Full Show Replay- Linda Lash Serves Bo 'Eggs Bend-a-Dick'. Mr. T and The Women. (Ep 1375)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Looking for an exciting new career. I sure, then you
could come work at the New Orleans Jail. Yes, we're
looking for somebody to replace an employee that we recently
had to part ways with.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Are you a self starter? Are you organized? I can
be sure.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Do you promise not to help ten inmates escape? Excuse
me just wondering if you the listener, would it help
any inmates escape? Apply to work at the New Orleans Jail.
Your exciting new career starts today.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Imagine yourself on a dream vacation, sipping my ties, surfing
at waika Kei, basking in the warm Hawaiian suns, swimming
in the tropical ocean. Your vacation is about to end.
Beneath these ways, I sahrror beyond imagining hungry or human flesh.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
The bow and them show coming up from the DEVI.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Run get out of its way if you can't. A
monster that rips the tears, hungry for flesh. A living title.
Wave of terror is right here.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You're boy eating its.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Way up from the depths, and your vacation is about
to end.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Welcome back to everybody's favorite game show, Are you Stupid?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Here's your host, President Donald Trump.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Hi, folks, welcome back to Are You Stupid? The game
show where I ask if you do something or if
you're stupid. Shelley, you have control of the board.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Let's do this.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Somebody offers you a free luxury plane.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Do you take it? Or are you stupid?

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Well, that seems like a bribe, so.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
It looks like you're stupid. Next question, somebody wants to
give you a mansion. Do you take the mansion? Or
are you stupid?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I suppose I'd like to ask why they're giving me
such a lavish gift.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
And nope, you don't ask questions, You just take it.
Looks like you're stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
I don't understand this game, and you never will.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Join us next time for another round of are You Stupid?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
I've seen all kinds of dishonesty in my day, but
this little display takes the cake.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
What's the matter with you, guys? I don't know. We're
just trying to figure it out as we go along.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
There's nothing wrong with us.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, I don't know. If i'd say that, it's the
rest of the world that's not.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
In Yes, that's right, you tell them, Well, that's the excuse.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm gonna give that. How is everybody?

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Everybody good?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Today is Ask Us Stuff Day? And you guys didn't disappoint,
not at all, Just like always. You gave us some
good questions on the ask of Stuff hotline and we
shall answer them today and we'll play Choose your News
so you can win tickets to BFD featuring Maryland Manson
at Noseki's Pavilion that'll be coming up Sunday this Sunday.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Plus we'll hook you up with a four pack of
VIP tickets to the Texas Monthly Taco Festival in Grand
Prairie that is a week from Saturday.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
I stuck your face with some of the best tacos in.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Texas and I'm a freak for tacos. Road trip to
Grand Prairie for that, I think so too. That might
be kind of fun. You think we could get hooked
up with some of them, will work on that, Roberts.
That sound good to meet? Well. Yes, Today a wilday,
and it is May twenty first, which means today we're celebrating, Yes,

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rapture party Day.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Excuse me.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Harold Camping, former president of Family Radio, a Christian broadcasting network,
made a prediction in two thousand and one that the rapture,
the start of the end of the world and the
taking up of Christian believers in the heaven would occur
on May twenty first, twoenty eleven. Looks like old Harry
missed it by fourteen years so far.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Yeah, we shall not know the time at the end
of the world, and I.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Don't even want it all the time. Surprise me, Lord, that's.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
What the Bible says, and everybody always skips over that.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I know. I don't tell them bout the end. Well, men,
I've got too much stuff to do. Let thou stand
around and look at thy watch. It is time is
coming National Memo Day, Because who doesn't like to get
a long, rambling memo from your job's higher ups that
don't seem to have anything to do with what you
do and don't make any sense in it.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
We get way too many.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
When was that line in office space about the memo?
I have the memo? Yeah, thank god? I wish there
was only one National Juice Slushy Day.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
I do like that.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Slushies are icies. They're going to hit the spot when
the summer gets going around here. You know what I
like to do. I like to freeze doctor pepper, or
some fruit juice like pineapple juice, just enough to be
halfway between frozen and unfrozen, and grab a spoon and
shove it in. So with you there, bo, it is
I need a patch for that day.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Boy Scouts and Girls Scouts.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Thomas and Ruth Roy of well capt Holidays created today's holiday,
explaining it by saying they have patches for nicotine, they
have patches for pain. How about a patch for running noses,
bad hair or crappy morning attitude?

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Hey, I'm with them.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
It is also national Strawberries and cream days. Love it.
It is a British dish that dates back to the
year fifteen fourteen that has always served at the Wimbledon
tennis tournament. It's one of the few British dishes that
actually taste good. I don't know if you've ever had
a meal in London before, but Dan.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
It's pretty bland. I've eve been the fish and chips,
but I gave you some sticky toffee pudding and you
tell me that was not delicious?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
That was good too.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
And like the British, don't say strawberries, it's strawberries. It
is turned Beauty Inside Out Day created by new Moon Magazine,
a magazine for young girls. In response to People magazines
fifty Most Beautiful People list, new Moon has published a
list of twenty five beautiful girls that focused on the
inner beauty instead of the outer beauty. Doesn't matter how

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good looking someone is on the outside, if they're rotten
on the inside, cut them loose.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Very true.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
And speaking of that National Waiters and Waitresses Day. Yeah,
always treat them with respect, no matter if you're having
a really crappy day. Rule number one, never be rude
to anyone that's handling the food you're fixing the right
And rule number two. If you go out on the
blind date looking to find love with someone and they're
really really rude to the server, dump them right then

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and there, walk out and stick them with a bill.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
This is a tough job.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, come on, quld being a dick. What do y'all
tip about twenty percent or so at least twenty If
I'm not tipping twenty something went wrong, Yeah, something went
wrong and it wasn't my fault. That's right. Okay, Sports
of Wall Short's coming up.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
Let's do it this morning. Okay, give it to us. Roberts.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Are you sure you want it?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Please, I'll bet you want it. I want it? Best
take it right.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Out, fire bad.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Frankenstein, Yes, I got it, fire Bed Edgar Winter Group.
I saw them open for West Bruce and Lange back
in the early seventies. And also so I'm at the
fiftieth anniversary of the Louisville Pop Festival in twenty nineteen
and the boys.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Still the early seventies. How old were you ten?

Speaker 7 (07:45):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I was about eighteen?

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Wow, look at you go.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
You're a cool kid, a seventies child. Well, I at
least passed for one. Anyway, Hey, rashkills at six thirty
and it's nine verse sports of all Sorry.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
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Speaker 2 (08:02):
Well, in case you've been in Nacoma for a while,
your Dallas Stars will play Game one of the Western
Conference Finals tonight at the American Airline Center, and former
Edmonton euler who are going to be playing, Wayne Gretzky,
was in the Stars locker room after Dallas beat Winnipeg
to advance. Dallas will face the franchise with the great

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one that was a four time Stanley Cup champion. With
that team, Gretzky told the Stars he had so much
fun watching them play and that they were now going
to play quote one of the greatest teams ever.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yeah, you're not part of that team anymore, Wayne.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, well, of course he's gonna say that.

Speaker 8 (08:39):
No.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Edmonton won the West Final over the Stars in six
games last year. That was then, this is now. But
they lost to Florida in a seven game Stanley Cup finals. Now,
what a great honor to have the greatest player of
all time down here after the game and say hello.
Stars coach Pete Debor said. De Borr was on the
coaching staff for Canada for the team's Four Nations Face

(09:02):
Off title earlier this year. Remember that, Yeah, and during
that period he got to spend some time with Gretzky.
Now he said, we're going to be up against some
pretty good team right now. Stars captain Jamie Benn said yesterday,
the day before hosting Game one against Edmonton, I had
to ask him who he was cheering for, and he
didn't answer. Obviously, Yeah, you knew what he was thinking.

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But of course he's not going to say that. Stars.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
It was nice that he said about the Stars that
they played fair. Did you hear that?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh no, I didn't hear that.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
That they played fair, and that's why he respected him
so much. Okay, let's talk Dallas Cowboys. Jerry Jones and
the Dallas Cowboys would be smart to extend multiple players
this offseason, in addition to All Pro pass rusher Michael Parsons,
were still waiting on that deal.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
Bot.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh yeah, we Robie Parson.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
While Parsons should be the top priority, left guard Tyler Smith,
cornerback to Ron Bland, and kicker Brandon Aubrey, probably the
best player last year, all deserved new deals.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
H duh.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Yeah, Jerry clearly has not learned his lesson by dragging
out contract extensions. Michael Parsons price has increased by some
five million dollars since the season ended, and now the
same can be said about Tyler Smith, who was just
named one of the best players in the league under
age twenty five. This is yet another example of Jerry
Jones waiting until the eleventh hour, especially since organized team

(10:27):
activities have begun at the Star in Frisco. It burned
him with Ceedee Lamb and Dak Prescott last year and
it is going to burn him again with Michael Parsons
and Tyler Smith if he keeps dragging this out. Come on, Jerry,
during your job done so we can have a better
season than this season.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Micah goes high, Jerry goes low. This is a nail
bider man staying in the NFL. Yesterday there was a big,
old fancy meeting of NFL team owners. This was in Minneapolis,
and they decided to give it the green flag to
compete in flag football for a lot of NFL players
in the LA Olympics twenty twenty eight. The vote authorize

(11:04):
the league to negotiate safety provisions.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
And scheduling logistics. I'll bet that's going to be a
workout of a job right there. With NFL Players Association,
they're going to be the ones that are man handling
which players get to go in there and how they
spread it out evenly. The resolution will allow only one
player per NFL team to represent a country in the Olympics.
Each team's designated international players can also compete. Several big

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stars in the NFL have expressed interest in playing. Kansas
City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Kill
and Vikings running back Aaron Jones as well.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Three people who can't afford to get it right.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, so how do they work that out. It's a
lot to think about, but they're going to do it.
The ten player Olympic rosters will be selected by the
national committee for each country, six teams each in separate
tournaments for men and women. The game itself is on
a five on five competition on a fifty yard field.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, you don't need one hundred yard field when you're
playing flag football sort of something arena football. I'm excited. Well,
but well, there's tackling in arena football. This is like
what you play when your friends get to but.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
You can still mess up your knees or your ankle.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Oh yeah, God, one wrong cut while you're running a coach,
I'm not gonna make it. Fresh off his PGA Championship win,
Scottie Scheffler, the three time major winner, will compete in
the Charles Swab Challenge in Fort Worth this weekend at
the Colonial Country Club. Scheffler, who moved to Dallas as
a child, attended the University of Texas. He has never

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won the Charles Swab Challenge in five prior appearances. The
Charles Schwab Challenge will take place from tomorrow and run
through Sunday. The Colonial Club of par seventy Course in
Fort Orth has hosted the invitational tournament since it began
in nineteen forty six, that crazy right after World War Two.

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Days after winning a third career Major, Scheffler is looking
for his first win in the Charles Schwap Challenge. Scheffler
finished tied for fifty fifth in his twenty twenty debut
and missed the cut in twenty twenty one. Now, in
twenty twenty two, he lost a playoff to Sam Burns
before finishing third in twenty twenty three and second in

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twenty twenty four, So maybe this will be his year.
Former Major winner and homeboy Jordan Speith will also compete
this weekend, so I wouldn't care if either one of
them won.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Day true, Well, it was not a good night for
your Texas Rangers at Yankee Stadium last night, as Aaron
Judge hit a two run homer, rookie Will Warren struck
out a career high ten, and the New York Yankees
beat the Texas Rangers five to two last night. Jonah
Hims two run Homer off Ian Hamilton with two outs
in the ninth prevented a shutout for the Rangers. Bruce Bochi,

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by the way, didn't get to see that play in person,
since he was cooling his heels after he was ejected
by plate umpire Carlos Torres for arguing over wrong ball
call on Aaron Judge.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I like to see him kick dirt on the umpire's
shoes when he does.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
It was Bochie's first injection of twenty twenty five and
probably not probably the last. The Rangers loss for the
third time in four games following a six game winning streak,
while New York has now won nine of twelve to
move a season best nine games over five hundred two.
Teams face off again today in the Bronx, with right
hander Jacob deGrom on the mound for the Rangers first

(14:24):
pitch tonight six oh five. You can watch that game
on the Rangers Sports Network fiball all right.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Among the things going on this weekend, the Indy five hundred,
It is landing. Yeah, we're going to see some race
cars that we haven't seen out there before, and this
is going to be very entertaining to watch Oscar Meyer
is getting out.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
They gonna race.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yes, my god, if I'm reading correctly, they have a
whole collection of him. They're about to roll out Oscar
Meyer hitting the racetrack with the debut of the first
ever Weenie five hundred.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Okay, what a name.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
The competition will see the brands iconic wienermobiles racing at
the Indy five hundred this weekend on the historic track
of Indianapolis Motor Speedway. This is the first competitive race
for the entire Wienermobile fleet and the first time all
six vehicles have gathered in over a decade. So each
wienermobile is going to represent a distinct regional hot dog.

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There's gonna be the Shy Dog. Shy dog short for Chicago,
of course, Shintown Yeah, Chicago style dog representing the Midwest,
the New York Dog of course, East Coast, the Slaw Dog,
Southeast the Sonoran dog.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I want one of those, maybe two dog yeah. And
then the Southwest is the Chili dog. South.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Chili dog is in the South, I'm sorry. And then
Seattle represents the Northwest. There is a Seattle dog that
I know nothing about, and my fat ass would like
to explore that one some more. The event's going to
include custom hotdogger racing suits and a finish line celebration
in the Wiener Circle. The race is Friday afternoon, one

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thirty Texas time. It's gonna be stream live on the
Fox Sports App. Highlights will also air during the NY
five hundred pre race show Sunday on Fox.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Let the old jokes begin. You're ready for this?

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Okay, give it to us.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson are reportedly engaged, according to
a New York Time source who claims Hudson shared the news.
Belichick has not confirmed on the engagement and his rep
has not commented. Would it be extra funny if his

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arm Candy announced it without telling Bill first. Engagement rumors
began swirling after Hudson was seen wearing a diamond ring
in New York City again at the NFL Honors ceremony.
Belichick has not confirmed the engagement, and his rep, of course,
has not commented either. Meanwhile, Belichick's boat, formally named eight Rings,

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has been renamed one plus eight rings.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
So the Super Bowl rings and the engagement.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Ring, adding to the rumor. Yeah. The couple first met
in twenty twenty one, when Belichick signed Hudson's College test
book during a flight. Ah eight love grand Man. God,
that's freaky and foolish, and the freaking fool File is
next on the bowl with them show. If you're real nice,

(17:28):
I'll let you go on Bill Belichick's boat, don't you know? Okay,
our first round of asking stuff questions is coming up,
and we got some good ones. But now it's six
forty five and time for the freaking fool File. By
the way, speaking of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, yeah,
his longtime drummer Stan Lynch is seventy years old.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Well, happy birthdays, Dan.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
We had a big falling out years ago.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Well, here's another case of the freaking fool File. And
sports of all sorts, crossing paths, track suits are out,
birthdays suits are yeah, excuse me. At least that's the
vibe of the Carolina Foothills Resorts. Buck Naked Creek.

Speaker 10 (18:06):
Streak five K on June the fourteenth, again with this,
the clothing optional trail race at the nudist resort in
northern Spartanburg County has a record one hundred and sixty
one people signed.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Up so far.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
A lot of naked people in.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
The world The race is going into its eleventh year.
About twenty five people ran the first race, but it's
gotten a lot bigger in the past decade. The community,
one of only a handful of nudist retreats in South Carolina,
dates back to nineteen ninety one, when a dozen founders
set up the campus on ninety two acres, just a
mile north of Strawberry Hilled USA and the surrounding peach orchards.

(18:48):
I don't know if where that nasty ass strawberry heel
wine came from there, but oh yeah, that's the rot. Yeah.
Get sick on that one time and you'll never want
any wine again.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
I really enjoyed it in high school.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
It has plenty of amenities. A hot tub, two swimming pools,
a pool table, a pokel table.

Speaker 11 (19:07):
Table's table, and then the pool taper, pickleball, mini golf, horseshoes,
and darts as long as you're careful not to stick
one in your private Plus not only that, Yeah, there's
a clubhouse with a DJ spitting the tunes while you
dance around and watch everybody's naughty bits fly.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
God, you gotta at least wear an athletic supporter a jockstrap.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
At least it wouldn't be the Naked five K.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Then if you ran it you might get a hernia
if you're a guy. Yes, everything banging around against your
bond and no.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
So we talked about the Weenie five hundred. Now we
have the Weeni five k.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah, Tweeny Day. Although it's not exactly officially titled that,
it just kind of is.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
It is okay. Let's travel to New York, where New
Yorker Jill Sutherland came up with a wild plan to
have his wife killed and fed to pigs because he
decided that he'd rather be with his mistress. This guy's
been watching way too many horror movies now. He asked
someone to do the job, offering one thousand dollars that's it,

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a nice bottle of bourbon, and even said he'd have
a nun's van to move the body.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
A nuns van.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Yeah, I guess that makes it okay, Yeah, because you
can go to confession afterwards.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Blessing of the Lord.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
He also asked the hitman to set fire to the
car the mother of an incarcerated man who shared a
child with Sutherland's girlfriend, which is exactly as convoluted as
it sounds now. The plot fell apart when the hit
man he asked turned out to be working with the FBI.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
The man pleaded guilty in court, admitting to the scheme,
and he's now facing serious consequences, which surely include a
conversation with the nun who owned the band. Sutherland also
admitted to leaving a dead goose on the doorstep of
the home of his wife's mother with a threatening note
stuffed in the birds beat. This guy ain't right in.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Ahead, Yeah, but he goes for detail, doesn't he? How
can I make this weirder than it already?

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Is that poor goose study due to him a threatening note?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Creepy is cooked. That's serial killer stuff right there.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Okay, if you're driving around in Charleston, South Carolina, and
you pay attention to the billboards, you're probably gonna see
this personal injury attorney pop up out there, sort of
like we see Jim on the billboards around town around here.
This Charleston, South Carolina personal injury attorney was arrested by
police after police say he was downtown yelling at the

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top of his lungs and all he had on was
shoes and underwear.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I well you gotta be comfortable while you're out yelling
at people another. It sounds like Hunter Thompson's lawyer.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
A fifty three year old William Mullens McLeod Junior, who
was charged with public disorderly conduct booked into jail for
his bizarre behavior, and the cops think he might have
been really drunk, really stoned, or maybe a combo platter
of both ye or just playing crazy as an outhouse rat.
The officer in the area of King Street and Murray
Boulevard and Charleston observed McLeod walking along the battery in

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only his shoes and underwear, screaming things at the top
of his lungs. A officer said they confronted McLeod, who
began rambling incoherently. They cuffed him and stuffed him, and
they tried to identify him, but he didn't have any pockets.
He didn't have any idea on him. McLeod reportedly told
cops he was Superman and God.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
At the same time. Wow, I want to party with
that guy.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Man superpowers are at there.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I don't know. I don't want party with the guy
that he may get you arrested. Okay. Several Tampa Bay
area realtors have raised the alarm about a disturbing pattern
involving a man they believe is targeting real estate female
agents during home showings. Now, what this guy does is

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takes off his shoes inside a home for sale, telling
the agent he wants to see what the carpet feels like,
and then asks the agent to do the same thing
so she too can feel what the carpet feels like.
Then he takes off his socks and asks the agent
to do the same thing and go barefoot too. He
then pretends to drop something and reaches down and starts

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rubbing the woman's bare toes while moaning. One female agent
said the man told her there was an ant on
her foot before bending down, grabbing her shoe and rubbing
her feet and moaning some more. Once she just kick
him right in the mouth, right, They say. He allegedly
uses fake house to her bookings or drops in at

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an open house to get close to the female agents,
specifically to make contact with their feet. So far, the
feet fetish guy hasn't been caught yet because he always
gives a false name. Don't you just love the freaking
fool file? Because there's so many different people that are
a lot more screwed up than anybody.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
You know.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
There is so much crazy in the world.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
Bow.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
It does make me feel better about myself. That's why
we have the freaking fool Hey coming up next hour.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
It's time again for the game you love to hate,
Choose your News. You picked the story that Bo made up,
and you're gonna win a nice prize pack. It includes
tickets to BFD this Sunday featuring Marilyn Manson. Plus you're
gonna get a four pack of VIP tickets to the
Texas Monthly Taco Fest and Grand Prairie Saturday, May thirty.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
First.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
If you want to win, be listening around seven fifty
for Bo's Choose Your News here on the Bow and
Them show on Dallas. For Ward's classic rock Love Star
ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I don't want to lose your love tonight. I want
to have to say for you one more time before
I break up with you tomorrow. Okay, nice? Yeah, real nice.
I like to plan out my relationship, don't you know. Nice?
See how you work, That's how I roll. Okay. Today
is Ask Us Stuff Day, where you can ask us
whatever question you want us to answer. We'll do the

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leg work for you, and you can always call the
Aska Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred. Here's what we found on the Ask of
Stuff hotline today. Ready and this one is dedicated to you, Annabelle. Okay, ready,
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
The question is actually for Anna. I was hearing about
the heyday of radio traffic reports and all the helicopters
up in the air, and it was wondering if you
were ever in any of the helicopters were involved in
any answer?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Were you ever in a flying copter?

Speaker 5 (25:48):
No.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
By the time I started doing the traffic reports, our
company had stopped using the helicopters due to the incidents
that happened in two thousand and two when a helicopter
with my friend Starlene Stringer, remember it part landed here
in north Down, like five minutes from here. And then
in two thousand and seven there was another hard landing
Fox Sports Chip Wagner was on that flight. So there's

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been several incidents like that. But by the time I
started doing traffic reports here on Lone Star in the afternoon,
they'd already stopped using the helicopter They.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Got screens everywhere, so we.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Don't get a lot of information from text, dot, from
phone calls and everything, so weak webs We have a
computer website that we go to and he gives us
all the accidents installed vehicle reports.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Well, we used to have a woman that worked here
named Perry something.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Ye, Harry, my friend Perry now walks with a cane
because of a helicopter accident during air traffic report.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yes, yes, I remember.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
It was up on the twelfth floor when we worked
up on the twelfth floor.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
She was freaked out too.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Can you blame her?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
No, I wouldn't get into helicopter again either.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
I did about nine years in total traffic and at
one point they trained me to do fort or traffic from.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
A cessna from a set. Yeah, it was fun. It
was so much fun. You just fly around the city
center there and look down and get on the air.
But you have to keep circling back because I think
you might miss something.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
Well here, I did a helicopter tour in Hawaii. You
know there's free tours if you go to the timeshare thing.
And a week after we did that helicopter tour, that
helicopter crashed.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh, whoo oh.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, I ain't real fond of shoppers either. Okay, here's
another one, speaking of flying.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
I'm gonna bomb me a flying car.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
License.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Thank you, y'all have rest.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I love your show.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, well, thank you. By the way, to operate a
flying car, you will need both a driver's license for
the road use and a pilot's license for flying.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Well.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Yeah, because really it's just a plane.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
I know.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
You also need a wing and a prayer. Yeah, a
long prayer.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
The FAA treats flying cars like any other aircraft, except
for flying a drone because nobody's in it.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Now.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
If you're flying in a car, you'll need also a
light sport or private pilot certificate. Now you might also
need a motorcycle or automobile driver's license. Basically, the powers
that be haven't run into something like this because flying
cars aren't commercially available yet, and when they are, we're
all in trouble.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
You just had that story about the flying car, and
it's the price a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
A million dollars, just a million dollar. I don't want
to I don't want to fly in a car like that.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Enough.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Okay, here's a question about a superstition.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Hey, bocom on y'all. Hey, why do they say knock
on wood for good luck?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Got cars? A ghost?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Star?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yes, knock on wood for the star, knock on wood
for the stars. The reason you're supposed to knock on
wood is because the spirit of the tree that lives
in the tree, Yeah, is supposed to protect you from harm. Really,
the spirit of the wood in the tree is supposed
to protect you from Heart's fascinating. Of course, if you

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knock on wood and go outside and get hit by
a car, then I guess they start.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Either that or the spirit of the tree didn't like you.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, here's one.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
Why is it when you sit on the tone to
poop start using your cell phone? You don't poop, But
as soon as you can get look yourself one, I'll
put yourself one away.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
You start pooping, Well, that's because you're concentrating on talking
and not on the loaf pinching. We're multitasking on the john.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Thanks for sharing, sir.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Once you hang up, it's like, okay, time to push
it out.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
There's a question about a band I used to play
on the radio a long time ago.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
I'm curious what happened to the band crew maybe some
of the members in it.

Speaker 11 (29:53):
I don't even know.

Speaker 8 (29:54):
Thank You and Goodbye.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
They used to have a song called what You're Gonna
Do when she said goodbye and they had Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Pablo Cruz initially disbounded in nineteen eighty five and eighty
six because of creative differences. Also, one of the members
of the band got married. I wanted to spend more
time with his family. They reunited in two thousand and four.
Continued to tour with two of the original members. One
of the guys, Bud Cockrell, died on March sixth, twenty
ten from diabetes at the age of fifty nine. So

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some form of Pablo Cruz still tours, mainly in California,
so they're still around.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
I had their album Worlds Away back when I was
a middle school kid and learning how to play the drums.
I think for some reason I thought I need to
learn how to play drums like Pablo Cruz.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
But I do remember playing the hell out of what
You're going.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
To Do, and it was like on Hot Rotation when
I was growing up.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Had another song a follow up called Love Will Find
a Way. Yes, Yes, Okay, here's the last one, and
it's an opinion question. Okay, okay, here you go.

Speaker 8 (30:56):
I need to have a question for each of y'all
to answer individually. If you had one movie to watch
for the rest of your lives, which one would it be?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Oh, the old Desert Island question?

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Yeah, okay, one movie, just one movie?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Or well, I'll tell you what do a serious movie
and a comedy because you gotta have both. Okay, what
do you think?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
So my serious movie Funny Girl with Barbar Streiss. I
should have known, yes, you should have. And for the comedy,
Princess Bride. I can see that movie over and over
and over it.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Okay a, oh, what are your two? Does Star Wars
and New Hope count as a serious movie? Yeah? I
guess so, all right, I gotta have that. That's my
go to.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
And then funniest movie you've ever seen don't want to
Live Without is Raising Airs?

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Oh yeah, yes, Well my serious one, and I talked
about this when Gene Hackman died, is a movie called
Scarecrow with Gene Hackman and Hino. Yeah. That's there's some
other people in it too. And as far as a comedy,
if I don't have Raising Arizona I would like to

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have used cars with current Russell.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
Yeah that was great.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Come on, that's a funny one. Nowadays, I'll make them
heartbreakers and life takers. That's from the Clint Eastwood movie. Yeah, yeah,
that's right. Okay, and they set it in full metal
jacket too, Yes they did, Yes, they did. Okay, ask
us stuff day, got this call. I had to take
care of it's I hope it's not too embarrassing for

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such a high end show. That's a good one.

Speaker 9 (32:30):
Well yeah, well it's about the woman's anatomy.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Well she may not be a doctor, but what causes
women to have different sized breaths?

Speaker 6 (32:39):
Nature?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Nature?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Nature.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Mother Nature had the hiccups when she was putting the
titties on, and that's what happened. Seriously, that's what happened.
Mother Nature had the hiccups, and she got them all
mixed up. That's why some have great, big ones on
one side and little beating, eaty katies on the other side.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
It's a hormonal changes during puberty, pregnancy, or breastfeeding, as
well as genetic factors or even injuries to the breast area.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Isn't that kind of what I said? Except for the
injury to the breast area.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
And that is exactly what you said, doctor.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Roberts, not in so many words. But I'm glad you
gave me some credit.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Anytime, any time, you're an expert on titties.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Well, i'd like to think.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
So.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Okay, here's an email question from jose or Teens says,
why is it called an upset when someone wins that
isn't supposed to? An upset occurs in a competition, frequently
in politics or sports, when the party popularly expected to
win or the favorite is defeated by or, in the
case of sports, ties with an underdog whom the majority

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of people expects to lose. The term upset is believed
to be linked to a horse race where the favorite
man of war lost to a horse named upset Wow
in nineteen nineteen. Wow now some of you, Well, that's
the basic, basic answer.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
That is cool. No, you know, all right. I received
this question on Facebook messenger from Matthew. What is the
name of the circus anthem? You know when you go
to the circus and they play that music.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
The song is.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Entrance of the Gladiators.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yes, we had this question years ago.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
It's a military march. Composed in eighteen ninety seven by
the check composer Julius Fuchek. The adoption of military marches
in circuses is due to their ability to excite audiences.
So that's why they will use them to introduce circus
acts and to introduce the clowns. Now here's a great question.
This is from Jesse. Why do our fingers wrinkle when

(34:51):
we've been in the water? Two law?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Oh, good question.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
So the wrinkles are caused by blood vessels Jesse, under
the skin contracting when immersed in water for a period
of time, like when you're in the tub or swimming
pool lake. A new study has found that a person's
fingers wrinkle in the same pattern every time they're water
too long, same exact pattern always next that crazy, Well,

(35:19):
you know your fingerprints are always the same. They don't change,
So your wrinkle patterns, the blood vessels in your fingertips
don't change.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
We all have one prune pattern for our fingers exactly.
Say I didn't know that.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
Well, that's why we have as good stuff to day.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, you know you'd not always called uber. That's being
right there any times long start ninety two five, coming out,
we're gonna blamee use your news. But uh, I wanted
to do this for you. Did you know today is
mister T's birthday?

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Clubber laying himself is seventy three years old? Wow? Now
there was there was a movie a while ago that
starred Richard Gear as a gynecologist. It was called Doctor
T and the Women.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
So I made Mister T in the Women and it
sounded like this.

Speaker 7 (36:16):
You loved Richard Gear as the sensitive general gynecologist and
Doctor T and the Women. Now Para Universal Pictures presents
the sequel to and all sequels in Mister T and
the Women.

Speaker 9 (36:29):
I'm bittered the fool. Don't get no PEPs men from me.
A cool next now, seven number eighty eight. Step on
up there, girl, get your drawers up, put your feet
in the stuff, and try to relax. All time I said,
try to relax. Now let's have a look see down now.
Oh lord, oh lord, this is bad.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
This is bad.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
Doctor.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
I heard you that first time.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
He didn't talk to foul up twice?

Speaker 9 (36:57):
Shut up, pool, I didn't say it twicst. That was
that goal down now, damn girl, are you fucking rock?

Speaker 7 (37:05):
I know that's a lie.

Speaker 9 (37:06):
Must have done it once or twice. Look like you
took on the horn frog defensive unit. Oh did you
lost one of the gold James down in there? Whole
still let me retrieve it? Thing some mean, go get
your steak gas out of here, nasty heaven.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Who's next?

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Yes, it's mister t the women now showing somewhere.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
There's a blast from the past. I just thought i'd
play that was getting her year.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Man, Yeah there was.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay, it's time down for the educational possible for show
listen and learn. It's time for did you know? And
I have some more names of things that you didn't
know there were names for? Okay, for example, rectal tenesmus.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
What the heck is that?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
That's the feeling that you're not through defecating yet. Oh man,
i'd get up. But I think there's another lumping there.
There's something called lemnus skate.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
That is the infinity symbol that sideways. That's what that is?

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Then there's something called desire path. I think you know
what this is. That is a path created by natural
means simply because it is the shortest or most easily
navigated way to get somewhere, all right, I thought maybe
there's a path shaped like a wiener. No, of course
you'd think that, yeah right, and I probably would have too.
There's something called collie wobbles. You know what collie wobbles

(38:40):
aren't Those are butterflies in your stomach when you're nervous.

Speaker 8 (38:47):
All the time.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Butterflies just sounds a little better than collie wobbles.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Every time I am see something, I get a copy wall,
or when.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Harrow hears Donnie Osman or I wish they'd do it together.
There's something called nibbling. You know what a nibbling is?
Kinda that's the non gender specific term for a niece
or nephew like a sibling. Then there is defeni straate

(39:17):
and what is that that's being thrown out of a window?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Name for that?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Then there's munton that is the strip separating window panes. Yeah, yes, yes.
Then you have the philtrum that is the groove located
just below your nose and above the middle of your
lips right here. I thought that was always called a
snot canals, That's what I call it. Then there's the

(39:47):
snood you know what that is? That is the fleshy
thing around the neck of a turkey the way, here's
my little ditties for you. Did you know Michael Jordan
didn't lose three games in a row with the Chicago
Bulls across an incredible eight year stretch wow, from November

(40:08):
of nineteen ninety till June of nineteen ninety eight. That
includes six hundred and twenty six games regular season and playoffs.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
That's why he's the goat.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
He never lost three games in a row. Dead you know.
The first artist to be stripped of a Grammy Award
was I don't know who, Milli.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Vanilli because they didn't really sing.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Once the news came out that they lip synced their songs,
they were stripped of their Best New Artist Grammy in
nineteen ninety And I remember I once took my oldest
daughters when they were little, to see Paula Abdul and
Tone Logan concert and Millie Vanilli was one of the
opening acts. They came downstairs with the music playing. All
of a sudden, their tape broke and they had to

(40:54):
go back up the stairs until they changed the tape.
That's when it's started coming out white.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Maybe their lips. So do you guys, know what cameo
is Cameo the band. Yeah no, no, no, no, Cameo
the service.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
Oh oh yeah hey, and they send you messages.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Celebrity messages and stuff.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Rob from Milli Vanilli is on Cameo and for I
think fifty bucks, he'll personalize the message to you.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
WILLI really, Willy really?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
From that?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
I just kind of backed into that one.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
And did you know?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
In wine, an aroma described as similar to catpiss e.
It's a distinct aroma associated with certain grape varieties, particularly
Savagnon blanc.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
So when you smell your wine, it will smell like cats.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Like cat beer. Oh well, the cat pi aroma can
be intense and initially unpleasant. It is not considered a
defect in wine, especially in well made savignons. Yeah, I
don't want to taste cat pee. I don't care what
I'm drinking in God saying, all right, choose your news
next on the pool and then show that's what defibulators

(42:12):
are for for godsakes, that they are clear. Okay, coming
up traffic and Bondage with Linda Lash. But now let's
play choose your news because we have a pair of
tickets to BFD featuring marily Man seven to be the problem.
That'll be de Seki's pavilion this Sunday, and we're gonna

(42:33):
hook you up with a four pack of VIP tickets
to the Texas Monthly Tacko Fest and Grand Prairie that
is a week from Saturday. They'll call me at two
one four or eight one seven seven eight seven one
nine two five and tell me which one do you
think is the fake headline I'm going to read?

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Okay, give it to us.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
These are four headlines, three of them actual headlines from
past issues of the Weekly World News. One I just
made up out of my feeble little brain. Do you
find the fake one, you'll win the pack? Okay, all right,
So is the fake headline headline Number one. Wife trapped
under her dead hubbies corpse for eight days after he

(43:14):
dies during sack. Damn Jesus well, I'm enjoying a rump
in the sack on his birthday. Tennessee. Woman is pinned
down under her dead husband's body after he has cardiac
arrests and dies on top of her. I tried to
push him off of me, but he was just too heavy,
says sad widow who stayed under him for eight days.

(43:34):
She was rescued by a neighbor who came to check
on her. For that neighbor or is it headline number two?
Shot cops discover the truth man with split personality gets
death threats from himself. Incredibly, Kurt didn't know that the
mysterious Jackie who vowed to kill him was a hidden

(43:55):
aspect of himself. We knew he was a lunatic, but
we had no idea that lunatic was the same man
we were trying to protect, says police lieutenant investigating bizarre case.
Says the man had to be institutionalized to get the
help he needs. Or is it headline number three? The
United States and Russia joined forces from UFO invasions that

(44:19):
sources say are imminent superpower sign packed to create a
combine star wars like Armada to defend the Earth from
hostile space aliens who are supposedly planning to take over
the Earth and enslave us all.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
That's why that Golden Shield is great.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Damn right. This history making mutual defense alliance was confirmed
in an eyes only Kremlin briefing, says US Army source,
who asked not to be identified. The two superpowers are
planning to use laz Abeam to get him out sky,
of course. Or could it be headline number four mystery
child raised by ants known as aunt Boy. He could

(44:58):
actually communicate with the insects. Baffled scientists and social workers
admit they can't understand how a little boy abandoned by
his parents two years ago was cared for by an
ant colony who raised him. We carried him or a
little pedro, the ant boys what we call him, and
we found him living in a deep pole surrounded by
tiny ants who brought him caterpillars to eat, says researcher.

(45:22):
That's researchers working on the case. By the way, Yeah,
so one of those headlines is fake? Which one is it?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Headline Number one? Wife trapped under her dead hubby corpse
for eight days after he dies during sex Number two
shot cops deliver the truth. Man with split personality gets
death threats from himself. Number three The United States and
Russia joined forces from UFO invasion that sources say are imminent.

(45:50):
Or is it number four mystery child raised by ants
known as aunt boy. He can actually communicate with the
tiny insects. They're so good study loan stud it wrong.
Tell me which one you think is it? That's your
final answer? There, Yes, Sirory, it's not of a bitch
this one. That is absolutely right. You have ruined my

(46:15):
shirt again.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
I'm sorry both.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
You're laughing at me inside, aren't you?

Speaker 9 (46:22):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I am all right? Two one four or eight one
seven seven eight seven one five? Yeah, we need to
see who you think is the fake headline? Bone then show,
all right, which one do you think is the fake headline?

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Number two?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Number two? Shot cops deliver the truth man with split
personality because death threats from himself. No, that is a
real one. That was my guess. Yeah, and it sounded
like something you'd find in the Weekly World. Definitely did.
All right, so we know it's not number two the
bone them show, Okay, it's not number two. Which one

(46:59):
do you think the fake head line?

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Is?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Heillo too? Number four? You say that is mystery child
raised by ants known as aunt boy. You can actually
communicate with the tiny insects. Oh, that is a real headline,
my friend. So now we're down to the last two.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
It doesn't sound like bo would make up aunt boy.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Well, of course it does. So it's not two, and
it's not four. Yes, it's between headline number one and
headline number three, both of Joe. Okay, it's not headline
number two or headline number four. Which one do you
think is the fake headline? Number three? Number three? United
States and Russia joined forces from UFO invasions that sources

(47:43):
say are imminent. That's a negatory. That's a big negatory.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Oh man, you got a triple.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
I got a triple.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
Yes you did.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Hopefully it was a stand up triple because you would
have tagged me out at third. All right, Okay, boy,
them show it's not number two, three or four. So
by process of elimination, what's the fake headline number one?
Number one?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (48:10):
Boy?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
You want our prize pagage to be at the Starring
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Speaker 3 (48:18):
Who is this?

Speaker 8 (48:18):
Humps Jackson?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Jackson? What you doing? Mane you hanging today? Are you
going to work?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
I'm getting right now?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Well, these are the best tacos you'll ever have in Texas.
Hang on just a minute, we'll hook you up. Okay, awesome,
my man. Dallas fors classic rock Loan Star ninety two
to five. Women, that mysterious life form that men still
can't figure out. Just when we think we know you,
you do something to make us go.

Speaker 8 (48:50):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (48:52):
That's why they call it the mystery of women.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Ah, well, there's plenty of mystery before you I have.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
They say women's hearts are an ocean full of secrets.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, and they can be a little rough on you sometimes.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
Oh yeah, rough.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
You've probably heard this already after George went, best known
for his role as Norman Peterson on the NBC sitcom Cheers,
has died. Yeah, he was seventy six years old. He
was a starring cast member on the show for all
of its two hundred and seventy five episodes.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Him and Ted Danson I think were the only ones.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Right, never missed a single episode. And I always liked
it when Norm would come in in the afternoon because
he'd always have some kind of quip. This is just
one of many.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
Man, how's life treating you?

Speaker 7 (49:41):
Num?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I just ran over its dog.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
One time, he said, treating me like a dog in
my underwear is made of milk ball. Yeah, it's a
doggy dog world, and I'm wearing milk down underwear. Jimmy
and I interviewed him along with John Boy from the
Waltons Richard Thomas, when they were in town for a
live event at the Majestic Theater several years ago. It
was especially cool for me since Tears was one of

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my favorite TV shows of all time. George Went was
Norm and George Went the whole time that we talked
to him. He was both characters. His cause of death
hadn't immediately been released. He was born in October on
October seventeenth in Chicago, nineteen forty eight. After dropping out
of Notre Dame University, he worked with Chicago's Second City

(50:30):
Troope until nineteen eighty. He was also featured in the
Saturday Night Lives sketch Dub Bears, Yes and Doubles.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
And they've been showing that sketch over and over after
the Pope from Chicago Yes.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
His role as the general beer loving Norm earned him
six straight Emmy Award nominations for Best Supporting Actor in
the Comedy Series from nineteen eighty four to nineteen eighty nine.
You know who his nephew is, Jason Sedeika himself.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
It is while Frisco Murder suspect Carmelo Anthony may earn
a high school diploma. Bo he is not going to
be allowed to participate in the Centennial High School graduation ceremony.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Didn't think so now.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Carmelo Anthony accused of stabbing and killing seventeen year old
Austin Medcalf at a UIL track meet in Frisco last month,
a story that shocked North Texas and the complete United States.
The now eighteen year old is currently out of jail
on bond. In an email to Centennial High School parents,
Frisco ID superintendent doctor Mike Waldrip clarified, no student who

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commits a serious criminal offense is permitted to participate in
the graduation ceremony.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Well that was a criminal offense, Yeah, a big time.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
Waldrip's letter comes after the Anthony family released a statement
to the media this week saying that Carmelo would be
allowed to graduate, but not allowed to be part of
the graduation ceremony. Such a horrible story.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Really all right, both for this next one.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
If you feel so inclined, play jail Break by Finn
Lizzie under my voice.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Well, I wish you'd have told you earlier. I could
have found it I know I need to work ahead further.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
In the state of Louisiana, they have been on bloodhound
and martial duty because a jail break happened in Orleans
Parish earlier this week.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
We've been covering this in different ways. We talked about
it on the Freaking Fool File.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Because of the little note they left.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yeah, and the face that was drawn with a tongue
sticking out.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
This was too easy.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
This is too easy to escape. That's so funny. Well,
they've been trying to look for a break in the case,
and it looks like they've got one. An Orleans Parish
jail maintenance worker has been arrested in connection with this
escape of no less than ten inmates from that jail
last Friday.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
I think they caught another one yesterday. I believe.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
I'm glad to hear there's some progress going on. Thirty
three year old Sterling Williams is the jail maintenance worker arrested,
charged with ten counts of principle to simplify escape, and
Williams admitted to agents that one of the escapees advised
him to turn the water off in the cell where
the inmates escaped from. Then, instead of reporting him. The
guy turned the water off in his cell and as directed,

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allowing the inmates to carry out their scheme to successfully escape.
The press release said that he was booked into the
Orleans Parish jail, the very same one that he supposedly
aided an escape from. Interesting Ten inmates escape from the
prison early Friday morning. Six remain on the run as
of yesterday. Now, if all of them are eventually captured,

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they should be shown a little leniency for that cartoon
drawing on the wall by the hole with its tongue
sticking out.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
That was really really smart ass and funny. It was
really funny.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
It really was.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
They should get.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Extra pepper steak on Fridays in jail or something like that. Well,
Tom Cruise is going to be in Dallas tomorrow to
promote the new Mission Impossible movie, The Final Reckoning, which
is set to be released on Friday. He will be
at ten advanced screenings of the film in the area
and has also mentioned enjoying some barbecue during his visit.

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Hey Tom, we got to hook up for you. By
the way. His first visit will be in San Antonio
before arriving in Dallas tomorrow. So far it hasn't been
said exactly where a cruise will visit first, but he'll
be shaking hands and kissing babies when he gets here.
Have you heard anything?

Speaker 6 (54:23):
According to Secret Dallas, they suspect he might visit the
Imax Theater, Cinema Dallas XD and Imax, which is off
of six thirty five, and Web Chapel Tomorrow. Well, he's
even going to be making a stop in Fort Work too, apparently,
is he.

Speaker 8 (54:36):
Now?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, okay, boy, you better get you some Hutchins when
you're in Texas. Yeah. I'm just gonna say it. Like
I say, Tom, we got to hook up for you.
Well as long as the good parts are. Yeah, now, man,
Tomorrow's Fun with Music Day is one of my favorites,

(54:56):
and I've got a mash up that. Like I said
last week, you're probably gonna hate me for Oh really yo?

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Yeah, you never seem to mind. You always play it
even though you say we're not.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Of course, I'm gonna play it because I'm supposed to
play a mashup on Fun with Music Day? Yes you are,
And I got some other crap play co don't give
it damn and play it all damn Right.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Now?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
What about these thirty dollars tickets that Live Nation.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Yes, I wanted to remind all of you, and I
covered this fir Ust yesterday on the show. Today at
nine am, which is just a few minutes away, Live
Nation is putting a thirty dollars concert ticket sale up
and the artists are it's a big list.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yeah, there's something for everybody. I'm gonna get on there
at nine and I'm gonna buy me one thirty dollars
seat to Willie Nelson because I want to make sure
I get in now.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
Is that part of it? Because I thought it was
going to start in July later in July.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
No.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
I just looked on there a few minutes ago and
it said do you have it count down fifteen minutes?
And yeah, the Outlaw Music Fest is one of a
zillion that they're putting.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Up for sale. Oh yeah, there's all kinds of concerts
coming here. It's probably gonna be a long seed for
thirty bucks, but I don't care. I want to be there.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
Well, that's part of my bucket list is seeing Willie Nelson.
I have seen him. He was as drunk as a skunk,
his bottle of Jack Dan. It was I actually it
was a double bill. It was Willie Nelson and Jack
Dangiels in concerts.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Okay, yeah, Willie awesome. Willy stipped a couple of bottles
in his day.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
It was a while.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
He deserves the right to.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
He's a promoting a new drink. He's a cannabis drink tonic.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Imagine that it's a THC infused tonic, a social tonic.
They call it social tonics.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
He's doing like a little shot.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Of it, and I was like, are you gonna have
a drink of that? Hell no.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
Someone told him that smoking was bad for his lungs.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Never stopped him before. I'll never smoke we with Willy again,
and I won't drink it either. Probably that's a good
song that we all play when it's Willy's birthday.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Great toy.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yes, uh yes, sir buddy.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
Hey, if you love your classic rock commercial free, then
you need to keep listening to Lone Star, where we
give you NonStop rock twice a day before eleven am
with Jason and then again before four with jeffk and
then right after Jeff wraps up his hour of NonStop rock,
He's going to open up that Lone Star ticket window
and he has tickets to see Pantera September third at

(57:30):
Doseki's Pavilion. I wonder if that's going to be part
of that Live Nation thing that's today I'm lone Star
ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
They'll think she does it. Man, that means she's a witch.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Man, that's exactly what that means.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
She's a haint as they used to call haint. I
remember that.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Wow, I hadn't heard that in forever.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
That woman is a haint. That just basically means a witch. Okay, man,
I'm glad we're closer to Friday here.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
I know it's a hump day Wednesday, and tomorrow's fun
with music Day and then fry As we kick off
a Memorial.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Day weekend, and Jimmy's gonna come in, and uh, who
else do we have anybody else?

Speaker 8 (58:08):
No?

Speaker 6 (58:08):
You know, Bobcat Goldway is going to be playing hyenas
in Dallas and in Fort Worth this weekend. We tried
to get him. He's not coming in until Friday night,
flying in until Friday afternoons, so we were hoping that
he would come in.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
I'm looking forward to seeing the boy. He hadn't seen
him in here in a long time. Anyway, let's talk
about some time wasters here.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
Today, all right, Bocifhaus, This is what we have up
on the Bow and Them show page at lone star
ninety two five dot com. Foreigner performed last night on
the season finale of NBC's The Voice, doing a medley
of feels like the First Time Jukebox Hero and I
Want to Know What Love Is? Buddy? Was what happened
between the first two songs. That's the story. As Kelly Hanson,

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there's singer since two thousand and five, announced he is
stepping down after their summer tour after twenty.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Year bad This will be my last year with Foreigner.
Have you had this summer? Knew great voice will sing
these songs for you. My friend Luis Smoldanado. I've never
heard of the boy, but I guess if he gets
Kelly Hanson.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
He's the guitarist for the band, so he's just stepping
in to be the lead singer. As a matter of fact,
he's been taking a lot of the heavy lifting during
their Latin American South American tour because Kelly isn't part
of it for some reason, maybe because he was like, yeah,
I'm done. Anyways, after that big announcement. Luis Maldonado sang
jukebox hero. Hanson says being the voice of Foreigner has

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been one of the greatest honors of his life, but
it's time to pass the mic. Kelly Hanson is the
fourth lead singer Foreigner's had. Back in the day, Mick
Jones explained what he saw in Kelly Hanson that led
him to hire Kelly in the first place.

Speaker 12 (59:51):
When he sang songs sounded really convincing. I don't think
you could say that he sounds like a clone of
Blue or anything. I think he's got his own quality.
But I think it's the conviction and the power with
which he sings the songs. And what they've got is
the excitement back in them of somebody discovering them anew Okay, well.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
If you remember last year in June, Kelly Hanson and
Foreigner performed at the Bow and them Bash Yes, and
they're coming back. They're gonna stop at Lucas Oil Live
at Windstar World Casino on October fourth, and that's expected
to have Kelly Hanson front in the band.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Okay, well, so he's not leaving just yet.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
No, he's gonna after the tour is over and hopefully
he's supposed to give us a call this week. So okay, Well,
if we don't talk to him this week, maybe next
week after Memorial Day. Eddie's boy, Wolfgang van Halen has
done a video paying tribute to the drumming of his
uncle Alex van Halen's twenty minute DRUMMYO video, and it
has Wolfgang playing the drum parts to eight van Halen tracks.

(01:00:52):
We have that full video up if you want to
check it out. Wolf also says that his uncle Alex
doesn't play drums anymore because he does want to play
without his brother Eddie.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
I can see that that heartbreak. Yeah, it really is.
But you know, life is life.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
That it is Dallas his own. Steve Miller is going
to be honored next month by the Les Paul Foundation
with its annual Les Paul's Spirit Award, named after Steve
Miller's godfather, the leg guitarist and innovator of the instrument.
As you know, bo, it was Les Paul who Steve
Miller credits with his decision to become a musician.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Less taught me my first chords.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
So I was a five year old kid, and I
just picked it all up and started playing guitar, and
I saw him when I was five.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I saw him probably play twenty times. So when I
was five years old and I decided that's what I
wanted to do. Now, there is an audio somewhere of
Steve Miller at five years old going or whatever he was.

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
Doing, trying in the background.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Well, wow, Les Paul is playing. Yeah, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
It is way cool.

Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
The award is going to be presented in Nashville on
June ninth, which would have been Less Paul's one hundred
and tenth birthday. And speaking of awards, Rod Stewart will
receive the Lifetime Achievement Award at the American Music Awards
on Monday, May twenty sixth in Las Vegas. He's also
going to perform at that show and it's gonna air
on CBS and stream on Paramount Plus. Finally, this poor

(01:02:17):
reporter in Los Angeles was sent out to the La
County Fair and got more than she bargained for. During
a live shot, she was crashed into by a roller
skater she like pummels her And of course we have
that video up so you can point and laugh on
the bow and them show page at lone Star ninety
two to five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
I've met Burton Cummings. Wishes he had a dollar for
every time he played the song of the song was
played on the radio. Wait a minute, he probably does.

Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
So he's got songwriting carnage.

Speaker 11 (01:02:50):
He does.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
He's doing all right? Yes, is now coming up next
to is our after showed decompression session Prixmas. We'll just
talk about whatever pops into our heads.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Let's talk about graduations, our graduations, all these students that
are graduating right now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's so fun.

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
You remember your graduation, Bob, Hell, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
I remember my graduation. We were drunk in the back row.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
Well, we want to hear all about Okay, well you
know that was your long change.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
That's cool in the galaxy far far away. Yes, and tomorrow,
of course is fun with music Day and we'll see
whatever else happens to pop up. Well, we'll also have
more tickets to BFD featuring Marilyn Maison, and of course
tickets to the VIP tickets mind you. Yeah, that's right,
to the Texas Monthly Tacko Fest and Grand Prairie a

(01:03:44):
week from Saturday.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
Ye, those VIP tickets are gonna give you samples of
all the best fifty tacos in the state, and you
won't have to stand in line like the rest of
the people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
And you're gonna have to sleep with somebody to get
us some vre. Let us at least ask for them
first before you task her.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
Howbould I just snuggle with them?

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yeah, you snuggle with them. You don't have to grind
on them, both of you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
Stop, I'll spoon you for me tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Yeah, there's gonna be men lined up outside when you
leave today. Now stop it. Let's make some grape.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Like I said, I'll spoon you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Nothing else to Tom Cruise's security detail for an.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
Isn't there like some Asian woman that she makes like
thousands of one thousands of dollars with just spooning people?

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
Yeah, you did that story?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Yes I do remember. Yeah, cuddold specialists or something like that. No,
no touching in the naughty places. Is all just done.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Just consider me a stuffy a stuffy called stuffed animals, now, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
A stuffy stuffy man. I learned something every day on
this stupid ass show, but I appreciate it. I learned
a few things today.

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
Yeah that like wrinkly fingers after being in the water
two times.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
I did not know that that your fingers when you're
in the water, they wrinkled the exact same way every
single time, every single time. So it's like a footprint
of DNA or a snowflake.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
Yeah, it's your wrinkle print.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
See now, when I'm in the water for a long time,
I'm gonna look and i'm gonna take a picture of
my hand all wrinkled up. Then i'm gonna do it
again and reference the picture and say, I'll be damn,
that was right, right, Well, it sounds like you got
a busy schedule. Oh yeah, I'm gonna go get wrinkled
and I'll see you all back here later. Okay, all right,

(01:05:47):
so we'll see on the after show and see you
on the show enough show tomorrow. It's time to say
bye bye, bye bye.