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July 22, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glapping their gums.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, were good? Were good? Right?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Dan, We damn got look at this broiler of a
day that's developing for us, just in time to walk
out of the buildings.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
It still hasn't hit one hundred degrees. According to Pete Delcas,
you're close, Friday. I think we could now. I know, Bo,
you're gonna love this. What the heat index has been
in the triple Yeah, well, the actual high has not.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Been in this well, been in the triple digits. If
it feels like it's triple digits, damn it, it's in
the triple.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
It is like poking the bear between you and my
brother Ray. They get so many. If it's the feels
like temperature, that's the temperature.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, I agree. It's like daylight savings time. You know,
it's it's not really nine o'clock at night. You guys
were just messing with the clock.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That reminds me. Have you noticed it gets dark a
lot later?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Now? Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
When I'm ready to crash, there's still light outside, and
I think, well, I should be doing some shit, And.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
That's why I like, I close the blinds, close the curtains,
make sure that the room is nice and dark.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh, I use the dog I do too.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Do you guys use anything like blackout curtains for your
tough sleep schedule.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I just have regular curtains, but when I close the blinds,
that pretty much blacks everything end.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay, Yeah, but you know, I just I can listen.
If I'm tired enough, I will crash out, right. I
will crash.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Out when it's a weekday evening and I'm like, I
wanted to cool off outside. I wanted to get darker outside,
and then I want that mosquito period to go by.
But usually by the time all that shit happens, I'm asleep.
I'm passed out already. But my poor dogs, I can't
take them out in the middle of the day right now.

(01:47):
They wouldn't last five minutes. Yeah, they wouldn't even be
able to concentrate on taking a poop or chasing a
rabbit or anything. They just tongues be hanging out, ready
to go back inside. I think we should just say
at the clocks and we should have a reasonable sunset
time six seven.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I think that they talked about no more daylight savings.
He's been talking about that for three years. Yeah, but
I think they passed the legislation and then it was
going to be a couple of years until it went
into a fact. But I don't think like it.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Can't just do something like that on the spur of
the moment.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, I know, you don't deal with allergies, but my
allergies have been so bad the past couple of days,
like itchy, itchy eyes and congestion. It's horrible. Plus I said,
there was hair and dust in the air again.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Right, Yeah, we've got into the big chunk of that
craft that blew over here too.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
How come that started happening that didn't never happen before.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
There's a few nature mysteries going on right now.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Catching Spirit Airlines and coming over.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
He always picking on Spirit Airlines.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, I've never flown Spirit Airlines.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Because everybody says it's so shitty, but I don't know it.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Several times and I mean it's yeah, it's the greyhound
Bus of commercial airliners. But at the same time, I
appreciated the price difference. I never need to pack very
much when I go onto a flight, and the upgrades
that they try to sell you are also pretty cheap,
Like you can get a regular coach seat on Spirit Airlines. Yeah,

(03:22):
inside your ticket's gonna be a little upgrade brochure in there. Hey,
how'd you like to move up to the front row
of the plane And it's a wider seat and everything.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't think that you don't care about that.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Comedian John Christ has the best Spirit Airlines bit. I
believe it's Spirit Airlines where he's talking about do we
have a doctor on board? And then there's like no response,
and it was like, do we have a nurse on board?
Do we have someone who's considered becoming a nurse? And

(03:54):
he says, he goes, We're on freaking Spirit Airlines. You
know you have a nail.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Technician on board?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Do we have anybody that has a band aid on
them right now?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Is there anybody on the plane you're going to have
a medical emergency? Don't fly Spirit.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
The only thing I care about is if the plane
stays in the air till we get where we're going
and land safely when we need to.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Get just the plane, but the doors and the windows
of the plane stay in.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
The air, and that would be helpful.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Why do some people try to open the door on
an airplane that's in the air flipping the fuck down,
because because you can't do it, the pressure outside will
not let you do it.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
And it's pretty scary. You have some crazy person on
the floor.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
That person still needs a ass whoopan.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
We think it just shows we have a mental health crisis,
if not an epidemic in this country. And people are
also over medicating before they get on the plane. If
you want to have a drink or even three, fine, okay,
but don't use your drink to chase a couple of
vallium down or eat too many gummies and then chase
it with whiskey or something. You know, you're getting into

(05:06):
a little tube with a whole shipload of strangers. Yeah,
that's that's enough to try an average person's patience.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
The fool on a plane though, And I've been plenty
drunk on a plane before.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, but you know how a lot of people, I guess.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
I remember I flew to San Francisco to go see
the Cowboys playing the forty nine Ers in San Francisco,
And when we got up from our seats after we
landed in San Francisco, I looked down and there was
all the little bottles all over the floor.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
And you have no idea how they got that.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
I drank duma.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
OK, let's see who's on here? Hello, bowing them yell
hello there, well hello there, what you doing?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Actually? I got home from Chicago, and man, I know
why they call it windy City now, and that's thought
them their plan? Am I homing?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Anyway, I won't keep it, but uh they I flew American.
I don't fly Spirit, but I didn't pay for extra seating.
So both times going and coming home, I was on
the thirty three seas. I'll but it's the very last seat,
and my gosh, the whole back end just wiggled wiggle wiggles,
and I thought I was praying the whole time.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Je.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
The worst thing is when you are on that last seat,
because you can't lean back at all. Of course, now though,
when you're on a flight, because they've got the seats
so close together, you really can't lean back because otherwise
you're in the person behind you's lap two.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Inches of recline and they fix it to where you
only get like two inches.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yes, yes, but it was a great time went to
that convention. I want to change ten inch stainless still
skill it one of the new So that was that's
about two fifty. I don't know, very wow too. But
it's fun. It's a lifetime one. You can't bitch about that.
But I had something else. Oh yeah, thirty eight Special,

(07:07):
Oh my gosh, Kansas. That was so fun And and bo,
I know because you started out with them like me,
and they were so good, but they're old.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Well dug look at all of them.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Hey, bo, you and I I think we ate like
good wine. No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't know about that. I aged more like Mad
Dog twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
You know, think about how much it takes a toll
on your body when you tour as much as these
bands did, right and living too, Yes.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
And I didn't realize Kansas was older than thirty eight
Special until listening to them.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh yeah, pretty cool. By the way. By the way, uh,
let's see, did you eat a Chicago hot dog while
you were there very last damn day?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Because these girls that all those girls, they ate it
places where they serve pizza. They wanted that fat, ash crusty.
I prefer thin crust.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
I do too. You gotta be thin crushed. I don't
want to eat a big mouthful of dough to get
in Wales.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
And sometimes it's not dough. It's like a souper bowl
because it's so much tomato sauce. Now, I don't mind
a good Chicago style pizza, which is like, you know,
soupy deep dish. Yeah, the deep dish. I don't like
it to be Doughey, I'm like you, but I like
that flavor.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah. Now, gar Dono is the famous one. So the
people at the Hiatt where they were just ordering in,
you know, I wouldn't, we wouldn't order in. But Giordonna
started selling flat bed because flat bread, because whenever I
was in Vegas, they have a location up there, and
we got the flat bread. It was good. But the
hot dog I got the very last day and it

(08:55):
was very good.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I get my handful of them at Portillo's. Is a
matter of now I'm hungry, right, you hadn't been to Portillo's.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, listen, get it all. There's not one convenience to me,
young lady.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
There's more coming.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Listen to me when you go there. Get the Italian
beef and sausage sandwich.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
He loves that one.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
And I always get at least one Chicago hot dog
to go with that.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
We may have to split that sausage and Italian beef
because it's a lot, it really is. But you know
it's right by Grandscape. So the next time you go
to Grandscape for one of their summer concert series or something,
you'll have to swing by Portillo.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
So you don't like big sausages.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh yeah, maybe I knew.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I said one of you up for a line, and
I appreciate that guy.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Thank you, Dan.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's the way to field a bow question. That's right,
the true Texan.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
But when I go up North Dallas, I'll see the
one that opened when they first came Dallas, and I
think it's the Blood Drive. Just ky or somebody gave
me a free hot dog. I just hadn't been up
there yet.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Well you got it, get it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I think it was a gift dollar gift card.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you said.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
And there are more DFW locations that are set to
open soon. They keep announcing another one and announcing another one,
so yeah, in the coming months, it's going to be
closer by.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
They also have a food truck. Portillo's was out at
Kaboomtown in Addison for fourth of July on the July third. Yeah,
and they have a truck and they take it out places,
so maybe they'll go to Singaville.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Okay, not only need to go.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
To the football games up and didn't loved Fletcher's Dog hot.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Dogs yea affair.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Oh my god, I love them.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Portillo's not only has a food truck now, but packed
in a huge box in the back of the food
truck is a fifty foot long inflatable Chicago dog that
they set up at their promotions and it's just greatness
to look. Will make you hungry.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well, anyway, talking about the fair, I got my passes
while I were in Chicago because I ordered early because
like a fifty dollars thing, so I'm good to go fair.
I need a Fletchers.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Are those season passes that you get?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
How are they?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Well? I paid one hundred bucks because I've got two
season pass and fifty dollars worth of food cards. But
I've been going ever since probably they open. I'm not
that old.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
You go multiple times?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes, I do, because my friend Jack that owns Jack's
French Rise out there here. We just go out and
have a good time.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
So all you got to pay for when you go
to the fair, is that the tokens the tickets to
go on the rides, right?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Everything else get I don't.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I don't go on the rides unless it's obtained one
because I had the next surgery a few years ago.
So I I like going up in the big ferris wheel.
I don't mind that sky thing that goes across the
fair if I want to meet somebody across the fair.
But otherwise so rower coasters and things I don't get
on there're so exciting.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Have any of you all found it discovered that you
have aged out of certain amusement park rides being.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, I like the people watch and.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Drink, and those are two things that everybody should do
it one time or another every day.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
I still love the rides, but like, if you go
to six Flags, you pay for the entry and then
all the rides are covered. But if you go to
the State Fair, like the sky thing that's like twenty
dollars just to go and cross, I'd rather walk. And
then the other one that goes around, like the Reunion
Tower thing and then it spins around, it's so boring.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
The one that's way up.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
High and it goes it's like twenty dollars too. No,
that's not worth it. I'd rather buy me another corn dog.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
You bungee jump that thing that throws you way up
that bungee.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
I've done it before.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, I need to. I done too. I don't want
to ship myself while I'm there.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
You don't want a Ralphie may it?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
No, I don't want to Ralphie may it.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I think I've probably aged out of bungee jumping too.
And if you want to get me on a ride
like a tilta whirl or something, no.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, I'm too old. I don't like shit that spins
you around. Now a roller coaster? Well, you get me
on the Titan at six Flags. I'm in my element
that Diane. I want you when you go to the
State Fair. Maybe you've already noticed it.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
There's one that goes round and round and like bo
on that Monday morning wake up slab? Do you want
to go? They've got a picture of like some rock
person on this tilta Whirl whatever right it is.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
And don't look anything like real rock.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
It looks just like Jeff k from Motive. Oh god,
I took a picture of it, and I go, dude,
is this you, and he's like, no, hahaha, it looks
just like you.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
You mentioned flags. Have y'all been out there since it's wet?
No alcohol?

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yes, And I thought, oh my god, that's supposed to
been the last family thinged park in Dallas. But I'm
the fairs. They serve it and everybody seems to get
along except when they want to pull out their.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Gun get drunk at Disney World.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Wait, I thought the fair closed down. Oh wait, I'm
thinking of the titty bar.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
I'm sorry, hey, Dian, We're gonna have to go because
I have a Public Affairs show recording session that I
have to go to. But quick reminder, I just text
Mike Doocy and he's gonna talk to us tomorrow about
Cowboys training camp.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
He is today, you'd be good.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Love you guys, two.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Back, all right, We love y'all too, Tune in tomorrow

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Talks all bye
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