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(00:00):
It's the after show decompression session doingwhat they do best, flapping their gums.
Well, all right and we're back. Sound like Jim Dandy from Black
All right, love the shirt representingyour alma modern Tiger? Right? Yeah?
(00:22):
Boy? What was a Corsicana cheer? Do you remember? Kill them?
Mother? I got, But that'swhat you would say on the field,
That's what we said. I don't. Oh two four six eight and
let's go Tiger. You know,the old same high school ship that even
pro teams use. Now yeah,yeah, come on, man, Well,
(00:47):
Corsicana was looking good when I drovethrough on Friday. It was mellow
there. But you caught him ona good day then, huh. I
guess so. Red Oak was alittle intense and busy in traffic Corsicana.
We were you being punished for thirtyfive east southbound heading down towards all That's
right, you're going down toward thebeach on last Friday. I did.
But you never really go through Corsicana. You go through walks of Hachi.
(01:10):
Yeah, well it's said on thesigns. Well that's where you turned to
go to Corsicana to go over toforty five which is what goes through course,
man, Because if you went throughCorsicana, you went a long way
around. I wonder it took himso long to give it. I know
you went through Wauksahachi. They havea sign that tells you to which way
to go to Corsa. Okay,well that's what I saw. Yeah,
(01:33):
Wauksa Hatchie was one of our bigrivals in football. Them in Innis.
Yeah, Walksa Hatchie Indians and theInnis Lions of Navarro County. I guess
yeah, I think it's all NavaraCounty. I don't know. I don't
keep up with counties. I justknow where I have to go to live.
And you were the Tigers and youwere on the football team for how
long? I quit my sophomore year, man, I said, funk this,
(01:57):
you'd had enough by the tenth gradehome. Well, I lost my
starting job and I was pissed off, and I said, I'm just gonna
go get high with my friends,y'all. Kiff my a. That is
what made me think of telling youguys that I passed through there, because
when I went on thirty five EastSouth and saw the Course of Cana sign,
The next thing I saw on theside of the road was some storefronts
pot shop right there smoke well deltadelta eight, which is the legal thhc
(02:24):
uh selling all that stuff right afterthe course of Cana sign. So of
course I thought of you, Hey, Abbott, why don't you just go
ahead and pull your head out ofyour ass and make it legal because you
can tax it and make a shitloadof money for the state of Texas.
But he's too dumb to figure thatout. Oh Governor Abbit, I thought
you were like Abbott and Costello,Hey Dick, the rollers and joint Hazon
(02:46):
first archier. As we say,when I was in high school, our
cheer, because we were in SouthTexas, very Hispanic population, was we
(03:08):
were the Bobcats and our cheer wasBoka chia chi Chiao ra ra sexy.
I like that. Boca chia bocais your mouth yells. So your mouth
yells is you know, onward andupward the cats cats Chica where SpaceX is.
(03:35):
That's it's a no. Chica isa small mouth. Well, why
do you have to even mention mouthwhen you're gonna be yelling. Everybody knows
you're going to use your mouth,not everybody. Some people yell out their
butt, they do, and someare real good at it too. Right
(03:58):
in the butt. I suppose weought to explain to people who missed what
we were listening to this morning theWheel of Fortune guy who made a really
wrong and embarrassing guests on the show, and he guessed the phrase was right
in the butt, And that's whyyou keep hearing Anna and I say right
in the butt, well right outof the bot all morning long. It
was supposed to say this is thebest, but this guy, well,
I'll play it for you here,solve it tomorrows right in the butt?
(04:31):
No, no, right in thebutt. Do you remember the Newlywed game
when they had that big blo ohyeah, where it was in the butt?
Where was? Where is the mostamazing or most unusual places you ever
made love? And she says inthe butt? Because that would be the
butt, Bob, that would bethe butt in the But that's why that
(04:56):
clip is so funny, because itreminded me of the Newlywed. Let's see
mister u Bank's up the fudge tunnel. I guess we had to slap those
two together into one thing. Huhin the but that's not the same as
right in the boat, right inthe butt. What was he thinking of?
I don't know, he bo.I know you're feeling better. I
know your legs are getting stronger,but I'm wiped the hell out just from
(05:19):
four days of excitement of having youback. Are you holding up? Okay?
Yeah, I'm good. I'm okay. We'll sit three days because Monday
was a holiday. I actually gothere before Bow this morning, but just
slightly. How did you do?I was surprised. I was like,
where's both? Where's bo? Istarted getting worried, and then it's like,
oh, he's here. It doesn'thurt your legs to have to press
(05:42):
on the brakes and press on theaccelerator and press on pedal and press press
press. If it did, Iwouldn't be driving. Are you able to
steal? Kick? Kick ass?Well? No, not. How am
I gonna kick? With these changes? It won't be long, an,
I'm telling you right now, ifhe's peddling in rehab therapy, then it's
(06:03):
not going to be long before he'swell. I want to get back on
my bicycle, start riding again.Man, you can get back on it.
You just can't ride it that's right. I mean, it's just I
just have nothing to do. Ican't exercise. I can't do anything but
just sit there and twiddle my thumbsand do my rehab and watch sports and
watch sports. I do know oneway that you could get back on your
(06:27):
bike right away. Oh yeah,you got to get one of those little
stands that holds the back wheel upand then you can use it as that'll
be fun. Oh, we shallbe back on your bike. No,
I want to ride around. Iwant to look at shit. We'll put
one of those virtual things on yourbags. Don't count. Don't count.
You're not allowed to ride a bicycleagain until we make you legs of armor
(06:49):
to make sure you don't get hurtagain. And then you can ride until
I get magic legs. Let's seewho's on the phone here, Well in
them showing what's up. I wasjust trying to get some tech information from
a tech information. You know,I'm the wrong guy to ask, what's
(07:12):
your tech information you need? I'mhaving trouble getting on Facebook and watching you
guys. I haven't seen you.Well, you ain't missing nothing. We're
streaming right now, buddy. Westream this morning. We at six am
at ten am, we pop outtwo of them and they're on there.
I looked at him earlier. Ican't get you guys. Okay. I
go to Facebook and I try totap tap you guys in and it says
(07:38):
an error as a current on yourphone. I think Suzanne got this message
earlier this week, Suzanne Jensen.Oh really, ye see if Suzanne's piping
in because I think that I sawthat she got that message too, Domino.
So that sounds like a problem onFacebook's and that sounds like a problem
them. Get with them getting everybodyon board for this live casting that we're
(08:03):
doing on their on their signal becauseeverything around here runs so smooth. Oh
my god, you have no ideaperfect what when the storm was going on?
I still I still don't have powerat the house. Oh no,
really neither does our coworker Selena.She's like absolutely miserable now. She says
she can barely sleep at night becauseit's so hot. What about you?
(08:28):
I sleep, but can Okay,I didn't need that vis. I didn't.
So you got peanut butter on yoursheets? Well I didn't say ship
(08:50):
peanut, Okay, butter with nutsthere? It is? Well that depends
on your diet. I I wouldimagine here, Well, do you have
any advice? I mean it probablyis on Facebook Sea, Yeah, Domingo.
Are you able to get to theofficial Lone Star Facebook page, the
(09:13):
one with forty five thousand signed ontoit and all that? Are you able
to get to that page? Okay? I try to get on that.
It doesn't give me like any specificdirection to go into to see your show.
That way. Now you go tothe search field on Facebook and put
in lone Star ninety two to fiveand it should bring up our official page
(09:33):
and you'll see the streams on that. He won't let me do that.
You may have to reboot. Yeah, and it might be some sort of
I would also try it on aPC. You got a PC at home
or work or something. You canmaybe log on and try it that way
and see if it's better. Itmight be a setting on your phone where
it's it's trying to protect you fromcertain hacking stuff, or you know,
(09:56):
try it on a PC. Nopower to have so oh well, I
guess he wouldn't have any PC.Damn. Well, we're glad we could
at least put you on the phoneand make you part of the podcast,
and I'm I'm sure we can figureit out together, but I'll start asking
questions. It sounds like Facebook screwingup, and they do screw up a
(10:16):
good bit. Well, now,uh, you still without power because they're
supposed to have it done sometime tomorrow, you should be okay? Yeah,
I sure, hope. So that'sstill tuesday. Yeah. Man, So
everything in the freezer and the frieage, all that is screwed. Huh
buddy, Oh madam boy, Iwould lose a chunk if I if I
(10:39):
lost everything in my freezer, I'dreally lose a chunk. And look at
look at Mother Natures. She looklike she's gonna have another round here.
Yep, I hope. It's justhope. It's just rain, rain and
high winds and lightning and all thatshit. And we don't need trying to
get someone to cut those branches thatare on top of my They're all saying,
(11:00):
we don't know one we'll be outthere because it's super busy. Why
don't we run that one by therascules before we wrap up. If there's
anyone out there who knows. Ifyou are a homeowner and you've got branches
from a neighbor's tree hanging over yourproperty, on top of your tree,
yeah, threatening to damage your property. And your neighbor says, no,
not cutting those branches down because Ican't reach them. Hey, I saw
(11:22):
on Judge Judy the same thing.You have every right to cut those branches
down. Okay, Judge Judy.There you go. You're gonna argue with
Judge Judy. Anybody I want tocomment. I talked to him Tuesday afternoon
when he was cutting down the branchesand I pointed out the two branches that
were on top of my tree,hurting my crape, myrtle. And he
goes like, yeah, I can'tget to those. It's like, so
(11:43):
I think I'm gonna okay, Sohe's just gonna walk away from the problem.
His tree is falling apart, andcause it's about to cause a threat
to your property, my poor littletree. Well, let's see some comments
come in for Annabelle, you guys, because BO and I are strictly going
on what we learned, and that'snot a good source. Let me tell
(12:07):
you guys this real quick, okay, and then I know you got to
go. Okay, if you walkdown your alley, if there are any
branches hanging over your over your fenceline. Yeah, you call you call
Encore and they'll come, they'll cometrim down. Okay the electric company,
Hey, Encore has got enough problemright now getting your power back on.
(12:31):
I need to call KO Serve becauseone of the power poles behind my neighbor's
house by my house is leaning becauseof the wind. So just one bad
storm and we could have that powerpole on top of either his house or
my house. There's two reasons fora co Serve to come out with a
big ass ladder and deal with it. Yeah. I know so many people
(12:52):
that are still dealing with all thisstuff. So I'm gonna have to go
because I need to take care ofthat comments on this one. Let men
go. I hope you get yourpower back on real soon. Yeah,
see me both man, All right, man, take it easy. Hang
in there, brother, put onclothes while you were talking to I didn't
need that image in my mind either. Look what's up on Fox for right
(13:13):
now, you guys. Power outagesin Dallas County alone, one hundred and
eighteen thousand still out, and thenthere was three or four other counties that
they changed the screen. Now,but fifteen, twenty thousand, and a
few other counties. Well, that'senough of this mess for one day.
We'll see you tomorrow. Tomorrow's Fryday. Yeah we're going to celebrate, Yes
we are, So keep it betweenthe digits till then I and come on,
(13:37):
Mavericks. Close out the damn Timberwolves. Tonight, boys, heying stars,
pull that hockey stick out, yeah, and start playing like you were
telling them about riding the butt rightwith a butt. All right, we'll
see you tomorrow.
It's the after show decompression session doingwhat they do best, flapping their gums.
Well, all right and we're back. Sound like Jim Dandy from Black
All right, love the shirt representingyour alma modern Tiger? Right? Yeah?
(00:22):
Boy? What was a Corsicana cheer? Do you remember? Kill them?
Mother? I got, But that'swhat you would say on the field,
That's what we said. I don't. Oh two four six eight and
let's go Tiger. You know,the old same high school ship that even
pro teams use. Now yeah,yeah, come on, man, Well,
(00:47):
Corsicana was looking good when I drovethrough on Friday. It was mellow
there. But you caught him ona good day then, huh. I
guess so. Red Oak was alittle intense and busy in traffic Corsicana.
We were you being punished for thirtyfive east southbound heading down towards all That's
right, you're going down toward thebeach on last Friday. I did.
But you never really go through Corsicana. You go through walks of Hachi.
(01:10):
Yeah, well it's said on thesigns. Well that's where you turned to
go to Corsicana to go over toforty five which is what goes through course,
man, Because if you went throughCorsicana, you went a long way
around. I wonder it took himso long to give it. I know
you went through Wauksahachi. They havea sign that tells you to which way
to go to Corsa. Okay,well that's what I saw. Yeah,
(01:33):
Wauksa Hatchie was one of our bigrivals in football. Them in Innis.
Yeah, Walksa Hatchie Indians and theInnis Lions of Navarro County. I guess
yeah, I think it's all NavaraCounty. I don't know. I don't
keep up with counties. I justknow where I have to go to live.
And you were the Tigers and youwere on the football team for how
long? I quit my sophomore year, man, I said, funk this,
(01:57):
you'd had enough by the tenth gradehome. Well, I lost my
starting job and I was pissed off, and I said, I'm just gonna
go get high with my friends,y'all. Kiff my a. That is
what made me think of telling youguys that I passed through there, because
when I went on thirty five EastSouth and saw the Course of Cana sign,
The next thing I saw on theside of the road was some storefronts
pot shop right there smoke well deltadelta eight, which is the legal thhc
(02:24):
uh selling all that stuff right afterthe course of Cana sign. So of
course I thought of you, Hey, Abbott, why don't you just go
ahead and pull your head out ofyour ass and make it legal because you
can tax it and make a shitloadof money for the state of Texas.
But he's too dumb to figure thatout. Oh Governor Abbit, I thought
you were like Abbott and Costello,Hey Dick, the rollers and joint Hazon
(02:46):
first archier. As we say,when I was in high school, our
cheer, because we were in SouthTexas, very Hispanic population, was we
(03:08):
were the Bobcats and our cheer wasBoka chia chi Chiao ra ra sexy.
I like that. Boca chia bocais your mouth yells. So your mouth
yells is you know, onward andupward the cats cats Chica where SpaceX is.
(03:35):
That's it's a no. Chica isa small mouth. Well, why
do you have to even mention mouthwhen you're gonna be yelling. Everybody knows
you're going to use your mouth,not everybody. Some people yell out their
butt, they do, and someare real good at it too. Right
(03:58):
in the butt. I suppose weought to explain to people who missed what
we were listening to this morning theWheel of Fortune guy who made a really
wrong and embarrassing guests on the show, and he guessed the phrase was right
in the butt, And that's whyyou keep hearing Anna and I say right
in the butt, well right outof the bot all morning long. It
was supposed to say this is thebest, but this guy, well,
I'll play it for you here,solve it tomorrows right in the butt?
(04:31):
No, no, right in thebutt. Do you remember the Newlywed game
when they had that big blo ohyeah, where it was in the butt?
Where was? Where is the mostamazing or most unusual places you ever
made love? And she says inthe butt? Because that would be the
butt, Bob, that would bethe butt in the But that's why that
(04:56):
clip is so funny, because itreminded me of the Newlywed. Let's see
mister u Bank's up the fudge tunnel. I guess we had to slap those
two together into one thing. Huhin the but that's not the same as
right in the boat, right inthe butt. What was he thinking of?
I don't know, he bo.I know you're feeling better. I
know your legs are getting stronger,but I'm wiped the hell out just from
(05:19):
four days of excitement of having youback. Are you holding up? Okay?
Yeah, I'm good. I'm okay. We'll sit three days because Monday
was a holiday. I actually gothere before Bow this morning, but just
slightly. How did you do?I was surprised. I was like,
where's both? Where's bo? Istarted getting worried, and then it's like,
oh, he's here. It doesn'thurt your legs to have to press
(05:42):
on the brakes and press on theaccelerator and press on pedal and press press
press. If it did, Iwouldn't be driving. Are you able to
steal? Kick? Kick ass?Well? No, not. How am
I gonna kick? With these changes? It won't be long, an,
I'm telling you right now, ifhe's peddling in rehab therapy, then it's
(06:03):
not going to be long before he'swell. I want to get back on
my bicycle, start riding again.Man, you can get back on it.
You just can't ride it that's right. I mean, it's just I
just have nothing to do. Ican't exercise. I can't do anything but
just sit there and twiddle my thumbsand do my rehab and watch sports and
watch sports. I do know oneway that you could get back on your
(06:27):
bike right away. Oh yeah,you got to get one of those little
stands that holds the back wheel upand then you can use it as that'll
be fun. Oh, we shallbe back on your bike. No,
I want to ride around. Iwant to look at shit. We'll put
one of those virtual things on yourbags. Don't count. Don't count.
You're not allowed to ride a bicycleagain until we make you legs of armor
(06:49):
to make sure you don't get hurtagain. And then you can ride until
I get magic legs. Let's seewho's on the phone here, Well in
them showing what's up. I wasjust trying to get some tech information from
a tech information. You know,I'm the wrong guy to ask, what's
(07:12):
your tech information you need? I'mhaving trouble getting on Facebook and watching you
guys. I haven't seen you.Well, you ain't missing nothing. We're
streaming right now, buddy. Westream this morning. We at six am
at ten am, we pop outtwo of them and they're on there.
I looked at him earlier. Ican't get you guys. Okay. I
go to Facebook and I try totap tap you guys in and it says
(07:38):
an error as a current on yourphone. I think Suzanne got this message
earlier this week, Suzanne Jensen.Oh really, ye see if Suzanne's piping
in because I think that I sawthat she got that message too, Domino.
So that sounds like a problem onFacebook's and that sounds like a problem
them. Get with them getting everybodyon board for this live casting that we're
(08:03):
doing on their on their signal becauseeverything around here runs so smooth. Oh
my god, you have no ideaperfect what when the storm was going on?
I still I still don't have powerat the house. Oh no,
really neither does our coworker Selena.She's like absolutely miserable now. She says
she can barely sleep at night becauseit's so hot. What about you?
(08:28):
I sleep, but can Okay,I didn't need that vis. I didn't.
So you got peanut butter on yoursheets? Well I didn't say ship
(08:50):
peanut, Okay, butter with nutsthere? It is? Well that depends
on your diet. I I wouldimagine here, Well, do you have
any advice? I mean it probablyis on Facebook Sea, Yeah, Domingo.
Are you able to get to theofficial Lone Star Facebook page, the
(09:13):
one with forty five thousand signed ontoit and all that? Are you able
to get to that page? Okay? I try to get on that.
It doesn't give me like any specificdirection to go into to see your show.
That way. Now you go tothe search field on Facebook and put
in lone Star ninety two to fiveand it should bring up our official page
(09:33):
and you'll see the streams on that. He won't let me do that.
You may have to reboot. Yeah, and it might be some sort of
I would also try it on aPC. You got a PC at home
or work or something. You canmaybe log on and try it that way
and see if it's better. Itmight be a setting on your phone where
it's it's trying to protect you fromcertain hacking stuff, or you know,
(09:56):
try it on a PC. Nopower to have so oh well, I
guess he wouldn't have any PC.Damn. Well, we're glad we could
at least put you on the phoneand make you part of the podcast,
and I'm I'm sure we can figureit out together, but I'll start asking
questions. It sounds like Facebook screwingup, and they do screw up a
(10:16):
good bit. Well, now,uh, you still without power because they're
supposed to have it done sometime tomorrow, you should be okay? Yeah,
I sure, hope. So that'sstill tuesday. Yeah. Man, So
everything in the freezer and the frieage, all that is screwed. Huh
buddy, Oh madam boy, Iwould lose a chunk if I if I
(10:39):
lost everything in my freezer, I'dreally lose a chunk. And look at
look at Mother Natures. She looklike she's gonna have another round here.
Yep, I hope. It's justhope. It's just rain, rain and
high winds and lightning and all thatshit. And we don't need trying to
get someone to cut those branches thatare on top of my They're all saying,
(11:00):
we don't know one we'll be outthere because it's super busy. Why
don't we run that one by therascules before we wrap up. If there's
anyone out there who knows. Ifyou are a homeowner and you've got branches
from a neighbor's tree hanging over yourproperty, on top of your tree,
yeah, threatening to damage your property. And your neighbor says, no,
not cutting those branches down because Ican't reach them. Hey, I saw
(11:22):
on Judge Judy the same thing.You have every right to cut those branches
down. Okay, Judge Judy.There you go. You're gonna argue with
Judge Judy. Anybody I want tocomment. I talked to him Tuesday afternoon
when he was cutting down the branchesand I pointed out the two branches that
were on top of my tree,hurting my crape, myrtle. And he
goes like, yeah, I can'tget to those. It's like, so
(11:43):
I think I'm gonna okay, Sohe's just gonna walk away from the problem.
His tree is falling apart, andcause it's about to cause a threat
to your property, my poor littletree. Well, let's see some comments
come in for Annabelle, you guys, because BO and I are strictly going
on what we learned, and that'snot a good source. Let me tell
(12:07):
you guys this real quick, okay, and then I know you got to
go. Okay, if you walkdown your alley, if there are any
branches hanging over your over your fenceline. Yeah, you call you call
Encore and they'll come, they'll cometrim down. Okay the electric company,
Hey, Encore has got enough problemright now getting your power back on.
(12:31):
I need to call KO Serve becauseone of the power poles behind my neighbor's
house by my house is leaning becauseof the wind. So just one bad
storm and we could have that powerpole on top of either his house or
my house. There's two reasons fora co Serve to come out with a
big ass ladder and deal with it. Yeah. I know so many people
(12:52):
that are still dealing with all thisstuff. So I'm gonna have to go
because I need to take care ofthat comments on this one. Let men
go. I hope you get yourpower back on real soon. Yeah,
see me both man, All right, man, take it easy. Hang
in there, brother, put onclothes while you were talking to I didn't
need that image in my mind either. Look what's up on Fox for right
(13:13):
now, you guys. Power outagesin Dallas County alone, one hundred and
eighteen thousand still out, and thenthere was three or four other counties that
they changed the screen. Now,but fifteen, twenty thousand, and a
few other counties. Well, that'senough of this mess for one day.
We'll see you tomorrow. Tomorrow's Fryday. Yeah we're going to celebrate, Yes
we are, So keep it betweenthe digits till then I and come on,
(13:37):
Mavericks. Close out the damn Timberwolves. Tonight, boys, heying stars,
pull that hockey stick out, yeah, and start playing like you were
telling them about riding the butt rightwith a butt. All right, we'll
see you tomorrow.
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