Full Show Replay- The Cinco De Drinko Show. (Ep 1363)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And the time taking off the stars man advantage, hand off.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The clock hair the.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Third period, ranted it again, re scos.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Off the state of Gerard the farmer Colorado Avalanche star
Pascar twice.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Come time for Dallason Ranton.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
It comes with such power and speed.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
He catches Lincorn flat footed, so he goes through that
opening into the zone in the puck hits the state
of Sam Gerard.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Back to back cools in.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
The third period for Miko, ranted it the ex avalanchees
hide this game for his new team of season that.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Has been all over the map.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
For a second power play for Dallas, they just tied it.
Come man up now trying to take the lead.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
To love to stastn we're three fifty six to go.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Power play is perfectly.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Executed to Share leaves the slot greet on top of
the crease and goes across the seam for Wyatt's.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Jumps that door along by Lando Scott under a minute
to go, ntis it easy one for undure alone?

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
It is easy under this pressure the car down Landisco,
it cams to datis twenty seconds to go, clickhet it
out inside and snatch Myninger fifteen point two to go Colorado.
Last eleven shot a tense the car kicked it in

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free courtland Down didn't get good hood on it.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
But sagging cut it out whereunt it In again had
the lead.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
The home.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Performance turn cast his team.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
This is unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Three goals and an assist in the third.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Gurion for Miko Rantident beat the board now nine and
in game seven nine and oh, you can't do that
except he's just done.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It and on his way to the second round with
an incredible comfort behind Wich.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Wow, you know that that was a good game there,
nine and all. You just don't do that, but he did.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
I was so nervous Saturday night. And now Nico Harrison,
that's a good.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Trade, when yes, I was getting Nico was probably one
that we will be taking.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Best trade ever.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Thank you enjoying that little switch off.

Speaker 7 (02:59):
This is what happened when you get a team that
has a real g M behind them.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Amen. Okay, yeah, I know what you're referring to a
couple of things. Mind you just forget it.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Let's focus on the stars.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
The stars, that's my boys. Especially since the Lakers are
out of it, I was rooting for them to win it.
You know.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Yeah, but now we got the Stars onto round two.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, well we'll talk about that, because I was when
we went into the third period with no score, I thought, Okay,
how am I gonna word this? How disappointed? There? Yeah?
And then look what happened.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
They had such a great season and we're onto round
two the NHL Playoffs.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
We'll get them next CEO. Sometimes Game seven is a
good thing.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Nervous wreck though.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right, what are we celebrating today? Yeah, that's not
Mexican Independence Day. That's in September. Ingo de Mayo celebrates
the Mexican victory at the Battle of Puebla May fifth,
eighteen sixty two during the Franco Mexican War, as opposed

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to the Franco American War where we won all the
can spaghetti different.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
This is not a big celebration in Mexico at all.
It is a US Mexican holiday.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
That's another another day where wal guess I can get
drunk in the middle of the day. Seems like a
tex mex holiday. It is also National in Chilada Day.
That works. Eventually, all that Mexican beer is gonna make
you hungry and a big play that in Chulada is
going to hit the spot today. It is also Revenge

(04:44):
of the Fifth. Okay, look, you Star Wars geeks had
May the Fourth be with you yesterday. Now you want
another day?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Absolutely right after it?

Speaker 6 (04:57):
It is Drinco de Mayo, so return of the Okay, well,
live long and prosper.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, I know, I know you did that on purpose?
Did that? It is Square Root Day? Oh boy, mine's
always been round as long as I remember. But if
yours a square anyway, it's actually because the day and
the month of the square root of the last two
digits of this year, five and five. All right, yeah, okay,

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maybe we're.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
This early on a Monday.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah. It is hug a shed and take a selfie Day,
shed shit, like some of you need another excuse to
take another selfie of yourself. Holy, This time you gotta
find somebody's tool still shed tool Shed. Hey. I don't
even know who brought this day up anyway. It is

(05:53):
National Cartoonist Day. A cool. You guys that are really
good at it are great. The day takes place on
the anniversary of the date in eighteen ninety five, when
the first single panel color comic strip appeared in a
newspaper when Hogan's aally was featured. A character called the
Yellow Kid was published in the New York Sunday World.

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When Yellow Kid would talk, his words appeared on the
front of his shirt because I guess they hadn't figured
out those talk bubble things. Oh cool. It is also
Melanoma Monday. Well, let's hope not. It's Great Lakes Awareness Yep,
where were they're there? We just don't visit them much
from them. Yeah, they're kind of far away, are you
talking about butter? Uh that's Land of Lakes, Thank you.

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And it's National Meeting Planners Appreciation Day. Yeah, we really
appreciate you guys that planned those mandatory all stuff most
of ten meetings at the last minute Thursday, but we
have one. Oh no, we did. Jeez. Hey, it ain't
just us. You probably haven't two at your job.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, everybody can relate.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
So we're gonna have fun talking about the stars winning
and of course single DeMaio. Naturally, I got some goodies planned,
including guys, we're doing a sing along today.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yes, okay, I'm ready for it.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
So you know what we're doing. Let's don't spoil it
right now. Let's get busy. By doing the morning strict Hey.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Seven fifty take your second. Here you go take this?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, got it? Deep ball rolling, come on, get up,
but let's do it. That was what was classic rock
Alone Star ninety two five, Rio Speedwagon coming with Styx
and Don Felders part of the Brotherhood's Rock Tour. That'll
be August first at those Seti's pavilion. Case you were wondering,
look here at six point thirty and it's time first ports.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
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Speaker 2 (07:57):
I feel much better this morning, Yeah, much better than
we could have felt if it hadn't gone our way.
Exactly after that heart stopping game Saturday night, Dallas Stars
coach Pete de Boor is the first player or coach
in NHL history to be a part of nine game

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seven victories after they wrapped up their first round series
with a four to two game seven win over the
Colorado Avalanche. Let's let's relive that last part again. Shall
the boar now nine in ole in game seven? Nine
and you can't do that?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Except he shifts done it and on his way to
the second round with an incredible come from the.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Highway nine and ooh, you know that's pretty good there.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
I was so so nervous Saturday.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Man. Well that's a record he accumulated with four different
teams since twenty twelve. His first came with New Jersey,
and he has since had three each with San Jose
in Dallas and two with Vegas. Now two times Stanley
Cup winning coach Darryl Souter was eight wins and three
losses in Game sevens The Stars have won a seven

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game series in each of de Boer's first three seasons
with them, so he's doing something right. Seven players have
also been a part of eight wins in Game seven.
The only one of those players still active is Tampa
Bay defenseman Ryan McDonough, who just completed his fifteenth NHL season,
so he must be banged up. I'm telling you now,

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y'all know that we wouldn't be bringing all this up
if the Stars had lost Saturday. Oh that's right, but
they did. Nik Arrandenen completed a hat trick with an
empty netter as the third period was winding down. Now,
the Stars head to Round two against the Winnipeg Jets, which,
as you know, is a team who has given us
a lot of headaches this season. The first game of

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the second Round is Wednesday night at the Canada Life
Center in Winnipeg. There you know. Tickets for the games
at the American Airline Center are available at Dallasstars dot
com slash tickets now.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
I felt like this was coming, but when the news
came over the weekend, it just broke my heart. Greg Popovich,
the winningness coach in NBA history, is stepping down as
head coach of the San Antonio Spurs after nearly thirty years.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Why team, good old popech I know.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
And announcing his decision, Popovich said, while my love and
passion for this game remain, I've decided it's time to
step away as head coach. Pops will remain as team
president for the Spurs. Mitch Johnson was promoted to head
coach now. During his tenure as head coach, Pops, who
is seventy six, led the team to five NBA championships,

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became the leads all time wins leader, and earned an
induction into the Basketball Hall of Fame. Popovich missed all
but five games this season after having a stroke at
the team's arena on November two, twenty twenty four. He
has not spoken publicly since, though he had addressed his
team at least once, and he released a statement in
late March saying he'd hope to return to coaching, but

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then remember he went to that state restaurant in San
Antonio and had a medical emergency that happened last month.
Pop's career ends with the record one four and twenty
two wins, eight hundred and sixty nine losses, which does
include the seventy seven games thirty two wins and forty
five losses that were coached by Spurs assistant Johnson this season.

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Pops also won one hundred and seventy playoff games with
the Spurs, the most by any coach with any one
team and the third most overall, behind only Phil Jackson's
two hundred and twenty nine and pat Riley's one hundred
and seventy one.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
We love you, Pops, Pop, Pops. Yeah, he's had a
great career, but he's still involved in the operation.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
I know that's a classy way of the letting him
step away from the head coaching position.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
So guys, was it just me or did we have
an absolutely freaking perfect day in NASCAR world?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yesterday, and Mama Nature gave us a nice day too.
Yes perfect blue skies.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
I didn't see a single cloud and the racing was
We had a great time broadcasting from TMS. Thank you Faber,
thank you everybody. Ragning NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Joey Logano
is the champ after yesterday. He stayed in front on
a restart in ot at Texas Motor Speedway yesterday in
the Worth four hundred to get his first victory of
this NASCAR season. He led only seven of the two

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hundred and seventy one laps that they nailed, four more
than scheduled. At the one and a half mile track.
He started twenty seventh and the eleventh races here. Then
on the final restart after the twelfth caution twelfth caution,
Logano was on the inside of his other teammate, Ryan Blaney,
who we also just had on the show. Didn't he
finish like number three hours day wait to go Ryan,

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Joey surged ahead on the backstretch, stayed easily in the
front final one and a half laps ross chastay, and
passed Blaney to finish second ahead of him. Logano got
his thirty seventh career of victory, getting the lead for
the first time on lap two sixty four. Wow, Denny Hamlin.
He had finished on the lead lap in twenty one
consecutive races. But then woof his car caught fire. All

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that number, Yeah, the whole underbelly of it went up.
He ended that street that he had matched the eighth
longest in NASCAR history. He was the first car out
of the race Yesterday. Next Sunday, the Advent held four
hundred in Kansas City.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, that was fun yesterday. I always liked going after blast.
Thank you, Mark. Scottie Scheffler cradled his year old son Bennett,
the reason he missed his hometown CJ Cup Byron Nelson
last year, and struggled to keep his emotions in check
for a TV interview, and he did that a few
minutes later during his victory speech. The top ranked player

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in the world on Earth had time to prepare for
the moment because of the giant lead he took into
Sunday's final round. He pretty much had it wrapped up
before Yesterday's round even started. He even added a little
drama by chasing the PGA Tours seventy two hole scoring record,
but he tied it. Scheffler matched that mark of two

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point fifty three sit by Justin Thomas in the twenty
seventeen Sunny Open, closing with a sixty three to finish
at thirty one under par. Wow, that's pretty good, damn
thirty one under The runaway victory came eleven years after
his PGA Tour debut at the Nelson as a high
school senior, and twenty two years after a photo was

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taken of the then six year old Scotty Scheffler sitting
in the lap of Byron Nelson himself. They were showing
that all on came.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
It was meant to be.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yes, it was yes, it was well.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
The Texas Rangers have fired offensive coordinator Donnie Ecker after
the team's extended struggles scoring runs. The decision was announced
last night after the Rangers eight to one win over
the Seattle Mariners. Even with that burst of bats, the
Rangers seventeen and eighteen, or last in the American.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
League with one hundred and thirteen runs now.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Before the win over the Mariners yesterday, the Rangers had
scored only thirty runs in the two nine stretch. Half
of those came when they finished with the season high
fifteen runs against the Athletics. Last Tuesday, they opened the
series against Seattle with losses thirteen and one and two
in one. Chris Young, the team's president of baseball operation,
set after lengthy discussions, it was the appropriate time to

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provide our hitters with a new voice as we pursue
goals of winning the division and reaching the postseason. Brus Bochi,
by the way, has never made an in season coaching
change in his decades all being a manager. Well, you
gotta do what you gotta do in this shrinking team,
said the structure of the club's hitting staff would be
addressed in the coming days. The Rangers have tonight off,

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then tomorrow they're in Boston to face the Red Sox.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
First bitch tomorrow will be at.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Five forty five and you can catch the game on
the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Go a very exciting weekend.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Indeed, whether it was Dallas Starr's victories or Star Wars
celebrations pre Sinco, we can't forget about the Kentucky Derby.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Look what happened.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
It's been fifty two years since Secretariat won the Triple
Crown in record times that still stand to this day,
over fifty years later, his legacy lived on this past Saturday.
Every single horse running into Kentucky Derby this year is
a descendant of that one legendary horse, Secretariat.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
How about that? Now that's that's really weird.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, he's a real study.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
As we were just saying in the golfing world, it's
kind of meant to be. It looks like according to
the Courier Journal in Louisville, it may sound impressive, but
going back six generations of race horses will show that
most descend from the greats, including Secretariat, Northern Dancer, et cetera.
Secretariat sired more than six hundred and sixty registered folds.

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Am I mispronouncing Secretariat?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
It's just Secretariat? Okay? Secretariat is where you at? Secretariat?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Way?

Speaker 8 (16:49):
Yet?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Damn? Can you believe that horse has six hundred and
sixty kids? Yes? Wow, he had fun, done it right.
He is a fertile. One isn't a fertile?

Speaker 9 (17:00):
Is?

Speaker 7 (17:00):
The Tennessee Valley Sovereignty and jockey Junior Junior Alborado entered
their names in the horse racing history books after winning
one hundred and fifty first Kentucky Derby at Churchhill Downs
on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
The favorite horse Journalism finished.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Second and the race was completed in two minutes and
two point three one seconds on a fairly moist track.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
As soon as.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
Sovereignty, sovereignty, Vereignty, sovereignty, thank you Anna across the finish
line every where we wanted to know that the horse
would attempt to win the Triple Crown.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well, of course he will. Kind of a dumb question,
isn't it.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
The next race is the Preakness that's set for May seventeenth,
and it's the second jewel up.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
For grabs in the triple crowd. Will we have a
triple Crown winner this year? And who names a horse? Journalism?
What are you writing? A note to the freaking full file? Thanks?
That song kind of gets your heart started in the morning.

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Perfect for a Monday Blue musical. Okay, headlines from Hollywood
coming up with Missus Annabel, But now it's time for
the freaking fool File. Police in the Japanese province of
Okinawa have been struggling with a phenomenon called rojo nee,
which literally translates into sleeping on the road. Imagine you're

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driving home late at night and you see someone sleeping
out there in the middle of the road.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Why did they do this?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Oh? Of course, yet, not seeing that sleeping person would
be a whole lot worse than actually getting your break
road pizza. Such nightmare scenarios occur sometimes in Okinawa, with
provincial police reporting about seven thousand cases recorded last year alone.
Some of those unfortunately resulted in the loss of lives.

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Because hey, you lay down and sleep in the middle
of the road, you're taking a chance. Authorities are desperate
to put an end to it. As you may have guessed,
sleeping in the middle of the road is a good
way to not wake up in the middle of the
road if you're run over. Uh So, what exactly is
causing people to fall asleep on the roads in Okinawa?

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You probably have already guessed it has something to do
with alcohol. These guys get totally hammered at one of
the local bars and decide they are the druncle drive.
So they walk home, and eventually they get tired from
walking home, they say I'm just gonna take a little

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so right there in the middle of the street they
take a nap. That's a bad idea. Yeah, According to
local reports, some of those people simply lie on the
road to cool off, using the curb as a pillow.
There have been even some cases of really drunk women
taking off their clothes before going to sleep in the

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middle of the road because they're so drunk they think
they're already home.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Oh my god, how I've never been that drunk in
my life.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
We've all been a little tore up in our day,
but I don't think you can be so tore up
that in the middle of a road out a fish. Oh,
and you take off all your clothes right there.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
I'm telling you it's an alcoholic content in that sake.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
It must be. That must be some strong stuff.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
All right, Let's travel from Japan to Florida.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Oh boy.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Vincent Conroy, fifty six year old man from Florida, was
arrested for wandering around drunk in a parking lot wearing
just a T shirt, no pants or underwear, so he
was going total Winnie the Pooh I get. When police
asked for his name, he said he was Charles Dickens,
the famous author of a Christmas carol.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
He might have gotten away with it too, but he
kept saying to the cops, don't.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
You know I'm a famous author, which is what he
just repeatedly said to them. Cops later found out his
real name after they somehow failed to believe him that
he was Charles Dickens, since Dickens died in eighteen seventy.
Henroy was carrying an open bottle of alcohol, which is
against the law.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
He got in trouble for.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
That, for showing his private parts in public because the
alcohol told him to, and for lying about his name.
So go to jail, Go directly to jail, Do not
pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Shout no, I'm Henry Woolworth. Long help. Yeah Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
For whatever reason, talking about long relaxing bathroom breaks makes
me want to shift into golf mode.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Voice long relaxing bathroom breaks. Listen to this research.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Long relaxing bathroom breaks that allow people to read the
news or get up to date with their socio media feed,
you know, while they're twisting out a mud rat at
work or whatever.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
It may be.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
Maybe coming to an end due to a new and
controversial toilet seat design that is supposed to make sitting
on the toilet for more than seven minutes really uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
What happens seven minutes and you're done? Okay.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
It's called the Standard toilet and the new design thought
it by English consulting engineer Mahapier Gill slopes at a
downward angle of thirteen degrees, forcing the person sitting there
to use their leg muscles to stay in place.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
You just sit there and rest and take it now.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yeah, and you know, once you honk out a dirt snake,
you kind of lift your feet up in relief.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Right, Well, no, you can't do that anymore, you're gonna
slide off.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
According to its creator, the longest someone can comfortably sit
five to seven minutes. Gil said the thirteen angle slam
is ideal. It's enough to cause some feelings of strain,
making them want to get up faster than they would
from a horizontal toilet seat. Then, while the designer said
that the Standard toilets inspired by personal experience, he also
added that it would be a great asset for businesses

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wanting to maximize employee work hours. Sometimes you need a
relaxing dump on a comfortable toilet at work in.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Order to get your head back around your work. Again.
That's why we think this invention is absolutely wrong. Yeah,
it is.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Well, they're gonna think of next like an eject button.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, out through the door that stall if you take
too long.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Does the slope toilet seat offer health benefits to some users?
They claim yes, improving posture, lowering the risk of developing hemorrhoids.
Mister Gill admits the main purpose of the standard toilet
is to reduce employer's financial losses because of workers sitting
on the john for too long.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
But hey, we'll see what happens with this one. Can
you imagine sitting there and get a leg rand in
the middle of pushing one? Slide right off here? A
UK man has been given a suspending prison sentence after
admitting to setting fire to his own house twice in

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one night. Why I thought you'd never ask, so he
could see firefighters in action. Oh my god, arsonists are
obsessed with fire. But twenty six year old James Brown,
that's his name, Jane Brown, He's from Northumberland in the UK,

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has been described as having an obsession and a fascination
with firefighters rather than fires themselves.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
So he just wants to see them in action.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah apparently, So apparently he's really obsessed.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
At least he was setting fire to his own house
at some strangers in an ideal world, he would like
to be a firefighter himself, but things didn't work out
that way, so he just settled for admiring firefighters from
a distance and calling the fire department unnecessarily so.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
They'll come to the house. When that wasn't enough anymore,
he moved into setting his own house on fire twice
in one night so the firefighters would come over twice
in one night. According to court records, James Brown filmed
the firefighters as they rushed out to put out the

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fire and seemed quite enthusiastic by their president. He was
hopping up and down on one foot. He was so
excited that captured on video. By the way, a simple
background check showed that the twenty six year old man
had called the fire department eighty times in the previous
twelve months. Wow, And that Brown himself eventually pleaded guilty

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to two counts of arson while being reckless as to
whether life was endangered or not, all because the firefighters.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Again he's not right in the head.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And tying up nine one one like a son of
a bitch. Yeah, eighty times in twelve months. You do
the math. That's an awful lot of time to be
bothering firefighters when you don't need.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Well, now that he's going to be behind bars, I
think we should send him a firefighter calendar.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
No, he can mark down the days.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
That's probably why he lunch firefighters.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
Yeah, probably wants to get his free car.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
Coming up next hour. You get to pick your ticket.
Two's between two three day wristbands to Austin City Limits
in October. Or you can pick tickets to see Brian
Adams and Pat Benattar when they come to the American
Airline Center in November. Whatever you don't pick, it's going
to go on the lone Star ticket window. We'll do
that around seven to fifty here on the Bow and
Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock Loan Star

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ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five ac
DC just recently in town. Great show. That's all I
have to do to say anything about that, because that's
all you need to know for the t shirt was
a good one. Okay, coming up, I do have some
Sinko Demayo stuff to play for you. I also have

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one more NASCAR song because in our suite at Texas
Motor Speedway there were several people that had no knowledge
of Nascar whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
You explained it very well. You were like the cliff
Notes for Nascar.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, but I mean, I'm not like Randy James. He
was the expert. He could tell you what driver has
a hangnail and all stuff like that that he could.
But I do have one song that will maybe help
explain it. Just no, okay, Well, Single to Mayo Americans
will spend approximately seven hundred and forty five million dollars

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on beer, which surpasses sales from both the Super Bowl
and Saint Patrick's Day a way. That's how much of
a drinking holiday this is. And it's mainly for the Americans.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Yeah, because they don't celebrate it in Mexico Historic Day.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
It's just another day to drink again, I guess so.
But you know, but the thing is, if you buy
your girlfriend enough drinks on Single to Mayo, you may
get you some head.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Mine's from Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
What Scott said home about run it Down from Penciltown.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Thunderbolts talked the box office this weekend, earning an estimated
seventy six million dollars in its first week out coming
in second the horror flick Centers, which looks like something
you would really enjoy watching.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Oh yeah, that thunderbolt looks pretty good at that?

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Yeah yeah, and coming in third, Jack Lacks a Minecraft movie.
Hollywood has been paying tribute to the legendary Ruth Buzzy.
The actress comedian died Thursday at her home near Fort
Worth of complications from Alzheimer's. Ruth Buzzy was best known
as the frumpy and bitter purse wielding Lattice Ormsby on
the groundbreaking sketch comedy series laugh In.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
And Artie Johnson would come by, aren't they? You know
what I.

Speaker 10 (28:44):
Hear?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
After?

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Among those paying tribute over the weekend Goldie Hawn, who
was on laugh In with Ruth Buzzy and Carol Burnett
as well.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Ruth Buzzy was eighty eight.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Pee Wee Herman's iconic bicycle from the nineteen eighty five
movie Pee's Big Adventure sold it auction over the weekend
for one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. The bicycle
was one of only fourteen created for the film. And
speaking of Pee Wee Herman, HBO has a new two
part documentary titled Pee Wee as himself all about comedian

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actor Paul Rubins. It was filmed shortly before Paul Rubins
died in twenty twenty three, allowing him to speak out
for the first time to tell the factual story of
his life, including the rise of his beloved pee Wee
Herman character, as well as his fall from grace after
that incident at the movie theater.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Remember that I Know you are pee Wee as himself.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Will premiere Friday, May twenty third, at seven pm the
Art Time, with both parts airing back to back on HBO.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are reuniting.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
They're gonna co star in what is being described as
a romantic thriller.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I say, come on, just do Speed three all round
without the speed.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
Yeah, it's your favorite time of the year, Bo, when
Hollywood and New York society come together for the met Gala.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh I'm sorry, I can't go again this year.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
It's happening tonight at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in
New York City. The dress code is tailored for you.
Has nothing to do with Taylor Swift. By the way,
I can.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Hardly wait to see what they wear and what they
don't wear. Since the tread right now? Is those sea
through dresses?

Speaker 10 (30:20):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (30:22):
And what would we.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Have done five years ago during the pandemic without the
Tiger King. Well, Joe Exotic, the star of Tiger King,
remains jailed at the Federal Medical Center in Fort Worth.
He's serving a twenty one year sentence, but he's also
serving a life sentence because he recently got married behind bars.

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Love Joe Exotic, the Tiger King, whose real name is
Joseph Maldonado passage announced on social media he and fellow
prison inmate Horhe.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Flores have gotten married.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
I'm sure they had a lovely honeymoon and sell Sea
And that's your head lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Thank you all.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
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to see Brian Adams at the American Airline Center in
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Speaker 4 (31:41):
Now, that's going to be a great show.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Sounds pretty good. So what's going to happen? Is it
being sinco de mayo? Annabelle, who speaks it fluently, is
going to come up with a phrase. You have to
tell us what the phrase is. But it's the courus
to a song, the couruse to a song, and they
have to name the song.

Speaker 11 (32:00):
Yes, yes, I won't make it too hard, okay, just
hard enough. Well, you know we don't speak a damn word,
so you could be saying anything and we believe you
very true. Okay, So we'll do that at seven fifty
and of course whichever one you don't pick goes into
the ticket window at.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Eight forty eight. Then now single demayo. It's that time
when you are allowed to drink just a little bit.
But who really wants to get all hammered on a Monday.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, because you have to work tomorrow. Most of us do.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
But one thing that I like to play on sino demayo.
Now y'all have heard me where I do the hand fart.

Speaker 12 (32:37):
Yeah, it's so perfect that that Well that was taught
to me by my good friend, the late great Jerry
Moorehead who lived a few houses down from me, and
he taught me that in junior high.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
And I was always trying to make notes with it,
you know, because some people can make notes in play.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Is your musical?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Make it sing? I ain't that music.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
But now now I've got something that is musical. These
are hand farters exceptional. They are experts. They can do
the hand farts and they can make songs. So for
single DeMaio, ladies and gentlemen, I give to you. I'm
proud to present the four Squeezings. Ready, here they are, gentlemen,

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the Foe squeezing. Here we go. That's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Ola, alcoholic gringos, Gary Busey and the Casa for Cinco
de Mayo, also known as the Mexican Saint Patrick's Day.
But please, everybody, remain calm and don't go Hispanic without
a cool servesa and a warm seniorita.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
And as you.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Spend the evening licking salt off your hand and sucking
on limes that are trying tequilia. Remember the Battle of Puebla,
where countless Mexicans were dying for some agua to wash
down the chili. Peppers before they went under the bridge
to vomit, nacho chips, and all three colors of the
Mexican flag.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Because it's important to remember history before.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
You agave cacti one on and take a Siessa under
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Speaker 2 (35:03):
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Speaker 8 (35:07):
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Speaker 2 (35:17):
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Speaker 4 (35:19):
Taco, and only Maria let you watch it.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
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Speaker 8 (35:25):
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Speaker 4 (35:37):
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because it makes you feel kind of good on Monday
morning when you thought you were gonna have to pack
it up and go home. All right, then you live
to fight another.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Mettle to the metal. We have to win round two.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Damn right. I can smell that big old cup coming
back to town. We got to get past Winnipeg. They
have been beating us all year, So cross your fingers now. Yesterday,
of course, was the Worth four hundred race at Texas
Motor Speedway, and after we finished our broadcast over at
the terrace, the Mike's Hard Eliminade Terrace. I just want

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to get the official name right. Then we had a
suite where we could go up in, you know, be
nice and cool and watch it from way up high. Well,
there were some people in our suite that had absolutely
not one single clue about NASCAR racing. Now I'm just
telling what I know from Randy edumicated us. But I

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mean because they were wondering, like, well, how do they
know who goes first? Is it just whoever lines up for? No,
they run qualifying lines and whoever whoever has the fastest
gets to be number one and for a long one,
and there were several other questions and I just kind
of faked my way through it because I was just
trying to help.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
You did a good job.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
I'm not the NASCAR expert, but I do have a
song that may help explain it just a little bit better.
This is awesome, of course I do. Here.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
You go, let go, let.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Go, let go, let go, Let them.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Hit the wall. I'm well, that's basically all you need
to know when you really think about it, right, all right,
pick your ticket next on the Bull and them show
you ain't worth you salt if you don't play at
least one Santana song on Sinkle different mile right.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
You tell.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
By the way, oh yeah, comobob means.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Hey, how's it going? Or listen to my rhythm?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Listen to all the song goes, hey, how's it going?
Listen to my rhythm? Put your knee up against me. Okay,
so let's do this single demayo. You're going to have
to identify the Spanish phrase from miss Anna Deharro and
you say, this is the lyric to a song.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
It's the chorus of a song, a popular song.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Now you don't have to translate what she says, you
just have to translate it to what song she's talking.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
About, right, exactly, crazy.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
So Anna's gonna say it, and you got to say
it a couple of times. Okay, all right, you got it.
You're gonna say this phrase. You tell me what song
that is. In fact, I won't know because I don't
speak it, but Anna, you will have to say right
or wrong.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
This ismatic interpretation.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
A dramatic interpretation of a song by Miss Anadhara.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Here we go Juanita Arma, Juanita Jenny Arma, Sudia the
Peroa comminsar auraka tod will mundo s u yendo.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Boy, that's easy for you.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Okay, you ready again?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Okay, one more time.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
Juanita Arma, Juanita Arma, Sudia de Perros Acare comminsar auraka
total mundo siesta u yendo.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Do you ever get your tongue targoing all that time?

Speaker 4 (39:34):
No, not at all?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Wrong, Ao, sorry, no no no, no no no no, Ao,
face planet. Don't think of my two one four or
eight one seven. Do it one more time, one more time.
I wanted to make sure everybody's got to do. I
didn't hear it yet.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Juanita Jenarma Juanita Darma Sudia, the peros a cabare commnsar
auraka tod will Mundo Sista.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Oh right, this sounds kind of sexy when she does
dig and his Mexican accent. It's great, all right? Two
one four or one seven seven eighty seven, one nine five? Okay,
just tell me the song that she's doing the chorus from?

Speaker 8 (40:15):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
What is it? Turn your radio down, Turn your radio down,
Tell me what song that was? We ain't got old
damn day here man, there's a damn show. Tell me
what song that was the chorus to Jimmy, here's a gun.
That's what Jad's gotta go? There you go?

Speaker 13 (40:42):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
All right, I need that's Janie?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Ah, all right? Who is this?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
This?

Speaker 13 (40:51):
What up?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Oh? Mover?

Speaker 13 (40:52):
Mart?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
What you doing man?

Speaker 6 (40:54):
The garden?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Oh? Just moving around? That's all we do is we
took the Mario. Okay, Well, now comes the decision you
must make. Do you want the three day wrist bands
for Austin City limits or do you want the Brian
Adams Pat Benatar tickets?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Acl hie he going?

Speaker 4 (41:14):
All right?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
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thinkle Tomayo, and I know what you're thinking to yourself, Hey, Bo,
Hey Bo, there is a tradition that you guys do
on Sinkle demayo that you have not done yet.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
And I go, oh, delay, yeah if I sew with that,
Bo Roberts, you know what that is, don't you?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I do. Okay, I'm gonna handle the heavy lifting y'all
just join me in on the course. Lady and gentlemen,
single tomayo. Naturally we got to sing Mexican radio by
wall of Dude, a wall of voodoo. Come on, heyay

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go on, crang it up to everybody in the other lane,
and are okay you already? Yes, sir, here we know.
I feel a hot whim on the shoulder and the
talk a world that is older. I turned the switch

(43:02):
and check the number. I leave it on, leaving bed.
I swumber. I hear the rib bones of the music.
I buy the product, can never use it. I hear
the talk ten of the DJ cannot understand. Just what
does he say? I'm on a Mexican radio. I'm on

(43:24):
a Mexican whoa radio? Okay, not bad, I'm just warming
up now, we're just warming up.

Speaker 14 (43:32):
Rao.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
No, I don't know what he's saying, but I am
probably not a long star. Easy for you.

Speaker 14 (43:42):
I do living to in the station they talk about
the US senflation. Understand just to live No cambrenda, it's
a rebel.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
I'm on a Mexican radio.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
As again, whoa radio?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
I'm on?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Up?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
That's again radio? I'm on? I said, whoa radio. He
can Okay, well we didn't hit the wall, but we
scraped against it a little and the cat just enough
to cause a scratch on the exterior cop and that

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means a little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 14 (44:30):
Okay, people, all right, now we're gonna take it home.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Now one's gone to take it home, and then we'll
leave Wall of Boodoo alone.

Speaker 10 (44:38):
It'll least for a little.

Speaker 14 (44:43):
I will show on Sam's Hey, you wanna eat the bar?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
But ud wanna? I take request song the telephone. I'm
on the wave length far from home. I feel a
hot wind on the shoulder, and island com south on
the border. I hear the Hopkins. You know the DJ
can't understand Just what does he say?

Speaker 13 (45:07):
I'm moan on Mexican radio.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I'm on Axagon whoa Radio? Some of you in the
car not singing? Come on im one on Mexican radio.
I'm on Mexican whoa radio?

Speaker 13 (45:28):
Everybody your nick radio radio.

Speaker 9 (45:33):
Radio radio radio, radio radio radio.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I'm mon on Mexican radio. I'm on a Mexican WHOA radio.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
I'm on Mexican radio.

Speaker 13 (45:58):
I'm on a Mexicon Hello radio.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Hey, Hey, that's not terrible. You know what's on the
Mexican radio Rdingo Demo.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
It's the Bow and Them show on Moonstar ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
You know, no matter where I go or what I
do for the rest of the day, I'm going to
hear in my head. Oh, here's another Sinko de maayo tradition.
We haven't done yet.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
This stars our old friend Fluffy Gabriel. Here it is
the Mexican wake Up Call.

Speaker 9 (46:46):
Hello.

Speaker 13 (46:47):
Oh, my name is Scotaman and I'm calling from the
Mexican wake Up Call service. I am your Mexican alarm clock. Hey, hello, hello.
Oh no, this is gotim In and I'm calling from
Mexican wake up Calls. I am your Mexican alarm clock.
I'm trying to wake you up because you sign up
for a service. No, no, are you awaken?

Speaker 9 (47:11):
No, I'm not Okay, I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Don't.

Speaker 13 (47:18):
I'm trying to wake you up for your wake up call.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Ma'am, I didn't sign up for a call, and I'm
trying to go back to sleep, so okay, don't go
back to.

Speaker 13 (47:26):
Sleep, mama. Hello. Hello, Oh, my name is Cataman and
I'm calling from the Mexican.

Speaker 9 (47:34):
Okay, yeah, I know who you are. Okay, you have the.

Speaker 13 (47:37):
Wrong I'm the Mexican alarm clock.

Speaker 9 (47:39):
Yeah, I don't know about a Mexican alarm clock.

Speaker 13 (47:42):
Call where I got No, No, this is the number
I got it so that you needed a wake up call.

Speaker 9 (47:47):
No, I didn't sign up for a wake up call.
I have to yes, and it's really early. Can you
just let me go back to this.

Speaker 13 (47:54):
I mean, I'm not gonna get paid.

Speaker 9 (47:55):
I am not paying you for this call. I did
not sign up for a call.

Speaker 13 (48:00):
Listen to me. Okay, this is the number that I have.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
Okay, who gave you this number?

Speaker 2 (48:04):
You did?

Speaker 13 (48:04):
You ordered the wake up call yesterday because you were
you were supposed to wake up this morning.

Speaker 9 (48:08):
No, I did not here.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
It's a mistake.

Speaker 9 (48:12):
Okay, I'm going to hang up. Don't call me again.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Bye, goodbye?

Speaker 13 (48:16):
Hello, Hello. Oh at least it's gotaman and I'm yours.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
Okay, stop?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Who is listened to me? Relaxed? No?

Speaker 9 (48:25):
Who are you to tell me to relax?

Speaker 6 (48:27):
You out?

Speaker 9 (48:28):
Four times?

Speaker 13 (48:29):
All I want to know is are you awake?

Speaker 9 (48:30):
Yes, I'm awake.

Speaker 13 (48:31):
Well, then if you're awake, can I get paid.

Speaker 9 (48:34):
I'm not going to pay you for.

Speaker 13 (48:36):
Five in the morning.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
If you call it.

Speaker 13 (48:38):
Again, nervous and so now I've provided it.

Speaker 9 (48:41):
Call me again. I'm calling the cops. Do you understand me?

Speaker 13 (48:48):
Hello, Well, at least she's.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Awake, and that's the important thing about it. And I'm
miss Fluffy. We gotta get him back in. Yeah, oh yeah,
you mentioned this earlier. Ruth Buzzy rose to fame as
the frumpy and bitter Gladys Umphrey in the ground baking
sketch comedy series Rown and Martin's Laugh In died at

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the age of eighty eight years old. Man her agent,
confirmed the news, stating that she died Thursday at her
home near Stephenville, Texas and rad County. Yes, she made
several trips to Fort Worth on many occasions, and some
of you probably saw her around here that one time
or another. I was always hoping I'd run into her

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just to say hi when I was in Fort Worth,
but I never did. Ruth Buzzy born July twenty fourth,
nineteen thirty six in Westerly, Rhode Island. At seventeen years old,
she enrolled in the Pasadena Playhouse for the Performing Arts.
Her classmates included Dustin Hoffman and Gene Hackman. They were
in classes with She went on to act in a

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wide variety of reviews throughout New England and worked on
alongside her young and talented performers who are just beginning
their careers at the time. You know who. That included
Barbara streisand Joan Rivers and Carol by god Burnette, Yes, Ruthie.
She won a Golden Globe and was a two time

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Emmy nominee for the NBC show Rowing In Martin's laugh
In that ran from nineteen sixty eight to nineteen seventy three.
I used to watch it all the time. She was
the only regular to appear in all six seasons, including
the pilots. Ruth Buzzy also guested in music videos from
Weird Al Yankovic, the B fifty two's, and the Presidents

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of the United States of America. Remember that song she
Got a Big Home or whatever? Yeah, I would, as
they always would, hope I run into her one time,
but I never did it.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
So funny.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
I love the tribute that Carol Burnett and Goldie Hawn
paid over the weekend on social media to her.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Good for this.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
So yeah, here's a story that kind of freaks me out.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
As someone who flies a lot a woman issuing American
Airlines after she says she was sexually assaulted by a
man on a flight. Marbara Morgan says the man had
already been accused of assaulting another woman on a flight,
but was still allowed to fly. Morgan claims she was
sexually assaulted by this man sitting next to her on
an American Airlines Red eye flight from San Francisco to

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Dallas in April of last year. She spoke for the
first time on Wednesday and is not the only woman
accusing this suspect of sexual misconduct on flights. Last month,
fifty four year old Cherry Anne Abraham was arrested by
the FBI for allegedly groping a twenty two year old
woman on an American Airlines flight from Chicago to Seattle.

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The FBI says this carry Anne Abraham has twice before
allegedly touched fellow passengers inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
That's a good way to get a black eye.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Yeah, I say they throw the book at him, disgusting
or a fingernail file in your eye.

Speaker 7 (52:03):
Yeah yeah, I like that, Speaking of despicable predatory behavior.
Sean Diddy Combs has rejected a plea deal ahead of
his federal sex trafficking trial, confirming his decision during a
court hearing yesterday. It could have reduced his sentence, but
he now faces life behind bars if convicted. Oh Combs

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is pleaded not guilty to charges including sex trafficking, racketeering,
transporting individuals for prostitution purposes. Prosecutors alleged that Combs operated
his business empire, including bad Boy Records, as a criminal
mprise to facilitate abuse, coercing women into drug fueled freak
off sex parties as they were called. I mean, and

(52:45):
who keeps gallons of baby oil around? He's got it
by the palette in his pad. Yeah, there's no baby around.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I don't want to know. I don't know. We've heard
rumors and we really don't want to know.

Speaker 7 (52:57):
Now trial is coming up fast, you guys. About one
week to go and it's going to begin. It's going
to be like drama when Johnny Depp and Amber heard
did it? When OJ did it? We're going to be
watching this May twelfth, the jury begins on Diddy oh Man.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
A new report reveals that Subway closed hundreds of locations
last year, the first time in twenty years that the
chain had fewer than twenty thousand locations. Wow. According to
the documents, Subway closed six hundred locations last year, finishing
the year with nineteen thousand, five hundred and two restaurants.

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The company has now shed seven thousand, six hundred restaurants
since twenty fifteen, when it peaked at twenty seven thy
one hundred restaurants in America. That means the franchise has
closed twenty eight percent of the Chang's locations in less
than a decade.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Everybody's struggling these restaurants, and you know, there's there's a
whole lot of other places that are competition that make sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yeah. Yeah, I always like to go to Pod.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
I'm just Jersey Mike. Yes, Subway, I love going there.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Too, I do. I love my Subway. I'm surprised to
hear that. Yeah. The seven thousand, six hundred locations Subway
is closed as equal to the number of Taco Bell
restaurants that there are in the US. Still, Subway remains
the largest US restaurant chain by unit count. In fact,
it still operates two thousand, six hundred more locations than

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their next biggest competitor, Starbucks, which finished twenty twenty four
with just under seventeen thousand coffee shops. Wow, man, these
have been around for a long time, he said, Well,
I'm not really all that surprime now. This one made
me smile. The author of a bill that would ban
non human behavior such as furries in Texas, they were

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gonna go, We're gonna ban for it. Just let us
find out how many they are.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
And the litterboxes.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
No litter box, right, They couldn't come up with one
single example of it actually happening. When pressed during a
committee meetings, made up problem. It's like panicking over a
fire that isn't burning anywhere. Back on March thirteenth, Representative
Stan Gertis, a Republican from Smithville, announced he had filed

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the Forbidden Unlawful Representation of Role Playing in Education Act.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
The Furry Act.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yes if you are are, never mind throw up. In
a press conference announcing the bill, he said he had
heard them fury related incidents at Smithville ISD schools well.
During a committee meeting, Gerdi said he called the superintendent
and that the conversation was extremely concerning. Well, it would
have been concerning if there had actually been furries in

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the school, but not one example could be found. During
March thirty first, the school board meeting, the district provided
a release debunking those claims, saying there's absolutely no record
of that happening anywhere in the school system at any time.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
The only furry is the school mascot.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Yes, now, you know, if you'd have been in school,
you would have loved to had furries in your school.
Ain't gonna make fun of them. Hey, what are you
a dog today or something at all? Brian Adams tickets
coming up Dallas? What was Classic Roco lone Star ninety

(56:36):
two five? Bob Seeger is having a birthday tomorrow. We
have an interview with Bob Seeger will play and of course, yes,
I swear to God, I'll start the show with that
stupid ass bowel move that you'll always want to hear
when it's Bob Seeger's birthday. So if you want to
hear it, you tune in at six ten tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Do it because we love you, Bob.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I know you even read a magazine for nineteen sixty two.
You know, because people say I remember that, hey, Bo.
Because if you're fans of Bob Sing, you know when
his birthday is He's eighty years old tomorrow and still rocking,
So we'll go with throwing this in his face. Blessed
by the way, who are Brian Adams ticket? All right,

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y'all are gonna love this. You're ready?

Speaker 7 (57:22):
Jackson thatsh Frisco, Texas first time winner. Yeah, been listening
to Bow since he was a little fart.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
He's gonna need therapy. Twenty four year old fan of
the show, twenty four years old.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Wake the neighbors. Tell your friends Jackson.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
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word from one of our Sinko di Mayul sponsors for
your next vacation experience Mexico.

Speaker 8 (57:51):
The way our people experience your country are geriot.

Speaker 13 (57:56):
Almost kids, keep paddling, snake.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
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Speaker 4 (58:03):
I mean, listen, I don't understand anyway.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
We're here for the free medical care.

Speaker 7 (58:07):
Oh and the doctors will need to speak English because
we're too lazy to learn Spanish.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Yeah, I'm pregnant again with twins.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
And if they're born here they're automatically Mexican.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Citizens, then we can all become citizens.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
They speak English and Mexican schools right there.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Well, they better this summer.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Make Mexico your very own kids.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Once I get my forged Mexican driver's license, we can
buy a crappy Mexican car, can stop.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
An American flag bumpers to con it.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Your darn too.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
We don't want to lose our identity.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
We cannot make you leave.

Speaker 8 (58:51):
O.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Stop shaking your head. You don't I know that for years?
So a happy single to myel I'm thinking now, I'm
just thinking out loud. I'm thinking Enchiladas from il Phoenix.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Didn't you say today Chilada Day?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Yes it is not only is it single Tomo, It's
national in Enchilada Day. So I don't know. I may
have to go and have some of that push down
the throat.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
What time do they open open?

Speaker 2 (59:24):
I think they opened eleven? Have to mess it.

Speaker 6 (59:28):
What's the closest one here, the one on the Northwest
belt Line, But I don't think it's there anymore.

Speaker 7 (59:36):
Beltline and Josie that is now a Mexican buffet, but
not a puncher Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
It's it's weird.

Speaker 6 (59:44):
It used to be in el Phoenix at Montford and
belt Line in Addison.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
I don't think it's there any No. Well, I'll google it,
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
I'll tell you what. I'll take a nap first, and
then we'll figure out what we're gonna do for the
damn jel.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Alrighty, you got it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Well, we had such a great time yesterday with our
friends from Texas Motor Speedway. Big thank you to Mark
Faber and the entire team at TMS, and a big
thank you to the folks from Andy's Frozen Custard.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
They stopped buying some goodies for us.

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
They of course sponsored the Andy's Frozen Custard three hundred
on Saturday and are proud to team up with us
as well. Now, if you're a business owner who wants
to join forces with us, just email us. You can
email Bo at lone Star ninety two five dot com
or me Anna at lone Star ninety two five dot
com and we'd love to hear from you and help
you build your brand. And a big thank you again

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to Andy's Frozen Custard.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Board here, don't tell somebody to hit you. You gotta
do it by James Brown.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Hit that out there, okay there both.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Toy box Tuesday tomorrow, Yes, do I have some goodies
planned for you and we have some goodie time wasters
as well to that we do.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
This is up on the Boat and Them show page
at lone Star ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
So much for what Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas.

Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
Sammy Hagar is going to stream the eighth show of
his nine night residency, The Best of All Worlds Tours Stays.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
In Vegas on Friday May sixteenth from the Dolby Live
at Park MGM.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
So if you want to see the show, if you
want to stream it, It's gonna happen Friday May sixteenth,
and we have all the ticket information up on our
page for you to stream that live. While Sammy was
rocking in Vegas this weekend, his nemesis if you will,
David Lee Roth Well. He performed his first full show
in five years Saturday night at the M three Rock
Festival in Columbia, Maryland, and if fans were hoping for

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his solo hits, there were none to be found. It
was a straight up celebration of classic van Halen, the
David Lee roth era. We have the entire M three
performance up along with the set list if you want
to check it out.

Speaker 10 (01:01:57):
You didn't even do just to jig Aloon where I Go, Nope, Everything,
Van Halen, wil Dangium, Cheap Treck have a new album
in the works, Bow tentatively titled All Washed Up.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
In an interview with John Johnson of Tampa Bay Music News,
singer Robin Zander talked about the new album and according
to him.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
It sounds like us, It's cheap trick, It's got some good,
bad and ugly on it, just like our other records.
And speaking of their other records, Robin has often shared
how he had to fight the record label back in
the late seventies to get one of their biggest hits, Surrender,
on an album.

Speaker 15 (01:02:34):
We thought that after two albums, radio should be playing
more of our music. We were really kind of pissed
off about it, and Surrender was one of our favorite
songs that we had had around since our first album,
that nobody at the record company thought was deserving to
be on either one of our first two records. It
was a joke, and finally we just kind of put
our foot down and said, look, this song is going

(01:02:54):
to be on the record, and it was, and it
was a radio hit for two summers and it stills
play to this day. It holds up after all this time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Listen. First time I heard it, I knew it was
going to be a hit. I was a music director
in New Orleans.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
And they wouldn't put it on the first album of
the second album, but they insisted it be on the
third album, Cheap Trick of Course in town back in
early March, for at that show at Texas Trust Ceuth Theater,
we had a lot of rascals that we sent to
that show. Neil Young has announced that a new album,
Talking to the Trees is on the way. It'll be
out June thirteenth, and with the announcement came the release
of the second track off this album, a song called

(01:03:31):
Let's Roll Again. And the song uses Woody Guthrie's melody
from This Land is Your Really Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
So it's very familiar. But he takes some potshots at
elon Musk if you will.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
Finally, so many people dream of catching a foul ball
or a home run at a baseball game. Well over
the weekend at a Yankee game, a dad made an
absolutely unbelievable eyes covered catch with his.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Daughter on his shoulders.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Oh and we have the video up and you can
check it out on the bow and the show page
at lone star ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Man, if you closed out a single Demio show, you'd
do it with so sacrificing absolute Yeah, boy, Greg Rawley's
argon in there, it's just like, damn, it just adds
so much good. Did you say Oregon? Oregon? Oregon? But
if I said Oregon, you would have said, oh yeah,

(01:04:57):
I think with.

Speaker 6 (01:04:57):
Your I got out starting to sound like that NHL
announcer from the Stars win and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
No coach has ever done that before, No one's ever
gotten nine and oh, oh my god, the Stars please boy.
Wednesday night is Game one against Winnipeg. Oh jeez, oh no,
they're gonna give us a lot of trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
You know, hopefully we beat them nine and oh yeah, nine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
And all every damn game. Okay, Okay, all right, god,
that was kind of funny, though, Cliff. Okay, tomorrow is
a toy box Tuesday. I got some stuff planned. It's
Bob Seegers eighty years old. Tomorrow. I got to play
a piece of that interview. I got one from Brian

(01:05:51):
Adams that somebody has actually requested. And we'll see whatever
else we can pull out of the Old Toy Box
for You'll Entertain fifty tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Pick your ticket.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
You can get those two wristbands for three day risk
bands for ACL in Austin October or Brian Adams Pat
Benatar tickets for their show at the American Airline Center
November thirteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Yeah, we had a funny interview with Brian Adams because
he was promoting his album of standards, well not really
standards for some of the old soul kind of song
from the seventies. Yeah, naturally we stuck with him and
put our own little spin on it. We heard him
on there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
He was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
He's kind of a funny, bright guy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, I get an interview and a great photographer.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
You know, he's got all those comic table books of
just his photography.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
He's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Oh wow. And I think we said, hey, don't you
know there's a high school named after you here?

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
There is different Brian Adams.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Listen, we'll get some stuff done tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
We're just not sure what just yeah, yeah, I think
we need a nap after our long wal lord.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Yeah s enough yesterday we did. Yeah, we're gonna have
to clear our stummits because we're gonna get some inch
a loadas today baby. Okay, so join us tomorrow and
join us on the after show Decompressionsation on the Facebook
Facebook Live. Oh you'll see are smiling faces. There are
smiling faces that will be a little droopy because it's

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Monday and we need enough. Yes, I hate to keep
bitching about it, but that's kind of what we do here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
While people get their day started, we're wrapping up our.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
So you're just like starting your day now. You're probably
just having your first cup of coffee. We're going, oh,
that's enough of this for one day. So we'll see
on the after show and see on the show Enough
show tomorrow. I keep between the digits. Bye.