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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glapping their gums. Alright, alrighty at a good weekend, Yeah
I did.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Nice, I got some rest. I know you had a
busy weekend. Just thinking about your weekend tired me out right.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah. By Sunday, I was like, how was Tom Rhoades.
Oh he was. He was great. He's always great, and
it's good to see him. I hadn't seen the boy
face to face in many years.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And you took Bailey and Deborah with you to Hyenas.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Nice, I had a little yuck it up.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm a little bit you know now.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I know you were.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Also you were going to try and roll Bill Bellamy
into the middle of that big weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I wasn't able to make it. I told him I.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Was going to That would be too much.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I would have to have gone from over here to
way over there.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, and that's kind of a hike because they're off
of I twenty the Arlington Improv, So that would have
been a hike.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Even with a car that yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, and then Jackal that looked like fun and you
introduced the band.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh yeah, well, Marty always asked me to do that.
When Jackal's playing and.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Nobody threw beer cans or anything you like they did
to Luke Bryan.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Why did they throw beer cans.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
At loose just because that's what fans are doing nowadays
at concerts they throw things on stage. Billy Eilish got
hit right smack in the eye.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Really yeah, she ruined her billy eyelash.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It was so stupid, it was funny.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Is it supposed to be some sort of gesture of
love or are they really pissed off.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
No, it's a gesture of pay attention to me.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Look at me, point call me out of the crowds.
My friends can gear the story called out.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, yeah, man, stepping up on that Billy Bob stage
is whooah boy.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well it's an honor. It's just so much history there.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I know. That's like the very first time I went
up on stage to introduce I just felt like I'm
a stuge Billy Bob. Same thing at the House of Blues.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
It's a big one.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I just thought of a story. I just thought of
a story back a long time ago in the eighties
when this station was in competition with Q one oh two,
where I worked at H and men at work was
playing at Billy Bob's. Well, I get down there. I'm
supposed to be the guy that introduces the band. Then
(02:30):
I find out that someone from this station, which was
the other station to us.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Is KZPS back in those Yes, yes it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Was somebody from them wanted to get up and say
their part. If I was going to be able to
do it, then they should be able to do it.
So I said, okay, all right, all right, So you
know what I did. What I went over to the
sound guy and I gave him twenty dollars and I said,
I said, turn on her monitor so she hears everything,
(03:02):
but don't turn it out over the pH.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It wasn't Panmeless Steels.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yes, it was Pammy. And I told her years later
she said, you asshole. It was competition. I had to
do it.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I love Pammy Steel. You know what though, that was
the beauty of back in the day in radio. Is
those Gorilla warfare?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, Radio Wars was fun.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You talked about all the T shirts that you gave
it a zoo thing, Mike Ry, And I think I
told you when I worked at Power one O two
in al Paso and the competition was b ninety three
across the street, and they were the top forty station
that we kicked their ass after they'd been on the
air forever. But they owned this one concert that came to town.
(03:57):
I don't even remember who it was. I think it
was ex Dance, the dance group these girls, and they
were awesome, but they had at the El Paso Convention Center.
They had exclusivity. So we gave out all these like
five hundred Power two t shirts and they were glowing
the dark. So when the lights went out, everything said
(04:21):
Power one two.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, have shirts that glow in.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
The dar The good marketing director right there.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Do you remember like showing up with your van to
the competitors.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
After a concert was over it reunion arena, the zoo
would be over here blasting their music and we'd be
over here blasting our Everybody just trying to compete with
each other.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Those are the good all day. Now, we're all just
one big happy.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
We're all friends. We don't no more.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We all get along.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You never know when you're gonna have to cross the
street towards.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Right, it's don't burn those bridges if the pavement's hot already.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Nope, I mean, NFL and pro sports athletes are like
that a lot. They're like, Oh, there's my old bro
over on the opposing team, Go over and give him a.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Huge not in Shador Sanders case, not indors.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What did he do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, it was his brother, the one that played for
Tampa Bay. Oh, he was booted from the team because
he got into a fight with the Buffalo Bills during
their preseason game.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Did he get booted permanently?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I think so. I think he was released from the team.
Let me let me well, it's dumb shit shown after
a fight.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I'm sure he'll listen to me when I call
him a dumb shit Shiloh.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Tampa Bay Buccaneers waved safety Shallow Sanders on August twenty fourth,
one day after he was ejected from a preseason game
for throwing a punch at Buffalo Bills tight end Zach Davidson.
Oh good thing, he's got daddy's money.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah again, he just he just kicked dash.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You know, well, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So Sad is the backup for the Cleveland Browns. Yes,
the team that we just talked about in Sports of
all sorts for being cheat.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
No, that was the Bengals. The Bengal that was Bengals
Boomerisias and they had they were going to have him
in for some deal, and they didn't buy him a
plane ticket or got him a hotel.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
He was going to be inducted into their ring of
Ring of Honor. Yeah, and they wouldn't fly him in
to honor him.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Okay, In all fairness, they did offer him two free
tickets to these Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, that that would soothe things over, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
And a discown at a hotel Hotel six yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, some fleabag with like the sheets feel like sandpaper.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Pay extra for the bed bugs.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Let's see who's on the phone here? Hello, bowing them?
Show you know what? I thought that might be you?
How did you? How did you tear up New York
City while you'se there?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh? I had to come back early. I got back.
I came back Friday night, got into it with my
older brother and just decided that.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Really, what did you guys get into it about?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Family sucks? Dude, family sucks.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Anna.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
We don't have that kind of time.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's that's a personal question.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I want the detail, absolutely no problem giving you the details.
But you guys want to take a nap. You guys
want to get something to eat until tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Then it broke your mom's heart though, to see you
leave early.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Or she said you bus take it outside.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Well yeah, she she she was a little upset, but
you got to remember my mother's in that forgetful stage.
So she she gave me the whole oh, don't leave crap,
and then she was like, ten minutes later, when are
you leaving? Oh, don't leave it. So it was it
was a roller coaster ride. But it's okay. It's all good.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I mean, the way you realize with your brother though,
you know, jeez.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Well yeah, but but there's there's there's a family history
there that I swear when I retire and I have
the time, I'm going to write a book because I
just first of all, my therapist says I should write
all this stuff down anyway, because it would be therapeutic
put it on paper.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Secondly, I read a chapter of Oh I forget the
name of the book, but I'm thinking, if people are
buying this ship and reading it, probably fell.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, you do have some good stories.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You can call it Matt's Mishaps misshap in Manhattan. How
about that?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
If Matt's okay, We're all okay right.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's that's that's brilliance. Look at that he came up
with that? What in two seconds?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
See just creativity just oozes out of our assholes in here.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh, where's the butt sniffer when you need them?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, the mad butt sniffer.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
We ship brilliance on the ball in them, show Mark.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
You don't always notice it.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, well, Matt, I mean New York City families they
tend to run a little bit on the hot head
side anyway, right.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
All families we do tend to uh have a higher
boiling point than than the average bearer. Is me having
been in Texas for so long and getting used to
this laid back Oosa type of a life dial, I
get up there and my sphincter puckers to where you know,
(10:00):
forty fourteen carrot diamond type of a situation.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah wow.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
And then my mom we went out to it. We
went out to a rest I told him I was
alot to go drinking with my mom, which was the
real thing I was looking forward to. And so we
go to her favorite restaurant which has a bar. You know,
it's one of those cheers type things with. My mom
knows her name, and I walk in and nobody knows me,
and so she orders her Manhattan. We have, we sit down,
we have dinner, and then like as we're sitting there
(10:29):
having dinner, there was a couple of theater guys that
were in there, and they were talking and they were
getting a little bit hammered, and they were getting louder
and louder and louder, and my mom normally would have been,
you know, I had a seen her starting the twitch
in her seat, or i'd have seen her starting to
get a little uneasy, and she's just got this koumba
eye attitude, like you know, what is she gonna do.
She's ninety two years old. She's not gonna take them
(10:50):
all on like she once would have. But so yeah, so,
I mean, you know, I realized, you know, my lifestyle
for the last twenty someone year since I've been in
Texas has really really mellowed me. And it pisses me
the fuck.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I want to get mad.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
The water I want we put ballium in the water.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
You're gonna live longer, your blood pressure is gonna be better,
your arteries are gonna be mushi er.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's gonna be wonderful.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
You're gonna live to a ripe old age, maybe even
triple figures.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Squeeze my right one.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I'm glad you're back. Man.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Texas had again, Texas again.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Did you guys see that I was getting food with
Bernie Sanders?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Did you see that Bernie Sanders?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Really?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I meant that my Facebook Check my Facebook page. I
posted a picture of of Bernie. He was ordering, Uh,
he was ordering bagels and locks.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
He was ordering soup in the bagel, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But no, I I was in there, and and uh,
I didn't. I didn't ask him for a selfie. I
didn't talk to him. He's on vacation, and I you know,
it's it's such a it's such a red area out
where my mom is that I didn't know who was around,
and I didn't want to be the one to draw
attention to him.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, you should have just given him a thumbs up
at least, you know, he.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Never looked up from the from the MASA.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Super Larry, you sure it was Bernie Sanders and not
Larry David?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Has anyone seen those two in the same room.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I don't know now if it was Larry David, though
him I would have punched in the throat. I can't stand. Really,
I can't stand that I wouldn't piss on him if
I was if he was on fire. Now stand that.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
He was a good friend of our good friend Richard Lewis. Yeah,
Richard was an old friend of ours, and I really
hated it when he died.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
And it broke Larry David up too, because they were very,
very cool. They're very close cool.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I liked Richard. I like Richard Lewis, Richard Lewis, but
there's just something about, uh.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Uh, Larry David, your big brother.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Can't I cannot stand that guy. He's just your typical
fetchy complaining mention of a pain in the act.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Isn't that his TV character?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Though?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Or is he like that?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's the guy, the guy, So I don't think so.
I think that kid came out of the womb complain.
I'm not just crying but bitching about everything.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
So do you hate George Costanza on Seinfeld because the
character was based on Larry David.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
To be brutally honest, I didn't. I never watched Simon.
I never watched I.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Hardly watched it either. I'll make that confession I didn't
watch it.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I was never a big Seinfeld fan. But I will
tell you that the things that I've seen Larry David
in really just greet me the wrong way. I like
that Jason Alexander. I like Jason Alexander as an actor,
the whole, the whole character. Because yeah, I couldn't I
couldn't warm up to any of that yew.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well, but see, we had we had Jerry Seinfeld in
the studio one time. He was complete dick.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I remember you saying, he.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Said, look, you don't want to be here, just go
ahead and leave. We did one break with get the
fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Breaks my heart.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's probably why I didn't watch Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, because that that would leave a bad taste in
your mouth.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, Larry David kind of makes me roll my eyes
because I remember on the show he wanted to make
sure to wash his hands for thirty seconds so he
would sing happy birthday to you twice.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, like people did during the pandemic. Ye have birthday?
Do you have birthday to I'm like, come.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
On, dude, relax.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, well that's what they told us to do during
the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That and Gloria Gayners I will survive my go to
karaoke song.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
How about the bathrooms up here at work?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Okay, there's a sign on the mirror at our company
bathrooms now that says, please wash your hands for twenty seconds.
But if you hold your hand underneath the water, the
little laser eye only lets out like one second of them, yes,
and it stops.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And you had to keep your hands underneath well water, don't.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I had to put some soap on my hands. I
gotta take my hands away from the fault when I
got to put the soap right, get them bow. Then
I gotta put my hand back under it. Watch damn
soap up And it only lasts for about two seconds.
So I take you. I gotta put it under again.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's a rubic exercise bro for my wrist.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Don't worry. I get enough of that.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And on that note, we're out of here.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I was waiting. I was waiting. Have a wonderful day,
guys all.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
See in the words of George Constando, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm out, We're done. We'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
And on the high note back later, not bags
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glapping their gums. Alright, alrighty at a good weekend, Yeah
I did.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Nice, I got some rest. I know you had a
busy weekend. Just thinking about your weekend tired me out right.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah. By Sunday, I was like, how was Tom Rhoades.
Oh he was. He was great. He's always great, and
it's good to see him. I hadn't seen the boy
face to face in many years.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And you took Bailey and Deborah with you to Hyenas.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Nice, I had a little yuck it up.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm a little bit you know now.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I know you were.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Also you were going to try and roll Bill Bellamy
into the middle of that big weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I wasn't able to make it. I told him I.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Was going to That would be too much.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I would have to have gone from over here to
way over there.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, and that's kind of a hike because they're off
of I twenty the Arlington Improv, So that would have
been a hike.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Even with a car that yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, and then Jackal that looked like fun and you
introduced the band.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh yeah, well, Marty always asked me to do that.
When Jackal's playing and.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Nobody threw beer cans or anything you like they did
to Luke Bryan.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Why did they throw beer cans.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
At loose just because that's what fans are doing nowadays
at concerts they throw things on stage. Billy Eilish got
hit right smack in the eye.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Really yeah, she ruined her billy eyelash.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It was so stupid, it was funny.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Is it supposed to be some sort of gesture of
love or are they really pissed off.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
No, it's a gesture of pay attention to me.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Look at me, point call me out of the crowds.
My friends can gear the story called out.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, yeah, man, stepping up on that Billy Bob stage
is whooah boy.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well it's an honor. It's just so much history there.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I know. That's like the very first time I went
up on stage to introduce I just felt like I'm
a stuge Billy Bob. Same thing at the House of Blues.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
It's a big one.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I just thought of a story. I just thought of
a story back a long time ago in the eighties
when this station was in competition with Q one oh two,
where I worked at H and men at work was
playing at Billy Bob's. Well, I get down there. I'm
supposed to be the guy that introduces the band. Then
(02:30):
I find out that someone from this station, which was
the other station to us.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Is KZPS back in those Yes, yes it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Was somebody from them wanted to get up and say
their part. If I was going to be able to
do it, then they should be able to do it.
So I said, okay, all right, all right, So you
know what I did. What I went over to the
sound guy and I gave him twenty dollars and I said,
I said, turn on her monitor so she hears everything,
(03:02):
but don't turn it out over the pH.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It wasn't Panmeless Steels.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yes, it was Pammy. And I told her years later
she said, you asshole. It was competition. I had to
do it.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I love Pammy Steel. You know what though, that was
the beauty of back in the day in radio. Is
those Gorilla warfare?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, Radio Wars was fun.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You talked about all the T shirts that you gave
it a zoo thing, Mike Ry, And I think I
told you when I worked at Power one O two
in al Paso and the competition was b ninety three
across the street, and they were the top forty station
that we kicked their ass after they'd been on the
air forever. But they owned this one concert that came to town.
(03:57):
I don't even remember who it was. I think it
was ex Dance, the dance group these girls, and they
were awesome, but they had at the El Paso Convention Center.
They had exclusivity. So we gave out all these like
five hundred Power two t shirts and they were glowing
the dark. So when the lights went out, everything said
(04:21):
Power one two.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, have shirts that glow in.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
The dar The good marketing director right there.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Do you remember like showing up with your van to
the competitors.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
After a concert was over it reunion arena, the zoo
would be over here blasting their music and we'd be
over here blasting our Everybody just trying to compete with
each other.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Those are the good all day. Now, we're all just
one big happy.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
We're all friends. We don't no more.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We all get along.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You never know when you're gonna have to cross the
street towards.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Right, it's don't burn those bridges if the pavement's hot already.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Nope, I mean, NFL and pro sports athletes are like
that a lot. They're like, Oh, there's my old bro
over on the opposing team, Go over and give him a.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Huge not in Shador Sanders case, not indors.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What did he do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, it was his brother, the one that played for
Tampa Bay. Oh, he was booted from the team because
he got into a fight with the Buffalo Bills during
their preseason game.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Did he get booted permanently?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I think so. I think he was released from the team.
Let me let me well, it's dumb shit shown after
a fight.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I'm sure he'll listen to me when I call
him a dumb shit Shiloh.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Tampa Bay Buccaneers waved safety Shallow Sanders on August twenty fourth,
one day after he was ejected from a preseason game
for throwing a punch at Buffalo Bills tight end Zach Davidson.
Oh good thing, he's got daddy's money.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah again, he just he just kicked dash.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You know, well, my goodness.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So Sad is the backup for the Cleveland Browns. Yes,
the team that we just talked about in Sports of
all sorts for being cheat.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
No, that was the Bengals. The Bengal that was Bengals
Boomerisias and they had they were going to have him
in for some deal, and they didn't buy him a
plane ticket or got him a hotel.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
He was going to be inducted into their ring of
Ring of Honor. Yeah, and they wouldn't fly him in
to honor him.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Okay, In all fairness, they did offer him two free
tickets to these Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, that that would soothe things over, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
And a discown at a hotel Hotel six yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, some fleabag with like the sheets feel like sandpaper.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Pay extra for the bed bugs.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Let's see who's on the phone here? Hello, bowing them?
Show you know what? I thought that might be you?
How did you? How did you tear up New York
City while you'se there?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh? I had to come back early. I got back.
I came back Friday night, got into it with my
older brother and just decided that.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Really, what did you guys get into it about?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Family sucks? Dude, family sucks.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Anna.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
We don't have that kind of time.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's that's a personal question.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I want the detail, absolutely no problem giving you the details.
But you guys want to take a nap. You guys
want to get something to eat until tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Then it broke your mom's heart though, to see you
leave early.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Or she said you bus take it outside.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Well yeah, she she she was a little upset, but
you got to remember my mother's in that forgetful stage.
So she she gave me the whole oh, don't leave crap,
and then she was like, ten minutes later, when are
you leaving? Oh, don't leave it. So it was it
was a roller coaster ride. But it's okay. It's all good.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I mean, the way you realize with your brother though,
you know, jeez.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Well yeah, but but there's there's there's a family history
there that I swear when I retire and I have
the time, I'm going to write a book because I
just first of all, my therapist says I should write
all this stuff down anyway, because it would be therapeutic
put it on paper.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Secondly, I read a chapter of Oh I forget the
name of the book, but I'm thinking, if people are
buying this ship and reading it, probably fell.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, you do have some good stories.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You can call it Matt's Mishaps misshap in Manhattan. How
about that?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
If Matt's okay, We're all okay right.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's that's that's brilliance. Look at that he came up
with that? What in two seconds?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
See just creativity just oozes out of our assholes in here.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh, where's the butt sniffer when you need them?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, the mad butt sniffer.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
We ship brilliance on the ball in them, show Mark.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
You don't always notice it.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, well, Matt, I mean New York City families they
tend to run a little bit on the hot head
side anyway, right.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
All families we do tend to uh have a higher
boiling point than than the average bearer. Is me having
been in Texas for so long and getting used to
this laid back Oosa type of a life dial, I
get up there and my sphincter puckers to where you know,
(10:00):
forty fourteen carrot diamond type of a situation.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah wow.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
And then my mom we went out to it. We
went out to a rest I told him I was
alot to go drinking with my mom, which was the
real thing I was looking forward to. And so we
go to her favorite restaurant which has a bar. You know,
it's one of those cheers type things with. My mom
knows her name, and I walk in and nobody knows me,
and so she orders her Manhattan. We have, we sit down,
we have dinner, and then like as we're sitting there
(10:29):
having dinner, there was a couple of theater guys that
were in there, and they were talking and they were
getting a little bit hammered, and they were getting louder
and louder and louder, and my mom normally would have been,
you know, I had a seen her starting the twitch
in her seat, or i'd have seen her starting to
get a little uneasy, and she's just got this koumba
eye attitude, like you know, what is she gonna do.
She's ninety two years old. She's not gonna take them
(10:50):
all on like she once would have. But so yeah, so,
I mean, you know, I realized, you know, my lifestyle
for the last twenty someone year since I've been in
Texas has really really mellowed me. And it pisses me
the fuck.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I want to get mad.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
The water I want we put ballium in the water.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
You're gonna live longer, your blood pressure is gonna be better,
your arteries are gonna be mushi er.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's gonna be wonderful.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
You're gonna live to a ripe old age, maybe even
triple figures.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Squeeze my right one.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I'm glad you're back. Man.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Texas had again, Texas again.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Did you guys see that I was getting food with
Bernie Sanders?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Did you see that Bernie Sanders?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Really?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I meant that my Facebook Check my Facebook page. I
posted a picture of of Bernie. He was ordering, Uh,
he was ordering bagels and locks.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
He was ordering soup in the bagel, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But no, I I was in there, and and uh,
I didn't. I didn't ask him for a selfie. I
didn't talk to him. He's on vacation, and I you know,
it's it's such a it's such a red area out
where my mom is that I didn't know who was around,
and I didn't want to be the one to draw
attention to him.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, you should have just given him a thumbs up
at least, you know, he.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Never looked up from the from the MASA.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Super Larry, you sure it was Bernie Sanders and not
Larry David?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Has anyone seen those two in the same room.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I don't know now if it was Larry David, though
him I would have punched in the throat. I can't stand. Really,
I can't stand that I wouldn't piss on him if
I was if he was on fire. Now stand that.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
He was a good friend of our good friend Richard Lewis. Yeah,
Richard was an old friend of ours, and I really
hated it when he died.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
And it broke Larry David up too, because they were very,
very cool. They're very close cool.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I liked Richard. I like Richard Lewis, Richard Lewis, but
there's just something about, uh.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Uh, Larry David, your big brother.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Can't I cannot stand that guy. He's just your typical
fetchy complaining mention of a pain in the act.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Isn't that his TV character?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Though?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Or is he like that?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's the guy, the guy, So I don't think so.
I think that kid came out of the womb complain.
I'm not just crying but bitching about everything.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
So do you hate George Costanza on Seinfeld because the
character was based on Larry David.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
To be brutally honest, I didn't. I never watched Simon.
I never watched I.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Hardly watched it either. I'll make that confession I didn't
watch it.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I was never a big Seinfeld fan. But I will
tell you that the things that I've seen Larry David
in really just greet me the wrong way. I like
that Jason Alexander. I like Jason Alexander as an actor,
the whole, the whole character. Because yeah, I couldn't I
couldn't warm up to any of that yew.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well, but see, we had we had Jerry Seinfeld in
the studio one time. He was complete dick.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I remember you saying, he.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Said, look, you don't want to be here, just go
ahead and leave. We did one break with get the
fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Breaks my heart.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's probably why I didn't watch Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, because that that would leave a bad taste in
your mouth.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, Larry David kind of makes me roll my eyes
because I remember on the show he wanted to make
sure to wash his hands for thirty seconds so he
would sing happy birthday to you twice.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, like people did during the pandemic. Ye have birthday?
Do you have birthday to I'm like, come.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
On, dude, relax.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, well that's what they told us to do during
the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That and Gloria Gayners I will survive my go to
karaoke song.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
How about the bathrooms up here at work?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Okay, there's a sign on the mirror at our company
bathrooms now that says, please wash your hands for twenty seconds.
But if you hold your hand underneath the water, the
little laser eye only lets out like one second of them, yes,
and it stops.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And you had to keep your hands underneath well water, don't.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I had to put some soap on my hands. I
gotta take my hands away from the fault when I
got to put the soap right, get them bow. Then
I gotta put my hand back under it. Watch damn
soap up And it only lasts for about two seconds.
So I take you. I gotta put it under again.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's a rubic exercise bro for my wrist.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Don't worry. I get enough of that.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And on that note, we're out of here.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I was waiting. I was waiting. Have a wonderful day,
guys all.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
See in the words of George Constando, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm out, We're done. We'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
And on the high note back later, not bags
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