Comedian Ian Bagg is here! (Full Show 9.5.25 Ep. 1441)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The touchbacks. Now come out to the thirtie. Did he spit?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Did he spit on him?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
They're just boast to Chilia. What a classy organization?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Is my god?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
That the Philadelphia Eagles off.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
And what a game?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh my gosh, this is I thought we were going
to get our asses handed to us from the.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Beginning new and then the start. It starts with spitting,
then there's a fight, then there's hair pulling. I thought
it was a w W E Max, not a football game.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
And you know, it's just par for the course for
those guys. And I was thinking, you know, there's a
chance we might win this. I better start thinking of
a morning mathematical.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Mind mangler, What time did you end up going to bed?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well when they had the rain delay? Yes, they had
a rain delay about three minutes and something second sobot
last year in the in the third quarter and I say, well,
maybe I'll stick around, keep watching, maybe they'll start play again.
Then I hear Mike Tarico the announcers say, yeah, we
should be getting back to some football in the next

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thirty minutes. I said, okay, that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
It was an hour delay, so it's a good thing.
We all went to sleep because I was to sleep. Yeah,
it was an hour delay, man, I had to cray.
It didn't get back. It didn't resume until ten thirty,
so around an hour delay. But I went to sleep
and then woke up to twenty four to twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I really thought we were gonna win. Well that's what
the score was when the rain delay or the lightning
delay came. Yeah, does it matter to you? Guys said it?
We only lost by four points? Or is it more
of a hard line in the sand? Well, no, it's
it's just that we played better than I thought we'd play.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
I thought we were going to get our ass handed
to Oh I did too. Yeah, it wasn't to be.
We weren't that easy, now were we. Let's talk a
little bit about that spit, because I mean even before
the first snap. Yeah, he spit at Dak Prescott and
they played it over and over and over again. I
couldn't believe my eyes. But apparently there's video that shows

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Dak Prescott spinning in the direction of the Eagles, and
then he made a nod at Jalen Carter, oh, like
taunting him, and that's why he went up to Dak
and spit at him.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh, man, that changes my feelings. Well it was their
guy instead of our guy. Yes, that got kicked out
of the game. Oh jeez. Well, hey it's Friday, y'all. Yes,
and it's National be late for Something Day. Oh I
almost was. As long as nobody likes. Say, your boss

(02:53):
didn't have a problem with you showing up late today,
go ahead home. Might want to come up with a
good excuse just in case he.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Stayed up to watch the catch.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
It's the only thing you need National shrink Day. Shrink
as in a psychiatrist, because we all have a little
bit of crazy in us. It's just that some people
have a lot more crazy than the rest of us,
and those are the ones you don't want to start
a conversation with. It's also International Day of Charity. If

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you want to contribute to our crazy old fart DJ's charity,
then we won't stop you. Never mind that we don't
have one yet, but we'll come up with one.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
We would be considered a nonprofit, I.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Would say so. National Lazy Mom's Day. They mom. Once
you get those little ankle biters off the school, you'd
be as lazy as you want to deserve it. That's right,
World beard Day. Do you ever have a beard? But
I used to have one. My face itched all the time,

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so I said, man, I got shave. Yeah, when it
first grows in, it's like, oh yet, have you ever
know if you're right handed it grows more on your
right side of No, it does, it does. Really. It's
World's Somosa Day in case you didn't know. I didn't
know until They're a popular street snack food in India
and they're also found in restaurants and home kitchens. If

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somebody from India offers me one, I'll try it, but
don't get pissed off if I spit it back out. Yeah,
I don't like no curring no. And it's National Cheese
Pizza Day, right, My daughter Bailey only likes cheese pizza,
not dear old dad. I want everything except inhos and
to wash that pizza down, you gull it? National Kiyanti Day. Yeah,

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So if you want to feel like being a whino
at six fifteen in the morning, I ain't gonna stop you,
all right. So we got a good show. Ian Bag
on the show today. He's at the Addison Improv this weekend.
We got so much other stuff to talk about. Yes,
we did so to do our traditional morning stretch before.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Don't forget your last chance this week to win those
Peter Frampton tickets at seventy fifty bo has a fum
lay for you to win.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh yeah, you know I do y'all ready cause we
got ex floors of all sorts coming up to talk
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Speaker 5 (05:32):
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Speaker 3 (05:37):
Okay, before we start talking about the Cowboys loosing. Yeah,
Reedy Lions beat Emerson thirty three to nothing last night,
starring my grandson Max Immigrant.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Way to Go. That's what all that cheering was at
the Star in Frisco.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, because there wasn't much else thirty three zip at
a huge venue like that. Wait to Go Boys, Seedee
lamb from being a hero to a villain in the
eyes of Cowboy fans last night in phil Philadelphia, the
Star receiver dropped crucial passes which played a big part
in the final result. The All Pro receiver. Started out
looking really good. He caught a bunch of good passes,

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but he had a rough time as the game progressed.
He dropped a total of four passes, two in the
final drive that cost the Cowboys valuable yardage and the
game now Ceedee Lamb has some of the best pairs
of hands in the entire NFL. Last year, he dropped
only seven total passes in the fifteen games he played,
but he almost equaled that in Week one of the season.

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Last night. The game was actually suspended because of lightning
towards the end of the third quarter with the Eagles
leading twenty four to twenty And that's how it ended.
And I'm laying there in the bed watching the game.
I wonder if it's going to start, and he said, wow,
shouldn't be starting in about thirty minutes. I said, it
an hour delay. And in case you're just joining us.
Before the snap of the game, Eagles JAYL. Carter walked

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up to Dak Prescott and spit on him right in
front of one of the referees. Here's a little taste
of it.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
The touchbacks now come out to the thirty.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Popular Condo defense ninety eight number ninety eight.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Has this qualifier from the game Whoa Whoa goes.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
So Jalen Carter the focus and the star for the Cowboys,
for the Eagles on the front line out for the
game before a snap.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
It wasn't even a snap yet, No, no, not at all. Now.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Video apparently shows Dak spitting in the direction of the
Eagles shortly before Carter spit at him, and then Dak
gave a cocky nod to Carter, is what they're saying. Oh,
but I have not seen that video, so maybe that's
just the Eagles making that up.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well, the NFL said months ago they're going to be
cracking down on taunting, and they sure did last night.
Just goes to show you how classy the Eagles are.
The Cowboys return home a week from Sunday to host
the New York Giants, another NFC rival in the East.
It's a noon game, so try to get there early
if you plan on going, because it's probably going to
be crowded.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Yes, spitting was not on my bingo card for last night.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I don't think it was on anybody's bingo ca Well tho.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
NFL red zone has long been a football fans dream
every Sunday. The live broadcast provides a look in during
the most pivotal moments of every NFL game, and viewers
have grown accustomed to hearing host Scott Hansen start that
broadcast with these words, seven hours of commercial free football
starts now. That is until this year. Hanson confirmed that

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the broadcast will feature commercials for the very first time.
Last month, ESPN acquired the NFL Network and other NFL
media assets, including the rights to NFL Red Zone. In return,
the league acquired a ten percent equity stake in ESPN.
Hanson said fans should not worry about a big adjustment

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interviewing habits. According to Hanson, we are not going to
sacrifice any great football for any of the business side
of things. We will not miss a touchdown. One can
only hope. Yes, you didn't think red zone was going
to be free forever?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Digit Bo, No, I.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Didn't you know if we run somers, we give them money.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yes, red zone is awesome for NFL fans. And Bo,
do you subscribe to Sunday Ticket? No, I just go
to my favorite bars that have it and watch my
Saints play on the way to do it. Yeah, well,
that's probably a reasonable decision considering Sunday Ticket has sort
of been forcing the NFL fans to buy a whole
one year package of that program, and that ain't cheap.

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Sunday Ticket service broadcasts out of market games, it's always
been rather expensive. This year's Sunday Ticket is changing up
their game a little bit and offering a month to
month option. Now that ends up being a big deal
because it allows fans to if they want to drop
the service of their team sucks and drops out of
playoff contention. Now it also works the other way. If

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fans of teams that are turning out to kick ass
in the new season can hop on the Sunday Ticket
bandwagon and not miss any of their glorious action and
keep on paying month to month, then they've got that
option as well. So there you go. Well, let's talk
a little college ball.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Now.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's the second weekend of college football and there's four
games tonight James Madison at Louisville, Western Illinois at Northwestern
Northern Illinois, Maryland, and Eastern Washington at Boise State. Plus
there's an NFL game the Chiefs are playing tonight, don't
you know that's right? Then tomorrow Texas will try and
bounce back from their opening day loss to Ohio State

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as the Longhorns play San Jose State, that two nut
game that they should have had the first of the season.
SMU will host Baylor at gerald Ford Stadium. Texas Tech
plays in Lubbock against kent State, but Aggie have another
game at Kyle Field as they take on Utah State.
Oklahoma State has number seven, Oregon OU has Michigan Ole

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Miss at Kentucky. The North Texas Mean Green plays at
Western Michigan. Arkansas hosts their old rival Arkansas State. Rice
plays Houston, so neither of the team have to travel
far for this one since they're both in Houston the
home game for both of them. That's right. LSU has
Louisiana Tech, another rival game, and TCU has a bye week,
but it will return on the thirteenth to host Abilene Christian.

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If we didn't mention your school, then check your local listings. Well.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
The Texas Rangers are back home at Globe Life Field tonight,
hoping to shake off their two back to back losses
to the Arizona Diamondbacks. The Rangers in a rather interesting
spot to be in September. They've lost too in a row,
but are seven to three in their last ten games. Meanwhile,
they are just a game and a half behind the
struggling Seattle Mariners for that third wild card spot in

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the American League. The Rangers have reached a crucial point
in the season, and they host the first place Houston
Astros this weekend for a three game set that starts
tonight at Globe Live Field. Sitting only five and a
half games behind the Astros in the division, they could
gain some ground this weekend, but they are without stars
Marcus Simeon, Corey Seeger, and Nathan Eovaldi, meaning they're going

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to have to play their best ball of the season. Yesterday,
on their day off, the Rangers did learn that they're
going to be getting one of their bullpen aces back
for the critical Silver Boot series against Houston. Cole Win
is being activated now. The first pitch tonight at Globe
Live Field is at seven oh five with Merrill Kelly
on the mound for the Texas Rangers. If you can't
make it out to the shed, you can watch the

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game c W thirty three.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Right all right, have both of you traveled to San
Francisco in your lives several times. I've never been here.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
I actually even saw the Cowboys play the forty nine ers.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Oh cool game because we won. Okay, And have you
ever stood on the wharf and looked out at the
Alcatraz Island?

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, it doesn't look that far away. Well it is
if you swim. It's swimming.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
It's a long haul, boys, long trip on the ferry
to go over is And what's amazing, you can get
a sunburn and freeze to death in San Francisco at
the same time because of those cold waters coming off
that bay water.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Well, Jim de Bernardo, who swam from Alcatraz Island San
Francisco when he's in his forties, is ready to do
it again in his seventies. Ice, cold water, strong currents,
it's probably been responsible for a serious number of fatalities.
He says. It's seventy one. I am ready to go.

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I've trained hard and I feel good. He's a retired
police major, so maybe he's got the right stuff. Deebo
as his friends call him. Remember Debo from the movie Friday.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh yeah, you we o barke fool.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
He worked thirty six years at the Miami Dade County
Sheriff's office, and his public service continues. These days, he's
independently focused on helping to eradicate human trafficking in the world. Now,
on Sunday, Deebo's going to take part in the Alcatraz
Open swim from the prison island to the shores of
San Francisco. Good luck to all of them. He's doing

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it to raise money for Embrace House. That's a South
Florida nonprofit. They mentor victims of human trafficking there. However,
he's not the only one participating. There's going to be
seven hundred people freezing to death in the water and
not trying and trying not to get sucked up under
the current Deebo predicts that he will finish in the
top one hundred and fifty at seventy one years.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Should have called it from an Escape from Alcatraz exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
There a movie and a man who took tennis player
Camille Musherick's hat from a young fan at the US
Open apologize on social media and said he has returned it.
Pittor Shizarek God I hate these names, posted an apology
on social media after video of the incident went viral
over the weekend. The broadcast shows Shizarec grabbing the hat

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from the boy after the player's singles match. When he
gave it to him. Shiz Rak, who is a CEO
of a Polish paving company, wrote on Facebook that he
made a mistake, thinking measure Rak or mad said Zach anyway,
he was giving him the hat for his sons, but
he had asked earlier for an autograph in the post,
and he said he apologized personally. Uh measure. Zach said

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on social media that he reached out to the boys
family and met with him to give him a new
hat and took some photos with the kids. These tennis
players names are worse than hockey players. That would stop it?
What about Bill Ward as his tennis player?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
John Smith?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
All right, the freaking full file next on the wall
and the yeah, he just wants a little slash before
he goes on his trip.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
That's all.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
Right.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
It is time now for the freaking fool file. And
there's always good ones. And you know what, I'm going
to get the cringey one out of the way first,
and again we go to China. Chinese doctors recently saved
a man's life after removing a squirming seven inch long

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worm that had taken residence in this guy's brain after
he swallowed raw snake organs. Well, now, swallowing the raw
snake organs is the kicker right there.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
What did you think was gonna happen? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Demand, identified as Lee by Chinese news media, was recently
rushed to a hospital in Hunan after he started experiencing
sudden blackout seizures and foaming at the mouth like a
rabid dog. His troubles had begun about a year ago
when he experienced a sensation of a foreign object in
his eye and an MRI scan revealed there was something

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behind his eye. Well, he decided not to take care
of anything. I wish he had. Doctors decided to perform
a cranyotomy and remove what they identified as a living
worm inside the pace its brain. When the guy finally decided,
you know, you go get this taken care of. Disgusting.
During the procedure, one of the surgeons managed to carefully

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remove the long, white parasite intact while it was still
squirming on the end of the tweezers that pulled it out.
Poor Anna, I know I'm not gonna make it ball.
I told you I'm getting it out of the way first.
Why you gotta hurt that girl? What does she ever
do to you? I just I can't not do stories

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like this. It's my job. Did you say this takes
place in Hunan, like the headquarters of the pig virus? Yeah,
that's yeah. On Lee recalled that years ago he caught
a snake and swallowed its raw gallbladder because somebody dared
him too. You're a dumb as, oh please. He didn't
think too much of it at the time, but he

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had allowed something called a spheraganium larvae inside the snake
to enter his body and eventually make its way to
his brain, where it decided I must stay here for
a while.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
I'm gonna hurl.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
No you're not. Come on, be strong, Anna Bill. There's
a wastebasket in a corner that was just disgusting. Well,
that's why I got it out of the way first,
so you wouldn't cringe later.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
All right, let's travel to California. What from the outside
may look like a perfectly nice hotel in the luxurious
Palm Springs area of California, he's actually hiding a very
crunchy secret. Oh you town being the resort for one
of the world's most infamous nude swingers cool. The Exotic

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Dream Resorts clothing optional policy attracted curious couples from around
the world, but the swinging destination is now looking for
a new owner, as it has been listed on the
market for ten point five million dollars. So if you
happen to win tomorrow night's big one point seven billion
dollar powerball jack, this club could be on your things

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to buy list. This place has a storied and rather
horny history. Before it was Exotic Dreams the Resort, it
was a place called the All Worlds Resort, which was
a very popular gay men's resort.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Clothing optional.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Along with preshly renovated rooms and three pools, The resort
features a legendary play maze, We're getting lost in their
naked can lead to a magnificent time for those consenting
adults who choose to partake in the play.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Mays, Yeah, but don't you want to just go in
there and look just one time?

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, but don't touch anything?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
No?

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Oh no, you know, can you be on there like
the other side of the one way mirror where all
you do is look and point and laugh?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
I wouldn't even take a deep breath in there. Right,
If you get blisters in a place like that, it's
on year. Mister Roberts, you got a crab in your loans?
I don't, but I ain't judge. It can happen at
places like that, all right, you guys, remember a couple
of weeks ago, we were talking about a tourist in

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Italy who nabbed the person who picked her pocket, held
her by the hair until the cops arrived. Yes, remember
that that. Okay, The video of that encounter has become
a viral video since we talked about it on the show,
and that leads us to this story. Italian pickpocketers are
fighting back against those who take social media videos of
them committing their pickpocketing crimes.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Ah. They're pissed that they're being caught.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, they're claiming that they're being stopped without authorization and
being fumed without consent. And now they're going to file
a lawsuit. I guess as a pickpocketers group, I get
better have a good lawyer. The crime ring. They've got
a lawyer, and they're accusing those videoing them as behaving
like stalkers. They're saying that this is like stalking.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
These complaints have brought about questions as to where civic
duty ends in unlawful behavior begins with Italian law authorities,
and that comes with what's being called a legal gray
area in Italy that needs a solution from elected officials
who want to deter crime while not encouraging everyday citizens
to take the law into their own hands. My goodness,

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a pickpocket can't sue you because you caught them and
put it online.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
You hurt my feelings, all right.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
I didn't think this guy was serious, but he is.
A US senator from Louisiana has a dire warning for
people who eat those radio active imported shrimps. He said,
you could end up looking like the alien in the
movie Alien.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
He even put up a video of him.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Oh did you really did? Senator John Kennedy, a crackpot
Louisian a Republican, spent more than five minutes on the
Senate floor discussing radioactive shrimp and aliens, with a blow
up photo of the alien from the nineteen seventy nine
Moviegue Alien behind him as a reference. That's it. That's

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when the alien pops out of the guy's chest at
the hyper extending jaw and everything. Now, the thing is
that this guy was not trying to make a joke.
He was dead serious. He actually believed that you could
actually turn into a space alien from eating that contaminated
radioactive shrimp, Kennedy said. In late August, the Food of
Drug Administration found that frozen shrimp from Indonesia was contaminated

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with the radioactive isotope and was being sold at Walmart
stores in thirteen states Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania,
West Virginia, and Texas, Texas. So unless you wanted to
turn into one of them zeno morphs, stop eating radioactive shrimp. Okay,

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because this guy is serious. He says, you can actually
look like that alien in the movie Alien, and the.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Video of him has already garnered one point three million views.
Well people making fun of him.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Oh see what this dumb ass looks like.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Hey, coming up next hour, your last shot this week
to win tickets to see Peter Frampton in concert at
Texas Trust See Theater in Grand Prairie, Tuesday, October twenty
First bo has an way for you to win. Just
count Jerry's us. We'll give those tickets away around seven
to fifty right here on the Bow and Them show
on Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety two

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to five.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Even if I don't find a good time, it's still Friday.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Yeah, and if somebody wants a good time, all they
have to do is hang out with you.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Bo oh yeah. Because I'm mister party animals.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
You are good Friday and Saturday.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Exactly. I got this call while ago about the radioactive
shrimp could turn you into an alien. Yeah, this is.

Speaker 8 (23:59):
Funny, okay, guys on the irradiated shrimp. I think Senator
Kennedy should have stood up with a picture of god Zookie,
Godzilla's son, and said, hey, I hate to correct you,
but this is what you turned into.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Godzuk.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
I remember that. Did you ever see the movie Son
of Godzilla?

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I did. Was that awful or what I mean? It's
like the Japanese saying, rest of see if they think
this is.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
Good too, you folks have a great day.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
You too, man that you gotta see Son of Godzilla.
It's like these people can't be serious. I remember the
image of that little Godzilla but I don't remember that movie.
And when he would blow fire, it would just be
a little smoke.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
The baby, the Son of God, little dinosaur you got
to from after every.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Puff and he blows out little smoke ring all right.
I don't know if we didn't barely touch on this.
Georgio Armani, the iconic Italian designer who built a global
fashion empire, died at the age of ninety one. Yes,
no good too. If you wear fashion, you've probably warned

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some of Armani stuff. He had been battling an undisclosed
illness for a while and was forced to miss Milan's
Fashion Week in June for the very first time in
his career. Because he's always there, he was a pioneer
and one of the most influential figures in fashion history.
He dressed the world's most powerful and glamorous celebrities, from
Anne Hathaway, George Clooney, Beyonce, We could go on. He

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made his Hollywood debut in the movie American Jiglow, starring
Richard Gear. Oh yeah, baby, because Julian, his character's name,
would lay out several Armani suits on his bed before
designing which one to wear to go out, jigglowing whatever, gigelow. Yeah.
His fashion empire today is worth over ten billion dollars.

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Holy yeah. A public viewing will be held this weekend
in Milan and a private funeral at a later date.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
I saw Timmy Moore posted a tribute to him because
he's the one that dressed her for the Golden Globes
and the Academy Awards. Also Cindy Crawford, he paid tribute
to him yesterday as well.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Everybody knew that guy. Yeah, everybody who wore clothes knew him.
So let me ask you this. Are you planning a
trip to the twenty twenty five State Fair of Texas?

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yes, you know, of course you are. So. Ladies, that
includes you at a bell. You'll need to remember to
bring a clear bag as a purse this time. Medical bags,
parenting bags, and soft sided coolers are still be allowed
after inspection, but they must meet size requirements. Clear bags
and coolers must be no larger than nine inches by

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ten inches by twelve inches. Medical and parenting bags may
exceed those dimensions, but will be subject to thorough in SPA.
Fair officials also noted that these small clutch purses that
you ladies care measuring four and a half inches by
six and a half inches or smaller do not have
to be clear.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Okay, all right, Well I've been practicing that for years now,
so anytime I go to a concert, a football game, whatever,
I always take the clear plastic person just in.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Case somebody's gonna say something. Yeah, visitors will walk again
through weapons detection scanners at every gate, and State Fair
Safety team will continue patrolling the grounds. The policy requiring
minors seventeen and under to be accompanied by a parent, guardian,
or chaperone atter five PM will also remain. I think
that's really good. I think it is.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Since that shooting there years back.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
All right, so let's get back to football, because you
know the Cowboys. Of course they lost their season opener.
They damn near didn't, though.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
I know I was very impressed with the team.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
But you know, there is a lot of new players
there's in the UNFL this season. Let's meet some of them.

Speaker 9 (28:05):
Hi, everybody, I'm Dave Stats alongside Jeff Worthy as we
get ready to watch some of the best players in
the nation showcase their skills. And there really are some
characters on this year squads, are N't there Jeff.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
That's right, David. It does seem like the most flamboyant
personalities came to the forefront and they are here.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Jack Mary's Tech, Theatrix Michigan State University.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
The Isaiah T. Billings Clade, Coast of Carolina University, the
Jeff for prob and Cruck the third, South Carolina State University, Javaris, Jamar,
Jamarris and Lamar University of Middle Tennessee, Kingle mc Kringle
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Lacarpatron, Duke Marriott, Florida LANDI Kenniversa.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Dickols Morgoon, University of South.

Speaker 10 (28:54):
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U guess which one was the white guy? Seven seventeen
on the Bodam Joel get gassed White Dallas Hors Classic
Broncolon shar ninety GI Jimmy Hendrix, which reminds me it's
time for the educational part of the show. It's time
for did you know? And you may be thinking, how

(30:11):
does Jimmy Hendrix remind you that it's time for the
educational part of the show. Yeah, I'll tell you. Did
you know? Pop star Katy Perry's mother once dated Jimmy Hendrix.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
That's right. I remember hearing that rumor.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Back in the day.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
She dated Jimmy.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Hendrix before she became a Christian minister.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Oh is she a Christian minister now?

Speaker 5 (30:36):
And her husband both well?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
I bet with Jimmy Hendrix. She shouted old God a
couple of times. Maybe that's why she's a Christian minister. Now,
there you go, there you go. Did you know California
has the most billionaires of any US state with one
hundred and twenty four. New York is second with ninety three,
followed by Texas with forty eight in Florida forty four.
There are eight states with zero billionaire Alabama, Alaska, Delaware,

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New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Dakota, Vermont, and West Virginia.
Everybody broke his hand? Did you know? Ireland won its
first Olympic medals in nineteen twenty four a silver in
painting competition and a bronze in literatures They were back then.

(31:27):
Obviously both of those competitions aren't part of the Olympics anymore,
Thank goodness. Did you know these sounds from crunchy foods
are comparable to tiny sonic booms? Do you know why?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Why?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Because the food is breaking up at the speed of sound.
That's how it makes the noise. All right, bowl series, Yeah, exactly.
Did you know the United States Postal Service made stamps
with the Statue of Liberty in twenty eleven? I remember,
but the picture they used was of the Statue of
Liberty outside New York, New York casino in Las Vegas Way.

(32:04):
It is not clear if this was an accident or
they just used it because it was a better photo.
But in any event, because they used the replica, Lady Liberty,
they had to shell out three to half million dollars
for copyright infringement.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Our taxpayer dollar.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Damn right, we're the one pay for that.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
That's a big mistake.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
You'll like this one, Annabelle. Did you know the first
player drafted by the Dallas Cowboys was Hall of Famer
Bob Lilly, a defensive tackle from TCU, drafted in nineteen
sixty one before the Cowboys played the first game, Lily,
did you know McDonald's has one less Hamburger?

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Really?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
A businesswoman named Zoe Hamburger just stepped down from her
post as the chief restaurant officer for McDonald's in the UK.
Her last name was Hamburger, I'm not kidding. Previously worked
for McDonald's in America. Did you know there are only
five cities in the world that span across two continents.

(33:08):
The biggest one is Istanbul, Turkey. It's about sixty five
percent in Europe and thirty five percent in Asia.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
That's right. And they have these big, huge bridge.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yes they do. Did you know disabled people in the
Netherlands get money from the government up to twelve times
a year to spend on prostitutes. Why disabled people gotta
bustle that too?

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Wow? Did you know limping on purpose was a popular
trend in the mid eighteen hundreds in the UK. The
Princess of Wales had rheumatic fever that gave her a limp,
and because she was a huge fashion icon and trendsetter,
other women started limping too because of that.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Did you know After President James Garfield was shot in
the assassination attempt, he couldn't hold down food, so for
the last month of his life, his doctor fed through
his rectal cavity. Mister president, breakfast to that. Yeah, bend over,
mister president. Oh like it didn't work and he died

(34:14):
anywhere Lone Storry ninety two five. I needed a little
kickstart from my heart today. I stayed up too late
watching the Cubles loose.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
I know me too.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
We were close. We were close. When they said lightning delay,
we'll be back in about thirty minutes. I said, no,
I got the gold of bed. Close only counts in horseshes,
hand grenads, and politics. Apparently, h Ian bag comedian Ian
Bag is going to join us here next hour. He's
at the Addison Improv this weekend, and coming up, we
got tickets to see Peter Frampton and it's count Jerry's

(34:49):
us because you know, when Jerry talks after a loss,
he says a number of times lots. Yeah, so listen
and count him. But now you know, just like every
weekend around here, there's a whole lot going on. That's
why we love living here because there's always something going on.

(35:10):
So let's find out said goings on. It's time for Hey,
what what's happening?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Well, I'm so glad you asked. The Texas Rangers bow
are back home at Globelive Feeld for the Silver Boot
Series against the Houston Astros Tonight, game one of the
three game series. First pitch tonight seven oh five. Tomorrow's
game will be at six point fifteen, with fans getting
a special Silver Boot Series pin. Only a limited number

(35:38):
are available though Sunday the first pitch will be at
one thirty five. College football this weekend the SMU Mustang
Space off of the Baylor Bears tomorrow morning in Dallas
at Gerald J. Ford Stadium. Kickoff is at eleven am,
and then live music this weekend at Lucas Oil Live
at Windstar World Casino Tonight you can see Blues Travelers,

(36:00):
the Jim Blossoms and the Spin Doctors. If you want
to rock out, head over to Chalk Talk Casino and
Resorts Grand Theater tonight to see Stained in concert. Meanwhile,
closer to home tonight at do Seki's Pavilion. It's getting
hot in here. Nelly in concert along with John Ruhl.
Tomorrow night at the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory Canadian

(36:22):
rock band Simple Plan, And at Dicky's Arena Tomorrow night
the Great Alejandro Fernandez. He's the son of the legendary
Mariachi singer Vicente Fernandez. Sunday night at Dickie's K Pop
fans will be storming the venue to see Baby Monster.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Baby Monster, Yeah, I'd never heard of him. Have you
ever heard of baby Medal?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I have young little girls who come out and sing
heavy metals.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Well, this is Baby Monster, kind of like Godzilla's son,
I guess, yeah, it sounds dirty. Tonight in downtown Garland
Square Bow it's our buddy Jimmy Wallace and the Mighty
Mics He's part of the Free Music Made Here series
in Garland Arlington Music Hall Tomorrow night. Laurel Canyon Band,
the Ultimate Crosby Stills Nash Young Tribute at the Longhorn

(37:08):
Ballroom in Dallas Tomorrow night. Grammy nominated Hayes Carl along
with Ray Wiley Hubbard at the Granada Theater in Dallas
Tomorrow night. Symphonic power metal band out of Italy Rhapsody
of Fire at hub Win twenty one and McKinney Tomorrow night.
A free show from Texas Flood, one of the premier
blues bands here in North Texas, Lava Cantina and the

(37:30):
Cownie Emerald City's End of Summer Batch goes on tonight
Tomorrow night. It's Poisoned Cherry. They're the ultimate eighties hair
metal experience. Comedy this weekend our Buddy Rodney Carrington live
at Will Rogers Memorial Center in Fort Worth Tonight Tomorrow night,
Leanne Morgan at the American Airline Center. She also has
a show in the afternoon. The night show is sold out,

(37:54):
but there's still tickets available for her daytime show. Also
this weekend, Ian Bagg is at the Addison and he's
going to join us shortly for a little visit. And
not only is Rodney Carrington at the Will Rogers Memorial Center.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Fort Worth.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Homan Garden Show runs today through Sunday at the Irving
Convention Center Tomorrow and Sunday. Bo I know you're excited
about this. It's the Dallas Women's Expo with shopping, makeovers
and speakers for the kids this weekend. Tonight at the
pavilion at Toyota Music Factory. Kids Bop Live also for

(38:29):
the kids. Spooky Season with Boo at Galleia, Dallas, kicking
off today through November two. Wanna Be Wizards in Your
Family Tonight through Sunday at the Morton Myerson and Dallas.
The Dallas Simavidy Orchestra presents Harry Potter and the Order
of the Phoenix and concert Flagpole Hill and Dallas Tomorrow,
free family event. It's the second annual Dallas Moon Festival

(38:51):
from one pm to seven pm. And that, my friends,
is just some of what is going on this weekend.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Bie, You're welcome. Dallas Fort Wor's Classic rock lone Star
ninety two to five. I'm looking forward to seeing Ian
Bagg again. It's been nine years since he was here.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Really, we'll have to talk hockey with him. He's a
huge o I know.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Fan the Canadian See if he hates the Dallas Stars,
send him out of here.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
On the game.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
Now, he's never said who his favorite team is.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
No, he never has. Okay, so let's give away tickets
to see Peter Frampton. That'll be Texas Trust Seeuth Theater
and Grand Prairie on October twenty first. And I told
you that, you know, when the Cowboys win, you got
to do a Monday morning mathematical mind mangler or whatever

(39:45):
day of the week it is. Yeah, but the Cowboys loss.
So today you know how Jerry Jones is after he's
interviewed after a Cowboy's loss. He seemed to can't say
two or three words without going uh, yeah. He has
trouble collecting his thoughts after a loss. I'm going I'm
trying to think of something to uh say. So I

(40:05):
have a clip, Jerry. There's a thirty second clip, and
I know because of the delay, I'm gonna have to
play it a couple of times. I want you to
count how many times Jerry says uh. And I'm gonna
be a prick about it today you are.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
You have to be right on.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
You have to get right on it, right on. We
don't get one either way? Why time? Because I'm a
dick today? What do you think, Friday? Why are you
being a dick on?

Speaker 5 (40:27):
For the Cowboys lost?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
The Cowboys lost? Give you a pass, okay two one
four or eight one seven seven eight, and you two
play along. I'm gonna see if y'all get it. Okay, Okay,
count how many times Jerry says, Uh.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
We certainly left some uh had plays left them there.
But I'm proud of this bunch. If we get this
kind of effort and we get this kind of level
of play from uh, we got a chance to be
a good team.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Thoughts on what Schottenheimer did with this offense and in
game one.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
I'm so impressed with him. I just uh makes me
uh that he didn't win this game, and I know
uh what it meant to him. Uh and uh he
had him ready to play.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Okay, did you notice Doucy in there? Yes?

Speaker 5 (41:14):
I noticed. He didn't say, uh, play it again because
that's a lot of us.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Of course, I'm gonna play it again. Here you go again.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
Uh we certainly left some uh had plays left him there. Uh,
but uh, I'm proud of this bunch.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
If we get this kind of effort and we get
this kind of level of play from uh, we got
a chance to be.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
A good teams on what Schottenheimer did with this offense.
And in game one, I'm so impressed with him.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
I just uh makes me uh that he didn't win
this game and I know uh what it meant to him.
Uh and uh he had him ready to play.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Okay, all right, oh manhunt him up. You know how
Jerry gets when Cowboys lose.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
I don't know. There was a lot of sneaky uzz
in there.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
You're one too high? Oh did I get right on?
My got it? Ao's right on?

Speaker 7 (42:08):
Oh god?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Alright? Two one four or eight one seven seven eight
seven one nine two five? Tell me how many uzz
Jerry pushes out of his mouth? All right, let's see
if bar of them show how many Jerry's uz did
you hear fifteen? How much?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
How much?

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Fifteen? So close clothes?

Speaker 7 (42:33):
Arm?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Wait, bone of them shoe? How many times did you
hear Jerry go h fifteen? I'll give you a hint.
That's too low, just a smidge. Yeah, I'm not gonna
say how low it is. But that's too low, okay,
bone of them shoe. How many uhs did you hear

(42:53):
from Jerry? Was seventeen seventeen.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Split but yeah, the difference and you'll have it. Oh,
I feel so bad because those Peter Frampton tickets are awesome.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Boy of them show?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
All right?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
How many others from Jerry did you hear?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Sixteen sixteen? Way to god?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I made you get it right on the money, this guy,
you were being a ditch.

Speaker 10 (43:21):
I was.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
It's Friday. I'm allowed to do that. Okay. First of all,
who is this? It's Donnish Seddler. Well you just hang
on there, Donnish Seddler, because we got some Peter Frampton
tickets for you, because we got to get some information. Okay,
all all right, hold on.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Now, just got a text eaton bag is in the building.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Well let's bring your glass up in her.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Go get him in just a bit. But you know,
tonight's the night you can hear Rodney Carrington sing, I
got crabs or titties and beer live at will Rogers
Memorial Center in Fort Worth, bo and I have your
last chance to win tickets to the show coming up
in the Lone Star ticket window and we'll give those
away around eight forty right here on Dallas fort Worst
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Five, lone Star ninety two five. Okay, Eddie, Okay, So
you got two tickets to Paradise, big deal we've got
in Bay.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
How you doing, sir, buddy, I'm good. I love coming
here because we get to have headphones on. Yeah, have
a conversation.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, nothing but the best for our guests. You guys
are great. Two tickets Raatio. By the way, the last
time you were here nine years ago, you got nine
nine years ago ban from this station. What did we
pish you off? Is that why you are?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
You?

Speaker 10 (44:43):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Ever invited me back?

Speaker 7 (44:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
You always listen anytime you're in town. You know we're
gonna invite.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
You, really, even if I'm just switching planes. Yes, sure, Hey,
I'll come in from the airport.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Do that you guys? Airport drives me nuts.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
It'd be your uber at DFW National that drives you, buddy.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Yeah, circular and it gets me on. Well, you have
to fly a lot because you you do a lot
of shows in a lot of places. Yes, I do.
I'm very popular.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Of course, you are very very popular, a lot of
the children and the paper and then I'm a very
big show.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, and the parents are going, don't sit next to
the gun. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
I fly first class. Just to let you guys know,
I like I seat three A. That's my favorite part.
By the window, by the window up front, not right
at the front. Don't like sitting in one. Some people
like to be right at the front too much, too much.
The ladies, the ladies and the men that take care
of the plane, chat chat chat. I'm like, I'm trying
to lead up over here. Come on, so three A.

(45:41):
Just get away from them.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Yeah, but you get off the plane quicker than anybody. Yes,
I love that. I love that. Then I just stand
at the top and wait for them.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
So you're at the Addison improv one of the best
show last night. You have shows through Saturday. You do
some of the best crowd work I've ever seen in that.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Got to get out of the house more.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
How do you stay on top? I mean, you just
always have the greatest comebacks.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
I just got to zone out and I just wake
up at the end of the show. I have really,
I really have no idea how it works. Well, I'm
Matt Rife's uncle.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
I want to start that rumor start there, because you
guys went so quiet. I've never said it before. I
taught Matt everything. I said that, just just be dumb
and I'll have a good time your guardeous. Now, if
you're dumb, you'll be rich since you do so much
crowd work. Have you ever pissed anybody off so much
they just get up and leave.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I have.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
I had somebody throw something at me once at the
Addison improv. I think they threw a napkin or something, okay,
which which made me laugh. I've had glasses thrown at
me at the Arlington improv. I had a guy stand
up and throw a rock glass at me. Yes, and
I haven't. I haven't played there in a little while.
But you threw it at me. I've seen it coming.

(47:00):
I just stepped out of the way. It hit the
brick wall behind me, and.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
No, it didn't think I've seen that video. Have I
talked about it?

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Because yeah, because it hit it hit the hit the
hit the wall and just fell down and people went.
They were just so disappointed. The guy and I told him,
I said, less squats, more shoulders.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
We couldn't have seen Ian Bagle.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
We could if I had gotten hit in the head, Oh,
I would have been fantastic.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I would have been sold out and it would have
gone viral the video.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Man, what it would have been the second time somebody
had been hitting the head with something in Dallas.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I'll tell you why I'm better to gain.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
He should have just he should have just moved a
little bit like I did. Or if.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Both of you, I want to go.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
With you to the six floor Museum.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Now we're all going to hell after the show. You
realize that in a convertible.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Okay, so you're a huge hockey fan podcast? What do
you think of our Dallas stars?

Speaker 3 (48:12):
I love the stars. I do love the stars. I
love the stars fans.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Yes, just nutty and I love it when you guys,
you guys yellowt during the national anthem. Stars keep ye
but uh and my I do the podcast Enjoying Orange
Lights with Jeff Sharples. Uh. He actually I grew up
with him. He's a little older than me, but he's uh.

(48:37):
He played with your general manager. He played hockey when
in Detroit with your general manager and one the one
you have right now general manager. So he thinks he
thinks the stars are great, But I am buddies with
Pete de Boor and he's Steve Spot Really were recently
asked to leave Dallas.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
No, see, I did not understand that because I thought
Pete was doing bang up job.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Well, they want the Cup here really bad, and there's
always got to be a fall guy and the coach.
You can't get rid of the whole team, but you
can get rid of a coach.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Will you spill the tea with us? Since your buddies
with Debor, did it have anything to do with that
whole situation with Jake Gotdinger, the goalie.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
No, no, no, they didn't. Jake and him they summer
together every year. Yeah, they always go fishing.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
They're they're they're they're like older brother, younger brother. They
have that great relationship. It was Jamie Ben, Jamie.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Ben, are you lying again? I want some tea?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Well, you know, we we we all say it together.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Atinger's just got to stop the puck and everything will
be fine, right, Yeah, yeah, we know we can do it.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
We've seen it happen. Just like when Jerry Jones says,
well we to score more points than the Well yeah, yeah,
that's the idea, Jerry, our.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Team is just just not got the powers to score
more than the other team right now. And we're all
as soon as we figure that out.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
That's that's a disadvantage.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
If you come on over to the mall and shop
before the big game, will take care of you. Is
the best general manager of the mall, the worst general
manager of a football team ever, Jerry Jones, because.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
He won't give up the seat he wants to. It's
my team, by god, I'll do anything I want to.
Got a toy well in Vegas at the Arlington impro No,
I don't ever say that. See you mentioned earlier. That's
why are guys kicking me out? Or do I get
to stand out for a little stick around? Ruined brain
cells say yet, of course you can say, don't start

(50:53):
with me. Well, at least you know you got one
left in you and you die. Dallas fort lone star
ninety two five. Ian Bag is at the Oklahoma City Improv. Yes,
nom kidding tsa funny bone. Yes, No, he's at the

(51:13):
Addison Improv this weekend. Guys, come down, get a Jimmy
John subb then come upstairs. That's right, and you got
a pizza place down there on your yeah place. Okay,
Now I want to know I heard or I remember
last time you were here, you talked about you used
to be a demolition explosive expert or something. I wasn't

(51:34):
an expert. So that's what I was headed to be.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
So I worked. I worked for an explosives company. I
started at the bottom. I was a I started as
a swamper where I would load dynamite into the truck.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
And called a swamper. That's called swamper. Yeah. So I
was terrifying when you first start out.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
So because the sticks of dynamite sweat and it's got
all this stuff on you, and you're thinking, oh, it's
gonna blow up. Yeah, and the guys are like, it's
not going to blow up. Just pack it in there
quickly in a punk come on. So so, and then
I went to uh uh. They they put me through
school to drive a dynamite truck. So I was delivering dynamite.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
You drove a dynamite truck, Yeah, we'd fill it up.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
It would be half it was like you know, one
of those half semis what they call bucks truck, but
big it would be. There was a certain section for
the for the dynamite sticks and then there was a
certain section for the I know, and they're not a.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Wick, but you know the cord that goes in the
light that blows it up used.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, so uh yeah, so it was very safe apparently
unless we hit something that taught something on fire. So yeah,
and the guy that taught me, he smoked hash the
whole time driving.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Oh no, were I was just.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Like, I bet your butt was puckered. You could in
there with a sledgeham.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
I was nineteen years old, so I was excited, Like
you wouldn't believe drugs.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
And dynamos what Mark? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
So so I went from there to being an assistant
to an explosives guy at a mine. We worked at
an open pit gold mine up on the border of
Alaska and Canada, and yeah, we really we'd go into
this little town called Hyder, Alaska, and at the time
there was no border guard at all. It was only

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unmanned American border, like nobody was there. You could just
drive across because you couldn't go anywhere. You could go
into Canada, but you couldn't get anywhere once you got
into into Hider, right, you had to fly into Canada
to get the hider right, so so they just didn't care.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
And then you go back, you go through the sound,
and then you.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Go back into Canada up a glacier and we worked
up on that glacier. Now you have to fill out
a piece of paper and put it into into a
mailbox when you're going. It's still it's still very empty,
but it's it's it's so busy. There's so much gold
up there there and and copper and all these different
different mining things that they do.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
But I love that I just blow things up. And
the guy that I worked with wasn't right at what
we did, so a limb missing. He was good enough
to not have, but he'd every so oh too much.
You go jump under the truck and rocks and fly by.
It's like in Butcher and Sundae. Yeah us enough don
out there. But yeah, exactly, that's exactly how it was.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
When did you decide you wanted to be a stand
up comedian?

Speaker 4 (54:20):
I always wanted to be a comedian as a kid,
but it was you know, I was born in nineteen seventy,
so back then we didn't have the Internet, like becoming
a comedian, like I grew up.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
In the middle of the Yeah, well yeah, but I
also I grew up.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
In the middle of nowhere. Nobody did what I wanted
to do, so you didn't. You had to kind of
figure it out. So I was going to I was
going to go to school to learn how to be
uh an explosives engineer.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I was going I was going to take those courses.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
And before I went, and by the way, this is
back when when you went to college and the courses
you wanted to get you had to go and line
up for ye all that you remember, and if if
you were late, there's too big of a line, you
wouldn't get those courses.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Right. Yeah, So anyway, so kids take that grandpa's talking. Yeah, anyway,
So I decided.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
I decided that I wanted to try comedy. I was
going to give it a try because I moved. I
went from my little town in northern British Columbia to
Vancouver to go to school, and they had a comedy club.
So I went to the comedy club seen it and
I was like, I want to try this, and they
had a contest. I thought, that's how you did it?
You want So I went and did a contest. I
didn't win the contest. I wrote my jokes on my

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hand and I sweat them off, right, so I didn't
have I saw another guy that did that, yeah, exactly.
They weren't there, so I ended up doing impressions of
fish with my hand and I didn't I didn't win,
and I thought, well, I gave it my best shot.
I'm going to go to school now. And because I thought,
I thought you won, or you were told you're not

(55:51):
in show business, right, So and I just would happened
to be walking out the same time as the manager
of the club and he said, hey, you're really funny.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Come back next week to open mic. And I was like, oh,
I can do it.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
He goes, oh, yeah, you can do it again. So
just kind of spun off from me, and the rest
is yeah, and I didn't go back to school. But
and all my fingers and all my toes.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Even though you've been blowing stuff up. Now, who was
the comedians that made you inspire to be a comic?
My parents had Bill Cosby album. My parents did too.
And Bob Newhart.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Bob Newhart, Yes, I think it's his birthday today, Bob Newhart.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Really, yeah, he was fantastic. Also, Jonathan Winters was because
he would make stuff up. You give him something and
he would make faces face. Remember how much Robin Williams
loved Jonathan.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Everybody I get some people at were you influenced by
Jonathan Rob Williams? And I'm like, now, both of us
were influenced by Jonathan Winters, right, Yeah, But then I
grew I went into uh uh we Sam Kinnison and
Eddie Murphy. There was tapes, There was cassette tapes floating
around the school with these guys and and I guys.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Like, what what I was a rich What I was
a Richard Pryor fan?

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Yeah, guarantee, I I those are the ones I got.
But later on I got into Richard Pryor. But those
were the ones that influenced me when I was a kid.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Yeah, we used to always quote you're on the well
and you can.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Scream. It's so funny.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
It's so funny for people that aren't on the welfare. Ye,
but those people aren't coming to my.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Shows, that's right, But the show is at the attison
Ian bag. If a body is good to see you again.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Thanks for having me, and you know, you guys are fantastic,
and thanks for being so great. The comedians always and
and supporting us and running us steps of people. It
really means a lot.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Well, we appreciate it. And don't wait nine years before
you come. All right, we'll see in five and a
half Bella Forest Classic, Ronk Alone Star ninety two five
Sweet Home, Alabama. I still hate Nick Saban, even though
he's not there cold Jimmy Moore, See, I have to
play it all toward that. I hate.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
Well, you said his name wrong though, what you said Saban?
It's Satan.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Satan by the way, Rodney Carrington ticket, Paul Franco and
the n r H. Congratulations, Paul, Yeah, nicely done. Did it?
Is he American? Does he make that? I still open
a can of that stuff? Man, no problem, Actually, not
bad if you spice it up, that's right.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
A little red pepper flake here.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Yeah, thank you both. That's right. Well, Uh, if you
watched some of the Cowboys last night lose to the Eagles,
it started out like we were gonna give him a game,
and we did. It was only twenty four to twenty
was the final score. But in case you slept through it,
you didn't know that Jalen Carter of the Eagles went

(58:52):
over and spit on Dak Prescott before the first snap
even had.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Spired up a lot of fans. I mean, it was crazy.
But then we found out and Dak Prescott actually after
the game kind of alluded to the fact that he
spit in the direction of Jalen Carter and he didn't
think anything of it because he spits thousands of times
every game and that he, I guess made a face

(59:19):
Jalen Carter. So Carter took it personally and said, are
you going to spit at me? And that's when the
spit war began.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Well, Jalen Carter was the guy they were supposed to
double team to keep him the backfield and off of
Dak's face.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
What had one of the guys that sports analyst said,
he goes he was eighty percent of their defense.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Yes he was, he really was. Well, in case you
missed it, I thought we'd play this one more time.
Is Jalen Carter spitting on Dak Prescott and nobody sid
I didn't see it until they showed the replay.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Here you go the touchbacks now come out to the thirties.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Could he spit? Did he spit on him?

Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
Suck?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Well, just like an official. I call him as, I say,
what does that part of the song make me dizzy?
Just a little Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Sounds like it's in a blender.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
I guess, so the show belongs in a blender. Sometimes.
A couple of birthdays here, duezl Zappa, Frank's kid. Yeah,
he's fifty six. The late great Freddie Mercury would have
been seventy nine today, and the late great Buddy Miles
would have been seventy eight today. Buddy Miles actually came
up to our studios one time and he had his

(01:00:36):
assistant pushing him in a wheelchair. Yeah, And I said,
what's wrong with Buddy? Is he crippled? Did something happen?
Did he have an exident? He said, no, he's just lazy.
He just wants me to push him around because he
didn't want to mess with Walker.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Oh there's so many people that do that, like at
six Flags or Disney.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
But if you can walk, go ahead. I don't know,
just lazy. I just thought it was funny. I guess
it was. He just lazy. Just let him go, let
him go, all right, let's talk some time, wasisters. Yeah,
I know, Annabelle got a few.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Hung Here we go this is what we have up
on the boat when them showpage at lone star ninety
two to five dot com. Looks like Mick Jagger is
ready to go back to work bosifast Yeah. Earlier this week,
Mick Jagger posted a video on social media of him
laying down a harmonica track in the studio, and he
captured the video with holidays are over, back to the harmonica.

(01:01:30):
So a lot of people are wondering does this confirm
a new Rolling Stones album is on the way now.
Just before the release of their last album, Hackney Diamonds
back in twenty twenty three, Mick Jagger told us that
they recorded over twenty songs during their sessions for that album,
but only twelve of those songs made it to the album.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
In the other ones, there's a lot of really great stuff,
but we didn't finish it. You don't want to finish
twenty three.

Speaker 9 (01:01:56):
It takes too long, so wen have to maybe form
tracks and we've got the next album because we're well
ahead of the game on the next album, so this
won't be the last album.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Sometimes mix sounds like he's cutting off the end of
words on purpose.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
I think that's just because he's from England of too.
Some of those extra tracks, by the way, include contributions
from their former bassis Bill Wyman, as well as Paul McCartney.
And Jack Osborne posted an emotional video pay tribute to
and remembering his late father Ozzy Osborne. Among the things
he talked about were their last days together. We have

(01:02:30):
the full video up for you to check out, but
here's a clip of Jack Osborne talking about the timing
of his father's death.

Speaker 10 (01:02:38):
One thing that has kind of stuck with me about
my father's exit, there is almost a perfection to it.
He got to say goodbye in such a profound way.
He got to thank his fans, He got to see
his friends he hadn't seen in such a long time.
He got to perform. There was so much much accomplished

(01:03:01):
before the full stop.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Jack is a good kid too, it really is. If
you've ever talked to him, he just as nice as
he can be.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Well, you should check out the full video. We have
it up and it's just a really insightful video. The
episode of the PBS series The Art of Music co
featuring Peter Frampton, filmed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art
in New York earlier this Year is going to premiere
tomorrow on PBS. Oh yeah, but guess what, we've got
it up on our page. So maybe tomorrow night you're

(01:03:30):
going to be out at the American Airline Center seeing
Leanne Morgan go, well, you can see it now, and bo,
I know how much you love hearing about Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelsey's love storyline. Oh yeah, yes, Well, now
that the tour engaged the guys who brought us, I
want to know what love is, oh foreigner. Well, they're
hoping to be the wedding singers at the Wedding of

(01:03:50):
the Century. They posted on social media inviting themselves to
the wedding if you will, we have all that information up. Meanwhile,
Travis Kelsey's mom made an oopsie on social media. She
posted a clip of our buddy, Leanne Morgan talking about
Taylor's uterus eighteen to have a baby and how Taylor

(01:04:12):
wants a baby. Here's the clipping question.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
She wants a baby, and it's time. It's time for
her to want a baby, and she wants to breed
with that big old Kelsey bo boy. Of course she does,
and she is in town tomorrow night at the American

(01:04:37):
Airlines show.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
That's right, she's got two shows. She's got an afternoon
show at three, and then the nighttime show completely sold out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Funny.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Finally, our Bowe and Them show a tail wagger of
the week from Pause and the City. And this is
a senior Puodle mix weighing around eleven pounds named Buffy.
Buffy was surrendered after her owner passed away. She's blind
and death but very very smart and very very sweet.
And she's gonna let you know when she needs to
go potty. And I know, bo, you'll love this. Buffy

(01:05:05):
enjoys stroller walks and watching football on TV.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Okay, I can deal with the football. Don't even talk
about stroller walk.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
We have all of Buffy's info up on our page,
along with pictures. If you think you or someone you
know could give Buffy a forever home, get all the
details on the bow and Them show page at lone
star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Mother need to be so hot? And why are you
smoking that money? Did you need to be so hot?

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
She needs it for her rheumatism.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Oh yeah, it's medical. My lumbagels acting up. I need
a little cannibal. Chill well, it was fun show today
it was Ian Bag bean Bag is at the Addison Improv.
He very fun of Why hadn't seen him in almost
a decade, I know, nine years, you said, I forgot

(01:05:59):
how hall he was. I mean, he's like besketball players tall.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
But he's a hockey fan because he grew up in Canada.
And he does really great crowd work. So if you
go to his shows tonight or tomorrow night, just know
you will be picked on and you will be part.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Of the show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeh awesome. But he won't do anything really mean unless
you're mean to s. Yeah, yeah, no, but don't. First
of all, you should never heckle comedians to begin with.
And I have a feeling the problem is worse than
ever in the modern day. I got a comedy show. Yeah,
I can imagine.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
So I guess it was last week or two weeks ago.
He had these women that worked at a church in
the audience and he was talking back and forth with them,
and he goes, are you nuns? And was like no,
and he was like who else works at churches? And
then he started on about how nuns say, okay, girls,
come on, we're gonna go show our titties at the
comedy store.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
I shall like Ian's funny. God, we'll see on the
after show. We'll do a little brief decompetsion session because
we stayed up too late watching the Cowboys lose and
I need a damn.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
They're a guy in Japan and they just filmed him
taking a nap. Why don't we do that?

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
Though?

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
Yeah, he makes like a fortune. We're in the wrong business,
aren't you taking himself taking a nap?

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
But I don't ever nap that long. I mean, I
can only nap for so long before my body said,
all right, wake up your jerk off. What if a
longer nap meant a triple paycheck?

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Both?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Could you do it?

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
I bet I could do it if it would money. Oh,
by the way, on Monday, did I lose my mind?
Or do we have Team Big Texts coming our way?
Is that Monday? Monday?

Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
I don't have a confirmation.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Okay, I'm sorry I brought it up. All right, Yeah,
you better not jinx it because sooner or later they're
going to bring us they are.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
They have said that they are going to bring us
the Big Text Award.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
All right, I'm looking forward to that. Have you sales
go weekend, We'll see on the after Show and on
the show Enough Show on Monday. I let's say keep
it tween the ditches.