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(00:00):
It's the after show decompression session,doing what they do best, clapping their
gums. We don't waste no time. We start one show, we go
right to another boom shot. Somepeople get a little disappointed in that.
They're like, wait a minute,I didn't get the Facebook notification that you
guys are gonna We're just shifting gearskind of fast, and I think that
(00:21):
makes for a better after show becausewe've we've got stuff fresh ready to spill
out of our mouths and brains,you know, rid to Go, Rid
to Go? Is there a gameshow that you would like to be a
participant on? Ever? I don'tknow. I might could do name that
tune if you wouldn't do any currentshit. Yeah, like you do classic
(00:44):
rock, I wear your ass completelyout? Oh okay, does it have
to be a game show that stillexists? No? What would you want
to be on rock and roll?Jeopardy? Oh that's right, they did
do rock and roll Jeffards on vH one for a little while. I
could pop pssibly do that. You'dkill it rock and roll. I'm really
good at Jeopardy when I don't feelunder the gun, like when I rode
(01:07):
to the nail salon and get mynails done. And if they have Jeopardy
up, I'm like boom boom boom, and they're like always like, oh,
you know all the answers. Thenwhen you watch it, you don't
see how did they get that answerso quick? Smart ass. My cousin
Morgan was on Wheel of Fortune.She won a trip to Saint Lucia.
Wow. Yeah, but she alsomade a big mistake and she was like
(01:29):
so embarrassed because it was on nationalTV. She could have won like some
big time money. And then itwasn't exactly the phrase. She like added
a the or something, but technicalityso it wasn't right in the butt.
Then it was right in a butt, right in a butt? That Bob.
(01:53):
So, I do love game showsthough they're fun to watch sometimes.
Yeah, And I know what youmean about being under pressure to answer that
Jeopardy question. Like if you're sittingthere with family and they're paying attention to
you, paying attention Jeopardy, Gowatch Anna, she's really good at this.
That's a different thing, yeah,because then the pressure's on. Yeah.
Yeah, I can remember no pressure. It's like easy peasy, uh
(02:15):
huh. I can remember like beingabsorbed in cooking dinner for my family.
It's on in the background, bam, bam bam. I knock out some
answers, like nobody's business. Itell bo that Kappi, who used to
be our morning show producer on Mixone oh two nine when we were doing
mornings, they sent us to Vegaswhen Donnie Osmond was hosting the Pyramid show
nice and it was like DJ's fromaround the country and we all show up
(02:38):
in Vegas and I was like,really good at the game until you saw
Donnie Osmon. Yeah, and thenyour competing is like you just get all
flustered because you're thinking, I wanthim to like me. I want him
to take me home. That's themild version of what was going through her
head. I think cried when Ifirst met him, like a little girl,
I'll bang the Mormon out of it. Was there anything disappointing about seeing
(03:04):
the real in life Donnie Osman rightin front of your face as opposed to
the one on a television The factthat I acted the fool that was a
disappointing. I was like, andthen like that night when I went back
to the hotel room, I waslike, oh my god, I'm so
embarrassed. Why wasn't I cool?I was just like, yeah, that
happens to all of us. Ithink, have you ever interviewed him?
(03:24):
Yes, yes, he's he justa regular guy. He's he's funny and
he so handsome. Well, Idon't want to blow him or anything.
I just sure, bo, we'resafe here. He only let me blow
him for thirty seconds. Was allottedup to Bonnie Blue? Was that her
(03:45):
name? Bonnie Blue? Because there'sno telling how many she blew under it's
apparently yeah, and they nailed her. She did one hundred and twenty seven
guys on spring break in Cancun,and now she wants to set old down
and get a real live husband.I don't think her last name should be
blue. It should be red,red and raw. No, it should
(04:08):
be as well. She should beBonnie Skank. That reminds me of a
good joke, and we can Ican't tell it on the air, but
I can tell it on the after. Did you guys hear about the porn
star that went on a fishing tripwith three with three guys? Yeah,
came back with a big red snapper. Wow, probably created that joke.
(04:34):
You know what the difference between anepileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea.
Think about it now, difference betweenan epileptic corn farmer and a hooker
with diarrhea. I give up theepileptic corn farmer shucks between fits. Oh
(04:56):
my gosh, so the I know, I know that's a barbecue Bob one't
for you. Barbecue Bob. Ishe going to be making an appearance because
you know, Fourth of July isall about barbecue? Oh yeah, oh
yeah, yeah, he needs tobe making an appearance giving us some barbecue
tips. Yeah, I wouldn't eatwhatever he cooks. Yeah, Fourth of
(05:18):
July early in the morning while we'reon vacation. It's just going to be
a regular lone star show. Butthe day before Fourth of July, there's
going to be a lot of Fourthof July stuff on the Best of Bowing
show because we're so patriotic. Ohyeah, we are, and thanks to
Bo, we've got a lot ofpatriotic themed stuff stacked up in the history
(05:38):
fixing you guys, are you goingto be out of town on fourth of
July, ma'am. I'm leaving Fridayafternoon for North Jeogia. So yeah,
that's where sis and niece and herlittle kids are, and the dogs love
it. And there's plenty places todump my kayak into the river. Speaking
of dumpster, your dog's ever shotin the car when you're taking the monel,
(06:00):
Yes, i'd be lying, I'mnot proud of that fact. Well,
then I won't ask you for aride. But they're in their cage,
right or do you in the car? The crate is in the back
seat with the door blocked open,and they spend most of their time in
there or on top of the crate. But yeah, they wander back and
forth and whatnot. Most of thetime. They're smart and mature enough to
(06:20):
take care of themselves when we getout of the car. But yeah,
I've been driving along before and thenall of a sudden, what the hell
what that is? That's not onlya turd, that's a fresh turd,
that's a turd that's still warm.So we have okay, you know,
like the rubber floor mats you canget for your car commercials. All the
time. I have them on myseats. Yeah, because my my car
(06:44):
is basically my dog's car. Nowit's theirs. I was just thinking that
where you and Bo live, Youguys have the best view for fireworks.
Wow, that's yes, smells likea kibbles and bitch turd. Kibble poops
aren't as bad as the as thewet food poops. Yeah, and the
purina poops are kind of bad too. Yeah, they have a funk to
(07:08):
them because that's cheaper ingredients. Yeah. Man, out where I live,
which is I guess less than tenminutes away from where bow is, we're
going very close to the shore lakeLewisville. Uh, And it looks like
there's a battle going on when youstep out and look up over the water.
I don't know what the permissions are, the laws, the rules and
all that. I'd have to lookthat stuff up, but I know there's
(07:30):
a lot of people that live onthe shore Lake Louisville up there in the
Denton Counting area that they go,hey, let's fire off a bunch of
ordinance into the sky because it's justgoing to fall down into the water anyway
and then have danger. We probablywon't get in trouble there is. I
counted one year, I counted thirteenfireworks displays up over the lake just in
my neighborhood alone. Oh yeah,point I think it's so beautiful when it's
(07:54):
over water. We'll sit out bythe rock and s which is on the
lake, and yeah, and justwatch all the different fireworks shows all over
yeah. Yeah, because you couldprobably see the one from Toyota Stadium too,
can she? Oh well, Ihave to look behind me for that.
Okay. Yeah, you spin aroundthree sixty, you get a lot
of entertainment. And if you're watchingthem over the water, like Anna said,
you kind of get a double fireworksshow because you get the reflection off
(08:16):
the lake. It's nice. Yeah. And as a matter of fact,
there's going to be a fireworks displayI think at Clyde Warren Park in downtown
Dallas this weekend this weekend. Yeah, oh yeah, start early. They
just can't wait. No, Ithink maybe McKinney might have one early as
well. And then Kaboomtown at Addisonis always great. Do you know the
(08:37):
date for that? It seems likethey always want to push it forward or
backwards to the closest weekend night,July third. Let me see, I'm
thinking you're right, I'm thinking itis July third, despite it being technically
a week night. Yeah, yeah, it's July third, five b im
two eleven pm at Addison Circle Park. That's a big deal. Yeah yeah,
that's a lot going on out there. Lots to eat, drink,
(08:58):
sea, great people watching. Yeahthey sometimes they have a couple of bands
out there playing. Yeah, yeahthey do. They put a big stage.
Rated one of the best fireworks displaysin all of the country. Wow,
Paddison Kaboom tech by God. Yeah, bar gum tell me something.
Well, let's see, we gotonce, we got two more days until
vacation. Yeah, but who's counting. I'm ready for a nap. What
(09:26):
about you guys? Yep, yeah, I'm ready for snacking. We got
to take us a little snooze sowe'll be bright and refreshed for the show
tomorrow because we need our brains forask us stuff to a couple of emails,
so you know, and the callsare coming in, right. Yeah.
We've got at least a dozen voicemailsthat came in just this morning since
(09:46):
both started mentioning the number. Now, I remember, it's not stump the
Trump. Yes, if you knowthe answer, then just keep it to
yourself, right. I have somepeople to do a pretty good job with
it. They did pretty deep andthey just sort of put a plant of
seed in the back of their headand if something a weird query comes up
in their head, they think ofus, yes, and I love that,
(10:09):
And occasionally we'll answer something and thenmaybe a month later somebody will ask
the same question. Well, it'slike when you're watching a TV show,
something will pop up and you'll go, Hey, what was that actor in
or where did that actor get thefirst start like Scooby Doo. And my
mother could answer that question in aheartbeat really because she, you know,
(10:31):
she's she watched old Hollywood. Soyou see an old movie in black and
white, say, who is thatguy? Oh? His name is Clyde,
motherfucker. He was in this movie, in this movie, in this
movie. Is that where you getit from? Mom? Mom? Yeah,
I guess so did motherfucker? Yesshe did. You never saw the
actor Clyde, motherfucker. No,never in that movie Hershey Highway. You
(10:54):
never saw the no starring Bonnie Blue, Bonnie Blue and her husband, Billy
Blueball. I love this story youtold earlier about your grandparents having the first
colored TV in cors Canna. It'samazing. It's National Color TV Day.
My grandparents had the first color televisionin Corsicana. They were well to do,
(11:16):
Yes they were. They bought theirfirst color In fact, they had
two TVs. Wow, one wasupstairs, but it was black and white.
Yeah. I can't have everything,but you have first color TV bought
in Corsicana was Herman and Messitt RobertsHouse. I got a lot of company
over for that. Huh oh yeah, yeah. People all want to see
(11:37):
the color TV. They've put asign on the door eventually. Oh way,
trying to think how old I waswhen we got our first color TV.
I think it was like seven yearsold. Prior to that it was
black and white. Seventies. Ofcourse, Disney had the wonderful world of
color. I remember the NBC peacockcan you remember he would spread them to
(11:58):
be in color. The following theprogram is brought to you in Living color
on NBC. In Living Color.That's right, Well, fun stuff today.
Yeah, color me tired because Ineed to take me a map before
Tomorrow's ask a stuff? What coloris tired? Brown? About brown?
Which means I'm tired of shit?And with that, and with that we
(12:22):
bid you a fun farewell you guys, and we'll see you tomorrow. For
Ascus stuff to
It's the after show decompression session,doing what they do best, clapping their
gums. We don't waste no time. We start one show, we go
right to another boom shot. Somepeople get a little disappointed in that.
They're like, wait a minute,I didn't get the Facebook notification that you
guys are gonna We're just shifting gearskind of fast, and I think that
(00:21):
makes for a better after show becausewe've we've got stuff fresh ready to spill
out of our mouths and brains,you know, rid to Go, Rid
to Go? Is there a gameshow that you would like to be a
participant on? Ever? I don'tknow. I might could do name that
tune if you wouldn't do any currentshit. Yeah, like you do classic
(00:44):
rock, I wear your ass completelyout? Oh okay, does it have
to be a game show that stillexists? No? What would you want
to be on rock and roll?Jeopardy? Oh that's right, they did
do rock and roll Jeffards on vH one for a little while. I
could pop pssibly do that. You'dkill it rock and roll. I'm really
good at Jeopardy when I don't feelunder the gun, like when I rode
(01:07):
to the nail salon and get mynails done. And if they have Jeopardy
up, I'm like boom boom boom, and they're like always like, oh,
you know all the answers. Thenwhen you watch it, you don't
see how did they get that answerso quick? Smart ass. My cousin
Morgan was on Wheel of Fortune.She won a trip to Saint Lucia.
Wow. Yeah, but she alsomade a big mistake and she was like
(01:29):
so embarrassed because it was on nationalTV. She could have won like some
big time money. And then itwasn't exactly the phrase. She like added
a the or something, but technicalityso it wasn't right in the butt.
Then it was right in a butt, right in a butt? That Bob.
(01:53):
So, I do love game showsthough they're fun to watch sometimes.
Yeah, And I know what youmean about being under pressure to answer that
Jeopardy question. Like if you're sittingthere with family and they're paying attention to
you, paying attention Jeopardy, Gowatch Anna, she's really good at this.
That's a different thing, yeah,because then the pressure's on. Yeah.
Yeah, I can remember no pressure. It's like easy peasy, uh
(02:15):
huh. I can remember like beingabsorbed in cooking dinner for my family.
It's on in the background, bam, bam bam. I knock out some
answers, like nobody's business. Itell bo that Kappi, who used to
be our morning show producer on Mixone oh two nine when we were doing
mornings, they sent us to Vegaswhen Donnie Osmond was hosting the Pyramid show
nice and it was like DJ's fromaround the country and we all show up
(02:38):
in Vegas and I was like,really good at the game until you saw
Donnie Osmon. Yeah, and thenyour competing is like you just get all
flustered because you're thinking, I wanthim to like me. I want him
to take me home. That's themild version of what was going through her
head. I think cried when Ifirst met him, like a little girl,
I'll bang the Mormon out of it. Was there anything disappointing about seeing
(03:04):
the real in life Donnie Osman rightin front of your face as opposed to
the one on a television The factthat I acted the fool that was a
disappointing. I was like, andthen like that night when I went back
to the hotel room, I waslike, oh my god, I'm so
embarrassed. Why wasn't I cool?I was just like, yeah, that
happens to all of us. Ithink, have you ever interviewed him?
(03:24):
Yes, yes, he's he justa regular guy. He's he's funny and
he so handsome. Well, Idon't want to blow him or anything.
I just sure, bo, we'resafe here. He only let me blow
him for thirty seconds. Was allottedup to Bonnie Blue? Was that her
(03:45):
name? Bonnie Blue? Because there'sno telling how many she blew under it's
apparently yeah, and they nailed her. She did one hundred and twenty seven
guys on spring break in Cancun,and now she wants to set old down
and get a real live husband.I don't think her last name should be
blue. It should be red,red and raw. No, it should
(04:08):
be as well. She should beBonnie Skank. That reminds me of a
good joke, and we can Ican't tell it on the air, but
I can tell it on the after. Did you guys hear about the porn
star that went on a fishing tripwith three with three guys? Yeah,
came back with a big red snapper. Wow, probably created that joke.
(04:34):
You know what the difference between anepileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea.
Think about it now, difference betweenan epileptic corn farmer and a hooker
with diarrhea. I give up theepileptic corn farmer shucks between fits. Oh
(04:56):
my gosh, so the I know, I know that's a barbecue Bob one't
for you. Barbecue Bob. Ishe going to be making an appearance because
you know, Fourth of July isall about barbecue? Oh yeah, oh
yeah, yeah, he needs tobe making an appearance giving us some barbecue
tips. Yeah, I wouldn't eatwhatever he cooks. Yeah, Fourth of
(05:18):
July early in the morning while we'reon vacation. It's just going to be
a regular lone star show. Butthe day before Fourth of July, there's
going to be a lot of Fourthof July stuff on the Best of Bowing
show because we're so patriotic. Ohyeah, we are, and thanks to
Bo, we've got a lot ofpatriotic themed stuff stacked up in the history
(05:38):
fixing you guys, are you goingto be out of town on fourth of
July, ma'am. I'm leaving Fridayafternoon for North Jeogia. So yeah,
that's where sis and niece and herlittle kids are, and the dogs love
it. And there's plenty places todump my kayak into the river. Speaking
of dumpster, your dog's ever shotin the car when you're taking the monel,
(06:00):
Yes, i'd be lying, I'mnot proud of that fact. Well,
then I won't ask you for aride. But they're in their cage,
right or do you in the car? The crate is in the back
seat with the door blocked open,and they spend most of their time in
there or on top of the crate. But yeah, they wander back and
forth and whatnot. Most of thetime. They're smart and mature enough to
(06:20):
take care of themselves when we getout of the car. But yeah,
I've been driving along before and thenall of a sudden, what the hell
what that is? That's not onlya turd, that's a fresh turd,
that's a turd that's still warm.So we have okay, you know,
like the rubber floor mats you canget for your car commercials. All the
time. I have them on myseats. Yeah, because my my car
(06:44):
is basically my dog's car. Nowit's theirs. I was just thinking that
where you and Bo live, Youguys have the best view for fireworks.
Wow, that's yes, smells likea kibbles and bitch turd. Kibble poops
aren't as bad as the as thewet food poops. Yeah, and the
purina poops are kind of bad too. Yeah, they have a funk to
(07:08):
them because that's cheaper ingredients. Yeah. Man, out where I live,
which is I guess less than tenminutes away from where bow is, we're
going very close to the shore lakeLewisville. Uh, And it looks like
there's a battle going on when youstep out and look up over the water.
I don't know what the permissions are, the laws, the rules and
all that. I'd have to lookthat stuff up, but I know there's
(07:30):
a lot of people that live onthe shore Lake Louisville up there in the
Denton Counting area that they go,hey, let's fire off a bunch of
ordinance into the sky because it's justgoing to fall down into the water anyway
and then have danger. We probablywon't get in trouble there is. I
counted one year, I counted thirteenfireworks displays up over the lake just in
my neighborhood alone. Oh yeah,point I think it's so beautiful when it's
(07:54):
over water. We'll sit out bythe rock and s which is on the
lake, and yeah, and justwatch all the different fireworks shows all over
yeah. Yeah, because you couldprobably see the one from Toyota Stadium too,
can she? Oh well, Ihave to look behind me for that.
Okay. Yeah, you spin aroundthree sixty, you get a lot
of entertainment. And if you're watchingthem over the water, like Anna said,
you kind of get a double fireworksshow because you get the reflection off
(08:16):
the lake. It's nice. Yeah. And as a matter of fact,
there's going to be a fireworks displayI think at Clyde Warren Park in downtown
Dallas this weekend this weekend. Yeah, oh yeah, start early. They
just can't wait. No, Ithink maybe McKinney might have one early as
well. And then Kaboomtown at Addisonis always great. Do you know the
(08:37):
date for that? It seems likethey always want to push it forward or
backwards to the closest weekend night,July third. Let me see, I'm
thinking you're right, I'm thinking itis July third, despite it being technically
a week night. Yeah, yeah, it's July third, five b im
two eleven pm at Addison Circle Park. That's a big deal. Yeah yeah,
that's a lot going on out there. Lots to eat, drink,
(08:58):
sea, great people watching. Yeahthey sometimes they have a couple of bands
out there playing. Yeah, yeahthey do. They put a big stage.
Rated one of the best fireworks displaysin all of the country. Wow,
Paddison Kaboom tech by God. Yeah, bar gum tell me something.
Well, let's see, we gotonce, we got two more days until
vacation. Yeah, but who's counting. I'm ready for a nap. What
(09:26):
about you guys? Yep, yeah, I'm ready for snacking. We got
to take us a little snooze sowe'll be bright and refreshed for the show
tomorrow because we need our brains forask us stuff to a couple of emails,
so you know, and the callsare coming in, right. Yeah.
We've got at least a dozen voicemailsthat came in just this morning since
(09:46):
both started mentioning the number. Now, I remember, it's not stump the
Trump. Yes, if you knowthe answer, then just keep it to
yourself, right. I have somepeople to do a pretty good job with
it. They did pretty deep andthey just sort of put a plant of
seed in the back of their headand if something a weird query comes up
in their head, they think ofus, yes, and I love that,
(10:09):
And occasionally we'll answer something and thenmaybe a month later somebody will ask
the same question. Well, it'slike when you're watching a TV show,
something will pop up and you'll go, Hey, what was that actor in
or where did that actor get thefirst start like Scooby Doo. And my
mother could answer that question in aheartbeat really because she, you know,
(10:31):
she's she watched old Hollywood. Soyou see an old movie in black and
white, say, who is thatguy? Oh? His name is Clyde,
motherfucker. He was in this movie, in this movie, in this
movie. Is that where you getit from? Mom? Mom? Yeah,
I guess so did motherfucker? Yesshe did. You never saw the
actor Clyde, motherfucker. No,never in that movie Hershey Highway. You
(10:54):
never saw the no starring Bonnie Blue, Bonnie Blue and her husband, Billy
Blueball. I love this story youtold earlier about your grandparents having the first
colored TV in cors Canna. It'samazing. It's National Color TV Day.
My grandparents had the first color televisionin Corsicana. They were well to do,
(11:16):
Yes they were. They bought theirfirst color In fact, they had
two TVs. Wow, one wasupstairs, but it was black and white.
Yeah. I can't have everything,but you have first color TV bought
in Corsicana was Herman and Messitt RobertsHouse. I got a lot of company
over for that. Huh oh yeah, yeah. People all want to see
(11:37):
the color TV. They've put asign on the door eventually. Oh way,
trying to think how old I waswhen we got our first color TV.
I think it was like seven yearsold. Prior to that it was
black and white. Seventies. Ofcourse, Disney had the wonderful world of
color. I remember the NBC peacockcan you remember he would spread them to
(11:58):
be in color. The following theprogram is brought to you in Living color
on NBC. In Living Color.That's right, Well, fun stuff today.
Yeah, color me tired because Ineed to take me a map before
Tomorrow's ask a stuff? What coloris tired? Brown? About brown?
Which means I'm tired of shit?And with that, and with that we
(12:22):
bid you a fun farewell you guys, and we'll see you tomorrow. For
Ascus stuff to
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