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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nothing is more embarrassing than breaking wind while being tased.
That's why there's taser Seltzer, because no one deserves to
sound like a Harley on Taco night. I used to
dread my monthly taser training. Now with Taser Seltzer, I
just smiling. Take the shock. No more embarrassing too. Taser
seltzer the drink that keeps you from sounding like a
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foghorn when the juice hits.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Look.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I've been tased more times than I can count, but
the farts those were the real crime. Taser Seltzer fixed it,
simple as that. Taser Seltzer. Stay shocking, stay silent.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm going to say a word, and I want you
to say the first thing that comes to mind.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Bran brain.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You said mine, and I said, Brian, Yeah, but we
haven't even started yet.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, sorry, school school teacher, teacher. Okay, I don't think
you understand this. I don't need you to repeat what
I say. I need you to say the first thing
that comes to mind. What you say is the first
thing that comes to my mind? Well, I need you
to say the next thing that comes to mind. So
the second thing.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
If the second thing that comes to mind is the
thing that works in your mind.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Then let's do that thing. Father, tired, mother, bald excuse me?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Sorry, I was still my father.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Thank god, I thought you had a bald mother. Okay,
I'm gonna make it a little similar for you. Slow fast,
dumb sucker, punk.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Chunk, idiot, fool you what chicken butt?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Put it in a cup, go around the corner and
lock it up. Oh wait a minute, number one, step forward,
I'm Batman. Number two. Step forward, I'm Batman number three.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Step forward, number three, number three, repeat the phrase please.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Really you want me to say it? You want me
to say.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
It, to say the words?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, come on, man, I got things to do.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Fine, Yeah, it's not gonna cut it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What you gotta be kidding me? Yeah, I can distinctly
change your voice.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
No I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Ye, I'm pretty we all heard it. Yeah, so stop
whining and say it again. Guys, I'm Batman again. Please
iman again. Quit messing around. I gotta take my kids
soccer practice in the morning. I don't want to be
here all night. Now say the phrase jo in English? Please?
Speaker 7 (02:26):
What just because I have a little class?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Number three? You have no class. You're a lunatic in
hockey pads. I'll not wear an archepad. Why does everyone
think you wear hockey pads?
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Do I look like a goalie?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, I'm much more than that. Whatever got them to be?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
And that isn't that a little curve at you here?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just starts the show. I'm batman.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I kind of figured that's what it says. Well, is
it just me? Or was that weekend a little shorter
than usually?
Speaker 8 (03:03):
Oh my gosh, it just zoomed by.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I know it always does. We get in here on
Monday mornings. Damn, that weekend went by to wa too fast.
Oh and uh, anybody watched the Cowboy game? Yeah, uh,
I'm a little concerned.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I know it don't count, but day season game. It
was funny to me after the game how everybody was going,
whose is the same tube? There's so blah blah blah blah.
This season's over. We'll wait till next year.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And ago.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
It's a preseason game. They didn't have any of the starters.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
No, but it still made me a little concern. Only
two first downs and the whole first half.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Boy Mingo is injured.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, Lord problems.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
If it ain't one thing, it's another.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
I know this is why we don't use starters in
preseason exactly, you only.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Get them hurt. When is that gonna play? We were wrong?
Speaker 9 (04:03):
No, it hurts.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
How long until we throw down against the Eagles?
Speaker 10 (04:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Uh? September fourth?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Hell fire son two and a half weeks, two and
a half something like that.
Speaker 11 (04:13):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Are we gonna have our little tailgate party here? Yes,
we are.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
A doghouse is going to be bringing us some hot
dogs and dogs and.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Mike Jucys to the joint us.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
All right, Jim, and let's see what we're celebrating today.
It is National Bad Poetry Day every day. Here's my
bad appointment. Don't rhyme thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, there's bad poetry. Wasn't that you did very well
though we weren't even a high coup. Here's my appointment.
Don't rhyme thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Uh stay home with your kids day? Sure, just call
your boss. I heard the boweling them, Joe both stay
home with kids. I guess I'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Back to school time just started.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I know I was gonna say, shouldn't your kids be
in school?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's wacky?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
What are you gonna do is go up to home
room class and sit with him there's also a Male
Order Catalog day.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh man, when was the last time you saw one
of those?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
About two days ago? Really, y'all have any idea how
many times I see a truck or a van pull
up at my house? I got a package war Never Robert,
he still gets all that Oh God magazine. He keeps
the mail Order catalog folks in business. It is never
give Up day, that's right, Never give up, never surrender.
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That's from galaxy quests, by the way, with Tim Allen, also.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
He Discovery Day. It's Discovery Day.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
That's stuff that first made scientists say, listen, how this
makes my voice sound? Watch what happened when I put
them in a balloon?
Speaker 8 (05:47):
There's a shortage of helium, by the way, that's right.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
What's going on with the war? A shortage of helium.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
They've used it all up just so they can make
funny voices.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And balloons more than and and he will ever use
it a lot of time. It is national number two
pencil Day. Has anybody ever had a number one pencil day?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Even they do exist, but apparently they're very soft.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Well, just so you'll know, if a pencil has a
lower number than to it means it has softer graphite core,
a softer point, a darker shade.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But I could clip that up for you, Thank you,
thank you. It is Baby Boomer's Recognition Day. Hell yeah,
give it up for.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Us, Old beth to town. We're here as entertainment for
you young punks, so get.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Out of my yard. We're the ones that have ruined
the world for you.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh yeah, and these gen zas will be the first
to tell you it was all the Boomers National roller
Coaster Day to put me on the tighten at six Flags.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh yeah, buddy.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
And I know what's for lunch today? It's National Faheida Day?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh yeah, ye. What's the best tortilla? Man?
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Is that?
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Go to places you love their beefahitas. They're so tasty
and so look.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Delect Well, there's so many places you could go to
get some, and I'm gonna find one of them today,
get it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Bo Roberts.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
All right, hey, look at sports of all sorts coming up.
Then of course we got the freaking pool file. Also
Dennis Runaway from Alice.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Cooper Day's joining.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
He's gonna give us a buzz here later on. Wow,
and the bitch Adam way ain't coming in the studio
this time like that.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Also, pick your ticket at seven to fifty. We have
tickets to see Rodney Carrington or Panterah.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So let's do the work straight. Well, good come.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Dallas Hot Worst Classic Rock Clone Star ninety two five
Monday morning. We made it, got a whole week ahead
of us. But we shall persevere. Absolutely, yes we will.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Okay, tis brought to you by the will Heide Law Firm.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Injury lawyers go to will high wins dot com.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Well you may remember this guy's name, Former Cowboy Cooper Rush.
Yeah sure, threw a touchdown pass and a pick six
in his return to AT and T Stadium, and rookie
Tyler Loup kicked five field goals as the Baltimore Ravens
beat the Dallas Cowboys thirty one to thirteen on Saturday night. Now,
if you watch the game, you probably know that the
Cowboys offense was pathetic, especially in the first half. The
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only touchdown was that pick six that cornerback Andrew Booth
picked off Rush and returned at forty yards for touchdown.
The Ravens out game the Cowboys two hundred and seventy
three yards to thirty one yards in building an eighteen
to seven halftime lead. They ran fifty plays to the
Cowboys nineteen plays sad and the first half, and the
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Ravens total sixteen first half first downs. The Cowboys had
two two whole first downs in the first half. Looks
like we're gonna need Brandon Aubrey as much as we
needed him last year when the Cowboys offense couldn't do
squat Aubrey kitfield goals of forty seven and thirty six
yards for the Cowboys.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Now.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I know it's just preseason and it doesn't count. They're
not going to play the starters, but a performance like
that doesn't give us Cowboy fans much hope for the
upcoming season. Let's hopefully it'll get better. The final preseason
game will be this Friday at seven o'clock from Jerry
World against the Atlanta Falcons. After that, every game counts
from here on out, with the first game of the
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season on Thursday, September fourth against them.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh hush, kids, Eagles.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Well, we should find out today about Jonathan Mingo. You know,
he injured himself in the preseason game on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I didn't see Dak Prescott and Cooper Rush hugging.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Oh yeah, they had that on social media, and then
one of the comments after the hug was Cooper rush
is whispering in Dak's ear. It's so great to be
on a team that wins.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
All right.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
In other sports news, Lamar Jackson and Troy Aikman have
ended their legal battle with the Baltimore Ravens Quarterbacks representation
withdrawing his challenge of the Dallas Cowboys Legends trademark application
of the word eight. Both players have worn the number
eight during their football careers. Of course, Troy Aikman won
a couple of Super Bowls with his number eight, with
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both wanting to use the number to sell their brands
of merchandise. Jackson's withdrawal was made in a court filing
with the US Patent and Trademark Office. The filings also
state the withdrawal did not come with Troy Aikman's consent,
which signals that the former quarterback likely would have been
favored in this case, classifying the withdrawal as with prejudice.
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Jackson is now unable to sue Troy Aikman for the
same thing in the future.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
You can't get a trademark on a number.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, exactly, thank you.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Both or gummy, We're gonna have to have the courts
all fix this up, right.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Can you imagine what a hot mess that would be?
Speaker 13 (11:09):
Listen to this In Lubbock, Texas, a new Big twelve
rule could lead to a downturn in area tortilla sale.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Oh yes, I heard they don't want them to throw
tortillas at the game, though they don't.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Clean as a mess. I get it, And you.
Speaker 13 (11:27):
Know it's tortillas out in Lubbock or probably may with
a lot of love, handmade love. I don't know if
i'd want my tortillas being thrown out on the field.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Eat the damn things. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
Big twelve Athletic directors voted fifteen to one to change
an existing game management policy for throwing objects onto the
field during game time. The team will receive a warning
for the first two violations. The third violation can result
in fifteen yard penalties. And for those of you that
don't know, at Texas Tech fans throw tortillas onto the
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field during costs to start the game, and at the
start of the second half they throw another batch of
tortillas out there. Then usually during other things like bad
calls by the officials. More tortillas that's no longer allowed.
I can imagine he gets kind of nasty out there,
and the birds start flying around trying to pick it
all up.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They have to clean it up. Delay on that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 13 (12:20):
It probably gets gross. Rained on tortillas doesn't sound sexy either. However,
it seems that Texas Tech isn't going to let a
new rule getting away of their fun. So athletic director
Kirby Hocut posted to social media Red Raiders the rules
can change.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
But our tradition will not. That's right.
Speaker 13 (12:36):
Red Raider fans apparently are going to keep on throwing tortillas.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Al Right, I give him a penalty or not. We
can take fifteen yards? Sure, why not then?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Marcus Spears Junior, the son of former Cowboys defensive end
and current ESP analysts. Marcus Spears, has been ranked the
nation's top basketball prospect in the class of two thoghs
twenty seven by Sports Center. He's a sixteen year old
six foot eight power forward a dynamic prep in Dallas,
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and has rated a five star recruit by twenty four
to seven Sports. He holds the number one spot at
his position and overall in Texas. He's already received offers
from several major programs, including Houston, Kentucky, Tennessee, USSE and
his hometown SMU Mustangs. Athletic success or runs deep in
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the Spears family. His father, of course, went nine season
in the NFL, mostly with the Cowboys and later with
the Ravens after starring at LSU. Now His mother, Elisha
or Aisha anyway, played basketball at LSU, where the two met,
and later played in the WNBA. His oldest sister, Macaria,
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is a standout volleyball player who plays for the Texas Longhorns.
There's a lot of good sports blood in that family.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
A day after being blown out by the Toronto Blue
Jays fourteen to two, the Rangers bounced back yesterday in Toronto.
Marcus Simeon homered and scored twice in his return to
the lineup. Nathan Valdi worked seven innings won his seventh
straight decision as the Rangers beat the Blue Jays ten
to four to avoid a three games sweep. Wyatt Langford
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and Evan Carter each hit two run homers, and Corey
Seeger added a solo shot as the Rangers snapped a
four game skid.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It wasn't all good news, though.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
Rangers first baseman Jake Berger is headed home to Texas
for tests on his sword left wrist. He left yesterday's
game after six innings because of the risk issue. He's
expected to miss at least two or three games, according
to Rangers manager Bruce Bochie. Burger has already been sidelined
by two injuries this season. This would be his third.
The Rangers are in Kansas City tonight to begin a
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four game series against the Royals. First pitch tonight will
be at six forty and you can watch the game
on the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Wow Over.
Speaker 13 (14:57):
In the PGA, Scotti Scheffler had an awfully good Sunday. Yes,
good old Scotty Scheffler, who was such a good sport
in Billy Madison two. Most of his on camera time
was spent in jail Oh really, Scotti. Scheffler raised a
four shot deficit in five holes time yesterday that carried
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him to a victory in the BMW Championship. That's PGA
Tour title number five for the jail Bird, and Scheffler
closed with a three under sixty seven for a two
shot victory. He became the first player since Tiger Woods
to win at least five times on the PGA Tour
in consecutive years, and it's not over for homeboy Scotty either.
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He leads the thirty players who advanced to the Tour
Championship at east Lake with a chance to become the
first repeat FedEx Cup champion since the series began all
the way back in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Scotty Comest, a ten year old British girl, landed a
spot at the top of the chess world in a
historic turn of the events. Bohanna savignandn easy for you
to say, I mean I probably got it wrong, but
I mean I can't do. She became the youngest female
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player to ever defeat a chess Grandmaster at the twenty
twenty five British Chess Championships in Liverpool. She beat sixty
year old Peter Wells at the competition's final last Sunday.
She's about six months younger than the American who previously
held the record in twenty nineteen. According to the International
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Chess Federation, Bohana is now considered an international Master of
the game, just one wrong below Grandmaster. At just eight
years old, she was named the best female player at
the European blitz Chess Championships in Croatia.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Her she's so bored, she's smart.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
She became the youngest person ever to represent England internationally.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
The following year.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Lawrence Trent, and English chess Master, described her as one
of the greatest talents I've seen in recent memory. She
told the BBC last year that she began playing when
she was five during the COVID nineteen pandemic lockdowns. Eight
years old and she's kicking everybody there. Clone Star ninety
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two five. Hey, we'll take a look at Tenseltown and
Bill's headlines from Hollywood. But now it is starting for
the freaking full File, I laughed. But this is serious, okay.
A Southwest Airlines pilot was pulled out of his cockpit
and arrested on allegations that he tried to fly after
having watch of Zinks, but he.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Said it wasn't his fault.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
He blamed nicotine patches when police told him he smelled
of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
It was the nicotine patches.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Well, those little pouch things that you put in your mouth,
the ridiculous stuff. David Alsop was minutes away from going
wheels up at the helmet flight thirty seven seventy two
out of Savannah. Hilton had International Airport bound for Chicago
midway when airport police confronted him on the jetway at
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Gate two. When asked if he'd been drinking recently, he
said ten hours ago. He had a few beers. Define
a few beers, said officer Josiah Best, A few beers,
like they were light beers. Yeah, a miller life.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
That's like.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I'm sure some of the officers probably had the hole
back a laugh after that one. The officer said, I
can smell an older consistent with an alcoholic beverage. That's
when Alceup took out a nicktin pouch out of his mouth,
dropped it, picked it up and showed everybody around, and
then put it back in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
He did, Yes, he did, O my god.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Alsup eventually consented to field sobriety test, which he failed
miserably after almost falling over a few times when asking.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
To stand on one leg.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
That sad, plus his bloodshot eyes didn't help his case either.
He was removed from duty immediately after the alleged incident
and no longer employed by Southwest Airlines. The airline said
in a statement, you know you can wait till you
get to your destination before you get all sought faced.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
You know what I mean? Please do Softfest Airlines were
changing the name all right.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Heading back to school could be a stressful time of
year for kids and obviously for teachers as well. A
middle school teacher in spring Hill, Florida, right outside of
Tampa's facing charges after he apparently got drunk between classes
and crashed his car into a fence.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
In the school's parking lot.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
A campus police officer found that thirty two year old
English teacher identified as Philip Sire passed out behind the
wheel with his car still in gear. It happened around
eleven forty five in the morning on the second day
of the school year. They thought it was some kind
of medical issue at first, but then they saw a
bunch of single serving alcohol bottles in the car next
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to him. He refused to have his blood tested at
the hospital, but a cop noted that he smelled of
alcohol pouches.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
The cops posted about it on Facebook. Several people left
comments saying they were shocked because mister Sire, the English teacher,
is an excellent teacher. Sire was charged with driving under
the influence and this isn't his first time being in trouble.
He also had a DUI back in two thoy fourteen.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
He may need to be going back to rehab.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Well, you know, I know being a teacher is stressful,
but damn yeah.
Speaker 13 (20:50):
Right man, a man, any pilot, a teacher liking to
pull the cork and having to look for another job
because of it.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
You guys want one more drunk story on the freaking fool.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Foll Oh shit, I had a lot of drinking going
on here.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Let's rounded out.
Speaker 13 (21:05):
An Illinois man probably wishes he could travel back in
time and undo the poor drunken decision he made to
drive while intoxicated. He's twenty eight and yes, his name
is Michael J.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Fox. I was afraid you are gonna not that Michael J. Fox.
Speaker 13 (21:23):
He drove drunk, got arrested after leading police on a
high speed chase, possibly trying to get up to about
eighty eight miles an hour so he could go back.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
In time and escape the cops like the real Michael J. Fox.
Speaker 13 (21:35):
Police say it all started with a hit and run
in West Chicago, tough place to get in trouble with
the cops. When police tried to stop and Fox stepped
on the gas. He led officers on the big chase.
Eventually it ended when he ran a red light and
slammed into another BF goal with two people inside. They
were taken to the hospital with minor injuries. Thankfully, the
cops took Fox into custody and noticed clear signs of
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intoxication and unopen bottle in the car. He got a
breathalyzer back at the station before they stuffed him in
a jail cell. His blood alcohol limit was three times
the legal damn.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Has a lot of drinking going on. Yeah, times tough Roberts.
I'll be careful.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
If you're pulling a cork, well, I'm gonna switch it
off here, Okay, okay. A Tanzanian man who came to
the hospital complaining of pain and puss discharge from his
right nipple was shocked.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
To learn what was wrong with him. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
He found out that he had been living with a
large knife blade lodged in his chest for eight years.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, and he had no idea.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
It was there.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It was in his chest. Yes.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
The forty four year old, generally healthy man came to
the hospital with a ten day long history of white
puss discharge. From his right nipple ouch. He denied any
chest pain, no difficulty breathing, cough for fever, but he
was asked if he had anything notable to tell the doctors.
He thought for a moment and said, hm, oh, yeah,
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I was in a violent altercation eight years earlier when
someone attacked me and stabbed me with a knife. Cut
me in my face, my back, my chest, and my abdomen. Well,
doctors said, go get the X ray machine and the
x ray exam. They were shocked to see a giant
knife blade lodged in the man's chest that had been
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there for eight years, and this guy had no idea
it was there. Somehow, the knife blade miraculously managed to
dislodge any major organs and not hit them even more Bizarres.
The knife caused the forty four year old patient no
discomfort of any kind for so long easy. The puss
was a result of the dead tissue that built up
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around the foreign algy. I don't even like to say
the word puss. I'm I'm just gonna say juices. Yeah,
I guess it was. Following the shocking discovery, the knife
was carefully extracted during surgery. How can you live for
eight years with a knife in your chest and you
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don't know it's there.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
It's like those people with a bullet in their head
and they don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, but those people, you can usually tell they've got
a bullet in their head by the way they act.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Hey, coming up next hour, you get to pick your ticket,
and this week you can pick between tickets to see
the very Fudney Rodney Carrington. He's coming to will Rogers
Memorial Center in Fort Worth September fifth, or you can
pick tickets to see Pantera Joseki's Pavilion September third.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Bo has a fun way for you to win. Coming
up around seven fifty here.
Speaker 8 (24:38):
On the Bow and Them show on Dallas Fort Worth's
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Oh dammit, I lost my religion, or I wouldn't have
said damn it, Just Dallas Fort Worth Classic Crook. You're
so silly lone Star ninety two five. You want to
hear something silly?
Speaker 11 (24:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
There's a bathroom here in North Texas that is a
finalist for the twenty twenty five America's Best Restroom contest.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Well that's better than the worst restaurant. Who wouldn't want
to win.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
A contest like that, I ask you, I will make
you so proud while you're pinching a lofa. Tatsu is
up against eight other public restrooms from across the United
States for the title of America's Best Room in Centa's
twenty fourth annual competition. Sinta says every detail at Tatsu,
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including the restroom, from the crystal clear mirrors to the
polished fixtures and the spotless and elegant space, echoes the
meticulous care shown throughout the meal.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
What meal are you supposed to eat while you're hunkering
and pinching a load? That's gross. BUCkies didn't make the list.
BUCkies is in there somewhere.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I mean, you're supposed to eat something while you're There's
a time to eat a meal and a time to
pass the meal through you fudge tunnel, and they shouldn't
be at the same time.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Well, I guess Tatsu. Whose is a fancy restaurant in Dallas?
Speaker 12 (26:02):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (26:02):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I guess French restaurant?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Now make people have to go to the bathroom after
they That's what Tatsu stands for. The new Bronzevills, Texas
BUCkies restroom won the contest in twenty twelve, No other
Texas restroom has won the coveted title. The Silver Turred
Golden Crappers throw silver third and in some of those
restrooms ain't going there. And I'll get you some good head.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Lines from Hollywood. There we go. That's just clarified that.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Please, what's got sicked by God?
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Sling it?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
What's your guy for that?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Well?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
The movie Weapons scared its way to the top of
the box office.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Again this weekend.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Bo the movie earned twenty five million dollars in its
second week out, beating Freak Here Friday with Jamie Lee
Curtis and Lindsay Lohan, which came in second.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
And newcomer Nobody Too, the.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
Action thriller with Bob Odenkirk, came in third at the
box office. Taylor Swift might have hinted at headlining the
Super Bowl halftime show last week boy when she was
on boyfriend Travis Kelsey's podcast New Heights Now. During the
interview with Travis and his brother Jason Kelsey, Taylor said,
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and follow me here. She is obsessed with sourdough bread
and she talks about it sixty percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Sourdough bread.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
Okay, super Bowl sixty will go down at Levi Stadium,
home of the San Francisco forty nine ers, and their
mascot is sour dough.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Sam Oham. There you have it.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
There's your head toward there's your Easter egg. Well, Hollywood
lost a couple of stars over the weekend. Yesterday we
found out that British actor Terence Stamp, who played the
batty General Zod opposite Christopher Ee in Superman and Superman two,
had died.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Who is this Superman? You find out General?
Speaker 12 (28:07):
And when you do come to me, Superman, if you
dare I the fire come.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Z Oh, you had to say it one more times.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
Neal Karen Zamp was eighty seven. And on Friday, fans
of the soap opera General Hospital were devastated to find
out that Tristian Rogers, who played Robert Scorpio on the
soap since nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Had passed away.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
I loved General Hospital and I loved Robert Scorpio. He
announced in mid July that he was battling lung cancer.
Christian Rogers was seventy nine. Wait, now, didn't he play
a spy on their.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yes, it was the head of the WSB, the World
Security Bureau. Ooh yes cool.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
His last appearance was in July, and you could say
that he was very, very frail when he made his
last appearance.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Rest in peace, Tristan.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Rogers, Austin Butler may have won a Golden Globe for
playing Elvis, but he's not too big to get behind
the bar in East Austin and serve up drinks. Austin
Butler was in Austin last week to promote his upcoming
movie Caught Stealing, and he was spotted all over the
state capitol. First, he did a Q and A with
Matthew McConaughey at Alamo Draft House in Austin. Then he
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grabbed some tacos at Torchies Tacos.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Finally, he went to Dirty.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Bills in East Austin and he served as bartender back. Fortunately,
though he didn't do any dancing in case he hadn't heard.
Austin Butler went viral for his dorky dance moves at
a recent Bad Bunny concert in Puerto Rico. Bad Bunny
actually co stars with him in the movie Caught Stealing,
and Austin went to support him, but it was his
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dance moves that got all the attention.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I mean, while y'all ain't gonna get me out on
no dance. He was really dorky. You're doing the dance.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Austin Butler told Jimmy Fallon last week that edibles are
to blame. He said he was given an edible right
before the Bad Bunny Show in Puerto Rico, and he
thought it would be a good idea, but obviously it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Camp And that's your head lines from.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Hollywood, Dallas fors classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
You know, we were just talking about this guy a
couple of weeks ago on Asca Stuff Day, a guy
named Ronnie Rondell Junior, a Hollywood stuntman whose feet spanned
Western's sci fi blockbuster film and the cover of Pink
(30:44):
Floyd's album Wish You Were Here. He died at the
age of eighty eight. He's the guy that's on fire
shaking the other guy's.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Hand on the cover.
Speaker 8 (30:53):
I remember the question for Aska Stuff was is it
a real person?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
And if so, who is it? And we just answered
it a couple of weeks ago. That's right. Oh, they
didn't have the digital special effects back then.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Now, Over his long career, he became a ficure in
both film and television, remembered for taking on risks that
a lot of other stuntmen refused to undertake. He didn't care.
He was a natural athlete. He excelled in gymnastics, springboard
diving and later scuba diving during his service in the Navy.
Skills that translated into the physically demanding world of stunt performance.
(31:26):
Wouldn't do that for all the money in the world.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
No.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
By the late fifties and early sixties, he's already doubling
actors in television westerns and sci fi films and adventure series.
Audiences may have spotted him in films like Blazing Saddles.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, I don't know where.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
He was lethal Weapon and in the seventies and eighties
his expertise led him into stunt coordination, where he oversaw
the action on TV shows like Charlie's Angels and Fantasy Island.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
And his son went into the same line of work.
He was in charge of Matrix Relow and that was
his last movie.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
That He was one of the most respected guys in
the stunt world, right up there with Dar Robinson, who
is considered the best stunt man of all time.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
But he's not a Pink Floyd album covering. But this guy,
sorry to say, he's Mulio. Is that right, Mullio? Oh
that reminds me.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Look, it's Monday, and it's now time for and a
Monday Morning Mexican Word of the Day from.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
My ancestors in Monterrain will on Mexico.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Today's Mexican word of the de moo is windy, windy, windy.
Use it in the semmensplease. I'm tired of working.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
I can't wait until I Windy Lottery so that I
can spend all day on the.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Beat Windy lottery. I had to ask, didn't I?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Now it's time for the educational poliol program. Listen and
learn as time for Did you know, for example, what
do the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have over the Washington Generals.
What the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders beat the Harlem Globetrotters on
celebrity family feud?
Speaker 11 (33:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
The Washington Generals are the team that the Harlem Globetrotters
always play and they always lose. They've lost to the
Harlem Globetrotters two thousand, four hundred and ninety five times
in a row on the basketball court before they accidentally
beat them on January fifth, nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
What accidentally beat them?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
I didn't expect a shot to go in? Sorry, medal lark.
Did you know Shaquille O'Neill hit one three pointer in
his nineteen season NBA career one It came in his
fourth season. He ended his career one for twenty two
on three pointers, or five and a half percent.
Speaker 11 (33:59):
God.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Did you know the Colorado Rockies mascot is a triceratops
because a dinosaur ribbone was discovered when their ballpark was
being built in nineteen ninety. Did you know after Julia
Roberts broke off her engagement with Keefer Sutherland in nineteen ninety,
he took up steer roping and became a rodeo tournament winner.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Well, that's a long way to deal with a broken heart.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Did you know Singapore has a government agency to quote
promote marriage and romance and foster opportunities for singles to
interact on social settings. In other words, there'll be your pimp.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
If you really want him.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
He Dallas Forward's classic rock lone Star ninety two five.
There is a new Alice Cooper fiftieth anniversary collection coming out,
and on the phone his bass player, mister Dennis Dunaway,
what's Ben has done the way?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
How you being a friend?
Speaker 11 (34:56):
Been very good? I'm so excited about this new.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
ABU is called The Revenge of Alice Cooper.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Now, who is Coop seeking revenge John who has done
him wrong and pissed him off? Or is there something
that I'm not getting bouh.
Speaker 11 (35:13):
The revenge just directed only to you?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, because I coughed during a silent
song in an Alice Cooper show. Now I'm the jerk off.
I've never had an album named after me though.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
I liked that.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh congratulations, thank you kindly.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
I've told Coop this, and I think I told you
this the last time you were here. That the first
time I saw Alice Cooper, he was in between a
show with Brownsville Station, then it was Alice Cooper, then
it was John Mayol, and you guys freaked me out
right before you came on with John Mayol with Alice
Cooper doing that hypnotizing the audience thing, because that was
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the coolest thing.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I've seen in a long time.
Speaker 11 (35:56):
Yeah, hypnotizing the audience while he's getting electrocute.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, it's part of the show. Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 11 (36:05):
You know, people would criticize us for ruining American children
with that show, and yet the kids could go home
and watch horror movies on TV.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
That's okay.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Yeah, Well look what it did to me. I got
into radio. Oh God, help me.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
Oh man, I'm sorry that.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
It's been pretty good, been pretty good to me. I
can't complain.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
You have a great show.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I love it, Dennis.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
The Revenge of Alice Cooper marks the first full length
collaboration in over fifty years for you guys, What has
the reunion been like.
Speaker 11 (36:38):
It's been like so much fun and it's like a
dream happening all over. It's like the original band finally
putting our stamp on our own legacy, and it's unbelievable.
The fan response worldwide is overwhelming. I never expected.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
It fifty years. What took you also long?
Speaker 11 (37:01):
That's what I said to Alice. What's your rush?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, calm down, calm down.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:08):
We used to do two albums a year, and now
we're doing two a century makes sense.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
And now right now you're on the road promoting the album,
and Dennis, you were in Cardiff, Wales with the Alice
Cooper band when you got word that Ozzy Osbourne had died,
like just minutes before you guys hit the stage.
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Yeah, So Johnny Depp showed up at the O two
Arena in London and they decided they're going to do
Paranoid and when they did that song, this whole crowd,
thousands of people were chanting Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy and it
was so moving and so overwhelming and very loud, which
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is appropriate for Black Sabbath. And then the original group
came out and joined them for Schools Out Encore. But
the whole thing was just so moving, you know, such
a sad celebration, you know. And then Judas Priest played.
So there's metal that influenced by Black Sabbath, I'm sure.
(38:17):
But it's so great that Ozzie got to do that
final show and he sounded so good.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Now, Coop and you guys were friends with Ozzie, weren't
you for a long time.
Speaker 11 (38:28):
Well, we did shows with Black Sabbath back in the
seventies seventy two in particular, we did several shows opening
for Black Sabbath, and that's a great thing about being
a traveling musician. You run into people here and there,
and next thing you know, your friends.
Speaker 8 (38:46):
Alice Cooper always loves to share stories about the people
that he's met over the years, from Graucho Marx to
salvanor Dolly. Yes, what about you in all the years
that you've been with the Alice Cooper Band, and what
are some of your favorite experiences?
Speaker 11 (39:03):
Oh my god, there's so many, But you mentioned Salvador Dolly.
That was a highlight because Alice and I decided to
start a band when we were in art class together
and we wanted to incorporate surrealism, Salvador Dolly in particular,
and pop art into a rock band. And then when
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we finally got to meet Salvador Dolly in New York
City at Saint Regis Hotel where he lived. At the time,
he was working on this three hundred and sixty degree
hologram of Alice with Salvador Dolly made Alice's brain, And
of course it was at a Chocolate Eclaire and of
course ants crawling all over it. And so I was
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to meet Salvador Dolly and I was very nervous. So
I asked this person who was an expert on what
to say when you meet somebody. She helped the band.
She worked for Derek Taylor and then came to work
for us. But I said, Carolin, what what do I
need to know about meeting salvad Or Dullings. She said, easy,
just call him Maestro. And I'm sitting in the Saint
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Regis Bar and finally Dolly walks in and he's walking
across the room and I said, Maestro, and he lit
up like all of a sudden, I was the best
friend in the world.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Well, because you knew the right thing to say, because
somebody told you that's.
Speaker 11 (40:31):
Right, And all you needed to know is one word.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
You were never inspired to grow a mustache like Salvador Dolly.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, because you'd have to curl it up on the
side or it wouldn't count.
Speaker 12 (40:43):
You know.
Speaker 11 (40:44):
When I when I cut my hair, I saved some
of it, and my wife and I went to a
couple of great costume balls with artists, and I glued
some of my hair on my upper lip and made.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
So I was sold.
Speaker 11 (41:00):
Salvador Dolly and Cindy was my vision. So she was
She was all white with white makeup and white dress.
And everything. You couldn't even take a picture of her.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
It just looked like a ghost.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
So she was my vision.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Well, The Revenge of Alice Cooper available now in stores.
Dennis done Away basis for the original Cooper Band. When
are you coming back to town? So we didn't have
you in the studio again?
Speaker 11 (41:26):
Oh my gosh, hopefully soon. I don't mind getting up
early when it's hanging out with people like you.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Come on now, Well, Dennis, we can't wait for you
to come back and tell Coop.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
We all said hello here.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
Okay, I do hope to be back there this year sometime.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Awesome. Well, come on in.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Your chair is already and nobody's been farting in it
that we know of.
Speaker 11 (41:52):
Yeah, okay, I'll lead some beans and come on.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Thanks, it's all reserved for you.
Speaker 8 (42:00):
Yeah, well, auction off the chair afterwards for charity.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Charity, get it, Dennis, Thanks for calling man.
Speaker 11 (42:08):
Okay, I had fun. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Rock on Dallas.
Speaker 7 (42:12):
You were listening to the Bow and Them show.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Classic rock. Yeah it does.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I love the Burgess Meredith Penguin.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
He's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
In fact, we used to have a guy that called
us all the time. His name was the Penguin Man
because every time we answer the phony, go.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
That's awesome. Okay.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
I have a chance for you to pick your ticket.
You can choose between tickets to see our boy, Very
Funny Rodney Carrington at will Rogers Memorial Center on September fifth,
or tickets to see Pantera at Dosequi's Pavilion on September third,
which is right around the corner, don't you know? So
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I decided today we're going to play that game you'll
love to hate fraction the Flickers because actor Robert Redford,
he's eighty nine years old.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
It's still working.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
He's still in those Captain America movies.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
He's still acting, still directing. Yes, he is.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Robert Redford's eighty nine. So I'm going to play a
trailer of a Robert Redford movie. You tell me the
name of the movie, and I will let you pick
your take it. Okay, And this one was a drama.
He's been in some funny ones, but this one is
a drama named this Robert Redford movie.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
She is nonetheless a grand experiment.
Speaker 7 (43:42):
I figure most of you guys belong here.
Speaker 10 (43:44):
Basically, you don't have any respect for other people.
Speaker 9 (43:47):
Or yourself I'm trying to get a fix on his
first order of business.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
He is gonna be all the place up.
Speaker 10 (43:54):
He's dangerous.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
The hell's the matter with you?
Speaker 9 (43:56):
You mean to tell me you're charging for medical attention.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Do not come marching in here from wherever the hell
she found you and presume to lecture us about how
to treat our fellow man ms Field.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
Two of them?
Speaker 9 (44:09):
Abraham, are you talking about the bodies that are supposed
to be buried here? Somebody means to stop them? How
many men are buried out there?
Speaker 10 (44:17):
You wouldn't even know which?
Speaker 7 (44:18):
It is crazy.
Speaker 9 (44:20):
I'm digging the body seth murder they're talking about in there.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Okay, all right, I need to play it again because
I know some of you are on delay.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Did you get it Anna?
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Well?
Speaker 2 (44:30):
I think, but I'm not sale got it right off
the bed. I own this one's one ye ye a
girl y, Let me play it again one more time. Fight.
She is nonetheless a grad experiment.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
I figure most of you guys belong here.
Speaker 9 (44:47):
Basically, you don't have any respect for other people or yourself.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
I'm trying to get a fix on on his fresh
order of business.
Speaker 7 (44:54):
He is going to be all the place up.
Speaker 10 (44:56):
He's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
That hell's matter with you?
Speaker 9 (44:59):
You mean to tell me you're margin for medical attention.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Do not come marching in here from wherever the hell
she found you and presume to lecture us about how
to treat our fellow man.
Speaker 9 (45:09):
Ms Abraham, are you talking about the bodies that are
supposed to be buried here? Send by the means to
stop them? How many men are buried out there?
Speaker 10 (45:20):
You wouldn't even know which.
Speaker 9 (45:21):
It's crazy they're digging the bodies.
Speaker 7 (45:23):
Seth murder they're talking about in there.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Man mayn't murder, That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Good, okay?
Speaker 4 (45:30):
And this this movie I believe was Morgan Freeman's first
appearance in the movie after.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
He quit the Electric Company on PBS.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
I did not realize that two and four eight, one
seventy seven five.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
You guys are so smart.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
I'm probably only gonna need to answer the phone once.
Go on, then, Joe, tell me what Robert Redford movie
that is?
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Come on? Absolutely, wow, it was a good one. It
was Arkansas prison.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Remember Morgan Freeman was holding that Guy'm beating his ass,
going I want to see the man, Yeah, the man.
Speaker 13 (46:09):
He was locked in solitaire nasty solitaire for a long time. Yeah,
and he was this looney tune prisoner. He was really good.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
He was okay, first of all, who is this?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
All right, okay, So which tickets do you want? You
want the Rodney Carrington tickets or you want the Pantera tickets?
Speaker 10 (46:29):
Carrington Rodney.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Means, we'll have Pantera tickets at eighty forty. Hang on
just a minute and we'll hook you up. Okay, thank you.
Yeah see, I knew it wouldn't be too.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Hard for you. It's nice if you want a Monday yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Speaking of Rodney Carrington, since he took the tickets, I
got a little Rodney Carrington song.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I'm gonna play for good, so many great.
Speaker 8 (46:52):
Ones, all right, long start ninety two five and the
iHeartRadio want to send out a big thank you to
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Speaker 2 (46:58):
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Speaker 8 (46:59):
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Speaker 4 (47:28):
I was dreaming within I said, oh, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
To work today. Wake up. Just thing like these weekends,
just go buy faster each five.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Okay, our winner at seven point fifty picked tickets to
see Rodney Carrington. That means we'll have Pantera tickets in
the ticket window at a forty and we're gonna really
try and see if Rodney can come in a day
early so he can actually be here in the studio
like so cool has been many.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yes, I'm trying. I'm trying, I know, but you know
how these guys schedule on It's gonna get in at
the last minute. Well what if his flight is canceled
and then you don't have a show.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Oh well, gee, I'm feeling kind of good about this
for one. But I thought i'd play this song by
Rodney this, This is one that makes me laugh. This
is one called these are the reasons, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
These are all the reasons weird Rodney Caring today from
rock Oh Lord, Oh Lord, Lord.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Dallas Orus Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two five. By
the way, you know what happened on this date in
nineteen sixty nine, fifty six years ago to what bo
the Woodstock Music and Art Fair ended.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
That's right, the last day ended on.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
I was hoping Ale you'd bring that shirt in you
were talking about on Facebook.
Speaker 11 (49:04):
Deal.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah, I had an older brother.
Speaker 13 (49:06):
He passed away way back in nineteen seventy, but the
year before that he went to Woodstock.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
He bought one of the authentic shirts.
Speaker 13 (49:12):
When he passed on, it went to my sister, and
then it got eaten by Moss and then passed on
to me when she passed away. So yeah, I had
it for show and tell, but I didn't know it
had bled all the way over in Monday too.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Oh yeah, three days of Peace and Music.
Speaker 8 (49:28):
Woodstock was where Steve and Tyler met Joe Perry.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
Right, Well, I thought we'd take a moment to recognize
this famous moment in history.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
I'm in a barn Woodstock.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
You've seen the movie, you've heard the music, or have
you really heard the music?
Speaker 10 (49:53):
Freedom? Freedom, Freedom, freedom.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
Yeah, I haven't heard it at all till you hear
it from he. He's the one and only. Berdet Ashton.
Speaker 10 (50:02):
Look, cut baby, come to get you one more time,
going home, Going home, Lee, my baby, going home, sleeve,
my girl.
Speaker 6 (50:10):
Peace, Love, Biscuits and gravy. As Bredett Ashton remembers Woodstock.
Speaker 10 (50:13):
Well, what would you do if I sling out a tune?
Wood stand up and woll ahead on me?
Speaker 6 (50:21):
Order now and you'll receive this extra special bonus. B
does stage announcements at Woodstock, New York.
Speaker 10 (50:26):
Freeways, pose man, A lot of freaks, A lot of freaks,
Brown Ashley, it ain't no good.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
Plus you'll hear Bredat Ashton's rendition of the famous Woodstock
rain Chance h Berdet Ashton remembers Woodstock.
Speaker 10 (50:41):
Give me an am, give me you. If you miss
this offer, you're either stoned or stupid.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Don't delay.
Speaker 6 (50:52):
Get yours today. Berndet Ashton remembers Woodstock.
Speaker 4 (50:56):
How else are we going to celebrate such an important event?
I don't know, Maybe something like this.
Speaker 14 (51:01):
This week we celebrate the anniversary of Woodstock by exposing
the festival's untold.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Stories and secrets.
Speaker 14 (51:08):
For example, what was the real reason Jimmy Hendrix played
the national anthem.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
I heard the government made him play it. That sended Macambodia.
But I was pretty high.
Speaker 14 (51:20):
Marvel at the revelations about the origin of all that mud.
Speaker 13 (51:23):
They said the dirt was watered by CCR Jannie Choplin's urine.
Speaker 14 (51:27):
But I was pretty high. And what about Joan Baez
being six months pregnant.
Speaker 6 (51:32):
Sunky told me she was inseminated by Russian spies with
the sperm of JFK.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
But I was pretty high.
Speaker 14 (51:40):
All this week, We're taking mountains of rumor and hearsay
and turning it into overheip television to draw the burned
out hippie crown to our network so we can sell
them a rectile dysfunction medications.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Don't miss it. But I was pretty high. But I
was pretty.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Well. Gateway Church in a new lead pastor over the weekend,
marking a new chapter for one of the nation's largest
churches since its founding pastor, Robert Morris was forced to
step down because.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Well, you know why. Yeah, I wonder what the background
check on this guy was.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
Bet you it was pretty thorough. We're not making that
mistake again. Before a packed auditorium more than four thousand
people Who's South Lake Campus pastor Daniel Floyd and his
wife Tammy, also a pastor, were prayed over by Gateways
elders and invited guests. Service comes sixteen months after founding
pastor Robert Morris announced he was stepping down. That decision
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followed allegations by Cindy Clemenshire, a now adult woman, who
accused Morris of sexually abusing her multiple times at her
home in Oklahoma when she was twelve years old.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Such a disgusting god.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
An Oklahoma grand jury indicted Morris on five counts of
lewd and indecent acts with the He pleaded not guilty
and faces of another court hearing next month.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
And I hope he goes away for a while. That'll
teach you that, all right.
Speaker 8 (53:09):
Bow from the OOPS file, a backseat passenger and an
F fifteen Eagle belonging to the one hundred and fourth
fighter Wing, appears to have accidentally ejected himself from the
aircraft while he was on the ground at Barnes Air
National Guard Base in Westfield, Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Recently, there is.
Speaker 8 (53:31):
A video on social media and you can see a
puff of smoke seen whafting from the backseat of the
F fifteen as it continues to taxi down the runway.
The canopy was blown off during the ejection sequence. It's
lying on the eagles left wing, and the passenger appears
to be crawling next to the runway near what looks
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like a parachute. Now, the pilot of the F fifteen,
which flew with the call sign rambo one, reported the
ejection of the back theater and then declared a ground
emergency at the airport. This was followed by them shutting
down the runway and directing the aircraft to bacate stopped
while they coordinated emergency crews to try and help the passenger.
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They didn't say whether he was seriously injured or not.
But you see him crawling on the side of the runway.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
How embarrassing this yet less start when you screw up
like that?
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, and I think they have audio of him saying,
what's this? But before.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Here?
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Oh you guys, I'm so excited. Screw worms are back
in the news.
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Oh listen, man, I had to deal with screwworms when
I was in.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
F F A are yours.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
He's gotta pull him out of your steer whatever?
Speaker 2 (54:44):
There was a freaking foo file story. Awhile ma, I
think so? Well, check this out, all right.
Speaker 13 (54:49):
The US is planning to spend a huge chunk of
money to keep flesh eating maggots.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
From crossing the border into America.
Speaker 13 (54:57):
They put together seven hundred and fifty million dollars fund
and a factory in southern Texas to breed billions of
sterile flies, and apparently that's going to solve the problem.
Ramping up its efforts to keep flesh eating naggots that
are in Mexico from crossing the border and damaging the
American cattle industry.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
They're kind of like the ice agents of the insect world.
I guess.
Speaker 13 (55:18):
Oh, okay, Yeah, The US Department of Agriculture hops to
be producing and releasing a sterile male.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
New World screw worm, our superhero.
Speaker 13 (55:28):
The screwworm flies into the wild within a year in
the new factory and more Air Force base right outside
of Edinburgh that's about twenty miles from the Texas Mexi border.
Now the US Okay, the US plans to deploy one
hundred million in technology, fly traps, fly lures, step up
border patrols by guys on horseback that are called, you
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ready for this tick riders?
Speaker 2 (55:54):
How can you sit on a little tick like that?
Speaker 4 (55:56):
Right?
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Very small saddle bag. It makes for a great picture
the mind.
Speaker 10 (56:00):
Though.
Speaker 13 (56:00):
They also have dogs that they're training to sniff out
these little flesh eating maggots.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
Now, there's a.
Speaker 13 (56:06):
Report of an infestation about three hundred and seventy miles
from our border with Mexico, So American officials are worried
that if the fly reaches our state, flesh eating maggots
could cause billions in economic losses and cause already record
retail be prices to get even more expensive.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Just what we need. These know.
Speaker 13 (56:26):
The parasite can infest wildlife, it can infest household pets,
and yes, folks, the parasite can infest human beings too.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
Human bean careful not human beans.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
Yeah, well it's something else to worry about. Yeah, all right,
we have tickets to see Pantera dos Pavilions coming up
in the ticket windows on the bow and them show
don't go away.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
Okay, I ain't scarning no reefer refer.
Speaker 4 (56:53):
Reefer lunch Star ninety two five. Okay, let's find out
who want our tickets to go see pan.
Speaker 13 (57:02):
Terry Oh my god, he's still losing his mind because
he wanted Pantera tickets and he just won them three
days before his fifty seventh birthday. Mark McDaniel, congratulations boy birthday.
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Mark. Yeah, happy birthday. Brother.
Speaker 4 (57:17):
Being of birthdays, y'all know the dog. Yeah, brother, he
called and said for me to wish his grandson C. J.
Baker a happy eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
His youngest grandson. Yeah, his baby, little baby grand boy.
Speaker 4 (57:35):
Okay, you know we were talking about screwworms and all this.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
Kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (57:39):
Yeah, well I got another little animal story and it
ain't really cutesie.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
Recently, some rabbits.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
Have been seen around the Murca with horns growing out
of there. Yes, they are caused by a viral infection.
Don't get one of them things near me, man, I
don't want no horns brought all.
Speaker 8 (58:00):
They have jacalobes in Texas. The rabbits with the antelopea.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
I think those are just on postcards. Those are those
are fake? They're not rare.
Speaker 13 (58:09):
The I guess they're messed up there, like the walking
dead of rabbits.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
Well, I don't want no horns on my head, y'all
call me horny every time I walked through the work. Besides,
none of my hats hauld fit right anyway. They call
the condition rabbit popolomas, which are growths caused by the
cottontail rabbit papaloma virus.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
Colorado Parks and Wildlife saying on its website that some
people in the state have reported several of these strange
sightings of these bizarre horned rabbits running around.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
That's like an std that pamp Rush the war Well
who said rabbits can't be sluts, just like human being.
That's why they say they multiplied like rabbits. That's right, geez.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
The department says they growths don't harm the rabbits unless
they interfere with the animal's ability to eat and drink.
Speaker 2 (59:03):
I still don't want one near me.
Speaker 4 (59:04):
I don't want to get that papolo ma lameluma.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Get them away from me. Wow.
Speaker 4 (59:11):
Okay, tomorrow's toy box Tuesday. I got some goodies planned
for you.
Speaker 2 (59:16):
And if you think of.
Speaker 4 (59:17):
A blast on the past you want us to whoop out,
will do it for you.
Speaker 8 (59:21):
And coming up and around eight minutes, we have your
first of three chances today to win a trip to
Vegas to our iHeartRadio Music Festival September nineteenth and twentieth.
You're gonna get to see Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams, John Fogerty,
and many many more live in concert at Tmobile Arena
in Vegas. Plus, we're gonna hook you up with one
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Speaker 4 (59:47):
Lone Star ninety two five rock and roll band. That's
exactly what they are, Yes, they are, and that's why
they're on this goofy ass show. So Monday, hope everybody
had a great week end. So when you get to
work today you're thinking, oh man, that weekend went by
too fast. So let's talk time wasters. So you don't
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have to start to work.
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Right out of the box.
Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
So you can pretend you're working, because you can go
online right now to the Bow and Them show page
at lune Star ninety two five dot com and just
pretend you're working.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
You tell Miss Research, Yes.
Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
Absolutely, Bo, the who launched the song is over the
North American Farewell Tour in Florida over the weekend. The
one big surprise was their first ever performance of Going
Mobile from nineteen seventy one's Who's Next. It's a staple
of Roger Daltrey show and it was sung by Pete
Townsend's younger brother, Simon Townsend, who sings it in Daltrey's
(01:00:41):
band Now. Daltrey has long been in favor of introducing
unplayed or rarely played songs.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
To their set list during show.
Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
Now, here's Roger Daltrey talking about how he puts together
the set list with very little input from Pete Townsend.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
This is a fact, it has to be said.
Speaker 15 (01:00:59):
He doesn't ditict as much time to thinking about the
shows as either. And it's as simple as that. And
I like to listen to what the fans say. You
just get an idea of what we've never done that
one live, and let's give it a try and see
how it goes down. And it's just a matter of
stressing yourself out a bit, even if it's only for
two songs a night. It's that little thing that just
(01:01:20):
keeps it fresh.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
The Who are doing a total of seventeen shows now
through September twenty eighth, No Texas dates on the tour's
Wrang with John I don't know, but their final show
is going to be in Las Vegas on September twenty eight,
so you may want to make a plan for that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
David Lee Roth took a shot at Sammy Hagar's recent
song encore thank You good Night, which Sammy said was
inspired by a dream that he had about Eddie van Halen.
Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
So here is David Lee Roth last week performing in
Hampton Beach, New Hampshire.
Speaker 7 (01:01:57):
I don't know what the yards are.
Speaker 12 (01:02:00):
Last night it ghost VIGNI and he had visited me
at the hotel.
Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
I was watching the weather the door and he came
in and he was laughing.
Speaker 12 (01:02:13):
I said, what is your do now? He said, day day?
I said, your man into his accents. Day He said, David,
you know that song I gave? Hego said what now?
He said, it's actually in the gutag of need a backwards.
Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Don't tell him this stays in this room and laughed.
Speaker 12 (01:02:49):
We share a ghost cigarette. And I hugged my brother
in and I said, man, do I miss you? And
he said I miss you too.
Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
Dad. He said, but you know what, you should still
go to hell?
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
And I said, say David Lee Roth is so funny.
I'm sorry. We've got the clip of him doing that
up on our page.
Speaker 8 (01:03:09):
David Lee Roth's tour comes to Lucas Oil Live at
Windstar Wars Casino Friday, August twenty ninth. Thirty eight Special
have released a new song, Slightly Controversial, featuring Train's Pat Monahan.
It is the second single off their album Milestone, which
is going to be out September nineteenth. You want to
check it out, we have it up on our page. Also,
Eagles co founder and former guitarist Bernie Leaden has a
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new album, Too Late to Be Cool, which is going
to be out October tenth, and he's released just a
little a new single off that album, which we have
up on our page. And this was so sad to
hear over the weekend, and you spoke about it earlier.
Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Bo.
Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
We just talked about this guy on Askus Stuff Day.
Ronnie Rondell Junior, the stuntman set on fire in one
of the most famous album covers in rock history, Pink
Floyd's Wish You Were Here, passed.
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Away over the weekend. We have that full story up
about him and all the roles that he played, not
just being on Pink Floyd's cover. Well he was a
big famous stunt guy. Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
Finally, a dad's push up punishment for his son has
gone viral. I don't know how your dad punished to you,
but this dad, when his son told the mom to chill,
he made his son to a bunch of push ups
and it divided the internet over the weekend. Some people
praised him for his punishment, others think he went too far.
(01:04:27):
We have the full story along with the video up
and you can check it out on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
I'm glad my dad disciplined me that way.
Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Yeah, he just whooped my ass all Dallas four Worst
Classic Rock lone.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Star ninety five.
Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
That's the end of a Monday, one down, four to go, touchdown,
And you know what I'm really looking forward to what
Labor Day weekend? Oh yeah, college football will be go
and in FL is gonna start. Cowboys gonna kick it
off as we played them.
Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
He got a really tough schedule. Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 8 (01:05:12):
Scary that we're kicking off the season against Philadelphia in
Philadelphia because that means we most likely are going to
start the season off with the loss.
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Well, don't we tell you that? What's wrong with you? Girl?
Speaker 13 (01:05:25):
Is it really a loss? If Shaq's gonna wear a
dress in front of his Vegas.
Speaker 8 (01:05:29):
Restaurant, he said he was only gonna do it if
they Cowboys win the super Bowl. If they if they
don't go to the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Now, oh what he says, kind of changing.
Speaker 13 (01:05:41):
It out what he said, gotta get by the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Oh, Shack.
Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
I saw that on social media over the weekend where
he kind of changed it up.
Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Because everybody wants to see you wearing that damn dress man.
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
That slack shack. I just want to see those second see.
Speaker 16 (01:06:00):
Legs of his Oh well, you stop with the sex
and legs for god, saying sarcastic the tree trunks, big
old stumps walking around with pants legs on them.
Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Yeah, yeah, okay. So coming up next is our after
show decompression session where we'll just sit here and flap
our gums and we'll decompress because sometimes towards the end
of the show you cut.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
And you want.
Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Today, especially on a Monday. But then I know, wait,
do you hear that?
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Hear that?
Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
No, that's my pillow calling me saying where the hell
are you Bow get home so we'll see on the
after show, and we'll see you tomorrow for a toy
Bocks Tuesday. I hey between the beds bag Bye.
Nothing is more embarrassing than breaking wind while being tased.
That's why there's taser Seltzer, because no one deserves to
sound like a Harley on Taco night. I used to
dread my monthly taser training. Now with Taser Seltzer, I
just smiling. Take the shock. No more embarrassing too. Taser
seltzer the drink that keeps you from sounding like a
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foghorn when the juice hits.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Look.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I've been tased more times than I can count, but
the farts those were the real crime. Taser Seltzer fixed it,
simple as that. Taser Seltzer. Stay shocking, stay silent.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm going to say a word, and I want you
to say the first thing that comes to mind.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Bran brain.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You said mine, and I said, Brian, Yeah, but we
haven't even started yet.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, sorry, school school teacher, teacher. Okay, I don't think
you understand this. I don't need you to repeat what
I say. I need you to say the first thing
that comes to mind. What you say is the first
thing that comes to my mind? Well, I need you
to say the next thing that comes to mind. So
the second thing.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
If the second thing that comes to mind is the
thing that works in your mind.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Then let's do that thing. Father, tired, mother, bald excuse me?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Sorry, I was still my father.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Thank god, I thought you had a bald mother. Okay,
I'm gonna make it a little similar for you. Slow fast,
dumb sucker, punk.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Chunk, idiot, fool you what chicken butt?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Put it in a cup, go around the corner and
lock it up. Oh wait a minute, number one, step forward,
I'm Batman. Number two. Step forward, I'm Batman number three.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Step forward, number three, number three, repeat the phrase please.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Really you want me to say it? You want me
to say.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
It, to say the words?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, come on, man, I got things to do.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Fine, Yeah, it's not gonna cut it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What you gotta be kidding me? Yeah, I can distinctly
change your voice.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
No I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Ye, I'm pretty we all heard it. Yeah, so stop
whining and say it again. Guys, I'm Batman again. Please
iman again. Quit messing around. I gotta take my kids
soccer practice in the morning. I don't want to be
here all night. Now say the phrase jo in English? Please?
Speaker 7 (02:26):
What just because I have a little class?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Number three? You have no class. You're a lunatic in
hockey pads. I'll not wear an archepad. Why does everyone
think you wear hockey pads?
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Do I look like a goalie?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, I'm much more than that. Whatever got them to be?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
And that isn't that a little curve at you here?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just starts the show. I'm batman.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I kind of figured that's what it says. Well, is
it just me? Or was that weekend a little shorter
than usually?
Speaker 8 (03:03):
Oh my gosh, it just zoomed by.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I know it always does. We get in here on
Monday mornings. Damn, that weekend went by to wa too fast.
Oh and uh, anybody watched the Cowboy game? Yeah, uh,
I'm a little concerned.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I know it don't count, but day season game. It
was funny to me after the game how everybody was going,
whose is the same tube? There's so blah blah blah blah.
This season's over. We'll wait till next year.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And ago.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
It's a preseason game. They didn't have any of the starters.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
No, but it still made me a little concern. Only
two first downs and the whole first half.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Boy Mingo is injured.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, Lord problems.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
If it ain't one thing, it's another.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
I know this is why we don't use starters in
preseason exactly, you only.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Get them hurt. When is that gonna play? We were wrong?
Speaker 9 (04:03):
No, it hurts.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
How long until we throw down against the Eagles?
Speaker 10 (04:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Uh? September fourth?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Hell fire son two and a half weeks, two and
a half something like that.
Speaker 11 (04:13):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Are we gonna have our little tailgate party here? Yes,
we are.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
A doghouse is going to be bringing us some hot
dogs and dogs and.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Mike Jucys to the joint us.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
All right, Jim, and let's see what we're celebrating today.
It is National Bad Poetry Day every day. Here's my
bad appointment. Don't rhyme thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, there's bad poetry. Wasn't that you did very well
though we weren't even a high coup. Here's my appointment.
Don't rhyme thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Uh stay home with your kids day? Sure, just call
your boss. I heard the boweling them, Joe both stay
home with kids. I guess I'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Back to school time just started.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I know I was gonna say, shouldn't your kids be
in school?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's wacky?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
What are you gonna do is go up to home
room class and sit with him there's also a Male
Order Catalog day.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh man, when was the last time you saw one
of those?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
About two days ago? Really, y'all have any idea how
many times I see a truck or a van pull
up at my house? I got a package war Never Robert,
he still gets all that Oh God magazine. He keeps
the mail Order catalog folks in business. It is never
give Up day, that's right, Never give up, never surrender.
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That's from galaxy quests, by the way, with Tim Allen, also.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
He Discovery Day. It's Discovery Day.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
That's stuff that first made scientists say, listen, how this
makes my voice sound? Watch what happened when I put
them in a balloon?
Speaker 8 (05:47):
There's a shortage of helium, by the way, that's right.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
What's going on with the war? A shortage of helium.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
They've used it all up just so they can make
funny voices.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And balloons more than and and he will ever use
it a lot of time. It is national number two
pencil Day. Has anybody ever had a number one pencil day?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Even they do exist, but apparently they're very soft.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Well, just so you'll know, if a pencil has a
lower number than to it means it has softer graphite core,
a softer point, a darker shade.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But I could clip that up for you, Thank you,
thank you. It is Baby Boomer's Recognition Day. Hell yeah,
give it up for.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Us, Old beth to town. We're here as entertainment for
you young punks, so get.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Out of my yard. We're the ones that have ruined
the world for you.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh yeah, and these gen zas will be the first
to tell you it was all the Boomers National roller
Coaster Day to put me on the tighten at six Flags.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh yeah, buddy.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
And I know what's for lunch today? It's National Faheida Day?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh yeah, ye. What's the best tortilla? Man?
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Is that?
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Go to places you love their beefahitas. They're so tasty
and so look.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Delect Well, there's so many places you could go to
get some, and I'm gonna find one of them today,
get it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Bo Roberts.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
All right, hey, look at sports of all sorts coming up.
Then of course we got the freaking pool file. Also
Dennis Runaway from Alice.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Cooper Day's joining.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
He's gonna give us a buzz here later on. Wow,
and the bitch Adam way ain't coming in the studio
this time like that.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Also, pick your ticket at seven to fifty. We have
tickets to see Rodney Carrington or Panterah.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So let's do the work straight. Well, good come.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Dallas Hot Worst Classic Rock Clone Star ninety two five
Monday morning. We made it, got a whole week ahead
of us. But we shall persevere. Absolutely, yes we will.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
Okay, tis brought to you by the will Heide Law Firm.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Injury lawyers go to will high wins dot com.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Well you may remember this guy's name, Former Cowboy Cooper Rush.
Yeah sure, threw a touchdown pass and a pick six
in his return to AT and T Stadium, and rookie
Tyler Loup kicked five field goals as the Baltimore Ravens
beat the Dallas Cowboys thirty one to thirteen on Saturday night. Now,
if you watch the game, you probably know that the
Cowboys offense was pathetic, especially in the first half. The
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only touchdown was that pick six that cornerback Andrew Booth
picked off Rush and returned at forty yards for touchdown.
The Ravens out game the Cowboys two hundred and seventy
three yards to thirty one yards in building an eighteen
to seven halftime lead. They ran fifty plays to the
Cowboys nineteen plays sad and the first half, and the
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Ravens total sixteen first half first downs. The Cowboys had
two two whole first downs in the first half. Looks
like we're gonna need Brandon Aubrey as much as we
needed him last year when the Cowboys offense couldn't do
squat Aubrey kitfield goals of forty seven and thirty six
yards for the Cowboys.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Now.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I know it's just preseason and it doesn't count. They're
not going to play the starters, but a performance like
that doesn't give us Cowboy fans much hope for the
upcoming season. Let's hopefully it'll get better. The final preseason
game will be this Friday at seven o'clock from Jerry
World against the Atlanta Falcons. After that, every game counts
from here on out, with the first game of the
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season on Thursday, September fourth against them.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh hush, kids, Eagles.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Well, we should find out today about Jonathan Mingo. You know,
he injured himself in the preseason game on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
I didn't see Dak Prescott and Cooper Rush hugging.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Oh yeah, they had that on social media, and then
one of the comments after the hug was Cooper rush
is whispering in Dak's ear. It's so great to be
on a team that wins.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
All right.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
In other sports news, Lamar Jackson and Troy Aikman have
ended their legal battle with the Baltimore Ravens Quarterbacks representation
withdrawing his challenge of the Dallas Cowboys Legends trademark application
of the word eight. Both players have worn the number
eight during their football careers. Of course, Troy Aikman won
a couple of Super Bowls with his number eight, with
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both wanting to use the number to sell their brands
of merchandise. Jackson's withdrawal was made in a court filing
with the US Patent and Trademark Office. The filings also
state the withdrawal did not come with Troy Aikman's consent,
which signals that the former quarterback likely would have been
favored in this case, classifying the withdrawal as with prejudice.
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Jackson is now unable to sue Troy Aikman for the
same thing in the future.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
You can't get a trademark on a number.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, exactly, thank you.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Both or gummy, We're gonna have to have the courts
all fix this up, right.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Can you imagine what a hot mess that would be?
Speaker 13 (11:09):
Listen to this In Lubbock, Texas, a new Big twelve
rule could lead to a downturn in area tortilla sale.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Oh yes, I heard they don't want them to throw
tortillas at the game, though they don't.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Clean as a mess. I get it, And you.
Speaker 13 (11:27):
Know it's tortillas out in Lubbock or probably may with
a lot of love, handmade love. I don't know if
i'd want my tortillas being thrown out on the field.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Eat the damn things. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
Big twelve Athletic directors voted fifteen to one to change
an existing game management policy for throwing objects onto the
field during game time. The team will receive a warning
for the first two violations. The third violation can result
in fifteen yard penalties. And for those of you that
don't know, at Texas Tech fans throw tortillas onto the
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field during costs to start the game, and at the
start of the second half they throw another batch of
tortillas out there. Then usually during other things like bad
calls by the officials. More tortillas that's no longer allowed.
I can imagine he gets kind of nasty out there,
and the birds start flying around trying to pick it
all up.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
They have to clean it up. Delay on that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 13 (12:20):
It probably gets gross. Rained on tortillas doesn't sound sexy either. However,
it seems that Texas Tech isn't going to let a
new rule getting away of their fun. So athletic director
Kirby Hocut posted to social media Red Raiders the rules
can change.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
But our tradition will not. That's right.
Speaker 13 (12:36):
Red Raider fans apparently are going to keep on throwing tortillas.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Al Right, I give him a penalty or not. We
can take fifteen yards? Sure, why not then?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Marcus Spears Junior, the son of former Cowboys defensive end
and current ESP analysts. Marcus Spears, has been ranked the
nation's top basketball prospect in the class of two thoghs
twenty seven by Sports Center. He's a sixteen year old
six foot eight power forward a dynamic prep in Dallas,
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and has rated a five star recruit by twenty four
to seven Sports. He holds the number one spot at
his position and overall in Texas. He's already received offers
from several major programs, including Houston, Kentucky, Tennessee, USSE and
his hometown SMU Mustangs. Athletic success or runs deep in
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the Spears family. His father, of course, went nine season
in the NFL, mostly with the Cowboys and later with
the Ravens after starring at LSU. Now His mother, Elisha
or Aisha anyway, played basketball at LSU, where the two met,
and later played in the WNBA. His oldest sister, Macaria,
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is a standout volleyball player who plays for the Texas Longhorns.
There's a lot of good sports blood in that family.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
A day after being blown out by the Toronto Blue
Jays fourteen to two, the Rangers bounced back yesterday in Toronto.
Marcus Simeon homered and scored twice in his return to
the lineup. Nathan Valdi worked seven innings won his seventh
straight decision as the Rangers beat the Blue Jays ten
to four to avoid a three games sweep. Wyatt Langford
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and Evan Carter each hit two run homers, and Corey
Seeger added a solo shot as the Rangers snapped a
four game skid.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It wasn't all good news, though.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
Rangers first baseman Jake Berger is headed home to Texas
for tests on his sword left wrist. He left yesterday's
game after six innings because of the risk issue. He's
expected to miss at least two or three games, according
to Rangers manager Bruce Bochie. Burger has already been sidelined
by two injuries this season. This would be his third.
The Rangers are in Kansas City tonight to begin a
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four game series against the Royals. First pitch tonight will
be at six forty and you can watch the game
on the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Wow Over.
Speaker 13 (14:57):
In the PGA, Scotti Scheffler had an awfully good Sunday. Yes,
good old Scotty Scheffler, who was such a good sport
in Billy Madison two. Most of his on camera time
was spent in jail Oh really, Scotti. Scheffler raised a
four shot deficit in five holes time yesterday that carried
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him to a victory in the BMW Championship. That's PGA
Tour title number five for the jail Bird, and Scheffler
closed with a three under sixty seven for a two
shot victory. He became the first player since Tiger Woods
to win at least five times on the PGA Tour
in consecutive years, and it's not over for homeboy Scotty either.
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He leads the thirty players who advanced to the Tour
Championship at east Lake with a chance to become the
first repeat FedEx Cup champion since the series began all
the way back in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Scotty Comest, a ten year old British girl, landed a
spot at the top of the chess world in a
historic turn of the events. Bohanna savignandn easy for you
to say, I mean I probably got it wrong, but
I mean I can't do. She became the youngest female
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player to ever defeat a chess Grandmaster at the twenty
twenty five British Chess Championships in Liverpool. She beat sixty
year old Peter Wells at the competition's final last Sunday.
She's about six months younger than the American who previously
held the record in twenty nineteen. According to the International
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Chess Federation, Bohana is now considered an international Master of
the game, just one wrong below Grandmaster. At just eight
years old, she was named the best female player at
the European blitz Chess Championships in Croatia.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Her she's so bored, she's smart.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
She became the youngest person ever to represent England internationally.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
The following year.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Lawrence Trent, and English chess Master, described her as one
of the greatest talents I've seen in recent memory. She
told the BBC last year that she began playing when
she was five during the COVID nineteen pandemic lockdowns. Eight
years old and she's kicking everybody there. Clone Star ninety
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two five. Hey, we'll take a look at Tenseltown and
Bill's headlines from Hollywood. But now it is starting for
the freaking full File, I laughed. But this is serious, okay.
A Southwest Airlines pilot was pulled out of his cockpit
and arrested on allegations that he tried to fly after
having watch of Zinks, but he.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Said it wasn't his fault.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
He blamed nicotine patches when police told him he smelled
of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
It was the nicotine patches.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Well, those little pouch things that you put in your mouth,
the ridiculous stuff. David Alsop was minutes away from going
wheels up at the helmet flight thirty seven seventy two
out of Savannah. Hilton had International Airport bound for Chicago
midway when airport police confronted him on the jetway at
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Gate two. When asked if he'd been drinking recently, he
said ten hours ago. He had a few beers. Define
a few beers, said officer Josiah Best, A few beers,
like they were light beers. Yeah, a miller life.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
That's like.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I'm sure some of the officers probably had the hole
back a laugh after that one. The officer said, I
can smell an older consistent with an alcoholic beverage. That's
when Alceup took out a nicktin pouch out of his mouth,
dropped it, picked it up and showed everybody around, and
then put it back in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
He did, Yes, he did, O my god.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Alsup eventually consented to field sobriety test, which he failed
miserably after almost falling over a few times when asking.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
To stand on one leg.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
That sad, plus his bloodshot eyes didn't help his case either.
He was removed from duty immediately after the alleged incident
and no longer employed by Southwest Airlines. The airline said
in a statement, you know you can wait till you
get to your destination before you get all sought faced.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
You know what I mean? Please do Softfest Airlines were
changing the name all right.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Heading back to school could be a stressful time of
year for kids and obviously for teachers as well. A
middle school teacher in spring Hill, Florida, right outside of
Tampa's facing charges after he apparently got drunk between classes
and crashed his car into a fence.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
In the school's parking lot.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
A campus police officer found that thirty two year old
English teacher identified as Philip Sire passed out behind the
wheel with his car still in gear. It happened around
eleven forty five in the morning on the second day
of the school year. They thought it was some kind
of medical issue at first, but then they saw a
bunch of single serving alcohol bottles in the car next
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to him. He refused to have his blood tested at
the hospital, but a cop noted that he smelled of
alcohol pouches.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
The cops posted about it on Facebook. Several people left
comments saying they were shocked because mister Sire, the English teacher,
is an excellent teacher. Sire was charged with driving under
the influence and this isn't his first time being in trouble.
He also had a DUI back in two thoy fourteen.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
He may need to be going back to rehab.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Well, you know, I know being a teacher is stressful,
but damn yeah.
Speaker 13 (20:50):
Right man, a man, any pilot, a teacher liking to
pull the cork and having to look for another job
because of it.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
You guys want one more drunk story on the freaking fool.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Foll Oh shit, I had a lot of drinking going
on here.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Let's rounded out.
Speaker 13 (21:05):
An Illinois man probably wishes he could travel back in
time and undo the poor drunken decision he made to
drive while intoxicated. He's twenty eight and yes, his name
is Michael J.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Fox. I was afraid you are gonna not that Michael J. Fox.
Speaker 13 (21:23):
He drove drunk, got arrested after leading police on a
high speed chase, possibly trying to get up to about
eighty eight miles an hour so he could go back.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
In time and escape the cops like the real Michael J. Fox.
Speaker 13 (21:35):
Police say it all started with a hit and run
in West Chicago, tough place to get in trouble with
the cops. When police tried to stop and Fox stepped
on the gas. He led officers on the big chase.
Eventually it ended when he ran a red light and
slammed into another BF goal with two people inside. They
were taken to the hospital with minor injuries. Thankfully, the
cops took Fox into custody and noticed clear signs of
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intoxication and unopen bottle in the car. He got a
breathalyzer back at the station before they stuffed him in
a jail cell. His blood alcohol limit was three times
the legal damn.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Has a lot of drinking going on. Yeah, times tough Roberts.
I'll be careful.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
If you're pulling a cork, well, I'm gonna switch it
off here, Okay, okay. A Tanzanian man who came to
the hospital complaining of pain and puss discharge from his
right nipple was shocked.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
To learn what was wrong with him. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
He found out that he had been living with a
large knife blade lodged in his chest for eight years.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, and he had no idea.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
It was there.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It was in his chest. Yes.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
The forty four year old, generally healthy man came to
the hospital with a ten day long history of white
puss discharge. From his right nipple ouch. He denied any
chest pain, no difficulty breathing, cough for fever, but he
was asked if he had anything notable to tell the doctors.
He thought for a moment and said, hm, oh, yeah,
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I was in a violent altercation eight years earlier when
someone attacked me and stabbed me with a knife. Cut
me in my face, my back, my chest, and my abdomen. Well,
doctors said, go get the X ray machine and the
x ray exam. They were shocked to see a giant
knife blade lodged in the man's chest that had been
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there for eight years, and this guy had no idea
it was there. Somehow, the knife blade miraculously managed to
dislodge any major organs and not hit them even more Bizarres.
The knife caused the forty four year old patient no
discomfort of any kind for so long easy. The puss
was a result of the dead tissue that built up
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around the foreign algy. I don't even like to say
the word puss. I'm I'm just gonna say juices. Yeah,
I guess it was. Following the shocking discovery, the knife
was carefully extracted during surgery. How can you live for
eight years with a knife in your chest and you
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don't know it's there.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
It's like those people with a bullet in their head
and they don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, but those people, you can usually tell they've got
a bullet in their head by the way they act.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Hey, coming up next hour, you get to pick your ticket,
and this week you can pick between tickets to see
the very Fudney Rodney Carrington. He's coming to will Rogers
Memorial Center in Fort Worth September fifth, or you can
pick tickets to see Pantera Joseki's Pavilion September third.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Bo has a fun way for you to win. Coming
up around seven fifty here.
Speaker 8 (24:38):
On the Bow and Them show on Dallas Fort Worth's
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Oh dammit, I lost my religion, or I wouldn't have
said damn it, Just Dallas Fort Worth Classic Crook. You're
so silly lone Star ninety two five. You want to
hear something silly?
Speaker 11 (24:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
There's a bathroom here in North Texas that is a
finalist for the twenty twenty five America's Best Restroom contest.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Well that's better than the worst restaurant. Who wouldn't want
to win.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
A contest like that, I ask you, I will make
you so proud while you're pinching a lofa. Tatsu is
up against eight other public restrooms from across the United
States for the title of America's Best Room in Centa's
twenty fourth annual competition. Sinta says every detail at Tatsu,
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including the restroom, from the crystal clear mirrors to the
polished fixtures and the spotless and elegant space, echoes the
meticulous care shown throughout the meal.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
What meal are you supposed to eat while you're hunkering
and pinching a load? That's gross. BUCkies didn't make the list.
BUCkies is in there somewhere.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I mean, you're supposed to eat something while you're There's
a time to eat a meal and a time to
pass the meal through you fudge tunnel, and they shouldn't
be at the same time.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Well, I guess Tatsu. Whose is a fancy restaurant in Dallas?
Speaker 12 (26:02):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (26:02):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I guess French restaurant?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Now make people have to go to the bathroom after
they That's what Tatsu stands for. The new Bronzevills, Texas
BUCkies restroom won the contest in twenty twelve, No other
Texas restroom has won the coveted title. The Silver Turred
Golden Crappers throw silver third and in some of those
restrooms ain't going there. And I'll get you some good head.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Lines from Hollywood. There we go. That's just clarified that.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Please, what's got sicked by God?
Speaker 11 (26:44):
Sling it?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
What's your guy for that?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Well?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
The movie Weapons scared its way to the top of
the box office.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Again this weekend.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Bo the movie earned twenty five million dollars in its
second week out, beating Freak Here Friday with Jamie Lee
Curtis and Lindsay Lohan, which came in second.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
And newcomer Nobody Too, the.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
Action thriller with Bob Odenkirk, came in third at the
box office. Taylor Swift might have hinted at headlining the
Super Bowl halftime show last week boy when she was
on boyfriend Travis Kelsey's podcast New Heights Now. During the
interview with Travis and his brother Jason Kelsey, Taylor said,
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and follow me here. She is obsessed with sourdough bread
and she talks about it sixty percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Sourdough bread.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
Okay, super Bowl sixty will go down at Levi Stadium,
home of the San Francisco forty nine ers, and their
mascot is sour dough.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Sam Oham. There you have it.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
There's your head toward there's your Easter egg. Well, Hollywood
lost a couple of stars over the weekend. Yesterday we
found out that British actor Terence Stamp, who played the
batty General Zod opposite Christopher Ee in Superman and Superman two,
had died.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Who is this Superman? You find out General?
Speaker 12 (28:07):
And when you do come to me, Superman, if you
dare I the fire come.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Z Oh, you had to say it one more times.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
Neal Karen Zamp was eighty seven. And on Friday, fans
of the soap opera General Hospital were devastated to find
out that Tristian Rogers, who played Robert Scorpio on the
soap since nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Had passed away.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
I loved General Hospital and I loved Robert Scorpio. He
announced in mid July that he was battling lung cancer.
Christian Rogers was seventy nine. Wait, now, didn't he play
a spy on their.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yes, it was the head of the WSB, the World
Security Bureau. Ooh yes cool.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
His last appearance was in July, and you could say
that he was very, very frail when he made his
last appearance.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Rest in peace, Tristan.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Rogers, Austin Butler may have won a Golden Globe for
playing Elvis, but he's not too big to get behind
the bar in East Austin and serve up drinks. Austin
Butler was in Austin last week to promote his upcoming
movie Caught Stealing, and he was spotted all over the
state capitol. First, he did a Q and A with
Matthew McConaughey at Alamo Draft House in Austin. Then he
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grabbed some tacos at Torchies Tacos.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Finally, he went to Dirty.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Bills in East Austin and he served as bartender back. Fortunately,
though he didn't do any dancing in case he hadn't heard.
Austin Butler went viral for his dorky dance moves at
a recent Bad Bunny concert in Puerto Rico. Bad Bunny
actually co stars with him in the movie Caught Stealing,
and Austin went to support him, but it was his
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dance moves that got all the attention.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I mean, while y'all ain't gonna get me out on
no dance. He was really dorky. You're doing the dance.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Austin Butler told Jimmy Fallon last week that edibles are
to blame. He said he was given an edible right
before the Bad Bunny Show in Puerto Rico, and he
thought it would be a good idea, but obviously it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Camp And that's your head lines from.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Hollywood, Dallas fors classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
You know, we were just talking about this guy a
couple of weeks ago on Asca Stuff Day, a guy
named Ronnie Rondell Junior, a Hollywood stuntman whose feet spanned
Western's sci fi blockbuster film and the cover of Pink
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Floyd's album Wish You Were Here. He died at the
age of eighty eight. He's the guy that's on fire
shaking the other guy's.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Hand on the cover.
Speaker 8 (30:53):
I remember the question for Aska Stuff was is it
a real person?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
And if so, who is it? And we just answered
it a couple of weeks ago. That's right. Oh, they
didn't have the digital special effects back then.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Now, Over his long career, he became a ficure in
both film and television, remembered for taking on risks that
a lot of other stuntmen refused to undertake. He didn't care.
He was a natural athlete. He excelled in gymnastics, springboard
diving and later scuba diving during his service in the Navy.
Skills that translated into the physically demanding world of stunt performance.
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Wouldn't do that for all the money in the world.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
No.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
By the late fifties and early sixties, he's already doubling
actors in television westerns and sci fi films and adventure series.
Audiences may have spotted him in films like Blazing Saddles.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, I don't know where.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
He was lethal Weapon and in the seventies and eighties
his expertise led him into stunt coordination, where he oversaw
the action on TV shows like Charlie's Angels and Fantasy Island.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
And his son went into the same line of work.
He was in charge of Matrix Relow and that was
his last movie.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
That He was one of the most respected guys in
the stunt world, right up there with Dar Robinson, who
is considered the best stunt man of all time.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
But he's not a Pink Floyd album covering. But this guy,
sorry to say, he's Mulio. Is that right, Mullio? Oh
that reminds me.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Look, it's Monday, and it's now time for and a
Monday Morning Mexican Word of the Day from.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
My ancestors in Monterrain will on Mexico.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Today's Mexican word of the de moo is windy, windy, windy.
Use it in the semmensplease. I'm tired of working.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
I can't wait until I Windy Lottery so that I
can spend all day on the.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Beat Windy lottery. I had to ask, didn't I?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Now it's time for the educational poliol program. Listen and
learn as time for Did you know, for example, what
do the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have over the Washington Generals.
What the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders beat the Harlem Globetrotters on
celebrity family feud?
Speaker 11 (33:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
The Washington Generals are the team that the Harlem Globetrotters
always play and they always lose. They've lost to the
Harlem Globetrotters two thousand, four hundred and ninety five times
in a row on the basketball court before they accidentally
beat them on January fifth, nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
What accidentally beat them?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
I didn't expect a shot to go in? Sorry, medal lark.
Did you know Shaquille O'Neill hit one three pointer in
his nineteen season NBA career one It came in his
fourth season. He ended his career one for twenty two
on three pointers, or five and a half percent.
Speaker 11 (33:59):
God.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Did you know the Colorado Rockies mascot is a triceratops
because a dinosaur ribbone was discovered when their ballpark was
being built in nineteen ninety. Did you know after Julia
Roberts broke off her engagement with Keefer Sutherland in nineteen ninety,
he took up steer roping and became a rodeo tournament winner.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Well, that's a long way to deal with a broken heart.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Did you know Singapore has a government agency to quote
promote marriage and romance and foster opportunities for singles to
interact on social settings. In other words, there'll be your pimp.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
If you really want him.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
He Dallas Forward's classic rock lone Star ninety two five.
There is a new Alice Cooper fiftieth anniversary collection coming out,
and on the phone his bass player, mister Dennis Dunaway,
what's Ben has done the way?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
How you being a friend?
Speaker 11 (34:56):
Been very good? I'm so excited about this new.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
ABU is called The Revenge of Alice Cooper.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Now, who is Coop seeking revenge John who has done
him wrong and pissed him off? Or is there something
that I'm not getting bouh.
Speaker 11 (35:13):
The revenge just directed only to you?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, because I coughed during a silent
song in an Alice Cooper show. Now I'm the jerk off.
I've never had an album named after me though.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
I liked that.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh congratulations, thank you kindly.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
I've told Coop this, and I think I told you
this the last time you were here. That the first
time I saw Alice Cooper, he was in between a
show with Brownsville Station, then it was Alice Cooper, then
it was John Mayol, and you guys freaked me out
right before you came on with John Mayol with Alice
Cooper doing that hypnotizing the audience thing, because that was
(35:53):
the coolest thing.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I've seen in a long time.
Speaker 11 (35:56):
Yeah, hypnotizing the audience while he's getting electrocute.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, it's part of the show. Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 11 (36:05):
You know, people would criticize us for ruining American children
with that show, and yet the kids could go home
and watch horror movies on TV.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
That's okay.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Yeah, Well look what it did to me. I got
into radio. Oh God, help me.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
Oh man, I'm sorry that.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
It's been pretty good, been pretty good to me. I
can't complain.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
You have a great show.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I love it, Dennis.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
The Revenge of Alice Cooper marks the first full length
collaboration in over fifty years for you guys, What has
the reunion been like.
Speaker 11 (36:38):
It's been like so much fun and it's like a
dream happening all over. It's like the original band finally
putting our stamp on our own legacy, and it's unbelievable.
The fan response worldwide is overwhelming. I never expected.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
It fifty years. What took you also long?
Speaker 11 (37:01):
That's what I said to Alice. What's your rush?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, calm down, calm down.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:08):
We used to do two albums a year, and now
we're doing two a century makes sense.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
And now right now you're on the road promoting the album,
and Dennis, you were in Cardiff, Wales with the Alice
Cooper band when you got word that Ozzy Osbourne had died,
like just minutes before you guys hit the stage.
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Yeah, So Johnny Depp showed up at the O two
Arena in London and they decided they're going to do
Paranoid and when they did that song, this whole crowd,
thousands of people were chanting Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy and it
was so moving and so overwhelming and very loud, which
(37:53):
is appropriate for Black Sabbath. And then the original group
came out and joined them for Schools Out Encore. But
the whole thing was just so moving, you know, such
a sad celebration, you know. And then Judas Priest played.
So there's metal that influenced by Black Sabbath, I'm sure.
(38:17):
But it's so great that Ozzie got to do that
final show and he sounded so good.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Now, Coop and you guys were friends with Ozzie, weren't
you for a long time.
Speaker 11 (38:28):
Well, we did shows with Black Sabbath back in the
seventies seventy two in particular, we did several shows opening
for Black Sabbath, and that's a great thing about being
a traveling musician. You run into people here and there,
and next thing you know, your friends.
Speaker 8 (38:46):
Alice Cooper always loves to share stories about the people
that he's met over the years, from Graucho Marx to
salvanor Dolly. Yes, what about you in all the years
that you've been with the Alice Cooper Band, and what
are some of your favorite experiences?
Speaker 11 (39:03):
Oh my god, there's so many, But you mentioned Salvador Dolly.
That was a highlight because Alice and I decided to
start a band when we were in art class together
and we wanted to incorporate surrealism, Salvador Dolly in particular,
and pop art into a rock band. And then when
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we finally got to meet Salvador Dolly in New York
City at Saint Regis Hotel where he lived. At the time,
he was working on this three hundred and sixty degree
hologram of Alice with Salvador Dolly made Alice's brain, And
of course it was at a Chocolate Eclaire and of
course ants crawling all over it. And so I was
(39:47):
to meet Salvador Dolly and I was very nervous. So
I asked this person who was an expert on what
to say when you meet somebody. She helped the band.
She worked for Derek Taylor and then came to work
for us. But I said, Carolin, what what do I
need to know about meeting salvad Or Dullings. She said, easy,
just call him Maestro. And I'm sitting in the Saint
(40:11):
Regis Bar and finally Dolly walks in and he's walking
across the room and I said, Maestro, and he lit
up like all of a sudden, I was the best
friend in the world.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Well, because you knew the right thing to say, because
somebody told you that's.
Speaker 11 (40:31):
Right, And all you needed to know is one word.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
You were never inspired to grow a mustache like Salvador Dolly.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, because you'd have to curl it up on the
side or it wouldn't count.
Speaker 12 (40:43):
You know.
Speaker 11 (40:44):
When I when I cut my hair, I saved some
of it, and my wife and I went to a
couple of great costume balls with artists, and I glued
some of my hair on my upper lip and made.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
So I was sold.
Speaker 11 (41:00):
Salvador Dolly and Cindy was my vision. So she was
She was all white with white makeup and white dress.
And everything. You couldn't even take a picture of her.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
It just looked like a ghost.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
So she was my vision.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Well, The Revenge of Alice Cooper available now in stores.
Dennis done Away basis for the original Cooper Band. When
are you coming back to town? So we didn't have
you in the studio again?
Speaker 11 (41:26):
Oh my gosh, hopefully soon. I don't mind getting up
early when it's hanging out with people like you.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Come on now, Well, Dennis, we can't wait for you
to come back and tell Coop.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
We all said hello here.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
Okay, I do hope to be back there this year sometime.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Awesome. Well, come on in.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Your chair is already and nobody's been farting in it
that we know of.
Speaker 11 (41:52):
Yeah, okay, I'll lead some beans and come on.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Thanks, it's all reserved for you.
Speaker 8 (42:00):
Yeah, well, auction off the chair afterwards for charity.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Charity, get it, Dennis, Thanks for calling man.
Speaker 11 (42:08):
Okay, I had fun. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Rock on Dallas.
Speaker 7 (42:12):
You were listening to the Bow and Them show.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Classic rock. Yeah it does.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I love the Burgess Meredith Penguin.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
He's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
In fact, we used to have a guy that called
us all the time. His name was the Penguin Man
because every time we answer the phony, go.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
That's awesome. Okay.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
I have a chance for you to pick your ticket.
You can choose between tickets to see our boy, Very
Funny Rodney Carrington at will Rogers Memorial Center on September fifth,
or tickets to see Pantera at Dosequi's Pavilion on September third,
which is right around the corner, don't you know? So
(42:59):
I decided today we're going to play that game you'll
love to hate fraction the Flickers because actor Robert Redford,
he's eighty nine years old.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
It's still working.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
He's still in those Captain America movies.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
He's still acting, still directing. Yes, he is.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Robert Redford's eighty nine. So I'm going to play a
trailer of a Robert Redford movie. You tell me the
name of the movie, and I will let you pick
your take it. Okay, And this one was a drama.
He's been in some funny ones, but this one is
a drama named this Robert Redford movie.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
She is nonetheless a grand experiment.
Speaker 7 (43:42):
I figure most of you guys belong here.
Speaker 10 (43:44):
Basically, you don't have any respect for other people.
Speaker 9 (43:47):
Or yourself I'm trying to get a fix on his
first order of business.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
He is gonna be all the place up.
Speaker 10 (43:54):
He's dangerous.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
The hell's the matter with you?
Speaker 9 (43:56):
You mean to tell me you're charging for medical attention.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Do not come marching in here from wherever the hell
she found you and presume to lecture us about how
to treat our fellow man ms Field.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
Two of them?
Speaker 9 (44:09):
Abraham, are you talking about the bodies that are supposed
to be buried here? Somebody means to stop them? How
many men are buried out there?
Speaker 10 (44:17):
You wouldn't even know which?
Speaker 7 (44:18):
It is crazy.
Speaker 9 (44:20):
I'm digging the body seth murder they're talking about in there.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Okay, all right, I need to play it again because
I know some of you are on delay.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Did you get it Anna?
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Well?
Speaker 2 (44:30):
I think, but I'm not sale got it right off
the bed. I own this one's one ye ye a
girl y, Let me play it again one more time. Fight.
She is nonetheless a grad experiment.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
I figure most of you guys belong here.
Speaker 9 (44:47):
Basically, you don't have any respect for other people or yourself.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
I'm trying to get a fix on on his fresh
order of business.
Speaker 7 (44:54):
He is going to be all the place up.
Speaker 10 (44:56):
He's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
That hell's matter with you?
Speaker 9 (44:59):
You mean to tell me you're margin for medical attention.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Do not come marching in here from wherever the hell
she found you and presume to lecture us about how
to treat our fellow man.
Speaker 9 (45:09):
Ms Abraham, are you talking about the bodies that are
supposed to be buried here? Send by the means to
stop them? How many men are buried out there?
Speaker 10 (45:20):
You wouldn't even know which.
Speaker 9 (45:21):
It's crazy they're digging the bodies.
Speaker 7 (45:23):
Seth murder they're talking about in there.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Man mayn't murder, That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Good, okay?
Speaker 4 (45:30):
And this this movie I believe was Morgan Freeman's first
appearance in the movie after.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
He quit the Electric Company on PBS.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
I did not realize that two and four eight, one
seventy seven five.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
You guys are so smart.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
I'm probably only gonna need to answer the phone once.
Go on, then, Joe, tell me what Robert Redford movie
that is?
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Come on? Absolutely, wow, it was a good one. It
was Arkansas prison.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Remember Morgan Freeman was holding that Guy'm beating his ass,
going I want to see the man, Yeah, the man.
Speaker 13 (46:09):
He was locked in solitaire nasty solitaire for a long time. Yeah,
and he was this looney tune prisoner. He was really good.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
He was okay, first of all, who is this?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
All right, okay, So which tickets do you want? You
want the Rodney Carrington tickets or you want the Pantera tickets?
Speaker 10 (46:29):
Carrington Rodney.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Means, we'll have Pantera tickets at eighty forty. Hang on
just a minute and we'll hook you up. Okay, thank you.
Yeah see, I knew it wouldn't be too.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Hard for you. It's nice if you want a Monday yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Speaking of Rodney Carrington, since he took the tickets, I
got a little Rodney Carrington song.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I'm gonna play for good, so many great.
Speaker 8 (46:52):
Ones, all right, long start ninety two five and the
iHeartRadio want to send out a big thank you to
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Speaker 2 (46:58):
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Speaker 8 (46:59):
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Thank a Teacher lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
I was dreaming within I said, oh, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
To work today. Wake up. Just thing like these weekends,
just go buy faster each five.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Okay, our winner at seven point fifty picked tickets to
see Rodney Carrington. That means we'll have Pantera tickets in
the ticket window at a forty and we're gonna really
try and see if Rodney can come in a day
early so he can actually be here in the studio
like so cool has been many.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yes, I'm trying. I'm trying, I know, but you know
how these guys schedule on It's gonna get in at
the last minute. Well what if his flight is canceled
and then you don't have a show.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Oh well, gee, I'm feeling kind of good about this
for one. But I thought i'd play this song by
Rodney this, This is one that makes me laugh. This
is one called these are the reasons, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
These are all the reasons weird Rodney Caring today from
rock Oh Lord, Oh Lord, Lord.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Dallas Orus Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two five. By
the way, you know what happened on this date in
nineteen sixty nine, fifty six years ago to what bo
the Woodstock Music and Art Fair ended.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
That's right, the last day ended on.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
I was hoping Ale you'd bring that shirt in you
were talking about on Facebook.
Speaker 11 (49:04):
Deal.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah, I had an older brother.
Speaker 13 (49:06):
He passed away way back in nineteen seventy, but the
year before that he went to Woodstock.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
He bought one of the authentic shirts.
Speaker 13 (49:12):
When he passed on, it went to my sister, and
then it got eaten by Moss and then passed on
to me when she passed away. So yeah, I had
it for show and tell, but I didn't know it
had bled all the way over in Monday too.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Oh yeah, three days of Peace and Music.
Speaker 8 (49:28):
Woodstock was where Steve and Tyler met Joe Perry.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
Right, Well, I thought we'd take a moment to recognize
this famous moment in history.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
I'm in a barn Woodstock.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
You've seen the movie, you've heard the music, or have
you really heard the music?
Speaker 10 (49:53):
Freedom? Freedom, Freedom, freedom.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
Yeah, I haven't heard it at all till you hear
it from he. He's the one and only. Berdet Ashton.
Speaker 10 (50:02):
Look, cut baby, come to get you one more time,
going home, Going home, Lee, my baby, going home, sleeve,
my girl.
Speaker 6 (50:10):
Peace, Love, Biscuits and gravy. As Bredett Ashton remembers Woodstock.
Speaker 10 (50:13):
Well, what would you do if I sling out a tune?
Wood stand up and woll ahead on me?
Speaker 6 (50:21):
Order now and you'll receive this extra special bonus. B
does stage announcements at Woodstock, New York.
Speaker 10 (50:26):
Freeways, pose man, A lot of freaks, A lot of freaks,
Brown Ashley, it ain't no good.
Speaker 6 (50:32):
Plus you'll hear Bredat Ashton's rendition of the famous Woodstock
rain Chance h Berdet Ashton remembers Woodstock.
Speaker 10 (50:41):
Give me an am, give me you. If you miss
this offer, you're either stoned or stupid.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Don't delay.
Speaker 6 (50:52):
Get yours today. Berndet Ashton remembers Woodstock.
Speaker 4 (50:56):
How else are we going to celebrate such an important event?
I don't know, Maybe something like this.
Speaker 14 (51:01):
This week we celebrate the anniversary of Woodstock by exposing
the festival's untold.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Stories and secrets.
Speaker 14 (51:08):
For example, what was the real reason Jimmy Hendrix played
the national anthem.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
I heard the government made him play it. That sended Macambodia.
But I was pretty high.
Speaker 14 (51:20):
Marvel at the revelations about the origin of all that mud.
Speaker 13 (51:23):
They said the dirt was watered by CCR Jannie Choplin's urine.
Speaker 14 (51:27):
But I was pretty high. And what about Joan Baez
being six months pregnant.
Speaker 6 (51:32):
Sunky told me she was inseminated by Russian spies with
the sperm of JFK.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
But I was pretty high.
Speaker 14 (51:40):
All this week, We're taking mountains of rumor and hearsay
and turning it into overheip television to draw the burned
out hippie crown to our network so we can sell
them a rectile dysfunction medications.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Don't miss it. But I was pretty high. But I
was pretty.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Well. Gateway Church in a new lead pastor over the weekend,
marking a new chapter for one of the nation's largest
churches since its founding pastor, Robert Morris was forced to
step down because.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Well, you know why. Yeah, I wonder what the background
check on this guy was.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
Bet you it was pretty thorough. We're not making that
mistake again. Before a packed auditorium more than four thousand
people Who's South Lake Campus pastor Daniel Floyd and his
wife Tammy, also a pastor, were prayed over by Gateways
elders and invited guests. Service comes sixteen months after founding
pastor Robert Morris announced he was stepping down. That decision
(52:40):
followed allegations by Cindy Clemenshire, a now adult woman, who
accused Morris of sexually abusing her multiple times at her
home in Oklahoma when she was twelve years old.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Such a disgusting god.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
An Oklahoma grand jury indicted Morris on five counts of
lewd and indecent acts with the He pleaded not guilty
and faces of another court hearing next month.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
And I hope he goes away for a while. That'll
teach you that, all right.
Speaker 8 (53:09):
Bow from the OOPS file, a backseat passenger and an
F fifteen Eagle belonging to the one hundred and fourth
fighter Wing, appears to have accidentally ejected himself from the
aircraft while he was on the ground at Barnes Air
National Guard Base in Westfield, Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Recently, there is.
Speaker 8 (53:31):
A video on social media and you can see a
puff of smoke seen whafting from the backseat of the
F fifteen as it continues to taxi down the runway.
The canopy was blown off during the ejection sequence. It's
lying on the eagles left wing, and the passenger appears
to be crawling next to the runway near what looks
(53:51):
like a parachute. Now, the pilot of the F fifteen,
which flew with the call sign rambo one, reported the
ejection of the back theater and then declared a ground
emergency at the airport. This was followed by them shutting
down the runway and directing the aircraft to bacate stopped
while they coordinated emergency crews to try and help the passenger.
(54:13):
They didn't say whether he was seriously injured or not.
But you see him crawling on the side of the runway.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
How embarrassing this yet less start when you screw up
like that?
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, and I think they have audio of him saying,
what's this? But before.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Here?
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Oh you guys, I'm so excited. Screw worms are back
in the news.
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Oh listen, man, I had to deal with screwworms when
I was in.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
F F A are yours.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
He's gotta pull him out of your steer whatever?
Speaker 2 (54:44):
There was a freaking foo file story. Awhile ma, I
think so? Well, check this out, all right.
Speaker 13 (54:49):
The US is planning to spend a huge chunk of
money to keep flesh eating maggots.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
From crossing the border into America.
Speaker 13 (54:57):
They put together seven hundred and fifty million dollars fund
and a factory in southern Texas to breed billions of
sterile flies, and apparently that's going to solve the problem.
Ramping up its efforts to keep flesh eating naggots that
are in Mexico from crossing the border and damaging the
American cattle industry.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
They're kind of like the ice agents of the insect world.
I guess.
Speaker 13 (55:18):
Oh, okay, Yeah, The US Department of Agriculture hops to
be producing and releasing a sterile male.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
New World screw worm, our superhero.
Speaker 13 (55:28):
The screwworm flies into the wild within a year in
the new factory and more Air Force base right outside
of Edinburgh that's about twenty miles from the Texas Mexi border.
Now the US Okay, the US plans to deploy one
hundred million in technology, fly traps, fly lures, step up
border patrols by guys on horseback that are called, you
(55:50):
ready for this tick riders?
Speaker 2 (55:54):
How can you sit on a little tick like that?
Speaker 4 (55:56):
Right?
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Very small saddle bag. It makes for a great picture
the mind.
Speaker 10 (56:00):
Though.
Speaker 13 (56:00):
They also have dogs that they're training to sniff out
these little flesh eating maggots.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
Now, there's a.
Speaker 13 (56:06):
Report of an infestation about three hundred and seventy miles
from our border with Mexico, So American officials are worried
that if the fly reaches our state, flesh eating maggots
could cause billions in economic losses and cause already record
retail be prices to get even more expensive.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Just what we need. These know.
Speaker 13 (56:26):
The parasite can infest wildlife, it can infest household pets,
and yes, folks, the parasite can infest human beings too.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
Human bean careful not human beans.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
Yeah, well it's something else to worry about. Yeah, all right,
we have tickets to see Pantera dos Pavilions coming up
in the ticket windows on the bow and them show
don't go away.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
Okay, I ain't scarning no reefer refer.
Speaker 4 (56:53):
Reefer lunch Star ninety two five. Okay, let's find out
who want our tickets to go see pan.
Speaker 13 (57:02):
Terry Oh my god, he's still losing his mind because
he wanted Pantera tickets and he just won them three
days before his fifty seventh birthday. Mark McDaniel, congratulations boy birthday.
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Mark. Yeah, happy birthday. Brother.
Speaker 4 (57:17):
Being of birthdays, y'all know the dog. Yeah, brother, he
called and said for me to wish his grandson C. J.
Baker a happy eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
His youngest grandson. Yeah, his baby, little baby grand boy.
Speaker 4 (57:35):
Okay, you know we were talking about screwworms and all this.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
Kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (57:39):
Yeah, well I got another little animal story and it
ain't really cutesie.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
Recently, some rabbits.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
Have been seen around the Murca with horns growing out
of there. Yes, they are caused by a viral infection.
Don't get one of them things near me, man, I
don't want no horns brought all.
Speaker 8 (58:00):
They have jacalobes in Texas. The rabbits with the antelopea.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
I think those are just on postcards. Those are those
are fake? They're not rare.
Speaker 13 (58:09):
The I guess they're messed up there, like the walking
dead of rabbits.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
Well, I don't want no horns on my head, y'all
call me horny every time I walked through the work. Besides,
none of my hats hauld fit right anyway. They call
the condition rabbit popolomas, which are growths caused by the
cottontail rabbit papaloma virus.
Speaker 2 (58:31):
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (58:33):
Colorado Parks and Wildlife saying on its website that some
people in the state have reported several of these strange
sightings of these bizarre horned rabbits running around.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
That's like an std that pamp Rush the war Well
who said rabbits can't be sluts, just like human being.
That's why they say they multiplied like rabbits. That's right, geez.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
The department says they growths don't harm the rabbits unless
they interfere with the animal's ability to eat and drink.
Speaker 2 (59:03):
I still don't want one near me.
Speaker 4 (59:04):
I don't want to get that papolo ma lameluma.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Get them away from me. Wow.
Speaker 4 (59:11):
Okay, tomorrow's toy box Tuesday. I got some goodies planned
for you.
Speaker 2 (59:16):
And if you think of.
Speaker 4 (59:17):
A blast on the past you want us to whoop out,
will do it for you.
Speaker 8 (59:21):
And coming up and around eight minutes, we have your
first of three chances today to win a trip to
Vegas to our iHeartRadio Music Festival September nineteenth and twentieth.
You're gonna get to see Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams, John Fogerty,
and many many more live in concert at Tmobile Arena
in Vegas. Plus, we're gonna hook you up with one
thousand dollars in spending cash want to win. We'll just
(59:41):
keep listening and you can get full contest details at
lone Star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 4 (59:47):
Lone Star ninety two five rock and roll band. That's
exactly what they are, Yes, they are, and that's why
they're on this goofy ass show. So Monday, hope everybody
had a great week end. So when you get to
work today you're thinking, oh man, that weekend went by
too fast. So let's talk time wasters. So you don't
(01:00:08):
have to start to work.
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Right out of the box.
Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
So you can pretend you're working, because you can go
online right now to the Bow and Them show page
at lune Star ninety two five dot com and just
pretend you're working.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
You tell Miss Research, Yes.
Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
Absolutely, Bo, the who launched the song is over the
North American Farewell Tour in Florida over the weekend. The
one big surprise was their first ever performance of Going
Mobile from nineteen seventy one's Who's Next. It's a staple
of Roger Daltrey show and it was sung by Pete
Townsend's younger brother, Simon Townsend, who sings it in Daltrey's
(01:00:41):
band Now. Daltrey has long been in favor of introducing
unplayed or rarely played songs.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
To their set list during show.
Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
Now, here's Roger Daltrey talking about how he puts together
the set list with very little input from Pete Townsend.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
This is a fact, it has to be said.
Speaker 15 (01:00:59):
He doesn't ditict as much time to thinking about the
shows as either. And it's as simple as that. And
I like to listen to what the fans say. You
just get an idea of what we've never done that
one live, and let's give it a try and see
how it goes down. And it's just a matter of
stressing yourself out a bit, even if it's only for
two songs a night. It's that little thing that just
(01:01:20):
keeps it fresh.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
The Who are doing a total of seventeen shows now
through September twenty eighth, No Texas dates on the tour's
Wrang with John I don't know, but their final show
is going to be in Las Vegas on September twenty eight,
so you may want to make a plan for that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
David Lee Roth took a shot at Sammy Hagar's recent
song encore thank You good Night, which Sammy said was
inspired by a dream that he had about Eddie van Halen.
Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
So here is David Lee Roth last week performing in
Hampton Beach, New Hampshire.
Speaker 7 (01:01:57):
I don't know what the yards are.
Speaker 12 (01:02:00):
Last night it ghost VIGNI and he had visited me
at the hotel.
Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
I was watching the weather the door and he came
in and he was laughing.
Speaker 12 (01:02:13):
I said, what is your do now? He said, day day?
I said, your man into his accents. Day He said, David,
you know that song I gave? Hego said what now?
He said, it's actually in the gutag of need a backwards.
Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Don't tell him this stays in this room and laughed.
Speaker 12 (01:02:49):
We share a ghost cigarette. And I hugged my brother
in and I said, man, do I miss you? And
he said I miss you too.
Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
Dad. He said, but you know what, you should still
go to hell?
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
And I said, say David Lee Roth is so funny.
I'm sorry. We've got the clip of him doing that
up on our page.
Speaker 8 (01:03:09):
David Lee Roth's tour comes to Lucas Oil Live at
Windstar Wars Casino Friday, August twenty ninth. Thirty eight Special
have released a new song, Slightly Controversial, featuring Train's Pat Monahan.
It is the second single off their album Milestone, which
is going to be out September nineteenth. You want to
check it out, we have it up on our page. Also,
Eagles co founder and former guitarist Bernie Leaden has a
(01:03:31):
new album, Too Late to Be Cool, which is going
to be out October tenth, and he's released just a
little a new single off that album, which we have
up on our page. And this was so sad to
hear over the weekend, and you spoke about it earlier.
Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Bo.
Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
We just talked about this guy on Askus Stuff Day.
Ronnie Rondell Junior, the stuntman set on fire in one
of the most famous album covers in rock history, Pink
Floyd's Wish You Were Here, passed.
Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Away over the weekend. We have that full story up
about him and all the roles that he played, not
just being on Pink Floyd's cover. Well he was a
big famous stunt guy. Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
Finally, a dad's push up punishment for his son has
gone viral. I don't know how your dad punished to you,
but this dad, when his son told the mom to chill,
he made his son to a bunch of push ups
and it divided the internet over the weekend. Some people
praised him for his punishment, others think he went too far.
(01:04:27):
We have the full story along with the video up
and you can check it out on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
I'm glad my dad disciplined me that way.
Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Yeah, he just whooped my ass all Dallas four Worst
Classic Rock lone.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Star ninety five.
Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
That's the end of a Monday, one down, four to go, touchdown,
And you know what I'm really looking forward to what
Labor Day weekend? Oh yeah, college football will be go
and in FL is gonna start. Cowboys gonna kick it
off as we played them.
Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
He got a really tough schedule. Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 8 (01:05:12):
Scary that we're kicking off the season against Philadelphia in
Philadelphia because that means we most likely are going to
start the season off with the loss.
Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Well, don't we tell you that? What's wrong with you? Girl?
Speaker 13 (01:05:25):
Is it really a loss? If Shaq's gonna wear a
dress in front of his Vegas.
Speaker 8 (01:05:29):
Restaurant, he said he was only gonna do it if
they Cowboys win the super Bowl. If they if they
don't go to the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Now, oh what he says, kind of changing.
Speaker 13 (01:05:41):
It out what he said, gotta get by the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Oh, Shack.
Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
I saw that on social media over the weekend where
he kind of changed it up.
Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Because everybody wants to see you wearing that damn dress man.
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
That slack shack. I just want to see those second see.
Speaker 16 (01:06:00):
Legs of his Oh well, you stop with the sex
and legs for god, saying sarcastic the tree trunks, big
old stumps walking around with pants legs on them.
Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Yeah, yeah, okay. So coming up next is our after
show decompression session where we'll just sit here and flap
our gums and we'll decompress because sometimes towards the end
of the show you cut.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
And you want.
Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Today, especially on a Monday. But then I know, wait,
do you hear that?
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Hear that?
Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
No, that's my pillow calling me saying where the hell
are you Bow get home so we'll see on the
after show, and we'll see you tomorrow for a toy
Bocks Tuesday. I hey between the beds bag Bye.
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