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June 19, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
blabbing their gums is ready to leave.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh my god, I'm still licking my wounds from Blood
Drive week. As much fun as it was, it beat
me up.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, it does. It takes a lot out of it.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
And then I stayed up late on Monday for F one,
the movie with Brad Pitt. I was like, I didn't
go to bed. I wasn't in bed until ten thirty
at night. Oh and I got like three hours of sleep.
And I told one of our coworkers today, I said,
I'm still paying for that, I think. And it's already
Thursday and I'm still paying for it.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Now. Are you a little disappointed considering that Brad Pitt
showed up in person in Austin for F one?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
No, because F one is in Austin with Circuit of
the Americas everything, So it made sense.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, yeah, you is a totally different thing.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, as long as he doesn't tell me f you.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh and guess what he talked tout when they hand
it in a microphone in front of the whole audience. There,
he starts talking about what kind of Texas barbecue he likes.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Of course he did.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
He's watching Tom Cruise's every move. He is, oh, no,
I think here, you saw what Tom Cruise did, and
he went, oh that's cool. I think I'll go do that.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, it's what Texas is known for. So anytime a
celebrity comes to town, we always say, like, let's take
you to barbecue, where they ask where the best place
for barbecue is? Never forgive the people that took David
Beckham in Victorious.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Bye. Oh yeah, let's say I'm going to talk about barbecue.
I'm gonna talk about the Alamo Cowboys, Cowboys, buckles, buckles,
Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
You know, outside of the stadium where the Longhorns play,
they put up a Matthew McConaughey statue, kind of like
the Tom Lander statues. Are you He's the biggest Longhorn
fan there is, So now they have a Matthew McConaughey statue, And.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
On the statue at the bottom he says, right out right, out.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Right going to get Asmith tickets. Oh jeez, hey man,
you got a joint. No man, not on me be
allowed to meet me at my car.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
In a half an.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Hour, He's come a long way from playing the bongos
naked in his Austin home smoking pot.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh I remember that.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, can't you just.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Picture him doing that and you answered the door naked?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yes he did.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Man, well he was ha, oh yeah, dude, let me
get my pants. Oh never mind, I forgot them.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You know what he did. Speaking of celebrities who go
on the road to promote their movies or whatever they
have going on, one time he went on the road
and he went all over the country to promote a
film and he.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
What is that Matthew McConaughey's statues.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh, there's the statue. He toured the country with one
other friend and he was driving his own car and
he was a little tiny camper and he slept in
it every night and just went all around the country
promoting whatever film it was that he was out. It's
just me and my camper. We're just doing it cool.

(03:13):
And it was one of those small little suckers.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Like whenever you're in Austin and you see him out
in the wild, him or his wife. His wife is
just absolutely beautiful, but he walks over by the lake
and so we've seen them in the wild and you
try to play it cool, you know, aren't you?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Ben Affleck.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was at south By Southwest one year. We're watching
a band out on that sixth Street bridge that the
bats fly out from underneath. Other We're watching a live
band out there, and my friend taps me on the
shoulder and goes, Bill Murray is standing about three people
behind you. Hey, look, and there he is. And he
doesn't have bodyguards around him or anything like that. He's

(03:55):
crany his neck to see the band up over the crowd,
just like the rest of us.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
You know what I heard from a lot of people
that those who like Bill Murray have never worked with him.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, he's one of those.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
He was really really nice that My goddaughter in Austin,
she works to preserve the municipal golf course. It's called
the Mooney in Austin because what they want to do
is they want to develop the municipal golf course. So
they had this whole save Muni campaign and she met
Bill Murray and she's like, hey, would you wear this?

(04:29):
And the next thing she knows, he's at the airport
and People magazine takes a cover of picture of him
and they put it in People Magazine, Save Mooney Yeah,
she said he was very very nice.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
So I've heard both sides of the story where very
very nice or he's a complete dick.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, if you work with him, he's a complete dick. Yeah,
that's just.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Who who was going to punch him out? Or who
was he?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I want to say Chevy Chase. Yeah, in the early
SNL days, the two of them really butted.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Chasey Chase was only a for one season.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, and I think was it Belushi or was it
Bill Murray that was sort of his replacement after he left.
But they say never meet your idols, yeah, because you
likely be disappointed.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, it was Bill Murray that replaced Okay, okay, he
quits after one season. Looked what he could have been
involved with.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, but he had all these movie offers, and I
guess he thought that that was his shot, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, most of them did that. You know, they started
to get bigger stuff and they moved on from that. Well, well,
we're not gonna have any shortage of movie stars sightings
in this part of the country, considering that the bulk
of Hollywood is starting to move operations out to North
and central Texas.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yes, because it's cheaper.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, it is cheaper. And speaking of Matthew McConaughey, him
and Woody Harrelson secured I don't know, a commitment of
something like half a billion dollars from the state to
fund movies being made here. Okay, five hundred million dollars
over there.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
They've been York for a long time on doing that.
They even like went to Austin.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, they went to the city and showed up at
the big meeting and all that.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
And you know, the big drama about Matthew McConaughey and
Woody Harrelson is that they're brothers half brothers.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh, I didn't know that. Apparently Daddy got around, Yeah,
that it was a seed spreader.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
And Bill Burr is apparently related to Billy Corgan, and
somebody surprised Bill Burr by bringing out his supposed half brother,
and it was Billy Corgan for bomashing Bumpkins.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
They kind of looked a lot.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Well, Bill Burr was not happy about.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
It at all.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I saw that clipper. He was like, what nobody told
me that this is this is gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, it was like an episode of Maury povid.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Surprise The powered through it though, didn't they They went
ahead and sat down and did the interview anyway.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, but Bill Burr was like, don't you ever do
that again?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Well, yeah, Bill's not. Bill's probably not the easiest guy
to work with either. Huh.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Nobody's always been nice as hell when he's coming home.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
The interviews that you and Jimmy have had with him
are awesome. He's so funny.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, yeah, he would like to see him.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
He's a no shit kind of a guy, no filter.
He doesn't worry about, you know, sensitive political boundaries. When
he's dogging on one group or one gender or one whatever,
you know, he just belts it out.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
And he's he's got a few stories to tell too.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
You know who's in town tonight for a Juneteenth Comedy
festival at Dickey's and was not able to make it
in d L Hughleye oh and l Rawlins is in
town as well. They're at Dickey's Arena tonight for a
Juneteenth comedy special.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
They're probably just getting into town now. Yep, why we
couldn't have him on the show.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's tonight.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
One of the Kings of comedy, y'all ever see Kings
of Comedy? What a great movie. Yeah, Oh my god,
insane arena sized comedy show with him, Bernie Mack and
one other and the crowds are wasted. They are so
and make Texas look sober.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's hard to do.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, that's not easy to do.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
At all, vasually with us taking up the slack.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, it's so sad when Bernie Mack died.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, that was very sudden. I didn't see that coming
at all. I love the way he would bitch about
the kids, babased kids.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, kids.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Jim Gavigan, he bitches about his kids too, and he's
got twenty million of them, that nice Catholic upbringing of his.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Ya.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
He should stop using the rhythm method because apparently he
has no rhythm because he keeps having kids.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, there there's a little switching the rhythm at one point.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Bill's got a whole litter of him. Huh.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, he did no kid.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I didn't know that either. I thought maybe you had
like one.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
See, we learned something every day every day. Usually it's
no shit we can use in life, but you learn something.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Cheer talked about earlier how the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders got
a four hundred percent pay raise and everybody was talking
about how little they made, but they actually were on
the upper end of cheerleaders for NFL teams. And if
you remember correctly, when they averaged it out everything that
they made, they made like seventy five thousand, eighty thousand
dollars a year, which is not bad.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh, that's not bad at all.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
No, it was like I thought that they were like
only making like thirty five thousand dollars a year, But
seventy five to eighty thousand dollars not too bad.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Plus, if you work another job in the off season,
well they made Yeah, you're doing all right.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Five hundred dollars for them to make an appearance is fair,
I guess. But fifteen dollars an hour to be a
celebrity like that, well seems like they deserve a lot more.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, but if they're making seventy five to eighty thousand
dollars a year, I mean, that's not too shabby.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
If at the end of the day, that's what your
W two says.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
That better than a lot of radio people.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Probably are better than a lot of cheerleader troops too.
I hope this big race is across the board and
it's for all of them and all the leaders.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Do you think they get a cut from the Netflix
special The Cheerleader?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Sure, that's a good point. They should.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah, I mean they're the stars of the show.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Damn right, and what's it called Cowboy?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Because we do, and they're the reason that people are
drawn to it. They want to see these beautiful women, right,
So they they definitely deserve a cut. I sure hope.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
So man and mistreat them, well, we'll see how it
wake out. Well on that happy note.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, we're gonna go, and uh, we're gonna go.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Do you know that if you yawn, it also makes
dogs yawn?

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, and other people too, well.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Other people.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I already knew, but I did not know that it
made dogs go too.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Some people that will yawn even if they read the
word yawn on a piece of paper. Yes, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
And if you're sitting at a restaurant and you see
somebody nearby and you suspect that they're staring at you,
they say, go ahead and let out a big yawn.
And if they yawn too, yep, they're a stalker. But
speaking of yawning, we're going to bow to our yawns now.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yes, and my neck won't go down that far.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well, we'll work on it in the locker room. May
be down the hall here and we won't. Yeah, we're
gonna go rest up for Friday and it's gonna be
a badass show.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
So keep between the ditches, as we say, and we'll
see you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah,
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