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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Arnold Jacko, Tiger, SpongeBob.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What's with the weaver teeth?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I haven't sworn a carbon years.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm a little intimidated all these guys in the big now.
I don't know where to start. Come on, brother, grip
it and rip it.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I guess I need to update my happy place to
something a little more age appropriate.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Mister Gilmore.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Holdly, we're not done with gold. I can see the
happy I fell in love with.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
We'll put a little arick for that one.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I am so sorry. Okay, that, by the way, was
the trailer for Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Yes, it's gonna be out July twenty fifth, and I
can hardly.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Weigh it's gonna be on Netflix.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah yeah, and we've got that trailer up on the
Bow and Them show page.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah. You can hear the audio like I just played,
but it's just not the same as you can't see
what's going on. I gotta see Adam Sandler. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, I want to see that movie. I like
the Happy Gilmore way.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
All right, we'll have a movie watching party at your house.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Come on.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, twenty twenty five is exciting as a movie fan
to me because we got a happy Gilmore sequel.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, and we got a spinal Tap sequel.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
That, yes, I forgot about it, that's coming out in September.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
We've got that trailer up as well on our face
old yeah, yeah, from last week, last week's time wasters.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I will have to check that out my damn self.
I can't wait. Well, good morning you rascules. It is
ASCA's stuff Day, and we did get some good questions
on the ask of stuff we really is. Yes, two
on four eight six, six eighty six hundred college anytime,
and uh, I think we've just about got all of
them figured out to give you the answer here.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Yep, we've done our homework and we are ready to
go in the seven o'clock hour.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yes, because you need to know, get your learn on
with the bow and them show. No matter how ridiculous
your question is, my god, we'll answer it as long
as it's a legitimate question.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
There's a question, ye, okay, bo, what are we celebrating today?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, I'm glad you asked. It's laugh Day. That's why
we get up so early to come in here and
hopefully make you at least grin a little bit while
you listen it is Client's Day. Clients, clients. You know
our listeners, Yeah, you raskills listening are kind of like
a client to us, only we don't try to actually
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sell you anything. We just want to get you to
work in a good mood. Yeah, absolutely so we do
Certified Nurses Day. It's an annual day of recognition for
and by healthcare leaders dedicated to nursing professionalism, excellence, recognition,
and service. They helped patch you up, make you comfortable
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when you're ailing or injured. Those of you that took
care of me when I was tore up. Thanks, I
ain't gonna forget it.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Nurses do all the heavy lifting, they really do.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
The doctor come in, spend maybe five minutes with you,
and then the.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Nurses do the rest well.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
As a matter of fact, one year ago to this day,
I was still in though.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yes, we're in a lot of pain too.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's why I say, could y'all bring me some more?
Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles Day?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Why? It's a media franchise that follows Leonardo, Raphael Donatello
and Mike Langelo, who are turtles trained by their sense
master Splinter to be ninja warriors. I love them living
in the sewers of Manhattan. They battle criminals and aliens
and what other other evil forces come their way.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
And they love a pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Pizza, that's right.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Yeah, So in honor of them, have some pizza today,
some turtle soup out or both.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I actually like turtle soup. Oh yeah, you used to
put a shot of Shery whining. H My son Clayton,
when he was little, he used to love the teenage
Mutant Ninja.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
They're awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
So why did they have vanilla ice in their movie?
Remember that? Yes? He was inexpensive, I guess so National
Backyard Day. Backyard is place when you want to scream
about whatever piss you off. Plus it's a good place
to have some of your homies over to let off
some steam together, maybe do a little cookout of something.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
I thought my dog was gonna blow away when I
was in the backyard this morning.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Kicking up yesterday, I would stop at traffic lights and
I could feel my truck rocking back advisory. Today it
is National poultry Day. I'll have a four piece dinner
with extra coal, slaw and a doctor pepper please. So
that's what we're celebrating today. You'll know why chickens are crazy?
Why are chickens crazy? But did nice see that coming?
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I should have had. I should have just bowed out
of that one. Okay, So we gotta look at sports
of all sorts on the way. But of course it's
the freaking fool File. And we'll play our first round
of ask the stuff called all around seven tennis.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
And choose your news at seven fifty with a theme promised.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
A theme, Yes, with a family four pack of taking
us to the Worth four hundred text Motor Speedway in May.
So let's do the mornings. Oh so good? Oh man,
snap crackle pop?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I needed that.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay, come on, if we're here to do it, you
should be there to listen to it. I'm damn it
flew another.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Speaker when that happens.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I know our engineering department's going, Why can't y'all stop
doing that crap? For god sake, I sloped your speaker.
Dallas Mormer's classic rock Alone Star ninety two to five. Hey,
look ahere's nine verst sports.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
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Speaker 1 (06:50):
The Dallas Stars won a nail bider laughs night at
the American Airlines. Sound yeah, yes, sir, Your Dallas Stars
beat the Anaheim Ducks four to three in overtime. Michael
(07:10):
Gremlin scored his second goal of the game at two
thirty two of overtime to give the Stars a win.
Now Thomas Harley had a goal and two assists, and
Wyatt Johnston also scored for the Stars, who had lost
two in a row and three out of their last four.
Rope Hints had to assists and good old Jay gotten Jermy.
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He made twenty two saves.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
It God Jay.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Dallas moved four points ahead of the Colorado Avalanche for
second place in the Central Division.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Why.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Johnson also became the fourth Stars player to score twenty
five goals this season, which marks their most at this
stage of a campaign and team history.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Now, the Stars will play at home tomorrow to play
Tampa Bay, and the puck will drop at seven o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Right, let's talk Mavericks Dallas.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Mavericks forward Anthony Davis and guard Jayden Hardy were assigned
to the G League on Monday so that they could
get some work in with the Texas Legends. Then the
MAVs recalled them back later in the day. Both Davis
and Hardy were able to play some five on five
scrimmages with the Legends, as always a precursor if a
player is close to returning to his NBA team after
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an injury. Now, it has not been a good year
for the MAVs since the Luca trade.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Oh you guess that Luca curse is real.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
But there's more games left to play in the regular
season before we can say.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Well, get them next year.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
The Mavericks play on the road tonight against the Indiana
Pacers and against their former coach Rick Carlisle, before they
return home on Friday to play Detroit Half.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
The Dallas Cowboys, and they're all pro pass rusher Michael
Parsons have held discussions about a long term contract extension.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Jerry, you got to olden f you wallet again, my.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
God blood out of a turnive Jerry's opening the wallet
Cowboys onner. General managers of Jerry Jones called Parsons to
the Star up in Frisca yesterday to discuss the potential deal.
In further detail. Parsons is entering the final year of
his rookie deal, a fifth year option. We're twenty four
million dollars. A long term deal for Parsons is widely
expected to be in the forty million dollar range in
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terms of annual salary based on contracts that have been
signed by other high end defensive talents around the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, that'll do.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Parsons is coming off one of the finest starts to
an NFL career for an edge rusher in the history
of the NFL. He joined Reggie White as one of
only two players in the NFL history to start a
career with four seasons of twelve or more sacks. That's awesome.
We'll see what kind of deal the two sides agree to.
It's just nice to see that they're not delaying it forever.
(09:51):
You know, remember when that happened to CD. I don't
think Jerry wants to let Parsons get away.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh no, no, better not, because there'll be a Parsons
through that. Louisiana police announced a new murder charge against
the suspect in the February fifth death of a Super
Bowl reporter in a suburb of New Orleans, as well
as new accusations against an alleged accountlice Aidan Manzano, a
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twenty seven year old Telemundo sports reporter based in Kansas
City traveled to New Orleans on assignment to cover the
Super Bowl in February and was found dead in his
hotel room at the Comfort Suites hotel in Kenner with
Xanax in his system.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah he've been dosed.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Well, yeah, but you have to take a lot of
that stuff for it to really kill you. Of forty
five year old Dnnette Colbert, whom Kenner police described as
a career criminal and has been called the Bourbon Street
hustler because she does this all the time. She is
now facing a bunch of charges, including second degree Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
She finds a mark and then she stalks them back
to their hotel.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He's hanging back out town. Authorities believe she may have
drug Manzano and then stole his credit cards before authorities
found him dead. Her alleged accomplice has also been arrested. Now,
I don't know if you've seen her picture or not,
you'd probably think that's the hole he decided to take
to his hotel room.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I think she just stalked him. I don't think that
he picked her up.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, he had to pick her up because she went
with him to the hotel room. Must have been drinking
heavily that night.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Yeah, March Madness is underway, and last night Alabama State
beat Saint Francis in the first game of the first four,
seventy to sixty eight with less than a second to
go in the game. The win was Alabama State's first
in NCAA tournament history. They're going to play number one
overall seed Auburn in Thursday's first round. Meanwhile, the North
Carolina Tar Hills pulled off a ninety five to sixty
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eight win over San Diego State. They're gonna face oh
Miss Friday afternoon in the first round. The First four
continues tonight with My Texas Longhorns taking on EGXIT Xavier
at eight ten tonight, Go Horns, and before that, American
faces off with Mount Saint Mary's. Now, they may not
have made it to the Big Dance, but the SMU
Mustangs are on the boards tonight at Moody Coliseum in
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Dallas to take on Northern Iowa in the National Invitational Tournament.
So they didn't make it to the Big Dance, but
they made it to the nit.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That seemed like the case every years years in a row.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
That they've not been invited to the NCAA tournament. Poor
SMU in Denton tonight, Unt faces off with Furman. That
game will be at seven tonight at the Super pitt
And Denton. Good luck to our Texas teams.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I'm on, I'm on.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Cold Play vocalist Chris Martin is working with FIFA to
create the first Super Bowl style halftime show at the
World Cup.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Final next year.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Awesome Mett Life Stadium in New Jersey, to be known
as the New York, New Jersey Stadium for the World Cup,
will host the final on July nineteenth of next year.
FIFA is also staging what is called a takeover of
Times Square for the final weekend of the tourney. The
president of FIFA didn't clarify what the Coldplay would perform,
but Coldplaces Chris Martin and Coldplay manager Phil Harvey would
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be involved in booking other artists.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
More to come. Okay, speaking of FIFA and the World
Cup coming here, when was the last time you drove
through Main Street in downtown Frisco? Not too long ago?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, when I went to Hutchins.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That is the most screwed up road I have ever seen.
And the businesses that are on if you're driving, they're
on the right side of the road where nobody can
get to them. So they must have given them some
kind of money.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
And I guess it's gonna be even worse now because
they're planning to build onto Toyota Stadium.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Oh yeah, do an update there.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
South of that is the big Frisco Music City complex
being built out north of that at Panther Creek is
the Universal Complex. Oh so there's madness up in Frisco
right now.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, guess what your tax is gonna go up?
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
And the bass Master Classic, known as the super Bowl
of Professional Fishing Awesome, returns to the Dallas Fort Worth
area this weekend, offering a three hundred thousand dollars first
prize wow for the professional fisherman competing. This event is
the accumulation of years of dedication, long hours, and grueling
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travel schedules. But it's one of those sports that not
really physically demanding because it's a way to relax while
making some money. Maybe. You know, I used to go
fishing with my dad all the time. I never thought
I could make any money off of it. Now I
can't do it.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Just don't try anything shady fishermen, you know, putting lead
weights down they fish, and they've been doing that for years.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Remember those guys that got arrested for doing that.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, because that's fraud. It is absolutely fair. The competition
kicks off on Friday at Ray Roberts State Park with
all of it events free to the public. Yeah, have
yourself a good time, and I hope you catch a
big one on the freaking Fool File. Next on the
Bow and Them Show and Woo to you, Dallas Flores
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patic Ground lone star ninety two to five. Our first
round of askut Stuff questions from the ask Stuff Hotline
is coming up. But now it's six forty five. Let's
delve into the freaking fool File. Let's delve. Okay. History
was made over this past weekend in the town of
Fondu Lac, Wisconsin, as Don Gorski pushed a Guinness World
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record to an officially impossible length. Nobody will ever break
this record, and I don't see anybody even trying going
down as surely the only person who is capable of
holding the record. Don sat down at a McDonald's on
South Military Street in the small Wisconsin town to eat
his thirty five thousand Big Mac.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
No, he's eating thirty five thousand Big Max.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, he's probably still on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Fans from all over the Midwest showed up to see
Dawn break the unbelievable record, as well as a radio
station doing a live broadcast card heard about this guy.
You know what, he's not fat either.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
No, but his cholesterol level is.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Through the room. Well, he walks six miles a day
to keep that stuff in check. But I just can't
imagine doing that.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Man.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah, that's a lot of Big Max.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Ugh.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Uh. Donald spent the event talking with his fans, handing
out meal vouchers for McDonald's and commemorative pins for the
thirty five thousand Big Mac event. I can imagine what
if we were doing a broadcast if the guy eating
his thirty five thousand.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah under the golden arches.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, I doubt that'll happen. He eats two Big Macs
every day, averaging fourteen a week.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, I would be sick of that after a week.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
He used to eat a whole lot more than that.
But to make sure he hit thirty five thousand on
the nose for the event, Don limited himself to just
one big Mac per day for the three days prior
to the event the torture. I'm sorry, Don with his
big journey started. He recalled it being May seventeenth, nineteen
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seventy two, when he started this after getting his first car.
Oh my god, he was eating nine a day at
that time. And yes, he walks about six miles a
day to keep hisling his weight down in his bloodshad
less ARTMA.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Congratulations, dude, all right, No, from Wisconsin to Florida. A
Florida man is in pretty serious trouble because of his
love of karaoke, and he got himself into some serious
trouble over the weekend before he was able to belt
out his rendition of I fought the Law and the
low One here's the Scout Police. Thirty four year old
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Aaron Jablonski was at the Overtime Sports Bar in clear
Water around two thirty in the morning this past Saturday,
and he wanted to show off his smooth, velvety voice,
but the karaoke machine wasn't working. Jablonsky became so angry
that he wasn't able to show off his pipes stormed
out of the bar. Another patron who knew him, followed
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him out, hoping to calm him down, but Jablonsky wasn't
having any of it. He pulled out a pistol, pointed
the gun at the other man, and fired off around,
fortunately missing him. So not only does this guy have
an angry issue, but he's also a terrible shot.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
He is terrible.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Fortunately, he's a terrible shot.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Cops arrived at the scene found Jablonski holding the gun.
He was arrested and charged with aggravated assault in possessing
a firearm as a convicted felon.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh, you can't have a firearm when you'll.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Get he has a lengthy rap sheet and was not
allowed to own a firearm, and all of this because
the carrymoke machine wasn't working.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I thought the law and the law one bye, Bobby,
follow yes, my man? Alright, alright, right, ware to go?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
All right.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Inver To, New Zealand, the kiwis Live emergency responders launched
a swift search following the report of swimmers in distress.
This is off the coast of Maduwa, New Zealand. Police
said the supposed swimmers were not in distress because it
turned out that this was something totally different than human
beings flailing in the water going help me, heal me.
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Police rest responded this past Monday night along a rescue
helicopter and the Coast Guard.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
They helped out.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Too, and when a report came in about two swimmers
in distress near Ferguson.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Park Well they mobilize.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
The helicopter and the Coastguard cruise searched the area for
forty five minutes before police gave the call to steamed down,
and the police representative later said the search was called
off when after forty five minutes. No, it wasn't struggling swimmers,
it was a flock of geese.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Now listen, don't I shouldn't laugh because if you've ever
listened to a flock of geese, it sounds like people
talking at a party.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah, they really do, you, kind of like goats. They
can be mistaken for a human voice really easy. A
Coast Guard spokesperson in New Zealand said the caller who
phoned the emergency number mistook the birds for people, but
he still did the right thing by calling in just.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
The SAand you always want to be on the safe side.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, I bet he felt like a dumbad.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Save Save the geese.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
In Guiana hmm, a forty three year old bartender named
Essie Apemoa has been arrested by police for biting off
the testicle of one of her customers. No, yes, even
you don't even have them, and you make a little bit. Yes,
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I think of how guys, lord, that would hurt like
all hell. The victim, thirty six year old Osman, reportedly
he bought a cigarette for a dollar twenty in Guyana currency,
but only paid a dollar, promising to pay the bartender
later on, but the bartender said, n I want my
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twenty piece. It wise, that's what they have. That was old,
which is around thirteen cents in American money.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
He bit him in the gonads gonads for that?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, for over thirteen cents.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Wow, I said, bro, just get out of here, leave
me alone. This bartender got into a scuffle with the
customer and bit off both of the guys testicles. Wow.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Oh, over thirteen cents.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It makes you cringe just thinking about it. And you
don't even have a snapping turtle. Damn.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
All right, coming up next hour of the game. You
love to hate. Choose your news.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
You guess the story that bow made up and you're
gonna win a family four pack of tickets to join
us at the Worth four hundred race at Texas Motor
Speedway Sunday, May fourth. We'll play Choose your News around
seven point fifty right here on the Bow and Them
show on Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
All right, pluck this way.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Knucking this eighty air. Yes, go ahead and walk, but
don't sniff in those piles of duchi that this show
produces every time we open the mic at a all
over with a damn player hits gumm it Dallas what
Worth Classic Rock lone Star ninety two? If I will
you know? Today is Askus Stuff Day, where you can
ask any question. Call the Ask the Stuff Hotline two
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one four eight six six eighty six hundred. Are you
ready for your first question?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Last?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Have it?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
And the bell's gonna take this one here? Okay?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
I have tickets to the ACDC concert, paid over one
thousand dollars for that. It says I'm in GA pit,
so that's general admissions pit. Does that mean I'm going
to be standing the whole time? Or while I have
a specific spot to sit or stands or is it
gonna be like very crowded.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Okay, thanks, I'm afraid you're gonna have to stand.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Yeah, you know, like at the Sphere in Vegas, they
have a pit and they stand the entire time. And
then when the Rolling Stones played the Cotton Bowl, they
also had a pit and they had to stand the
whole time. So I am so sorry, but it does
sound like you're gonna have to stand. Even seat geek
says that sometimes they'll assign a seat number to the pit,
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but it's not a real seat.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh oh, I don't think. I don't think I could
do that stand up for a whole show.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Thousand dollars for two concert tickets, well I don't know
if it was two, but she did say over one
thousand dollars and somebody would owe me some back money
if I pay that kind of sal I'm sitting in
the nosebleeds have a bunch of change for a beer.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
It does look like the people in the pit have
a great time. Maybe you know, you could get one
of those little back packs and have a little seat
you can.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, yeah, but you got to bring your ole.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
In one of those like you know the thing that
Deborah had when she messed up her nebo. Oh, yeah,
you could use that and pretend you have an injury
and then just sit on it.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
There you go. Okay, here's another one.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
I want to know what's the difference between a governor
and a senator?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Well, I happen to know that answer. A governor is
the leader of a state's government's executive branch, while a
US senator represents their state in the upper legislative house
of the US federal government. Governors play a similar role
to that of the President of the United States, but
their authority is limited to within their state. Now, a
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senator's main job is to write and pass laws that
apply to the entire country, while ensuring that those laws
benefit the people of their state. Now you know you sure?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Well?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I should move on here. Yeah. In the two Hotel California,
he talks of Kalitus California has an odd grasp along
his shoulders.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
I was wondering if that is the.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Khalite that he was referring to. Bruh, ain't you your
damn phone?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
What's sad is he works for nine to one one.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Your phone.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
There's an emergency nine to one one they're calling and
he's asking.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Us this questioning to pick up the car, and he
has a pop question or something that god.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Okay, so here's the answer, sir.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
In the song Hotel California, kalitas refers to the flowering
buds of the cannabis plan.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Why.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Yes, it translates to little tails. That's Goalatas is a
little tail in Spanish, and it is a slang term used.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
In Mexican culture.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
So Glenn Fry and Don Henley both said that they're
like road manager who was Hispanic. Whenever they would light up,
we would talk about the kalitas and it.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Was the little buds with tails on it.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Well, you know, it's just the kalitas, the little buds
on the flower of the cannabis plant.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I thought it could be a sperm.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well you know it does have a little tail.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yes it does, Yes, it does. So I hear. Okay.
Here's another one. Hey, My question is where did the
tradition of kneeling down on one knee come from when proposing? Aha.
The tradition of a man proposing on one knee comes
from medieval knights kneeling before noblemen as a gesture of
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respect and loyalty as well as submission. Upon getting down
on one knee, the man will then ask his partner
or they're hand in marriage? You really saying when you
marry me. Once the man is married his sweetheart, he
soon realizes where the submission part comes in. Thank about
(27:00):
all right, here's.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
Gut why I know that the International Space Station is tracked,
But what are the probabilities of us seeing other satellites
of just standing out looking outside? What chances can we
see something like that?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Well, you can see satellites with the naked eye, especially
during the twilight hours, which is just after sunset or
before sunrise, and the International Space Station is particularly easy
to spot. Here's a more detailed explanation. Satellites appear as
moving stars in the night sky, so scan the sky
for objects that are moving across your field of view,
(27:38):
even though they'll probably be moving very very slowly. Now,
light pollution from cities can make it difficult to spot satellites.
To find a location with minimal light pollution for the
best viewing condition, like go way out in the country
or something when to Denton County. Yeah, While the International
Space Station is the easiest to spot, other satellites can
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also be visible with the naked, especially those in lower
Earth orbits, because some of them go a little bit
closer to the planet than some of the other ones.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
I know, like with Pete Delkas and the weather reports.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Sometimes they'll mention to you, Hey, if you look up,
you'll be able to see the International Space Station as
it passes by our area.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
And that's much bigger than your typical satellite, so it's
much easier to see that.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I listen to another one.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Gorge ree You know, he plays Superman on TV in
the fifty so he plugged himself in fifty nine, a
year I was born.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
There was before he went around.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
That you know, he would go make repairs of the
supermarkets and shopping centers and call louts and stuff. And
that one day a little kid walked up with a
fully devoted revolver wanting to shoot Superman to see if
the bullets would bounce off of him. Is that true?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I heard that is true.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
So, although George Reeves often told this story himself, all
subsequent researchers have been unable to corroborate his account.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
However, here's the story.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
During a personal appearance at a children's Wild West sh George
Reeves meets a boy with a loaded gun who wishes
to shoot him while remaining in character as Superman. George
Reeves dissuades the little boy by confirming that the bullets
will bounce off of him, but would hurt innocent bystanding.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
So the little boy put the gun away.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Where does the little kid get a loaded gun out
of his daddy's gun case? Probably it happens too often.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
Can I Can I shoot you in the chest and
watch the bulls bounce off?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
And think about it.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Back in the fifties, they didn't have all the PSAs
about locking up your gun.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Remember our friend Arnez Jay, the comedian. He said he
once played Superman. He thought if he put a towel
around his neck for a cape, he'd be able to fly.
And he jumps off.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Oh my God, bless his heart. I love that story.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I'll have to get him to tell that story the
next time he comes around. More coming up on the
ball of Them Jo Classic Lone Star ninety two to five.
Yesterday is Aska Stuff Day. Oh, AND's got an email question?
What you got?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Okay? So this one is from George.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
It says I saw the story about the MAVs owner's
plans for casino resort in the Urgan area hoping to
get gambling legalized in Texas, and it got me wondering
has gambling ever been legal in the state of Texas.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Wow, I never thought about that.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
So Texas first legalized paramutual betting in nineteen thirty three.
Is a way to raise revenue during the Great Depression,
so it was legal back then. Four major tracks operated
in the state until nineteen thirty seven, when betting was
banned again at a special legislative session called by Governor
James V.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Alred.
Speaker 6 (30:46):
Now legal forms of gambling in Texas include the Texas
Lottery that is gambling, paramutual wagering on horse and greyhound racing,
charitable bingo and raffles, and three Native American casinos. Other
forms of gambling are illegal in Texas.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Wow. So there you have it, you know, and if
Governor Greg doesn't legalize gambling, they might move the Mavericks
to lasses year.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
I heard that there's some gaming apps out now where
they're legal to use them in Texas and bat yeah too.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
There's a couple of different ones.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
And game rooms are permitted by the state of Texas.
Can't have any illegal gambling devices in your game room.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
So, in other words, lock the door first. Okay, here
one mayah.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Couples had to get a blood test prior to getting married,
and now we don't do that anymore.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
What was that blood test for and why don't we
do it anymore?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Well, in the past, pre marital blood tests, primarily to
check for syphilis, were mandated by many states. The screen
for sexually transmitted diseases and to prevent their transmission to
their other spouse or offspring.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
So it was because of st.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yes, But as these diseases became less common, the cause
of the test was no longer justified, so the states
stopped doing them.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
Wow, I thought it was because they wanted to find
out if you were a brother or sister.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Well, that depends on which state you am. I don't
want to pick on Arkansas. I got friends there, all right.
Here's another one.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Moved backwards.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Oh that's a quick one. Can a snake move backwards?
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Well, while snakes primarily move forward, they can move backwards,
though not as efficiently. They use specialized muscles and scales
to grip services in reverse, but they prefer to move forward.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
But they can it need be. Yeah, move backwards, and
if it's too hard to move backward, they can just
go around in the half a circle. Yeah, why not that.
I'm glad I'm not a snake. Okay, I got one
for you.
Speaker 9 (32:58):
Bo.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Why did I call them g strings?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Why do you slip too many? In the stripper's g
str The origin of the term g string is uncertain,
but it's thought to have originated in the late eighteen
hundreds as a description for the loin cloths worn by
Native Americans, specifically referring to the string holding it up,
and later for the narrow loincloth itself. The name suggests
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that the G might be a euphemistic abbreviation of groin.
Another story suggested it could be short for girdle, which
has termed girdle. String is attested as early as eighteen
forty six. No matter what story is true, a dollar
bill will fit perfectly one on them if you find
yourself in one of those places. Because you got to
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put a little green on the scene before the lap dance.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
I was thinking it was g I wonder what's behind
that string?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Ge? I don't think I want to go in now? Gee,
I don't know that safety.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I might need a blood test.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, I put my head in with my hat on it. Okay, finally,
one more here.
Speaker 7 (34:09):
What it's a life span of a vulcan?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
What is the lifespan of a vulcan? A Vulcan's life
ends when the TV series is canceled? Okay, Now, unless
Jimmy heard something else, that's my answer, and by god,
I'm sticking to it. Turk Turn Dallas? What was Classic rock?
(34:40):
Lone star ninety two five? Coming up? We're gonna plays
Choose your news so you can win tickets to the
Worth four hundred at Texas Motor Speedway on Sunday, made
the fourth and yes, this Goofy show will be out
there broadcasting, so if you win, come on by. Hello.
But now it is time for the Edge occasional Paul
(35:02):
Jew listen and learn his time war. Did you know,
for example, did you know March madness is going on now? Yeah?
Did you know? The term March madness gained popularity in
nineteen eighty two when CBS broadcaster Brent Musburger remember him, Yes,
he used it during the tournament coverage, though the phrase
(35:24):
was first used in nineteen thirty nine by a guy
named Henry V. Porter, who is a high school basketball
official in Illinois.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
And he was talking about basketball being March Madness.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
That's it, that's it. Did you know no person has
ever completed a one hundred percent correct March Madness bracket
since the results have been tracked and verified by the
nc double A. And did you know Bobby Knight, Dean Smith,
and Joe P. Hall. These are the only individuals who
have won an NCUBA championship as both a player and
(35:56):
a head coach. Oh wow, Christian, that name might sound familiar.
He played for Duke is the NCAA tournament's all time
leading scorer with four hundred and seven points. Only nine
players have made more than three hundred points in March Madge.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
And look at him going over four hundred. Damn right.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
And did you know the designer who created the NBA logo,
which is Jerry West. Yeah, he also made the ten
forty easy tax form.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Oh, thank you very much for that.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
God.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
That reminds me which approaching, ain't it?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
I got mine already checked off?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Did you know the band Train has more monthly listeners
on Spotify than Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Van Halen, Tom Petty,
You two Pearl Jam.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Or Elvis no way train train. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I only heard that one Songupiter.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Over and over and over.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
It's probably members of the band just playing it over.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
And over and over again. Did you know on average,
giraffes sleep for less than two hours a day.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
On the flip side, pythons sleep for at least eighteen
hours python. Don't you wish you could do that just
once or twice during a month. Yes, you'd be rejuvennated.
Did you know carrots are actually bad for rabbits and
can cause them health problems because of bugs, bunny? Pretty
(37:29):
much everyone thinks that rabbits love carrots. It's similar to
fast food. It's okay as a treat, but not if
it's part of your regular diet.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah, so stop feeding carrots to rabbit.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yeah, just that's just in the cartoons where they just
gobble them up. Did you know Doctor Dre didn't know
Eminem was white until they met in person?
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Are you.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
That's kind of a compliment? Really? Dre says he was
happy when he found out because, quote, it was so different. Man.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah, I'm very talented.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
You know, the oldest living child of president of a
president is Linda Bird Johnson Rob She's Linda B. Johnson's
oldest daughter and she turns eighty one years old today.
Oh wow, birthday, birthday girl. Did you know the world's
smallest international bridge is only nineteen feet long? That's it
(38:24):
doesn't really seem like you should even build it for
that jump over. Yeah, it's an old, rustic bridge connecting
the Spanish village of l Marco to Portuguese village of
Versa Grande. Did you know Google was originally called BackRub
BackRub BackRub Don't ask me why that came out in
(38:45):
nineteen ninety six. Now the founder has changed the name
to Google about a year later, and thank god they did.
Did you know that the state and capital city where
the fewest total letters is anybody want? I guess I
don't know Boise, Idaho that has ten total letters. That
is more than any other state capital.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Well that's something to brag about Idaho.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
And did you know the moment when a spam fertilizes
an egg there's actually a little spark of an explosion
when it. Yes, it is. I don't know how they
found that out. Could you hold still? I'm trying to
get the telescope down there that we play head games
(39:29):
every morning on this show, and some of you actually
fall for it, and I love you for that, I
really do. Okay, are you ready to win some NASCAR tickets?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Let's give me a yes. The Worth four hundred is
coming to Texas Motor Speedway Sunday, May the fourth, and
if you want to win, all you got to do
is shoes your news. I did the way this wakes.
In case you haven't figured it out by now, is
I have four headlines. Three of those headlines are actual
(40:02):
headlines from past issues of the Weekly World News made
that publication rest in Pete. One of them is fake,
and if you find the fake headline, you'll win the tickets. Now,
if I'm not mistaken, last week we didn't have a theme,
so this week we do.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
According to the calendar, there is a theme this week
and the theme is yes you ready for this?
Speaker 7 (40:23):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Jimmy Hoffa, Oh wow, Jimmy Haffa. All right, that makes
it easier. Okay, it's all about Jimmy Hoffa. So is
the fake headline? Headline? Number one? Call me Jenny from
now on. Jimmy Hoffer fled to Mexico for a sex
change operation. He wasn't murdered, but he's not the man
(40:45):
he used to be.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Jenny Haffa, the tough.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Teamsters union leader, wasn't kidnapped and killed by mafia hoodlums.
Oh No. Instead, he faked his own abduction and ran
away south of the border to become a woman good
for him. Haffa disappeared on June thirtieth, nineteen seventy five,
after supposedly leaving his house to meet a friend for lunch,
and was never seen again. Only he wasn't murdered. He
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fled to Mexico to become Jenny Haffa.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Jenny Haffa on the Block Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Or headline number two. Shrunken head of Jimmy Hoffa found
in the Florida Souvenir shop on sale for twenty two
to ninety five. Oh, these are that all legendary Teamster
labor leaders. Smoked and leathery wrinkled five inch nogging was
purchased by a retired teamster at a Miami gift shop.
(41:38):
I recognized my old boss's head while me and the
missus were buying something for one of our grandkids back home.
The new owner of Haffa's shrunken head, wrapped it in
a towel after he'd bought it and said prayer over
it before taking it home to Michigan.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Of course he said a prayer.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Their Lord, pley, you don't let him come back to
life because I just bought his head?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Headline number three? Jimmy Hoffer returns to Earth after being
captured by space aliens, and he hasn't aged a day.
Oregon lumberjack claims to have seen a UFO hover over
a field and beamed the former teamster's boss down before
shooting up into the clouds. Nobody at work we had
the Beaver State River Logging company will believe me, But
(42:23):
I solid I saw, says log cutter, who chose not
to be Identif log cutter, UFO researchers and paranormal investigators
are looking into his climate, r is it? Headline number four?
Jimmy Hoffa was turned into dog food? What mafia killed
teamster's boss and shipped his body off to a pet
(42:45):
food factory. After many long years, the mystery of union
leader Jimmy Hoffin's disappearance has finally been solved. He was
made into dog chow at a South American pet food plant.
A Washington crime writer who has been consulted by police
forces over the world has come forth with the grizzly
truth in his soon to be released book that will
(43:07):
tell the Truth once and for all. As he puts it,
these are all great. They're all good. Yes, they're all good.
I think you wrote all of them. B No, no
one of them is fake?
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Headline? Number one? Call me Jenny from now on. Jimmy
Hoffe fled to Mexico for a sex change operation. Number
two shrunk ahead of Jimmy Hoffer found in the Florida
souvenir shop on sale for twenty two. Number three Jimmy
Hoffer returns to Earth after being captured by space aliens,
and he has an aged today. Or number four, Jimmy
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Hoffer was turned into dog food mafia, killed teamster's boss,
and shipped his body off to a pet food those
poor dog Holy hell. So all right, all right, look
over it. Tell me which one do you think?
Speaker 6 (43:52):
This is my favorite? I don't know if it's the
real one, but this is my favorite.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Oh no, oh no, no no no, that's another big
nagatory A bit okay, I have a chance for a
Grand Slam. It's this one, Ri.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Reallyesting what imagination on you?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
No, A sick mind is what it is? That too?
All right? Two one four or eight one seven, seventy seven,
one nine, two five? Tell me the fake headline. I'll
give you the NASCAR ticket on them? Joe, what do
you think is the fake headline? Pray, tell Bella, Bella,
pick the number. Pick the number number one, call me
(44:33):
Jenny from now on. Jimmy Hoffe fled to Mexico for
a sex game operation. Oh no, that's the one, Anna said,
And that is true.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
It's my favorite too, love it.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
At least in the eyes of the Weekly world.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
I bet he make a fugly girl.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I bet he would too. So it's not number one
bone of them? Joe, tell me which one do you
think is the fake headline?
Speaker 5 (44:54):
How about number two?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Number two shrunk ahead of Jimmy Hoffer found in the
Florida souvenir shop on twenty two ninety five. That's another
real one. That was my guest to you, Bud. So
here we are down to the last two.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Number three or number four.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Number three is Jimmy Hoffer returns to Earth after being
captured by space aliens that has an age to day
or number four. Jimmy Hoffer was turned into dog food mafia,
killed teamster's boss, and shipped his body to a pet
food factory. Oh come on, come on, you.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Want that grand slam? I am right, I want to.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Number three or number four? People? Bon of them? Show?
Tell me which one do you think is the fake headline?
Speaker 9 (45:35):
Morning gang?
Speaker 4 (45:36):
I think it's number one?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
No number one, You've already done number I've already done
number one, Number three or number four? Let me go
on boning them? Show? Okay, it's number three or number four?
Which one do you think is the fake headline?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Number three?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Number three? Jimmy Hoffer returns to Earth after being captured.
Oh damn it, damn it, dammit. I was close, though.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
You were so close?
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah close, but no cigars got a triple. Oh don't worry,
I'll get over it. You'n't get it there, damn it? Okay,
who is who is this that ruined my fun?
Speaker 7 (46:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Dylan Dylan as in Marshall Dylan. Okay, hang on there,
Marshall Dylan will hook you up with your NASCAR tickets. Okay,
all right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Sorry, bo, Well, I was close, Yes you were.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
I was close if i'd have slid it home out
of mate, Yes, you were all right. Coming up another look,
it's traffic in Bondy, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:37):
Coming up next hour, Bow and I are going to
be opening up that lone Star ticket window and we've
got tickets to see George Thoroughgood and the Destroyers. They're
coming to Texas Trust SEU Theater August twenty sixth, and
you could be there, be listening around eight forty for
the lone Star ticket window here on Dallas Fort Worths
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Challas Hot Worse Classic Rock Loan Star ninety two fast.
I don't smell sugar. I think I smell leather. And
traffic is tied up. Oh boy, it's time for traffic
in Bondage with the Mistress of the Highways and the Byways, gentleman,
the one to know late Linda.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Boys.
Speaker 6 (47:23):
It is so windy outside. Yea, Mother Nature really is
whipping things.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Oh no, yes, I guess you could say Mother Nature
is giving one hell of a blow jop today, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Here's a question for ask us stuff devo. What is
the windiest month.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Well, all the wind we've been having around here, I'm
saying it's March.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
I think, No, it's all gust Get it, gus, I
tell you what.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
You mean it when you do.
Speaker 6 (48:07):
I don't know about you, but I'm very excited about
this Saturday. Oh yeah, I'm going to the truck yard
in the colony for the Love Up Festival on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Excuse me, mistress, it's the Love Pup Family Fest, not
the Loved Up Festival.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Will they be doing it doggy style?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Maybe? But actually, Mistress, they're hoping to get dogs adopted.
That's what is for.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
So no doggy style.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
No, Sorry, what a shame.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
I guess I'll have to put this dog collar on you.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Bow? Can I say dog collar?
Speaker 3 (48:45):
My bad?
Speaker 6 (48:46):
All right, let's look at that dry in the mixed
master in downtown Dallas.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Traffic is all tied up, you know what.
Speaker 6 (48:54):
Those drivers are struggling to get free. But traffic is
bumper to bumper and in irving a car was rear
ended on fourteen. That bumper is all banged up. Tow
truck driver gonna need to get out the chain.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
No, not the chance.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Time for me to get out my chain.
Speaker 8 (49:16):
No, I don't yes beg for mercy much. Please the
chase No morning in Arlington on I thirty near matt Cock, Madlock,
mad I guess you're pretty proud of yourself correcting me, aren't.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
You, No, mistress, I'm sorry, I really.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
I'm never talking back to your mistress. I hope you're
driving to.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
Work is oh so painful. I'm Linda lash with your traffic.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
And but we don't need a bunch of band aids
after that. Go in that time you say, well, it's
say twenty in case you got a real job or
something like that. Did you know tomorrow is the first
day of spring?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
I got spring goodies to play on Fun with Music Day,
But I don't want to play him now because today
is not the first day of spring. It hasn't sprung.
Ye No, but I do have something to remind you
that tomorrow is Fun with Music Day, Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Kenneth Copeland musical. Kenneth, here you
go the name of Thank you Jesus. You destroyer, you
(50:33):
kill you, you.
Speaker 10 (50:37):
Get confiscation, no more, no more, no more, no more. Magnificent,
(51:28):
magnificent It's like we were watching a very serious opera.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Wasn't it like on PBS?
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Thank you, Kenneth Copeland. Don't go changing because we love
making fun of Okay. NASA's two long overdue astronauts finally
returned to Earth yesterday after more than nine months in space.
And they didn't even plan to stay there near that law.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
They didn't have enough clothes.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Oh no, So if Sunny Williams has a baby bump
when they got off the SpaceX capsule, we all know
what went on up thereaty. No Trump, Cook, I ain't
judging because all of us would have done the same thing.
And don't be saying, oh no, not me, because God
will kick you ass if you lie. The astronauts were
originally expected to be gone just a week or so
(52:13):
after launching on Boeing's new star Liner crew capsule June fifth,
twenty twenty four. However, that plan didn't quite work out
that way. Did it not at all a Boeing problem? Yes,
never heard of such a thing. The arrival on Sunday
of their relief crew meant Wilmore and Williams could finally
leave and get back to normal. NASA cut them loose
(52:34):
a little early, given the iffy weather forecast later on
this week. So if you were in their shoes, what
would be the first thing you do when you finally
got back on solid ground.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, water burger, water burger.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
I got one out. Well, you could have been doing
that if you had a female partner, you wouldn't have
to be in privacy up there? You what?
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (52:57):
New documents related to John F. Kennedy's assassination have been released,
and there doesn't seem to be any earth shattering facts
that are going to make much difference than what we
already know. Kennedy was shot and killed while his motorcade
traveled through Daley Plaza in downtown Dallas on November twenty second,
nineteen sixty three. We all know that the assassination has
been a point of interest for historians and conspiracy theorists
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over the last sixty years. The National Archives posted approximately
eighty thousand pages of documents on its website yesterday afternoon. Now,
most of what the government released last night is not new.
In fact, much of what has attracted attention on social
media and in news reports has long been in the
public domain, except for some minor redactions such as the
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blacking out of the personally identified information of CIA sources.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Well but nothing shape, yeah exactly.
Speaker 6 (53:51):
Now, we don't have the time to scrutinize at all,
but if something's gonna come up that's going.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
To change the course of history, and we'll let you know.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
All right, this is an announcement for all of you
wild ass high school kids who like to dress up
like a kiddie cat and try and take a dump
and a litter.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Box furries as school. You can't do that at school.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
A new Texas bill aims to ban furries from schools.
Then if they get two thirds of yes in the
Texas House, it's going to go into effect immediately. Furries,
in case you don't know, are people who dress up
as animals adopting a first SONA like that?
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yes, and a thought of that earlier this morning.
Speaker 5 (54:32):
The proposed legislation outlines a wide range of prohibited behaviors,
from using a litter box stop it, to wearing animal
ears using lesha's collars, wearing a tail, wearing animal like ears,
making animal noises like barking, meyowing, hissing, or some of
them lick themselves for grooming reasons.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
How do they get their head down that fog. I
don't know, but stop doing it in public school.
Speaker 5 (54:58):
The Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Role Playing in Education or
Furries Act prohibit students from engaging in any non human
behavior at all. Now there are some exceptions, but they're
still tightening up.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Like Halloween.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
You can dress up in a costume for Halloween, but
it's got to be related to human history or your
asses in trouble.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Uh huh. Theater performances, that's ok, I get it.
Speaker 5 (55:22):
Dressing as a school mascot, that's fine, as long as
you're not crapping in a litterbox. Students who do not
comply with the proposed law they could get suspension, removal
from class.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
They could get expelled for this.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
The act would take effect immediately if two thirds vote yes.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
In the Texas is a big problem in schools.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Not really.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
I think it's coming along with the with the age
of social media. A lot of girls on social media
like to put on the bunny ears and go.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
Don't you think students that are furries get their ashes
kicked in school? Thing? Probably a thief who swiped a
golden toilet from an English palace was convicted along with
an accomplice who helped cash in on the spoils of
the eighteen carrot work of art, ensured for more than
six million dollars.
Speaker 5 (56:16):
Wow, we really need Robin Leech's voice on this one.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
I had six million dollars. How did you like to
squat and squeeze out a few pops.
Speaker 10 (56:25):
On that wall?
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Now listen, if you had a solid gold toilet, you
wouldn't want to take a dump, and it wasn't no,
especially if it was valued more than six million dollars.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Trump have one in Trump Plaza?
Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yes he did. Michael Jones had used the fully functioning,
one of a kind crapper as he did reconnaissance at
Blahim Palace. That's the country mansion where British wartime leader
Winston church Hill was born. Jones said the experience of
using it was splendid. Hey, a dump can only be
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so good.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
He returned before on September fourteenth, twenty nineteen, with at
least two other men. Armed with sledgehammers and crowbars, they
smashed a window and pried the toilet from its plumbing
within five minutes, leaving a damaging flood in their wake.
As they escaped in stolen vehicles. Man, the Pilford potty
has never been recovered like that, but it is believed
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to have been cut up and sold piece by piece.
But Jones and his burglar buddies won't ever get to
use it ever again. Also, I'm sure there are no
golden crappers in prison either.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
No, not at all, there's one.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
After several thousand years of wondering, the world finally has
an answer to the question what do mummies smell like?
Speaker 3 (57:49):
Are you serious about? People were wondering that.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
I never even thought of that neither. Researchers in Europe
have studied nine ancient Egyptian mummies using train human sniffers.
That's a title, that's a job, almost sniffer smell. These
sniffers have a sense of smells so accurate they can
tell who farted two buildings away. No, I just made
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that up. Let's deal. I think Charlie's back in town
and had Brussels sprouse for them. They also use Come on,
it wasn't that funny. They also use some type of
device that's described as an electronic artificial nose, and found
that the mummies aromas are woody, sweet, and spicy. The smells,
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they say, come from resins and oils like pine cedar
and juniper that were likely used in the embalming process
to preserve the body. The researchers say they can now
recreate those smells in museums to give visitors a full
mummy experience. I don't need that, Ah, smells like Christopher
Lee himself is in here. Oh my god. All right,
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tickets to see George thurgod End the Destroyers coming up
the window on lone Star. All right, Struther, go ahead.
What we've got here is failure. Thank you, thank you
very much. All right, tomorrow is fun with Music Day, and.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
It's the first day of spring.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yes it is.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
I think I know what you're going to open the
show with.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
Oh, you don't know exactly what I give. Yeah, I'm
all surprised. I'm not gonna tip my hand this early
springtime for Hitler. I do have that. I know you
that would be a good one to open. But there's
in fact, in order to win those NASCAR tickets, you're
gonna have to identify titles with the word spring in it.
Speaker 3 (59:52):
Oh okay, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
I'll set it up for tomorrow. And of course I
got mash up for you and a couple of things.
I don't think that I have played for you quite yet.
Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
I love your surprises.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I love the surprise people sometimes just when I show
up in surprised, I didn't know you were coming. God's sake.
So as far as the tickets to go see George Thurgood,
we'll pick out We'll pick out a number that has
something to do with spring.
Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
All right, okay, okay, on like twenty because March twentieth
is first.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Day of spring. Whoa that would be a long time
to be sitting there trying to answer.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
One fold game problems with number five.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yeah, oh, I got problems every day. Yeah, So who
want our tickets to see George thoroughly good?
Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
John walked down. No relation to Watty Wattel. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's very excited to go.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
He hadn't wont anything to want watt watch Tell used
to live in the same apartment building as Tommy James
or Tommy James and the Chandelle and the cow Sils.
Oh wow, now sometimes Bud Cowcil the dad. Yeah, he
would get a little too and he would start beating
the snot out of his family. He did know, and
(01:01:10):
the Cowciles would come up to Waddie's apartment and sometimes
Tommy James's apartment just to sit and chill and get
away from Dad while he was having one of his episodes.
Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Get Away from Danger. I remember they shared that story
with us.
Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Yes, that's amazing, bro. Yeah, well things are amazing these days.
But then when you think about it and say, wow,
it's not that amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
Hey, if you missed out on winning the Zebra tickets
last week with us, good news.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Jeffk has your chance all this week.
Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
He's going to open up the lone Star ticket window
around four forty when he wraps up his sixty minutes
of NonStop classic rock here on Dallas Fort Worths Classic
Rock lone Start ninety two to five
Arnold Jacko, Tiger, SpongeBob.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What's with the weaver teeth?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I haven't sworn a carbon years.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm a little intimidated all these guys in the big now.
I don't know where to start. Come on, brother, grip
it and rip it.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I guess I need to update my happy place to
something a little more age appropriate.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Mister Gilmore.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Holdly, we're not done with gold. I can see the
happy I fell in love with.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
We'll put a little arick for that one.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I am so sorry. Okay, that, by the way, was
the trailer for Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Yes, it's gonna be out July twenty fifth, and I
can hardly.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Weigh it's gonna be on Netflix.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah yeah, and we've got that trailer up on the
Bow and Them show page.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah. You can hear the audio like I just played,
but it's just not the same as you can't see
what's going on. I gotta see Adam Sandler. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, I want to see that movie. I like
the Happy Gilmore way.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
All right, we'll have a movie watching party at your house.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Come on.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, twenty twenty five is exciting as a movie fan
to me because we got a happy Gilmore sequel.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, and we got a spinal Tap sequel.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
That, yes, I forgot about it, that's coming out in September.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
We've got that trailer up as well on our face
old yeah, yeah, from last week, last week's time wasters.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I will have to check that out my damn self.
I can't wait. Well, good morning you rascules. It is
ASCA's stuff Day, and we did get some good questions
on the ask of stuff we really is. Yes, two
on four eight six, six eighty six hundred college anytime,
and uh, I think we've just about got all of
them figured out to give you the answer here.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Yep, we've done our homework and we are ready to
go in the seven o'clock hour.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yes, because you need to know, get your learn on
with the bow and them show. No matter how ridiculous
your question is, my god, we'll answer it as long
as it's a legitimate question.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
There's a question, ye, okay, bo, what are we celebrating today?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, I'm glad you asked. It's laugh Day. That's why
we get up so early to come in here and
hopefully make you at least grin a little bit while
you listen it is Client's Day. Clients, clients. You know
our listeners, Yeah, you raskills listening are kind of like
a client to us, only we don't try to actually
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sell you anything. We just want to get you to
work in a good mood. Yeah, absolutely so we do
Certified Nurses Day. It's an annual day of recognition for
and by healthcare leaders dedicated to nursing professionalism, excellence, recognition,
and service. They helped patch you up, make you comfortable
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when you're ailing or injured. Those of you that took
care of me when I was tore up. Thanks, I
ain't gonna forget it.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Nurses do all the heavy lifting, they really do.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
The doctor come in, spend maybe five minutes with you,
and then the.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Nurses do the rest well.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
As a matter of fact, one year ago to this day,
I was still in though.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Yes, we're in a lot of pain too.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's why I say, could y'all bring me some more?
Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles Day?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Why? It's a media franchise that follows Leonardo, Raphael Donatello
and Mike Langelo, who are turtles trained by their sense
master Splinter to be ninja warriors. I love them living
in the sewers of Manhattan. They battle criminals and aliens
and what other other evil forces come their way.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
And they love a pizza.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Pizza, that's right.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Yeah, So in honor of them, have some pizza today,
some turtle soup out or both.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I actually like turtle soup. Oh yeah, you used to
put a shot of Shery whining. H My son Clayton,
when he was little, he used to love the teenage
Mutant Ninja.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
They're awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
So why did they have vanilla ice in their movie?
Remember that? Yes? He was inexpensive, I guess so National
Backyard Day. Backyard is place when you want to scream
about whatever piss you off. Plus it's a good place
to have some of your homies over to let off
some steam together, maybe do a little cookout of something.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
I thought my dog was gonna blow away when I
was in the backyard this morning.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Kicking up yesterday, I would stop at traffic lights and
I could feel my truck rocking back advisory. Today it
is National poultry Day. I'll have a four piece dinner
with extra coal, slaw and a doctor pepper please. So
that's what we're celebrating today. You'll know why chickens are crazy?
Why are chickens crazy? But did nice see that coming?
(05:41):
I should have had. I should have just bowed out
of that one. Okay, So we gotta look at sports
of all sorts on the way. But of course it's
the freaking fool File. And we'll play our first round
of ask the stuff called all around seven tennis.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
And choose your news at seven fifty with a theme promised.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
A theme, Yes, with a family four pack of taking
us to the Worth four hundred text Motor Speedway in May.
So let's do the mornings. Oh so good? Oh man,
snap crackle pop?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I needed that.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay, come on, if we're here to do it, you
should be there to listen to it. I'm damn it
flew another.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Speaker when that happens.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I know our engineering department's going, Why can't y'all stop
doing that crap? For god sake, I sloped your speaker.
Dallas Mormer's classic rock Alone Star ninety two to five. Hey,
look ahere's nine verst sports.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Of all Sorry, brought to you by the Will Height
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Speaker 1 (06:50):
The Dallas Stars won a nail bider laughs night at
the American Airlines. Sound yeah, yes, sir, Your Dallas Stars
beat the Anaheim Ducks four to three in overtime. Michael
(07:10):
Gremlin scored his second goal of the game at two
thirty two of overtime to give the Stars a win.
Now Thomas Harley had a goal and two assists, and
Wyatt Johnston also scored for the Stars, who had lost
two in a row and three out of their last four.
Rope Hints had to assists and good old Jay gotten Jermy.
(07:32):
He made twenty two saves.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
It God Jay.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Dallas moved four points ahead of the Colorado Avalanche for
second place in the Central Division.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Why.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Johnson also became the fourth Stars player to score twenty
five goals this season, which marks their most at this
stage of a campaign and team history.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Now, the Stars will play at home tomorrow to play
Tampa Bay, and the puck will drop at seven o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Right, let's talk Mavericks Dallas.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Mavericks forward Anthony Davis and guard Jayden Hardy were assigned
to the G League on Monday so that they could
get some work in with the Texas Legends. Then the
MAVs recalled them back later in the day. Both Davis
and Hardy were able to play some five on five
scrimmages with the Legends, as always a precursor if a
player is close to returning to his NBA team after
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an injury. Now, it has not been a good year
for the MAVs since the Luca trade.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Oh you guess that Luca curse is real.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
But there's more games left to play in the regular
season before we can say.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Well, get them next year.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
The Mavericks play on the road tonight against the Indiana
Pacers and against their former coach Rick Carlisle, before they
return home on Friday to play Detroit Half.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
The Dallas Cowboys, and they're all pro pass rusher Michael
Parsons have held discussions about a long term contract extension.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Jerry, you got to olden f you wallet again, my.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
God blood out of a turnive Jerry's opening the wallet
Cowboys onner. General managers of Jerry Jones called Parsons to
the Star up in Frisca yesterday to discuss the potential deal.
In further detail. Parsons is entering the final year of
his rookie deal, a fifth year option. We're twenty four
million dollars. A long term deal for Parsons is widely
expected to be in the forty million dollar range in
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terms of annual salary based on contracts that have been
signed by other high end defensive talents around the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, that'll do.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Parsons is coming off one of the finest starts to
an NFL career for an edge rusher in the history
of the NFL. He joined Reggie White as one of
only two players in the NFL history to start a
career with four seasons of twelve or more sacks. That's awesome.
We'll see what kind of deal the two sides agree to.
It's just nice to see that they're not delaying it forever.
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You know, remember when that happened to CD. I don't
think Jerry wants to let Parsons get away.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh no, no, better not, because there'll be a Parsons
through that. Louisiana police announced a new murder charge against
the suspect in the February fifth death of a Super
Bowl reporter in a suburb of New Orleans, as well
as new accusations against an alleged accountlice Aidan Manzano, a
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twenty seven year old Telemundo sports reporter based in Kansas
City traveled to New Orleans on assignment to cover the
Super Bowl in February and was found dead in his
hotel room at the Comfort Suites hotel in Kenner with
Xanax in his system.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah he've been dosed.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Well, yeah, but you have to take a lot of
that stuff for it to really kill you. Of forty
five year old Dnnette Colbert, whom Kenner police described as
a career criminal and has been called the Bourbon Street
hustler because she does this all the time. She is
now facing a bunch of charges, including second degree Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
She finds a mark and then she stalks them back
to their hotel.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He's hanging back out town. Authorities believe she may have
drug Manzano and then stole his credit cards before authorities
found him dead. Her alleged accomplice has also been arrested. Now,
I don't know if you've seen her picture or not,
you'd probably think that's the hole he decided to take
to his hotel room.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I think she just stalked him. I don't think that
he picked her up.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, he had to pick her up because she went
with him to the hotel room. Must have been drinking
heavily that night.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Yeah, March Madness is underway, and last night Alabama State
beat Saint Francis in the first game of the first four,
seventy to sixty eight with less than a second to
go in the game. The win was Alabama State's first
in NCAA tournament history. They're going to play number one
overall seed Auburn in Thursday's first round. Meanwhile, the North
Carolina Tar Hills pulled off a ninety five to sixty
(11:50):
eight win over San Diego State. They're gonna face oh
Miss Friday afternoon in the first round. The First four
continues tonight with My Texas Longhorns taking on EGXIT Xavier
at eight ten tonight, Go Horns, and before that, American
faces off with Mount Saint Mary's. Now, they may not
have made it to the Big Dance, but the SMU
Mustangs are on the boards tonight at Moody Coliseum in
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Dallas to take on Northern Iowa in the National Invitational Tournament.
So they didn't make it to the Big Dance, but
they made it to the nit.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
That seemed like the case every years years in a row.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
That they've not been invited to the NCAA tournament. Poor
SMU in Denton tonight, Unt faces off with Furman. That
game will be at seven tonight at the Super pitt
And Denton. Good luck to our Texas teams.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I'm on, I'm on.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Cold Play vocalist Chris Martin is working with FIFA to
create the first Super Bowl style halftime show at the
World Cup.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Final next year.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Awesome Mett Life Stadium in New Jersey, to be known
as the New York, New Jersey Stadium for the World Cup,
will host the final on July nineteenth of next year.
FIFA is also staging what is called a takeover of
Times Square for the final weekend of the tourney. The
president of FIFA didn't clarify what the Coldplay would perform,
but Coldplaces Chris Martin and Coldplay manager Phil Harvey would
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be involved in booking other artists.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
More to come. Okay, speaking of FIFA and the World
Cup coming here, when was the last time you drove
through Main Street in downtown Frisco? Not too long ago?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, when I went to Hutchins.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That is the most screwed up road I have ever seen.
And the businesses that are on if you're driving, they're
on the right side of the road where nobody can
get to them. So they must have given them some
kind of money.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
And I guess it's gonna be even worse now because
they're planning to build onto Toyota Stadium.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Oh yeah, do an update there.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
South of that is the big Frisco Music City complex
being built out north of that at Panther Creek is
the Universal Complex. Oh so there's madness up in Frisco
right now.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, guess what your tax is gonna go up?
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
And the bass Master Classic, known as the super Bowl
of Professional Fishing Awesome, returns to the Dallas Fort Worth
area this weekend, offering a three hundred thousand dollars first
prize wow for the professional fisherman competing. This event is
the accumulation of years of dedication, long hours, and grueling
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travel schedules. But it's one of those sports that not
really physically demanding because it's a way to relax while
making some money. Maybe. You know, I used to go
fishing with my dad all the time. I never thought
I could make any money off of it. Now I
can't do it.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Just don't try anything shady fishermen, you know, putting lead
weights down they fish, and they've been doing that for years.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Remember those guys that got arrested for doing that.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, because that's fraud. It is absolutely fair. The competition
kicks off on Friday at Ray Roberts State Park with
all of it events free to the public. Yeah, have
yourself a good time, and I hope you catch a
big one on the freaking Fool File. Next on the
Bow and Them Show and Woo to you, Dallas Flores
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patic Ground lone star ninety two to five. Our first
round of askut Stuff questions from the ask Stuff Hotline
is coming up. But now it's six forty five. Let's
delve into the freaking fool File. Let's delve. Okay. History
was made over this past weekend in the town of
Fondu Lac, Wisconsin, as Don Gorski pushed a Guinness World
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record to an officially impossible length. Nobody will ever break
this record, and I don't see anybody even trying going
down as surely the only person who is capable of
holding the record. Don sat down at a McDonald's on
South Military Street in the small Wisconsin town to eat
his thirty five thousand Big Mac.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
No, he's eating thirty five thousand Big Max.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, he's probably still on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Fans from all over the Midwest showed up to see
Dawn break the unbelievable record, as well as a radio
station doing a live broadcast card heard about this guy.
You know what, he's not fat either.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
No, but his cholesterol level is.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Through the room. Well, he walks six miles a day
to keep that stuff in check. But I just can't
imagine doing that.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Man.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah, that's a lot of Big Max.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Ugh.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Uh. Donald spent the event talking with his fans, handing
out meal vouchers for McDonald's and commemorative pins for the
thirty five thousand Big Mac event. I can imagine what
if we were doing a broadcast if the guy eating
his thirty five thousand.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah under the golden arches.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, I doubt that'll happen. He eats two Big Macs
every day, averaging fourteen a week.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, I would be sick of that after a week.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
He used to eat a whole lot more than that.
But to make sure he hit thirty five thousand on
the nose for the event, Don limited himself to just
one big Mac per day for the three days prior
to the event the torture. I'm sorry, Don with his
big journey started. He recalled it being May seventeenth, nineteen
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seventy two, when he started this after getting his first car.
Oh my god, he was eating nine a day at
that time. And yes, he walks about six miles a
day to keep hisling his weight down in his bloodshad
less ARTMA.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Congratulations, dude, all right, No, from Wisconsin to Florida. A
Florida man is in pretty serious trouble because of his
love of karaoke, and he got himself into some serious
trouble over the weekend before he was able to belt
out his rendition of I fought the Law and the
low One here's the Scout Police. Thirty four year old
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Aaron Jablonski was at the Overtime Sports Bar in clear
Water around two thirty in the morning this past Saturday,
and he wanted to show off his smooth, velvety voice,
but the karaoke machine wasn't working. Jablonsky became so angry
that he wasn't able to show off his pipes stormed
out of the bar. Another patron who knew him, followed
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him out, hoping to calm him down, but Jablonsky wasn't
having any of it. He pulled out a pistol, pointed
the gun at the other man, and fired off around,
fortunately missing him. So not only does this guy have
an angry issue, but he's also a terrible shot.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
He is terrible.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Fortunately, he's a terrible shot.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Cops arrived at the scene found Jablonski holding the gun.
He was arrested and charged with aggravated assault in possessing
a firearm as a convicted felon.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh, you can't have a firearm when you'll.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Get he has a lengthy rap sheet and was not
allowed to own a firearm, and all of this because
the carrymoke machine wasn't working.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I thought the law and the law one bye, Bobby,
follow yes, my man? Alright, alright, right, ware to go?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
All right.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Inver To, New Zealand, the kiwis Live emergency responders launched
a swift search following the report of swimmers in distress.
This is off the coast of Maduwa, New Zealand. Police
said the supposed swimmers were not in distress because it
turned out that this was something totally different than human
beings flailing in the water going help me, heal me.
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Police rest responded this past Monday night along a rescue
helicopter and the Coast Guard.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
They helped out.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Too, and when a report came in about two swimmers
in distress near Ferguson.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Park Well they mobilize.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
The helicopter and the Coastguard cruise searched the area for
forty five minutes before police gave the call to steamed down,
and the police representative later said the search was called
off when after forty five minutes. No, it wasn't struggling swimmers,
it was a flock of geese.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Now listen, don't I shouldn't laugh because if you've ever
listened to a flock of geese, it sounds like people
talking at a party.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah, they really do, you, kind of like goats. They
can be mistaken for a human voice really easy. A
Coast Guard spokesperson in New Zealand said the caller who
phoned the emergency number mistook the birds for people, but
he still did the right thing by calling in just.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
The SAand you always want to be on the safe side.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, I bet he felt like a dumbad.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Save Save the geese.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
In Guiana hmm, a forty three year old bartender named
Essie Apemoa has been arrested by police for biting off
the testicle of one of her customers. No, yes, even
you don't even have them, and you make a little bit. Yes,
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I think of how guys, lord, that would hurt like
all hell. The victim, thirty six year old Osman, reportedly
he bought a cigarette for a dollar twenty in Guyana currency,
but only paid a dollar, promising to pay the bartender
later on, but the bartender said, n I want my
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twenty piece. It wise, that's what they have. That was old,
which is around thirteen cents in American money.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
He bit him in the gonads gonads for that?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, for over thirteen cents.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Wow, I said, bro, just get out of here, leave
me alone. This bartender got into a scuffle with the
customer and bit off both of the guys testicles. Wow.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Oh, over thirteen cents.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It makes you cringe just thinking about it. And you
don't even have a snapping turtle. Damn.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
All right, coming up next hour of the game. You
love to hate. Choose your news.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
You guess the story that bow made up and you're
gonna win a family four pack of tickets to join
us at the Worth four hundred race at Texas Motor
Speedway Sunday, May fourth. We'll play Choose your News around
seven point fifty right here on the Bow and Them
show on Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
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Speaker 1 (22:17):
Knucking this eighty air. Yes, go ahead and walk, but
don't sniff in those piles of duchi that this show
produces every time we open the mic at a all
over with a damn player hits gumm it Dallas what
Worth Classic Rock lone Star ninety two? If I will
you know? Today is Askus Stuff Day, where you can
ask any question. Call the Ask the Stuff Hotline two
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one four eight six six eighty six hundred. Are you
ready for your first question?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Last?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Have it?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
And the bell's gonna take this one here? Okay?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
I have tickets to the ACDC concert, paid over one
thousand dollars for that. It says I'm in GA pit,
so that's general admissions pit. Does that mean I'm going
to be standing the whole time? Or while I have
a specific spot to sit or stands or is it
gonna be like very crowded.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Okay, thanks, I'm afraid you're gonna have to stand.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Yeah, you know, like at the Sphere in Vegas, they
have a pit and they stand the entire time. And
then when the Rolling Stones played the Cotton Bowl, they
also had a pit and they had to stand the
whole time. So I am so sorry, but it does
sound like you're gonna have to stand. Even seat geek
says that sometimes they'll assign a seat number to the pit,
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but it's not a real seat.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh oh, I don't think. I don't think I could
do that stand up for a whole show.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Thousand dollars for two concert tickets, well I don't know
if it was two, but she did say over one
thousand dollars and somebody would owe me some back money
if I pay that kind of sal I'm sitting in
the nosebleeds have a bunch of change for a beer.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
It does look like the people in the pit have
a great time. Maybe you know, you could get one
of those little back packs and have a little seat
you can.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, yeah, but you got to bring your ole.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
In one of those like you know the thing that
Deborah had when she messed up her nebo. Oh, yeah,
you could use that and pretend you have an injury
and then just sit on it.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
There you go. Okay, here's another one.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
I want to know what's the difference between a governor
and a senator?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Well, I happen to know that answer. A governor is
the leader of a state's government's executive branch, while a
US senator represents their state in the upper legislative house
of the US federal government. Governors play a similar role
to that of the President of the United States, but
their authority is limited to within their state. Now, a
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senator's main job is to write and pass laws that
apply to the entire country, while ensuring that those laws
benefit the people of their state. Now you know you sure?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Well?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I should move on here. Yeah. In the two Hotel California,
he talks of Kalitus California has an odd grasp along
his shoulders.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
I was wondering if that is the.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Khalite that he was referring to. Bruh, ain't you your
damn phone?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
What's sad is he works for nine to one one.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Your phone.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
There's an emergency nine to one one they're calling and
he's asking.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Us this questioning to pick up the car, and he
has a pop question or something that god.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Okay, so here's the answer, sir.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
In the song Hotel California, kalitas refers to the flowering
buds of the cannabis plan.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Why.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Yes, it translates to little tails. That's Goalatas is a
little tail in Spanish, and it is a slang term used.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
In Mexican culture.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
So Glenn Fry and Don Henley both said that they're
like road manager who was Hispanic. Whenever they would light up,
we would talk about the kalitas and it.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Was the little buds with tails on it.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Well, you know, it's just the kalitas, the little buds
on the flower of the cannabis plant.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I thought it could be a sperm.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well you know it does have a little tail.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yes it does, Yes, it does. So I hear. Okay.
Here's another one. Hey, My question is where did the
tradition of kneeling down on one knee come from when proposing? Aha.
The tradition of a man proposing on one knee comes
from medieval knights kneeling before noblemen as a gesture of
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respect and loyalty as well as submission. Upon getting down
on one knee, the man will then ask his partner
or they're hand in marriage? You really saying when you
marry me. Once the man is married his sweetheart, he
soon realizes where the submission part comes in. Thank about
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all right, here's.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
Gut why I know that the International Space Station is tracked,
But what are the probabilities of us seeing other satellites
of just standing out looking outside? What chances can we
see something like that?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Well, you can see satellites with the naked eye, especially
during the twilight hours, which is just after sunset or
before sunrise, and the International Space Station is particularly easy
to spot. Here's a more detailed explanation. Satellites appear as
moving stars in the night sky, so scan the sky
for objects that are moving across your field of view,
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even though they'll probably be moving very very slowly. Now,
light pollution from cities can make it difficult to spot satellites.
To find a location with minimal light pollution for the
best viewing condition, like go way out in the country
or something when to Denton County. Yeah, While the International
Space Station is the easiest to spot, other satellites can
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also be visible with the naked, especially those in lower
Earth orbits, because some of them go a little bit
closer to the planet than some of the other ones.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
I know, like with Pete Delkas and the weather reports.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Sometimes they'll mention to you, Hey, if you look up,
you'll be able to see the International Space Station as
it passes by our area.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
And that's much bigger than your typical satellite, so it's
much easier to see that.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I listen to another one.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Gorge ree You know, he plays Superman on TV in
the fifty so he plugged himself in fifty nine, a
year I was born.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
There was before he went around.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
That you know, he would go make repairs of the
supermarkets and shopping centers and call louts and stuff. And
that one day a little kid walked up with a
fully devoted revolver wanting to shoot Superman to see if
the bullets would bounce off of him. Is that true?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I heard that is true.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
So, although George Reeves often told this story himself, all
subsequent researchers have been unable to corroborate his account.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
However, here's the story.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
During a personal appearance at a children's Wild West sh George
Reeves meets a boy with a loaded gun who wishes
to shoot him while remaining in character as Superman. George
Reeves dissuades the little boy by confirming that the bullets
will bounce off of him, but would hurt innocent bystanding.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
So the little boy put the gun away.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Where does the little kid get a loaded gun out
of his daddy's gun case? Probably it happens too often.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
Can I Can I shoot you in the chest and
watch the bulls bounce off?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
And think about it.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Back in the fifties, they didn't have all the PSAs
about locking up your gun.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Remember our friend Arnez Jay, the comedian. He said he
once played Superman. He thought if he put a towel
around his neck for a cape, he'd be able to fly.
And he jumps off.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Oh my God, bless his heart. I love that story.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I'll have to get him to tell that story the
next time he comes around. More coming up on the
ball of Them Jo Classic Lone Star ninety two to five.
Yesterday is Aska Stuff Day. Oh, AND's got an email question?
What you got?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Okay? So this one is from George.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
It says I saw the story about the MAVs owner's
plans for casino resort in the Urgan area hoping to
get gambling legalized in Texas, and it got me wondering
has gambling ever been legal in the state of Texas.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Wow, I never thought about that.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
So Texas first legalized paramutual betting in nineteen thirty three.
Is a way to raise revenue during the Great Depression,
so it was legal back then. Four major tracks operated
in the state until nineteen thirty seven, when betting was
banned again at a special legislative session called by Governor
James V.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Alred.
Speaker 6 (30:46):
Now legal forms of gambling in Texas include the Texas
Lottery that is gambling, paramutual wagering on horse and greyhound racing,
charitable bingo and raffles, and three Native American casinos. Other
forms of gambling are illegal in Texas.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Wow. So there you have it, you know, and if
Governor Greg doesn't legalize gambling, they might move the Mavericks
to lasses year.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
I heard that there's some gaming apps out now where
they're legal to use them in Texas and bat yeah too.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
There's a couple of different ones.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
And game rooms are permitted by the state of Texas.
Can't have any illegal gambling devices in your game room.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
So, in other words, lock the door first. Okay, here
one mayah.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Couples had to get a blood test prior to getting married,
and now we don't do that anymore.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
What was that blood test for and why don't we
do it anymore?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Well, in the past, pre marital blood tests, primarily to
check for syphilis, were mandated by many states. The screen
for sexually transmitted diseases and to prevent their transmission to
their other spouse or offspring.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
So it was because of st.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yes, But as these diseases became less common, the cause
of the test was no longer justified, so the states
stopped doing them.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
Wow, I thought it was because they wanted to find
out if you were a brother or sister.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Well, that depends on which state you am. I don't
want to pick on Arkansas. I got friends there, all right.
Here's another one.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Moved backwards.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Oh that's a quick one. Can a snake move backwards?
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Well, while snakes primarily move forward, they can move backwards,
though not as efficiently. They use specialized muscles and scales
to grip services in reverse, but they prefer to move forward.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
But they can it need be. Yeah, move backwards, and
if it's too hard to move backward, they can just
go around in the half a circle. Yeah, why not that.
I'm glad I'm not a snake. Okay, I got one
for you.
Speaker 9 (32:58):
Bo.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Why did I call them g strings?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Why do you slip too many? In the stripper's g
str The origin of the term g string is uncertain,
but it's thought to have originated in the late eighteen
hundreds as a description for the loin cloths worn by
Native Americans, specifically referring to the string holding it up,
and later for the narrow loincloth itself. The name suggests
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that the G might be a euphemistic abbreviation of groin.
Another story suggested it could be short for girdle, which
has termed girdle. String is attested as early as eighteen
forty six. No matter what story is true, a dollar
bill will fit perfectly one on them if you find
yourself in one of those places. Because you got to
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put a little green on the scene before the lap dance.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
I was thinking it was g I wonder what's behind
that string?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Ge? I don't think I want to go in now? Gee,
I don't know that safety.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I might need a blood test.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, I put my head in with my hat on it. Okay, finally,
one more here.
Speaker 7 (34:09):
What it's a life span of a vulcan?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
What is the lifespan of a vulcan? A Vulcan's life
ends when the TV series is canceled? Okay, Now, unless
Jimmy heard something else, that's my answer, and by god,
I'm sticking to it. Turk Turn Dallas? What was Classic rock?
(34:40):
Lone star ninety two five? Coming up? We're gonna plays
Choose your news so you can win tickets to the
Worth four hundred at Texas Motor Speedway on Sunday, made
the fourth and yes, this Goofy show will be out
there broadcasting, so if you win, come on by. Hello.
But now it is time for the Edge occasional Paul
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Jew listen and learn his time war. Did you know,
for example, did you know March madness is going on now? Yeah?
Did you know? The term March madness gained popularity in
nineteen eighty two when CBS broadcaster Brent Musburger remember him, Yes,
he used it during the tournament coverage, though the phrase
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was first used in nineteen thirty nine by a guy
named Henry V. Porter, who is a high school basketball
official in Illinois.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
And he was talking about basketball being March Madness.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
That's it, that's it. Did you know no person has
ever completed a one hundred percent correct March Madness bracket
since the results have been tracked and verified by the
nc double A. And did you know Bobby Knight, Dean Smith,
and Joe P. Hall. These are the only individuals who
have won an NCUBA championship as both a player and
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a head coach. Oh wow, Christian, that name might sound familiar.
He played for Duke is the NCAA tournament's all time
leading scorer with four hundred and seven points. Only nine
players have made more than three hundred points in March Madge.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
And look at him going over four hundred. Damn right.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
And did you know the designer who created the NBA logo,
which is Jerry West. Yeah, he also made the ten
forty easy tax form.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Oh, thank you very much for that.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
God.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
That reminds me which approaching, ain't it?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
I got mine already checked off?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Did you know the band Train has more monthly listeners
on Spotify than Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Van Halen, Tom Petty,
You two Pearl Jam.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Or Elvis no way train train. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I only heard that one Songupiter.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Over and over and over.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
It's probably members of the band just playing it over.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
And over and over again. Did you know on average,
giraffes sleep for less than two hours a day.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
On the flip side, pythons sleep for at least eighteen
hours python. Don't you wish you could do that just
once or twice during a month. Yes, you'd be rejuvennated.
Did you know carrots are actually bad for rabbits and
can cause them health problems because of bugs, bunny? Pretty
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much everyone thinks that rabbits love carrots. It's similar to
fast food. It's okay as a treat, but not if
it's part of your regular diet.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah, so stop feeding carrots to rabbit.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yeah, just that's just in the cartoons where they just
gobble them up. Did you know Doctor Dre didn't know
Eminem was white until they met in person?
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Are you.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
That's kind of a compliment? Really? Dre says he was
happy when he found out because, quote, it was so different. Man.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah, I'm very talented.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
You know, the oldest living child of president of a
president is Linda Bird Johnson Rob She's Linda B. Johnson's
oldest daughter and she turns eighty one years old today.
Oh wow, birthday, birthday girl. Did you know the world's
smallest international bridge is only nineteen feet long? That's it
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doesn't really seem like you should even build it for
that jump over. Yeah, it's an old, rustic bridge connecting
the Spanish village of l Marco to Portuguese village of
Versa Grande. Did you know Google was originally called BackRub
BackRub BackRub Don't ask me why that came out in
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nineteen ninety six. Now the founder has changed the name
to Google about a year later, and thank god they did.
Did you know that the state and capital city where
the fewest total letters is anybody want? I guess I
don't know Boise, Idaho that has ten total letters. That
is more than any other state capital.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Well that's something to brag about Idaho.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
And did you know the moment when a spam fertilizes
an egg there's actually a little spark of an explosion
when it. Yes, it is. I don't know how they
found that out. Could you hold still? I'm trying to
get the telescope down there that we play head games
(39:29):
every morning on this show, and some of you actually
fall for it, and I love you for that, I
really do. Okay, are you ready to win some NASCAR tickets?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Let's give me a yes. The Worth four hundred is
coming to Texas Motor Speedway Sunday, May the fourth, and
if you want to win, all you got to do
is shoes your news. I did the way this wakes.
In case you haven't figured it out by now, is
I have four headlines. Three of those headlines are actual
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headlines from past issues of the Weekly World News made
that publication rest in Pete. One of them is fake,
and if you find the fake headline, you'll win the tickets. Now,
if I'm not mistaken, last week we didn't have a theme,
so this week we do.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
According to the calendar, there is a theme this week
and the theme is yes you ready for this?
Speaker 7 (40:23):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Jimmy Hoffa, Oh wow, Jimmy Haffa. All right, that makes
it easier. Okay, it's all about Jimmy Hoffa. So is
the fake headline? Headline? Number one? Call me Jenny from
now on. Jimmy Hoffer fled to Mexico for a sex
change operation. He wasn't murdered, but he's not the man
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he used to be.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Jenny Haffa, the tough.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Teamsters union leader, wasn't kidnapped and killed by mafia hoodlums.
Oh No. Instead, he faked his own abduction and ran
away south of the border to become a woman good
for him. Haffa disappeared on June thirtieth, nineteen seventy five,
after supposedly leaving his house to meet a friend for lunch,
and was never seen again. Only he wasn't murdered. He
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fled to Mexico to become Jenny Haffa.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Jenny Haffa on the Block Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Or headline number two. Shrunken head of Jimmy Hoffa found
in the Florida Souvenir shop on sale for twenty two
to ninety five. Oh, these are that all legendary Teamster
labor leaders. Smoked and leathery wrinkled five inch nogging was
purchased by a retired teamster at a Miami gift shop.
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I recognized my old boss's head while me and the
missus were buying something for one of our grandkids back home.
The new owner of Haffa's shrunken head, wrapped it in
a towel after he'd bought it and said prayer over
it before taking it home to Michigan.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Of course he said a prayer.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Their Lord, pley, you don't let him come back to
life because I just bought his head?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Headline number three? Jimmy Hoffer returns to Earth after being
captured by space aliens, and he hasn't aged a day.
Oregon lumberjack claims to have seen a UFO hover over
a field and beamed the former teamster's boss down before
shooting up into the clouds. Nobody at work we had
the Beaver State River Logging company will believe me, But
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I solid I saw, says log cutter, who chose not
to be Identif log cutter, UFO researchers and paranormal investigators
are looking into his climate, r is it? Headline number four?
Jimmy Hoffa was turned into dog food? What mafia killed
teamster's boss and shipped his body off to a pet
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food factory. After many long years, the mystery of union
leader Jimmy Hoffin's disappearance has finally been solved. He was
made into dog chow at a South American pet food plant.
A Washington crime writer who has been consulted by police
forces over the world has come forth with the grizzly
truth in his soon to be released book that will
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tell the Truth once and for all. As he puts it,
these are all great. They're all good. Yes, they're all good.
I think you wrote all of them. B No, no
one of them is fake?
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Headline? Number one? Call me Jenny from now on. Jimmy
Hoffe fled to Mexico for a sex change operation. Number
two shrunk ahead of Jimmy Hoffer found in the Florida
souvenir shop on sale for twenty two. Number three Jimmy
Hoffer returns to Earth after being captured by space aliens,
and he has an aged today. Or number four, Jimmy
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Hoffer was turned into dog food mafia, killed teamster's boss,
and shipped his body off to a pet food those
poor dog Holy hell. So all right, all right, look
over it. Tell me which one do you think?
Speaker 6 (43:52):
This is my favorite? I don't know if it's the
real one, but this is my favorite.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Oh no, oh no, no no no, that's another big
nagatory A bit okay, I have a chance for a
Grand Slam. It's this one, Ri.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Reallyesting what imagination on you?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
No, A sick mind is what it is? That too?
All right? Two one four or eight one seven, seventy seven,
one nine, two five? Tell me the fake headline. I'll
give you the NASCAR ticket on them? Joe, what do
you think is the fake headline? Pray, tell Bella, Bella,
pick the number. Pick the number number one, call me
(44:33):
Jenny from now on. Jimmy Hoffe fled to Mexico for
a sex game operation. Oh no, that's the one, Anna said,
And that is true.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
It's my favorite too, love it.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
At least in the eyes of the Weekly world.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
I bet he make a fugly girl.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I bet he would too. So it's not number one
bone of them? Joe, tell me which one do you
think is the fake headline?
Speaker 5 (44:54):
How about number two?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Number two shrunk ahead of Jimmy Hoffer found in the
Florida souvenir shop on twenty two ninety five. That's another
real one. That was my guest to you, Bud. So
here we are down to the last two.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Number three or number four.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Number three is Jimmy Hoffer returns to Earth after being
captured by space aliens that has an age to day
or number four. Jimmy Hoffer was turned into dog food mafia,
killed teamster's boss, and shipped his body to a pet
food factory. Oh come on, come on, you.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Want that grand slam? I am right, I want to.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Number three or number four? People? Bon of them? Show?
Tell me which one do you think is the fake headline?
Speaker 9 (45:35):
Morning gang?
Speaker 4 (45:36):
I think it's number one?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
No number one, You've already done number I've already done
number one, Number three or number four? Let me go
on boning them? Show? Okay, it's number three or number four?
Which one do you think is the fake headline?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Number three?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Number three? Jimmy Hoffer returns to Earth after being captured.
Oh damn it, damn it, dammit. I was close, though.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
You were so close?
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah close, but no cigars got a triple. Oh don't worry,
I'll get over it. You'n't get it there, damn it? Okay,
who is who is this that ruined my fun?
Speaker 7 (46:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Dylan Dylan as in Marshall Dylan. Okay, hang on there,
Marshall Dylan will hook you up with your NASCAR tickets. Okay,
all right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Sorry, bo, Well, I was close, Yes you were.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
I was close if i'd have slid it home out
of mate, Yes, you were all right. Coming up another look,
it's traffic in Bondy, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:37):
Coming up next hour, Bow and I are going to
be opening up that lone Star ticket window and we've
got tickets to see George Thoroughgood and the Destroyers. They're
coming to Texas Trust SEU Theater August twenty sixth, and
you could be there, be listening around eight forty for
the lone Star ticket window here on Dallas Fort Worths
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Challas Hot Worse Classic Rock Loan Star ninety two fast.
I don't smell sugar. I think I smell leather. And
traffic is tied up. Oh boy, it's time for traffic
in Bondage with the Mistress of the Highways and the Byways, gentleman,
the one to know late Linda.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Boys.
Speaker 6 (47:23):
It is so windy outside. Yea, Mother Nature really is
whipping things.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Oh no, yes, I guess you could say Mother Nature
is giving one hell of a blow jop today, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Here's a question for ask us stuff devo. What is
the windiest month.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Well, all the wind we've been having around here, I'm
saying it's March.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
I think, No, it's all gust Get it, gus, I
tell you what.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
You mean it when you do.
Speaker 6 (48:07):
I don't know about you, but I'm very excited about
this Saturday. Oh yeah, I'm going to the truck yard
in the colony for the Love Up Festival on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Excuse me, mistress, it's the Love Pup Family Fest, not
the Loved Up Festival.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Will they be doing it doggy style?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Maybe? But actually, Mistress, they're hoping to get dogs adopted.
That's what is for.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
So no doggy style.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
No, Sorry, what a shame.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
I guess I'll have to put this dog collar on you.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Bow? Can I say dog collar?
Speaker 3 (48:45):
My bad?
Speaker 6 (48:46):
All right, let's look at that dry in the mixed
master in downtown Dallas.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Traffic is all tied up, you know what.
Speaker 6 (48:54):
Those drivers are struggling to get free. But traffic is
bumper to bumper and in irving a car was rear
ended on fourteen. That bumper is all banged up. Tow
truck driver gonna need to get out the chain.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
No, not the chance.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Time for me to get out my chain.
Speaker 8 (49:16):
No, I don't yes beg for mercy much. Please the
chase No morning in Arlington on I thirty near matt Cock, Madlock,
mad I guess you're pretty proud of yourself correcting me, aren't.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
You, No, mistress, I'm sorry, I really.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
I'm never talking back to your mistress. I hope you're
driving to.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
Work is oh so painful. I'm Linda lash with your traffic.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
And but we don't need a bunch of band aids
after that. Go in that time you say, well, it's
say twenty in case you got a real job or
something like that. Did you know tomorrow is the first
day of spring?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
I got spring goodies to play on Fun with Music Day,
But I don't want to play him now because today
is not the first day of spring. It hasn't sprung.
Ye No, but I do have something to remind you
that tomorrow is Fun with Music Day, Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Kenneth Copeland musical. Kenneth, here you
go the name of Thank you Jesus. You destroyer, you
(50:33):
kill you, you.
Speaker 10 (50:37):
Get confiscation, no more, no more, no more, no more. Magnificent,
(51:28):
magnificent It's like we were watching a very serious opera.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Wasn't it like on PBS?
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Thank you, Kenneth Copeland. Don't go changing because we love
making fun of Okay. NASA's two long overdue astronauts finally
returned to Earth yesterday after more than nine months in space.
And they didn't even plan to stay there near that law.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
They didn't have enough clothes.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Oh no, So if Sunny Williams has a baby bump
when they got off the SpaceX capsule, we all know
what went on up thereaty. No Trump, Cook, I ain't
judging because all of us would have done the same thing.
And don't be saying, oh no, not me, because God
will kick you ass if you lie. The astronauts were
originally expected to be gone just a week or so
(52:13):
after launching on Boeing's new star Liner crew capsule June fifth,
twenty twenty four. However, that plan didn't quite work out
that way. Did it not at all a Boeing problem? Yes,
never heard of such a thing. The arrival on Sunday
of their relief crew meant Wilmore and Williams could finally
leave and get back to normal. NASA cut them loose
(52:34):
a little early, given the iffy weather forecast later on
this week. So if you were in their shoes, what
would be the first thing you do when you finally
got back on solid ground.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, water burger, water burger.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
I got one out. Well, you could have been doing
that if you had a female partner, you wouldn't have
to be in privacy up there? You what?
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (52:57):
New documents related to John F. Kennedy's assassination have been released,
and there doesn't seem to be any earth shattering facts
that are going to make much difference than what we
already know. Kennedy was shot and killed while his motorcade
traveled through Daley Plaza in downtown Dallas on November twenty second,
nineteen sixty three. We all know that the assassination has
been a point of interest for historians and conspiracy theorists
(53:20):
over the last sixty years. The National Archives posted approximately
eighty thousand pages of documents on its website yesterday afternoon. Now,
most of what the government released last night is not new.
In fact, much of what has attracted attention on social
media and in news reports has long been in the
public domain, except for some minor redactions such as the
(53:41):
blacking out of the personally identified information of CIA sources.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Well but nothing shape, yeah exactly.
Speaker 6 (53:51):
Now, we don't have the time to scrutinize at all,
but if something's gonna come up that's going.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
To change the course of history, and we'll let you know.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
All right, this is an announcement for all of you
wild ass high school kids who like to dress up
like a kiddie cat and try and take a dump
and a litter.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Box furries as school. You can't do that at school.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
A new Texas bill aims to ban furries from schools.
Then if they get two thirds of yes in the
Texas House, it's going to go into effect immediately. Furries,
in case you don't know, are people who dress up
as animals adopting a first SONA like that?
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yes, and a thought of that earlier this morning.
Speaker 5 (54:32):
The proposed legislation outlines a wide range of prohibited behaviors,
from using a litter box stop it, to wearing animal
ears using lesha's collars, wearing a tail, wearing animal like ears,
making animal noises like barking, meyowing, hissing, or some of
them lick themselves for grooming reasons.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
How do they get their head down that fog. I
don't know, but stop doing it in public school.
Speaker 5 (54:58):
The Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Role Playing in Education or
Furries Act prohibit students from engaging in any non human
behavior at all. Now there are some exceptions, but they're
still tightening up.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Like Halloween.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
You can dress up in a costume for Halloween, but
it's got to be related to human history or your
asses in trouble.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Uh huh. Theater performances, that's ok, I get it.
Speaker 5 (55:22):
Dressing as a school mascot, that's fine, as long as
you're not crapping in a litterbox. Students who do not
comply with the proposed law they could get suspension, removal
from class.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
They could get expelled for this.
Speaker 5 (55:35):
The act would take effect immediately if two thirds vote yes.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
In the Texas is a big problem in schools.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Not really.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
I think it's coming along with the with the age
of social media. A lot of girls on social media
like to put on the bunny ears and go.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
Don't you think students that are furries get their ashes
kicked in school? Thing? Probably a thief who swiped a
golden toilet from an English palace was convicted along with
an accomplice who helped cash in on the spoils of
the eighteen carrot work of art, ensured for more than
six million dollars.
Speaker 5 (56:16):
Wow, we really need Robin Leech's voice on this one.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
I had six million dollars. How did you like to
squat and squeeze out a few pops.
Speaker 10 (56:25):
On that wall?
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Now listen, if you had a solid gold toilet, you
wouldn't want to take a dump, and it wasn't no,
especially if it was valued more than six million dollars.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Trump have one in Trump Plaza?
Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yes he did. Michael Jones had used the fully functioning,
one of a kind crapper as he did reconnaissance at
Blahim Palace. That's the country mansion where British wartime leader
Winston church Hill was born. Jones said the experience of
using it was splendid. Hey, a dump can only be
(56:57):
so good.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
He returned before on September fourteenth, twenty nineteen, with at
least two other men. Armed with sledgehammers and crowbars, they
smashed a window and pried the toilet from its plumbing
within five minutes, leaving a damaging flood in their wake.
As they escaped in stolen vehicles. Man, the Pilford potty
has never been recovered like that, but it is believed
(57:25):
to have been cut up and sold piece by piece.
But Jones and his burglar buddies won't ever get to
use it ever again. Also, I'm sure there are no
golden crappers in prison either.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
No, not at all, there's one.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
After several thousand years of wondering, the world finally has
an answer to the question what do mummies smell like?
Speaker 3 (57:49):
Are you serious about? People were wondering that.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
I never even thought of that neither. Researchers in Europe
have studied nine ancient Egyptian mummies using train human sniffers.
That's a title, that's a job, almost sniffer smell. These
sniffers have a sense of smells so accurate they can
tell who farted two buildings away. No, I just made
(58:16):
that up. Let's deal. I think Charlie's back in town
and had Brussels sprouse for them. They also use Come on,
it wasn't that funny. They also use some type of
device that's described as an electronic artificial nose, and found
that the mummies aromas are woody, sweet, and spicy. The smells,
(58:39):
they say, come from resins and oils like pine cedar
and juniper that were likely used in the embalming process
to preserve the body. The researchers say they can now
recreate those smells in museums to give visitors a full
mummy experience. I don't need that, Ah, smells like Christopher
Lee himself is in here. Oh my god. All right,
(59:00):
tickets to see George thurgod End the Destroyers coming up
the window on lone Star. All right, Struther, go ahead.
What we've got here is failure. Thank you, thank you
very much. All right, tomorrow is fun with Music Day, and.
Speaker 3 (59:23):
It's the first day of spring.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yes it is.
Speaker 3 (59:25):
I think I know what you're going to open the
show with.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
Oh, you don't know exactly what I give. Yeah, I'm
all surprised. I'm not gonna tip my hand this early
springtime for Hitler. I do have that. I know you
that would be a good one to open. But there's
in fact, in order to win those NASCAR tickets, you're
gonna have to identify titles with the word spring in it.
Speaker 3 (59:52):
Oh okay, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
I'll set it up for tomorrow. And of course I
got mash up for you and a couple of things.
I don't think that I have played for you quite yet.
Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
I love your surprises.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I love the surprise people sometimes just when I show
up in surprised, I didn't know you were coming. God's sake.
So as far as the tickets to go see George Thurgood,
we'll pick out We'll pick out a number that has
something to do with spring.
Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
All right, okay, okay, on like twenty because March twentieth
is first.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Day of spring. Whoa that would be a long time
to be sitting there trying to answer.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
One fold game problems with number five.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yeah, oh, I got problems every day. Yeah, So who
want our tickets to see George thoroughly good?
Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
John walked down. No relation to Watty Wattel. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's very excited to go.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
He hadn't wont anything to want watt watch Tell used
to live in the same apartment building as Tommy James
or Tommy James and the Chandelle and the cow Sils.
Oh wow, now sometimes Bud Cowcil the dad. Yeah, he
would get a little too and he would start beating
the snot out of his family. He did know, and
(01:01:10):
the Cowciles would come up to Waddie's apartment and sometimes
Tommy James's apartment just to sit and chill and get
away from Dad while he was having one of his episodes.
Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Get Away from Danger. I remember they shared that story
with us.
Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Yes, that's amazing, bro. Yeah, well things are amazing these days.
But then when you think about it and say, wow,
it's not that amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
Hey, if you missed out on winning the Zebra tickets
last week with us, good news.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Jeffk has your chance all this week.
Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
He's going to open up the lone Star ticket window
around four forty when he wraps up his sixty minutes
of NonStop classic rock here on Dallas Fort Worths Classic
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