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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
In the after cafeteria.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Will be having Soundsbury Stakes today.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
That's what that traffic sweep, the little chimes.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Did you remember Greece with Olivia Newton John and when
they did Thing Kings.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
She had the little xylophone.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
There, that's what we need in the studio. A little xylophone.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
All right, we got enough xylophone. Thank you very much.
It's time for the after show podcast m.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Then show podcasts. Yes, you'll remember Mike Rinder, don't you. Yeah,
of course we love my I'm gonna be on his
podcast on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh the Dark Companion.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He asked me to come on.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I said, he just celebrated his one year anniversary.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
In fact, I saw Jimmy and I saw him at
that Chris Holt show at the Bring the Band on
or he did?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
He did?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then yesterday, no Saturday, he was at the Stars game.
Oh yeah, he's got connections.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I bet he does. He knows who the suck up to.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You've got connections too. You need to be reaching out
to Doc croc oh for Stars.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Do you know how hard it would be to get
playoff tickets. You can do that shit.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You just say that you're his nurse. Yeah, he's a surgeon,
he's the Stars doctor.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
He is he he is in fact, when that Stars
player had a heart attack, let's see who's on the phone.
Sometimes this is a damn mistake, but let's try it anyway,
go on, get brave balling them show.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I gotta say.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
For what what I do? What I do a cat Ali.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Good morning, everybody, Good morning. I sent Anna a message
to thank you because you went to the back of
the rack today for the Motley krum and brings in.
And my god, I told Anna, I felt like I
was back spinning ray spinning records of baby dolls again.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was baby dolls where you used to work.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I worked at.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Baby Dollars on one fifty seven hits out of here
he did.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh yeah, he shared this story lots of times.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
And then I was at Colligular twenty one onst I.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh god, wow, I spent many a dollar one at
a time in that place. That is like, oh my god,
I mashed.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I had a mash such a porn collection when I
was working at Carigula, it's not even funny. And then
and then when I left Texas, right.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
After I got I mean I literally had had uh uh,
what's the name of that? The moving company, huge boxes, supper,
porn videos and DVD's just that I autographed.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
You know, for some stupid reason, I thought it might
have been more something someday. And then when I when
I moved back to New York for a little while,
we packed up the house very quickly. I forgot all
three at the box.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh good love, yeah, very good will.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Now, so Mayflower moving made out like a bandit after
the years, they're probably still.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Deeping off to them.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's laid Flower now.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's laid Flower. Matt.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I don't I don't know what's up with your phone connection,
but it sounds like you're calling us from Earth's lower orbit.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I'm sorry, I'm driving my work truck and I'm probably
in a bad area. I just wanted to thank THO,
so I'll think goodbye, have a wonder.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well, there you go, Matt the cat have my body.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Oh ho, man, that's something to you and Matt have
in common. You both DJ'ed at strip clubs. I did
when I first moved back to Dallas. When I first
moved back, I got a job on Monday night at
the Million Dollars Saloon.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Remember that was a coincidence.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It's your favorite place, Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's where I heard.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Because what did we say that the ghost of a stripper.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Passed that I did too. He is the one that
pushed me off.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
I'm going to get him now in the afterlife. Well
guess what, guys, what three strip clubs Atlanta, Georgia really me,
including the Cattle Tales, which is mentioned in a Motley
cruise seay.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Did you ever go to the Cheetah Club?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Yes, just hanging out and following friends around, and that
place Unlike most strip clubs where you go on a
Friday night, they've got ten, fifteen, maybe twenty girls on rotation.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
They have like a hundred.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
The Cheetah would be one hundred and ten one hundred
and twenty women.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's kind of overkilled, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
It is?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
But a really big place, and they have a huge
section that's for VIPs and famous people, so they they've
got to keep those vip rooms occupied and the stages
at the same time.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
So I went to a bachelor party for one of
my morning men in the real Grand Valley and he
invited me to his bachelor party and they went to
a strip club in the real Grand Valley, and I'm
there and I was like, oh my god, what am
I doing with all these guys? And I was the
only girl and we're at the strip club and then
all of a sudden, from the stage, Oh my god,
(05:26):
and she comes up and she gives me a hug.
And she doesn't have a top on.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Did you know her or did she just went to
high school together? Stop, she's giving me a hug. I
haven't seen her so long, like so good always.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I just like, oh my god, Oh my god, her
boobs are touching me.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Were her boobs all sweaty from work in the stage?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I don't remember. I was just paralyzed, but from the stage.
So not not a real classy place, but.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Oh my god. And then a topless hug with an
old high school mate.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So Caligula.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
You guys mentioned Caligula earlier. I got flown here to
audition for an on air job. It was November nineteen
ninety nine, and uh, And they took me out that night,
run around town a little bit, and all the locals
that were in the same vehicle as me kept saying, Oh, man,
did you hear what happened? Caligula burned down? You guys
(06:30):
remember when Caligula caught on fire and burned to the ground.
And I guess that was the end of it, forever
burned down.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I thought it just closed down.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I was hearing in the car that it was a
fire and that it was gone forever.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Now, that was a bushfire. That's biblical. That is biblical,
except that bush didn't talk as much.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I don't know what the nastiest one of the Metroplex
would be, but I'd be willing to bet that it's
somewhere in the South Fort Worth area.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Uh, there's there's a there's one on the industrial that's
kind of funky.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I mean not kind of funky, I mean funky.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, Like you walk in and it's stinky.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You walk in and crabs just jump up.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
You gotta hate those ones that you you roll by
and maybe it's even a Friday, your Saturday nine, a
weekend night, and you look and there's only like three
cars outside the strip.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
How good looking the way are?
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yeah, it's like one fat lady, one manager, and a
serial killer sitting at the end of the.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Stage going southbound. On thirty five to Austin. We're going
northbound on thirty five, like if you're going up to
wind Start. They have those like places where you can
see porn. I'm surprised that they're still in business.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
There's one outside of course, a can, are you yes, yeah,
a pretty big one d T's or something.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
And I mean, now you can just get porn online.
Why are those places still in business?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
That is a good question.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I think the old schoolers probably feel paranoid that they're
being watched if they're watching porn online and they want
to do it the old school way.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
But I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
If you guys notice this. Now you had southbound on
the freeway out of here and you start seeing the
dirty movie stores. Notice what billboards are right next to
the dirty movie store.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, churches, churches, Churches, don't go in that bill it's luckies,
it's fuckies.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Oh god, it's Monday. And their sacrament is crotch crickets,
crutch crickets.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I've never heard of croutch crickets crauch And we learned
what from Aska Stuff Day last week. Crickets can jump
as high as three feet.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Especially on your crotch jump right up to you.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I believe the crabs very much like fleas. I believe
they've got the jumping legs too.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Jesus Christ, you imagine the directions that we go off
in when they do this after show.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's because, you know what, we've already put in a
full day's work and we're kind by the time. Yeah,
by the time ten am and I still have some
work to do. I know you guys do too, But
oh my.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
God, one joke before we go. Stripper joke? What does
a stripper do with her butthole before she goes to work?
Locks him in the closet, or so she drops him
off at band practice.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, that's that's even better. I knew it was something
like that. Let's get out by lightning, all right.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, we'll see God's going to punish you sooner or later,
so we'll get out by y'all.
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
In the after cafeteria.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Will be having Soundsbury Stakes today.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
That's what that traffic sweep, the little chimes.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Did you remember Greece with Olivia Newton John and when
they did Thing Kings.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
She had the little xylophone.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
There, that's what we need in the studio. A little xylophone.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
All right, we got enough xylophone. Thank you very much.
It's time for the after show podcast m.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Then show podcasts. Yes, you'll remember Mike Rinder, don't you. Yeah,
of course we love my I'm gonna be on his
podcast on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh the Dark Companion.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He asked me to come on.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I said, he just celebrated his one year anniversary.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
In fact, I saw Jimmy and I saw him at
that Chris Holt show at the Bring the Band on
or he did?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
He did?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then yesterday, no Saturday, he was at the Stars game.
Oh yeah, he's got connections.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I bet he does. He knows who the suck up to.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You've got connections too. You need to be reaching out
to Doc croc oh for Stars.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Do you know how hard it would be to get
playoff tickets. You can do that shit.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You just say that you're his nurse. Yeah, he's a surgeon,
he's the Stars doctor.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
He is he he is in fact, when that Stars
player had a heart attack, let's see who's on the phone.
Sometimes this is a damn mistake, but let's try it anyway,
go on, get brave balling them show.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I gotta say.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
For what what I do? What I do a cat Ali.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Good morning, everybody, Good morning. I sent Anna a message
to thank you because you went to the back of
the rack today for the Motley krum and brings in.
And my god, I told Anna, I felt like I
was back spinning ray spinning records of baby dolls again.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was baby dolls where you used to work.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I worked at.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Baby Dollars on one fifty seven hits out of here
he did.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh yeah, he shared this story lots of times.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
And then I was at Colligular twenty one onst I.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh god, wow, I spent many a dollar one at
a time in that place. That is like, oh my god,
I mashed.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I had a mash such a porn collection when I
was working at Carigula, it's not even funny. And then
and then when I left Texas, right.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
After I got I mean I literally had had uh uh,
what's the name of that? The moving company, huge boxes, supper,
porn videos and DVD's just that I autographed.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
You know, for some stupid reason, I thought it might
have been more something someday. And then when I when
I moved back to New York for a little while,
we packed up the house very quickly. I forgot all
three at the box.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh good love, yeah, very good will.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Now, so Mayflower moving made out like a bandit after
the years, they're probably still.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Deeping off to them.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's laid Flower now.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's laid Flower. Matt.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I don't I don't know what's up with your phone connection,
but it sounds like you're calling us from Earth's lower orbit.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I'm sorry, I'm driving my work truck and I'm probably
in a bad area. I just wanted to thank THO,
so I'll think goodbye, have a wonder.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well, there you go, Matt the cat have my body.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Oh ho, man, that's something to you and Matt have
in common. You both DJ'ed at strip clubs. I did
when I first moved back to Dallas. When I first
moved back, I got a job on Monday night at
the Million Dollars Saloon.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Remember that was a coincidence.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It's your favorite place, Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's where I heard.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Because what did we say that the ghost of a stripper.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Passed that I did too. He is the one that
pushed me off.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
I'm going to get him now in the afterlife. Well
guess what, guys, what three strip clubs Atlanta, Georgia really me,
including the Cattle Tales, which is mentioned in a Motley
cruise seay.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Did you ever go to the Cheetah Club?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Yes, just hanging out and following friends around, and that
place Unlike most strip clubs where you go on a
Friday night, they've got ten, fifteen, maybe twenty girls on rotation.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
They have like a hundred.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
The Cheetah would be one hundred and ten one hundred
and twenty women.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's kind of overkilled, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
It is?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
But a really big place, and they have a huge
section that's for VIPs and famous people, so they they've
got to keep those vip rooms occupied and the stages
at the same time.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
So I went to a bachelor party for one of
my morning men in the real Grand Valley and he
invited me to his bachelor party and they went to
a strip club in the real Grand Valley, and I'm
there and I was like, oh my god, what am
I doing with all these guys? And I was the
only girl and we're at the strip club and then
all of a sudden, from the stage, Oh my god,
(05:26):
and she comes up and she gives me a hug.
And she doesn't have a top on.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Did you know her or did she just went to
high school together? Stop, she's giving me a hug. I
haven't seen her so long, like so good always.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I just like, oh my god, Oh my god, her
boobs are touching me.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Were her boobs all sweaty from work in the stage?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I don't remember. I was just paralyzed, but from the stage.
So not not a real classy place, but.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Oh my god. And then a topless hug with an
old high school mate.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So Caligula.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
You guys mentioned Caligula earlier. I got flown here to
audition for an on air job. It was November nineteen
ninety nine, and uh, And they took me out that night,
run around town a little bit, and all the locals
that were in the same vehicle as me kept saying, Oh, man,
did you hear what happened? Caligula burned down? You guys
(06:30):
remember when Caligula caught on fire and burned to the ground.
And I guess that was the end of it, forever
burned down.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I thought it just closed down.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I was hearing in the car that it was a
fire and that it was gone forever.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Now, that was a bushfire. That's biblical. That is biblical,
except that bush didn't talk as much.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I don't know what the nastiest one of the Metroplex
would be, but I'd be willing to bet that it's
somewhere in the South Fort Worth area.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Uh, there's there's a there's one on the industrial that's
kind of funky.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I mean not kind of funky, I mean funky.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, Like you walk in and it's stinky.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You walk in and crabs just jump up.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
You gotta hate those ones that you you roll by
and maybe it's even a Friday, your Saturday nine, a
weekend night, and you look and there's only like three
cars outside the strip.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
How good looking the way are?
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Yeah, it's like one fat lady, one manager, and a
serial killer sitting at the end of the.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Stage going southbound. On thirty five to Austin. We're going
northbound on thirty five, like if you're going up to
wind Start. They have those like places where you can
see porn. I'm surprised that they're still in business.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
There's one outside of course, a can, are you yes, yeah,
a pretty big one d T's or something.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
And I mean, now you can just get porn online.
Why are those places still in business?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
That is a good question.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I think the old schoolers probably feel paranoid that they're
being watched if they're watching porn online and they want
to do it the old school way.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
But I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
If you guys notice this. Now you had southbound on
the freeway out of here and you start seeing the
dirty movie stores. Notice what billboards are right next to
the dirty movie store.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, churches, churches, Churches, don't go in that bill it's luckies,
it's fuckies.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Oh god, it's Monday. And their sacrament is crotch crickets,
crutch crickets.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I've never heard of croutch crickets crauch And we learned
what from Aska Stuff Day last week. Crickets can jump
as high as three feet.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Especially on your crotch jump right up to you.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I believe the crabs very much like fleas. I believe
they've got the jumping legs too.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Jesus Christ, you imagine the directions that we go off
in when they do this after show.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's because, you know what, we've already put in a
full day's work and we're kind by the time. Yeah,
by the time ten am and I still have some
work to do. I know you guys do too, But
oh my.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
God, one joke before we go. Stripper joke? What does
a stripper do with her butthole before she goes to work?
Locks him in the closet, or so she drops him
off at band practice.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, that's that's even better. I knew it was something
like that. Let's get out by lightning, all right.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, we'll see God's going to punish you sooner or later,
so we'll get out by y'all.
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