Full Show Replay- Fox 4's Mike Doocy Serenades Cher on her Birthday...and more from the Toybox. (Ep 1374)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah, this morning just wasn't complete until your first cup
of cock.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right. Yeah, there's nothing quite.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Like a steaming cupful of an addictive drug in the morning.
I'm Roger, and I'd love to tell you about Horton
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
By mixing heated water with the roasted, smashed up seeds
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Tropical Asia.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
You desperately need your fix.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
You see, these small brown seeds are a naturally occurring
source of the world's most widely consumed central nervous system stimulant, caffeine.
While most brain altering substances are outlawed or at least
tightly controlled by the government, this entirely legal, psychoactive drug
is enjoyed by basically every person you know on a

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daily basis, completely unrestricted and with zero cultural stigma. Smells
so good, I can't wait to add flavors and sweetener
to distract from the natural flavor of this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I claim the love and not be addicted to. It.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Also comes in pumpkin flavored, if you'd prefer that to
the wet cigar boiled ass flavor that occurs naturally.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I do great. That'll be eleven dollars. And here's a
cup with your.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Name just butchered on it to prove that you will
let literally anyone treat you literally however they want, as
long as they're handing you a cup of the chemical
reward of an unregulated psychoactive drug.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Have a bowl of Coffeos.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
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Coffeos there caffeine coated nuggets if pure caffeine sprinkled with
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Speaker 5 (01:52):
Try it with half and half.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
That's how grownups take in.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
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five percent of their maximum heart rate before they ever
leave the house. Plus, each box comes with a free
mouthguard to keep your kid from grinding their teeth when
they get those caffeine shakes.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
One another bull.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
New sugar coated caffeine coated coffee used now caffeine enriched
with extra caffeine.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, I don't know that sounds like something that we
all could use.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh yeah, I got my coffee right here.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I didn't have two cups already.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Have you already?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
You know how you see junk get the itch, ye, dude,
that's what I was doing.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Caffeine into baby.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Hey, good border over Bobby. Oh, what's kicking today?

Speaker 5 (02:49):
It's Toy Box Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes it is, and it shares birth. Yeah, and I
promised I would play Mike Doosey sings chaer here love God.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
We'll have to post it on social media.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I've got some other request that we'll get to as
we celebrate today.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Eliza do Little Dad?

Speaker 7 (03:08):
Oh Yes.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Elizah Doolittle is the celebrated by fans character of the
musical My Fair Lady, a musical based off George Bernard
Shaw's nineteen twelve play Pig Melian. In the musical, Eliza
Dudlittle is a Coltney flower girl in wantster Land to spake, probably,
but she sucks edit until she loves to say. The
rain in Spain falls mainly on the planet, in the flat,

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in the plane, in the plan, well, it's pretty much
the same thing.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
I think she's got it.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I think she's got It's the dude that was in
that Rex Harrison Harris, don't committ. He had to hit
me with your Rex Harrison hats. And that was Audrey
Hepburn who played that.

Speaker 8 (03:52):
Yeah, on the Broadway stage. It was Julie Andrews, but
they didn't think she was pretty enough to be in
the movie, so they picked aud Hepburn.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Julie Andrew's not pretty enough. I know, brother, what jeez?
It's International Red Sneakers Day.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't have a pair of red sneakers. But you
know who has a killer pair of Red sneakers? Jimmy?
Oh he does. Who will be here on Friday to
celebrate his birth.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
Yeah, birthday Saturday May, but we're celebrating on the twenty third.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Huh. I love you, James. I can't wait to see you.
Try to get Randy in on the action too. Oh.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Yes, you'll have to call in and wish him a
happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
It is World flower Day, the kind you bake with
and not the kind you sniff. Okay, all right, got it?
It is dinosaur Day. Why well, they ain't been around
for about sixty six million years. But believe it or not,
birds are actually considered dinosaurs, so they're not fully extinct.
I learned that in school, which gave me the idea

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of doing a movie trailer of a monster movie.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Oh, and I know how much you love those.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yes, but I'm not gonna do Godzilla. No, that's too easy,
too easy.

Speaker 9 (05:06):
Okay, So it's called it's fraction Flickers, right, Yes, and
the prizes are double.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yes. We all got a pair of tickets to BFD
with Marilyn Manson and tickets to the Texas Monthly Talko.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Festive backstage food truck.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Passes for god It's be a millionaire day. Oh I wish?
Oh just like that. Yeah, more money, more problem. I'll
tell you what. Somebody give us a million dollars and
we'll split it three ways.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
And then we'll celebrate today.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's right, International Clinical Trials Day, because you got to
get it right before you sell it to anybody, whatever
it is. I you don't, you could get sued and
they'll take that million dollars away.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
There.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
I knew people in college that used to do all
these clinical trials so that they could get paid.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, do you let us tak a
hot poker up? Yes, one hundred dollars, let's do it.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
You're okay.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
The morning it is national streaming day. Oh yeah, there's
a million things you can stream at anytime nowadays. Anybody
here when we all we had was channels four or five,
eight and eleven. Yes, that's before Channel thirteen was around
before PBS. Yes, And of course I was the channel changer,

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just like Jimmy was. Click change, get the fire.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
I had to walk all the way to the TV
to change the channel.

Speaker 9 (06:33):
Let's all wave at our streamers right now who are watching,
since it's streaming on God bless you all for being
here at this ridiculous hour and caring about what.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
We do at this hour. And it's National Keish Lorraine Day.
Love them. I don't know if the first keish was
made by a woman named Lorraine, but if you're a
real man, you ain't spoth to ate it. At least
that's what those bumper stickers used to.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
You know.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
The B fifty two has had that song, Keith's Lorraine.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Favorite Mercy. It just seemed black. All the planets are
lining up for the show today to come quickly crashing
down on the top of it, all right, that we
get running for sports of all sort, Yeah, and then
you get ready for showtime.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Too bad.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
You can't write a sign in Elmer Fudd, but we
could put one on the outside of the door of
the controller that says be vera we quiet, Hey, it's sick.
Thirty sports timers Marks.

Speaker 8 (07:32):
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to Willhightwinds dot com.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, we are on the home stretch of the NHL
playoffs right now, and let's hope the Dallas Stars can
ride it all the way to the end. Please and
grab Lord Stanley's Cup.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
You know.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Game one of the Western Conference Finals begins tomorrow night
at the American Airline Center against the Edmonton Oilers, who
have been a thorn in our side all year long,
as well as the playoffs last season. More Canadian high player,
you probably remember that it was the Oilers that booted
us out of the Western Conference Finals last season in
six games and set us packing.

Speaker 10 (08:09):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well, let's make sure that doesn't have them again. Okay,
Dallas now gets the team that eliminated them from the
playoffs last season, which should ensure plenty of motivation for
the team and the rest of us who wear that
Victor green. Now, Dallas had a two to one series
lead in the Oilers last year, but then lost games
four through six en route to being eliminated. The Oilers

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then went on to lose in the Stanley Cup finally
seven games to Florida. All of that said, coach Pete
de Bora believes this is a new year and these
two teams are very different, but both have their eyes
on the very same prize.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Come on, Pete de boor let's do it?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Or and oh I'm on the hey.

Speaker 8 (08:49):
Normally I would not mention Katie Perry in sports of
all sorts, but Katy Perry's upcoming the Lifetime's Tour concert
in Dallas has been pushed back a night because of
the Dallas Stars playoff game at the American Airline Sat
Tomorrow night. Yeah officials confirmed that the concert, which was
originally scheduled for Tomorrow night, has been moved to Thursday night.

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The original tickets that were brought a bot will be
honored on Thursday. The Dallas Stars will play the Edmonton
Oilers in Game one of the Western Conference Finals tomorrow night,
and that's slightly more important than.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
A Katie Perry concert.

Speaker 8 (09:23):
And I'm sure Katy Perry doesn't mind, because you know,
she's been getting a lot of bad press lately since
she said she was an astronaut after going up in
Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Going up one and getting witless, that's.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Being an astronaut. A sorry, NASA is not looking for you,
Katy Perry.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Somebody giving you a free ride into space for a while,
they're not an astronaut.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
And if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its
ass hopping right though, San Antonio, Texas. Now all of
us here on the bow and them show are big
fans of this town, food and culture, et cetera. I
had to report some downtrodden stuff on San Antonio yesterday,
and that's hard in front of some of like Anadharo.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
What was the downtrodden stuff?

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Well, that's.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
It was on freaking fool five.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Oh oh yeah, we bought her son the ammunition and stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Well, here's some up trend stuff going on in San Antonio,
and I'm pleased to report. The San Antonio City Council
want to honor the Spurs new president of basketball operations
and former head coach, Greg Popovich, and.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
They're going to do it in a big way.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
They've got this event coming up last Wednesday, council member
Mammy Palaiz down There submitted a former request about this
to name San Antonio International Airport in honor.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Of coach Pop. Wow. That's cool, huh.

Speaker 9 (10:38):
In the request, he called Papavich's impact on the city
and across the globe immeasurable. The seventy six year old
miss significant time during the twenty four to twenty five
NBA season to recover after suffering a stroke back in November.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
We all remember that incident.

Speaker 9 (10:53):
Earlier this month, stepped down as head coach took on
the role as the team's president of Basketball. Ops down
the Basketball Hall of Fame coach worked a significant number
of current and future Hall of famers, including Tim Duncan,
Tony Parker, Wee Leonard, Chris Paul, Victor Wemenaya. The list
goes on. Wembin Yama, Wemby. Just think rub your mama, Victor,

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rub your mama.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
He was in Arlington last night.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
JA, yeah nice. He was at the Wings game. Wings game.

Speaker 9 (11:24):
Coach Pops was head coach of the Spurs for twenty
nine seasons ninety six to twenty five. During this time,
he won five NBA championships, the longest tenured active coach
in the NBA as well as all other major sports
leagues in the United States.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's pretty impressive, Pops, And yes, you mentioned that drk
Noovisky and Victor Rubb. Your mama was at the Seattle
Storm Dallas Wayne game. Well. Seattle held off Dallas in
the second half and beat the Wings seventy nine seventy
one last night, despite falling behind by seventeen points in
the first half to hot shooting see and trailing fifty

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six to forty one at the break. Dallas rallied and
drew within sixty four to sixty one with forty seconds
left in the third quarter, but that was as close
as it ever got. The Storm finished nine for eleven
shooting from three point range before halftime, and we're eighteen
for thirty six shooting overall. The Wings will be in
men are sold at tomorrow night to take on the Links.

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I doubt Dirk and Victor w you mama is going
to go. They're more than welcome.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Kind of a bumpy start for the Wings, you'd see.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
The Texas Rangers have officially agreed to terms with international
free agent eighteen year old song John Kim, who is
described as the Korean Otani Kim, a shortstop and right
handed pitcher, is in his final year of high school
in South Korea. He's going to graduate in January of
twenty twenty six as a very rich student because part
of his minor league contract with the Texas Rangers is

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a signing bonus of.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
One point two million nut dollars.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
It is Millionaire Day.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
After all.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
He's going to join the team after his high school
grad situation. The Rangers are expecting big things from the
two way player, who, at six foot two, one hundred
and eighty five pounds, was named the twenty twenty four
Amateur High School Player of the Year as an underclassman
in South Korea.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Now, the Texas Rangers had.

Speaker 8 (13:13):
Last night off, but tonight they are a Yankee Stadium
in the Bronx to face off with the New York
Yankees in the three game series. First game is tonight
at six five and you can watch the game on
the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
No, Asians love baseball, really, they're really good. W Yes,
yes they are.

Speaker 9 (13:31):
Yeah, hell yeah, I'm a fan. Former MAVs owner Mark Cuban, Hey,
he said goodbye to the MAVs. Now He's saying goodbye
to his fourteen year tenure on Shark. Final episode aired
last Friday onto ABC. That was the season sixteen finale
and the last with Cube. He joined the show as
a guest in season two, full time Shark by season three.

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He announced his departure in November of twenty twenty three,
specifying he would.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Be leaving at the end of season sixteen and has
done so.

Speaker 9 (14:00):
Episode featured emotional goodbyes from his fellow Sharks who they
all bicker back and forth.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Now all of a sudden, they're hugging each other. Yeah, yeah,
I guess so.

Speaker 9 (14:10):
He cited a desire to spend more time with his
kids as a reason for his departure. He also expressed
that he would miss the people he worked with, including
the crew and the producers.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
All yeah, just think about it. Cuban really doesn't have
to do anything, and they.

Speaker 8 (14:26):
Filmed Shark Tank in the summer, so he was missing
all these summer vacations with his kids.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I wonder if he'd like to be the new GM
of the Dallas Mavericks. Hm, my dreaming.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
I think he washed the hands of the organization.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I think he's MAVs done. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Longtime pro
wrestling commentator Jim Ross has revealed he has colon kids.
No no. The seventy three year old Ross said in
a social media post that he was diagnosed last week
and is scheduled to have surgery in the next two weeks.
Ross is best known for his time with World Wrestling

(14:59):
Entertainment from nineteen ninety three to twenty thirteen. His cat
phrases catchphrases have seeped into popular culture. He said, oh
my god, my ball when something was happening, and he
say he's broken in half. One time I heard him say,
oh my god, that man has a family.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Maybe you could take his place while he's in recovery.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Bau No, I don't think so. He's an avid Oklahoma
Sooners football fan who often walked to the ring with
the school's fight song, Boomer Sooners Play. You Know. Ross,
who was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in
two thousand and seven, has been with All Elite Wrestling
since twenty nineteen. They come on on Wednesday night and

(15:39):
I at least watch some of it before I go
to bed. That man, how's a family? All right? The
freaking full file next took the bow of them. Joe
feel like he's saying in the dock where he keeps
his boward or something that's Billy Squire. I introduced Billy
Squire at a place called First Avenue in Minneapolis. That's

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the club that Prints owned.

Speaker 11 (16:05):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
I brought him on stage and he opened with that song.
As I was walking by him saying, I was hoping
you play that one, so be that as it may.
I got a little interview. We're going to play for
you because it's a movie stars birthday. Okay, but I
think I've played it for you last year. But he
has a birthday.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Today, birthday every year?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, does he? If he's lucky? Yes, me up for that.
Now it's time for the freaking fool File. Okay. Remember
the story we did about the guy whose neck couldn't
support his head because of drug because of drug abuse,
so it laid sideways on his shoulder. Well, a twenty
five year old Japanese man who spent most of his

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time awake looking down at his phone eventually became unable
to raise his own head and was diagnosed with dropping
head syndrome, the same thing that last.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Guy that'd be a lesson to all of us.

Speaker 9 (17:01):
Chiropractor calls that text neck syndrome. That's another name for it.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
The rare case, first published a couple of years ago
in the medical journal JOS. Case reports detail the disturbing
consequences of holding your head bent down for hours on
end over long periods of time. Now, the patient spent
most of his time playing games on his phone, looking
at Instagram videos, and texting his friends that he had

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developed a large bulge in the back of his neck
and could no longer lift his own head using his
neck muscles, which caused him to have trouble swallowing food,
which made him lose so much weight he looked in
Macy and that's scary now. Scans revealed that the vertebrae
of his neck had become distorted and dislocated, and scar

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tissue had formed on his upper spine as a result
of being extremely extended for long periods of time. Over
a series of surgical procedures, they removed a small portion
of that distorted vertebrae and scar tissue before inserting screws
and metal rods into the bones of it neck to
correct his posture. How serious surgery, you, young, nun's your

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damn show phones. I told you you better watch out
for him, because they're out to get you.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
We're gonna have a whole generation of little humpbacks.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Looking down at their shoes exactly.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
Well, but we know that cats have nine lives, but
it appears they may have GPS too. What George, a
determined cat in Lakeland, Florida, escaped from a vet's office
after being neutered. It appears the cat thought, they just
whacked off my nuts. What else are they gonna do
to me?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I'm gonna get out of here.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
He's a dattled well.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
As soon as he awoke from anesthesia, George the Cat
busted out of his cage.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Scaled a fence, and ran off into the wild.

Speaker 8 (18:45):
He was eventually found a week later back at his home,
about three miles away from the vets office, where his
stunned owner found him sitting in his favorite chair. George
the cat had apparently figured out his way home, which
required him to dodge travick frobs multiple roads, all while
still a little groggy from the anesthesia, and loaded up

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with other drugs too. His owner, Bob Bescox, said George
looked like he just returned from a grand adventure and
was a bit thinner, clearly hungry, but otherwise no worse
to wear, except, of course, he was neutered in tutors, so.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
He had no nuts and he meowed a lot higher.

Speaker 9 (19:23):
Probably, So you guys check this out. This isn't the
premise for a dark suspense thriller murder movie.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I don't know what is this? Happened in Haiti, all.

Speaker 9 (19:35):
Right, This Haitian woman, she had lost a lot of
family members to violent criminal gangs, which are a huge
problem in Haiti right now. She took a revenge by
poisoning forty gang members with.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Arsenic hinted empanada. Yes they have another name for it there,
but yeah, I can see how that would work and
ban not as well.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
But there were gang members, so maybe they deserved it.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
You know, they run around killing people all day. They
get an appetite. Yeah, so she said, Aha, I see
my end. She has been at the mercy of violent
street gangs in Haiti for a long time. Families have
suffered tragedies at the hands of what is very ruthless
criminal groups out there. Few ever dared to fight back
out of fear for their family safety.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Makes sense.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
Vigilantes do exist, however, and this woman in port Oprince, Haiti,
their capital city, made international news headlines after carrying out
a massacre towards the gangs. She a respected street vendor
in she does paytaste. They call him and paytastes. Okay,
there you go, Haitian version of empanadas. She offered the

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gang dozens of free samples and said, thank you for
protecting our neighborhood the whole time. You Yeah, here's some
napkins you guys enjoy. She poisoned the gang men with
the empanadas. Minutes after feasting on the streets, the criminals
started experiencing severe stomach aches, vomiting, and yes, all.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Forty of them died.

Speaker 9 (21:10):
A yeah, she sat there and watched them die, knowing
that if she called for medical assistance, they might live.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
And she just stood there with her arms folded and
watched them die.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
I'll teach them.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
She's an unnamed vigilanti.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
And she reportedly turned herself into the cops out there
and confess to everything. There's no infu on whether she
faces any charges or not, but I'm thinking maybe we
let this one slide.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
We looked the other one. I think so too. Yeah, yeah,
you did the world of favors.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Forty bad guys off the streets.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yes, yes, one less thing this one. A Los Angeles
family is suing a funeral home after workers misplaced their
loved one's body and dressed another corpse in his clothing.
Don't to try and fool them. No, you didn't think
these people would RECOGNI their own dead relative. Hello. Amantha

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Hunt arrived at the Harrison Ross mortuary to view her
late uncle's body and was shocked to see somebody else
was wearing his suit. That's not all, she says. It
was a guy laying there in my uncle's suit. But
it wasn't my uncle. I kept looking at him and
I'm like, he couldn't have gotten that dark. That's right.

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The funeral home switched the white dead guy with the
corpse of a dead black guy and didn't think the
family would notice. Well they did. It's well done. Even worse,
she says, a worker dismissed her concerns and that's the
correct body. We don't make that kind of mistake. Well,
they did make the mistake, Hut says. The family waited

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for three hours for the mortuary to fix the mistake
before they could finally bury her uncle and have a funeral.
The family has since filed a lawsuit, and I think
they have a good case. The mortuary's design is denying
Hunt's claims and threatening to file a countersuit. Okay, you
tried to replace a dead white guy with a dead

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black guy and didn't think the family would notice.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Yeah, they're not that dumb.

Speaker 9 (23:10):
No, No, they may be a little, but they ain't that.
It sounds like an episode of Six Feet Under.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah it does. I like that show.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
It's a great show.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
Hey, coming up, we have your shot at a Price
pack complete with a pair of tickets to BFD this
coming Sunday at dos Egkis Pavilion featuring Marilyn Manson.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
The Beautiful Bebo, The Beautiful be Plus.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
You're gonna win a four pack of VIP tickets to
the Texas Monthly Taco Fest in Grand Prairie on Saturday,
May thirty.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
First.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
If you want to win, be listening around seven to
fifty Bo.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
He's gonna play a snippet from a monster movie.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
Yeah, buddy, you identify the movie and you win the
prize pack from Dallas Fort worthst. Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five, Dallas four Worst Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
If there was ever a fire Woman, that would be Jones. Jeff,
Oh yeah, that's right of the Plague fire Woman forward.
That can Dan, And don't worry about your bad reputation.
We got out of that path a long time ago.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
We fully embraced it at this point.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Absolutely. Okay, Coming up, we're gonna celebrate shares birthday. Who
Fox fores Mike Doucy.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
I think this is one of my all time favorites
from the toy.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Boll Okay, hang on. This coming up, by the way,
tomorrow is Ask His Stuff Day. So if you've got
a question you want us to answer for you call
the Asking Stuff hot Line two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred and we'll play Choose your news
for that prize pack. And there is no themeless time.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
I'm gonna have to check the count.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Think I think it's yeah themeless. Ye, it's it's theameless
I'm pretty sureless Okay, Okay, you know we were talking
about birthdays. Uh, this guy's birthday is actually tomorrow. He
was in Fast Times at Ridgemont High all the Beverly
Hills cop Movies stripes. Oh yes, who came in here

(25:03):
in the studio one time, and here's what happened. You
guys had shirts on when you came in here. There's
something happened to him moment you see that sign, no shirt,
no shoes, no right, learn it, know it, live right,

(25:26):
Please welcome, just Rhinehold to the show. All right.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
It has been a while, man, Yeah, it has been
a while.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I did. I did want to tell you about that
last line. I'm proud. I'm kind of proud of it.
I got it.

Speaker 11 (25:39):
Is because Cameron left us. He left us without a
tag on the scene, and so those guys go, no shirt,
no shoes, no dice, and I'm left with nothing to say.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
So so you made that up. I did get that.
I did. Camera'll tell you. Wow.

Speaker 11 (25:57):
And it's very flattering when people say sign it. You
know it just came from some deep reservoir of down
into the psyche.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
So, yes, you're here because the Animal Draft House asked
you to be here for the showing of the Fast
Times of Ridgemond High on thirty five millimeter film. Yeah, yeah,
so you'll get to see the little circles come on
the screen right before they start the next reel. Yeah,
I guess what they used to do that. I guess
what that's what. That was your first movie, Fast Times

(26:25):
was your first movie.

Speaker 11 (26:26):
The first one that was ever released. I think I
might have done one that was opened on an airplane.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Really. Yeah, the stories took out a flashlight went the stripe.

Speaker 11 (26:37):
Yeah. No, I was in stripes. Yeah, in a manner
of speaking, yeah, yeah, but you were a star. That
was a big deal.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Though.

Speaker 11 (26:46):
John Candy took me under his wing and and he
was Wow, one of the greatest guys in the business
are out of you know, I still miss John.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah. Now, you know when you're watching the movie, that
scene by the pool is going to come on.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
I know.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
By the way, I got, I got my goodness.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
You know.

Speaker 11 (27:13):
One of the great trivia questions we're going to talk
about is was I having uh this turgid career with
this uh tourdu.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
By the way, in case you haven't seen on radio,
I gave him a picture of Phoebe cakes.

Speaker 11 (27:29):
And it's really hard for me to think right now. Yeah,
torrid affair A few words too beautiful, okay, And the
answer she asked, so I just blew that, uh, that
trivia right out of the water.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
No, it's absolutely was leading us by the nose. Here,
can I have this absolutely your.

Speaker 11 (27:53):
No, I'm I'm I'm I'm very I have the well,
the great distinction of of probably one of the greatest
self love scenes in the history of cinema, you.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Know what, And everybody remembers that scene from the movie.
So when that happens, when you're watching it, people are
gonna look over at you. You should go, hey, things,
you know, I think I'll do that. I think I'll
do that. It's the visual from both Roberts.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
Yeah, but when that movie came out and people had
seen you walking through the airport, they would yell at.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
You, Hey, that's that guy that's doing it.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why do you do, especially guys
in the army, hey do to guard it. Yeah, but
it was like they just seen me in the bathroom
at the airport.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
You know.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
It's a good thing we got in there when he finished.

Speaker 11 (28:42):
But now since then they've they've come up with the
term self love. It's one of the great self love scenes.
Maybe I wasn't in one of the greatest love scenes.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
But well I heard you were also on an episode
of Wonder Woman. Was that true? Was that your first
time you were on screen? First time I was on screen?
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (29:02):
And you had Linda Carter and where you got that?
But well, Deborah Winger was doing it too. Yeah, she
played Linda Carter's little sister. But here I was at
six thirty in the morning, having graduated from well not
quite graduated from North Carolina School. The arts is some
pretty prestigious places. Six thirty in the morning. I have

(29:24):
to look at Linda Carter with a straight face and say,
wonder Woman, I'm so glad you're here, you know.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
So that was my That was my first I did
magnum p I too early in Yeah, that was around
the same time.

Speaker 11 (29:39):
You know, at the time, I resented those little jobs,
you know, I thought I should be getting bigger parts.
But I was learning how to work with a camera.
So you really should when you're coming up if you're
you know, conceded like I was, just just just learn,
you know, do it as much as you can.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
And learn it, live it. No, you didn't want to
be a hers striver for the rest of your life.
Her driver. Oh, it was a temporary gig. For me.

Speaker 11 (30:10):
Yeah, yeah, d my hair down to my shoulders and
I was smoking cigarettes while these poor people were bearing
their logo on I'm listening to k Rock.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah. I wish I could have been around. I'd have
got behind you going. I did get pulled over in
the diamond lane. Yeah, hey, I got two with me.
It is high occupancy dihicle. You don't say they have
to be alive. Dallas Wars Classic Rock lone Star ninety

(30:41):
two five. The late great Joe Cocker would have been
eighty one years old today. That's right, And I always
had a special place in my heart for Joe Cocker.
I've probably told this story before, but when I was
working in New Orleans, Joe Cocker did a concert at
the Warehouse, which was this fulky, nasty old warehouse, no

(31:04):
place to sit. You had to stand up the whole time.
But of course, since we were with the station, we
had seats kind of up in the backstage area, and
Joe Cocker during the show, he goes behind one of
the amplifiers, leans against it and goes throws up Oh
my god, then got back out there and finished the show.

(31:27):
Well after the show, the record promoter said y'all want
to go out to dinner with Joe Cocker?

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Hello, even though he throws up a lot, you want
to go to dinner with I don't care as long
as he don't sit next to me. Okay. So what
happened was we went to this funky ass restaurant in
the French Quarter some of the best. Oh it was great,
and it was my birthday. It was on October twenty.
It was my twenty seventh birthday or something. Yeah, I

(31:56):
was still a young pup and one of the record
you guys told Joe Cocker that it was my birthday.
So I'm sitting there with his entire band and they
all sing Happy Birthday.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
That gravelly voice. I could just hear it right now.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, Bobby Keys, the great sax player, was sitting right
over here on my Keys and the Stones.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Oh my god, Jimmy here too, Jimmy there.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Oh Jimmy. I think you what, Maybe Jimmy wasn't there yet.
It all runs together. I'm lucky I can remember that.
You got to write a book someday. Boy, that's awesome.
You gotta put it down in paper someday maybe maybe.
But I mean, my story is not any better than
any other radio Horsepucky.

Speaker 8 (32:42):
I got a message yesterday from a listener. He goes,
where can I get a best of bo Robert c D.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
We used to have We used to have him on
on cassette. You did that was back in the day.
Back here to do something like that. I hustle though charm.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah. Actually you want to buy one of these tape
here close box? We can call it Bow's box. Yeah,
but they might get the wrong eye. I ain't touching that. Okay.
You know what's coming up next? What Fox Sports Mike
Doosey things here is seventy nine years old today. That's
coming up on the bow of them Yell Dallas Forest Classic,

(33:24):
Broncolo's Star ninety two five, Houses of the Holy Jeez, Holleen,
your brothers and sisters, hallelujah. I'm okay. Remember you gotta
get us ready for Askus Stuff Day tomorrow. We're gonna
need some questions on the Asking Stuff hotline and think
it through. And another thing, Uh, keep it as brief

(33:44):
as you can.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Yes, please, not two minutes worth of a question.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
We had somebody go on for two and a half minutes,
and we just while we could take pieces out, I say, no,
I just ain't got time. You know, it's really funny.
What up?

Speaker 9 (34:00):
And sometimes as people will call the voicemail and they'll
leave a short question for us, and then they don't
realize that they haven't disconnected. So you get to hear
a couple of minutes of their life.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah, in the background while they're walking around the house.
So all think of a good question, call the asker
stuff ontline two one four eight six six eighty six
hundred coming up. It's gonna be fraction flickers because it's
Dinosaur Day. I picked a monster movie. This is for
the UH package featuring Marilyn Manson and hooking you up

(34:33):
to the Texas Monthly Taco Fest and.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Yeah, and their VIP tickets for that topt next Saturday.

Speaker 9 (34:40):
That's right, vip skit samples from all the trucks and
they get early DIBs.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
In line, so you get first on the salsa. Yeah, okay, now,
believe it or not, you probably do. But I usually
have people call within like two or three weeks of
this day saying, when is SHARE's birthday? We want to
hear Fox Sports Mike Doosey singing the Share songs. Now

(35:05):
of course, Deuce. He's been a friend of the shows
for a long time and he's probably, if not the
he is probably the most respected guy in Dallas, holl
Or for one of the best, and he comes on
here sometimes during football season. I don't know why this
started like this because it wasn't anywhere near Shar's birthday.

(35:25):
By the way, she is seventy nine today. She looks
great a girl, and I always still get a laugh
out of this. Here is Fox Sports Mike Doosey on
the show singing share songs, and now the moment you've
all been waiting for. How did this all start? Anyway,
I don't know. One day you were on the show

(35:47):
and for some reason we started all doing share songs. Now,
don't ask me how it came about, because I really
don't know. I had something to do with a boa too.

Speaker 11 (35:55):
We brought a bow into the studio, yeah, around your
head or something, and Deuce was dancing around with so.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
It was frighteningly natural in the costume.

Speaker 12 (36:04):
Therea Ever since then, when we say that we're gonna
have you on the show, people call him say, oh, well,
you gotta get him to do share, So, uh, let
me see.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Let let's see which which share song? Can we do
so many? I think we got to start out with
with this one right here. Oh you ready, douce ladies
and jo Fox fors Mike doosey as share.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Here we go, Oh, bowling in away.

Speaker 13 (36:31):
You know we're traveling show Mamma using Dale's want the
money in the row?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Hoba we do whatever.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
Little gospel.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Sell a couple of bottles of doctors.

Speaker 13 (36:50):
Trap that thing people on the town they called let
the tipsy tramps.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
That on the men come around. I guess I'm serious.
And this from the esteemed sportscaster of Fox War. The
people at Fox know you do this. Oh they do that.
I can imagine what Heather Hays is gonna say when

(37:17):
you go back to it. I heard you singing cheer
the show. Oh that was that. Heather won't be up
for another three hours. That's a marvelous job. But wait,
you're not through yet. Now there's more humiliation to think.
You need to do this one. Come on, you gotta
do free okay once again politically incorrected.

Speaker 12 (37:41):
Off already Wax sports might do see morson to share
once again?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
My father married off your chair off ju. My mother's
people are ashamed.

Speaker 13 (37:54):
The meal.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Said up at one man always called me indians.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Wall now and kneeling along it into.

Speaker 14 (38:07):
Helpy.

Speaker 13 (38:09):
That's all the help for her, her help how a
learning the world heard help breath? She isn't a good
nay wo mo size warm gives me losing me?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Wait you know this.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Part is he knows the word.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I'm just sweating like dog here.

Speaker 7 (38:36):
It just kills me.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Oh my, talk about one more?

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Wait? Wait? Wait?

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Which one said? Let me knowing? Turn you're tall that cown.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
You've not been blown no.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Way, just a little high. Share it down and I'll share.
Would have to sing it?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Now?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
What are you saying?

Speaker 6 (39:21):
All there?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
You gotta do?

Speaker 6 (39:23):
I believe and remember that one that was the best
one he did.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Where is it? Where is it? I'm looking for? Okay,
oh god, I don't know if I can take much more.
My stomach muscles are starting to cramp. Okay, wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
hold on wait, I'll get it before you. You got
to search the system. Hold on, hello here in this
legendary classic rock station, we're looking for share songs, ladies
and gentlemen. In case you're just joining us, What you

(39:50):
got it. Where is it?

Speaker 12 (39:51):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
My next half?

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Okay, oh right there, next one more, one more. It's
gonna have to be shared down and active on this one.
Take it.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Does go right to the chorus, though, there's like a
big building first.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
Hello and low.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Chiming some a cat me to.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
Something. You honey, you honey, help head out the bout?
Do you have a e alone? You won't come you really,

(41:14):
I'm won't.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Let's let the real comedian take over. Next. My god,
oh dude, that was Marvel, was Fox Spores, Mike Tuesday
has Shaer You know, I closed my eyes. It was
like Chare was in the freaking room right here.

Speaker 15 (41:29):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
I wonder why I never win Sportscast through the Year.

Speaker 14 (41:33):
And the show Classic.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Oh now it's Horst Classic, Ronglon Star ninety two, home Boy,
Stevie ray Vaughn. Okay, now it's toy Box Tuesday. And
a lady requested something that I really didn't know what
she was talking about, but I think I found what
she was talking Okay, that's all I'm gonna say. I

(41:59):
played it a ten. Now let's give away our incredible
prize pack, which is tickets to BFD featuring married Nexa
Mary Menza. That'll be it dose Heki's Pavilion this coming Sunday.
We'll also hook you up with a four pack of
VIP tickets to the Texas Monthly Taco Fest in Grand
Prairie that's a week from Saturday, May live music and

(42:24):
best Tacos in Texas. And you know how much I
love my taco. Yeah, their top fifty picks in Texas Monthly. Yeah. Okay,
So here's what we're gonna do. We told you that
it was Dinosaur Day today. Yeah, so naturally I think, well,
why don't I get a movie kind of about a dinosaur?

(42:45):
Not Godzilla?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
No.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
In fact, this movie came out in nineteen sixty one.
It was the British answer to Godzilla. Well, I'm not
going to get this all. Oh you might, you don't
know nineteen sixty one. It's a good hint two one
four or eight one seven seven eight seven. I'll give
you some hints if you have a little trouble. I'll

(43:06):
even play it more than once if you need me to. Okay,
I hear.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
I think this is one of your favorites, isn't it.
Oh yeah, I love this yeah, I love this one.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
I think I remember which one it is now. You know,
I don't think anybody even got killed in this movie.
I'm serious. I'm serious. Okay, So I'm gonna play this
trailer to a monster movie. You tell me what the
monster movie is and I'll give you to you. I
I here go.

Speaker 16 (43:34):
Wow, no bulls picture of our time has ever unleased?
Shut spectacle of scope been realism. The headlines of the
world play is the fabulous story of this monster from
another age temper pull It drops up bath tubuh and
cavern by unprecedented volcanic action, and the headline screamed the

(43:55):
story of the reckless skin divers who capture the monster
and put it on.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Exhibition Hora.

Speaker 16 (44:03):
The fantastic creature, freaking terrible ventuance against the civilizations.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Let us capture the top spring.

Speaker 16 (44:10):
Pouring over the cities of the world has millions flee.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
It's awesome terror. Here's this puppet and adventure is.

Speaker 16 (44:19):
Severy one experience by any man, no woman.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Wow, I love it. You don't know that movie?

Speaker 2 (44:30):
No I thought I did. I don't know, squat. I
will tell you this. This monster starts with the same
letter that Godzilla does.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Yes, all right, the movie poster is at.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
All absolutely what are those things on the side of
his head? I don't know what it's all right me
two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine five? You tell me what monster movie that was.
As a matter of fact, I had to reverse the
name of the monster, and it almost sounded exactly like
the Yeah, and I used to love this movie when

(45:03):
I was a kidding. All right, if you need me
to play it again, I will. Let's see if anybody
knows the answer. All right, bolling them, show what monster
movie was that is?

Speaker 6 (45:11):
It is Gorgon.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Yes you don't remember Gorgos, no, sir, or go Godzilla.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
And correct me if I'm wrong. Isn't it true that
nobody died in the movie? And it turns out that
Gorgo was the baby and then Mama Gorgo comes out
of the water and takes her baby back home. Nobody
gets hurt, no fatalities in a monster movie. He was
a family monster movie. Oh yeah, okay, Oh I see
a movie somebody can get kimed. Okay, So who is this? Alright, Kevin,

(45:47):
hang on just a minute, we'll hook you up. Good job,
good job. First call hang on just a minute now, Agavin. Okay,
coming up a little something else from the old taste
to talk about.

Speaker 8 (45:58):
And when you get to work this morning, make sure
you say your radio to lone Star ninety two five
or listen to us on the new and improved iHeartRadio
app and make us the number one preset. We have
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Jeff He's gonna wrap up that hour of NonStop rock

(46:19):
with tickets to see Pantera Dosek's Pavilion September third. That's
this afternoon here on lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
And somewhere there's Paul McCartney going, whi's me rualty check
all that excel rose Fellow.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Yeah, because Paul really needs the money.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Of course, he really needs the money, poor guy, you know,
because he's got to save up for a summer vacation.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
And now he's doing a duet with Barbara Streisan for
her Duets album.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Oh Yes, I Heard Get Down Real Kay, ask us
stuff day Tomorrow's give us a question. That's what we
have to do. We have to have your question so
we can answer it. The number to call for the
asking stuff hotline two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred and we'll play choose your News for them.
There BFD tickets here. Okay, now here's the request I got. This.

(47:14):
Lady said, would you play the thing about your Johnson?
What excuse me? That's kind of personal, ma'am. You're gonna
have to narrow it down a little bit. Both plays
Johnson's stuff all the time. Well, here's what it was.
There's Johnson is the name of an outboard motor for fishermen.
Yes it is. And so it's an actual commercial. Well

(47:36):
part of it is, and the other part is a
guy who claims to be a fisherman even though he's
probably lying, and he did this song about his outboard motor,
his big Johnson, Big Johnson. Okay, so here's the actual
commercial right here.

Speaker 17 (47:52):
You've got your Son Rise, you caught a prize. You
you're making me Johnson Sammo Lights, You your friends, and
you're Johnson Roused the Tails, water Trails, you, your kids,
and you're Johnson Saturday Nights Distant Lights, You your girl

(48:13):
and you're Johnson.

Speaker 14 (48:18):
You and you're Johnson A way of life for over
fifty years.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Well it's been a lot longer than that. Okay, so
there's the actual commercial. Yeah, here's the song this guy did.

Speaker 15 (48:33):
So there I am down at the marina when she
walks up and says, skipper, how come you never take
me for a ride on your skip?

Speaker 2 (48:41):
I said, baby, I I'm a boy. So she's looking
all around and she says, what is that? He said,
what's what?

Speaker 8 (48:49):
She says that?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I said, well, that's my Johnson.

Speaker 14 (48:53):
She says, but it's so big.

Speaker 15 (48:55):
He said, yeah, it's a big old Johnson. I got
a big old Johnson. I got a great big Johnson.
I got along sap Johnson. I got a big old Johnson.
I got a big old Johnson. Don need no evan rude.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
So she says, how do we get this thing started?
And I said, well, first, you got a private says
how do I do that? Said, well, you reach down there,
and I grabbed that ball and give it a little squeeze.
She said, like this, just like that. So there she was.

Speaker 15 (49:39):
Squeezing all my Johnson, squeezing all my Johnson.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
She was squeezing all my Johnson.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, squeezing all my Johnson.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
She was squeezing all my Johnson.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Do need no evan, She said, now know what do
I do?

Speaker 11 (50:01):
What?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
You gotta set the joke, she said, I have to
do that. I said absolutely. So there she was.

Speaker 15 (50:11):
Joking on my Johnson, joking on my Johnson. She was
joking all my Johnson, all choking all my Johnson. She
was joking all my Johnson.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Dough he evan.

Speaker 15 (50:31):
She said, now what I said, Well, you gotta reach
over there and get a good firm grip, give it
a pull.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
She said like this, said yeah, just like that. So
there she was.

Speaker 15 (50:45):
Pulling on my Johnson, pulling on my Johnson. She was
talking all my Johnson, Yeah, pulling all my Johnson. She
was pulling all my Johnson. Do no evn rue had
away week. I got a big old Johnson. I got

(51:28):
a great big Johnson. I got a long staff Johnson,
got a big old Johnson.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
She squeezing all my choking all my pulling all my
She says, do we need some librication? No, baby, it's
a forestroke. Listene, that's a song about an outboard motor.
And already you guys are he's corrupted our minds. It's
because we know you, bo your mind was already corrupted
before you listen to it was I just made it worse.

(52:03):
Dallas War's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Foreigners.
Kelly Hanson is supposed to make some kind of big
announcement this week.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yeah, I'm wondering what it's going to be.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Oh, is it another tour? Because isn't he like taking
some time off from tour?

Speaker 5 (52:20):
He is not part of the Latin American tour. As
a matter of fact, Lou Graham has been doing a
lot of the lead vocals along with some of the
members of Foreigner.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Now do you think they will take Lou Graham back
and tell Kelly to hit the brick?

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Well, apparently they said that they are that he's as
long as he wants to be part of the band,
he can do it.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Okay, whatever, Because I thought that Mick Jones and Lou
Graham had this falling out in their friendship.

Speaker 9 (52:47):
Was make it so sick right now with the Yeah,
he doesn't play much with the band anymore, does He.

Speaker 8 (52:53):
Doesn't play at all. He didn't even go to their
induction ceremony. The Rock and Roll Holiday remember his daughter
had to that's except on his behalf.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
He must be really sick. Here. Yeah, okay, here's a
request I got and uh, I think you'll remember this
National Tiday?

Speaker 16 (53:10):
Right.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
So isn't there a James Earl Jones that says a
whole thing about how he likes pie? Is it James
Earl Jones that does that?

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Does that chine about pie? Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
No, you're talking about Morgan Freeman.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Oh yes, Morgan free Morgan Freeman.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Okay, yes, I happen to have that for you. Hang
on for a little while and I'll run it down.
Oh thanks, so you'll make me feel better to be.

Speaker 10 (53:42):
I'm making a pie. I like to make a good
pie at least once a day. So far, I've combined
my all natural ingredients into Morgan's custody.

Speaker 14 (53:54):
Want to make sure it's combined properly. So let me
just give this a couple more strokes. Oh yeah, that's
getting there.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Gets the stroking and makes it flow.

Speaker 10 (54:06):
Oh, it's ready, ready to spread my custard in that pie.

Speaker 14 (54:13):
Ooh that's good. That cooks until it's ready. My mind.
It's time to go check on my pie.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I like pie. The things that y'all think are funny
because I forgot about that. That's usually something we play
at Thanksgiving because he also makes a turkey. I'm gonna
put my juices all over the bed.

Speaker 9 (54:40):
I see where you're going with all this this morning? Bo,
you got Johnson's school, you saying head and ham, Hey, hey,
just a minute. And I didn't I didn't have the
idea to play those Oh somebody. Two other people are
the ones that wanted to.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Hear they were requested. You know you know what that means.
That means y'all are getting worse than I Now. I
want you to think about that for a minute. It's bad.
You're gonna be worse than me. Red Flagg, the dirty
old man of the building. Oh I'm b one till
I'm a bad old man too. Uh. Deborah Normal, host

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of the syndicated news magazine Inside Edition, is gonna step
down from the show today and retire after being on
the show for thirty years. She has done a great
job with it, really. No successor has been named for
Inside Edition yet, but an announcement will be made soon.
She says that she's planning to celebrate with a long
vacation in Europe. With her husband and try something new

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when she comes back. She's gonna host a trivia show
called The Perfect Line, which we'll begin airing this fall.
Now Normal joined Inside Edition in nineteen ninety five from
CBS News as an anchor and correspondent. She previously co
hosted NBC's Today and anchored NBC News at Sunrise. Deborah

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Norvil began her career at WAGATV in Atlanta. I'm sure, okay.
She was still a student at the University of Georgia
at the time. Deborah Norvil is sixty six years old.
She's sixty six.

Speaker 8 (56:14):
She looks absolutely gorgeous. She is one of the nicest
people out there. I was able to interview her once
in Arlington, and she's just as nice as nice can be.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Well, that's nice because a lot of people like that
aren't very nice.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Well, you know what who wasn't very nice to her?
Brian Gumbel when she co hosted the Today Show.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
That's why she left.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Really is a real dick to her?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Well, Wow, damn, Brian's your problem.

Speaker 8 (56:41):
Oh well, hey, Dick's Sporting good Speaking of Dick's, Dick's
Sporting Goods is purchasing Footlocker for two point four billion dollars,
marking the second buyout of a major footwear retailer. The
Pennsylvania based company told the Associated Press that it expects
to close on the foot Locker deal in the second
half of this year. Sporting Goods released a statement saying

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that it expects to run Footlocker as a standalone business
and keep the Footlocker brands. You know, I was kind
of hoping that they would change the name to dick Locker.
Wouldn't nothd be nice or Dick's Locker.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (57:14):
Footlocker has roughly twenty four one hundred retail stores across
twenty countries in North America, Europe, Asia, Australia and New Zealand.
Footwear Chain also has a licensed store presence in Europe,
the Middle East and in Asia. The company had global
sales of eight billion dollars last year. Footwear industry pretty
worried right now about Trump's trade war with other countries,

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specifically with China, with athletic shoe manufacturers that have invested
substantially in production in Asia. Roughly ninety seven percent of
the clothes and shoes purchased in the US are imported.
Predominantly from Asia.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Yeah, I was gonna say, don't we get most of
that stock because it's cheaper to may. Yeah, little kids
have to sit there and not go outside before they
make whatever they make. But I want my ten dollars dress.
Damn right you yeah, right.

Speaker 9 (58:09):
Well, at Main Street and the Tollway in Frisco, Texas,
it's been a hassle to get through that intersection. Traffic
backs up, lots of construction. The construction has been going
on for a year now, but it's finally done.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
It's not really at where the tollway iss as you
get in closer to downtown Frisco, because the road is
about as wide as a thimble and there's a big
ditch on the side that's right down there where School
of Rock is and all that. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 9 (58:39):
Well, they're finally done with all this stuff and they're
getting ready for some really really big arrivals in Frisco, Texas.
The seventy million dollar project aimed at transforming Main Street.
Frisco is a more walkable destination now, especially with the
World Cup coming to the region next year. This upgraded design,
bigger sidewalks, the removal of on Street parking. Local business,

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they've been having a tough go due to that construction.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
I have a friend that owns a barber shop over there,
and he's on the wrong side where the big ditches.

Speaker 9 (59:08):
And the hassle that their customers or potential customers have
to go through. It's a lot, so they're always closing
the middle of various lanes, changing the way the roads
go over there, big ditches, as Bo said, And to
ease the burden, the city has opened two temporary parking lots.
They've also offered local shopper incentives that'll help, and posted
signage directing customers and how to get to the places

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that are hard to get to.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
So it's hoped that in the short term this pain
leans to long term gain.

Speaker 9 (59:38):
For now, Main Streets transformation continues, one more jacked up
block at a time, but it's getting better.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Well, it's still a hassle. It is still a hassle.
And you live over that way, you live not far
from me. I do. And I used to work at
School of Rock Frisco too, Did you really? I did?
It was a black I see they're on the wrong
side too. Yeah, speaking of parking, finding a parking spot
in Dallas may become more challenging after the city passed

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its first significant change to the parking code since nineteen
sixty five.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Wow, that's a long time year.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
That's a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
I guess it was ready for an update.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Developers say the change will make room for more housing
in the city, which means less places to park.

Speaker 11 (01:00:22):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
See that's not good news now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
The idea behind the city's new parking code is to
let the market decide how much parking is needed for
a development instead of the city decide it. But some
residents are a little skeptical that developers will have their
best interest in mind when doing it. So true, No,
they wouldn't do that. They're all ethical, aren't they. Nope.

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The new code, adopted by the City Council will eliminate
parking requirements downtown and by darts stations, removes mandates for
office retail in bars and restaurants under twenty five hundred
square feet. Parking requires will be reduced for large apartments
to one space per unit, down from one space per bedroom.
It is what it is until it ain't no more. Yeah,

(01:01:09):
and this may sound like something from the TV show
The Jetson's are chitty chitty bang bang, but flying cars
will soon be jetting passengers all around Europe by next year.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Slovakia based company Klein Vision claims It's air Car, the
world's first mass produced flying car, will go on sale
early in twenty twenty six. Company spokesperson said that the
vehicle will start at eight hundred thousand dollars and could
go up to a million dollars depending on the extra
features that you want to It's kind of nice, actually,

(01:01:44):
I think I'll stay on the ground if y'all don't mind, Okay.
Lone Star ninety two five, Lagrange, Texas. They have some
good crabs down there. I mint restaurants. Make sure you
boil them first before you touch them. Thought you were
talking about the No, see, that's what y'all just automatically

(01:02:09):
jumped to conclusions. What I was talking about. Actually did
that so you would just to be safe. Well, it works.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Why they don't have a zz Top statue there in Lagrange,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Know, man, that's a very good idea. And why did
it take Zzytop so long to actually play in Lagrange?

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Remember because it's a small town, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
So when they got good crabs there, boy. Oh yeah,
ye steamed sautee. It's the steamed ones you gotta worry about.

Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
There's all a lemon crab, yeah, crab shrimp.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
With murder lemon juice.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Thank you, Thank you, bubba appreciate that. By the way,
Live Nation has an upcoming deal for you if you're
hoping to see a concert this summer without going flat ass.
The Live Entertainment Company recently announced it's thirty dollars ticket
to summer offer for twenty twenty five, allowing you to

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see a range of acts nationwide for a lot less but.

Speaker 8 (01:03:14):
Thirty dollars before all. The added fees are thirty dollars period.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
No, it's thirty dollars period. The thirty dollars tickets a
summer deal from Live Nation actually begins tomorrow. The ticket
price includes all service fees, but not local taxes because
you know everything well, we want our cut, dude. Some
of the shows include Avril Levine, Counting Crows, Billy Idol,

(01:03:40):
The Black Keys, Indiwappa, Doobie Brothers, Goo Goo Dolls, James Taylor,
Keith Urban Luke, Bryan Pantera, Rod Stewart, Toto with Christopher Cross,
and men at work, Willie Nelson and weird Al Yanko.
Thank your Joe. I would go see that yeah, for
thirty dollars. Even if the show oh sucks, you only

(01:04:01):
out thirty dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
Those are shows that are across the country, not necessarily
here in North Town.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yes, but if they come here it will only cost
you thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Well, Billy Idol was already here. Why didn't you give
me the thirty dollars?

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
Then?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Well, because they don't start un till tomorrow. Anyway, I
got screwed. By the way. Speaking of tomorrow, it's ask
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Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Make sure you have a free iHeartRadio app into your
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save us tonight because we've already ruined it in the morning.
But we'll be here tomorrow morning to ruin some more
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us stuff day. So we'll all learn something now, won't
we Yes, we will. Okay, let's talk some time wasters. Here.

(01:05:21):
See what you got here and a belle all right.

Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
This is what we have up on the bow and
them show page at lone Star ninety two to five
dot com. I don't know if you saw this yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Boat.

Speaker 8 (01:05:28):
Thirty seven years after it disappeared, the marble graffiti covered
bust of Jim Morrison that sat atop his tombstone in
Paris until it was stolen back in nineteen eighty eight
has been recovered.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Oh stop it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
It was recovered by French police while investigating an unrelated
fraud case. Still not knowing who stole it, or whether
it's going to be returned to Morrison's grave or put
into some sort of museum or something. Morrison, of course,
died in Paris back in nineteen seventy one when he
was only twenty seven years old.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
There's a lot of rock stars that died back then
at twenty seven, Yeah, very much so.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Isn't there like a curse or something? Twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Kurt Cobain offed himself when he was twenty seven.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Janis Joplin, wasn't she twenty seven or all?

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Twenty seven?

Speaker 8 (01:06:12):
Meanwhile, Today May twentieth marks the twelfth anniversary of the
death of Doors keyboardist Raided Manzaric from bile duct cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
He was seventy four. I really liked him. We interviewed
him several times and he was always a fun guy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Very nice too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Yeah, kind of stuck on the sixties a little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:06:30):
Well, you know, and that was like, I know, but
anytime you talk to a high school football star, they're
kind of stuck in their high school.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Yes, you got a point there.

Speaker 8 (01:06:38):
Today May twentieth would have also been Joe Concker's eighty
first birthday. You paid tribute to him earlier the man
who's sang you Happy birthday when you turned twenty two
or twenty seven to twenty seven. I think, oh yeah,
that famous twenty seven. Joe Concker's going to be inducted
into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame finally in November.
Now He's epic live version of the be with the

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Little Help for My Friends at Woodstock, which is in
the movie and on the soundtrack album became a hallmark
of his career, and we have the video up of
him doing it live. In a nineteen eighties interview, here's
Joe Cocker speaking about the importance of that song to
his fans.

Speaker 18 (01:07:15):
I dan to exclude it from my set. They go
bonkers if I don't do it, because he's almost like
an anthem, and he says a lot. It's one of
those songs that people do come together around that song,
whether it be my version or the Beatle version. The
Woodstock version I think was exciting, just we got so
frenetic at the end of it. It was like we were,
as they say, kicking ass.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
By the end of that one Jay. He sounds so
calm there.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
I know, I know, and you don't hear that real
gravelly sound like he has when he's singing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
No, that's good, Old Joel.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
Happy heavenly birthday to Joe Cocker.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
No who have announced the opening acts for the Song
Is Over tour, which is going to kick off in
Florida on August sixteenth. No Texas dates, Hopefully that will change.
Among the acts, are you ready for this? Billy, Bob
Thornton and the box Masters. That is Bob Thornton, Yeah,
Booker T. Jones and Booker T and the MG's, the
Joe Perry Project and Billy Idol who was part of

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their nineteen ninety six Squadrophenia tour. He's going to open
for them on their last show of the tour in
Las Vegas on September twenty eighth.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
I still want us to do a road trip to
the Hall.

Speaker 14 (01:08:16):
That would be great.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I'd just like to go to this sphere right.

Speaker 8 (01:08:19):
Ex Foo Fighters drummer Josh Freeze has shared a humorous
list of possible reasons that he was fired from the band.
Among the reasons, We're not going to go through all ten.
He once whistled My Hero for a week solid on tour.
He didn't show up to the studio because Mercury was
in retrograde. I'm stop it, he demanded, starting every rehearsal

(01:08:42):
with a twenty minute cow bell sound bath. And finally,
Josh Freese, who is known to sport T shirts with
poodles on them, says, the whole poodle thing was getting
to be a bit much.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
We have the full list up on our page if
you want to check it out.

Speaker 8 (01:08:55):
And if, like me, you went to school with a
couple of snakes, you may want to check out this
video of this real live king Cobra who slithered into
a school in India.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Now that would get me to study.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
That won't get me to go to India.

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
We have the video up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
And we just fell We fell off the planet for
a temporary amount of time because the show is over.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
It's over and done.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
However, we do have our after show decompression session on Facebook. Yes,
we just sit here and we yack for a while
to just kind of well decompressed.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
We went off the rails yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
That was crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
It was pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
You were very funny. Bo oh oh yeah. Okay, now
I remember you have to kind of remind me of
what I show you Guysterday.

Speaker 9 (01:09:57):
It was funny pretty much. The whole after show Yesterday
Day was about strip clubs and dirty movie stores.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Yeah. I had to take a shower after that one. Well,
you never know what kind of show is going to
be on the after show, true, because it's after everything
else that was supposed to be good. It's kind of
like those old after dark shows, remember those, and they

(01:10:25):
have some slutty looking woman on there. Call me?

Speaker 9 (01:10:29):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
What was the one that was on HBO with the
guy like he would go from town to town? You
know which one I'm talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:10:36):
I remember porn star Katie Morgan doing a show. She
would travel around, you know you people about sex, talk.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
About sex, and give you the crabs at the same time.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
I don't know, somebody's gonna remind us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Are you looking it up?

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Well you know before I would.

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
Yeah, it was like a after hours kind of thing.
It's gonna bother me, I know now it's gonna bother me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Because bother you. She had a late night show. Joe
bob Riggs had the Late Night movie. Ye, yes it was.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
It was not He was not famous, but he was
known for going from town to town.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Talking squishy stuff, squishy stuff HBO after Hours. I think
it was that. Yeah, oh well, let's move on. Yeah
if we if we think of it while we're on
the after Show, then we'll bring it up. Yeah. If
we don't, then we're no worse off then when we
tried to start out before.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
Hey, good voicemails for tomorrow to the three of us,
have a whole bunch to listen to early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
It's not too late to send years in either for
ASCU stuff. Got a good question for eight six six
eighty six hundred is the number to go now now
and of course tomorrow we'll play choose your news. No
theme this time, No.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
No theme until next week. And a week from Thursday
is the last Thursday of the month.

Speaker 15 (01:12:01):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
And I mentioned that in my head to myself, and
I said, and that's gonna blow up again, and.

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Oh my god, already on my calendar.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Well be that as it may. We got a little
ways to worry about that. So we'll see on the
after show. Decompresentation on our Facebook page. Yes, I want
to check it out, and tomorrow ask us stuff day.
So if we're all ready Let's let's get on out
of here and get into the after show decompresentation, shall we, Right,

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