Full Show Replay - Mashup: Dude Looks Like a Peaches & Herb Lady. The Flaming Backflip World Record Holder. (Ep. 1385)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, okay, I like to start fun with music. Day
off with a sensitive love song.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Here you go, keeping your poop and a jar till
the day comebacks. Do forget just what you are? Yeah,
keeping your poop and a jar.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Keeping you a pooping jo.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I don't know. I teared up up right there. I
teared up on that way. That was a thing of beauty,
Bow Robbers. Wasn't you right where? Anna? It hits you
right where Anna, right there, right in the poop. Shoot.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh god, it'll get worse from here on out as
you could problem itself. Oh and I got a new
mash up today. I hadn't played for you, and you're
probably gonna hate me for it, but I'm gonna play
it anyway.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You've been laughing about this since yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, I was laughing while I was putting it together.
But we also have We were gonna do pick your ticket.
You're gonna choose between tickets see Kansas and thirty eight
Special or get some Rangers tickets. But since the phone
was screwed up yesterday and make sure it's working it okay,
it's going today, We're gonna do choose your news, which

(01:22):
I wanted to do yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
But today we'll do it, and whoever wins at seven
point fifty gets what bo gets both.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's whay rice double yesterday, same thing at eight forty.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
In the ticket window, Yes, you'll get those tickets to
see Kansas and thirty eight Special, and you'll get a
family four back of tickets to see your Texas Rangers.
June twenty ninth.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
There you go, as we celebrate today Hoo cana jar Day. No,
it's Hot air balloon Day. Oh really, you can drop
one from high in the sky if you want. Hot
air balloons are the oldest form of technology to carry
humans other than horses, with the first human flight taking
place in November of seventeen eighty three in Paris, French.

(02:04):
Prior to humans taking flight, three farm animals, a pig,
a duck, and a rooster took to the sky June fourth,
seventeen eighty three.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It sounds like the start of a joke, as it does,
Yes it does.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's the Festival of Popular Delusions Day. Excuse me started
on June fifth, nineteen forty five, because on June sixth,
nineteen forty four, over one hundred and fifty thousand Allied
troops landed on the beaches of Normandy and French gotcha.
A day before the invasion was the last day. The
Nazis had the delusion that the Reich would last one

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thousand years, so he celebrated on June fifth.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Didn't last a thousand years. Didn't know, Thank God. It
is also National Attitude Day. I will check your attitude
at the door.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Try to keep a positive attitude today and don't tell
all the jerk offs negative attitudes to get you down.
They're the ones who will end up getting ulcers because
they don't know how to lighten.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
In honor of the blood drive next week, be positive.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yes, good, one good positive. It is National Moonshine Day.
Come on off and known white Lightning. There is a
high proof to steelled spirit that is illegally made in
its truest form. It's often one hundred and fifty proof
seventy five percent alcohol by volume.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Nasty, oh, nasty, Oh, it'll make you null and void
in your insides a wealth too.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Favorite song about moonshine.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Anybody White Lightning by George Right and very good and
I Love Copperhead Road by Steve Roman Dud.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's World Environment Day better take care of the planet,
because there's only place we have to live on.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Very true.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It is also National Veggie Burger Day.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Some of them are good, some of them just taste
like vegetables.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I know a lot of you love them, but I
gotta have meat to eat when I have a true
burger is not so bad?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Exact cow please.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, they took us over to Twin Peaks and see
if we could taste the difference between a regular meat
burger and a veggie burger.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And I don't even have to take about it the
other one. There's a whole parks and recreation episodes.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
It is also National ketchup Day. Okay, might make the
veggie burger taste a little palatable. But and if you
call it catsup, you can't be friends with me.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, noxcause in Mexico they call it close enough. I'll
let that go. It is Sausage roll Day.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Now, you're talking lot, especially if you use an actual
sausage instead of a weenie man. It is National Gingerbread Day.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I always think of the little gingerbread man in Shrek.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yes, as you.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Cat, you can't catch me.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'm the gingerbread now monster, I'm a monster.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Here you are, you and the rest of that fairy
tale cash poised be my perfect world?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
How Penny, where are the others? Very far?

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Now?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Is awesome? Hit me?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's my favorite scene in the whole movie.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
All right, Sports of all sorts coming up as we
do our morning stress. It's gonna be one of those shows.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'll take it away, whim chirp, said Dallas host Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. Will you look at
the time at six thirty? That means the time first
parts of All.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Sorts brought you buy the will Heide Law Firm. Injury
lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, Jerry and the Cowboys keep waiting and waiting and waiting.
Micah Parsons is due for a massive contract extension, and
there's no real doubt that Jerry will agree to a
deal eventually. But right now the Cowboys and my Parsons
seemingly haven't come close to an agreement. It's almost like
delaying the inevitable, because Jerry's gonna have to give in eventually,

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in paying what he's worth and open his wallet all
the way open.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
It's what he did last year with Dak Prescott.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yes, now, if there were any doubts about keeping Parsons
long term, the delay would be more understandable. Maybe the
real concern is the exact dollar figure, and yesterday Pool
Football's Talked Mike Florio wrote that Parsons is arguably worth
fifty million dollars a year now. That would shatter the
record for a non quarterback. Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase

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currently holds the record at forty point twenty five million
dollars a year, which is good, and Michael Parsons might
take that, but he knows he's worth more. It stands
the reason that Parsons should get more, but you know
how Jerry likes to wait until the last minute to
get a deal done. By the way, the Cowboys wrap

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up organized team activities today at the Star in Frisco.
That means training camp is right around the corner.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Bo The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are heading back to Netflix
for another season. America Sweethearts Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders made its
debut on the streaming giant last summer. Netflix announced that
the docuseries would return for a second season in twenty
twenty five, and in a May Instagram post, the streaming
service revealed the official release date is June eighteenth. America

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Sweethearts chronicled the full season of the famed cheerleaders from
initial auditions and cuts through the end of the year.
The first season of America Sweethearts drew rave reviews, but
also a bit of criticism for how much or how
little the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are paid now. While the
show depicted the weekly practices and game performances for the cheerleaders,

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it also revealed that many of the dancers have second jobs,
since say don't pay them very much now. According to
People magazine, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are among the highest
paid squad, earning fifteen to twenty dollars per hour, or
around five hundred dollars per game, making their yearly salary
around seventy five thousand dollars. So that's not bad, viewers.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
They used to only get paid fifty dollars a game
a game.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yes, really, so they've changed it. And you know, if
you think about it, seventy five thousand dollars a year
isn't bad. That's a little better. Okay, I get it
all right.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Let's take a peek at the Edmonton Oilers progress. This
hot shot for Edmonton. His name is Leon Dre Siddle.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Dry Sidle, dry sidle, dry sidle, got it.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
He scored the winning game goal thirty one seconds for
mating in ot to lift the Oilers over Florida four
to three last night's opening game at.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
The NHL Stanley Cup Final. Maybe next year, yes, all right,
and go hold your breath.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Leon is a twenty nine year old German center and
he scored a second goal of the game on a
power play from in front of the net. His NHL
record tying over a third overtime goal of the playoffs
gave the Oilers a one to er lead in the
best of seven championship series, which will continue into game
number two tomorrow night in Edmonton. Winger Thomas no Set

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of defending champion Florida was also a hot shot last night.
He received a delay of game penalty for knocking the
puck over the glass from his defensive zone out with
one forty three remaining in ot, now setting the stage
for the decider as the Oilers battle back from a
two goal deficit. No Canadian team has won the Stanley
Cup since Montreal in nineteen ninety three. Both shared that

(09:34):
with US yesterday. That's pretty I didn't expect it. I
didn't see that coming.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Because Canada used to be just dominating, Yes, but then
all their players started coming to the US.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
He started more money.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm kind of rooting for Edmonton since they beat our
stars and I would like to see them win the
Stanley Cup for Canada.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Edlinton is hoping to end this thirty two years drought
and win their first Cup since nineteen ninety. No NHL
team has defeated the same rival in back to back
finals since Montreal beat Boston in seventy seven and seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Now, believe it or not, jumping rope is an athletic competition.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Absolutely sure.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
There's jump rope, and then there's double Dutch jump rope.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
And it's a bitch.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
It's jump rope and instead of one single rope, we're
jumping in the middle of two jump ropes. LaDonna Reid
said it's a one to two beat, so they have
to be in sync with the rope now. Reid is
the head coach of the Unicorn Jumpers, a youth double
Dutch team based in Little Elm. The Unicorn jumpers have
been in training to go to the National Double Dutch

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Championships in Atlanta. Yes, it's an actual sport that requires
a lot of training and you know, a little sacrifice
to be really really good at it.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
It's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Reid said, because we're the first and only youth double
Dutch team to come out of the entire state of
Texas to represent Texas on the national stage. Now, the
Unicorn jumpers are leaving this morning for Atlanta. The National
Double Dutch Championship runs through Sunday, and I don't know
if it's televised or not, but we wish them good luck.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Every time you say double Dutch, I think of the
Double Dutch's bus song from nineteen oh one awful.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
And when that guy would do it, he would depending
on how long his set was, he could drag it
on for an hour, the same double Dutch song.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yes, over and over.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
The Rangers had another tough night in Tampa Bay as
the Ray's second baseman Brandon Lowe, hit a solo home
run in the first inning. He added an RBI double
to help the Rais beat the Rangers last night, five
to four. Rangers pitcher Kumar Rocker, who was activated from
the fifteen day injured list due to a shoulder issue
before yesterday's game, gave up five runs in three and

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a third innings. The Rangers have lost eleven of their
last fifteen games following a season long six game win stream.
The Rangers will face the Rays again tonight in Tampa Bay.
Can they avoid a sweep? Well, we'll find out tonight.
First Bitch, six thirty five and you can watch the
game on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Right then elsewhere in Major League Baseball, just this past Saturday,
of Colorado Rockies made some history in.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
A bad way. They always did.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Became the first team since eighteen eighty four to lose
fifty games in a season before winning ten.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Eighteen, worse than the White Sox from last year exactly.
Face palm, face palm.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Since then, things have kind of turned around for the
Rockies as they traveled to Miami and they swept a
three game series with the Marlins.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
That was all right, and it.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Was the first series sweep for the rookie since May
of last year. They ended a franchise record streak of
fifty seven straight series without a sweep of the opposition.
And you thought the Rangers were struggling.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, that's some struggling for you. Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Unfortunately now in Dallas Fort Worth Airport Terminal E, there
was a buzz in the air yesterday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
A ground crew outside the baggage claimed doors, armed with
balloons and signs. They were waiting for a champio n
a champion. The twenty twenty five Scripts National Spelling B winner,
thirteen year old Faizanzaki all right. Last Thursday, in the
final round of the competition, the Plano ISD seventh grader

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rushed to spell it clisis simna. I don't even know
what that means. It actually means the clearing of something obscure.
I just don't know if I said it right. I
really don't care because I've probably never used the word.
I don't think any of our rascuals care. No no
new After seven years of training, multiple years at the

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National B in the second place finished last year, Zaki
accomplished the thing he'd worked for relentlessly. His mother and
father would sit with him as he studied until two
or three in the morning before going to school to
get Zachi ready for the competition. Says, I'm still trying
to soak it in the fact that I won, said
Zaki as he was embraced by friends, teachers and members

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of the Dallas Sports Commission. All Right, Dan, get ready
because he freak and full File is next on the bowl.
In them shows, lou moaning blue day. Well, we're gonna
try and brighten it up a little for you. I
ain't promised, been nothing, but we'll give it our best shot.

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Now it's time for the freaking full File. Another world
record has just been broken. And no it's not that guy, No,
it's not him. British daredevil Ryan Looney broke a Guinness
World Record when he performed seven backflips in thirty seconds

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while on fire. Yes, while on fire trying to put
himself out. No, he actually set himself ablaze on purpose.
The twenty eight year old Looney, who has multiple Guinness
World Records, Well he has a bunch of those titles
to his name. He'd done protective gear and was fully

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engulfed in flames for his acrobatic feet. I was freezing,
he told Guinness World Records. I'm wearing a couple of
layers underneath that are soaked in jel and put in
the refrigerator for twenty four hours to help protect me
from the fire. My nuts were extremely cold. That's a

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good thing. Mind nuts went straight in the cuttle They
was loony successfully set the record for the most standing
backward somersaults in thirty seconds while engulfed in flames, and no,
I didn't know there was a previous record for that.
He was immediately sprayed with a fire extinguisher and wrapped.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
In a towel to put out the fire.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Now that's a stunt that you better get right the
first time, yep, Because if you don't get it right
the first time, there's not gonna be a second time,
you know that.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Though you said stunt in there, and I'm thinking, is
this guy professor stuntman? And if he is, does that
disqualify him?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
No, it doesn't. Not for Guinness, they don't ask for amateurs. Anybody,
Can you know, get in the world record the record? Yeah? Hey,
kids say the darnedest things, don't they And they're not
always very nice. Little kids have no filter, so grown
ups need to just ignore them and not respond. At

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least that's what you think you would do. But a
Maryland woman somehow wasn't able to do that and she
ended up behind bars. Police in Florida say they arrested
forty two year old Christy Crampton at the Orlando Sanford
Airport recently after she reportedly slapped a kid who teased
her about her weight and called her miss piggy several times. Crampton,

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who was about to fly home with a group of
people after a Walt Disney World vacation, said the young
child called her fat told her she wouldn't be able
to fit her fat ass in the sea. Craptain allegedly
busted the child upside the head multiple times, struck him
with a water bottle, and slammed his head into the

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airplane window. Oh little kid, Yes, she went a little overboard.
I could see her like, you know, telling the parents, hey,
could you do something about this. Can't believe the parents
didn't intervene.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Now.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's unclear how old this child is or what his
relationship was to Crampton, but Crampton told police the boy
had been rude to her during their trip and admitted
to smacking him in response to his behavior. Crampton was
charged with felony abuse of a child, and she's been
ordered to stay away from the child. Do you think
the kid learned his lesson though?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
No one good slap with a cupped hand on the
ear will stop that.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah. Yeah, the parents should have intervened. Yeah yeah, when
you hear them saying things like that a woman.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Now, Billy, don't say insulting things to a fat woman
because she busty in the mouth.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Now, let me ask you this. In Corsicana, did they
allow other parents to smack you, like spank you if
you misbehaved in front of them, because in other yes, yeah,
the whole neighborhood would take care of the kids and
if you misbehaved.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Especially at the neighbor's house. Oh yeah, but I remember
once you got to school, your ass was in danger
because Elle Dell's whopped you upside the ass just for
saying the wrong thing.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yep, those are the days, hunk. They were rough Annah.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
What was her name again, miss Crampton? I think Christy
was cramping, is what I had. A Florida man wearing
a ski mask and carrying tools was stopped by cops
and during nonchalantly told that he told the cops he
was on his way to watch his ex girlfriend sleep.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Oh oh, you creeper.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Deputies naturally suspected twenty year old Jalen V might have
been up to no good, so they decided to search
the inside of his vehicle. They found a backpack with
duct tape, wirecutters, spray paint, and a sledgehammer, and also
a DVD of Season one of dexter.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I added that that would have been great, though.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Valeos offered him up another nuggative information he thought deputies
might care to know, since he's a total psycho obviously,
that he's actually been going to her house for more
than six months to watch her sleep.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
And she has no idea.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, he said he didn't know what he might do
with all the tools, but he brought him along.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Just in case.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
He's charged with aggravating stalking, attempted arm, burglary, prowling, possession
of burglary tools, and criminal mischief.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Now everybody knows that love is a menace splendored thing.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
One father really couldn't mask his reaction to some very
unusual new that his son shared with him. After finding
out who or what his son was in a relationship
with the dad had no choice but to ask a
series of painfully awkward questions. It can always be slightly
uncomfortable talking about your love life with your family, Yet

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it can be even more awkward when your romantic partner
in question isn't even human or alive.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Wait wait wait wait wait he's not human. He's not alive.
She oh oh oh oh.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well this is definitely the case for Nathaniel, who revealed
to his father that he was in an intimate relationship
with his new car. And I mean intimate relationship like.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Exhaust pipe intimate. Uh huh yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
On the TC show My Strange Addiction. Nathaniel began confessing
by telling his father, Yeah, something very important. I want
to talk to you about.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Dad.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Without further ado, Nathaniel casually dropped, I'm in an intimate
relationlationship with Chase. Chase is the car that Nathaniel named
that was his.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I have no problem with naming the car, but violating
the car.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
The dad looked visibly stunned and was totally lost for words.
I think anyone would get to make matters worse. Nathaniels
then clarified that the relationship was both sexual and emotional.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Give me some of that tailpipe, baby, right now.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
If he's well and doubt enough he could tear up
his catalytic converter.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
No, no, it ain't like that this boy is. But
then again, haven't we done stories on the freaking home
about people in love with cars or planes, or trees
or some other plant. Yes, Look, why don't you try
being normal, Try getting laid the right way and just

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see if you might like it better than sticking it
in a car's tailpie, I think it would be fun
catch him doing that and then crank it up.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Look all right, mash up time coming up? Be afraid,
be very fun. Oh they're coming up next hour. Choose
your news. That's right, it's fun with music day. But
since our phones went couput yesterday, we're gonna play Choose
your news today, And if you pick the story that
Bow made up, you're not only gonna win tickets to
see Kansas in thirty eight Special July twentieth, you're also

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gonna win that family four pack of tickets to see
your Texas Rangers take on Seattle June twenty ninth. Choose
your news coming up around seven to fifty here on
the Bow and Them Show on Dallas for Words, Class
Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. I
don't know how good you feel after that mash squeezy
fie that some people say they like it.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I liked it. It went great with shake your groups.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Sometimes is when it's so ridiculous like that, it kind
of works.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
I always to worry when you start giggling twenty four
hours before a mashup. Yeah, that's not good. Well sometimes
just kind of halfway between good and sucking. So that's
how we roll around here.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Okay, so we are going to play Choose your News,
and this time, since we couldn't do it yesterday because
of our expert phone system, we're going to give away
the tickets you'll be picking from, tickets to see Kansas
in thirty eight special, and we'll throw in a family
four pack of tickets to see the Rangers take on
c Apple.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yay, we're doubling up on the prizes today. Bundle for
both of you. It's Bow's Bundle everybody. I love it.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Okay, I got to show you this picture that Jody
Thompson sent me online. Okay, Okay, see.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
That whistle.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, it's a little whistle, a yellow whistle. That's kind
of shaped like a cannon. Yeah, right, well, send me
a picture of this. It's a cannon shaped yellow whistle
from the nineteen sixties that came in a Captain Crunch
serial box.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
That makes sense because his ship had a cannon on it.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, and they and they would always put prizes in cerialus. Mommy,
I want that because I want to get that live
lizard that's in there.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
You had to get a big bowl out, dump all
the cereal out, and the prize is always.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
In the damn bottom.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, you can blow into it and blow it into
a phone and it would give you free to long
distance calls.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yes, yes, correct.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
It produced a twenty six hundred hertz tone, which is
the same tone used by AT and t's long distance
phone system, the signal that a line was open. People
discovered that by blowing that Captain Crunch whistle into their
phones they could mimic that signal and gain free access
to long distance calling features. You could make long distance

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calls for free.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
And I just googled it. Yeah, and it's true. Yes,
Jody wouldn't lit well, I would love to know. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
What do you imagine? The story is where somebody discovered this.
It had to be an accident. I don't know, I
really don't know. But the unexpected use of a cereal
box toy eventually led phone companies to redesign their systems
for greater security, of all because of a little whistle
in a box of Captain Crimech.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I love Captain Crimech. I liked it too awesome.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Okay, I want to play this for you. Now you
know who Connie Francis is. Yeah, she did Where the
Boys Are? Who's sorry? Now? Well, she had this song
on an album she put out called Connie Francis Singh's
Secondhand Love. This is from nineteen sixty two. It's a
cute little song. It's called pretty Little Baby goes like that.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Little baby, Baby, Baby Baby, did you say the baby?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
You'll be thinking now this song wasn't really a hit.
It was never released as a single, and Connie Francis
doesn't even remember recording this song. Now it's become a
TikTok sensation with several gen z young women lip syncing
to that online while some of them are holding their

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babies dancing around in the now viral.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Videos because they're singing to their pretty.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Little Baby, Connie Francis is now eighty seven years old,
and she didn't have any idea what TikTok even was.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
She does now because she's gone viral.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, and you know, her big hit from the sixties
was Who's Sorry Now?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
And Where the Boys Are? And this one was just
a throwaway.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
They never released it as a single, but now it's
gained new life with very young girls dancing to it
on TikTok and some of them singing to their baby.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Doesn't remember she remember recording yourself. It's totally unexpected.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Either that or she tried to forget the ballace for
hors Classic Roclone Star ninety two to five coming up.
We're gonna play choose your News and you get both
pair of tickets. Actually one's a four pack the Rangers tickets.
That's four Take the whole fam dowmnly and we'll give
you a pair of tickets to see Kansas and thirty
eight special. Dave Mason was supposed to be on that show,

(27:26):
but he's got another heart infection.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, so because of health issues, he cancels his tour.
We're calling it Bow's Bundle and to win, what do
they have to do? Both?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
We gotta play choose your news like we were supposed
to play yesterday, but the phone system kind of craped
the bed, if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
We may have some issues today as well. What they're working.
You just might hear us sound like this just and
we can hear you.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Fine, so you answered the question yes, But now it
is time for the edge.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Occasional pt of the show.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Listen and learn. It's time for did you know? For example,
did you know today is National Gingerbread Day?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Right? I mentioned that first of the show.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
The creator of the gingerbread Man is often credited to
Queen Elizabeth, the First of England Way because during her
reign she had gingerbread man figures made in the likeness
of visiting dignitaries.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Well that was nice of her. Oh here, hate yourself,
why don't you?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Which still reminds me of my favorite gingerbread man of
all time.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Running as fast as you can, you can't catch me.
I'm gingerbread man, your monster, I'm not a monster. Here
you are you and the rest of that fairy tale
trash poisoning my perfect world?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Now tell me where are the others?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Favorite part of the hit me God look fills me.
Did you know the Goodyear Blimp turned one hundred years
old this week?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Happy Birthday.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
The first Goodyear blint was named Pilgrim, and it took
its maiden flight near Akron, Ohio, June third, nineteen twenty five.
And the first Goodyear Blimp to fly over a football
game happened in nineteen fifty five when the blimp flew
over the Rose Bowl. There are currently four Goodyear Blimps
in operation worldwide, three in the US and one in Europe.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I was get so excited when I see it flying
over like at and t stags.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh yeah, one time me and Randy got to go
up in the Fujifilm blimp. Yeah, and they let us
drive it for a while. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah out here. Didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I just I'm dude, just gonna try not to hit
any buildings, remember, I know That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
And that movie Black Friday exactly.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Did you know the producers have Gone with the Wind
were fined five thousand dollars? Why because Clark Gable said,
Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn damn.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Was a real, real, real, real, real scandalous at that time. Yeah,
five thousand dollars. Fine, I can't believe. Did you know?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
In the thirteen hundreds in England one of only ways
for a woman to get a divorce was if her
husband was impotent. So there was an actual job for
someone who would inspect men's junkets to determine if their
wives claims were true.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
How funny?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
All right, let me just let me get a rub
on you and see if you get a stiffy oh,
like a candle over.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, something like arcted. Did you know?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Barbara Streisand is the only person who's had a number
one album in six different decades. Her first was People
in nineteen sixty four, and her sixth was Encore Movie
Partners Seeing Broad in twenty fourteen. Barbara can go for
seven later this month when she releases her next album,

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The Secret Life of Partner's Volume two.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, that includes that duet that she does with Paul McCartney.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
And Paul McCartney was nervous as hell when he was
recording with because she's legendary.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Oh my god, it's bob. I heard she's not the
easiest artist to work with, all like he's a perfectionist.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I heard a story she once went to a city
where she was going to be at a movie premiere,
and she drove by the theater and a tree branch
was hanging down covering up her name, and she demanded
it be cut off or she was going back to
where she came from.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Did they cut it on? Yes, they cut it off.
You don't mess with Babs. Mess with Babs. Did you know?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
The first appearance of Cookie Monster was not in Sesame Street,
but in an IBM training film in nineteen sixty seven
training film IBM.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Alright, choose your News next? All the ball of them.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Call the y'all back at you, lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
it is time to give away what Anna calls Bose bundles.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Oh you pend it.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Since we didn't get a chance to play Choose your
News yesterday to get you to pick your ticket, we're
just gonna give you both sets of tickets tickets to
Kansas and thirty eight Special and a four pack of
tickets to go see the Texas Ranges. And all you
gotta do this incredible private pack is choose News you now.

(32:42):
We want to have played this yesterday, but our phone crashed,
Oh it crashed and burned too.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
But now even thing's good. So we're gonna play this game.
And what it is. You have to find the fake headline.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I have four headlines from past issues of the Weekly
World News. One of them is a damn lie. I
made it up myself. You find the fake headline and
I'll give you all the tickets, all right, give it
to us, Okay? Is the fake headline? Headline number one?
It's deadlier than the flesh eating virus. Mummy's plague will

(33:16):
kill us all, warns doctor Mummy. The error, unleashed from
an archaeological dig is sweeping over Russia, says expert, who
claims it will reach the United States in a matter
of months. There's no way to protect people from this horror.
If they take the dying to hospitals, it'll kill doctors

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and nurses too. Mummified corpses have killed thousands. Or is
it headline number two? Mind blowing mishap. Meet the man
who literally laughed his head off the top of his
skull blew off like a Champagne court, says witness, who
is one of the people cracking jokes in a Chicago

(33:58):
watering hole after work. Panic stricken pals rushed him to
the hospital where surgeons use space age glue to put
his skull back together. He had a loose bone in
his head from a boating accident.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Just doctor, he didn't it, that's right? Or is it
Headline number three?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Bigfoot gentle woodland creature are one of Satan's slaves. Slaves
Contrary to popular belief Sasquatch is not a benign and
friendly forest dweller. The lumbering ape like man beast is
actually a demon from Hell, a scientific researcher warrens. And

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there's more bad news. The devil is planning to trick
Christians with a fake rapture that will beam us all
straight to his underworld. Or is it headline number four?
I love the taste of it and it keeps me healthy.
Oklahoma man drinks a glass of drain cleaner every.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Single go back stop in one of them drain old cocktails.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Doctors cannot explain why Plumber isn't dead, since his disgusting
habit should have killed him years ago. I'll mix it
with some fruit juice and drink it down slowly, says
the Ardmore, Oklahoma man who repairs pipes and fixtures and
drinks liquid Plumber.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
While he works and he lives. It gives me energy,
he says, y'all ever watched my strange addiction?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Oh yeah, okay, some people on there, they like the
detergents cleaners.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
It rots your teeth right out of your mouth. One
woman ate toilet paper. She ate a roll of toilet
paper every single day in sane.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Beth will mess with your teeth too.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah right, okay, So which one is the fake? Headline?

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Headline number one?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
It's deadlier than the flesh eating virus mummies plague will
kill us all, warns doctor Number two? Mind blowing mishap.
Meet the man who literally laughed his head off off
Number three? Bigfoot, gentle woodland creature are one of Satan's slaves?
Or is it Number four? I love the taste of
it and it keeps me healthy. Oklahoma man drinks a

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glass of drain cleaner every day.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Well he is from Ardmore.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Well, yeah, overt looks good than me.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
All right, So which one do you think is the fake?
Is it this one that's your ain't that one, son
of a bitch? This one? Ain't that one either?

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Damn well, don't jinx me. It is this one? Rise Okay,
are you yes? I'm serious? Two one four or eight
one seven seven eight seven one five? See if anybody's
got it on them show? Which one do you think
is the fake headline?

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Number four?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Number four. I love the taste of it and it
keeps me healthy. Oklahoma, man drinks a glass of drain
cleaner every day. That's horrible because I hit the wrong buttons.
You actually got it right, Damn man.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
There's the buzzer for himself. Oh yeah, for me because
I screwed up. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
First caller, first caller. You know I had a feeling
I was going to get shot in the ass right
off the path.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Okay, who is this by the way? Running running right?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Okay, you got the prize package known as Bo's Bundle.
You got both tickets to see Kansas and thirty eight Special,
and you got a family four pack of tickets to
see your Texas Rangers take on the Seattle Mariners.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
All right, hang on just a minute.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
And we will hook you up. Okay, thank you, my man.
I'm glad he won, but I totally blew it. At
least I got you guys, Yes, you did.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
You totally got it. Another chance to win another one
of Bo's bundles. Next hour, Bo and I are going
to open up that lone Star ticket window around eight
forty and then this afternoon Jeff k will open it
up again. He has tickets to see Willie Nelson and
Bob Dylan at the Outlaw Music Festival to Lie Fifth
dol Seki's Pavilion. That's this afternoon around four thirty five.
Right here on Dallas Fort Wars Classic Rock loon Star

(38:09):
ninety two five. Can you come get me? Where are
you at? I don't know street teams got no name?
Use Google Maps, Bo Roberts.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, Well, if you're lost on those streets with no names,
by the time they found you, you'd be a pilot bone.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
They'll pin you and then they can find you.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
It's your Google pen. Well, you better hope they'll opinion
find you.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Don't worry. Wherever you are, I will find you. Oh
thank you. By the way.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Next week is the Lone Star ninety two five Summer
Blood Drive. Monday, We're going to be a Credit Union
of Texas Events Center in Allen that's on Stacey Road.
I think Jimmy's going to join us.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Jimmy's going to join us. And also either the coach
or the president of the Allen Americans, the hockey team
that plays there at the CU Event Center.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Nice since our real hockey team ain't in the playoffs anymore,
we won't talk about that though. Also on Tuesday, we'll
be at Pinstack and Irving that's on LBJ Freeway.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Awesome place. Wednesday, Striking Reel in Garland. Yeah, so on Tuesday,
Raj Sharma, friend of the show, will be joining us.
And then Doc Croc will be joining us on June
eleventh to talk about the importance of blood donation. Of
course he's a big friend of the show.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Of course he is. Of course he is. That'll be
on Wednesday. Thursday, we're at Total Point Emergency Center in
Frisco on El Dorado Parkway, and if all goes well,
our boy Reverend Billy C.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Wurtz is going to join us, and so will Mike Dousing.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
On Friday, we're at Billy Bob's in Fort Worth and
we'll see what happens there because afterwards we're going to
go get some barwie.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah. So Brady Matthews, who's another comedian friend of the show.
Hopefully he's going to be making it out to Billy
Bob's in Fort Worth to join us because Ben Creed,
who was gonna be there, He's going to be in
atlant Anna. He's got a gig and it's a pain
gig and we're not paying them. No, we ain't paying.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
And we're also hoping that Marty, the one man party
from Billy Bob's, will be able to make it fight.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
We don't have confirmation on that.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
If he's working there, he'll come. Okay, usually does every year.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Good I'm miss Marting.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
But now this your friends at the Federal Communication Commission
present watch your tongue where we take a figure toive
borrow soap to America's party.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
Mouth Calling people names is just not nice. He can
make someone brown or field blue. Name calling most often
comes in the form of questioning someone's sexuality. When making
fun of someone in this manner, it is best to
disguise your insults so the unwinning victim isn't aware he
or she has been insulted. Remember what they don't know

(40:46):
can't hurt them. Here are a few examples. Brown Piper, backdoor, commando,
pickle kisser, turd burglar, hitchhiker on the Hershey Highway, Cadbury's
canal boat Cruiser and doughnut puncher.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Now let's cast in.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
His person had an imaginary friends, shall we Hey Tom,
you're a sausage jockey. See for all Tom knows you're
giving him a compliment.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Well bye for now this has been watch your tongue
where we keep it clean? Thank you?

Speaker 7 (41:21):
And the signs said, I'm seen morning DJs need not apply.
So I chucked my tongue upped into my cheek and
I went in to ask him why. He said your
song a fine I'm standing DJ. I said that's true,
So I opened the mic said, I'll say what I like.

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Hello world, fincc walk it out.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I'm saying, he saving young mies.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Say this?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Stop say that for your god. Now, hey, the listeners, can't.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
You see I'm stuck with using words like technology.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
I can't say bitch and Heaven knows I can't tell
you this song. The fine said, I gotta stop talking
about boobs and penisest fines, fines, SCC fie s funding out.

(42:29):
I'm saying any save aga, I'm nice, say this, don't
say any that oil came, fines, fines.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
SCC fines, keep out, Dallas what was Classic rock lone

(43:03):
Star ninety two to five Tomorrow's Friday.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I can hardly wait. I'm so ready for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Oh man, By the end of the Blood Drive next week,
we will be ready. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, because I mean,
we enjoy doing it, but it's really kind of a
beat down because we got to come in earlier and
earlier to get everything done and then travel to where
the hell we're going.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
And it just seems like when you take the show
on the road, you expand so much more energy.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Absolutely show. Are you all going to rest this weekend?
Oh yes, good, good to hear. I won't rest all
the time, but I'll rest most of the time.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Now.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
When Bo gets done with this week road shows, he's
got to kind of rest up for the following Monday.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Because you're going to be a podcast guest. Oh yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Gonna be on Mike Runners podcast. Asked me a long
time ago, So I said, real.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Your dark companion with Robert awesome. That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Remember being a so called man of God meant something?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, I do remember that.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Well, here's another story. This is like the fourth story
we've done like this. A former North Texas church pastor
recently arrested for charges of possession of child pornography.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Disgusting. It just makes it worse.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I think maybe because when you're a preacher, you have
to put your feelings down, you know.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I don't know. I think they hide behind.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Yes, you're absolutely right. Preston Trail Community Church in Frisco
confirmed Jim Mustange worked at the church from twenty nineteen
to twenty twenty three as a community preacher. Louisville Police
say he was arrested in Ash County, North Carolina on
April twenty fifth, and then extra douted to Texas. Booked
into the Denton County Jail May fourteenth. He is charged

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with four counts of possession or promotion of leude visual
material depicting a child in one counter possession of child pornography.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
That's about as low as you can. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Absolutely makes me remember when being a preacher was a
job that carried a lot of respect with it.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, not anymore.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
The district added that Mustang isn't allowed on any district
facility and there's no indication that any Lewisville ISD students
were impacted. I hope not, but you know, those kind
of people are out there and you look up to them,
and then when they crap like this, you go wow,
I feel like I've been fooled.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Absolutely well, here's a sad story. Bo Aha, the Norwegian
synthpop band formed in Oslo in nineteen eighty two. The
band rose to fame during the mid eighties with hit
songs including take on Me, which was on My mixtape
for My.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Vacation in the early eighties her former partner Rebecca that
was her ring tone whatever her Phone rang on, great
video too well.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
AHAs front man Morton Harkett has been diagnosed with Parkinson's.
A few people in the singer's immediate circle were aware
that he was ill, but the unpredictable consequences of going
public with the illness led him to hold off on
making an announcement until now. Other celebrities have previously been
diagnosed with Parkinson's. In September, former NFL star Brett Fard

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announced he had been diagnosed with Parkinson's. Also, of course,
we all know about Ozzy, Osbourne, foreigners, Mick Jones, Neil Diamond,
Alan Alda, Linda Ronstad, actor Michael J. Fox. Probably the
most famous Parkinson's patient, the star of the Back to
the Future films has been open about living with the
diagnosis that he received in nineteen ninety eight and just

(46:41):
seeing that Lost to the Future video that he made,
you know, you see how far he has deteriorated healthwise.
It really he not only raises awareness about Parkinson's, but
he raises so much money for research into the disease,
which claimed the life of Ao's sister. So my uncle,
my mom's brother, he died because of parkinson So God

(47:04):
bless and AHAs Morton Harket insanely good band.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
I only knew one song by him forever, but if
you dig into their catalog you find some really crazy
good songwriting in there. Three Doors Down lead singer Brad
Arnold this is another sad one stage four kidney cancel,
damn now. Brad started the band three Doors Down in Eskadawapa, Mississippi, which,
by the way, is one of the gator wrestling capitals

(47:32):
of the world.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Nice right, And.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
If you go back early enough in three Doors Downs
catalog their first album with that Kryptonite song on it.
Stuff that's also Brad playing drums along with lead vocals.
The band Slater for a Summer tour is part of
Creed's Big Run has canceled each show dates and in
their singer's health issues clear cell renal cell carcinoma. It's
the most common form of kidney cancer. It primarily affects

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people between fifty and seventy. According to the Cleveland Clinic,
the cancer affects twice as many men as it does women.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I hate to see anybody struggle through a battle like that.
He's a good man.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
I've lost friends, be kome amit, and I think you
have too, haven't y'all?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yes, most definitely hang in there, Brad. We love you.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
And here here's something else said and kind of strange.
Health officials are warning the public about the risks of
nasal rinsing after a Texas woman died from a rare
brain infection after using tap water in her names.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
He says, you're supposed to use distilled water. So I
guess she just used tapwater to be make it easy.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I guess that's those Nettie Popps, yes, pouring their No.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I could never ever, ever, But you're supposed to use
distilled water, it says on the instruction, that's right.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
And in addition to that, when you buy a little
Nettie pot kit from Walgreens or whatever. It has a
little packet of distillery and it they can mix into
the water.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Okay, yeah, don't use tapwater.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Well, the seventy one year old woman, that's exactly what
she did. She developed a severe symptom just four days
after using that netty pod irrigation device filled with tap
water from an RV's water system now at a Texas campground. Worse,
that's the worst water in the world on Earth except

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a swamp. The woman experienced a fever, headache, and altered
mental status before progressing to seizures. Despite medical care, she
died eight days after her symptoms began. Lab tests later
confirmed she had a microscopic organism often referred to as
a brain eating amieva. The amiva is typically found in warm,

(49:49):
freshwater environments like lakes, rivers, hot springs, and poorly chlorinated
swimming pools. But this was from water from an RV water.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
System and that poor family. I know. It just doesn't
make anything. Do you have anything uplifting for us? Both? Well?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Okay, do you want me to change the mood a
little please? Since I've already ruined it, and you two
help me Carne Gabraldi or Gibaldi is a popular restaurant
in Guadalajara, Mexico, and it holds the Guinness World Record
for the fastest food service.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Oh really, thirteen and.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
A half seconds from the time you order until your
food hits the table.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Tell you what, they're just cooking that meat NonStop? Well
what it is?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
It's just one thing they serve and they just put
some gravy on it. Throw it out there to stay
in the Guinness Book of World Record. They have other
stuff that will take longer, because I don't want to
eat anything that's ready in thirteen and a half seconds.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I don't know. If it's tasty, I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Usually, when visiting a popular, award winning restaurant, you expect
waiting times to be a little long, but not here.
After patrons finish giving their order to the waiters, it
takes just over a dozen seconds before the plate hits
their tables, which is damned impressive.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
But I wonder how many orders do they get wrong.
I'm not sure. If I only want to get a
food that's ready that fast, I bet with a name
like garnet Garibaldi, which is meat Garibaldi I'm sure it's
very tasty.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
But it's like they just put something on a toastata.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
And just give it back. I'm sure it's like tacos. Yeah,
it can't go wrong with tacos. So how does the
staff do it? Well?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
All the Mexican dishes serve require hours of slow cooking,
so they're ready to go by the time it opens.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Now.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Plating the food and getting down from the kitchen and
into the diner's table in under fifteen seconds actually requires
speed and coordination, because you don't want them to drop
your food after you waited a whole thirteen and a
half second.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Slop half of it onto the floor, rushing it out
to you.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
This restaurant has held the world record for the world's
fastest Food service since nineteen ninety six. Several restaurants have
tried snatching the Guinness World Record from them over the years,
but until now none have succeeded.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Way to go, I don't know if I still want
to eat something that's ready in thirteen and had seconds.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Could you cut a little more. I don't want anything
to be moving on my plate.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
If they're still winning, that means their food is delicious, Okay,
I'll give them that. Just take your time, okay.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Piece of mind in a radio ever, Okay, let's take
care of the business at hand. Who won Our tickets
are actual bows, bundle tickets of concert tickets and Rangers tickets.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
That would be you all are gonna love this, okay,
Rick Lucero for were first time winner, all right, all right,
and both of our double dipping winners are first time ers.
The seven to fifty guy Ronnie also never won a
damn thing from us before, and they got double prizes today.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I like it when we can take care of somebody
who's never won anything.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Rick says he's really glad that the phones crapped out. Yes,
I bet he is. Now.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Okay, for those of you that aren't from Texas, you
gotta understand that when somebody says you want to coke,
that could mean anything. Doesn't mean that doesn't soda, It
doesn't mean it's an actual coke, because usually they say
you want to coke? Sure, what kind? Doctor pepper? Yeah,

(53:37):
because everything is a coke. Well, Americans are changing their
soft drink choices, as the ten most popular brand show
New Pop and Fizz in the rankings. This is nothing
that's going to shatter the earth. I just thought you
might like to hear this. Beverage Digest, a trade publication
covering the beverage industry, ranked America's top ten most popular

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choices for carbonated beverages last year based on sales data. One.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I guess what's in the top spot. Coca Cola.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Coca Cola Classic maintained the top spot last year. Is
America's best selling soft drink. In second place, Pepper dr
Pepper for the second year in a row.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I'm so happy for us.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
All but new this year is one that takes the
number three spot, which has been held by Pepsi. Sprite
has jumped to number three, yeah, pushing Pepsi down to
fourth place. Diet Coke was number five, followed by Yahoo,
Mountain Dew Coke Zero, Diet Pepsi, Fanta, and Canada Dry

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Ginger Ale.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Pepper's really good.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Yeah, yeah, not bad. Did you ever have any we've
gone through this before. Did you ever have your mom
make hot dr pepper and put lemons? No, do it
on a cold day. Oh yeah, You just heat it
up till it almost starts to boil and get hot,
then you.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Put lemons in it, pour it in a cup. Damn.
You know, I'm not afraid of that.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
No, oh no, it's good. Just don't get it too hot.
If it starts boiling, it's over.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Sat it when we were sick, like you know, something
like comfort to comfort. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Well also I mentioned this before too. Coke syrup.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, you would give that.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Mother would give me coke syrup when I had an
upset stomach or I barfed or something like that, and
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Well, it's pure sugar. Bow.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I would sneak into the medicine cabinet at night and
take a big gulp of it.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, pure sugar.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Then of course I was awake all night because of
the sugar rush.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Lord.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
And you know, nowadays people can go into a Walmart
drop probably around fifty bucks, and they can have the
kit to make their own soda pop variations at home
because machine so all kinds of different syrups and flavors
to put in them.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
And everything's pretty wild. Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
I remember when I used to go to baseball game,
local baseball games in course of Canada. You could go
up to the concession stand. What you're gonna say, order
a suicide?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Everything in there.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
That's a little bit of every soft drink you got
in there.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
What was it about the mixture of root beer and
orange soda that tasted so damn good?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
And you're right, I've done that before too. It was
a hit. I loved this. See now I'm.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Gonna walk doctor pet and we don't have any in
the machine.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
We don't have a machine anymore. Quick trip after work?
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Speaker 1 (57:03):
Oh see there, Dallas Forward's classic rock lone Star ninety
two to five Tomorrow is Friday.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I can hardly wait.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Yeah, but all weekend long, we're gonna be thinking, ooh,
the Blood Drive starts next week doing that's all right.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
We usually have fun out there, especially on Monday when
we're in Allen, because Jim White is gonna be joining us.
Jimmy gonna be there. Yeah, family reunion, bo, we got
some other stuff planned. Don't you worry.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
It'll be just like now, only probably better and more ugly.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
We're taking the show on the road. Hey, let's talk
time wasters. This is what we have up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com. Foreigner's former lead singer Lou Graham
Is said in the past that this is gonna be
his last year touring. He's done no yeah, but having
just finished a Latin American tour with Foreigner last month,
he's singing a very different tune now Bow, at least

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when it comes to a peering with Foreigner.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
I'm enjoying it immensely, and I'm also doing it to
honor Mick, who also would be there if he was
feeling well enough. So I'm waving the original Foreigner flag,
and that my purpose for being there, poor poor Mike.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Yeah, I know, dealing with Parkinson. So we asked Lou
if this is if he's going to be part of
Foreigner's summer tour.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
I don't want to tour intensity all summer, but I
talked to Foreigner management and they would like me to
pop up for every other show or something that would.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Summer tour kicks off Wednesday, June eleventh. It is going
to be the last with singer Kelly Hanson, who joined
us for a visit earlier this week right to talk
about his retirement, but Kelly did assure us he is
going to be part of Foreigner's show in October at
Chalk Talk Casino End Resort. Yeah, I see him one
last time. Absolutely yo. Billy Joel says he is not dying,

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at least according to Howard Stern, who had dinner with
Billy Joel and his wife a couple of weeks. According
to Howard Stern, Billy does have some serious health issues,
but he asked Howard to tell people I'm not dying,
which reminded me of the old Monty Python scene in
Holy Grail. I'm not Dead. He says he's not dead.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Yes, he isn't he will be soon.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
He's very ill.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead a moment. I
love you will. All the best going out to Billy Joel.
He canceled all of his remaining shows for the year
after being diagnosed with normal pressure hydrocephalis, which is curable.
So that's why Billy Joel wanted people to know, I'm
not dying, okay. Former Journey singer Steve Perry lending a
hand to those that were affected by the California wildfires

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this past January. He is auctioning off a bunch of stuff,
including handwritten lyrics, signed guitars, and albums. I went on
the website which we have up and unfortunately anything that
I could afford has already been sold out. But it
is for a good cause, so if you have lots
and lots money, check out the info. For the first
time in over fifty years, bo, the surviving members of

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the original Alice Cooper band, have gotten together in the
studio to record an album. It's called The Revenge of
Alice Cooper. It's going to be out July twenty fifth,
and they've released one of the videos, wild Ones, showing
the band in action in the studio, and we have
that video up. Pretty fun. Steve Miller's nineteen seventy six
hit Fly Like an Eagle is getting a lot of

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action online. The song provides the soundtrack to a video
from friends of Big Bear Valley that has been monitoring
those two eaglets, Sonny and Gizmo, and their very first
flight from a nest perched on a tree in southern
California's San Bernardino County. You remember Pam Steele, Sure she

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is addicted to this video of the eagles. Sonny the
eaglet flew from the nest this past Monday. Steve Miller
took to social media to share the video cam footage
and to say how proud he is of the birds.
I mean a little pammy a lot right, She's doing great. Yeah, Finally,
instant karma is gonna get your boat. Check out what
happens to a guy on a motorcycle after he drives

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past a bus driver flips him the bird and then
guess what the bus driver does. So like, whatever it is,
God might have had it coming just a loost. We
have the video up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two five dot Hum.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Yeah, lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Welcome Gay. That's about enough of this mess for Monday, Friday,
Eve Thursday is over and done with. Yes, but we'll
be back for a Friday show. Yeah, buddy, because that's
what we do, don't you know? Hey, Boude, who are
you playing under our voice right now? Is that Helbert Collins?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
No, that is Eric Clapton doing Hideaway by Freddy King.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
It's an old Freddy kingshot. Yeah, I love it, man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
That was Eric Clapton when he was with John Mayall
and the Blues Break.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Back in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I'm talking over some of you's head, but trust me,
we're talking about I'm having a blues birthday at the
end of the month. I'm headed to New York City
for Antone's fiftieth birthday bash, and to New York City.
Anton's in Austin, the Blues capital. Well why are they
doing it in New York City?

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Spreading the word. Jimmy Bond is gonna be playing John.
It's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Last time I was in Austin, I ran into Jimmy
Vaughan on the street.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Yeah what.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Jimmy also has an Area concert day coming up. I
just ran across it yesterday. I want to say Longhorn
ball Room, but I'll look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
I think it is. He's coming and he's gonna shred.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
See if he'll play come and see us in the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Well, I will be seeing him at the end of
the month, so I will ask him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
There you go kill him, cone on in and tell
some road stories.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
I'm want to see if you'll sing happy birthday to me. Hey, well, with.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
A little coaxing and showing a little flesh, I'll be
that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
I love of.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Ames high like that. That's aspiring, all right. Tomorrow's Friday,
and uh we will be splitting up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Our prize pack. You can pick your ticket. Choose between
tickets to see Kansas and thirty eight Special, or you
can have a family four pack to go see the
Rangers play Seattle.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Okay, okay, sounds good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Of course, which one you don't pick goes into the
lone star ticket window. Now, next is our after show
decompression session.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
We want to tune in be on our.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Facebook page for us.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Yes, okay, you're not gonna tell us now? No?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
No, okay, you learned that from you vot. Element of
Surprise has some dirty words in it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Your son in North Texas city named best in America
that America. Come on, it's not in US, is it. Nope?
If not, of course of Cana either.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Well it is what it is till the night in
the morning, Okay, So we'll see you on tomorrow's show
and we'll have some surprises. I guess, I'm not I'm
not sure who's coming in.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Do we have a guest? I there's a question mark.
They haven't confirmed as of yet, hopefully fingers crossed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
I don't want to because because the radio guys make
it who Yeah, you're expecting your guests, huh, I'm giving
them a flat tire, right, And he has been spending
her time mainly booking up all of next week for
surprise guests. All right, So we'll see you tomorrow and
we'll see you on the after show next I alright,
keep it between the ditches by