Full Show Replay - Comedian Paul Varghese Drops In. My Pet Yeast. (Ep. 1386)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
He might hear if I have a relative in their family
at lied like a dog, not talking about once in
a while, talk about it all the time. You didn't
even believe they were a relative. To get salt paperwork
over here had an uncle like this. His name was
Benford Smith Wilson. We'll call him Uncle B S. Uncle BS,
where were you? June sixth, nineteen forty four. Junior sixth,

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nineteen forty four mattle detector salesman d Day Normandy France,
staring the beach at four in the morning, black chucks
and sandals, topping a gay glass blower named Jean hunt
for a friendship. Bracelety dropped out of a parispeedos earlier
that evening.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I look out in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
One hundred thousand surfers come running a new.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Tom Hanks and.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Munch of green ugly witch suits. That gun's in a
hand enough luggage to keep a team of bell hops
busy for about a month. A bullet from a sand
dune parts my hair. Jean takes, shrapmel in the hind end,
drag him to a sun tanned ocean stand, wrap his
button the beach towel, tourniquet my Goger counters beeping like
a dope. They learned a crack house picnic, I said Jean.

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With this many bullets in the beach, forget about that bracelet.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
These men are itching to go.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Sometimes I wonder which side God's on.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Nice said cool, go weather or no weather. This Phoenis
is I will come this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
The next stop, Norman, I mean the first baiting man
to land in France. We're on the threshold of the
most crucial day of our times, Ledelen.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
The day have been waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Clause arrived.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Invasion help us if one river bridge must be captured
before the enemy can destroy stand fine.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Allied naval port, supported by strong air forces, began landing
Allied army this.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Morning on the northern coast of Track. It was up
clus to one thousand casualties.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Up to now, but destroyers were bought first and second
waves appeared to be pinned down on the beach.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh, no one, I'm David. We're gonna get up that hill.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
We're gonna take it and hold it.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, do that, Yeah, take it and hold it, but
don't squeeze it too tight. That is from the longest day,
because the day actually is the eighty first anniversary of
D Day, the invasion of Normandy off coast France. It

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was actually supposed to happen on June the fifth, but
the weather was really crappy, so the Allies decided to
make it happened the next day, and the rest is
a history question in school. Now. The trailer just you
just heard was from the Movie's Longest Day. However, that
was one of my favorite war movies of all.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Times, and it had an all star cast.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
I mean, you hear John Wayne in there, but the
list goes on and on of the stars that were
in it.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Now, I really like The Longest Day. But the opening
battle scene and Save it Private Ryan is the best
battle scene of.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
All I was in a fetal position at the AMC
Grand Theater when I saw Saving Private Ryant, just bawling
my eyes out. Oh I cannot even imagine what those
soldiers went on.

Speaker 8 (03:38):
I remember my stomach turning in the movie theater watching
the ocean turn red.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh remember, well, that's that's pretty much how it was.
It was very realistic.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
Remember thinking if I had been in that situation, I
would have just said just shoot me now, you just
get it over with.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
I'm sure, a lot of them did. A lot of
them were like, just take me out. I can't deal it.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Also, is National Gun Violence Stake. You got a nationwide
movement that honors the lives lost on account of gun
violence and those wounded by it. However, it's a good
thing we had a bunch of them on the day,
Wasn't it very true? Also, it's drive in movie day.
They're all closing downs. I love drive in I.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Did too, and I so remember seeing Planet of the
Apes at the drive.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Ye Santonio po The Wall today is celebrated on the
ninety first anniversary of the opening of the first drive
in theater outside of Camden, New Jersey. Now, I remember
sneaking into the Nevara drive in in Corsicada while hiding
in the trunk of a friend's car. Many people did
that because instead of charging you by the car load

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like a lot of places did, each individual person had
to pay.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
They had to make money somehow.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
South Dallas has a great drive in movie theater and
Austin has at least one.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Yeah right, Yeah, we used to have one in Louisville,
but they closed it, don't They still have one in
Ella's County.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
I think they did in Nis.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
In Nis, Yeah, I pass it.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
And when they first opened it, they show dirty movies.
People would park on the side of the road. Oh man,
look at that. I'll get to where I'm going later.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
That's before they could get poorn on the internet.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'll get out of here. Get it for free, Jade.
It's National Higher Education Day. You better thank mom and
dad for paying for yours. And if you're highly educated,
what are you doing listening to this dumb thanks?

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Probably because they want to get smarter.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
It's not so much money to get smarter. We want
to get less dumb.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Yeah, we want to be entertained. How about that?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, that works. It is National Yo Yo Day.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Remember the last time you mentioned that? And we got
a bunch of young from a masculine good standing.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
And like I mentioned, I used to know a dunk
and yo yo champion when I worked in New Orleans.
He would come to some of my appearances and do
tricks for everybody. I paid him in liquor and weed.
That's good. It's National Gardening Exercise Day.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
It is exercise.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Did you know that all muscle groups can be used
while gardening? And more strenuous garden activities can actually build muscle.
It's National Hunger Awareness Day. I'm aware that we're going
to be hungry by the end of.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
This show, by the end or by nine am.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, probably, And to satisfy your sweet tooth craving. It's
National churo Day, National Donut Day, and National Apple Sauce
Cake Day, which I've never heard of, but it sounds
for delicious.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
We actually have food being dropped off today. So comedian
Paul Bargheze is at the Addison Improv tonight for a
special show. He's going to come in an eight am
hour and they're dropping off food from a new place
in Flower.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
Mound called curry Now.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh well he's Indian, He'll yeah, like exactly curry Now.
How stereotypical is this? Should call it curry Up? Now?
Never mind, I should just be quiet though. Okay, Sports
of all sorts is on the way. Then it's the
freaking full File where the wheels come off. Actually the

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wheels will come off before this break is over. I
would it's.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Fifty pick your ticket Kansas or thirty eight special tickets
or tickets to see York Texas Rangers.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
They're gonna play the Seattle Mariners Sunday, June the twenty
ninth ship, which is kind of close to July fourth weekend.
Is all right, let's get ready to stretch and let's
do this. Take it on the run. Wish the Rangers

(07:42):
get more runs, Oh, bless their heart. We'll get into
that here in just a little while, because it's six
thirty dime verse.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
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Speaker 2 (07:53):
This made me sad. Tom Rafferty some of you old
school Cowboy fans remember him. He was a star in
the cow Boys offensive line whose career lasted from Roger
Staubach to Troy Aikman. He died yesterday at the age
of seventy in Winslor, Colorado. He had a stroke and
never recovered. Young born and raised in New York and

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drafted in the fourth round out of Penn State in
nineteen seventy six, Rafferty inherited a spot at right guard
in his second season. Now he started there. He also
played at center for two Super Bowls and one hundred
and sixty seven straight games in all, the longest streak
in the organization's history at the time until it was

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broken by Mark Stepnowsky Wow through the nineteen eighty nine season.
Rafferty was a typical of the man who populated Tom
Landry's offensive lines in the seventies and eighties. He was
considered undersized. He was six foot three two hundred and
fifty six pounds, which sounds big, but on offensive lines

(08:59):
he had to get closer to like three hunk yeah,
to protect the quarterback. But he was quick, tough, and
smart and that's why he started all those games. He
wore number sixty four. I remember seeing him many many times.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
And he died at the age of seventy of a stroke. Yeah,
bless his heart, right, prayers for his family. Aaron Rodgers,
the four time NFL MVP, and a months of will
he or won't he speculation by agreeing to a one
year deal with the Pittsburgh Steelers, pending the forty one
year old passing a physical good.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Now I hate him even more.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
May want to give him a mental test to.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, please, yeah, take his mushrooms away from him.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Financial terms of the deal were not announced as of yet.
I'm sure this is going to make Terry Bradshaw very happy.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
He is not a fan.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
The Steelers and Aaron Rodgers had been circling each other
for months. Rogers even visited the team's facility in late March,
driving in undercover in a non descript sedan, wearing a
hat and so glasses. Yeah, big disguise so that no
one would know who he was. So, if you've been
worrying about poor Aaron Rodgers, oh.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
My goodness, what will you do?

Speaker 7 (10:09):
I'm not sure why you would be, but you know
that he's going to be a Pittsburgh stealer, which gives
Cowboy fans another reason.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
Like Bo said, I hate him.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
That's right away over In the NBA Championship, the Indiana
Pacers stunned the Oklahoma City Thunder in Game one of
the NBA Championship last night.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
One eleven to one ten, one point point.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Damn sign chinchin exactly.

Speaker 8 (10:35):
They trailed for all but three tenths of a second,
and after Shade'll Gildos Alexander failed to put the game
on ice for the Thunder, the Pacers flew down the court.
Tyrese Haliburton took control with zero point three seconds remaining
in the game. Halliburton's pull up jumper hit all net
for the win. Nothing but net. Oklahoma City held several
double digit leads throughout the game, though going as high

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as fifteen at one point, Indiana brought it down to
six in the closing seconds of quarter number three. With
a game winner already off the checklist for the NBA Finals,
what transpires next for both franchises seeking their first ever
title will be highly intriguing.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Game two Sunday Night seven and maclock did uh This
made me laugh? A sixteen year old junior varsity baseball
player from Rio Rancho High School in New Mexico admitted
to peeing an arrival team's water jug during a game
against Las Servella High School on March twenty fifth. Gross

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The incident led to the suspension of the entire team.
Some players on the other team and coaches drank from
the contaminated jug, and the team initially faced fifteen battery charges,
one for each person affected.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Yeah hazardous material.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
However, the Sandoval County District Attorney's office decided not to
pursue charges, stating that the act didn't meet New Mexico's
legal definition of battery, which requires unlawful touching in a
rude or violent way, like punching someone. Okay, oh, you
can pee in their water jug, but just don't punch them.

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The decision has upset some in the community, who worry
it sends the wrong message to students about accountability for
such actions. I don't know it was the wrong thing
to do, but I can just see it in my
mind that he's doing it and looking around making sure
nobody's watched this water.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
You know, he's in trouble with his team because the
whole team got suspended.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
This water tastes strange. This water, it has a little
wang to it. This taste before, but I don't know
what it is. That's from Hollywood Knight. Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Hey, this morning I woke up to this headline bow
on Lone Star Ball. Rangers lose in manners.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
So bad you have to laugh. Not a good way
to start your day when you're a Rangers fan. So
what happened?

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Well, the Rangers were on the brink of a solid
road victory last night in Tampa Bay, but then there
was an inexplicable catastrophe. The Rays scored three times in
the ninth inning and escaped with a four to three
comeback win to complete a three game sweep of the Rangers,
ending it on a two run walk off infield single

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on a single, dad, two run walk off infield single.
That is hard to explain, but let's say what could
go wrong? Did go wrong on that play? And if
you saw it, no doubt you threw something at your TV.
After the game, Rangers manager, whose club has lost eight
of his past nine road games, said the team needed
to put it behind them, turn the page. This one
got away. There's nothing to do about it. There's no

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point even dwelling on it.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
It's over.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
It was an ugly play. Next up for the Rangers,
they remain on the road. They faced the Washington Nationals tonight.
First pitch will be at five forty five and you
can watch the game on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 8 (13:54):
All right, for possibly the first time ever on sports
of all sorts, we're going to talk about an amazing
Canadian rock and roll band that we missed very much.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
No, not Rush, no Triumph. It's right.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
They're playing Laid on the Line during the promos for
the NHL Finals.

Speaker 8 (14:12):
Yeah, and it's got pulled some nice pieces of a
story for this together. She's going to tell you about
it later on in the show.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Today.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
I also wanted to mention during sports Triumph is going
to give their first public performance in seventeen years.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
They had played together in seventeen.

Speaker 8 (14:27):
No recent documentary about the band. They participated. It was wonderful.
They played for their fans a little while back. But no,
they're not an active band anymore. But they're doing this.
Their first performance in seventeen years, will be a free
concert outside of Rogers' Place in Edmonton, Alberta before Game
two of the Stanley Cup Final tonight between the Edmonton

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Oilers and Florida Panthers.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
The band is from.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
Canada, eh and Triumph was the first arena rock band
I ever saw in concert too, and they blew me away.
They used They used the Genesis lighting show for that tour.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
They played at a Texas jam one time, and I
was pretty tore up from the floor up and I
had me a backstage, but I'm just walking around. I
walked up on stage, walked out there in the middle
of Triumph set, and I tried to look like I
was there for a purpose, and I just slew back
the way.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Let me check this connection here is this thing on.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm just checking everything. Go on, go go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (15:29):
By the way, if you love Triumph like I do,
there is a Triumph tribute album out called Magic Power.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
It drops today.

Speaker 8 (15:36):
It features Slash, the Beautiful, Nancy Wilson, Alex Lifson of Rush,
many more awesome rock stars.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Sounds like a play win rock and roll in sports.
Go we all over that? All right? The freaking fool
File next on the Bow and Them show Lord he
Peede Ray Vaughan. I believe that was live on Austin

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City Limits, but don't quote me on that. Okay, that
was good, all right. It is now time for the
freaking fool file. This one is what a growing number
of young Chinese people are looking for. Low maintenance pet companionship.
Excuse me, Yeah, you don't want to take care of

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a dog or a cat or something. You gotta feed
them and walk them and clean up their turns. Well,
they are turning their attention to jars of activated yeast
that only need flour and water.

Speaker 7 (16:45):
That's all you gotta do, like a sourdough starter kind
of thing.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I guess they're called static pets, and they have colored stones.
Some people have colored stones as a pet. Mango pits,
paper boxes, and even toothpaste tubes have become very popular
in Chinese youth looking for low commitment companionship to compensate

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for their stressful daily lives and careers. But yeast really,
oh crazy? My dad used to make beer out of yeast,
but you didn't keep it as a pet. However, one
such static pet has been seeing massive popularity in the
Asian countries, Pet yeast. The nickname them faceworms e. The

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yeast can be raised in a simple container by feeding
dry yeast with flour, water, and a little bit of sugar.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
Yeah, you can't cuddle with these.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
And they won't lick your face or anything. After stirring
the ingredients, all you need to do is wait a
few hours and you'll see the yeast grow into a sticky,
bubbling mass that emits a typical wine like aroma. Well,
why don't you just open a bottle of wine, sniff it,
and get a doll. Apparently this is enough for young
people looking for easy companionship, since they're not going to

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get sick and they don't need constant attention.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
But yeast, that is crazy.

Speaker 8 (18:10):
We're not going to make it as a society, are
we well not unless we get plenty of yeast we
want here?

Speaker 6 (18:16):
You all right, let's travel to Ohio.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Marlene Ames, who worked for the Ohio Department of Youth
Services for over twenty years, claimed that she faced workplace
discrimination because she is hetero sexual.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh one of those listen up.

Speaker 7 (18:32):
In twenty seventeen, she started reporting to a lesbian supervisor
and West passed over for a promotion in twenty nineteen,
which went to another lesbian woman. Later, Ames was demoted
and a gay man took her position, so she sued
under Title seven of the Civil Rights Act of nineteen
sixty four, which bans workplace discrimination based on sex, including

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sexual orientation. Now, lower courts dismissed her key, saying that
she needed to show background circumstances proving her employer unusually
discriminated against majority groups like heterosexuals. But yesterday the Supreme
Court unanimously ruled that this extra requirement was unfair and

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not supported by Title seven. The judges ruled that all plaintiffs,
whether from majority or minority groups, should face the same standard,
and the Supreme Court awarded her several thousand dollars in compensation.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Oh, I'm being discriminated against for something that they get
discriminated against, but in the opposite way.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
Well, things that make you go hmm. I think it's
benimented on the freaking fool file. Since we've had a
good husband and wife scuffles story. Oh good, let's have
There's so much weirdness coming out of China, Florida, Japan.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
But this happened in Houston, Texas.

Speaker 9 (19:53):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (19:53):
Seventy six year old Eunice Iger of Houston was led
away in handcuffs and confronted a man for playing bad
pipes Monday night on the Terry Hershey Park Trail in Houston,
and then assaulted the man's wife.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Oh, but it gets better.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
You should hit the man first, put a hole in
his bagpipe. Okay, I can't wait.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
By the way, the wife that got assaulted, her husband
is a federal judge.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Oh that's what she said to this guy.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
She said, I had write and play here in this
public park. Man man Man and GiB said.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
It wasn't long before Isker introduced her to her husband.
In the conversation when they were fighting, she said, I'm
gonna call my husband.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
He's a federal judge. He's going to make you stop.

Speaker 8 (20:37):
The Constable's office said it's their understanding that Iker is
married to a judge, but eyewitness News isn't naming him
since no one's alleging he engaged in criminal contact, so
it's kind of irrelevant and nobody's business. But Gibb, however,
said Iskar made good on her threat and called her
husband to the scene. And when missus Isker saw that
Gibbs wives with videotaping the accounter.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
She took a swipe at his wife's face.

Speaker 8 (21:00):
And now Iskar is facing misdemeanor assault charges. Houston police
are dealing and our record show she has no criminal.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
History down there in Harris County. I love that.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
Do you know who my husband is. He's a judge.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
He's a judge, and he'll put you in jay.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
I have no fury like a scorned married couple. Tell
him to put you in jail and he'll do it,
just like that. She really doesn't like bagpipes. No, well,
do you know anybody that really does?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I do kind of around here other than the acd
C song. I got no use for him. Okay, Police
in Osaka, Japan, see there's more perversion in Japan than
I think we used to realize they're kinky man. They
have arrested a forty four year old man on suspicion
of stealing women's panties from a local laundromatic.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
No again, we go with this.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
According to police, Mitsuro Toyonaga was arrested on suspension of
attempting to steal four pieces of women's underwear from a
dryer at a laundry mat at around eight pm back
on May the eighth. A passerby became suspicious of his
weird behavior and detained him on the spot, like where

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you think you're going, police said. Toyo Naga has admitted
to the allegation and confessed to having stolen women's underwear
about one hundred times since last September. About four hundred
and fifty items of women's panties were found in his home,
but they were stored. They were stored by color, in

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a chest of dwarfs. All the red ones over here,
all the blue ones over here.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
And organized that.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah. Yes, he told police that real women make him
too nervous, but stealing their panties really gets him off.
Whatever happened in good old fashioned whacking off. Yeah, well
maybe he does to the pair. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Pretty hold into his face.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
I don't really want to think about the story any
more than I have to thank you both.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
Lord Hey, coming up next hour, pick your ticket. You
can pick tickets to see Kansas and thirty eight Special
at the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory July twentieth, or
you can pick a family four pack of tickets to
see your Texas Rangers June twenty ninth when they face Seattle.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
Bo has a really fun way for you to win.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
Coming up around seven fifty, right here on the Bow
and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone
Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
If it's a carpeted elevator, okay, I would.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Think that would be worse. I'm a DNA sample.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, true, you got that.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Now.

Speaker 8 (23:48):
Anna might not know this, but Bo, you remember a
couple of Jim White visits back.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Jim jumps in at the end of that song and goes,
have you guys ever done it in an elevator before?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (23:58):
I remember, yes, story you have.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yes, all three of us did. Okay, we did the
story on the freaking full file about these young Chinese
kids looking for a low maintenance pet, so they raise yeasast.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
Nasty like a like a sour dough starter.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
You can raise yeast in a simple container by feeding
dry yeast with flour, water and the biggest sugar. And
they say it smells kind of like wine. Whatever. Well,
this call came in and really liked it.

Speaker 9 (24:29):
You know, my wife, she had several yeast pets, some
more you were married, but I don't remember one of
them smell like wine. That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, but it's funny.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
I did that for Anna.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well, Anna apparently enjoyed it.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
God, I have done my job for the well.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Thank you, sir. I appreciate it all right back, you
were more than slightly amused.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Oh my gosh, it came out of left field. I
was not expecting him to call that yeast pets.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yes, sadies, that's the thing about this show. What you
think could happen sometimes does true. And who saw this coming?
The bromanch is over.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Coming to TV the reboot you never saw coming. It's
the odd couple starring Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
You're my best friend, Elon can and I think you're
a great guy. Donald just kidding. I hate you now
and I hate you and you're destroying the economy watches.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
These two powerful men have to live together and try
to get along.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Elon, did you leave your dishes in the sink? I'm
sorry about that. That's okay, we're still friends. Just kidding, No,
we're not.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
It's the Odd Couple reboots starring Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
I hate you and your big beautiful bill lows there
coming to TV?

Speaker 7 (25:53):
Who thought that would end up crashing names of people
eating popcorn and scrolling through.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Their ent oh Man, Musk says he misses the Oval office,
but he said Trump has Trump Derangement syndrome. Well, actually
Trump has said that too.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
Yes, he has about people who don't like him.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Well, but isn't that kind of kicking your own ass
a little bit? So what do you think's next?

Speaker 8 (26:21):
You think Elon's gonna like make a play for the presidential.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
Runs South African So he can't run.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
For president, Okay, He's just gonna sit back and count
his money one billion, two billion, three.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
He was getting ugly yesterday wwe match brother.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
By the way, if you live in Roulette, you're not
supposed to take a shower or do anything like that.
Sewer main collapse happened early last night. In fact, Wednesday evening,
a major issue with a sewer line prompted the city
of Roulette to ask residents to avoid flushing toilets. Sooner
or later, you're gonna have to think nasty. Waterflow was

(27:03):
restored to the system around three am Thursday morning. They
got their water bag. But Thursday night it happened again,
so they say, you know, don't don't take a shower
or take a bath. So go ahead and stink when
you go to work today, or go to the YMCA.
Yeah you go, there you go.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Yeah, quick trip racetrack YMC A good bathroom experience.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, a guy named James Lowe has passed away at
the age of eighty two. Okay, now some of you
will have no idea who this band is, but he
was the lead singer of this band right here, all right, eye,

(27:58):
Who's name that band? Electric Prue, the Electric Pruse. That's
the Electric Pruse. James Lowe was the singer of the
Electric Prunes. And I'm gonna tell them. Back in the sixties,
when I was in my teen years, I ate that
psychedelic music.

Speaker 10 (28:14):
Up.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I absorbed it like a sponge.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
I do like the title of that song. I had
too much to Dream last night.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:22):
Billy Gibbons had a good psychedelic band. Remember the Moving Sidewalk?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yes, yes, that was crazy. In fact, they played that
song by the Electric Pruse. Did they cover that on stage? Yes? Well.
They also had a second hit which was not as big.
It was called get Me to the World on Time.
You're not gonna play the whole thing. In fact, basically

(28:58):
all their stuff sounded like that. But Andy Timmins plays
that song some get Me to the World on Time
by the Electric Prunes. Wowbo, you learn something every day
around these parts you have.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
When you're constipated, you take some electric prunes to help
you out.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
It's a shocking laccident. It sounds like they work, don't
they sounds like they're very effective.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I can't pitch one. Oh there it goes KerPlunk. Oh God,
we're gonna find out what's going on around here this weekend. Hey,
and it was happening. But now once again it's time
to smarten us midgeon and educate you in Iota. Time

(29:44):
for the educational the show. It's time for here's some
facts you probably didn't know. Okay, I know you know
who this guy is, but you didn't know he had
a name. Did you know the old man on the
Monopoly board game, also known as the Monopoly Man, is
actually named Melbourne penny Bags. Melbourne penny Bag, I had

(30:10):
no idea was Milbourne. The character that's in jail on
a Monopoly board is named Jake the jail Bird, and
the police officer that's pointing go to jail, his name
is Officer Mallory. Wow whistle in his mouth? Uh? Did
you know the character from the New Yorker with the

(30:32):
monocle on top, Yeah, he's named Eustace Tilly. Eustace Tilly,
which is useless information here. Did you know pringles perfectly
stacked in a can? Yes, they're only forty two percent potato,
that's right. The rest is wheat, starch, flour, oil, salt
and seasoning. And because of that, they're not legally allowed

(30:55):
to be called potato chips. They're called potato chris squeeze.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Now, potato chips in England are always called.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
They're always called Chris. The French fries are called Chris
bro Did you know, several decades before Richard Jennings played
John c Riley's father and step brothers, he worked as
a truck driver and his boss at the job was
Chauncey Riley's father. No way, yeahs it is. There's a
woman named Shamama Topaso from Bangkok, Thailand received the longest

(31:27):
princeon sentence in the world back in nineteen eighty nine.
She was sentenced to one hundred and forty one thousand
and seventy eight years for running a two one hundred
and four million dollar pyramid scheme. Oh wow, she didn't
she deserved it well. She was released in nineteen ninety
three after just four years. You're looking at one hundred

(31:49):
and forty one thousand years plus and you think I
don't even want to be around.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
They should have kept her locked up longer for that period.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Team Did you know? The oldest track on Spotify's one
hundred most stream songs is what Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody from
nineteen seventy five. It's thirty fifth with two point eight
billion streams. The second oldest is Queens Don't Stop Me
Now from nineteen seventy nine. Which is ninety third. Oh wow,

(32:19):
did you also know the first big studio movie to
feature the F word was Mash in nineteen seventy. Really,
it was a big football game at the climax of
the movie, and the character named Painless says, quote, all right, Bud,
your effing head is coming off right now.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
I wonder if people's heads exploded while watching the movie.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
That's that's the first movie studio that said the.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
F word nineteen seventy and now you hear it all
the time.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, things have never been the same since. Exactly did
you know on the first season of Sesame Street, Oscar
the grouch was actually orange. They changed him to green
before the second season, saying he had gone to a
body swamp and turned green overnight.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
I'm glad they turned him green.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Why they changed him, I don't know. Did you know
that Nebraska is the only triple landlocked states, which means
it doesn't touch an ocean. The state's bordering either don't
touch an ocean, and the state's bordering them don't touch
an ocean. Oh it's like that. Oh yeah, now I
don't even think I should have gotten out of bed today.

(33:28):
Dallas fors classic Roncolone Star ninety two five coming up
a chance for you to pick your ticket. Choose between
tickets see Kansas and thirty eight special, or you can
get a family four pack of tickets to see your
Texas Rangers take on Seattle. Of course, whichever one you
don't pick at seven fifty goes into the eight forty
ticket window that's coming up here in just a few

(33:49):
and then next hour comedian our old friend Paul Vargeese
is gonna join us here. Oh and that's one thing
that's going on in Talbo. I'm gonna tell you what.
Just like every week, there's a whole lot of stuff
that's fun that's going on round Killy. So let's find out.
It's time war Hey what what time?

Speaker 7 (34:11):
I am so glad you met plenty to do for
music lovers this weekend Bo Tonight at the Majestic Theater
in Dallas, a very special evening with Kenny, Wayne Shepherd
and Bobby rush Ooh, And tomorrow night at the Longhorn
Ballroom in Dallas, it's Asleep at the Wheel with special
guest Brennan Lean. Now Tomorrow night at the Rustic in Dallas,

(34:32):
Pat Green in concert. He'll take the stage at five
point thirty in the afternoon. Doesn't hurt that he's part
owner of the Rust End.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah really.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
If you love tribute bands, plenty to check out this weekend.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
Tonight at Lava Cantina in the Colony, it's Kill Them All,
a Metallica tribute, and then tomorrow night Fleetwood X, the
Fleetwood Mac tribute band will play Lava Cantina at Legacy
Hall in Plano, a Taylor Swift tribute place tonight, the
Queen Tribute Queen Legacy Place Tomorrow night. If you love
South Korean boy bands, and I know you do, boy Roberts, Well,

(35:04):
Tomorrow night, you'll want.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
To head out to Globelive Field to see the Stray Kids.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
Trust Me, traffic around Globelive Field tomorrow is going to
be crazy.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Really.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
At Texas Trust See Youth Theater on Sunday, James Arthur,
an English singer and songwriter who rose to fame after
he won Season nine of The X Factor in twenty twelve.
He's going to play the Texas Trusteeth Theater Sunday. If
you're into jazz or jazz funk, you can either go
to the Bishop Arts Theater tomorrow and see jazz pianist
of Bobby Lyle. Or head out to the Kessler Theater

(35:37):
Tomorrow night to see the Australian group The kat Empire
with special guests the Bermuda Search Party. At Billy Bob's
Tomorrow night it's rising country star Cole Phillips. And then
at Grandscape in the Colony tonight it's their Sounds of
Summer series free event. Midtown ten is going to be
playing on the Grandscape Stage. The event, as I mentioned,

(35:57):
is free and the lawn is always so much fun.
Just show up at Little Elm Park tomorrow Brew and
Q with lots of craft beer, Sexan's Wines and delicious
barbecue to enjoy while you listen to live music.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
That's like three miles away from that.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
It's gonna be fun. Drew and Que comedy this weekend.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
Comedian Paul Vargiez is at the Addison Improv tonight only
with a show at nine forty five. He's gonna join
us next hour and can you feel the love tonight?
How about Tomorrow night or Sunday or through July third
the award winning Broadway musical Disney's The Lion King.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I saw it in New York and it blew me away.

Speaker 10 (36:36):
Well.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
It's at fair Park Music Hall in Dallas now through
July third. I'm gonna be going tonight, but you're going later.
In the Run Right, one of the best Broadway musicals
ever WNBA fans at College Park Center in Arlington Tonight.
It's the Dallas Wings versus the Los Angeles Sparks. Tip
off is at eight thirty tonight, and then on Sunday
you can see the Dallas Wings take on the Minnesota

(36:59):
Links in the Commissioner's Cup. Tip Off Sunday is at
three Sunday night at writers Field in Frisco. The Rough
Riders will face off of the Springfield Cardinals. First pitch
will be at six oh five. And don't forget Safari
Nights continues at the Dallas Zoo on Saturday nights. Tomorrow
night live music from Just Like Pink, a Pink tribute band,

(37:19):
and That My Friends is just some of what is going.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
On this weekend.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Dallas For's classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Can you believe John Fogerty of Creeden's Clearwater Revival just
turned eighty? Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (37:37):
Yeah, A huge concert too for his birthday, and he's
coming out with a new album and new versions of
his songs. He calls it instead of Taylor's version, John's version.
Oh yeah, he's re recording a bunch of CCR songs.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
With his boys. Okay, yeah, because his sons are in
his current band, and you know he's been doing it
eighty years old.

Speaker 8 (37:57):
He's been spending a lot of his time practicing lead guitar.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Isn't that great?

Speaker 8 (38:02):
Well, because he never played much lead. Yeah, he's just
strumming away up there and concentrating on those pipes. But
now he wants to shread.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
And he is part of our iHeartRadio Music Festival.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Why yes he is. Okay, time now for you to
pick your ticket. Choose between a pair of tickets to
see Kansas and thirty eight Special that'll be next month,
or you can have a family four pack of tickets
to see your Texas Rangers take on the Seattle Mariners
that'll be at the end of this month. Of course,
whichever one you don't pick goes into the ticket window.

(38:35):
And what are we gonna do to give those away?

Speaker 10 (38:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Bo, what We're going to play Mystery Voices today? Mystery Voices.
This is tough. Now. I started the show since it's
d Day.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I started the show with a clip or the trailer
from the movie The Longest Day, which came out in
nineteen sixty two. And there were one hundred big stars
in that movie. So I'm gonna play you a clip.
These are two big stars and they're now deceased, but
they were a big part of that movie. And I
know the exact hip that I can give you. That'll

(39:11):
give it away.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
I mean, there is so many stars.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Well, listen and tell me who these stars of the
Longest Day are.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
You must have cluster one thousand casualties up to now.
Do you want me to get word off the shift
him come in stock picking us up? You really think
it's that bade else?

Speaker 10 (39:29):
You know?

Speaker 2 (39:29):
We can't get up this hill. We're hung up on it.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
We don't get off this speech. We're on how to
be division?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Left? What these are? Armed men? Dumb? Do you think
we've brought them out there.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
And the left part up and die and lasts turned tail?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh no, dad, We're gonna get up better hill. Did
this sound familiar toay?

Speaker 6 (39:47):
I go, oh, man, play it again.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
I'm gonna play it again.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
You must have cluster one thousand casualties up to now?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Do you want me to get word.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Off the shift?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Him come in stock picking us up? You really think
it's that bad? I don't you know? We can't get
up this hill. We're hung up on it.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
We don't get off this beach. We want how to
be division?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Left? What dis arm man?

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Umb We brought him in the left part up dilast
turn tail.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Oh no, maybe we're going to get up that hill.
You got one of them, but you didn't get the
other one. Okay, an easy one at all. Let me
see if anybody knows doing them show? Oh, I guess
you can't name them on them show? Do you know
who those two stars of the Longest Day are? Here?
And Richard Burt? No? No, no, no, neither one, no,

(40:37):
neither one them. Show tell me who those mystery voices
are from the Longest Day? One of them Eddie Albert? Yes, yes,
who's the other one. I'll give you a hint. The
other one drove on thunder Road. Eddie Albert lived on

(40:57):
Green Acres. The other one drove on thunder Road.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
No, no, no, I know you're now you know.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Let me give you another chance. Go ahead, go ahead,
let's see what Anna Scott was it come on thunder Road?
That's him. Okay, So we got Eddie Albert. That's one
of them. Go on them show. Okay, we got Eddie
Albert is one. What's the guy that drove on thunder Road?
Who is that? You need to turn your radio down? Okay,

(41:33):
all right, do you know who the other one is?
Sean con Sean Connery on them showing them show. Okay,
we got Eddie Albert. Tell me who the other guy
is that drove on thunder Road. And it's not Bruce Springsteen?
Yeah right, who is it? Robert? Robert Mitcham is right.

Speaker 10 (41:57):
To Eddie?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Oh I know, well I've been taking get it easy
on y'all. Damn. I figure I'll make them squirm a
little bit this time. Okay, first off, who is this? Okay,
which tickets do you want? You want to see Kansas
in thirty eighth special? Or do you want family for
a pack of Rangers tickets? Kansas? Teach Kansas? It is

(42:18):
got it Kansas at thirty eight special. You hold on
and we'll get some information from you. All right, long,
go away, Yes, Robert Mitcham and Eddie Albert It's still
one of my favorite war movies. It's a great movie.
It really is. All right. Comedian Paul Varghese's gonna join us.

Speaker 9 (42:35):
Here in just to cues.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
And I just mentioned the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Well, it
never disappoints, and this year is going to be better
than ever. Not only is John Fogerty playing, so is
Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams, many many more. And if you
want to go to Vegas to see the show, we
have your win them before you can buy him tickets
coming up. Plus we're gonna hook you up with a
trip or two to Vegas one thousand dollars spending cash.

(42:56):
All you have to do is be listening for that
first keyword of the day coming up around nine ten
this morning, and when you hear it, you text it
to two hundred two hundred that's coming up around nine
ten here on the Bow and Them show on lone
Star ninety two to five dollars.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Oh, well,
look like they cat dragged in Paul. I'm a fan
of dogs acat. Yeah, by the way, what is your
dog's name? I saw a picture on Instagram his dog's
name is zemo z e m o zmo Zo. Yeah,
isn't have that drink that nobody lies on.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
Eight nineties.

Speaker 11 (43:35):
Oh but but I always say, I always say, like,
if you're gonna name your dog, give it a unique name. Yeah,
because you get to like any dog park you allow,
Cooper or Scout. Fourteen Golden Retrievers come running, right and
two little white kids right, they all come running right.

Speaker 10 (43:47):
Well.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Paul Vargheese is at the Addison Improv tonight only. Yes,
special deal, and I I'd like to play this for you.
Then ask you a question. Okay, okay, here you go.
Your word is.

Speaker 9 (44:01):
A clar C small A clar small e C l
A I R C I S s E M E
n T.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
If that is correct Allan's own. What are your people
go let some white kids? What kid won in two
thousand and nine?

Speaker 11 (44:24):
Oh Jimmy really yeah it was like that, like the
Dallas Mavericks magical season, like the Rangers two years ago?

Speaker 6 (44:30):
What was his word?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Exactly? So we won? I think that makes it what
fifteen years in a row? Sixteen years in a row.

Speaker 11 (44:36):
Yeah, yeah, I mean there's there's they trained these kids
like these kids aren't just all naturally good spellers, Like
there's like a.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Lot of classes and stuff. I thought there was something
in the water in India that made them that smart.
Maybe you guys should go to India and try to
win the spelling be there? Oh no, oh no, what
would the word be? And then what does it mean?
You have no chance in hell? White boys? That's that's

(45:09):
so true.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
Now where your parents did they kind of push you
into spelling D?

Speaker 9 (45:17):
So?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
I actually I wasn't my fourth grade spelling D.

Speaker 11 (45:20):
I mean that's obviously in the classroom, like this is
before you could go national with stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
But I was.

Speaker 11 (45:25):
I really was never a smart kid at all, never,
like nothing. I keep thinking about that, like today is
my twenty fourth year in a row, doing my anniversary
of doing stand up right, and I keep thinking like
what could I have done? What would have done differently?
Or what what what other job would have done? And nothing?
I wouldn't have been good at anything.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
How did you break it to your parents that you
were going to go into stand up comedy?

Speaker 7 (45:47):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
You are going to be a doctor? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (45:49):
Sorry, I mean once they saw my man I barely
graduated high school. I think my dad kind of gave
up on that that dream.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Me too.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
I did just enough to get by, and my brother
was valedictory and the year after.

Speaker 11 (46:01):
So my sister is a priest and she's the dean
of a church in New York, which is she's the
first female dean in that in that church's history. Episcopal dean, yeah,
piscopol dean.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (46:11):
So that church has been around for one hundred years.
She's the first female dean. So she'll be huge, Like
all their hopes are on pend on her.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
So if she's Episcopalian, and that's like Catholic light three Catholics, Yeah,
kick off Catholics. I couldn't make the Aeen.

Speaker 11 (46:30):
We take everybody. We take all donations. It doesn't matter
who you are. Just get in here, give us some
money and you can get the So I love it.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
One of the things that I saw on social media
that you did it was so funny, is you talk
about how people have phones these days and if there's
a crime, we can immediately start taking video. But then
you talk about how lucky the criminals were back.

Speaker 11 (46:51):
In the day when we were growing up, because like
you know, this generation, actually police brutality is worse than
it's ever been but it's always been terrible. It's just
we have better care cameras. Yeah, like twenty five years ago,
you see somebody getting beat by the cops, Like, oh
my gosh, you're like click.

Speaker 10 (47:09):
Hey.

Speaker 11 (47:10):
When I developed this in two weeks at Echerts, you're
going down. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta go
to a graduation. I gotta finish the role. Yes, but
like next Saturday, when I come back to Montgomery Wards,
you just wait, you just wait. You're going to be
in jail when I get these developed.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
I love the old school references Eckerds and Montgomery War.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah, I grew up around.

Speaker 11 (47:33):
Anytime I do that joke, you'll always hear somebody in
the in the in the audience go, did he just
say Eckers, Like it's PTSD that Echerds brought out, And
then you'll hear something.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
Like what the hell is exactly When I hear the
sound effect of.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
The camera, yes, that, I go, oh my god, that
takes me back.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Oh it's uh So.

Speaker 11 (47:52):
I grew up with polaroids too, where like you know,
for my parents and they moved here in the seventies,
Like pictures are like a big deal. Like it's like
you got your picture taking it in that was like
a big event. That's why they never smiled in those pictures.
I mean my all my uncles. Look, they just got arrested,
you know, like just because it was like a big deal.
It came for like once a year, and you just
sit there and it's a so like the polaroid. Like
I used to waste the pictures on the polaroid. My

(48:13):
dad would get so mad. There's only like ten shots
on a polaroid. I think, Yeah, he would get so
mad every single time. Half of it is just up
my nose, you know.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, trying to figure out exactly like he was up
your nose and not something. Now, yeah, exactly wasn't I
wasn't that bad a kid. It was another picture of
my shoes again, So what the hell you've been up
to lately? So we moved up to the suburbs. Alan.

Speaker 11 (48:37):
Oh wow, Alan is like completely I didn't realize how
Indian Allan is. Like, like, my girlfriend is white. She's
the only white person in that neighborhood. It's very it's
very safe neighborhood. And I'll tell you how you know
it's safe. We live caddy corner from a Trader Joe's,
which is how you know we live in a safe neighborhood.
I just used the word caddy corner, like nobody's ever

(48:59):
caddy corner from the crack house.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So our caddy corner from an eckers.

Speaker 11 (49:03):
Yes, exactly, or a hop skipping a jump away from
a cricket wireless. True, but it is very weird because
she always wants to she's she's white, which is great,
but she does very she forgets that I'm brown.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
You know.

Speaker 11 (49:16):
Yeah, there's a lot of people probably even know I'm
brown until I just said it was brown. Right, that's
a problem. But like she always wants to go runn
outdoors some my honey, we got to run side by
side because if you get ahead of me, it just
looks like like I'm.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
So more. With Paul Varghese coming up, we got to visit.
We hadn't seen you in a while. That's coming up
on the Ball of Them show and there's a big
shot comedian Paul vau Gheese thumbing and he had taken
it over everything. Paul Varghese is at the Addison Improv
tonight only yes see you only have to do two shows.

(49:48):
You probably get paid for a whole weekend something like that. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (49:51):
Well, yeah, the improv does very well. The people show
up that you do very well. If they don't show.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Up, you'll get paid. But please show up. Don't do
doesn't I mean, stay home.

Speaker 7 (50:00):
And you've got some new merch that you're actually sporting
and tell people what your shirt says.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Maybe blue shirt that says only brown people should be
named Tanner. True.

Speaker 11 (50:10):
I just got it last week and I haven't sold
any yet because I don't know how people are going
to react to it.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
I think it's sister.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Oh, I think it is too. I haven't but if
I was to wear it, that's what somebody said.

Speaker 11 (50:22):
But I don't think that. I don't think it's racist.
I don't think the shirt's racist. I think it's a fact.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
It's well, but if a white guy wears it, then
you look like a racist dick. Well that's true, but
maybe I don't know. I don't know. It's like over
the brown people. I like that.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
I liked.

Speaker 11 (50:39):
Okay, if you say it like that, okay, I said
it in a bunch more diplomatic way.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Only brown people should be named Tanner. See if you
see it like that.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
My mom would have liked that shirt because when my
brother and my sister in law, both Hispanic, when they
named their kids, they named a very white names and
my mom was like.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Get buss all. Yeah, she wanted like real Hispanic, like Orpenzia.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
You know, like dishes at a Mexican restaurant, the number two.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
I would have loved that shirt.

Speaker 11 (51:07):
Yeah, you know there's That's the thing is, like, I know,
I don't think any of these things are offensive, and
I never know what's offensive until someone in the crowd
tells me it's offensive.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Again, you just kiss my ass. I don't care what
you think. Maybe I should put on the back of
the shirt right.

Speaker 11 (51:25):
It's also it's also a nice baby blue, which is inviting,
and people stare at it because it's a baby blue shirt.
But I haven't really warded in public, so I haven't
seen what people help people react to it yet.

Speaker 10 (51:36):
Oh so now we're on Facebook Live. Everybody's okay, am
I going to get canceled? I don't know these shirts,
So you're good, I think so, I think it's good.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I don't know. Have you ever been booked by a
comedy club owner and they show up and say, I
didn't know you was brown. I get some of that.
I get people early on someone that me and you know,
but we mentioned names.

Speaker 11 (52:01):
Okay, so I should change my last name because it
wasn't catchy enough, and that just made me want to
lean into the name even more. Yeah, I'm sure Dave
Chappelle got the same thing. You wouldn't know how to
pronounce Chappelle if he wasn't Dave Chappelle. Yeah, yeah, you know,
same thing. I think Jerry Seinfeld's like first TV credit,
they called him Seinfield stuff like that. But Marguese is
like going back to names. You know, Paul's not a

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generational name. Margese is like, that's my culture. Like, I
can't just get rid of that name.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
You'll have to tell me who that was after we go. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (52:30):
Do you have any new projects that you're working on
other than Tonight's big show at the Addison Improv.

Speaker 11 (52:34):
I have a special coming out in two weeks. Oh cool,
We're nowhere big. It's not just on YouTube, but it's
a I've recorded last April and I've been sitting on
it for a while. But it's really good. It's really
really good. I'm very super proud of it. So hopefully
enough people watch that too.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Well, you know you could pass as a doctor because
I looked it up and there's a doctor in Frisco
named Paul Vargeese.

Speaker 8 (52:57):
What yes, okay it is. Oh, I got another one
for you, guys, you're ready for this. Earlier today, I'm
trying to get ready to live stream Paul and I'm
looking for his little Facebook at tag. Okay, I mean
the only thing that would pop up at first was
a reverend minister Paul vargame. Look at this, all these guys,
all these variants of me just doing so much better.

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The multi versus is a real thing.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
See what other careers you could have had in the way.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
You can tell your parents they'll be real proud of that.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I just adopt that guy. Yeah, I saw that, and
the first thing I thought was, is that's just Paul
being funny. That's really speaking of your parents. They never
arranged a marriage for you.

Speaker 11 (53:36):
They tried to, really in twenty ten. So this is
the actual story. They got a picture of somebody. It
was a picture of two girls standing by a tree
in India. This is like I'm not exaggerating, this is yeah,
and my dad goes, what do you think of what
do you think of this? I'm like, I don't I'm
not attracted to I'm not attracted to them. And he goes,

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he goes that dark one. I'm like, okay, so the
light skinned one's not doing anything for me either. And
my mom overhears her, she goes, well you're not that
handsome me though.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Thank you mom.

Speaker 11 (54:11):
She was like, well, that's a real thing that they said.
I was like, well, okay, that's great to hear when
you're an adult. But uh so they wanted me and
my dad before he left. My dad thought that was
getna upset, so he before I left, he gave me
their phone number and he was like, hey, just call
her and say something. I'm like, like, what what do
you say? What's the opening line there? It's like heard,
you're desperate.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I am too, and so are my parents.

Speaker 11 (54:34):
And the weird thing is she actually will come out
to shows that she thinks she lives in Austin or
the last time I checked, she lived in. My cousin
did all the snooping to find out where she was
and her whole story and stuff. I've never met her,
but she came to a couple of shows in Austin
and like tagged me in it, and I was like,
so she's still kind of stalking me.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
She probably wonder why I never called. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (54:53):
But you know, my parents an arrange marriage, so like
they don't understand any marriage it isn't arranged. So like
they don't even know my girlfriend Dan now is a
very first girl that they've ever met, so up until
about eight years ago, I'm sure they thought it was gay.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
They had to have what else, you know, yeah, because
you well but if you show up with your girlfriends,
like we did not allow that. No, we didn't arrange that.

Speaker 11 (55:14):
Oh they love they love her though, Oh good, Okay,
because at this point I'm old enough. It's like, you know,
if that was if I was twenty one and this happened,
they'd been like, what are you thinking? But I'm forty
eight now.

Speaker 7 (55:23):
Now It's like arranged marriages have huge success range though,
I mean, they just don't get divorced.

Speaker 11 (55:29):
Okay, I don't know if they're successful, but you know
what I mean, they just they're not going to leave
each other still a lot, yeah exactly, but uh yeah,
I mean I'm sure they would.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I mean divorce is so looked down upon in our
culture still, you know so, so have you ever had
anything bizarre happened on the road recently?

Speaker 11 (55:49):
So I'll say this speaking of since this is like
my twenty four year anniversary. I used to do shows
at a tex Mex restaurant every Thursday. It went exactly
the way you thought it around here. Yeah, every Thursday
easily the weirdest experience I've had. And you know, nobody's laughing,
so it hurts your feelings. So I would pretend you
got their mouthful clinking soverware exactly, so you you have

(56:10):
to have to save your self esteem. So I would
pretend I was getting applause from the lay in the
back making Tortilla's just that, that's it that saved me
from jumping off a bridge.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Somebody's playing an attention to me.

Speaker 11 (56:25):
Yeah, the sizzle the faetas is like them cheering. I'm like,
is this standing ovation or mixed grill?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
I don't know what sometimes start somewhere, Yeah, exactly. Well,
David Ball's good to see Paul tonight only at the
ads an improv? Are you just doing one show? You
one show?

Speaker 6 (56:43):
A well, we have food from Curry up now a
new place in Flower Mound.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
So if you want to get your curry on day,
we thought we'd take care of you because he doesn't
like pancakes. No, yeah, Paul Barge bast Ball appreciate that
Dallas ho Or's classic rock lone Star ninety two to
five Heartless, but they're not instrumentless anymore. Quick work by

(57:14):
New Jersey law enforcement has solved the case of the
guitars stolen from Heart. Problem is they just don't know
where the instruments are.

Speaker 7 (57:24):
They know where one of them is that the other
one the whereabouts are unknown.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Well. A fifty seven year old man from Pleasantville, New
Jersey named Garfield Bennett was arrested for stealing a guitar
and a mandolin at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
in Atlantic City before Heart's concert on Tuesday. Surveillance video
showed Bennett trying to sell the instruments around town, which
was what he was going to do the whole time.

(57:50):
Police caught him. But the instruments are still missing and
the man won't tell anybody where they are unless Heart.

Speaker 8 (57:58):
Drops the charges again. Oh yeah, whatever, come on, man,
it's just like a thief. A thief at least they
got this schmuck by the ear.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Yeah, and they got him fast because he was trying
to sell him. What was he thinking? Yeah, you know,
he should have sat on it for a while.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
In the same tone, we have all the information up
on the Bow and Them show page if you want
to read about it.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
All right, And by the way, who on our rangers tickeheads.
You guys are gonna love this. Okay.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
Glenn Stenzel, who's in Grandbury with his wife their brand
new residence to North Texas.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Wow, and first time winners.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
Excellent.

Speaker 8 (58:34):
And they Glenn is from Minneapolis and heard Bow in Minneapolis.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Oh my god, that's the dude from Minneapolis.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
And here now how many years ago?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Bo uh, well I got here in eighty two?

Speaker 6 (58:48):
She would hear you in Minneapolis.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
She's was he called the Bow Show forty three years ago?

Speaker 6 (58:55):
That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
He was thinking it was called the Bow Show up
in Minneapolis. That's the Roberts. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
He's like, yeah, that's why I'm listening. Man, really love
you guys. And his wife said he drives me crazy.
He goes, come listen to this. You won't believe what
they're talking about.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Okay, Well, thanks for the heads up there.

Speaker 7 (59:12):
So Bo and I were just talking about how crazy
it is that we had lined up this food delivery
because curry Up Now if brand new place in Flower Mound.
They're going to have their grand opening tomorrow on Cross
Timbers Road, and we had organized it and Paul Vargus,
we didn't know if he was going to be able.

Speaker 6 (59:28):
To come or not today.

Speaker 7 (59:30):
And here's Paul vargheez in studio with us this morning
and we're like, would you like some curry Up now?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Yeah? And he's like, oh yeah, I like that chicken man.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
They brought chicken burritos and Paneer burritos.

Speaker 7 (59:45):
Yeah. And for the first one thousand people that show
up tomorrow at the grand opening.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
Free burritos.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (59:54):
I'm gonna have live music and you can sign up
to win free curry Up Now for a year.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Okay, if you are playing to visit White Rock Lake
this weekend, Dallas Park officials are asking you to stay
away from a particularly dangerous plant. It's called water hemlock,
and if anybody knows anything about history, hemlock is what
people in the Middle Ages used to take to kill themselves.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Yes, Shakespeare writes about it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
All the time. Every part of the plant is poisonous,
which can cause serious health risks people in pets. The
plant started flourishing near the shoreline, so cruisers spraying targeted
chemical treatments in select shoreline areas. Once the water hemlock
begins to wilt, its toxicity drops quickly. Now the plant
is toxic to the touch and can cause your skin

(01:00:42):
to blister ooh Ingesting it is even more dangerous. Now,
why would you want to eat a strange plant that
you didn't know what it was. That's stupid. You deserve
to be in the hospital. Anybody know what this kind
of plant is right here? It's weird. Well I'm all
eating anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
That's what I do with cilantro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
People out there driving on mushrooms floating around in the water,
don't know any better.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
You can spot water hemlock by its clusters of flowers
that form in the umbrella shape. Its stems are thick, hollow,
and display purple blotches. But don't eat plan you've never
heard of. Don't do that may if you cook it. No,
no water hemlock. Anything with the name hemlock in it.
You know, you got to kind of keep it away

(01:01:28):
from your digestive processes.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Stay away from him. Hey, we aren't done with the
Lone Star ticket window just yet. Jeffk's going to open
it up again this afternoon. He has your tickets to
go to the Outlaw Music Festival July fifth, do Seki's
Pavilion with Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan. If you want
to win, be listening to Jeff K this afternoon around
four thirty five here on Lone Star ninety two five Nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
If that song had come out today, it would be
called Yojoe, Jeff probably, so instead of Hey Joe, it'd
be Yojoe. What you just got back from a vaudeville show? See,
I have these moments. I can't really explain it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
Well, it's just the bow mentality. Well it's the way
your brain works bow. And that's scary as hell and
very entertaining.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yeah, just wait, he's gonna say something real stupid. Just
give him a minute. There's something bubbling in that head somewhere. Man.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
We're just glad it's Friday, yeah, and he's gonna be
a big weekend. And on Monday we are kicking off
the annual Lone Star Blood Drive. Hope to see you
out there in Alan for day number one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Yes, come on out hang with us a while.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
And Jim White is gonna be joining us in Alan.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Yeah, Jim's gonna join us because he just lives close
by and saying sure, I'll come out.

Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
And he loves hanging out during the Blood Drive too
and seeing all the rascules, he.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Said, only this time he doesn't have to work. He
just show up and just see what.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Y'all are doing.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
All right, let's talk time wasters.

Speaker 7 (01:02:59):
This is what's on the Bow and Them show page
at lone star ninety two five dot com. Fifty sixty
years ago this week, the Rolling Stones released what would
be their first number one US.

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Hit, I Can't Get No Satisfaction Now.

Speaker 7 (01:03:12):
Depending on which source you believe, the release date was
either June fourth, fifth, or sixth. It's the origin story
is the stuff of legend. Keith Richards apparently had this
dream after a show in Florida, and he turned on
his portable tape recorder strum the first fragments of what
became the now iconic melody. He then shared the cassette

(01:03:32):
tape with Mick Jagger, who heard thirty seconds of music.
Including the phrase I can't get no satisfaction, and Keith.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
Promptly fell asleep while Mick was listening to the casette.

Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
Now, the band recorded it and debuted it on ABC's
primetime series Shin Dig Do you remember that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
I do, all right, and then it went to number one.
Keith Richards, however, not a big fan of satisfaction.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
If I'd have had my way would never have come.
It just tripped off the end of my time one
night and we needed an extra track, and I had
gone through it now, it just didn't strike me as itt.
It was a little bit of a gimmick, you know,
the fuzz bucks and the song was as basic as
the hills, you know. And I really hadn't grasped the
rest of what Mike had done with it and what

(01:04:18):
we'd done with it in the process, and I sort
of written it off already as a Phillas track.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Well, you know, I had this friend, I still got him.
I just don't see hm anymore. Of course, at Canna
and his father was total redneck. Yeah, hated rock and roll,
hated everything rock and roll. Give me George Jones and
that's it. But he loved the song. Satisfaction.

Speaker 7 (01:04:40):
It is a great song, it still is, and it's
a staple on their tour too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
That was the only rock song that he ever liked,
as far as I.

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
Know, probably spoke to him. I can't get no.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Yeah, I'm just thinking that myself.

Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
We have an update to the story about Heart's instruments.
Bo told you about this earlier, the instruments that were
stolen last weekend. They we have arrested a suspect, fifty
seven year old Garfield Bennett, and they caught him because
he was caught on video in Atlantic City trying to
sell those instruments.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Just right after he stole them.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
Yeah, so authorities learned that he sold one of the instruments,
so they know it's whereabouts, but the other instrument, they
still don't know where that is. And Pink Floyd founder
Rogers Waters has announced a new concert film, This Is
Not a Drill, Live from Prague.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
It was recorded back in twenty twenty three.

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
It captures his performance with twenty classic songs from Pink
Floyd and his solo work as well. The film is
set for release in theaters on July twenty third, and
then we'll be available to buy in August and includes
hits like Comfortably Numb and wish You would Hear. We
have all that information up and we talked about this
in Sports of all sorts. The Canadian rock band Triumph

(01:05:53):
will perform before Game two of the NHL Stanley Cup Finals,
because of course.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
They are Canadian Canadian.

Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
It's the first time that they've performed in seventeen years publicly.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
The last time they performed was in two thousand and
eight at Rockklahoma.

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
So we're hoping that the performance will be available to
see before Game two as Edmonton faces off with the
Florida Panthers. By the way, a new Triumph tribute album,
Magic Power out to day. Finally, place your bets bet
versus Kitty Cat who will win Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty
Little Ball of Fur. We have the video up on

(01:06:34):
bonem show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Go for the Throat Kitchen Dallas Horse Classic Ronk lone
star ninety two to five. Well that's the end of
the Friday Show. Time to go have a weekend. Now
here's some breaking news. We just found out the Dallas
Stars have fired coach Pete DeVore.

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
Does that surprise you bo.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Yeah, a little bit, certainly does. He did have a great.

Speaker 7 (01:07:02):
Record, and he led them to three consecutive Western Conference
Final appearances, but he was never able to take them
all the way.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Well. But see, that's what we were just talking about
before we went on, is that look what they did
to the Knicks coach. He was in the finals and
lost and they fired him.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
Yeah, and he did a great job with the Knicks
because they weren't anywhere near the team that they were
this year because of him.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
You just I think it's a little overreacting. I mean,
who who else are they gonna get? They're gonna bring
Ken Hitchcock back, he won a Stanley Cup.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Yeah, who knows? Who do you think they will go after?
We'll talk about it on Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Yeah, Dwayne Gretzky, No, I don't know if he'd want
to coach. He didn't want to deal with those egos
because that's where he was. Yih. But to fire Pete
de boor Okay, maybe y'all know what you're doing, maybe
you don't. Wherever we can talk about that, and we'll
definitely talk about it Monday morning on Sports of All

(01:08:01):
Sorts and we'll.

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
Be live from the Credit Union of Texas Event Center
and Allan for the first day of the forty ninth
annual lone Start.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
Summer Blood Drive.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Oh yeah, used to be called the Allen Event Center,
but now some other sponsor took over it and they said,
you better use our name or we're going to buildings.

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
Jimmy's going to be joining us, so we should be
having lots of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Yeah, it's gonna be cool. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
If you haven't signed up, you can go to Carter
Bloodcare dot org make an appointment.

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
We'd love to see out there in Alan.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
We definitely need a lot of blood donors for the
summer months, especially OH negative, which is the universal blood type.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Well, okay, so we'll see you on the after show
and we'll see it the blood drives starting on Monday.
Oh yeah, come on here the road with us. Please
do fire. Pete de Bores Okay, I'm just kind of
shocked by it in game sevens. That's right, all right,
we'll do our after show and we'll see on Monday. Okay, okay, Bye,