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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums by Ali.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, was this an email that you got?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yes, okay, we've got a misheard lyrics inquiry.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Right, guys, Yes, that's what we got.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's from jr Uh. He says in the Queen song
we Will Rock You. What did the cat do? It's
kicking your can all over the place. Not your cat,
that's right now. If the cat ships on the rug,
maybe you will, but it's can all over the place.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So many people think it says kicking your cat all
over the place.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
No, no, no, no, don't call Peter and bitch to
the NBA.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, there's nothing to do with the cat now. I
was talking to one of our coworkers yesterday about what
I used to think. You remember the song roller Coaster, Yeah, yeah,
say what?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I used to always think that it said no med
gusta your love, which means I don't like your love.
And that's just true.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You know, we should do misheard lyrics on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We've done it before.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
That would be a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yes, it would, yes, it would so big plans this weekend.
I'm looking forward to going TCU game.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm going right after we wrap up our decompression session.
I need to wrap up some stuff at work, and
then I'm going to that luncheon that I told you
about yesterday. Oh yeah, for Austin Street Center to help
the homeless here in our area.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And the great ed Norton is going to be there.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Edward Norton, who I just love that Primal Fear movie.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I was going to say Primal Fear where he went
from I'm not I'm innocent.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And I totally bought it.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Then he turned crazy, Yes, he turned back ship mean crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Who was the other big guy in that Richard.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
His attorney, and then he finds out that he was bamboozled,
that they got He acted like he was special needs
and innocent.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's a great movie. Tell him he did a pretty
good job as the Hulk.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Too, I will. I will. A lot of people think
of Mark Ruffalo when they think of the Hut, but
Edward Norton did a good job.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
That's right before Well, there's three different people who played.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The Hull TV Hulk, Yeah, yeah, and then Edward Norton.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Edward Norton, but there was another one who am I
thinking of?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Other than Mark.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yes, yes, yeah, there was a hulk in between.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Bill Bixby.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
No, that was on the TV show.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, he was shrunken down.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Eric Banner, Eric, that's right, Bill.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Another one.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So on the Courtship of Eddie's Father. Did you grow
up watching that?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh yeah, I used to love it, and I did
not have a crush even though we were the same age.
I did not have the crush on Eddie. Oh really,
I had the crush on Bill.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Bixby going for the old man, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And it's not like I have daddy issues because I
love my daddy. But yeah, oh my gosh, I thought
Bill Bixby was so handsome as a kid.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Here's in a couple of Elvis movies too.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, what Bill Bixby was getting any other love bug?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I don't know. Let me see. Here's about I can't
remember who acted Hello Bo on them show billow Hello guys.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Hey, hey dude, we do not doing all right. I
just want to say that it is it is a
privilege and a pleasure when I'm able to hear radio
history in the making.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
What radio history?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, let me just say Cactus's statement about if you
want to blow a load.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
If you want to if you want to get a load,
you have to do it.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Well, she said, if you want to blow a load,
you gotta do a load.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, I have it, I have it committed to memory.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I knew bou would love that story. Oh yeah, so
when we when I went downstairs to go get or
I go. You have to share this story with both
because it's one of my all time favorite bits that
you do.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
When when I heard that and I realized this was
the perfect guest for both, let me just let me
just say and of it again. You have to blow
a load.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
No, if you want if you want to blow a load,
you have to do a lot load. Yeah, which is fair.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's biblical, absolutely biblical.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yes, in the Book of Genesis.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You know, women should start doing like a subway point system,
like the subway sandwich shop, where you get points for
doing dishes, mopping the floor, making the bed, and then
at the end of the week, with however many points
you get, then you get to you know, get a
b jay.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I got short change. In my last marriage. I did
all the laundry and I'm talking about washing, drying up, folding.
Did you get some I should have been getting some
about three or four times a day.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
A damn right, nothing you needed to have the card
with all the little punchies.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah, subway, see one more load. Now I get to
blow a load.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I think I think I'm going to get a T
shirt made up for women women, and it's gonna have
it's gonna have like a little dancing basket of laundry, yeah,
with quotation marks, and it's going to be in the
front of it. If you want to blow a load,
and it's gonna have it's gonna be a phallic It's
(05:46):
not going to be a dick, but it's going to
be a phallic thing with like spurting, you know, something
spurting out of it on the front, on the front,
and then on the back. It's going to have the
dancing laundry basket. And and you have to do a lot.
I just I am. So my weekend has already been made.
Every New York team can lose, The Cowboys could even win.
(06:07):
I don't give off fuck. My weekend has been made.
But I'm gonna go see that little girl over that.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
One joke that I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
She's precious, very precious and so uh. One of the
when I first moved into my house and my boyfriend
at the time, Oscar, he would come over and he
would help, like he like changed like the showerheads and
fix things around the house. And I had never been
more in love with him than I was the week
that he spent at my house fixing things.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Did you make him blow alone?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm not going to say it, but I will say
that I had never been more in love with him
than I was that week, just because it was just
something about it. It was like, oh my god, look
at all he could do. Scare away.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I know, you guys are looking to get out of there,
But I had that same experience with a girlfriend when
I first cooked for her.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, she fell in love with you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We we we had a great time before that, we
were doing you know, everything was my parents went out
of town. I was still living at home. My parents
went out of town, and I invited her over and
I said, let me, let me, let me cook a
great dish that my mom taught me, and let me
know if you like it. And I'll never forget just
seeing her or sitting across the counter while I'm chpe
chopping and dicing and doing everything. And I could just
(07:27):
see she was looking at me different, and I was thinking,
okay something and and and we we sat down, we
had a nice, lovely meal, we sat out on the patio,
and that night's sex it was. It's it's in my
annals of historical moments. No bo, no bo, Stop destroying
(07:53):
a beautiful thing.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Sorry, I'm sorry, you expect that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I know when she told you about one when when
Cactus told you about one of the comedians.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Anthony, Yeah, and you said, do his friends call him?
If he was my friend, that's what I call him
all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
She looked at me like, and I got into just bow.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
But she probably never thought that.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, but you know what, he's probably gonna be on
her next social media post.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
If she ever meets Anthony Jesel next, you'll call him
Jim Neck.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You will.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You'll call him just because it's theirs. I just want
to say before I let you just go, I just
want to say one last thing. Yes, yeah, guys, guys,
if you want.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
To blow a load, that's right.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Have a wonderful weekend later.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
All right, let's wrap her up, wrap her up, but
have a safe weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, you're going to Don Felder Hell yeah man. Well, also,
if you happen to go to the TCU game, we'll
be in frog Alley, Miss Annabelle and I and I
don't know what will be given away, but it doesn't
matter because it'll be free. Yes, it will all.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Sorts of goodies. And of course you can catch the
game on lone Star ninety two five, the Home of
the DC. You aren't frogs, what's that yell?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
They m rambhubing like that? All right, we'll sell you
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums by Ali.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, was this an email that you got?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yes, okay, we've got a misheard lyrics inquiry.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Right, guys, Yes, that's what we got.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's from jr Uh. He says in the Queen song
we Will Rock You. What did the cat do? It's
kicking your can all over the place. Not your cat,
that's right now. If the cat ships on the rug,
maybe you will, but it's can all over the place.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So many people think it says kicking your cat all
over the place.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
No, no, no, no, don't call Peter and bitch to
the NBA.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, there's nothing to do with the cat now. I
was talking to one of our coworkers yesterday about what
I used to think. You remember the song roller Coaster, Yeah, yeah,
say what?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I used to always think that it said no med
gusta your love, which means I don't like your love.
And that's just true.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You know, we should do misheard lyrics on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We've done it before.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
That would be a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yes, it would, yes, it would so big plans this weekend.
I'm looking forward to going TCU game.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm going right after we wrap up our decompression session.
I need to wrap up some stuff at work, and
then I'm going to that luncheon that I told you
about yesterday. Oh yeah, for Austin Street Center to help
the homeless here in our area.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And the great ed Norton is going to be there.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Edward Norton, who I just love that Primal Fear movie.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I was going to say Primal Fear where he went
from I'm not I'm innocent.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And I totally bought it.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Then he turned crazy, Yes, he turned back ship mean crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Who was the other big guy in that Richard.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
His attorney, and then he finds out that he was bamboozled,
that they got He acted like he was special needs
and innocent.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's a great movie. Tell him he did a pretty
good job as the Hulk.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Too, I will. I will. A lot of people think
of Mark Ruffalo when they think of the Hut, but
Edward Norton did a good job.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
That's right before Well, there's three different people who played.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The Hull TV Hulk, Yeah, yeah, and then Edward Norton.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Edward Norton, but there was another one who am I
thinking of?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Other than Mark.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yes, yes, yeah, there was a hulk in between.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Bill Bixby.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
No, that was on the TV show.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, he was shrunken down.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Eric Banner, Eric, that's right, Bill.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Another one.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So on the Courtship of Eddie's Father. Did you grow
up watching that?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh yeah, I used to love it, and I did
not have a crush even though we were the same age.
I did not have the crush on Eddie. Oh really,
I had the crush on Bill.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Bixby going for the old man, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And it's not like I have daddy issues because I
love my daddy. But yeah, oh my gosh, I thought
Bill Bixby was so handsome as a kid.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Here's in a couple of Elvis movies too.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, what Bill Bixby was getting any other love bug?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I don't know. Let me see. Here's about I can't
remember who acted Hello Bo on them show billow Hello guys.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Hey, hey dude, we do not doing all right. I
just want to say that it is it is a
privilege and a pleasure when I'm able to hear radio
history in the making.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
What radio history?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, let me just say Cactus's statement about if you
want to blow a load.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
If you want to if you want to get a load,
you have to do it.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Well, she said, if you want to blow a load,
you gotta do a load.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, I have it, I have it committed to memory.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I knew bou would love that story. Oh yeah, so
when we when I went downstairs to go get or
I go. You have to share this story with both
because it's one of my all time favorite bits that
you do.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
When when I heard that and I realized this was
the perfect guest for both, let me just let me
just say and of it again. You have to blow
a load.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
No, if you want if you want to blow a load,
you have to do a lot load. Yeah, which is fair.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's biblical, absolutely biblical.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yes, in the Book of Genesis.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You know, women should start doing like a subway point system,
like the subway sandwich shop, where you get points for
doing dishes, mopping the floor, making the bed, and then
at the end of the week, with however many points
you get, then you get to you know, get a
b jay.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I got short change. In my last marriage. I did
all the laundry and I'm talking about washing, drying up, folding.
Did you get some I should have been getting some
about three or four times a day.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
A damn right, nothing you needed to have the card
with all the little punchies.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah, subway, see one more load. Now I get to
blow a load.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I think I think I'm going to get a T
shirt made up for women women, and it's gonna have
it's gonna have like a little dancing basket of laundry, yeah,
with quotation marks, and it's going to be in the
front of it. If you want to blow a load,
and it's gonna have it's gonna be a phallic It's
(05:46):
not going to be a dick, but it's going to
be a phallic thing with like spurting, you know, something
spurting out of it on the front, on the front,
and then on the back. It's going to have the
dancing laundry basket. And and you have to do a lot.
I just I am. So my weekend has already been made.
Every New York team can lose, The Cowboys could even win.
(06:07):
I don't give off fuck. My weekend has been made.
But I'm gonna go see that little girl over that.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
One joke that I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
She's precious, very precious and so uh. One of the
when I first moved into my house and my boyfriend
at the time, Oscar, he would come over and he
would help, like he like changed like the showerheads and
fix things around the house. And I had never been
more in love with him than I was the week
that he spent at my house fixing things.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Did you make him blow alone?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm not going to say it, but I will say
that I had never been more in love with him
than I was that week, just because it was just
something about it. It was like, oh my god, look
at all he could do. Scare away.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I know, you guys are looking to get out of there,
But I had that same experience with a girlfriend when
I first cooked for her.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, she fell in love with you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We we we had a great time before that, we
were doing you know, everything was my parents went out
of town. I was still living at home. My parents
went out of town, and I invited her over and
I said, let me, let me, let me cook a
great dish that my mom taught me, and let me
know if you like it. And I'll never forget just
seeing her or sitting across the counter while I'm chpe
chopping and dicing and doing everything. And I could just
(07:27):
see she was looking at me different, and I was thinking,
okay something and and and we we sat down, we
had a nice, lovely meal, we sat out on the patio,
and that night's sex it was. It's it's in my
annals of historical moments. No bo, no bo, Stop destroying
(07:53):
a beautiful thing.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Sorry, I'm sorry, you expect that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I know when she told you about one when when
Cactus told you about one of the comedians.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Anthony, Yeah, and you said, do his friends call him?
If he was my friend, that's what I call him
all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
She looked at me like, and I got into just bow.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
But she probably never thought that.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, but you know what, he's probably gonna be on
her next social media post.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
If she ever meets Anthony Jesel next, you'll call him
Jim Neck.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You will.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You'll call him just because it's theirs. I just want
to say before I let you just go, I just
want to say one last thing. Yes, yeah, guys, guys,
if you want.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
To blow a load, that's right.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Have a wonderful weekend later.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
All right, let's wrap her up, wrap her up, but
have a safe weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, you're going to Don Felder Hell yeah man. Well, also,
if you happen to go to the TCU game, we'll
be in frog Alley, Miss Annabelle and I and I
don't know what will be given away, but it doesn't
matter because it'll be free. Yes, it will all.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Sorts of goodies. And of course you can catch the
game on lone Star ninety two five, the Home of
the DC. You aren't frogs, what's that yell?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
They m rambhubing like that? All right, we'll sell you
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