Full Show Replay- Driverless Semi Trucks in Texas?! Linda Lash "Bends Bo's Frame". (Ep 1365)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake up, Come on, wake up, wake up, wake up,
wake up?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Cut out. Subject is still dreaming.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Time to waken up subject regaining cognitive functions.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Okay, George, it's a weak awake.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I thought you were day so your teachers alive? Hello?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Let people, that's it's the last time I tried to
bring anyone back from the dead.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh he turn on the lights. The fo's going on?
Where am I? What does that smell? They're bowing them show.
Let's do it now? Huh what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Which were don't you understand?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Around?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
The whole idea up yours? And the hoosh rode in on.
That isn't a horse, that's a sheep. Where did it
come from?

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I don't know, but this is your sick dream and
I'll tell you Wednesday. You have some deep seated psychological problems.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Man, do you want to get breakfast?

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Morning people are the worst unless you're one of them. Morning,
Good morning, Bertie. Hey, I'm not a coffee. Coffee? Isn't
that wonderful?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Hot?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
The coffee? What a time to run out? And why
run out? Now?

Speaker 6 (02:13):
There's a new giant size instant Maxwell house, a really
big jar of coffee. New giant size. Instant Maxwell House
gives you cups and cups and cups, dozens of extra
cups of the coffee with that warm bean flavored warm
bean flavor because it's made from coffee bean still warm
from roasting craps. That's why new Instant Maxwell House is

(02:36):
the freshest tasting coffee yet.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well, I'll just take your word fun, oh idiot, because
we drink the coffee here because it's free.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
And if it's green, it for me.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah. I usually just get one cup a day because
that's really all I drink. I think I'm gonna have
another one to today. Really, I think I'm all read myself.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Oh man, can you imagine tomorrow after the Stars game.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh, I'm tired. You will be. Well, those of you
watching on Facebook, Clyde, we'll see I'm wearing my Dallas
Stars shirt. That's a nice one, hopefully to bring good
luck to the Stars because I really want to win
Game one. If they lose, you're gonna have to throw
the shirt away. No, if they lose the series, then
I'll throw the shirt.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Ow.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh okay, all right, you know, I mean this is
just to kick off the series with what.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Did you tell us yesterday about game one is always
tough for the Stars, it is.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, they usually lose game one, especially if it's a
game seven series. For some reason, they always lose game
one when it gets to seven games. Well, good luck, Stars.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
They're gonna be a partying on the plaza tonight with
Jeff Ka.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, Jeffk's gonna be out there, pet the master of Serremonia. Now,
come on, boys, we're pulling for you hard. Oh God, Yes,
all right, today, ask us stuff day and day where
you can ask us any question you want, and if
it's a legitimate question, by God, we'll find the answer
for it. Some are easy to find. Others we have

(04:12):
to dig deep. Yeah, you have to go into that
dark web. And some of them make no sense at all.
But at least we try to give you some kind
of answer.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
There's always that wise ask who answers his own question too?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Y'all cut that out? And I bet y'all didn't know this.
That's not that. That's not the game. It's not did
you know? It's ask a stuff, it's not stumped the chunk. Yes,
as we celebrate today the great American grump out what
it's a day to focus on humor and positive behaviors
in an effort to lighten up the mood and stop

(04:48):
your grumping and being a dick for twenty four hours.
Can you do that? Favorite grump oscar the ground? Yes, yes, sir,
National Anxiety Disorders Screening, Oh man, if you have an
anxiety disorder. The thing is, if you do have an
anxiety disorder, you already know it and you don't really

(05:09):
need to be screened for it, do you? No? No,
you know it if you've got it, you know? Yeah?
It is pasde up Day. What Before desktop publishing programs
and digital imaging with computers, there was an era when newspapers, magazines,
and similar materials were compiled by hand. The laying out
of pages for publishing was done by a paste up

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artist who we honored today.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Oh cool, this another job that's gone away because of
the computer.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I know, I know. It is bike the school day. Nope,
Well give your mom a break, Bay, say you know
you don't have to take it to school. I'll ride
by bike today, Okay? And then it's National Cosmopolitan Day.
Like a drink, Yes, a drink made with vodka, tripleset,
cranberry juice and freshly squeezed lime juice. A lemon or

(06:00):
orange twist is used as a garnet. That's probably what
your mom will be drinking since she doesn't have to
drive you to school.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
It was the most popular drink on sex in the city.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
That cosmo dangerous drink too, because it doesn't taste like alcohol.
It just tastes like a good fruity punch, so you
can really knock it back.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
You gotta be careful. You gotta be careful. You'll be
null and void within an hour.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
I used to love the cosmos from Houston's in Addison.
Oh yeah, Donovan the bartender made the best pomegranate cosmos.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
It is also a World Carnivorous Plant Day. What I
always wanted it like a venus flight trap, want grasshoppers
and feed it to my carnivorous plant. But my childhood
was ruined because my mom wouldn't let me get walk
feed me seymore. Remember that? Yes, and what was what

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was the deadly plant's name? Audrey Little Shop of Horse
and its national roast leg of lamb day. Damn. So
that's what Mary did with her little lamb. Served him
with some mid jelly and some vegetable deal Okay, so
Sports of all sorts is coming up, the freaking Fool
File and our first round of ask the Stuff questions

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around seven tennis this morning and seven fifty choose your news. Yes,
that's right in There is no theme today between tickets
to Austin City Limits or tickets to see Brian at him.
Let's do our morning Strett, and you get ready for
the cold show. Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
It comes cross town tracks.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
If you're not stuck in it now, in about forty
five minutes, you will be Oh, yeah, it sucks out here,
Man's that's why I like getting here early. The hour suck.
But we don't have to deal with that. The tollway
is empty, damn right now.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
Later on this morning, we'll deal with it in a
very direct way with the lovely Linda last Ah.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
That's right. But now it's time for.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Sports of all brought to you by the will Height
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Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well. The last time the Dallas Stars won game one
in a postseason playoff series was in the Western Conference
Finals against the Las Vegas Golden Knights in twenty twenty three. Now,
almost two years later, they're trying to win game one
of their next playoff series, a second round matchup against
the win of peg Jets tonight. Newly acquired Miko Oorentinen

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feels they need to start strong and frustrate the opponent.
Oh yeah, easier said than done. As for goaltender Jay
Cotton Jre, he feels they can pull off the series
win against the Avalanche and inspire the team. For twenty
one year old one Johnston, the forward is acutely aware
that everything matters in the playoffs. That's a quote. So

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he's aiming to do all the little things that will
help do some big things. He knows just what to
say to the press. Oh yeah, absolutely, there's a quote
for you. As for the head coach, the one thing
that Pete de Borer needs to see the Stars execute
for them when in Washington or in Winnipeg is controlling
the momentum and silencing the home crowd because you know,

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anytime the Stars do anything, they're gonna get boozed. Yep,
especially when the national anthem is played in Canada. The
puck for Game one will be at eight thirty hour time,
and of course there'll be a party on the plaza tonight,
so you can watch the game on the big screen
outside of the American Airline Center, hosted by our own

(09:39):
Jeff Kay. I'll have you know, And if you're staying
home to watch it, the game will be on ESPN.
At this point, I'm kind of afraid to ask, but
how the Rangers do most seaface? The Rangers' bats came
a lot. Damn yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Rangers beat the Red Sox in Boston to one last night.
Nathan Eovaldi struck out seven over six strong innings, and
Texas had sixteen hits. In their first game since adding
Brett Boone as a hitting coach. Eovaldi allowed just one
run on five hits in rainy conditions that actually pushed
back the start of the game yesterday. Josh Young was

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the only batter in the lineup without a hit for Texas,
which was playing its first game since firing offensive coordinator
Donnie Ecker and adding Boone, a former Big League All Star,
to the coaching staff.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Now.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
A key moment from last night's game came when Corey
Seeger and John Peterson opened the fourth inning with backed
about ground rule doubles, sparking a five run rally as
the Rangers batted around with seven hits in the inning.
Those seven hits in the fourth one more than the
Rangers had talied in any inning this season. So hopefully
this means we are turning things around. The Rangers in

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Red Sox play again this afternoon, first pitch at five
forty five. You can catch that game on the Rangers
Sports Network.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'll give him another just the good luck. Come on,
let's get this street going here. Yes, come on, boys,
we're pulling for you now in Fort Worth. This weekend
is an event.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
It's very tempting for me to try and poke my
head in and check some of this out. The initial
wave of forty riders set to compete inside cowntown Coliseums
starting Tomorrow through Sunday during the opening elimination stage of YAH,
the twenty twenty five Professional bull Riding World Finals.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh yeah, those boys they had to wear helmets. Now.
They used to not wear helmets when they did it.
Now they require it. Yeah, for safety. Hello, now, both
of you.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
On Sunday, you met a young man sitting next to
me named Jace who waved hello to it.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, Jace has.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Ridden bulls before and I got the full ear full
about it, and I'm mortified at the idea, but man,
I'll watch. It's officially called the events called Unleash the Beast,
and it's been decided since the two were concluded. It's
regular season Slaton Tacoma, Washington, the circuit watch on last
weekend's Corpus Christie Bay Showcase. Welcome the final five qualifiers
to the quickly approaching end game, and hopefully they brought

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their chiropractors along.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah yeah, No needs.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Were available over the top three ranked riders, and this
year's VELOCI League Global standings meant cowboys who were grinding
it out all season were rightfully awarded, just like each
of the awaiting forty riders are gonna try and kick
Ass and fort Worth this weekend.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Each of these men's paths to a spot beneath the.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
Brightest lights in the business represent the grind required for
riders to look to cement their place in bull riding history.
All of this gets going tomorrow night seven forty five
Cowtown Coliseum in of course, cowtout Town.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
That's why it's called that. That's right now, you're gonna
like this one. Sports fans know the his and lows
of cheering for their favorite players, But for one fan,
the emotional toll was just too much. Now he's suing
the NFL for one hundred million dollars gone, claiming the

(13:01):
league's handling of Shador Sanders draft slide left him traumatized
and demanding accountability for what he calls a rigged and
harmful process. Why is Dion doing this? No, it's not Dick,
but you'd think. The lawsuit alleges that the NFL and
its affiliates conspired to damage sanders reputation and suppress his

(13:24):
draft position. Look, Sanders wasn't being picked on by the NFL.
He had trouble getting a team to sign him because
there were rumors floating around that he had this huge
ego and could be locker room poisoned. Even Troy Aikman
said that, yes. Sanders is the former University of Colorado
quarterback and the son of head coach Dion Sanders, known

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as Coach Prime, who once starred for the Dallas Cowboys.
If you'll remember, Sanders was projected to be drafted in
the first round. Instead, he wasn't picked until the fifth
round by the Cleveland Browns. Now for this guy who
is wrecked, recognized by the name as John Doe. In
the lawsuit, the fall just wasn't a blow to the athlete.

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Doe alleged that reports and leak statements about sanders negativity
influenced the league's decision making process, causing quote emotional distress
and trauma to the plaintiff as a fan and consumer.
And you expect to get one hundred million dollars because
claim you were traumatized because Shdor Sanders wasn't picked in

(14:27):
the first two rounds. Are you out of your friggin' mind?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Why is he going by John Doe? Come on, your
real name?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Come on, yeah, come on, I tell you I'm crying
right now. All right, let's talk swimming.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Swimming superstar Katie Ladecki added to her long list of
extraordinary accomplishments over the weekend when she broke her own
world record Saturday in the eight hundred meter freestyle at
the TYR Pro Swim Series in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
God come on, Garret.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
The twenty eight year old Lodecki said a new mark
of eight minutes and four point one two seconds, breaking
the previous mark that she set nearly nine years ago
at the twenty sixteen Real Olympics byzero point sixty seven seconds. Now,
according to USA Swimming, Katie Ladeki now has a top
ten performances all time in the event. In last year's

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Paris Olympics, the Ladeki earned four medals, including a gold
in the eight hundred freestyle that made her the only
only the second swimmer ever to take gold in an
event at four straight Summer Olympics. She joins Michael Phelps,
who won gold in the two hundred individual medley four
straight times. Also in Paris, she became the most decorated
female American Olympian of all time with fourteen medals, nine

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gold for silver and one bronze, and carried the American
flag at the closing ceremonies. If you remember, way to go, Katie, Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
La Laker, Luca still miss you and we're still sore.
He stepped up in a big way off the court
in honor of his NBA icon, and fans were stunned
to learn one of the first murals of Kobe and
GG Bryant following their passing, had been vandalized in downtown LA.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Who would do that, right?

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Yeah, pull your bitner in a little bit in corral
it in Instagram page dedicated to the remarkable artwork of
legendary Laker and his teen daughter in foreign fans of
the destruction and created a GoFundMe to put it back
like it was. After hearing about the deface dart on
Main and Fourteenth Street in La Luca donated the funds
needed to restore the art.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
He paid for the whole thing. Yeah, it's like five
thousand dollars. He just wrote a check.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
Yeah, that's like chump change rolling around inside of his Ferrari,
you know. Kobe and Lucas shared heartfelt moments during what
became Bryant's final appearance at the Crypto dot Com Arena,
which was then called Staples Center. Luca also happens to
be one of GG Bryant's favorite players, and also when
DONCS was introduced as a Laker earlier this year following

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a blockbuster trade, he mentioned that he wished Kobe and GT.
Bryant were there to witness the big moment. Yeah, Luke
a big fan.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Luca has a big heart. Good thing we got rid
of him hot, Yeah, yeah, appreciate you. Still all right?
The freaking fool File next on the bow and then
show Dallas Foorst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Coming up our first round of Aska stuff questions from

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the ASCA Stuff hotline. We got some good ones. Stick around,
we'll learn something. But now it's time for the freaking
full file. In another batch of declassified CIA documents, there
are reports of three alien bases that were supposedly located
through remote viewing, which is associated with ESP. A remote

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viewer claimed to have seen one called the Titan Base,
where two quote male technician type space creatures seated at
a control panel while being supervised by quote an attractive
female with brown shoulder lenked hair wearing a pale green
lab coat. He's got down for stickler for info.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
In me lait a minute, I have brown and you
stay out of the alien base, young lady.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
A second alien base was apparently remotely viewed at Alaska's
Mount Haynes, where quote two entities were found, but contact
wasn't able to be made while they were accomplishing some
sort of routine task. The third base located in either
Africa or South America. Well, which is it? Yeah? One

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where one was once again two space aliens, one with
a very large, round shaped head on a slender neck,
and the other almost human like. Apparently the second alien
was aware of the remote viewer's presence but was friendly
to him and welcome to that. Yeah, there's some nice
space aliens. Yeah, they don't all have to probe you.

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But none of this, none of this information was conclusively
proven really, and the project was eventually shut down in
nineteen ninety five were it was determined it wasn't going
to be useful. Okay, Plus, you can't prove it either.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
It's amazing that it was a CIA file exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's like no question, is stupid or no story and
they're always hiding something from us as you all know.
All right, let's talk animals.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Police in Springfield Township, Ohio had a more than interesting
animal encounter this week when they crossed paths with a
raccoon holding a meth pipe to.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Its mouth during an arrest.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
According to a Facebook post from the department, on the
evening of May fifth, this past Monday, officers pulled over
a vehicle whose owner had an active warrant and a
suspended driver's license. The driver of the vehicle, fifty five
year old Victoria Vidal of Akron, Ohio, was detained during
the stop, but when an officer walked back to Vidal's vehicle,

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a raccoon named Chewy was sitting in the driver's seat
with a meth pipe in its mouth. Here's the audio
from the officer's body cam.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Stop here, you are suspended with a warrant for your arrest,
and the raccoon her med fight.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
He's playing with a meth pipe right now. There's no,
there's no all right, had enough fun.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
You're in jail, well, and you're seeing the animal with
the meth pipe. Officers decided to further inspect the vehicle,
and that search turned up crack cocaine, meth, and three
used glass meth pipes. Thankfully, Chewy the raccoon was unharmed
and notification was made to the proper authorities to determine
that Ms. Vidal had the proper paperwork and documentation to

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own the raccoon. She is facing several drug charges and
was cited for driving under suspench.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
So does the raccoons smoke with her? I guess so,
I guess. So he's like, I'm on some of that
for the world. What a world?

Speaker 7 (21:20):
Shoe's all right, but the cops told him to stop
listening to so much George Clinton in Parliament.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Funk the lease, you know, get clean man.

Speaker 7 (21:28):
Another quest for the perfect social media selfie has caused
serious injury to a tourist from what.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Part of the world Florida, Melica? Maybe Florida.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
After you hear this, this really pisses me off because
I consider this site a sacred one, the Colisseum in Rome.
Oh yes, so here comes this unidentified forty seven year
old man and there's a metal spike fence around the exhibit,
and for damn good reason.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Because it's a billion years old and we want to
keep what we have left of it.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
You know.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
Well, the metal spike fence didn't sit with him, and
he climbed it to take a selfie, lost his balance
and became impaled by the metal spike.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh damn, what an idiot. Yeah, witness to say.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
The man dangle from the spike sticking through his legs
for upwards of twenty damn minutes before a rescue team
was able to get him sedated and then free, Like
you want to drug the guy up before you jerk
a spike out of his body?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Right that goal. Hut.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Oh, yes, sometimes they have to cut the spike and
take him to the hospital complete with spike.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah. Yeah, Gray's anatomy had something similar to that one,
but that would ruin a perfectly good sense surgery.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
Emergency surgery was required on the forty seven year old eighty.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Stitches sewn up in the end.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
Authorities are now considering further penalties for tampering with a
historic landmark. That's because this isn't the first time someone's
been a dumbass in front of the Roman Colisseum. In
twenty twenty three, two idiot teenagers risk receiving fine up
to seventeen thousand dollars and five years of jail for
carving their names in the coliseum walls.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
I remember that store.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
That is something I think they should be fed to
the lions for filgred space.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
They don't do that anymore. They just throw them down
a big dark hole and we'll see what has we
want to bring it back. Yes, I agree, Well, Walmart
has just about everything you need, doesn't Yes, it does,
but one shopper in Tampa needed an exorcism and the
retail giant just doesn't offer those at least not yet.

(23:35):
I think only the Catholic churches. Yes, seventy three year
old Angela Velasquez to Borda tried to walk out of
a Walmart store with a bag containing more than one
hundred and twenty dollars worth of items like shampoo, socks,
and men's shorts that she did not pay for. A
security guard stopped her, and she strongly denied stealing the items,

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but then a short while later, as she was being
held at the store for least to arrive, she admitted
to attempting to leave the store with the items, but
said she only did it because the devil made her
do it. The devil himself told her she had to
buy them for other needy people, and she didn't have
enough money for it all. Oh Lord Lord. She was

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arrested in charge with that look. Satan has not been
charged because everyone knows that the devil doesn't help needy
people unless they sell him his soul. That's right, devil
made her do it, that fact, the devil himself told
her to do it. Steal some men's underwear for me?
Would you steal some? Oh God? All right, our first

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round of asking stuff questions? Good?

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Oh so coming up? Next hour the game you love
to hate, Choose your news. You picked the story boat
made up, and you're gonna get to pick your ticket.
Choose between two three day wristbands to Austin City Limits
in October, or you could choose tickets to see Brian
Adams and Pat Benattar in November. We'll play Choose your
News around seven to fifty right here on the Bone
the show on Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone Star

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ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
And you women have really good ways of bringing that
in a unique way. Don't you try to be as
creative as possible? Of course you do. Yeah, all right,
Today is Ask Us Stuff Day, where you can ask
us any question you want to. You can always call
the Ask This Stuff offline two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred. Here's what we got to play

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you today. You ready, Annabelle, sure, because this one's for you.
Why are some pistachios opening up really wide and easy to.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Crack open and others are just barely open at all
at all and almost impossible to open up in.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
La That's the question that's been bothering you all this stuff.
He probably had a bag of pistachios last night, Yeah,
and got green all over his fingers.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Now, so, pistacio's naturally split open as they ripen, but
if they are harvested before they're fully mature, they may
not open fully. And if the pistacio is completely closed,
you can use a nutcracker or a similar tool to
crack the shell. Now, the variance is determined by nature,
not the company that packaged your nuts.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
So to speak.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Only about seventy to ninety percent of pistacios will crack
open as they grow. You'll have to split the rest
on your own. So that's why some are open and
some are closed. By the way, if you were wondering,
they're sold in the shell because it's cheaper to sell
them that way.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Oh, because it would take some kind of money to
make them all without shells. Very true. I get it,
I get it all right. Here's the one that I
want to know the answer to myself, What exactly is
a carpet bag? Or thanks garzz I heard that in school?
What is a carpet bag? Yes, you were paying attention

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in history class.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
The term carpet bag or bow originated from the reconstruction
era after after the Civil War, from eighteen sixty five
to eighteen seventy seven, and it referred to Northerners who
moved to the South after the Civil War, often to
seek political power of profit from reconstructing the South, which
was left decimated after the Civil War. And the term

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came from carpetbag, a type of travel bag made of
carpet fabric. Did you ever see the sound of music
Julie Andrews. Remember she's walking through the streets going to
the von Trap house, and she has a carpet bag,
a bag made of carpet fabric.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
So that's the term. Okay, okay, all right, I think
I got this one here.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
How many my truck for on the roads in the
United States?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
You didn't have to shout into the phone talks to us.
There are an estimated two point nine million semi trucks
currently operating in the Good Old US. Of a this number,
it's roughly one percent of all registered vehicles, but they
account for a significant portion of the total miles driven,

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because that's what truck drivers do. They take stuff from
one place to another place, no matter how far away
it is.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Did you see this story about that semi truck from
Houston to Dallas without a driver.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh, yes, yes, and you're gonna come. You're gonna see
that more and more. That's gonna scare the hell out
of me. Hey, we got a runaway truck. Who's driving? Hell? Nobody, nobody,
it's been hacked. Well. Now. While semis make up a
small percentage of total vehicles, semi trucks are vital for
transporting goods across the country. Semis drive a substantial number

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of miles annually, contributing heavily to the total miles traveled
by all vehicles. The trucking industry, including semi trucks, plays
a crucial role in the US economy. In fact, if
you ate last night and had closed to put on
this morning, it's thanks to a truck driver. Thank you,
truck drive. There, I go, careful moving along. Oh I

(29:02):
could make a joke about this, but I'm not here.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
The restaurants that sell muff on top what do they
do with?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Now? Are there restaurants that just sell muffin tops? Yes,
there are all the jokes going through my mind. I'm
not gonna do it right now.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
The top of the muffin bow is often considered the
most desirable part of the muffin.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I can tell you that.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
The top crust forms during baking, developing a firmer, crispier
texture compared to the softer interior.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Muffin tops also may come with.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Extra toppings like strutl or icing now. Store specializing in
muffin tops like the fictional top of the muffin to
you from Seinfeld would likely either sell the rest of
the muff and the stump separately, or they'll dispose of them,
perhaps donating them or composting them. Some bakeries may even
use the stump of the muffin in other products, like

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crumbles or bread puddings, so.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
They have it out the stump went into the muffin.
That's a different story altogether.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
It is you know what my favorite kind of muffin is?
What Betty White's muffin?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Dallas horsa Rogalone star night even Yeah, thank you very
much here, Paul. We really appreciate, like we didn't know
what kind of music we were playing it. Okay. One
way you can get your question in is by email.
I got one here from don no last name. He says,
when a hockey player scores a hat trick, fans throw

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hats onto the ice. What happens to those hats?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Did they give them away or what? Well, when a
hockey player scores a hat trick, which is three goals
in a single game, case you didn't know, fans traditionally
throw their hats onto the ice as a celebratory gesture. Well,
so what happens to all the hats that are thrown
on the ice. The hats are then collected by arena
staff and typically either donate the charity displayed in the arena,

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or even potentially offered back to the fans who threw
them if they come into the arena. And that did
y'all find wear my head? Well, when I fluid on
my I wonder if anybody lies about that? Did you
find my hat?

Speaker 8 (31:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Well that's mine? What did it look like? Well, let
me see him? Yeah, that one's cool. I take that one, right?
What a great idea? Exactly all right? I have an
email from Terry. Why was there a flag at half
staff in the opening shot of Gilligan's Island? What an
eagle eye?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Because I never noticed this, but in the original opening
credits of Gilligan's Island bow an American flag is shown
flying at half mass. This was done because the first
season of Gilligan's Island was filmed shortly after the assassination
of President John F. Kennedy in nineteen sixty three. So
when they did the opening sequence, the flag was at

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half mass.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I do not know. I never noticed that at all.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
I had to go back the black and white open
and yes, sure enough it was there at half mass.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Well, now we know.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Here's an email from Teddy and I love it, he
starts off Annabelle. While watching the Kentucky Derby, I started
wondering if horses can get sunburned.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I think they can. Yes, they can.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Horses can definitely get sunburned, especially those with light colored
coats or pink skin. Sunburn can cause redness, inflammation, even blisters,
and peeling, particularly on the muzzle of the horse, around
the eyes, and on other sensitive areas like their nose
and their lips.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
So there you have it. Put some SBF seventy five
on that horsey. Well, you know, pigs get sunburned all
the time too. Is that why they're pink? I guess maybe,
But they're also deletions, they are I could go for.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Okay, all right, y'all want to hear my email. Yeah,
let's see it, all right, this lady, Actually it's an
audio boat. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Do we want to wait and do this one later?

Speaker 7 (33:04):
An audio yeah? Yeah, yeah, I wrote the definition for it.
But it's the one about high life. Okay, well, just
tell us the definition, all right. This lady wrote in
and said, what the heck is high life? And she's
not talking about the beer. She's talking about a chemical
that her dad used to use to make animals scurry.
Oh so, not that little magazine that had goofus and gallon.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Not that.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Beer.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
High Life, the chemical, not the beer.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
A few drops of it into a coyote den, a
snake den, possum, a rabbit hole, it makes them spring
to life and take off like daffy duck. High Life
is officially a chemical known as carbon tetrachloride. It's a
not so safe chemical that's been used by ranchers and
farmers as a dangerous but very effective animal deterrent. Now,
the vapors from this liquid fumagant are skulling crossbones level

(33:53):
of unsafe. And what this chemical does is evaporate very
rapidly when it hits the open air.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
So when it contacts skin. It's painful.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Okay, the evaporation process happened so quickly it causes great pain.
So once the animals experience that and learn the scentiment,
hopefully just the smell is enough to make him leave.
It's not the most courteous way to remove unwanted critters
from your property, but it is a more humane choice
than say, shooting bbs or live rounds out him. Do
not get it on your skin, and speaking of horses,

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for Christ's sake, don't get it on your horse.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Yet banned it because it is poisonous.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, I just stay away from it all together. Here's
an email from Jonathan in speed Racer, who is speed
Racers modeled after I guess he's talking about the car.
The car speed Racer was modeled after Elvis's car in
Viva Las Vegas, and that's whose speed Racer himself was

(34:54):
born as. Yeah, the car was did after James Bond's
Austin Martin in the movie Goldfing.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Wh Yeah, so I could see like the character speed
Racer himself. I could see the Elvis similarities yea, even
to like the little bandana around his neck that was
from Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I love to drive fast Baby, all right? Another installment
of did you Know? Next on the Ball and Them
show Clone Star ninety two five. That song has special
meaning for me because my first sixty nine was in
nineteen sixty I'm just telling him. Is that why you know?
All the lyrics it is? Well, that's Brian Adams one

(35:35):
of the tickets you can pick from, cause we're gonna
play pick your tickets as we do, choose your news.
But now it's time for another installment of the educational
part of the show. It's time for did you Know?
Here's one for you. Did you know penguin turds? Emit

(35:56):
laughing gas? No way, nitrous oxide like this the dentist
gives you when you're freaked out about having your teeth drilled,
and that comes from penguin poop. Yeah, well, I don't
know if that's where they get it. Wow, we got
to go up to Alaska. We need some more penguin turns.
That penguin movie was called a Happy Feet I guess so,

(36:16):
I guess so? Did you know? You produce enough saliva
every day to fill a wine bottle WOA, and enough
over the course of your lifetime to fill up fifty
three bathtubs of I want to take a bath in slobbery?
I doubt it. Did you know in Japan only one

(36:38):
hundred percent fruit juice can display a realistic cut fruit
on the label. Ninety nine percent fruit juice may display
a hole, but unsliced fruits, and for anything less than
five percent real is forbidden to display a realistic flute
fruit on the label.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Well, that's kind of cool that way, you don't have
to read the ingredients, you know, if it's a sliced fruit.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, that bs approach. Did you know Shredder, the main
bad guy in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Yeah, was originally
going to be called the Greater or great Man. That's
because the weapons attached to his arms were designed to
look like giant cheese graters. I'll like the name Greater

(37:26):
Bringham all. Did you know Britney Spears and former President
Gerald Ford, who passed away in two thousand and six,
are actually cousins. They're nineteenth cousins, but they are cousins
kissing cousins. But wait, there's more. Former President Barack Obama
and actor Brad Pitt are ninth cousins sharing a common

(37:46):
ancestor from the eighteenth cent because they look just like
each other. Oh they do, don't they spitting image? Oh man,
the resemblance is unkenny. Did you know roughly four and
a half trill cigarette butts are littered every year, making
them the most littered item on planet Earth. They are

(38:07):
so disgusting, they are, and they they contained these filters
that are made of non biodegradable plastic, and you know
you can't get rid of platown. Did you know? Hall
and Oates met when they were both at a concert
in Philadelphia and a gang fight broke out. They hope
the same elevator to get away from gunshots work, so

(38:30):
they got in it found out they both went to
Temple University. They became friends, and halland Oates was born.
Oh man, they.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Probably should get in an elevator again, because they're not
friends anymore.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I know Daryl Hall. I just saw him recently at Windstar. Yeah,
you did great show. Great show. And we actually had
John Oates on the phone one time and he was
a jerk off. So who he just said? I forget
it he had they're not speaking anymore, that's right. Did
you know mosquitoes have killed more people than all of

(39:01):
the wars in history combined by infecting tens billions of
people with diseases.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Did you know Chris Farley was originally supposed to star
as the Amish bowler in the movie Kingpin, but he
couldn't do it because he was contractually obligated to do
that movie Black Sheep, which sucked, So the role wound
up going to Randy Quay. And I really can't see
anyone else playing that.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
Yes, I know, he was really Hey, everybody, there's a
poop clown coming.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
He was awesome in that movie. Did you know? King Olof,
the fifth of Norway competed in the Olympics, but not
just because he could, because he was actually really good
at sailing. In fact, he won a gold medal at
the nineteen twenty eight Olympics in amsterday Oloff. Did you
know the exclamation point didn't become a standard key on

(39:54):
the keyboard until nineteen seventy. Before that, you had the
type of period and then use the backspace to go
back and stick an apostrophe above it. What a pain
of the apt. I know y'all didn't think about that
until nineteen seventy. And did you know Congress passed the
law in eighteen sixty six that no living person could

(40:15):
appear on currency after an official US Treasury snuck himself
onto a five cent bill. So only dead Benjamin. Only
dead Benjamin are the ones that are allowed. My friend
Dallas Horse Classic cron lone Star ninety two to five.
When Christine mcveee died, Yeah, Stevie Nicks was just absolutely

(40:39):
devastated because they were like sisters. She does a great
tribute during her shows to Christine McVie too. By the way,
aren't you working with a Fleetwood Mac tribute band? Lady?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Yes? So Dallas Arboretam every year has this cool Thursday
night concert series, and Tomorrow night they're gonna have Fleetwood
Mac a tribute band playing, and I'm gonna be uh
m seeing that.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Tomorrow night. You gonna yell play over my head, dammit? Yes?
Or the chain or the chin. I'm sure they'll play
that one. Okay, Right now, we're gonna give you a
chance to pick your ticket. You can choose between three
day wrist bands for Austin City limits or pair of
tickets to the American Airline Center to see Pat Benattar

(41:20):
opening for Brian Adams. That's gonna be a great show,
and all you have to do to pick your ticket
is shoes your news. Alright, let me run it down again.
I wake. I have four headlines. Three of them are
actual headlines from past issues of the Weekly World News.
One I just made up. Find the fake headline, and

(41:44):
you will get to pick your ticket. You ready, yes, sir,
So the fake headline is it's headline number one. Kaboom
Man's stomach explodes after eating eighty pound piglet to win
a five dollars bet with his buddy, Damn big Mouth Bluff, Argentina.
Man who weighs five hundred and ten pounds oh visited

(42:04):
a local fair and set his sights on a delicious
looking piglet rooting around in a pin. He stole one
and took it down to his favorite restaurant, had them
cook it for him because I bet he couldn't eat
one hole, says his friend who watched him explode. It
was horrible, I'll tell you or you headline number two.

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Man botches his own suicide twenty eight times before he
gives up and is killed by a train on his
way home. After his last attempt, Bungling lover boy tries
to end it all after being dumped by his bride
to be the day before the wedding. He tried shooting
himself but missed. He jumped off a six story building

(42:47):
but hit a tree on his way down, which broke
his fall, says a friend. After twenty eight attempts, he
gave up, but he was accidentally tripped and fell on
the train track with a train coming by how man?
Or is it headline number three? Police sniff for clues
and rash of diaper thefts? Only soiled dirty diapers are

(43:09):
stolen from parents' homes. Confused cops are trying to figure
out who has burglarized at least fifteen homes of new
moms and dads around New Zealand and stole nothing but
one thousand, six hundred dirty duchye diapers and nothing else.
Why would you even report that the victims are all

(43:29):
customers of the same service that delivers to thousands of
homes every week. This has to be some kind of sick,
twisted bastard set Yeah, do you think he has a
fetish for Oh God? Or is it headline number four?
Real Space Aliens to star in new sci fi movie

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it'll be the biggest blockbuster hit of all time, says
Hollywood Insider. In an announcement that has shaken the entire
entertainment industry, the film director claims he's now shooting a
motion picture that casts real extraterrestrials in the leading roles.
It'll be called The New Immigrants, and all the stars
will be real, live space aliens from other galaxies across

(44:14):
the universe. It'll break every box office record, says Insider.
I'd watch it. I would too, damn right, So, which
one is the fake headline? The headline? Number one kaboom
Man's stomach explodes after eating eighty pound piglet to win
a five dollar bet from his buddy. Number two man

(44:35):
botches his own suicide twenty eight times before he gives
up and is killed by a train on his way
home after his last attempt. Number three police sniff for
cloes in a rash of diaper thefts, only soiled dirty
diapers are stolen from parents homes. Or Number four real
space aliens to star in new sci fi movie. It'll
be the biggest blockbuster hit of all time, says Hollywood Insider.

(44:59):
Wo all right, which one do you think it is
study long, study wrong. I want to say this one.
You won't say that one, yes, sir, Oh that'd be wrong.
Uh no, that would be another run rand slam already. Okay,
let me reveal the fake headline. Who it is? This one?

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Right?

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Way? Two? One four or eight one seven seven eight
seven one nine five? Let's see if anybody knows. Come on,
keep me a grand slam man bo of them? Show?
Which one do you think is the fake headline?

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I think it's number one? Number one? Kaboom Man's stomach
explodes after eating eighty pound piglet to win a five
dollars bet from his buddy. No, that is a real headline,
which means it actually that's right because the Weekly World
News would never lie. They would lie, and they wouldn't
print it if it weren't true. I guess that one,
so it's not number one of them? Show which one

(45:57):
do you think is the fake headline?

Speaker 8 (46:00):
I'll say it's number two.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Number two. Man botches his own suicide twenty eight times
before he gives up and is killed by a train
on his way home after last attempt. You sucked, you sucked,
you blew it for me? I had a chance at
a Grand slam. A you you done root it? That's okay,
that's what you're supposed to do, all right. First of all,

(46:22):
who is this?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
This?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Brian Mason? Okay, Ryan, which tickets do you want? Do
you want the three day wristbands for Austin City Limits
or tickets to see Brian Adams and Pat Benattar Brian
Adams and Pat all right, that means we'll have those
risk bands for Austin City Limits in the eight forty
ticket window. Hold on, man, we got to get some
information from you. Will hook he up? Okay, thank you

(46:46):
very much. You got it ruined it. I'm sorry, Ryan
the ruinerer. Yeah, that's what you said last week. This week, Yeah,
well it's not gonna work. All right.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Mother's Days this Sunday, and if your mom wants cash
this year, then you need to keep listening for Rock
the Bank.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
It's your chance to win one thousand.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
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Speaker 2 (47:21):
Dallas For's classic Ronk lone Star ninety two to five.
That song brown Sugar was released by The Rolling Stones
on this date in nineteen seventy one. Ooo. Good four
years ago, y'all seemed black only yesterday the first time
I saw the Stones, I think they opened with that song.
Wait a minute, do you smell burning leather like I do?

(47:44):
I do? Oh god, wait a minute, yeah, smell some
cheap perfume to go along with it. There it is.
It could mean only one thing. Because traffic is tied
up right now. That means it's time for the Mistress
of the Highways. The byeways go on and only Linda.
Good morning, my little submissis how are we doing today?

(48:10):
We're good? Well, let me change that right now.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Oh yes, aren't you a little freak bo Robert like
it when I whip you?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Don't you take that? Don't give? Of course?

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Just for you a All right, we're coming up on Sunday.
It's a mother's day. I hope you remember to take
good care of Deborah this Sunday.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Oh yeah, well, the kids will do most of that.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
So you think you're off the hook, do you? You
aren't you know, I'm a domb mom, a dombo with
my whips and chains until they shout out, mommy, mommy,
stop for me to take the chain out for you.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Owl.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
You had to put the whip in there, of course
I did. I have two arms after all. All right,
let's look at that drive in downtown Dallas. Traffic is
all tied up in the mixed master due to a
fender bender.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
You want me to bend your fender? Not really? How
about the shock collar to get you straightened down.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
I smell that smoke in North Dallas as you head
north on the tollway near have Wood.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
God, it's it's not Havewood, it's Haverwood. Mystery, your crotch
says otherwise.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
In the mid Cities on one twenty one, looks like
a car was rear ended near Brown Trail and no wood.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
No wood, that's Norwood.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
But never not after I'm done with okay. In Fort Worth,
looks like a truck lost its loans. You're gonna have
to whip around that mess the whip again.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yes, I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Whip around the studio and take care of you too.
Are you going to behave again?

Speaker 5 (50:29):
I love punishing you bad boys. I hope you're driving
to work is oh so painful. I'm Linda lash with
your traffic and bondage.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I got scars now, thanks a lot. The Errolsmith wouldn't
let me do that on the song, so I just
do it when. Yeah, that's how I wrote. Okay, coming up,
we have two three day wristband passes for Austin City
limits in October. That's coming up in the ticket window.
But now we're from one of our many fine sponsors.

Speaker 9 (51:02):
If your kids consume too much sugary sodapop and not
enough healthy vegetables, try serving them new Veggie Fizz Soda Pop,
the carbonated soft rings made from partially if you're ate vegetables,
there's a flavor for every taste. If your kids like
Pepsi cola, they'll love Parsley cola. If they like Sprite,
they'll love Brussels Sprice. And if they like A and

(51:25):
w Root beer, they'll love an w Rootabaga beer.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
And they're not just for kids. There's nothing I love
more than.

Speaker 9 (51:32):
A tall, cool glass of Parti Choca.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Cola Crime soda Pop. It's god awfully good, fine, Please
put my stomach ho o. Well, some folks like it
and some folks don't. I guess. Well, severe storms blew

(51:54):
through here yesterday. Some areas saw some flooding and some
of you damaged your house. People's roofs were blown off. Yeah.
Students and staff at Irving High School had to be
moved because heavy rain caused a leak at the school.
Irving ISD confirmed the leak was caused by the copious
amount of rain. Why didn't they just say a whole

(52:16):
bunch of rain because they wanted to sound smart? How many, honest,
how many times in your life have you ever used
the word copious in a sentence?

Speaker 4 (52:24):
One?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yep, yeah, yes. Just west of downtown fo Or, people
preparing for Mayfest had to pause all the setup because
of high water at the vendor entrance. Mayfest is set
to kick off tomorrow and runs through Sunday. So it's
a good thing we got that nasty ass weather out
of the way, because it looks like mother Nature has
calmed down for the rest of the weekend. Well, we

(52:47):
certainly hope so.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Jimmy Wayne Carwhile, which sounds like a guy you knew
in high school that picked us boogers in classes. Yeah, well,
Jimmy Wayne was arrested after allegedly driving through the gates
of Jennifer Aniston's home in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Guy. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
This led to police opening up an investigation into a
possible stocking case. Authorities are reviewing social media activity linked
to Carwhile, including a Facebook post where he referred to
Jennifer Aniston as his bride.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
He was booked on suspicion of felony vandalism and is
being held without bail in Los Angeles County.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Jailed.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Jennifer Andison was home during the incident, but was unharmed
and did not encounter Jimmy Wayne Carwill, who.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Would have cracked his bands if she looked directly at him.
Don't you know yet? I don't know a why these
people think that they can just be boyfriend of a celebrity. Well,
and you just never know whether it's going to be
innocent or if it's going to be dangerous if he's
a cycle Yeah yeah, very reclusional at the very least.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
So on Saturday, resting up for NASCAR Day, I rented
the film Rust with Alec Boa.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Oh how was it? I really really enjoyed it, really good.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
But as the critics also said, I noticed it's a
tough watch because of the tragedy that hangs.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Over that movie right now knowing what happened, yes exactly.

Speaker 7 (54:09):
Russ has been released four years after the tragic Onset
shooting accident that took the life of cinematographer Helena Hutchins.
This occurred when Baldwin discharged a prop gun mistakenly loaded
with a live round.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Well, who did that a live round?

Speaker 3 (54:24):
In? Right now?

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Armorer? It was her responsibility.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
She wasn't even supposed to have live rounds on the
set period, and it fell back on her. Baldwin's charges
were dismissed. Armor Hannah Gooderez Reid convicted of involunteering manslaughter.
She's spending eighteen months in prison for it. As critics note,
the film is overshadowed by the real life tragedy, and

(54:48):
at the beginning of the credits, they give Helena a
nice tribute. They dedicated the movie to her, and they
put a quote up from Helena that she set on
set a lot, which was, how can we make this
even better?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah, it's a terrible way. He's getting a huge chunk
of the movie money. I hope she gets all of
the profits she should see. Definitely, it's a nice piece
of work and it's worth the rent. That said, well,
if you're driving along a stretch of highway between here
in Houston, should get ready for something new. A guy

(55:21):
just called about this semi trucks without anyone in the
driver's seat. It's so scared. What could possibly go wrong?

Speaker 6 (55:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (55:29):
My?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Trucking companies have been testing their driverless fleets on Texas
highways for several years, but they've always had a backup
driver in the cab just in case. Well that's about
to change, as most of these companies plan to pull
the driver on public roads later this year or in
twenty twenty six. We'll see if the change affects the

(55:51):
prices of goods, as without driver's salaries, the cost of
shipping could be reduced by as much as forty two
percent per mile. But still, you don't think it's a
good idea to have someone there just in case? Thank you, jee,
and don't do it. You know you know what a
big Motown fan I am?

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah, Well, four former housekeepers of Smoky Robinson this story
legend in a lawsuit that the Motown music legend repeatedly
sexually assaulted and raped them while they were working. Breaks
my heart. I can't see Smoky doing something like that,
I know, but you never know what goes on behind
closed doors. Bo Robert, I know. The suit, filed in

(56:34):
Los Angeles Superior Court, seeks at least fifty million dollars
in damages over the alleged assaults, which the women say
took place between two thousand and seven and twenty twenty four,
and labor violations including a hostile work environment, illegally long hours,
and a lack of pay. The four women each say

(56:54):
that Robinson would wait until he was alone with them
in Los Angeles, then sexually, a salted, and raped them
over their objections while they were in his house. Disgusting.
I just can't see smoking doing that.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
One of the best shows I ever went to Smokey
Robinson at the Majestic in San Antonio, and hearing this just, oh,
it gives me the evgenis.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
They all said they feared coming forward over fears of retaliation,
public shame, and possible effects on their immigration status because
some of them may not exactly be legally here.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
So.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
A lawsuit also claimed that Smokey's wife, Francis Robinson, as
a defendant a legend that she enabled his behavior despite
knowing about past sexual misconduct. Wow her too. It also
blames her for the hostile work environment, saying she berated
them with language that included ethnic racial slurs. How can

(57:50):
you work with somebody and have somebody work for you
and you're gonna degrade them like that? His reputation is tarnished? Yeah, now, man.
In case you didn't know, Smokey Robinson, a member of
both the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the
Songwriters Hall of Fame, was among the biggest hit makers
of the nineteen sixtiest songs. I mean, who didn't know
Tears of a Cloud right, Oh, Miracles, Smokey stop it,

(58:14):
sun stop It. Well, guess what. There's a musical coming
to San Francisco, singing the highs and lows of an
imagined prison life scenario of accused killer Luigi Mangione music.
It's called Luigi the Musical. It will premiere Friday the
thirteenth in San Francisco for in June. According to the

(58:36):
musical's creators, five schedule shows at the Taylor Street Theater
are already sold out. The stories about Luigi Maanngoni, Sam
bankman Fried and Sean Diddy coombe sharing a prison cell
and they all talk about what they see. Oh man. However,
the new play is not without controversy. Luigi the Musical

(58:59):
released the statement saying the story is not to glorify
any sort of violence or the past judgment on the
legal case, nor does it condone sexual assault or pedophilia. Well,
of course it Jackson Dallas Waorus Classic Rock Alone Star
ninety two five. Well, the week is winding down. But
the story we just did about the driverless trucks, Yeah,

(59:21):
I got this call.

Speaker 8 (59:23):
I got a question for you, man, all right, what
was that? What company is having those driverless drugs in
between Houston and Dallas?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
I don't know. It didn't say. I don't think they
wanted to say, right because people might say, well, why
are you using anything from nimbo? See, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (59:42):
I've been driving truck for forty five years. I'm up
here in northwest of Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
I lift y'all every morning, Well thank you, And.

Speaker 8 (59:48):
And a buddy behind me. I told him they need
to know shit.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Yeah, yeah, So here's the scoop. It's an autonomous trucking firm.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
Called Aurora Aurora.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Yes, yes, huh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
They're doing regular long haul routes between Dallas and Houston.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
So if you're a truck driver, don't apply at that company.

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
Uh no, I got it by two more years. I
will set over the rock boards drank Whiskins spoke.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
But that's like a long plan of rich love it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
I've been thinking about this a long time. But yeah,
say the hell off of forty five. You got to
go to Houston, Go away, go and get on six.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
See he knows all the roots. He can tell him
without even looking.

Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Well, yeah, been up and down that road of time
or two.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I bet you have. Well, thanks for calling man, Have
a good weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
All right, y'all do the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Thanks. I wonder how many other truck drivers are going,
Are you serious? Yeah, we've had quite a few calls drivers.
Looks how many people will be put out of work?
I know plus have somebody in there. Just know it's dangerous.
It's a little early to be trusting that technology.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
This month, all the Chinese and the Russians have do
is jam the signal and at us standstill?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
God, can you imagine? Don't say that too loud. I doubt.
We're being picked up in Moscow right now. Oh, Vladimir morning.
By the way, who on our passage to Austin City limit,
Mark Astes, Irving, Texas. It kind of has a rhythm
to it. Yeah, it does.

Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
Might have to put that into country song, Mark Lauren
calling you for licensing. Yep, okay, you know that it
is Teacher Appreciation Week. That's right, that's right, because I
Teacher Appreciation Day was Monday. Well, it's a whole week celebration.
And here's some freebies. If you're a teacher that you
can get McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
If you're a teacher, present your ID, you can get
a free coffee or a breakfast product. Eh Burger King,
you can get free French fries with any person. I'll
take that. If it's free, it's for me. Water Burger.
During National Teacher Appreciation Week, teachers who show their school
ID from five am to nine am can get a
free to getto breakfast on a bund or a honey

(01:02:05):
butter chicken biscuit. Yeah we're talking. Wait, there's more. Shipleyse Donuts.
Teachers can receive a free half dozen donuts. When visiting.
You don't have to make a purchase at all really
Holy Shipley Smoothie King. Starting today, teachers can enjoy twenty
percent off their in store orders by showing a valid

(01:02:26):
work ID. I believe it's today. Is today? Yeah, Today's
seventh so it's been going on now now. Shake Shack
is offering teachers a free milkshake with an in store purchase. Applebee.
Show your teacher ID during Teacher Appreciation Week to unlock
free appetizer with any purchase. Choose any app up to

(01:02:46):
twelve dollars value. Yeah. Buffalo Wild Wings offers teachers and
school staff a twenty percent discount on the entire order.
With a valid ID and raising Canes. Now until Friday,
educators can enter for a chance to win one of
ten all expenses paid summer vacation package Oh Wow, which

(01:03:08):
include two round trip tickets anywhere in the United States,
a two night hotel stay, and a two hundred dollars
gift card. Ten additional winners will be rewarded with a
thousand dollars classroom makeover, a one thousand dollars gift card
for spending and at Raisin Canes, and you can enter
to win at raisincanestasweepsteaks dot com. I don't want the

(01:03:31):
classroom makeover. I want my homemadover. Damn right. Well, when
it's homeowners Appreciation Week, maybe you'll get close. Yeah, you
never know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Hey, if there's one thing we rely on for our job,
it's having a good Internet connection here at work and
also at home and at my house. I have Spectrum Internet.
Spectrum is a longtime supporter of us here at lone
Star ninety two five. They know that we can help
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do is give us a call, or you can email
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Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Dallasors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Tomorrow is
Fun with Music Day, and I gotta tell you Mother's
Day approaching. We're gonna have to start the show with
a sing along. Oh no, what song? You just have
to wait and find out. Oh great, Now I'm not
gonna be able to sleep tonight. Bo Oh, it's not

(01:04:35):
gonna be that bad. It'll be fun, that's what you say.
But it'll be easy. In fact, I'll write out the
lyrics for you. Okay, all you gotta do. By the way,
we're talking about those driverless trucks. Yeah, it's a company
called Aurora, and that's the trucking firm that has the

(01:04:55):
driverless trucks. And I get a call from this guy.
He says that company is down I forty five between
Hutchins and Palmer. I've driven by there a million times
that I've never noticed. I wonder if they're going to
have people protesting them or people applying for a job
to get paid for doing nothing. I'll sit and just

(01:05:17):
take a ride. I'll watch them. I'll watch them, make
sure they don't run off the road. Okay, well, I
hope you guys know what the heir you're doing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
All right, let's talk time wasters right now on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
This is what we have for when you get to work.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Queen is going to be releasing their self titled debut album,
nineteen seventy three's Queen as a limited edition Dolby Atmost
Audiophile blu Ray June thirteenth, and guitarist Brian May says
he is particularly excited about this version of what is
now being retitled Queen One. He says there's a couple
of Easter eggs for fans, and he says nobody has

(01:05:56):
ever heard their first album.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Quite like this. I used to have their first album
and I was like, damn, yeah, this was good.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
And do you know that Queen has this YouTube documentary
series called The Greatest No, if you haven't seen it,
you need to check it out. We do have episode
one up on our page takes a deep dive into
the deluxe reissue of their first album. During episode one,
Roger Taylor talks about how poor they all were when

(01:06:25):
they first started out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
We were very poor. We had no I mean, it
was just hand to mouth. It really was hand to mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
They call a musician without a girlfriend homeless.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
And the mouth just like radio disc job.

Speaker 7 (01:06:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
The deluxe reissue of Queen's self titled first album at
Once Again going to be out June thirteenth. Geezer Butler
says that the upcoming Black Sabbath Reunion gig on July
fifth in their hometown of Birmingham, England, is causing him
to lose sleep. He told The Guardian he's having palpitations.
In fact, he had a nightmare this week. He said

(01:07:02):
he dreamed everything went wrong on stage and we all
turned to dust. So we have that story up on
our page. In addition to Ozzy and Sabbath, the bill
includes Metallica, Guns n' Roses, Pantera.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
And many many more.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Brian Adams has released a new song, never Ever Let
You Go, the third single off his new album Roll
with the Punches.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
It's up on our page if you want to check
it out.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
The video features model and actress Elizabeth Hurley, Billy Ray,
Cyrus's new girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
The new album from Brian Adams will be out August
twenty ninth, and of course he is coming to the
American Airline Center November thirteenth and all this week we
have your tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
How did he get Elizabeth Hurley, Billy Ray, Sealssly Siphiless.
Maybe that's how hey.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Speaking of new music, Bo Roberts, Joe Satriani and Steve
Vai have released the debut single from their project, The
Satchvy Band, and considering their status among rock's greatest guitarist.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
It's fitting.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
The new song is called I Want to Play My
guitar and former Deep Purple frontman Glenn Hughes, who we
saw at the Granada Theater. Yes, he is providing vocals
on that track. You want to hear it, We've got
that up. Finally, it's graduation season. BOW, TCU, U, n
T and UTA all have graduation ceremonies this weekend. You
need to check out this kid's rocking national anthem. It

(01:08:24):
was featured on Barstool Sports and we have the video
up on the Bow and M show page at lone
star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Hit it, Boaz, take me to the spotline. Come on, now,
that's enough aist myth. But one day here, yeah, ask
us stuff day. We learned so much today, Yes we did,
and not just with the.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Questions that people called in or emailed, but in did
you know finding out that pengwood poop has lapping gas?

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Yes it does. So just think you could go to
Antarctica and sniff everything his butt and probably get a buzz.
Next time I go to the Dennis Wait, I eat penguin,
especially if the penguin had just dropped the deuce somewhere.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
I guess this explains why in the Penguin documentary you
hear him making that sound. Well, it gets a little
hard for them to pinch one like we do, and
then they get Okay, tomorrow is fun with music day,

(01:09:29):
and I got a kind of mothers mash up that
you're probably gonna hate me for, but I'm gonna do
it anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Okay, all right, all right. Then I got some other
Mother's Day things play for you. I mean, because we
got Mother's Day coming up on Sunday. So many beautiful
songs from Mother's Day. Oh, yes, but we won't play
a single one. We'll play the goofy ass song. That's
what you're known for. That's right. I mean I could

(01:09:56):
play one of those sweet little mother songs, but why
bother up against the wall? Oh I will go. I
definitely will play. We can play it tomorrow or we
can save it till run. I'll play it tomorrow. Yes,
move it over right now. Oh and uh I told
you about to sing along tomorrow morning. Yes, it's gonna

(01:10:16):
be to Merle has it get down? Mama tried. Okay,
so we're gonna sing that once again. I'll carry the
heavy load. Y'all just join me in on the court.
After hearing me sing, mama cried, Mama will cry. Okay,
after show decompression session is next. What we're gonna talk about? Hell,

(01:10:41):
I don't know. We're just see what's up. We can
talk about the stars tonight. You know, did you hear
about Pete toboor? Oh? That's quite an accomplishment, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
We've had a tough time against the Winnipeg Jet.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Fingers crossed prayers to Saint Sebastian, that's the patron saint
of Sports up Fair. That's as right.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
And Jeff k broadcasting from p NC Plaza. He's going
to be hosting the party on the Plaza tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
That all right. We'll see you on the after show
and on the show notough Show tomorrow. Keep between the ditches.