Full Show Replay- The Long Jim White Birthday Show! (Ep 1377)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This station presents real American heroes. Ye mane, today we
salute you. Mister calls in sick before a long holiday weekend,
causing sick before long holiday weekend. It's a stretch to
call you a good coworker when you stretch out a
holiday weekend to four days by calling in on Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Mister cousin sick before long holiday week again.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'm not surprised you called. You've been phoning it in
for years.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
And no Memorial Day picnic's gone bad Memorial Day two
thousand and five, In an effort to add heat to
the grill, Gary puts too much lighter fluid on the charcoal.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Hey Gary, he's up. That's enough already, Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
That's what gives it the intense.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
This has been Memorial Day Picnics gone bad.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
I an Memorial Day particon by a mutual fan. I
thought you was Bob Memorial Day Friday night at the
Fouth Park Elementary day of Bak Memorial Head.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
By the way, this is the Joseph H. Nelson Memorial Library.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
What the meritive fact? You're Bernie Memorial talent? You say
you went on a sunset cruise on Memorial Day.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
This weekend is the un official start of summer.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, I mean this is sort of like the beginning
of the sort of summer who.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Slummer's almost to you?

Speaker 7 (01:19):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
We have to get hi bikini ready. There are gonna
be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow. Any when
you get down with that sunblock, you think you can
get pants?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Them over here, bikati waxes for everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Decided to get a bikini wax.

Speaker 8 (01:31):
Yes, it's a weekend hurt.

Speaker 9 (01:45):
If I do a.

Speaker 8 (01:45):
Little cross dressing on the weekends, you know, you'd be
surprised how.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
A nice pair of edible panties can make a guy
feel sex.

Speaker 10 (01:51):
And we've been training for a super secret international beer
drinking competition.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Come on, yeah, just a few weirds.

Speaker 11 (01:57):
Where's the weird?

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Okay, clearly most of it's in your stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Have the malt liquor, If not for yourself and for
the people who love you, are.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Who wants to party?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Whoa hey, throw me a beer?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Would you wait a minute?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Wait? Just the damn minute?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Who do the presses?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Look? What wonder there?

Speaker 11 (02:36):
She you're he's bad?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Here I am in here. Good morning, morthday boy himself.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Tomorrow's your birthday, but we're celebrating all weekend long.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Thank you Anna the way Anna has set everything up there.
Good morning, Good morning, my friend, Hay birthday. We love you.
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
Yeah, actually it's tomorrow, yeah double Dittrich.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well, but we're not going to work on Saturday just
to celebrate your damn birthday on the exact day.

Speaker 11 (03:22):
It is.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Hell now bringing in the weekend with Jim One's birthday.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Heay, all right, thank you all Well, I'm glad. You
know what should do. I was thinking about this sometime
before the show is over. We need to call Randy
at his JOHA in California.

Speaker 12 (03:41):
Yes, I do it.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Hours behind us, yeah, two hours behind.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Okay, he's busy doing the news right now.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Well, I actually texted him and said, we're going to
call about five thirteen or fifteen his time. Oh, because
he's I don't want to call him in the middle
of his new gaps. Don't you know.

Speaker 13 (04:02):
The news?

Speaker 14 (04:03):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
What are they two hours behind us about?

Speaker 10 (04:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Two hours high. Also, you know who turns ninety two
years old today, Joan Collins. You and I have to
tell them the Joan Collins story.

Speaker 10 (04:19):
That.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh yeah, I remember.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
That threesome three.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
No, no, no, it was it was us being a
smart ass and it pissed some people off.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
It was.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
It was actually the second time, right, yeah, the second
time we talked to right, but this time it was
in person.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I'll tell I'll tell you that.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'll tell you all about it.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
I want to know if it was a dynasty days
or after that?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Always way, always after that. Yeah, he's ninety two years old,
and sometimes she looks it and.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
Sometimes well it depends on the speckle.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, if that, if the speckle hasn't hardened yet, then
she looks a little young. All right, let's see what
we're celebrating today, other than Jimmy being on the show.
Lucky Penny Day. Better hold on to them because they're
gonna melt them down or something.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, they're doing away with the penny.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
That's right. National road Trip Day, Hey is Memorial Day weekend.
Guess up and head down the road somewhere anywhere. Oh,
and take some money with the world Turtle Day.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Turtle.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I'm not gonna make any New Orleans turtle soup joke.
It is good though, turtle. Yeah, piled mister Wizards. That
was Tutor the Turtle. You remember, don't Friday, No, you
didn't have all the Popeye's chicken and Chicken Fried's steak
you want. It's so you won't get sunburned.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Skin cancer awareness, all right.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
It is National Cooler Day because if you don't have
a fridge handy, that beer ain't gonna stay cold forever.
And it's also National Title Track Day.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Title.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I was trying to think of an album where the
title song is the best song on the album, but
I can't come up with one. Yeah, no, not right now.
It'll come to me later when the show's over, and
it won't do me any good. And it's also National
wig out Day. If you want to wear a goofy
ass colored wig to work today, do it and see
which one of your coworkers go, huh what you wear?

Speaker 10 (06:20):
That?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, they don't have a wig for you, Jimmy, but
we have plenty of Oh I know, I know, I got.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Put your some brera along, Jimmy. Goal. Yes. The theel
of decorations is Birthday. Yes, yes, so that's what's all
on tap for the show here today and Jimmy celebrating
his birthday. You know whose birthday is on the same

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day as yours, and he's exactly ten years older to
the day. Yeah, Bob Dylan. No, Tommy Chong, Tommy Chong, Yes,
Tommy Chong.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Who you have spoken too many Yes.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Tommy's been here many minutes.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Did you spark up with him, that's the question.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
No, we have yet to do that. Yeah, I never
did that. No, No, why did you?

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well you you can't exactly get out the bong during
the show in the studio.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
You're very professional about Roberts, So figure.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Out we're gonna do sports of all sorts. And well,
welcome Jimmy back to the show, even though it's only temporarily. No,
you're welcome to day anytime you want to. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
He's going to join us at the Blood Drive on
June ninth, and Alan, oh yes, I will be there.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Oh cool deal. Then all right, you're all ready to
do the morning stretch. Oh yeah, yeah, so Jimmy, you're
allowed to do the morning Oh it's gonna be a
hot one. Yeah yeah, but it's gonna be a hot
one in here too.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Cut stop, we're ready.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Or not here it comes o, Dottie, don't you start
with me by God not Lone Star ninety two five.
It's the Bow and Jim Show today, Jack, and we
got a call from Turtle Turtle. I said it was

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National Turtle Day.

Speaker 11 (08:11):
Here go did somebody say National Turtle Day?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Is this turtle?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Turtle?

Speaker 11 (08:19):
Hey man? Happy birthday, Jim, Thank you say early.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Well, we get to it when we can get to it,
don't you know.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
We just want to celebrate all weekend long.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
And we will.

Speaker 11 (08:28):
Yeah, really, and you got a long weekend to do
it too.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
And we'll celebrate Turtle Day too.

Speaker 11 (08:33):
Turtle Turtle, all right, all right, I just wanted to
say hi to everybody, and I love y'all. And uh,
it's good to hear Bow and Jim. And it's good
to hear Bow and then.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Well, for the rest of the day, it's the Bow
and Jim Show.

Speaker 11 (08:49):
All right, cool, all right, I love y'all.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Ah, Let's get into sports of all sorts, brought you
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Speaker 11 (09:00):
Well.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
The Dallas Stars face the Edmonton Oilers to not at
the American Airline Center for Game two of the Western
Conference Final. The Stars have won five of their last
six postseason series against the Oilers, dating back to the
nineteen ninety eight Stanley Cup playoffs, if you'll remember that. Also,
Dallas has thirty all time wins in the playoffs against Edmondon,

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including sixteen home victories, which are the most of any
team in the NHL. Dallas has gone fifteen for forty
three on the power play this postseason for a thirty
five percent success rates, which is actually the second best
mark in the entire National Hockey League.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
And I'm still nervous.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I know, we're always nervous when we get into this
part of the playoffs. And they got the first game
out of the way Beutting. The Stars are the only
team in league history to overcome a multi goal deficit
in the third period of two different playoff games to
win it in regulation. They did that in Game seven
against Colorado on the back of Miko ranton AND's hat trick.

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They did it in Game one against Edmonton on the
back three power play goals in the span of five minutes.
At twenty six seconds and yes, there will be a
party in PNC Plaza before the game at five point
thirty with the banned electric Church. When that's done, the
puck will drop at seven o'clock. The game will be
shown on ESPN if you want to watch it from
your cozy little couch.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
From hockey to women's basketball, the Dallas Wings are not
flying high bo Roberts. The Minnesota Lynx got their second
victory over the Dallas Wings in five days, an eighty
five to eighty one decision that spoiled the homecoming for
first overall draft pick Page Beckers on Wednesday night. Now
Alana Smith and Courtney Williams each added thirteen points for

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the Lynx, who have picked up where they left off
last season in the WNBA Finals, where they lost to
the New York Liberty in a ten series that went
into overtime in the decisive game.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Number five.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Beckers, who grew up cheering for the Lynx and won
a state championship at Target Center with Hopkins High School
before her standout college career Connecticut, had twelve points, tennises,
and three steals in our first three WNBA games. Beckers
is shooting thirteen for thirty five from the floor, including
her debut at home last Friday against the Links.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Dallas Wing's next.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Game tomorrow afternoon at two as the team hits the
road to play the Atlanta Dream.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
You're right, We're going meet Okay.

Speaker 13 (11:21):
Scotti, Scheffler and John Pack enjoyed the same start to
the Charles Schwab Challenge at Colonial, with eagles on their
respective first holes.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Not bad.

Speaker 13 (11:31):
Four days after winning his third major at the PGA Championship,
Scheffler opened his attempt at three consecutive victories with a
two under sixty eight. Yesterday, Pack shot sixty three for
a three shot lead over nine players.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Jordan Speith kicked some ass.

Speaker 13 (11:47):
Scheffler's fellow hometown favorite and former Texas Longhorn shot sixty
nine with birdies on two of his final four holes.
It's underway for the rest of the weekend on the
course made famous by Ben Hogan, the only player to
win Colonial in consecutive years. He wanted in forty six
and forty seven, and he won it again in fifty
two and fifty three.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
That was that was a while ago. That that's a
little My memory is a little fuzzy too.

Speaker 13 (12:15):
Riley's coming off a runner up finished to Scheffler at
the PGA, and Chef Nurse looking for his first win
at the Colognie, Oh get him Scott it Hey.

Speaker 8 (12:24):
After a twenty three year run, today, it's going to
be the final episode of the ESPN sports debate show
Around the Horn.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh that's going away. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:35):
Show had an amazing run of foury, nine hundred and
fifty three episodes. No word yet on what will replace
Around the Horn in that afternoon time slot. And it's
a bit of a bummer that ESPN didn't lift that
show hang around a bit longer to get episode five thousand.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, come on, you could have waited.

Speaker 11 (12:52):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (12:52):
Also on ESPN, I miss High Heat with mad Dog Russo.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
I like mad Dog, except all he did was talk
about the Yankees.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
He sounds like a wrestler.

Speaker 8 (13:07):
Also, Bill Belichick's decision to coach college football and all
the noise created by his girlfriend Jordan Hudson has brought
a bunch of attention to his North Carolina football team.
Thanks for the circus created by Belichick, North Carolina sold out.
It's a lotman a twenty thousand season tickets despite a

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twenty five percent bump in price this season.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
That's crazy, Damn.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Everybody wants to see the side show. Every day. There's
been a Bill Belichick's arm candy story.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Yes it has.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Well, let's talk some Cowboys. Cowboys new receiver George Pickens
joined Cede Lamb and Dack Prescott at practice for the
first time since its trade yesterday. The Cowboys entered the
off season after the end of a three year playoff
run knowing they lacked a proven number two receiver to
help out Ceedee Lamb. Didn't they skip the position all
together in the draft. Going into its tenth season, Prescott

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potentially has the most dangerous second option at receivers since
Amari Cooper was traded three years ago, back when Ceedee
Lamb was considered the number two guy. Now, Pickens left
behind questions in Pittsburgh, where the twenty twenty two second
round pick showed he could be a dynamic playmaker but
struggled to keep his emotions in check, which could potentially

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be a problem for the Cowboys when the season gets going.
We'll just have to wait and see him, won't we.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Hey, The Rangers are headed to Chicago after being swept
by the New York Yankees yesterday, and what was so
sad about yesterday's lost bow in the Bronx is that
Rangers right hander Nathan Valdi was top notch on the mound.
He held the Yankees to five hits, one walk in
six innings and struck out six batters, but a home
run to second baseman Jorbeit Vivas proved costly as Texas

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lost the game one to nothing at Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
The Rangers have.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Dropped five of the past six games, scoring sixteen runs
in that span.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Perhaps they'll have better luck in Chicago now.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Rangers manager Bruce Bochie said the pitching staff is doing
its job, but the offense needs to really step it up.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Tonight, the Rangers face.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Off with the Chicago White Sox, who have the second
worst record right now. So I'm thinking maybe we'll do better,
But Boach, you warned that the three game series will
not be easy.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
First pitch tonight in Chicago will be at six.

Speaker 13 (15:26):
Forty old is a basketball player from North Texas for
the Indonesian League, was arrested for allegedly attempting to smuggle
illegal drugs into the country to Indonesia. Can you imagine
the nasty jails over there for something like that.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Yeah, he never saw Midnight Trail, Midnight Express.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
You know what that reminds me of? The time we
went to Moscow and our listeners smuggled hash into Moscow
because we went to Copenhagen a couple of days before. Yeah,
so they said, come over to the room. We came
over the room. What are y'all doing?

Speaker 5 (16:05):
This was way before Britney grinding.

Speaker 13 (16:10):
My question is is where did they smuggle the hash in?
I don't how did they smuggle the hash?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Since we were a part of a group, they didn't
really frisk us or anything. Do you'll have anything to declare?

Speaker 15 (16:23):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
No, no, no, they're y'all had a good time. He
brought him a hell of a story. I love that one.
Got rested too. Yeah, we did, because they like I
went to go pee and we were in this bar
at the hotel and and I left my wallet in there,
and so I come out and I don't have my wallet,
and I'm raising hell, banging on the doors, and here

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comes to Russian guards. Gone, just let me in. I'm
not trying to start no trouble. I'm just trying to
get my wallet. Well, okay, so they opened it up
and I got it.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Man, you locked down. You could have been in Siberia.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I couldn't. I'd still be in the gulag right with
a big old ball tide chain to his ankle. Yeah,
but I didn't try to smuggle hash in they're like
our listeners did anyway.

Speaker 13 (17:11):
This Southeast Asian country has extremely strict drug laws, very
much like I imagine Russia does. Convicted smugglers in Southeast
Asia are sometimes executed.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
By firing squaw no.

Speaker 13 (17:25):
Thirty four year old Jared Dwayne Shaw from Dallas, Texas
was arrested earlier this month after police raided his apartment
just outside the capitol Jakarta, Indonesia. They seized one hundred
and thirty two pieces of cannabis candy.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Oh my god, that's sin under Indonesia's strict EDDI drug laws.

Speaker 13 (17:42):
This is pretty serious. He faces up the life sentence
or the death penalty. Have found guilty. Shaw has played
for several clubs in the Indonesian Basketball League since about
three years ago, and he signed a contract with Tangering
Hawk last year, and during interrogation, he told the cops
he wanted to share the cannabis candy with fellow basketball players.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Do homework.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
No no now.

Speaker 13 (18:04):
The manager of the team told reporters they regretted would
have been done by Sean and the club had immediately
fired him because he is under breach of ah.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Ha, yeah, you do smuggle drug like that.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Come on now, all right, the freaking full file.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Next on the bone, on that dollar Dallas. What was
Classic rock lone Star ninety two to five. It's the
Bow and jim Show. Jimmy is Hair. Thanks for having
me here today. Well, your family, you know that. Time
now for the freaking full file. And some of you
have already heard this story. I'm sure. A morning TV

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news anchor for a New York station went into labor
in the early morning and she still anchored the morning
show less than two hours later.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, after her water broke, Yes, she'll continued to do
her job.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Olivia Jaqui, a morning anchor for w rg t V
in Albany, anchored the six am news broadcast on Wednesday
after her water broke at four point fifteen am earlier
that morning. We do have some breaking news this morning, literally,
said co anchor Julia Dunn at the start of the broadcast.

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Olivia's water has broken. Jaquith insisted it was still early labor,
with her contractions far apart, and went on to anchor
the entire broadcast. Before going to the hospital, a counter
in the corner of the screen explained it was two
days past her due date. Now, the anchor had announced
in February that she and her husband were expecting their

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first child. She just didn't know that the kid would
start to squirt out as she was getting ready to
do the morning show. News director Stone Grissholm praised Duquith
in a statement issued after the broadcast. Now that's somebody
who's really dedicated in the news.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Back to you, all right, let's travel to Florida.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Florida tikiboat crew turned into unexpected heroes during a karaoke
cruise this past Saturday. Video shows the dramatic rescue after
a bleeding man ended up in the water in front
of Tet's Tiki bar in Punta Gorda.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
GZZ.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I wonder if they're showing a lot of Tet's at
that tick bar. Cole Kelly, who operates tiki boats as
charter manager for Punta Gorda Inventures, was running one of
his normal cruises when he spotted the man flapping his
arms struggling to stay afloat in the water. Police said
the man had been drinking heavily imagine that when he
jumped over a railing into the water to impress his friends,

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and he smashed into the rocks on the shoreline on
the way down. While with the help of passengers on board,
Kelly threw a floating life ring towards the injured man
and he pulled him to safety. After the tiki boat
transported the man back to shore, paramedics were waiting and
he was taken to the hospital. The man was bruised
and blooding, but for the most part he was okay.

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As for the ta Pek Cruz, the party kept going
and the passenger kept singing karaoke until the sun started
going down, Like nothing happened.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
No, nothing happened, No, what was that all about?

Speaker 13 (21:12):
All Right, here's a story that has nothing to do
with freaks or fools, but it's still kind of fascinating
and I wanted to share it. Two hikers on a
trail and the Czech Republic were following a trail when
they happened to notice an aluminum box sticking out from
under a pile of rocks, and they opened it up
and they discovered hundreds.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Of gold coins inside. It sounds like a video game.

Speaker 13 (21:32):
Doesn't it In addition to ten bracelets, sixteen cigar cases,
a powder compact, a comb, a chain with a key,
all kinds of random stuff. The hikers decided to take
the box back with them, and then they turned it
over to the Museum of Eastern Bohemia for helping identify
this stuff. Where the treasure came from. The valuables are
currently being a praise and so far the gold coins

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alone are estimated to be three hundred and sixty thousand
American dollars in value. Where the treasure came from, that's
still a mystery. It sparked tons of local rumors and
conspiracy theories. The treasure will continue to be analyzed and
then put on display at the museum. And as for
the hikers, they receive an undisclosed reward for turning it over.

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I hope it's a fat one. Yeah, they better not
just kick him a few bucks in a blockbuster video card.
I bet it won't be near as much as the
three hundred and sixty k in coins that the guy
found in the box.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
But what a story.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Huh Okay, maybe they pocketed some of it.

Speaker 11 (22:32):
Now.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Normally I would do the ender story, which is the
best story of the whole freaking fool file. But both
gave it to me. I gave it to Jimmy. Jimmy's
gonna do this story. And wait till you hear the
name of this woman.

Speaker 8 (22:46):
A forty seven year old woman from western France has
been speaking with a distinctively English accent ever since she
had her tonsils removed fourteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Latitia Latitia that if you look at this spelling, her
name is Lititia.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
Lae t I t i e Latitia, all right, I
would hope. So now anyway, She's a cashier in a
French department store and doesn't speak a word of English
except for a few that she learned when she was
in school. But if you've heard Latitia speak now, you
think she was born and raised in England. The forty

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seven year old woman has been stuck with her English
accent ever since she woke up from tonsil removal surgery.
Her children had gone through the same procedure before, and
they talked in a nasal voice, but it went away
after a few days, so she wasn't too worried in
the beginning, but as the weeks passed, the lititious, weird
accent started sneaking into conversations, and she would start speaking

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English with a British accent, even when she was speaking French. Now,
every time she went to the doctor, he kept telling
her to be patient, everything would eventually go back to normal.
Only it didn't, and Lititia still to this day talks
that way.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
Although she wants her old voice back, some people think
that she's messing with them, especially family members who haven't
spoken to her for a while. Titious gotten used to
her unusual accent and has grown to accept it.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Now, if you if your name was Latitia, you would
probably try to get a job at a million dollars
Salute your baby doll, look stayed number one, Do the
little Tessel Dance?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Hey, coming up next hour your last chance to win
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Speaker 5 (24:43):
But wait, there's more.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
We're also going to hook you up with a four
pack of VIP tickets to Texas Monthly's Tacoffects next Saturday
in Grand Prairie. Want to win, all you have to
do is keep listening, because Bo has a fun way
for you to.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Score those tickets. Around seven to fifty here on Dallas
sport Worths Classic Rock lone Star.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Maybe I'm amazed, Maybe I'm just slightly amused. I don't know.
Lon start ninety two five jams calling in playing that,
playing that Paul McCartney song. It reminds me of the
time where we were in London, remember that. And we
went to Liverpool on the train and then went through

(25:26):
all the Beatles sights and sounds that were there. Yeah,
we went down the Beetle tour in Liverpool, yes, and
then we took a train to Birmingham and watched Paul McCartney.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Yes, that's awesome, yeah, right in the middle.

Speaker 15 (25:41):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
We also went to Apple Records, remember, and walked across
the street like like it was on the Beatles Heavy
Road cover. Yeah. I think I was George because I
was the one barefoot. And we tried to go in
and see if we tour. They said, no, we're not
having any tours. We don't have any tools. Yeah, Wanka and.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Jimmy, aren't you going to be doing an extended vacation
in England this?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, England.

Speaker 8 (26:09):
Yeah, it's you know, I put it off for a
couple of years because things were happening and uh, but yeah,
I finally have a moment where in August I'm going
to go to London for a couple of days, then
visit Paris for a couple of days, and then be
like a local and be in Eastbourne, England for about
two or three weeks, just hanging out.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
You know, when you retire you can do stuff. You
can do all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
The postcard would you?

Speaker 8 (26:38):
Oh yeah, I have a travelogue that I'll put on
Facebook for you.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Back fish and chips there. Okay, y'all talk amongst yourself here.
What are you doing? I'm gonna call Randy. You're going
to call Tom Cruise a live stream this on a
live stream.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Tom Cruise did pay Dallas a visit as promise.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, And he went to the Imax on Web Chapel
and six thirty five to go for the Mission Impossible,
the final Reckoning screening.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
He spoke to all of his fans and then he
went to the Imax at north Park Center as well
and had some barbecue Texas barbecue and deep Ellen.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Come on, Randy, answer the damn phone.

Speaker 12 (27:19):
Yeah, hey man, Randy, what's up?

Speaker 10 (27:25):
What?

Speaker 15 (27:27):
Well, we're not on the air.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Are we Yes, we're on the We're on the air.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Nice.

Speaker 11 (27:30):
Oh okay, hey, I got to do a break real.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Qua okay, can we listen? Can we listen?

Speaker 15 (27:38):
Can't you guys?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Don't put us on hold. We want to hear it.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, we want to know what's going on in the
central California valley.

Speaker 15 (27:46):
Well it's actually a national story.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Oh okay, did you hear that? Yeah, yeah, we hear. Fine,
we're about to hear Randy at work at his news station.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
And I wonder what national stories.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Come on? Randy?

Speaker 11 (28:08):
Do it?

Speaker 15 (28:08):
Hey, m I by fourteen, I'm Randy games Lowditch hits
the big screen.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Hard hitting news. He must be playing an audio clip.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Oh that's what that's what he's doing. He's playing an
audio clip.

Speaker 15 (28:32):
Hey you guys there, Yeah, we're here. Yeah, go ahead, okay,
hold on.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Hold again.

Speaker 11 (28:38):
It's dump that has a puppy by a fiercely independent girl.

Speaker 9 (28:42):
Newly.

Speaker 15 (28:43):
I thought I hung up on you guys. Hang on
okay ten seconds.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
You ain't getting off the second.

Speaker 11 (28:51):
Meaning of friendship, loyalty and oh hana, the Hawaiian word
for family.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
I'm sorry we didn't cover lelo and stitch.

Speaker 15 (29:03):
Until then.

Speaker 12 (29:03):
Back to the Friday edition of the KMG Report with
your agriport, Wait's.

Speaker 14 (29:11):
Official life and local eggs.

Speaker 11 (29:13):
Okay, guys, sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Wait y'all have an agg report. Well, yeah, man, we
got to find out the market for barrows and gilts.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
That area, isn't it known as like the bread basket
of America?

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Randy?

Speaker 15 (29:28):
Oh yeah, agriculture is really rich here in the Central Valley.
In fact, a lot of the stuff that we grow here,
you guys eat over there.

Speaker 8 (29:35):
Sorry, being futures are up by miss you so much.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeahs you.

Speaker 15 (29:44):
Happy birthday, Jimmy.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Thank you, Randy. I miss you too. Man.

Speaker 15 (29:47):
Man, it's so good to hear you guys once again.
And I know we stay in touch via text and
Facebook and all that stuff. Man, it's so great to
hear you guys.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Well, you know we're waiting for you to pay us
a visit back down here in Texas or vicey versy.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Hey, why don't you meet us in Vegas for the
Who's Final Farewell concert?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh yeah, like they're gonna send us there. Huh.

Speaker 15 (30:12):
That's a good idea, isn't it.

Speaker 11 (30:15):
Yeah, trip, we.

Speaker 15 (30:17):
Can pay for it ourselves. Can we we can come.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
On, yeah, we can.

Speaker 11 (30:24):
I see you guys.

Speaker 15 (30:25):
Got David Lee Roth coming soon.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Huh yeah, August twenty ninth. Mister, you want to come.

Speaker 11 (30:31):
You can't wait for that.

Speaker 15 (30:32):
He's coming to our Mid State Fair in July. I
think it's coming here.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
First state there, the mid State Fair.

Speaker 15 (30:42):
I mean, listen, the state fair here in California. It's
really not that big of a deal like it is
in Texas. Yeah, but we have a state fair, and
we also have a mid State Fair, which is out
on the coast and in pasts of robles.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
California, why don't it called a mid state Fair because
it's in the middle of the state. It's in the
middle of the sh my dumb ass.

Speaker 15 (31:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (31:06):
So you just caught me on the last on my
first dudes.

Speaker 15 (31:09):
Update of the agg report, and then I got another
one in about thirty minutes, by forty and then our
morning show starts at six o'clock and that goes from
six to nine.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Cool. Okay, Well, while you're here, uh, Jim and I
were reminiscing. Uh, Joan Collins is ninety two today, so
let's let's tell him the Joan Collins story. Because I
don't think he's heard it. For some reason, I thought
maybe he was there, but maybe not.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
I was, oh yeah, okay, yeah, okay, well that brain
cells still worked.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Okay, well then let's let's tell them because they haven't heard.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
No.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
No, we went we went over to.

Speaker 15 (31:47):
You're talking about the one with Peercy Percy Percy, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Percy the pussy, that's what Percy was apparently her husband. Yes,
And so we Jimmy and I went to her hotel
because we were gonna do an interview, and he said,
you know that's Joan Collins. I put a big cucumber
down the front of my hand, Yes he did. I did,
and walked in there, Hey Joan, how you doing? And

(32:12):
Percy threw a fit. He went, you's disrespectful, get out
of here, and Jimmy and I are going, yeah, it
is funny though.

Speaker 15 (32:25):
That was a hotel, Yes it was.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
And I think I was the one that said, you
know you're a milf? Yes, yes, yeh, and Percy went off,
oh yeah, what what She didn't know?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
She in fact, she thought there was a nice compliment.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
She didn't know what a milf was.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, Percy knew, Oh yeah, Percy protects his woman, I'll
tell you that right. I think he was just the caretaker.
I think he goes out and gets hair colored for it.
And oh, Randy, we missed man. I wish you'd come

(33:06):
down here sometime.

Speaker 15 (33:08):
I wish that would too. Hey, listen all the raf fuels.
I love you guys, I miss you guys. I see
you guys all the time on Facebook.

Speaker 11 (33:15):
And it's so cool to set that.

Speaker 15 (33:17):
Yeah, I think Shelley once in a while puts up
some archival first break videos and uh, it's always fun
to revisit that, man, it's always it's always good to
look back on my time in Dallas. Man, much fun.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
We enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Your family too. So anytime you're here, you can come
into the studio and work.

Speaker 15 (33:36):
Well, you're you guys can work.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah, we're gonna put you as to work. And no
free ride around here.

Speaker 11 (33:43):
Man.

Speaker 13 (33:44):
Oh yeah, your old studio next door has been named
the Randy Room.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Yes it is, and we get Randy in there.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Just love you, Randy.

Speaker 15 (33:55):
Well you guys too, and appreciate you making me part
of your Friday show.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
You got it, man, Randy James, go back to work now.
Damn it all here, Randy Randy James there. We should
have gave him him a call, and I said, we
got to do this.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
I can't believe his news story was about Leeland.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
And then he takes time for the agriculture is born.
I'll guarantee you he doesn't have near as much fun
as he did when he was here.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
I know he does.

Speaker 13 (34:28):
He says he misses laughing every day at work, and
he doesn't get much of a chance.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
To laugh at a job that every time he sends
me a picture of his granddaughter Reray.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
I know why he made the decisions.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
He was a part of the three Schmucks.

Speaker 8 (34:43):
A minute, we couldn't say stooges, so he said the
three schmucks.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I what are you digging out?

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Bo from the toy box?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Little promotional thing that we did. Jimmy who was mor
Randy was Jimmy was Larry and I was Curly photo
shot me without no horror. Well, I'm glad collar sticking

(35:22):
around for this. More coming up Dallas. What was classic
rock Star? Well, I'm laughing because you know, we just
talked to Randy live on the air and he said,
sent me a text and said thank you very much.
That was fun. Earlier, I told my host to keep

(35:42):
out of our traffic guy out of the studio because
he's notorious for barging in when I'm doing the report.
So he made this sign and it says do not
enter live on air in Dallas. That was on the
window of his studio.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
He's covering the Tom Cruise story. Nod.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Oh, course of course he is. So you know what, well,
I think we're going to play one from our private stash. Really,
but now you know, on the weekend there's a lot
going on, especially if it's a long weekend. So let's
find out what's going on. It's time for Hey what what?

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Happy? I'm so glad you asked.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
It is the start of Memorial Day weekend and there's
a lot going on, none more important than the Carry
the Load Memorial March, which aims to restore the true
meaning of Memorial Day by honoring the fallen those who
made the ultimate sacrifice for our country. Now, the march
is going to get underway Sunday at Reverershon Park around
three in the afternoon. It'll continue on through Monday Memorial

(36:49):
Day tomorrow morning at Trinity Park and Fort Worth. It's
the Memorial Day. Freedom run their tagline we run free
because of the Brave and on Monday Memorial Day.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
At Flagpole Hill.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
And this is an awesome event, the Dallas Symphony Orchestra's
annual Memorial Day concert featuring patriotic favorites and fireworks. In
the event of rain, the show will move to the
Morton Meyers Center.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
That's great, Yeah, it is. It's a wonderful event, Tommy.
Now let's talk sports.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Both Oh good, Stars fans, put on your victory green.
The Stars face off with Edmonton tonight at the American
Airline Center for Game two of Round three of the
NHL Playoffs.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Puck will drop at seven pm.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
The series will then switch to Edmonton for Game three
on Sunday. There will be a watch party at the
American Airline Center. Puck will drop Sunday at two pm.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
I was worried in Game one, but what happened. The
Stars came back in.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Kick that ass that they did in Fort Worth.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
This weekend, the Charles Schwab Challenge is underway at the
Colonial Country Club. Runs through Sunday, featuring North Texas golfers
Scottie Scheffler and Jordan Speif. Monday Memorial day, the Rangers
are going to be at Globelife. Feel to see the
Arrangers take on the Toronto Blue Jays. You're gonna want
to get their early first pitch at three oh five
Live Music this weekend. So much going on now. Tonight

(38:08):
at chalk Taw Casino and Resort in Oklahoma, it's the
Black Keys. And on Sunday at Dosake's Pavilion, it's BFD.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Featuring Marilyn Manson.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
We have tickets for that show coming up at the
AT and T Performing Arts Center tomorrow night. It's Blues
in the Bottom, a Tenth Street homage to T bone Walker.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
You know what I had, Blues in the bottom behind
my daddy, whoop my yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
I think that was red in the bottom, red and
it turned blue.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Hey, if you love the music of Neil Diamond, you
may want to head out to Arlington Music Hall tonight
to see the Neil Diamond Experience.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Or you can go to the.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Eisman Center in Richardson on Sunday afternoon for American Diamond,
the Neil Diamond Tribute.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Wow, there's a lot of Neil Diamond.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
On Sunday night at the Kessler Theater in Dallas, it's
an homage Nation A Tribute to the Grateful Dead featuring
all sorts of Texas musicians.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Lava Can, Teena and the Colony.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
On Saturday Night It's built as the Greatest Rock show
on Earth.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Bombshell the Tribute Show featuring the.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Music of kiss Ac, DC Van Halen, def Leppard, and
Warm Saturday Night at the Barley House in Dallas. Mike
Reiner's band Petty Theft Tom Petty Tribute And at Billy
Bob's tonight Creed Fisher you know who he is?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Oh a lot of the Burritos show.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
That's right Hey Comedy this weekend.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Gary Owen at the Addison Improv Bobcat Goldwaight is at
Hyenas a Dallas.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
None of them could come in early to be on
the show, but maybe next now.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Bob Cat Goldwack is at Hyenas tonight and tomorrow night.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
He'll be in Fort Worth.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Kevin Elan of SNL Fame is at Mike Drop Comedy
in Plano. Other fun events going on this weekend in
Fort Worth, the Summer Up Stockyard style event is underway
with live music through Sunday.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Will Rogers Auditorium.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Zestfest, the nation's Premiere Spicy Food Festival. It's going on
through Sunday, and bo I know you are a huge
DC comic span right, I am right? Opening today at
the Gaylord, Texan Resort, the first ever DC themed Universe
of Light Experience. Step into the immersive world of iconic

(40:13):
DC superheroes.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
You better have Greenland in there. I'm gonna pitch a bitch.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
It's gonna be running through September three, So if they
don't have them this weekend, you can bitch until they
have it. I will too by tomorrow at Plano's Legacy
Hall the sixth Daniel Boots and Barbecue Fesh. You may
want to head out to that bow. Also in Fort
Worth this weekend. At TCU the Van Clyburne International Piano Competition,

(40:39):
the quarterfinals are this weekend and if you love the theater,
you won't want to miss the legendary Patty LuPone of
Life and Notes at the Windspear Opera House. And that,
my friends, is just some what is going on this weekend.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Let's play the private stash, will you say?

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Crank it up? Bitch?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Just how I like my women? Sweet and Stick Dallas
Forest Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two five. Okay, Jimmy's
here by the way, Yeah, thank you. I'm going to
play an old bit that we did at Q one
O two ago. You'll remember it at least, I hope so,
because our brain cells get weaker every single day.

Speaker 11 (41:28):
Here.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
But we have a prize pack for the BFD featuring
Marilyn Manson, you know. And we'll also hook you up
with a four pack of VIP tickets to the Texas
Monthly Tackho Fest in Grand Pra that is a week
from tomorrow, so it being Memorial Day, We're going to
play fraction Flickers, okay, And naturally we got to do

(41:53):
a war movie. Yeah, because you know, Jimmy and are
big war movie fans. And I know Jimmy will know
this right off the bat. You always say that, oh
U will l I probably will do that.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Can you tell us around what decade it was in?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
In the early seventies, early early seventies? All right?

Speaker 11 (42:13):
All right?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Okay two one four or eight one seven seven eight
seven one nine five. If I have to play it again,
I'll play it again. Okay, all right, tell me this
seventies war movie?

Speaker 11 (42:26):
Hell are you doing it?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Looking after the colonel.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
That's what seven.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Let's get that.

Speaker 8 (42:31):
I want you to set up.

Speaker 9 (42:32):
A barrage for you if you wish, but one word
to these guys.

Speaker 14 (42:36):
I'm gonna have you bounced from this outfite so fast.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
If he will even touch.

Speaker 9 (42:39):
The crowd, what is it?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
I want the intelligence report for this whole sector, and
I need him the next two hours.

Speaker 9 (42:45):
I got three Shermans outside.

Speaker 16 (42:48):
A Sherman can give you a very nice edge.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
I need at least one hundred guys.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
What do I find? One hundred men just.

Speaker 15 (42:59):
Like that comeout us hot up?

Speaker 11 (43:01):
But my hair is still it covered.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
These guys by friends. You see, we're just a private
enterprise operation.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Okay, Jimmy, I knew you knew that. Oh yeah, I
knew you knew.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
It was like, he's so easy for Jimmy.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, that's it, that's it, got it, that's it. I
guess wrong, what did you right?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Now?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
What you guess? Oh yeah, don't tell us, don't tell
that's what I guessed. Oh no, no, no, yeah, no,
that's not it.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
It's close.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
No, it's not, it's not it's not even close. Two
and four or eight one seven seven, eight seven. Let's
see if anybody knows this Bowing Them Show? Can you
tell me what war movie from the seventies that is?

Speaker 8 (43:55):
Tell me if the Dirty Does No, it's not a
Dirty Does Yes, that is very close.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Kellys was in this one though, and he was in
the Dirty Dozen, but it's not that's not the Dirty Dozen.

Speaker 11 (44:08):
Man.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
This was a good movie.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, it was Bon Them Show? Do you
know what? I guess? Not bon Them Show? Can you
tell me what war movie that was?

Speaker 8 (44:19):
That's Kelly's hero, Kelly's hero.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Kelly's heroes. Positive waves man positive, We'll see you see.
I took out the part about the gold because if
that would have made it too easy.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Said Don Rickles.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
This yeah a soldier. Very good, that's great. Okay, who
is this?

Speaker 11 (44:39):
Joshua the prophet?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Joshua was the prophet? Well, hallelujah, done the glory. I
have a warp? Can you heal it from it?

Speaker 15 (44:50):
I was gonna win something.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
He had the help of the Lord on his side. Okay,
josh hold on just a minute, we'll hook you up. Okay.
Kelly Cheryl's got that great tank scene. Yeah. Donald Sutherland, yeah,
oh yeah, I'm ok. He was he was what was
his name? Uh Hodball Hotball that was the name. See
I knew.

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You boys all swallowed your hot dogs now.

Speaker 8 (45:43):
Thanks to Doghouse. Oh you got hot dogs. I got
the breakfast burrito.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Oh oh yeah, it's delicious though.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Did I not ask for your order?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yes you did?

Speaker 5 (45:52):
I did, and he ordered a burrito and Bo ordered.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
The hot dog. Damn right, Well, I've got me a
chili dog, all messy and stuff all over.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Thank you so much to dog House. As we head
into the Memorial Day again, love Doghouse.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
That was so good. Oh, by the way, Jimmy, somebody
wants to say hi. To you, Jimmy, Happy birthday, my brother.

Speaker 15 (46:12):
How are you, my man?

Speaker 8 (46:14):
I'm doing excellent. Thank you, Matt. I appreciate your wishes.

Speaker 11 (46:18):
You sure are doing excellent. You're getting to finally spend
all of that radio.

Speaker 13 (46:22):
F you money you've made after a half a century
by going to Europe.

Speaker 11 (46:27):
Look at my brother Jimmy going to Europe.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
He's going to start another war over there.

Speaker 8 (46:32):
Well, just don't get your councils taken out of you
come back sounding.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Like Hitler, or you'll have a French accent, like like.

Speaker 11 (46:43):
Like, happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Jimmy just wanted to say, hey, my brother, I appreciate it,
Thank you man. Atlanta guys, yeah, Matt Cat want to
say hi to you that, don't you know.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
And thanks to everybody else who's called in here this morning,
Thank you very much. Been on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Actually, Jimmy's birthday is tomorrow, right, and it's the same
birthday as Tommy Chong, who's been afraid of these shows
for years. It's also Bob Dylan's birthday, So I'll bring
this one out of the old toy box here for you.
This is Bob Dylan and Keith Richards having a conversation Okay,

(47:16):
here you go. I tell you what damn I mean?

Speaker 8 (47:20):
Old you get up?

Speaker 17 (47:28):
Well?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Then no more? Oh god.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Bob Dylan, of course, is going to be part of
the Outlaw Music Festival coming up July fifth with Willie Nelson.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
I believe we're gonna have tickets to give away that
we will.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Can you give me a couple of tickets my birthday?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah? You want to go.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Playing? Will you go with me? Will you go with me?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I'll go? Yeah, awesome, we'll see all there. Okay, I
told you we're gonna play a bit from you and
me back in the Q one O two days. Oh yeah,
I have no idea what he's gonna I'm not even
gonna intro it. Okay, I'm just gonna play it and
see if you remember it. Huh. All right, okay, here

(48:17):
you go.

Speaker 17 (48:17):
Usually this is it's not as disgusting as like diala
Slutter those other ones that we call. But but you
still gotta be ready. Let's see what's on DIALA stud today.
Ladies and gentlemen, keep your finger on the keep my
finger on the bie.

Speaker 14 (48:30):
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the private number. LA you hear a story of love
and romance.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
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Speaker 13 (48:41):
If you like your romance a little bit more risky, get.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Them lip lips. There's two a story of erotic adventure.
Dialah huk and push three.

Speaker 14 (48:53):
And if you're a woman with a fetish, you want
to hear from Kinky Corner.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Your selection now.

Speaker 17 (49:01):
If you don't have a touchdowng phone, don't worry, we'll
like the selection for you.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
I think corner. Let's see what's on Kinky Corner here.

Speaker 16 (49:11):
The smile on my face is radiant. As I fill
the whole cart full of yogurts, everyone in the supermarket
must be thinking, I'm out.

Speaker 9 (49:18):
Of my mind.

Speaker 16 (49:19):
Rushing home. I wait impatiently for your entrance. The very
first second you open the door, I run to you,
taking you into my arms. I rush into the bedroom
and place you on top of the bed. Slowly, I
strip off your clothing, opening the buttons on your blowmazing
lovingly at your body. I reach under the covers, pulling
them up to a reveal a dozen containers of yogurt.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Just lad excitedly at the sight.

Speaker 16 (49:44):
Picking up the cup of banana, I opened it softly,
spreading it all over your.

Speaker 18 (49:48):
Nipple, Okay, just in the nickel time, Dallas.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
That's from the eighties.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
By god, that is from a long, long time ago.
You guys sound so young and mischievous. Yes we do,
because we were.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Yogurt was so dirty I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
I'll start eating it now. Jimmy's hair bar on the
Jimmy's Birthday Show coming up from the going Gym shows
dollar what Worth, classy Crocket lone star ninety two. But
I'm suppressing a burp from.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
What does that saying?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Bo It says we love Wieners doghouse?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Did you do?

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I guess you talked about the wienermobile race? Oh yeah,
five hundred I'm sorry, the Weeni five hundred six six
of them all racing. How exciting will that be?

Speaker 2 (50:53):
How fast will they go? What is the highest speed
that wienermobile?

Speaker 8 (50:58):
They have to go on the freeway, so you know,
at least sixty I guess I'd like to see the
demolition derby of that. A bunch of Wieners jumping into each.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Other, a lot of docking there. Leave it to the
star Trek guy to say.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
Yeah, exactly, that's awesome. We're having the terrible shoul Captain
Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise was in town yesterday. He posted
a video on social media last week announcing his trip
to Dallas to promote the premiere of Mission Impossible, the
Final Reckoning. He said he would make a stop in

(51:36):
San Antonio first. Then he came here and he had
some barbecue over at Pecan Lodge and Deep Elam before
heading to the theater. See he went to Cinemark in
Dallas on Webb's Chapel and he also, I think went
to AMC North Park. The thing I want to know
is did he buy any popcorn?

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Yeah, because of the video we have up, there's this
video how he eats popcorn really weird.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
They call it a middle aged man popcorn Gates throws
it into his mouth.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Really yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Instead of just putting it in his mouth with his hand,
he throws it into his mouth.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
Okay, you know, every now and then you throw up
a kernel, you know, catch it in the air.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
But if if you get one stuck and you know
you don't want to eat that one. So let's hear
from Tom himself.

Speaker 10 (52:27):
Hi, it's Tom Cruise, hungry for a tasty snack. Then
you need Mission Impoppable popcorn, the only popcorn that I eat.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (52:34):
I love munching on this popcorn while I drive a
motorcycle over a ravine while a helicopter with a rope
dangling from it flies overhead. Then I grab that rope
and it carries me over a moving truck, and then
I jump off the motorcycle onto the truck, all while
I'm munching on popcorn.

Speaker 8 (52:49):
Okay, Well what if I just want to sit need
popcorn without doing all that other.

Speaker 10 (52:52):
Stuff, Well, then you're a coward, do you hear me? Yikes,
new mission, impoppable popcorn from me, Tom Cruise in stores.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Now, impoppable popcorn.

Speaker 8 (53:03):
It sounds like a Jim Adler commercial.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Popcorn in front of me.

Speaker 11 (53:13):
Dean with k.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
By way in case anybody cares. The American Music Awards
will air on Monday night.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Okay. If I gave less of a rets ass, I
would probably be unconscious. But you know that's really not
our audience. Rod Stewart will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award
and Janet Jackson will be honored with the Icon Award
at the American Music Awards, Kendrick Lamarley's the nominations with
ten nods including Artists of the Year, Album of the Year,

(53:45):
Song of the Year. Homeboy Post Malone has eight nominations,
and the Big Night will be hosted by Jennifer Lopez, Yes,
the Lady with No Ego, who will be performing the
AMA's Off Monday Night, seven o'clock on CBS and Paramount
On a Monday night. It's a throwaway day. Yeah, it's

(54:07):
a throwaway day, especially on a holiday. Yeah, yeah, you know,
But I don't know. I just as soon eat more
hot dogs. You're gonna watch monster movies on Monday, aren't
Damn right? I'm gonna watch movies.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Okay, sure, flying by the seat of your pants can
be fine, but just how filthy is that seat on
that airplane?

Speaker 3 (54:29):
One of those stories.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
As we head.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Into the long Memorial holiday weekend, a lot of people
are gonna be traveling. Airplanes are notoriously unsanitary, from the
carpets to the overhead binds, the windows to the walls,
the trays, germs abound, and now a scientific swab test
has unveiled the eye popping amount of grime that there
is where frequent flyers.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Plants are behind.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Me and there's people that are fixing to fly over
the Memorial Day weekend and you're just ruined it.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah, you may want to get some hand sanitizer. The
research boarded a Southwest Airlines plane, collecting surface samples of
a seat's arm rests, the trade table, window shade, and
plane safety manual as well. After carefully gathering the gunk
lace data, they brought the swaps to a lab for testing,
and the results were disgusting.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
They found E. Coli and other bacteria. E Coli, Yes,
like from fecal matter.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Ooah, who's taking a dump in their seat on an airport?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Influenza viruses, naoro virus, he's mold.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
And even yeast.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
It's enough to make you decide to forego the plane
altogether and hit the road in your car instead.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
At least those are your germs.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Right, But how's Jimmy gonna get to Europe? He can't
drive to Europe. You're gonna have to sit in somebody's
old feet. Get one of those body condoms.

Speaker 13 (55:54):
Yeah, Anna, are you sure you wouldn't rather drive to
San Francisco?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Oh hell no, I'm taking I got said antazer.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
And you are kind of a germa folb. So take
some blisole, you got it? Yeah, be careful.

Speaker 13 (56:06):
Ala, a teacher from Galveston, Texas, is going to be
among the six person crew in Blue Origins next trips
to space. Now that's Jeff from Amazon's gig right, I
think yeah, Jeff Bezos. The mission, named NS thirty two,
is the New Shepherd program's twelfth human and it's thirty
second overall flight.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
The flights date that hasn't.

Speaker 13 (56:26):
Been announced yet, but they're getting ready to launch again,
and Blue Origin release the crew's names and qualifications. They
said a live stream will be available on its website
thirty minutes before takeoff.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Amy Medina Jorge, a high school.

Speaker 13 (56:39):
And middle school teacher at Odyssey Academy in Galveston, Texas,
secured a spot on the rocket. She's going up on
the mission and receiving a sponsored seat from Pharmacias Simon Lares.
This is a pharmaceutical chain in Mexico that is bank
rolling her spot. O.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
WHOA, that's the way to do it. Have somebody else
say it right with a sponsor. Jimmy, you'd like to
go up in space, wouldn't you? I would?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
The Blue Origin you know, you just go you are
waitless for a few seconds and then you come back down.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Well, I'd like to go around the Earth once, at
least once. Let me ask you this. If there's a
mission to Mars, would you go.

Speaker 8 (57:20):
If I was a younger guy, yes, yeah, really, yeah,
yeah I would because.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
You can't just go there and then drive back the
next day. No, I take six months to get there.

Speaker 8 (57:31):
If I was a younger guy and had all that
information and knowledge about space and went through the training,
yeah i'd do that.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
I'm staying right here on planet Earth where there's oxygen. Okay. Yeah,
but it is a holiday weekend, and I know some
of you might be partaking this weekend, so I think
it's time to bring out you know who, ladies and gentlemen,
the one and only Dwayne Stomp. Okay, we're gonna.

Speaker 14 (58:00):
Try once more. Just remember it now, introduce yourself and
read what's on the paper in front of you.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
You got it?

Speaker 9 (58:07):
Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 14 (58:09):
Okay, fine, Dwayne Stomp Substance Abuse Awareness Campaign. This is
take nine, Dwayne. Wayne, that's your cue.

Speaker 9 (58:20):
Oh right, anytime you're ready.

Speaker 14 (58:24):
We're ready, Dwayne, Dwayne go oh.

Speaker 9 (58:31):
Hi, this is Dwayne Stomp of black tooth kids, when
you drink and drive.

Speaker 14 (58:38):
No, Dwayne, no, no, cut cut, it's not when you
drink and drive.

Speaker 9 (58:43):
Oh not right right? Uh let me do it again.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah, good idea.

Speaker 14 (58:50):
This is Dwayne Stomp sa Take ten.

Speaker 9 (58:53):
Hi, this is Dwayne Stamp. When I drink and drive,
I'll cut, Dwayne.

Speaker 14 (58:58):
Cut Dwayne. This spot is supposed to be against driving
while intoxicated. What never mind, We'll do it one more time,
and remember say don't do drugs, and if you must
drink this holiday weekend, don't drive. You got it?

Speaker 9 (59:16):
And I told you a guy.

Speaker 14 (59:18):
Fine, Dwayne Stomp psa. Take what is it eleven?

Speaker 9 (59:22):
Hey, I'm Dwayne Stomp telling you if you do drugs
this weekend, don't drive.

Speaker 14 (59:28):
Wrong again, Dwayne, it's don't do drugs. Don't do drugs.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
That's what I said.

Speaker 14 (59:34):
Oh it's not not even close to what you said.

Speaker 9 (59:36):
You come in this booth, I show you how close
it was.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Sheer luck.

Speaker 14 (59:41):
We're gonna do it again, Dwayne, say don't do drugs.
If you must drink this holiday weekend, do not drive.
Take twelve.

Speaker 9 (59:53):
This is Dwayne Stump. Weekends are for drugs. Do drugs?

Speaker 14 (01:00:00):
Okay, Dwayne, thank you very much for coming in. I
think with a little editing, we've got something we can use.

Speaker 9 (01:00:06):
Don't do drugs and this holiday weekend, don't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Drug Dallas War's classic rock a Lone Star ninety two five.
Playing the Who reminded me of something that has to
do with Jimmy who is here for his birthday. You
might remember back God, this was in the early eighties.
Oh my gosh, like eighty three or eighty four. Back then,

(01:00:31):
it was a war between Q one O two and
the Zoo. Oh the good radio war. Good old radio
actually had a radio competition. Yes, oh yeah, oh yeah,
that was fun. Now like everybody works for the same
damn time. But what happened was the Who was gonna
do their farewell tour? What of the farewell do? Yeah,

(01:00:53):
because obviously they take a long time to say goodbye,
you know what I mean. So what happened was the
Zoo decided they'd get the jump on us because everybody
wanted to go. It was at the Cotton Bowl. So
what they did was they bought up all the tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Every seat in the house for the Who show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Yes, yes, yes, so they would give the tickets away
on the air, and that was the only way you
could see the Who forget those Q and O two bards. Well,
what happened was our promotion team showed up at their
exclusive show we weren't not allowed there and give out
Q and O two bumper stickers and T shirts.

Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
Back in the day, they would have their banners up.
Oh yeah, and we'd tear them down. Yeah, we'd have
our banners up. They would tear them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
You would show up at their promotions and you would
blast your station.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Well after after concerts at Reunion Arena, they would have
the Q and O two van and the Zoo van
and each one would blast their radio station to try
and drown out the other one.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
And look who's still standing Bow and jim.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Yeah, because we just don't know when to stock just.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Like Cockroach's wife exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Once again, special thanks to doghouse for bringing us great
ass hot dog chili dog and Jimmy got him a
breakfast burrito I got. Oh yeah, really great. The house
yeah house hu.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
They are getting people ready for Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
They have custom hot dog bars that they can bring
to your house so you can make your own hot dogs.
They have, of course three locations here in North Texas, Richardson, Arlington,
and Frisco.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
We've gone to the one in Frisco.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Bo oh yes we have Oh my god, they have
cheeseburger sliders, chicken tenders, wings, the burritos like the one
that Jimmy had. Thank you so much for helping us
celebrate jim White's birthday. The birthday's tomorrow, but the festa
kicked off today.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Okay, well that's how we suck up somebody who brings
us food dogs our weak spot. Yes, it's easy for
you to say.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
All right, Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
This station presents real American heroes. Ear man, can he today?
We salute you. Mister calls in sick before a long
holiday weekend. Cousin sick before long holiday weekend. It's a
stretch to call you a good coworker when you stretch
out a holiday weekend to four days by calling in

(01:03:27):
on Friday, and you'd think no one suspects anything.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
Monday's a holiday spent nine night.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Ooh nice touch with a fake cough, and the ask
you goes to you. So when you get a phone
call from the guy who was fine yesterday but now
as the twenty four hours slacker flew. Don't get mad,
get busy doing all that extra work for Mister calls
in sick before a long holiday weekend, a real American hero.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Mister cousin sick before long holiday again.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
I'm not surprised you called. You've been phoning it in
for years. I'm sorry I had to join in. Okays,
can't help it. Lone Star ninety two to five Eddie
Muney one of the nicest guys you would ever have
hoped to meet. I was really upset when he died,

(01:04:22):
so sad. We had nice conversations with him many times,
and I remember one time he played it one of
our bashes, Yes with Heart, and he was back in
the commissary and there was a big cooler of water
bottles in there. I said, hey, Eddie, give me some
water because that was one of his songs. Hey thought

(01:04:44):
it was clever. Yeah, I thought it was kind of marginal.
But I don't even wait to do any quality control
on myself. And I think y'all really realized that. Okay,
well thanks for this morning. Well yeah, Jimmy, yeah, well
nice to start the weekend. I mean tomorrow, Robbin's taking
me out and I don't know where. It's going to

(01:05:05):
be a surprise. WHOA I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Well we've set the bar high, haven't we. If you're listening,
just know we had quite the fies stuff for well
we did.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Man, I'm still full. I'm gonna need a damn nap.
Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Once again to Doghouse.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
We told him it was Memorial Day weekend, Jimmy's birthday,
and they hooked us up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Yes, yesday did We'll stick around for a little while long? Yeah,
I will. I'll be here. Let's talk a little time
wasters here, shall we?

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
All right, bocifaz. This is what we have up on
the Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety
two to five dot com.

Speaker 10 (01:05:36):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Former Eagles guitarist Don Felder releases his brand new album today.
This is the one that he called us about a
couple of weeks back, bo called the Vault fifty years
of Music.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
The vault in question is the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Storage unit that he leased back in two thousand when
he moved out of Malibu, California. Now here's Don Felder
telling us about how the album came about.

Speaker 12 (01:05:58):
I discovered all these tapes and boxes full of cassettes
and CDs and stuff of ideas that I'd written since
the early seventies, and I had no idea what was
on those tapes. So I brought him over to my
new studio and we transferred them to digital and then
the process. So listening to some of those tapes and decided,
I'm going to take some of these and finish them

(01:06:18):
and see how they turn out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
So that's what this album is about. It's from my
writing history over fifty years.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Well, now see, there's another nice guy in Natal, very
very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
And we have the song Hollywood Victim off the album
up on our page if you want to check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
And make fun all you want. But AARP magazine has.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Been scoring some great interviews and the latest is with
Sir Rod Stewart, who has famously said that he will
never retire because he was put on this earth to
be a singer and he's going to keep doing it
for as long as the Good Lord lets him. So
AARP interviewed him and he says he's working on three
new projects.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
One is it covers album, the other is it cun
Tree album kind of like Ringo Star.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Yes, and he's working on a faces album. Yes, yes,
So how does Rod Storry keep his voice so strong? Well,
it's all about powerful lungs and he learned that lesson
from Frank Sinatra. And for that what he does is
he does this underwater training. The trainer throws a brick
into a pool, Rod dives in, pushes the brick to

(01:07:24):
the end of the pool, and then comes up for air. Stewart,
by the way, is going to be receiving the Lifetime
Achievement Award at Bo's favorite show of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
The American Music Award.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
That's gonna be Monday night on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
In other words, we wish we were the grand Hey,
he's not coming up. He's not coming up after him.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
If he was having any issues, I would give him
mouth to mouth gladly. Hey thin Lizzie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Guitarist Scott gorm who joined the band in nineteen seventy four,
is sharing a health update. According to the seventy four
year old, he died on the operating table last year,
but doctors were able to bring him back.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
I had a health scare about a year ago with
a kidney that had to be removed and I got
stepsis from it, and the second surgeon said I had
actually died on the operating table and all that. Now
I had a third operation, and he said, you know,
maybe you should maybe take some time out and just
kind of rehabilitate and all that, you know, get your

(01:08:31):
strength back all that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
So you know, that's what I'm doing well, and I'm
bitching about what I did myself.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
He died on the operating table. So he did this
interview on a podcast, and we have the full podcast
interview up if you want to check it out. Jethro
Taul releasing an expanded version of nineteen seventy two is
Living in the Past compilation. It's going to be out
July eleventh. And finally, a graduating.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Student at the University of Buffalo in New York receiving
a degree in criminology.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Costs quite astir as he sprinted across the stage with
his baby's son to accept his diploma. I saw that,
all while being chased by the police. Both the man
and his baby boy were dressed in a graduation cap
and gown. And we have that video up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
What a World? What a Word? Lone star ninety two
five what a special show we had. Yeah, thank you lone.
Jim White joined us a happy birthday of day early,
my brother, Thank you this morning. Yeah, yeah, we had
a good time. Of course we would have had a

(01:09:40):
good time anyway, but it was more special because Jimmy
was here.

Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
Happy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Thanks for Anna for all the decorations. Well, Anna likes
to gussie up the place. Now close to a holiday
here because that that little donkey. Yeah that's left over
from Sinko de Maya. Yes, but it's getting good use,
didn't it it is? Thank you Ale, You're very welcome.
It's so good to see you, my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Yes, thank you doghouse once again for bringing up some
hot dogs and some Britos. If you're going to be
celebrating this Memorial Day weekend with a barbecue, they actually
have custom hot dog bars, cheeseburger sliders, chicken tenders, wings,
everything for your Memorial Day holiday weekend with three locations
in Richardson, Frisco, and Arlington.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
I'm gonna have me a good nap with a full
belly here this morning. And don't forget to thank the
veterans absolutely Yes, Memorial.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
Day, Memorial Day weeks Gold Star Families who you know?

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Yeah, falling Hey, speaking of Memorial Day weekend, here we go.
This weekend is the unofficial start of summer. Memorial Day weekend. Yes,
I mean this is sort of like the beginning of
the sort of summer.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Slemmer's almost to you, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
We have to get the bikini ready. There are going
to be some pasty folks by the fool tomorrow. When
you get done with that shun block, you get hands
them over.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
Here, like Katie Waxes for everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
I've decided to get a bikini wax It's a wicked.

Speaker 8 (01:11:19):
If I do a little cross dressing on the weekends,
you know, you'd be surprised.

Speaker 10 (01:11:23):
How a nice pair of edible panties can make a
guy feel sexy. We've been training for a super secret
international beer drinking competition.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Come on, just a few beers.

Speaker 11 (01:11:31):
Where's the beer?

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
Okay, clearly most of it's in your system.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Have the malt liquor.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
If not for yourself and for the people who love you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Hartes, who wants to party?

Speaker 11 (01:11:51):
Hey, throw me a beer, would you?

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
And Happy birthday Jimmy. Bye.