Full Show Replay- Comedian Ben Creed! Linda Lash Beats Bo with....a Diploma? (Ep 1370)

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
The American Airlines Center here in Dallas the first time
at the sea.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Were welcome you to the Stanley Cup Playoffs on ESPN
pretended a live gigum Grantlin across the line, What use.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
In the how we're playing a one them in stars.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Allas catches it all the power plays just gonna be
right on the entry. Grantlin's gonna do it by in
solid and there's no cash record.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Bree Line the.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Tea back up and he uses the tea as a
screen to get this through. Shut right off with traffic.
Ottre not only makes the same, but there's no readout off.
Morrison skate down.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Connor looks it down, team looking down and goes.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
In the shot from the angle. Nicolai Wheler sneaks through
Jake Uttinger for the power playing hole and what time
of one? I'm here has faced more shots than any
goalie and he's still like a playoffs follow ras around
in front of enough shot. Sid want to.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Save by Jake Ottinger, the save of.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
The hockey game. Ranton lets it go lead a Rotter
couldn't do anything with it. There's Brandon too, lot one Frank.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Becaut brand in second of the night, Dallas too one
league for two.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Minutes to play in the second.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Okay, hits couldn't get enough on it and a penalty
coming up behind the play.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Picks is down. He'll check the blue kinder. Look at a.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Break short handed cars in quite saved by Hutton jerk Oh,
one of the first ball scorers the National Hockey League.
They stays sorry pin a helipo Dallas, it's all the time,

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and the hats coming rolling down a condor rips it saved.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Object three one is the magic score.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Dallas leads in this best of seventh series.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Over winterfect page bas and the Stars beat the Chestadi Freedom.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Did you hear Jeff k there, Yes, let's hear yeah,
waity go boy. Yeah, Jeff k was good and so
were the Stars, Oh my gosh. And then when the
Caps come flying onto Eighes, Mikail Gremlin had his first
career playoff hat trick, which is amazing because this guy

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had never scored a trick. Yeah, in the playoffs. What
a way to do it. It was beautiful, man, that
was pert. Yeah. Now let's go to Winnipeg and get
it done. Yeah, because we'll be going to Winnipeg with
a three games to one lead, it's about to get
even harder for the Stars.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
It is.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Then, Yes, Winnipeg, the Jets now have their backs against
the wall. And you know, you know how they say
about cornering an animal. Yeah, that's probably gonna be what
it is. But I don't know. If we played like
we played last night, it would be so awesome. Let's
just wrap it up right, Yeah? Yeah, and I'm not

(03:49):
sure who will play if we do wrap it up
tomorrow night. Yeah. One day at a time, one win
at a time. Oh, you thought you was quoting the
TV show on Valerie. Yes, our friend, it is Weimesday.
It's ask us Stuff Day, and we got some good
questions off you asking stuff outline, which we'll get to

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in a little while as we celebrate today. Yes, International
Receptionist Day, let's hear it for by.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
You are the best and Tricksy, we still remember you, baby.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's it National Third Shift Workers' Day. I used to
work third shift at the Dallas Morning News mail room
when I was out of school for the summer. I
even worked third shift when I first got hired at
Q one O two you did, Yes, midnight to six
am is when the cycles and meffed up strippers call
in just because they want to talk. Access to that.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Also, the people that would work at like the seven
to eleven.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I would always call in right world stationary day. I
ain't moving out of this chair unless I gotta go peek.
I think you're talking about stationary that you write off.
It's about the stuff you ride write letter. Okay, nobody
does that anymore. I had a little blackout there for
a minute. Root canal appreciation. Yes, we all hate it,

(05:09):
but sometimes we got to get one. And it is
not a pleasant experience, especially when you see and smell
smoke coming out of your mouth when they use that drill. Yeah,
and that tooth being burnt time, Yeah, and that smell nasty.
It is international. Dylan Thomas day Oh, the poet. Yeah.
He was a Welsh writer and poet whose best known

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pieces include Do Not Go Gentle Into That good Night
and the play Under Milkwood. The holiday is celebrator on
the anniversary of the first reading of Under Milkwood, which
took place May fourteenth, nineteen fifty three. By the way,
I would have missed that. On Jeffrey a new Do
Not Go Gentle into That good Night? That's milkweed or
what it was? Milkwood? Milk wood. Underground America Day. It

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was created by Malcolm Wells, a proponent of underground ark,
the texture. Underground America Day is a time to honor
these six thousand or so North Americans who make their
homes not only on the earth, but in it. I
don't think i'd want to live on basements, I guess.
I mean, you'd be like a gopher, wouldn't it. Okay,

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it's donate a day's wages to charity day. Hey, so
the least we can do. Huh National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.
Oh yeah, did you eat one this morning before you
went to Or no?

Speaker 7 (06:35):
Not me?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Well why not did you eat? I've got two in
the fridge right behind me. Actually? Well it is also
God help us, it's danced like a chicken dead. Oh yes, chicken.
Y'all would love to see me do that, wouldn't you. Well,
it ain't gonna happen. However, if you want to dance
like a chicken around your house, or get out of
your car and do it on the side of the road,

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do it to the light of all the other drivers,
get after it. Then the most annoying song in the world.
You gotta drink a lot of German beer and then
it gets bar Actually, I think the baby Shark song
is a little more annoying than that. That's the champ okay,

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So look at sports of all sorts. Yes, we'll talk
about the Stars in their victorious win last night, and
then of course we got the freaking full file and
our first round of ask us stuff questions at around
seven ten this morning. Sooos your news at seven point
fifty per pick your ticket too. There is a theme,
but I'm not gonna pay you the thing just yet. Already,

(07:39):
let's do it here we go. Let's start, by the way,
just so you'll know, most everybody in this business has
some sort of brain damage, or we wouldn't keep coming.
Very true, Robert, it's very rest yule. That is six

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thirty brought to you by the Will Height Law Firm.
Injury lawyers. Go to Willhight wins dot com. Oh, let's
play it again, come on a good win. Last night?
What is til year? Mickel Gramlin had his first career
playoff hat trick. Jay Ottinger stopped thirty one shots in

(08:22):
the Dallas Stars beat Winnipeg three to one last night,
taking a three to one series lead over the top
seeded Jets in the second round of the Western Conference playoffs.
Miko Randonen upped his NHL leading playoff total to nine
goals with the primary assist on Gramlin's second goal that
broke a one to one tie with two o eight

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left in the second period and put the Stars ahead
this day. Here is coach Pete de Bore after the game.
Good third period like the other night.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
You know, listen, it's a good formula when you're playing
from in front against that team as opposed to behind.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
They're a tough team to play from behind him against.
So you know, but I liked how we handled having
the lead all night. Oh yeah, so did we. Grenlin
did a double fist pump on his knees and then
popped up to his skates after the third goal, his
fourth in these playoffs out of power play, with twelve
thirty seven left in the game. The thirty three year

(09:20):
old forward had scored multiple goals only one time in
his previous sixty nine playoff games. That was for Minnesota
in two thousand and fourteen. Oh the primary assist on
the third ground goal came from Miro Heiskinna and the
standout defenseman in the lineup for the first time since
January twenty eighth, Ter missing the last thirty two regular

(09:44):
season games and the first ten playoff games because of
a knee injury. It was great to have him back
on the eye. Oh he was on point. Game five
is at Winnipeg tomorrow night, when the Stars will have
their first chance to advance to the West Final for
the third year. Rule yes please, all right? From the
Stars to the Mavericks.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
The Dallas Mavericks say they are seeing an uptick in
fans asking about season tickets after beating the odds to
win the NBA Draft lottery on Monday night. The MAVs
landed the first overall pick despite having just a one
point eight percent chance in the lottery, and the team
has seen an increase in inquiries about season tickets since

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winning the top pick and presumably being able to get
Duke Star Cooper flag.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Wouldn't that be a gut?

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Estimates from one NBA executive show that winning the draft
lottery is worth between five hundred million and one billion
dollars to a franchise. Several Dallas Mavericks fans canceled their
season tickets if you remember both after the team.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Traded Luca to the Lakers.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
The team offered limited refunds to some in the angered
fan base that stupid Luka Doncik trade would likely cost
the franchise nine figures over the next several years.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Oh then it was a smart decision, wasn't Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
In March, the MAVs announced that it would be increasing
the cost of season tickets for the twenty twenty five
to twenty sixth season. So this new guy, whoever he
turns out to be, better, put some asses in those seas.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh yeah, right, because we're talking lots of money now, Yes,
we are staying in the NBA.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
The Boston Celtics found themselves bracing for bad news Monday
night at Madison Square Garden, and unfortunately, on Tuesday morning,
they got their bad news.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Oh yeah, Tatum got hurt.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah, their star player, Jason Tatum, one of the best
in the business, as a ruptured right achilles tended. Tatum
underwent successful surgery yesterday after undergoing an MRI earlier in
the day in New York, and he is expected to
make a full recovery. The Celtics star suffered the injury
with just under three minutes remaining in the fourth quarter

(11:51):
of Boston's Game four loss to the New York Knicks
at Madison Square Garden when he dove for a loose ball.
It was a heroic move, but damn that m to
hurt and Tatum fell awkwardly. He had to be carried
off the court. He was transported through the halls of
Madison Square Garden in a wheelchair. Tatum's injury devastating in
the short term for a Boston team that trails the

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Knicks three to one in their second round series. They're
going to need to win three games in a row
without its star player to invide an early playoff exit.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
We have last year's championship to warm them up. I
say the hell with Celtics. If John Havliicek was still
playing for him, I wouldn't be thinking that, but he'd
be one hundred years old. Baseball legends Pete Rose and
Shoeless Joe Jackson were reinstated yesterday by Major League Baseball

(12:44):
Commissioner Rob Manfred, a historic reversal that clears the way
for Hall of Fame consideration after decades of exclusion tied
to gambling and other the scandals in there.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, well, with gambling being so normal nowadays, like it's
about time exactly.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I mean, we got people that run gambling companies and
they advertise on this day. The decision comes eight months
after Rose's death and just one day before the Cincinnati
Reds will honor him with Pete Rose Knight. Manfred also
announced that Major League Baseball will now consider permanent bands
to expire upon death, affecting not just Rose and Jackson,

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but others historically banned from the game for whatever reason.
Rose was banned in nineteen eighty nine after investigation found
he repeatedly bet on games, including his own team, while
managing the Cincinnati Reds. That was a no no, by
the way. He applied for reinstatement multiple times before his
death in twenty twenty four at the age of eighty three.

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In fact, he died September of last year, now shoeless.
Joe Jackson meanwhile, was banned in nineteen twenty one for
his role in the nineteen nineteen Black Sox scandal, when
eight Chicago White Sox players were accused of fixing the
World Series. Under current Hall of Fame procedures, Rosen Jackson
would be eligible for the Classic Baseball Era Committee, which

(14:09):
meets in December of twenty twenty seven and vote on
the twenty twenty eight class. Here is one of Pete
Rose's final interviews before he passed away before being inducted.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
I don't see much sense and putting me on the
ballot after I die. Most of the people who root
it for me my whole career would love to see
me in the Hall of Fame as a living player,
not as someone as ten feet under. What good would
it do my family they put me in the Hall
of Fame after I die, because I'm the one that
did the work. I'm the one that put the time in.
I'm the one who was dedicated to the game of baseball.

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I was the one dedicated to my teammates and for
the game of baseball in general. I tried to sell
the game for my twenty four years as a major
League baseball player by going out there every day and
busting my ass and trying to entertain the people.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I believe we played that same clip when Pete Rose.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
Died, I want to know why is he buried ten
feet under instead of six Field.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah special, Well he's been digging ever since. You're trying
to get out for the other side to China.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Oh all right, let's stay with baseball, bo. Sure, the
Colorado Rockies are like the worst team in Major League
Baseball right now, but a win is a win is
a win, and I love it when the Rangers win.
Last night at Globe Live Field, Josh Young hit a
first inning three run home run and an eighth inning
solo shot, while Jack Lighter allowed only one run on

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two singles over a career high six innings as the
Texas Rangers beat the Colorado Rockies four to one. The
Rangers have won four consecutive games to move above five
hundred for the first time since April thirtieth. The Rangers
will go for a sweep of the Rockies tonight at
globally Field. First pitch at the Shed seven o five.
Can't make it out to the game, you can watch

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it on the Ranger Sports Network. Quick update on a
story from yesterday. Texas Rangers reliever Luke Jackson is in
the clear after that frightening injury for Monday night when
he was hit on the right hand by a one
hundred and eleven mile per.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Hour line drive. You know, it swelled up.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
But apparently when he went to the team yesterday it
had already gone down and he was feeling some soreness
but not any significant pain.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Well, maybe the Rains will start winning again, Yes, would
be nice.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
In a row boy dodged a bullet there with his
hand over to Pig skin Land. And yeah, the football
season is coming up faster than you think people. The
twenty twenty five NFL schedule will be released tonight and
the Minnesota Vikings players better have their passports ready for
the upcoming season.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
The team is going to be the first in NFL history.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
He'd play back to back international games in different countries.
Oh yeah, that's a hectic travel schedule, sort of like
the Stars and the Jets are dealing with right now.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Hectic travel.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
The Vikings will play the Pittsburgh Steelers September twenty eighth
at Croke Park in Dublin, Ireland.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
In Ireland. Yeah yeah, playing in Ireland. Two yes, they are, yes,
which is way cool.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
It's the first NFL game to happen in the country
of Ireland. Then the Vikings head to England to take
on the Cleveland Browns at London's Tottenham Hotspur.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Stadium h October fifth, must be a sponsorship. Yeah, here's
Tottington Hotspurs now good fort bricky bracky beiscuits and Over
the last three seasons, Sean Ryan has played on the
offensive line for the Green Bay Packers. He played one
one hundred and forty four of the team's three thousand,
two hundred and seventy two offensive snaps, which put him

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at thirty four point nine six percent. If he had
played just two more snaps, he would have hit the
thirty five percent mark needed to trigger a big salary
bump of two million dollars. Oh wow, the guy missed
out on two million dollars because of two lousy snaps
of the football. Instead of making three point four million

(17:58):
this season, Ryan will learn about one point four million.
Not too shabby, but it's hard to know that his
salary would have more than doubled if he had just
taken two more snaps on the offensive line. For crime,
and he's going to be having nightmares about that. So
close yet so far away. Get ready, the freaking fool
file is next on the bow, And then show sure salute.

(18:21):
I'd rather have money though, Yeah, yes, please. I think
that was one of their last songs they played in
with remember because they had that cannon. Oh yeah, right, Okay,
good show closer. It's now time for the freaking Fool File,
and I'll tell you right up front all the stories.
It's all about women today. Can't live with you, can't

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live without you. Here's the first story. Professional circus performer
Lela Noon, who specializes in hair hanging. Oh yes, she
broke a Guinness World record when she was suspended by
her locks for twenty five minutes and a eleven point
three seconds. Oh how does that not just aller? That

(19:04):
makes my eyes water just thinking about it. Outs when
it was the last time somebody gave you a big
pull on the hair, It heights. I don't want to
talk about it. The thirty nine year old Noon attempted
to a world record for the longest time suspended by
the hair in a scenic location at Redwood National and
State Parks in California. She said it took her two

(19:24):
years of practice and endurance building to break the record
of twenty three minutes and nineteen seconds, which was set
by Australian Okay, I'm gonna try this. Southan karun suthing
nonathural easy for you to say, yeah, don't ask me
to repeat it because I won't. The performer set her
goal with the second record attempt was to prove what

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can be done with the power of the mind. Yeah,
and a numb head.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
To probably say, hey, here's this story out of Japan.
Japanese YouTuber Marina Fujiwara managed to put a smile on
the face. This is a single people with a smart
light bulb that lights up whenever couples break up on
social media. As a single person, there is nothing worse
than watching happy couples doing couple things like shopping together,

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walking through the street hand in hand, and obviously posting
photos of themselves online being so happy, so in love.
I'm getting a cavity just thinking about how sweet it is. Luckily,
a young Japanese inventor has come up with a way
of making other single people feel better about their situation
with the help of a simple yet ingenious device, a

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smart light bulb that lights up whenever someone breaks up
with their partner via social media. Now, according to one
of Marina Fujiwara's posts, her breakup light bulb is connected
to the Internet through a bridge and is set to
turn on whenever a breakup status is posted, or maybe
when you unfollow your former spouse. The currently single YouTuber

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added that she came up with the idea of the
breakup light bulb after discovering that when couples break up,
their shared accounts icons and descriptions are usually changed to party.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
So she set up her invention to scan.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
Posts on all kinds of social media platforms based on
the parted partying hatchtags and light up if it detects
any couple breaking up, so she and other lonely people
can have a laugh at their expat Welcome to our world.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
I'm not happy. I want to know when other people
are unhappy. They crying in a fetal position.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Unfortunately, miss fujiwara simple device is not commercially available, but
she promises it will be some.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, you want to see how people are as miserable
as you.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Right, And by the way, if you need a breakup
light bulb in your life, buy them in bulk.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, okay, because that happens a lot. Yeah, it happens
an awful lot.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Over to the UK, where a woman who's co workers
compared her to Darth Vader after taking it on line
personality test on her behalf. She's been awarded thirty nine
thousand American in damage.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, I will take the money to look that's kind
of stupid. Yeah, apparently she has thin skins.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Now Darth Vader an iconic villain, of course, being compared
to him by workmates apparently insulting and traumatic enough to
warrant huge compensation. At least, that was the decision of
a UK court in the case of a blood donation
worker who claimed that the association with the Star Wars
character caused her to feel unpopular or can ultimately walk

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away from her job. The judge concluded that being told
she has the same personality type as a sci fi
villain was a workplace negative experience and required compensation.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
It's an hr issue, not a lawsuit. I agree. I
feel bad for Darth Vader.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Well, maybe she's a bit, maybe she's a giant douche
a work and she's nice when she goes home for
the day.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
I've experienced a few of those in my day.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Darth Vader may be a ruthless filling in the Star
Wars universe, but in the online questionnaire his category was
described as a very focused individual who could bring teams together.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
I never thought of darth Vader that way.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
It's true, he's an organized and he's an organizational upper
management guy. The judge still ruled that being associated with
darth Vader was insulting enough for this lady to get
a chunk of cash.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Wow, maybe she could just do that. Oh well, she
does her fingers and they start, and now you know.
Mother's Day was Sunday, and not all moms like getting
surprises on Mother's Day, especially two moms in Los Angeles
who received an unwanted and disgusting delivery from an Amazon
driver that Sunday. Security cameras outside the two homes in

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Woodland Hills captured a female Amazon driver pulling down her
shorts and pissing on the front porch. In one video,
the driver can be seen pulling up her shorts after
also leaving a couple of her turns on top of
the trip to that house. The porch pooper, that's it.
In a second video, the same driver is seen pulling

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down her shorts and squatting to take another dump in
another house down the street. Stop. I think what we
all want to know? How did she stop in the
middle of dropping a deuce at one house and then
pinging it back so she could dump one on the
other about to get caught. She can poop on command,
though she could say butt fudge for another house. I guess.

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The videos were shared with Amazon and the company immediately
fired her. They're also she has apologized to customers, but
it's too late now. What would possess somebody to do that?
I don't know, but we have the video and show.
You'd like to see it. It's on the Bow and
Them show page. Yeah, I always want to see a
tur first thing in the morning was a champion squatters,

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I guess.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
So coming up next hour the game you Love to Hate.
Choose your news, you pick the story Bow made up,
and you get to pick your ticket. Pick between tickets
to see Stix his Brotherhood of Rock Tour when it
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your ticket around seven to fifty here on the Bow
and Them Show on lone Star ninety two five too.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Not just the proper. So if you're stone in love,
does that mean you got so high you forgot you
had a girl? For every one? Does that happen to you? Bo?
Not lately? He scollas Forest Classic Rock a lone Star
ninety two five. Today is Ask a Stuff Day and
we have the Ask of Stuff Hotline you can call

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anytime two one, four eight six, six eighty six hundred.
Are we ready to tackle some of these hard biting
questions as let's do it? Well? I got this first
one right here because I'm kind of an ass as
people say, oh please, I.

Speaker 9 (26:06):
Was just curious how a donkey got called an ass?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Where did that come from?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Well?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Funny, you should ass. The word ass for donkey has
a complex history, stemming from the Latin word acinus, which
means donkey, and its evolution in Old English and later
English dialects. Initially, as was the standard word for the animal,
but donkey gradually replaced it, particularly in the eighteenth century.

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Over time, the word donkey became more common, possibly due
to its slightly less vulgar sound compared to ass, which
meant your ass. The word ass also has taken on
a second meaning related to buttocks, which is thought to
have evolved from the word arts due to phonetic changes,
because that's how they say it in England, I'm gonna

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kick r r r. While ass still refers to a donkey,
it is also often used in a derogatory way to
describe a person, sometimes with the meaning of a fool,
like an idiot or you know, like a dumb ass.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Okay, did you ever snicker in church when they would
talk about Jesus right in the ass?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah? Me too. I used to think there was a
little teddy bear that lived in heaven that had something
wrong with his eyes, because we'd sing gladly the cross
eyed Bear because his name was.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I thought there was a little teddy bear in your brain.
My God, suddenly the cross Never mind cross eye bear,
here's another one for you. Passing through. Frank Marino of
Mahogany Rips just as oh they were a great band,
were well. Frank Marino, the front man and guitarist of

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Mahogany Rush, has retired from touring due to a serious
medical condition that makes it impossible for him to travel.
While the specific illness hadn't been detailed, he has mentioned
that he damaged a nerve in his left index finger
while building pedals, which also stopped him from playing guitar.
While he had planned to resume touring in twenty twenty one,

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he announced his retirement on June thirty of them that year.
His last show was a live concert at the Toronto Arena,
their home venue, on May twenty six, nineteen seventy five,
A Long Time Ago, which was later released on DVD.
According to his official Facebook page and the YouTube video
Sad News about Mahogany Rush guitarist Frank Marino, the band

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had a long history, with his most prominent period being
in the nineteen seventy I mean, those guys were high
in the early eighties. After Mahogany Rush disbanded, Frank Marino
released a couple of solo albums on CBS Records, but
they didn't do much. So now you know about Frank Marino.
He has retired and will not be playing again. Prayers

(28:58):
for him, sorry to say, Okay, all right.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
A couple of emails email from Philip He wants to
know if an immigrant signs up for the military, do
they automatically become a US citizen.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Oh, the answer is no.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
What serving in the military does not automatically grant US citizenship. However,
it does provide a pathway for individuals to apply for
and obtain naturalization through military service. To become a citizen
through military service, you have to, you know, have certain requirements,
including honorable service, and you must meet residency requirements and

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demonstrate knowledge of US history and government, among other things.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
See learned that every day. Here's another call for you.
I have a question wondering where the word rural originated. Yeah, well,
rural where you live in the country. You mean your
rural I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
So the word rural originates from the Latin word rus,
meaning the country or countryside. It evolved through Middle English
and Old French before becoming the English adjective rural, meaning
of the country or country like term used to describe
areas outside of urban centers, often characterized by lower population

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density and agriculture activity.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Uhha, there you have it all right now. You know
Ruth Buzzy just passed away. Yeah, so we got this
one about other celebrities here. It was so tough to
hear about Ruth Busey dying. But I didn't realize she
lived nearby. What other celebrities could we run into at
the voter line that live in this area. Yeah, who
would we run into?

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Well, we have a ton of celebrities who called North
Texas home, including some that are pretty obvious like Mark Cuban.
Oh yeah, Troy Yikman, Tony Romo, Shaquille O'Neill, M. H.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Smith, former President George W.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Bush, Don Henley, actor Owen Wilson from Wedding Crashers. He
may not have a home in Dallas, but we'll spend time.
I'm in his parents' guest house at their Dallas home,
and then Grammy winner Erica Badu lives in Dallas.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Fort Worth.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
You may run into model Bella Hadid, who moved to
North Texas to be closer to her boyfriend who rides
professional horseback and her mother, Yolanda Hadid, also moved to
Fort Worth. She's been seen out and about in Fort
Worth so far. No sightings of her daughter Gigi Hadid
and boyfriend Bradley Cooper, though. The man behind Yellowstone and

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Landman Taylor Sheridan. Oh yeah, he just did the commencement
speech at TCU and at the University of Texas and hostally.
He lives in Weatherford, Texas. Has a big old ranch
Bosky County.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
They have Bosky Ranch productions. Yeah, while he was alive,
bj Thomas lived in Arlington and Diamond Phillips used to
live in Arlings absolutely more follow one of them, show
Move On, Dallas Forward, Isaac Rock Alone Star ninety two five.
It's about damn time bag Comany got the Rock and

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Roll Hall of Fame day. It is took him so
damn long. Okay, ask a Stuff Day. You know, we
get all kinds of questions on Ask a Stuff Day,
and uh, here's one. And I don't know why this
person needs to know this, but we found the answer.
My question is how high do crickets fly? Their question,

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how high do crickets fly? Has that ever been brought
up before at any time? No, but maybe he's worried
they're going to jump into his mouth or somebody, I guess. So,
so what's the answer. How high do crickets fly? Crickets
are known for their impressive jumping abilities, and they can
jump up to sixty times their body length, which is

(32:44):
about three feet. Yeah, okay, and they have wings that
they flap, but they don't just fly. No, No, so
around three feet, sir, that's the answer. That's it. No,
they don't fly that high. Why did that rhyme all
of a sudden? Okay, oh, here's one about Steely Dans.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
By Steely Dan. What are the background singers singing?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
It sounds like not Swedish, but I'm sure that's not right. Well,
first of all, you better get yourself a better phone.
So that sounded like hell maybe he lives in a
trash can like Oscar the ground. Yeah, well he's talking
about Steely Dan's Showbiz Kids, which sound like this, And
what are they saying? Listen carefully. The background singers are saying,

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Las Vegas you go to Lost Wages. Yeah, so that's
the nickname for Las Vegas. Some people also interpret the
phrase as you go to Lost Wages, but it believed
that the background singers were instructed to say both versions,
Las Vegas and Lost Wages. Show Biz Kids was the
first single from Steely Dan's nineteen seventy three album count

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Down to Ecstasy, And y'all know I love me some
steallyah greatness. Okay, here's one. I don't know what brought
this on, but I think we have an answer.

Speaker 9 (34:09):
We know there are now more commercials per hour than
there used to be in the TV shows of the
twentieth century. Yeah, with those shows in syndication, do they
remove original content to get everything to fit in the
time allotted? And do they need permission to make those edits?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Hmmm, well I hope they don't do that. What is
the absolute right answer? Well, sir, here we go.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
It is common for TV shows to be edited for
syndication and reruns to fit into shorter time slots with
more commercials. This can involve cutting scenes, speeding up footage, or.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Even altering dialogue.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
And they really don't need permission to do that because
they on the right, Yes they do, so there.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, it is an abomination.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
If you asked me, I know, I think that they
have like these disclaimers at the beginning.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yes, the following program for content. Yes, took all the
dirty words out. So what that meant? Okay, all right,
here's a question, and I'm going to answer this as
honestly as I can. Hearing this one where the LAMI
say it bullecks.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Bullets? It's a British word that means bullshit, Yes it does.
Never mind the bullshit. Here's the sex pistols. That's what
it means. They call it bullets.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
I like when they say it too, Like whenever you
watch those shows on the BBC.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
It is cute, isn't it. Okay, we've got time for
another one here.

Speaker 9 (35:40):
You know, when you've got a cat and you're scratching
the cat's head and all of a sudden the cat pulls.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Away and hicks his head real fast.

Speaker 9 (35:48):
Why do they do that? And did they cause brain damage?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Maybe your cat just doesn't like it. What do you think?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
So?

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Cats might pull away and shake their head after scratching
or petting for several reasons, including discomfort. You may have
hit a sensitive spot on their head. They may be
irritated with you, or it's a desire to remove a
foreign object from their ear, like a flea or a
little piece of dust.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Or they just might have an itch, so there you
have it. Or your cat may hate you, yes, depending
on when was the last time you fed him. I'm
Dallas Horrors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Sunshine of Your Love was on a great album by
Cream called Disraeli Gears. The song was written by Jack Bruce,

(36:35):
the bass player. Jack Bruce would have been eighty two
years old. Wow. Oh Man's heart. In fact, the only
one still alive from that band, is there it Clapton.
That's all right now, before we go any further, I
have to play this call that I got a while ago.
This boat. This is ro. I met you at the
Addison m problem. I've been trying to send you an

(36:55):
email for Portnos. Oh yeah, I met the arnst J show. Yeah,
you and your wife came up and said, hey, bo,
how you doing.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, I got the wrong email on the chest.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I want to send your email with the pictures. Okay,
it's bow at lone Star nine five dot com. Send
it on and I will cherish it for the rest
of my days at lone start, no docks in between,
no dots, no, no dots, bo at lone Star dot com.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Send it on, man, Yes, sir, thank you. I remember.
Then they came up to me after the RNSJ Shaw say, oh,
we didn't know you were here. Yeah, so he's going
to send you a picture. Yeah, jump to Venmo you
some money too, Well, well, we took a couple of pictures.
I ain't gonna charge for some time. Shot like that
coming up. We're gonna play choose your news here in

(37:46):
picture ticket. But now it is time for the educational
part of the show. Listen and learn. It's time for
no Here's an odd one. An Indiana man wrote his
own obituary and listed off every brush with death, and

(38:07):
there were many. Gary Wolffelt started the obit with Hello,
I'm Gary. I'm completely dead now. I'm surprised that it
took this long to happen. Among the close calls were
a baseball to the head which almost killed him, a
horse's kick which almost killed him, a building falling down
around him, and a few high falls from high places.

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None of that killed him.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
No.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
At the end of the riding, Wolfeldt's wife of forty years, Esther,
chimes in to share memorial info that Gary had taken
to flying and took seventeen years to build a plane.
But he's not dead. Unfortunately, he died last week when
that plane he was flying that he made Franks, Oh,
you know, God must have a sense of human lot yesterday.

(38:55):
Did you know? In nineteen ninety seven, one out of
every four high school seniors smoked cigare rents every single day.
By twenty twenty three, it had dropped to one out
of every one hundred and forty three senior. That's cool.
Vaping has replaced some of that, but not as much
as you may think. In twenty twenty three, five point
eight percent of high school seniors were daily vapors, which

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comes to around one out of every seventeen point two.
High school scene can still be very dangerous for your lungs. Kids.
See where do you get point two of a high
school senior?

Speaker 9 (39:27):
Though?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I don't Is that a foot or a leg or something? Yeah,
some students are just half there, you know. Did you
know cats sleep so much? By the time they turn
nine years old, they've only been awake about three years.
I've had a question about cats. Yes, that's how long
they sleep. Did you know? There is a term for

(39:48):
elderly men who pass their time watching construction sites or roadwork.
It's called oomearell. Don't ask me why to explain it,
but they I love to watch people build. I'm amarell.
You're doing that wrong, that's it. Yeah. Oomerel is an
Italian term for an older man, often retired, who spends

(40:11):
his time watching construction sites, frequently with his hands clasped
behind his back and offering unsolicited advice. You know, if
you'd put some gas in that day, I'm telling might
work a little better. The term originates from the Balinese
dialect meaning little man. Oomerels are often seen as quirky
yet endearing fixture of Italian culture. We find him in

(40:35):
America too, Yes we do. Did you know Abba, the
Beach Boys, Bob Marley, Diana Ross, Janis Joplin, Jimmy Hendricks,
Oasis Queen Snoop Dogg and the who have all never
won a single Grammy. No, damn wow won a single Grammy?

(40:56):
Just wrong, that is? Did you know? Julianne Moore won
the Oscar for Best Actress in the movie Still Alice
in twenty fifteen. Movie It was directed by a guy
named Walsh West, who got his start by directing gay porno,
including such titles as Doctor Jerkoff and Mister Hart. Wow.

(41:18):
A blockbuster, Yes, I'm sure it was. I kind of
want to watch it now. Not only was in a blockbuster,
it was a nutbuster shit, But we'll talk about that.
Lone Star ninety two to five. Another birthday, David Byrne
of Talking Head seventy three years old. Oh my god,
and he puts on such a great show. Did you

(41:38):
ever see Stop Making Sense to the movie?

Speaker 8 (41:40):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yes, I love that big oversized suit he would wear
and flop his arms around like yeah. And at one point,
Tina Weymouth does this funky dance. Oh yeah, well she
goes sideway.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
She points both knees outward to the left and right,
and the thighs are just like pistons carrying her across
the line.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
She's been doing it for so long. Okay, coming up,
our old friend Ben Creed is gonna join us. But
now let's give you a chance to pick your ticket.
Choose between tickets to see the Brotherhood of Rock Tour
at Dosequi's Pavilion August first, or tickets to see Jason
Bonham Zeppelin Experience a week from the night at the
Majestic Theater. And all you gotta do, Tho Wind, is
choose your news. Hi, I'll run it down again. Some

(42:23):
of you may be virgins to the show on me. Okay,
thank you for clarifying. I have four headlines here, and
three of them are real, honest to God headlines from
past issues of that great publication, The Weekly World News.
Who you know, wouldn't print anything if it was weren't true, right,
the definition of integrity. We have a theme today and

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the theme is yes, husbands and wi Oh, this is
gonna be fun. This is all about husbands and wives
in some form or another. So you gotta find out
the fake headline? Is it? Headline number one? Angry wife
yells at her husband while driving six hours across Nebraska,
not knowing he had died. It could happen. I thought

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he was ignoring me, she said. Extremely mad housewife even
stopped to get gas and still had no clue that
her husband had passed away, sitting up right in the
passenger seat. Doctors say he most likely died of a
heart attack induced by extreme stress that she probably calls
from the nagging. Yeah, he unusually clams up when I

(43:31):
try to give him a piece of my mind. Now
I feel really bad. Oh yeah, whatever? Or could it be?
Headline number two? Top expert reveals hypnotize your hubby while
he sleeps, and you'll get him to do anything while
you want while he's awake. Oh this is a good
Wives could get their husbands to be a human robot
by giving them hypnotic suggestions while they sleep. Female psychologists

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studied over one thousand subjects at her Arizona clinic and
says men are more susceptible to sleep suggestion than women,
and they will follow your commands to the letter without
knowing why. Clean paint, take out the trash, and lick us. Oh,
take out the trash? Is it headline number three? New

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university study finds it men who marry ugly women live
twelve times longer than those who marry a beautiful or
does it just feel like? Researchers at Yale followed the
medical history of thirty five hundred married men, noting what
age they died. Then they looked at their old wedding
photos and rated the wives looks on a scale of

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one to twenty, with twenty being the most beautiful. Women
who ranked fourteen or higher became widows at an early age.
Ugly women's husbands lived well into their eighties and nineties. Nice,
uh huh? Or is it headline number four? Big a
miss beaten to a bloody pulp at an airport by
his six wives. He was about to board a plane

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with his new girlfriend, says one of them. Strangely enough,
none of the six wives knew about the others, until
one of them got suspicious and hired a private eye
to follow him around. She learned the truth and notified
the other five, who showed up at the airport to
beat him up as he was about to go on
trip with his new girlfriend. He had it coming. They

(45:22):
all agreed. Yeah, yeah, I kind of agree with him too. Yeah.
I think so. He was asking for it. So let
me run those down again. Is the fake headline headline?
Number one angry wife yells at her husband while driving
six hours across Nebraska, not knowing he had died. I
thought he was ignoring me. Number two. Top expert reveals
hypnotize your hubby while he's asleep. You'll get him to

(45:43):
do anything you want while he's awake. Number three new
university study finds that men who marry ugly women will
have twelve times longer than those who marry a beautiful one.
Or Number four big a mis beatn to a bloody
pulp at an airport by his six wives. He was
about to board a plane with his new girlfriend. Says
one of them, so good, Yeah they are. One of

(46:05):
you is a damn lie. That's your final answer? Yeah, okay,
I am gonna pick this one. Oh damn, you just
you just ru my show, just ruin my chance.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
No you're not.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
You're laughing at me inside and outside and outside. Two? Okay? Two? One,
four or eight? One seven seven eight seven one nine
two five. Let's see if anybody can get on them.
Show which one do you think is the fake headline?
Is it?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Number three?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Number three? New university study find that men who marry
ugly women to live twelve times longer than those who
were a beautiful one. Oh no, sorry sir, that is
a real headline. Of course, some of you you are thinking,
you know, I don't know if I want to marry
an ugly one. Okay, So it's one, two or four? Yeah, one,
two or four. Let's move on them. Show which one

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do you think is the fake headline? Number four? Number four?
Big a miss beat to a bloody pulp at an
airport by his six wives. He was about to board
a playing with his new girlfriends as one of them.
Oh that is another real headline. So one or two?

Speaker 9 (47:17):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Headline? Number one angry wife yells at her husband while
driving six hours across Nebraska, not knowing he died, or
number two. Top expert reveals hypnotize your hubby while he's asleep,
and you can get him to do anything you want
while he's awake. Let me see, okay, boll them show
all right, which one do you think is the fake headline?
Is it number one? Or is it number two? We're

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going number two? Number two? Top expert reveals hypnotize your
hubby whiles he's asleep and get him do anything you
want while he's awake. You got a triple bo that's
a trip. Well it's it's not a grand slam. That's
still pretty damn good. Yeah, but let's just say drove
in three runs.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
I'll tell you what if the next person doesn't answer
it correctly, even though it should be a given.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Uhu, I'll give it to you as a grand slam. Hey,
that's nice. Really, Yes, let's see what happened. You just
feel guilty because you're the one that ruined I feel guilty.
Then show, okay, which one, by process of elimination is
the fake headline? One or two? Well? Which one?

Speaker 9 (48:27):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (48:27):
One or two? Take a shot? Is it number one?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Number one?

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
All I gotta do is train harder for next you do? Okay?
Two questions. First of all, Who is this?

Speaker 9 (48:43):
This is Jonathan and fort wth all right.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
John Worth? Which one do you want? Do you want
the Brotherhood of Rock tour with sticks Kevin Cornavrio, Speedwagon
and Don Felder or tickets to see Jason bonhams led
Zep from the evening at the Majestic a week from
to night. Which one will it be? Brotherhood, Brotherhood of
rocking ahead that means more? Jason Bottom tickets at a
forty Hold on just a moment and we will hook

(49:06):
you up by all right, very good. He did all
the work, you know, yes he did.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
Hey, the lone Star ticket window is going to get
quite the workout today. Not only do we have those
tickets to Jason Bottom in the lone Star ticket window
around eight forty, but this afternoon, our buddy Jeff k
still celebrating the stars, big win, He's going to open
up the lone Star ticket window and give away tickets
to see Heart around.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Four thirty five four forty June fourteenth. You can see
Heart at Texas Trust SeeU Theater, So keep it locked in.
It's a lone Star ninety two five Dallas forst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five in Ashbury of
the Cult sixty three years old. Today, a lot of
people in rock and roll having birthdays. But wait a minute,

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I smell leather and cheap perfume, and I know this
time in the morning traffic is tied up. That could
be only one thing. It's time for the Mistress of
the highways, the byeways. It's time for traffic in bondage
with the one and only Linda. Happy hump day boy.

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You know, if Mother Nature is going to be turning
up the heat to one hundred degrees today, I'm going
to turn up the pain.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Taken that, Oh no, not.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Have you had enough? I haven't.

Speaker 8 (50:33):
You?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
And then a whimpering taken back, get whipping good.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
You know though, it's graduation time, and as you know,
so many dads hire me as a graduation gift for
their sons who graduate magnum come loud man, never mind.
You know it's better than graduating with honors. I give
up graduating in her.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
But a good.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
You know, I just love when a college graduate comes
to my dungeon. Students are so used to being submissive
and they just love it when I hit them with
their diploma kind.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
Of like this.

Speaker 10 (51:20):
I love.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Let me thank him. Hi, let's check that drive.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Looks like Ben Creed and Randy form hyenas are stuck
in traffic in the mid titties.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
They are on their way though.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
In Fort Worth we have slowdowns on Jism Trail Parkway.
An eighteen wheeler lost its loads.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
You're gonna have to whip around that man. We'll give
him one on the bush.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
In Plano near Coitus, you say potato, I say it's coit.
Since you interrupted me, Bo, it's time for the shock collar.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Another shock for you, Another one? Yes? Yes.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
In Dallas on six thirty five l BJ, a car
was rear ended and traffic is bumper to bumper.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Let me see that bumper? Ah now you Bo, your bumpers.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Top.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
Your drive in to work is oh so bag. I'm
Linda lash with your traffic and bonded. You don't mean
to say it, but that wasn't much fun.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Okay, one more come around? Hell Yeah, doors unlocked makes
Selvin home Dallas War's classic rock lone Star ninety two five.
Before we go any further, let's relive the last few

(53:11):
moments of last night's win over Yes, Yes.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Friends, God.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Dallas, It's all a cow time never hats roaring down
kind of rips.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
It saved Octo three one. There's the magic score. Dallas
leaves this best of seven series.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Over winefect Hage Water where the stars.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
People the jestady.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
You could hear Jeff k in the background. Are you
ready for record heat? How about our first one hundred
degree day of the year? Well ready or not? Here
it comes. The forecast high is one hundred. Some other
forecasters say, wow, I was going to get a clot
one hunter, but not. Actually that's at this time. The

(54:17):
forecast is to hit one hundred degrees, which would be
way sooner than the average, which is July one. When
we first hit our hundred degree way sooner, it's screwed.
It's not a record though. The earliest ever was March ninth,
nineteen eleven. I barely remember that.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
In your other life. Maybe here's a guy named Robert Benton.
I don't know if you know who he was. He
was the screenwriter turned director known for his work on
Kramer Versus Kramer and Bonnie and Clyde. Wow. He died
at the age of ninety two. He was born in
walks Ahatchie and gained fame as the co writer of
the revolutionary film Bonnie and Clyde in nineteen sixty seven,

(54:59):
which earned him his first Academy Award nomination. He went
on to direct and write the screenplay for Kramer Versus
Quiring of Kramer, which he won Oscars for both Best
Director and Best Screenplay, and the movie itself secured the
Oscar for Best Picture. Yeah it was a great movie.
Over the years, Benton wrote and directed several Acclimated films,
including his directorial debut, Bad Company, The Late Show, and

(55:23):
Places in the Heart with Salad Field. Dustin Hoffman, Meryl Street,
and Sally Field all won Oscars for their roles in
Benton's film. Sally Field's win for Places in the Heart
led to that you like me, You really like me
at the fifty seventh Academy Awards. The script for Bonnie
and Clyde was reportedly inspired by tales that his use

(55:46):
was told to him by his father, who attended the
real live funerals of Bonnie Parker and Clyde. Really wow,
General Crasher or did he know them? That's a good question.
Maybe it was just because there was so much publicity. Well,
I want to be part of it.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
They were by the time they died, they were both
huge celebrities in this part of the country.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
They used to stop at a place in Corsicanacord called
George's Grill, and they had their own separate table that
they would always sit at. And the guy that owned
George's Grill said, Look, if the cops come, you can
go in the back room and hide from them.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
All I can say is that Warren Baby and Fade
done away much better looking than.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Yes, Bonnie Parker didn't look at all very kind to
her legacy.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
Hi, bo, did you know that Dallas Fort Worth, home
to over eight million people, is sinking?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Sinking?

Speaker 6 (56:41):
We are researchers use satellite based radar measurements to analyze
the rate of subsidence, that is, the gradual caving in
or sinking of an area of land underneath our nation's
most densely populated cities. The study found that all twenty
eight of the US's most populous city are sinking, posing

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worsening flooding risks and damage to urban infrastructure. The largest
city in the US, New York City, a coastal city,
sank two point five millimeters, while La another coastal city,
sank less than one millimeter. Inland city Chicago sank just
over two millimeters, but that's on a lake.

Speaker 9 (57:19):
Now.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
According to this study, Houston is the fastest sinking city
in the nation, more than forty percent of its area
sinking more than five millimeters per year.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Man, now, how the ground was in New Orleans. That's
why everybody's buried above. It's like built on a buyu.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
Five millimeters is about two tents of an inch, which
doesn't sound like much, but it sure is. Dallas and
Fort Worth had the highest rates of any inland cities,
with an average of more than four millimeters per year,
about one point one six inches.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Again, it doesn't sound like much, but after a few
decades it is. Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
First, Go Independent School District's board had a big, an
important meeting, and they have approved a program for a
school marshal for safety reasons.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
I'd see, why do people shoot up schools? That's a
good idea.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
I'm really worried about the human race when I hear
that kind of stuff happening. This was a focus specifically
on a place where I have family and have spent
time as a kid.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
You' VOLDI Texas.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Oh yeah, and you've all these rob elementary school along
with a lot of other school shootings.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Too that are just painful to learn about.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Frisco ISD already has school resource officers, as do a
lot of schools around here, at its middle and high school,
so those officers routinely visit the elementary campuses, but they're
not necessarily assigned to the elementary campus. So beginning next
school year, there'll be a marshall assigned to each elementary school.
Only retired law enforcement officers will be hired to fill

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what is amounting to fifty three open positions for schools,
and the program's scheduled to start next year, but it
may take up to two years to get it fully staffed.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Two years, but you get it fully staffed because they
don't know if every ex police officer wants to do
that job.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Now, if you are an ex cop and you're interested
in applying, you'll be able to do so on the
website for Frisco Independent School District. A lot of elementary
schools have marked unmanned police vehicle parks in front of
the school to deter any sort of psychoeduchebag from getting
any funky ideas with our kids and there's.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
One right down on Stonebrook where I live. There's always
a fake police car there. There's one at Reedy High
School in the next block. Well, you know, we're coming
up on the third anniversary of the Uvaldi schools. My god, families. Okay,
that was so terrible to hear about that. Okay. Dallas
based Half Priced Books is helping lead the fight against
the bill being considered in Austin. The bill would allow

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bookstores to be sued for selling or even displaying harmful
material to minors. That's ridiculous. Supporter said it needed to
protect the children, but critics are saying its censorship, which
is exactly what it is. House Bill thirteen seventy five
would hold bookstores liable for quote damages arising from the distribution, transmission,

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or display of harmful material to a minor. They said
that a House committee last month provided parents with the
option to sue those who exposed their children to obscene
content in half price book When was the last time
you saw obscene content at Half Priced Books? Never? That's
exactly right, good shop. It's a decent place to look

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at stuff. I go there all the time. Yeah, I
like to look through the CDs and I sell stuff
to them, and then I buy stuff. AMC Theaters is
offering a special discount to moviegoers this summer. The world's
largest movie theater chain announced the deal on Monday, which
will start in July. AMC and AMC Studs members can
watch the latest flicks on a big screen for fifty

(01:00:54):
percent off the normal adult evening ticket price on Wednesdays
starting July ninth. AMC already offers a ticket deal on
Tuesdays for stubs members, which is ongoing. The company did
not share how long the summer Wednesday deal will last.
But get it while you can. My friend love that,
all right? We have some Jason Bottom tickets coming up
in the ticket window. Next on the bow and then

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show Baby playing Parenthood should use that song? Think never mind,
I got it. Look what happened. We got company in here.
Now say hello up, Ben, Creed of my body? Ben?
You all right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Son?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Okay, naturally I got something for you.

Speaker 9 (01:01:38):
I know that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Of course I'm gonna play that for you when you're here. Also,
Randy Butler's here for Miyenas. What's up? Randall? Not much?

Speaker 9 (01:01:48):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I'm all right? I've been worse. I can't really complain here. So, uh,
what is this benefit that you're doing. It's called stand
Up for Pits like armpits. Is that what you're talking about?
Pit bulls, old pit bulls. Okay, I got it, Randy.
You have pit bulls, don't you. I have three or
seven at any given time. Oh wow. Some of them

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just wander up and then go away for a while.
Actually we have had some wander up. Yeah, kept him
for a while. That's because the other pit bull said
push the cold helfeed j over. It's like Hobo's. They'll
go to that backboard. They'll give you a biscuit. And
this is Sunday night, and it's for the advancement of
pit bulls, right it is.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
We are doing, uh, the Stand Up for pit Bulls
Foundation with the Rebecca Cory, a very very funny comedian
from Los Angeles who's dedicated her life to rescuing pit bulls.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
She's awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
It's also going to benefit the Love Pit from here
in Dallas, also the Box Springs Animal Shelter, and uh,
they're going to be doing a pit bull beauty content.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Put some lipstick on that pit bull bow.

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
The Hippo Adoption for three to six, also a donation
drive from three to six, a silent auction from three
to eight, and a bad ass show at six pm.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
So I know Ben's going to be there. Who else
is on the bill?

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
On the bill we have the very funny head Richards.
We also have William Lee Martin. We also have Dallas's
own Linda Stagner, and we're also going to have on
the show Ralph Barbosa.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Awesome, I think a long time ago. And of course Ben, Well, now, Ben,
it's been a long time since we've seen you. Last
time was when you brought Billy Gardell in here and
we didn't recognize him because he'd lost a ton of weight. Yeah.
Are you still in touch with him? Yeah? I work
with him just about two three times a month now
on the road. You've been in this comedy business for

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quite a while. I have to ask you, because all right,
these guys haven't heard it. What was the story you
told us a long time ago when you had to
escape through a hotel room window? What you hadn't heard this?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Oh man, you gotta tell it all right? Are you closed? If?
I yeah, it was closed? Was it one of those
situations I saw him no, no, nobody needs to see that.
It was I seen it. That's the other benefit we're doing.

Speaker 10 (01:04:24):
I was working in this club in South Carolina, and
I guess the club had not paid their hotel bill
for a while. And when I got to the club,
the owner wasn't there and found out the employees hadn't
been paid either for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Hello.

Speaker 10 (01:04:39):
So uh, that night, after the show, the the bartenders
just said, look, we're going to break open the cash
box and split the money up and close the club.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
You know, that's it. We don't know where the owner is.

Speaker 8 (01:04:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
I go back to hotelling. The sheriff's there and they said, well,
you got to pay your bill. I'm like, well, the
club pays for the hotel as well.

Speaker 10 (01:04:59):
They haven't the bills. You're gonna have to pay the bill.
It's a crime in the state, and blah blah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
Upstairs and get my check book. Yes, it'll take me
a few minutes. It's near the window right here. So
I went up there and threw all my stuff in
a garbage bag and was looking at how to get
out of there. My car with my truck was parked
right below on the second floor. Below the window. So,
seeing all the movies I had seen, I tied the

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sheets up by the way, doesn't work as good as
it does in the movies, and knotted them up and
tied it to the bed and then threw it out
the window, and it was about six feet short. So
I just dropped into the back of my truck and
nobody came out. So I got in and started up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Are you a wanted man? There?

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Probably? I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:05:53):
I don't know what the statute is on that sort
of thing. I know that I know he was probably
watching me drive way. Is that the guy is a
the comed that's him?

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Wait a minute, I was gonna pay him after all. No,
you weren't. Every time I tell a comic that story,
who books that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
So, do you have any other road stories where something
like that happened, something that bad? Well or close to it? Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:06:19):
Yeah, but nothing I can really talk. Oh I understand, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
More with Ben Creed and also Randy Butler coming up
on the Ball and Them show. I'll bet when Styx
was on tour and picking up ladies, they weren't ladies,
you know? Are you a lady or a bad girl?
As a song, says a lady in the street and
a freak in the bed. You go by the way,

(01:06:48):
who went our tickets to go see Jason bonhams LEDs
up the evening. Whose name is Jason Maharado. Oh wow,
he's an nis Oh okay, all right, that's close to course.
He's very happy.

Speaker 10 (01:07:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Ben Creed and Randy Butler from Hyenas. There's a big
special going on on Sunday. It's a stand up for
pits for pit bulls. I didn't even know you had
a pit bull.

Speaker 10 (01:07:12):
I had him for fifteen years. I got one when
I lived in New York. I got one that was
rescuing from the Humane Society and took him on the
road with me. He's been on stage.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Tell him about Madonna. Madonna.

Speaker 10 (01:07:28):
If you don't know the origin of this, it just
sounds out and out weird, but go ahead give Due
to the extreme boredom on the road, the other comic
that I was traveling with was a good friend of mine.
We would take the dug out for walks, and he's
great in the hotel and everything, and he started getting
restless in the hotel. So we're wrestling around with him
and I could make him sit there. He would sit

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for an hour and do nothing until I told him
to eat his food or do something. Then I would
hold up a pillow and say several names and he
would just sit there. But if I said Madonna, he would, uh,
that's a pleasant radio word. Now I was gonna say
something else. But he had the gist.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
He had to be taught that. And I wonder who
taught him that. Well, I did, well, dog, I taught him.
I actually just suggest that. I just held up the
pillow one day and he did it. We were she
was on MTV or something, and uh uh, I said, look,
there's Madonna, and he just started jumping on the pillow
and humping it, and we thought it was the funniest
thing in the world. He thought it was so funny

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he actually got him to do it on stage a
couple of time.

Speaker 10 (01:08:32):
Yeah, yeah, I brought I brought him all over the
country and the owners would going, oh, so, well, yeah,
you're gonna read the dog about stage. You know, when
I was walking down the street in New York and
I you know, I had a pretty decent name in
the city, and hey, it's that comic guy. But then
they see Norman. Hey, it's Norman, Like everybody would know
the dog and not me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Norman and Madonna. Yeah, you know John Stewart's huge into
pitbull rescue. Oh yeah, he sure is. From The Daily Show.
Maybe next year.

Speaker 10 (01:09:00):
The Sweetest Dogs, Man, they got a bad rap. They
get the sweetest dogs, and people don't want to take
the chance. And as they sit there and rot in
the in the shelters and stuff until you get want
to find out how sweet they're.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
You got to train them to be mean. They're not.
They're not mean by nature. There's not bad dogs, there's
bad owners. Yeah. It's like bad parents who teach their
children racism.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
Yep, very similar. We're gonna have some real live ones
that the benefit you can take home with you.

Speaker 10 (01:09:27):
So really, Oh yeah, we're gonna sucker people into that
Tato Staffy pubs.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
No, you don't have to give us anything when you
come here. You know we're gonna give you something when
you go. Yeah, you know they're gonna kill this dog
if you don't take it home. In fact, they're going
to kill him tonight. If you don't think that was
in the cover of a National lampoon magazine, I think
buy this magazine or will shoot this dog. Dog's got

(01:09:57):
a gun in his head and he's looking row.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
This is so cool that you guys are doing this,
and I'm just taking a wild guess. I'm guessing there's
a chance of surprise guests that just might pop up
along with this great lineup.

Speaker 7 (01:10:12):
Man, this is such a I don't line up with
Ralph Barb, Tom Brown, Linda Stogner, Head Richards and this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Is gonna be an annual thing. You're thinking, Randy, it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
Might be my wife's Is that Christy Butler is actually
the one that put all this together and she was
so stressed about out about this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
She was like, I'm never doing this again. But it's
going great now. We're about eighty percent sold already. Just
need to sell. Well, let's push those tickets right now.

Speaker 10 (01:10:42):
Items that are gonna put the audience is made up
of just dog, so it's just gonna be dog.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Who's gonna be weird. I'm gonna have to adapt if
you want to hear the sound of dog laughter for
the first time of your life.

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
The rest of those tickets, uh, you can get those
at Hyenas Comedy Nightclub dot com or Hyenas Coomedy dot com. Uh,
it's this Sunday at Hyena's, Fort Worth and Beautiful Sunday
and square.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Yes, showtime is six pm. Okay, ben before you go,
all right. I love the answer that you gave to
a creditor who called and said, mister Creed, we haven't
received your last payment yet. Oh I believe you have.
Don't want to steal that. If you die in debt,

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you win, you win. At least they'll stop calling you.
That's right. Been money and of course Randy Butler, they
stand up for pitches. Sunday at Hyenas and Fort Worth. Guys,
just good to see Save the Pops. Come see the show,
Save the pomp. And I haven't seen Randy in a
long time. How you been man?

Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
You think great?

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Man? I just can't get up at early. Welcome to
our world.

Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
And a half a benching on the way here and
now two hours bitching on the way back.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
The two old guys in the in the Muppets thing
about au Can you record it? We wanted to hear
it was terrible, It was awful. Guys. Thanks for coming here,
all right? You gotta Dallas Horr's classic rock a Lone
Star ninety two five. Every time I play that song,
I think of this kid that used to call me

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while I worked mornings in Minneapolis. Yeah, and he would say,
could you play juke box Harrol?

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Harrow?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Harrow? Could you play jukebox Harrol? I can play jukebox
hero if that's what you wanted. He had that Minnesota access.
Of course she did, you know, And it's kind of charming. Yeah,
it is. Before we go any further, I have to
say that Anna and I when she took me to
the Texas Motor Speedway a couple of sundays ago, you

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gave me something from a guy named Ronnie in Bedford.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Yes, he was at the Tarrant County Sheriff jomp Fare
and he gave me this envelope for you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Okay. It says I saw this and thought of you
love the show. Thanks for putting a smile starting my
day every morning. Ronnie and Bedford. And what he gave
me was a sticker that I put on my locker.
Yeah right, there, play a pride. It's a picture of
Confucius that says I never said all that shit. That's funny.

(01:13:28):
Come on, now, that's funny. It's so you bo it is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
It's irrelevant and irreverent, just like me. I love Ronnie.
He's a sweetheart. All right, let's talk some time waster
hare all right.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone Star ninety two to five
dot com. So Willie Nelson may be ninety two years
old now, but he is not slowing down. Yesterday, Willie
took to social media to announce that he, Neil Young,
John Mellencamp, Dave Matthews, and Moore are going to be
at the forty anniversary edition of Farm Aid.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Willie knows forty this year and we're still here. We're
standing strong of the family farmers.

Speaker 8 (01:14:11):
And we'll celebrate this milestone and feed the farmers who
feed us with an unforgettable day of music, food.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
And actually, well, Willie sounds old, doesn't he.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
Well, he's ninety two is old, but yeah, he sounds
kind of frail. But the annual benefit concert will be
held in Minneapolis on September twentieth. Tickets will go on
sale this Friday. If you want to make a road
trip and if you can't make it to Minnesota in September,
Willie Nelson and family along with Bob Dylan, are headlining
the Outlaw Music Festival at dose Eki's Pavilion on July fifth.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
And I think I'm gonna go, Oh yeah, it's going
to be hot. But if you go to Minneapolis in September,
that's when it's just starting to get cold in September. Yes,
it starts in September, then it snows from the end
of September, from October to April.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
All right, well, pack of Parker then if you're going
to Minneapolis.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Yeah, in one of those handwarmers.

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
Speaking of Bob Dylan, it's taken twenty one years, but
Bob Dylan has finished writing part two of his memoirs,
Chronicles two, and we found out about it thanks to
Sean Penn Spacoli. The Academy Award winning actor was being
interviewed and he said he was getting ready to record
the audio book of Chronicles. Tool source close to Dylan
says Simon and Schuster are going to be announcing details

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of the book and it's released very very soon. Metallica
have shared a video of Kirk Hammett and unboxing their
massive load box set, which is due out June thirteenth,
and of course We have that video up if you
want to check it out, and deadheads you may want
to start packing. Dead and Company will perform a trio
of concerts in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park this August

(01:15:50):
in celebration of The Grateful Dead's sixtieth anniversary.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
My god, they have been around six years.

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
The shows are going to be August first, second, and third,
and the dates coincide with late Grateful Dead frontman Cherry
Garcia's birthday. He died back in nineteen ninety five, but
he would have turned eighty three on August first. We
have all the information up about that sixtieth anniversary show.
And finally, you just never know what's gonna happen bo
when you visit the zoo. I had an elephant once

(01:16:17):
drink water from a moat at the zoo. Yeah, only
just spray me and the rest of everyone gawking at
him with the water.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
I've seen an orangutang pleasuring himself at the zoo.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
Oh really, but honestly, that is probably better than what
happened to these zoo goers who were blown away by
a hippo who let out one smelly ass fart, really
blasting the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
People and you hear it, and then you see the
people just like trying to back away in the smell.
And guess what, we have the video all to goo it.
You know, you can imagine how bad a hippo fart smell,
probably worse than an elephant before you gotta hear it too.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
So we had that video up on the bow and
show page at lone Star ninety.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. And hey,
I know what you were thinking. You were thinking the
same thing. I was good Fellas, the good Fellow where
all the bodies are turning up.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
God, body was frozen so solid it took them three
days to throw his body up by identifying.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Yeah for the autops, We're gonna go get the papers,
get the paper. Today we talked about good Fellows with
the Donovan so yeah, yeah, right, Gmail Jimmy two times.
Then there was Frank coffee Cake. I love the nicknames, Jimmy,
roast Beef. Oh god. See some of this stuff we

(01:17:45):
just kind of keep with us and it just comes
out at a moment's notice. We can't control it. Sorry,
not sorry, Okay, tomorrow is fun with music day fun
you mash up for an old man. I gotta mash up.
But I hadn't played it like three or four years. Okay,
so it'll be new to it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
It'll be new to some of you, and it'll be
new to some people who have already heard it but
forgot about it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Oh but it's a good one. I promise you it's
a good one. And we got some other stuff planned
as we get closer and closer to Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
Don't you know we got more tickets for pick your
ticket six or the Jason Bonham led Zeppelin Evening.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Come on either one is a good pin no matter.

Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
How another key word that could score you on thousand
dollars coming up around ten ten?

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Hu, are you on mid Days again today? Yes, she'll
be back tomorrow. She's in Colorado vacation. We will write,
well she owes you one. I know, she doesn't I know.
And it's just a good hearted old ye whatever. I
do it for Devin, all right, So we'll see on
the after show and see on the show enough show tomorrow.
Don't you oversleep, because you're gonna miss all the fun

(01:18:53):
and your friends will tell you how good it was,
and you'll go, why did I oversleep? You'll have a
serious case of fomo fomo fear of missing out. There,
you go, okay, so we'll see you tomorrow. We'll see
you on the f shift. If you want to tune
into our Facebook Live page, come on over and we'll
kick it into gear tomorrow. See you then. Bye.