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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Glasses, Dotcha, Gotcha goes all the way, he lays it
up and end Chich would lightly on.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm up top thirty spent. We talked about that Luca magic.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We also talked about that Lucas smile.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Dontees is getting cheered every time by Maverick Spens.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
But there are a lot of Lakers fans here and
they're always on the road.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
At Dodge's knocks down a three pointer, step.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Gets inside, Gotcha steps back, three pointer.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's good, rattles it home.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Forty three points for Dodge, but even for me seeing
that emotion in his eyes and Dotcha just side puts.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
It up an end forty five for Dontch.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
A light for Dontch.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
That began in tears and it ends in triumph.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Talk about your story, Buff returned. I love these fans.
I love the city.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
But it's suns to.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Lucas. You know what did I say? I think it
was last week or maybe earlier this week. I said,
I hope Luca scores fifty points against the average. Well
he came close. I was close, Yes, you were. He
scored forty five points.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
And the Lakers won. Not only did they win, but
they clingched a playoff spot in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And we don't know if the Master's still gonna be
able to clinch a playoffs plot.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Uh, As you said, I'm a MAVs fan today, but yesterday,
when Luca was on that court, I was a Luca family,
a fan for life.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I watched it until I just couldn't stay up anymore.
But I was real happy when I saw the result.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Did you tear up at his reaction to contribute?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Got a little little choked up there, and in fact,
he was there on the bench just crying, as I know,
and I was just bawling. I was just like, Luca,
we love you. He's a good kid. Did you see
what he was driving around town?
Speaker 8 (01:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, that was a big old monster jeep.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
It's a six wheel Humvy like ready for heavy kind
of hum Oh I'm not a little overkilled if you're
just gonna drive it around a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But I mean, you know, the kid's done good. He's
done good for us and for the world, and you
just love him.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
He still has his house here because after the game. Oh,
I don't know if you saw that, he fouled out
towards the end of the game and left and they
gave him a standing ovation, and all of a sudden,
the arena just chanced.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Fr n there was some fire. Nko hollered big time,
big time.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
But in the interview after the game, he said it
was good to sleep in my own bed. Because they
asked what is it like to be back in Dallas,
he goes, good to sleep in my own bed.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, we're sorry you have to go back to La there, Luca.
We miss you and it was a dumb thing to
let you go.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yes, and congrats on your big win exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Congrats on the big win, and Luca, thank you for
spending yesterday afternoon with children's charity.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yes, he did, doing the right thing with his time
in town. Man. Hell yeah, all right, See what we're
celebrating today other than Luca. It is National Alcohol Screening Day.
What as long as it's not a cock giving you
an alcohol screaming you're away.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
The month of April is national alcohol awareness, that's right,
So today is the day to get screened for.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It is National Farm Animals Day. Now I've told you before,
after my unsuccessful high school football career, I took FFA
because that's ezy. You didn't get through that, which is
future Farmers of America. Do I look like a farmer?
Hell no, I actually castrated a hog as part of
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the course. Oh that poor hog. That's why I'm in
radio instead of being a farmer. It is National Hug
your Dog Day, because he or she might peel all
over you if you rub their belly. Safety pin Day.
If you're a certain age, you should know that your
mama use cloth diapers when she changed you. In safety
pins or what she used to hold them in place.
(04:01):
Thank God for disposable diapers now.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, if you ever get lucky enough to get one
of them stick on backstage passes at the show, have
a safety pin hand.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
There you go. You can fall off. It is Siblings Day.
She did the same thing for your brother and sisters.
Or if your mom is still a round thinker. It's
also Golfer's Day. You know the Masters is fixing the
start today. I don't know how bad I was at
golf until one of my friends asked, you won't go
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hit a bucket full of ball?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Sure, why not? The first ball I hit went behind
me and cracked the car window. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I thought, maybe golf is not my score here it
is poem in your pocket day in case someone threatens
to kill you if you don't give them a rhyme
right then and there.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's also encourage a young rider Day. So go for
it and throw a rhyme in there if you can't.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Yeah, encourage a young writer to write a poem and
put it in your pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It is National Cinnamon Crescent Day. You bring them, we'll
eat them. And it's Global work from Home Day. I
tried it when we had to work from home because
of COVID. I didn't like it. Same thing when I
blew my knees out, I didn't like it at all.
And that's why I'm here today. I like being in
the studio. Yes, I love it.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
All right, let's do our morning stretch seven fifty Fun
with Music Day.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
We have that family sport pack.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Of tickets to the work four hundred grace at Texas
Motor Speedway.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, Wi saw general manager of Mark favorite the little
Yes coming Darada, All right, y'all ready for sports of
all sorts because it's coming up.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yes, we'll talk more Luca as we wait for it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Wait for it. Come on, come on, you messed up
the head, proud of yourself Dallas Forward's classic rock lone
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Speaker 2 (06:15):
Luca made the most of his return to Dallas to
take on his former team. You know, the one that
kicked him to the curb, I said earlier this week,
I hope Lucas scores fifty points. He scored forty five.
That was very clear close h That was against the
Mavericks and his first time playing at the American Airline
Center as a Los Angeles Laker. Los Angeles pulled away
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from Dallas at the end of the game on the
way to a one twelve to ninety seven win. Dallas
fans spent much of the game cheering on Luca after
he was shockingly traded to the Lakers in early February.
Now the MAVs played a pregame video thanking Luca for
his time in Dallas, and that made him tear up
on the bench before he was introduced. It was really
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touch Harry emotion ar he said. Despite being back in
his own bed in Dallas, he did not sleep well
the night before the game.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
It was a little bit of both, you know, happy
and angry.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
But you know it's nice to see, uh, some familiar
phrases here. You know, I spent a lot of times
with them. But like you say, you know, it was
a lot of emotions. When I woke up, I was
tired and I didn't sleep much. I'm excited about this game,
and you know, I really appreciate you the fence, the
way they reacted to to me.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
After the game, Luca hugged some of his former teammates.
The forty five points matched Lucas season high. He did
that once for Dallas and one the other time for
the Lakers. He also had eight rebounds, six assists, and
four steals. The win secured a playoff spot for the Lakers. Now,
the Mavericks are still in position to finish tenth and
make the play in tournament. The MAVs host the Toronto
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Raptors tomorrow night.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Luca's teammate, basketball great Lebron James has broken another glass ceiling.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Bo Roberts, Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
He has become I'm the first male athlete. Ken Doll
Oh no, no, if it's anatomically correct, If he just
had that one little lump work. Venus Mattel Inc. Unveiled
the Lebron Ken doll yesterday right before the game, to
kick off the toy manufacturers Kenbassador series. Last year, nine
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female athlete barbies, including tennis star Venus Williams, were introduced.
In an Associated Press produced video of Lebron seeing the
doll for the very first time, the King expressed his approval,
repeatedly calling the doll dope, which, in case you're not.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Hip, means cool. Yeah. Nope.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
The Lebron doll wears sunglasses, headphones, and an unzipped blue
and white letterman's jacket with LJ on the left chest
and his number twenty three on the right sleeve. If
you're a Lebron fan, get yours today, That's.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Right, no matter what it comes. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
By the way, there's an AI app out there where
you can create a doll, an action figure version of
your and.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
It doesn't even look like anybody.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah yeah, Liann Greg what happy with it? It's just
a it's not a real deal. Yeah, it's just a
digital team. Yeah, Okay, whatever it takes, you know, whatever
it takes on.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Need more about the MAVs and Lucas same as everybody
else around here, or just about all of us. Jason
Adams was conflicted about Luca's return to Dallas for his
first game since a MAVs controversial trade of their star
player to the Lakers, but still eager to see how
it would all play out. So where Adam's story difference
is that from so many others planning to idly watch
the game from home now, is that the owner and
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president of the Ulyss based furnished company Home Zone Furniture,
he decided to get in on the action himself. So,
together with his wife Brie, Adams devised a three part
ad campaign to run during the game's broadcast, one that
parodied the trade that has fully thrown Dallas sports fans
for a loop since it first came down the pike
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on that fateful late Saturday in February.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's really funny now.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
The campaign centered around his wife deciding to trade one
of Restore's most popular sectional couches, and then defending the
move in the face of criticism, before ultimately regretting it
and undoing the transaction in the face of uproar.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
It aired throughout multiple breaks during the game. Here's one
of those commercials.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Actually it's a combination because there was three of them. Yeah,
so I put together our little sixty second combination of
all this side.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
We're going to trade you. I know you've been amazing.
People love you, a top performer. But let's be honest.
You happen out of stock. You just couldn't keep up
with demand. This might not make sense, but I gotta
let you go, you know, shake things up a bit.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You want to trade the sectional everyone loves and.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
A Sunday decision, homes one is officially traded away. It's
most beloved sectional, sending shock waves to the furniture world.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
We're gonna regret this.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Ye man, It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
He gave away my favorite sectional. How could you?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Okay, it's coming back.
Speaker 12 (11:10):
For a massive public outcry. Home Zune has officially brought
back the beloved sectional.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
See, some changes are better when they're not made.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
There, go, we could bring Luca back, I know. Can
we bring our sectional back to the mans? Yeah? Bring him?
He's Bartererstone or he was? Okay. Dallas Stars are looking
to get back on track tonight against the Western Conference
leading Winnipeg Jets at the American Airline Center. The Stars
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have lost three straight games, including a heartbreaking loss against
the Vancouver Canucks where Vancouver scored three goals in the
last minute of regulation before beating the Stars in overtime. Now,
a win tonight could make home ice advantage throughout the
playoffs the possibility for the Stars. This game will be
the fourth matchup between the Stars and the Jets this season.
(12:04):
The Stars are one win and two losses against the Jets,
and tonight will be the last regular season game between
the Jets and the Stars. The home team has won
each matchup this year. After a seven game win streak,
the Stars have now lost three straight, including two overtime losses.
But the puck will drop at seven o'clock.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
The eighty ninth Masters begins today.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
The eighty ninth Masters begins today Augusta National Golf in Augusta, Georgia.
Some of golf's biggest names are competing for the coveted
title and that famous green jacket that the winner gets.
The eighty ninth Masters tournament starts today and runs through Sunday.
It's the biggest major golf tournament of the season. Ninety
six players, five of them amateurs, are competing this year,
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with the top fifty players making the cut in the
opening rounds of the tournament. Now, this year's field Bow
has players from twenty six countries and territories. This marks
the most ever for the historic tournament. That's according to
the Associated Press. Homeboys Scottie Shuffler is the defending Masters
champion and the favorite to win this year. Last year,
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he won the Masters for the second time in three
years by pulling away late with a four under sixty
eight for a four shot victory.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
The Masters has been held since.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Nineteen thirty four from Thursday through Sunday during the first
week of April at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia.
The tournament is played over four days and seventy two holes.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
No os holes are he stepping up to address the ball?
Now that goes looks good?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Oh it missed the whole Oh God, I gotta remember,
I gotta remember. Never talk in Anna's broadcasting backswing.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yes, that's right for doing that, because if you do that,
they'll kick you out of Augusta. They will. They will.
If you'd make any kind of noise, they will kick
your ass out.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Jack's a short stop Curry Seeger homer twice as the
Rangers avoided to sweep Chicago, and.
Speaker 13 (14:01):
They beat the Chicago cub sixty two yesterday afternoon, and
the two time World Series MVP opened the game of
the solar shot to left center and then lined another
solo home run to right field in the.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Seventh to put the Rangers up by five. It was
Seeger's eighteenth career game with multiple home runs and his
first since August nineteenth of last year. Rangers pitcher Tyler
Malay held Chicago to just two hits in seven innings.
The right hander allowed one earned run and lower this
season ERA to one point three to two. Chicago had
won seven of its last eight games entering the season's finale,
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A series finale up next. The Rangers are scheduled to
continue their road trip tomorrow through Sunday in Seattle, up
against the Mariner.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Come on, Mariners, go ahead and lose. Go ahead and
just give up right now, will you? And as long
as we're talking about baseball, the two longest losing streaks
in college baseball came to an end on Tuesday when
New York's Yeshiva University maccabee. I never heard of him either,
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which had lost ninety nine straight games going back to
twenty twenty two. Damn. They played Lemon College, losers of
their last forty two games, at a double hitter. Lehman
College won the opening game and extra innings, snapping their
losing streak and giving Yeshiva University it's one hundredth consecutive loss. However,
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the mccabees battled back in the second game and won
nine to five to snap their losing streak. So everybody's
happy now, Way to go mccabees. Yeah, I've never heard
of him. I don't know what the Bible. I don't
know what a mccabee is the Bible.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Okay, hooting, rolling down the roles and cool.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
The fact show.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Now you're doing on town.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
In the middle of the night.
Speaker 14 (16:03):
We laughing out him joking and we see that, all right,
pull I bad?
Speaker 15 (16:11):
I mean, so why he's our bad.
Speaker 16 (16:20):
Am?
Speaker 13 (16:21):
And why.
Speaker 15 (16:27):
He's a Loma highway and a new cattle like I
had a fine botch of doune, I had threemo in
the back.
Speaker 14 (16:36):
This body short dresses tem and sticking your shoes. They
hooking up and strikes and with him a dollar she
go too bad.
Speaker 17 (16:49):
You mean some man.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
He we bad?
Speaker 17 (16:58):
You mean.
Speaker 18 (17:14):
Remember mother Nam.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
The bird.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
Will I want moping down the road and my behave poot.
I had a shine on my boots, I had my
side float with my.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
New York friend, and I go to to sleep.
Speaker 14 (18:27):
Nobody give me trouble goose, then don't walk.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
Out of me.
Speaker 17 (18:32):
I'm a mean why aman whise n anything?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
The Ballichorus Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two five. Okay,
coming up, mash up time? And it's a special mashup?
(20:16):
Is it something we've heard before? And I might have
played it, but it was years ago. Okay, you'll just
have to stick around and find out. Now it's time
for the freaking fool file. Here at six point forty five,
A hawk's reign of terror in an English village has
finally come to an end. A Harris hawk, which is
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a bird of prey that's native to the Americas, has
been blamed for about fifty dive bombing attacks on unsuspecting
residents and male carriers, including one who was left with
a bloody head. Oh damn. The angry hawks behavior forced
parents to keep their kids indoors well. Last week, a
resident named Steve Harris, not the guy from iron Age.
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I finally captured the bird in the cage after it
had chased him around the neighborhood. The hawk ultimately landed
on his shed, and that's when Harrison was able to
trap it. A trained falconer then swooped in to help
remove it from the property. The falconer is now taking
care of it. I remember when I was going on,
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there was this wild blue jay. Okay, every time I
would walk into my back pasture for whatever reason, that
bird would attack anybody.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
He targeted people home. He got me good one time,
and then what did you do? I came out with
a tennis racket and he swooped down at me and
I went, wow, and you played badminton?
Speaker 17 (21:43):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Yeah, that blue bird entered paradise.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
No, I didn't. I didn't kill him.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I could have gone over and stomped on him, but
I'm incentive, didn't you.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
A bird gets a bump on the head. Do they
have littler birds flying.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Around their head? That's a great question. No, they have
stars or birds on the true All right, let's talk NASA.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
NASA is offering three million dollars to anyone who can
come up with technology to solve a very unusual problem
recycling feces and other human waste in space recycle. Yes,
so you can send a man to the Moon, but
you can't figure this one out. Space Agency's Luna Recycled
(22:28):
Challenge calls on members of the public to propose a
technological means of recycling astronauts feces, urine, and even vomit
nucky Moon and during long haul space flights. There are
currently ninety six bags of human waste that were left
behind on the Moon by the astronauts from the Apollo missions,
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and the aim of the Lunar Recycle Challenge is to
prevent adding to that stinky space.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Das they put him on the moon.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Ninety six bags.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
As hefty head they do that they didn't drop trial
and pinch a loaf right there on the Moon because
they're ash would freeze. Well, that's true. Yeah, they probably
did it in their space capsules, and we don't want.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
This in your Yeah, they kind of poop into a
bag and seal it up.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And I think they shake their leg like a dog.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
The chosen technology, by the way, is going to be
put to use on future space missions, including hypothetical long
term outposts.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
On the Moon.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
NASA currently reviewing the first round of proposals to decide
which ones will move on to the next phase of
the competition, and the team who comes out on top
of the end of the competition is going to be
awarded the grand prize three million dollars. So how about
listen to me. How about putting those space turns into
orbit around the Earth. If they float down into the atmosphere,
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they're simply going.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
To burn out, burn out, right, it'll make the air
stak for a little bit o burning poo. That's at So.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
We'll do it over Russia.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah, yeah, Well, speaking of the human pooh ports, I
mean we all have one. We celebrated practically on the
freaking fool File, and of course we use it to
twist out a mud rat every once in a while. Well,
this is a story about drug sniffing dogs finding hidden
contraband up that tunnel.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, No.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
In the past few weeks, there's been two different incidents
of drug sniffing dogs finding contraband hidden in somebody's butt
in the state of Texas. First, March thirtieth, unidentified twenty
six year old male citizen of the United States interviewed
by officers at a border pedestrian crossing. That interview led
to a secondary exam. The dogs caught a whiff, so
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to speak, of two packages of methamphetamine strategically stored right
up the old port Wow. Then the next day, same
port of entry, dogs once again caught the scent of
drugs coming from the butthole of an unidentified forty one
year old US citizen also entering the country from Mexico.
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Though he refused a medical exam, officers believed he had
something unsavory lurking within his space down there and tunnel
fude cavity, and after waiting it out, the man eventually
crapped out what ended up being a half a pound
of fentanyl pills.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I have some pounds? How many people that can kill?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Lucky that bag didn't burst inside of the right man.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, you don't smoke a joint. I smuggled it in
my assle. No, No, I'm good. Well, as long as
we're kind of on the subject, let me add to it.
A Phoenix elementary school teacher named Kurt Hinton is accused
of criminal charges after police say he peed into a
can during glass or class and all the students saw
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his dangling.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
Prim did it in front of his students.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Well, he was behind his desk, but he stood up
to zip up his prey, his twigs and berries. Yes,
four students, a twelve year old boy and three eleven
year old girls went to the principal's office to share
what they they said they witnessed. After hearing a zipper
and the sound of running water, they looked over to
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see their teacher ping into a can while sitting at
his desk. The students say he is exposed long before
he adjusted his pants and belt because he stood up
to zip up his man, embarrassing when officers talked to him,
and he allegedly admitted that while in class, he peased
in a can regularly, but insisted he kept himself properly covered. Well,
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he didn't. He also missed the can at first because
there was urine on the floor by his desk. Hinton
said that he was new to the school and didn't
know how to get in contact with another teacher to
watch his class, so he reverted to do what he
did in the military. When he couldn't leave a spot
and he was feeling nature's call.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
He should have gotten some depends man.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, yeah, something sensible. Yeah, but you pee in your
own pants. I just don't.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah, you prefer the can. I prefer the can, the
pea can.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
But I would say, if you kids make any trouble,
I'm gonna kick your ass when I get back.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
I'll bet you anything. He was an algebra teacher. Those
guys were always a little twisted. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I had an algebra teacher like that too. As a
matter of pan, can any class. When you gotta go,
you gotta go, but be careful where you go. Algebra
p equals you'urine squares for you.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Hey, coming up next hour on phone with Music Day,
we have another family four pack of tickets to join
us at Texas Motor Speedway for the Worth four hundred
race Sunday, May fourth.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
And since it's May the fourth, be with you.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
We heard from Mark Faber yesterday that Boogie Storm, the
Dancing Stormtroopers are gonna be.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
On hand that day.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
We're gonna have to have them come by our oh
live broadcast.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
Yes, we're gonna give away those Worth four hundred tickets
around seven to fifty right here on the bon In
Them Show on Dallas Fort Worst Classic Rock Lungs.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Dallas Horse Classic Locker Lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
here's mash up time. Yeah, and you're probably thinking, are
you gonna mash something up with Riders on the Storm. Well,
of course I am awesome. As we told you earlier
this week, Clem Burke, drummer of Blondie, died at the
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age of seventy. Yes, so let's mash up Riders on
the Storm with a Blondie. Blondie, give it a chance.
Speaker 19 (28:47):
Riders on the Storm, riders on the store, into this house.
Speaker 17 (28:57):
We're born.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
Into this world with thrown.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
Like a dog without a phone and actor out alone.
Speaker 19 (29:10):
Riders on the Storm.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
There's a killer around the road.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Him, but he's been in a bed.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
In my mind, I just sat st your f friends
the boh.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
And up shot shout.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
And getting b real bores.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
I'm on that s some myrs on the hand, half
manom all now got a con and you to him,
kill your loud, your man, kill your God, help your man.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
He him, make the.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
World lovey.
Speaker 16 (30:15):
You want me just have your body on tee because
them off all off.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Now he's back from the space where he would have.
Speaker 16 (30:25):
You say, make it don't stop, just back off shot
So stop is sobing mo now only shot.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Rock and rolls.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I told you just give it a chance. I love
it really good. You give it a chance.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
And seven fifteen on the Bowl and themsel hey cheese
and smiles. Long Shard ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Tomorrow is Friday, Yes, Anna said, today is Friday Eve
and tomorrow on the show. Actor Michael Rappaport, who was here.
I gotta know a few months ago or something.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Yeah, maybe around a year ago, Yeah, something like that.
But he's at the Addison Improv this weekend and he's
getting in tomorrow late, so he's going.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
To be on the phone. Yes, he'll give us a call.
Also tomorrow, our old friend, guitarist extraordinary Gary Hoey is
going to be here and he's bringing his guitar too.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
Normally we talked to him around Christmas time for the
Ho Ho Hoy.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, but he's playing at the Granada Theater on Saturday.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
You know.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yesterday, of course was asca' stuff Day and we got
this off the Aska Stuff hotline.
Speaker 19 (31:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I was wondering if y'all would play the Thiagra truck
Rick song.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
The Viagra truck Wreck Song, I went huh, and then
I said, oh yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Came back to you. It's by a band called five
Bitch and Babes. It's called Viagra. In the water.
Speaker 19 (32:21):
Just outside of Johnson City on a dark and twisting
rule and a Kenworth eighteen wheeler with a heavy shifting loans.
He was pushing through the Binghamton go The hour was
getting late. Byser Skinistan a mission to the farmer seas
of State.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
He was on a hole in mission.
Speaker 20 (32:41):
There were men who couldn't wait. But by a girl,
he got seven hundred miles since he climbed into the room.
Speaker 19 (32:57):
Just another twenty five or so with finish up that hit.
Speaker 9 (33:02):
But the trailer hit an oil.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
It's like down the hills did flies, Oh my.
Speaker 20 (33:08):
Till it landed at the bottom and the town's water supply.
Speaker 19 (33:14):
It was instant where the mornings. What a hard wind
to die.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Save yourself, dollars, there's my ground.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
In the water.
Speaker 20 (33:35):
All over Johnson City people rising with the dog.
Speaker 19 (33:42):
They drank their morning coffee, took their showers, watered blondes
and who could have predicted all the changes of ahead.
Men were getting up forward and hurried back to bed.
So many I didn't think you would have thought a
virus spread.
Speaker 20 (34:05):
Down at the courthouse coffee shop. They stayed in disbelief.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
As a pack of.
Speaker 19 (34:12):
Thirsty lawyers started filling out their briefs.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
But at the local.
Speaker 19 (34:19):
Couch young men appeared much smarter.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
No chromosomal mystery.
Speaker 19 (34:26):
They simply studied harder.
Speaker 20 (34:30):
Now water on the rocks is the latest party starter.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Save your seas, there's my r.
Speaker 21 (34:44):
In the water.
Speaker 19 (34:51):
The Johnson City firemen that cursed their wretched luck they
could not get their viral hoses back on the truck
sprinkling holy water had a feudal father.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Ryan said, you know, said, I know, I've.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Saved her soul, but I've never raised the din. What
a couple strong men helped, you know, close the casket.
Blue old man wisper with the shower of his life.
Speaker 19 (35:33):
Then he marched into the kitchen and he called out
to his wife. She knew something was up as he
stood naked at the table.
Speaker 20 (35:45):
Holding two cups of coffee to have bilt a bagel.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
It had been at least a decade since the last
time he was a.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Save yourself.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
She engine daughters, there's Diana.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
In the water.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
We were seeking miracles. The buildings came in holes.
Speaker 19 (36:19):
The waters of Bayacra groom more popular than holes. The
clergy quoted scripture, but they found it hard to sell.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
But those who chose to be annointed and were pointed.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Straight to her.
Speaker 19 (36:34):
Despite the dire warnings, the crowds began to swell. Some
hardened politicians came into Tell one day with their permits
and their pipelines of the waters, all.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
From the heart of Johnson's city.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Who closed the morn cry?
Speaker 19 (37:02):
But the women knew who Another truck was coming through
a can.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Don't worry, there the t CA.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
We'll spread the oil again. And there's my r in
the water side.
Speaker 22 (37:26):
It's not so hard.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
There's my.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
In the water.
Speaker 19 (37:40):
You see.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
All you had to do was ask Dallas, what's classic
Gronk lone star ninety two five? Okay, coming up, we
have a family four pack of tickets to join us
at the Worth four hundred Race, Texas Motor Speedway that
is on Sunday. May the fourth be with you? And
aren't they? Is uh miss favor gonna have the dancing
(38:03):
Storm stormtroopers. Yes, Boogie Storm, I would not miss that
for nothing. This is gonna be awesome. Okay, So we're
gonna give those tickets away and it little since it's
fun with music day. It'll be a theme from a
movie because a certain actor has a birthday today. Okay,
all I'm gonna tell you all right you okay.
Speaker 12 (38:23):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
We got this request from Domingo. He wanted to hear
this song and it's it's less than a minute, all right,
so here you go, Here you.
Speaker 23 (38:32):
Go, Di Mingo, Rambone got his teeth, not that ramonstra
demasi O hit the count it was doing too. I'll
(38:56):
never forget the sound win the ball any man. He
tried to tried to swear the only.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Thing that's our boy, Rodney Carrington. There, he's got a
casino show coming up. Yes he did. Now it's time
for the educational part of the show. It's time for
(39:25):
did you know here's some facts for you ass. James
Madison is the only president who had two vice presidents
die in office. His first was Vice President George Clinton,
who later formed Parliament. No, No, George Clinton. He died
in eighteen twelve. His second was Eldridge Gary, who died
(39:48):
in eighteen fourteen. Damn. So if he would have asked,
somebody want to be my vice brother Hill. Did you
know the California Institute of Technology better no is Caltech
Their baseball team once had a decade long two hundred
and twenty eight game losing streak lasting from two thousand
(40:09):
and three to twenty thirteen, And in twenty eleven, Caltech's
men's basketball team ended a three hundred and ten game
conference losing streak. Damn, you could say athletics aren't really
a top priority there? Ass, Yes they are. Did you
know lobster wasn't always considered a delicacy? No, I loved me.
(40:29):
Some lobstereed too. Before the late eighteen hundreds, lobsters were
called the cockroaches of the scene and were fed to
prisoners to save money because their bottom feed bottom field.
Did you know this is funny? CNN has a video
clip ready to air if the world is about to
(40:52):
come to an end? Oh God, It's a band playing
the song Nearer My God to the.
Speaker 7 (40:58):
Who's going to be tuning into the exactly if the
world is coming to an.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
N you're gonna be digging a hole or getting under
your house, to be running away or having sex. Well
that said, did you know there have been more than
twenty thousand Major League Baseball players in history, and just
one had the last name that started with the letter X.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
His name was Leo Galido ice Ky. I guess I
said that, right, Chrismanic. Yeah, and it's spelled x iques
is Kez.
Speaker 7 (41:30):
Yeah, because I think like it outside of piadel Carmen.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
That's why I got you here, because you can help
me out with this stuff. He played in the nineteen forties.
In case you were wondering, did you know there are
eleven US states that have only one area code? That
is Alaska, Delaware, Hawaii name who, by the way, is
the only state with one syllable Also Montana, New Hampshire,
(41:59):
North Dakota, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, and Wyoming.
Speaker 7 (42:03):
Now they're big states, but they don't have very many people.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, everybody's in pretty much one whole area because the
rest of the state is barren. Did you know pythons
rebuild their intestines from scratch after every meal. How do
you rebuild your intestine? I don't know, and I don't
want to know how.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I don't want to see anybody do it. Sometimes I
wish I could rebuild my intestines. Yeah, after a night
of drinking too much?
Speaker 19 (42:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Or Mexican fui.
Speaker 9 (42:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Did you know the Energizer Bunny ad campaign was famous
but it didn't help sales at all. In fact, Energizer's
sales went down during the years that commercial ran. I
know and everybody knows the Energizer Bunny. Did you know
tornadoes are most likely to hit trailer parks. It's because
(42:54):
tornadoes are most likely to hit places where the landscape
makes a big change, like from tall buildings to farmland,
and trailer parks are usually built just on the outskirts
of city. Uh huh. Did you know people in North
Korea believe Hamburgers were invented by Kim Jong Ill in
two thousand and nine, and that Mickey Miles was created
(43:14):
by China. Oh yeah, yeah? And did you know the
first time there was ever nudity on TV in the
United States was in nineteen seventy three. I was about
to turn twenty years old. PBS aired the play Steam
Bath and Nudity on Yes, Yes, and I remember seeing that.
(43:36):
I was old.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
Lord, hold on, all right, get ready, NASCAR take us
next on the Bowl with Them show?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh, Dallas hors Classic Broncolone Star ninety two to five.
That song from Deep Purple came out in nineteen sixty eight.
Good god, we just got a call from a guy
who said today is his twenty second birth day and
he wanted to hear that song.
Speaker 7 (44:02):
See, because he's got good taste in music.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
His parents must have turned him onto that. Because how
come somebody who's twenty two want to hear a song
from nineteen sixty because they listened to Bo Roberts. Oh
that's it.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Remember I told you guys once about my nephew fifteen
sixteen years old. I walk up behind him and his
buddy at a computer and they're going through the whole
machine Head.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Album and I'm like, that's what you guys are listening to.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
And they turn around to look up at me and go, oh,
my effing god, this is the best thing we've ever
heard in our life.
Speaker 9 (44:30):
And oh my god, this is amazing.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
See isn't that great?
Speaker 7 (44:33):
How many young people do you think we're going to
see at ac DC on Monday night?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Bow Pie?
Speaker 12 (44:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Absolutely great music. Yeah, but twenty two years old?
Speaker 12 (44:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
See, we've been listening to this stuff for a long time.
Y'all are just now getting it.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
One of our winners yesterday, twenty four years old, listening
to you since elementary school.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Oh lord, there goes another liver spot. Okay, so it's
time to give a way those tickets. It's a family
four pack of tickets to join us at the Worth
four hundred race at Texas Motor Speedway that is on Sunday,
May the fourth. And so, since it's Fun with Music Day,
(45:12):
I'm going to play a theme from a movie that
this guy turned seventy four today.
Speaker 12 (45:20):
Right.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
The guy's name is Stevens Sigal.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
Oh wow, he's got a bunch of movies.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, but he's a miserable human being. So it's kind
of weird.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Okay, listen and tell me what Steven Sigall movie this is.
Oh boy, I'll give you another hint. It came out
in nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Okay, that good lie, that's it. I don't know that name,
all right, let me let it play from it. This
was actually one of his better movies.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
I never went to see it in the theater. I
always saw steven Sagall movies on TV.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
All right, two one four or eight one seven seven
eighty seven one five. This is a Stephen Sigal.
Speaker 7 (46:09):
Movie from nineteen nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
See you can look it up on the computer. We
allow cheap notes in here. He yeah, all right, karate
let me see if.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Anybody knows Pisco boing them show can you tell me
what Steven Sagall movie theme that is?
Speaker 8 (46:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
I cannot no? Did he make a movie called no?
I cannot no?
Speaker 6 (46:35):
He did not?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, on them, show tell me what movie theme that is?
Speaker 17 (46:42):
Are you there?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Are there? I don't know?
Speaker 7 (46:44):
He just heard worth four hundred race tickets exactly.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, this this was a pretty good Stephen Sagal movie.
Bon on them, show tell me what Stephen segall movie
that is? Under understand you did right?
Speaker 4 (47:03):
That was one of his better ones. It was yes,
all right, now who is this? By the way, this
work all right?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
For work? You hang on because we got to get
some information from you, and we'll see you at Texas
Motor Speedway on May the fourth, bi Al think I
hang on. By the way. I got another little song
I'm gonna play for you that goes with a question
somebody emailed to us.
Speaker 7 (47:30):
All right, I'm gonna say, coming up next hour, Bo
and I are going to open up down lone Star
ticket window and giveaway tickets to see the Sex Pistols
at the Longhorn Ballroom in September. And then this afternoon,
Jeff K's going to open up the lone Star ticket window.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
He has tickets to see Heart in June. So make
sure you keep listening to Dallas.
Speaker 7 (47:49):
For Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five,
Dallas for Orst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Our boy was back in town last night, yep, And
I think we should relive Luca's play last night at
the American Air last. But first of all, this is
left over one of those from Ascus stuff day and
it said this is from Darryl. He says, I've been
eating cows for as long as I can remember, God
(48:19):
bless you. What if one day the cows decide to
fight back, Oh no.
Speaker 17 (48:26):
Trouble.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Would you play that song? Of course I will. This
is when the cows are.
Speaker 9 (48:44):
Satin Dasai, big end down. They look so stupid.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
They aren't much fun. The cows aren't fun. They eat
to grow, grow, to die, die to be it at
the Hamburg ger Fry.
Speaker 9 (49:03):
The cow's well done.
Speaker 24 (49:06):
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew, No one imagined the great
cow guru.
Speaker 9 (49:14):
The cows are one.
Speaker 24 (49:17):
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal.
He loved Shei guevera, a revolutionary veal.
Speaker 9 (49:25):
The cows hey tongue.
Speaker 24 (49:28):
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred. He felt like
an outcast alone in the herd.
Speaker 9 (49:35):
The cowed all drum.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
The mood we must fight, escape or will die.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Cows gathered around because the stakes were so high.
Speaker 9 (49:45):
God bad cow pun helped kidding.
Speaker 24 (49:50):
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate, loaded
on to a truck, where he rode to his fate.
Speaker 9 (49:57):
The cows are.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Bum He was a scrawny calf who looked rather woozy.
No one suspected he was packing and woozy.
Speaker 9 (50:08):
The cows with guns.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh.
Speaker 9 (50:14):
He kicked for the groin.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
He pissed in their eye. Cow well hung, knocked over
a tractor and ran for the door. Six gallons of
gas flowed out on the floor.
Speaker 9 (50:29):
The running cows run.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
We are free, roving golvines.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
We run free today we will fight o bline free done,
and hold.
Speaker 9 (50:48):
Our large hand side.
Speaker 6 (50:52):
We will run free with.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
The bubbles on.
Speaker 9 (51:03):
Cows with gun.
Speaker 24 (51:09):
They crashed the gate in a great stampede, tipped over
milk trunk, torched all the feed.
Speaker 9 (51:16):
Cows have fun. Sixty police cars were.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
Piled in a heap covered in cow pies, covered up deep.
Speaker 9 (51:27):
Much cow dunk, black.
Speaker 24 (51:30):
Smoke rising darken in the day twelve burning McDonald's have
it your way.
Speaker 9 (51:36):
We will fight all. Hold on free and hold our
largeest side. We will run free with the buffle of
ards cows with guns.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
The President said, enough is enough these uppity catting.
Speaker 9 (52:07):
It's time to get tough. The cow down, the flung.
Speaker 24 (52:14):
The newspapers gloated. Folks side with relief. Tomorrow at noon
they would all be ground beef.
Speaker 9 (52:22):
Cows on buns.
Speaker 24 (52:25):
The cows were surrounded. They waited and prayed, They moved
their last moods, They chewed their last hay.
Speaker 9 (52:32):
The cows out gunned.
Speaker 22 (52:37):
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers, enforced
by the might of ten thousand coppers. But on the horizon,
surrounding the shoppers came the deafening roll of chickens and choppers.
Speaker 9 (52:53):
We will fight for all one free.
Speaker 6 (52:58):
And will run.
Speaker 9 (53:06):
With the buffalo.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
I was with guns, but it's been a while since
we've played that goofy ass song.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Obviously not long enough, but Dallas Coper's classic loss lone
Star ninety two five and zz Top, which brings up
the question, has nothing to do with zz Top? Who
would our sex pistols tickets?
Speaker 4 (53:47):
Chip Anderson Rockwall sixty six years old, proudly first time winner.
Speaker 6 (53:52):
I like him.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
First time winners, y'all keep on trying now. We don't
mind you winning more than once twice time, but go
for it. You know, it's nice to get a virgin
to the Yes, we do.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
Yeah, we like to shoot a little extra confetti up
when we have a first time.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Why does it sound dirty? The way dirty? All right?
We played that goofy ass song Cows with Guns earlier
and we get a call from a truck driver who says,
if you're gonna play that, why don't you play the
song Ghost Chickens in the Sky. Yes, we usually play
(54:34):
this around Halloween, but ladies and gentlemen here it is
ghost Chickens in the sky, A chicken.
Speaker 9 (54:43):
Farmer one out one not.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
He had on that feeling something wasn't right.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Suddenly a giant chickens.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Spit him right in the eye. Roast chickens in the sky.
The farmer had raised chickens since he was twenty four,
(55:15):
working for the kernel for thirty years or more, killing
all the chickens and sending them to fry.
Speaker 21 (55:22):
Now with payback time.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
For ghost chickens in the sky.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes were burning red,
had no meat or feathers.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
These chickens were dead. They coocked the farmer them and
he died by the flaw.
Speaker 21 (55:47):
They cooked them extra crispy and ate them with coast laws.
Moral of this story be careful who you mean, because
there's no more painful than than to bro to Sorry.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
Please don't have a burger and pass.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
The colonel by and Davy you'll survive. And Boast chickens
in the sky.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
Well, we've been reaching for the ridiculous all morning. Last
Welcome to the Bow and them show the legendary land
of confusion because we do it every single day. Highlight confusion. Yes,
that was my point. I'm confused right now, and I
don't even know what I'm.
Speaker 7 (56:48):
Confused because it's Friday Eve and we're already getting a
little jinky.
Speaker 8 (56:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
Actually tomorrow Friday is going to be fun. Oh yes,
Actor Michael Rapport, he's coming in to do a show
with the Addison.
Speaker 7 (57:00):
Mprov shows Friday, Saturday and Sun.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Now, he's been here a couple of times before, but
he's not coming in until later on Friday, so we
won't get to have him in the studio. But he
says he's going to give us a call. Also, Gary
Howay is going to come in here and bring his
guitar and regale us with some monster lick.
Speaker 7 (57:20):
He has this show at the Granada Theater in Dallas
on Saturday, but he's joining us tomorrow morning in the
eight am hour.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
Ain't seen that boy in a while. I've talked to
him on the phone. In fact, he usually calls us
around Christmas because he's got a new Christmas album. But
this time we get to see him in person.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
After a long time, and he's bringing his guitar. I
bet you the years wreaking of guitars. Let's talk about
time wasters. Up on the Bow and Them show page
at lone Star ninety two to five dot com. Carlos Santana,
you know he was on with Us this past Monday,
Yeah talking about his new album Sentient, and he shared
that he wants to work with Taylor Swift Well. In
a new interview bow with American Songwriter, he says he
(57:59):
and Are Clapton are talking about doing a new album together,
something along the lines of the good, the Bad, and
the ugly, like a Western theme kind of thing.
Speaker 25 (58:10):
Now.
Speaker 7 (58:11):
In the meantime, he just released Coherence, a collaboration with
his wife and drummer who you know, Cindy Blackman Santana,
and we have that song up on our page. Late
Rush drummer Neil Peirt wrote twelve books, and the band's
singer Geddy Lee, has written three. His latest book, seventy
two Stories from the Baseball Collection of Geddy Lee, will
(58:32):
be out June tenth. So we ask guitarist Alex Lifson
if he has any plans to write a book.
Speaker 18 (58:39):
My wife says, you should write a book or maybe
a pamphlet about some of your road experiences, like when
we have dinners and stuff, and invariably I tell a
couple stories and they're always fun and funny. And if
I wrote a short book of these sort of stories,
I think that would be really a fun thing. I
don't need to write in my life. Blah blah blah
blah bl Getty did an amazing.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Job on my f and life.
Speaker 18 (59:03):
If I did something, I think it'd be more my personally,
joking around and laughing. Who knows, maybe maybe if I
stop being quite so lazy.
Speaker 7 (59:11):
You know, he's been anything but lazy, because he just
released a second album with his side project, Envy of None,
and we have one of the songs off that album
up on our page.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Last June, you may.
Speaker 7 (59:21):
Remember, both the Scorpions announced that they are going to
be the subject of a biopic titled Wind of Change.
But since then it's been slow going, but the band
singer Klaus's Mind says it's moving forward, despite being very
vague about the details on that now. During an interview
with Brazil's Rolling Stone, he talked about having to postpone
their Vegas residency because of Mickey Dee's health issues.
Speaker 25 (59:45):
What was like a tragic moment when this happens to
Mickey over Christmas and he had to have surgery on
his foot, you know, and so we didn't know if
he would be back on his feet right to play.
Speaker 9 (01:00:02):
In good heartsy condition.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Like in March. You know, so we had to postpone the.
Speaker 25 (01:00:09):
Vega States another residency, a planet Hollywood. We postponed those
shows to August this year.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
And Mickey d his parents named him after a slang
word for McDonald's.
Speaker 7 (01:00:22):
Really okay, no, But when you hear Klaus, don't you
feel like he should be saying, give me those names.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Give me their names, signed the papers, old man.
Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
By the way, the Scorpion's Vegas residency is going to
begin on August fourteenth. And it's no secret that Neil
Young joining Crosby Stills in Nash was the idea of
Atlantic Records co founder I'm at Urtigon, and while Graham
Nash wouldn't agree until he actually met Neil Young in person,
he says Neil Young didn't make much of a difference
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when it came to the foursomes first and biggest album,
the nineteen seventies, Deja Vu. He actually said, we only
got two songs from Neil, Helpless and Country Girl. He
never played one note or sang a note on teacher children.
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Or our house.
Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
Oh really it sounds like fighting words, right, speaking of Graham.
Now she's gonna play the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas this
Saturday night. And there's a great interview that he did
with the Dallas Observer that you should absolutely check out
where he kind of reveals that he's a conspiracy theorist.
Oh really, he thinks that there was another shooter on
the Grassy Knoll.
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Well, so do we?
Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Finally, I dare you not to cry. In case you
haven't seen it yet, we have Lucas tribute from last
night from the House of Highlights and his emotional reaction
in real time as he.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Watches the tribute. Yeah, he teared up.
Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
I'm gonna rate at w for where we have the
video up on the boat and them show page at
long Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
We actually question like that, Paul. It's rather personal, isn't yet?
It's a little personal? Shut up, Kansas, who needs you? Okay?
That's enough?
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Okay, that's off of this mess one. Getting a little
cranky on this Friday evening. Oh, I just want to
get out of here and have a little nap and
then get up all refreshed and stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
Yeah, well, we've got a little decompression session that we're
gonna have to do a short one today because we
have a conference.
Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Call at ten, I know, and then our engineering guys
coming in here to get all cable ready in this
room for Gary Hoy.
Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Weird to say just Gary Hoey instead of Gary Ho
Ho Holy because he always calls it Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yeah, that's why we call him Ho ho ho.
Speaker 19 (01:02:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Okay, So tomorrow is Friday, Actor Michael Rapaport and Gary
Holy and we'll give away more of those family four
packs of tickets to Texas Motor Speedway for the Worth
four hundred race. Now Sunday, May the fourth be with us.
Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Okay, Yeah, coming up on Saturday, JEFFK, the Dallas Law Tigers,
and Alis Harley Davidson are going to be out at
the Stars game giving away that custom Stars motorcycle that
Jeffkay has been promoting. And we'd like to send out
a big thank you right now to the Dallas Law
Tigers for being huge supporters of lone Star ninety two five.
They see the value on what we all do here
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and they've partnered with us for a while.
Speaker 25 (01:03:18):
Now.
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If you own a business and would like to team
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Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
So our after show decompression session is next.
Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Like Annabelle said, we got to make it a short
one because we got to do a conference call.
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Always a blast, yeah, Theyllroy. They always love to give
us these surprises right before the end of the show.
Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
That's all right, Can you stay another eight hours?
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yeah, sure, I'll be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
I'm overwhelmed with Glee at the concepts, absolutely, So Tomorrow's
going to be a fun show.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
And of course we'll see you on the after show
and tomorrow's show nut show, alight, that's right, Come on
over to Facebook. Yeah, we'll see you then, and we'll
see you there, okay, alright, b
Glasses, Dotcha, Gotcha goes all the way, he lays it
up and end Chich would lightly on.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm up top thirty spent. We talked about that Luca magic.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We also talked about that Lucas smile.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Dontees is getting cheered every time by Maverick Spens.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
But there are a lot of Lakers fans here and
they're always on the road.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
At Dodge's knocks down a three pointer, step.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Gets inside, Gotcha steps back, three pointer.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's good, rattles it home.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Forty three points for Dodge, but even for me seeing
that emotion in his eyes and Dotcha just side puts.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
It up an end forty five for Dontch.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
A light for Dontch.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
That began in tears and it ends in triumph.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Talk about your story, Buff returned. I love these fans.
I love the city.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
But it's suns to.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Lucas. You know what did I say? I think it
was last week or maybe earlier this week. I said,
I hope Luca scores fifty points against the average. Well
he came close. I was close, Yes, you were. He
scored forty five points.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
And the Lakers won. Not only did they win, but
they clingched a playoff spot in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And we don't know if the Master's still gonna be
able to clinch a playoffs plot.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Uh, As you said, I'm a MAVs fan today, but yesterday,
when Luca was on that court, I was a Luca family,
a fan for life.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I watched it until I just couldn't stay up anymore.
But I was real happy when I saw the result.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
Did you tear up at his reaction to contribute?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Got a little little choked up there, and in fact,
he was there on the bench just crying, as I know,
and I was just bawling. I was just like, Luca,
we love you. He's a good kid. Did you see
what he was driving around town?
Speaker 8 (01:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, that was a big old monster jeep.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
It's a six wheel Humvy like ready for heavy kind
of hum Oh I'm not a little overkilled if you're
just gonna drive it around a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But I mean, you know, the kid's done good. He's
done good for us and for the world, and you
just love him.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
He still has his house here because after the game. Oh,
I don't know if you saw that, he fouled out
towards the end of the game and left and they
gave him a standing ovation, and all of a sudden,
the arena just chanced.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Fr n there was some fire. Nko hollered big time,
big time.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
But in the interview after the game, he said it
was good to sleep in my own bed. Because they
asked what is it like to be back in Dallas,
he goes, good to sleep in my own bed.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, we're sorry you have to go back to La there, Luca.
We miss you and it was a dumb thing to
let you go.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yes, and congrats on your big win exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Congrats on the big win, and Luca, thank you for
spending yesterday afternoon with children's charity.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yes, he did, doing the right thing with his time
in town. Man. Hell yeah, all right, See what we're
celebrating today other than Luca. It is National Alcohol Screening Day.
What as long as it's not a cock giving you
an alcohol screaming you're away.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
The month of April is national alcohol awareness, that's right,
So today is the day to get screened for.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It is National Farm Animals Day. Now I've told you before,
after my unsuccessful high school football career, I took FFA
because that's ezy. You didn't get through that, which is
future Farmers of America. Do I look like a farmer?
Hell no, I actually castrated a hog as part of
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the course. Oh that poor hog. That's why I'm in
radio instead of being a farmer. It is National Hug
your Dog Day, because he or she might peel all
over you if you rub their belly. Safety pin Day.
If you're a certain age, you should know that your
mama use cloth diapers when she changed you. In safety
pins or what she used to hold them in place.
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Thank God for disposable diapers now.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, if you ever get lucky enough to get one
of them stick on backstage passes at the show, have
a safety pin hand.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
There you go. You can fall off. It is Siblings Day.
She did the same thing for your brother and sisters.
Or if your mom is still a round thinker. It's
also Golfer's Day. You know the Masters is fixing the
start today. I don't know how bad I was at
golf until one of my friends asked, you won't go
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hit a bucket full of ball?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Sure, why not? The first ball I hit went behind
me and cracked the car window. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I thought, maybe golf is not my score here it
is poem in your pocket day in case someone threatens
to kill you if you don't give them a rhyme
right then and there.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's also encourage a young rider Day. So go for
it and throw a rhyme in there if you can't.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Yeah, encourage a young writer to write a poem and
put it in your pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It is National Cinnamon Crescent Day. You bring them, we'll
eat them. And it's Global work from Home Day. I
tried it when we had to work from home because
of COVID. I didn't like it. Same thing when I
blew my knees out, I didn't like it at all.
And that's why I'm here today. I like being in
the studio. Yes, I love it.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
All right, let's do our morning stretch seven fifty Fun
with Music Day.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
We have that family sport pack.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Of tickets to the work four hundred grace at Texas
Motor Speedway.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, Wi saw general manager of Mark favorite the little
Yes coming Darada, All right, y'all ready for sports of
all sorts because it's coming up.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yes, we'll talk more Luca as we wait for it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Wait for it. Come on, come on, you messed up
the head, proud of yourself Dallas Forward's classic rock lone
Star ninety two look at his Time for Sports of
All sorts.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Brought to you by the Will Height Law Firm injury lawyers.
Go to will heightwins dot com.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Luca made the most of his return to Dallas to
take on his former team. You know, the one that
kicked him to the curb, I said earlier this week,
I hope Lucas scores fifty points. He scored forty five.
That was very clear close h That was against the
Mavericks and his first time playing at the American Airline
Center as a Los Angeles Laker. Los Angeles pulled away
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from Dallas at the end of the game on the
way to a one twelve to ninety seven win. Dallas
fans spent much of the game cheering on Luca after
he was shockingly traded to the Lakers in early February.
Now the MAVs played a pregame video thanking Luca for
his time in Dallas, and that made him tear up
on the bench before he was introduced. It was really
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touch Harry emotion ar he said. Despite being back in
his own bed in Dallas, he did not sleep well
the night before the game.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
It was a little bit of both, you know, happy
and angry.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
But you know it's nice to see, uh, some familiar
phrases here. You know, I spent a lot of times
with them. But like you say, you know, it was
a lot of emotions. When I woke up, I was
tired and I didn't sleep much. I'm excited about this game,
and you know, I really appreciate you the fence, the
way they reacted to to me.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
After the game, Luca hugged some of his former teammates.
The forty five points matched Lucas season high. He did
that once for Dallas and one the other time for
the Lakers. He also had eight rebounds, six assists, and
four steals. The win secured a playoff spot for the Lakers. Now,
the Mavericks are still in position to finish tenth and
make the play in tournament. The MAVs host the Toronto
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Raptors tomorrow night.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Luca's teammate, basketball great Lebron James has broken another glass ceiling.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Bo Roberts, Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
He has become I'm the first male athlete. Ken Doll
Oh no, no, if it's anatomically correct, If he just
had that one little lump work. Venus Mattel Inc. Unveiled
the Lebron Ken doll yesterday right before the game, to
kick off the toy manufacturers Kenbassador series. Last year, nine
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female athlete barbies, including tennis star Venus Williams, were introduced.
In an Associated Press produced video of Lebron seeing the
doll for the very first time, the King expressed his approval,
repeatedly calling the doll dope, which, in case you're not.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Hip, means cool. Yeah. Nope.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
The Lebron doll wears sunglasses, headphones, and an unzipped blue
and white letterman's jacket with LJ on the left chest
and his number twenty three on the right sleeve. If
you're a Lebron fan, get yours today, That's.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Right, no matter what it comes. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
By the way, there's an AI app out there where
you can create a doll, an action figure version of
your and.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
It doesn't even look like anybody.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah yeah, Liann Greg what happy with it? It's just
a it's not a real deal. Yeah, it's just a
digital team. Yeah, Okay, whatever it takes, you know, whatever
it takes on.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Need more about the MAVs and Lucas same as everybody
else around here, or just about all of us. Jason
Adams was conflicted about Luca's return to Dallas for his
first game since a MAVs controversial trade of their star
player to the Lakers, but still eager to see how
it would all play out. So where Adam's story difference
is that from so many others planning to idly watch
the game from home now, is that the owner and
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president of the Ulyss based furnished company Home Zone Furniture,
he decided to get in on the action himself. So,
together with his wife Brie, Adams devised a three part
ad campaign to run during the game's broadcast, one that
parodied the trade that has fully thrown Dallas sports fans
for a loop since it first came down the pike
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on that fateful late Saturday in February.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's really funny now.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
The campaign centered around his wife deciding to trade one
of Restore's most popular sectional couches, and then defending the
move in the face of criticism, before ultimately regretting it
and undoing the transaction in the face of uproar.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
It aired throughout multiple breaks during the game. Here's one
of those commercials.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Actually it's a combination because there was three of them. Yeah,
so I put together our little sixty second combination of
all this side.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
We're going to trade you. I know you've been amazing.
People love you, a top performer. But let's be honest.
You happen out of stock. You just couldn't keep up
with demand. This might not make sense, but I gotta
let you go, you know, shake things up a bit.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You want to trade the sectional everyone loves and.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
A Sunday decision, homes one is officially traded away. It's
most beloved sectional, sending shock waves to the furniture world.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
We're gonna regret this.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Ye man, It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
He gave away my favorite sectional. How could you?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Okay, it's coming back.
Speaker 12 (11:10):
For a massive public outcry. Home Zune has officially brought
back the beloved sectional.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
See, some changes are better when they're not made.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
There, go, we could bring Luca back, I know. Can
we bring our sectional back to the mans? Yeah? Bring him?
He's Bartererstone or he was? Okay. Dallas Stars are looking
to get back on track tonight against the Western Conference
leading Winnipeg Jets at the American Airline Center. The Stars
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have lost three straight games, including a heartbreaking loss against
the Vancouver Canucks where Vancouver scored three goals in the
last minute of regulation before beating the Stars in overtime. Now,
a win tonight could make home ice advantage throughout the
playoffs the possibility for the Stars. This game will be
the fourth matchup between the Stars and the Jets this season.
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The Stars are one win and two losses against the Jets,
and tonight will be the last regular season game between
the Jets and the Stars. The home team has won
each matchup this year. After a seven game win streak,
the Stars have now lost three straight, including two overtime losses.
But the puck will drop at seven o'clock.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
The eighty ninth Masters begins today.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
The eighty ninth Masters begins today Augusta National Golf in Augusta, Georgia.
Some of golf's biggest names are competing for the coveted
title and that famous green jacket that the winner gets.
The eighty ninth Masters tournament starts today and runs through Sunday.
It's the biggest major golf tournament of the season. Ninety
six players, five of them amateurs, are competing this year,
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with the top fifty players making the cut in the
opening rounds of the tournament. Now, this year's field Bow
has players from twenty six countries and territories. This marks
the most ever for the historic tournament. That's according to
the Associated Press. Homeboys Scottie Shuffler is the defending Masters
champion and the favorite to win this year. Last year,
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he won the Masters for the second time in three
years by pulling away late with a four under sixty
eight for a four shot victory.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
The Masters has been held since.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Nineteen thirty four from Thursday through Sunday during the first
week of April at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia.
The tournament is played over four days and seventy two holes.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
No os holes are he stepping up to address the ball?
Now that goes looks good?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Oh it missed the whole Oh God, I gotta remember,
I gotta remember. Never talk in Anna's broadcasting backswing.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yes, that's right for doing that, because if you do that,
they'll kick you out of Augusta. They will. They will.
If you'd make any kind of noise, they will kick
your ass out.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Jack's a short stop Curry Seeger homer twice as the
Rangers avoided to sweep Chicago, and.
Speaker 13 (14:01):
They beat the Chicago cub sixty two yesterday afternoon, and
the two time World Series MVP opened the game of
the solar shot to left center and then lined another
solo home run to right field in the.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Seventh to put the Rangers up by five. It was
Seeger's eighteenth career game with multiple home runs and his
first since August nineteenth of last year. Rangers pitcher Tyler
Malay held Chicago to just two hits in seven innings.
The right hander allowed one earned run and lower this
season ERA to one point three to two. Chicago had
won seven of its last eight games entering the season's finale,
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A series finale up next. The Rangers are scheduled to
continue their road trip tomorrow through Sunday in Seattle, up
against the Mariner.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Come on, Mariners, go ahead and lose. Go ahead and
just give up right now, will you? And as long
as we're talking about baseball, the two longest losing streaks
in college baseball came to an end on Tuesday when
New York's Yeshiva University maccabee. I never heard of him either,
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which had lost ninety nine straight games going back to
twenty twenty two. Damn. They played Lemon College, losers of
their last forty two games, at a double hitter. Lehman
College won the opening game and extra innings, snapping their
losing streak and giving Yeshiva University it's one hundredth consecutive loss. However,
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the mccabees battled back in the second game and won
nine to five to snap their losing streak. So everybody's
happy now, Way to go mccabees. Yeah, I've never heard
of him. I don't know what the Bible. I don't
know what a mccabee is the Bible.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Okay, hooting, rolling down the roles and cool.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
The fact show.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Now you're doing on town.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
In the middle of the night.
Speaker 14 (16:03):
We laughing out him joking and we see that, all right,
pull I bad?
Speaker 15 (16:11):
I mean, so why he's our bad.
Speaker 16 (16:20):
Am?
Speaker 13 (16:21):
And why.
Speaker 15 (16:27):
He's a Loma highway and a new cattle like I
had a fine botch of doune, I had threemo in
the back.
Speaker 14 (16:36):
This body short dresses tem and sticking your shoes. They
hooking up and strikes and with him a dollar she
go too bad.
Speaker 17 (16:49):
You mean some man.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
He we bad?
Speaker 17 (16:58):
You mean.
Speaker 18 (17:14):
Remember mother Nam.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
The bird.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
Will I want moping down the road and my behave poot.
I had a shine on my boots, I had my
side float with my.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
New York friend, and I go to to sleep.
Speaker 14 (18:27):
Nobody give me trouble goose, then don't walk.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
Out of me.
Speaker 17 (18:32):
I'm a mean why aman whise n anything?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
The Ballichorus Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two five. Okay,
coming up, mash up time? And it's a special mashup?
(20:16):
Is it something we've heard before? And I might have
played it, but it was years ago. Okay, you'll just
have to stick around and find out. Now it's time
for the freaking fool file. Here at six point forty five,
A hawk's reign of terror in an English village has
finally come to an end. A Harris hawk, which is
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a bird of prey that's native to the Americas, has
been blamed for about fifty dive bombing attacks on unsuspecting
residents and male carriers, including one who was left with
a bloody head. Oh damn. The angry hawks behavior forced
parents to keep their kids indoors well. Last week, a
resident named Steve Harris, not the guy from iron Age.
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I finally captured the bird in the cage after it
had chased him around the neighborhood. The hawk ultimately landed
on his shed, and that's when Harrison was able to
trap it. A trained falconer then swooped in to help
remove it from the property. The falconer is now taking
care of it. I remember when I was going on,
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there was this wild blue jay. Okay, every time I
would walk into my back pasture for whatever reason, that
bird would attack anybody.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
He targeted people home. He got me good one time,
and then what did you do? I came out with
a tennis racket and he swooped down at me and
I went, wow, and you played badminton?
Speaker 17 (21:43):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Yeah, that blue bird entered paradise.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
No, I didn't. I didn't kill him.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I could have gone over and stomped on him, but
I'm incentive, didn't you.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
A bird gets a bump on the head. Do they
have littler birds flying.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Around their head? That's a great question. No, they have
stars or birds on the true All right, let's talk NASA.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
NASA is offering three million dollars to anyone who can
come up with technology to solve a very unusual problem
recycling feces and other human waste in space recycle. Yes,
so you can send a man to the Moon, but
you can't figure this one out. Space Agency's Luna Recycled
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Challenge calls on members of the public to propose a
technological means of recycling astronauts feces, urine, and even vomit
nucky Moon and during long haul space flights. There are
currently ninety six bags of human waste that were left
behind on the Moon by the astronauts from the Apollo missions,
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and the aim of the Lunar Recycle Challenge is to
prevent adding to that stinky space.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Das they put him on the moon.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Ninety six bags.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
As hefty head they do that they didn't drop trial
and pinch a loaf right there on the Moon because
they're ash would freeze. Well, that's true. Yeah, they probably
did it in their space capsules, and we don't want.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
This in your Yeah, they kind of poop into a
bag and seal it up.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And I think they shake their leg like a dog.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
The chosen technology, by the way, is going to be
put to use on future space missions, including hypothetical long
term outposts.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
On the Moon.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
NASA currently reviewing the first round of proposals to decide
which ones will move on to the next phase of
the competition, and the team who comes out on top
of the end of the competition is going to be
awarded the grand prize three million dollars. So how about
listen to me. How about putting those space turns into
orbit around the Earth. If they float down into the atmosphere,
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they're simply going.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
To burn out, burn out, right, it'll make the air
stak for a little bit o burning poo. That's at So.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
We'll do it over Russia.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah, yeah, Well, speaking of the human pooh ports, I
mean we all have one. We celebrated practically on the
freaking fool File, and of course we use it to
twist out a mud rat every once in a while. Well,
this is a story about drug sniffing dogs finding hidden
contraband up that tunnel.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, No.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
In the past few weeks, there's been two different incidents
of drug sniffing dogs finding contraband hidden in somebody's butt
in the state of Texas. First, March thirtieth, unidentified twenty
six year old male citizen of the United States interviewed
by officers at a border pedestrian crossing. That interview led
to a secondary exam. The dogs caught a whiff, so
(24:37):
to speak, of two packages of methamphetamine strategically stored right
up the old port Wow. Then the next day, same
port of entry, dogs once again caught the scent of
drugs coming from the butthole of an unidentified forty one
year old US citizen also entering the country from Mexico.
(24:57):
Though he refused a medical exam, officers believed he had
something unsavory lurking within his space down there and tunnel
fude cavity, and after waiting it out, the man eventually
crapped out what ended up being a half a pound
of fentanyl pills.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I have some pounds? How many people that can kill?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Lucky that bag didn't burst inside of the right man.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, you don't smoke a joint. I smuggled it in
my assle. No, No, I'm good. Well, as long as
we're kind of on the subject, let me add to it.
A Phoenix elementary school teacher named Kurt Hinton is accused
of criminal charges after police say he peed into a
can during glass or class and all the students saw
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his dangling.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
Prim did it in front of his students.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Well, he was behind his desk, but he stood up
to zip up his prey, his twigs and berries. Yes,
four students, a twelve year old boy and three eleven
year old girls went to the principal's office to share
what they they said they witnessed. After hearing a zipper
and the sound of running water, they looked over to
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see their teacher ping into a can while sitting at
his desk. The students say he is exposed long before
he adjusted his pants and belt because he stood up
to zip up his man, embarrassing when officers talked to him,
and he allegedly admitted that while in class, he peased
in a can regularly, but insisted he kept himself properly covered. Well,
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he didn't. He also missed the can at first because
there was urine on the floor by his desk. Hinton
said that he was new to the school and didn't
know how to get in contact with another teacher to
watch his class, so he reverted to do what he
did in the military. When he couldn't leave a spot
and he was feeling nature's call.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
He should have gotten some depends man.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, yeah, something sensible. Yeah, but you pee in your
own pants. I just don't.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah, you prefer the can. I prefer the can, the
pea can.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
But I would say, if you kids make any trouble,
I'm gonna kick your ass when I get back.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
I'll bet you anything. He was an algebra teacher. Those
guys were always a little twisted. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I had an algebra teacher like that too. As a
matter of pan, can any class. When you gotta go,
you gotta go, but be careful where you go. Algebra
p equals you'urine squares for you.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Hey, coming up next hour on phone with Music Day,
we have another family four pack of tickets to join
us at Texas Motor Speedway for the Worth four hundred
race Sunday, May fourth.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
And since it's May the fourth, be with you.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
We heard from Mark Faber yesterday that Boogie Storm, the
Dancing Stormtroopers are gonna be.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
On hand that day.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
We're gonna have to have them come by our oh
live broadcast.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
Yes, we're gonna give away those Worth four hundred tickets
around seven to fifty right here on the bon In
Them Show on Dallas Fort Worst Classic Rock Lungs.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Dallas Horse Classic Locker Lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
here's mash up time. Yeah, and you're probably thinking, are
you gonna mash something up with Riders on the Storm. Well,
of course I am awesome. As we told you earlier
this week, Clem Burke, drummer of Blondie, died at the
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age of seventy. Yes, so let's mash up Riders on
the Storm with a Blondie. Blondie, give it a chance.
Speaker 19 (28:47):
Riders on the Storm, riders on the store, into this house.
Speaker 17 (28:57):
We're born.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
Into this world with thrown.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
Like a dog without a phone and actor out alone.
Speaker 19 (29:10):
Riders on the Storm.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
There's a killer around the road.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Him, but he's been in a bed.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
In my mind, I just sat st your f friends
the boh.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
And up shot shout.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
And getting b real bores.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
I'm on that s some myrs on the hand, half
manom all now got a con and you to him,
kill your loud, your man, kill your God, help your man.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
He him, make the.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
World lovey.
Speaker 16 (30:15):
You want me just have your body on tee because
them off all off.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Now he's back from the space where he would have.
Speaker 16 (30:25):
You say, make it don't stop, just back off shot
So stop is sobing mo now only shot.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Rock and rolls.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I told you just give it a chance. I love
it really good. You give it a chance.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
And seven fifteen on the Bowl and themsel hey cheese
and smiles. Long Shard ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Tomorrow is Friday, Yes, Anna said, today is Friday Eve
and tomorrow on the show. Actor Michael Rappaport, who was here.
I gotta know a few months ago or something.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Yeah, maybe around a year ago, Yeah, something like that.
But he's at the Addison Improv this weekend and he's
getting in tomorrow late, so he's going.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
To be on the phone. Yes, he'll give us a call.
Also tomorrow, our old friend, guitarist extraordinary Gary Hoey is
going to be here and he's bringing his guitar too.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
Normally we talked to him around Christmas time for the
Ho Ho Hoy.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, but he's playing at the Granada Theater on Saturday.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
You know.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yesterday, of course was asca' stuff Day and we got
this off the Aska Stuff hotline.
Speaker 19 (31:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I was wondering if y'all would play the Thiagra truck
Rick song.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
The Viagra truck Wreck Song, I went huh, and then
I said, oh yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Came back to you. It's by a band called five
Bitch and Babes. It's called Viagra. In the water.
Speaker 19 (32:21):
Just outside of Johnson City on a dark and twisting
rule and a Kenworth eighteen wheeler with a heavy shifting loans.
He was pushing through the Binghamton go The hour was
getting late. Byser Skinistan a mission to the farmer seas
of State.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
He was on a hole in mission.
Speaker 20 (32:41):
There were men who couldn't wait. But by a girl,
he got seven hundred miles since he climbed into the room.
Speaker 19 (32:57):
Just another twenty five or so with finish up that hit.
Speaker 9 (33:02):
But the trailer hit an oil.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
It's like down the hills did flies, Oh my.
Speaker 20 (33:08):
Till it landed at the bottom and the town's water supply.
Speaker 19 (33:14):
It was instant where the mornings. What a hard wind
to die.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Save yourself, dollars, there's my ground.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
In the water.
Speaker 20 (33:35):
All over Johnson City people rising with the dog.
Speaker 19 (33:42):
They drank their morning coffee, took their showers, watered blondes
and who could have predicted all the changes of ahead.
Men were getting up forward and hurried back to bed.
So many I didn't think you would have thought a
virus spread.
Speaker 20 (34:05):
Down at the courthouse coffee shop. They stayed in disbelief.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
As a pack of.
Speaker 19 (34:12):
Thirsty lawyers started filling out their briefs.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
But at the local.
Speaker 19 (34:19):
Couch young men appeared much smarter.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
No chromosomal mystery.
Speaker 19 (34:26):
They simply studied harder.
Speaker 20 (34:30):
Now water on the rocks is the latest party starter.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Save your seas, there's my r.
Speaker 21 (34:44):
In the water.
Speaker 19 (34:51):
The Johnson City firemen that cursed their wretched luck they
could not get their viral hoses back on the truck
sprinkling holy water had a feudal father.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Ryan said, you know, said, I know, I've.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Saved her soul, but I've never raised the din. What
a couple strong men helped, you know, close the casket.
Blue old man wisper with the shower of his life.
Speaker 19 (35:33):
Then he marched into the kitchen and he called out
to his wife. She knew something was up as he
stood naked at the table.
Speaker 20 (35:45):
Holding two cups of coffee to have bilt a bagel.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
It had been at least a decade since the last
time he was a.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Save yourself.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
She engine daughters, there's Diana.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
In the water.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
We were seeking miracles. The buildings came in holes.
Speaker 19 (36:19):
The waters of Bayacra groom more popular than holes. The
clergy quoted scripture, but they found it hard to sell.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
But those who chose to be annointed and were pointed.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Straight to her.
Speaker 19 (36:34):
Despite the dire warnings, the crowds began to swell. Some
hardened politicians came into Tell one day with their permits
and their pipelines of the waters, all.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
From the heart of Johnson's city.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Who closed the morn cry?
Speaker 19 (37:02):
But the women knew who Another truck was coming through
a can.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Don't worry, there the t CA.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
We'll spread the oil again. And there's my r in
the water side.
Speaker 22 (37:26):
It's not so hard.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
There's my.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
In the water.
Speaker 19 (37:40):
You see.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
All you had to do was ask Dallas, what's classic
Gronk lone star ninety two five? Okay, coming up, we
have a family four pack of tickets to join us
at the Worth four hundred Race, Texas Motor Speedway that
is on Sunday. May the fourth be with you? And
aren't they? Is uh miss favor gonna have the dancing
(38:03):
Storm stormtroopers. Yes, Boogie Storm, I would not miss that
for nothing. This is gonna be awesome. Okay, So we're
gonna give those tickets away and it little since it's
fun with music day. It'll be a theme from a
movie because a certain actor has a birthday today. Okay,
all I'm gonna tell you all right you okay.
Speaker 12 (38:23):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
We got this request from Domingo. He wanted to hear
this song and it's it's less than a minute, all right,
so here you go, Here you.
Speaker 23 (38:32):
Go, Di Mingo, Rambone got his teeth, not that ramonstra
demasi O hit the count it was doing too. I'll
(38:56):
never forget the sound win the ball any man. He
tried to tried to swear the only.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Thing that's our boy, Rodney Carrington. There, he's got a
casino show coming up. Yes he did. Now it's time
for the educational part of the show. It's time for
(39:25):
did you know here's some facts for you ass. James
Madison is the only president who had two vice presidents
die in office. His first was Vice President George Clinton,
who later formed Parliament. No, No, George Clinton. He died
in eighteen twelve. His second was Eldridge Gary, who died
(39:48):
in eighteen fourteen. Damn. So if he would have asked,
somebody want to be my vice brother Hill. Did you
know the California Institute of Technology better no is Caltech
Their baseball team once had a decade long two hundred
and twenty eight game losing streak lasting from two thousand
(40:09):
and three to twenty thirteen, And in twenty eleven, Caltech's
men's basketball team ended a three hundred and ten game
conference losing streak. Damn, you could say athletics aren't really
a top priority there? Ass, Yes they are. Did you
know lobster wasn't always considered a delicacy? No, I loved me.
(40:29):
Some lobstereed too. Before the late eighteen hundreds, lobsters were
called the cockroaches of the scene and were fed to
prisoners to save money because their bottom feed bottom field.
Did you know this is funny? CNN has a video
clip ready to air if the world is about to
(40:52):
come to an end? Oh God, It's a band playing
the song Nearer My God to the.
Speaker 7 (40:58):
Who's going to be tuning into the exactly if the
world is coming to an.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
N you're gonna be digging a hole or getting under
your house, to be running away or having sex. Well
that said, did you know there have been more than
twenty thousand Major League Baseball players in history, and just
one had the last name that started with the letter X.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
His name was Leo Galido ice Ky. I guess I
said that, right, Chrismanic. Yeah, and it's spelled x iques
is Kez.
Speaker 7 (41:30):
Yeah, because I think like it outside of piadel Carmen.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
That's why I got you here, because you can help
me out with this stuff. He played in the nineteen forties.
In case you were wondering, did you know there are
eleven US states that have only one area code? That
is Alaska, Delaware, Hawaii name who, by the way, is
the only state with one syllable Also Montana, New Hampshire,
(41:59):
North Dakota, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, and Wyoming.
Speaker 7 (42:03):
Now they're big states, but they don't have very many people.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, everybody's in pretty much one whole area because the
rest of the state is barren. Did you know pythons
rebuild their intestines from scratch after every meal. How do
you rebuild your intestine? I don't know, and I don't
want to know how.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I don't want to see anybody do it. Sometimes I
wish I could rebuild my intestines. Yeah, after a night
of drinking too much?
Speaker 19 (42:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Or Mexican fui.
Speaker 9 (42:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Did you know the Energizer Bunny ad campaign was famous
but it didn't help sales at all. In fact, Energizer's
sales went down during the years that commercial ran. I
know and everybody knows the Energizer Bunny. Did you know
tornadoes are most likely to hit trailer parks. It's because
(42:54):
tornadoes are most likely to hit places where the landscape
makes a big change, like from tall buildings to farmland,
and trailer parks are usually built just on the outskirts
of city. Uh huh. Did you know people in North
Korea believe Hamburgers were invented by Kim Jong Ill in
two thousand and nine, and that Mickey Miles was created
(43:14):
by China. Oh yeah, yeah? And did you know the
first time there was ever nudity on TV in the
United States was in nineteen seventy three. I was about
to turn twenty years old. PBS aired the play Steam
Bath and Nudity on Yes, Yes, and I remember seeing that.
(43:36):
I was old.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
Lord, hold on, all right, get ready, NASCAR take us
next on the Bowl with Them show?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh, Dallas hors Classic Broncolone Star ninety two to five.
That song from Deep Purple came out in nineteen sixty eight.
Good god, we just got a call from a guy
who said today is his twenty second birth day and
he wanted to hear that song.
Speaker 7 (44:02):
See, because he's got good taste in music.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
His parents must have turned him onto that. Because how
come somebody who's twenty two want to hear a song
from nineteen sixty because they listened to Bo Roberts. Oh
that's it.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Remember I told you guys once about my nephew fifteen
sixteen years old. I walk up behind him and his
buddy at a computer and they're going through the whole
machine Head.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Album and I'm like, that's what you guys are listening to.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
And they turn around to look up at me and go, oh,
my effing god, this is the best thing we've ever
heard in our life.
Speaker 9 (44:30):
And oh my god, this is amazing.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
See isn't that great?
Speaker 7 (44:33):
How many young people do you think we're going to
see at ac DC on Monday night?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Bow Pie?
Speaker 12 (44:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Absolutely great music. Yeah, but twenty two years old?
Speaker 12 (44:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
See, we've been listening to this stuff for a long time.
Y'all are just now getting it.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
One of our winners yesterday, twenty four years old, listening
to you since elementary school.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Oh lord, there goes another liver spot. Okay, so it's
time to give a way those tickets. It's a family
four pack of tickets to join us at the Worth
four hundred race at Texas Motor Speedway that is on Sunday,
May the fourth. And so, since it's Fun with Music Day,
(45:12):
I'm going to play a theme from a movie that
this guy turned seventy four today.
Speaker 12 (45:20):
Right.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
The guy's name is Stevens Sigal.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
Oh wow, he's got a bunch of movies.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, but he's a miserable human being. So it's kind
of weird.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Okay, listen and tell me what Steven Sigall movie this is.
Oh boy, I'll give you another hint. It came out
in nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Okay, that good lie, that's it. I don't know that name,
all right, let me let it play from it. This
was actually one of his better movies.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
I never went to see it in the theater. I
always saw steven Sagall movies on TV.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
All right, two one four or eight one seven seven
eighty seven one five. This is a Stephen Sigal.
Speaker 7 (46:09):
Movie from nineteen nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
See you can look it up on the computer. We
allow cheap notes in here. He yeah, all right, karate
let me see if.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Anybody knows Pisco boing them show can you tell me
what Steven Sagall movie theme that is?
Speaker 8 (46:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
I cannot no? Did he make a movie called no?
I cannot no?
Speaker 6 (46:35):
He did not?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, on them, show tell me what movie theme that is?
Speaker 17 (46:42):
Are you there?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Are there? I don't know?
Speaker 7 (46:44):
He just heard worth four hundred race tickets exactly.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, this this was a pretty good Stephen Sagal movie.
Bon on them, show tell me what Stephen segall movie
that is? Under understand you did right?
Speaker 4 (47:03):
That was one of his better ones. It was yes,
all right, now who is this? By the way, this
work all right?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
For work? You hang on because we got to get
some information from you, and we'll see you at Texas
Motor Speedway on May the fourth, bi Al think I
hang on. By the way. I got another little song
I'm gonna play for you that goes with a question
somebody emailed to us.
Speaker 7 (47:30):
All right, I'm gonna say, coming up next hour, Bo
and I are going to open up down lone Star
ticket window and giveaway tickets to see the Sex Pistols
at the Longhorn Ballroom in September. And then this afternoon,
Jeff K's going to open up the lone Star ticket window.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
He has tickets to see Heart in June. So make
sure you keep listening to Dallas.
Speaker 7 (47:49):
For Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five,
Dallas for Orst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Our boy was back in town last night, yep, And
I think we should relive Luca's play last night at
the American Air last. But first of all, this is
left over one of those from Ascus stuff day and
it said this is from Darryl. He says, I've been
eating cows for as long as I can remember, God
(48:19):
bless you. What if one day the cows decide to
fight back, Oh no.
Speaker 17 (48:26):
Trouble.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Would you play that song? Of course I will. This
is when the cows are.
Speaker 9 (48:44):
Satin Dasai, big end down. They look so stupid.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
They aren't much fun. The cows aren't fun. They eat
to grow, grow, to die, die to be it at
the Hamburg ger Fry.
Speaker 9 (49:03):
The cow's well done.
Speaker 24 (49:06):
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew, No one imagined the great
cow guru.
Speaker 9 (49:14):
The cows are one.
Speaker 24 (49:17):
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal.
He loved Shei guevera, a revolutionary veal.
Speaker 9 (49:25):
The cows hey tongue.
Speaker 24 (49:28):
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred. He felt like
an outcast alone in the herd.
Speaker 9 (49:35):
The cowed all drum.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
The mood we must fight, escape or will die.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Cows gathered around because the stakes were so high.
Speaker 9 (49:45):
God bad cow pun helped kidding.
Speaker 24 (49:50):
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate, loaded
on to a truck, where he rode to his fate.
Speaker 9 (49:57):
The cows are.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Bum He was a scrawny calf who looked rather woozy.
No one suspected he was packing and woozy.
Speaker 9 (50:08):
The cows with guns.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh.
Speaker 9 (50:14):
He kicked for the groin.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
He pissed in their eye. Cow well hung, knocked over
a tractor and ran for the door. Six gallons of
gas flowed out on the floor.
Speaker 9 (50:29):
The running cows run.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
We are free, roving golvines.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
We run free today we will fight o bline free done,
and hold.
Speaker 9 (50:48):
Our large hand side.
Speaker 6 (50:52):
We will run free with.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
The bubbles on.
Speaker 9 (51:03):
Cows with gun.
Speaker 24 (51:09):
They crashed the gate in a great stampede, tipped over
milk trunk, torched all the feed.
Speaker 9 (51:16):
Cows have fun. Sixty police cars were.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
Piled in a heap covered in cow pies, covered up deep.
Speaker 9 (51:27):
Much cow dunk, black.
Speaker 24 (51:30):
Smoke rising darken in the day twelve burning McDonald's have
it your way.
Speaker 9 (51:36):
We will fight all. Hold on free and hold our
largeest side. We will run free with the buffle of
ards cows with guns.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
The President said, enough is enough these uppity catting.
Speaker 9 (52:07):
It's time to get tough. The cow down, the flung.
Speaker 24 (52:14):
The newspapers gloated. Folks side with relief. Tomorrow at noon
they would all be ground beef.
Speaker 9 (52:22):
Cows on buns.
Speaker 24 (52:25):
The cows were surrounded. They waited and prayed, They moved
their last moods, They chewed their last hay.
Speaker 9 (52:32):
The cows out gunned.
Speaker 22 (52:37):
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers, enforced
by the might of ten thousand coppers. But on the horizon,
surrounding the shoppers came the deafening roll of chickens and choppers.
Speaker 9 (52:53):
We will fight for all one free.
Speaker 6 (52:58):
And will run.
Speaker 9 (53:06):
With the buffalo.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
I was with guns, but it's been a while since
we've played that goofy ass song.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Obviously not long enough, but Dallas Coper's classic loss lone
Star ninety two five and zz Top, which brings up
the question, has nothing to do with zz Top? Who
would our sex pistols tickets?
Speaker 4 (53:47):
Chip Anderson Rockwall sixty six years old, proudly first time winner.
Speaker 6 (53:52):
I like him.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
First time winners, y'all keep on trying now. We don't
mind you winning more than once twice time, but go
for it. You know, it's nice to get a virgin
to the Yes, we do.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
Yeah, we like to shoot a little extra confetti up
when we have a first time.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Why does it sound dirty? The way dirty? All right?
We played that goofy ass song Cows with Guns earlier
and we get a call from a truck driver who says,
if you're gonna play that, why don't you play the
song Ghost Chickens in the Sky. Yes, we usually play
(54:34):
this around Halloween, but ladies and gentlemen here it is
ghost Chickens in the sky, A chicken.
Speaker 9 (54:43):
Farmer one out one not.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
He had on that feeling something wasn't right.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Suddenly a giant chickens.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Spit him right in the eye. Roast chickens in the sky.
The farmer had raised chickens since he was twenty four,
(55:15):
working for the kernel for thirty years or more, killing
all the chickens and sending them to fry.
Speaker 21 (55:22):
Now with payback time.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
For ghost chickens in the sky.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes were burning red,
had no meat or feathers.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
These chickens were dead. They coocked the farmer them and
he died by the flaw.
Speaker 21 (55:47):
They cooked them extra crispy and ate them with coast laws.
Moral of this story be careful who you mean, because
there's no more painful than than to bro to Sorry.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
Please don't have a burger and pass.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
The colonel by and Davy you'll survive. And Boast chickens
in the sky.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
Well, we've been reaching for the ridiculous all morning. Last
Welcome to the Bow and them show the legendary land
of confusion because we do it every single day. Highlight confusion. Yes,
that was my point. I'm confused right now, and I
don't even know what I'm.
Speaker 7 (56:48):
Confused because it's Friday Eve and we're already getting a
little jinky.
Speaker 8 (56:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
Actually tomorrow Friday is going to be fun. Oh yes,
Actor Michael Rapport, he's coming in to do a show
with the Addison.
Speaker 7 (57:00):
Mprov shows Friday, Saturday and Sun.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Now, he's been here a couple of times before, but
he's not coming in until later on Friday, so we
won't get to have him in the studio. But he
says he's going to give us a call. Also, Gary
Howay is going to come in here and bring his
guitar and regale us with some monster lick.
Speaker 7 (57:20):
He has this show at the Granada Theater in Dallas
on Saturday, but he's joining us tomorrow morning in the
eight am hour.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
Ain't seen that boy in a while. I've talked to
him on the phone. In fact, he usually calls us
around Christmas because he's got a new Christmas album. But
this time we get to see him in person.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
After a long time, and he's bringing his guitar. I
bet you the years wreaking of guitars. Let's talk about
time wasters. Up on the Bow and Them show page
at lone Star ninety two to five dot com. Carlos Santana,
you know he was on with Us this past Monday,
Yeah talking about his new album Sentient, and he shared
that he wants to work with Taylor Swift Well. In
a new interview bow with American Songwriter, he says he
(57:59):
and Are Clapton are talking about doing a new album together,
something along the lines of the good, the Bad, and
the ugly, like a Western theme kind of thing.
Speaker 25 (58:10):
Now.
Speaker 7 (58:11):
In the meantime, he just released Coherence, a collaboration with
his wife and drummer who you know, Cindy Blackman Santana,
and we have that song up on our page. Late
Rush drummer Neil Peirt wrote twelve books, and the band's
singer Geddy Lee, has written three. His latest book, seventy
two Stories from the Baseball Collection of Geddy Lee, will
(58:32):
be out June tenth. So we ask guitarist Alex Lifson
if he has any plans to write a book.
Speaker 18 (58:39):
My wife says, you should write a book or maybe
a pamphlet about some of your road experiences, like when
we have dinners and stuff, and invariably I tell a
couple stories and they're always fun and funny. And if
I wrote a short book of these sort of stories,
I think that would be really a fun thing. I
don't need to write in my life. Blah blah blah
blah bl Getty did an amazing.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Job on my f and life.
Speaker 18 (59:03):
If I did something, I think it'd be more my personally,
joking around and laughing. Who knows, maybe maybe if I
stop being quite so lazy.
Speaker 7 (59:11):
You know, he's been anything but lazy, because he just
released a second album with his side project, Envy of None,
and we have one of the songs off that album
up on our page.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Last June, you may.
Speaker 7 (59:21):
Remember, both the Scorpions announced that they are going to
be the subject of a biopic titled Wind of Change.
But since then it's been slow going, but the band
singer Klaus's Mind says it's moving forward, despite being very
vague about the details on that now. During an interview
with Brazil's Rolling Stone, he talked about having to postpone
their Vegas residency because of Mickey Dee's health issues.
Speaker 25 (59:45):
What was like a tragic moment when this happens to
Mickey over Christmas and he had to have surgery on
his foot, you know, and so we didn't know if
he would be back on his feet right to play.
Speaker 9 (01:00:02):
In good heartsy condition.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Like in March. You know, so we had to postpone the.
Speaker 25 (01:00:09):
Vega States another residency, a planet Hollywood. We postponed those
shows to August this year.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
And Mickey d his parents named him after a slang
word for McDonald's.
Speaker 7 (01:00:22):
Really okay, no, But when you hear Klaus, don't you
feel like he should be saying, give me those names.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Give me their names, signed the papers, old man.
Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
By the way, the Scorpion's Vegas residency is going to
begin on August fourteenth. And it's no secret that Neil
Young joining Crosby Stills in Nash was the idea of
Atlantic Records co founder I'm at Urtigon, and while Graham
Nash wouldn't agree until he actually met Neil Young in person,
he says Neil Young didn't make much of a difference
(01:00:53):
when it came to the foursomes first and biggest album,
the nineteen seventies, Deja Vu. He actually said, we only
got two songs from Neil, Helpless and Country Girl. He
never played one note or sang a note on teacher children.
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Or our house.
Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
Oh really it sounds like fighting words, right, speaking of Graham.
Now she's gonna play the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas this
Saturday night. And there's a great interview that he did
with the Dallas Observer that you should absolutely check out
where he kind of reveals that he's a conspiracy theorist.
Oh really, he thinks that there was another shooter on
the Grassy Knoll.
Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Well, so do we?
Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Finally, I dare you not to cry. In case you
haven't seen it yet, we have Lucas tribute from last
night from the House of Highlights and his emotional reaction
in real time as he.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Watches the tribute. Yeah, he teared up.
Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
I'm gonna rate at w for where we have the
video up on the boat and them show page at
long Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
We actually question like that, Paul. It's rather personal, isn't yet?
It's a little personal? Shut up, Kansas, who needs you? Okay?
That's enough?
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Okay, that's off of this mess one. Getting a little
cranky on this Friday evening. Oh, I just want to
get out of here and have a little nap and
then get up all refreshed and stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
Yeah, well, we've got a little decompression session that we're
gonna have to do a short one today because we
have a conference.
Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Call at ten, I know, and then our engineering guys
coming in here to get all cable ready in this
room for Gary Hoy.
Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Weird to say just Gary Hoey instead of Gary Ho
Ho Holy because he always calls it Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yeah, that's why we call him Ho ho ho.
Speaker 19 (01:02:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Okay, So tomorrow is Friday, Actor Michael Rapaport and Gary
Holy and we'll give away more of those family four
packs of tickets to Texas Motor Speedway for the Worth
four hundred race. Now Sunday, May the fourth be with us.
Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Okay, Yeah, coming up on Saturday, JEFFK, the Dallas Law Tigers,
and Alis Harley Davidson are going to be out at
the Stars game giving away that custom Stars motorcycle that
Jeffkay has been promoting. And we'd like to send out
a big thank you right now to the Dallas Law
Tigers for being huge supporters of lone Star ninety two five.
They see the value on what we all do here
(01:03:17):
and they've partnered with us for a while.
Speaker 25 (01:03:18):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
If you own a business and would like to team
up with us like Dallas Law Tigers, reach out Boe
at lone Star ninety two five dot com or and
at lone Star ninety two five dot com and see
how we can help your business here at lone Star
ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
So our after show decompression session is next.
Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Like Annabelle said, we got to make it a short
one because we got to do a conference call.
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Always a blast, yeah, Theyllroy. They always love to give
us these surprises right before the end of the show.
Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
That's all right, Can you stay another eight hours?
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yeah, sure, I'll be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
I'm overwhelmed with Glee at the concepts, absolutely, So Tomorrow's
going to be a fun show.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
And of course we'll see you on the after show
and tomorrow's show nut show, alight, that's right, Come on
over to Facebook. Yeah, we'll see you then, and we'll
see you there, okay, alright, b
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