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Speaker 1 (00:04):
For every superstar, there is that magic moment of discovery
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
A shallow human being cries.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
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(00:54):
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Speaker 2 (01:20):
Three two one.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
In the split second of time, you can share an
adventure unlikely to be repeated in our lifetime.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
The poor and them show nothing on earth like it.
You are taken out.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Of this world to bring you face to face with
your inquisitors.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
And the violence begins.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
It came without warning, like nothing on this earth, beyond
any known terror, because when it leaves this planet, no
one may be left alive.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
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Just seventeen cups during the day and another ten before bedtime.
We'll give you the insomnia you need to make happy
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Speaker 6 (02:10):
Thanks to Prescription Strength coffee.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
I haven't slept in three weeks, but I've been optimistic
enough to tell my boss he's a moron, that my
life's savings on a coin toss and try to jump.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
My skateboard over an empty swimming pool.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
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still caffeinatedly upbeat or coffee don't mind.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
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in no time.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Side effects include doing stupid things while hopped up on caffeine.
Ask your burista what.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, but if we didn't have it, we wouldn't survive
to do this dumb show.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
We're going through withdrawls.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
For sure, cause you know coffee is part of our
balance day, don't you.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
Yeah, coffee is our friend.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yes it is, Yes it is?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
How irbody doing?

Speaker 8 (02:55):
World is joyful? Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Earring, Hey, I'm about to overdose on cuteness Gunna.

Speaker 8 (03:04):
Bar vegas oddsmakers are already taking prop bets.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Did you see some of her fans crying their eye Yeah,
when they found out that.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Waiting for that bitches, please good lack.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
You're getting yourself way to involve that something that doesn't
involve you directly.

Speaker 8 (03:26):
Yeah, you don't know her, She don't know you, but
she loves you just the same.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Oh, of course she does, and she knows who you are.
At least that's what they think. Yeah. Well, yes, today
is askus Stuff Day, and we got some good questions
from the Asking Stuff hotline that we'll get to and
we'll celebrate the days that we're celebrating today.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
You may be asking what they are? Yeah, what are they?

Speaker 9 (03:49):
Both?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Today is just because day just because the absolute worst
answer to the question why, just because, well, it's the
day when you're supposed do things without thinking and reasoning.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
You're just doing the many way.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
It's kind of like every day for us, just because
just become.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
National Petroleum Day. You wouldn't be able to drive to
work without it. Most of the world calls what we
fill our cars with petro.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
We just call it gas. Say we're murking. We can
get it down to one syllable.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
I want to know why.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
Yesterday gas prices over by where I lived was two
sixty nine a gallon for unleaded, and today it was
two ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeap, What the heck happened? All over the map? Man's
kissing me off?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Surprise breed, That's exactly what it is. Today is also
kiss me Day. If I was mad at you, i'd
give you a very specific place to kiss. But I
eat so I won't, And no, I won't bite your
tongue off and spit it at you like that crazy

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bitch on the freaking fool file.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Lease.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
Well she did warn him not to warn him his
tongue in her mout while you're kissing.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yes, I thought that's what you were supposed.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
To do when you're sometimes okay, like losing a tongue over.
It is also Tarzan Day today, we celebrate the popular
tree swinging ape Raysed character who made his first appearance
on today's date in nineteen twelve Wow in the novel
Tarzan of the Apes. And some of you might remember

(05:25):
those old Tarzan movies starring John He was a champion swimmer.
They gave him the roll Tarzan Bo.

Speaker 10 (05:34):
Do you have a Tarzan yell Forrest? Maybe not this early,
and no, you make up one yourself. I'm done, all right.
It is National Banana Lover's Day.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
To go with Tarzan Day.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I guess so.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
I mean I like bananas, but I've never been a
banana split fan.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
No, no, no, uh uh. I'd rather have some ice
cream with some hot fudge.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
Oh yeah, now you're talking. Now I want to go
to Andy's custard.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
And finally, it is World Rock paper Scissors Day.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Oh are you gonna play?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Of course I'm gonna play.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
People play rock paper scissors to solve disputes to win bets.
And if you haven't heard our rock paper scissors bit
we did with Chinaman years ago, need to stick around
till at least seven thirty five this morning because it
will be worth it.

Speaker 8 (06:25):
Oh my gosh, it took the listeners so long to
catch on.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I know.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
It was so sad, but funny, that was.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
The funny part.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
We kept looking at other going, when are they gonna
figure this outright? Gotta do it sooner or later? It man, Yes,
he is. He pulled one over on it, all right,
So sports of all sorts coming up.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
I was happy about it.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Of course you're happy about it. You're a chick.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, that's why some of our young teenage followers were.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
She may want to have Travis's dad sign an NDA
and non disclosure agreement because he was spilling the tea yesterday.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (07:14):
She makes a lot more money than he can, so
maybe that's part of his plan.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I ain't judging.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
I ain't judged on you, Travis.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
All right, Time to do the morning that feels ready, sir,
hic comes. I'm a simple man. I just need leap,
food and sex.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
That's it, right, that's part of our felt siet.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Has a main three main.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
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I'm about to overt on sheer cuteness.

Speaker 8 (08:02):
I don't think I've been this excited about an engagement
since Prince Charles and Princess Diana and Prince William left.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Kate oh Gag Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey and.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
All is right in the world bow From a friendship
bracelet to an engagement ring. The romance between the fourteen
time Grammy winner and the three time Super Bowl champion
begin in July twenty twenty three. That's when Kelsey attended
Swiss concert at Arrowhead Stadium, home of his Kansas City
Chiefs that he plays for, and attempted to give the

(08:37):
singer a friendship bracelet with his number on it. Now,
it wasn't clear if that number was his Jersey number
or his phone now was.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
His phone number?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Bo? Was it? Really? It was? Well? Look how it
turned out.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
The courtship continued, with Kelsey later inviting Swift to a
Chief game and they'd been showing her.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Way too many times.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
During Chief game, there a stadium sitting with Kelsey's mother,
Donna in the luxury suites just letting you know. You'll
probably see three to four times as many shots of
her in the luxury suites during Chiefs games this season.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
So don't say we didn't warn you. Now.

Speaker 8 (09:17):
They didn't get engaged yesterday, They just announced it yesterday.
According to Travis's dad, Ed Kelsey, they got engaged August
tenth at their home outside of Kansas.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
City in their own garden.

Speaker 11 (09:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
And then after they got engaged, they facetimed both sets
of parents to let them know.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Oh okay, Oh, there's too much sugar in here. I'm
sticking to the walls.

Speaker 12 (09:45):
All right.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
You ready to talk Cowboys?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, let's talk to Cowboys.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
Cowboys announced their moves to get to fifty three players yesterday,
and one of the big surprises bo The Cowboys released
running back Deuce Vaughan.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I didn't know that they were gonna do it.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
Yeah, And they also released veteran quarterback Will Greer, which
leaves Dak Prescott and Ricky Joe Milton as the only
quarterbacks currently on the active roster now. In other Cowboys news,
Dallas Cowboys head coach Brian Schottenheimer was asked yesterday about
his meeting with Michael Parsons earlier this week, but Shottenheimer
would not give any specifics about that meeting. The two

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met earlier after the Pro Bowl edg Rudger Rusher did
not wear his jersey at the Cowboys preseason finale against Atlanta. Plus,
of course, there was that issue of him laying down
on the medical table on the sidelines taking a napary
privates game. But Schottenheimer remains resolute that Michael Parsons will
be available September fourth against the Philadelphia Eagles. However, for

(10:44):
the first time, Schottenheimer admitted Michael Parsons could be limited
in his work against the defending Super Bowl champions if
he does play. Cowboys return to practice on Friday. They'll
have three practices on Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday before we're
flying to Philadelphia to take on them Dundee on Thursday,

(11:05):
September fourth.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
That we'll have to have our tailgate party with Fox
Sports Mike Doosey the day before Friday, because we usually
do our picks on Friday, but if the Cowboys are
playing well, we must make a commodation.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
Yeah, Due said he's going to show up, and also
we're gonna have tailgate party food from doghouse.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh really, I'm ready you and I appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (11:30):
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have had a headline grabbing off
season due to multiple attention worthy additions to their roster. Unfortunately,
Desmond Watson's time with the team has come to win
end as the heaviest player in NFL history was waived
this week. Heat big boy like refrigerator Perry.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (11:50):
He spent the entirety of their training camp on the
non football injury on this list while trying.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
To lose weight, exampic something. How big was this guy?
He was real big.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
The undrafted rookie nose tackle from Florida dropped from four
hundred and sixty four pounds to a light, fluttering four
hundred and forty nine pounds.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh well, he's in shape.

Speaker 10 (12:16):
Ma, reinforcing their belief that he may become a dominant
inside presence. Now, Watson has to find a new home
in the NFL, and he's not going to be added
to the Buccaneers practice squad either. Roster cuts are occurring
within all thirty two teams. If Watson gets signed, he
could be the heaviest player to ever play in an

(12:37):
NFL game. Hey, Jerry, you need a really big man
up front on the defensive line.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Well, we know a guy.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
We know a guy, big boy beg of football. Let's
go back to the Cowboys. They have trimmed their roster
to fifty three players as required, but naturally we don't
have time to run down the whole roster. But most
of the names you knew that we're going to be
on the list, they're there. However, you might want to
make yourself for me with the roster because when the
Cowboys win, and we all hope they do, you're gonna

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have to solve a Cowboys morning mathematical mind banger to win.
Some of the prizes will be giving away the next
day at seven fifty.

Speaker 12 (13:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Bow makes us do math.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, but it's usually easiest just adding and subtracting. Case
you forgot, we use the stats from the game to
solve the number of a Cowboys player, and you have
to identify who that player is. I'm just warning you now,
with the preseason wrapped up in a roster set, Cowboys
are officially in regular season mode and you know who
they're gonna play on a number four, which reminds me

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I was eating at Portillo's the other day. Yeah, and
the only other guy in there walked by me and
he turned around and said, bo. It was Philly Dave,
my Philadelphia Evil super fan, and he said, y'all ready
to get you ask kicked?

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Help you spit in his sandwich?

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Hey. Texas Rangers right hander Nathan Divaldi is likely done
for the season because of a rotator cuff strain, another
huge blow to the Texas Rangers and their hopes of
making a late push for a playoff spot. Now, Eovaldi,
who was among the favorites for the American League Cy
Young Awards, said yesterday he had an MRI after shutting

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down a bullpen session because of continued soreness, but was
surprised by the results from that MRI since he hasn't
had any shoulder issues in his fourteen seasons in the majors.
Rangers president of Baseball Operations Chris Young said Eovaldi will
most likely be put on the fifteen day injuredless. He
was supposed to start against the Angels tonight. Now, you

(14:42):
would think that the news yesterday about Eovaldi would take
the wind out of the sales of the Rangers.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
But instead it seemed to light a fire under them both.

Speaker 8 (14:50):
Patrick Corbin delivered eight scoreless frames while the offense exploded
early and often. Last night at Globe Blie Field in Arlington,
Corey Seeger became the first Texas Ranger to reach twenty
home runs this season, and that helped carry the Rangers
to a seven to three win over the Angels. All yeah,
and that evens up the three game series at Globelife Field.

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Game three tonight at the Shed. First pitch will be
at seven oh five. If you can't make it out
to the game, you can watch it on the Rangers
Sports Network.

Speaker 10 (15:20):
Now, the NFL rosters dropping aren't the only big thing
to drop into sports here in Major League Baseball announced
next year's one hundred and sixty two game schedule, and
the games will begin.

Speaker 11 (15:31):
Earlier than ever before.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Again to March.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Right, yeah, yes, I'm like what this morning show? People
are okay with this?

Speaker 10 (15:40):
The Giants and the Yankees will open the twenty twenty
sixth season on the twenty fifth of March, followed by
all other teams on the twenty sixth of March, the
earliest traditional opening day in baseball history. The All Star
Game will be played on July fourteenth in Philadelphia, first
time the game has been in Philly since nineteen ninety six,
and the entire regular season will wrap up on September

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twenty seventh.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Usually it's like late April, you know, before they do it.
Any reason why they gave they look, man, we want.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
To go home.

Speaker 10 (16:11):
I think they're feeling upity thinks.

Speaker 8 (16:14):
I think they're thinking money.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Whatever you want. Now back to football. You know, the
college football season is rolling and last weekend fans were
given a great appetizer with the top twenty five mashup
between Kansas State and Iowa State and Dublin Ireland. This week,
the biggest game on the schedule is going to be
the Longhorns in the Ohio State Buck guys. Fans will

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need to get up early for this one. It is
Fox's four first eleven AM game of the year. However,
one member of that show will not be allowed inside
the stadium.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
In Columbus, Ohio.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Really who The team has banned Dave Portnoy from entering
the stadium on Saturday barstool Sport. We'll still be doing
some work for the pregame show, but we'll be outside
of the stadium. Why because Portnoy is a huge Michigan
fan and Ohio State don't get along with people like that. That,

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and he has long made jokes about the Ohio State
football program and has gone especially hard during the Wolverines
current winning streak over the Buckeyes. He's banned from the
Buckeyes stadium for all seasondish, what's a bitch thing to
do because somebody makes fun of your team, but it
is their stadium and he's banned from entering.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, come on, pissy, pissy, pissy. Get ready.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
The freaking fool File is next on the Bow and
Them Show.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Well we are the Bow and Them Show if you
really want to know?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Thanks, Okay, coming up our first round of asking stuff
questions from the askers. But now it's time for the
freaking fool File. Hey here's another scang alert. Oh, the
twenty seven year old dubbed Australia's most sexually active woman

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has ended up in the hospital.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Really socker?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Ask me why? Why?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Bo? Because she banged five hundred and eighty three men
in a single day.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Oh damn?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
She said her body had just had enough. Well you think, yeah,
Apparently this gang has never heard of moderation. I guess
pornstar any Knight was hospitalized after suffering with excessive bleeding,
an alarming symptom of endometriosis, which is a disease in
which the tissue similar to the lining of the uterus

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grows inside of it and outside of it, calling severe
pelvic pain and fertility issues. The porn queen has had
to visit the emergency room for the second time in
the past month, just days after she filmed a video screwing.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Five hundred and eighty three guys.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Her recent challenge saw her prepare for two hundred men
to take part, but when five hundred and eighty three
horn dog guys showed up, she.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
Said, okay, everybody come gets that well. Her name was
Annie Day.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Night's five hundred and eighty three men marathon took place
just over six hours. A seat most doctors don't recommend,
and now neither does she get.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
That woman a fire extinguishable.

Speaker 8 (19:40):
Hard than the rest of her body parts exactly. Here's
a story out of France. A French homeowner who sees
the opportunity to take back her property from squatters who
hadn't paid rent in several months, risks going to prison.
For seven years and a one hundred and sixteen thousand
dollars fine. The woman only known as Marie has been

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involved in a lengthy and exhausting legal battle after the squatters,
who had been living in her house without pain or rent,
sued her for unlawful eviction and burglary. The bizarre story
dates back to the summer of twenty twenty two, when
Marie seized the opportunity to reclaim her property when the
people living in it without pain or rent went on vacation.

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So she tried reasoning with them to get them to
pay rent or leave the house, but they refused. The
authorities refused to get involved, so she took matters into
her own hands. She changed the locks on the doors,
sold some of the squatter's belongings at a garage sale
to get back some of the money that they owed her,
but the squatters sued her for stealing their stuff and they.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Won to stop it.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
I'm serious.

Speaker 8 (20:44):
Marie claims that when she decided to evict the squatters herself,
she thought about the debts they had already piled up
over several months, including the mortgage payments and the court
decision that risks dragging it on for more than a year,
which meant that she now has to sell her house
to pay the squatters that sued her.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Isn't that discussing?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
That is just wrong on so many levels.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
Now, I think I've told you this before, bo.

Speaker 8 (21:09):
This happened to me when my mom passed away and
my brother decided that we would sell her home with
owner financing, and the people that purchased the house, after
a year of living there, decided to stay in the
house without pay.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
For two years.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
It took me two years to get them out of
the house. And the guy actually worked for a bank
in South Texas, so he knew how to game the system.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh that's ludicrous.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Every years for me to get them out of the house.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
And when I finally got the house back, they hadn't
paid state taxes or county taxes and that was up
to you, right, yep, I had to pay it all.
Oh man, it was a nightmare.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Why didn't you just hire some guys to go in
and kick the snot out of us? And you know,
I do know some guys I know from God will
do it too, for real cheap guys in baseball bat
and the bicycle chain just for the fun of.

Speaker 10 (22:01):
Doing drunken, angry forty eight year old floor idiot Marcy Morgan,
excuse me, Marcia Morgan, Marsha Marsha Martin. Boy, did she
get pissed off when her neighbor parked not in her
yard but near her yard? So, after plenty of drinking
and anger, she covered the offending vehicle with toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
According to the police in Saint Petersburg.

Speaker 10 (22:26):
Oh, did we mention that Morgan was dressed in a
hot dog costume at the time of this incident?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Hot dog cost four o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 10 (22:34):
She's wasted and she's wearing a hot dog costume and
she's toilet paper in the neighbor's car, pissed off and yelling.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Maybe she was watching Let's Make a Deal and thought
they would see her in a hot dog costume through
the TV and give her a chance.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
At least it was just toilet paper. Wasn't something worse?

Speaker 9 (22:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
True, it was used toilet paper trying out for one
of those jobs in the wienermobile. I guess.

Speaker 10 (22:58):
Morgan was busted and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrests,
and cops noted that Morgan was intoxicated and refused to
cooperate with the investigation after threatening to kick the officers
in the balls if they didn't let her go.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Wow the next day, how do you organ argue with
a woman in.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
A hot dog costumes without cracking up looking at her.

Speaker 10 (23:20):
I don't know how good your ball kicking skills can
be if you're in a hot dog costume.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Exactly. We'll look into it.

Speaker 10 (23:26):
Morgan pleaded no contest of the misdemeanor accounts, and she
was guilty of the charges, and Morgan was fined five
hundred and fifty dollars. She can work that off in
community service at thirteen an hour. Sadly, cops and court
records offered no explanation for why Morgan was dressed as
a hot dog during this moment of madness the toilet
paper caper, which took place outside her rent in Saint

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Pete home.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
When asked, Miss Morgan told the police, it's none of
your banking business. Well, yes, it is their business.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
I do like Bo's idea that she wanted to be
on the prices.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Oh god, all right, here is a Russian woman who
found herself in quite a pickle. And you'll understand why
that's a joke. After she was rushed to the hospital
with a large cucumber stuck in a very delicate body part,
and you had one of two chances guessing.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Well, oh, and it was stuck there.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
The twenty one year old known only as Marina, was
taken to the emergency room after complaining of serious pain
in her aimer, A diagnosis would made almost immediately after.
The man who brought her in explained that a cucumber
had gotten lost in an intimate session between the two.
The guy admitted they had tried to pull it out

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of her fudge tunnel, but to no avail. Doctors were
able to remove the vegetable and prescribed a rectoscopia procedure
that examined the canal and wrecked.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Them to ensure there was no damage inside.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
All foreign objects have been removed Upon further examination of
the cucumber after it was taken out, doctors still had
one question, Yeah, why had the cucumber been bitten into
and what point in the session did it get a
bite taken out?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
He start an alien inside of her.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Neither of the couple answered that question. They turned around
and just left the hospital.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Right I went to Oh, my god.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah, but I would have stun Wait a minute, come
back here, come back here. You gotta explain this stuff.
Come on, get the rest of the hospital in here.
They got to hear this one.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Yeah, we'll give you the pro bono hospital, the pro bono.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (25:45):
Lon Star ninety two five rocks your workday with NonStop
rock twice a day, Monday through Friday. We do it
before eleven am with Jason and then again before four
pm with JFK. And right after Jeff wraps up is
our NonStop rock. He's going to open up that lone
Star ticket window and this week he has tickets for
you to see the Sex Pistols at the Longhorn ball
Room September sixteenth. Jeff opens up the lone Star ticket

(26:08):
window around four thirty five this afternoon right here on
lone Start ninety two five.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Dollars forst classic rock lone Star ninety two five. We
willie and you thought it was just a licked finger
in someone's ears? Yep, our friend Miss Diane Caul wanted
to hear that. Yesterday on the f Show, Deacon President Session,
good old Jimmy and there you go. Okay, today is
ask a stuff day, the day where we'll answer any

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legitimate question you might have, and we'll do it as
we answer our first question.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Are you ready, miss Anna book? I ser ambo Okay? Here,
here you go.

Speaker 12 (26:44):
Back when when we were kid, I don't know, mid
seventies or so, seemed like everybody was eating doulas. I
don't hardly hear anybody eating doulash anymore. Who actually made doulash?
Where did it start coming from? And why don't we
eat it anymore?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
I don't know gulash in a long time. I didn't
usually like it that much when I was younger.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
And you know, he's right, it really was very popular
back in the seventies, and I don't know why it's
not eaten anymore. But goulash is a stew or soup
of meat and vegetables, often featuring paprika and sometimes noodles
in the American version of gulash, and there's various regional
and cultural variations.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Now.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
Gulash originated in Hungary. That's why it's.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Called Hungary gulas.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
It comes from the Hungarian word gulias, which means cowboy
or herdsman. The origins of gulash have been traced to
the ninth century to stews that were eaten by shepherds. Oh,
so there you have it, the origins of gula.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Well, but did they use sheep meat?

Speaker 6 (27:52):
I'm sure they did. Okay, So it's just any kind
of meat.

Speaker 8 (27:55):
And then it's served with vegetables like that stew, and
then in the American version over noodles. But in Hungary
it was like either of her mashed potatoes or rice
either way.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Either way, that sounds pretty good.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Okay, here's here's one about us saying that I'm sure
you've heard.

Speaker 12 (28:13):
Come as always, we got a pee like a Russian racehorse.
Don't know the racehorses pee too.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, okay they miss playing.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
In the nineteen seventies, trainers started giving a drug called
Lasiks to their horses. The drug caused the animals to
pee urgently and frequently before a race, often in front
of the crowd, who would go oh looking at horse pison.
They made the horses piss a lot to make them
lighter and faster before a race. Now, another claim is

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that the expression is negative because Russian trainers or the
Russian mafia would cheat by feeding their horses a lot
of water, thus making them heavier because they were betting
against them, or by some how preventing them from urinating,
thus making them nervous and.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Not as fast. Okay, cruelty.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Either way, the phrase means I got a piss really bad,
just like a.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Russian racehorse did. See. All you had to do was ask,
we'll do the legwork, open it up. Fight. Okay, here's
another one for you and a belle.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
Does Mexico or other countries have a rule or law
about slow traffic.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Staying to the right or casting.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Only on the left? Okay, so Mexican traffic laws.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
Oh, you're cute and my experience in Mexico, a stop
sign is a suggestion. Seriously, Though they do have laws
and rules. Many basic traffic laws in Mexico are similar
to the United States, like driving on the right and
using seat belts and passing on the left and then
returning to the right lane. So, yes, faster traffic expected

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to be in the left lane. However, you are not
permitted to take the right turn on red in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh, It's very.

Speaker 8 (30:03):
Common in the US, but not in Mexico. Oh and
speed limits are not always clearly posted in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
FYI, they're just a suggestion, Yes, you said. Okay, here's
a technical question. I got this one.

Speaker 12 (30:19):
How fast is.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
The jet going right before.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
It takes off?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Well, good questions. Let explain.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
A typical jet airliner that Steve Miller's Things about, accelerates
down the runway at a speed of one hundred and
fifty to one hundred and eighty miles per hour before
lifting off. This speed can vary based on factors like
the aircraft's weight, its size, and environmental conditions. Smaller private planes,

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due to their lighter weight, can take off its speeds
between sixty and eighty miles an hour.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Oh really, just sixty and eighty.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Yeah, as long as you get it in the air
and back balance safe, I don't think.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (30:59):
Very Oh here's one for you, Hannah.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I saw Queen's Wright in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Was a Freely playing with the band at that.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Time, as Freely was never with Queen's Right now now,
he was never.

Speaker 8 (31:14):
A member of Queen's Reich, but they have played together,
appearing on the same concert bill and sharing the stage
at various events. In fact, they were at chalk Ta
Casino and Resort in Durant, Oklahoma. Just a couple of
weeks ago. But he was never a member of Queen's Reich.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
But if he said, you want to come jam with us, sure,
why not? I got nothing to do.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
We got some more coming up on the ball of
them Jean Gone Star ninety two to five. Jamie's crying.
You know why why Because Travis Kelcey very well, I'm
gonna kick it in the ass a little more. Okay,
uh Aska, stuff day, I got a couple more. Here,

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here's one for you, Anna, Okay, because you're a woman
and you know about it.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Stuff like this is.

Speaker 11 (32:01):
All bad soap?

Speaker 6 (32:03):
Antibacterial? Are Is it?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Just some soap?

Speaker 8 (32:09):
So Not all soaps are antibacterial. Antibacterial soaps contain ingredients
that kill or inhibit the growth of bacteria. Regular soaps,
on the other hand, do not have these properties. While
antibacterial soaps may be more effective at killing germs, there's
no scientific evidence to suggest they're necessary for everyday.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Hand washing or body washing.

Speaker 8 (32:33):
Regular soap and water are sufficient for most cleaning purposes,
but marketing, they can pay more money for antibacterial soap.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
So you don't want a bunch of critters living on
your face?

Speaker 6 (32:47):
See hell?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
No, Okay, here's one that I'm sure many of you
have heard this phrase.

Speaker 12 (32:53):
What's the origin and meaning of the phrase shoot the breede?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
So, origin and meaning of the phrase shoot the breeze? Well,
the idiom shoot the breeze likely originates from the idea
of talking into the wind, where words are easily dispersed
and have little lasting impact.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
That's why it's called shooting the breeze.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
Oh okay.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
It significantly if the thighs engaging in casual, idle conversation,
often without a specific purpose or goal. We used to
call that talking at you ass. The phrase is an
American term that gained popularity in the early twentieth century.
The phrase shoot the breeze is first recorded around nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Similar phrases like shooting the bull exist with the bull,
often in blying, exaggeration or nonsense. Yeah bs, it all
basically means the same thing.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
So, I got a message last night from Jose Ortiz.
He wants to know why are tank tops called wife beaters?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Can I guess?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Yeah, you can guess, because every time they show cops
and it's a domestic violence issue, the guys wearing a
tank top.

Speaker 8 (34:06):
Yes, but tank tops are actually have been called wife
beaters since the nineteen forties. Bo Yes, especially after a
nineteen forty seven Detroit newspaper filed a report featuring a
man arrested for killing his wife. He was photographed and
on the front page of the news in a stained

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undershirt or tank top. And then it's also because of Hollywood,
particularly Marlon Brando's portrayal of the Stanley Kowalski character in
streetcar Name Desire.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
He wore a tank top, Yes, yes he did so.
Here you fella, thanks for.

Speaker 8 (34:47):
Asking Jose, And this question was directed at you bow
all right, this is from Mark. He wanted me to
ask you about queen Bee Barbecue and Corsicana.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Oh, eating there many many many times. Yeah, it's been
there since I was a kid. It's moved a couple
of locations.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
And what's the tie in with zz top?

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Okay, there is a fake commercial about queen Bee Barbecue
in Corsicana, and the rumor was that it was Billy
Gibbons that was doing the voiceover, although I heard later
that it's not Billy Gibbons. But I just happened to
have that audio of the queen Bee Barbecue and a

(35:31):
gold like this.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
A minute.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
See it, man, it's something brand new and Queen Bee barbecue.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Now, Queen Bee got the draft through in them if
it wasn't wang and.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
I showed that.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
All right?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Would you like to hear me?

Speaker 8 (36:02):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I can't.

Speaker 8 (36:03):
Would you like to fro.

Speaker 13 (36:06):
You?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
See?

Speaker 9 (36:07):
What's the matter with you? Give me some pig skin?
You got pig skin?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yes, we do, We got pig skin. Give me some
pig skin, baby, all right? Would have you your money?

Speaker 12 (36:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Hold on how much your dad? That's a dollar eighty four?

Speaker 9 (36:24):
We we did move it. Oh yeah, give me a
small red soda water with dad? All right? Be sure
to put some eggs or neckins in a sack.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
All right, Okay, we're gonna connect this salt to it.
What your driving to?

Speaker 9 (36:39):
Please? Grand new and clean bees and it's waiting for you.
You driving through and see and enjoy Queen behave bambitcule.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
It's so you want to hear something that you really
don't want to hear.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Yeah, what Stevie ray Vaughan left us thirty five years
ago today.

Speaker 13 (37:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
August twenty seventh, nineteen ninety, when the helicopter was riding
in went down after a show at the Alpine Valley
Music Theater in East Troy, Wisconsin. Right before that, he
was here at the Benson and Hedges Blues Festival. Yeah,
we actually did a wake up called the Stevie Rayvaughn one.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Time, and he fell for it with you guys.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
He kind of went, what you know, because he realized
it was probably a gag.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
It's a radio prank from Bo Roer.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yes, he'd opened for Eric Clapton that night and three
members of Clapton's entourage were also killed when the chopper
hit a ski mountain on its way to Chicago. And
it's ironic because Stevie ray Vaughn died on this day
thirty five years ago when he was thirty five years.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Old at the time, and he's buried right off of
I thirty.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Five, also on the bill, where his brother, Jimmy Vaughan
and Robert Cray. The four posts for photos before the show,
one of which is Stevie Ray Vaughan, is on his website.
The last song he played that night with his band
Double Trouble, was a cover of Jimmy Hendrix's Voodoo Child
Slight Turn. The last song he ever played was Sweet

(38:15):
Home Chicago with Clapton, his brother Jimmy Vaughan, and.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Buddy Gott Great Buddy Guy.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Stevie Ray was laid to rest in August thirty first,
nineteen ninety at Laurel Land Cemetery in Dallas. People still
go by there and do gravestone rubs. That's where you
get a piece of paper and rub some what is
it etch?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah? Yeah, you got to use.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
Like consol or charcoal.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Well.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Among those who attended Stevie Ray's funeral were all three
members of ZZ Top Stevie Wonder, Bonnie Raitt and Buddy Guy.

Speaker 12 (38:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (38:51):
I wonder how many fans are going to be making
that pilgrimage today to Laurel Land Cemetery.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Well, the thirty fifth anniversary, and he died thirty fine Jaez, Okay,
coming up, we're gonna play Choose your News, so you
can pick your ticket between tickets to see Pantera or
tickets to see Queen's Ride. Well, we told you earlier
in the show that it's World Rock Paper Scissors Day. Now,

(39:17):
in case you didn't know, I live for this day.
I look forward to it every single year.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
It still makes you laugh, does you? And the Chinaman?

Speaker 4 (39:27):
And if you haven't heard this bit we did with
China Ban, which is like over twenty years old. I
don't remember the exact day, but this is our friend
Chinaman playing rock paper scissors with the audience.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Ready, Yes, here you go.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
So we'll play rock paper scissors with Chinaman doing.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
If anybody can beat me, which I doubt they can.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Man, I'm really good.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I'm just the you're skilled at this. You're skilled at it?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
He is state champion at rock paper scissors? Sorright? KZPS
you ready? Okay? One two three? What do you got?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Man? I got paper? You got see you? Tunkey is good?
Let's do it again. Okay, k CPS you're ready?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Okay, all right? One two three? What do you got paper?
I got scissors?

Speaker 11 (40:15):
Ah see you meet him again?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Say that.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Jack?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
You see a pattern forming here? He's good, He's good.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
All right, man, I'm gonna try to get k CPS
you ready?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah? Okay? One two three?

Speaker 6 (40:30):
What do you got?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Man?

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I got rock? Say you meet him again again? Can
you believe that? Look at that? Damn You're good awesome,
I'm amazing. K CPS. You're ready? Okay? One two three?
What do you got rock?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Run man?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Look at that I got to pay that got him again.

Speaker 11 (40:50):
You're amazing.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I can't believe how good you are.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
A chance Phil Leonard, the chances of you winning all
these in a row?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
K ZPs you read?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Okay? One two three? What do you got rock? I
got paper and paper gas? Anybody want to go? You
just don't want to go badly and they can beat you.
I know that nobody can beat Yes, they can't. Someone can't.

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I'm telling you you ready? What what? No? Okay? Ready?
One two three? What you got? You got?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Paper? Paper?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I look at that scissors?

Speaker 11 (41:39):
Believe it.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
You see the scissors in my hand? You have it?
You know if somebody would just challenge him? Casey ps,
you're ready.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Okay, one two three? What do you got got? Rock? Paper?

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Damn?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
You're good. You are unbelievable. Break we might have to
go a second. Break on your hand. You're so good
at this. Let's tretch ca zyps. You're ready, okay, one
two three? What do you got? Look at that?

Speaker 8 (42:16):
I got rock?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah, I'm trying to mask it's an ancient tiny cigarette?

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Who playing topstick forts in cookie tiny stars?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Same kind of thing. I didn't realize how good you were.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
You know, it's almost as if he knows exactly.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah, what the what the listener is gonna know? I
know it's amazing. I don't see how you're doing, but
you do it. I didn't ask for this talent. I
was given the man. Cazps, you're ready.

Speaker 9 (42:45):
I'm gonna add dynamite to my name.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
No dynamite, dye. Let's go, okay? Ready? One two three?
What you got? Scissors? I got wrong?

Speaker 13 (42:58):
Can you believe that?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
This is unbelievable, A winning streak that I don't know
if there's anybody had a winning streak like this, unprecedent.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
K PS, you're ready? One two three? What do you got?
Rock Hall? Look at that paper? He's got paper?

Speaker 12 (43:14):
See that?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Can you believe I had paper? I don't believe me
in this?

Speaker 10 (43:18):
I see it right before my very eyes.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
You're ready?

Speaker 8 (43:23):
Ready?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
All right? One two three? What do you got?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
What do you got?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
No, it's our show. What do you got?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
What do you got?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Well? I got paper? I got you you got a china? Man?
You did it? Where they go? I saw it? I
say he beat you.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
He beat you, see very good way beat you.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
You are a smart man. Yeah, I knew somebody would
figure it out.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
This is the go in Them show on Loans Dallas
for worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Just talking about Stevie ray Vaughan passing away thirty five
years ago today, I miss Aussie.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I really am sorry.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Now it's still surreal that he's gone.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Right, No, well it hadn't been that long.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yeah, thirty five years from NOWLS, Okay, I remember that?

Speaker 2 (44:18):
All right?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Are we ready? Because you get a chance to pick
your ticket. You can have tickets to see Pantera or
tickets to see.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Queen's Reich, and all you have to do to win
is hoes your news.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
I must plain it again, even though I shouldn't have to.
I have four headlines here. Three of them are actual
headlines from past issues of the Weekly World News.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
May at rest in peace. One of them is a lie.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
I made up a fake headline myself, and you know
I'm good at faking. Oh yeah, okay, So you figure
out what the fake headline is and you get to
pick your ticket two one four or eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine five, and no, there is
no theme today.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
No, not this week.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
As a matter of fact, this week is just average folks. Okay,
just regular people.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
No UFOs, Bigfoot or Elvis sidings.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
No eating the line.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
No, no eating the line was last week. So one
of these is fake? Just about playing folk? Which one
is it?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Is it? Headline number one?

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Man almost dies after living on nothing but ketchup for
six months.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
To win a bet.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Oh my gosh, the acidity was too much for his
body to handle, says doctor who treated the twenty year
old warehouse worker who nearly had his whole body shut
down just to win a two hundred dollars bet with
a coworker. He had red stains on his shirt all
the time because he would drink it right out of
the bottle his formia bet or is it?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Headline number two?

Speaker 4 (46:06):
X ray shocker fat guy born with three stomachs. I'm
not a slob, I'm a freak of nature, says Nebraska man.
Cow Doctors have recommended immediate gastro bypass surgery to help
five hundred pound man finally lose weight, but when they
sliced him open, doctors had triple the work to do

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because he had three fully developed stomachs in there. Now
I only have one to deal with, and I'm losing
weight like crazy, he said.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Or is it headline number three?

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Woman keeps hubby locked in a cage for fifty years?

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Good for her.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
After angry bride caught him cheating and now he's being punished,
he said, so he deserved it. German police have arrested
vengeful wife who's been keeping her husband locked in an
eight foot by six foot steel reinforced wooden cage for
half a century to teach him a lesson after he
was found.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
In bed with another wom month.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Yes, I gave him magazines and a black and white TV.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
She said.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Was that Faara Fawcet movie where she kept a guy
in the creat.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yeah, something about the burning bed or something. Maybe that
was it.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I'll go with that since I don't know any better.
Or is it headline number four? Talk about hitting a
high note? Trumpet player sets world record by holding a
note for fourteen straight hours.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Veteran musicians astounding feet accomplished at a German nightclub was
witnessed by more than sixty people who confirmed he held
the same note without taking a breath, without taking a
breath and without going to the bathroom for fourteen hours hours.
I use a modified form of breathing. He said, Oh,
so that's the ten, so let's go through them again.

(47:59):
The fake headline is a headline. Number one man almost
dies living on nothing, but catch it for six months
to win a bet. Number two x ray shaker, fat
guy born with three stomachs. I'm not a slob, but
I'm a freak of nature, he says. Number three woman
keeps hubby locked in the cage for fifty years because
she caught him cheating. Now he's being punished, he says,

(48:20):
Or is it? Number four? Talk about hitting a high note?
Trumpet player sets world record by holding a note for
fourteen straight hour. All right, which one is the fake headline?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Study?

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Long, study wrong? They're so good as wrong?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Answer?

Speaker 6 (48:36):
How about this sum boat?

Speaker 12 (48:37):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Hell, you got it? No damn Grand Slam today.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
Sorry I ruined it.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
I know you're not your long horn kick his ass.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
That was funny.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
It was funny, long hard, and you're gonna hear stuff
like that all through college football season.

Speaker 10 (49:01):
Okay, Friday is going to be a rough day between
you two, I tell you.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
All right, bolling them show. Which one do you think
is the fake headline?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
The Ketchup one number one.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Number one man almost dies after living on nothing but
ketchup for six months to win a.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Bit son of a bitch I got. I thought I
would get at least one person to get fools.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Sorry, that was a great story bout, but.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
It was hard. It was hard. Can you imagine a
guy drinking ketchup right out of a bottles?

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Horrible?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
The question is? The question is Hines or del monteind Okay?

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Got two questions for you girl. First of all, who
is this miss? I'm misty misty okay. Second question is
which tickets to you want? Do you want Pantera or
Queen's Reike.

Speaker 9 (49:57):
I'm gonna go with Queen's Rock.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
All right, We'll have Paed tarrat tickets at the eight
forty ticket window. Hold on misting, we'll hook you up. Okay,
all right? Gray Good missing ruin my fun right off
the bat. But then Anna started it because I'm a.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Long horn ever.

Speaker 8 (50:14):
There right, Love Star ninety two five, iHeartRadio and Donors
Choos have all teamed up to thank teachers in a
big way this year, and today we want to say
thank you to Tiria Martin, who teaches at Sanger Middle School. Now,
Miss Martin was nominated to be in the running for
five thousand dollars for her classroom for her dedication to
her students that are dealing with disabilities. Thank you so much,

(50:37):
Ms Martin for all that you do. Now, if you
want to nominate your favorite teacher, all you have to
do is go to lung Star ninety two five dot
com and click on the link for thank a.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Teacher lone Star ninety two five. Fool for your stockings,
I do believe. And you know, I know she's wearing
them fishnet stockings right now. Yeah, you know she's wearing
him fishnets right down. And I smell sheaf perfume and
wet leather. I mean only one thing. It's sign for

(51:09):
the Mistress of.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
The Highways and the byways.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
The wonder on a Linda lash Wood traffic in Bondage.

Speaker 8 (51:16):
Well, well, well, how are my little minions doing this morning?
Are you ready for another long weekends?

Speaker 12 (51:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yes, you know we all are?

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Are you hitting the road boat?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I may stay all well.

Speaker 8 (51:33):
I'm hitting the road and I'm hitting you too, Yeah,
and you too, Yeah, you know Labor Day is all
about honoring America's workers.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
Yeah, including Dominatrix.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
You know what's better than honor boat?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
That would be in her not a not a boy.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
I love the way you think.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
Well, if you want to honor me on day, just
get me my favorite champagne dom Perignon.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
All right, let's check that drive.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
In Dallas as you head southbound, just below beltline, a
truck lost its loo. Oh yeah, you're gonna have to
whip around.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
That man the web bowl Jesus.

Speaker 8 (52:30):
In Fort Worth, we have a stalled vehicle on Jism Trail. Mean,
never mind, you dare correct your mistress kid to get.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
Out the chain, get the chain for you and for you,
and to move.

Speaker 8 (52:49):
That stalled vehicle out of the way. In Plano on
Dallas Parkway near the big balls drop billboard. Yeah you know,
bo there is a big balls drop billboard and play.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Oh yeah, I've seen that.

Speaker 8 (53:02):
Yes, that's probably why we have an accident there. Someone
not paying attention to the road because they're looking at
their balls their big boat.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Finally, someone in Arlington was reared and traffic is.

Speaker 11 (53:19):
All tied up.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Is that too tight boat?

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Hope you drive into work is oh so painful.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
I'm Linda Lash with your traffic and bonded.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Just the Chair.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Show Dallas fors Classic Broncolone Star ninety two to five.
John Cafferty and the beaver Brown Band from the movie
Eddie and the Cruisers and I played that for a
reason because Michael Tunes and Tuney's the guy who was
playing saxophone on that song on the dark Side, died
just days after his eighty fifth Birthless is hard. In

(53:59):
a post about his passing on their official Instagram account,
John Cafferty of the beaver Brown Band shared a video
of the saxophone it's playing his solo from the song
Tender Years, which is a great slow love song. It's beautiful,
a longtime staple of beaver Brown's bar shows. It even
reached number thirty one on the Billboard Hot one hundred
and eighty five after the movie Eddie and the Cruisers

(54:22):
was released, which I thought was a pretty good movie. Yeah,
I loved it. Yes, you know, I hate to bring
this up, but I'm fidnda. We haven't said one word
about what tomorrow is.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
It's tomorrow, April twenty.

Speaker 8 (54:39):
Eighth, Anna, It's the last Thursday.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Of the that's right, it's the last Thursday of the month.
And what did we say we were gonna do on
the last Thursday of the month.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Whose song is it? Anyway?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Because we have had requests and people even send me ean.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
What are y'all gonna do? Whose song is it? A?

Speaker 6 (55:01):
You just like to laugh at me?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Oh, come on, you do? Okay, Okay, no, you do,
you do.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
I'm always a nervous wreck though I don't have the
musical background.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
You guys, well, but you did just fine last week
when we did it to the last month.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
Don't make it a weekly thing, Roberts.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
That's a good idea. That's a good idea.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
We'll kill you.

Speaker 9 (55:25):
Now.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Well, this is where we need subjects from you rascals listening.
Email me boet loansed our nine two high and it
loans our ninety vive dot com or ao it loans
our nine two.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Vibe dot com.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
You give us subjects the way it works, and we
have to come up with a song using the subjects
you give us. Now, I'm going to take heart on you,
miss Annabel.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
Oh yeah, you're going to give me a break.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah, blues the blues bed Okay.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
I knew you're going to say that we'll do it
to the Blues Bed tomorrow, because all you have to
do is rhyme the second and fourth line.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
It's easy.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
However, it's more of a challenge when you do it
to another song that you're not that familiar with.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Which is all of them pretty much.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Oh, come on, all.

Speaker 6 (56:15):
Right, blues Bed. Okay, okay, thank you for that both.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
I promise we'll do the Blues Bed tomorrow. For whose
song is it?

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (56:22):
In Rescus, we're gonna need subjects now, give them up,
give them up.

Speaker 9 (56:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Well, remember we were talking about Cracker Barrel changing their
logo and getting the old cracker off. Cracker Barrel said
late yesterday is returning to its old logo after critics
protested the company's.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Plan to quote modernize.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Yes In a post on its website, Cracker Barrel said
it will retain its old logo, which features an older
man known Uncle Herschel in overalls sitting next to a barrel.
You see, Uncle Hershel is an old cracker sitting to
a barrel, hence the name Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I thought it was a barrel that had crackers inside
of it, but I guess I'm damn go.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
The turnstorm over the logo began last week when the
company announced plans for a simplified design featuring only the
company's name. Lebanon, Tennessee based Cracker Barrel, which has six
hundred and sixty restaurants in forty three states, made the
change as part of a wider plan to modernize its
restaurants and appeal to younger customers. However, it pissed off

(57:32):
all the regulars that have been going there and spending
their money for decades. So now the company is changing
back to the old logo.

Speaker 8 (57:41):
I think this is a big marketing ploy. I think
that they just wanted the attention. I have never heard
people talk this much about Cracker Barrel in my life.
And I love Cracker Barrel and their food is delicious.
Their cheesy hash browns yum yum yum.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
He's as brown. Such great food. Well, Uncle Herschel lives again.

Speaker 10 (58:02):
Yes, I can see him in a marketing meeting going, hey,
remember when they tried to make new coke, let's do that.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
That's probably what he said. That wouldn't be at all.

Speaker 8 (58:12):
It's a marketing ploy. Uncle Herschel, the Cracker lives again.
We'll all go to cracker Barrel this weekend. Yeah yeah, Well,
tonight's citizens of the Spanish town of Bunal will be
painting the town red literally.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Oh it's not the tomato fight it is.

Speaker 8 (58:28):
It's the eightieth annual Tomatina event, which is essentially just
an hour long food fight. Around one hundred and twenty
tons of tomatoes will be on hand, while homes, businesses
and cars are covered with tarps for protection from there.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
Roughly twenty two.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
Thousand people who have paid seventeen dollars and fifty cents
a ticket will get their chance to hurl produce for
sixty straight minutes. The event was inspired by a massive
food fight between children that broke out in the town
back in nineteen forty five, and it was recognized as
an official festival by the town of Lunuan, Spain in.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
Two thousand and two.

Speaker 8 (59:05):
You have to feel sorry for the city workers who
have to clean up that mess after it's over.

Speaker 6 (59:09):
I mean, and what a waste of good tomatoes.

Speaker 8 (59:12):
No, you know, give me some mozzarella, some of those tomatoes,
and some basil and calamic vinegart.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
That's a lot of spaghetti sauce. Yes, well over there,
they got a few to spare it. They get at
least pretty close. All right.

Speaker 10 (59:24):
If you're gearing up for Labor Day travel, here's a
pro tip. You might want to double check what's allowed
in your carry on bat if you're flying somewhere.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Anna, aren't you flying for the holiday weekend?

Speaker 6 (59:33):
No, I'm hitting the row in my car. I'll be
driving down to Austin.

Speaker 10 (59:36):
Okay, okay, Well, for those of you flying, the TSA,
our favorite group of people recently expanded their list of
band carry on items to include three new editions.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Now.

Speaker 10 (59:48):
These new changes bring stricter regulations for beauty products like
cordless hair care tools. Okay, cordless curling irons are flat
iron containing gas cartridges are on?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
No, no in your.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
Carry on bag now, okay, like lighter.

Speaker 10 (01:00:03):
Yeah, butane filled curling irons or flat irons? No, no, no,
you can't take that on the plane with you. You
got to check that bag.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Is it because of the gas canister? Yeah, it's like
practically a bomb in their eyes.

Speaker 10 (01:00:16):
I guess gas refills like spare cartridges for curling iron
or flat irons. Yes, it's another hit at the curling
iron and flat iron people don't put those gas refills
in your carry on either.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
TSA wants everyone on a flight to have straight hair.
I guess they don't want little baby bombs on there.

Speaker 10 (01:00:34):
The new additions, now part of the CODA Federal regulations
say that curling irons containing hydrocarbon gas such as buttane,
are only allowed in carry on bags.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:00:44):
Gas refills, however, for the cooler, are not permitted in
carry on or checked bags. Under the pressure up there,
I guess they could also go kaboom.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Well maybe you should just wherever you're going, when you
get to your destination, go buy them little gas canister. Yeah,
do that, Just try to use him up before you
fly back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Okay, yeah, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Well gee, I was gonna curl my hair for the occasion,
but I guess I won't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
All right, Coming up in the lone Star ticket window
at eight forty.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Ish, we have tickets to see Pantera. You want to
go for free and hang on and Anna will tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
What color number you got to be?

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
I do Dallas War's classic rock lone Star ninety two five.
All right, business at hand? Who won our tickets to
go see Panter?

Speaker 10 (01:01:34):
Our local pieanner player Jeff Hotthands Danny is our winner
and today is his birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:01:41):
Well, happy birthday, birthday.

Speaker 10 (01:01:44):
He loves Stevie Ray Vaughan and hates the fact that
this is also an anniversary of losing him, But yeah,
he loves the man.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
It's his birthday. I'll give you for that. By the way,
we've gotten a few subjects for whose song is in anyway, However,
we are not going to unseal the envelope until tomorrow's show,
so we don't want to take advantage of your kindness
by giving us these subjects, So we won't know what

(01:02:13):
subjects are until tomorrow morning.

Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
I wonder how many people have suggested Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey get games.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
That was one of the first ones.

Speaker 8 (01:02:23):
Speaking of Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. So our buddy
Peter Stewart he posted, add Taylor Swift to the people
who have gotten a ring before the Cowboys in the
last thirty years.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Oh oh oh, come, that's rim shot wordy right there.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
That burns man.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Yeah, but it's funny and the jokes are going to
continue until the wedding day Cowboys. Yeah, there is apparently
a new Hamburger joint here in Dallas, and it's only
been opening a little over a week and already there
is a line out the door, so they must be good.

(01:03:04):
It's called not a damn Chance Burger, which opened on
August fifteenth, and customers have waited up to an hour
to get their hands on Windenburger. Where's this Well, let's see.
It is located on McKinney Avenue near Uptown, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Okay Western area.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Even more amazing is that it's never even supposed to
be a restaurant, said owner and founder Nan Williams. We
just set out to make the perfect burger in our opinion.
Well apparently somebody else tried that perfect burger, and now
don't you go open Hamburger Joint. Williams and Michelin star

(01:03:44):
chef Philip Frankel Lee just wanted to make the best
burger they could for themselves. However, as they started sharing
it with friends, those friends told them they should sell
their burgers, so they did, and they have quickly gained
a cult following. Yeah it looks.

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
Good, I'm looking at they're in the Uptown area.

Speaker 10 (01:04:05):
Does look first sign? That says na d C Burger.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, chance. They quickly gained a cult
following the menu. It's simple.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
It just has four items of burger, fries, a cookie,
and drinks. That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:19):
Okay, here's the burger. I'm not gonna hit the play button.
Damn yummy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Oh man, that'll look like it back up. But that
looks good.

Speaker 12 (01:04:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
You know, it's kind of like food porn to us.
Randy the one on the food.

Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
Porn gosh, he's the one that introduced me to Skyrocket Burger,
which is delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
Yeah, I need to go to Maple and Motor again.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Yes, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Was just thinking that. Well, this place is located at
twenty eight or nine McKinney Avenue near Uptown, and I
think we should check it out after we go to
Maple and Motor.

Speaker 8 (01:04:55):
Yeah about compare how about that at Okay, Hey, coming
up in around eight more minutes or so, your first
of three chances today to win a trip to Vegas
to our iHeartRadio Music Festival where you're gonna see Sammy
Hagar live plus Brian Adams, the Great John Fogerty, and
many many more. And not only are you going to

(01:05:15):
win a trip to the show, you're also gonna win
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Festival September nineteenth and twentieth in Vegas. Get complete details
on how you could be there at lone Star ninety
two five.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Dot Comy Baby Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. Yes, here we are this control room we
call Paradise City.

Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
Yeah, sure we do.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
No, it's actually called that's where you're gonna work, So
shut up. By the way, uh. I will release the
subjects for whose song is in any way early on
tomorrow's show, so you'll have plenty of time to get
your song done.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
And we're gonna do it to the blues theme. Thank you, Bud.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Yes, the blues all dom and that however you want
to do it, So we'll.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Do the blues bed because it's easier for Anna to
write a song.

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
Appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
That's what I'm here for.

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
Okay, let's talk time wasters.

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone Star ninety two to five
dot com. Bow you paid tribute a little bit earlier.
But it is a sad day today in rock history,
especially for those of us here in North Texas. On
this day, thirty five years ago, Stevie Rayvaughn died when
the helicopter that he was writing in went down after
a show at the Alpine Valley Music Theater in East Troy, Wisconsin.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
It was due to pilot error.

Speaker 8 (01:06:43):
They should have never taken off because there was a
dense fog advisory in effect. Stevie ray had opened for
Eric Clapton that night. Three members of Clapton's entourage also
killed when the chopper hit a ski mountain on its
way to Chicago. Now, Stevie Rayvaughn had overcome so much
and was probably in the best place that he'd been
in years at the time of his death. In an

(01:07:04):
interview just the year before, he addressed his recovery from
drug and alcohol abuse.

Speaker 13 (01:07:09):
I'm really glad that through all of this I had
an outlet like music. I didn't know it for a
long time, but it was the only way I knew
how to express myself, and it was the only place
that I knew how to control my emotions. It's probably
what kept me alive through a lot of the things
that I went through before finding a way to deal
with all these emotions and feelings, and he also kept

(01:07:29):
me looking for a better way out than slowly but
should be killing myself with the drugs and the drink
and the way I was doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Yeah, he straightened his ass up, man, it really did.

Speaker 8 (01:07:39):
Vaughn was just thirty five years old, and it's.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
On a happier note bo.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
It was on this day in nineteen seventy nine that
Pat Benatar released her debut album, In the Heat of
the Night. I played that album backwards and forwards, over
and over and over again. Her first rock hit off
that album was a song by John Mellencamp I Need
a Lover.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:08:04):
It was the first song of hers that was aired
in her hometown of New York. Here's Pat Benatar on
hearing herself for the first time on the radio.

Speaker 14 (01:08:13):
It came on and my phone immediately started to ring,
and I'd pick it up and I go, yeah, yeah,
I know, I got shut up, hang up so I
could listen, and then it would just ring and read.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
I just picked it up, I know, and I would
hang it up, I know, and I would hang it
up like that.

Speaker 14 (01:08:25):
And I hardly got to hear any of it, but
it was pretty incredible. I mean I had no furniture.
I was so broke and poor, just like everybody's starting now.
And I was just in my apartment with my pillows
on the floor and my song is on a radio.
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
Pat Benatar is going to be opening up for Brian
Adams when he comes to the American Airline Center Nopember thirteenth.
Then hopefully we'll have more tickets for that show to
give away. Zach Starkey, former drummer The Who and Ringo
Star Sun is taken to Instagram to implore Guns n'
Roses frontman Axel Rose to return the maps recording of

(01:09:00):
a song that Zach says could help raise two million
dollars for the Teenage Cancer Trust Now. The recording in
question is a version of t Rex's Children of the Revolution.
It was a twenty seventeen project that Zach Starkey put
together featuring his dad, Ringo Star Axel and Guns n'
Roses along with Elton John. We have Zach's social posts

(01:09:22):
and the rest of the info up on our page.
But apparently Axel Rose has the master recording and Zach
wants it to be released and auctioned off all right,
now here's the collaboration. I never knew I needed. Miley
Cyrus and Fleetwood Mac excuse me. Miley surprised her dad,
Billy Ray Cyrus, on his sixty fourth birthday with a
new song that she wrote called Secrets, featuring Fleetwood, Max,

(01:09:46):
Mick Fleetwood, and Lindsey Buckingham. Now here's a snippet of
this song. And tell me if it doesn't sound like
Gypsy by Fleetwood.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Match. Okay, here it is good.

Speaker 15 (01:09:58):
I want to keep you like footsteps.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Oh that's Gypsy, right, that's Gypsy right?

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
Yeah, but I love it. It sounds good and what
a great birthday present.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
But when it sounds too much like another song, you
go maybe.

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
And finally, don't mess with guys who loved their dirt bikes.
At a recent city council meeting, a guy upset with
the proposal to shut down a motocross park started making
dirt bike sounds and pretending he was riding a dirt
bike in the city council chambers. We had this on
the freaking fool file. I found the video and we

(01:10:42):
have a link to the video. Here's what it sounded like.

Speaker 11 (01:10:44):
Bo around.

Speaker 8 (01:10:59):
Check out the d on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
There's Boston by Baston, were your pocket cod and a
man can die of a hat attack?

Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
Yes, And I know how much Sid Jim White loves Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Well he does.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
He always had the red ass for that band ever
since they came out.

Speaker 8 (01:11:22):
Remember when the Babs were playing Boston in the NBA
Finals and so we refused to play any Boston music exactly.
Jim was like, can we keep that?

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Well, we we ended up losing, so maybe we should
have played Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Throw a jinx at him. Ors ey.

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
Oh no, I just heard from Mike Doosey.

Speaker 8 (01:11:44):
Well he's gonna be in Philadelphia for the opening game.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Oh damn.

Speaker 8 (01:11:49):
It won't be able to be in studio with us,
but he will call out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:11:54):
Well that right, Well, he's gonna miss out on the
Doghouse and the Outlaw beer.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Mains more for us.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Because I kind of thought that maybe he would be
in Philadelphia for the opening game.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
But we'll give him a call anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Absolutely, We're still gonna eat all the food. Sorry, dust
Out Rolls.

Speaker 10 (01:12:15):
You might do you wear in your college colors on
Friday right, yeahst.

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Throw up a little bit in his mouth? Did you
call me longhorn heifer?

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Longhorn heifer?

Speaker 6 (01:12:30):
As funny?

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Tomorrow is Fun with Music Day, and it's the last
Thursday of the month.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
And do not worry.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
You're gonna do just fine on your song with the
subjects that I give you.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
Is it just near? Is it hot in here?

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
It?

Speaker 10 (01:12:45):
Is there something going on with the ac We got
the door blocked open.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Over in the Randy room.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Usually it's freezing ass cold, burn up. No, see, sometimes
it's like a meat locker, and some I'm just like another.

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
Yet we're in an air fry.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
We're gonna keep the after show a little bit short.

Speaker 10 (01:13:05):
We do a boss meeting, and it's so stuffy in
here that if we do the after show for too
long we'll end up taking off all our clothes on camera.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Yeah, we don't like that anyway. Tune in tomorrow for
Fun with Music Day. I go
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New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce

Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about the weekly slate of games and share their INSIDE perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. They also endlessly rag on each other as brothers do, chat the latest in pop culture and welcome some very popular and well-known friends to chat with them. Check out new episodes every Wednesday. Follow New Heights on the Wondery App, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free, and get exclusive content on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And join our new membership for a unique fan experience by going to the New Heights YouTube channel now!

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