Comedian Julie Golden! Toyboxes: Gabriel Iglesias, BBQBob, Laundry Service Prank Call. (Full Show 7.15.25 Ep. 1407)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Those junior super friends Bow and there the daring, dancing
and enticing and horrifying, the incredibly strange creatures who stopped
living and became mixed up zombies.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
A complet and total par Forramma.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Their mission to fight injustice, to write that which is wrong,
and to serve all mankind.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because i'ma have boy, Oh good when things are going Yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Love that.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
We are happy to bring you this show today, actually
since today's Toy Box Tuesday. I had a request yesterday
to play that boy. Okay, I'll start to show with it.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
We did Jimmy the request of that because every time
I hear it, I think of Jim White.

Speaker 7 (00:55):
He loves happy Boy.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
That is by the Beat Farmers featuring Country Dick Montana.
That was his name, Dick Montana, Country Dick Montana, a
flavor of sausage, breakfast sausage. Now I'm not sure if
that's his real name, because he could be like radio
people who changed their names all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
Country Dick in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Budfreit, Dick of the morning, it's your morning, Dick, Oh God.

Speaker 7 (01:28):
One.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Like I said, today is a Toy Box Tuesday, and
I got a request for something that we played last April,
but the guy.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
Really really really wanted to hear it. It's okay, I'll
do it.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
And April was a while back. I don't even remember
what I had for dinner last night.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
I don't even I don't know nothing about aprils. That
is my daughter's birthday, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Also, Gabriel I Glacias, Gabriel Glacious Old Fluffy had a birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Found out yesterday. He's gonna have a star on the
Hollywood Welcome.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
He said, that's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Plus, I'll let you hear the audio of the Jerry
Jones Netflix series Oh yeah, America's Team, the Gambler and
his Cowboys. Oh wow, will you hear it? Is like,
what the hell was that?

Speaker 7 (02:14):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Around?

Speaker 8 (02:16):
What time are you going to do that at?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Well, you just have to wait and find Steph around
and find out, Priz, it'll be in the seven o'clock hour,
because in the eight o'clock hour, we got to guess
Julie Golden's coming in. Yeah, the comedy matchmaking show for
divorced singles is Thursday night.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
It's called The Big D and it's happening Thursday at
the Mic Drop Comedy Club in Plano.

Speaker 8 (02:39):
Julie will join us in the eight o'clock hours.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Well all right then, and you may be asking, hey, hey,
what are we celebrating today. Well, we're celebrating National Respect
Canada Day.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
Oh absolutely. Look, our good neighbors to the north.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Hadn't been getting much respect these days because of well,
you know, tell me you don't like Canadian bank.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
I love Canadian banking and I love the Canadian people.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
They're so nice.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Look, all of us normal ones here, neighbor to the south,
we get it.

Speaker 9 (03:10):
We get it on be top of all my family
on my mama's side, which is Trenton, Ontario area. Yeah, well,
thank you, Eh, we appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
It is national be a dork Day, or as we
call it today Tuesdays, embrace your geekness today and dork out.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
We are the dorks of the cosmos.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'm sure you have a pocket protector somewhere in your
high of It's I Love Horses Day. Well who doesn't
cows tastes better though, I'll just take it that. Yeah,
pile's hilver Olla, some of you had no idea what
that means. I'll move on National pet Fire Safety Day.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
Pet fire safety, Yeah, no, matter.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
No matter what kind of animal companion you have at
your house, dog, cat, goldfish, turtle, lizard or snake, teach.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
Him to drop and roll in case of fire.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Think what they want you to do is to have
a sticker outside of your house that says you have
a dog or a cat.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Yeah. The firefighters, yeah, yeah, yes.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
The firefighters when they show up, will know that there's
pets in something.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Or if it's an arsonist with a conscience.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Okay, arsonist who works for Peta exactly, you want.

Speaker 9 (04:17):
To burn my place down, okay, but let the dogs
go over to.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
The neighbor's first. It is Gummy worm Day.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Trully, a German confectionery company, created gummy worms in nineteen
eighty one. Some sources say that the worms slithered onto
the scene on July fifteenth, the date in which we
now mark.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
Oh Girl or Gummy worm Day.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
And you might remember the first gummies were actually bears.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
Yes, they were like Career Bow National Tapioca Pudding Day.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Those little white balls in tapiota pudding tho are known
as tapioca pearls. I'm not a big fan of I'm
not either. No, I don't like the even little balls
in there.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (04:57):
That's a funky consistency, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (04:59):
Bo Well, that didn't come out right.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
It sounded nasty, just like tappioga.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
It's Orange Chicken Day. I guess that's good. Pay way
here would come.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, National give Something Away Day, all right, free paper
clips for everybody.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
In this old paper clips. And and it's Brenda birthday. Brenda.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
That's right, it's your birthday, Branda boy, Ricky Birt's wife.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
And happy birthday, Brenda. And the celebration with this week.
Oh yeah, all right, let's do our morningred.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
You forget second fifty, pick your chickens, and we.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
Got sports of all sorts.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Sonda Dallas fors Classic Rockelonne Star ninety two five.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Me and Anna were just talking. I always heard it.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Was tube steak Booget's ring. Yes, because it makes me
I guess. Billy Gibbons said, I don't know. We may
get banned if we call it dub steak. Yeah, we'll
make it snake instead of steak.

Speaker 9 (05:58):
I remember in a middle school band club, we used
to have a running joke in the drum section, and
what's for lunch.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Today, you guys? Tube steak garnished with underwear.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Okay, yeah, we're relive in our high school day day.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
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Speaker 6 (06:16):
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Speaker 5 (06:20):
Here's some good news. All three Texas NBA teams are
coming together to raise funds for the people impacted by
last week's deadly floods. Houston Rockets, San Antonio Spurs and
your Dallas Mavericks are teeming up to gain support for
people in Central Texas.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
Now.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
The teams are selling limited edition Texas Strong Benefit t shirts.
All proceeds go to the Texas Sport for Healing Fund,
which we'll use the funds to support those that were
impacted because a lot of people ain't got a place
to live anymore, and a lot of people aren't living
anymore because of it. The shirt sizes ranged from small
to double xcel. Each one costs thirty dollars, not including

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tax and delivery. All three team are going to wear
those shirts during NBA Summer League warm up so you
can get a good look at him now.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Thanks to a scheduling quirkbow and an absolute snub, the
Rangers won't have a representative actually play in the Major
League Baseball All Star Game tonight in Atlanta. The snub,
if you weren't to wear, is Nathan Yavaldi, possessor of
a one point five eight e er A and ninety
four strikeouts in ninety one innings. Apparently that wasn't good

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enough to get selected. I guess he doesn't have enough
Instagram follow up.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Oh for shame.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
Right hander Jacob de Gram was selected, and rightfully so.
But de Grom pitched Saturday in Houston against the Astros
and will instead get the week off, which isn't a
bad thing for your Texas Rangers. That also means he
just made the easiest one hundred thousand dollars of his life.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Oh yeah, Jacob mcgram.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Like many top players, Bo has a litany of performance
bonuses built into his contract. A particularly the lucrative payout
is the one hundred thousand dollars he's due to receive
for becoming an All Star. Of course, all of those
figures above paling embarrasson to his actual salary, which sits
just north of forty million dollars.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
I guess it pays to be a pitch well, it's
like somebody giving us twenty dollars. Yeah right.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Hey, the All Star Game is tonight and Atlanta first
pitch will be at seven.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
You can watch the game on Fox.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
And last night they had the Home Run Derby and
Seattle's Col Rawley is your twenty twenty five MLB All
Star Home Run Derby champion. The Seattle Mariner slugger not
only took home his first Derby title, he is the
first catcher to ever win the event. Really, yeah, so
way to go, con.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
You know, I was watching that a little last night.
It just got boring, So let's all go to bath. Yeah,
I was sleepy, so I was out here you go.

Speaker 9 (08:51):
And a reminder, speaking of the Rangers, we have Rangers
four packs and pick your tickets this week two for
the Oakland game.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
And hey, you didn't go.

Speaker 9 (08:58):
Pro Football Hall of Fame quarterback John Elway won't be
charged after his business partner Jeffrey Spurbeck was fatally injured
falling out of John's golf cart at a southern California
golf resort last April.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
Elway was worried about that.

Speaker 8 (09:12):
Yeah, it turns out it was an accident.

Speaker 9 (09:14):
Yeah, Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco said the conclusion is
just that investigators found nothing criminal and ruled it a
tragic accident.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Spurback, Elway's partner.

Speaker 9 (09:25):
And former agent, died after suffering an injury when he
tumbled out of the golf cart driven by the former
QB on April twenty six. This is at the Madison
Club in Lakina, just east of la Spurback was sixty
two when he perished. Spurback began managing Elway's career in
nineteen ninety, when Elway was quarterback for the Denver Broncos.
How could we forget that period? He represented more than

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one hundred NFL players during a three decade career as
an agent and also as.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
A business advisor.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Business advisor, God bless I have somebody to figure that
stuff out.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
It's time for the final major of the twenty twenty
five season, the Open Championship, with the coveted Claret Jug
up for grabs.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
Claret Jug the wine Judge.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
It's not as good as the green jacket at the Masters,
but hey, you gotta have something. Also referred to as
the British Open, the season's last major is the oldest
golf tournament in the world, first contested in eighteen sixty,
The Open will hold its one hundred and fifty third
championship this weekend on NBC in Peacock. The twenty twenty

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five Open Championship will place take place from Thursday to
Sunday at the Royal Port Rush Country Club in Antim,
Northern Ireland. I don't even know if I said it right.
Live coverage will be Thursday, but you'll have to set
your alarm to BOE and them show hours if you
want to see it as it happens. Opening ceremonies get

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rolling at one thirty a m Hour time. All the
usual big names will be on the entry list, including Scotti, Scheffler,
McElroy and others. One name that won't be in Northern
Ireland is Tiger Woods, who continues to recover after rupturing
his left achilles in March. Tea times and pairings will
be revealed later this week.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Speaking of golf, bo Dallas native golfer Jordan Speith and
his wife Annie this past weekend announced on social media
a new addition to their family. The three time major
winner and his wife announced the birth of their third
child in an Instagram post Sunday, the couple named their
baby Sully. Now, the couple already had a son, Sammy,

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who was born in twenty twenty one, and a daughter, Sophie,
who was only twenty two months old, So I guess
I'll know what they've been up to.

Speaker 8 (11:39):
Sully, Sammy and Sophie. Kind of cool, yes, yeah, sweet.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Jordan Speith, who is thirty one, is a thirteen time
PGA Tour winner with five tournament titles, including two majors
in twenty fifteen, when he also won the FedEx Cup
and Player of the Year. Last month that Jordan Speith
withdrew from the Travelers Championship after thirteen holes because of
his shoulder blade injury.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
But last week he said he's back to.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Full strength and he expects to play at the British Open,
which is set to start on Thursday.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
All right, Dumn, bring it very well.

Speaker 9 (12:12):
You know, twenty twenty five, it has been the most
perfect year. But it's a pretty good year for boomer sequels.
You know, we had a new Cheach and shawng movie
not too long ago. We got a new Spinal Tap
sequel in September, and Ladies and gentlemen team mindus ten
days to go until Happy Gilmore Too.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
I really want to see that hell too, And.

Speaker 9 (12:31):
It's going to pop right up on Netflix first and foremost,
you can relax at home and crack up. Happy Gilmore
Too will hit Netflix July twenty fifth, and two top
tier golf brands are celebrating with quite.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
The ode to the film.

Speaker 9 (12:44):
Callaway and also Odyssey are bringing Gilmore's patented hockey gear
from the golf course to life, and Odyssey is doing
so with a hockey stick putter. Oh, it's five hundred bucks,
but it looks pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (13:01):
I should have used that right.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
Yes, Golfers will be able to purchase the four hundred
and ninety nine ninety nine dollars putter that resembles Gilmore's
hockey stick he uses in the original movie and we
assume in the sequel too. The hockey stick putter is
black and gold, like Gilmore's love for the Boston Bruins.
The handle also has Happy Gilmore in blazoned on it.
And that's not all. Callaway is also releasing the Callaway

(13:24):
twenty twenty five Chrome Tour Happy Gilmore two golf balls,
and those are gonna go for sixty bucks a box sixty.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
B Wow, Happy Gilmore too. I thought you were going
to say, sixty bucks apiece? What I feel like a
little box of three.

Speaker 9 (13:41):
You gotta be like the Rodney Dangerfield kind of a
golfer to afford those.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Give me three of.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
Those and two of those right now. Subway has the
Happy Gilmore two meals. Oh good, you get the cups
with either shooters face or Happy Gilmore's shoot up.

Speaker 9 (13:55):
So Happy Gilmour didn't have raving critical reviews when it
came out.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
This is all that We've Got in nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 9 (14:01):
Oh yeah, Yeah, me too, and the film grossed. It
was a commercial success. It grossed forty one million in
change after being filmed on a twelve million dollar budget,
and it features some great cameos like the late Great
Bob Barker golf star Lee Trevino. The sequel, however, will
have even more guest appearances from celebrity and PGA two
or pros alike Casey Chief star Travis Kelcey is in

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the movie. PGA two were pros Colin Moricama, Justin Thomas,
and many others will be featured in the film, as
well as original cast members. Who's the big white guy
with the red face and he's a wild golfer. He's
big and he's like a he's like a rebel. I'll

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look up his name and look up his name because
I'm trying to think of who is John John something.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
But yeah, he's a nut and he's gonna be in
it too. It's going to be a great movie. Cool.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Former NFL running back Adrian Peterson is stepping into the
boxing ring again. Really, you know, when football players think
they can fight, it usually doesn't end with Two years
ago he was knocked out by former NFL running back
Levon Bell. Now he's going to step in the ring
to fight Joe Castaneda, who happens to be the same

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person that Peterson got into a fistfight with last month
over a poker game in Houston. Oh, lots of luck Son,
because you'll probably going to need all right, the freaking
fool file next on the Bowl in Them Show, Hello
Dallas Horors Classic RONC lone Star ninety two to five.
By the way, the golfer we were trying to think

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of was John Daily.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Yeah, thrown off because we understood you as saying he
had red hair.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
To say gray hair.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Picture it and he's he's comfortably numb because he's always drunk.
Oh yeah, he even went to play in his underwear.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
He does not look like the country club set at.

Speaker 9 (15:57):
All, John, No, he looks like hes on the set
of a Happy Gilmore movie.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
Are I'm gonna go to the bowling Alley? Then I'm
gonna go blazer?

Speaker 9 (16:05):
You know what he's like the w C fields of
PGN I distorted.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Okay, time now for the freaking fool file. Arachnophobes. Get
ready to squirm and I'm talking to you know. Customs
officials in Berlin, Germany, released photos from a seizure of
roughly fifteen hundred tarantulas found inside plastic containers that had
been hidden in chocolate sponge cake boxes.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Oh my god, I don't want to free one.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Custom officials found the shipment at Colomban Airport in a
package that had arrived from Vietnam and were tipped off
by a quote noticeable smell that didn't resemble the expected
aroma of about fifteen pounds of chocolate confectionery treats.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
Say, man, do you smell spots?

Speaker 8 (16:54):
Doesn't smell like chocolate.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
That's how they talk in Berlin say I amun yeah,
put that U two album on too. Many of the
eight legged creatures did not survive the trip in a
suspected violation of German animal welfare rules, while survivors were
given to the care of an expert spider handler who
apparently doesn't have enough tarantulas running around in this house.

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Criminal proceedings are underway against the intended recipient, in part
for alleged violations of failure to pay the proper import
duties and make proper customs declaration. So nobody's going to jail.
But I hope the guy that gets all the spiders
gets to eat the confectionery treats with a spider in it,
because he obviously loves them nasty.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
He loves them spider. That's what I'm brig going for.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
All right.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
A Wisconsin woman has been told to go straight to
jail and not collect two hundred dollars after she pleaded
guilty to forging lottery tickets at the gas station that
she worked at. Now, with all the money involved, you'd
probably think that the Lottery Commission would have already come
up with a plan and to keep people from forging
lottery tickets. Probably twenty six year old Hope Johnson hoped

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that she'd get away with it, but admitted to printing
more than eight hundred lottery tickets without paying for them,
costing the gas station over eight thousand, eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
She then allegedly took the winning.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Tickets to another gas station to cash them in, pocketing
more than two thousand, eight hundred dollars in winnings. Johnson
has been sent to ten days in jail. That's all
two years probation, and she's been ordered to pay thirteen
thousand dollars in restitution. She's also prohibited from working anywhere
that sells lottery tickets.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
Only a good idea, Yeah, I'm gonna say that's a
real good idea.

Speaker 7 (18:42):
That's real good.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
I can't believe she only got ten days though.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
No, we'd already been in jail. Yep, even before the
show was over.

Speaker 9 (18:51):
In Key West, there was a floridiot that is now
under arrest after he celebrated his birthday by a doing
a load of crystal mass yeah, and then be stealing
one of the city's conk tour trains.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Oh yeah, oh, I know what those I love those.

Speaker 9 (19:07):
Going a little speed induced joy ride. Then iconic Key
West Street train that gives scenic rides to tourists.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
Became his for a little while.

Speaker 9 (19:17):
Fifty seven year old Jonathan Patrick Winslow didn't just swipe
the train. He drove it through the city and he
picked up passengers.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Well, as long as I'm stealing the conk train, I'll
be doing.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
My part for I wonder if he used the microphone.

Speaker 8 (19:32):
It was like a so you're right in the.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Church that survived from nineteen.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
None of this stuff, but y'all have a good time riding.

Speaker 9 (19:42):
Well, he's a tweaker, so he'd be like.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
Police, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
Belize eventually caught up to him near the city's landmark
southernmost point, Bowie, where he enthusiastically informed the cops today
is my birthday and that he's simple.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
He borrowed the train. Oh yeah, hey, gonna bring it back.

Speaker 9 (20:05):
Work due, I know, that's exactly what he said. Bo
he goes, I was going to bring it back. I
just borrowed it for a little while. He's gonna bring
it back.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
Was just gonna borrow it and bring it back in
just a little while. As soon as this meth wears.

Speaker 9 (20:16):
And the cops were nice about it. They said, hey,
happy birthday, but you're under arrest and your present is
jail time.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Yeah, trip to jail.

Speaker 9 (20:24):
He was charged with burglary, grand theft, auto possession of
paraphernalia because unfortunately mister tour guide forgot to take his
tour guide meth pipe out of his shirt pocket first.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Oh oh, I have actually been to that Key West Park.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Yeah, and I've been on the Conk training tour before. Yeah,
but my guy wasn't on meth. No problem, just hearing
I want to scoop it ive down there so bad.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Here is a fifty five year old grandfather of three
stands accused of eloping with the twenty two year old
fion Say of his teenage son and taking his family
savings and gold jewelry with him.

Speaker 7 (21:06):
Oh no, a real father of the year.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
They say, the heart wants what it wants, and in
this case of an Indian man, this happens to be.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
His son's fiance break so so be it.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Shakil, a fifty five year old father of six, recently
shocked his family by running away with Aisha, a twenty
two year old woman from a neighboring village who was
initially supposed to marry his son. According to Shaquille's wife,
he insisted on arranging the marriage of their son Aman
to Aisha, despite their protests concerning financial reasons and their

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child's young age, which is only seventeen.

Speaker 8 (21:46):
Oh, the son is seventeen.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Sen is seventeen. He was going to marry a twenty
two year old woman, and I'm sure he's going Okay,
Wait still, dear old Dad remained adamant about the marriage
until one day when he called from New Delhi to
tell his family that he had married Aisha himself and
if they don't like it, they can shove it.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
I guess Aisha is a looker. She must be.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Shaquille reportedly visited Aisha several times under the pretext of
making wedding preparations, but his wife claims to have suspected
their affair from the very beginning. You may remember, just
a couple of months ago, we featured a similar story
of an Indian man who ald lou Elope with as
soon to.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Be mother in law.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Remember, nine days before he was supposed to marry her
daughter Nasty. That Nasty seemed to be a lot of
that going around in India.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
That's why we like India to give us stuff for
the freaking fool for reality TV shows too exactly.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Hey, coming up next hour on a toy Box Tuesday,
you get to pick your ticket. We have tickets to
see George Thorogood and the Destroyers August twenty sixth at
Texas Trust See Youth Theater. Or you can pick a
family four packet tickets to see your Texas Rangers take
on the Age July twentie third. Whatever you don't pick,
we'll put in the lone Star ticket window at eight forty.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
Pick your ticket around seven to fifty.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
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Speaker 7 (23:14):
By the way, yes, I.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Know some of you work in downtown fort Worth, so
be aware. Land Man season two is filming in fort
Worth again the set and there's some road closures to
be aware of if you've got to go down down
for warth The Paramount Plus series will film at two
locations this week, leading to several street closures. Fort Worth

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police officers will be on hand to facilitate traffic flow.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
Now.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
The series had previously filmed in fort Worth last month
and filmed in Jacksboro last week. Now this week land
Man two Season two will film at the Omni fort
Worth Hotel on Houston Street from now until eleven o'clock
tonight and at Frost Tower on Taylor Street from six

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am to eight pm tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
And if you want to do some celebrity sidings, just
go to Joe T.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
Garciaz. They're always.

Speaker 9 (24:11):
If any of you run into Ali larder, please pass
my email address along.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
Thank you, smoke show dude.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
There will be a single lane and partial sidewalk closures
on Houston Street between twelfth and fourteenth Streets today through Thursday.
The eastern lane of Throckmorton Street between Twelfth and Texas
Streets will also be closed today. That's a lot of
jaw work to tell you that we're trying to help
you out, you know what.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
I'm always getting messaged on Facebook Messenger from Renee who
lives out in that area, and she's always given me
updates about their filming because she is on the lookout
for Billy, Bob.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Thorton, bud Okay. I got this email from Jose. He says,
mister Roberts. First of all, only creditors looking for money
call me, miss to walk it. It's just bow Okay.
It scares you when you see that. It says, could
you play that lady that called you by mistake thinking

(25:08):
it was the dry cleaners?

Speaker 10 (25:09):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yes, Now we've played this back in April, back around
the first of the Good Good But if you want
to hear it again, Mommy.

Speaker 11 (25:19):
Is on the phone right now. In a minute. Hello, yes, hi, listen,
I dropped off some clothing yesterday and I picked it
up today and one of my garments, which is the
violet satin cocktail dress, has a huge, huge bleach stain
right in the center of it. Huh, what this is,

(25:40):
Lisa Sports And I dropped off garments yesterday and my
now my purple cocktail dress is coming back to me
with a huge bleak.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait wait wait, you
dropped off a cocktail dress here?

Speaker 11 (25:53):
Yes, but you're You're not who I dropped it off with.
I dropped it off with the man that is always there,
the little Asian man. It's who I gave it to.
I think he's the owner or the manager. He's always there,
and I need to speak to someone about this because
this is ridiculous. This is a very very very expensive
garment and okay, this is unacceptable.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Well man, ma'am, can you hold on just one second? Okay,
hold on. This is obviously a case of mistake and identity.
She thinks we're someone else. She doesn't know who she's called.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
And I see the glint in your eye and I'm
afraid that you're going to do something here.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Well, if I do, one of two things is going
to happen. Either we're going to get in trouble or
she's going to get in trouble for raising hell at
some cleaner that she thinks she's called.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
Well let's see how it goes.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
So better her than us, you say, okay, so I
will be the Asian gentleman.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Don't make me laugh now, okay, all right, okay, hold on,
hold on, Hello, Hi, how are you the manager?

Speaker 11 (27:08):
Are you the man who's always there here?

Speaker 7 (27:10):
What do you want? Hey?

Speaker 11 (27:12):
This ISOT. I dropped off some some clothing yesterday and
one of the garments was a purple cocktail dress, a
purple patent cocktail dress.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
I don't know you.

Speaker 11 (27:20):
I picked it up today and my dress has a
big bleach stain right in the middle.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
I don't remember you are you are the.

Speaker 11 (27:28):
One that I dropped them off too. You're the one
that I picked them up from. And I picked them
up this morning, and I just opened the bundle and
my purple cocktail dress is a big bleach stain on it. Well, no,
do that, Yes you do, because I didn't have it
on now when I dropped it off.

Speaker 7 (27:43):
No, we don't do that.

Speaker 11 (27:45):
Okay, yes you did.

Speaker 10 (27:46):
No.

Speaker 11 (27:46):
I need to know what we're gonna do about this
because this is a very expensive garment. It's now damaged
because of your company, and I mean, it's sort of irreplaceable,
but I feel like I need some sort of compensation.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Hold on, hold up.

Speaker 11 (28:00):
Said, but the book's pretty unfixable.

Speaker 12 (28:02):
Hey hey, hey, hey, you must have done at yourself.

Speaker 11 (28:06):
I can't understand you. I just need to know if
you could just tell me what we're gonna do about this,
because I'm not meaning to be done.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
I'm not gonna do nothing. You do that yourself.

Speaker 11 (28:16):
Excuse me. I'm not the one that caused the damage.
Your company and your machinery and whatever it is you
do cause the damage. So I know, like this is
like a six dollars drive. I don't jam uh excuse.

Speaker 7 (28:30):
Me, I don't dam we not do that. You do
that for yourself.

Speaker 11 (28:33):
Okay, Well you know what you will care when I
come down there with my husband and my lawyer. Okay,
because this is damage that your company has done my garment.
I need to be compensated for the damage.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
I must share your hobbinol ryannybody, I'm not doing.

Speaker 11 (28:46):
You scared with the better business here? What is your name, Sarah?
What is your first and last name?

Speaker 7 (28:51):
My name is Han?

Speaker 10 (28:52):
What.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
I'm sorry? What?

Speaker 12 (28:55):
Han?

Speaker 11 (28:55):
I'm gonna come. I just let's just settle this nicely, Okay.
I've been coming you guys for two years now.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
I don't care.

Speaker 11 (29:03):
The big problem and we need it solved.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
I don't care.

Speaker 11 (29:08):
Well, that's unctable. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna come
down a lawyer though. That's what I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 7 (29:16):
I don't tell what you do, you'll go.

Speaker 11 (29:18):
Hell, We're fine. I will see you soon, my lawyer.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Hey, you go, hell, what you say?

Speaker 11 (29:29):
I said you and I will see you shortly with
my lawyer.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
See what I mean. I know I should have handled
it different. You should have said, sorry, ma'am, you have
the wrong number. We're not who you think we are. No,
she's going to go down to that brightly. No, it
probably already happened. It already. It happened sometime over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
She went in and raised hell with some poor guy
that she thought was me. Oh, would I have loved
to have been a fly on the wall when that happed.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
She probably tied the guy up with her purple night
gyde beat him with a coat hanger. So you see
why I'm kind of almost ashamed.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Dallas hors classic rock lone Star ninety two five, a
guitar that passed through the hands of legends like Keith Richards,
Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page and mc taylor before being stolen
over fifty years ago, has been located a nineteen fifty
nine Les Paul that was among the nine stolen from
the French mansion where the Stones were recording the album

(30:39):
Exile on Main Street where that song Tumbling Dice came
from in nineteen seventy one, and was reportedly found in
a huge lot of over five hundred instruments that had
been donated to New York Metropolitan Museum of Art by
collector Dirk Zath back in May. Now according to page six,
Mick Taylor says he never received compensation for the theft

(31:02):
and is mystified as to how his property found its
way into the METS collection, But it has been found fortunately.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
The rumor is that the reason that the instruments were
stolen is because it was stolen by drug dealers that
Keith Richards owed money.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
To Juicy Story. If you go by your bills, you
know we're gonna steal your instruments. And I'm sure you've
heard this.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Elmo's X account is now secure after it was hacked
and several racist and anti semitic messages were shared. According
to the producers of Sesame.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Street, Elmo don't like CUsing black people.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Except it was a lot worse than that, and he
would drop the F bomb a lot.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
Yes he did.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Elmo's X account was briefly compromised yesterday by an unknown
acker who posted disgusting messages, including anti cnemic, anti Semitic,
and racist posts. The account has been secured as spokesman
for Sesame Workshop, the organization behind Sesame. The compromised post
appeared to have been deleted from the x account of

(32:10):
the much beloved muppet character, who has more than six
hundred and fifty thousand followers on the platform, since deleted
posts including racial slurs at anti Semitic language, as well
as comments about Trump and deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
According to the New York Times. Now, as of yesterday,
the most recent post on Elmo's ex account is from

(32:33):
July twelfth, and features a photo of Elmo with Tango,
another Sesame Street character.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Elmo n Tango not like Mexicans Almo to rehab.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yes now, I saw this yesterday. Netflix has released a
teaser trailer for the new Dallas Cowboys series America's Team,
the Gambler and His Cowboys, which will debut August nineteenth
on Netflix.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
So I thought i'd play the audio for you. Okay,
you can sit the trailer. You can see the video
on YouTube.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Yes, this is the audio of the trailer of America's
Team the Gambler and his Cowboys.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Check this out.

Speaker 10 (33:18):
Loud of the night that covers me black as the
pit from pole to pole. I thank whatever gods may
be from my uncomforable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance,
I have not winced or cried aloud under the bludgeonings

(33:42):
of chance. My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this
place wrath and tears looms but the horror of the shade.
And yet the menace of the years finds a shall
fun gay, unafraid. It matters not how straight, gate, how

(34:04):
charged with punishments. The scroll I am master of my fate,
the captain of my soul.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Damn sounds like an ancient Greek gladiator horror movie.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
It doesn't sound like a football show at all.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Well, there was the images of the cowboys playing and
probably getting beat or something like that.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
So dramatic. Yeah, so we have recent cowboy history. What
you're saying cowboy history? Okay, So I thought maybe it's
time for this again.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Oh well, well, how they buckeroy?

Speaker 7 (34:39):
Hey Bob? What's up? Was heard this from playing dominoes
at the VFW.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Okay, why Jerry Jones goes into a restaurant and orders
a bowl of chili? See it's already starting out with
less possibilities.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
Yeah, okay, anyway, the.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Waiter comes over brings this chili. Jerry Jones reaches for
the spoon and fumbles the spoon all to the ground.
Jack and Jerry Jones says, all dead, gummet Just then
waiter says, no problem, mister Joel, reaches into his shirt
pocket and hands him another spoon. Jerry thinks, well, that's
being prepared. So Jerry Joden, I'm home. He sat chili.

(35:18):
Let's out of big old burke. Waiter comes back says,
will there be anything else mister Jones. Jerry says, no,
that's real good. Then Jerry Jones looks and notice that
there's a string hanging out the zipper of the waiter.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
Jerry Jones says, well, I'm.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Almost afraid to ask, but how come you got a
string hanging out your zipper? And the waiter says, well,
see it's the time saving device. See I go to
the bathroom and the string is tied to both Can
you say pecker on the.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
Earth yea sayer or whatever? Well we'll just say his
best friend. He said.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
You see this string is tied to my peir, I
mean my best friend. And when I have to go,
I just un zip pull it out do my business.
And that way I don't have to touch it, so
I don't have to wash my hands, and that saves
me time. I can get back out on the floor
and do my job. Jerry Jones thinks for a moment,
said we'll wait a minute. Don't don't you have to
touch it to put it back in your breeches? And

(36:17):
the winner says, not if you use the.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
Spoon, I don't. Yeah, I get it. I didn't want
to get it. Jeez, the mustard's hair down it not
if you use the food, Yeah, I got it. Forget
it my mom.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Yeah, close the door, get out of here. Lone start
ninety two five. By the way, speaking of Zeppelin, kind
of sort of Jason Bonham John Bonham's kid.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Yeah, I'm fifty nine years old today and he looks good.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Yeah he's good man, Well, fifty nine, he's kind of young.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
If you're going by our calendar, yes, By the way,
let me remind you tomorrow is ask a Stuff Day.
So if you have a question you want us to
look up the answer for uh, call two one four
eight six six eighty six hundred. That is the ASCUT
Stuff Hotline will play it on the air and hopefully
we can find the answer for it. Thank God for

(37:18):
the Internet now very true. Also, Forest Whittaker, the actor,
he's sixty four today.

Speaker 7 (37:25):
He's from Longview.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
He's such a wonderful actor. I know, love him, even
with that jacked up eye he has. Yeah, I mean
he has a play still here in Dallas and Fort Worth,
and I think he has one in Houston.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
He's sixty four. So we're gonna play a clip from
one of his movies. You tell me what the movie is.
It's been in so many great movies, I know, but
this is easy. I'm taking it easy on y'all today.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
I know what is up with that.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
I'm just just spirit of being fellowship. Also, our old
friend Gabriel Iglesias is forty nine today, So I thought
we would play one of our visits with old.

Speaker 13 (38:04):
Fluffy, right, Gay, really, come on in, son, see you man, Hey,
pick at you.

Speaker 7 (38:16):
Local? So how you being man? Been good?

Speaker 14 (38:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (38:22):
Been good.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
I've been. I've been kind of playing with the facial
hair a little bit. I see you've been doing the same,
kind of shaved it off off clean.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
I shaved it.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Off because my wife just finally just nagged me until
I said Okay, shave.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
It on, just a weasly caterpillar there.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Yeah, I know it was looked like a broom because
it grew straight out.

Speaker 10 (38:41):
You know.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
Of course I would do my lip just because it
felt good.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
And then you notice that right as soon as you
shave your your lips are all nice and soft.

Speaker 10 (38:49):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (38:49):
I know I looked strange.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
Yeah, she's like, wow, she got the little goatee action.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Happy.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Say, if you have facial hair, it slims your face down.
So I'm trying to grow hair all the way down
to my.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
You said you were the youngest. I remember a while
back ago when we talked to you, you were the
youngest of six kids.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
I'm the youngest of six. I'm I'm the last one.
There's fourteen years between my sister and myself. So I
was the surprise addition to the founder. Yeah, you were
four sisters one brother. You were the whoops then, weren't you?
Kind of yeah he was, but she kept me so
it's cool.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
I understand you're a big wrestling fan. So I gave
you the Maria Playboy Edition.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh yeah, the Diva's Edition.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
You can you can take it with you if you're
into wrestling all big time.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
He's going to WrestleMania. I'm going to WrestleMania. This guy here,
boys didn't rust I watch it all the time.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
So the main event is John Cena, Triple h and
Randy Yorton in the triple threat match.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
That's right, I see. I know, that's right.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
I know.

Speaker 7 (39:54):
And if Rick Flair loses, he's kicked out of wrestling.
That's it. Yeah, I know we're good for good. It's
about time.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Whoa, I stay on top of it. Man. I got
a buddy who works for w W. He's one of
the referees. Oh really Yeah, he's the Mexican one. It's
easy to spot him. He's the one that counts.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
No, he hates that joke, but it's too late. Now.
I saw a picture of you with Tommy Chong.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yeah, I've known Tommy for a few years. Actually saw
two weeks ago. I went to one of the shows
and we're hanging out.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
Yeah, he was here, got too long ago? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (40:35):
Yeah, Now I saw a picture with you and Cheech
Marin too. Now, what's the deal with Tommy Chong and Cheech? No,
buddy whatever reason. It's kind of like me and Felipe.
We love each other, but we still keep our distance. Okay,
now you promised to tell us that story.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
All right, Uh, the ultimate practical joke here that was
so crazy. I couldn't tell it on the Tonight show.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
You couldn't tell it on this Are we going to
get in trouble over this?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
No, I'll leave out any you know. Okay, okay, please,
Well we're talking about earlier abou my friend Philippe and
prang a practical joke on him at a hotel one time.
Martina and I am my buddy. Right here, We were
driving past a hotel and we saw signs that said
performing this weekend at the Radisson directly from Comic View
and showed to him at the Apollo comedian g Riley.
So we stopped by at the hotel and I said, dud,

(41:20):
I'm gonna crank call his room. He goes, what are
you gonna do? I said, I'm gonna crank call his
room and telling me he's got a gift basket at
the front desk. He goes, what's so funny about that?
I said, I'm going to describe the gift basket to him,
and I'm going to make all the items that are
in the basket, the items that stereotypically a black person
might like. Okay, so he's black, Yeah, he's black. Honey,
he's a friend, so it's all good.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
Well, we had him up here a couple of years.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
He was here with you the last the last time
we came up here. So we messed him up and
we had too much time to kill. We go to
the supermarket and we designed a racist gift basket and
we had to deliver to his hotel room by the
black girl at the front desk. And this basket was
nasty man we had. It was just ugly. It had
like a chicken in it, watermelon, grape soda, barbecue, potato chips,

(42:01):
sunflower seeds, an ebony magazine, a Chris Rock DVD.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Called Bigger and Blacker.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
The icing on the cake was I got a greeting
card that was on clearance from Halloween and I had
a picture of three ghosts on the front wearing sheets.
If I tore off one half that said Happy Halloween.
On the back I wrote welcome to town, the Chamber
of Commerce.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
So the girl delivers it and who you know, we
run over the door.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
We start listening and he's losing it in there because
he's loving every freaking item that he finds. He's like, yeah,
Chicka mo licka, right, soda up. He gets to the
greeting card and he starts yelling Rice is best. So
we can't take them while we're making noise in the
hallway and housekeeping's freaking out. So we knock on the
door and he yells out, who is it, CoA, it's

(42:48):
the Chamber of com Then he opens the door and
that's my buddy Martina and I and he lost the man.

Speaker 12 (42:52):
He goes, man, that was messed up, and he said,
how come you didn't put no green apple jolly riches?
When you say it sounds bad? I know, Mexican man,
I'm halfway there.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
He goes, what it's called?

Speaker 4 (43:10):
But it tells me mat He says, man gave. How
would you like it if somebody did that to you?

Speaker 7 (43:14):
I go, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (43:14):
He goes, yeah, how would you like it if somebody
brought your big ass up and it was full of
nachos and tacos and Chimmy Changa's and.

Speaker 7 (43:21):
A bottle of tequila? What would you say? Thank you?

Speaker 5 (43:33):
A little early that time, Dallas Forest Classic Rock A
lone Star ninety two Hive. By the way, Kimigie and
Julie Golden's going to join us in the a atlic Hour.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
But right now we have a chance for you to
pick your ticket.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
You'll see we have a pair of tickets to see
George Thoroughgood and the Destroyers at Texas Trust see youth
here in Grand Prix. Or you could have a family
four pack of tickets to see the Rangers take on
the Athletics is on the twenty third of this month. Now,
I told you earlier that it is uh well, Native
Texan Forest Whitaker's birthday. He's sixty four today. Now a

(44:10):
lot of movies he's just in. Yeah, you know, like,
what was it blood Sport? He was one of the
guys trying to catch John Claude Bende. That's true Fast
times at Ridgemont High. He was the badass football player
named Jefferson.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
Yeah, Well this is a movie that he actually starred in.
Oh he started in this. He starred in this movie.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Now the number to call two one four or eight
one seven seven eight seven one nine two five. Let's
play fractioned flickers here for Forrest Whittaker's sixty fourth birthday.
I'm going to play a couple of clips sprout splics together,
as we say in the business. You tell me the movie.
I'll let you pick your ticket. Okay, right ready, yes,

(44:53):
cause here it comes.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
I maywell the uniform of a jiteddi. What's into my hot?
I am you? You are British, I'm Scottish Scottish. Why
didn't you say so your home is here?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
I am?

Speaker 13 (45:12):
That's to say, I am a man, I am a cannibal.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
You want to kidd me?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
I would.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
You have closely offended your father?

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Okay, hey, you actually got the character's name right, but
that's not the name of the movie.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
A great movie.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
I got it, you got it. Let me play it
one more time for you. This is pretty easy, if
you know Forrest Woodard.

Speaker 7 (45:46):
I may the uniform of a Jenner. That's into my heart.
I am a simple man. I am you. You are British.
I'm Scottish. Scottish. Why didn't you say so? Your home
is here? I say American Academy lies. You want to

(46:12):
kidd me, I quit the dye. You have coosey offended
your father?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
These are lies, They are lives I tell.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
You, really great man. He won the Academy Award for
this did he really? I need to watch that again.
Oh yeah, it's a great movie. I've never seen it.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
Though, kind of disturbing.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Let's see if anybody knows bone them? Show tell me
what Forest Whittaker.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Movie that is? H the next call. He was in
UM two but he wasn't Bone them.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Show tell me what Forest Whittaker movie that is? That's
I'm Scottish.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
Well what didn't you say?

Speaker 10 (47:03):
So much?

Speaker 7 (47:04):
All right, so you're our winner? First of all? Who
is this? This is William William?

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Okay, William? Which tickets do you want? You want the
tickets to go see George Thurgood and the Destroyers or
the family for a pack of Rangers tickets?

Speaker 7 (47:17):
Which one yet? George thur Good?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
It is?

Speaker 5 (47:21):
That means we'll have Rangers tickets at eight forty ticket window.
Hang on just a minute, we'll hook you up. Okay,
all right, get ready because miss Julie Golden is about
to join us for the comedy match Making Show for
Divorced Singles.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
Sound like a plan to me?

Speaker 6 (47:39):
The big day coming to the mic drop in playing out? Hey,
if you love your classic rock commercial free.

Speaker 7 (47:45):
Then you have come to the right place.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
Lone Star gives you sixty minutes of NonStop classic rock
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Jason and then again before four with Jeff k.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
You know, if you've got a bad reputation, you're the
kind of listener we walk. Yes, wait, we've got company.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
Welcome Julie Golden to the show. Hey girl, am I
the lady?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
You're the lady? Well, by process of elimination, it's either
you or Annas.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
Yes, but you're our guest. Julie Golden Absolutely okay.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Julie has a comedy matchmaking show for divorced singles at
the Mic Drop Comedy Club Thursday night in Plano. Now,
how exactly do you match up divorced singles? Because this
is kind of a game, right.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yes, there is gameplay to it. Well, first and foremost,
I'm a single divorced mom, so, as I always tell
my contestants or participants, I'm one of you. I walk
the walk and talk the talk. Yeah, and I think
for any of us who have been through a divorce,
I think we're pretty good at noticing, you know, red flags.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Well maybe not some of those red flags you notice
after you've been married for a while.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Yes, I didn't, y.

Speaker 9 (49:09):
Yeah, we could always use some more red flag ucation.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Just wait, can I take that for some merch? How
did this idea come about, Julie? Yes, well as as.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
A single divorced mother and a stand up comic and
reality TV producer.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
It just this was inevitable.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
This was inevitable that I was going to fuse all
of these superpowers and make this strange entertainment baby, And
it was really something I wish had existed when I
got out of my marriage. Yeah, which was eight years ago,
so I can have fun with it now.

Speaker 7 (49:43):
But it's funny now, funny now you know that when.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
You're like free falling through space and time, going what
did I do? No? But yeah, so now, I just
wanted to create a place where people going through the
same thing could come and laugh and also feel like
the minority. You know, so often when you go through
this stuff, all your friends are still married at a
certain age. Yeah, and it's hard to find new people.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
We're here for you if you want to talk, but
I know it's the comedy shows. We're gonna keep it light.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
So Bo asked, where did you where do you find
like the guys and the women to take part?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yes, okay, so the women are not hard to find,
as you can probably imagine. I mean, yeah, it's like
I put the bad signal up in the sky and
they come out.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
So that's that's easy.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
And there's just an incredible array of quality women that
are like, please please obi wan help me the menu.
Sometimes I get them just on my website, you know,
they'll reach out to me, but mostly I go on
the dating apps, which is a s like, yes, unorthodox
way of finding them.

Speaker 7 (50:53):
Find out who's cheating? Well, yeah, you know what.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
It wasn't until I came to Texas that I found
to cheaters, so that was interesting.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
Or the ones that admitted it. That was kind of Yeah,
Texas the infidelity.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Stance, but they were really transparent about it.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
So I have to give it up to you guys. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Well, now what is this clip with Kathy Griffin on it?
This is a very brief clip though.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Yeah, it's so this is a show I created for
regular normal folks. I never wanted celebrities on it, Like
I have a panel of comics who are kind of celebrities,
you know. But a friend of mine in La said, Hey,
a girlfriend of mine wants to come and be a
bachelorette on your show. I said sure, she said, it's
Kathy Griffin. I'm like, wait what, I'm like, does she

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want to be the headliner? No, she wants to be
a bachelorette. And I until she came on, I wasn't sure.
Was this like a stunt or whatever? She genuinely wanted
to be on and she met somebody?

Speaker 10 (51:51):
Yes she did.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Yes, Well here's a little piece of that congratulations, thank you,
but that's.

Speaker 16 (51:56):
My logo, said he wrote congratulations. That surprised me. I
thought he'd like sad face emoji. He's like, no, say
it's you're still married? Yes, okay, And when's the last
time you guys slept together?

Speaker 7 (52:08):
A year and a half ago?

Speaker 8 (52:09):
How about the true answer?

Speaker 7 (52:12):
Oh, I get confused with dating app numbers and like, also,
how long exactly was it ago? Yeah? She's fun.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
I saw her one time at the Montreal Comedy Festival
and she bombed.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
She did, she bombed.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
I think she was just at that time trying to
get her act together, but nobody was paying attention to
I felt bad for them.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
You saw her early on in her career. Oh yeah,
oh wow back in the nineties. Oh wow, lady, she's
so funny.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
And she matched up.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
She did again. I didn't.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I was like, oh, I don't have anybody fancy for her.
Where how am I going to find anybody for her?
And she really liked this one bachelor.

Speaker 7 (52:55):
He liked her.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
They actually had all this stuff in common and they won.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
They went out to the car and.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I'm not allowed to report post show activities.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Yes, yeah, Julie Golden is our guest. We'll talk more
about this is kind of interesting. If you're divorced and
want some well, then go to our show Might Drop
plane O Comedy Club Thursday Jallafor's classic rockal Own Star
ninety two to five. Just because you say that doesn't
mean your door is gonna get on it.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
About because you feel like it doesn't mean you get
it or deserve it.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
Yeah, you feel like making love? I do, but I'm divorced.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
That's why you should go see Julie Golden the comedy
Matchmaking Show for divorced singles at the Might Drop Comedy
Club in Planeo Thursday night. Is there any weird divorce
story that you've heard?

Speaker 7 (53:47):
When you do this.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Sure, one's kind of sweet, one's kind of sour.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
We want to hear them. Well, they're all sour deep
down in such.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Well, but this one was interesting. This could be great
market for the show. A few times people have like
fallen in love or potential love just before the show.
So I always say, like, agree to be on the show,
and who knows who you'll meet. But anyway, I lost
a bachelor who was supposed to be on. He said,
because of your show, I've rekindled things with my ex
and we're not going We're gonna remarrying.

Speaker 7 (54:17):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
He had a restraining order against her though there were
crazy stories about them. So I did not sound great frankly,
But I.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Dated a guy who had a restraining order against his ex. Ah,
yeah it is, and it didn't end well for me either.

Speaker 7 (54:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Any yeah, the R word, I would stay away.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
Red flag yeah, red flag, yes exactly.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Here's a clip of a guy, yes who who discovered
his wife was on Only Fans.

Speaker 7 (54:49):
Wait, I got to play this clip for it.

Speaker 14 (54:50):
Discovered that my wife was selling pornographic videos on only Fans.
How did I find out? Thanks for asking. I made
a fake account under the name of Neil, like on
her profiles, she only had like four fans, and I
bought like, you know, ten thousand.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
That husband you support her?

Speaker 14 (55:09):
Yeah, I bought two thousand dollars worth of videos of hers,
but I put it on her credit cards, so it
was awesome.

Speaker 7 (55:15):
Yea, we go. That's revenge right there.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
My god, that would be the sour story.

Speaker 7 (55:20):
Yeah, that's that's the funny one though it is.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Yes, well, failure is funny, and I think that's why
the show is so popular.

Speaker 8 (55:28):
Now, even before the show starts, you have like a.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
Pre show single mingle, yes exactly.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
So for the people who don't get picked in my
little casting process to be on stage, I always say,
but come because everybody, most of the people in the
audience are single, but married people are allowed to come.

Speaker 13 (55:44):
You know.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
It's it's a fun show for everyone. Just don't make
any yeah exactly, point and laugh, Yes exactly. And so yeah,
there's a pre show single mingle for a half hour
before the show starts because everybody shows up a little
anxious and then I I greet them at the door
and I say are you single?

Speaker 7 (56:02):
And then they look terrified.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
I'm like, you understand you came to a singles you know,
dating show, and if they're single, I offer them a lay,
which I just want to be clear.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
Excuse me, Oh wow, you're wearing all I laid you
this morning.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Because this is what we do with the big d
It was the cheapest thing Party City had and now
I'm stuck with this crop for exactly Yes, I bought
them all. But it's great because it kind of instantly
disarms folks. They start to giggle, they have a couple
of drinks I introduce people like to me, it's just
a huge party I'm throwing, you know, but unlike all

(56:44):
the parties we go to at this age where everybody's married,
most everybody's single.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
Do you have plans to turn this into a game
show like for the Game Show Network or I.

Speaker 7 (56:54):
Mean sound like a plan to me? Yes, a lot.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
I mean a lot of folks want it to become
a TV show. For me, honestly, this has been a
nice break from TV. But but that being said, if
they backed the money truck up, of course I'll be.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
So strong. Exactly exactly.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Yeah, okay, I got to ask you about the show.
Yes that's on TV. Oh okay, Love Island have you
ever seen it?

Speaker 7 (57:23):
I have.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
I interviewed for it once and I hate you really. Yeah,
I didn't get the job.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
But well, they just had the finale over at this
place called Texas Live, which is next to GLOBALI Feeld
where the Rangers play and these It was all full
of women's shoulder to shoulder and when they announced it,
everybody screamed and cheered and I said, over a TV show,
what I don't understand? Am I missing something here?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (57:51):
People have been following this story.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
And Zach and Elizabeth were crowned the Winnersbody was happy
because they wanted them to win.

Speaker 7 (57:59):
Yeah, it's a it's a big deal. And Elizabeth, because.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
Were you going to be a contestant or we're gonna
be behind the scenes, you.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Know, I would be working on it as a reality producer.
So I actually, like you, BO was like, I'm what
is this show?

Speaker 7 (58:14):
Like, I'm gonna watch it? Huge show.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
So I watched it just to prep for the interview,
and I couldn't stop watching it.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
It just really it just works, you know why because
you're a woman.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Well, women love that stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
I'm definitely the focus for sure, but women and men
alike in the audience at my show are so invested.
It's the same formula for Love Island. It's so interesting.
They can't wait to see wo's gonna pop up from
the audience and take the stage.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
They can't wait to hear about them.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Everybody has their opinions about each bachelor and bachelorette.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
It's really interesting.

Speaker 8 (58:46):
Is the secret sauce crazy?

Speaker 7 (58:48):
Uh? The secret?

Speaker 5 (58:50):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (58:51):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (58:53):
Secret Sauce say for TV? Yes? For my show?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
No?

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Okay, yeah, I could.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
I could cast this show in my sleep if I
went for crazy.

Speaker 7 (59:03):
Well there's a girl, yes, but I.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Actually I leave the comedy to the comics. There's a
panel of comics and then the contestants really bring the heart.
So that's what takes me a while to actually get
through the crazy. So when this becomes a TV show,
you will see a montage of me interviewing the crazy,
and actually, when it's a TV show, they will all
be crazy.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
Okay? Is this kind of like the Dating Game meets
Whose line? Is it? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Well?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
That is the perfect combination because you wrote it, I'm
just quoting you on it.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
And it's perfect for North Texas because it's called The
Big D.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
The Big D which well, I have to ask you, guys.
So Dean Lewis, who's a hilarious comic, he's our buddy.
That's how he introduced me to you, guys. Here's the
reason I'm here because we did a comedy panel together.
He said, you have to bring it to Dallas because
it's known as the Big D for the capital of divorce.

Speaker 7 (59:56):
Is that true?

Speaker 6 (59:57):
Yes, yes, what's happening.

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Thank you for Dallas Big D for divorce.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
There's a lot of divorce drama in a town like
this and a lifestyle like this. Also, there's not only
Big D Dallas. We have Little D Dent and Dent
just a flow, So we have both big and little.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
If you say a man and say Little D, then
he's gonna be your friend. It was, Oh my gosh.
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I don't think my show would be going as well
as if I called it the Little.

Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
I don't think women would be showing up.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Yeah, but it's happening. Thursday night, is Plano it? Mike
Dropped Plano Excellent?

Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
Yes, well, Julie, I'm glad you came in. Hit it again.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Thursday night the Mike Drop Comedy Club and Blano comedy
match making show for divorce singles.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
Julie, thanks for coming in. You're welcome in a time girl,
all right, we.

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Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
By the way, let me remind you once again that
tomorrow is ask us Stuff Today, and I know you've
got a question or two swimming around in your head
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If so, call the Askus Stuff Hotline two one four
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I checked my calendar and you are absolutely correct.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Bo Roberts. I'm glad you have that calendar because I
forget when it's THEAM week. It's sort of like we
get an extra bonus clue.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
Oh yeah, sometimes it's harder, is it hard?

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
You?

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Just wait?

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
We'll do that tomorrow. And you can be the judge again, Okay.
David Caf He's a British musician and actor. He was
best known for playing the keyboardist Viv Savage in This
Is Spinal Tap.

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
He has died.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
He was seventy nine years old. Yeah, I remember when
they were doing stone Hinge and this little short model
of stone Hinge came down and Viv was rolling his
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his bandmates in his group Mutual of Alameda's Wild Kingdom.

Speaker 7 (01:02:38):
Wow, what a name.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
As Viv Savage, Caf had a small part in This
Is Spinal Tap, but he was capable of tossing on
a good one liner or two. I remember in one
scene where Michael McKeon as David Saint Hubbins asked Viv
if he can play a particular progression on Big Bottom.
This is after Nigel Tufner played by Christopher Guess. Nigel

(01:03:00):
Tufner he had quit the band. You see he will
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Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
I remember that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
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As a matter of fact, I still have it. It's
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that album as a teenager and it was pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
They had some good songs on it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
I bet they pay tribute to them in Spinal Tap two,
which is coming yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
Or maybe he actually made it onto the set for it.
Who knows. I guess we'll just have to wait and
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someone falling through your ceiling or you need a.

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You probably could use an extra thousand dollars.

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You know what, I just realized that I haven't done
all mornings my little sad trombone and a bell gave
me when she went on vacation.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Yeah, I love it. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
I just I just didn't think of using it today.
But I'll use it tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
There will be plenty of opportunities for use to use that.

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Yeah, somebody asked a dumb question.

Speaker 8 (01:04:50):
Or someone tells a stupid joke.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Yep, same thing, but I got it handy, Okay, thank.

Speaker 7 (01:04:56):
You so much. Julie Golden coming in here today. Yes,
he was great. She was awesome. That's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
I don't know when the last time we had a
comedian then on a Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
I know, but you know her show is on Thursday.
She and I were going back and forth even when
I was on vacation, when I was in New York.
I'm getting text from her. But I'm glad that we
were able to work it out. At first, she kind
of wanted to have contestants in here, but it was
gonna be a little much.

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
Contestants in here.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
Yeah no no, no, no, no, no, just here, Julie.

Speaker 8 (01:05:25):
And of course we had some audio.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
Some of the contestants like Kathy Griffin and the guy
who's found out his wife was on OnlyFans but she
only had four followers.

Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
What does that tell you? Yeah, I wonder what the
problem was.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
She only made eight thousand dollars in one year.

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Had she made one hundred thousand dollars a year, he
would have stayed with her. Well, yeah, I tipped my
hat to you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
I can't love you, but I feel like that extra money.
I mean in let me be your manager, show all.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
Your privates there. We'll see what happened.

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
You could do better than that.

Speaker 7 (01:06:02):
You could do better than that, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
Tomorrow, of course is Ask the Stuff Day two and
four eight six, six eighty six hundred is the Ask
of Stuff Day hotline. And next is an after show
decompression session that we haven't done in a while because
our schedules just didn't too jacked up here, Like.

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
Yeah, I've had this house situation going on, so like
four days I've had to.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
Leave, didn't you say?

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
The guy that was supposed to come yesterday didn't show up,
never showed up.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
I had to call multiple times the company, and they're like,
we're trying.

Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
To track him down.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
We can't get a hold of them, And I was like, well,
can you let me know one way or another so
I'm not stuck here at my house five o'clock in
the afternoon.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
Still no answer.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
Contractors, man, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:06:51):
Sorry for the good Egg contractors out there, because there's
a lot of bad Apple ones that make the whole
thing look exactly well.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
Once again, all I see is how that entryway looks
where the guy fell.

Speaker 8 (01:07:02):
Through the ceiling.

Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
It's kind of like that scene from Austin Powers spread
Savage's character that had the ugly mole on his face.
Oh yeah, so Austin Powers, Like, that's what I feel
like with my pole in the ceiling.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Also, what was it Chevy Chase and National Lampoon's Christmas
Vacant where he falls through the roof and his legs.

Speaker 9 (01:07:26):
Hey, speaking of chevy Chase, he's coming to town to
host a screening of Christmas Vacation, really, and we should
try and get him on the horn or something.

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
Huh. Well, tell him to bring his fatashion.

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
Because he's just so personable.

Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
Well if he sobody told him. I just said that
he's not.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Coming in at all, right, And William Shatner is coming
to town.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
That's what I'm working at the.

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
Majestic at the end of the month. Work on that
and trying to work on getting Jimmy's and tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Yeah, we'll do what we can, don't you know. Okay,
so we'll see on the after show and see you
on the show. Enough show tomorrow for asking stuff day
where we all learn something. Okay, thanks for tuning in,
will see tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (01:08:09):
Bye.