Ask Us Stuff Day! The Stranded Astronaut Scam. (Full Show 9.3.25 Ep. 1439)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, kids, heard about the new bubbly way to take
a bath with mister Bubble.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You got a bobble, says, and a bobbles mister b
kill clean and soop in your skins. He'll bobby your nose.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
About your chin.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's so much fun when you have in with.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Mister b It's Wednesday. Wednesday is brought to you by
the doctor who canceled your carefully scheduled appointment, which means
now you'll have to go to that staff meeting you
were trying to avoid.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
All right, if everyone wants to figure a bath or break,
pick it now, because we're gonna be here for a
long time.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Wednesday's drag by a little slower when you don't have
a good excuse to miss one of those horrible staff meetings.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Monday is no good to day.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's like days.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Want to take this day Wednesday, Chill this Wednesday, have
a good Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Thanks Wednesday, and now our feature presentation. I've never heard
somebody makes such a big deal out of a day
of the week that wasn't Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I loved it though.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well see we're back because yeah, we tucked an extra day.
All we did it. Oh man, did we ever need it. Yeah, buddy,
you know this job is not really physically demanding, but
it is mentally.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Waking up at o dark thirty is physically demanding.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, yeah, always it never gets easier, doesn't. But once
you get here and you start doing the show, Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's a piece of cake. It zooms by.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Right yet, So we're halfway through the week. It is
Ask a Stuff Day, so we'll answer some of the
questions that you guys left on the Ask of Stuff hotline,
which you can call any time. Twenty four to seven
two one, four, eight six six eighty six hundred will
play Choose your News so you can win yourself a

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pair of Peter Frampton tickets at seven fifty. And there
is a theme, although I will not reveal what the
theme is just yet until make you sit there and down.
I wonder what it is. I hope it's not too cold. Well.
We celebrate today, Yes, National Baby Back Ribs Day. Yeah,

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you remember when Madonna adopted that child from Africa's Up
and the dad. The dad said he wanted his kid back. Yes,
when we do the stories, it is National Welsh rare
Bit Day. I always thought it was Welsh rabbit mean

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too well. It turns out both are correct. The name
of the dish dates back to eighteenth century Britain. Welsh
rabbit first appeared in seventeen twenty five, while Welsh rare
bit was first mentioned in seventeen eighty five. Just as
the case with mock turtle soup, there's no meat in
the dish. According to legend, Welsh peasants prepared it using

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cheese instead of meat because they couldn't afford me. It's
kind of like cheese toast with beer and Worcestershire sauce
along with cayenne pepper.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's very yummy, and I remember growing up we used
to have it a lot, really, just cheese over toast.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Now I've had cheese toast all my life. I didn't
know I was eating Welsh rare bit.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
And you guys might remember the days when Stofer's frozen
dinners like dominated freezer. Oh yeah, they had a frozen,
microwaveable Welsh rare bit. And I remember looking at it
in the rack and going what in that is that?
Is it rabbit or is it rare or something.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
That's why they put rare bits so they wouldn't get
sold for not having any rabbit in it.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, you have the bugs. Bunny people made it
a little upset little skyscraper day.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
When I was a kid and we would visit another city,
I'd picked the tallest skyscraper, ride the elevator all the
way to the top, hoping there was an observation deck.
And no, I didn't spit over the rail like you think.
I appreciate that about Robert. It is Spalding Baseball Day
celebrates and pays tribute to Albert Goodwill Spalding, who was

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born on today's date in eighteen fifty Folding in Byron, Illinois.
He was an American professional baseball pitcher of baseball, owner
and co founder, manager and executive of the Spalding Sporting
Goods Company. Remember when they used to sell those at
where the Rangers played. I don't remember what it was
called back then. Who had been through so.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Many times and many signed Spaulding baseballs.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
He is also the first baseball player of note to
use a fielding glove, when he began protecting his hand
with one in eighteen seventy seven. Yees go, it is
Piercer Year's Day. Oh I don't even when I was thirteen.
If I hadn't done it by now, which I haven't,
What makes you think I'll do it now, which I won't.

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If you folks just stretch out your pierced ears the
lobes like they're the size of donuts.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Many Hispanic babies. My ears were pierced within the first
week of my bird really, yeah, very typical.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
It is national grits for breakfast Day, Yeah, baby Cajun
shrimp and grits years. And it's National no rhyme or
reason Day. That's about fifty percent of this goofy ass show,
at least fifty But most of you already know that,
don't And we.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Wouldn't say it's just today. We would say that's.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Every day, yes, as far as we call it Wednesday. Yes,
all right, So let's get ready for sports of all sorts.
There's a lot to talk about.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
And we got some great prizes those Peter Frampton tickets
and also tickets and the lone star ticket window at
eight forty to see Rodney Carrington on Friday.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Sign up. I couldn't tell if you had moves or
a bulge. I just couldn't figure it out. Oh Man
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Look at six thirty in Times Very Sports.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
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Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, now most of you have heard this already, but
we were gone an extra day. Cowboys have brought back
one of their All Pro defenders just days after dealing another.
As you all know who I'm talking about, Deron Bland
agreed to turns on a four year, ninety two million
dollar contract extension that includes fifty million guaranteed whether he
plays a down or not. Bland's average annual salary of

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twenty three million bucks makes him the sixth highest bided
cornerback in the league. See, he didn't want to break
the bank and set all kinds of records. He just
wanted what he was working. Yeah, the moves comes days
after star defensive player Mike Parsons was traded to the
Green Bay Peckers for Kenny Clark and two first round picks.
Bland was named a Pro Bowler in All Pro during

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the twenty twenty three season, where he led the league
in interceptions and picked sixes. Not too savvy, he has
fourteen career interceptions, one hundred and sixty four tackles in
twenty seven passes defending is his career Bland missed most
of last season due to an injury, so let's see
how he does tomorrow night against the.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Damn Michael Parsons has a new team and a new number.
Parsons arrived at Green Bay last Friday to meet with
his new team. He's gonna wear the number one jersey
for the Packers instead of his old number eleven. Michael
Parson said he's excited and ready to get to work now.
As most of you know, Michael Parsons has been on

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the unable to practice list because he claims he has
a sore back. Well, the Packers are thinking, we ain't
paying you all this money for you to sit on
the sidelines. We're gonna give you a painkilling shot before
the game this weekend because you are going to play
to play. By the way, did you see the Phillies
left tackle Mica Malatta No Jordan Mulatta was on ESPN

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this past Sunday and he said that when the Phillies
learned that Mike had been traded to Green Bay, they
all breathed a sigh of relief because they said they
always had to adjust their game plan because Michael was
such a gamer that they never knew what he was
going to do. You know, he led the Cowboys in
sacks last year. We twelve sacks.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, that's not surprising.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Not too bad.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Mike Larry Pickett Junior, who is a college football athlete
for Team Army, is being praised after he helped rescue a
man from a burning car after crash last Sunday. Yeah,
Pickett is a stand up guy. He's his second year
Cadet Service Academy. He was returning to West Point Saturday
night after having dinner with his family in New York City. Then,

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when Pickett and his dad, Larry Pickett Senior, saw the
crash about five miles from the Army's West Point campus,
they rushed into action. Video taken by Picket's sister shows
the father and son pair pulling a person from a burning.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Car wreck and getting them away from the danger.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
West Point praise Picket on social media for his bravery,
said he was embodied by the Armies values and y'all
remember that before you give him a de merit now, please,
According to esp and the rescue came just after Pickett
made his college football debut on Friday night. He recorded
a tackle during Friday's Black Knight's game up against Carleton States.

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Oh hey that Tarleton Cigarette Carleton Carlton. Yeah, it's in Stephenville,
isn't it, Steven, Yeah, yeah, yes it is. Lee Corso's
final appearance on ESPN's College Game Day was a boost
for the Sports network and for some gamblers. Game Day
had his most watched episode ever on Saturday, with an

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average of three point one million viewers at a peak
of five million. Corso also had a successful last day
of making pick as all six teams he chose Ohio State, LSU, Tennessee,
South Carolina, Miami, and Florida State won.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Over the weekend, some fans decided to bet the Lee
Corso parlay for all six games. Sports Illustrated writer Tyler
Laduda took that parlay, which had a one ninety to
one odds. His ten dollars bet brought him nineteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Good for him, man.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Speaking of college football, it was college football's grand opening
weekend and pretty much went like I wanted it to.
And and I were having a texting war during ut
against Ohio State. Now, Arch Manning didn't have a very
manning successful game. I really think he felt he had
too much to prove right out of the gate and

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it kind of distracted him. He semi choked. I mean,
I think he'll be fine later. However, remember that he's
Cooper Manning's kid, and yeah, yeah, pretty much every team
that was supposed to win did. My Aggis finally settled down,
took care of UTSA, Texas Tech was all over Arkansas

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Pine Bluff. LSU didn't have it easy with Clemson, but
they got a seventeen to ten win on the road.
SMU barely broke a sweat against East Texas A and
m Florida State got a surprise win over Alabama. And finally,
TCU faced off against Bill Belichick's UNC tar Heels on
Labor Day night. Other than North Carolina's opening drive for

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an easy looking touchdown, it was all frogs after that.
The whole nine. TCU blew them out forty eight to fourteen,
and the tar Heels were lucky to get that second
touchdown towards the end. To add insult to injury, North
Carolina gave up more points than in any previous opener
in their history. Sorry Bells spoiling Bill Belichick's college football debut.

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That's okay because he has a young arm candy girlfriend
to eat the pain.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Jordan, Can I cry into your boobies? All right? The
Texas Rangers six game win streak came to an end
last night as Arizona's Kettlemart hit a three run homer
that snapped a seventh inning tie and the Arizona Diamondbacks
beat the Rangers five to three. Now, the Rangers remain

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one and a half games back of Seattle for the
final American League wild Card, And if the Rangers are
going to return to the postseason in twenty twenty five,
they're gonna have to get comfortable with being uncomfortable. They're
gonna fade face the toughest remaining schedule among all American
League clubs bo and they're gonna have to do it
all without Marcus Simeon, Nathan Valdi, and Corey c Girl.

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This afternoon, the Rangers and Diamondbacks wrap up their three
game series, with the Rangers starting right hander Jack Lyder
against the Diamondbacks right hander Zack Gallon in the rubber game.
First pitch this afternoon at two forty and you can
watch the game on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
A nonprofit group of men in Georgia have earned their
third Guinness World Records title by kicking assid kickball for
fifty two straight hours.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Wow hours? Will that stopping railway? No breaks whatsoever?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
I suppose when you rotate out of the game, you
got a chance to go pepe real quick.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
But that's about as big of a break as you get.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
The organization, the nonprofit in Georgia is called Men Opposing
Sex Trafficking or MOST for short.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
It's twenty seven men thirteen women.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
They got together and they started a game of kickball
eight am Eastern Time Friday in fair Burn, Georgia, and
the game continued for fifty two straight hours. I would
be so grouchy and in pain after about half of that.
Bruce Deele, founder and chief executive of the MOST organizations,
said the record attempt raised more than two hundred thousand

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dollars for the cause. The team officially earned the Guinness
World Record title for the longest marathon playing kickball. Then
the organization previously earned the records for longest softball game
and longest basketball game, but the latest was the first
attempt to include female players into the fold.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Come on, God, join the record books. How about that?
And I hated to hear this. Leeroy Jordan, linebacker for
the first Super Bowl winning team for the Dallas Cowboys
in the seventies, has died. He was eighty four years old.
Jordan was a first round draft pick by Dallas in
nineteen sixty three after a standout career at Alabama, where
he played for the late Paul Bear Bryant. He was

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a big part of the Doomsday defense.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Remember when they call that number fifty five on the Doomsday.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Defense that carried the Cowboys to a Super Bowl title
with a twenty four to three victory over the Miami
Dolphins during the nineteen seventy one season. He retired in
nineteen seventy six, a year before Dallas won its second
championship against Denver in New Orleans. I remember it because
I was watching all the TVs because we couldn't get
any tickets. A five time Pro Bowler, he was the

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first player inducted into the Cowboys' Ring of Honor after
owner Jerry Jones bought the team in nineteen eighty nine.
Jordan is still second on the team's all time tackles
list with one two hundred and thirty six tackles. Darren Woodson,
a safety for the Cowboy teams that won three Super
Bowls in the nineties, has one thousand, three hundred and

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fifty The Cowboys were known as next Year's Champions after
the famous Ice Bowl loss to Green Bay in nineteen
sixty seven when Bart Starr sneaking that ball over. My
father cussed in front of me for the first first time.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I think a lot of dad's cust in front of
their kids for the first time.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Then three years later, Dallas lost the Super Bowl to
the Baltimore Colts on a last second field goal. The
breakthrough finally came over a year later with linebacking crew
led by Jordan Chuck Howley along with defense tackle Bob
Lily my favorite, who's twenty nine yard sack of Bob
Greasey was the signature playing the Super Bowl win. Jordan

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was the defensive player and leader on Alabama's nineteen sixty
one national championship team and was an Associated Press All
American a year later. He was inducted into the College
Football Hall of Fame. In nineteen eighty three, but.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
He has not been inducted into the Pro Football Hall
of Fame, which is blasphemous.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
I think somebody needs to do something about that.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
All right, the freaking full file next on the bow,
and them show more slightly amused than amazed right now.
And I'm just glad we made it in today. All right,
coming up our first round of ask stuff questions from
the asking stuff on line. But now it's six forty five.

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Time for the freaking full file. Now, I want you
to just imagine this. You're on a long flight, a
long flop, and nature is calling. In fact, nature is
screaming at you. You have to go take cash from business. Well,
it's never a good time when you're on a plane
without a working toilet. It's even worse when it's an

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international flight and there's no landing as possible because you're
over the ocean. Virgin Australia has issued a sincere apology
and hope so to passengers when no working restrooms turn
the flight from Valley to Brisbane, Australia into a quote
filthy humiliating nightmare. During these six hour flight, passengers had

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to resort to peeing in bottles, since defecating on top
of whatever was already stagnating in the toilet or even
going on themselves. I don't know if I could go
that far. And then there's the aroma filling the cabin
on top of all that. Oh, all passengers were issued

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a flight credit to go along with that apology, but
it seemed like an allowance for fresh clothing might have
been in the order too. Yeah, hey, y'all, enjoy your breakfast.
I just wanted to.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
And we've heard this story before too. Bo, a thirty
five year old Florida woman, was recently arrested for allegedly
performing unlicensed dental procedures, including attaching veneers with super glue
that she bought at walmart Emily Martinez, who posed as
a smile makeover expert on social media, lord customers with

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promises of extremely cheap, full mouth veneer treatments. Her prices
were so attractive compared to licensed dental clinics that many
people didn't bother to check her credentials. Unfortunately, many of
those mesmerized by Emily Martinez's low low prices were left
with severely damaged teeth, infections, and constant pain. Martinez promoted

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herself as a dental technician despite not having any formal training,
but her scam was discovered this past summer after two
disgruntled clients file complaints against her for causing serious damage
to their teeth. After visiting actual denis, they were shocked
to learn that their veneers had been attached with crazy glue,
a household super glue unfit for medical use, especially inside

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someone's mouth. It's toxic, yes it is. They claimed that
Emily Martinez not only refused to issue a refund for
her bad work, but they also say that she denied
any and all responsibility. Now she's going to have to
tell it.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
To a judge. Tell it to the judge, open wide. Wait,
where's my Elmer's Oh yes, all of that stuff. All right.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Here's another story that we have indeed heard on the
Freaking Fool File before. It's about vulnerable people having their
heartstrings pulled and manipulated by a phony famous person on
the internet.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Okay, is this a guy from GH from General Hospital?

Speaker 4 (20:07):
No, it's not a movie or TV star. This time,
an elderly Japanese woman was tricked out of thousands of
dollars by a scammer claiming to be on astronauts stranded
in space.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yes, she fell for it.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Oh, I've got to help him.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
The romance scam began in July when the two connected
on social media. The fraudster told the woman in her eighties, help,
I'm a board of space ship and there's an emergency.
Trusting his story, the woman who polieves they developed feelings
for the man. As their conversations escalated, electronically sent money
he requested to buy oxygen with.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
This poor old lady in Japan lost about six seven
hundred dollars to this scammer. Romanceer love scams, of course,
aren't unique to Japan. The US Federal Trade Commission reports
in a Americans lost more than a billion dollars to
similar scam schemes in twenty twenty three alone. A billion
in one year. Wow, that's a lot of people victimized.

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Officials warned that such scams often target seniors, who are
vulnerable to a range of fraudulent schemes. That's especially true
in Japan given the countries high aging.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Popular story that I targeted that was the General Hospital
star Steve Burton, who plays Jason Morgan. A woman paid
eighty one thousand dollars because she thought that he was
asking her for the money and that they were in love.
Turned out it was an AI version of steveson how
she felt for it very scary.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
A North Carolina man has been accused of marrying three
different women for financial and personal gay. Well, of course
it was financial and personal gay, and he sure didn't
do it for peace quiet. The Davidson County Sheriff's Office
said they launched a criminal investigation back in April into

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Harry Irvine Burdick, Junior Burdick. Now, let's be honest, Burdick
sounds like bird Dick. So Burdick is going to be Birddick.
Is this guy's name from now on?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Detectives learned that Birddick had three marriage licenses in Lincoln, Davidson,
and Guildford Counties. Investigators said they could not locate divorce
proceedings involving his first wife, so they're probably still married.
Last week, Birddick was arrested and charged with two counts
of felony bigamy. He's scheduled to make his first court

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appearance later this month. Authorities believe there may be additional
victims in this case, and urge anyone who's been legally
married to mister Birddick without a divorce to contact the
Davidson County Sheriff's Office.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, missus Birddick.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
My name is Birth of Birden Birth. Nice to meet you. Hey.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Coming up next hour, it's aska stuff Day, but also
the game you love to hate, Choose your News is
coming up next hour. You picked the story that Bow
made up, and you're gonna get to win tickets to
see Peter Frampton in concert October twenty first at Texas
Trust SeeU Theater. We'll play Choose Your News around seven
to fifty right here on Dallas Fort Worst Classic Rock

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lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Dallas forst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Well,
let me remind you that tomorrow we kick off the
NFL season with our first round of NFL Pro Picks.
Fox Forest Mike Deucey is in Philadelphia because that's what
he does.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
That's right. He'll get representing Fox four.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's right. So we'll talk to him. Also, Uh, Leanne
Morgan on the show time.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Oh yeh, he's at the American Airlines Center this weekend.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, she got two shows and.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
She already sold out one.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
No, that's amazing. Good for you, all right, So let's
ask your stuff day here. There's some calls that we
got from the Aska stuff hotline. Are we ready?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yes? We are.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
There's time to inform the public because anywhere we go.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
I was just wondering about the various bands whose members.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Don't get along by Harold Smith and Shane Didiction.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Are there any other bands out there that might still
be performing the members that don't get along with each other?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh? Try about every single one? Yeah, every single band issues.
They all fight about stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
The one that comes to mind immediately is.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Journey, Journey Yeah. Also Heart, Guns N' Roses. The Beatles
are a classic example of rising above their squabbles to
make great music together, even though they didn't stay together
that long compared to other bands. You might remember the
video of Perry Farrell James addiction to get into an
on stage fight with his guitarist. Yes, Roger Dalty and

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Pete Townsend of the who don't get along at all,
but they will put aside their differences when there's money involved.
In fact, most bands that hate each other managed to
make things work. If they're gonna get paid, then there's
Sticks who almost broke up when Dennis De Young insisted
they performed kil Roy was here in concert. They did

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it at the Cotton Bowl and people left. In all
he was kicked out of the band and they still
toured today.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
And Reo Speedwagon they broke up because they couldn't get along.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's right, that's right. Roger Waters and David Gilmore. Oh yeah,
they'll never get along those two. All right, here's another
one for you. I think this one's yours. Anvil. All right,
here you go. I was just wondering dog day summer
and know what it means. But where did it originate? At?
Need to start not inhaling your cigars?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Well, here you go, sir. The dog days of summer
originated from ancient cultures, particularly the Greeks and the Romans,
who was associated the hottest, most sultry days of summer
with the Hilia cow rising of Sirius. The dog star. Now,
this right star, located in the Canis Major constellation, was
thought by the ancients to add its heat to the

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Sun's rays, intensifying the summer heat. Thus the dog days
of summer because of the dog star. Ah, there you
have it. Now you know.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
See, you wondered all this time, and all he had
to do is wait for the answer. Okay, heren know
one b Where.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Did they all say, and the devil's beating his wife
when it's raining on a sunny day? Come from?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Well, now, my mother used to say that all the time.
Saying the devil is beating his wife when the sun
is out is most popular in the southern United States,
but it's still used in other parts of the world. Basically,
the meaning behind it is the idea that God creates
beauty and gives people sunshine and days full of light.

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The devil, of course, he's a jerk off and hates
beauty and he tries to ruin it for everybody. He
gets so angry that when it's a beautiful day that
he takes out his aggression on his poor wife, missus
Bel's above or whatever her name is. That's when the
devil beats his wife. She cries, And that's what the

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rain is tears on sunny days when it rains, the
devil's wife is crying because of his cruelty to or
the rain when the sun is out is the devil's
watch tears. The earliest use of the phrase was in
multiple publications in seventeen thirty eight. Wow, that's how long
that has been around. Okay, well we're on a roll now,

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let's get to another one. Here. We're coming into the
fall tornado season. As Dallas ever been hit by a tornado?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Oh, I'm pretty yes. There have been several tornadoes that
have hit out us. In October of twenty nineteen, you
may remember, while the Cowboys played, an EF three tornado
with winds of up to one hundred and forty miles
per hour touched down near Dallas Lovefield and made its
way through North Dallas, leaving a huge path of destruction.

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It severely damaged Thomas Jefferson High School in Dallas, which
had to be rebuilt and then back. In nineteen fifty seven,
a tornado carved a sixteen mile path through Oakliffe and
West Dallas over a time span of about forty minutes,
till ten people injuring more than two hundred and left
hundreds homeless. To this day, that nineteen fifty seven tornado

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in Dallas is considered to be the most destructive tornado
in our area of Dallas. Oh, Dah, nineteen fifty seven.
I'm telling Lee Okay, now here's one. I don't know
where y'all got this, but I'm going to answer it.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
My question is for Bo Bo, if you hate eggs
so much, why do you like moraine? First of all?
Who said I like moringue?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I know, I don't remember you saying you like you?
You always complained that there's too much meringue.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, there's place that that meringue is eleven feet tall
on this little piece of fruit high down here, and
you gotta dig through it like they're trying to swim through.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Its all egg whites normans.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yes, yes, yeah, okay, you see.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
There, it's all meringue.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
I mean, I wish I was as tall as some
of the morainues in there, but it's not to be.
And now you know Dallas for words Classic rock lone
Star ninety two five. All right, close the curtains. We
don't want the wind blowing the cards off the table.
All right. Another way where you can get us to

(29:48):
answer a question is email Bowe at lone Star ninety
five dot com and loans are ninetwo vive dot com.
Eh it loans our ninetywo vive dot com. Back you
put me at loan Star ninety five dot. You're probably
gonna reach just about everybody up here.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's very true.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Okay, So what you got here, Anna Bail?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I got a couple of emails. Beth emailed me from
her Gmail account. She says she lives in Weatherford. She says,
I know Bo loves Snickers candy bars, and every time
I see them, I think of him. But the other day,
when I saw them, I wondered, how did Snickers get
its name?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
So the Snickers candy bar, Beth, was named after Frank
and ethel Mar's beloved family horse, really Snickers, who died
shortly before the candy bar was introduced back in nineteen thirty.
The Mars family wanted to honor their horse with their new,
unnamed candy creation, which consisted of new caramel and peanuts

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covered in chocolate. Thus the candy bar is named Snickers.
Oh and I love this question all right. This one
I got from Facebook messenger from Elizabeth. I recently read
that Pink Floyd and other rock stars financed Monty Python
and the Holy Grail. Surely this can't be true. Well
guess what, girl, It is true. Real Pink Floyd, led Zeppelin,

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Elton John Genesis and Jethrope Tall all helped finance Monty
Python and the Holy Grail after movie studios refused to
fund the project. Why the musicians invested their own money,
viewing the film as a potentially lucrative tax write off,
and they were rewarded with a massive box office hit.

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Now Pink Floyd's album Dark Side of the Moon actually
went towards funding Holy Grail. The band were such fans
of the show Monty Python's Flying Circus that they would
halt recording sessions just.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
To watch the show, just to say that Big God.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
At not.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
George Harrison was responsible for much of the budget of
Monty Python's Life of Brian and he just did it
because he wanted to see how the movie would turn out.
He also had a cameo in it. He was mister Papadopoulos.
They called it the world's most expensive movie ticket because
of all the money that he sung.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
George Harrison and Missus George actually had to mortgage their house. Yes,
in order to come up with the money to back that.
George was rich, but he wasn't that.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Really, but he made a lot of money in return.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
He did as close you never know to you Okay,
this is when Greg and this usually is a question
that comes up after Labor Day. What is the reason
that you're not supposed to wear white after labor Day?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah? What is it?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Here's the reason why? And I was both to wear
labor Day. The holidays origins date back to the Gilded Age,
as activists sought to establish a day to honor workers
in the late eighteen hundreds. Each year. The holiday also
brings about a popular adage, one should not wear white
after Labor Day. Well, fashion experts say the cool white

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frocks and other white clothing worn by wealthy New Yorkers
shimmering in places like Newport, Rhode Island would be packed
away upon their return in the city. After all that
rich people time off, they would put those white clothes
away now. Christy Krutzinger, a professor in merchandising and Digital

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retailing at University of North Texas, heard the adage from
generations of women in her family. But the fashion world's
not working that way anymore, she said, So go ahead,
where are you white at INtime? You damn well pleased?
And if someone that's rich comes up and say, oh
how goney, you just turn around, bend over slightly and
say you know what to do. You know what to do,

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now you know why you're supposed to do it? All right?
Another INSTALLMENTI did you know on the way, And then
we're going to play Choose your News for Peter Frampton
ticket fair Enough, fair Enough, All Forest Classic Rock A

(34:01):
Lone Star ninety two five. The man singing that song
Drummer Don Brewer of Grenville Railroad, seventy seven years old
to that happy birthday. He used to play with Bob
Seger for a while too. Anybody needs a drummer called
Don Brewer. All right, coming up, we're gonna play Choose
your News. But now it's time to learn a little,

(34:23):
time to smunten you a smidgeon and educate you in iota.
It's time for no here's in fact you probably didn't know.
For example, if you have a pet tortoise, you know
you can keep him in your refrigerator so he can hibernate.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
No win.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
But you do need to ensure that the temperature remains
within a safe range. And you'll want to open the
door a few times a week for ventilation. Yeah, remember yourself,
because they gotta breathe. They don't take much air at
each time, but they still gotta breathe, so weird. Did
you know Doc Martin's were invented by a German doctor
name Klaus Martin after he hurt his ankle skiing in

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nineteen forty five and needed a more comfortable shoe to wear.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
So he invented one.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yes, that's it, but he said, you know, I better
invent two of them as long as I'm at it.
Did you know the six countries with the most English
speakers are the US, followed by India, Nigeria, Pakistan, Indonesia,
and the Philippines. England is seven, but they have the

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highest percentage of English speakers of the ninety eight point
three percent. Did you know Elo, the Electric Light Orchestra
has the record for the most Top forty songs without
a single number one hit. Bles They've had twenty songs
that made the top forty, but none of them ever
made it to number one.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's hard to believe. I love their music. Yeah, they're
really good live too.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Did you know? The tango that dance was created in
the Brothels in Buenos Aires, Argentina. It is to act
out the relationship between a prostitute and her pimp. Think
about it. The pimp leads and the prostitute has to

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follow every step he tells her to take.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yes, God, I never thought of it that way.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Neither. Wow, that's why we all learned something when we
do this. Did you know? This is my surprise? According
to the US Department of Education, fifty four percent of
Americas between the ages of sixteen and seventy four read
below a sixth grade level.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Oh, that's embarrassed. That's more than half.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Don't you know. That doesn't mean many of them didn't
finish school. Most of them probably did. Reading comprehension is
a complex cognitive function that deteriorates if you don't read
and exercise your brain all God lose that's a muscle.
Did you know an Argentina In Spain, Tuesday the thirteenth

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is considered unlucky.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
But not Friday the thirteenth, Tuesday the thirteenth.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yes, yes, did not know that. Did you know? President
Grover Cleveland was twenty seven years older than his wife,
which isn't necessarily creepy on the surface, but he was
good friends with her father. He met her shortly after
she was born. He even babysat for her when she
was a child, and then he later married her. That's

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screaming now. See Yeah, that's when the creep factor goes weird.
Did you know? The Harlem Globe Trotter's theme song, Sweet
Georgia Brown is a ragtime song from nineteen twenty five,
and the original lyrics suggests that it was about a prostitute.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
One Sweet George Brown.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Set Georgia Brown. She's gonna drop up riches down.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
That's a good lyric.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I didn't made it up.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Did you know?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Canada had a rap song hit number one on its
charts a full decade before the US rappers Delight by
Sugarhill Gang that was number one in Canada in nineteen
eighty Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice was number one
in the US in nineteen ninety.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Now. The first song with a rap element to hit
number one on the Billboard Hot one hundred was Blondie
Blondie's Rapture in nineteen ninety one. Sure, however, Vanilla ICE's
Ice Ice Baby was the first song to be considered
a fully rapped song that hit number one on chart,
receiving the feat November of nineteen ninety.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, and now you're smarter than you were before you
tuned in today. All right, God, all right, choose your
news next on the ball and them shows, pollsome sugar
and make me your popsick.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Alrighty oh, alrighty.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well, now it's time to give away some tickets to
see Peter Frampton. Peter Frampton coming to the Texas Trust
SEU Theater in Grand Prairie on October twenty first. And
if you want to win, all you got to do
is shoes yars. All right, I'll explain it again. I
got four headlines here, yes I do. Come and get

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them while they're hunt. Four headlines here, Three of them
actual headlines from past issues of the Weekly World News.
One I just made up. You find the fake headline
and you win the Peter Frampton tickets. And there is
a theme today. The theme is strange hookers walking the street.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Been talking a lot about hookers, been a lot of
people asking about hookers.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Kind of a hooker theme show, I guess, so, so
one of these is fake.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
It's about strange hookers walking the street. It's the fake
headline headline number one, World's first bigfoot hooker is the
hottest working girl in the business. She's more than most
men can handle. Fascinated by her erotic powers, guys are
drawn to her like flies to honey. I fell in

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love with Helen our first time together. I even bought
her a diamond ring the next day and asked her
to marry me, says love struck. Regular customer, local pimp
named Francois says, I'm getting rich off that hairy.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Bitch ssquatch instead of suqutch.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
There it is squatch or is it? Headline number two?
Secret government report says half of all hookers walking the
streets of American cities are space aliens. Well, of course
they are. If you think that beautiful prostitute is down
to Earth gal, you're dead wrong. An alarming new study
reveals that fifty percent of ladies of the Evening are

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from another solar system in outer space. The biggest disappointment
perspective John will find out is that those space hookers
don't have sexual organ space. Well, then what was the problemookers? Jeez?
Or is it? Headline number three? Reno, Nevada's most popular hooker,

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weighs almost five hundred pounds. Damn, I've made as much
as eleven thousand dollars in one night. She says, Men
who get totally turned on by obese women are known
as chubby chasers, and there is a website where they
can message each other and talk about ophilia. The five
hundred pound prostitute that they can't get enough. I know

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just what they want. Not charge in big buck for
my services, shees.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Is five tons of fun.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
She didn't sound like that, but I'm just guessing it
would be funni er she did? Or is it? Headline
number four? The biggest and most bizarre Washington scandal ever.
Bigfoot cooker about to name names and tell all book
another bigfoot hooker. That's right. The latest political sex scandal
involves forty six top politics in the US government that

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reportedly have to flinging with Satsquat Lady of the Evening.
In her controversial new book, The Harry Hooker Does DC Jesus,
She's expected to reveal many high level members of concerts
who have been regular customer. All right, whige one do
you think is the fake headline? Is it? Headline number one?

(42:22):
World's first bigfoot hooker is the hottest working girl in
the business. She's more than most men can handle. Number two.
Secret government report says half of all hookers walking the
streets of American cities are space aliens. Number three, Reno,
Nevada's most popular hooker, weighs almost five hundred pounds. I've
made as much as eleven thousand dollars in one night.

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Or Number four the biggest and most bizarre Washington scandal ever.
Bigfoot hooker about to name names in a tell all book.
All right, study it along and study it wrong.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Oh they're good, Bob, But I'm gonna go with this one.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
You're gonna go with that one, yes, sir? Oh Annabelle,
I hate to break What about? That's a that's another
big negatory?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Which one is it?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
It is this one?

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
You made that? That's the one. I'm done? Two one
four or eight one seven, seventy seven one nine two five?
Let's see if anybody knows who's the correct amslow boy
of them show? All right, which one do you think
is the fake? Headline?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Headline?

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Number one?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Headline number one, world's first bigfoot hooker is the hottest
working girl in the business. She's more than most men
can handle. Uh No, that is a real headline, and
they couldn't print it if it weren't right, So it's
not number one, and that's the one I chose. I know,
but you was wrong, and I'm boy of them show,
all right? Which one do you think is the fake headline?

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Bellow headline number, headline number three, headline number three. Reno,
Nevada's most popular hooker, weighs almost five hundred pounds. I've
made as much as eleven thousand dollars in one damn it.
Oh go, I was so close, so close. Actually I
wasn't close at all.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Okay, you got a single.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah, a single, but I got thrown out trying to
steal second. Okay, who is this?

Speaker 2 (44:18):
This is Nick from Hannah?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
What's up? Nick from Anna? You know a guy named Nick?
I know all They spend the night at your house. Okay,
Nick from Anna? Would you leave anything over by the
bit anyway? Hang on just a second. We got to
get some information from you, all right.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
You got Peter Frampton to Peter Frampton, tickets for you.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Thank you? All right? You got it coming up traffic
and bondage with dinder Lash. We're gonna need some kind
of ointment for this because that whipped steams also.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Coming up next hour. Bo and I are going to
open up the Lone Star ticket window and give away
tickets to see our buddy Rodney Carrington Friday at Will
Rogers Memorial Center in Fort Worth. If you want to
go to the show this, make sure you're listening around
eight forty to Lone Star ninety two.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Five, Dallas Four's classic rock lone Star ninety two five
doing that tube snake buggy and if there's any woman
who knows how to do the tupe snake buggy? Is
this hole, I mean, this guest we have here because
traffic is tied up all over Metropolitan It's time for

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trafficking bondage with the Mistress of the Highways, and the
byway is the one to know, l Linda.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Happy humpday, my menion, How am I submissives doing today?
Are you ready for some kickball?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Kickball?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I buddy, kickball? First U bow and now a ho yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh? Did that hurt? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
My bad? So the Cowboys start their season tomorrow night
in Philly. Boy, why is it considered safe today? A
girl who's a Dallas Cowboys fan? Oh gee, I don't
know why because she'll never expect a ring uh.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah ring yeah yeah yeah, bo?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
How do Dallas Cowboys fan change a light bulb ow Mistress.
They don't know. They just talk about how good the
old one was.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
OK.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Does that hurt Cowboy fan? Oh g I'm the mistress
of pain.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Take that.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yeah? All right, before we check that drive, I promised
rascule Pain Montgomery that i'd say hello to him this night.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I think his name is Wayne Montgomery.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Silence, bow. All right, let's check that drive. If you're
in De Soto right now on thirty five southbound, we
have bumper to bumper traffic just south of beltline. Car
rammed into a hole south of the beltline, if you
know what I mean. Yeah, that car was rear ended

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in Arlington on I thirty near Maccock never mind never
traffic is all tied up, and then on the bush
in Irving near six thirty five lb. J oh, very good.
But thank you just for that.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
I have a little reward for you that far. Damn.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, that's not a reward, is it not? But it
was for me. Hope You're driving to work is oh
so painful. I'm Linda lash with your traffic and bonded
man that's gonna leave scars.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
You know. This is the bow and them show Belle
Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two. Five streets have
no name. That's why traffic is so bad.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
That's right, it's all tied up.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
By the way, do you know who turned sixty years
old today? Charlie Sheen? And I have a little song
for Charlie say naturally? Oh, well, I could maybe do
it for one day. Yeah, not the whole time.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I think we would. It would take like around a
week or two for us to recoupment.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, at least at least maybe longer. Man, this one
really pissed me off. What when the eleven year old
boy was fatally shot in Houston after a prank in
which he rang the doorbell of a home and ran away. Yes,
the person that lived in that home shot the kid
for playing ding Dong dish.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
It's a TikTok challenge right now though.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Well, ding Dong ditch has been around for.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Death, but now they videotape themselves either knocking on the
door and running away or kicking the door and running away.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Okay, you know how you stop ding dong ditchers. You
do that. You don't answer the door. Yeah, if they
come back, don't answer the door again.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Wow, nobody's gonna be this guy shot him.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Really, The boy had been ringing doorbells late Saturday evening
with his friends and running away, which is what ding
dong ditch is. A witness had recalled someone coming out
of the house that was pranked and shooting at the
kids running down the street. Unfortunately, sadly enough, one of
the boys was shot in the back by the hallowner
because kids played ding Dong ditch on his front porch hip.

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I don't think that's a justified homicide. Forty two year
old Gonzalo Leon Junior is now facing murder charges and
I hope he gets sent away for the rest of
his life. I hope he rots in jail and then
rods and hale. Killing an eleven.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Year old kids one bad decision. He ruined his, uh,
you know, his own life and the life of that family.
Je well. A homicide investigation is now under way Beaux
after a man was found dead lying in a pool
of blood at the Burning Man Festival on Saturday. A
festival attendee alerted authorities to the man around nine to

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fifteen pm Local times Saturday, at the same time that
the giant Man effigy in the middle of the venue
was starting to burn. The event held on the second
to the last night of gathering, which gives the annual
arts and music festival its name. Burning Man, has been
held in Nevada's Black Rock Desert annually since nineteen ninety,

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where tens of thousands of people gathered for the week
prior to Labor Day to create the temporary black Rock City.
Sheriff's office did not provide any information on a possible
cause of death or suspects in the case. Festival did
come to an end on Monday, Labor Day, but it
wasn't all bad news. Last Wednesday, a week from yesterday,

(50:57):
week from today, three pound baby was born at Burning
Man to a woman name who didn't know she was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
She felt bad, and then all of a sudden she
went to the restroom and plot baby was born.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
My god, you didn't know you were pregnant.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
She did not know. She just saw m Paine.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I have to pinch a loaf.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Oh wait, baby, Well, Gang, one of my favorite actors ever,
has passed away at the age of seventy three and
dances with wolves. We knew him as Kicking Bird.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
In the Wayne River movie, the Taylor Sheridan movie Whin River.
He was Ben the Tribal police Chief. We're talking about
Graham Green, the Oscar nominated Native American actor. He has
passed it seventy three years old, and he's one of
those actors whose name you might not recognize, you expect
like a Native American name, but if you saw.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
A picture of him, you go, Okay, yeah, yeah, I
know that guy.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
He was born on the twenty second of June in
nineteen fifty two in the Six Nations Reserve in Ontario, Canada,
and made his acting debut in seventy nine in a
Canadian series drama called The Great Detective. He went on
from there and had his big break in Hollywood with
his iconic role in Dances with Wolves alongside mister Cossner.
Then Green went on to a peer in a lot

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of other popular movies like Maverick, die Hard with a Vengeance,
The Green mar Yes mar Walking Lock in the min
and then he was also in The Twilight, Zaga.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
New Moon, Graham Riene. Yeah, hat saw one of those guys.
If you saw him, you go, oh that guy. Yeah,
he's a super one. Johnson County Sheriff Adam King was
arrested following a grand jury indictment on multiple felony charges.
This is a sheriff. King, who has been with the
Johnson County Sheriff's Office since twenty sixteen, placed himself on

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voluntary leave after being accused of sexual harassment, abuse of office,
and two counts of witness retaliation Dawn. The Texas Rangers,
not the baseball team, but the lawn team, launched an
investigation into the allegations back on June thirtieth, after receiving
a written complaint from an employee. According to the Sheriff's office,

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King voluntarily placed himself on administrative leave and named his replacement,
Captain Ben Ariola. Oh really, a guy whose name means
a nipple?

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Really that okay, it's a common Spanish last name, Ariola.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Oh yeah, well Nipple is now the acting sheriff. Just
thought you'd like to know, Oh man and oh. A
shipment of fake lebooboo dolls. Oh no, that would be
worth more than half a million dollars if the islands
were genuine was intercepted last week at Seattle's airport. US

(53:48):
Customs and Border Protection officers assigned to inspect Airic cargo
at Seattle Tacoma International Airport seized eleven one hundred and
thirty four dollars with his suggested retail price value of
five hundred thirteen thousand, nine hundred thirty seven dollars and
seventy six six Totally geez. The shipment was labeled as

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led Bulb and originated in South Korea. Fake labuoboos are
called fufus.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yes, the ones intercepted in Seattle will be destroyed. No
arrest have been made yet. The real dolls are made
under PopMart brand, which are part of a group of
characters the Monsters that debuted in a Nordic mythology inspired
picture book trilogy in two thoy fifteen.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
You have to be very careful when you buy a
Laboo Boo so you don't end up with.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
It's sort of beanie babies all over again. Yeah, or
you can just not buy one at all. Yeah. And
they're expensive. They're not cheat. They can't just buy a
whole family of Laboo boos.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
They come with outfits, they come with cars, they come
with jewelry, and.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
They'll come with debt for you. If you're gonna take
you that kind of money all right in the ticket
window Rodney Carrington tickets hang on, Am I the only
one that thinks of Joel in the phone booth where
the dogs get the little Joel m dog is biting

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my I need a bambaalancemdance. By the way, who won
our bambo? I mean, who won our tickets to go
see Rodney Carrington. Oh, he's a guitar picker and rescularly
good standing. Kevin Harmon is on his way to run now.
Tomorrow we kick off the NFL season with our first

(55:45):
round of NFL Pro Picks with Fox Force Mike Doosey,
who is in Philadelphia, and I'm looking at the lines
on these games. I do that. It's just a crapshoot
anyway you look at it.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Yeah, right, it really is. In the first week is
always hard because we really don't know how they're gonna play.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yeah, you hadn't seen anybody play, yeah, because you don't know.
But the Cowboys are underdogs by seven and a half.
The only other one that that's high is Denver over
Tennessee at seven and a half. All the other ones
are kind of well, you know, down here, a little
bit of the What did you say that the Eagles

(56:23):
had a sixty six percent chance.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yeah, beating the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Well you ain't beat us yet, so shut up.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Yeah. I just really don't like the Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Them. Yeah, them. Well, Deuce the man is in Philadelphia,
so we'll get him on the phone and we got
some sports question that need to be addressed with mister Deucy.
Also tomorrow, Lee Ayne Moore again, she's the one that
when she says a one syllable word it comes out

(56:55):
as three.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Righten will It is such a sweetheart. She has two
shows at the American Airline Center on Saturday. She's already
sold out one show, so she added another one, and
then on Sunday she's going to be out in Stephenville.
So if you can't make it Dallas, you can go
to Stephenville.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
How wrong have you known her? Bow? God, we've known
her quite a while.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah, since she first started.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
This is next level stuff for a stand up comedian. Man,
she's hid in a big, big, big time.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Yeah. Selling out the American Airlines Center and her Netflix
special is amazing.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Really, it has an all star cast season one. They've
already signed on for season two.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
What is it about I mean, I know it's about her.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Leanne plays a divorced woman her husband cheated on her
with someone younger. And Christian Johnson, a third Rock from
the Sun, plays her sister. They are hysterical. And then
Tim Daley, who I absolutely loved in Madam's Secretary and
I just interviewed him for the Public Affairs show. He
plays her love interest in FBI Agent. It's a great show.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
It's really great to watch some of that. Bo I
will take your word for it, and Bill I will.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
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your first shot coming up around nine am and around
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ninety two to five.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Fallas for worst Classic Rock. Lone Star ninety two to five,
a song which came out after Roger Waters decided he
didn't want to be in Pink Floyd. In it moved.
What was his deal?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
I don't know, a little full of himself. He just
likes pushing buttons, doesn't he He does? And he likes
starting fights with his old bandmate. Oh yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I mean he's always going after David Gilmour.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Well just wait to do you hear what he did
this time?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
But what he did this time?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Just six weeks after Ozzy Osbourne's death, the former member
of Pink Floyd had some rather unflattering things to say
about Ozzy Osbourne. Stop it, I'm serious. He did it
during an appearance on the Independent Ink podcast. Here he
is talking about Ozzy and Black Sabbath's music.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
I don't care about Black Sabbath, I never did. I
have no interest in. I'm fighting the heads of chickens
or whatever they do. I couldn't care less. I don't care. Well,
you know what, there's a lot of people don't care
about yours.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
That's right. We have the full interview up on our
page if you want to check it out and just
get angrier and angry or angrier Meanwhile, Ozzie's son Jack
heard what Roger Water said and he fired back, saying, hey,
Roger Waters, screw you. How pathetic and out of touch
you've become. The only way you seem to get a
ten these days is by vomiting out crap. He even

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called him the sea word. He said, my father always
thought you were a sea word. Thanks for proving him right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Oh man, what's he being such a sea word for?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I think that's just Roger Waters four Network. Ozzy, of course,
died on July twenty second of a heart attack. He
was only seventy six years old, so also up on
our time Wasters page on lone star ninety two to
five dot com. After missing all of zz Top's August
performances due to an undisclosed illness, drummer Frank Beard is

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set to make his triumphant return behind the kit on Friday.
Zz Top has announced that Beard will return to the
stage for their September fifth gig in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Now
the normally quiet and reserved Frank Beard said that doctors
did what they did, so now he's able to do
what he does. He'd been mia from the band since

(01:00:58):
their August eighth performing in Wisconsin earlier this year. You
remember bo he was sidelined for two and a half
months due to foot and ankle. Oh, yes, but then
he returned in June. They're not saying what happened this
time around?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Well, now, you showed me a picture of Frank Beard
and said, is that Frank Beard or is it Gary Busey?
And I had to look twice. Yeah, it looked like
Gary Busey, really.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Gary Busey under the influence.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Of alcohol or so after a week long binge, very
much so.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
The Who are releasing a deluxe edition of their eighth album,
Who Are You, released back in nineteen seventy eight, Their
final studio album with Keith Moon, has been bolstered with
more than seventy unreleased tracks, including never before heard versions
of the title track and a lot more. It's going
to be out October thirty. First, we have all that
information up for you, and David Bernie's releasing a new

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solo album this Friday, titled who Is This Guy. He's
also prepping for a tour that's going to start September
fourteenth in Rhode Island, but he's going to be making
it stop in Dallas. He's gonna play the Music Hall
at Fair Park in Dallas, not once, but twice, November
twenty eighth and twenty ninth. And guess what, it's a
Friday and Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Now. Ain't he getting married or has he already gotten married?

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
No, he is getting married. He revealed on social media
that he's engaged to financier Mila Gunkar, and he posted
it on Instagram that they're gonna get married this week,
hopefully before the new album comes out. And he even
made a playlist, an instrumental playlist of the music really
that will be played during the reception. He says, lyrics distract,

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so it's all gonna be instrumental.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
And somebody asked him, how's your relationship with her? It says,
same as it evil was, Same as it was.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Finally, the State Fair of Texas doesn't get underway for
another twenty five days. But I wonder if they've ever
thought of doing what the Colorado State Fair does.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Both Oh do tell.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
They have a stage for pole dancing bad and they'd
done it for years, at least five years, but apparently
this is the year where they got complaints because of
a rather fluffy shall we say Buxom stripper who was
on the pole, and people started complaining. They hadn't complained
in years past, but this year because of the fluffy woman,

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they were appalled.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
You can save that bitch if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
No, you said that. Okay, if you want to see
what she looks like, we have the video and the
story up. Yeah, you can check it out on the
Bow and Them show page at lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Dot com, Dallas host Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
if you don't like Ozzy Osbourne, don't go bad mouthing
him right after he passes away.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Roger Waters, we're talking to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
You, Roger Waterhead.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
I don't think i'd say it to his face, but
I will say it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Why Roger Waters don't look like a tough guy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Oh no, he may be able to smack me around.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
We got you back, We got you back. He's a
smack talker for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
He was also in a.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Little trading of the barbs with missus David Gilmore too well.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Because he hated David Gilmour ever since they broke.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Up, and David Gilmore went after him and his wife
went after him calling him an anti semite, and she
really let him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Have it with both started it well, but Roger, nobody
cares what your opinion is. Make a new album that
we play, then we can talk. Yeah jeez, okay, So
up next is our after show decompression session.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
It'll be a short one because we have a meeting
with the Boss Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Ye of course we do on a Wednesday, yep. Although
it is nice coming back from a four day weekend monkey.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
Yes, Thursday, Eve, I'll take that over anything but Friday exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
So we'll see on the after show and tomorrow we
really officially kick off football season because it's not really
official until the NFL starts playing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Very true with Music Day too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Oh yeah, I got a couple of things planned for you,
So we'll see on the after show, and we'll see
on the show enough show as we kick off the
NFL season tomorrow with Fox wors Mike Doosey.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I having food from doghouse and they're dropping off cases
of beer and nothing but cakes is supposed to drop
off some food as well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Wait, god, a case or cases?

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
They said, cases?

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Cases?

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Hey, we're ready for football season.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Damn. I don't want to get hammered before ten am.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Yeah, but you can have it after ten am.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
It's all moderation. Okay, we'll see you all tomorrow. Keep
it between the ditches, yeah and gold cowboys aiming. Bye.