket. The cheapest I could
get a ticket after ten after nine am this morning
was sixty seven to fifty plus tax.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Well, are we sure it's this morning or not tomorrow morning?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Watched the countdown happen this morning. They were like nine
minutes to go.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Well, y'all, bet it make good, y'all, bet it make good.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I won my tickets. I was just gonna buy another
ticket for the summer, just in case. I didn't win
some of the ones I want to go to.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What show, Diane, what were you trying for?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Uh? Just adn't yell them? I like going, but I'll
like you know, but Willie when I'm kind of concerned
because the way his sons are posting about his health
and staying by his side and all that.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's exactly why I do not want to miss July fifth, whatsoever, I've.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Got to ye. Willy is ninety two years old, that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
And so last summer, I think it was last summer
when they were here. It was awful. He had to
sit back, sit down and talk and and sweating. He
was just I felt so bad for him.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
The last time I saw bb King, Oh my heart,
I love.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
That mat Diane. I think that what we're going to
get with the Outlaw Music Festival because the last thing
that I saw Lucas Nelson post with his dad was
Willy just playing guitar and looking at his son, and
Lucas did all the heavy lifting and it was so moving.
But yeah, I still want to go because it's Bob
Dylan and everybody else.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And I just I love the Avitt Brothers.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Guy be out on the lawn and celebrate Willy, I'll
drink ye. I really wish they would stop selling those
huge beers that get hot way too fast.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
You can't drink them fast enough, right exactly.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
I try, though.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's gonna say Ivana can't get it down, and you
know you guys are not going to come up with
another A good try.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I try.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Hated for you, Diana. The only thing I can think
is that for T Mobile customers, they got early DIBs
in line to get those thirty dollars tickets. But I
went on there and I hit the Willy Outlaw show,
and it took me to the list of tickets and rates,
and there's a lawn seat up for grabs. But I
(11:44):
guess it's not a lawn seat that's thirty dollars because
it was sixty seven fifty for one seat, seventy five
bucks after out the door.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, a Live Nation will let you if you go
early enough, they will let you upgrade. They let all
the T Mobile people go through their little hut and
get out of there, but then they'll let you come on.
Live Nation will to upgrade if you have a long
seat now with comp ticket like I have. Sometime they
always let me do it anyway. They don't like to
(12:15):
do it, but I argue the case and they let
me just to get me out of there.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
But don't mess with Diane.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You don't give Hi my money's worth.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Let me tell you something else. Melody, Melody Gonzalez invited
Shelley and I. We went out to the c c
R thing and Shelley she invited us because she won
a four pack with Jeff K at bringing the weekend
and they only sent her to UH and was so
embarrassed and and Jeff's going to bat for her with
(12:51):
this guy named Belle or some I don't know who.
The producer, Yeah it was. It was that cover band
that We're Harper.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yeah yeah, that Texas Clearwater Room.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah yeah, Jeff K gave away four packs of those.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I didn't know that we gave away tickets to that.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I know nothing about that.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
That in the weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Now, that was not the that was not to bring
in the weekend party. We were just invited to Shelley
and I know that band.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah to two.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I think Shelley is like the biggest fan.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, yes, so so I met him when Randy played
with two two two. That Harper guy. But what I'm
getting at is Melody Gonzalez was there and she while
we were sitting there, she said, Hey, I went to
Jeff K's bringing the weekend party. I got four tickets.
Do you and Diane want to go? And of course
we said, heck yeah, because I tried to win the
(13:46):
bottom tickets for tonight.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Oh yes.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And so she's been emailing Jeff K because she got
her tickets on Monday. She went through all the hoops
and she got them and there were only two now.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
And then I think she misunderstood because we letter has
a letter that said letter, they must have made a
mistake because we did not give away four packs to Jason.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
That's surprising.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, we did not give away four packs to Jason Bonham.
They were all just pairs of tickets. But we were
giving away a four pack to another show. And maybe
that's where they just got confused. But if she got
the letter, they need to make sure that they make good.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Need to make it. Yeah, they owe her to make
good for that, and I'll make sure the promotions knows
about that, and I'm sure they.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Will be upset with me.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Speaking of Jeff K, Happy birthday, Jack, Jeff's birthday. This
is your birthday song. It doesn't last too long.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh that was awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Well, and y'all have a RESTful rest of your day.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Dying Well, what the stars should give Jeff k for
his birthday?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Bo?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
What a huge win tonight, damn.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Right, Kate, losing game one in a series.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm with you, I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Let's go start seven o'clock drop, and remember what happened
in the in the conference before this they won that
first game.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
King, Well, be that as it may. We will see
you tomorrow for Fun with Music Day. I ought then
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