Comedian Dusty slay Calls Bo! Rockstars Who Made Commercials. (Full Show 7.29.25 Ep. 1417)

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi, I'm Marty de Bernie.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Forty years ago I was honored to direct a film, Coulman.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
This is Spinal Taps. Of course the numbers will go
to eleven one.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten
be the top number and make.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
That a little lower.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Wow, these go to eleven.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I like to think, O my.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Pink torpedo. That's yeah literature, Yeah, yeah, really.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
A lot has happened since the last time I saw you, Crypto,
Have you.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Been playing music at all? I playing music at a pub.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
This is the site of Spinal Taps reunion concert.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Why eat New Orleans?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
There was a cancelation.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Who was supposed to be there? An evening with Stormy Daniels.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Oh, obviously there'll be the regular merch.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yes has had a rather brilliant idea, says Artisans. But
we're still sure to drummer. What happened to him? He
sneezed himself into a Bolivian. It's that magically possible, So
you think he might fill the bill? I don't want
to die.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
We've only lost eleven or twelve eleven eleven drummers.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
The thing that you guys had as kids is that
still there and in a band. The castaly is breaking
apart and coming back together.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
But the more we retreat into the music, the nicer
things have become, not to be profound or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
And it will be your first time for me stoneheads,
imagine Lace Weather Tail go back in time. What we
need to do is secure your legacy.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
If during the gig, at least one, but ideally no
more than two of you were to die, would you
settle for a coma.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh no, that's interesting.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, that's a great bit of thinking outside well literal box.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I suppose. Actually that is awesome. The taps literature. That
is obviously the trailer to the new Spinal Tap movie
called Spinal Tap two. The End continues and it open
September twelve, and.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
We had the full trailer up on the Bow and
m Show page at long Star ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Rob Reiner says that the test audiences, uh huh. I
think it's incredible. Even people that didn't see the original
love Spinal Tapohnice.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
You have to see the original before you see the
sea one of the best ever.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
Yeah, they just released the original Spinal Tap on Amazon
Prime Video remastered. I think it's on sale for like
seven bucks to own it on there right now, so
get on it.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, it's it's from our culture, don't you know. It's
a classic man y. Yes. Amen. Well, today is toy
Box Tuesday. Have some goodies to pick out for you.
Give me a suggestion if something crosses your mind. And
also we'll talk to comedian Dusty Slade who has his
special today as well. Yeah, it's being released today on Netflix.

(03:24):
Who so we'll talk about that, mister Heaton. Yeah, that's
a bit about the heat, indeck.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Yeah, my trailer is actually not a trailer, it's a
double wide because of the heat.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Indy.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yes, there you go. As we celebrate the International Tiger
Day YAH day to celebrate tigers to raise awareness for
the need of their preservation and the promote the protecting
the expansion of their habitat. But adding that, dude, sure,
as long as I don't have to pet one, I'd
like to keep both my hands. There's such beautiful animals.
You know what that reminds me of. We hadn't heard
from Geo Exotic in a while. Right behind bars in

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Fort Worth, isn't he still waiting for that Trump pardon?

Speaker 7 (04:05):
If anybody's interested in checking out the Care Rescue Tiger
Sanctuary in Bridgeport, Texas. Go to care Rescue Texas dot org.
I used to be a volunteer tour guide there a
long time ago.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Good you, mister tuk me there years ago. Higa man,
It's National Lipstick Day. Yay, I'm wearing mine. I know.
Reminds me. I gotta stop by spoor and pick me
up a couple of tubes of maybe Lene before I
go for you for Jed Bright, No, you don't know
my life outside this station. He's married. He's gotta kiss up,

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he's got to put lipstick on. It is rain day.
In the late nineteenth century, at J. T. Rodgers and
Company drug store in Waynesburg, Pennsylvania, a farmer made or
in marked the pharmacist William Allison that it always rains
on his birthday, which was July twenty ninth, and response
Allison began keeping track of the rainfall each day of

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the year. The farmer was Caleb Eli, who was born
on July twenty ninth, eighteen twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Wow, I hope it doesn't rain today. Maybe we could
use it.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
No chance of rain today, but another heat advisory and
the heat index is one hundred and five.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Terrific. National Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day. What I guess that
means we're supposed to buy a big roll of cheese,
take it home instead of eating it, We're gonna sacrifice
it to the dairy gods on an altar in our
living room, throw it in a volcano or what?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Now that would be cool as long as you didn't
get too close to caso melted cheese volcano in your
living room? People. How about National Chicken Wing Day? Which
whi's favorite flavor? Kigle buffalo? Really? Yeah? I like the
bread and wings. I like garlic parmesan, Oh, very good,

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but they got to be extra well.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
I like the original with blue cheese. Don't give me
that ranch.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I'll take them both. If you don't have blue cheese,
I'll take rains. But I'm a blue cheese bide cheese.
It is National Lasagna Day, Okay, damn, we're gonna be
really full of a couple of ticks when we head
home there.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Start off with the chicken wings and then move to
the lasagna.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Don't forget the melted cheese volcano. Well, you got to
have an appetizer before the main course. Come alrighty, so
got some stuff playing here for Toy Box Tuesday, and
we got sports of all sorts coming up, and pick
your ticket at seven fifty. Let's see it. Since it's
Toy Box Tuesday, you may have to recognize a toy

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commercial from the seventies, from the seventies late good hent.
Or it could be the Earl, which I just know
it from the seventies and some you guys probably had
one of these. Oh there's another. Good it's a guy toy. Alright, alright,
so it's time for that traditional morning stretch.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Hey, get ready assault your senses here this morning because
it's time Dallas. What was classic rock alone starred ninety
two to five. Hold on, Lucy, don't squeeze the heart
this time. Sorry so sorry, Hey, look at the time,

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it's say thirty of times. Brought to you by the
will hed Law Firm.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com in case they
squeeze too hard.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, Cowboy fans serenaded Jerry Jones with chance of pay Michaeh,
Pay Michaeh at training camp. In fact, they did it
all weekend. While the team owner acknowledged them, he took
a bit of a dig at Dallas's supporters While addressing
the media. He says, I heard it right, but not
compared to how I heard them say hey Lamb last year,
Jerry said, comparing negotiations with CD Lamb from last year

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to Michael Parsons from this year. Of course, Jerry eventually
signed Lamb to a one hundred and thirty six million
dollar contract late last August. Just last week, Jerret compared
the negotiations to the season ending injury Dak Prescott suffered
a year ago. Sometimes you have him, sometimes they get hurt.
He keeps bringing that up. Yeah, let it go, dude. Regardless,

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the deal is expected to get done between the two
parties now. Jerry may think the fans were chanting louder
for CD Lamb last year, but that likely won't change
whether or not he pays Michael Parsons. The star defender
will get his money, and it'll come from Jerry's wallet
sooner or later. So you can slough it off as
long as you can, Jerry, but you know you gotta

(08:40):
do it. Jaws.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Cowboys jaunged a major injury concern when an MRI I
revealed left tackle Tyler Goydon did not suffer a torn
ACL in his right knee during yesterday's practice in Oxnard, California,
according to a source guide, and sustained a bone fracture
and is looking at a recovery of four to six weeks,
but he will not require surgery. The ACL is intact,

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but there was an initial thought that the ligament might
have been torn, which would have required season ending surgery,
so we dodged a bullet there. As you may have
seen on Mike Goosey's socials yesterday afternoon, Vogue Goton was
hurt on a pass play during team drills, and he
remained on the ground for a long time as he
was tended to buy the team's medical staff.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
He was able to walk off.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
The field slowly under his own power after briefly being
aided by none other than Micah Parsia.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Hey my god, Hey my god, please pay the man
without guiding.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
The Cowboys have as Seem Richards, who made one start
at left tackle last season, also Hakeem adni g and
Ricky Johnny Cornelius as potential replacements for Gydon.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Good job with the name right thad my way through.
It isn't that a bitch to get hurt in training
camp and then you're not sure if you're going to
make the season. Yeah, that's the I must eat at him.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Tell how crazy is it that a bone injury is
actually better news than a ligament injury?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Yes, someone who has torn the MCL and the ACL out.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
Yeah, and more from the NFL in general, As football
fans know, sometimes the NFL stands for.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Not for long.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
That that was a clip.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
What movie was that? It was an NFL clip? Okay,
And I can't remember the coach for this said. I'm thinking, oh, geez,
I can't remember what he said. It's the NFL, which
stands for not for long. If you keep making calls like.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
That, right, especially players whose age is starting to creep up.
There not for long as a phrase that seems to
be recurring a little bit. So Normally, when a guy
like thirty five year old running back Quarterrell Patterson gets
his walking papers, no big deal, right, It's just a
thing that happens. But Patterson was able to make things
extra special yesterday by breaking the news to the public

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himself instead of waiting for an NFL insider like Adam
Schefter or somebody to make the announcement. Patterson beat him
to the punch, got on ex Twitter and gave this
message to the world breaking news. Pittsburgh Steelers released old,
washed up Cordurell Patterson on his day off.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
At least he's got a sense of humor about it.
Him to the punch. Yeah, that's how the president does it,
you know, so why not. Colorado Buffalo's head coach Dion
Sanders revealed yesterday that he was diagnosed with an aggressive
form of bladder cancer, but after surgery, his oncologists consider
an im cure. Sanders had his bladder removed as part

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of the surgical plan. That's scary, he said. He was
getting a yearly check up related to his previous blood
clot issues that led to two toes getting amputated. If
you'll remember that, people thought he had diabetes. Yes, while
his cat scans were clear, as doctors said, they were
referred to a urologist two weeks later for a brief procedure.

(11:59):
Within minutes of the procedures, Sanders was told he had
a tumor in his bladder, so doctors had to rework
his whole plumbing inside his body, his heart. Yeah, means
he may have a bag that he wears. I don't know.
I don't really want to know Taylor's truth. But Primetime
said he plans to oversee the Buffaloes as he enters

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his third season coaching in Colorado. The only visible chain,
Sandra said, could be on the sideline. He said, it
is real. So if you see a porta potty on
the sidelines, it's real. Ooh, I hate the man. He
had to have his whole plumbing redund.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah, but it's better than still having the cancer. So
at least the cancer is gone. Prayers for Dion. Not
a good night for the Texas Rangers in southern California
as the Angels snapped the Rangers six game win streak.
Kevin Newman Taylor, that wasn't very.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Are you root for the Ange? No? No, I just
did break it up. You two.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Kevin Newman, Taylor, Ward, and Luis ran Hifo all homer
to help the Angels beat Texas six to four last night.
Jacob de Gram took the loss, allowing five runs on
seven hits in one walk over five point one innings
against the Angels. Ace pitcher wasn't at his sharpest, surrendering
a two run homer to Newman in the third inning
and a solo shot to Taylor Ward and the sixth.

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Entering the game last night, did Graham had a six
to zero record, but last night just wasn't his night.
Patrick Corbin will be on the Mounta tonight for the
Rangers as they face off of the Angels for Game
two of their three game series. First pitch tonight will
be at eight thirty eight. You can watch the game
on the Rangers Sports Network. In other Rangers news, the
trade deadline is just two days away, and it appears

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that the Rangers are heading into the deadline as buyers
instead of sellers, and that could make a dollars Garcia
fans very happy since the big rumor has been that
the Rangers would trade a Dallas Garcia, the postseason hero
of twenty twenty three. In fact, ESPN put the chances
of moving a Dallas Garcia at fifth deep percent. Really,

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the updated trade deadline is on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Come on, we can't get rid of him, man, really, no,
not at all.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
In Denton, Texas, a man has a been sentenced to
more than two years in prison, and b really pissed
me off. As a daughter parent kind of a guy.
He pleaded guilty to stalking and harassing young athlete WNBA
star Caitlyn Clark leave the Girl Alone letter, play basketball,
My God. Fifty five year old Michael Lewis, Denton, Texas

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sentenced to two and a half years behind bars for stalking.
He was given one hundred and eighty day suspending sentence
for the harassment. Lewis has been incarcerated in an Indie
jail since his arrest in January. He'll have a time
serve credit of one hundred ninety seven days applied towards
this prison term. And Lewis was accused of sending a
series of vulgar, sexually graphic messages to young Caitlin Clark

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on ex Twitter.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh stop it.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
It happens to way too many WNBA players and even
the women's gymnastics team.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Well, but when you have as much light on you
like Caitlin Clark, somebody's gonna say, Yeah, that's the woman
for me. She just doesn't know it yet. It's disgusting.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
If the world can stop distracting big young superstars like that,
they are gonna kick some ass in game time.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I just wish they'd leave him alone.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
A stay away order was issued for Indiana Fever events
in hinkle Field House.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
That's where Clark's boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
Who's an assistant basketball coach for Butler University works and
Lewis and I threatening Clark and said he followed her
too closely because he had been trying to highlight security
concerns for her. Oh yeah, sure, leave the kid alone.
She has good parents and a good family and a
good future. Caitlyn Clark, selected first overall by the Indiana
Fever in last year's w NBA Draft, is college basketball's

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all time leading scorer and boy, can she hit it
from the three?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yes, leading scorer is men's and women. Yep, awesome. Yeah,
you know I was worried about her safety. I wasn't
stalking her at Gelbow locked up well. On Saturday in Lisbon, Portugal,
Canada's Corey Bellmore once again demonstrated his dominance in one
of running strangest traditions, winning the eleventh edition of the

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Beer Mile World Classic in a blistering four minutes and
twenty seven seconds, his fastest recorded time yet. Wait a
Go The event part track rais in part drinking challenge
asked runners to drink four beers, one after each lap
of a mile and still finish fast as they can.

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Each beer must be at least twelve ounces five percent
alcohol and fully consumed, with penalties for spillage or leftover foam.
You have to even get the foam out of there?
Can you throw up?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
The well?

Speaker 8 (16:49):
Video?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
But there is a still sun right there. It doesn't
say you can't throw up, but I'm sure it's in
the rule book. The finish line. Now, the Beer Mile
didn't begin as the spectacle as it is today. It
traces back to the late nineteen eighties in Ontario, Canada,
where late night joking among a group of young drunk
men evolved into a corky challenge. Run a lap, chug

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a bear, repeat four times. That format spread quickly among
Canadian running clubs. By the early nineteen nineties, students at
Queen's University in Ontario had formalized a set of standards
later dubbed the Kingston Rules, which laid the foundation for
modern Beer Mile events today. This guy either is gonna

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burp or is gonna hurl. Yes, he's gonna burt. Either way,
it's gonna be entertaining. Now I ain't all right? The
freaking fool file next on the Bow and Them show,
Oh shootout. Well I was close, wasn't I? Yes, you
were Dallas? What was classic rock? Alone? Star ninety two

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five got a little something from the toy box because
Mick Jagger turned eighty two over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Now, yeah, and he's got a big announcem coming soon
hopefully or tour.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
I'm hoping. We'll see. But now it's time for the
freak and fool file. You know, private investigators are well,
they're private. That's why it is called private investigators. Yes,
but some cases are too memorable not to share. Recently,
Reddit asked private investigators to share some of the strangest
and most interesting cases that they have worked. Here's what

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one of them said. I was a former private investigator
about thirty years ago. For me, the number of people
faking disability claims was huge. It made up at least
seventy percent of our cases.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
But it was also easy to prove way more than
other types of cases. Normally, we just hang out outside
their house and wait for them to take groceries out
of the trunk, walk down the porch steps or whatever.
But one hilarious case that I will never forget was
the one where a man claimed he hurt his shoulder
at work and lost movement of his right arm as

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a result, and of course he was getting compensated by
the insurance company.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Said.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
We waited outside his house and on day one he
came out of his house, got into his car. We
followed him to the betting cages, where we recorded him
swinging a bet all day long.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Hard.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
You can't use your arm when you're out there in
the betting case. God, dude. Here's another one says I
was hired to follow a woman who claims she was
completely blind and collecting insurance money. Of course I spent
the day following her around as she drove from store
to store in a church vand not so blind, I guess.

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And there's more which I'll have some tomorrow to.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
Some people will do anything to smuggle animals a bow.
A woman in Florida attempted to smuggle two turtles through
security at Miami International Airport by hiding them in her
bra that's according to the Transportation Security Administration.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
In a post on social.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Media, the TSA wrote, okay, friends, please, and we cannot
emphasize this enough. Stop hiding animals in weird places on
your body and then trying to sneak them through airport security.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Now.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
In the post, officials said turtles were stuffed inside her brazier.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
The officials said.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
Small pets can actually pass through security checkpoints, However, they
need to be removed from their carriers, in this case,
her bra. Unfortunately, one of the turtles did not survive.
I guess he was smothered by her big old titties.
But the surviving turtle was turned over to the Florida
Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, where he is getting the
breast I mean, best care possible.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Nice that turtle could have bitter nipple. I guess they
weren't turtles weren't.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
How do you hide them in your bra without them
noticing that same of your boobs?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Looks like my turtles is just moving around, moving man.
We can't have that.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Okay, let's go to a pizzeria in Stoughton, Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I love this story.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
The Stoughton, Wisconsin pizzeria known as Famous Yeti's Pizza shared
a vendor space with a licensed edible marijuana vendor.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Can you guess where we're going. Oh yeah, Suddenly.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Dozens of pizza customers were affected after they were accidentally
dosed with THHC pizza. And this is, of course the THC,
the psychoactive calm doound in cannabis that sort of put
you into chiechen shong mood. After eating food from Famous
Yeti's Pizza, people reported dizziness, anxiety, uncontrollable laughter, and other

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symptoms of THC intoxication.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Here's what happened.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
The pizzeria was having a peak business time and they
ran out of cooking oil. Staff unknowingly grabbed tea HC
infused oil meant for the other vendor, Wow, and used
it to make their pizza and also their garlic bread
and sandwiches. Yes, all right, let's take a road trip
up there and have lunch. What do you say? Seven
people were hospitalized. Dozens more reported symptoms of catching a

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strong and unexpected buzz.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
They weren't ready for a bunch of light weight. Bunch
of lightweight down here in Texas. We can handle it.

Speaker 7 (22:24):
Eighty five people in all said they felt the effects
of this mistake, including unfortunately children and seniors. The restaurant
under cooperated with health officials. They closed the business after
learning what had happened.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Whoops, little slip, there was it. Yeah, the prices are
too high. Here a good one, good one, all right.
Here's an unfortunate and strange incident. A man in Lee County,
Georgia shot an armadillo that had been digging around in
his garden, but the bullet ricocheted off the animal's shell

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and struck his mother in law in the bus while
she was reclining in her favorite chair watching her stories.
If you know what I'm seeing, what happens?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
See.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Incident resulted in non life threatening injuries for the seventy
four year old woman, who now has a very sore ass.
For obvious reasons. Authorities confirmed the bullet did kill the armadilla,
but the ricochet also caused it to hit a fence
and travel through the back door of the mobile home
and the recliner where Mamma in law was sitting watching

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Days of Our Lives or whatever. While armadillas are often
considered pests, and they are, and residents are sometimes encouraged
to shoot them, authorities recommend using shotguns with a spread
pattern to minimize the risk of ricochet, which is what
happened here. In this case, the man was using a

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nine millimeter pistol at about a different distance of one
hundred yards. In this instance, the mother in law was
fortunate that her injuries were to her big butt and
not more serious. And this guy can always say, my
mother in law, I shot her in the ass one time,
killed an armadilla doing it. Joh Man, Hey, coming up

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next hour.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Pick your ticket and all you have to do is
guess the toy that bo has a commercial for it.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
If you guess correctly, you get.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
To pick between tickets to see Toto Men at Work
and Christopher Cross They're coming to Toyota Music Factory August eighteenth.
Or you can pick tickets to see Queen's Right at
the House of Blues in December. Pick your ticket around
seven to fifty right here on the Bow and them
show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two, five.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two, Fyers, Mary
Clayton singing Asshole, Yeah Buddy, and Mick. I think the
story was Mick called her at like three in the
morning to come sing the backups, and she was pissed
off and pregnant. She was pregnant, and I think she
lost the.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
Bag right after she recorded Give Me Shelter. She lost
the baby in nineteen sixteen.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Nighty Wow. Well, speaking of the Stones, over the weekend,
Mick Jagger turned eighty two, So I got a couple
of things to play for you here on toy Box Tuesday.
They actually did a Rice Crispies commercial. The Stones did
a Rice Yes in the mid sixties before the band
became to the level that they are today. Which one's
were they, Snap, Crockler Pomp. I don't know, but I

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got the commercial. Here is Mick Jagger doing a Rice
Crispies commercial.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
Wake Up around the pla wake up in.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
The morning, then wake up.

Speaker 10 (25:30):
In the morning.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
There you and you and Jean. How hard is that?
They must have really needed the money the Stone Well,

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in the mid sixties, maybe they did big check. And
of course, if we're gonna celebrate Mick Jagger's eighty second birthday,
you know who has to show up. He's back.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Please allow me and orduce my slif I'm a man
of wealthy tases.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
Yes, the greatest country singer in the world pays tribute
to the greatest rock and roll band in the world.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
We will try and try and try and try. I
can't get no satisfactis.

Speaker 11 (26:21):
You know him, you love him, you can't get enough
of him. He's the one and only birdet.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Ash Sugar, how come you think so good?

Speaker 11 (26:28):
It's the album you've been waiting for. Berdet Ash doesn't
get stoled.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Weill ain't never going to be your beast of burden.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Oh but that's not all you also gets.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
You she'd do me chattered chatter, chattered about the big apple,
don't mind the maggage. And if you start me up,
start me up. I ain't never going to stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Oh but that's not all you also gets.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Angie, Angie, you can't say we never tried.

Speaker 11 (26:58):
Ange So get your sticky on a copy of Burdett
Get Stolen by the one and only birdad Ashton, available
record and hardware stores everywhere.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Burda Ashton gets stolen. Get yours today. My grandpa loved
Rolling Stone and back in nineteen eighty nine when the
Stones came in December for the Steel Wheels tour, I
got him tickets. Grandpa passed away before got a chance
to see him. No, yeah, it's very emotional time. For me,

(27:26):
but got a song about it. I'd like to hear it. Yeah,
well it's too late because I've already started it.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Here.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
We got them, they're coming here in December.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
I heard they got a new member.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (27:59):
My only prayer is that grands were relied. You can
never got a chance to see him losing all his
vision in most of his hearing. But Grandma had depends
in the room where he cracked their twos.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Grandma just shook her head kid.

Speaker 8 (28:23):
Grandpa love the rolls and stones, and when he hurt
painted black, he smoke bones.

Speaker 12 (28:30):
And when he died they buried him next to Brian
dawn tag.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
Grandma is the tool of the sad Keith stumbling a
mic the day they discovered five.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Whilst all going around, I was saying, the child of
wats three great grandchildren are a bar to a child.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
Nobody heard him talk about Jack of getting some intents
of capin roaming around a nursing home with alzheimer swam
older than that.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Steve will take the name of the two. Grandma just
hung up head and shit boy.

Speaker 8 (29:22):
Grandpa loved the rolls and stones, and when he plays
out his fat shun him, moan and when he died.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
They caught the big tongue on.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
His his song.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
Grandpa loved the roll the songs. When he picked up
and Jack Flash out.

Speaker 12 (29:44):
Of Stone, he almost past the kid in the stone sheet.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Now you know, whyn't you? Very emotional thing for me
because he passed away before he could see the steel
wheels good. It's that, No, it's not. It's kind of
funny as now the foorst Classic Rock Loans Star ninety
two to five, Bruce Springsteen's backup singer and his wife
Patty Scalfa. Patti. She is seventy two years old today. Well,

(30:21):
happy birthday, Patty. So I just played that, just a
lot of ninking it there, don't you know? Girl got
a good set of pipes on her that she does.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
She does.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
By the way, tomorrow is Ask a Stuff Day. If
you have a question, and I'm sure you do floating
around in your head, call the Aska Stuff Hotline and
leave it there. It's two on four eight six six
eighty six hundred. Also speaking of birthdays, Simon Kirk of
Bad Company turned seventy six yesterday. Well, happy birthday. We

(30:51):
had Simon in the studio. We'll play a little piece
of that interview coming up. But I did get a
request for this. In fact, I got one last week,
but I just didn't have time. Ladies and gentlemen, a
request for the right Reverend doctor Leviticus Fallwells nice classic
rock sermon on a cross at Calvary.

Speaker 11 (31:11):
He looked to the heavens, he said, Father, forgive them,
for they know us not what they do.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
And that is certainly true in hell today.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
Dear friends, these are troubled times till I am blue
in the face. I have witnessed, preached and pounded my
pulpit to splinters, and nothing, Yes, nothing seems to get
through to your thick, backsliding, sinful skulls.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
So I asked the Lord.

Speaker 10 (31:39):
I said, God, how can I get through to them?
And he said, unto me, speaketh unto them in a
language that they shall understand. I know what ye are
saying to yourself. Is this the real life or is
it fantasy?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Fairly, I say unto you.

Speaker 10 (32:00):
In your eyes, look up to the sky and see,
because all we are is dust in the wind. Remember
that every rose has its thorn. It is a lunatic fringe.
And I know you're out there. You want your money
for nothing. There is no sense in pretending your eyes
give you awake. You feel you're a last child, just

(32:23):
a punk in the street. You think you're the lasting line,
you think you're the man on the Silver Mountain. You're
fooling yourself. You're running with the devil. You are flirting
with disaster when you should be living on a prayer.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Well, I say.

Speaker 10 (32:40):
Unto thee, welcome to the Grandulusion. Oh you're halfway there,
So fight the good fight, hold on to your dreams,
hold on loose left, roll with the changes, because when
the levee breaks, you'll be just another brick in the wall.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
You can save pair of dice by the dash. Oh
you're gonna speak in tongues. Now here you go speaking
a tongue, brem.

Speaker 10 (33:04):
Lamading, kimbo mana be cat you goo goo jumbo woma value.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Well, Hellolujah. Back at wen Star ninety two five. Man
Bad Company has gone through some stuff, Yes they have.
We just lost Mick Raups not too long ago, and
bassist bos Burrell passed away in two thousand and six,

(33:35):
and he would have been seventy nine on Friday.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
What's so sad about Mick Rause dying is that they're
finally going to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Of Fame and he's not gonna get to be there.

Speaker 13 (33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah, Well, Simon Kirk of Bad Company turned seventy six yesterday.
We had him here in the studio and this is
what we talked about. I remember seeing Bad Company many
many times that do you have any memories of playing
in Dallas back in the day.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Of course I have hundreds of memories. The star Plex.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Oh yeah, you know what. They've changed the name of
it four times now they're back to calling it STARplex again. Okay,
he used to be the co Tex Arena Farm. Yeah,
that's what it was. You had to pull some strings
to get ticket. Oh sorry about that. That's a terrible judge,
I know. But you set me up. You set me up,

(34:24):
and I just couldn't resist.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
And we're not on the air yet.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Oh no, we're on the air. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Oh I love him too.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Do I guess there'll be a meeting after the show.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Yeah, it'll be in trouble faa in mind fo enough.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Simon Kirk has a new album called All Because of You,
So with the title who You Blaming for What?

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Well, most of The songs were written with my wonderful
fiancee in mind and lady named Maria and I met
her a few years ago and she became the inspiration
to many of the songs on the album.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yeah, and I heard you get married in July. Wow,
that goes quick?

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Yes, yes, yeah, one little tweet and there we go.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
There you go.

Speaker 14 (35:14):
Well, I know you played drums for a long time,
but on this album all because of you, you play
a guitar, keyboards. In fact, you even do a version
of a Bad Company song on ukulelely.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Yeah, I feel like making love. Yeah, Yeah, it was
just something I had a ukulele. The behest of my
young daughter said, Dad, you got to get one of
these things because I have about twenty seven guitars and
five drum kits, and you know, she's been playing the
ukulele for years.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
And she said, you got to try it. You got
to try it.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
So I got one and I was just experimenting in
my apartment with songs and I started strumming baby, when
I think about you think about it, yeah, Ria said yes,
she said, just like that. That's sounds great. I said, well, yeah,
but it's you know, it's an iconic song from Bad
Company nineteen seventy five. She said, I don't give a

(36:07):
flying Yes, it sounds great.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
You've got to sing it.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
So I said, whoa, Okay, so you know a happy life,
happy wife, right?

Speaker 13 (36:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
I said, all right.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
So I made an MP three of it and I
sent it to my manager David and the Empty Pockets
and I said, what do you think? And they said
it's great.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
You got to do it.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
So I had to get permission, you know, from Paul
Rogers and Mick Rous, the original writers, and they loved
it too, and they said, you know, good luck with it,
and just make sure we get the check.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah. I was going to say, especially if they're getting
a check in the mail.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Now.

Speaker 14 (36:42):
Playing with a Bad Company and Free, I mean, you
played with Free first, But was there a difference becheen
playing with the both bands?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Ooh, what a good question.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Free was my first band, and like all first things,
it kind of sticks close to my heart, you know,
a first love affair, first pair of shoes which I
have when I was twenty, first bike, you know, everything,
the first and Free, although it became a real pain
and boulder to carry on my back for years. The

(37:16):
first couple of years of Free were amazing because we
were this little gang going around England in our little
van and.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Knocking people out. You know, we were really a good band.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
So it kind of meant a lot to me. And then,
by the same token, when Bad Company was formed in
late seventy three, from seventy three to about seventy seven,
those first four years because we had a great manager,
you know, we had Peter Grant, and we were on
led Zeppelin's label.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
You know, everything was all the stars.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Were in alignment for Bad Company, and we enjoyed great
success and it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Well what was the fight that broke Free up? I
heard it was a disagreement over something.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
I think Boss double parked outside.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Lone Star two Bellas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. Who is ready to pick their ticket?
I am yeah, but y'all are ineligible, bull damn it. Yeah,
but we could still play a long for bragging, right, urs. Well,
let's see if you can identify this toy here on
toy box Tuesday. Right, you can choose between tickets to

(38:19):
see Toto Minute Work and Christopher Cross at the Pavulion
at Toyota Music Factory on August eighteenth, or tickets to
see Queen's Rich at the House of Blues in Dallas
December thirteenth. Of course, whichever one you don't pick goes
into the eight forty ticket window. And since it's Toy
Box Tuesday, sometimes I like to play old toy commercials. Yeah,

(38:42):
and this one is from the seventies, I believe. Yeah,
you said you didn't know whether it was early or
late seventies. And it's a boy's toy, alrighty, I mean
I'll always tell you if it's a girl toy or
boy toy. Yeah, whatever, But this is something that a
lot of kids had back in the day.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
All right.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
The number to call, and I'm gonna have to play
this a couple of times two one four or eight
one seven, seven eighty seven one five. Tell me this
toy commercial. He's a demolition demon.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
Honey, the beat up, sheer relay.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
It ain't worth a dollar, soy rex hit every day.

Speaker 13 (39:17):
Now here is Kenner says that the sid and you
can't hoot and holler calls.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
You ain't seen nothing yet.

Speaker 13 (39:24):
Crash bang, crack them up and put them back again.
Crash bang, smash him up.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Bit, smash up time.

Speaker 13 (39:30):
My friend Kenner's SSPC red blush out.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
It comes with everything you see right here. Now, there
was a big, big hint. Damn it just then. Yes,
In fact, it said part of the name of the toy. Yeah,
let's lift them again, shall we? Yes, here you go.

Speaker 13 (39:49):
He's a demolition demonney the beat up sheer Rolay, it
ain't worth a dollar? Soy rex hit every day now
here is Kenner's the sid And you can't.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Hoot and holler calls. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Speaker 13 (40:04):
Crash bang, crack them up, put them back again, crash bang,
smash him up here, smash up time. My friend Kenner's
SSPC tip comes with everything you see right here?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Okay, so an I got it because it pretty much
says the name of the toy in the commercial it
does two one four or eight one seven seventy seven.
Come on, y'all gotta get this bon them. Show tell
me what old toy commercial that was.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
It is the sst Racer.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
No, no, no, yeah, oh I want to repeat that
hint so bad, but I just not yet, not yet
on them. Show tell me what commercial that was? No,
but you got the Derby Partner. Yes, yes, very close.
Earlier at the end of the commercial. Well, let me

(40:58):
just play that part right, Yeah see you got.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Kenner's s spec.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
It comes with everything you see right here actually goes
crash bang, blank them up. Okay wait wait wait, let
me back it up a little more. Here's the part
that's talking crack them up, put.

Speaker 13 (41:13):
Them back again, crash bang, smash them up bit smash
up TIMEA.

Speaker 12 (41:18):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
There's the clue. There's the clue that will give it away.
Huh crash bang no, no, no, no, no, two one
four one. Boy of them show all right, what toy
commercial is that?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Smash crushers?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
No, not smash crassure you got the smash right, yeah? Okay,
Boy of them show, tell me what toy that is?

Speaker 15 (41:43):
Smash Up Derby?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Smash up Derby is right? Smash up Derby? Ok that
man in the Winner's Belle right, yeah, yes, the Kenner's
Smash Up Derby. Now I don't know how old you are,
but did you are sixty four? So you remember to
smash up Derby?

Speaker 9 (42:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Oh yeah, I remember playing with them?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Oh really you got.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
See what is it about guys that loves smashing things
up and crashing and banging.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yes, that's what we do. You ever go to those
tension rooms where you can smash furniture and glass, The
range room, rage room, rage room, that's what it's called.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I need to do some of that.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
I think Grand Gate is there?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Going back with the demolition derby?

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, the demo? Hell yeah, listen. I won a demolition
derby in the super Dome in New Orleans? Did you
I want it? I've still got the trophy today. And
I jumped out. I was doing my fist up in
the air when I got out of the car, and
when I jumped onto the surface, I sprained my ankle

(42:50):
and had to limp hole. So you smashed yourself up?
This was God, This was seventy seven. We gotta have pictures. Well,
good luck finding them. Okay, first of all, who is this?
What's up?

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Mike? Now?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
The question is which tickets do you want? You want
total minute work Christopher Cross or to see Queen's Reich
at the House of Blues.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Man. I'll tell you what I won those days, Kansas
and thirty eight special tickets.

Speaker 9 (43:20):
I just had to call in though, so.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Uh, okay, he's gonna pay it for Thank you, Mike.
I appreciate it. Hello, bowing them show. Do you know
what the answer is, because it doesn't matter. You want
the guy before you paid it forward? So you got
the tickets whichever you want. I'll give him the winner
bell too. Okay, you got the prize. Now, first of all,

(43:45):
who is this? I hate doing this? Go ahead, Arnold,
Steve Arenold? Now, Steve, which one do you want?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
You want?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Total minute work? Total minute work? And uh, let's see
Christopher Cross or do you want tickets to see Queen's Right?
Which one? Shall it be? Many work?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
There?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
You go, right, So hang on just a minute, we'll
hook you up, all right, don't go away. Damn coming
up our old buddy, Dusty Slave. He's got a special
opening today. Yeah, well, yack at him in just a while.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
The iHeart Radio Music Festival, presented by Capital On is
back September nineteen and twentieth in Las Vegas at the
T Mobile Arena, two nights, one stage, and we want
you to be there. You can see Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams,
John Fogerty and Moore Lightning Concert and starting on Monday,
you'll have three chances to win a trip for two
to Vegas plus one thousand dollars in spending cash. The

(44:41):
winning starts on Monday morning around nine ten. Here on
lone Star ninety two five Dallas.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Hors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five dust
in the Wind, And I wonder who this is?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Hey, it's Dusty Slave.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Dusty Slave. What do you say? It has been a wow?
My wow child? How you been?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I'm doing great?

Speaker 8 (45:01):
What about you?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Here?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
He is life from the Trailer Parks of Alabama. Does
dislay himself that that's right? Tell me you didn't go
to college at Alabama and knew Nick Saban personally?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Oh? No, I didn't go to college at all, So
no worries about that. But you know I do have
an autographed football from Nick Saban.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I'm sure you sleep next to it every night, don't you.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I mean it's not autographed to me. It was secondhand gift.
I think it was given the Nate Bargatzi and I
don't think you want it, so they gave it to me.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
So yeah, he thought I was Nate Brigatzi when he
signed it. That's the tea.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah. Yeah, but I got it and I'm pumped to
have it because to be honest with you. When Nick
Saban retired, it ruined college football for me. I almost
don't even care about it anymore. I just don't have
the love for it now.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Well, he does a college game Day on Saturdays during
football season.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I know, but he doesn't yell his headset off, and
that's what I need.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Well, see, here's what he needs to do. He needs
to get him a hot young girlfriend like Bill Belichick Dietz.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
No please, well yeah, I mean if that gets him
back into coaching football, yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I don't want him to coach football again, man, I know,
well nobody.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Does except for Alabama fans. We're all depressed. Other than
luth and to Vanderbilt. They still had a pretty good year,
but just not an Alabama year.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Hey, we're pretty pumped about your new special on Netflix.
Your second one, wet Heat, premieres today on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Why is it called wet Heat?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I appreciate you bring it back around to some positive things.
We got off to a negative, negative.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Note, grew Nick Saban.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Well, wet Heat. You know, is I like the name
because it seems a little dirty. You're like, what is this?
Why is it called this? But it's really a weather joke.
You know, you go out to Phoenix and it's real
hot and you complain about it. Then they go, yeah,
but it's a dry heat.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
A dry heat. I knew that's where you were going.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
But I always lived in the South. Uh and I
live in the South still, So I'm like, I say,
I get defensive about it. It's like they're saying their
heat is better than my heat, you know, And I go, well,
I like a wet heat.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
When weather men say it's so and so degrees, but
the heat index says it's one hundred and five, Well,
then it's one hundred and five degrees.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
If it feels like if it's the feel like temperature,
that's the temperature.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Well, that's what I'm saying. You're exactly right. It's like,
what is temperature if it's not what it feels? Yes,
I mean, what are we even talking about? Like we
got we got one where like it feels like this.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
You're such an intellectual.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Well I like to get deep with it. Yeah, but
what is temperature if it's not how it feels like?
If you're if you're going, hey, that thing there that's
one hundred and five degrees. Don't touch that. It's not
two temperatures.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
There's not an actual temperature and a heat index. It's
hot when it's hot.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I know, it doesn't make any sense. They do that
with the windshill factor too. With the windshill factor, it's
this cold. So it's like, just tell me the hottest
and the coldest.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
That's what I want to know, with the wind chill
factor and the heat index figured into the equation.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
My heat index joke is old and I don't even
know if I remember it, but I have it. It's
on an album called Making That Fudge and also on
an hour video that I have on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I'm gonna search for it. Yeah, but if he doesn't
remember his own joke, should you even bother?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Well, it's old though it's over ten years old. Oh
you know, thresetting all the time, adding in new jokes
taking out the old ones.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Now you have come a long way from selling pesticides.
Did they ever call you a hot shot after that
bug spray?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
You know what we sold? Hot shot? My company sold
hot shots, and uh yeah, I mean I always felt
like that hot shot would be a good name for
me as a pesticide salesman, but nobody ever called me that.
They mainly called me that hungover guy that shows up late.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Hey, you're currently on tour, Dusty, when are you coming
back to North Texas? I don't see any North Texas
tour dates on your itinerary for the night shift.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
I was gonna mention that too, What are you mad
at us? What's to do?

Speaker 13 (49:26):
Well?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
You know, I have an agent and I just I
let them just handle where I go. Sometimes i'll go
I don't really want to go somewhere, but I never
say that about Texas. And I did Dallas last year,
and I did Beaumont and San Antonio not long ago.

(49:47):
So I am due to come back to Dallas, and
I love it there. I'd like to come back.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, we'll feed you some good barbecue and some good
text mix when you get here, if you ever get here.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
You know what? I went to the I think I
did the Dallas Theater and like, right, I think that
Texas Theater. Yes? Anyhow, Yes, And there's a Mexican place
like two doors down from that where they had these
homemade flower tortillas. Oh yeah, that just kind of tastes
like pancakes. And I went over there, and I ate

(50:20):
so many of those before the show. I had two shows.
My first show, I was so full. It was like
it was hard to do the show. I was so full.
But those tortillas, I mean, that's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Well, we got plenty of them waiting on you if
you just come down here.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
I know.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Hopefully wet heat catapults me into unbelievable successes and I
can go lots more places.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Okay, before you go, you got to tell the story
about how your mama used to serve you ice cream
and when you got there, she just had a bowl
of milk.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Well, when you grow up poor, you know, we never
had ice cream growing up. My mom used to just
pour me oak into a bowl and then she'd call
me into the room and go, well, you're too late.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
That's a cruel trick.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
And your special being poor in the trailer park is amazing.
If somebody hasn't seen it, you need to check that out.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Oh thank you. You know. I thought of another one recently,
not as funny as the ice cream joke, but I
thought of this. I grew up in a trailer and
I had a slinky at one time, and I don't
know if you remember that toy. But the slinky was uh,
you know, would go down the stairs. But when you
live in a trailer, you have a stack of cement

(51:37):
blocks that go up to the front door and that's
about three steps. So that's about how much slinky fun
I had.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Well, the slinky didn't have to work as hard. It's
your trailer parky, I guess no, it never wore out.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
That slinky's probably still in good ship.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
And why are they calling a trailer park if there's
no rides?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Exactly exactly what are we doing? You know? And they go,
People go, well, that's where you parked your trailer, and
I go, yeah, but we park our cars in a
parking lot. We don't call it a car park. So
I think somebody messed up. They called it a trailer park.
We're going in there looking for some entertainment, domestic abuse.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
You get screwed over. They don't even have a dart
where you can bust a balloon and win a Teddy Bear,
Ladies and gentlemen. Dusty Sligh. His Netflix special is called
wet Heat and it premieres today. Thanks for calling us
and get your butt down here sometime, will you?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Thank you? I will be back. I got you know,
I got wet heat out. And then after you watch
that one, you can watch my old one working Man,
and then go over to YouTube and watch my other
one there, and then go to Dustyslade dot com see
where I'm coming live. And I will be coming back
to Dallas soon. I love Dallas.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Thank you Dusty. Good to talk to you again, man,
Thank you Dallas Forworths Classic roncoloone Star ninety two five.
Another birthday, Yeah, Geddy Lee of Rush seventy two years old.
Yet such a sweetheart. Yeah, he's he really fun to
talk to.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
Did you guys see him get up on stage with
Yes and play at the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame thing?

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Oh no, that was he killed on the base. Yeah,
oh yes, I remember that. I remember saying Getty Lee
doing no fir.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Well, uh, by the way, tomorrow is Aska Stuff Days,
so remember to call the Ask A Stuff hotline and
leave your question to one for eight six six eighty
six hundred. And here's a call we got from mister positivity.

Speaker 9 (53:28):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
How are y'all today?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Well, we woke up breathing. That's all we need to
start the day. We'll see if we can screw it
up or make it good.

Speaker 9 (53:36):
Yeah, well, don't hold your bread, it's gonna get worse.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
I like the positive attitude that's out there. Thanks man.

Speaker 9 (53:45):
I got to make a delivery, but I wanted to
call and ask, do you know why birds sing in
the morning?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Why do birds sing in the morning? Get ready, annacauz,
here comes one.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
You ain't good.

Speaker 9 (53:55):
They ain't got to get up and go to work.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
That's why that is so true. Well, enjoy making your
deliveries today a lot better. It's a living and we
all got to make one of those, one way or
the other.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (54:09):
I tried not to, but my bill collector sheep calling
me and tell me get up and go to work,
you lazy baster.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Yeah, they're just trying to get you to go.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Very true.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
And then we kicked this one. This one is for
you Anna.

Speaker 9 (54:22):
Well, how you doing? Good morning?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
What's up? What's up?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
This is for Anna? Okay.

Speaker 9 (54:25):
I'm Mexican too, Okay, but I heard her. I like
her Mexican jokes in the mornings on Mondays.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Oh yes, Anna's Monday Morning Mexican word of the day. Okay.

Speaker 9 (54:34):
Can I share with you real quick ues?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Absolutely Okay.

Speaker 9 (54:39):
The teacher told her second grade class to come up
with the story with the using the word mushroom. So
little Jannito Sanchez raised his hand and he says, she said,
go ahead, tell me a story with the board mushrooms.
She says, well, yesterday we all went to the store,
me and my mommy, and my poppy, and my two

(55:00):
brothers and my two sisters. But my Walita, you know how,
we all call up in the car. They could not
come with us because.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
We did not have mushrooms. I saw that one coming,
but I was gonna let you get it off. Yeah,
you brought it home. Man.

Speaker 9 (55:23):
All right, guys, don't have a good more nights.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
You got it.

Speaker 12 (55:27):
Room.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Now, this guy mentioned something. Let me let me just
play the first part of this fart.

Speaker 15 (55:34):
Hey, man, I just wanted to say I heard the
Rollingstones commercial and uh, did you know that the Jeffson
Plane did Levi's commercials and the Moody Blues did Coca
Cola commercials.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Oh did they really back in the sixties.

Speaker 15 (55:47):
Yeah, you should check those out, man.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Okay, the commercial he's talking about. When we were doing
our tribute to Mick Jagger's eighty second birthday was this one.
The Rolling Stones actually did a commercial for Rice Crisp
Up in the morning.

Speaker 13 (56:00):
There the save.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Around the plain, wake up in the morning. There in
your base, wake up in the morning.

Speaker 13 (56:07):
There's a body nice business to.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
You and Jean and jeans that says n.

Speaker 13 (56:17):
I love that dry get up in the morning, that
sayss Rice Christmas.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Yeah. I think they had to do a Rice Krispies
commercial when they weren't as popular and had what we
call the miss Meal cramps. Yeah, they needed the money
for that.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Well.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I found the Moody Blues doing a coke commercial. This
is absolutely real. This is the Moody Blues doing a
Coca Cola commercial. Then together and how.

Speaker 8 (56:52):
Well I'm going Coke got.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
The Moody Blue Sea the Moody Blue.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
You haven't heard the Jefferson Airplane doing a leaf ice commercial.
Oh my god. And you can't really recognize it. What
that's a commercial? But here's Jefferson Airplane for Levi's.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I think she did it while her acid was kicking.
Oh man, that made me want to go buy Wranglers.

Speaker 6 (57:50):
Exactly like back in the sixties and seventies, because now
you know they're so protective of their image.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Yeah, it wouldn't be caught dead doing something like that.
I don't think the Stones will be doing any more
Rice Krispies commercial before next door. All right, coming up,
we got Queen's right tickets, so don't go away. Always
listen for that baseball. That's your favorite part pretty much. Yeah,
and then of course it's Toto and you can get

(58:18):
some total tickets tomorrow. But it's got to play choose
your news, damn right, and I believe there is no theme.
There is a theme. Oh there is Wait a minute,
had no theme last week. We're gonna get themi he's
digging in the bow locker, the bow vaults. We did
not do a theme last week because Ozzie passed away. Remember,

(58:41):
so we just kind of threw askus stuff day out
the window because I mean, Junior's Ozzie passed away. Here's
the calendar. Yeah, theme, say, but she didn't. It's no
theme on the thirtieth because we were supposed to do
a theme the week before. We did a theme on
the sixteenth. Oh theme last week.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
Oh but we didn't have to choose your news last year.
So you're saying that we're skipping.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Yeah, we're skipping the theme. We got the theme this time.
You're throwing my calendar off because we were supposed to
do a theme last week. Okay, let's not make this
any worse than it already.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
Currently, no theme next this tomorrow, no theme tomorrow, and
then a theme on August sixth, Yes, pitting it in
the calendar.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Okay, commiserating over there theream calendar. So you can either
have tickets to see Toto we just heard minute work
and Christopher Cross, or tickets to see Queen's Right, by
the way, who won those tickets to Queen's Right? Whilst
to go? Lucy Brown Wiley, Texas. She ready to go
in December. Lucy Brown painting the town have Mercy. She's

(59:50):
lapping in her car right now. I guarantee you you
know we were talking about Ozzy Osbourne just a second ago.
Johnny Depp made an appearance last Friday, joining Alice Cooper's
con certain London, honoring Ozzy with a song just days
after his death. The Pirates of the Caribbean star rocked
out with Coop and his band on his guitar, playing

(01:00:10):
Black Sabbath Paranoid to a packed and rowdy audience while
sporting a Captain Jack style scarf and sunglasses. Yeah, he
can't just go out there just Johnny. We've got that
video up on the Bow and Them show page. You
want to check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Is that band that both of them are in, Hollywood Vampire?
Hollywood Vampires. Yes, Cooper jokingly introduced Johnny Depp as some
guy we found out in the alley that said something
about vampires. He got dipping Cooper in the band the
Hollywood Vampire. Yeah, he was in town working on some
movie called Day Drinker with Penelope Cruise, and he stayed

(01:00:48):
around after the tribute to play in the Alice Cooper
classic Schools out with the band too.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Ye, the whole Nitt and kaboodle, as they say, speaking
of Ozzy, So Google, if you google Ozzy Osbourne right now, yeah,
Google is paying tribute. So they have this like little
train that comes across your screen at the top the
search results and it says thanks for the Mayhem Prince
of Darkness.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Yeah, awesome, what's the one you saw? Fozzy Osborne? Yes,
this Fozzy Bear is Ozzy Osborne.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
Uppet's paying tribute. And then of course the funeral is
going to be tomorrow. It's going to be private. You
posted it on social media on the lone Star page.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Yeah, they're gonna have.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
To share that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
There's going to be a public procession in Birmingham, England tomorrow.
That's going to put the time at seven am, Texas
time tomorrow morning for this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
I assume it's a free live stream.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
Well yeah, and they're going to have a public procession
for the fans and then a private service for the family.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
That's right, Sharon's hard and all. Yes, you know, they're
they're going through a lot of absolutely, you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
Know, we aren't done with the lone Star ticket window
just yet. Jeff k will open it up again this
after noon, right after he wraps up that hour of
NonStop classic rock for your workday, Jeff's gonna give away
tickets to see George Throwgood and the Destroyers at Texas
Trust See Youth Theater August twenty six. He'll do that
around four thirty five this afternoon right here on lone
Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Dallas hors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
The estate of Lennon and McCartney just got another royalty
check every time I played that. Come together, it's all
and it's well deserved. Yes the TIA, yes t you Now.
Of course tomorrow is ask as Stuff Day, so if
you've got a question, call the askus Stuff Hotline two
on four eight six six eighty six hundred. In fact,

(01:02:40):
we've got a bunch of calls left over from last
Wednesday because, like I said earlier, we had to kind
of throw away ask a Stuff Day because Ozzie passed.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Yeah, we paid tribute to Ozzy. So yeah, we didn't
do a regular show last week.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Well, none of these shows are actually regular shows or
normal they're more like irregular shows. The last folk about
time wasted? Here, what do you got?

Speaker 13 (01:03:02):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Bo?

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
This is what's up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star and I had two five dot com.
Alice Cooper is opening up about the death of Ozzy Osbourne.
While in London last week to promote the new Alice
Cooper band album, The Revenge of Alice Cooper, which came
out Friday, Alice spoke about the death of Ozzie, telling
Planet Rock how he found out how Ozzie died.

Speaker 16 (01:03:23):
He was not one of those guys that I would
say one of my best friends but we were close
for when we saw each other, we will, oh, good
to see you, man. I knew Sharon, I think more
than I knew Ozzie, and I met Jack a couple
of times. Ozzie and I did four or five things together.
He sang on, hey, stupid. We did Brazil together, a

(01:03:44):
soccer stadium down there and things like that. But there
was never that, let me call Ozzie. I just respected him,
and I think we had a mutual respect for each other.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Yeah, you don't have to be totally close to somebody
to be really sad when they go.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Yeah, very true. And they had respect for on another.
But he found out when he was getting ready to
go on stage in Wales. Yes, and they did the
prayer to Ozzy and then they had the entire crowd
chant Ozzie's name at the very end. And on Friday
night in London, Alice Cooper wore an Ozzy T shirt
and a black status Paranoid was played with the help

(01:04:19):
of Johnny Depp.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Yeah, just talked about.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
Is Metallica the next big rock band lining up to
do a residency at the Sphere in Las Vegas. A
new report from Vital Vegas says that the band is
ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency to
start in the fall of twenty to twenty six, so
we'll have to wait a year, and this is after
their M seventy two or tour wraps up next summer
in Europe. Other acts that have done residencies at the

(01:04:45):
Sphere include U two, The Eagles, and Dead and Company.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
John Fogerty has.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Released has released two more singles off his forthcoming album Legacy,
The Credence Clearwater Revival Years. It's a collection of re
recordings of twenty any of the band's iconic songs. Two
new releases are Traveling Band as Long as I Can
See the Light. We have both of those songs up
on our page if you want to check them out,
along with some social media posts. One of them features

(01:05:12):
John Fogerty's dog Credence listening to the song he Dog
cre Yes and The Legacy album, by the Way, will
be out August twenty second, two weeks before Bad Company
is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The band is releasing Can't Get Enough, a tribute to
Bad Company. The album is going to be out October

(01:05:32):
twenty fourth, and One of the first singles off the
album is the tribute done by the Struts of Rock
and Roll Fantasy, and we have that up on our page. Finally,
you may want to take an uber the next time
you go see a monster truck show in Washington State.
At a monster truck show in Bremerton, Washington, one of

(01:05:52):
the trucks made an impressive jump, but one of its
giant wheels flew off, bounced out of the grands stands
and into the parking lot, where it crushed several vehicles.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
And yes, there is a video of this, Oh I
would hope, So check.

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
Out the video on the Bow and Them show page
at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Strut your stuff, babe, Oh yeah, you walk down the
hall and knock flies off of both walls at this dame.
That's a lot of stuff. Bring it girl, bring.

Speaker 13 (01:06:27):
It all right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Doesn't know this mess for one day. So we'll be
back tomorrow for ask as Stuff Day, and we're gonna
have some extra questions because like last Wednesday, we had
to forego the show because Ozzie died. But we're gonna
answer as many questions as we can get to.

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
That's right, tomorrow, the return of Ask a Stuff Day
and the return of Linda last.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
That's right, that hussy's coming back. Yeah, that little we
love her. Yeah, she better. Hey you and choose your news?
No theme, no, no theme, And you guys went over
in detail.

Speaker 13 (01:07:08):
Well we had to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Straighten it out, you know, because I live by this calendar.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
She does.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
But you didn't account for not having choose your news
when as he got that's true. Sometimes I can figure
this stuff out. Sometimes I have to What are we
funing to do tomorrow? An right, okay, next is our
after show decompression session. We'll just sit here and flap
our gums for a few minutes. Then we go home

(01:07:35):
and take what we call a nap. Yeah, you guys
have heard of naps before. Yeah, they're like, hell no,
we have real jobs, I know. But see, we have
been here for a long time today. So when it
rolls around ten thirty or eleven, your pillow's going come on, man,
leave down. This was my favorite meme from yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
It's a beautiful little kitten and it says sometimes the
best way to stay out of trouble is to just
go take a nap.

Speaker 7 (01:08:05):
That's a good point, Yes, it's really hard to get
in trouble if you're taking a name.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
You just proved me right there. Yes, people took naps
to where to be a better place. Very true. There
you go. Yes, take a nap, Vladimir. Be less people
yelling at each other and trying to fight each other.
Take a long nap, Vladimir. The more you talk about,
the more I want to do it. I'm not even

(01:08:31):
named Ladimir. Let's be a good one today. So see
you on the after show, and we'll see you on
the show enough show tomorrow. We'll be asked to stuff today.
I ay bye.