Comedians Matt Friend and also Michael Colyar Invade the Show! (Full Show 9.19.25 Ep. 1451)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, your main to be wondering why did we start

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to show that way instead of the traditional way we
start on a Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Tell us, well, you just heard in that song it
is international talk like a pirate day, and it's the
most annoying day in the damn world.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
A pirate's favorite best food joint rby, that's my favorite guard.
Your favorite subject at school? Arithmetic? Okay, okay, it's the
thing downhill from here.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
The thing is that people that do that don't stop
the Wholday.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Okay, I'm done, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
This day was thought up by John mar and Mark
Summers of Albany, Oregon. They were playing racketball when they
began to talk like pirates and kept it up the
whole day. Now, Mark came up with September nineteenth as
the date, which was his ex wife's birthday, and according
to Mark, she was an ogre. Okay, that's enough, I'm

(01:26):
not doing that again, sure, boss. The idea of pirates
burying treasure is a myth. They preferred to spend all
their loot on land getting drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I don't blame them.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Also, they didn't typically make their victims walk the plank.
They just pushed them over the side of the boat.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh that's kind of sad. I kind of liked the
whole idea of walk the plank.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well that's Hollywood. Yeah, that's Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
That's Errol Flynn, that's Johnny Depp and Pirates of the Caravan.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah. True. And if that wasn't stupid enough, you can
always get your cat involved because it's also me ow
like a pirate day. Okay, what stop?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, that jumped the shark like a pirate I will
say though that you know who's ready for talk like
a pirate day? Who's that Revelly from Texas?

Speaker 6 (02:15):
A and M.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Did you see with the patch over Ye?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Take her eyes.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
She looks great with that patch.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, she looks mean as hell. I'm loving go get
in even though you have no death perception.

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Okay, So it's also kind of a holiday for cat lovers,
is what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, like a pirate I got to mention this totally random.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
This weekend in Burlison, there's a cat lovers event and
there's a meet and greet with one of the biggest
cats out there.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
What you can shake the cats, Paul take pictures.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
The cat has a Guinness World Record as the largest
cat I Gan Tour and it's an event in Burlson
this weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Garzy the Living Garfield come to Life Mega Cat. What
else are we celebrating today? What it is? National Tradesman Day?
I mean right, their vital roles is real working hands
of America created by Urban Tools on the way to
say thanks to honor and recognize those hard working men

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and women to celebrate all they do.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, y'all have real jobs, yes, and real talent job
like this, Thank you Tradesmen.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
National Woman Road Warrior Day, Yeah, but it is dedicated
to all women who travel for business. While men have
done the most traveling for business in the past, women
now make up almost fifty percent of business travels. So
you go gear Tina Turner, he's a road warrior exactly. Yeah.
It is National pow mi I a recognition. There's really

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no joke he can make because it's not fun.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Do you remember growing up when they would have the
bracelets for the po.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
W It was so popularcelets. Butterscotch Pudding Day. Yeah, I'm
not a big fan of any kind of pudding, but
I used to go to Dairy Queen and course of
cannon when I was a teenager, and I'd always get
me a butterscotch Sunday really good every time I win.
Damn good. I like taste of butterscotchs. I'm just not

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a pudding man, you know.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Butterscotch always reminds me of like old people because they
have butterscotch candy. Oh yeah, who was you? Like a broos?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
And it's National Concussion Awareness Day. Huh because you feel
like you've been hit on the head with a shovel
if you listen this entire show.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
But thank you so much for doing it. It's nice
that it comes on a football Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, right right, which reminds me. We got our NFL
Pro Picks Week three with Fox for his Mike Doosey
at seven ten comedian Matt friend who's going to be
a high in his comedy club in Dallas. He's gonna
give us a call.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm looking forward to visiting with him. He's great.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
If you if you like Rich Little, if you like
Frank Kellendo man, you don't like my friends.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Of course we'll have Hey, Annah, what's happening? Got Peter
Frampton tickets? And a guy wanted to have on the
show for years, comedian Michael Collier. Yeah, Arlington Improv Plus,
we got tickets to Fort Worth October Fest. Oh man,
jama board do we have a full plate today? All right,
let's get ready for his boards the ball.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, the morning.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
That a great thing?

Speaker 8 (05:26):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
That at like a pirate day.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh no, leave it alone. Let's move out at six
thirty times First Morning.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
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Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, the Cowboys secured their first win of the season,
defeating the Giants forty to thirty seven in overtime last Sunday,
and it was a high scoring game and a number
of cool moments. The biggest, though, came on a forty
six yard game winning field goal from kicker Brandon Aubrey.
All together, it was on the game for the kicker,
going four for four on field goal attempts and six

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for six on extra points. Now, on Wednesday, the NFL
revealed its weekly awards and the NFC Special Teams Player
of the Week was who Brandon Aubrey four socker the leg.
It was a well earned honor following the heroic performance. Now,
the Cowboys made a quick follow up announcing it was
Aubrey's fourth time earning the honor, marking the most in

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franchised history. Aubrey is also on track to win NFC
Special Teams Player of the Month for September for the
second straight year. We might just need his leg again
this Sunday when the Chicago Bears come to Jared World.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Well, Cowboys Nation bo is all about Brandon Aubrey this week.
The kicker from playing o'nail two clutch field goals in
Sunday's win over the Giants, including that sixty four yarder
that sent the game into overtime that ties for the
third longest field goal in NFL history. But guess what
boat turns out? A high school student in Frisco beat

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Aubrey to it by a couple of days. Last Friday night,
Jack Dragus, who plays for Legacy Christian Academy in Frisco,
faced an opportunity few ever do in high school. He
tempted a field goal longer than sixty yards and the
kid nailed it. Oh the four yard with room to

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spare too.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Four yard?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, way to go, Jack. Legacy Christian Academy won the
game thirty to seven, and they are now three and
oh this season. Now, in case you were wondering, the
national high school record for the longest field goal is
sixty eight.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yard sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
That was set by a guy named Dirk Bargogna of
Rego High School in Nevada back in September of nineteen
eighty five. And he did that against the high school
team from Sparks, Nevada.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, now that's longer than the.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah way to go. But you know, of course he
wasn't facing like you know, an NFL defense.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Well true, but still sixty eight yards of sixty eight
see eight yards? How old is he? He's a high
school yeah, oh my god, unbelievable.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Speaking of football, and Anna Ana is in first place
with our pro picks right now ten points. Bo and
Unclay are tied with nine apiece in second deuce, eight
points in third.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Ao turd Sandwich hit five looking to catch.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's a marathon, not a spring.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, we're only a week three, yes, right now.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
Be on the lookout this weekend while watching NFL football
for a couple of fun streaks. When the Chiefs visit
the Giants on Sunday night, there's a lot on the
line because both teams are desperate for a win, and
for some added fun, the Giants are the only team
the Chiefs have not defeated on the road in their
entire team history.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
That's an exciting item to watch out for Sunday when
the Bengals visit the Vikings on Sunday. Carson Wentz will
be the starting QB for the Vikings and will be
the first NFL player in NFL history to start for
six different teams in six consecutive seasons. He's jumping joe,
isn't he. Apparently in previous years he was with the Eagles, Colts, Commanders, Rams,

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and Chiefs before joining the Vikings shortly before the start
of this NFL season.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
He's still employed, right, Yeah, Apparently he gets fired a
lot because he's been in six different teams. There you go.
There's lots of great high school football games tonight, including
Euless Trinity in South Lake, Carol. That's the big one,
whole bunch going on. And in college football, you got
two games tonight, Tulsa against Oklahoma State and Doocey's Iowahawk

(09:45):
Guy's playing Rutgers. Then tomorrow, number seventeen Texas Tech goes
up against number sixteen Utah Guns up Raiders. Arkansas is
at Melphis, The North Texas Mean Green has Army, Auburn
plays at Oklahoma, Arizona State heads to Wacky Waco to
take on Baylor, ANDAs Texas Longhorns will host Sam Houston.

(10:09):
Shouldn't have too much trouble with that. The AGGI is
at Texas. A and M have a bye week, but
we'll get back in action the weekend after this one
to play Auburn at Kyle Field. That's gonna be a
tough one. Oh yeah, Auburn's tough to anybody. So what
you're saying, BO is you're unavailable this week hunt right,
you're busy. Well, next weekend is when they're playing. But

(10:32):
I got stuff happening, Okay. A good rivalry is Oregon
against Oregon State. Two lane at Ole Miss LSU has
Southeast Louisiana, another tune up game for the Tigers. And finally,
the big game around here is the Battle for the
Iron Skillet tomorrow at eleven am, the last one TCU
versus SMU at Amon G. Carter Stadium in Fort Worth.

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By the way, the game will be the last game
between the horn Frogs and the Mustang.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
It's TCU's decision too, and I don't think that they
thought this through.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
How do you erase over one hundred years of local
tradition just thrown into a dumpster. I'm with you. I'm sorry.
It ain't right and you guys made a mistake. Please reconsider.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Let's talk baseball. The Texas Rangers are gonna get one
of their best pitchers back from a long term injury
when they host the Miami Marlins tonight at Globe Life Field,
but it may be too late to make a difference
in the Rangers attempt to mount a final run for
the postseason. Right hander Tyler Malley will return to the
mound for Texas in the opener of the three game

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series after being out with shoulder fatigue since June tenth.
Miami will counter with right hander Jason Junk. You know
that boy was teased in middle school. Junk Junk Audio
Junk Junk. With just nine games left in the season,
the Rangers are on the ropes in the hunt for
a wild card spot. Texas five games behind first place

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Houston in Seattle in the American League West. Both of
those teams which play each other this weekend in a
pivotal series in Houston, are tied for the second spot
in the American League wild card standings. Now after this
six game homestand with Miami and Minnesota, the Rangers will
conclude the regular season with a three game series at Cleveland.
First pitch tonight at Globely Field at seven oh five,

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And if he can't make it out to the shed,
you can watch the game on c W thirty three.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
We can make it out to the shed because we're
going to the game.

Speaker 7 (12:30):
Go Ranger, you too, have fun tonight. Get in some
trouble for me. Oh, don't you worry about that. An
outstanding Major League Baseball athlete from North Texas is set
to ride end of the sunset pretty soon. He's a
very well known name of baseball fans. Three time Cy
Young Award winner in North Texas native Clayton Kershaw. He

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is set to retire at the end of this MLB season,
according to the LA Dodgers announcement yesterday. He's thirty seven
now left hander who got his three thousand strikeout in July.
He'll make his final regular season start at Dodgers Stadium
tonight up against the San Francisco Giants, and the eleven
time All Star and twenty fourteen NLMVP is in his
eighteenth Major League season.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
All with the Dodgers.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Now he married to Kate Upton. I think so.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
And I saw his press conference saying goodbye, and I
teared up just hearing him choke up. Oh talking about yeah,
how he was retiring. It was sad.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh man, he's great.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
He only copped one World Series though you would think
a guy a superstar like that would have a few more.
But with the Dodgers in twenty twenty, it was a
glorious time for Kershaw. He was born in Dallas back
in nineteen eighty eight. He attended Highland Park High School,
and he held a thirteen to zero record within era
of zero point seven seven when was here. Impressive stats,
my friends, including a perfect game against Northwest High School

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in the playoffs that earned him Gatorade National Player of
the Year's award and USA Today's High School Baseball Player
of the Year.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Now Kershaw on the side.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Also played center for NFL quarterback Matthew Stafford.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
At Land Park. Oh yeah, he's look at Dion.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
He can go baseball or pig skin.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
He had committed to play baseball for Texas A and
Anam out of high school, but he hooked a hard
left into Dodgers camp. They selected him seventh overall in
the two thousand and six MLB draft.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
And cade Upton is married to Justin Verland.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh okay, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, lucky some
of them. Muhammad Ali's refusal to sign his Vietnam military
draft card upended his life and added a powerful voice
to the anti war movement. I remember when this was happening.
Now that piece of history is coming up for sale.

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There's a blank line on the card where Ali was
supposed to sign in nineteen sixty seven, but he refused
to do so, a polarizing act of defiances and Vietnam
war raged on. It triggered chain of events that disputed
his story boxing career, but immortalized him outside the ring
as a champion for peace and social justice. Christie's Auction

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House and it will hold the on sale October tenth
through the twenty eighth, adding the card game are from
descendants of Mohammad Ali. Wow, let's see that piece of
sports history could fetch three to five million dollars. According
to Christie's and I'm sure they hope that's how much
they get.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
But he didn't sign it.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
No, he didn't sign it. But that's what makes it
a piece of history. Don't shut up? Yeah, all right,
freaking full final next on the Bowl and them should
still haven't found what you're looking for? What did your
mom used to say to you? Well, where did you
leave it?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Last?

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
If I knew that, I'd nowhere. Whatever it was I lost.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Was retrace your steps.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Retracing your steps. Okay, So coming up our NFL pro
picks with Foxfords Mike Duse. But now it's time for
the freaking fool file. Here is a California woman says
she's lucky to be alive after a freak accident left
her impaled in the ass by a big metal rod
while she was driving. Yes, Jessica Prosadio was on her

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way to go hiking Tuesday morning after dropping off her
Sunday school when the unexpected happened. Moments earlier, she had
heard a loud pop followed by a sudden, sharp pain.
She didn't realize at first what had happened, but she
sure found out. It turns out that a metal rod
had pierced the bottom of her forward fusion, shot through

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her driver's seat and went straight into her left butt.
Cheek oh oh, I'll show it was painful. When paramedics arrived,
they too struggled to find the problem, until she told
them please look behind me. I think I'm stuck to
the sea. Well she wasn't lying. That's when medics discovered
the rod still lodged in her keyster. She was rushed

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to a trauma center. Miraculously. She's already home, though she
says she is struggling to walk now.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Well, yeah, she was a human siskeba.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
You could also be struggling to even sit down.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Lay down on my telly for a long time. Right, well,
bo This is a story that absolutely breaks my heart
and it gets my blood boiling because some people just
should not be parents, I know. A woman in New
Zealand has been charged with child neglect after a two
year old girl was found inside a suitcase in a
bus's luggage compartment yesterday. The discovery was made by the

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bus driver during a scheduled stop. The driver became concerned
when he noticed the bag moving, and when he opened
the bus's luggage compartment, the driver opened the suitcase that
was moving and discovered a two year old girl. The
toddler was taken to a hospital for an extent of
medical assessment, but appeared to be unharmed except for being

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extremely hot. The suspect, whose name was not released, was
arrested and charged with ill treatment and neglect of a child,
and further charges are not being ruled out. I say
throw the book at this all.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
It is not clear why the toddler was in the suitcase,
but authorities think that the mother put her in the
suitcase so she wouldn't have to buy another bus ticket.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
So she puts a kid in a suitcase.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
It's just disgusting.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Why is your suitcase movie?

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I don't know. It must be an earthquake. We are
lucky that that little girl survived.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
God.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
You know some people, some people don't deserve to be parents, right.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Some people even don't deserve to have dogs or cats.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Yeah, even be alive for that right Over in China,
which really next to Florida, is never short of weirdo
stories for our six forty five.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
There's so many people there. Why yeah, loopilus too.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
A Chinese man was recently scammed by a hung Ju
Gym company for spending the equivalent of more than one
hundred and twenty one thousand dollars on hundreds of years
of membership and private lessons. They just kept upselling him,
up selling him, up selling him hundreds far one hundred
and twenty one k in the hall. The victim, referred

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to only as Jin by Chinese media, has been training
at the ron Yan Fitness Gym in his home city
for three years. He was approached by a salesperson with
an offer he simply couldn't refuse, and mister Jim was
told that ron Yan was launching a special offer for
loyal members only. We're selling cheap long term membership, sir,
and that would resell to new members for double the price.

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And as it often happens, it all turned out to
be too good to be true. Let the buyer beware
of my friends. A few days later, after buying a
year membership, he was once again approached by the salesperson.
Then he told him, hey, we still got a few
promotional memor ships available. This is a great chance for you.
He went for it, hook line and sinker. The gullibleman
ended up paying eighteen thousand dollars on gym memberships, at

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which point he was introduced to the manager of the gym,
who said, hey, congratulations on your business sense, and they
kept on stroking him. At this point, the manager even
got involved with the salespeople. By the time Jim's refunds
were due in mid July, the sales clerk, store manager,
and oder had all vanished.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
My friendsh ripped after all that gym.

Speaker 7 (20:30):
Worked at the very least, right, he never got a
penny back for his investment. He's now stuck with three
hundred years of gym membership.

Speaker 9 (20:39):
Three hundred years, Live long and prosper his will so
that his family members continue in the least, could he
pass it down someone exactly?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Geez and Police in Grand Island, Nebraska have arrested a
man they found in a park bathroom with drugs laying
all around him and of course, his dangly bits showing up.
So nice officers went to Eagle Scout Park for a
welfare check on a guy who hadn't been seen in
over a week. At around ten am, cops found Edward

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Sinner sitting on the bathroom floor, buck ass naked, and
items nearby that police they were used for sexual Grand No.
One of those toys, let's just say, was still inserted
when the officers arrested him. He also had a bag

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of what appeared to be meth. I can guarantee it.
Police discovered that Cinner was banned from Grand Island Parks
and wasn't supposed to be there for basically the same
thing he'd done a couple of months earlier.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
So he's a repeat offender, Yes he is.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
He was arrested for trespassing, public indecency and having illegal
drugs on him as well as in him. But of
course we all know what else was in him at
the time.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Can you imagine the police, Bo, you arrest them, No,
I'm not gonna touch them. You touch them, you.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Get it out. I'm not getting it out. Leave it
in there. He wanted it there.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
They coming up next hour. Your last chance this week
to win tickets to see Peter Frampton live at Texas
Trustee Theater in Grand Prairie. He's coming to town October
twenty first, and if you want to go to the show.
BO has a fun way for you to win those tickets.
It's coming up around seven point fifty. Will give those
away right here on Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two to five, Dallas.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
What was Classic rock A lone Star ninety two five? Well,
Hell's bells and cockle shells good bringing the best in
the game. Fox fors Mike Douc. Let's talk a little
in NFL football. What's up, Jeeze?

Speaker 6 (22:38):
The Happy Friday guys?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Good morning too.

Speaker 10 (22:41):
You always interview with you.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Even a bad Friday is a happy Friday day. Jews
joins us absolutely so Deuce. Now, I gotta ask you this.
The Giants are usually mediocre at best, but they damn
near beat the Cowboys last Sunday. Did they improve a lot?
Or are we still trying to get our wheels going.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
It's hard to figure this Cowboys team out right now.
You know, they played pretty well at Philly but lost,
didn't play very well against the Giants. But one, I
think it's kind of a tail of two teams right now.
I think this offense has been pretty good and at
times really good, and the defense has been pretty bad
and at times really bad. So I think right now,

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the way this team is constructed, they're going to have
to score in the thirties high thirties probably to win
any game. I think that's where they are right now.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
How do you think the secondary's going to do? Because
they had big problems with Russell Wilson last week, how
do you think they're going to do with Caleb Williams.
The Chicago Bears got a back.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
That's a good question.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Williams and his offense have struggled early on.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
They've had their moments.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
They've got a new coach and Ben Johnson who's kind
of an offensive wizard, but Caleb just hasn't really found
his stride yet, you know, the top draft pick last year.
I think this the secondary is going to have some
bad moments again, it's just a matter of keeping them,
you know, in check enough for the offense to be

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able to counter that. It's a big game for Matt Eberflus,
the Cowboys defensive coordinator who spent three seasons of the
Bears and you know, struggled as head coach there and
was fired and so this is a game where he'll
have a lot of motivation. But you've got to figure
some things out with that defense and hurt.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah, well, should we count on Brandon Aubrey's leg to
save our asses again? While we get back to winning
with touchdowns.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
You know, when your kicker is your best player, I'm
not sure if that's a good He's the most reliable
player right now, that's for sure. And to be honest,
and I meant to look at this, I don't know
if the weather's supposed to be like Sunday in Chicago,
but for a kicker, you know, the Windy City has
called that for a reason, and that can be a
real issue at at Soldier Field. This isn't the indoor

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comfort of Jerry World, so you've got the elements to
take into consideration as well. But yeah, Aubrey has been
so good and so reliable for them. I'm sure he'll
keep that going.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
It looks like the weather in Chicago for Sunday, light
rain and the winds only ten miles per hour without
effect him.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
Now he'll so his long will only be sixty instead
of sixty.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh okay, that's cool. So do you think Jadavian Clowney
will make his first appearance on the field Sunday because
we already signed him?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
I'm not sure about that.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
I would.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
You know, they need all the help they can get,
getting some more pressure on the quarterback. I think they
got to Rustle three times, but you know, he had
much too much time to throw on almost every passing
down for the Giants as he went for four hundred
and fifty yards, So putting more pressure on that quarterback certainly.
Part of the equation defensively is they try to get better.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Okay, well, let's let's get back to our NFL Pro
fix produce you demand, so you get to go first,
lucky you? All right?

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Well, I always try to find a home underdog that
I think might make sense to go with, and this
week I'm going to say New England at home against Pittsburgh.
I'll take the Patriots to win there. I'm going to
take Denver to win at the Chargers. I think we
might be crowning the Chargers a little bit too early.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Here.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Give me Denver in that game. In terms of favorites,
I'll take two of the biggest of the week, Green
Bay that win at Cleveland and Kansas City to bounce
back and win at the Giants. How are the Chiefs
so and two to start? Yeah, that's pretty crazy. I
think they get well against the Giants.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
As for this Cowboys.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Game, I don't get them right very often, but I
guess the Giants. I thought it was going to be
a closer game than most had anticipated, and it turned
out being really close. Obviously, I think that'll be the
case against again this week. Dallas is a slight favorite
in this game. I think the Cowboys were actually an
underdog when the line opened, but Dallas a slight favorite,

(26:59):
and I think for good reason because I think it'll
be a close game. But I think Cowboys will win
it again. I think they'll have to score in the
thirties to win it because the defense is going to
have their problems. But give me Cowboys thirty one Bears twenty.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Seven, who always close. Like it when Deuce predicts the score, yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
That's we're right, But I always predict.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Okay, here we go. Here are my pigs. I am
going to pick Tampa Bay over the Jets, Seattle over
your New Orleans Saints bo, sorry about that, and then
I'm going to pick Green Bay over Cleveland. As for underdog,
I'm going to pick a New England like Deuce did
to beat Aaron Rodgers and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Fingers crossed

(27:40):
on that one. And then, like Deuce, I think that
Dallas might be more desperate even than the Bears. To
win on Sunday, they have to prove themselves. So I'm
picking Dallas over the Bears.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
We shall see.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Hey, Jilly Washington over Las Vegas. And I think Minnesota
is due for a bounce back win. I think they're
super pissed and motivated after letting the Atlanta Falcons beat
them last weekend. Give me them over Cincinnati. I'll also
go with the Houston Texas Texans is underdogs up against Jacksonville.
I'll join you on that bow, and I think Carolina

(28:16):
can beat the Atlanta Falcons old over their own favored
I'm gonna take Chicago over the Dallas Cowboys and see
what happens. I really want to win. I want crab legs,
and I think they can pull it off.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
All right, Well, here's where you shit back her money,
all right, give it to us, boat. I'm taking Green
Bay to beat Cleveland, Houston in an upset at Jacksonville,
Arizona in an upset at San Francisco, and I'll take
Tampa Bay at home against the Jets. And yes, I'm
going with the Cowboys. I feel well because Chicago's not

(28:48):
all that great to begin with. Ed what you got
going on at Fox flour.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
All sorts of football. I might be the only one
who cares, but my iowah haw Gyes play on Fox
tonight after Oh yeah, I'll be watching anyway. And then
we've got the Texas Tech game on Saturday at Utah.
That's the big noon game starting at eleven am Central Time.
And then a doubleheader Sunday, Oh the Eagles and Rams

(29:16):
at noon, and then the Cowboy game at three thirty
against Years, and then we wrap it all up on
Free for All Sunday night at ten.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Have a good weekend, guys.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
You the man niceus Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five. Well, I wonder who this is on
the phone with us bowing them show?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Hey, how are you?

Speaker 5 (29:39):
This is mad Friend?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Hey, mad friend, good friend to us?

Speaker 5 (29:42):
All.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
How you doing? Man?

Speaker 11 (29:43):
This?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I don't think we've talked to him Matt before, have we?

Speaker 8 (29:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
We hadn't.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Well you're well you're talking to him now.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, we're good, we're good.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Look at your radio voices.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
So our radio voices. We never turn it off. We
even talked to our mom.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
I'm sure you do.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Okay, So Matt friend is going to be at Hyenas
in Dallas tonight for two shows and tomorrow night for
two shows.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Didn't you perform at the White House Correspondence Dinner? And
if you did, did they tell you were you can't
do this jolt and you can't do this joking definitely
about this.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
I did perform at it and they were really great.
I could do whatever I wanted and it was totally.
My style is bipartisan. I did two Democrats, two Republicans,
and shows in Texas this weekend. It's going to be
the same thing. You know, we're such a divided society.
I go on Fox News, I go on MSNBC. I
just want to make everybody laugh and have a great time.

Speaker 10 (30:42):
And I'm excited to come back to Texas because I'm
bringing Ted Cruise with me.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Crazy. Come on, have you ever noticed that Ted Cruz
sometimes looked like Grandpa Munster from The Munsters?

Speaker 5 (30:53):
I have noted that.

Speaker 12 (30:55):
And it's great to be on the radio because Howard
Stearing is here too.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
And let me tell you how you both sound. I
want to have sex with you. Sounds so great, Tony,
you do.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I don't think he ever turns it off, which is great.
I've enjoying that.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Hey, I saw you on social media. You were at
the Canello Crawford fight. You had great seats, and I
saw your picture with Michael Tyson. Did you do Mike
Tyson to Mike Tyson.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
I didn't really do that because I was afraid he
was going to bite my ear off. But I did
have amazing seats thanks to the CEO of Netflix, Ted Trandos,
who is the best.

Speaker 12 (31:31):
And it was just an amazing experience.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
I was in Vegas. It was my brother's bachelor party
and I just happened to get invited to the fight.
So it was amazing. And I'll talk about that experience
on stage. And I just have to say that it's
an honor to be with all of you.

Speaker 10 (31:46):
We love Texas, we love fort Worth, the great people.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
A lot of people.

Speaker 10 (31:51):
Say it, it's your favorite president forty five and forty seven.
Let me just say that, the great people of Texas.
I love Greg Abbit. What af guy is?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh good?

Speaker 10 (32:01):
Everybody get tickets. Mattfrid dot com. It's going to be
a laughing blast. If you want to laugh your ass up,
you know what to do. Hyenas, Let's go crazy.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Well, now you know, we had Mike Tyson on the show,
and we actually did Mike Tyson to Mike Tyson. We
did dueling Tyson. Of course it was on the phone,
so he couldn't punch me out.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah, well, you never know. He could fly there and
take care of business.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Speaking of Texas, you did, matt do you McConaughey to
Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 12 (32:31):
I did, all right, all right, well do McConaughey. And McConaughey.
I mean he was righting there next to me. He
has that chill demeanor. He was very, very nice, and
I thought I'd discover the meaning of life when I
was talking to McConaughey.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
I don't know when I was. I got lost in
his eyes. He is uh, he is the greatest, and
it was amazing to do. In my hour show, I
talk about doing the celebrity next to the celebrity. That's
a big part of the show. So come by and
you can hear these crazy story.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Have you ever done an impression of a celebrity in
front of that celebrity and they get pissed off? No,
I have not.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
I think it's all about the way you approach it,
and they it's always seeming to get a great response.
I hope to keep the momentum going, and you.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Hope not to get punched out by Mike Tyson if
you correct.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
It would go viral if it happened, though.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
That is true.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
So your first impression you were inspired by Austin Powers
at the age of four. What was the last impression
that you worked on that you now have as part
of your show.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Oh my god, it's a great question. There's so many
new ones that I keep thinking about, Like people that
are you know in the political scene, are just actors.
I was doing a Jennifer Coolidge impression, which is kind
of strange in the White Lotus. I just go, oh god,
oh god, it's great to be coming back a Texas.

(33:54):
Oh it's so good.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Come on, give it my hand for Jennifer. That's a
good one.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Of course I could duckish editor. Miss McConnell will also
be there as well.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Of course.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Really to be heading back to Texas for some great shows.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Doesn't Miss McConnell look like he's about to throw up
every time you see him?

Speaker 4 (34:14):
That is true?

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Would I would agree with that?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Mersh McCollum.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
You talked about Netflix and that they hosted you at
the fight in Vegas. Are you going to do a
Netflix special for us?

Speaker 5 (34:28):
I'm not going to say anything right now, but I'm
definitely working on it. Yeah, my first hour show and
uh well, I think that's where it should be.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
What voice did you do on The Simpsons? Because I
watched that all the time? Which voice were you?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
I did?

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Jeff Gold, Jimmy Fallon, a couple other miscellaneous characters. I've
also done it for Family Guy as well. So it's
kind of living my childhood dreams here.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
It's absolutely wild, and it's a whole lot less expensive
than getting the actual actors to do it.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Really is it? Really?

Speaker 7 (35:01):
Really is?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
They get met Friend, Met Friend hyenas in Dallas. Two
shows tonight, two shows tomorrow night. Next time, try and
get into town a little early and you come in
here and be in the studio.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
I would love to That would be a blast, and
thank you for having it.

Speaker 10 (35:17):
They get tickets.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
It's gonna be such a blast this weekend. Let's go
crazy that friend.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Thanks thanks for calling man, thank you. Oh boo hoo.
Jamie's crying because she's got no date this weekend. I
tell you. There's a lot going on this weekend, just
like always, so it's time for.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Hey what watch that news? I'm so glad you have
Rondo Texas Rangers back home at Globelive Field to take
on the Miami Marlins this weekend, game one of that
three game series. Tonight first pitch will be at seven
o five, and then tomorrow the game will be at
six o five. On Sunday, the first pitch will be
at one five. College football this weekend, it's the final

(36:03):
Iron skill.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
I can't believe that right now.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
TCU versus SMU tomorrow in for Or. Kickoff will be
at eleven tomorrow morning. And who's ready for Stars Hockey?
The Stars are on the ice at the American Airline
Center tomorrow for some preseason action. They'll face the Saint
Louis Blues. Puck drops tomorrow at six. Let's try not
to get anybody hurt. Yes please, soccer fans. Tomorrow night

(36:27):
at Toyota Stadium in Frisco. FC Dallas takes on the
Colorado Rapids. That match will start at seven thirty tomorrow
night in Frisco. Addison's October Fest now underway. Lots of
beer and sausage and polkas. Octoberfest runs through Sunday in Addison.
In Plano, it's time once again for the HGB Central

(36:47):
Market Plano Balloon Festival at Oak Point Park. Whether permitting,
the Blue Glow tonight is going to get underway at
seven thirty plus. There are fireworks tonight and tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, those balloons are all in the airs.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I know they're beautiful. In Irving tomorrow at Toyota Music Factory,
it's the Irving Margarita Festival. Live music this weekend Tonight
at Dickie's Arena in fort Worth country star Laney Wilson.
And then tomorrow night the guy who just blew me
Away at the Bottle Rock Music Festival back in May
in California, Benson Boone. He has a sold out show

(37:25):
at Dicky's Arena tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Is he the guy that does the backflip?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yes, he is.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
People hurt himself so cute.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I love him. Billy Bob's in fort Worth tonight it's
the old ninety sevens. Bob Schneider is at the Kessler
Theater in Dallas Tonight. Toad the wed Sprocket is at
the Longhorn Ballroom, Lucas Oil live at the Windstar Casino
in Resort tomorrow night. The original Bosiphus Hank Williams Junior,
Oh oh, and bo I know you're gonna hate to
miss this. Hanson is at Chalk Tawk Casino in Resorts

(37:55):
Grand Theater Sunday night. Oh yes, school night, So you're
gonna have to miss it if you love Mariachi music
tonight in Straus Square in Dallas for Hispanic Heritage Month
eats a Mariachi at encia with Leonardo Aguilar. Comedy this
weekend at Hyenas in Dallas tonight and tomorrow night. The
very very funny Matt Friend who was just on the

(38:16):
show with us. Also this weekend, comedian Michael Kllier. He's
at the Arlington Improv which shows tonight through Sunday.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
And he's scheduled to be here.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yeah, he should be joining us around eight am at
the Majestic Theater in Dallas tomorrow night. I so want
to see this. The at and T Performing Arts Center
presents Not Dead Yet John Cleese and the Holy Grail
at fifty John Cleese will take questions and then they'll
have a showing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail Theater. Lovers,

(38:46):
it's your last weekend to ease on down the road
to the Music Hall at Fair Park to see the
Whiz brought to you by Broadway, Dallas. I dare you
not to want to dance down the aisles. And if
you have a home project on your to do list,
head out to the twelfth Annuel Collin County Home and
Garden Show at the Credit Union of Texas Event Center
in Alice, Allan. It's running through Sunday. And that, my friends,

(39:09):
is just some of what is going on this weekend.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
You're welcome, Dallas. What was Classic Ronck lone Star ninety
two five? Okay, this is our last pair of Peter
Frampton tickets for the week. Now we may have some
more show gets a little close to maybe that's right,
but this is the last pair this week. And I'll

(39:35):
just tell you right now, you're gonna hate me for
doing this contest.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
But we're going to play fractioned Flickers?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Okay, all right? Why are we gonna hate you?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
We like this game because of the movie trailer I'm
about to play.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Oh, okay, all right, it is It gonna be a
tough one.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Uh, it's gonna be a stupid one. I'll tell you
that right now.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Well, what else you expect?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
All right? Two one four or eight one seven, seventy seven,
one nine two five. Oh this, this is a new
low for this show, although it's not really because I
did it a couple of years ago. This same movie.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
No hints from both this morning? Huh?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
All right, well, yeah, if we get but you probably
won't need it. Okay, two one four, eight one seven
seventy seven, one nine two five. Tell me what movie?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
This is only one movie. We'll have this sound.

Speaker 8 (40:35):
Laughing, leaping and swinging their way through time, the biggest,
most original movie and a one hundred year.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Ridden me of these villains and Nabel's hand is yours.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
It's more than a musical.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I'm older than the Beatles', younger than the Road.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
It's more than an adventure. It's more movie than ever before.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
All Right, Okay, you don't know it.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
I don't play it again.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
You should be proud that you don't.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Know play it again. But it's a pirate themed movie.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Huh, yes, yes, because it's talk like a pirate day. Yeah,
here we go again.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Only one movie we'll have this.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
Sound, laughing and leaping and swinging their way through time
in the biggest, most original movie and a hundred year.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Written me of these villains, and Nabel's hand is yours.
It's more than a musical.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I'm older than the Beatles, you than.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
It's more than an adventure. It's more movie than ever before.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Okay, okay, some of you know this.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I know you do.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I'm drawing a blank.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
It's one of the worst stupidest movies of all time,
and of course you watched it. I had to out
of morbid curiosity.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
I surrender bow. I have zero answers.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Okay two one four or eight one seven seven, eight
seven one nine, let's seev I got on them. Show
tell me what movie that was? The Pirate Movie. The
Pirate Movie, my gosh, starring Christy mcnicholl and Christopher Acting.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Well, no wonder I missed that damn it.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Well, thank your lucky stars, because it was one of
the worst damn movies ever made. Nice job you.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Say that because my wife loved that movie.

Speaker 10 (42:54):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Okay, Well, I ain't gonna I ain't gonna diss on
you why for loving that movie? But you probably you
probably watched it with her, haven't you.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
She showed it to me, she introduced it.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Oh and did you love it too, because you love
your wife.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Hold on, it's fine, let's don't get too crazy on there.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Awful of my opinion.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I think it's really the stupidest movie that could ever
be made, or one of the stupid.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
The pirate movie.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Know, yeah, Glenn or Glende was the stupidest movie ever.

Speaker 8 (43:29):
Man.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Okay, who is this?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Oh? This is Jordan.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Jordan Hang on just a minute, we'll hoo get up
with Peter Frampton tickets.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I all right, sound good?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
See the looking there the first calling. Oh you should
usual to actually do yourself a favor and watch it
at least once cult classes and you'll say bowls right,
this is stupid? All right?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Do you really want to? Poka fort Worth October Fest
is coming up next weekend and we have a family
four pack of tickets for you. Bo and I are
going to open up that long star our ticket window
around eight forty. Uh, so be listening at eight forty
for your chance to win here on lone star ninety
two five.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Oh it's all right, all right, cause he's here. I've
been wanting to have you on this show for a
long ass time.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Mister Michael car Yes, thank you.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Woo whoo whoo, Arlington improv this weekend. Uh. By the way,
you're from Chicago right south side?

Speaker 13 (44:30):
Yes, sir, okay, I'm from the project Robert Teller Home
four three fift two South State Parbnano.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Naw, I didn't ask. You're gonna get that on that
quest right.

Speaker 13 (44:39):
Now, Michael Cubs or White Sox, Oh White Sox for me?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Oh okay.

Speaker 13 (44:44):
I grew up in the projects and from my project,
we can actually look out the window and look over
Kaminsky Field.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
We could look into and see the.

Speaker 13 (44:52):
Games from from the projects.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Oh how cool?

Speaker 13 (44:55):
We was right like not not three miles from white
thout City.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
But most people they don't think of Chicago when they
think of Michael Callier. They think the King of Venice.

Speaker 13 (45:06):
With your bad self. And you know, I just shot
a one hour special on Venice. Oh wait till you
see it. It is so beautiful, it's so it shot well,
we did with six cameras and a crane, and they
wouldn't give me permission to use a drone. So I
found a brother who lived six miles away who knows
how to use the drone from his house. And you
see these aerial views. I showed my manager this one

(45:28):
the area views off the chain. It's really a great,
great special And what's so wonderful about it is I'm
able to give money to the homeless as a result,
you know, because I usually collect money when I do
my shows on the beach. So all this money we collected,
we added additional money to the bag and drove directly
to the shelter. And instead of writing some goofy airs check,
we got all the money in the bag and we

(45:49):
pulling it on the table. In the video you seem
stacking the money to give to the home. It's pretty flashow,
it's pretty flat.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
What back in nineteen ninety when you want star search,
you gave half of your winning two homeless charities.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
And yes, I've been trying to get that back ever since.
This man has a good heart. You know.

Speaker 13 (46:08):
It's so weird though I never thought about it. And yeah,
it's really really strange because I beat this guy named Anthony.
He's from Chicago. Anthony, I can't think you full greadic.
And it got down to me and him, and so
I beat him and and then Ed McMahon came out
before we did the last thing, and he said, so, guys,

(46:31):
what would you do if you want one hundred thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
And so he said, Wow, I'll buy my mama house.

Speaker 13 (46:38):
Everybody went, oh, I'm just gonna give half a man
to the homeless. They're like, all right, you one up
to But but now he's shooting a movie with what's
the name. Wait, what's the first name? The lesbian producer
who's huge right now, something way Leana lean Away. So

(46:59):
now he doing a movie that lead away this shooting
about me whooping him on Star Search.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
And he didn't ask you to be in it. She
didn't ask me why.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I'm really mad.

Speaker 8 (47:09):
No.

Speaker 13 (47:09):
People called me and said, Michael, I auditioning to play you.
I said, hold up, I'm here. Can I play me?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
And you're in Star Search.

Speaker 13 (47:19):
And the way the story is told, he's saying I
only won because I said I'm giving half the money
to the home. But I hadn't thought about it, and
I thought about it, i'd have done it, but that
didn't even.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Cross my mind. You know, I was just excited to
be there.

Speaker 13 (47:34):
Plus at that time, I've been on Venice for four years,
telling jokes and passing my hat. And I was living
in a one room room and I was rooming with
a rumor. Okay, So I didn't have I didn't have
a lot, but I was making constant money on that beach,
you know.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And and so I lived, Okay, I was.

Speaker 13 (47:52):
I didn't owe nobody nothing, and I was making money
every weekend. So when he said one hundred thousand to me,
that was huge. We're talking about nineteen eighty nine going
into ninety.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
That's almost a million.

Speaker 13 (48:04):
Yeah, and back then fifty thousand you was considered rich.
So I said, shot, just give me half. I could
make it on half what all I'm already doing. And
to give back, am I my brother's keeper? I certainly am,
and my sister's too.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Here's the thing, you know.

Speaker 13 (48:20):
I started doing comedy on State Street in Chicago. That's
how I started in eighty five. And I stood in
front of Marshall Fields and told jokes and passed my hat.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
And then winter came. Joke on State Street, it's too
cold for funny, Too cold for funny.

Speaker 13 (48:37):
And I had a nineteen sixty seven buicless saber, and
so I sold everything that wouldn't fit in that car,
and I took that money. I drove to California to
do this. So I get here and I get to
Venice Beach. I found Venice Beach, and so I was
doing five when I was showed every Saturday and Sunday
for ninetyears.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I'm just killing them and the rest is comedic history history. Baby.

Speaker 13 (48:55):
So when he said that money fifty thousand to me,
that would have been just fine.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So I didn't even think about it. But they doing this.

Speaker 13 (49:03):
Movie and he's saying that I only one because I
see and I'm trying to reach both of them, him
and and Lena waits and she won't answer me, but.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
I've been sending her messages.

Speaker 13 (49:14):
Don't you even want to know my side of the story?
And let me tell you this, Who really? Who I really?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Will actually be hisself.

Speaker 13 (49:22):
He's a producer who produced Bernie Max's first show, Want
to hem Me for that first season. Larry will Moore,
Larry will Mark I beat in the semi finals. Okay,
but I didn't beat him.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
He beat hisself. Check this out. He's funny.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
He's very funny. He came out though.

Speaker 13 (49:42):
Now remember this is Star Search, Little Blue haired ladies
from Iowa.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
This show is crispin clean and no caffeine.

Speaker 13 (49:52):
Okay, Larry comes out dressed as Tina Turner and he
did his rendish.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Enough ike and.

Speaker 13 (50:03):
So he turned it back to the audience right and
he gyrating. He throw his legs around, and then you
hear the sound of somebody getting punched in the face.
And every time you hear a punch, his head would
flip back in the hair. Oh, it was hilarious if
you was on death jick. But for them little blue
haired ladies from Iowa, they were modified.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
So he.

Speaker 13 (50:31):
He really beat himself. And that's how I end up.
Anthony Griffin out of Chicago.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
That's his name.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Do you know him.

Speaker 13 (50:39):
I wouldn't recognize him if he stood up in ma soup. Yeah,
he talking about it. I beat him because I cheat it,
and I would never cheat to I wouldn't cheat to
get something.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
I don't roll like that.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I don't even want it to have to take it.
I don't want that. I love the name of your
twenty eighteen tour, Michael call your's mama. Oh yeah, do
you play the dozens with people?

Speaker 4 (51:03):
No?

Speaker 13 (51:03):
No, no, no, But it's really funny because I opened
the show up and I say, you know, I came
to talk to you tonight about my mama.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
But I can't really say nothing about my mama. Tell
say something about your mama.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
So they just start, Let's start with your mama, you know.

Speaker 13 (51:16):
Display I've been working on this for and it's really
a fascinating story. I've been doing this now for almost
three years. It's called Michael Collier's Mama is a ninety
minute play. I play seventeen characters.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Oh so I play.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
I play my mother.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
And my father. You're like an Eddie Murphy in the movie.

Speaker 13 (51:32):
I Wish I Love me some Eddie Murphy. He put
me in Orbit and it was amazing. I mean, are
you working with him?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Just a day? Snooty professor dinner scene just kills.

Speaker 13 (51:43):
That'll be a classic until the end of time. But
if you watch Norbit, he's got a scene where he's
riding a bicycle and he hits a pole and the
bike flips over, and it's three little old men sitting
on the bench.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Laughing at him. I was one of them.

Speaker 13 (51:57):
It's two white guys and me, and we was like
the Greek chorus. We went through the whole movie saying
little things and mess with people.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
But to watch Eddie is to watch perfection. Man.

Speaker 13 (52:09):
We didn't even know he was there until he was there.
And the way we knew it was like one hundred
maybe one hundred and ninety degrees. Everybody's outside, it's hot.
He had I'm sweating like r Kelly in the playground
hot and knew he knew Eddie was there because all
of a sudden, some white folks showed up and built
built a tent in five minutes, they built a tent

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with air.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Condition and and and the big chair for directors.

Speaker 13 (52:36):
And then he rolled up in his escalade, sat in
that air condition for a few minutes, and then he
did that scene four times, and every time he did
it different, and every time he did it better. And
when he got through it that fourth one, he got
in that escalator and left.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
That's what started on me is.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
And Eddie is almost Richard Pryor Rick Fire was.

Speaker 13 (53:01):
Richard was the one, but you the those of four
who got me, got me started Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor,
Lenny Bruce.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
You know about Lenny.

Speaker 13 (53:09):
Oh, yeah, you couldn't have had a Richard Pryor if
you didn't have a Lenny Bruce.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
That's true, Richard Pryce.

Speaker 13 (53:14):
I mean Eddie, Lenny's lost all his money and including
his life fighting for our right to.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Curse on stage.

Speaker 13 (53:21):
Man and and and prior could never have told his
story about the prostitution and his Grandmama's all if he
couldn't say it in his authentic language.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Then there was Red Fox who could craft the uke
is one of my favorite shows of all.

Speaker 13 (53:37):
Bo let me tell you something. Red Fox has one
joke that's just a sentence. He says a sentence over
and over and drop the word and it turns into
a story. Oh god, let's not park here. Oh God,
let's not park Oh God, let's not Oh god. I mean,
he was a genius and he wrote poetry and everything
he was he was cool. But those were for me

(53:59):
the afford that made my life, Richard pride, because he
could tell his story, his authentic storytelling and the form
of doing uh uh. Red Fox, because nobody could craft
a joke or do a point.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
By the way, Michael, just yesterday, Bo had his sham piple.
I had not Red Fox shamiple. I should have saved
it for the day.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
So good you used to tell Red Fox jokes when
you were on Venice Be.

Speaker 13 (54:23):
I'm still doing them. I got a couple of them
in a special. I'm still doing See. I don't think an.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Old joke should die.

Speaker 13 (54:30):
No, just called the person that wrote it the Yeah, okay,
I mean they can't use them no more. Red Fox
has seventy five comedy albums.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Did you know that? Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Yeah, you know me jokes? That is seventy five.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Album I still have the album. You gotta wash your
ass that.

Speaker 13 (54:47):
I ain't talking about your whole I'm talking about your ass.
Come on, you'll be surprised how much funk you can
find in the area the size of a dand or.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Michael Collier is here. Hang on, we're gonna take a
break and we shall be right back. All right, it's
bowing them show. We're back with Michael, who is at
the Arlington Improv this weekend. Yes, okay, I saw a
bit where you told, of all things, elephant jokes. Oh
do you still do those? Do the Mercedes Being's elephant joke?

(55:27):
But did you hear?

Speaker 13 (55:28):
Though I was recently accused of fat shaming about who
and people know me, I've been doing this one hundred years.
I don't never make fun of people on her team. Okay,
let me tell you what I see. Okay, what you said,
You tell me if it's fat shaming, okay, Okay. So
this big old fat lady was on a bike right
and she petland. She petling her butt off right, So
I yelled out cow. So she turned to me, gave

(55:51):
me the finger, turned back around, and ran right into
the damn God. I don't think that fat shaming.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Is there anything that's off limits for you, Michael, when
you're telling a joke or creating a joke.

Speaker 13 (56:06):
For me, only thing that off limits is if I'm
hurting someone's feelings. I'm not gonna hurt your feelings to
get a joke unless you're someone I hate.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
And I don't someone who's too sensitive anyone. And I
don't hate anybody, but Trump is awfully close. But I
don't hate.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
I don't hate.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I'm a man of God.

Speaker 13 (56:24):
But otherwise, I I don't think you should hurt people.
I don't think that people. I think people need to
have an excellent experience if they gave you their money,
you know, so if you're my audience, I honor you,
I cherish you.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
I don't beat you up.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
I don't make you feel bad because you spent your
money to come see me.

Speaker 13 (56:41):
And you ain't coming back. If I make you feel bad,
you ain't coming back. And you're gonna tell twenty of
your friends don't go see him.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
He's an ass, you know. So you know I have
a new children's book too.

Speaker 13 (56:50):
Let me Bobby White, but the kids are black.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
It's the story. But that's that's a parody, don't you know?

Speaker 13 (57:00):
It's a kid who always wins because he always chooses
to do the right thing.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Oh see, teaches it's a story.

Speaker 13 (57:07):
We don't teach you anymore. We don't teach our kids
to be good for goodness sake. We don't teach them anything.
We give them a device, and we sit them in
the corner, and we come back eight years later, and
we don't know why they're sitting on the bed with
a pistol, rolling joints and calling us out our names.
Because we forgot to be real parents. We don't have
to be their friend. I'm cordial with you, but I
ain't your friend.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
My job is to raise you.

Speaker 13 (57:26):
Yes, I think Oprah's gonna hold this book up and
call it her favorite children's Book of the Year. It
is beautiful. The artwork, Toamar Douglas is just brilliant. And
you can get an Amazon for fifteen dollars. If you
give them two dollars more, they'll bring it tonight. Boa.
I don't know where the hell Amazon is parking. Okay,

(57:46):
I wanted something from Amazon Wednesday. They brought it to
my house in thirty four minutes.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Hell, well, as long as I'm out. I just got
this call.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
For another thing, little Bobby White. So we're manifesting.

Speaker 13 (58:03):
To get it and I'm gonna mail it to them
and see I want that show Abbot Elementary.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
That's finny.

Speaker 13 (58:10):
I gave a copy to the girl who won, Shirley Raff.
I gave her a copy and I asked her to
give it to the producer. She said, wow, I can't
really do stuff like that, and I said, okay, cool,
but I'm going to get a copy because if they
just lay that on any table on the set and
the camera goes past and see that book, Oh yeah,
house I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I got to ask you, what was the Mercedes joke?
Ephant Joe?

Speaker 3 (58:37):
That is joking radio you can't tell. Okay, we'll be
joining Jimmy Kimble.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
I have an elephant joke. Come on, come on? Why
did the elephant paint his balls red? Big red balls?
I don't know, so he could hide in the cherry trees?
How did how did Tarzan get killed? How picking cherries?

(59:05):
You can check that one with you.

Speaker 13 (59:06):
Okay, wait a minute, uh okay? How come elephants don't
ride bicycles? Why called the fingers too big to ring
the bell?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
I got two parts? I got two part elephant joke?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Part one?

Speaker 13 (59:19):
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming
up the road? What he said? Look, there's some elephants.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Coming up the road?

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Road?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Okay? Part two?

Speaker 13 (59:29):
What did tar didn't say when he saw the elephant
coming up the road with sunglasses on?

Speaker 4 (59:32):
One?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I know he ain't say ship, he ain't recognized.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
The Oh my god, elephant jokes?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
How did anybody think elephant jokes aren't still funny? Hilarious?
By the way, show us what show us on the
chicken life stream? That's what chicken? Oh yeah, that's the chicken.
Man is the truth?

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Man?

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Hold him to your Michael.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Now my way, this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Particular one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Will will he be on stage with you? At the
Arlington Improv this weekend.

Speaker 13 (01:00:09):
Absolutely for six big shows. Y'all missed it last night.
We had a big crowd for Thursday night. It was
really really good. And I have two great comedians with me,
Meat Dog out of uh Louisville, Kentucky, who's just brilliant
and crazy, and he's in one of them what do
they call it, the Divine Nine? Oh yeah, he's in
the fraternity. And the girl who opens the show, her
name is Katie Funny a F and she is funny A.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
It's a great show.

Speaker 13 (01:00:34):
We got two more shows tonight, two Saturday, one Sunday,
and five more opportunities to miss me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Please don't.

Speaker 13 (01:00:39):
I do want y'all to subscribe to my morning show,
The Michael Collier Morning Show on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Every day we laugh, every day, we pray.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Well, I think I'm gonna have to go see Michael
cally r.

Speaker 13 (01:00:52):
We're gonna bring some people too. Don't come back yourself,
bring your mama, bring yeah here. I'm gonna be so
funny this weekend. I wish I was in the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Watch well. I hope you come back. Don't wait so
long because you've never been here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
This is a time when I see familia. Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
That's right, you are officially a family member now Galla
Force Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two five. My stomach
is still hurting from Michael Colly right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
You know it was Radio Gold what you and Michael
Collier doing Red Fox? Yes, Oh my god, that was
a price on audio.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
We cut it on video.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
It was amazing. Thank you so much, Michael Callier at
the Arlington Improv.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Now I'm gonna go see him tomorrow night because tonight
we're going to the Rangers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Guess, Jimmy, it's gonna be a blast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
It's gonna be a blast here. By the way, Brian Adams,
John Vogarty, Sammy Hagar are the token classic rock acts
making the stage tonight. Well that's what they are.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Yeah, Well, this story behind this is just story behind
the bow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Oh yeah, is there? And when we were working together
this morning?

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Oh on, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
At the iHeartRadio Music Festival at the T Mobile Arena
in Las Vegas. Adams, Fogerty, and Hagar are no strangers
to Vegas, having each done residencies there, but this will
be their first time at the annual festival and at
eighty years old. John Fogerty is the senior member of
the lineup, but we had him on the phone and
he didn't sound like an eighty year old no, No.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
He sounded great, lots of energy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
And he was the only one who performed at probably
the world's most famous festival. Would stop when he was
with Creden's Clearwater Revival in nineteen sixty nine in Bethel,
New York. That's just what is going on now. I'm
trying to keep you in full.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
You can stream the entire show tonight and tomorrow on
the iHeartRadio app, and you can also stream it on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Hulu you Ulu. Yeah. By the way, our tickets to
borrow from the Squeeze.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Oh excellent, congratulations Turberfest times four.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Boy can put some beer away too, even early in
the day he's running.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Octoberfest is a great place for him to be. Then there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
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(01:03:33):
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Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Yallos for worth classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
You know. Speaking of Aerosmith, Yeah, they have released their
first new song since their last album, twenty twelve's Music
from Another Dimension. I guess they needed a vacation. Well
My Only Angel is the lead track off their collaborative

(01:04:00):
five song EP with British singer Young Blood titled One
More Time. A visualizer video will prereere on YouTube ten
o'clock this morning. In fact, we played the song around eight,
right before Michael Collier came in, and you'll hear it
again at eleven this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Yeah, and we have it up on the bow and
them show page two at lone Star ninety two five
dot com and we'll have the visualizer video up too. Hey,
it's gonna be doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
It's really really good too. I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
It is got it and one of the reasons why
it took him so long something about Steven Tyler breaking
his trachier. Yeah, no box something or other.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Yeah, you gotta let that heel because you can't sing
with broken trade kit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
But he sounds great. Yeah, all right, all right, let's
talk time was This is up on the Bow and
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Vegas is going to be rocking this weekend. You talked
about this early Tonight, the iHeartRadio Music Festival kicks off

(01:05:04):
at Te Mobile Arena. Brian Adams, Sammy Hagar. They take
the stage tonight a bunch of other artists, and then
tomorrow night, the legendary John Fogerty will perform.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
John Fogerty says he has always wanted to be part
of the iHeartRadio Music Festival.

Speaker 11 (01:05:21):
I've wanted to do this for many years. You know,
with so many different acts, so many different kinds of music,
so many different experiences, people from all over the place,
and you always learn something new, you get exposed to
things you may not have even known about before you

(01:05:43):
walked in the door, and it's usually a pretty entertaining experience.
This will be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Now, of course we can't be in Vegas, but anyone
and everyone can listen live on the iHeartRadio app or
you can stream the festival live on Hulu tonight and tomorrow.
And here's some good news, Borro. Kevin Cronin reportedly is
going to be reuniting with Rio Speedwagon. This is for
a special show later this month. Bruce Hall says he
and Kevin Cronin have agreed to put aside their recent

(01:06:12):
feud and perform a concert at the University of Illinois
Urbana Champaigne, where they formed the band back in nineteen
sixty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Maybe this will prompt them to finally get back together
and let Kevin Cronin back in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
So I'm hoping that. But sometimes when they get back together,
they realize, oh, yeah, this is why we woke up.
I think that happened to the police, right. Queen's going
to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of their fourth album, nineteen
seventy Five's a Night at the Opera and the signature
song Bohemian Rhapsody. They're reissuing both on vinyl and are
going to be available in October. We have all the

(01:06:49):
information up and Getty Lee is admittedly doing some shameless
book promotion right now. He posted on social media video
of him talking about his third book, seventy two Stories,
which is about his collection of baseball memorabilia. Now here's
Getty talking about the book.

Speaker 14 (01:07:07):
I was embarking on a sale of many items from
my collection, and it just seemed a shame to sell
things without preserving some parts of the collection in some way.
We were talking about it with some of my other
baseball friends.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
One of them says, just do a book. Did you
notice he said about instead of a boat.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Yeah. Look at Getty Lego not showing his Canadianism.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Well, we had him on the show one time and
I said, Getty, could you please say there's a mouse
about the house, and there's a mose about the house.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
That book, by the way, is going to be out
September thirtieth. Finally it's time for the Bow and Them
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(01:08:05):
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Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yes, that old time rock and roll. It's what we
live for around here. Now it is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Guess what we have to give away next week?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Bo Roberts, why don't you enlighten me?

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
And we have family four bags of tickets to the
Great State baram Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Well, because it opens a week from today.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
That's right, and I can hardly wait.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I can't wait either. I think we should pick the
day where we all go, oh yeah, yeah, ready, corn
and we try we try all the food we can.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
All the food that we didn't already try when.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
They came out here, like corny dogs, which Janna was missing.
And by the way, that four pack of sight Fair
tickets includes four corny dog vouchures.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Oh take care of you. Yeah, I am not going
to be drinking that mustard beer that I tried last.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Oh no, oh no good video.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Yeah, it's only one good sip. The rest of it
was like, we'll go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
To go to the fair and eat as much as
we can, ride the tilted world and throw it. That's
what you do at the State Fair.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Man, Okay, a special thanks to my Collier for being
in here today. I've been wanting to have him on
the show for a while and I like that big
gray beer to hit. Yeah, So I think I'm gonna
go see him tomorrow because we're going to the Rangers
game tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
We are yes, go Rangers?

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Or aren't you busy this weekend?

Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
My goodness, Well we gotta do what we gotta do
to fill in the void of nothingness.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Well you always say since you can't go out during
the week, you really on Friday and sound right? Hey,
big thank you to Matt friend who he's at Hyenas
in Dallas tonight and tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Amazing. He's going to be a superstar. Yeah him. He
does some good impressions. Gosh. Okay, So our after show
decompression and session is next. It'll be kind of a
brief one because we got other cramplings.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
I'll do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
I know, always so much on my plate, but y'all
have a great weekend and we'll see you back on Monday,
all right, Bye

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Bye