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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, okay. So I got a message from Matt the
Cat who said he was going to call in something
about sasquatching. Oh that story we did today, Yeah, something
about sasquatching. So be on the lookout for Matt the
Cat to be calling in.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The Bigfoot hunters that we had on the.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Freaking He has a theory, he says about Sasquatch and
Princess Bride.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Sasquatch and Princess Princess.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bor That's my movie that I'm taking on the deserted island.
So I hope he doesn't ruin it for you.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, that's that's your comedy movie. I forget what you.
Oh funny girl was here?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, the Barber streisand musical.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, well the Princes Pride is very funny. But i'd
be a used car.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Man with I know, but I could see Princess Bride
over and over and over again. I told you for
Christmas or your birthday, your birthday, come at first. I'm
going to get you that shirt that has like the
little name tag that says my name is Ino. You
killed my father.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Wear that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I know you will.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'd wear that to a chirt. Matt the cat, where
are you at? There?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
He is?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I think this is It could be somebody else, you
never know.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh, come on hello, bon on them show.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Hella, good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I was wondering if that was you or not.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
There Matt, Yeah, you scared us.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh, Diane, I mean come on now, so so so
I got this theory.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It ain't a conspiracy theory. Okay, well it could it
probably could be.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
But that's a switch.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So do you remember The Princess Bride?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yes, my favorite, just talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Number two on my top five list of movies. Movie
great movie. Do you remember the dread Pirate Roberts.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
The dread Pirate Roberts was a series of different pirates
who were handed the ship from the previous dread Pirate Roberts.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes, you inherited it. They like what when they were dying.
I think that they passed it on either that.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Or retiring, and they would pick one guy. And that's
why he kept saying to Wesley, sleep well Wesley for
probably killing I'll probably kill you in the morning. Yes,
that's how they got them rid. Okay, what if What
if Sasquatch is some guy in the Pacific Northwest who
started it back in what the sixties of the first
(02:43):
reported sighting sixties or fifties, Okay, and every when he's
ready to turn it over, there's a group of these
people like that Sasquatch reporting group that you talked about earlier, yeah,
in the story. Yeah, And there's this group of people
who just keep it. They just walk around in the costume.
(03:04):
But you know, I mean, it's been going on since
like the fifties, so obviously it can't be the same
guy that started it back in the fifties. So what
if every couple of years they passed the torch so
to speak, and the uniform, the costume onto somebody else,
and they just keep perpetuating this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, that's an interesting theory. I'll tell you what. I
hope my turn comes up, because I wouldn't mind being
Bigfoot for a while.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I hope it's not the same stinky costume from the fifties.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I hope upgrade.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You have to make your own self.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You'd have to get the previous costume owners butt butter
out of.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It before well, oh god, I need so why.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's why I'm Matt the Cat. The first widely documented
account of sosquatch bigfoot is in eighteen eleven.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Ah, so that'd be about forty of them.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, so that that yeah, so that that even better
proves my point because, as you may recall, the dread
pirate robits went back a few hundred years also, so
I'm just thinking that perhaps now, like you're bringing up
the point about the butt butter.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And needing to clean the suit. Yes, they can't just
bring it to any like dry cleaner because then the
gigou the up.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Also, Sasquatch sightings happen all over the place, man, so
there must be like a family of sasquat.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
It's a network.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
To feel me now, Adam, thank you there, So it
makes sense to me. And I mean that would be
the only legitimate reason that I could see this thing
going on as long as it's gone on, because you,
I mean, how else could it be there is no
such thing as an actual Bigfoot?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, I mean now they think that there is. Yeah,
and what if Bigfoot just passes his job down to
another sasquatch, you'll be Bigfoot? Now me retiring life.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Is just like a bear with a different bill, you know,
and a bear that walks on two feet instead of
four legs.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now I think now, I think now, I think we're
we're we're stretching at it because because eighteen what was it,
the first eighteen eleven, eighteen eleven, So that means that
over the course of the eighteen nineteen twenty two, over
the course of the last four hundred years, they would
at three hundred. They would have to have been so
many of them to account for the so many sightings.
(05:31):
I'm just thinking that. Okay, back in eighteen eleven, somebody
maybe made this incredible costume out of sheep's wool and
cow hide, bear skin, yeah, bear skin, and put it
together and then they started handing it down and then
it grew. You know, one state Oregon would say we've
got a sas watch, and then Washington State would say, well,
(05:51):
we want our own sasquatch, and then it continued on
that one like a fraternity.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Different chapter.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
This is kind of into a conspiracy theory. Hey, Matt,
here's an interesting point.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You'll like this.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
When it comes to theorizing about the Lockness Monster, the
scientists say, well, if there is a lockness monster down there.
It's a whole family of them reproducing over time because
they've been spotted over many you know, decades and centuries.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
NeSSI has to squirt one out every once in a while.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, so Nassy has a male nest door and they've
been you know, populating the lake in Scotland. Yeah, with
lots of baby nessis.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I think those two monster schooling would call some bubbles
to come up.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Or some or farting, Yeah, it would call them bubbles something.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
They say that that locke in Scotland down at the
bottom of it, it winds out through a tunnel out
to the ocean.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Nice, that would explain it.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
But then again, are you going to get a creature
that can breathe fresh water and also salt water? And
you know, the theories go on and on.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Well what about all the golf balls down at the
bottom because people go and hit golf balls into the lake, Yeah,
trying to hit miss upside.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
That's right. I just always thought if there really is
actual yetty bigfoot creatures running around out there, I thought
for sure it's gonna be. There's gonna be poop everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Can hide poop? Yeah, monster turns are big enough to
float to the top.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
We gotta go, man, We gotta cut Anna loose, and
we love you and.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah too late, have a wonderful day. If I.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And has got ship to do, so we're gonna let
it to a stack of ship to do the Friday Show.
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, okay. So I got a message from Matt the
Cat who said he was going to call in something
about sasquatching. Oh that story we did today, Yeah, something
about sasquatching. So be on the lookout for Matt the
Cat to be calling in.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The Bigfoot hunters that we had on the.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Freaking He has a theory, he says about Sasquatch and
Princess Bride.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Sasquatch and Princess Princess.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bor That's my movie that I'm taking on the deserted island.
So I hope he doesn't ruin it for you.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, that's that's your comedy movie. I forget what you.
Oh funny girl was here?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, the Barber streisand musical.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, well the Princes Pride is very funny. But i'd
be a used car.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Man with I know, but I could see Princess Bride
over and over and over again. I told you for
Christmas or your birthday, your birthday, come at first. I'm
going to get you that shirt that has like the
little name tag that says my name is Ino. You
killed my father.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Wear that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I know you will.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'd wear that to a chirt. Matt the cat, where
are you at? There?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
He is?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I think this is It could be somebody else, you
never know.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh, come on hello, bon on them show.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Hella, good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I was wondering if that was you or not.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
There Matt, Yeah, you scared us.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh, Diane, I mean come on now, so so so
I got this theory.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It ain't a conspiracy theory. Okay, well it could it
probably could be.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
But that's a switch.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So do you remember The Princess Bride?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yes, my favorite, just talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Number two on my top five list of movies. Movie
great movie. Do you remember the dread Pirate Roberts.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
The dread Pirate Roberts was a series of different pirates
who were handed the ship from the previous dread Pirate Roberts.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes, you inherited it. They like what when they were dying.
I think that they passed it on either that.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Or retiring, and they would pick one guy. And that's
why he kept saying to Wesley, sleep well Wesley for
probably killing I'll probably kill you in the morning. Yes,
that's how they got them rid. Okay, what if What
if Sasquatch is some guy in the Pacific Northwest who
started it back in what the sixties of the first
(02:43):
reported sighting sixties or fifties, Okay, and every when he's
ready to turn it over, there's a group of these
people like that Sasquatch reporting group that you talked about earlier, yeah,
in the story. Yeah, And there's this group of people
who just keep it. They just walk around in the costume.
(03:04):
But you know, I mean, it's been going on since
like the fifties, so obviously it can't be the same
guy that started it back in the fifties. So what
if every couple of years they passed the torch so
to speak, and the uniform, the costume onto somebody else,
and they just keep perpetuating this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, that's an interesting theory. I'll tell you what. I
hope my turn comes up, because I wouldn't mind being
Bigfoot for a while.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I hope it's not the same stinky costume from the fifties.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I hope upgrade.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You have to make your own self.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You'd have to get the previous costume owners butt butter
out of.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It before well, oh god, I need so why.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's why I'm Matt the Cat. The first widely documented
account of sosquatch bigfoot is in eighteen eleven.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Ah, so that'd be about forty of them.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, so that that yeah, so that that even better
proves my point because, as you may recall, the dread
pirate robits went back a few hundred years also, so
I'm just thinking that perhaps now, like you're bringing up
the point about the butt butter.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And needing to clean the suit. Yes, they can't just
bring it to any like dry cleaner because then the
gigou the up.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Also, Sasquatch sightings happen all over the place, man, so
there must be like a family of sasquat.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
It's a network.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
To feel me now, Adam, thank you there, So it
makes sense to me. And I mean that would be
the only legitimate reason that I could see this thing
going on as long as it's gone on, because you,
I mean, how else could it be there is no
such thing as an actual Bigfoot?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, I mean now they think that there is. Yeah,
and what if Bigfoot just passes his job down to
another sasquatch, you'll be Bigfoot? Now me retiring life.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Is just like a bear with a different bill, you know,
and a bear that walks on two feet instead of
four legs.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now I think now, I think now, I think we're
we're we're stretching at it because because eighteen what was it,
the first eighteen eleven, eighteen eleven, So that means that
over the course of the eighteen nineteen twenty two, over
the course of the last four hundred years, they would
at three hundred. They would have to have been so
many of them to account for the so many sightings.
(05:31):
I'm just thinking that. Okay, back in eighteen eleven, somebody
maybe made this incredible costume out of sheep's wool and
cow hide, bear skin, yeah, bear skin, and put it
together and then they started handing it down and then
it grew. You know, one state Oregon would say we've
got a sas watch, and then Washington State would say, well,
(05:51):
we want our own sasquatch, and then it continued on
that one like a fraternity.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Different chapter.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
This is kind of into a conspiracy theory. Hey, Matt,
here's an interesting point.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You'll like this.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
When it comes to theorizing about the Lockness Monster, the
scientists say, well, if there is a lockness monster down there.
It's a whole family of them reproducing over time because
they've been spotted over many you know, decades and centuries.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
NeSSI has to squirt one out every once in a while.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, so Nassy has a male nest door and they've
been you know, populating the lake in Scotland. Yeah, with
lots of baby nessis.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I think those two monster schooling would call some bubbles
to come up.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Or some or farting, Yeah, it would call them bubbles something.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
They say that that locke in Scotland down at the
bottom of it, it winds out through a tunnel out
to the ocean.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Nice, that would explain it.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
But then again, are you going to get a creature
that can breathe fresh water and also salt water? And
you know, the theories go on and on.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Well what about all the golf balls down at the
bottom because people go and hit golf balls into the lake, Yeah,
trying to hit miss upside.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
That's right. I just always thought if there really is
actual yetty bigfoot creatures running around out there, I thought
for sure it's gonna be. There's gonna be poop everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Can hide poop? Yeah, monster turns are big enough to
float to the top.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
We gotta go, man, We gotta cut Anna loose, and
we love you and.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah too late, have a wonderful day. If I.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And has got ship to do, so we're gonna let
it to a stack of ship to do the Friday Show.
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