Full Show Replay- FRIIIIDAY! Donnell Rawlings Checks In, and so does Rick Fairless. (Ep 1372)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Most people, Friday is just a day before the weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
But after this Friday, neighborhood will never be the same.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Thank God, it's sign.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Thank God it Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (01:31):
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Speaker 1 (01:33):
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Speaker 6 (01:34):
I took him from a story that your animal rescue
shelter is.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Applying please to DM me to amusement parks.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
What she slipped me her free shripped humble, and we've
been together ever since.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Could she said that she loves you?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes, sir, it's the week.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I guess it's time that we say our favorite F word.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Right as you can see, I'm enjoying a white camper burger.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
My god, that is just set.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
He thinks I'm incredible. We're perfect for each other.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You're asking for a spiking, young lady. I need a
super spiker.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
You don't worry.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
No food in here, just a don'nut box with a
mouse in it.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
We kicked a giant most enough foot bob Bob boom.
You want to see me lake. It sort of.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Does this every Fred. Well, that's one of the reason
why we enjoy having Triunday. Absolutely yes, And it's going
to be a busy show today. Well, we'll start off
with sports of all sorts. I'm sorry. I would have
started with the Stars win if they the one, but

(02:53):
they didn't win, got shut out.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
But you know what, they wanted to come home and
win in front of the town crowd.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh yeah, like the balt and Celtics through the game
with the mass were there so they could win. I
got it, I got it. Have you seen their travel
schedule for the rest of these games.

Speaker 7 (03:11):
It's just a bounce back and forth Texas Canada, Texas Canada.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Plus we got freaking full file. Comedian Donn L. Rollins
is coming to town. He's gonna give us a call
another and I was having it.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
And there was so much going on this weekend, folks.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, Also Rick Ferless from Strokers Ice House is gonna
be here. They're gonna talk about the Texas Rattlesnake roundup
in Walnut Springs this weekends.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
One of many things that's going on this weekend. They're
gonna have a belly flop contest at this thing, in
a bikini contest.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I hope the guys aren't wearing the bikinis that will
be belly flops.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, no, no, the girls are the bikinis. The belly
flop guys, they just.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Wear You scared me there for a minute. I would
just wonder, Oh, sort of like a Texas version of Sturgis. Yeah,
kind of sort of. Okay, so we'll talk to Rick.
Hadn't talked to him in a while, hadn't been to
his place called Strokers Custom Banks. As we celebrate today
National Sea Monkey Day, take this with you here?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Do you see?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Monkey? Takes me wonder? Who's mooth? And who? There you go? Man?
When I ordered some from a comic book ad, I
thought I was going to get some little half monkey,
half goldfish kind of creatures. I was disappointed. Their Brian
swamp slimmers. Yeah, they're like news.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
It was fake news.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
They're like the roaches of the ocean, you know, the
real you are International Day of Lives. How else are
us guys going to find out where to aim in
the bathroom in the middle of the night when nature calls,
Anna gets to sit down so she doesn't have to
love a tree day? Well, what else are we going
to lean against when nature calls and we're camping out

(04:59):
and its budget.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You go, oh my god, you had to mention fudge.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Well I could have said Dodo time, but that was
so adolescent. Like the rest of these show is not
going to be National Piercing Day. I'll hail no, no,
These nine holes I've got on my body are enough
to keep clean. Now some of you are counting the
holes on your body right now to see if I'm

(05:26):
by the way, the navel doesn't count yay a hole,
it's not a hole. Yeah, it's kind of cemented up.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
Any of you. I have piercing here your ears?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, right here.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
When I was thirteen, I couldn't keep up with it
and closed out.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I had no piercing. Get that needed away from me.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Man. It is National NASCAR Day.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yay.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
You guys know what NASCAR stands for.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
National Association of Stock Car.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Racing, National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. Ah. Now,
Mark Favor and everybody at Texas Motor Speed. We always
takes care of us when we do the show out there,
like Royalty. Oh, let's eat. It's National Pizza Party Day.
Oh yeah, buddy, Oh but wait, it's also National Barbecue Day.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I think we need to make a road trip.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I think we do up on North on Preston Road
into Frisco.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Have you guys ever combined the two and put brisket
barbecue on your pizza?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Really hot?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Damn I believe you. Randy and I had burnt AND's
pizza at.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
The State Yes, we did.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Good over.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
It is Oh Henry Punoff Day.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
In Austin, Texas? Behind the Old Henry Museum in Brush
Square Park, you'll find the O Henry Punoff World Championships
going on today. The yearly competition is named after Oh Henry,
a writer who incorporated word puns into a short story.
Ready for a pun? Yes, you go to the guy
who invented zero. Thanks for nothing. That's only what I'm doing. Okay, Uh,

(07:15):
Sports of all sorts is on the way, and we'll
take a deeper look into what is going on in
the world of all kind of balls and punks going around.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
So let's do our morning step to fifty.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Pick your ticket, so.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Make sure you stay with us all morning long.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Then, Doug, because this time, this time it's time to.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
And it's showtime a meat deal. The Baptists have been
doing that for years.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, comone and in secret.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
That they don't recognize each other in the liquor store. Hey, rascals,
there's time for sports of all sorts.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
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Speaker 2 (07:55):
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Speaker 3 (07:58):
Let's get the bad news out of the way first.
Last night, the Winnipeg Jets shut out the Dallas Stars
four to nothing to force a force a six game
in the Western Conference semifinal series with Edmonton awaiting the
winner of the Conference final. The President's Trophy winning Jets
avoided elimination to send the series back to Dallas for
Game six tomorrow night. If you go, please be loud.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh yes.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Jake otten Gear stopped twenty one or thirty one shots
for Dallas, but it was the well, you know, it
was those ones that got by him that made the difference.
Stars captain Jamie Benn Sucker punched a Jets player during
a late scrum, with Ben given a misconduct penalty and
possibly facing a suspension for Game six tomorrow. Tick Sea

(08:43):
Bass if there's asking for it, If there's any humor
at all in all of this, A Stars fan showed
up for Game four in Dallas wearing a prosthetic leg.
Later on the jumbo tron showed him pouring a beer
in his fake leg and drinking it. It made the
fans at the American Airline Center erupt into laughter and cheer.

(09:06):
The news should help ease the pain of last night's
just a little but not much. Game six is tomorrow
night and Dallas, the puck will drop at seven o'clock.
Come on, start, come on, well, put them away this time?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Please please, let's do it, and do it in front
of the hometown crowd.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Fox Sports bo is continuing its crossover with IndyCar by
featuring two iconic athletes in the Fastest Seat in Sports
at this year's Indianapolis five hundred. The fastest Seat in
Sports is especially designed two seat IndyCar that takes ceremonial
laps ahead of IndyCar races. Behind the wheel will be

(09:42):
none other than seven times NASCAR champion Jimmy Johnson, teaming
up with none other than NFL analyst and former quarterback
Tom Brady.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah. I think Jimmy Johnson switched to open wheel racing
as well.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah. Fox Sports is in its first year as IndyCar's
broadcast partner, and they vowed to make the Indianapolis five
hundred its biggest televised event of the year. The Indy
five hundred race will be broadcast on Fox and available
to be streamed live on the Fox Sports website and
also the Fox Sports app. The ride will occur just
before the green flag schedule for eleven forty five am

(10:17):
Our time this Sunday. Actually next Sunday, May twenty fifth,
Fox coverage of the one hundred and ninth running of
the Indianapolis five hundred begins at nine a m. Central
next Sunday.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Okay, well, they actually set us to the Indy five
hundred one time. It's only time I've ever been how loud. Oh,
it's pretty loud. Yeah, pretty loud. One. And the accidents
in a race like that are more intense. Well, because
you're you're not enclosed. Yeah, your head is right there
in front of the wind.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
The squash NFL owners will discuss a proposal to allow
players under contract to participate in flag football.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh that's coming to the Olympics.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Yeah, from the Olympic debut twenty twenty eight in samel A, California,
and the league promised or proposed a resolution yesterday on
the issue that will be considered next week by the
owners at the spring meeting that's happening in Minnesota. If
the resolution is approved by at least twenty four of
the thirty two team owners, the league would be allowed

(11:19):
to negotiate with the NFL Players Association, Olympic officials, and
also on national governing bodies on the specifics of letting
NFL players play flag football in the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Well, they don't want them to get hurt because they
got a real job.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Because even though they're not being tackled, they can easily
mess up their knees.

Speaker 7 (11:37):
All right, absolutely, absolutely. The NFL has been making a
big push into flag football. They've been hoping of increasing
youth participation and opportunities for women in the sport as well.
The league played a major role in making sure the
LA Olympics will be the first with flag football in
twenty twenty eight, with events for both men and women athletes.

(11:58):
The proposal will allow only one player per NFL team
max to be selected by a country for the Olympic
flag football.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Maybe they'll select somebody who's like a third string, Yeah,
somebody you don't want your stars getting exactly right now,
that the NFL schedule is out. Speaking of football, we
can see which team will rack up the most frequent
flyer miles this season. The Los Angeles Chargers top the
list with just over thirty seven thousand miles, which is

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fourteen thousand more than the second place team, the Denver Bronco.
All these teams are going to be traveling a long way.
The Chargers mile aage got a boost for their flight
to Brazil for the opening game of the season against
the Kansas City Chiefs and three trips to the East Coast.
Now the team that flies the least the Cincinnati Bengals,

(12:50):
who are just under eight eight hundred miles. I guess
people say, don't let them come in here.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
Man.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Can you have the Tadah ready for me?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Both?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Why?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
The Rangers held off the Astros one to nothing last
night at Globe Live Field. All right, he was an
intense Silver Boot Series battle last night. Jacob deGrom went
eight innings to win his fourth consecutive start for the Rangers,
who got Jake Berger's solo home run off Hunter Brown
for the Astros that earned the Rangers their sixth straight win.

(13:20):
By the way.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Two times Cy Young Award winner.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
De Grom is having quite a comeback after missing most
of the last two seasons following that Tommy John surgery.
Last night, he struck out seven, two of those to
end innings with two runners.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
On base way to go to Grom.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Last night's win was Rangers manager Bruce Bochie's two thousandth
one and ninety fifth career win. He breaks a tie
with Sparky Anderson for the sixth most by any MLB manager.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Really Sparky Anderson.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Bochie, who turned seventy last month, is in his twenty
eighth season as a manager, his third here in Texas.
The Silver Boot Series continues tonight at Globelive Field with
Nathan Evaldi on the mound for the Rangers first pitch
seven o five tonight. Can't make it to the game,
you can always catch it on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
That sure, you guys might remember Mark Cuban.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
He's the guy who in the stands at the at
the MAVs games and he shakes his head in great
disappointment a lot.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
That guy.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
Well, he's saying goodbye to the TV show Shark Tank.
I really can't say I'm that surprised, because I get
the impression that that those people have a problem getting along,
sort of like they had problems getting along on the view.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, you know, they were like butting heads.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
The formum of Majordi, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, will
appear on a farewell episode of the TV show tonight
at seven.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
O'clock on Channel eight for his final appearance.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Hopeful entrepreneurs will be pitching gourmet deviled eggs. Yeah, I
do the ones that does just chopping at the bit
to see that bit invisible undergarments.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I'm about going raw.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Then it's commando.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
Yeah, I'm scratching my head there. And how about this one?
A mitten you put on your hand for removing ticks?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
What is that a big issue?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I do A lot of people have ticks crawling on
them certain parts of the country. Tis season.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Cuban's decision to step away from this TV show goes
all the way back to twenty twenty three. He said
he was bowling out to spend more time with family,
and shortly after that announcement, Cuban sold his majority stake
in the Mavericks, making the Vegas based Addleson family the
majority owners of our Dallas MAVs now.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Cuban still owns a significant steak.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
In the team, but he was not involved in the
Luca trade to make him a Luca Laker. Cuban, though,
is still close to the team officials, and there's the
one who informed new Mavericks owner Patrick Dumont that the
team won the NBA Draft lottery. Mark broke the news
to him. Cuban appeared on the TV show as a
guest during Shark Tank in its second season back in

(15:56):
twenty eleven. Cuban's now on board is a regular player
on the show. Shark Tank enjoyed a rating spike for
a while, but it looks like it's run its course
for Q.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Yeah, I see that. Yeah. No, as long as we're
talking about basketball. Former Celtics great Paul Pierce was so
confident in his team in Game two against the Knicks
he said he would walk barefoot in my robe if
they lost for a second straight game in the series.
Well they did lose, after the Celtics blew a twenty

(16:26):
point lead in Game two as they did in Game
one and lost ninety one to ninety. Pierce appeared to
honor his vow yesterday, saying he set out before the
sun rose for what he said was a twenty mile
walk to his new job in the Los Angeles area.
He posted updates on Instagram Live. Pierce made the wise

(16:47):
choice of not walking barefoot, but in his bathrobe. Yes
he did. A little before nine am, Pierce posted another
live of a couple of hecklers on the sidewalk. They said,
you lost that bet huh of them said Pierce took
it all in stride, having some fun with him, and
he said he was about halfway to that point. Hey,

(17:07):
he said he was gonna do it, and he did,
and he.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
In his robe profile. It's like a homeless guy.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
The Freaking Full File, that other All and Dune Joel
half the Stars lost last night. I don't feel like dancing,
but you can't go right ahead, go right here. Coming up,
we're going to talk to our old friend Donelle Rollins.
He's coming to the Arlington Improv but he's not coming
in until later today, so we have to take a
phone call.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
From Yeah, but he wanted to pay us a little visit.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yes it did. Now it's time for the freaking Full File.
A British High Court judge has rejected a custody bid
from a man who claims to have fathered more than
one hundred and eighty children. Who knows not because he's
a sperm donor.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
He did.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
He did it the real way.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Robert Albin, who who calls himself Joe Donor, sought custody
of a three year old girl after a court decided
her mother was unable to look after her. The court
was sold that Alban had sex with the woman after
she contacted him on Facebook, where he advertises his service
as an unregistered sperm donor.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Hmm, who puts in the work.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yes, he did the job right. The vulnerable woman, who
had already had seven kids oh no, said she felt
suicidal after the encounter with him. I guess his bedside
manner effort was over. Has something to be desired kind
like that's it. A judge rule that the child could
be adopted, but not by mister Alban, because there is

(18:44):
a substantial risk he would move on to another family
when it suited him, as he has done many many
times before. Homework for them, the judge said. Alban, an
American citizen based in the UK, seeks to control others
and had tried to control at least five women who
had his children. Maybe y'all should think twice before you

(19:07):
jump into bed with this black Yeah, maybe go vibrator
shopping something something like anything, or you get somebody who
will wear a damn condom.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Right, all right, Let's travel to England, where a couple
locked inside of Madame Madame Tussaud's museum for more than
four hours have said it was the worst experience of
their lives. Forty four year old Michelle Robinson and forty
eight year old Stephen Robinson found themselves trapped in the
world famous Wax Museum in Blackpool, England, after visiting the

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same wax museum earlier this month. I guess they're big fans.
Michelle says she was forced to pee in a trash
can because all of the restrooms were locked, and they
both had to raid a bar for drinks and snacks
before they were eventually freed. The pairs said that they
had been warned by a member of staff that the
museum was closing soon, but as they headed towards the exit,

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all the lights went out. They say they found chains
placed over the exit doors, and despite calling out for
help and banging on the buildings windows, they could not
get anyone's attention. Even though there were several people walking
by them, they saw that they were locked in there.
They tried calling relatives, but after four and a half hours,
they called the police, who told them to call Lancashire

(20:22):
Fire Service, who managed to alert a manager to go
and let them out. The couple told police, I guess
we must have stayed too long.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Oh, yes, you think we overstayed all welcome and we paid.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Yeah, that's the kind of uncomfortable.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I don't think i'd want to get locked in the
museum unless it was like the Robin Williams movie when
all the steps.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Oh yes, night at the museum.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
That would be fun. That would be fun.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
I would pass on that would too, but have fun.
Bo Roberts, all right, I'm taking you all the lunch.
Come on, everybody, let's go.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
It's on me.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
We're going to Popeyes in Charlotte, North Carolina. That's a
long way to golfer some chicken. Let me, you know, well,
let me get in line. I'll take care of everybody
as long as there's not an asshole in line in
front of me. Rodney Wood, twenty two year old manager
at Popeye's restaurant has been arrested and charged with first
degree murder attempts.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
Witness to the altercation told cops at all stem from
woods assertion to another employee overcooked and burnt the biscuits. Reportedly,
one of the two workers challenged Would to a fight.
They took it outside, started throwing bones, and Wood whipped
out a pistol and fired two shots. He hit the
coworker in the chest with one round, and he hit

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him in the groin with the other.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Insulting that I'll leave the mark.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
He shot at point blank range with his weapon. The
victim is said to be a manager of the same
Popeye's location, who was also in critical condition.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
At last report.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
Once apprehended, Wood told the cops he had been punched
in the face three three times, and then he fired
two warning shots that weren't intended to kill.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
What's what the drama at the Popeyes?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
I love their food, yeah, and if they don't have
what I need a English I had a.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
Drama curse at those places sometimes, and I love their food.
Would later said he might not have held his gun
high enough all in firing the warning shots.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Oh yeah, that's it. Yeah, Oh my God, at least
that's what he expects the cops to believe. Okay, Five
men have now come forward alleging that they were sexually
assaulted by the owner of a winter park, Colorado massage business.
According to attorneys representing them, Ronel Miguel Guterres Calvis, owner

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of Romish Massage and Spa, was arrested and accused of
sexual battery on the five men, who had all gone
to the massage parlor to get a happy ending from
a female but not from the male owner. Galaus is
accused of performing sex acts on them while they were
laying face down on a massage table with their eyes closed,

(23:08):
and claim to have a man that he had no
knowledge they were being serviced by a man. He is
charged with sexual battery and other charges in one case
and is free on seventeen five hundred dollars bond pending trial.
Since the initial report, four more have come forward. The
state Health Department has suspended Gals' massage therapy license and

(23:31):
may seek permanent revocation for a quote sexual misconduct in
the practice of a health care profession. A healthcare profession
is good for you. I don't think those guys went
there for health care. The massage and spa is now closed.
In fact, when you call the number, a message says

(23:51):
gift cards will be honored later, even by gift cards
to a massage party all the time.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
For Christmas?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Pick your ticket is coming up next hour. You can
pick between tickets to BFD and dose Ki's Pavilion next
Sunday featuring Marilyn Manson. Or you can pick tickets to
see Jason Bonham's led Zeppelin Evening at the Majestic Theater Wednesday,
May twenty first. Whatever you don't pick, we'll go into
the lone Star ticket window at eight forty. Pick your
ticket on Dallas fort Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety

(24:22):
two five third evening around You say that's how rumors
get started. You know that's right.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
See Dallas Fort Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
five coming to Arlington improv. He's on the phone now,
my brother from another mother. Good morning, Good morning, sir.
How are you, sir? The old people call me sir
creditors when they're looking for money.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Oh well I'll look for some money, so good morning.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Well guess what I ain't gonna give you anything?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Talked to you later.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
What kind of trouble you've been getting into lately, And
don't line say you have have been because we know
you better than that.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Innocent until proven guilty and you have a situation. I
would defend that, but I don't know what you talked about.
I've been an upstanding citizen, doing everything to make my
son the best person I could be. Follow him up
on this special on Netflix. Netflix is a day, and
Ken wait to get down to Texas so people can
see and hear all the encouragement and all the things
I can do and help you to make your life

(25:24):
a better place.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Other than that, I.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Was locked up for a week, but nobody wants to
talk about that.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
I want to talk about that that wait locked up
for a week. Did you get arrested?

Speaker 4 (25:34):
No, no, no, no, I've never been. I mean other
than like twenty four hours for like a driving life
and violation. But I'm not that type of guy. I'm
not that gangster. I like freedom.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah, don't we all?

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Yes, we do, and That's why I'm going to keep it.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Hey, Donelle, I saw your Instagram post for Mother's Day,
your mama Joyce looking good and I love the shirt
that your son Austin is wearing with your face with
headphones and the microphone.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Where can I get one of those shirts?

Speaker 4 (26:04):
If you go to Donna Lands dot com. I don't
know the one you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Uh was?

Speaker 4 (26:08):
I don't know. It might have been a custom but
I do have a line of merchandise on my website
at Donnairlawlands dot com. But if you want something personally
that's not on the website, I'm all definitely sending to
you a one on one, a one off and get
your customer.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh I love you, Donnell, no problem, I got.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
To It's not like he's gonna do it for free.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I don't mind.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
I don't mind.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
No, I would do it for free. People good, good
people get treated nicely. I don't know who these guys
you're trying to make me out to be. Man, I
don't know what I've definite would just give you examples
of how you know. Donelle is a nice guy. And
according to my special it's a new day, it's a
new down, it's a new life for me and I'm
feeling good.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
Well.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Now, why is the tour called the black and Mild Tour?
Because you're anything but mild? Donelle you know you are.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I mean, that's so funny because I had an ancident
with a comedian about a year ago, and then in
this podcast, they tried to give people the impression that
down there was a mild comic, which that sounds very
insulting because, like you just said, I've never done that way.
But then I realized when I was younger, I used
to like everything high kon caging everything because it was
easy for me to digest. But as I get older,

(27:17):
some of the stuff people consider to be hot is
not easy to digest. So I said, I wanted to
have a show, and they have a tour that represents
hot comedy can be digested by everybody, and that's why
I enabled the Black and Mound tour.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I like it.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Hey, can you share with bo why you are afraid
of people that do edibles?

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Why?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
What is this holl what?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Because it's a different level of math that you have
to do to do edibles. I wasn't really good at math,
and people to do edibles be like here, just take one.
Next thing. You know, you're three in and you're having
an anxiety attack on the airport, which happened to me
from years ago. Edible people are a bit different. I
don't understand them, so I'll stay away from them.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
You just got to be careful how you dose yourself.
You need to find out what your limits are before
you go in have one down your throat.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
You know.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
That's where the math comes in about. And that didn't
sound right the way I said I did it, and.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
That's where I was. I didn't excel at that, So
I'll just stick kick my regular medication, which has grown
from the ground. I'll just stick with that. I'll just
leave it at death.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Well, you shouldn't even smoke that stuff, young fellow, but
you are an organic kind of guy all day.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Organic black and mild black and mile that's my organic.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, my boy, Donnelle Rollins is at the Arlington Improv
this weekend, and I'm sorry that you didn't get in
town and time to be on the show, but you're
here in spirit. But I got to ask you, does
TMZ still stick a camera in your face sometimes? Because
last time I saw the show and they did your
eyes look like you've been reading in the dark. If
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I don't know what it's saying. I really think that
you're an undercoming police officers. It's stuff for me to
get indicted. Aren't you happy enough? You got giddy in court?
Why you want me at court? Man? It's supposed to
be a fun field weekend Man TMZ will sew up
to you late at night, two o'clock in the morning
and two o'clock in the morning. Sometimes people might be
under the influence, but you know there's a lot more.

(29:10):
I just did. I'm going to be on a new
episode of BMF. I just did my Netflix first Netflix special,
A New Day did premiere a year ago. If you
come to my show at the Improv, you will will
know that I do no jokes that I did on
my special. People that's been follow my career for years
they know every year I come, I come with a
new set and I just want to focus on making

(29:31):
people laugh. My good friend Dave Chappelle said, Donelle, it's
our job to make fun of the things that are
troubling the world, and that's what you get when you
come to a down air of own show. If you
like any of my passwork, my resume is long. I
did HBOS of Corner, I did HBOS a Wire, I
did BMF, I did Twenties, I did I played a
character in Pixars, I still winning animation Soul. I was

(29:54):
on Guide Code, I was on Chappelle's show. I've done
all these things. But if you know me from any
of that, to you, if you come and see me
do live stand of comedy, you will be a fan
for life. And I just want to focus on the
positive things I'm doing. Nobody is perfect, but we always
have an opportunity to change ourselves and look and move
forward and be better people. That's what I'm doing. And

(30:14):
more importantly, I'm here to make people laugh and have
a good time.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Amen.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
They can do whatever they want. That's not gonna affect
my show. Every time I do adedithing to sell out
is the gonna be any different from now? And I
just want to let the people down there in the
Fort Worth area know that I love coming here. I
will continue to come here, and I'm gonna give you
the best I can give you.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Boy, he is a promo machine. And Don L. Rollins, everybody,
thanks for calling man. Next time, get into town early
and we'll hang out.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
I will, but I will like to close out saying I'm.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Thanks Don ll Man. We'll see you later, all right, Okay,
Dallas the Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two fives
special thanks to Don l Over giving us a call.
You've known Donelle Rollins for a long time, and I'll
bet you he's stoned right now.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
This weekend, right, yes, yes, starting tonight and he's getting
in this afternoon, which is why he couldn't be in studio.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, but every time he gets in town early, he
comes in. So by the way, we're gonna have Rick
Ferless from Strokers coming in because there's that big Rattlesnake
round up in Walnut Springs. Yeah, the rally rally. Okay, uh.
Today we told you is International Day of Light. So
since the Brotherhood of Rock Tour has been canceled, we

(31:31):
thought we'd help out our sister station down the Hall
and give away some tickets to their BFD starring Marilyn.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Metz Yees take place at Doski's Pavilion next Sunday.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
The Beautiful, that's him, that's him. So since it's International
Day of Light, we're gonna play the intros to three
songs that have the word light in the title. And
it's pretty easy. It is, it is, It's pretty easy.
The last one may throw you for a loop, but
we'll get it done here. No, I got this email

(32:06):
from Emily to an Emily email says, how come y'all
don't do Friday fetishes anymore?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
These are the best.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Okay, you want Friday fetishes, and my God will have
some for Let me get my thing ready, all right,
these are Friday fetishes that actually exist, even though you
may not believe some of them.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
There's something for everyone.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Brace yourself, people, Now, we're on the ease right now
because we have them in alphabetical order. Yeah, here's one
called electro stimulation.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Okay, I think I know what this.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Is, using the power of electricity.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Yeah yeah, like a shot collar.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, like a shot collar. Yeah, that's right, Get you off.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's effa bopheel you what's that that's being aroused by teenagers.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
We'll get out of it.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, yeah, come on now, law people, damn right.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Parent here.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
It's also erotic exphyxiation, limiting a supply of oxygen to
the brain during sex to intensive orgasm. You ask Michael
Hutchins from In Excess and David Carradine how that worked
terribly wrong? Das, Yes, you can then, of course there's exhibitionism,
where you want to show off your naughty parts in public.

(33:22):
Everybody knows that.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Then there's something called fetishism. Okay, that a fetish of
people with.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
It's arousal to objects that have physically been in contact
with the person you wanted to bang.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Really, that's kind of stalkers.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Oh man, she drank.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Out of that glass.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Then there's formericophilia, being aroused by insects. They put insects
all over each other and go to town.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Then there's frauterism, that is feeling aroused by touching a
stranger secretly and crowded places. Oh no, you had somebody
grass on a bus or something.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Yeah, you see footage sometimes the people on a crowded
train feeling each.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Other out, or at a concert consort. There is general tophelia,
and general is what arousal to the elderly, Well, come
get yourself there.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Oh yeah, what is wrong with us?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Then there is catto pronophilia all right, feeling aroused by
the thought of having sex or actually having sex in
front of mirrors. Wow, hey to each his own. Speaking
of medicine, Yeah, did your mom ever give you paragoric?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
You remember that that is the nastiest stuff you could
possibly taste.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
That in cre emotion for children, that God the name alone.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Although when I had an upset stomach, my mother you
could buy coke syrup at the store, Just coke your
coke syrup, and she'd give me that.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
So one day I'd drag a whole half a bottle.
Oh god, I don't think you're supposed to do that better.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Well, but it's only coke syrup. Is not like I'm
going to pass.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
So you're bouncing off the walls.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Though it might have messed.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
Up my brain because look what I'm doing now, bouncing
off the walls and crapping your pants.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
All bad? All right?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Coming up?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Pick your ticket. Choose between BFD ticket starring Maryland Manson
or Jason bonhams led Zeppelin Evening. But now let's talk
about what's going on around. Yeah, there's always a lot
happening in the Metroplex every single weekend, and we need
to find out what it's time for. Hey, what what?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh my gosh, there are so many things going on
this weekend, sports fans. The Silver Boot Series continues at
Globelive Field tonight with your Texas Rangers facing off all
weekend long with the Houston Astros. First pitch tonight seven
o five. Tomorrow night, fitch will be around six oh five,
and then on Sunday, the series will wrap up with

(36:04):
a game at twelve oh five. Let's go Rangers. Good buddy,
Stars fans, put on your victory green and get ready
to cheer loudly for your Dallas Stars, game six of
Round two of the NHL Playoffs. The Stars are hoping
to bounce back from their loss last night in Winnipeg.
The puck will drop tomorrow night at seven at the

(36:25):
American Airline Center. If you're a MAVs fan, you may
want to head out to Gillies in Dallas tomorrow for
the MAVs Business Assist Festival and Market. You can enjoy
free food, entertainment, live music, all while supporting local businesses.
The event is happening from noon to three at Gillies
in Dallas. If you're a soccer fan, head out to

(36:47):
Toyota Stadium tomorrow night. FC Dallas Taken On the Houston
Dynamo match starts at seven thirty tomorrow night at Jerry
World at and T Stadium. This weekend, the Bulls will
be and the dirt will be flying. It's the PBR
World Finals. Unleash the Beast, It's the biggest event in

(37:07):
bull riding. Takes place tomorrow and Sunday. And to kick
it off tonight at Jerry World, it's Kid Rocks, Rock
and Rodeo show.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
He calls it the Unleash the Beat.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Oh I got and just announced for this weekend, Cole
Houser's Ultimate Tailgate Party at at and T Stadium, with
daily appearances by the Yellowstone Star and musical performances by
several artists, including country star Chris Lane Good other live music.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
To check out.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
BO and I I Know You and Jimmy are going
to this and AO is as well. The Chris Hold
album release party. It's happening at the Kessler Theater. Chris,
of course has been playing with the Eagles at their
shows at the Sphere in Vegas, but tonight he is
at the Kessler.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Redbeard's going so much Red And of course Normal's Restaurant is.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Right across that where you're having dinner.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Well that's I used to walk to Normous when I
lived on Winetta and Old Cliff and there it was
in all this blow this Old Home School Week in Richardson.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Lots of live music at the Wildflower Arts and Music
Festival at Gallatin Parkway, including Young the Giant Tonight.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
I know Debra and Bayley are big fans.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Oh Tomorrow, Sugar Ray and the Spin Doctors, just to
name a few. Grape Vine forty first, Daniel Main Street
Fest today through Sunday. Country star Neil McCoy will be
on stage tonight Tomorrow night in Rockwall Founder's Day, a
day packed with fun activities, food and live music. It's
at Harry Myers Park. One of my favorites, Del rio
Z and William Beckman will be playing tonight Tomorrow night

(38:39):
at six point thirty Comedy This weekend he just gave
us a call. Our buddy, Donnell Rawlings is at the
Arlington improv Then on Sunday night at Hyena's in Fort Worth.
Laugh and do some good at the Stand Up for
Pitch Show featuring comedians Rebecca Corey, Ben Creed, Ralph Barbosa
and many many more. Show benefits stand Up for Pits

(39:01):
and the work that they do to rescue pitbulls and
find them forever homes. Speaking of dogs Tomorrow at the
Cotton Bowl in Dallas. It's Dog Bowl twenty twenty five.
Oh yeah, They're turning the Cotton Bowl into.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
A huge dog park.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
It is a free event at the Past Performance Hall
in Fort Worth this weekend. The Broadway musical MJ about
the Life of Michael Jackson.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Also in Fort Worth.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Tacos and Tequila Festival tomorrow at Panther Island Pavilion. And
in Walnut Springs, Texas in Vosky County, the Texas Rattlesnake
Bike Rally at the Viper Pit on Tailgate Ranch in
Walnut Springs, Texas, featuring live music of Poker roun a,
bikini contests, and so much more. Rick Ferless from Strokers,
Dallas is going to be joining us in the eight

(39:44):
am hour to talk about that.

Speaker 6 (39:46):
And that, my friends, is just some of what's going
on this weekend.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Well take your best shot, Colt. I can close start
two five coming up. Rick Ferless from Strokers is going
to join us because there's that big rally in Walnut
Springs this weekend. That's right, we'll talk to him and
I ain't seen the guy in a while. But let's
give away a chance for you to pick your ticket.

(40:14):
You can choose between tickets to see Jason bonhams led
Zeppelin evening or tickets to see BFD with Maryland bets.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
And that is next Sunday at Doseki's Pavilion.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Beautiful, Baby, Beautiful. Every time I say Maryland Manson, I
have to do that. So here's what we're gonna do.
Today is International Day of Light, so we put together
another stupid ass contest. These are three classic rock songs
you've heard a thousand times and they all have the
word light in the title.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
But there's a bunch of songs with light in the top.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
I know only pick three, Okay, I'm on play them
for you and you see if you can guess them
two one four or eight one seven, seven eighty seven
one five? Here they are. Okay, you get them.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
You get it.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
I think I have that. You're giving it again, though,
play it again.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
I'll play it again.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Another one.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I know you knew the middle one.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yes, of course I did well and I got him right.

Speaker 6 (41:31):
Yeah, that one's kind of tricky.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I would give Anna the winner's bell.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
All right, play it again, would you?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Okay, I'll play it again because I know some of
you have a delay when we do this stuff. So
here you go. Oh man, to anybody who's any kind
of hip, those are easy. I love all of those songs,

(41:59):
especially the middle one. Right, oh yeah, I wonder why God,
there's a.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
Good hint for you guys.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
That's two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven?
This isn't all that hard. Bon in Them Show? Can
you name? I guess? Noon and them Show? Can you
name those three songs with light in the title? Are
you playing him again the third time? Playing? I'm playing again? Here?
You go, alright, Hey, you got it? You got them?

Speaker 6 (42:36):
You think I light my fire?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Yes, when the light, when the light goes out?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
What what's the actual name of the song? It only
has one word, the middle one.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Yeah, you know. We gotta be sticklers here, I'm sorry, girl. Okay,
let's try this one. Bon in Them Show, and you
name those three songs.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Light my fire, yes, lights, yes, blighted by the.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Like no, let me, let me let me run them
down again for you. Pay attention to the last one here,
all right?

Speaker 6 (43:25):
That third one's the tricky one.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Bo yes, yeah ki. It was on the radio all
through the seventies.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
It was yeah, and it's a great song.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
On them show. All right, can you name those three songs?

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Okay, I've got light My Fire? Yes, Lights by Journey, Yes.
Can you play it one more time so I can
try to catch that third?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
All right, let me play it one more time for hell.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
That Night.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
What are they recognized? If I can't come up with Oh, man.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
I gotta give you a brother on that. Come on.
I thought y'all would get this by now than artist man.
That third song figured into the movie Kingpin.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yes, it did this in Kingpin, and the artist that
sang it was just here too at the Longhorn Ball.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yes right he was, Yeah them show. Can you name
the three songs?

Speaker 9 (44:23):
Okay, last one first, because I don't think anybody got
it was Todd Runggrens. Sorry sorry sorry, it's uh sorry,
I thought the light.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, all right, there's the version.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Damn good song.

Speaker 9 (44:40):
Nobody ever talks about it.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I know well. I'm a big, big Todd Runggren fan,
have been for Oh God, I give him.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
I thought that one would be Yes.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Yes, that's one of the easiest ones boing them show,
namely the three songs before I Lose my damn mind.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Light My Fire lack.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, and I saw the light there. I saw the
light by Todd. I cannot believe he got that one.
And then miss.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Light for bailing us out.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Man.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Okay, first of all, who is this? Hey girl? All right?
Which tickets do you want? Do you want the tickets
to go see B f D with Maryland Man? Or
you want tickets to John Bonhams led Zeppelin Evening that
is coming up Wednesday at the Majestic.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
B B got it, all right?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
You got it? Hang on just a minute, we'll hook
you up. Okay, and thanks for bailing me out of this. Okay,
hold on all right. So that means we're gonna have
Jason Bonham led Zepp Beli Evening in the ticket window
at Age forty. You're coming up. Rick f Airless is
going to join us here.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
And it's free beer Friday all day along. We've got
your chance to score one hundred dollars of your favorite
drinks at Specs, your first chance to win in the
nine am hour. So if you want us to cover
your adult beverage needs for the weekend, just keep listening
to the Bow and Them Show on Dallas fort Worth's
classic rock lone Star ninety two to.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Five Dallas Fortar's classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
I always think of motorcycles when that song is played
because it's an easy rider.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Say hello to hairless On Harry, I hadn't seen you
in a while.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
How you been well, you hadn't been to siving me.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I know.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
That's why I'm still there, brother, I'm there every day.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
You work seven days a week, eight days a week,
eighty eight.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
He's like Bill from Bill's records. Tell them your schedule.
You go in at what time?

Speaker 6 (46:56):
I go in at one thirty am?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Why?

Speaker 6 (46:59):
And I go because I'm stupid?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
And what time do you get home?

Speaker 6 (47:05):
At six? That is a long day, Rick, it is.

Speaker 10 (47:08):
But if you're passionate, I'm going to say about what
you do, it's your passion. I'm hanging out with motorcycles
and cool people all day long. What could be better
than that?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Well? I remember one of the last times I was there,
our band and Randy's band played there on that outside stage.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
That was phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
And Strokers has some very good Hamburg told me you
have one of the best burger song. I'm going to
have to go and try one of you they're really good.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Anna, he wouldn't like it.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
I wouldn't like it.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Yeah, I back him.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Up on that road trip. We've got to make a
road trip. It's like eight miles from here.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Tell us about the Texas Rattlesnake Bike Rally. That's this weekend.

Speaker 10 (47:53):
The Texas Rattlesnake Bike Rally is put on by John
clay Wolf.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
You know, they give me the Van Dot friend of
the show, a great.

Speaker 10 (48:01):
Guy on the air on Saturday mornings start. So he
pretty much owns that town. So he has this dream
of making the rally one of the biggest rallies in
the South, almost like a Sturgis in Texas. I'm sure
you've been to Sturgis a couple of times, thirty eight
in a row. They used to send us there to

(48:25):
Jesse James Dupree would pay for us to fly up there. Yeah,
and we do a broadcast and then hang out and
have fun. Yeah at the Buffalo Chip.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
No, not the Buffalo Chip, Phil Throttle.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Now, maybe next year because this is the first annual, Yes, ma'am,
So maybe next year Jesse James dupre can join you guys.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
He's a great guy. He's a great guy.

Speaker 10 (48:49):
But you know, this thing is not so far fetched
because I remember when they started the Lone Star Rally
in Galveston and it was just one guy's dream and
it was just like a really small deal. And now
it's one of the biggest rallies in the country in Galveston, Texas.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Now Walnut Springs, Texas Springs, Texas.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Well, I don't own the bike and I don't ride,
but every time I have to, every time I go
to the Strokers, I feel at home. Yeah, I mean
everybody is just so nice.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
Yeah, man, real good food, real good music, and the
drinks have always been cold as all get out there.

Speaker 10 (49:26):
Absolutely, and it's going to be the same thing at
the at the Bike Rally. There at the Rattlesnake, and.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
You got some fun events going on. Oh yeah, do
tell I've heard about some of these.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Look at this. Now, this isn't my doing. This is
John clay Wolf.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
And there's a man named Brandon that owns Sunbrew and
Sunbrew is like a bikini team. So whenever you see
these places where they have bikini backwash or bikini contests
or all that, those are Brandon's girls. So he wrangles
those girls and he's a big part of this rally too,
and he has a very important job.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
And speaking of wrangling, there's also gonna be a snake show,
a beer belly pageant, So you have the bikini contest
and then the beer belly pageant.

Speaker 9 (50:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Do you have a beer belly flop too? Do you
have a pool out there?

Speaker 6 (50:15):
They got all that out.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Jello wrestling, yes, and a pillow fights.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
This is gonna be a blast fight.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
I've always hated jello, but jello wrestling is okay. There's
always room for jello wrestling.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Great live music. I see that they're gonna have live
music from a zz top Stevie Ray Vaughn tribute band
today and then tomorrow it's Electric Church, this band out
of Fort Worth, YEP.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
And also I think today Kim Yunkin is playing. And
if you've never seen him, he's an awesome artist and
he's played out at Strokers for thirty years.

Speaker 7 (50:52):
I was just down in Walnut Springs a couple of
weeks and weekends ago for an event with John clay
Wolf and Richard Rawlings and everybody.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
The car show.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
What a yeah, what a beautiful part of the country
that is. I got to get down there with the dogs.
But we had a really good time. And it's that
nice one horse town field, yeah, you know with a
main street and Pat Green played in the bar.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Yeah, two shows man.

Speaker 10 (51:17):
Yeah, it's almost like Sturges was, you know, just kind
of a main street and that's about it.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
And you know if anybody can build this thing up,
it's John Claywolf.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Well, let's talk more about it. Rick Ferless from Strokers
Dallas is here and there's more coming up as we
find out about this bike rally. Fool me once, you know,
Shame Dallas or is classic rock lone star ninety two
to five. Old friend Rick Ferless from Strokers in Dallas

(51:47):
is here to talk about the Texas Rattlesnake bike Rally. Now,
before we go any further, I have to tell you
I actually did a radio broadcast at a real Rattlesnake
rally with actual rattlesnakes around. Uh yes, yeah. And they
have a sacking contest how you can get Yes, they

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take out like a putter golf club and they get
the snake on the head or hold it down, and
they see how many they can put in a sack.
And every time one of them got bit. It didn't
make a big deal out of it.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Huh Was that in Sweetwater?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Yeah, well that's where that's where the finals were Sweetwater.
This was in Brownwood, Texas when I was working at
a country station, and these guys would get in there.
When they get bit, they go, oh, I got bit.
Whill y'all get a minute? Would you take me to
the hospital?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I would have been a little more accurate about that.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
If Walnut Springs is Rattlesnake country, I don't blame the
Rattlesnakes because it is pretty out there.

Speaker 10 (52:47):
That's kind of the start of the hill country.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Fosky County is beautiful, so love it.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Let's talk about some of the other things gonna be
happening at the Texas Rattlesna Bike Rally. Of course we
mentioned in the bikini contest, a beer belly pageant that'd
be nice, yeah, and going to be plenty to see.
And the bikini bike wash. Yeah, girls scrub it down. Girls.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Do they really do much washing of the motorcycles or
do they just like pose?

Speaker 10 (53:22):
You know, Actually they're trained to wash them, so they
do a pretty good job.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Have you ever had any trouble?

Speaker 6 (53:29):
There's no complaints and there's no complaints.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Have you ever had any trouble out of Strokers, because
I mean bikers can get rowdy.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
Yeah, but you know, we're not that kind of place.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
You know.

Speaker 10 (53:39):
It's always being a we're a family business. You know,
my mom worked there for fifteen years, my wife, my
brother in law, my kids worked there. So you know,
I've always kept that down. And you know, I think
with the clubs that we get through there, you know,
they're always great and it's a respect thing both.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yeah, well you're very wrong respected in that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
What's the wildest thing that has happened at Strokers though?

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (54:06):
Well, the I guess the wildest thing that has happened
is a couple of years ago, somebody started hollering for me.
I was in the back and they said that there's
a guy it passed out in the floor of the
men's room.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
So this is ten am, tore up.

Speaker 10 (54:26):
I go, I go into men's room and there's a
guy laying there naked. Oh, and I thought he was dead.
So we're just laying there and I'm like, oh my god.
You know, the bar wasn't even open yet. So I
took my foot and I tapped him and he let
out a grunt. So I called it like that, I
called the cops. The cops came out there, the ambulance

(54:48):
came out there. They're getting him up, and the cops said,
who is this guy? Who is this guy? I said,
I've never seen him before. So they're standing him up
and putting water in his face and kind of slapping
him around a little bit, gettinghim awake. And he looks
over there at me and the all the the EMTs
and he says.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
Hey, Rick Ferr, let's how you doing right? And I
don't know this guy.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
He said, you sure have a comfortable bathroom.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (55:15):
And then it was two days later they paged me
to the bar. There was some young man. He said,
I just wanted to apologize to you and I said
for what And he said, I'm.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
The guy that passed out in your bathroom. The other
thing man looked like he looked like a banker.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Well with clothes yeah, they they looked the same with
their clothes off. The clothes off.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
But yeah, a family place at Strokers is a real thing.
I used to work for School of Rock and McKinney,
and my experience with Strokers was to go up there
like a Saturday afternoon and the kids would get up
on that great Stroker stage and kick ass.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Oh yeah, it's great.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
Yeah, so that's the thing.

Speaker 10 (55:56):
We've been having live music for thirty years, and we
try to bring in the DFW bands. Yeah, try to
bring in like Bo said, We've had Bo and Randy
and there. So we get a lot of bands through
there over the last thirty years.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
And how did you get involved with all this going
on in the Springs?

Speaker 10 (56:15):
I met John clay Wolf and you know when Richard
Rawlins is a part of this thing too, and you know,
so they asked me if I would be part of
the of the troop that comes out there, and Sunbrew
Brandon is a friend of mine. So I think it's
a huge opportunity to get a major rally here in
North Texas.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Good group.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
Yeah, this is the.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
First one, the first of many people coming from all over.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
Yes, ma'am. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (56:41):
I talked to him yesterday and they said the r
v's and the motor homes are already lining up out there.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Oh cool, cool, cool.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
Yeah, it's one of the prettiest parts of this state
I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
It makes me want to drive out there.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
It's good.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
Two hours from my house, and I would go twice
that far to go back and hang out again.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Got to go back.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Well, I'm from a small town, so I like being
in small Yeah. It feels good out there, he does.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Rick ferless By, Rick, thanks for coming.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Thanks for having me, York. We love you, Rick, Thank you,
and good luck. At the Texas Rentals Snake Bike Rally,
hope nobody passes out your restroom. Niccad Okay, thank you,
thank Greg Fairlots Ranks, Rack Dallas fors Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five. Let's take care of the business

(57:31):
at hand. Who got our Jason Bonham led Zeppelin Experience tickets.
Was a nice guy. His name is Larry rawlings Man.
He's a good man. Good deal, good deal. Okay, see
if you remember this guy. Joe Don Baker, he played
Buford Pusser in the nineteen seventy three movie Walking Pall.

(57:55):
He just died at the age of eighty nine. Bless
I know he was that old. In February twelfth, nineteen
thirty six, in Grosbeck, Texas, which is about forty miles
from course to Canada. I've driven through there a few times.
He played football and basketball well enough to earn a
sports scholarship to North Texas State College, which is now

(58:15):
University of North Texas, where he earned a bachelor's degree
in business administration in nineteen fifty eight. Well, so much
for that degree, because he became an actor. His career
took off in the mid sixties when he moved to
Los Angeles, where he starred in TV roles in shows
like High Chaparral, Mission Impossible. Yes, he was in Ironside,

(58:39):
the Streets of San Francisco, Gun Smoke, and The Mod.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Squad, some great shows Yon.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Before he took the spotlight as a leading man along
with Walking Tall. He was in that nineteen ninety one
Robert de Niro remake of Cape Fear.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Oh that was good, yunceler Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Before that, he played a villain in the nineteen eighty
seven James Bond movie The Living Daylights featuring Timothy Dalton
is Bond and then CIA agent Jack Wade in two
Bond films starring Pierce Brosnan, GoldenEye in nineteen ninety five
and Tomorrow Never Dies in ninety seven. He was life.
He was He was a really good character. Actor, and

(59:18):
he always had that tough guy appearance, but he also
had a sweet side when he played roles like.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Because he was from Texas. That's why damn right hey,
speaking of Texas, a bunch of Kyle's bow are going
to be descending on the city of Kyle, Texas that's
just south of Austin. Yet it's happening this weekend. It's
an annual tradition, but they're not going to be doing
what they have in years past. Normally, the Kyles gather
in Kyle, Texas hoping to break the Guinness World Record

(59:45):
for the largest gathering of people with the same first name.
But I guess they were embarrassed last year when they
didn't make break the records.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
They're not even trying.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
They're not even trying. They're just gonna gather hang out.
But watch this year be the year they get the
most Kyle.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
You ever want to go and go to Kyle, Texas
and shout it okay and see how many people look around.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Happens a lot. I'm gonna try to get the most
Anna's in Anna, Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
That's right, good idea, I'd go to that. Okay, here's
a cutesy story for you. When Olivia Morris got engaged
and began designing her happily ever after, she could have
called upon a wedding planner, friends, or the Internet. Instead,
she turned to the place that fit best, a Dallas

(01:00:34):
area dairy queen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Her wedding was Jean I'll explain Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
She got the idea the moment she got engaged to
a guy named Bradley Blizzard real name, who loved dairy Queen,
and not just because of his bizarre last name. Dairy
Queen doesn't exactly kate her weddings. Nonetheless, Morris's request was
for the restaurant to provide sweet treats for everyone at
her wedding for free, and they did. The restaurant welcomed

(01:01:01):
the happy couple for an engagement shoot and then gave
them dairy Queen swag for their bachelor and bachelorette parties,
and on their wedding day they provided free blizzards for everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
That's sweet, nice, very romantic.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
I never knew there was somebody with the last name Blizzard,
Blizzard Blizzard. Maybe there's someone named Rainstorm or something that
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
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Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Cold as a look your ex wife gives you when
you'll walk into the road.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Really, Bo, tell me more.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Oh, yeah, I have an X.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I know you do, but we leave each other alone.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Distance has made the heart. Girl fonders. Yes, exactly, exactly
long distance.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Thank god, it's Friday. Okay, let's talk some time waster, all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Right, Bocihaus, This is what we have up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone Star ninety two
five dot com. Willie Nelson's annual Outlaw Tour has officially begun.
The track got underway in Phoenix on Tuesday night, featuring
performances by Bob Dylan Wilco, Sheryl Crow and Moore. The tour,
of course, making a stop at Dolseki's Pavilion on July fifth,

(01:02:38):
that's fourth of July weekend, and Bob Dylan's set included
several notable moments, like the first performance of Mister Tambourine
Man since twenty ten. He also performed it Ain't Me Babe,
which I love, and he closed with the cover of
The Pogue's A Rainy Night in Soho. We have a
link to the story where you can check out those

(01:02:59):
performances up on our page. The Doobie Brothers have released
the fourth of ten songs off their new album Walk
This Road. It's called Angels and Mercy and it was
written by Pat Timmins, who says it's fast and loud,
maybe the most rocking thing on the album.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Here he is talking about what the song is about.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
It's a song about a desperate man at the end
of his rope. He's been running for a long time
from one thing or another and looking for redemption. As
the song builds, I want the listener to feel the
struggle on the desperation of this guy and to understand
that there's deliverance waiting right there, right in front of him,

(01:03:40):
and all he has to do is reach out and
grab it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Well, there you go, reach out and grab it. Dan.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I think he's talking about, you know, success. Oh oh yeah,
you're talking about something. If you want to hear Angels
and Mercy, we have it up on our page. Walk
This Road, by the way, first collection of new material
with Michael McDonald since nineteen eighties, One Step Closer. It's
going to be out June sixth. The Kings have announced
that the third part of the career spanning the Journey

(01:04:07):
trilogy is on the way. The Journey Part three is
going to be out July eleventh.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
We have the track list up and also some videos.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Red Hot Chili Peppers have shared a snippet of their
appearance on the Netflix animated series Love, Death and Robuts,
where a director David Fincher has transformed their performance of
Can't Stop at Ireland's Slang Castle in two thousand and
three into a song done with marionettes, you know, puppets,
and honestly, Flea looks.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Good as a puppet, probably better than he does in
real life.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Modern English, who start their tour with Simple Minds and
Soft Cell Today in Washington State, have kicked off a
new remix series of singles We have not fake up
on our page. And that tour by the way, making
a stop at the pavilion at Toyota Music Factory on Sunday,
June first. And finally, it's Friday. And who doesn't want
in the world words of Queen to break free? Check

(01:05:03):
out this video of this cat's incredible escape. We have
the video up on the Bow and Them show page
at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Animals are getting smarter.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
They're gonna come for us one day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Let's hear it for radio.

Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
Let's radio.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
It pays our bills, don't you know? Would life be mercy?
We have to send up smoke signals or something. Well,
I'm glad it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Oh, you and me both. I'm so ready for this weekend.
Oh ye plans tonight? I know you guys have yeah Kessler, baby, Yeah,
let's go.

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
Are you going to no?

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
No, no, no no no. I've had a friend of ours
retirement party in deep ellam Oh so yeah. So I'm
gonna get tore up from the floor up you do
at home.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
See she got it all worked out. Say hello to
everybody for a thing is planned out.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
You give Jimmy and Redbeard.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
A big hug from.

Speaker 7 (01:06:00):
Me, A hug.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Yeah, but I won't rub up against him when I
know you know you want to. No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
We'll get him drunk first.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
You better get me real drunk. Yeah, all right, So
it was a fun week.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
It was Greg Ferless of Strokers, Dallas, Thank you so
much for stopping by to tell us about the Texas
Rattlesnake Bike Rally that Strokers is a part of. Loved
his story about that guy that he found in the men's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Naked guy that was passed out naked and they shook
him away.

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
He goes, okay, and guess what, everybody not a biker
a suit?

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Yes, it was a suit of a suit. Well, they
secretly like to go to places like that. But yes,
thanks Rick, I haven't seen Rick Ferless in a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
He's a sweetheart.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
And next week road trip.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
I want a hamburger from Strokers.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
Now, Oh, you gotta get walked, No problem right there by,
love Field man, get on all right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
So our after show decompression session is coming up next
and you can join in anytime. Yont to Facebook Live Facebook.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
You have to make a short one though, because we
have a meeting with the boss.

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
Another being there, we got her tenor well, get on
a chat for a minute, though.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Be that as it may.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
You all ready, Yes, sir, god, it's right right. I'm
losing money and it's your dogs a.

Speaker 7 (01:07:27):
Weekly calling you confirm a story that your animal rescue
shelter is applying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Please the DM me to amusement parks.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
What she's slip me a free shripped humble and we've
been together ever since.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
She says that she loves you. Yes, sir, it's the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Weekend, Yes it is, and it starts with today, which
happens to be right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
And you can see I'm enjoying a white cancel Berger.
My god, that is just sick. He thinks I'm incredible.
We're perfect for each other.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
You're asking for a spiking, young lady.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
I need a super spike it you posa all right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
No food in here, just a donut box with a
mouse in it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
We kept a giant motion enough foot bob bob boom.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
You want to see me make it sort of?

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
I think I could handle does this every Friday. Yeah,
we'll have yourselves a great weekend. We'll see on the
after show, and we'll see on Monday on the show
No Show, Bye Bye,