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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to be Oh have a beautiful bang and
the very beautiful way.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Okay, all right, I've given in emails, messages on the phone.
I wasn't gonna elvishit to death today because death day
is actually tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Which is why you should elvis us to death today
because we're off tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, okay, I'll do the Elvina Joplin call Elvis and
John Lennon playing Cards in Heaven because my former neighbor
Mickey McCain just loves that one. The King dies on
the crapper and ULA's Elvis cookies, O hard wait, all
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of them today.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Thank you, boy.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I just gave into the pressure. I'm such a pushover, Ada.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yes, we got to honor the king.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Damn right. I have me a peanut butter in Nana
sandwich and they try to keep from crapping for three
or four days.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Elvis fans, you can go to Gramstack tonight in the
Colony for their Sounds of Summer concert series. It's an
Elvis tribute. Starry Victor Travino Junior as hell.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What you Travino? I ain't no Memphis name.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Man, He's a vest Okay, Oh God at least it's Friday. Yeah,
all right, Yeah, and we celebrate today, yes, National kool
Aid Day.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I wore my kool Aid shirt yesterday, so I was
a day early since today at National cool Aid Day.
It's always celebrated on the second weekend of August in Hastings, Nebraska,
the city where kool Aid was created.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Thank you, Hastings.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Hastings kool Aid Days beginning nineteen ninety eighth, the same
year that kool Aid was named Nebraska's official state drink.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Which is your favorite cherry grape orange?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Which one has got to be the cherry?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I love bak red stuff. I'm the red stuff guy
for sure. I sometimes freeze it.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I made popsicles out here.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah. It is chant at the moonday every day. We
don't expect the moon to answer you back and have
me explain why it's chant at the moonday. I guess
I just didn't get the email.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Telling me we had a half moon this morning.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's right, I'll have a full moon when I get home. Yeah.
In the roll, it's a National men's Grooming Day. Yes,
please guys, brush your teeth, brush your hair, and trimmdim
damn hairs. And your nose in your eyebrows. Today. American Crew,
the leading maker of men's professional grooming products, lunched National
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Men's Grooming Day in two thousand and seven and it's
celebrated every August fifteenth, which is today. It's I Love
Cowboys and Cowgirls Day.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yes we do.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm more partial to the cow girls as you might
have guess.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
How about the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, oh, we'll talk about them on on Well, we'll
talk about them, but they were the cheerleaders were on
Celebrity Family Few. Yes I did, Yes, I did.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
They beat the Harlem Globe Drive. Yes they did, Yes
they did. Wow. It is National Best Friends Day, so
you and your bestie go out on the town tonight
and kick out the jam. There's a bonding experience, of course,
just try not to get arrested while you're doing it.
National Relaxation Days. Naps after the show is my favorite
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way to relax in my pillow. We'll start calling me
at ten am the day. And finally, when it's time
for dessert, don't forget it's National Lemon Meringue Pie Day.
The rest of the meal leading up is your choice.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, I have to make a trip to Normous for
their pie. Man, they make a good lemon killing. Their
meringue is like a foot tall he is. I mean,
there's more meringue than anything else. Oh as we merangue
our way through the show. Today, Sports of all sorts
is coming up. The freaking full file is extra stupid,
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But then again, isn't it always?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, so let's do our mourning stript.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It TEP fifteen. We have your family four pack of
tickets to see the Rangers and your last chance to
win those sex Pistols tickets as well.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It was fun talking to Steve Jones from London, Yes,
taking yoh what a doll? All right you already? Yes, sir,
it's kind to get your lazy ass up. Let me
help you. Here's one of these bad medicine, just like
them quay loose the King Cook. Okay, I'm not going
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to refer to it every time I open my mouth.
That's right, hey man. It's Fiver Sports, brought to you
by the Will Height Law Firm.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Now did any of you watch the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
on Celebrity Family Feud.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Last night not, but you did.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I did. I wanted to see it, and they beat
the Harlem Globe Trots.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Let's let them go well.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
The Minnesota Vikings have made a major move this offseason
by including two male cheerleaders in the squad. Nice Blaize
Shriek and Louis Kahn will be Strutton Day Stuff during
the twenty twenty five season. The Vikings are the twelfth
NFL team to include guys in the cheerleading squad, joining
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these franchises Baltimore Ravens, Los Angeles Rams, Philadelphia Eagles, San
Francisco forty nine Ers, New England Patriots, Tennessee Titans, Indianapolis Colts,
Kansas City Chiefs, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Carolina Anther's Head, the
New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I don't think the Cowboys will ever jump on that bandwagon.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, or will they?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I don't think so. I sul not because the men
wouldn't look good in those tiny shorts.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh God, all the body hair popping out everywhere. Jesus,
I don't want to see that, man, I'm sorry, I
don't want you.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
With the Michael Parsons situation still unresolved, bo a lot
of would be sports reporters on social media are stern
up trouble, including a troll account on x that poses
as an NFL insider. Now, this guy threw out the
baseless rumor this week that the Green Bay Packers have
a serious trade offer on the table for Michah Parsons.
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Should we believe it? Well not if you believe Michael
Parson's own brother, Terrence, who reacted to the social media
post with a long string of laughing emojis, He's like, nope.
He thinks that Micah is going to be a Cowboy
for the long haul. Meanwhile, people close to cow owner
Jerry Jones, who spoke to Yahoo Sports say this whole
drama surrounding the Micah Parsons deal may just be Jerry
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trying to gin up publicity ahead of the Netflix documentary
America's Team, The Gambler and His Cowboys, which starts streaming Tuesday,
August nineteenth. Now, Jerry Jones has been working on this
project with Netflix, and it's all about him for more
than two years.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Two years ago. Yeah, okay, Jerry, your show elsewhere in
the world of the Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
We all know that the team hasn't won a Super
Bowl in nearly three decades. If you listen closely right now,
you can hear the hardcore fans in the background going.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
This is our year.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, they say that every year.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Well, it hasn't stopped America's team, as they're known from
raking in the dollars for Jerry sport Co release. It's
twenty twenty five NFL franchise valuation rankings, and the rankings
value the Cowboys at the tippy top a twelve point
eight billion dollar value.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
God, that's more than they were last year.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Yeah, it's a two billion dollar jump bo over last
year's ten point three two billion valuation, a little over
a twenty five percent increase. Last year was the first
time an NFL franchise had surpassed ten billion in value.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So here's the top five.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
All right, okay, we got our Cowboys at the top
of twelve point eight billion. The Rams are worth ten
point four to three bill the Giants are were ten
and a quarter billion, Patriots eight point seven six billion,
and the forty nine Ers just under that at eight
point six billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That's the top five.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
When Jerry bought the Cowboys all the way back in
eighty nine, he paid one hundred and forty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Think about that with a handshake. Oh yeah, with the.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Handshake, and the current estimate, he's clocking in a nine
thousand and forty two point eight point six return on
his investment.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well one hundred and forty million, then into twelve ten
point two billion or whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
What Denzel Washington said is that Jerry is all about
in the pocketbook, and he's not about the fans and
winning as right.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
And this is you know, it's got to be music
to his ears, considering Dak Prescott is the most expensive
athlete out there, and so on and so forth. Cowboys fans,
it can leave a bitter after taste, and their financial
success has not necessarily translated to success on the field,
and that pisses some of us off royally.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh yes, oh yes. By the way, here's another football story.
After pleading guilty in July to two felony charges related
to a high speed hit and run crash that injured
at least four people on Central Expressway last year, Kansas
City Chiefs wide receiver Rachie Rice will have a disciplinary
here in with the NFL. On September thirtieth, in New York.
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Because the hearing isn't scheduled until the end of September,
Rice will be available to play in the Chiefs first
four games of the season, including a Super Bowl rematch
with the Philadelphia Eagles on September fourteenth. Judge Suel Robinson
will hear Rice's case. Is a four former US district
judge who serves as the disciplinary officer jointly appointed by
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the NFL and the NFL Players Association, and it's the
same judge who presided over Deshaun Watson's case in twenty
twenty two. Rememberround Nasty That one. After Robinson issues her punishment,
either the NFL or Rice may appeal the decision to
the Commissioner. Rice still has to serve a thirty day
jail sentence after reaching a plea deal with the Dallas
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County District Attorney last month. Though the criminal case is settled,
Rice is still dealing with civil cases because people have
sued him and won and he ain't given him month.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, they're still waiting on that check.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, well keep waiting. Be patient.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Texas Rangers begin a three game series in Toronto tonight
against the Blue Jays. First pitch will be at six
seven tonight on the mound for the Rangers right handed
pitcher Jacob de Grom and for the Blue Jays Chris Bassett.
Now tonight, you can watch the game on Apple TV Plus.
The first pitch will be at six tonight. At this
point in the season, the Rangers are in a fight
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for their playoff lies. After a disappointing year in twenty
twenty four where the World Series champs failed to make
the postseason, it appears both that they're on the same
path again this year. The Rangers have a five hundred record,
there's seven and a half games out of the American
League West lead, and trail the final wild card spot
by three and a half games.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well, it's winding down, guys, to find a nut up here. Okay, yeah, seriously.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
So, it's that part of the year where the NBA
teams are starting to release their full regular season schedule
for first peaks, and that of course includes our own
boys in the Dallas Mavericks. They're entering the season with
a lot of hype stuck to them. They got a
veteran roster, They've got an exciting number one pick in
Cooper Flag. The ceiling is very high for the MAVs
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this coming season, and the Western Conference is also stacked
this year, so the MAVs have their work cut out
for them, regardless of the fact that they've got a
pretty powerful looking lineup coming out. Dallas opens his season
with a Texas showdown against the San Antonio Spurs. That'll
be at the Double A C and it'll be a
battle of number one picks, Flag and Victor wem Benogna.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I'll call it Victor, rub your Mama. There you go,
rub your mama. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Cool dude though, I really like.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He seemed like he is, but he's on the Spurs.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
We got some real superstars playing in the NBA and
Texas Man Victor spent his off season with shoolin Monks Home.
What he did shoolin Monks Yeah, he learned how to
fight people off with just a staff or something.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I guess that's.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Really good for a basketball player, so they can kind
of like zone out.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well because they do a lot of mind stuff.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Yes, yeah, yeah, you want to get zen before you
go out on the court. Better news for the MAVs
fans check this out. The team starts the season with
five straight home games. That's exciting. Yeah, in the latter
half of that homestand Dallas will take on the reigning
East and West Conference champions, the Pacers and the Oklahoma
City Thunder.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Over the Champs World Champs. Let's go back to baseball
for just a second. When the Milwaukee Brewers won their
twelfth consecutive game on Wednesday, we talked about this. The
state of Wisconsin rejoiced because it meant that George Webb
restaurant chain would be giving away free Hamburgers to celebrate
the achievement. But those burgers were not immediately available, which
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was a surprise to at least one customer who went
in there. Didn't get his free burger, he called nine
to one one. Really, this guy called the emergency number,
which is only supposed to be used in emergencies.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Called the manager.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yes, the call came in on Wednesday afternoon, and the
nine to one to one dispatcher had to explain to
the man that while the Brewers were winning big, the
game wasn't even over yet. When he went in.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
There, already ready to play his burgers.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
To the restaurant, demanded his free burger before the game
even ended. Wanting his free burger. While customers can start
picking up vouchers today. The big Burger giveaway won't happen
until next Wednesday, but here with their HEGs in before
the game is even over. All right, freaking full file man,
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all of all of them go Dallas Forwards Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five. Okay, you guys, talk me
into it. I'll bring a little Elvis Diddy out of
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the King's Toy box here. But now it's time for
the freaking full file. Mmmm. A seventy five year old
Chinese man recently fell victim to the deception of artificial
intelligence by falling so in love with an AI generated
online model that he asked his wife for a divorce.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Oh no, it's happened again. Someone fell for an AI.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I guess he thought it was real. The man named
Jang came across an AI generated female avatar while browsing
social media. The girl is obviously an AI creation, but
to Jang guntree ny, he was a beautiful woman who
really enjoys having conversations with him. Oh boy, wake up, Junia.
It doesn't even matter that her speech and her moving
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lips were way out of sync. The man became so
obsessed with his online girlfriend that the highlight of his
day is waiting by his phone to get new generic
messages from her. They can have them call you on
the phone.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, and they say exactly what you want to hear.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
They're trained to or programmed too exactly. At one point,
after his wife scolds him for spending too much time
on his phone, the man tells his wife of several
decades that he wants to force her to fully dedicate
himself to the AI avatar because he thinks it's a
real woman. In the end, Jang's children were able to
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bring the pension her to his senses, explaining to him
how AI works and that his internet love interest didn't
actually exist in reality. Well, this guy was so disappointed
to hear that his true love wasn't real he locked
himself in a room and stayed there for almost three weeks.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Oh, how sad.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Goodness listening to air supply I imagine.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Oh ho, come on, I guess somebody forgot to tell
him about AI. He just didn't get the memo either.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
All right, Moving on from AI, let's talk about a
man's best friend. A quiet neighborhood in Alabama has become
the center of a chilling mystery thanks to a very
persistent family dog in the Center Point area of Alabama,
two year old German Shepherd mix named Chi Karine has
dragged home human remains four times in less than a year,
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and each discovery has deepened an ongoing homicide investigation. The
latest incident happened last week, and when the dog brought
home would appear to be part of a human skeleton,
the owner said that she did it again. Look at
Chee Karine. How cute? Oh so, deputies responded. Investigators later
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found more remains in nearby woods. Those remains are now
being tested to see if they belonged to the same
victim as previous discoveries by Chee Karin. It all began
around a year ago this month when cheek Arine and
another dog responded playing with a human skull near their home.
At first, police didn't believe it was real until detectives
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confirmed that it was and it had a gunshot.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Wound in it.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
All authorities have placed a GPS device on the dog,
hoping that she'll lead them to the rest of the remains.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Well, dogs are just I guess that's just in their
blood to go after bone.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Absolute they hire this dog with the police force.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Yeah, that's what we think, and tickerin should be a
police dog, a homicide detective.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Well, but dogs are mostly wanting bones that have a
little meat on them, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well maybe this person did have.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh that makes it even worse.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Oh meat, it probably turned a beef jerky at that point,
but to a dog. Over to Italy and ConA, Italy,
where holy god, you guys, a sixty four year old
man was found lucid and conscious in his bed two
days after accidentally shooting himself in the head with a crossbow.
What yes, and from a very close range. The unidentified guy,
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he's a known crossbow enthusiast, was found in his home
by local cops by calling an emergency service phone call
from a concerned family member. After forcing open the man's door,
cops found him lying in the bed and the end
of a crossbow bolt arrow sticking.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Out of his forehead. That means he must have missed
his brain by like a frog hair, oh exactly.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
He was immediately transported to a local hospital, conscious, lucid,
eyes open.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Can you imagine that?
Speaker 7 (19:17):
According to the doctors, he babbled incoherently, but he could
still speak despite the serious injury and this crossbow bolt
or crossbow arrow in his head prevented him from turning
his head. Hospital staff learned that he had not eaten
or drunk anything for that two awful days ever since
he nailed himself in the noggin. The man survived the
incident and said that he pointed the crossbow at his face.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
To see what it looked like. This is what it
looked like when somebody's about to shoot you in the
head with a crossbow. Whoops, I did it to.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
My and while he was looking down that barrelr he
pulled the trigger.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Genius. Well that's just dirt clod dumbasses like He's lucky
to be alive.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
That, Sam Kinnison would say. Then the herd.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Then there's Matt Barr. He has a broken arm and
says that it's this giant wang that is to blame.
The London resident has had his manhood measured at fourteen
and a half inches, making it potentially the largest schlong
in the world. In fact, there's been a cast made
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of it that is currently on display in a museum
in Iceland. Bar says moving too fast can affect his balance,
you know what I mean? And in this instance, he
was in the shower and didn't see the shower gel
on the floor of the tub because of his huge
Mister Happy was in his eyeline and he slipped. The
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result was a slip that resulted in two broken bones
in his arm and shoulder. The incident was a valuable
learning lesson for Barr, who has since invested in a
non slip bath mat.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Well, that was smart.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
The story just goes to show you that you can't
make stuff up like this because you don't have to.
But you know, oh both, she's gonna picture.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Does he look like he has the world's long as slang?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
No, but I know how the guy fits.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
You've learned to live.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
With mind my leg before. Yeah, I saw you do
that when I was at your house.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
That explains a lot of what happened at Saint Patrick's.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Now, that's it. That's why I pore up my knees.
The schlung weighed me down so much that I popped
out both my partlages. Poor boat God.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Okay, coming up next hour, you get to pick your
ticket up for grabs, a family four pack of tickets
to see The Rangers Versus The Angels August twenty seventh,
or you can pick tickets to see the Sex Pistols
next month at the Longhorn Ballroom. Whatever you don't pick,
we'll go into the lone Star ticket window pick your ticket.
We'll do it around seven to fifty here on the
Boat and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock
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Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Do you have any more tape over there? It's starting
to get loose, h Dallas fors Classic Rock a lone
Star ninety two to five. Your last chance to pick
your ticket this week four A pack of Rangers tickets
our tickets to see the sex Pistols. How cool was
speaking Jones on yesterday?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
He had some great stories and we've got that up
on social media and on the website.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah yeah, okay, uh, y'all have talked me into pulling
out all this Elvis crab.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Well, we appreciated both.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
So we're going to start with a phone call that
came in on Elvis's birthday or death day. I can't
remember when it was, but Jimmy and I answered the
phone and here's what we heard.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
My name is and I recently discovered the Elvis firstly
in Jennet Chopplin's daughter and I heard you guys have
the will a copy of the will of Elvis as well.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Is there any way I can get what you guys
or tell me?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Well, wait a minute, whoa, whoa? First off, you say
you are Elvis Presley's and Janice Joplin's daughter. Yes, sir,
And what makes you think you are Elvis Presley and
Janis Joplin's daughter.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
I absolutely am. I have jewelry from my mother, I
have coats from my dad. When I was a kid,
I had Elvis Presley collection. It was a huge stack
of everything he ever did and was delivered to me
at my house. That was all about covers, like a
forty fives. It was all about covers.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Ok Now, did you hear what just happened? Did you
hear that? What was that? Was she in mid hunger
when that happened? Because it sounded like something hit the water.
We didn't hear it. Rig Okay, listen, here here's good
of forty fives.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
It was all about covers.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
She dropping a dude, It sounds like it. We didn't
hear it until we played it. Just listen, just listen.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Forty fives was all that covers I had Elvis Prisley's
jackets from Well, and he was in the army. I
was basically born in Fort Hood, Texas. My dad, the
King left Fort Hood a few hours after I was born,
and my father who raised me in the army with
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Elvis Presley.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And well, I'll tell you in the Last Will and Testament,
it's a copy and there's no mention anywhere of Janice
Joplin or a daughter born out of wedlock. When did
Elvis and Janice hook up?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I believe my mom hitched from Port Arthur, Texas and
went to see my dad New Orleans, who was four
hours away. Uh huh, Dennis hitched everywhere when she went erewhere,
and I was born exactly nine months later. I was
on a timeline where Elvis was.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
So in other words, it was a case of a
highway love.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
It's a one night stand, and I was born. And
I know there's also besides that. I know that my
parents' real daughters, Patty Anne Henderson, who is Bugs Henderson's wife,
I know that for a fact, and that my parents
don't look like me. I looked back at my pictures
and I don't look anything like my mom or dad,
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and Patty Anne Henderson looks exactly like my mother, exactly
like my brother.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
You're getting off track here. What does what does Patty
Ann Henderson have to do with Janis Joplin and Ilvis.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Well, my parents, I had a baby. Babies were switched
in Fort Hood, Texas. Patty Anne Henderson is actually my
parents little daughter, and I'm Elvis Presley's and Janie's daughter.
I look exactly like Janie, I sing like her. I
can sing exactly like Elvis. I got a pearl necklace,
a baby pearl necklace.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Well, what you do in the privacy of your own
bedroom is none of my business.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
You can get a copy of the will at Graceland.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Well, I don't have any money, sir. I'm a children's
entertainer and I don't have too much money. And I
haven't had very many shows lately, and I don't have
any money. I've also gotten a DNA test that was
tampered with West.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Oh, so you got a DNA Wait wait, you got
a DNA test to prove this and you think the
DNA test was tampered with, absolutely tampered to West And
how do you know how do you know this?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Well, because when you get a DNA test. There's three
things that they do. They take your picture with a
sign that has a number on it. Huh, They take
your thumbprint, and they take your DNA. And my parents
went down to after many months of begging to have
a DNA test done. Also, guitar at the Guitar Festival
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originally told me who I was. Basically, they said, I
look exactly like I look exactly like Janice.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Joplin, who told you at the Guitar Festival that.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
The Tective Museum of Music. They wanted to dress me
in Janesis clothes because I looked exactly like her on
exactly Jenesis side, and they wanted to use me for promotions.
They said, I look exactly like Janna. Everybody told me
I look like Janice. I worked in deep Elm and
night called my brother owned I whole liked. Everybody told
me I look Janis. I just never thought about it
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because I didn't think I was adopted.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
There's no record of Janice Joplin having any children.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Well I know that she did, because I'm alive, sir, Okay,
Well that kills that then, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Jimmy.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
She had abortion in nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
She had me.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
And also she sings to me in a.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Song she sings, well, she sings to you and her songs.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Absolutely, there's several songs she sings to me. The song
next to Mercedes Been, she sings to me, and she sings,
I wish, I wish I could hold your little hands.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
And that's about you, yepe.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
She only had one daughter.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
She had me.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
I received when I was a child. I received a
little baby pearl necklace. It was a little baby one
and I also have a ring. I found it in
my safe yesterday. It's a little baby ring and it
says twelve on my mom dial house, twelve years old.
When I received the necklace, my mother said, this is
most precious necklace that you'll ever own in your life.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And hold it. Who gave you that? Hey? Who gave
you that?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Raised me?
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Now have you ever talked to anybody with the Presley
Enterprise Organization or the or Janice Choplin family.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
I have contacted many, many times Lisa Marie Presley my
message and she never answered me. And I wrote very
nice note online publicly on the main page.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
So why is it today that we hear from you?
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Because I heard last week when was my dad's birthday,
and I tried to call in and you guys didn't
have a chance to answer.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Well, I'm sorry, we were real busy here. It was
the King's birth I mean, your daddy's birthday show, and I've.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Just been thinking about it for the last few days.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
However, if we'd have known it was Elvis's daughter, my
Janis Jonlin, we want to answered the fault.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
I promise, I am, I guarantee, I am.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Okay, Well, good luck proven it.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
So there's nothing on the will whatsoever that said.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
No, I've read it.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
No, In fact, you can read it online. I've got
it pulled up right now, and the whole will is online.
All you do is have to google Elvis Presley's will
and it's all there, okay, and you can read it yourself.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
All right, Okay, Well, thanks for calling Elvina, right Okay. Now,
I'm not saying she ate. I ain't saying she is,
but you're saying it's probably unlikely. It's highly unlike now
that that's Elvis and Janis Joplin's dog. Right.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Well, the first clue was the dropping of the deuce,
which said it was BS.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I don't know, she may have been washing dishes or
pouring water. I don't know. But the reason we sat
on it was because, well, we were gonna have her
up here. Yeah, and then Randy talked to her for
a while and we decided that's not a good ye, right,
So we figured we'd just share you the call. We
thought we'd share the call. Now she may be okay, right,
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I ain't. We're no judge. We're not judging anything she
may be saying she is anything.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Well, yeah, if Janice hitch High comport Arthur to New
Orleans where Elvis?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
What was Elvis doing to he was filming King Creole.
See what we deal with sometimes? Oh, Lord, Jane's help.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Us all.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Start ninety two five. Speaking
of the Doobie Brothers, Tom Johnston, who we had on
the show earlier this week, turned seventy seven today, and
here's him telling about how he came up with that song.
Listen to the music.
Speaker 10 (31:25):
I came up with that sitting in my bedroom playing
on acoustic and I think I called Ted at three in
the morning, woke him up.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I said, man, you gotta hear this.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
This is going to be a single, and I played
it for him, and he's half asleep, going sure, man,
whatever he says might need a couple of changes.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I said, no, man, it's great, just like it is.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
And we took in the studio and actually it didn't
change and it actually was a single. That's the only
time I've been right about anything as far as Singlet's go.
The premise of it is basically trying to get the
world leaders without saying that directly, to get together and
forget all your problems and talk from music instead of politics.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Listen to the music. Yeah, there you go. All right, Well,
you know, it's the weekend, and it just so happens.
Living here is so cool because there's always a lot
going on during weekends. Let's find out. It's time far
Hey what.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
I'm so glad you are all right? Are you ready
for some football?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, I know you are.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Bo.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Tomorrow NFL Action is back at Jerry World the Dallas Cowboys,
based off of the Baltimore Ravens, in preseason action at
at and T Stadium. Kickoff is at six tomorrow night.
Soccer fans Tomorrow night at Chalktass Stadium right across room
Jerry World in Arlington. It's North Texas Soccer Club versus
Saint Louis. That match will start at seven forty five
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Sunday at the American Airline Center in Dallas. Big Three
returns to Dallas for the league's eighth season. This is
three on three Professional Basketball. Doors will open Sunday at
one and the action will get underway at two at
the American Airline Center. Music to check out this weekend
Tonight at Dicky's Arena and Fort Worth. It's the Swedish
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rock group Ghost and their Skeletor World Tour. Meanwhile in Durant, Oklahoma,
Tonight at Chalk Talk Casino and Resorts Grand Theater, Queens
Reich and Ace Freeley in concert. We gave away a
bunch of tickets to that show. Oh Yeah at Lucas
Oil Live at WinStar World Casino Tonight, Los Theades Del
Norte and Country Star Gary Allen. Tomorrow night Tonight at
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the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory the country rock group
Treaty Oak Revival, and then Sunday night you can see
The Lost Eighties Live featuring Flock of Seagulls, The Vapors
and many many more. Monday night at Toyota Music Factory
Toto in concert with Men at Work and Christopher Cross,
and we gave tickets to that show as well. At
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dose Eki's Pavilion Tomorrow night, the pop group Big Time
Rush Billy Bob's in Fort Worth. Tonight, Randy Rogers in
pat Green and then tomorrow country star Gretchen Wilson at
Arlington Music Call. Tonight, you can see the Bellamy Brothers
at the Granada Theater in Dallas. Tomorrow night, It's a
Grateful Dead tribute band at the Kessler Theater. American alternative
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country music band The Van Deliers. Meanwhile at the Eisman
Center in Richardson Tomorrow night, Piano Men Generations featuring the
music of Billy Joel and Elton John. You can also
see Benis Say, the Prince of Spanish Guitar. He's at
the Heisman Center in the Hill Performance Hall, Lava Cantina
and the Colony tomorrow night. Infinite Journey, the Journey tribute
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band at the Revel in Frisco. Tomorrow night, Motley Crue
fans can see Cruligans at Grandscape in the Colony. Their Sounds,
a summer concerts series continues and tonight since tomorrow is
Elvis' death day Tonight at Grandscape an Elvis tribute featuring
Victor Trevino Junior.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
So I guess he's Elves absolutely free.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Always you have a K pop fan in your family.
Tomorrow night at Globeli Field, expect crazy traffic. Fans of
the K pop group A Teas are gonna show up
in full force. Now think about it. Tomorrow night at
Jerry World, it's the Cowboys. At Globeli Field it's this
K pop band. And then at Chactas Stadium it's soccer.
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It's going to be crazy in Arlington tomorrow. Comedy this
weekend at the Dallas Comedy Club from Saturday Night Live
Michael Longfellow. He has shows tonight and tomorrow Theater Lovers,
Windspare Opera House. This weekend, Broadway Dallas presents Life of Pie,
the play based on the best selling book. Tonight in
Downtown Roulet their first ever Party on Maine with live music,
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great food and drinks and fun family activities. Party on
Maine gets underway at eight tonight and it is a
free family event. And you know what I say, If
it's free, it's for me. Downtown Dallas Tomorrow night the
Main Street bizarre vip back to school bash. They're gonna
have food, local vendors, family fun, plus prizes are going
to be awarding and that, my friends, is just some
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of what's going on on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well sounded like a busy one to meet Scyllaporus Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. Okay, I've been getting
Elvis requests all day. I'll get to them. I'll try
to get to as many of them as I I'm
surprising how many people have been calling in.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Hey, remember when you did this one?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, yeah, we got to give a shout out to
bus driver Bill Teal.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yes, out in Quinland, he drives for.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
The Queenland d He says he plays this goofy ass
show on the bus for the kids. For the kid
Oh my god, we're going to ruin children's lives with
every time we opened them my ca.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
He said that it freaked me out of go oh
my god, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
To hell, especially after they hear the rest of this show. Okay,
here's what we got a chance for you to pick
your tickets. You want a family four pack of tickets
to see the Rangers take on the La Angels, or
you want to take us to see the sex pistols.
Let's play fraction flickers. Let's go now, this is probably
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the easiest damn contest ever.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Say that and then we can't get it.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Well, I really mean it this time.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Oh God, let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Okay, this is a clip from an Elvis movie. You
have to tell me who Elvis is talking to. I
want the actor's name.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Okay, actor, actress, actor, atory.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
All right, listen and tell me who Elvis is talking
to in this movie.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Alright, kid, how.
Speaker 11 (37:39):
Would you like to kick me in the I would
no kidding.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I'll tell you what if you kick me in the
shin real hard.
Speaker 12 (37:48):
I'll give you a quarter.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
You go ahead and play.
Speaker 13 (37:50):
It, all right, Come on this one more time.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'll play I was this a heart thrum?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Well he grew up to be Okay, I figured you did.
Let play it again. How would you have to kick in?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I would kick.
Speaker 14 (38:23):
No kidd.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
I'll tell you what if you kicked me in the
shin real hard.
Speaker 12 (38:26):
I'll give you a quarter.
Speaker 15 (38:27):
Okay, go ahead and play it more.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Okay, it's a little kid, and that's from the movie.
It happened at the World's Face and this little kid
grew up to play Elvis. Oh, okay, you know the
untul the star. Is it this guy? Right?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Is it that guy? No? No, no, there you go.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Ok did grow up?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yes he did? All right, bolling them show What was
the name of that little kid? What's the actor's name?
Kurt Russell grew up to play Elvis? Yes he did. Yeah,
I told you it was an easy contest. You are
the only ones that had trouble with apparently. Okay, two questions.
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Who is this? First of all? Hell? Who is this?
Speaker 14 (39:38):
This is?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Okay, the questions get harder. Yes, okay, Rod, which tickets
do you want? You want the four pack of Rangers tickets?
So you want the tickets to see the the sex Pistons.
All right, let's go on Baseball Rangers it is.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
We're gonna set you up, mister.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Al right, hang on just a minute, because we've got
to get some information from you. We will hook yeah bye,
thank you, all right, you got it. So that means
that we are going to have tiggers disease the Zex
business in the ticket window when that opens up around
eight forty.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
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we have another chance for you to score a trip
to Vegas to the iHeartRadio Music Festival September nineteenth and
twentieth at T Mobile Rena. So, if you'd like to
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in concert, keep it on lone Star. And not only
are you going to win a trip to the show,
you're also gonna win one thousand dollars in spending cash.
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We have three chances for you to win today. Complete
details at lone Star ninety two to five dot.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Com, Dallas hors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Yes,
tomorrow is Elvis death Day. Uh huh, And I've been
get a whole bunch of requests to play a bunch
of elviscrap. In fact, I got this request a little
while ago.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Don't you have a little ditty about Elvis shooting the
skiing at the gun.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
When he found out Lisa Marie was dating Eddie Murphy. Yeah, oh,
let me see, let me see if I can whooped
that out for you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 14 (41:11):
Why why.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I love it when you all do that? Yeah, this
is very old. This is back in the Q one
O two days awesome when me and Jimmy sounded like
we were twelve years old. But yes, what happened was
it was in the tabloids that Lisa Marie Presley was
dating Eddie Murphy and Elvis didn't like it one bit.
Speaker 16 (41:35):
Eddie Murphy dating Elvis's daughter, has been on Eddie's private plane.
They've had dinner. They left separately, though it's in the
globe trying to be true. Well, let me tweak up
the crystal ball. Are you sure you don't want to
be the one to tell him right behind you all
the way?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Sure? Wait? Wait, we get an image. Now I'm starting
to see something. Yet, Oh there he is loaded enough?
What's he doing right now? I'm ready? Let's go poll way?
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Damn it?
Speaker 11 (42:09):
Wait a minute, mint, I hit something in a minute.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Let me reload. We're throwing them pail bottles.
Speaker 11 (42:15):
Man, let's try those skeets with a Prissella's face on
a man, Hey.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Won't you say we take a break? Eat? Get tall?
I go blisters of my fingers.
Speaker 11 (42:26):
Oh man, Johnny, we only been out here a shore
wine and come on fling for the king.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I'll buy you a box of fudge stickers. Come on,
just say hey Elvis, pay way held the King, we
have Elvis.
Speaker 11 (42:40):
We reload and then you start flinging them TV say.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Hey hey Elvis, Elvis, Hey hey King. Listen, listen.
Speaker 16 (42:46):
I hate to bother you while you're on the heavenly
shooting range, but I have something I got to talk
to you about here.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I think you need out.
Speaker 11 (42:52):
Robert, just you again, don't round me, boy, I got
a gun.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
In my hand. Well, I think you need to know this. Elvis.
Speaker 16 (43:00):
Eddie Murphy dating Lisa Marie. It's the latest issue of
the Globe, Eddie Murphy and Lisa Marie.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
And she's dating in that club entertainer. That's what it says.
Oh man, you got me a ride. I told you, man,
I got a gun on my head.
Speaker 11 (43:17):
I figured to see that thing here flip d Edie Murphy. Man,
I recognize this guy's picture. That's a guy that does
me on stage. You don't even do a good impression
on my man, and now it's dating my daughter. What's
the same flip oh man?
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Better?
Speaker 11 (43:33):
And I say what I think it does. Well, you're
flying around in a plane, man, Robberts. Tell me they
ain't done nothing. Man, tell me tell me this ain't
nothing but a bunch of tabloid trash.
Speaker 17 (43:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Well it's starting to shake like a man on a
fuzzy tree. It's in the globe. Well that's man.
Speaker 11 (43:49):
Come on, tell me you don't you don't think about
little Lisa, Marie, a little weddy?
Speaker 2 (43:54):
You know? Well, you know what do you mean?
Speaker 14 (43:56):
You know?
Speaker 2 (43:56):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (43:57):
I was?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
You know, you know, man?
Speaker 15 (44:00):
You know?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Oh bump Buglis, Damn I bump ugly? You know hey?
Oh you mean hey? I don't know if they eight
or not. Elvis, I will tell you something bowl he
ever lays.
Speaker 11 (44:14):
Please Marie, I'm coming down there, man, and I'm gonna
bring a shotgun with me, and I'm gonna be mad.
Count on it, com Bell and I'll tell you something
right here, man, It says, when they have dinner they
leave separately. Yeah, it's a good damn deal for him,
because I'm watching and he better be straight.
Speaker 16 (44:32):
Yeah, calmed up, king, half spoken, Elvis, Wait, fling them,
Johnny over.
Speaker 11 (44:40):
Mind them, TV says, start flinging them. Beverly Hills cop
video casass Hey, ells, wait.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Luffy, I got.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Something for you, O.
Speaker 11 (44:50):
Man, I'm blow his head off.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Elvis.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Happiness is a wl gold.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Fayaway.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
He's he's fading. Oh God, here's the slur, the things
that y'all find entertaining that this dumb ass Joe is done, that.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
He remembered it, that he remembered it.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Oh well, I'm here for you, lone Star ninety two five.
I hope y'all are getting a gut full of this
Elvis stuff today, because I keep getting requests for the
dumbest stuff.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
I just got a message from Shelley, what about Elvis
was a nark? That's her request.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Oh I think I might have that one, but I
got to get to this request first. This was request
since its death day tomorrow. This is uh, Elvis dies
on the crapper. You ready, yes, do it? Go for it.
I'm so ashamed. Here you go. Oh man, I'm kind
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of backed up here on this toilet.
Speaker 14 (46:14):
Man, must be all those peanut butter Nanna and quelud
sandwiches up and eaton. Let me give it one last push. Oh,
I think I just crapped a coronary man. Everything's fading,
the black lights are going out.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Albs, I love the building.
Speaker 6 (46:36):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (46:37):
This year's weren't a warm peer honor of the lovely
sixteen story worm Gear Mall, reminding you that the big
Elvis sail is coming up and we're knocking down prices
on just about anything with sequins on it in our mall. Plus,
they'll be our annual Elvis Looking Soundedlike competition. Last year's winner,
mister Larry Bundnunker will be on hand to toss them
sweat soaked scars like there ain't no tomorrow, and considering
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how overweight that many there might not be, also be
sure to enter the Spot Elvis Win Graceland contest. Each year,
more than a thousand people just like you pay five
hundred dollars to sit in them all all day and
take a chance to be the first to spot Elvis
Presley and win his former home. If you spot him,
you win Elvis's Graceland Mansion plot and all must be.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Real Elvis, not none imposter.
Speaker 9 (47:21):
Five hundred dollars entry fee, nine ree finals, and there's
so much more, including the special display at the half
eat and bronze jelly donut that some say has the
King's teeth marks still in it. Press your your close
and you might hear the voice of Elvis. Just ten
bucks a lesson. Yes, it's one for the money, two
for the show, three to get ready. Now spend year
a do at the Elvis sale at worm Gear mom.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
This Elvis Moment is brought to you by Elvis in
a Jar, the new shower jel that leaves you smelling
just like Elvis they used to.
Speaker 12 (47:54):
April seventeenth, nineteen sixty one, a group of expatriot Cubans,
with the help of the US government, launches an air
and sea assault on Castro's island at a place called
the Bay of Pigs.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
Suddenly, Elvis Presley parachuted interview Hanging above the battle on
the beach, he called down to the freedom fighter.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Paramando, does hear the Bay of Pigs? Where's the lake?
Speaker 12 (48:16):
Unfortunately, the sequence on Elvis's spandex jumpsuit reflected the hot
Cuban sun directly into the eyes of those on the beach.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
A meal deal, I gotta see a dan.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
The organized assault turned into a horrible route, and Pidel
Castro ruled his island for more than thirty years.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Well y'all got a pork shopper's home.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
This Elvis' moment was sponsored by Elvis and a Jar,
reminding you the King did more than just change the
face of Bob music. He changed the world like a
pair of dirty fins.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Time now for another poem by Elvis.
Speaker 14 (48:53):
Elare Ones was a man from them, took it and
he had a big old you know what, So about
him a Cadillac, thank he Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Stop Elvis for a while, Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two to five. Okay, the question arises, who
won the sex Pistols tickets?
Speaker 17 (49:12):
Eric Vermillion, Salisbury. Yeah, after that steak, yes they did.
It made me hungry to talk to He got to
make a gravy all over. Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Well, today we're going to find out if Rodeo Dallas
is going to reopen or not today. Today. They're supposed
to make a decision today.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
And you know what, it doesn't matter to me at all.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
No, Well, but I kind of want to go down
there and see the place.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Now, see what all the hubbalou is about.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah, they say there's too much violence because of them.
No violence is everywhere in deep Elm. You just got
to look for it, that's true, bro. If you don't
want to look for it, that's fine. But man, they
got shut down then they reopened and they got shut
down again. But we're gonna find out if Rodeo Ranch
is gonna evil the day as scheduled.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Well, there have been so many complaints, not just because
of the violence, but because of the management of the place.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Well, yep, that's that's a good way to get someplace
shut down. The management sucks.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
And I wonder because it's been like what two weeks
now since they implemented that curfew on deep ollm.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Oh, that's right, I roll up the streets ten pm.
Well not, and that's I think it's midnight.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
They ten pm. They can't screw around on the sidewalks midnight.
They're trying to make all the bars closed.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Oh yeah, you have to have special permission. You can't
be on the sidewalks after ten.
Speaker 7 (50:42):
There's been so many I've seen a bunch of the
reels on social media to fights breaking out that spill
out into the street, drunk people crossing into traffic.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
I can see what they're going for.
Speaker 7 (50:52):
By the way, can I mention this too, if you
go to deep Elm, don't try and save a few
bucks by parking way out in what we call the DMZ.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Don't do that.
Speaker 7 (51:01):
Spend some money park close to the venue you're going to,
it's much much safer, or park.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
Somewhere where you know is safe, and then just uber
it down to deep out.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Or are you can take a pistol with you. No,
don't I hold again?
Speaker 3 (51:21):
In this case bo does not know.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
All right.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
I got one more Elvis requestion. I promised. This is
it for today?
Speaker 3 (51:28):
Okay, give it to us.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Shelley Aldridge Roberts requested this. It's the old Piggart and
Bowden song. Elvis was an arc bay. Oh man, I'll
tell you, I'll buck you, I'll up I love them
all right, You're welcome. Isn't it weird to think that
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Ozzie's gone now?
Speaker 3 (51:54):
I know, it just breaks my heart and there's so
many social media posts about him, and then of course
I've been watching the Osbourne's online. It's just it's heartbreaking.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Well, you know, nobody's going to be around forever, but
I don't know. People weren't all that surprise because Ozzie
had been in bad health.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
But he did so well during the farewell show in
Birmingham and anybody that saw it heard him and he
sounded strong.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Well.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
I know they said that they had to back him
up really well, that's fine, but I gave it is
all on July fifth.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
It's just weird. We've had a lot of good people
pass away so far. I have a list of people
I wouldn't mind that would pass away. Oh I do too.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Nobody seems to God, they keep losing. We keep losing
the good ones.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
You know. There's several people that I wish would stop
breathing forever. Yeah, okay, let's talk time wasters.
Speaker 4 (52:59):
Here.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
What you got the bail? All right?
Speaker 3 (53:00):
This is what I have up on the Bow and
Them showpage at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
The thirtieth anniversary of Balance, the last Van Halen Studio
album with Sammy Hagar of Van Hagar Studio Album has
been expanded and is out today. We talked about this
earlier this week how it's going to be released today.
The two CD, two LP and Blu ray box set
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includes a remastered version of the album B sides eight
tracks from a concert at London's Wembley Stadium back in
nineteen ninety five. Now Rhino Record says, this is it.
This is going to be the last one of the
Van Hagar albums that they're going to re release. Sammy
has always wondered why Alex van Halen hasn't embraced the
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so called Van Hagar era.
Speaker 15 (53:44):
I'm as questioned as anybody else about why he doesn't
want to embrace the era that sold fifty million records.
I really wish he would explain that to me. I'm
not asking for going to go public. Al give me
a call and to me, he unintentionally handed me the legacy.
Mike and I the Van Hagar era. It's yours. You're
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responsible because you're the only one that can go out
and do it.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
I thought the Van Hagar era of Van Halen was great.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
I know so many so many people think that. You know,
I love both eras, the David Lee Roth and the
Sammy Hagar era, and I've got to see both in concert.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
But we've had several interactions with Sammy and he's just
a great.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
Guy, isn't he. Those Now, Sammy will no doubt feature
Van Hagar music when he has his annual birthday bash
in Cabo, San Lucas on October. Speaking of Sammy and Cabo,
he took to social media to post a video of
him with Turtles on the beach in Cabo singing a
line from Joni Mitchell's Big Yellow Taxi, and we have
that video of if you want to check it out.
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Happy Birthday to Tom Johnston of the Doobie Brothers, who
we just spoke to on Monday. He is seventy seven today.
Speaker 17 (54:53):
You know.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
When we spoke to him, he talked about writing Listen
to the music for the album to Loose Street back
in nineteen seventy two, and how he wo Cup producer
Ted Templeman in the middle of the night because he
was so excited about the song.
Speaker 10 (55:06):
I came up with that sitting in my bedroom playing
on acoustic and I think I called Ted at three
in the morning, woke him up. I said, Man, you
gotta hear this. This is going to be a single.
And I played it for him and he's half asleep.
Score sure, man, whatever he is might need a couple
of changes. I said, no, man, it's great, just like
it is. And we took in the studio and actually
didn't change much and it actually was a single. That's
the only time I've been right about anything as far
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as singles go. The premise of it is basically trying
to get the world leaders without saying that directly to
get together and forget all your problems and talk through
music instead of politics.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
Well, you know there's another good boy, Tom Johnston.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
Absolutely do Bie Brothers currently out on tour promoting their
new album with Michael McDonald, Walk This Road, and you
told him that they need to come back to town because
right now, as of this date, we still don't have
a tour stop for North Texas. Some old Tom John
Fogerty and his son Shane and Tyler are hosting a
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free listening party to celebrate the August twenty second release
of Fogerty's new album Legacy the Credence Clearwater Revival Years
John's version. It's gonna be this Tuesday. We have all
the details up. Also, Robert Plan has released a second
song from his upcoming album Saving Grace Gospel Plow. We
have the song up. The traditional spiritual number was actually
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covered by Bob Dylan back in nineteen sixty two, but
we have Robert Plant's version up. And finally, our tail
wagger of the Week from Pause in the City. This
puppy is up for adoption. His name is Dodger. He's
a small adult terrier mix white and cream with an
adorable smile. Check out his picture and his bio. It's
(56:42):
up on the Bow and Them show page at lone
Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
All exergent, here's an emergency. I had a fried peanut
butter and man are sandwich lating on it. I gotta
get out of here. Mab hey, thank you. I appreciate that. Well,
we've come to the end of not only another broadcast day,
but another week that we have. It was fun today, yes,
(57:08):
but I didn't want to elvis y'all to death because
the death day is not until tomorrow. But you guys
called in emailed me and said, come over ericle.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
How much stuff they remember from back in the day.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
No, it's kind of flattering, really, guy, I appreciate. Well, Uh,
coming up, Anna has to go to a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
Yeah, so my doctor had a cancelation. I was gonna
go next week in the afternoon, but he had a cancelation,
so he's gonna take me early and I'm gonna I'm
gonna head out of here, all right, all.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
Right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (57:49):
Meanwhile, love Star and iHeartRadio. I want to say a
big thank you to all the teachers who do so
much for their students. So we have teamed up with
donors choose to thank teachers and a big way with
five thousand dollars for the classroom. Today's teacher who is
now in the running four of the five grand Katie Outlaw.
Now Katie Outlaw teaches at Berkner High School in Richardson.
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And if you'd like to nominate a public school teacher,
all you have to do is go to lone Star
ninety two five dot com and then click on the
link for thank a teacher.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Okay, what was her name again.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
Katie Outlaw?
Speaker 2 (58:23):
How would you like to have a last name Outlaw?
She's a photography teacher. I would kill the half of
the lecture. So students are raising their hands in classic
going miss outlaw, miss out I.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
Thought the law and the law one.
Speaker 2 (58:40):
I'm changing my name on. Will we bowl Outlaw? I'll
be bow the Outlaw?
Speaker 3 (58:44):
I love it?
Speaker 2 (58:45):
How about that you're already outlaw?
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Bow?
Speaker 6 (58:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (58:48):
I guess so. Feel they'll have your sales a great
weekend and we'll be back on Monday where we'll have
another chance for you to pick your tickets. You can
get tickets to see the very funny friend of ours
Rodney Carrington at will Rogers Memorial Center on September fifth.
Or you can have tickets to see Pantera at Dosequi's
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Pavilion on September three. Of course, whichever one you don't
pick goes into the lone Star ticket window at eight forty.
We'll go get doctored up there, Annabelle. Alright, yeah, we
love you all, we'll say on Monday b
I want to be Oh have a beautiful bang and
the very beautiful way.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Okay, all right, I've given in emails, messages on the phone.
I wasn't gonna elvishit to death today because death day
is actually tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Which is why you should elvis us to death today
because we're off tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, okay, I'll do the Elvina Joplin call Elvis and
John Lennon playing Cards in Heaven because my former neighbor
Mickey McCain just loves that one. The King dies on
the crapper and ULA's Elvis cookies, O hard wait, all
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of them today.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Thank you, boy.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I just gave into the pressure. I'm such a pushover, Ada.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yes, we got to honor the king.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Damn right. I have me a peanut butter in Nana
sandwich and they try to keep from crapping for three
or four days.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Elvis fans, you can go to Gramstack tonight in the
Colony for their Sounds of Summer concert series. It's an
Elvis tribute. Starry Victor Travino Junior as hell.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What you Travino? I ain't no Memphis name.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Man, He's a vest Okay, Oh God at least it's Friday. Yeah,
all right, Yeah, and we celebrate today, yes, National kool
Aid Day.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I wore my kool Aid shirt yesterday, so I was
a day early since today at National cool Aid Day.
It's always celebrated on the second weekend of August in Hastings, Nebraska,
the city where kool Aid was created.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Thank you, Hastings.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Hastings kool Aid Days beginning nineteen ninety eighth, the same
year that kool Aid was named Nebraska's official state drink.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Which is your favorite cherry grape orange?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Which one has got to be the cherry?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I love bak red stuff. I'm the red stuff guy
for sure. I sometimes freeze it.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I made popsicles out here.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah. It is chant at the moonday every day. We
don't expect the moon to answer you back and have
me explain why it's chant at the moonday. I guess
I just didn't get the email.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Telling me we had a half moon this morning.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's right, I'll have a full moon when I get home. Yeah.
In the roll, it's a National men's Grooming Day. Yes,
please guys, brush your teeth, brush your hair, and trimmdim
damn hairs. And your nose in your eyebrows. Today. American Crew,
the leading maker of men's professional grooming products, lunched National
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Men's Grooming Day in two thousand and seven and it's
celebrated every August fifteenth, which is today. It's I Love
Cowboys and Cowgirls Day.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yes we do.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm more partial to the cow girls as you might
have guess.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
How about the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, oh, we'll talk about them on on Well, we'll
talk about them, but they were the cheerleaders were on
Celebrity Family Few. Yes I did, Yes, I did.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
They beat the Harlem Globe Drive. Yes they did, Yes
they did. Wow. It is National Best Friends Day, so
you and your bestie go out on the town tonight
and kick out the jam. There's a bonding experience, of course,
just try not to get arrested while you're doing it.
National Relaxation Days. Naps after the show is my favorite
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way to relax in my pillow. We'll start calling me
at ten am the day. And finally, when it's time
for dessert, don't forget it's National Lemon Meringue Pie Day.
The rest of the meal leading up is your choice.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, I have to make a trip to Normous for
their pie. Man, they make a good lemon killing. Their
meringue is like a foot tall he is. I mean,
there's more meringue than anything else. Oh as we merangue
our way through the show. Today, Sports of all sorts
is coming up. The freaking full file is extra stupid,
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But then again, isn't it always?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, so let's do our mourning stript.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It TEP fifteen. We have your family four pack of
tickets to see the Rangers and your last chance to
win those sex Pistols tickets as well.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It was fun talking to Steve Jones from London, Yes,
taking yoh what a doll? All right you already? Yes, sir,
it's kind to get your lazy ass up. Let me
help you. Here's one of these bad medicine, just like
them quay loose the King Cook. Okay, I'm not going
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to refer to it every time I open my mouth.
That's right, hey man. It's Fiver Sports, brought to you
by the Will Height Law Firm.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Now did any of you watch the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
on Celebrity Family Feud.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Last night not, but you did.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I did. I wanted to see it, and they beat
the Harlem Globe Trots.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Let's let them go well.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
The Minnesota Vikings have made a major move this offseason
by including two male cheerleaders in the squad. Nice Blaize
Shriek and Louis Kahn will be Strutton Day Stuff during
the twenty twenty five season. The Vikings are the twelfth
NFL team to include guys in the cheerleading squad, joining
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these franchises Baltimore Ravens, Los Angeles Rams, Philadelphia Eagles, San
Francisco forty nine Ers, New England Patriots, Tennessee Titans, Indianapolis Colts,
Kansas City Chiefs, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Carolina Anther's Head, the
New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I don't think the Cowboys will ever jump on that bandwagon.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, or will they?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I don't think so. I sul not because the men
wouldn't look good in those tiny shorts.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh God, all the body hair popping out everywhere. Jesus,
I don't want to see that, man, I'm sorry, I
don't want you.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
With the Michael Parsons situation still unresolved, bo a lot
of would be sports reporters on social media are stern
up trouble, including a troll account on x that poses
as an NFL insider. Now, this guy threw out the
baseless rumor this week that the Green Bay Packers have
a serious trade offer on the table for Michah Parsons.
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Should we believe it? Well not if you believe Michael
Parson's own brother, Terrence, who reacted to the social media
post with a long string of laughing emojis, He's like, nope.
He thinks that Micah is going to be a Cowboy
for the long haul. Meanwhile, people close to cow owner
Jerry Jones, who spoke to Yahoo Sports say this whole
drama surrounding the Micah Parsons deal may just be Jerry
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trying to gin up publicity ahead of the Netflix documentary
America's Team, The Gambler and His Cowboys, which starts streaming Tuesday,
August nineteenth. Now, Jerry Jones has been working on this
project with Netflix, and it's all about him for more
than two years.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Two years ago. Yeah, okay, Jerry, your show elsewhere in
the world of the Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
We all know that the team hasn't won a Super
Bowl in nearly three decades. If you listen closely right now,
you can hear the hardcore fans in the background going.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
This is our year.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, they say that every year.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Well, it hasn't stopped America's team, as they're known from
raking in the dollars for Jerry sport Co release. It's
twenty twenty five NFL franchise valuation rankings, and the rankings
value the Cowboys at the tippy top a twelve point
eight billion dollar value.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
God, that's more than they were last year.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Yeah, it's a two billion dollar jump bo over last
year's ten point three two billion valuation, a little over
a twenty five percent increase. Last year was the first
time an NFL franchise had surpassed ten billion in value.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So here's the top five.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
All right, okay, we got our Cowboys at the top
of twelve point eight billion. The Rams are worth ten
point four to three bill the Giants are were ten
and a quarter billion, Patriots eight point seven six billion,
and the forty nine Ers just under that at eight
point six billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That's the top five.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
When Jerry bought the Cowboys all the way back in
eighty nine, he paid one hundred and forty million dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Think about that with a handshake. Oh yeah, with the.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Handshake, and the current estimate, he's clocking in a nine
thousand and forty two point eight point six return on
his investment.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well one hundred and forty million, then into twelve ten
point two billion or whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
What Denzel Washington said is that Jerry is all about
in the pocketbook, and he's not about the fans and
winning as right.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
And this is you know, it's got to be music
to his ears, considering Dak Prescott is the most expensive
athlete out there, and so on and so forth. Cowboys fans,
it can leave a bitter after taste, and their financial
success has not necessarily translated to success on the field,
and that pisses some of us off royally.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh yes, oh yes. By the way, here's another football story.
After pleading guilty in July to two felony charges related
to a high speed hit and run crash that injured
at least four people on Central Expressway last year, Kansas
City Chiefs wide receiver Rachie Rice will have a disciplinary
here in with the NFL. On September thirtieth, in New York.
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Because the hearing isn't scheduled until the end of September,
Rice will be available to play in the Chiefs first
four games of the season, including a Super Bowl rematch
with the Philadelphia Eagles on September fourteenth. Judge Suel Robinson
will hear Rice's case. Is a four former US district
judge who serves as the disciplinary officer jointly appointed by
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the NFL and the NFL Players Association, and it's the
same judge who presided over Deshaun Watson's case in twenty
twenty two. Rememberround Nasty That one. After Robinson issues her punishment,
either the NFL or Rice may appeal the decision to
the Commissioner. Rice still has to serve a thirty day
jail sentence after reaching a plea deal with the Dallas
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County District Attorney last month. Though the criminal case is settled,
Rice is still dealing with civil cases because people have
sued him and won and he ain't given him month.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, they're still waiting on that check.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, well keep waiting. Be patient.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Texas Rangers begin a three game series in Toronto tonight
against the Blue Jays. First pitch will be at six
seven tonight on the mound for the Rangers right handed
pitcher Jacob de Grom and for the Blue Jays Chris Bassett.
Now tonight, you can watch the game on Apple TV Plus.
The first pitch will be at six tonight. At this
point in the season, the Rangers are in a fight
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for their playoff lies. After a disappointing year in twenty
twenty four where the World Series champs failed to make
the postseason, it appears both that they're on the same
path again this year. The Rangers have a five hundred record,
there's seven and a half games out of the American
League West lead, and trail the final wild card spot
by three and a half games.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well, it's winding down, guys, to find a nut up here. Okay, yeah, seriously.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
So, it's that part of the year where the NBA
teams are starting to release their full regular season schedule
for first peaks, and that of course includes our own
boys in the Dallas Mavericks. They're entering the season with
a lot of hype stuck to them. They got a
veteran roster, They've got an exciting number one pick in
Cooper Flag. The ceiling is very high for the MAVs
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this coming season, and the Western Conference is also stacked
this year, so the MAVs have their work cut out
for them, regardless of the fact that they've got a
pretty powerful looking lineup coming out. Dallas opens his season
with a Texas showdown against the San Antonio Spurs. That'll
be at the Double A C and it'll be a
battle of number one picks, Flag and Victor wem Benogna.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I'll call it Victor, rub your Mama. There you go,
rub your mama. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Cool dude though, I really like.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He seemed like he is, but he's on the Spurs.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
We got some real superstars playing in the NBA and
Texas Man Victor spent his off season with shoolin Monks Home.
What he did shoolin Monks Yeah, he learned how to
fight people off with just a staff or something.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I guess that's.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Really good for a basketball player, so they can kind
of like zone out.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well because they do a lot of mind stuff.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Yes, yeah, yeah, you want to get zen before you
go out on the court. Better news for the MAVs
fans check this out. The team starts the season with
five straight home games. That's exciting. Yeah, in the latter
half of that homestand Dallas will take on the reigning
East and West Conference champions, the Pacers and the Oklahoma
City Thunder.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Over the Champs World Champs. Let's go back to baseball
for just a second. When the Milwaukee Brewers won their
twelfth consecutive game on Wednesday, we talked about this. The
state of Wisconsin rejoiced because it meant that George Webb
restaurant chain would be giving away free Hamburgers to celebrate
the achievement. But those burgers were not immediately available, which
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was a surprise to at least one customer who went
in there. Didn't get his free burger, he called nine
to one one. Really, this guy called the emergency number,
which is only supposed to be used in emergencies.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Called the manager.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yes, the call came in on Wednesday afternoon, and the
nine to one to one dispatcher had to explain to
the man that while the Brewers were winning big, the
game wasn't even over yet. When he went in.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
There, already ready to play his burgers.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
To the restaurant, demanded his free burger before the game
even ended. Wanting his free burger. While customers can start
picking up vouchers today. The big Burger giveaway won't happen
until next Wednesday, but here with their HEGs in before
the game is even over. All right, freaking full file man,
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all of all of them go Dallas Forwards Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five. Okay, you guys, talk me
into it. I'll bring a little Elvis Diddy out of
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the King's Toy box here. But now it's time for
the freaking full file. Mmmm. A seventy five year old
Chinese man recently fell victim to the deception of artificial
intelligence by falling so in love with an AI generated
online model that he asked his wife for a divorce.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Oh no, it's happened again. Someone fell for an AI.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I guess he thought it was real. The man named
Jang came across an AI generated female avatar while browsing
social media. The girl is obviously an AI creation, but
to Jang guntree ny, he was a beautiful woman who
really enjoys having conversations with him. Oh boy, wake up, Junia.
It doesn't even matter that her speech and her moving
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lips were way out of sync. The man became so
obsessed with his online girlfriend that the highlight of his
day is waiting by his phone to get new generic
messages from her. They can have them call you on
the phone.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, and they say exactly what you want to hear.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
They're trained to or programmed too exactly. At one point,
after his wife scolds him for spending too much time
on his phone, the man tells his wife of several
decades that he wants to force her to fully dedicate
himself to the AI avatar because he thinks it's a
real woman. In the end, Jang's children were able to
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bring the pension her to his senses, explaining to him
how AI works and that his internet love interest didn't
actually exist in reality. Well, this guy was so disappointed
to hear that his true love wasn't real he locked
himself in a room and stayed there for almost three weeks.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Oh, how sad.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Goodness listening to air supply I imagine.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Oh ho, come on, I guess somebody forgot to tell
him about AI. He just didn't get the memo either.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
All right, Moving on from AI, let's talk about a
man's best friend. A quiet neighborhood in Alabama has become
the center of a chilling mystery thanks to a very
persistent family dog in the Center Point area of Alabama,
two year old German Shepherd mix named Chi Karine has
dragged home human remains four times in less than a year,
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and each discovery has deepened an ongoing homicide investigation. The
latest incident happened last week, and when the dog brought
home would appear to be part of a human skeleton,
the owner said that she did it again. Look at
Chee Karine. How cute? Oh so, deputies responded. Investigators later
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found more remains in nearby woods. Those remains are now
being tested to see if they belonged to the same
victim as previous discoveries by Chee Karin. It all began
around a year ago this month when cheek Arine and
another dog responded playing with a human skull near their home.
At first, police didn't believe it was real until detectives
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confirmed that it was and it had a gunshot.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Wound in it.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
All authorities have placed a GPS device on the dog,
hoping that she'll lead them to the rest of the remains.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Well, dogs are just I guess that's just in their
blood to go after bone.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Absolute they hire this dog with the police force.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Yeah, that's what we think, and tickerin should be a
police dog, a homicide detective.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Well, but dogs are mostly wanting bones that have a
little meat on them, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well maybe this person did have.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh that makes it even worse.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Oh meat, it probably turned a beef jerky at that point,
but to a dog. Over to Italy and ConA, Italy,
where holy god, you guys, a sixty four year old
man was found lucid and conscious in his bed two
days after accidentally shooting himself in the head with a crossbow.
What yes, and from a very close range. The unidentified guy,
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he's a known crossbow enthusiast, was found in his home
by local cops by calling an emergency service phone call
from a concerned family member. After forcing open the man's door,
cops found him lying in the bed and the end
of a crossbow bolt arrow sticking.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Out of his forehead. That means he must have missed
his brain by like a frog hair, oh exactly.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
He was immediately transported to a local hospital, conscious, lucid,
eyes open.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Can you imagine that?
Speaker 7 (19:17):
According to the doctors, he babbled incoherently, but he could
still speak despite the serious injury and this crossbow bolt
or crossbow arrow in his head prevented him from turning
his head. Hospital staff learned that he had not eaten
or drunk anything for that two awful days ever since
he nailed himself in the noggin. The man survived the
incident and said that he pointed the crossbow at his face.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
To see what it looked like. This is what it
looked like when somebody's about to shoot you in the
head with a crossbow. Whoops, I did it to.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
My and while he was looking down that barrelr he
pulled the trigger.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Genius. Well that's just dirt clod dumbasses like He's lucky
to be alive.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
That, Sam Kinnison would say. Then the herd.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Then there's Matt Barr. He has a broken arm and
says that it's this giant wang that is to blame.
The London resident has had his manhood measured at fourteen
and a half inches, making it potentially the largest schlong
in the world. In fact, there's been a cast made
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of it that is currently on display in a museum
in Iceland. Bar says moving too fast can affect his balance,
you know what I mean? And in this instance, he
was in the shower and didn't see the shower gel
on the floor of the tub because of his huge
Mister Happy was in his eyeline and he slipped. The
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result was a slip that resulted in two broken bones
in his arm and shoulder. The incident was a valuable
learning lesson for Barr, who has since invested in a
non slip bath mat.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Well, that was smart.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
The story just goes to show you that you can't
make stuff up like this because you don't have to.
But you know, oh both, she's gonna picture.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Does he look like he has the world's long as slang?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
No, but I know how the guy fits.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
You've learned to live.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
With mind my leg before. Yeah, I saw you do
that when I was at your house.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
That explains a lot of what happened at Saint Patrick's.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Now, that's it. That's why I pore up my knees.
The schlung weighed me down so much that I popped
out both my partlages. Poor boat God.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Okay, coming up next hour, you get to pick your
ticket up for grabs, a family four pack of tickets
to see The Rangers Versus The Angels August twenty seventh,
or you can pick tickets to see the Sex Pistols
next month at the Longhorn Ballroom. Whatever you don't pick,
we'll go into the lone Star ticket window pick your ticket.
We'll do it around seven to fifty here on the
Boat and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock
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Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Do you have any more tape over there? It's starting
to get loose, h Dallas fors Classic Rock a lone
Star ninety two to five. Your last chance to pick
your ticket this week four A pack of Rangers tickets
our tickets to see the sex Pistols. How cool was
speaking Jones on yesterday?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
He had some great stories and we've got that up
on social media and on the website.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah yeah, okay, uh, y'all have talked me into pulling
out all this Elvis crab.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Well, we appreciated both.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
So we're going to start with a phone call that
came in on Elvis's birthday or death day. I can't
remember when it was, but Jimmy and I answered the
phone and here's what we heard.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
My name is and I recently discovered the Elvis firstly
in Jennet Chopplin's daughter and I heard you guys have
the will a copy of the will of Elvis as well.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Is there any way I can get what you guys
or tell me?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Well, wait a minute, whoa, whoa? First off, you say
you are Elvis Presley's and Janice Joplin's daughter. Yes, sir,
And what makes you think you are Elvis Presley and
Janis Joplin's daughter.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
I absolutely am. I have jewelry from my mother, I
have coats from my dad. When I was a kid,
I had Elvis Presley collection. It was a huge stack
of everything he ever did and was delivered to me
at my house. That was all about covers, like a
forty fives. It was all about covers.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Ok Now, did you hear what just happened? Did you
hear that? What was that? Was she in mid hunger
when that happened? Because it sounded like something hit the water.
We didn't hear it. Rig Okay, listen, here here's good
of forty fives.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
It was all about covers.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
She dropping a dude, It sounds like it. We didn't
hear it until we played it. Just listen, just listen.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Forty fives was all that covers I had Elvis Prisley's
jackets from Well, and he was in the army. I
was basically born in Fort Hood, Texas. My dad, the
King left Fort Hood a few hours after I was born,
and my father who raised me in the army with
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Elvis Presley.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And well, I'll tell you in the Last Will and Testament,
it's a copy and there's no mention anywhere of Janice
Joplin or a daughter born out of wedlock. When did
Elvis and Janice hook up?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I believe my mom hitched from Port Arthur, Texas and
went to see my dad New Orleans, who was four
hours away. Uh huh, Dennis hitched everywhere when she went erewhere,
and I was born exactly nine months later. I was
on a timeline where Elvis was.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
So in other words, it was a case of a
highway love.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
It's a one night stand, and I was born. And
I know there's also besides that. I know that my
parents' real daughters, Patty Anne Henderson, who is Bugs Henderson's wife,
I know that for a fact, and that my parents
don't look like me. I looked back at my pictures
and I don't look anything like my mom or dad,
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and Patty Anne Henderson looks exactly like my mother, exactly
like my brother.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
You're getting off track here. What does what does Patty
Ann Henderson have to do with Janis Joplin and Ilvis.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Well, my parents, I had a baby. Babies were switched
in Fort Hood, Texas. Patty Anne Henderson is actually my
parents little daughter, and I'm Elvis Presley's and Janie's daughter.
I look exactly like Janie, I sing like her. I
can sing exactly like Elvis. I got a pearl necklace,
a baby pearl necklace.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Well, what you do in the privacy of your own
bedroom is none of my business.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
You can get a copy of the will at Graceland.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Well, I don't have any money, sir. I'm a children's
entertainer and I don't have too much money. And I
haven't had very many shows lately, and I don't have
any money. I've also gotten a DNA test that was
tampered with West.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Oh, so you got a DNA Wait wait, you got
a DNA test to prove this and you think the
DNA test was tampered with, absolutely tampered to West And
how do you know how do you know this?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Well, because when you get a DNA test. There's three
things that they do. They take your picture with a
sign that has a number on it. Huh, They take
your thumbprint, and they take your DNA. And my parents
went down to after many months of begging to have
a DNA test done. Also, guitar at the Guitar Festival
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originally told me who I was. Basically, they said, I
look exactly like I look exactly like Janice.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Joplin, who told you at the Guitar Festival that.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
The Tective Museum of Music. They wanted to dress me
in Janesis clothes because I looked exactly like her on
exactly Jenesis side, and they wanted to use me for promotions.
They said, I look exactly like Janna. Everybody told me
I look like Janice. I worked in deep Elm and
night called my brother owned I whole liked. Everybody told
me I look Janis. I just never thought about it
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because I didn't think I was adopted.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
There's no record of Janice Joplin having any children.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Well I know that she did, because I'm alive, sir, Okay,
Well that kills that then, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Jimmy.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
She had abortion in nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
She had me.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
And also she sings to me in a.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Song she sings, well, she sings to you and her songs.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Absolutely, there's several songs she sings to me. The song
next to Mercedes Been, she sings to me, and she sings,
I wish, I wish I could hold your little hands.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
And that's about you, yepe.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
She only had one daughter.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
She had me.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
I received when I was a child. I received a
little baby pearl necklace. It was a little baby one
and I also have a ring. I found it in
my safe yesterday. It's a little baby ring and it
says twelve on my mom dial house, twelve years old.
When I received the necklace, my mother said, this is
most precious necklace that you'll ever own in your life.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And hold it. Who gave you that? Hey? Who gave
you that?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Raised me?
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Now have you ever talked to anybody with the Presley
Enterprise Organization or the or Janice Choplin family.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
I have contacted many, many times Lisa Marie Presley my
message and she never answered me. And I wrote very
nice note online publicly on the main page.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
So why is it today that we hear from you?
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Because I heard last week when was my dad's birthday,
and I tried to call in and you guys didn't
have a chance to answer.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Well, I'm sorry, we were real busy here. It was
the King's birth I mean, your daddy's birthday show, and I've.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Just been thinking about it for the last few days.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
However, if we'd have known it was Elvis's daughter, my
Janis Jonlin, we want to answered the fault.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
I promise, I am, I guarantee, I am.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Okay, Well, good luck proven it.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
So there's nothing on the will whatsoever that said.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
No, I've read it.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
No, In fact, you can read it online. I've got
it pulled up right now, and the whole will is online.
All you do is have to google Elvis Presley's will
and it's all there, okay, and you can read it yourself.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
All right, Okay, Well, thanks for calling Elvina, right Okay. Now,
I'm not saying she ate. I ain't saying she is,
but you're saying it's probably unlikely. It's highly unlike now
that that's Elvis and Janis Joplin's dog. Right.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Well, the first clue was the dropping of the deuce,
which said it was BS.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I don't know, she may have been washing dishes or
pouring water. I don't know. But the reason we sat
on it was because, well, we were gonna have her
up here. Yeah, and then Randy talked to her for
a while and we decided that's not a good ye, right,
So we figured we'd just share you the call. We
thought we'd share the call. Now she may be okay, right,
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I ain't. We're no judge. We're not judging anything she
may be saying she is anything.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Well, yeah, if Janice hitch High comport Arthur to New
Orleans where Elvis?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
What was Elvis doing to he was filming King Creole.
See what we deal with sometimes? Oh, Lord, Jane's help.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Us all.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Start ninety two five. Speaking
of the Doobie Brothers, Tom Johnston, who we had on
the show earlier this week, turned seventy seven today, and
here's him telling about how he came up with that song.
Listen to the music.
Speaker 10 (31:25):
I came up with that sitting in my bedroom playing
on acoustic and I think I called Ted at three in
the morning, woke him up.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I said, man, you gotta hear this.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
This is going to be a single, and I played
it for him, and he's half asleep, going sure, man,
whatever he says might need a couple of changes.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I said, no, man, it's great, just like it is.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
And we took in the studio and actually it didn't
change and it actually was a single. That's the only
time I've been right about anything as far as Singlet's go.
The premise of it is basically trying to get the
world leaders without saying that directly, to get together and
forget all your problems and talk from music instead of politics.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Listen to the music. Yeah, there you go. All right, Well,
you know, it's the weekend, and it just so happens.
Living here is so cool because there's always a lot
going on during weekends. Let's find out. It's time far
Hey what.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
I'm so glad you are all right? Are you ready
for some football?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, I know you are.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Bo.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Tomorrow NFL Action is back at Jerry World the Dallas Cowboys,
based off of the Baltimore Ravens, in preseason action at
at and T Stadium. Kickoff is at six tomorrow night.
Soccer fans Tomorrow night at Chalktass Stadium right across room
Jerry World in Arlington. It's North Texas Soccer Club versus
Saint Louis. That match will start at seven forty five
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Sunday at the American Airline Center in Dallas. Big Three
returns to Dallas for the league's eighth season. This is
three on three Professional Basketball. Doors will open Sunday at
one and the action will get underway at two at
the American Airline Center. Music to check out this weekend
Tonight at Dicky's Arena and Fort Worth. It's the Swedish
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rock group Ghost and their Skeletor World Tour. Meanwhile in Durant, Oklahoma,
Tonight at Chalk Talk Casino and Resorts Grand Theater, Queens
Reich and Ace Freeley in concert. We gave away a
bunch of tickets to that show. Oh Yeah at Lucas
Oil Live at WinStar World Casino Tonight, Los Theades Del
Norte and Country Star Gary Allen. Tomorrow night Tonight at
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the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory the country rock group
Treaty Oak Revival, and then Sunday night you can see
The Lost Eighties Live featuring Flock of Seagulls, The Vapors
and many many more. Monday night at Toyota Music Factory
Toto in concert with Men at Work and Christopher Cross,
and we gave tickets to that show as well. At
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dose Eki's Pavilion Tomorrow night, the pop group Big Time
Rush Billy Bob's in Fort Worth. Tonight, Randy Rogers in
pat Green and then tomorrow country star Gretchen Wilson at
Arlington Music Call. Tonight, you can see the Bellamy Brothers
at the Granada Theater in Dallas. Tomorrow night, It's a
Grateful Dead tribute band at the Kessler Theater. American alternative
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country music band The Van Deliers. Meanwhile at the Eisman
Center in Richardson Tomorrow night, Piano Men Generations featuring the
music of Billy Joel and Elton John. You can also
see Benis Say, the Prince of Spanish Guitar. He's at
the Heisman Center in the Hill Performance Hall, Lava Cantina
and the Colony tomorrow night. Infinite Journey, the Journey tribute
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band at the Revel in Frisco. Tomorrow night, Motley Crue
fans can see Cruligans at Grandscape in the Colony. Their Sounds,
a summer concerts series continues and tonight since tomorrow is
Elvis' death day Tonight at Grandscape an Elvis tribute featuring
Victor Trevino Junior.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
So I guess he's Elves absolutely free.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Always you have a K pop fan in your family.
Tomorrow night at Globeli Field, expect crazy traffic. Fans of
the K pop group A Teas are gonna show up
in full force. Now think about it. Tomorrow night at
Jerry World, it's the Cowboys. At Globeli Field it's this
K pop band. And then at Chactas Stadium it's soccer.
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It's going to be crazy in Arlington tomorrow. Comedy this
weekend at the Dallas Comedy Club from Saturday Night Live
Michael Longfellow. He has shows tonight and tomorrow Theater Lovers,
Windspare Opera House. This weekend, Broadway Dallas presents Life of Pie,
the play based on the best selling book. Tonight in
Downtown Roulet their first ever Party on Maine with live music,
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great food and drinks and fun family activities. Party on
Maine gets underway at eight tonight and it is a
free family event. And you know what I say, If
it's free, it's for me. Downtown Dallas Tomorrow night the
Main Street bizarre vip back to school bash. They're gonna
have food, local vendors, family fun, plus prizes are going
to be awarding and that, my friends, is just some
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of what's going on on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well sounded like a busy one to meet Scyllaporus Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. Okay, I've been getting
Elvis requests all day. I'll get to them. I'll try
to get to as many of them as I I'm
surprising how many people have been calling in.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Hey, remember when you did this one?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, yeah, we got to give a shout out to
bus driver Bill Teal.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yes, out in Quinland, he drives for.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
The Queenland d He says he plays this goofy ass
show on the bus for the kids. For the kid
Oh my god, we're going to ruin children's lives with
every time we opened them my ca.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
He said that it freaked me out of go oh
my god, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
To hell, especially after they hear the rest of this show. Okay,
here's what we got a chance for you to pick
your tickets. You want a family four pack of tickets
to see the Rangers take on the La Angels, or
you want to take us to see the sex pistols.
Let's play fraction flickers. Let's go now, this is probably
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the easiest damn contest ever.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Say that and then we can't get it.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Well, I really mean it this time.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Oh God, let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Okay, this is a clip from an Elvis movie. You
have to tell me who Elvis is talking to. I
want the actor's name.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Okay, actor, actress, actor, atory.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
All right, listen and tell me who Elvis is talking
to in this movie.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Alright, kid, how.
Speaker 11 (37:39):
Would you like to kick me in the I would
no kidding.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I'll tell you what if you kick me in the
shin real hard.
Speaker 12 (37:48):
I'll give you a quarter.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
You go ahead and play.
Speaker 13 (37:50):
It, all right, Come on this one more time.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'll play I was this a heart thrum?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Well he grew up to be Okay, I figured you did.
Let play it again. How would you have to kick in?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I would kick.
Speaker 14 (38:23):
No kidd.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
I'll tell you what if you kicked me in the
shin real hard.
Speaker 12 (38:26):
I'll give you a quarter.
Speaker 15 (38:27):
Okay, go ahead and play it more.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Okay, it's a little kid, and that's from the movie.
It happened at the World's Face and this little kid
grew up to play Elvis. Oh, okay, you know the
untul the star. Is it this guy? Right?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Is it that guy? No? No, no, there you go.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Ok did grow up?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yes he did? All right, bolling them show What was
the name of that little kid? What's the actor's name?
Kurt Russell grew up to play Elvis? Yes he did. Yeah,
I told you it was an easy contest. You are
the only ones that had trouble with apparently. Okay, two questions.
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Who is this? First of all? Hell? Who is this?
Speaker 14 (39:38):
This is?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Okay, the questions get harder. Yes, okay, Rod, which tickets
do you want? You want the four pack of Rangers tickets?
So you want the tickets to see the the sex Pistons.
All right, let's go on Baseball Rangers it is.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
We're gonna set you up, mister.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Al right, hang on just a minute, because we've got
to get some information from you. We will hook yeah bye,
thank you, all right, you got it. So that means
that we are going to have tiggers disease the Zex
business in the ticket window when that opens up around
eight forty.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
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we have another chance for you to score a trip
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Speaker 2 (40:39):
Com, Dallas hors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Yes,
tomorrow is Elvis death Day. Uh huh, And I've been
get a whole bunch of requests to play a bunch
of elviscrap. In fact, I got this request a little
while ago.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Don't you have a little ditty about Elvis shooting the
skiing at the gun.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
When he found out Lisa Marie was dating Eddie Murphy. Yeah, oh,
let me see, let me see if I can whooped
that out for you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 14 (41:11):
Why why.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I love it when you all do that? Yeah, this
is very old. This is back in the Q one
O two days awesome when me and Jimmy sounded like
we were twelve years old. But yes, what happened was
it was in the tabloids that Lisa Marie Presley was
dating Eddie Murphy and Elvis didn't like it one bit.
Speaker 16 (41:35):
Eddie Murphy dating Elvis's daughter, has been on Eddie's private plane.
They've had dinner. They left separately, though it's in the
globe trying to be true. Well, let me tweak up
the crystal ball. Are you sure you don't want to
be the one to tell him right behind you all
the way?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Sure? Wait? Wait, we get an image. Now I'm starting
to see something. Yet, Oh there he is loaded enough?
What's he doing right now? I'm ready? Let's go poll way?
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Damn it?
Speaker 11 (42:09):
Wait a minute, mint, I hit something in a minute.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Let me reload. We're throwing them pail bottles.
Speaker 11 (42:15):
Man, let's try those skeets with a Prissella's face on
a man, Hey.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Won't you say we take a break? Eat? Get tall?
I go blisters of my fingers.
Speaker 11 (42:26):
Oh man, Johnny, we only been out here a shore
wine and come on fling for the king.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I'll buy you a box of fudge stickers. Come on,
just say hey Elvis, pay way held the King, we
have Elvis.
Speaker 11 (42:40):
We reload and then you start flinging them TV say.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Hey hey Elvis, Elvis, Hey hey King. Listen, listen.
Speaker 16 (42:46):
I hate to bother you while you're on the heavenly
shooting range, but I have something I got to talk
to you about here.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I think you need out.
Speaker 11 (42:52):
Robert, just you again, don't round me, boy, I got
a gun.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
In my hand. Well, I think you need to know this. Elvis.
Speaker 16 (43:00):
Eddie Murphy dating Lisa Marie. It's the latest issue of
the Globe, Eddie Murphy and Lisa Marie.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
And she's dating in that club entertainer. That's what it says.
Oh man, you got me a ride. I told you, man,
I got a gun on my head.
Speaker 11 (43:17):
I figured to see that thing here flip d Edie Murphy. Man,
I recognize this guy's picture. That's a guy that does
me on stage. You don't even do a good impression
on my man, and now it's dating my daughter. What's
the same flip oh man?
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Better?
Speaker 11 (43:33):
And I say what I think it does. Well, you're
flying around in a plane, man, Robberts. Tell me they
ain't done nothing. Man, tell me tell me this ain't
nothing but a bunch of tabloid trash.
Speaker 17 (43:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Well it's starting to shake like a man on a
fuzzy tree. It's in the globe. Well that's man.
Speaker 11 (43:49):
Come on, tell me you don't you don't think about
little Lisa, Marie, a little weddy?
Speaker 2 (43:54):
You know? Well, you know what do you mean?
Speaker 14 (43:56):
You know?
Speaker 2 (43:56):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (43:57):
I was?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
You know, you know, man?
Speaker 15 (44:00):
You know?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Oh bump Buglis, Damn I bump ugly? You know hey?
Oh you mean hey? I don't know if they eight
or not. Elvis, I will tell you something bowl he
ever lays.
Speaker 11 (44:14):
Please Marie, I'm coming down there, man, and I'm gonna
bring a shotgun with me, and I'm gonna be mad.
Count on it, com Bell and I'll tell you something
right here, man, It says, when they have dinner they
leave separately. Yeah, it's a good damn deal for him,
because I'm watching and he better be straight.
Speaker 16 (44:32):
Yeah, calmed up, king, half spoken, Elvis, Wait, fling them,
Johnny over.
Speaker 11 (44:40):
Mind them, TV says, start flinging them. Beverly Hills cop
video casass Hey, ells, wait.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Luffy, I got.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Something for you, O.
Speaker 11 (44:50):
Man, I'm blow his head off.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Elvis.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Happiness is a wl gold.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 8 (45:02):
Fayaway.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
He's he's fading. Oh God, here's the slur, the things
that y'all find entertaining that this dumb ass Joe is done, that.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
He remembered it, that he remembered it.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Oh well, I'm here for you, lone Star ninety two five.
I hope y'all are getting a gut full of this
Elvis stuff today, because I keep getting requests for the
dumbest stuff.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
I just got a message from Shelley, what about Elvis
was a nark? That's her request.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Oh I think I might have that one, but I
got to get to this request first. This was request
since its death day tomorrow. This is uh, Elvis dies
on the crapper. You ready, yes, do it? Go for it.
I'm so ashamed. Here you go. Oh man, I'm kind
(46:12):
of backed up here on this toilet.
Speaker 14 (46:14):
Man, must be all those peanut butter Nanna and quelud
sandwiches up and eaton. Let me give it one last push. Oh,
I think I just crapped a coronary man. Everything's fading,
the black lights are going out.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Albs, I love the building.
Speaker 6 (46:36):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (46:37):
This year's weren't a warm peer honor of the lovely
sixteen story worm Gear Mall, reminding you that the big
Elvis sail is coming up and we're knocking down prices
on just about anything with sequins on it in our mall. Plus,
they'll be our annual Elvis Looking Soundedlike competition. Last year's winner,
mister Larry Bundnunker will be on hand to toss them
sweat soaked scars like there ain't no tomorrow, and considering
(46:59):
how overweight that many there might not be, also be
sure to enter the Spot Elvis Win Graceland contest. Each year,
more than a thousand people just like you pay five
hundred dollars to sit in them all all day and
take a chance to be the first to spot Elvis
Presley and win his former home. If you spot him,
you win Elvis's Graceland Mansion plot and all must be.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Real Elvis, not none imposter.
Speaker 9 (47:21):
Five hundred dollars entry fee, nine ree finals, and there's
so much more, including the special display at the half
eat and bronze jelly donut that some say has the
King's teeth marks still in it. Press your your close
and you might hear the voice of Elvis. Just ten
bucks a lesson. Yes, it's one for the money, two
for the show, three to get ready. Now spend year
a do at the Elvis sale at worm Gear mom.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
This Elvis Moment is brought to you by Elvis in
a Jar, the new shower jel that leaves you smelling
just like Elvis they used to.
Speaker 12 (47:54):
April seventeenth, nineteen sixty one, a group of expatriot Cubans,
with the help of the US government, launches an air
and sea assault on Castro's island at a place called
the Bay of Pigs.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
Suddenly, Elvis Presley parachuted interview Hanging above the battle on
the beach, he called down to the freedom fighter.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Paramando, does hear the Bay of Pigs? Where's the lake?
Speaker 12 (48:16):
Unfortunately, the sequence on Elvis's spandex jumpsuit reflected the hot
Cuban sun directly into the eyes of those on the beach.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
A meal deal, I gotta see a dan.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
The organized assault turned into a horrible route, and Pidel
Castro ruled his island for more than thirty years.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Well y'all got a pork shopper's home.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
This Elvis' moment was sponsored by Elvis and a Jar,
reminding you the King did more than just change the
face of Bob music. He changed the world like a
pair of dirty fins.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Time now for another poem by Elvis.
Speaker 14 (48:53):
Elare Ones was a man from them, took it and
he had a big old you know what, So about
him a Cadillac, thank he Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Stop Elvis for a while, Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two to five. Okay, the question arises, who
won the sex Pistols tickets?
Speaker 17 (49:12):
Eric Vermillion, Salisbury. Yeah, after that steak, yes they did.
It made me hungry to talk to He got to
make a gravy all over. Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Well, today we're going to find out if Rodeo Dallas
is going to reopen or not today. Today. They're supposed
to make a decision today.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
And you know what, it doesn't matter to me at all.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
No, Well, but I kind of want to go down
there and see the place.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Now, see what all the hubbalou is about.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah, they say there's too much violence because of them.
No violence is everywhere in deep Elm. You just got
to look for it, that's true, bro. If you don't
want to look for it, that's fine. But man, they
got shut down then they reopened and they got shut
down again. But we're gonna find out if Rodeo Ranch
is gonna evil the day as scheduled.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Well, there have been so many complaints, not just because
of the violence, but because of the management of the place.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Well, yep, that's that's a good way to get someplace
shut down. The management sucks.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
And I wonder because it's been like what two weeks
now since they implemented that curfew on deep ollm.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Oh, that's right, I roll up the streets ten pm.
Well not, and that's I think it's midnight.
Speaker 7 (50:28):
They ten pm. They can't screw around on the sidewalks midnight.
They're trying to make all the bars closed.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Oh yeah, you have to have special permission. You can't
be on the sidewalks after ten.
Speaker 7 (50:42):
There's been so many I've seen a bunch of the
reels on social media to fights breaking out that spill
out into the street, drunk people crossing into traffic.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
I can see what they're going for.
Speaker 7 (50:52):
By the way, can I mention this too, if you
go to deep Elm, don't try and save a few
bucks by parking way out in what we call the DMZ.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Don't do that.
Speaker 7 (51:01):
Spend some money park close to the venue you're going to,
it's much much safer, or park.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
Somewhere where you know is safe, and then just uber
it down to deep out.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Or are you can take a pistol with you. No,
don't I hold again?
Speaker 3 (51:21):
In this case bo does not know.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
All right.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
I got one more Elvis requestion. I promised. This is
it for today?
Speaker 3 (51:28):
Okay, give it to us.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Shelley Aldridge Roberts requested this. It's the old Piggart and
Bowden song. Elvis was an arc bay. Oh man, I'll
tell you, I'll buck you, I'll up I love them
all right, You're welcome. Isn't it weird to think that
(51:52):
Ozzie's gone now?
Speaker 3 (51:54):
I know, it just breaks my heart and there's so
many social media posts about him, and then of course
I've been watching the Osbourne's online. It's just it's heartbreaking.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Well, you know, nobody's going to be around forever, but
I don't know. People weren't all that surprise because Ozzie
had been in bad health.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
But he did so well during the farewell show in
Birmingham and anybody that saw it heard him and he
sounded strong.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Well.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
I know they said that they had to back him
up really well, that's fine, but I gave it is
all on July fifth.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
It's just weird. We've had a lot of good people
pass away so far. I have a list of people
I wouldn't mind that would pass away. Oh I do too.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Nobody seems to God, they keep losing. We keep losing
the good ones.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
You know. There's several people that I wish would stop
breathing forever. Yeah, okay, let's talk time wasters.
Speaker 4 (52:59):
Here.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
What you got the bail? All right?
Speaker 3 (53:00):
This is what I have up on the Bow and
Them showpage at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
The thirtieth anniversary of Balance, the last Van Halen Studio
album with Sammy Hagar of Van Hagar Studio Album has
been expanded and is out today. We talked about this
earlier this week how it's going to be released today.
The two CD, two LP and Blu ray box set
(53:21):
includes a remastered version of the album B sides eight
tracks from a concert at London's Wembley Stadium back in
nineteen ninety five. Now Rhino Record says, this is it.
This is going to be the last one of the
Van Hagar albums that they're going to re release. Sammy
has always wondered why Alex van Halen hasn't embraced the
(53:41):
so called Van Hagar era.
Speaker 15 (53:44):
I'm as questioned as anybody else about why he doesn't
want to embrace the era that sold fifty million records.
I really wish he would explain that to me. I'm
not asking for going to go public. Al give me
a call and to me, he unintentionally handed me the legacy.
Mike and I the Van Hagar era. It's yours. You're
(54:04):
responsible because you're the only one that can go out
and do it.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
I thought the Van Hagar era of Van Halen was great.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
I know so many so many people think that. You know,
I love both eras, the David Lee Roth and the
Sammy Hagar era, and I've got to see both in concert.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
But we've had several interactions with Sammy and he's just
a great.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
Guy, isn't he. Those Now, Sammy will no doubt feature
Van Hagar music when he has his annual birthday bash
in Cabo, San Lucas on October. Speaking of Sammy and Cabo,
he took to social media to post a video of
him with Turtles on the beach in Cabo singing a
line from Joni Mitchell's Big Yellow Taxi, and we have
that video of if you want to check it out.
(54:45):
Happy Birthday to Tom Johnston of the Doobie Brothers, who
we just spoke to on Monday. He is seventy seven today.
Speaker 17 (54:53):
You know.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
When we spoke to him, he talked about writing Listen
to the music for the album to Loose Street back
in nineteen seventy two, and how he wo Cup producer
Ted Templeman in the middle of the night because he
was so excited about the song.
Speaker 10 (55:06):
I came up with that sitting in my bedroom playing
on acoustic and I think I called Ted at three
in the morning, woke him up. I said, Man, you
gotta hear this. This is going to be a single.
And I played it for him and he's half asleep.
Score sure, man, whatever he is might need a couple
of changes. I said, no, man, it's great, just like
it is. And we took in the studio and actually
didn't change much and it actually was a single. That's
the only time I've been right about anything as far
(55:27):
as singles go. The premise of it is basically trying
to get the world leaders without saying that directly to
get together and forget all your problems and talk through
music instead of politics.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
Well, you know there's another good boy, Tom Johnston.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
Absolutely do Bie Brothers currently out on tour promoting their
new album with Michael McDonald, Walk This Road, and you
told him that they need to come back to town because
right now, as of this date, we still don't have
a tour stop for North Texas. Some old Tom John
Fogerty and his son Shane and Tyler are hosting a
(55:59):
free listening party to celebrate the August twenty second release
of Fogerty's new album Legacy the Credence Clearwater Revival Years
John's version. It's gonna be this Tuesday. We have all
the details up. Also, Robert Plan has released a second
song from his upcoming album Saving Grace Gospel Plow. We
have the song up. The traditional spiritual number was actually
(56:21):
covered by Bob Dylan back in nineteen sixty two, but
we have Robert Plant's version up. And finally, our tail
wagger of the Week from Pause in the City. This
puppy is up for adoption. His name is Dodger. He's
a small adult terrier mix white and cream with an
adorable smile. Check out his picture and his bio. It's
(56:42):
up on the Bow and Them show page at lone
Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
All exergent, here's an emergency. I had a fried peanut
butter and man are sandwich lating on it. I gotta
get out of here. Mab hey, thank you. I appreciate that. Well,
we've come to the end of not only another broadcast day,
but another week that we have. It was fun today, yes,
(57:08):
but I didn't want to elvis y'all to death because
the death day is not until tomorrow. But you guys
called in emailed me and said, come over ericle.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
How much stuff they remember from back in the day.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
No, it's kind of flattering, really, guy, I appreciate. Well, Uh,
coming up, Anna has to go to a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
Yeah, so my doctor had a cancelation. I was gonna
go next week in the afternoon, but he had a cancelation,
so he's gonna take me early and I'm gonna I'm
gonna head out of here, all right, all.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
Right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (57:49):
Meanwhile, love Star and iHeartRadio. I want to say a
big thank you to all the teachers who do so
much for their students. So we have teamed up with
donors choose to thank teachers and a big way with
five thousand dollars for the classroom. Today's teacher who is
now in the running four of the five grand Katie Outlaw.
Now Katie Outlaw teaches at Berkner High School in Richardson.
(58:11):
And if you'd like to nominate a public school teacher,
all you have to do is go to lone Star
ninety two five dot com and then click on the
link for thank a teacher.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Okay, what was her name again.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
Katie Outlaw?
Speaker 2 (58:23):
How would you like to have a last name Outlaw?
She's a photography teacher. I would kill the half of
the lecture. So students are raising their hands in classic
going miss outlaw, miss out I.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
Thought the law and the law one.
Speaker 2 (58:40):
I'm changing my name on. Will we bowl Outlaw? I'll
be bow the Outlaw?
Speaker 3 (58:44):
I love it?
Speaker 2 (58:45):
How about that you're already outlaw?
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Bow?
Speaker 6 (58:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (58:48):
I guess so. Feel they'll have your sales a great
weekend and we'll be back on Monday where we'll have
another chance for you to pick your tickets. You can
get tickets to see the very funny friend of ours
Rodney Carrington at will Rogers Memorial Center on September fifth.
Or you can have tickets to see Pantera at Dosequi's
(59:09):
Pavilion on September three. Of course, whichever one you don't
pick goes into the lone Star ticket window at eight forty.
We'll go get doctored up there, Annabelle. Alright, yeah, we
love you all, we'll say on Monday b
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