AskUsStuff Answers! Linda Lash Whips Out the Branding Iron. (Full Show 9.17.25 Ep. 1449)

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
This is a major. This is Joe Turner. Identification. My
name is Turner. I work for you. Now listen, identify yourself.
What is your designation? Condor?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Something has happened Section nine, Department seventeen.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
The section has been hit? What level?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
What level?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Level of damage?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Everybody? Doctor lap, Janis Ray Harold, everybody is dead?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What is it? What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Are you damaged?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Damaged?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Are you armed?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Identify the armament.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's a forty five automatic. Will you guys bring me
in please?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm not a field agent.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I just read books. The pentagraphs Section ninety seventeen may
have been hit head confirment.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Who's the quality? Work? Clean?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Fast, first rate?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Picture only one it.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Item say one of my people is still okay?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Condor you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
No Condor?

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Deviny Director Higgins, New York Center. I'm controlling Okondor? Where
are you? How come I need a code name and
you don't had.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Your department just came over from MEC.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
He's going to bring you home.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I've never read him. No worry.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Two years military service, separated nine sixty one. Worked at
Bell Labs Communication Research College on the gi Bield.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
As Condors and the Man who files says he what queer,
I don't sit in the car, don't make a sound,
don't be done.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Connery, I work for the CIA.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
I am not a spy.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You signment for Todavis to go out and kidnap a group.
I'll need your help. Have I ever denied you anything?
I don't think you can live. Well, I may surprise you.
We have games. What if how many men? What would
it take? Seven people kill? And you play games and the.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Other side does too.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Condor is an amateur, he's lost, unpredictable.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
He could fool a professional.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yes, do you believe the Condor is really an endangered species?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Include the Condor episode that any more noise already visible
does not become conspicuous.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Company agents sound Enoughhew's freelance is whatever it requires.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
But ended.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Robert Redford and Faye Dunaway in Danger.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
And in Love in.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Three Days of the Condor.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well, I said, yes, day, that might be my favorite
Robert Redford movie.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Great movie.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
But then I think, God, Butching Sundance. You really can't
beat there.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
But there were so many the body of work that
he had with Brad Pitt, the river runs through it.
Did you ever see that no one was great with
Brad Pitt also, and last night I saw the one
that the last real movie that he did with Jane Fonda,
Our Souls at Night, also with the kid from Young Sheldon.
He's in it really and it's it's not action packed

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or anything like that. It's just so real and you
see what an awesome actor he was.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, but you just think about all the movies that
he was in and how big of a star he was.
But apparently he had his feet on the ground the
old Yeah, I did.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
And you know, he learned how to swim in Austin
at Barton Springs really, and he was instrumental in making
sure that Barton Springs stayed environmentally friendly and that they
didn't do any development around there that would ruin nature.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I love it. That's a good main right. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
I think the sign of a really good actor is when,
no matter how familiar their face is is a famous actor,
they get into their role and you can forget, Yes,
that's Robert Redford and he's really the guy.

Speaker 8 (04:14):
Sean Penn is the same one.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, he absolutely is.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Redford passed away at the age of eighty nine.

Speaker 8 (04:21):
Yeah, he just turned eighty nine on his eighteenth.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Absolutely, Well, today is askus Stuff Day in case you
were wondering anything about Robert Redford.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Anna just purbally answered it.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
And we got some questions from the Ask of Stuff hotline.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
We'll get into.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
Yeah, I've got some great questions today.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But let's see what we're celebrating today, all right. Constitution
and Citizenship Day commemorates the formation signing on September seventeenth,
seventeen eighty seven of the Constitution and recognize all who,
by becoming of age or by naturalization, have become citizens.
And if you're still not a citizen of the US,

(05:00):
ICE might be knocking on your door anyway.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
Yeah, I want to travel with your passport.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
National School Backpack Awareness Day.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
Man, those things are heavy.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I know, and they got to be clear now, yeah day.
The day was created to prevent injuries to the back, neck,
and shoulders that can occur from carrying heavy backpacks. The
day isn't just about backpacks, however, suitcases, briefcases, and large
purses are focused on as well. How heavy is your person?
It's not that heavy?

Speaker 8 (05:32):
Look good now because I just dumped it because I traveled.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
It is National Professional House Cleaner's day.

Speaker 8 (05:40):
Oh yes, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
One please, we're really glad you're still around to do
the chores that mom no longer wants to do. It's
possible that you're the reason Mom is in a good
mood by the time you.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Get home from school.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's also times up Day. Well, not until ten o'clock
this morning.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
What a show?

Speaker 8 (06:00):
What is that upound?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
The day is for deciding if you should make up
with someone who you had a falling out with. If
you don't miss them, then forget it, no harm, no
foult o. Look at here.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
National table shuffle board Day.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Some people in the bar take it really seriously, especially
if you're playing for money.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Then it's not fun anymore.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Especially if there's alcohol.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh yeah, there usually is ready to scarf down some food.
Today is National Monte Cristo Day.

Speaker 7 (06:34):
Now, I know you don't like it, but I love
a good money crystal sandwich.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
You're sandwiches fried and usually made with Swish cheese and ham,
and then you put that powdered sugar on top of that.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
You don't like that, Avenue has a really good money
crystal sandwich.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
And for dessert, National Apple Dumpling Day. Apple Dumplings are
pastries made by coring and peeling apples, filling them with cinnamon, sugar,
and butter, and placing them on dope that folds over them.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
We are eating many times with ice cream. Come on,
apology about now.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
And finally, it's also International Country Music Day, which means
we've got to hear from the man who invented country
music birdad ash, Yeah today, I'm good, all right, so
let's get ready for sports of all sorts. And then,
of course, the the freaking Fool file at JIGS forty
five also defies description. In fact, we don't even realize

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what's going on.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Even if we're reading the story.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
So I guess there's one more thing we need to
do before we get started.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
Yeah, let's ask good morning.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
Oh but way you forgot sues your news at I'm
fifty with a theme for Peter Frampton tickets.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
There is a theme.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, and I'm not gonna tell you what it is yet,
not until you which I'm sure you have by now.
Fallows ars classic rocker lone Star ninety two to five. Now,

(08:07):
the beginning of the song this comes up all the time.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
People ask what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, the producer Mutt Lang and Joe Elliott just made
it up instead of saying one.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Two it's great now you know, fake fake news.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
It'll still come up probably great. Wait, all right, it's
times brought.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
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Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
The battle for the Iron Skillet is this weekend as
MU meets TCU on Saturday at Amon G. Guards Stadium
in Fort Worth. Kickoff is set for eleven am on
ESPN two. The Mustangs come in at two and one
after beating Missouri State twenty eight ten, while the horn
Frogs are two and oh earlier with a forty two
to twenty one win over Abilene Christian. It probably score

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should have been higher than that. Abilene Cray not good.
SMU has the power to stay in it, but TCU's
balance on offense and home field advantage might be too
much for the Mustangs to keep pacing.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
This is what experts are saying.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, people that bet money on the game, they say
that every year, and they think that TCU wins a
close one, but you never know until the final whistle.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Will find out on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Also, I believe this could be the final time TCU
and SMU play against each other for the Iron Skillet.

Speaker 8 (09:29):
And that is just wrong.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
Even if they're not in the same lead, they should
still play the Iron skilled game.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Of course.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
I'm so upset when they did away with the long
horns of Aggies game.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I know, well that's back, but it's I think it's
on Thanksgiving weekend this year like it always was. But
TCU and SMU people think against Dallas. But come on, man,
you can't take that away. That's too much of a
big tradition here.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
SMU stirred up quite the controversy bow over the weekend
pitting ponies against must Social media went crazy. Board of
Trustees chair David Miller said the phrase pony up had
died in natural death, hinting that the university would be
phrasing out the iconic rally cry ahead of the Friday

(10:14):
night screening of the new ESPN documentary Thunder on Resurgence
of the SMU Mustangs. SMU Athletics seems to have already
bid farewell to the rally cry.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
A pony up.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
Hashtag pony up hasn't been used by the SMU athletics
account since May. Instead, they are focusing on Go Mustangs. Now,
the university's live mascot, as you know, Shetland pony named Peruna.
That pony mascot has been around since nineteen thirty two.
SMU's most iconic pair of running backs, Eric Dickerson and
Craig James, were nicknamed the Pony Express back in nineteen

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eighty two. The athletics department even hosts an annual awards
event honoring it, student athletes called what the Pony Awards.
Real SMU get rid of the phrase pony up for
Go Mustangs, We'll just have to wait and see.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Well, Peruna has been the mascot since nineteen thirty two,
but it's not the same Peruna. Just you No.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
So in about three years, guys, we're going to be
watching the Olympics. It's going to go down in LA
and we're going to see officially as part of the program,
flag football. Yeah, first time time, all right, now, that's
going to be really cool. But that's three years from now.
On a local and more recent level, we have a
local college here in our backyard and they're going to
be the very first to introduce flag football on the

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NC Double A level. Check this out Earlier this year,
the University of Texas at Arlington announced a new women's
flag football program.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Yeah, it's going to be added as a varsity sport
in the spring of twenty twenty seven. It'll be Texas's
first such Division I program and one of only six
currently announced across the country. The pioneering speed of UTA
Mavericks football and giving women opportunities could be found nearly
fifty years earlier. All right, that spirit's been around a
long time. But when the school fielded its own traditional

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football team, well, they wanted to level things up, and
the football program lasted from fifty nine to eighty five,
and despite holding their own against local rivals TCU and
North Texas named North Texas State at the time, the
Mavericks struggled to stay afloat financially. So, however, if you're
looking for a possible legacy left behind, look no further

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than nineteen seventy four. This is when UTA was one
of the first to open its doors to women in
the football training.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Room, right here in our backyard. Very cool.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Now it's a half a century later, UT Arlington football
is coming back, and so are the lady athletes.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Only this time they're out on the field ready to
kick some man. Yeah, playing that flag football, looking forward
to it. I think it's cool that flag football is
going to be.

Speaker 8 (12:54):
And now it's fun to watch.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Now, if you thought there were a lot more long
field goals made in the first two weeks of the
NFL season, you're not alone. It could be about the balls,
not your personal balls.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh good.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Before this season, teams use special kicking footballs that players
did not have access to until game days. For this year,
teams received sixty kicking footballs for the season before the
start of training camp, and kickers were allowed to work
those footballs into the shape they want, you know, because
some of them like to make sure that they're a

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little softer down and they roll them around.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yes, well that move has paid off, as more made
field goals of fifty plus yards were made in Week
two than any week since the two thousand seasons.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Oh, whatever it takes, what takes.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
With their's season on the line, it really wasn't a
good time for Rangers pitcher Merrill Kelly to have his
worst outing of the season, especially against Houston's pitcher aj
Blue Ball aka Blue ball as the Rangers lost to
the Astros last night in Houston six to five. Down
six to nothing through four innings, the Rangers did eventually

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have a rally in them with four runs in the
eighth inning after Cody Freeman homer, but that rally only
served to raise hopes as the Rangers left the tying
and potential go ahead runners in scoring position. Rangers, who
have lost three straight, are three and a half games
behind Boston now for the American League's last postseason spot.
With ten games left to play, the Rangers will have

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to win today's game to win that silver boot, and
of course the luster of that goal has kind of
lost it shine since it doesn't look like we're gonna
make it. Tonight, the series wraps up in Houston with
Rangers right hander Jacob de Grom on the mound for
the Rangers against Houston's Christian Javier first pitch tonight seven
to ten, and you can watch that game on the
Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Well boy, done yet, ten games to go? That's right now.
This is the time of the year. If you've been
paying attention to the Bow and Them show, you know
that we're excited to see new Menuideamus pop up for
things like the State Fair of Texas. They were so
good to us recently, and also at Jerry World for
the new season, new food and new menu additions being

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offered at and T Stadium, Dallas Cowboy Games this year.
You're gonna see things on the menu like on a
low Ta Burger, Breno Pie Burger, the Rowdy Dogs, smoked
salmon blt. Hello, that sounds damn good.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
At State Farm Stadium in Arizona, home of the Arizona Cardinals,
you can buy, Oh man, are you ready for this?
The cotton candy burrito.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
Like diabetes don't sound good?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Just by the name, it is sugar overdose. You guys.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Here's what's in the cotton candy burrito. Cotton candy ice
cream with fruity pubbles, fruit loops, Marshmallows, Skittles, Mini em
and Ms, gummy bears and sprinkles for Christ.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
So why don't you ask your dentist for permission?

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (15:54):
Cotton candy, Yeah, I'm not even done yet.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Like all that ice cream and all those candies, they're
wrapped up in electric or bubblegum pink cotton candy.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Exter that does not sound good at all?

Speaker 7 (16:07):
You know, it premiered last year, but I guess it
was such a big seller they're going to have it
again this year.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, so sweat? Can I just have a milkshake or please?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
And uh, you know when when you skip rocks across
a lake, we call that skipping, Well, it's called skimming
in Scotland and the World Rock Skimming Championships have been rocketed.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
By a cheating scandal.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
How do you cheat it that?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Well?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
After several competitors were disqualified for tampering, more than twenty
two hundred people from twenty seven countries attended this year's
event in the tiny island of Esdale off the west
coast of Scotland. Real estate that the stones must come
from naturally occurring island slate. However, some were found to
have been ground into a suspiciously circular shape to help

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them bounce.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
It across the water.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Wow entrance choose their own stones, and judges use a
measuring device noted as the Ring of Truth to ensure
they are no bigger than three inches in diameter. Each
competitor has allowed three skips, and the stones must bounce
at least twice on the water before going under. But
there's always a few who don't follow the rules and

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grind their own stones into a shape that gives them
an unfair advantage.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
And that ain't fair.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Cool, it's crazy, look telling all right, The freaking fool File.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Next on the bowl and them shown keeping.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Dallas for Orst Classic Rock Lone Star Nights, Revid the
Home Washed Teave and coming up our first.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Round of asks, stuff questions from.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
The Aska Stuff Hotline stand by, We're gonna learn something
Now it's time for the freaking full file. Investigators in
Lake Buena Vista, Florida are on the hunt for a
sneaky thief in scuba gear. What sources say their suspect
swam underwater up to the Paddlefish restaurant at around midnight

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on Monday, stole thousands of dollars, put his scuba gear
back on, and swam away.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
How do you think he was it Navy seal?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
But the robber found the place to store his wet
suit and scuba gear before he got dressed in shorts
and a T shirt, walked into the office of the
manager where the knight's cash was being counted. When an
employee of the restaurant asked, can I help you, sir?
The robber said, as a matter of fact, you can,
pulled out his gun and told everybody to hit the floor.

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Employees were reportedly tied up, told to close their eyes,
and were gathered in the corner of the room while
the crime went down. How scary is that scuba criminals? Yes,
the hest of between ten thousand and twenty thousand dollars
is said to have taken less than two minutes. Then
the guy goes back out to where he's gordon his

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scuba gear, put it back.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
On, and slam, I think I've found my next career.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Man, Well you like to scuba diah, you could be
Robin restaurants.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
Like, let's get it now, We're gonna have police in
scuba gear looking for krima.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Cops looked like a life.

Speaker 8 (19:21):
Time I thought, let's stay with the floridiots.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
Florida woman arrested for driving the wrong way on the
interstate told cops that her husband was the one who
was driving the vehicle. Only one problem, she was the
only one in the car.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh Woods, Tampa.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
Police received to call about a wrong way driver on
I for a spotted a silver Toyota camera, speeding westbound
in the eastbound lanes at around sixty miles per hour.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
The driver, twenty four year.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
Old Christian Bell, refused to pull over, prompting a high
risk pursuit. In the process, she side swiped a police
cruiser before finally being brought to a stop with the PITMANU.
Now here's audio bow from police questioning her after they
stopped her.

Speaker 9 (20:06):
My husband's liking me.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
You home, You were driving home? No you were?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
You were just driving? No?

Speaker 9 (20:14):
No, no, I was riing. I was like in the
it was I was in the passenger seat.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Is there anyone else in that car?

Speaker 9 (20:23):
Okay, maybe not the specific nerror, but there was Like
me and my husband were in one car.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, he cannot.

Speaker 7 (20:32):
Police figured she was either high on drugs or drunk.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Probably a little boat.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
We've got the video up on the boat and them
show page at lone start ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Now.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
She eventually admitted to drinking at two bars and failed
to feel sobriety test shocker. Bell is charged with d
u I and fleeing police at a high speed.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
No, lord, lord, how can you say your husband was
driving when you're the only one call exactly what that
stuff does to your kids.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
The police are there to witness it.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Oh yes, oh yes, no no no, no, no, no,
my husband.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
All right, This next one is going to take us
to Cornell University campus in New York State.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
A couple of students there.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
Well, they deserve kind of a huzzah, and we're impressed
because they hunted and killed a one hundred and twenty pound.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Black bear last weekend.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
And that's not exactly what they have seasoned experience at either.
But they did have valid New York state hunting licenses.
They bagged the bear in an area where hunting is allowed.
They didn't do anything wrong, but dot dot What they
did next didn't quite sit well with some people, who
called the cops. The students brought the dead bear back
to the dorm on campus. They skinned it and butchered

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it in their dorm room.

Speaker 8 (21:46):
Oh oh man.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
Because who doesn't like a nice juicy bear burger or
a bear steak?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
You know, I don't say that partectly normal land healthy.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
A complaint was fined, prompting a police report, but according
to both Cornell and the New York Department of Environmental Conservation.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
He got involved.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
No laws were broken, the bear was hunted legally. The
students will not face charges. It's unclear if they will
face any disciplinary actions for gutting, skinning, and dressing a
dead bear in their campus dorm room.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
You don't feel dress a bear in your campus disgusting?

Speaker 8 (22:24):
Can you imagine the smell?

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Yeah, it's gonna get all over the place, and the
smell is going to permeate the room.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Man. Okay, guys, listen up.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Doctors are warning men about potential side effects that might
come with their desire to make their balls more attractive.
What guy wants to walk around with wrinkly, unattractive balls?

Speaker 8 (22:47):
What are people doing?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
The procedure is referred to as scrow talkshos. As you
might have guessed, it involves the injection of botox in
your scrotum.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Okay, that's when you lost me right there.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
Oh, the injection.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
There are three reasons men are opting for scrotalks procedure. First,
to reduce wrinkles increases to make the boys down below
appear smoother, because who doesn't want smoother looking like a
little balloon. Second, they're hoping to decrease the amount of
sweating going on down there. To offset issues like discomfort, irritation, chafing,
and or skin infection. And third, they say they hope

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to temporarily decrease the scrotal.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
Size or sag. Really shot you scrote them.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Although the procedure is generally considered safe assuming it's being
performed by a licensed professional, allergic reactions or dizziness might
occur afterwards. There's also a small chance that anna fixed
losses might occur, which means leads to urinary.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Or sexual mouth.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
Yeah hard pass right.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
We live your wrinkly, crinkly bags of skin alone. But
how do you justify that because you and your partner
are the only ones that are gonna see.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
Yeah, and I'm sure your partner is closing your eyes.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Oh yeah, I don't like that, rightly thinking, Okay, just
tell me what you want me to do.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I'll do that.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Hey, coming up next hour, the game you love to hate.
Choose your news, you guess the story that Bow made up,
and you're gonna win tickets to see Peter Frampton in concert.
Frampton coming to Texas Trust See Theater in Grand Prairie
October twenty first, And if you want to go, make
sure you're listening around seven fifty for Choose your News
right here on the Bow and them show on lone
Start ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Dallas FORZ Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
It is urgent that we get this information out there
and answer the questions from the Ask the Stuff hotline,
which you can call anytime.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Plink to four to seven you one, four eight, six,
six eighty six hundred. Are we ready, Annabelle?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
We are because I think I got this first one?
All right, yea, all right.

Speaker 10 (25:04):
One question is where does the same count?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
You can stop on a dime? Stop on a dime.

Speaker 8 (25:11):
That's a good question.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
A dime, meaning ten, is the smallest and thinnest us coin.
In metaphor, it signifies anything especially tiny or precise. Now,
when you're driving and mean to stop at a precise point,
not in a general area, you stop on a dime.

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It's also used to describe a car that can turn
on a dime, meaning that when you turn the wheel,
the car will go exactly where you wanted it to go.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
I ever thought of that that the dime was so thin.
That's why it stopped on a dime.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
That's that's what it says. When you look it up.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
Well, thank you both.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Well, when you say a car corners on rails, so
you do a real sharp turn.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah. Yeah, Okay, here's one for.

Speaker 11 (25:58):
You coming about to be because I know, like in
the sixties seventies, some dudes.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Would have the left ear ring only for you know,
this train can be where any because.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
We're both ear rings, both ears.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm talking about pirate days. But what does it actually mean? Oh,
I know what he's talking about.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yeah, So guys back in the day, like he was saying,
would typically only get one ear pierced, and a left
piercing meant you were straight, and a right one meant
that you were gay. At least that was what was believed.
So back in the seventies, if you had a right
left piercing, you were gay.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well, did you know the right ear was known as
the gay ear in lgbtqrs. Yes.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
So, But men may also pierce their left ear for cultural, spiritual,
or health reasons, both such as signifying masculinity, warding off evil,
or promoting well being according to ancient traditions.

Speaker 8 (26:57):
So there you have it. So the left ear was
more a straight.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Masculine yeah, to define which team you play?

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yeah, I think the first time I saw a grown
man wearing earrings on both sides Vivian Campbell.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
In do oh really yeah, both sides.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
He kind of walked by on the other side of
a table. I'm like, damn, he's got two of them
hoops going on.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Man? I remember back when the hippie thing was first starting,
when I was a kid and I went to North
Park and there's a guy with two huge, I mean
basketball size hoop earrings.

Speaker 7 (27:32):
How about the holes in their ears?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Stretch you stretch them out the size of a donut. No,
come on, y'all, stop stop missing with your body like that. Okay,
here's one and I know you've got this one. Check
this out. My question is, what is the longest recorded
rock and roll song of history?

Speaker 8 (27:53):
Love you guys, Love you back.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Can I take a guess? Yeah? Thick as a Brick
by Jethro toe that it is the.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Longest rock song ever recorded. Jeffro tolls Thick is a
Brick from nineteen seventy two. It runs for approximately forty
three minutes and fifty second spills both sides of its
original album. However, the term rock song is debatable, as
longer pieces exist in experimental and progressive rock genres, such

(28:22):
as the one hundred and fourteen minute list cycled bit Thanatos,
but Christian Vander for the thirty three hour Honest Wave
Experiment Number thirty three.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
I got time to listen to something that long. Well, no,
because a brick is an entire album.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
It's one song, it's a whole album, both sides.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Now, I saw jethro Toe when that album was out,
and they came out and they played the whole thick
is a brick? Awesome, And at the end, Ian Anderson says,
for our next number, damn awesome. Okay, moving right along,
Speaking of albums.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
When the band does a song that they wrote and
they're getting the royal fief and then twenty five thirty
years later, another band comes and does a remake of
that song, does the second band get the royal fief
or does the royal fief split or something?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
No? No, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
The royalties actually go to the person that wrote the
song and not the person performing the song. Yeah, because
he has the rights to the song that he or
she wrote, which is.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
Why Dolly Parton made so much money When Whitney Houston
recorded I will always love you.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Oh. She made millions because she wrote the song.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
Elvis Presley actually wanted to sing one of Dolly Parton's songs,
but he wanted to take writing credit, and she said no.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Good Oh man, I.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Was one of your fans before, but I'm not anymore.
Low shar ninety two five. Blue Oyster Cult. They are
coming to town, yes on Saturday, December thirteenth, at the
Longhorn ball Row Rise, which should be a great place
to see a band like Blue Oyster.

Speaker 8 (30:08):
And it's a Friday, so we could stay.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Saturday Saturday weekend. It's also December thirteenth, which means we
might already be on vacation because we got all this
vacation time accrued up all the whole year, because what
we've only taken a week off.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Really that's true.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Okay, all right, anybody got any email questions here?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Not a couple for you.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
But so Roman emailed me from his Gmail account, Roman
numeral A, and his question was, you know a lot
of people say that Trump should be nominated for the
Nobel Peace Prize, and my question is is it true
that Hitler was once nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize,
which sounds outrageous, right, Well.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Guess what he was. It's true.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
Adolf Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in
nineteen thirty nine, but the nomination was intended as a
sarcastic protest.

Speaker 8 (31:05):
And was quickly withdrawn.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
Swedish parliament member EGC brand a very vocal anti fascist,
nominated Hitler to.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Criticize the process.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Since British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain had been nominated in
nineteen thirty eight and his policy of appeasement towards Hitler,
Brandt saw as rewarding Hitler for his aggression. And it
is also noteworthy by the way that Hitler was a
huge opponent of the Nobel Prizes. After the nineteen thirty

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five prize was awarded to a German pacifist. Hitler hated
Hitler then forbade all Germans from accepting.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
A Nobel Prize.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, because when I think of peace, I think of
Adolph hit Well.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
Oh yeah, exactly. It was just a sarcastic protest.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I guess oh soo.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
Lee Roberts email saying that.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
He knows a lot of people that bought Powerball tickets
when that jackpot was like a billion dollars. So he
was wondering how much the appriage American spends on buying
lottery tickets.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Good question.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
The average American spends three hundred and twenty dollars a
year on lottery tickets. And that's according to the personal
finance site lending Tree. In case you were wondering, Massachusetts
residents spend the most, a whopping nine hundred and fifteen
dollars per person a year, while people in North Dakota,
I guess they don't need the money. They only spend

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fifty dollars a year on lottery ticket.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Well that's because there's nothing to buy. Coda, you want
to buy this rock? Sure, there you have it. I
got the money. Okay. Here's another probing question for us.
Where does the term sick as a dog come from?
Love you guys, wait for the answer, love you back, okay.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Sick as a dog, of course, means being very ill,
especially from a stomach malady. For example, I don't know
what was in that stew, but I was sick as
a dog all night long.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
This saying was first recorded in seventeen oh five.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
WHOA must have been a lot.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Of sick canines walking around. At that time, cats, rats, parrots,
and horses were used first before the word dogs were used. Cat. Yes,
big as a cat, big as a parrot. I don't
understand that dog is better.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I think so too.

Speaker 7 (33:22):
Yeah, had you clean up after a dog after he
got sick?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, that's a rough one.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Six is a dog? Also a great Aerosmith song. Oh
that's right, yeah, way back in their cocing Heroin days exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Okay, here's one for you.

Speaker 10 (33:35):
You know, I watch all the Paul Shop shows. You know,
sometimes they make some really big deals. I just wonder
you got like anything up into the thousands. If they
pay cash or they just cut them a chick you have,
they get like one hundred thousand or something. He won't
grab wund that much, ca so hope hear it on
the radio.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Okay, so how does that work?

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Pawn shops primarily paying cash for high priced items. This
is their standard practice for both purchasing items outright and
for providing loans. However, for very large transactions, a pawnshop
may offer alternatives like a check or electronic transfer, but
this is not the norm. Keep in mind that pawnshops
will give you cash for an item. Worth thousands of dollars.

(34:18):
But this is typically structured as a loan to you
where you use the item as collateral, not as an
outright sale.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
Right, So there you go.

Speaker 7 (34:28):
Well, and they only loan you about twenty five to
sixty percent of that item's resale value.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
So if you have one hundred thousand dollars item, you're
not going to get one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah, they're always trying to low ball you any oh yeah, yep,
all right, Coming up next, we're going to learn something
another installmentive did you know? Next on the Bow and
Them Shelf, hang on and learn, Yeah, especially with a
Hooker loan.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Coming up, we're gonna play you your news for Peter
Framseen Dagas Manal.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
It is time for the educational part of the show.
Listen and learn. It's time for did you know? All right?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Now, I don't see how this can be and I
may need a little help with this one, Annabelle.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
All right, did you know?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
The fax machine was invented the same year people were
traveling on the Oregon Trail That would be eighteen forty three.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
How could they have a fax machine? In eighteen forty three.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
So Alexander Bain patented the first rudimentary fax machine in
eighteen forty three, bow the same year of the Oregon Trail.
This mechanical device transmitted images over telegraph lines. Significant technological advancement.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Oh yeah, back then that was a big deal.

Speaker 8 (35:52):
Absolutely, So it's true.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Did you know sour patch kids are called very bad
kids in France.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
We don't want nothing to do with the Keep them
shook out.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Did you know that lemons float in water and limes sink.
A lemon will generally float, while the lime will sink
in water because of the lemons overall density is less
than water, while the limes is greater. That's why the
limes sink in the lemons, I.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
Wish I had a lemon and the limes of test out.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Well, there's Kroger right down the road.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
The difference is due to the lemon having a thicker,
more porous rine filled with their pockets that reduce its
overall density, whereas the limes denser, rind and flesh cause
it to have higher specific gravity than water.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Okay, that's the reason.

Speaker 8 (36:45):
All right, Well that would make sense.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Did you know in the nineteen nineties, Steve Comosaur of California.
Comosaw began putting ads in national magazines selling solar power
dryers for forty nine to ninety five. It was advertised
as a scientifically proven space age method of drying clothes

(37:09):
using the power of the sun. Well Customers would then
receive a clothesline in the mail. Many people argued Comasar
did not scam the customers, since the product did indeed
do everything it was advertised to do, but the authorities
didn't agree, and they shut down his.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Business funny order.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
The good news, though, was that he kept the nearly
two million dollars he received from people who purchased his
solar powered clothes dry sucker board.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Everything that's right.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Did you know there is one volcano in the world
that doesn't have red or orange lava? Now, the lava
from the Kawhi Dan volcano in Indonesia.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Is bright blue, cool blue lava. Oh wow, don't touch that.
Oh is that the milt and candid bar? How radioactive?
Did you know?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
There are at least twenty five student athletes in America
whose parents named them ESPN No they did, yes, yes, yes.
The highest profile one might be a Bowling Green University
linebacker named Gideon Espn lam prompt. He pronounces it espin

(38:29):
espen espn. Come on, you ain't fooling no bottle.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Man, parents, Please don't do that.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Did you know the two actors from Better Call Saul
appear in both Spinal Tap movies, Michael McKeon and.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Ed Bagley June.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
It is in a flashback in the new movie, like
he was in a flashback the first time he played
one of the drummers that blew up.

Speaker 8 (38:51):
He just celebrated a birthday this week too.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Did you know there are two songs in history that
spent ten weeks at number two on the Billboard chart
without ever making it to number one, Waiting for a
Girl Like You by Foreigner in eighty one and eighty
two and work It by Missy Elliott in two thousand
and two and two thousand.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
And three never made it to number one.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Nope, nope non.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Did you know the only major building in Tokyo that
Godzilla has never destroyed in a movie is the Imperial Palace,
and that was because it was out of respect for
the Emperor him.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
In that suite. Thank you, Godzilla.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
It's a movie.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
Okay, every other japan building Godzilla has messed it up
at some point except the Imperial Palace.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Wow, I guess you gotta have standards sometime. Did you
know one of the reasons the World Wildlife Fund went
with a panda bear for their logo is because it's
black and white and that saves money on printing costs
you to put.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
Oh that's hysterical, we'll get on them.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Did you know that people are more likely to donate
to hurricane relief efforts if their name starts with the
same letter as the name of the hurricane.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Come on, y'all stupid.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Did you know sixty two and a half percent of
Starbucks stores have another one within one mile? Oh yeah,
I believe that the average store has three point six
other stores within one mile. And did you know there's
a city in Alaska called Demon Deed that is just
two point four miles away from Russia? Oh day, I

(40:36):
would be real nervous if I live there, especially now.
Exactly all right, we're gonna play Choose your due for
Frampton tickets coming out here.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
If you're listening to the Bow and Them show.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
That's how we live life in the past.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Lane of course, we have to slow down every once
in a while.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Clerk, we hated union and we're scared of the police.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Samn, right, Okay, I have some tickets to go see
Peter Frampton. That is Tuesday, October twenty first Texas Trustee
Youth Theater in Grand Prairie. And if you want to
go for free, you gotta.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Shoes your news.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
All right, I'll explain it again. Here's how the contest works.
I have four headlines here. Three of them are actual
headlines from past issues of the Weekly World News. One
is a lie. I just made it up myself. You
find the fake headline, you win the Peter Frampton tickets.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
And there is a theme.

Speaker 8 (41:33):
Yes, say what is it?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Well?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Because football season is in full swing now, it's football, okay?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Is the theme for today? It's all about football? Okay?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven,
that's the number to call?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Which one is the fake headline? Is it? Headline? Number one?
Football widows revenge.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
She forces her lazy husband to watch his favorite team
lose over and over again. I worked twelve hours a
day at a bottling plant while he sits on his
fat ass all day watching football.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
She says fed up wife ties him.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
To his chair and makes him watch a recording of
his team losing the Super Bowl for thirty bladder busting hours.
A Cowboys fan, she fixed the VCR so it would
show the nineteen eighty four Super Bowl over and over
to make him watch his famed Redskins.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Love.

Speaker 8 (42:27):
Okay, well, then that's not so bad?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Or headline number two?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Doctor said she would have never worked again when she
broke her hip. Now eighty eight year old granny kicks
forty yard field goals.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I knew these fool doctors were wrong, and I were
determined to prove it, says woman who took up jogging
to get into shape and now routinely kicks the uprights
from the far away as forty seven yards. She's as
good as any kicker in the NFL, says her proud grandson,
who holds the tea for her when she kicked. Or

(43:01):
is it a headline number three? Nineteen thirteen football team
buried in formation, tombstones arranged and the old single wing
made them unbeatable. The last member of powerful semi pro
football team that barnstorm around the country in the early
twentieth century has been buried in the formation that they

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used constantly to win game after game. Back in their heyday,
they were the four runners of today's NFL, but World
War One cut their careers short.

Speaker 8 (43:31):
I want to go to that cemetery or is it
a headline?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Number wore college football player Murder's teammate in order to
get his starting job.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Oh no, he was better than him and he knew it.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Amhurst College recruit knew his rival player at his position
would make him sit on the bench the whole season,
so he pushes him from high science building on campus.
This is more than just poor sportsmanship. This is murder
in the first degree. As investigating office, it's horrible, Hey Cay,

(44:04):
which one is the fake? Headline? Is headline or one?
Football widow's revenge? She forces her lazy husband to watch
his favorite team lose over and over again.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Number two.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Doctors said she would never walk again, but she broke
her hip and now eighty eight year old granny kicks
forty yard field goals. Girl Number number three nineteen thirteen
football team buried in the formation arranged in the old
single wing that made them unbeatable. Our number four college
football player Murder's teammate in order to get his starting job.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
He was better than him and he knew it.

Speaker 8 (44:37):
Man, they're all so good.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
This is that your final answer? Wrong answer? Uh, that's another.
Would you like to see with the fake headline?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Did you make us right here? That's the one I
made up from the brain of bow Well juice.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
So maybe I'll get a grand.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
Have that natural theme ready to go justin case.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh, I was going to play it anyway.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
In honor of Robert Redford Bonham show, which one do
you think is the fake headline?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Number three?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Number three nineteen thirteen football team buried in formation Tombstone's
arranged in the old single wing that made them unbeatable.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
No, that is a real headline.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
Sorry, that was in the Weekly World News.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yes it is, and they couldn't print it if they
weren't sure, right bone them show? Okay, which one do
you think is the fake headline?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Dellow?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Number two doctor said she would never walk again when
she broke her hips. Now eighty eight year old granny
kicks forty yard field goals.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
No, that is a real headline.

Speaker 8 (45:49):
So sorry, that was my guest.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
So looky, looky, looky, we're down to the last two.
Oh is the fake headline headline number one football with revenge?
She forces her lazy husband to watch his favorite team
lose over and over again. Or is it headline number four?
College football player murders teammate in order to get his
starting job.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
He was better than him and he knew it.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
All right, let's go to the phones.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Okay, all right, come on, I'm taking a deep breath.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
It's either one or four. It's either one or four. Okay,
on them show, Okay. Which is the fake headline? Headline
number one or headline number four?

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Number four?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Number four college football player murders teammate.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Oh, son of a bit.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
Yeah, but you win, Yeah, you win.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yes, I'm gonna play the natural even though I didn't
get a Grand Slam.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
It's an honor of Robert Redford.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Roy Hobbs himself. Okay, first of all, who is this.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
You were speaking with?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Abel? Abel?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Well, he was able, Yeah, house kine doing. Oh that's right,
he killed it. Okay, no wonder, he got it right, right, Okay, Abell,
hang on just a minute. We'll hook you up with
your tickets.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Okay. Oh you right, I.

Speaker 8 (47:08):
Was close, Yes, you were so close.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
No cigars coming.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Up next to our bo and I are going to
open up that lone Star ticket window and give away
a family four pack of tickets to fort Worth Octoberfest,
happening at Trinity Park in Fort Worth next weekend. And
if you want to go, be listening around eight forty
for your chance to win right here on Dallas for
Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Well, anyway you want it, you're gonna get it. Yeah,
because traffic is.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Tied up out there right now, And of course there's
always the woman that smells of cheap perfume and patent leather. Yes,
it's time for the mistress of the highways and the byways.
It's time for traffic and bonding with the water. I
like Lynda, Good morning, my little submissive.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Oh my, you both have healed up so nicely from
my last lashing. I will definitely need to do something
about that. Let's whip you boys into Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I'm damn sobo.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
What it's Addison Octoberfest this weekend? And you know what
they say, it's not Octoberfest until the.

Speaker 8 (48:26):
Sausage comes house. Let me get a handle on that.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Hurt you.

Speaker 8 (48:35):
I'm meant to hurt you.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Of course.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
By the way, in honor of Octoberfest, I've learned a
new German phrase, sis ghizie. Yes, it means slappable face.
The one for you and one for you. Damn you
and Aho have very slappable faces.

Speaker 8 (48:58):
All right, let's check that drive right now.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
As you merge onto the bush and Carrollton, get ready
for some slowdowns. People are definitely taking their time on
the bush. Should in Frisco right now on the sam Rugburn.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Tole Rayburn mistress silence.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Oh, show you something that burns both spot.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Oh no, yes, parly arm.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Out.

Speaker 8 (49:29):
I just branded you with my brand l L for
Linda Las.

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Time in the Mid Cities on one eighty three way
traffic is bumper to bumper because someone got reared that
bumper is hurt and that reminds me bo. Do you
know what my favorite rental car company is?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Which one hurts?

Speaker 8 (49:55):
Rental car? Does this hurt? The change I got to
change games.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
For a everyone hope you're driving to work is oh
so painful.

Speaker 8 (50:10):
Now I'm the de lash with your traffic and bundy.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Well, the large of a body, God help us all
when it comes around.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
When you're listening to the bow and Thumb show.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, it's probably creditors chasing lone Start ninety two five.
We told you at the beginning of the show that
it's International Country Music Day.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Hell yeah, So that means we got to hear from
you know who.

Speaker 11 (50:42):
You know him, you love him, you can't get I
love him. He's the world's greatest country music singer.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I got him tears and my ears from lean old
by a ging bed while I cry over it.

Speaker 11 (50:56):
You've heard him roll the stones, You've heard him get
the lan out, You've heard turned Fink. Now get ready
as berdand Ashton sings Berda Ashton.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I got in last night at two wheel a tin bud,
woke up and tim wheel a ten.

Speaker 11 (51:13):
That's right, it's the best of Bernd Hashton himself. Listen
to what all you got on this fantastic collection.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
If I had shot you in the head what I
wanted to, I'd be out of jail by now.

Speaker 11 (51:28):
Yes, all his greatest diats are here on this one
great collection.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Listen to what else you got?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Darling gets your tongue and out of my mouth, Coach,
I'm trying to kiss you good bye.

Speaker 11 (51:40):
You'll get all You're soon to be Berdan Ashton's favorites
like if I can't be number one in your life,
the number two on you. I can't get over you,
so why don't you get under me? I like you
better before I knew you so well I keep forgetting.
I forgot about you. Your loving is the same for
this right on my heart. I miss you, Darling, but
my aam's getting better. You're the reason our kids are
so ugg We hain't many many more.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Many many more, many many more.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
Yes, that one's here too, Plus this great bird, that ballad.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
I bought a car from a guy who stole you
from my arms. But the car.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Don't run, so we got an even deal.

Speaker 11 (52:15):
Plus if you act now an order before midnight tonight,
go get these special unreleased Bernad Ashton classics.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Darling gets your biscuits and the oven. Get your buds
in the bed because I'll marry you tomorrow. So let's
honey moon tonight.

Speaker 11 (52:31):
Bird in Ashton sings Berda in Ashton. I mean black
western wear stores, feed stores, liquor stores and wherever red
better beach, not you in Tobacco, horse of us, all dead.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Red ball in your body except for miles.

Speaker 11 (52:47):
The collection you simply must have berd in Ashton sings
Berda in Ashton.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
Get yours today?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
There sings bird in Ashton on International country.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Right.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Anyone going to Billy Bob's Saturday Night celebrated with me.
I'm going to see a cat named Charles Wesley Godwin
out the Saturday Night.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
To him, he is super all right, ask the stuff, Dave.
We've got a couple of questions here.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
I got to ask you question. All right, Let's have.

Speaker 8 (53:16):
It on game shows like Prices, Rite and stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
When they win a new car. Uh huh uh what
do they have to pay to get the car? Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
They have to pay tax, title, and license. It ain't
nothing absolutely free. You got to pay something to take
that car home.

Speaker 8 (53:31):
And a lot of people don't realize that.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Yeah. And a lot of people just take the car
and they sell it. Yep, Okay, thanks. All you had
to do was ask what we're here for? Hello, both
of them? Shoe what you got?

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Good morning?

Speaker 6 (53:45):
I got a question for your but this morning, Hi,
I was wondering not that I drank, because I got
the term.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Happy hour come from.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Hmm, well you certainly get happy if you drink enough.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Well, I know I'm also happy if I smoking that now.
The term happy hour originated with the US Navy in
the early twentieth century as a scheduled period of entertainment
for the sailors, such as boxing, movies, music, and then
it evolved into drinking and food.

Speaker 10 (54:19):
Oh yeah, well you would have thought they would have
started drinking before they started boxing.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Yeah, and they started drinking before they ate something to
sober up. Oh heck.

Speaker 12 (54:30):
Yeah, guys.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I appreciate you, well, we appreciate you listening. Thank you, Bert.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Kindly, y'all have a wonderful day.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
All we aim to try and absolute questions. Okay, this
poor lady is broken hearted?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Happened?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Jane Fonda Oh Yes, honored her longtime friend and frequent
co star Robert Redford following the news that the actor
and director died yesterday at the age of eighty nine.
She says, it hit me hard this morning when I
read that Bob was gone.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
That's what she called him.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I can't stop crying, said Jane Fonda, who's eighty seven,
in a statement ob tained by today dot Com. Redford
and Fonda appeared together in the nineteen sixty six drama
The Chase.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
The following year, they made movie.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Magic in the classic nineteen sixty seven rheumatic comedy Barefoot
in the Park, great movie, playing mismatch newlywed, the two
teamed up to play lovers again in the nineteen seventy
nine Western romance The Electric Horseman, which also starred Willie Nelson.
It was during promotional interviews for that film that Fonda

(55:36):
revealed that she had quote been in love with Robert Redford.
When Fonda appeared on Today in September twenty seventeen, she
described reuniting on screen with Redford was like two hands
slipping back into comfortable gloves. She is totally devastated. I
really feel bad.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
I saw that movie, the last one that they made together,
from twenty seventeen, that you were talking about our souls
at night.

Speaker 8 (55:59):
I saw it on Netflix last night. Oh Man, very good.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
Hey in a uniform again and now behind a fort
Worth Police badge. Chief Eddie Garcia gauld Yesterday's milestone a
brand new chapter of his calling dozens of fort Worth
police listening and as their new chief was sworn in,
valuing his department's presence will mean accountability for criminals, Garcia said,
we will be visible, We will be prepared, and we

(56:23):
will relentlessly protect this city from those who threaten it safety.
He went on to say he's already reached out to
criminologists to evaluate fort Worth crime, and he plans to
tap on current leadership, including one of his fellow chief finalists,
Robert Aldridge, who came to support the new leader last
night in Fort Worth.

Speaker 8 (56:44):
All right, yeah, best of luck to you. You did
a great job in Dallas.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Did it before, you can do it again. Yep.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
Also going on right here in our North Texas backyard,
there's a group of unwanted neighbors in the city of Godly's.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Next to Creame.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
No, no, wait, it's close to Kleeburn, Godly, next to Cleeburn.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Godl Creem. If you're a Tennessee c fan, you got
the joke.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
Crap anyway, Video after video from neighbors in the Star
Ranch subdivision in Godly, Texas show.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
A pack of wild dogs roaming through.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
The streets scary and their driveways or on front porches.
If you have pets, let outside in the backyard. Keep
your eye on them while they're out. Oh yeah, it's
started as night crawls. Over the months has turned into
daytime dog pack prowls.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Oh stop it.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
Yeah, maybe as many as forty at a time. They're
not the kind of dogs you want to try and
pet either. There's also a bunch of coyotes running around
in Arlington too, So there you go.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
You're all dog gone caught.

Speaker 8 (57:41):
People Magazine those dogs godly pack of OG's scary.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
That's a bunch of wild ass mean dog Yeah, because
dogs that are feral aren't dogs that are real friendly,
and if you try to get friendly with them, you'll
probably go to the hospital. Okay, h coming up, we
have a family four bank of tickets to the Fort
Worth october Fest coming up. On the ball of them, Joel,
we see hoh some sugar on man and link it

(58:11):
off lo start ninety two to five. You know it
is askus Stuff Day. And we actually had a question
about that song right there.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Yeah, we got an email from a rascual in good
standing nasty whether or not def Leppard were time travelers
since they mentioned a red iPhone and pour some sugar
on me this song, don't. So the song comes out
in nineteen eighty seven, right way before the first iPhone
was sold in two thousand and seven. So he says
that the song mentions iPhones.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Well, let's see. Let me play the clip he's talking.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
About, get it Read up okay, red iPhone?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
What it sounds like?

Speaker 7 (58:54):
He says, it's a misheard lyrics, garbled lyric. Yeah, it
says love you like bomb baby, come on, get it on,
living like a lover with a radar phone?

Speaker 8 (59:04):
Is the lyrics ar phone not red iPhone?

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Wait, let me hear this again. Read up okay.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Now that I know he's saying radar phone, it still
sounds like red eye.

Speaker 7 (59:18):
Oh, radar phone. Now remember they have British accents.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
Oh course, far you go, there you go.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Oh, for God's sake, Okay, coming up tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
It's fun with music.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
You got to mash up for it.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Oh, I gotta mash up for your ass. It's really stupid,
which you know you kind of expect from this show.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
That's why I look forward to it.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
You look forward to the stupid stuff on this show
because you won't be disappointed.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
You know, we aren't the only ones opening up the
lone star ticket window today. Jeff k is gonna open
it up this afternoon around four thirty five, right after
he wraps up an hour of NonStop classic Rock for
your workday. Jeff's gonna give away a family court pack
of tickets to the Rangers versus Miami game this Sunday
at Globely Field. That's This Afternoon with jeffk right here
on Dallas fort Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Dallas for Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five
loves the Battlefield And you're listening to a guy with
a lot of battlescar, Oh bless, you're hard POSI. Well,
we're getting closer to Friday. Let's talk time wasters today.
What do you say?

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
Time wasters Brought to you by Good Guys Cars Show
thirty second Summit Racing lone Star National September twenty sixth
through the twenty eighth at Texas Motor Speedway.

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
So back in June.

Speaker 7 (01:00:39):
We told everyone that Dave Mason was forced to cancel
his US tour due to health issues. Remember he was
going to play thirty eight with thirty eight Special. Yes, yeah, Well,
yesterday the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer announced officially
that he was retiring from touring all together all day
because of his declining health. Here's Dave Mason back in
March talking about his health issues.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
It was touch and.

Speaker 12 (01:01:02):
Go there for a while. So I am stepped out
of the coffin to come back one more time, and
I had some surgery on my vocal cord because there
was a swelling somewhere in the surgery or he was thinking,
was that I got sepsis, So yeah, I was, I

(01:01:23):
guess pretty close to checking out. Literally. It was in
the hospital for about nine days and was still recovering.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
I remember we had Dave Mason on the show one
time and he just talked about like what we were
wanting to talk about.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
Yeah, and he's, you know, a good guy, right, Yeah,
he is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
And I hate to see him that he's not touring
because of his health.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
You know, last year in September he was going to
play longhornball Room and then he had that heart valve
replacement and had a lengthy hospitalization.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I tried to get him to say he's feeling all right.
I kept saying, Dave, how are you feeling? Okay, say it, Dave. Yeah,
he said, Okay, I'm feeling all right, thanks Dave.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
Well, apparently he's not feeling all right now. Both events
caused him to cancel numerous dates the heart valel surgery
and that infection that he mentioned. However, he has not
retired from working. He's got an upcoming children's book and
he's also working on an album as well.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I always and I told Dave Mason that his solo
album Alone Together is one of the best solo albums
of all time.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
I don't think I've heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
If you ever hear, listen to the whole album.

Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Joe Banamasa, who was mentored by the great B. B.
King when he was only twelve years old, has curated
a thirty two song all star tribute album to the
blues legend B. B. King's Blue Summit one hundred schedule
to be released February six, twenty twenty six, via KTBA Records,
and it includes contributions from Buddy Guy, Kep Mote, Slash,

(01:03:01):
Paul Rogers, Michael McDonald, many many more. Check out the
teaser for that album up on our page. And Ringo
Star posted a three minute highlight reel from the rehearsals
and the first three shows of his All Star Bands
Fall tour. We have that highlight reel up on our page.
He kicks off the first of six shows at the
Venetian in Las Vegas tonight and.

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
Chrissy hind of the Pretenders.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
Well, she shared another track from her new album, Chrissy
Hin and Pal's Duet Special.

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
That album's going to be out October seventeenth.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
You can check out the cover of Me and Missus
Jones done by Chrissy and Ka d Lang.

Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
Really yeah, it's a very smoky version of it. Finally,
it wasn't Me.

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
A twenty four year old woman in Tampa got arrested
for drunk driving after she drove the wrong way on
the Interstate and side swiped a cop car. She tried
to claim that her husband was driving the car, but
guess what, he wasn't in the car with.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah, this is from the Freaking Fool five.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
And here's a little bit of the audio of police
talking to her.

Speaker 9 (01:04:06):
My husband's walking the earth. Are you be home?

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
You were driving home?

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
No? You were? You were just driving?

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:04:15):
No, no, I was driving. I was like in the
it was I was in the passenger seat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Is there anywhere else in our car?

Speaker 9 (01:04:23):
Okay, maybe not that there was, Like me and my
husband were in one car.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Aren't drunk people fun?

Speaker 8 (01:04:32):
Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
She's lucky that no one was seriously injured. Check out
the story in the video on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two five dot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Com Dallas Fars Classic Rock lone star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Did I ever tell you the story?

Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
Which story?

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Uh Ian Ashbury from the Cult? Yeah, he came into town.
Remember where the old hard Rock Cafe used to, Yeah,
Baptist Church on McKinney. He got so tore up drunk,
and they're keep in mind, we're upstairs and there's a
bunch of people downstairs trying to have a nice meal.
He goes over and he throws up over the side

(01:05:13):
the upstairs. I don't know, but I was afraid to
look because I'm sure somebody wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Come kick somebody's ass over there.

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
Right on somebody's French fries and kicking sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I think you should have paid for everybody's meal. But
I agree, Well, I know, but I like to tell
you these things.

Speaker 8 (01:05:32):
I love that building.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
I'm so sad that they tore it down because there's
an old Baptist church and then they turned it into
the hard Rock Cafe. Lenny Kravitz, we did a private
show with Lenny Kravitz there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
That's one of the places I interviewed BB King.

Speaker 8 (01:05:44):
At Tears for Fears did a private show with Tears
for Fears.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Fact our band played there. We opened for trace Ombres
the Zazi.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Yeah, that was God. That was forever.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
The upstairs in that old building was called the Cheese
Rooms and we did a performance up there with a
pianist named Torri Amos and she was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Oh I know her tous, Oh my god, what is
she was?

Speaker 8 (01:06:10):
A married challenge?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I know she was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
I'm sure people make fun of my name, but I
don't care.

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
They mess up your name.

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
It's not as bad as Okay, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Coming up next is our after show, decompression Zessien.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
What we gonna talk about we don't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
But if you want to stick around and listen to
the train wreck, feel free.

Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
We'll talk about our teams meeting that we're gonna have
at ten to fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Yeah, oh boy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Okay, So tomorrow is fun with music Day and I
gotta mash up. I don't think i've played for you yet. Okay,
I've actually had it for a while. I just haven't
played it yet for you.

Speaker 8 (01:06:56):
There you go, wacky with the songs you mashed up together. Well,
you'll just have to wait and see watch seven ten
around seven ten tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Okay, so we'll see on the after show, and as
I say, we'll see on the show. Enough show tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Fun with music day, all right, all right though, so
keep it between the ditches, y'all. Bye bye,