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July 9, 2025 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, Banada, horr Yes, sir, TSA rules updates.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Can you believe it's been almost twenty years that we've
been having to take our shoes off and we go
through the airport.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I knew that's what you're getting, Thanks Richard Reid the show.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
After nearly twenty years, taking off shoes now a thing
of the past at some US airports, but hopefully soon
all US airports. Multiple news sources say the TSA has
sent a memo to security officers about testing a new
policy where we won't have to take our freaking shoes.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
You know what, I think I might have had something
to do with that.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Yeah, my stinky as.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
They go, God almighty, what the hell man who died?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
You know, after flying over our vacation. It's just such
a hassle. You spend all day, even if you're not
going to a different country, you spend all day just
at the airport for several hours and dealing yes, and
then the TSA lines and then you're like they've you know,
because of budget cuts, there's not enough TSA personnel to

(01:14):
deal with all the passengers. The line at Guardia Airport
was ridiculous, and the last time I went to New
Orleans is the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
See that's why I just don't really care about flying.
But then again, I'm not fan drive all the way
somewhere that's far away. I just hate dealing with airports.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I like being up in the air. I like piloting things.
I like the idea of flying, but commercial airline flights
and the hassle that you go through, you feel like
you're being treated like cattle.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
And if you are ever on Reddit or social media,
there's so many complaints about the idiots that you're traveling with.
And one of the things is, remember when you used
to be able to recla seat. Oh yeah, and there
is plenty of room for someone to recline and it
wouldn't bother you. Well, now the seats are so close
together that if you recline your seat, you're like practically

(02:10):
in somebody's lap the person behind you, and.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
A fight can break out of it.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
And they have, Yeah, they have broken down. And why
do people act a damn fool on the plane? You
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I don't know what's going on in the world.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
If they're gonna be a dick at some point, they're
gonna wait till they're on a plane.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
There's everybody's like on a short fuse when they travel
these days.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I think big picture, especially United States, if not the
whole world, we have a mental health epidemic going on,
and it's very covert, it's very under the covers and everything,
because there's no real answer to it. If you break
a toe, you can get medical attention right away. If
you have an emotional breakdown and you're contemplating suicide or whatever,

(02:54):
you've got to go through all of these channels and
ropes and everything just to even get an appointment with
a therapist. And then usually it's like, oh, the next
opening for the therapist is one month from now.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
No no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
A lot of those services their budgets are being cut.
You know, a lot of the crisis lines have gone away.
So it's very, very sad. But you know, the problems
on the airlines is not about depression or sad people.
It's about angry people health. But I've heard that angry
people are sad people, and sad people are angry people.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
People are also getting more fucked up right before they
get on the plane than ever before. And I'm the
last one to kick the whole THCHC thing in the nuts.
But I think people are combining too many gummies, too
many cocktails in the airport bar lord knows what prescription medication,
and then they get into a little confined space like that,

(03:47):
and it's just like at.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
A bar lose day, damn mind.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, and you also have a lot of entitled people,
so when you travel, people act like it's their plane
and they're the only ones that matter. So common courtesy
goes out the door.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Let's see who's on the phone. Let's see on M show.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Canana just do me a favor? And finished telling the
story about her and kiss She.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Snuck in the Kisses Hotel, not their room, not their room,
met the cat. It was not the just the hotel.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
It was a nice visual. Listen, listen. If you blew
one of them, you can tell.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Us what my back and tell me it's raining. I
don't know who you think you're talking to here, but yeah, man,
I smell bullshit like a font in the v w S.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
You don't know me well you even paid if you
were Gene Simmons and you were dating share Would you
even pay attention to someone who was five foot nothing
right next to you?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I was a giant.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Jean Simmons screws everything that moves.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yeah, you didn't sleep with him.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
It doesn't matter. You were still road Tale.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Road Tail I've never heard.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Well, he's tall and and it was a little short,
so you could just stand up.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
You wouldn't have to get on.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
He has a point.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Not only knew the hotel, she gave them a BS
room number. Come on, if that's not premeditation stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
That was the show that I thought I was gonna
die at because they still had festival seating and so
we I went with some diehard kiss fans, Matt. So
we got there at the crack of dawn to the
Summit in Houston, and I think it's now, what's his
Joel Olstein's church?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
The Summit. Isn't that ironic?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
I think that it's his church now. But we got
there at the crack of dawn, and by the time
the afternoon rolled around, before they even opened the doors,
I had to go to the restroom so bad. And
they said that we had to go like across the
interstate to a gas station. But there was a really
nice hotel right by the summit. But they weren't letting
people into the hotel. But you just have to act

(06:16):
like you belong. That's why I went. I got room
four ten and they.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Let me in.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Hey, hey, hey, squeeze my left one. I'm sorry, you
do not come up with that kind of No, there's
more to it. You don't want to tell us. That's fine. Anna,
I'll respect your produce.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Would I lie to you?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Matt the cat, It was a very very innocent experience.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
A fat puppy, hate fast cars.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Wonderful, Let's get one more here, Hello.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Joe with Diane. I'm listen this with Matt and Anna. Anyway,
I wanted to back to the plane. The TSA stuff, Yeah, yeah,
I know I always get confused. People think I'm a
man anyway, I'm not. But what I was gonna say

(07:19):
about the TSA stuff, there was a man that nearly
got into a fight with a guy that was telling
me to take off my belt and all of that
kind of stuff. And I knew you didn't have to
take off your shoes or any of that. And this
guy behind me said, now what the fuck are you
gonna ask you now for you to take off? And
that TSA guy came behind there and he goes, sir,

(07:41):
this is between her and I, and I'm going on
my gun. But there was a longer line in TSA
than there was for my regular friends that just walked
on through. Really yes, And so I'm thinking, man, next time,
if I'm TSA approved, can I go through the regular line?
Because you know, at the topic to you six minute wait,

(08:03):
twelve minute wait or whatever. And but they lie, they're lying,
they are lying. But anyway, Bo, you didn't want to
see Willie and Bob Dylan.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
No, I was in Galveston.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh that's right, that's right. My friend brought me a
shirt I'm wearing today and it says salty always says Galveston.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Anyway, well, I don't know anything else other than now
I know that it's going to be thirty days.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh, for God's sake, Diane, are you.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Going to make it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, I got it. Tomorrow tomorrow beat my thirtieth day
since Panthera.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
So yeah, Sorling, Yeah, yeah, I'm again all right.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Did they changed the rules again?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
They did?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
They did?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
We got a word down from corporate to Priscilla to
us and make sure.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
They changed the rules on website because it still says
fifteen days or seven days whatever. Well, because we could
be in legal trouble if the rules online don't match
the rules that they're telling listeners.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
I will do that.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's a good He's going to give me his He
already said, I'll give you my tickets.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Well, I figured I would give you my tickets because
it's just been so many years since you've won a
single thing.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I know, right Well, Majestic is a good place to
see and bet O, every song you're gonna hear, you're
gonna know. So I love them. And I've got a
T shirt from back to the day. I'm gonna work
it if I can get in it.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Excellent.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, I'm sure you could. You probably weigh as much
as you did back then.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I'll see you guys all see.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Okay, So I think we should wrap it up now
because my pillow is calling me, am.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I so sleepy after we just had a wonderful ten
day break out.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Of our schedule. Yeah yeah, because when you started vacation,
were you still waking up at the.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Crack of dawn? Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
And then I got relaxed and untensed and all that,
and I think I'm still kind of walking around and
like the dude from the Big Labouse, like, hey man,
I got my robe on and I could fall asleep
right here. Yeah, we're gonna go do it up. And uh,
we've got a good little stack of voicemails. I just
went through him a few minutes ago.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Good call.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
So we'll rally in the morning. We'll go through though
this man.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
See you on Ascus stuff day, all right, by y'all.
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