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June 5, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums, making sure everything's working. Okay, are you
ready ready? I'm ready? All right?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Fort Worth, fort Worth, Cowtown recently named the best city
in America to survive a zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Okay, what's here for fort Worth? When them zombies come
at us, I'm going down to the stockyard and say I.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
There you Okay. So this study was done by Excavator
Parts Direct. They're a parts supplier, and it considered seven
criteria road conditions, distance to rural areas from the city center,
population density per square mile, number of gas stations in
the city, the average traffic density, car ownership rights, you

(00:59):
need to have a vee call if you're going to
get away from the zombies zombies, and also walkability score
and Fort Worth was a clear number one, ahead of
runner up San Diego, California. Now Dallas came in at
number seven on the list. So if there's a zombie apocalypse,
make your way to Fort Worth. The worst city to
survive a zombie apocalypse Los Angeles, California. Traffic's horrible, too

(01:24):
many people, not enough rural areas to go. Oh by
the way. I love this. Fort Worth police officer Buddy
Casada said they are prepared in case of a zombie apocalypse.
I'm and if you ever see one of the Fort
Worth police vehicles with green lights, that means that there
is a zombie sighting and for all it's actually what

(01:49):
they do during Christmas time. They have green lights instead
of the red and blue lights of the red and
whites lights.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Would it be funny if they turned on the green
light to see if anybody freaks out about zombie to
mess with.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Us, That would be kind of cool. But just so
you know, if the police car has green lights, then
there's zombie sighting zombies somewhere.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
For were Texas we're number one, but number one.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Then again, you know, zombies move pretty slow and you
can just blow their head off. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
See, that's what I was going to say. There's another
point here, and it's been covered on the TV show
Land Man. In Fort Worth and in North Texas, most
all of us are armed, Okay, So that's why you
see in traffic or holding doors open for people a
quick trip. You see a lot of like courtesy waves
and tra that's because most of us are armed in

(02:41):
some way. So that makes us a really good candidate
to survive a zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I'm armed, I'm just not armed right now.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Two arms right there?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, but I mean I don't have my pistol with Yeah,
I will if the damn zombies come, though.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'll never forget when they passed the whole open carry
here in the state of Texas and I was driving
off the bush onto Preston, the Preston exit and that
bridge that crosses the bush on Preston, there was a
man just crossing the street with two assault weapons on
his shoulders on his shoulders, just walking and I was like,

(03:18):
how do I know that you're not a crazy person?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
What kind of shit did he expect to have a start?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't know, but it was just it was disturbing
to me. I don't think that that you should, yeah,
open carry, have it, you know, hidden just hard.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
From wanting to express his freedom and is right. I
don't see any reason to do something like that, And
it's likely a clear sign that he doesn't have all.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
His march and you just want to scare people.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, don't do that.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
And you know what else I've seen on social media
is people will take pictures of other people in line
at a fast food restaurant who are strapped to the
gills like we're.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
In a zombie apocalyphonse.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, a zombie apocalypse. They got a rifle over his shoulder,
they got a pistol on the belt.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
The thing is when they strap that much and overdo it,
they're trying to seem like a badass because they got
a small dick.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yes, they do definitely be sorry, but that's it. Yeah,
you don't have to look too far to find a
lot of people that will attest to regretting behaving like
that with their firearms, right, And it pisses off those
of us who are responsible yet scary.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I went into a Chili's and I don't even remember
if it was in Carrollton or North Dallas or wherever,
and a guy he was, you know, open carry, and
it just freaked me out because I don't know who
you are, so I don't know if you have bad intentions,
if maybe you're getting a divorce and your wife is
in the restaurant. I don't know. So you're causing unnecessary

(04:47):
stress for other patrons.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, you don't want to do that, And chili serves
booze I was thinking that any place, Booze, you're supposed
to leave the gun on the.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Huh.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well, I when my sister passed away, I inherited her
security weapon that she has at home. So I called
my police buddy, Arlington PD Nate Deary, and I said,
what do I do?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Do I need to register this gun? Do I need
to let somebody know?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
But said, you didn't have to do that anymore.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
My cop buddy says, all you have to do in
Texas is keeping in a holster and you can pretty
much carry it anywhere that doesn't have posted restrictions before
you walk in a bank. A Booze kind.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Of understand that there needs to be common sense legislation.
Don't take people's guns away. I know plenty of people
with guns. My nephew is a gun enthusiast. He actually
competes here in the state of Texas. Really yeah, and
he's great, He's won several tournaments and stuff. But just
common sense gun legislation.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, to, you got to be able to demonstrate that
you've got all your marbles together because it's a big responsibility. Okay,
absolutely right.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Let's see who This is because it's been calling and
hanging up and calling the phone work. Hello, bone them show.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
If I may just chime in for a quick second,
go ahead. First of all, Adam, when will you be
in New York because I'll be in New York in August.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh, I'm going at the end of June. Sorry, but
I'll go visit your mom if you want me to.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yeah, I was about to say, I'd love to have
you come out to the Hamptons. The the guys that
carrying the people that are carrying their long arms for
lack of a vetter term their M sixteen's and whatever
else over there, any kind you got. You gotta remember,
in this day and age, there was a time, and
I'm you know from New York, I used to go
up to the to the Catskill Mountains for summers gun racks.

(06:42):
That's just the modern day gun rack. I mean, because
there were gun racks that used to have slots for
like three and four rifle got guns, rifles in the
back of the pickup truck. And you know, anything within
the five Boroughs of New York City, a handgun is
not allowed, A long rifle or a rifle is not
allowed anywhere in the five boroughs, but as soon as

(07:04):
you get outside of city limit, you can you can carry.
I'm all for it, you know, I mean because back
in the day, in the seventeen eighteen hundreds, that's how
they used to carry their weapons on their horses or
on what it may be a little bit of overtill
I mean, in population, but it's really a weird it's
a weird dynamic seeing some of these guys out of

(07:24):
here walking around with you know, full clips snagged out
to the nine like a swat team member.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
You don't need to do that, hey.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Loo when you were in high school in Corsicanta, because
I know in South Texas in the Rio Grand Valley,
at my high school, if you went into the student
parking lot, you would see gun racks with guns oh
ye at the school. And we didn't have any school
shootings in my school.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's probably why.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yes, I certainly have something to do with it.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yeah, somebody posted on the deal that that dude that
you saw would be the first one shot at. Yes,
So yeah, that's the problem. Wonderful day kids.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Hey Matt, before you go what I was going to
get a sound check from him. But you know what,
when I talked to both of our winners on the phone,
I said, how's the phone connection, and they said, it's great.
You're can loud and clear.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
That you what about when they were talking to us, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
What I'm wondering in the other room in there, just
straight on the phone.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
We're good. Okay, let's see who this is. We'll get
out hello. Then show boat yo, Dan.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yes, so we are talking about cold rinks. When I
worked at Pizza Paradise over No Cliff back in the day,
so they would order a coke and I'd take them
a coat to the table and they go, oh, this
isn't doctor Prepper, And I said, you asked for a coke.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, yeah, you're supposed to ask what flavor?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Do you want to need to be specific?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, be specific what flavor?

Speaker 4 (08:53):
And then the dr Prepper driver put peanuts in there.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
You know, that's a that's a truck driver thing.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's a country, southern country.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You know why they do that. So when they're driving
their truck, they don't have to fumble to get peanuts
and then pick up a drink and eat it. They
just put it in there and just.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Do it all.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
It's is interesting well, I did not know that my
parents were truck drivers.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I did not know that.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Oh yeah, I'll be damn. Hey, Diane, let me ask
you a question.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Her phone sounds bad.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
How How does the phone connection sound on your end?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Diane?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Uh, well, I'm in construction going to SAMs right now,
but is kind of crack.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
But I can it is crack, okay, See I can.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I can hear it when I talk in there.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Oh, that's still your that's to your phone. You're probably
still landline. Not that's not that sell.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Land you know, it's us.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's something with our phone service.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
See, I can hear it when.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
You talk to there.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
It is.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well, now I feel left out.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
And I want to tell you, like, crap, what was that, Diane?
I was I was so proud to be rescued when
that ad came on last night up on the news.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
The ad, Yes, the Star Blood Drive. Diane put it
up last night, and that's the first time we got
to see it, Diane, because we're normally asleep at that hour.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
It's not our faces, but it's our voices. On Fox Four.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Usually we do the TV commercial ourselves, that's right, and
sometimes we have to drive it all the way downtown
to Fox Floor, which I don't really mind.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Remember last year because of your injury, they came to
your house.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yes, they did it there.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
That was fine.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Jeez, well it was so good.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I mean you could tell it with you guys. But
I think your little pictures should have been on there somewhere.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
The little animated one was on the T shirt.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yeah, yeah, I love that. And my Abbey is named
after Abbey Road and she doesn't even have a middle name.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's just a why huh.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
I'm fixing the home depots.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
All right, we'll see you later.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Take care, Diane.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well that's enough of this ship for one.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, we learned a lot today though.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yes we did, Yes we did.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
We always do. A wacky time we have, so we'll
have another fun time tomorrow and then get ready for
the blood drive next week.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
We're ready.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
We'll see you then.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Good
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