Full Show Replay- The MAMA TRIED Show. (Ep 1366)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
And we are underway.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Game one, second round of the Stanley Cut playoffs.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Shot what at it?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
By the mouse who was loose in front and from
a prone position. He used that long arm to poke
that one by Halibuch who is out of position, and
Mako Ranton tithe the game.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Where's Ranson expence.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Off the wall with the pup steel once again, here's
that Ranton in shift with the un off the steel,
the whole shifting of him.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Here's Harley and to the nats.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
He go Ramton in duh it again he deflects the
shot from the points. It's his second goal of the game,
his seventh.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Of the Stanley Cup playoffs in Dallas takes a two
to one league.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Here's Hints Douchea's just on side, Duchhae, nice job set
it across granted in front.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Tar rented it again.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's a hot trick and with a peg. Hints was
right in front, but it's ranted in. Who remains Scorcheet
hot the lord e turnover dally with du shame Captain

(01:30):
never quick shot locked by Lindell.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Melpan gets it out, duche.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Tarranted it back, can't pass it fronts a shame by
hel Bocks to preserve the one goal lead with two
forty three to go. With the third, say by Onjure,
the puck's sitting right in front, but Robertson clears it out.
Extra attacker on Winnipeg trying to tie the game right here.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Sagan gets enough of it and that's a game one
win for the Dallas Stars. He got the natural hat
trick with his team down one nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Gets them off to a great start against Winnipeg.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Now, yeah that was sweet.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh what a night?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
What a night?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I did not stay up to watch the game.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
No, I couldn't either because it's kind of late for us.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yes, especially since they were playing in Panada. Did you
notice one thing about that hat trick? No, there were
no hats on the ice because he was in winter.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Now, I'm not going to wase my head on that disc. Great,
you got a guy that's nine and old there old. Yeah,
we finally won a game one and it oh yes,
uh yeah. Like I say, I didn't get to watch
it either because it was so late, But Debra informed
me this morning.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
There are the Stars one.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
All right.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
First thing I do is I go to social media
and there is Jeff k announcing the win on social
Oh yeah, good old Jeff.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
I wonder how that party went at the I'm sure
it was, oh yeah, especially after that win and after
that hack trick.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
So, by the way, we will have a little clip
of Miko Rantanen after the game because he did real good.
That's that's two hat tricks in two games a row. Yes,
keep it up, son kill Well, it was a star's
victory and today we celebrate victory in Europe.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Day's right?

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Have it on this date in nineteen forty five, after
Hitler blew his brains out a little over a week before.
After that, the Nazi party was done, but the Allies
still had to deal with the Japanese in the Pacific
before World War II was officially over.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
But today is victory Day, Yes.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
It is, I like the victory for the Stars, Oh yeah,
it is. It is Free Trade Day. This day was
started with the goal of making people more aware of
the importance of free trade in creating wealth, an efficient economy,
and a higher standard of living. However, that's only for
a few select individuals who kiss a certain individual's ass

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on a regular basis. And how about those terrafts. How
they working out?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh man, everything is getting so much more expensive.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Lord, it is no socks Day. I used to work
with this guy named Scotch Seagraves and we called him
socks less Sea Grade because he never wore socks.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Before it became popular not to wear socks makes your
shoes stained, makes your feet staying you bird does.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
There are two benefits to participating in this day and
not wearing any socks. For one, it saves on the laundry,
which helps the environment. For another, less, all those who
participate feel a little bit more free than they otherwise
would just be glad I didn't wear socks the day
because I did, and spared you my toe jam all

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over the time.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I appreciate that bow robbery.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
I have to wear me some socks.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Such a considerate human being.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
It is also Make a Book Day. Make a Book
takes place during National Family Reading Week, a week that
brings families together to read. However, wouldn't it be a
lot easier to get a book that's already made instead
of making one yourself.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
For my niece for Mother's Day, I got her a
book that says You're not the worst mother out there
about how awful other animals are, Like giraffes will kick
their babies right after they're born.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, you know, humans don't quip our kids enough. I
have a couple of examples. I'll give you here later on.
It's National have a Coke Day?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh yes.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
John Stiff Pemberton created a cola syrup at his Eagle
Drug and Chemical house in Columbus, Georgia. He brought it
to Jacob's Pharmacy in Atlanta and mixed it with carbonated water,
and Coca Cola was born.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
My favorite.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
It was introduced to the world on this date in
eighteen eighty six. That's how long it's been around. Also,
Coca Cola invented the six pack in nineteen thirty two
to encourage more sales. Down everything you didn't give me.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, absolutely, Beer took off with that idea, am.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Right, Not the abdominal six pack. That's the opposite of
the coke drinker exactly. National gives someone a cupcake Day?
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, but the bakery didn't open until later,
so I didn't bring it. And speaking of bakeries, it's
National Coconut Cream Pie Day.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yum. This wasn't invented then. The Three Stooges wouldn't have
been near as funny without those pie files. Pre sure,
Am I right?

Speaker 8 (06:46):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (06:46):
You are right?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Damn right, I'm right. Okay, So Sports of all sorts,
naturally we're going to talk about the Stars win, but
there's other stuff to do, and of course we also
got the freaking fool file and a mashup that has
to do in Mother's Day. But you're probably gonna hate
me for it. All right, I can't kyl warning, I
can't take credit for it.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
That I didn't do.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Let's get this fun with music days started second fifteen.
Your shot at those wristbands to acl Bath and Brian.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Adams Dallas Four's classic rock lone Star ninety two five.
It's just a kiss away, go bucker up, baby, cut
this time first Sports of all.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
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Injury lawyers go to Will highwins dot com.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
All right, yeah, buddy, Nico Randonon scored another hat trick
in the second period and the Dallas Stars beat the
Winnipeg Jets three to two last night, game one of
their second round playoffs series. Hell yeah, Stars, goaltender Jay Gotton,
you just stop thirty shots in the team's first ever
postseason meeting with Winnipeg. We've never faced them in the

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most nervous I was too. Randon And, who had a
hat trick in the third period of the Stars Game
seven win over Colorado in the first round, is the
third player in NHL history, and the first in nearly
forty years, with hat tricks in consecutive playoff game. Waya go,
MiG here's me go, Renton. Have you ever been on

(08:14):
a street like this?

Speaker 9 (08:16):
I don't think so all but you know linemates, teammates,
sir obviously helping me a lot on the ice, and
and such a deep lineup we have, so it doesn't
really matter who we played.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
You can tall by his accent. He's from Innis, That's right.
Edmonton's Jerry Curry accomplished the feat in games five and
six of the nineteen eighty five Canbell Conference Final, and
Chicago's Doug Bentley did the same in game four and
five of the nineteen forty four Stanley Cup Finals. So

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it has been a while, yes it has. Randonen was
the first in NHL history, however, to score consecutive hat
tricks in a single period for both games. Now, the
Stars also welcome back forward Jason Robertson, who old Jig.
What do they call him? Robo? Yes, he's Robo, who

(09:08):
injured his knee in the team's final game of the
regular season and missed Dallas' entire first round matchup with Colorado.
Game two of the best of seven series is tomorrow
night in Vienna, Pig and the series returns to Dallas
on Sunday. So go out there where your victory green
and yell wow and.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Win it for mom. It's mother's day. Yoh Sunday.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, you don't want your mama to be disappointed. That's right,
because you couldn't beat the team you play Ghost Stars.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
All right, let's talk Cowboys. The Dallas Cowboys search for
a number two wide receiver opposite Pro bowler Cede Lamb
is over.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Cowboys fans woke up yesterday morning to the breaking news
from multiple outlets about a reported trade with the Pittsburgh
Steelers for wide receiver George Pickens in exchange for a
twenty twenty six third round draft pick and a twenty
twenty seven Now, the acquisition of Pickens fills a big
need for the Dallas Cowboys, which have been looking to

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replace veteran receiver Brandon Cooks, who was signed with your
New Orleans Saints in free agency. Now, the Cowboys opted
not to draft a receiver they wanted to, but the
one that they had their eye on was drafted before
they could get them. Instead, they filled other needs during
the NFL Draft by selecting guard Tyler Bookram, defensive end
Donovan Azaruku, and cornerback Chevon Rebel in the first three

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rounds of last month's draft. Pickens is six ft three,
two hundred pounds. He's a former second round pick entering
the final year of his contract. In three seasons, he
has one hundred and seventy four career receptions for two
than eight hundred and forty one yards and twelve touchdowns,
averaging of very healthy sixteen point one yards per catch.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Now.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
He led the league in yards per reception in the
twenty twenty three season, and he is ranked in the
top ten each year since he was drafted out of
the US University of Georgia in twenty twenty two. Let's
hope that he brings good luck to our cowboy. Yeah,
let's helpe him and Ceedee Lamb get along. Too, because yeah,
I heard this guy has a big ego, but we're

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not gonna hold that against him.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Just catch the ball please.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
Now, if you're still keeping an eye on the world
of the NBA playoffs, here's one for you. The Oklahoma
City Thunder set an NBA playoff record for first half
points with eighty seven against Denver in Game two of
the Western Conference semifinal series last night. Ok se surpassed
the previous record of eighty six that was set by
the Cleveland Cavaliers up against Golden State in Game four

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the NBA Finals back in June of twenty seventeen. Chet Hongren,
who missed two critical free throws late in Game one,
made a pair with the second remaining to the set
that He's set the record right there, and the Thunder
tied the record for points in any half of any
playoff game. Milwaukee had eighty seven in the second half
against Denver back in April of nineteen teen seventy eight. Naturally,

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Oklahoma City won last night and to one oh six
to even out.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
That's crazy wow. Speaking of NBA playoffs, the Golden State
Warriors will be without their best player from multiple games
in the Western Conference Semifinals against the Minnesota Timberwolf. Steph
Curry suffered a Grade one left hamstring strain in Tuesday's
Game one and the win over Minnesota and will be

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reevaluated in about a week, sidelining him for games two, three,
and four. Now. The Warriors currently are planning on Curry
remaining in Minnesota to begin his reheab process before the
team flies back to San Francisco after tonight's game. Curry
suffered the injury early in the second quarter on Tuesday
and left the game for good after scoring thirteen points

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with one rebounded, one assist on five of nine shooting
from the field and three of six from three point land.
They're going to miss him. With Curry set to be
reevaluated in one week, he could return for Game five
next Wednesday at the Target Center if all goes well.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Despite getting a better than season average number of runs
last night in Boston, the Texas Rangers fell to the
Red Sox six to four. Boston's Alex Bregman hit a
tie breaking two run single and had a solo home run,
while William Brayu added two solo shots to help Boston
snap a three game losing streak. Too bad. They had

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to do it against our Rangers, right, Adallas, Garcia and
Josh Young each hit a solo homer for the Rangers.
So the Rangers new batting coach Brett Boone must be
happy about that. Still, he has his work cutout for him.
The Rangers Red Sox series tied up at one game apiece.
They're going to close out the three game series today
at Fenway Park, first pitch during our lunchtime twelve thirty

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five today. You can catch the game on the Rangers
Sports Network. The Rangers, by the way, will once again
be without outfielder Kevin Pillar. He was placed on the
ten day injured list yesterday with lower back inflammation. Should
find out today who will replace him on the active list,
all right, dah.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
The California sheriff whose office is investigating the death of
John Elway's agent after a golf cart Mishap, said on Friday,
the deadly fall does appear to be an accidented.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Elway was worried he was going to get blamed for it.
Plus he's broken hearted because his friend I know, Yeah,
he's going to have to live with that for the
rest of his life.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
I think it's safe to say, he's probably suffering a
little bit of trauma after this experience. El Ray, one
of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL,
reported to have been driving the golf cart in the
Palm Springs area community of La Quinta when his agent,
sixty two year old Jeffrey Spurback, fell off and later
passed away from his injuries while hospitalized. Now, Riverside County

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Sheriff Chad Bianco said that this office not finished with
the investigations yet, but so far it appears to just
be a tragic accident. Now Elway said he is absolutely
devastated by the loss of his agent and close friend,
and he'll probably never get over.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
And he'll probably blame himself to.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yeah, don't do that, John, Her partners in a winery,
two of them.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah. Well. Beijing, China recently held the so called world's
first humanoid robot half marathon. What but instead of putting
humans to shame, the participating robots only showed off how
weak they were really, so they've got a ways to
go before they're good enough to take over the earth.

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Robotics companies, especially Chinese ones, have been busy showing off
their revolutionary creations like the SEO one, a robot capable
of mimicking a natural gait, so just walk, that's all
this one does. But they got the Star one, the
world's fastest robot. But a recent running event held in
Beijing prove they still ain't perfect yet, because every human

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in the race beat every robot in the race. So there.
Twenty twenty five Base use Hong Half Marathon and Humanoid
Robot Half Marathon featured a special running lane for the
twenty one different robots registered to take part and what
was marketed as the world's first ever humanoid half marathon race. Well,

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it was supposed to showcase the huge process made by
the Chinese robotics companies, but judging by some media reports,
the event was a massive failure, just like the robots
were a massive failure beating real people.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I think I could beat them. Look at them both.
Oh yeah, I totally calpacity.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
I'm not exactly blazing a trail, all right. I think
wires paint dry. Even the one robot that eventually crossed
the finish line needed several stops along the race to
have its battery replaced.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Y'all ain't taken over yet you have there the.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Freaking full file. Next on the ball and them Shoulder
low starve. Well, coming up a mashup that I will
not take credit for because you'll probably hate me for it.
A guy named Chad emailed it to me. But it's
a Mother's Day mashup. But I dare you to sit

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through it. Okay, I'm just saying warning.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
That's what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Now it's time for the freaking fool file. Parents. Look,
if you're gonna let your young kids play with your phone,
you have to make damn sure you're logged out of
every app, especially Amazon.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Holly le Favors of Lexington, Kentucky, was recently shocked with
thirty cases of Dumb Dumb lollipops arrived at her front door,
thirty cases. She had no idea why so much candy
was delivered to her house until her second grade son
Liam admitted to ordering them on Amazon while playing with

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their phone. Grounded, Grounded, I.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Just wanted some suckers, and I wanted to stock on
a rated day in the corner. He's a real dumb dumb.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
The large sucker delivery contains seventy thousand dumb dumb lollipops
and cost her four thousand, two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Now, Amazon has a good return policy.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Well, Holly contacted Amazon, and the company initially agreed to
allow her to return just eight of the thirty cases,
which of course pissed her.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Off big cost eight.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
She was going to attempt to sell the rest, but
then after her story went viral on social media, it
was picked up by multiple news outlets, so Amazon reached
out to her and agreed to take all of the
cases back and refund her money as they should. Yes,
maybe you Ki had naisy ass. I'm just saying he'll

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remember not to do it next day.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
All right. Fellow Catholics, you may want to think twice
before you dip your hand in that holy water font.
Listen to this. A registered sex offender pissed into the
holy water font in a Pennsylvania Catholic church. This is
according to investigators who have charged the fifty one year
old suspect with desecrating the sanctuary. Police alleged that Jesse

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Sockel entered Saint Patrick Catholic Church in York, Pennsylvania. He
wandered about the church, which was unlocked and open to
the public. So people could go in and pray. After
browsing through the Lost and Found box in the church,
Sockel approached the pedestal containing the Holy water and he
proceeded to empty his bladder while a couple of people

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watched him. Do it? Dude, do you want to get
to Hell before everybody else? I guess is going on now?
According to court record, Sockle's rap sheet includes convictions for theft,
criminal trespass, reckless driving, disorderly conduct, and driving without a license,
and now, of course, desecrating the sanctuary. He was convicted

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in twenty fourteen of indecent assault without consent, a crime
for which he was required to register as a sex
offender upon his release from custody. So this guy obviously
needs to go to confession and say, like a bazillion
ore bothers in a bazillion hel Mary.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
I don't even think that will need Yeah right, I
think God you're saying, Moses, give me a big old
piece of lightning the.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Thol out there we're bringing back smiting people.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Yes, yes, it's about time he got smited for something
like that. Yeah, it's very justifiable. Has anybody ever used
the word smite in a sentence fifty years Well, you
just broke the curse. Thanks Sanna.

Speaker 7 (20:40):
This one takes us to the land of Turkey, No,
not that kind of Turkey, the country Turkey and the
story of the Ultimate contact high debacle. It affected twenty
five thousand residents of a small town in Turkey involuntarily
high as hell after police made the genius decision to
burn tens of tons of seized pot. Yeah, in the

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middle of the town center.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Oh wow, sure seems like that.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
I remember when they tried to blow up the dead
whale on the beach.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Oh yeah, wow, we're really smart. That didn't work out either.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
The operation to burn over twenty tons of confiscated marijuana
caused the air in the town to become thick with
pot smoke somebody called cheech and chong. For at least
five days, people couldn't leave their windows open. They avoided
going out for fear becoming intoxicated, experiencing symptoms like dizzyness, nausea, hallucinations.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
There were some residents who.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Purposely went outside, well yeah, hailed as deep as they could.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Sure, I can't imagine.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
It is really funny and entertaining until you think about
how it impacts your children and your elders and your family, and.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Then it's kind of not as funny now.

Speaker 7 (21:49):
They The destroyed cannabis was valued at two hundred and
sixty two million American dollars. Yeah, a lot, twenty tons
of weed. The smell of has been enveloping the district
for days. A local man complained, we can't open our windows.
Our children got sick. We're constantly going to the hospital.
Oh yeah, everybody is suddenly really hungry too. All right,

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that one I threw in myself, But I'll bet you
a lot of folks were doing just that. Some enjoyed it,
others bitched about it, probably while scarfing down a big
bowl of whatever brand of sugary cereal they sell in Turkey.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
I don't know. I don't know. Different strokes for different votes. Wow,
I would have gone, got a big ass hamburger. I'm
just saying, okay, here go. A married couple was arrested
last Sunday evening for allegedly engaging in lout activity at
a sidewalk cafe in Florida, well where else twenty nine

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year old Ryan Cook and Kimberly Morey, who's twenty seven.
We're at the Where's Jubs Bar. That's what the name
of it is. Where's Where's Jubs Bar in downtown Saint Petersburg.
When the disorderly conduct occurred, the bar should change his
name to it Where's Pubes Bar, Since, according to witnesses,

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Cook placed his hand up inside his wife's dress and
played with her promised land, which reportedly caused a disturbance
and a breach of the peace. They might have gotten
away with doing it if the wife hadn't begun moaning
and groaning and grinding around her in her chair the
whole time. Maury was charged with allowing her husband to

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place his hand up her dress and engage in sexual Wait.
Hold on, Hold still, babies, I think I got a
quarter arrest AFFI David's did not identify the witness who
fingered the frisky cat. All right, that was the wrong
choice of words, but it's too late for me to

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take it back. Cook and Maury were each charged with
disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor, and possession of an open container
of alcohol because they had two bottles of Captain Morgan
rum on their table and one of them was almost gone,
and the restaurant doesn't sell liquor. Oh wow, you can't
bring alcohol into place that don't sell liquor. They frown

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on that, and so do the police.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Just so you'll know, Hey, coming up next hour, you
get to pick your ticket. Winner gets to pick between
two three day wristbands to Austin City Limits in October.
Or you can pick tickets to see Brian Adams when
he comes to the American Airline Center in November. Pick
your ticket. We'll do that around seven point fifty here
on the Bow and Them show on Dallas Fort Worst
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Oh hell yeah, hell yeah. I might have to play
that again tomorrow. Oh absolutely, tie your mother down. I
ain't judging what your mother's into. She's into that sort
of kink stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
That's not my big you do you, mama?

Speaker 5 (24:56):
That's right now.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Bow picture Brian May sitting right here with that guitar
plugged into the console and playing guitar along to the
song live.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
On the air. That would be cool. I got to
experience that when I was a young pup at Leanna.
That's greatness. That's amazing. Okay, yes, our Mother's Day show tomorrow,
But I have a Mother's Day song that I am
not taking any credit for. This is a mash up.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
And I'm scared now.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
It's called bad Mother.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Bad Mother, Bad Mammajamma.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
No, not Clyent. This was sent to me, so, like
I say, I'm not taking credit for it, but this
is a Mother's Day mashup.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Okay, let's hear it?

Speaker 5 (25:39):
You sure?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yes, here you go.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, you've heard right, Donna Summer and Denzik.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Now you know why I don't want to take credit
for it. Thanks Chad, Glad to do that us sing
along with the ball of that show coming up? Coming up? Wait,
pot to bus Hey, that's Mama and what you leave Obama?
Where you go?

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Dell Mama?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Oh Mama, give you a ride Dallas for worst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two. Don't you talk about my
mama like that. But the Mother's Day show is tomorrow,
and I got a bunch of Mother's Day songs. Yes,
I'll play that Queen song again, and I've got several more.
But now it's time for our fun with Music Day

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sing along.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Now.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
I was going to do this at the very first
of the show, but since the stars won, well, I
had to change my plan.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Thank you. Dallas Stars.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
That's right. Well, here's here's your script right now. You
just you just do the part that is marked. I
will do the heavy lifting, thank you, because we're going
to do a Mother's Day sing along. All right, all right,
you think he got it, well I'll fake it. You
hung around in many honky tonks because if you.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Did, I do love this song.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Okay, okay, ready, ready or not? Here we go. The
first thing I remember knowing was a lonesome whistle blowing

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and a youngun's dreams of growing up to ride on
a freight train leaving town, not knowing where I'm bound.
You no one could change my mind, but Mama tried
one hand. Homely rebel child from a family meek and mild,
My mama seemed to know what lay in store. Just

(27:51):
fut all my sunday learning towards the bad. I kept
on turning till Mama couldn't hold me anymore. Okay, guys,
take it. I turned pay one in prison, doing.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Like without parole.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
No one could steer me right, but Mama tried. Mama
tried it. Mama tried to raise men better for a pleading,
I denied that leaves onleving me to blame because Mama tried. Okay,
not bad for a birthday. All right, here we go.
Get your old daddy rest his soul. My mom heavy load.

(28:35):
She tried so very hard to fill his shoes, working
hours without rest. Wanted me to have the best. She
tried to raise me right, but I refuse. Here we
go again. I turned play one in prison doing like
without parole. No one could steer me right. But Mama tried.

(28:58):
Mama tried. My God, the raise better. I did not
that only.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
Tried.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Mama tried.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Oh that's very good. We'll have to wait a year
until we do that against Classic rock lone Star ninety
two five. That's a rather personal question. If you don't
come on answer it, decline to answer, it should be

(29:30):
easy rounds that it may incriminate.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Well, yeah, that's that goes without saying.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
But just let it go. Okay, just let it go
because this show is already out of hand. But that's
kind of the way we like it sometimes. Okay, coming up,
we're gonna let you pick your ticket. You can choose
between two three day wristbands to Austin City Limits that's

(30:02):
in October, or you're gonna have tickets to see Brian
Adams and Pat Benattar at the American Airline Center. That's
in November. Of course, whichever one you don't pick goes
into the lone star ticket window at eight forty. Fair enough, yeah,
fair enough? All right? So, uh I found this. I
think I might have played this before. But this is

(30:23):
a mother's Day Well it's kind of a mother's Day
song from family guy.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Oh this is gonna be priceless.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Oh oh it is. It ripped, it's sick and twisted,
and that's how we like it. This is called prom
Night dumpster Baby. Oh my god, even a dumpster baby
has to have a mother, right, yes, okay, Well here
you go.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
So I'm a prom night dumpster baby, prom Night dumpster.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Baby, and I'm taking a stroll. Say he's swinging an
umbilical cord.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Oh that was pretty sick.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
What do you expect from this show?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
True?

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Well, very true? Maybe something more like this.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Hi will your mother's and we want you to know that.
We don't want you to.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Have to buy us candy. We don't want you to
send us a card or give us jewelry or flowers.
That's not really what we want. We want you to
get married and move out of the house.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Stop drinking my liquor, give me some.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Grandchildren over start paying rent.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
You think I don't notice my gin is gone?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Seriously, grandchildren, forget rent, just move.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
I can smell the gin on you.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
I want to buy baby clothes.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
That's what Mother's Day is about, at least as far
as we're concerned. This message is from your mother's who
remind you Mother's.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Days about a lot more than a stupid bronch chees.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
Here's the story of a special Sunday when you can't
find a reservation anywhere.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
They've all been looked up since early April. You haven't
gone up where now.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
It's a story of desperation and a family who must
find a place to dine.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
And though they're looking hard in a restaurant, he's one
man out aline. After driving around and around, they finally
found it and the best thing was it didn't cost
too much. We drove through past those golden arches. That's
the place we had on Mother's Day brunch. Mother's Day rusher,

(32:46):
my mother's say, run, what a place to enjoy Mother's Day.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Run O Mama, Mama, Mama, He's baby were taking Mama.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
This Sunday is Mother's Day, and it's all about mom, right, wrong, It's.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
About getting your mamma gift that's better.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Than what you'll get from her other children. If you
don't outdo your sister, your mother will.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Leave her all the money. Then I'll get mama new computer.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
And if you don't one up your brother, he'll inherit
all the money.

Speaker 9 (33:31):
Then I'll buy her a giant flat screen TV.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Yeah, well I'm getting your car.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, this Mother's Day.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
If you have to pull up all the stops to
make sure Mom knows you love her best Mother's Day,
it's not about her, It's all about you.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Yeah, all right, take your ticket next on the bowl
and them shol hey.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
You there's no crying and ranging, Yes there is if
you ever worked in it for a long time, the
damn showing you.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, that's the truth.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
You know it and I know, yes, we do. Okay,
let's give you a chance to pick your tickets. Choose
between tickets to Austin City Limits or tickets to see
Brian Adams with Pat Benattar. Okay, since it's fun with
music day, naturally it's going to have something to do
with that. Okay, all right, So I'm going to play

(34:33):
the theme from a TV show. All right, a fairly
recent TV show. You give me a call at two
one four or eight one seven seven eight seven five
and tell me what TV theme this is. I know

(34:55):
it sounds like good, Oh my god, it could be
some show.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Barely recent. You side, yeah, fairly recent.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Yeah, I'll give you a hand. Uh, it was on CBS.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
It's on CBS.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Yeah. That narrows down night you're having trouble with it
means I've done my devious Jon from CBS. I gotta
let it go for a little while. It rings a bell. Yeah,

(35:37):
I could give one clue that will give it away.
So if I don't get an answer in a.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
While, it's one. No love that show.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
You're gonna kick your own ass when you.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Final cause it sounds so familiar.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
It does, of course it does.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Okay, anybody knows what TV theme that is? Bon them show,
tell me what TV theme that is?

Speaker 10 (36:06):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Yeah, tell me what TV show? You don't know.

Speaker 9 (36:11):
That?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Nice?

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Try bon them show tell me, bon them show tell
me what TV theme that is? Bone them show, tell
me what TV theme that is?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Oh, you don't know?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Everybody is just calling in for the tickets and not
listen nor.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Had to work for Yes, you do bon them. Show
tell me what TV show that is? Friend Friends, No.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Friends, and that was NBC.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Here's the clue. Here's the clue. The name of this
TV show has the word mother in the title. Wow,
that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Yeah, it has mother in the title.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Uh huh, I give man, let me say, let me
say them. Show tell me what TV theme that is?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
How I met your mother?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
How I met your mother? I told your mother? And
y'all are getting wise. Y'all are getting wise to my
devious accident. Okay, two questions. Who is this?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
This is John out of fort Worth Tech.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
John fort Worth. Okay, John fort Worth, Which tickets do
you want? You want Austin City Limit or do you
want Brian Adams and Pat benattar.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Brian Adams and pot Pat Benatar.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Well, when she's not touring, she's pot Okay, hang on,
hang on, John will hook you up. All right, Thank
you very good. That means we have passes to Austin
City Limits in the lone star ticket window at forty
this morning.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
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Speaker 5 (38:20):
Oh my god, right Dallafores Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. Thank god to Mars Friday.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Oh yeah, buddy, And it's the Friday before.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Mother's Day, that's right. And old buddy arnez Jay's going
to be in here.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yes, he's at the Addison m prov starting tonight through Sunday.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Het wonder if we'll bring me some more of that
tuna fish he called? Well we could always ask, yes,
it looked good. Well, here's something for you. We just
found out that the who are once again saying goodbye,
as they announced the song is over the North American
farewell tour. Well, didn't they say goodbye in nineteen eighty
two and it didn't stick? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:03):
HOPPI we miss you if you won't go away? But no,
I'm excited about this.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Well. They will do sixteen shows, starting on August sixteenth
in Sunrise, Florida, and wrapping up in Las Vegas on
September twenty eighth. Among the other iconic venues, they'll visit
our Madison Square Garden in New York, Boston's Fenway Park,
and the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
But no Texas dates.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
I just was looking at Disoner's North Texas.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
I guess the closest thing to us would be Vegas.
Who wants to go to Vegas and see the hoo.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Yeah, but doesn't want to go to Vegas. Yeah, but
that's a little far away.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Well still to see the who farewell but still a
bye bye.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Didn't you do your farewell tour at the Cotton Bowl
in Dallas?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
But one goodbye isn't enough?

Speaker 5 (39:49):
I guess not damn it. So no Texas dates. Well,
they're gonna have to war.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
That could change.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Maybe, by the way, hot for teager Alex van Halen
turned seventy two.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
That book of his is awesome com He kind of.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Looks like Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Does never think about it.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Pull up a picture of Aaron Judge and then picture
Alex van Halen in your mind. You go, hey, that
sounds kind of weird. Okay, so no Texas dates for
the who yet it's a damn shak You can always pray. Yeah,
maybe they'll fatten up that itinerary a little bit more.
Who knows. Let's see, well, I can always do this
for you. Okay, Well, here's how it's supposed to sound. Okay, right,

(41:03):
middle age waste lie. I'll tell you what somebody needs
to Threton, Roger Dalton and Pete Townsend to come down
to Texas and your so called farewell to.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
North Texas Houston.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Make it happen, Yeah somewhere around here. No, we don't
have to drive for eighteen hours to get this one
Texas date at least.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Yeah, come on, because we want to say goodbye yeah
again again for.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
The second time. I wonder if it'll take another forty
two years before they know. Oh, can you imagine that.
By the way, we were talking birthdays. Yeah, you know
who turns eighty five today, Tony t'aneil of the Capital.
I bring that up because she sings backing vocals on
Pink Floyd's album The Walls. Yes, she's on a bunch

(41:52):
of songs. Those voices. Wow, I know. Well. Real ID
requirements for travel flying in the US is now the norm.
If you're planning on flying somewhere in the US.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
And we found out that Bo has the little goal
star off, we did. We carded his ass the other day.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
God, if you don't have that little goal star in
the upper right hand corner of your driver's license, you're
gonna have problems at the airport. Identification is also needed
for people to access some federal buildings and facilities now.
Transportation Security Administration officials noted that those who don't have
identification comply with real ID requirements to arrive really early

(42:34):
at the airport and be prepared for advanced screening and
avoiding delays. Now. Homeland Security Secretary Christy norm the dog
Killer assured people who don't yet have a real ID
but need to take a domestic flight that they will
be able to fly after clearing additional identity checks. Security

(42:54):
checkpoints will also be accepting passports and tribal identification the
already been doing, but you should you better look for
that little car. Definitely check upper right hand corner of
you driving.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Especially if you're going to be traveling at all, like
for Mother's Day or summer vacation.

Speaker 11 (43:12):
Right.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Well, this story is very unsettling by video of a
nine year old boy knocking on the front door and
cracking a whip on the front porch of a black
family's Kaufman County home. He's making rounds on social media.
Footage from Carissa and Desireea Nash's doorbell camera shows the boy,
who is white, walking up and pounding on the front

(43:34):
door three times. Now. Carrissa answered the door and be
heard saying, little boy, you better get your ass from
my front porch beating on my door like this, I
will call the police. You need to leave. Don't you
ever beat on my blank door like that?

Speaker 7 (43:48):
Go.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
The boy then turned around and he walked away. Now,
as an adult, you can pretty easily put the fear
of God into a nine year old if you have to.
And that's just what happened. Happened last week in forty
and ended with the boy's father, Brian Thomas Brunson, being
arrested after his gun was allegedly discharged by accident during

(44:11):
an argument with Desiree and Nash, who came by to
confront the kid's father because his little nine year old
boy purposely scratched the couple's car as he's walking away
from the front porch. Yes, now you all know what
this little boy needs, don't we?

Speaker 5 (44:30):
And look at this.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Here's another story our third of the morning at least
about another little young and that could use some serious
grounding and also probably on ass.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Whoopin'.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
This is a story of a seven year old Utah boy,
big Max size, trouble with his mom. He took the
keys to the suv and drove his five year old
sister to McDonald's for breakfast. Oh stop, isn't it amazing
that he can put all those things together at seventy ago?

Speaker 5 (44:58):
The keys are over here, the money's over here. We
gotta go down this street. I'm seven years old. Cots
responded to a call of a vehicle driving erradically.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
They chose not to chase it because the caller said
the driver appeared to be a little child. So these
hungry siblings had some cash. They took it out of
their mother's purse and drove nine miles from the house
and never made it to McDonald's. They slammed into another
vehicle at one point, and they eventually hit a parking
strip and that brought the car that they would stop safely,

(45:29):
thank god. Now, the driver of the other vehicle said
the kids got out of the suv and flipped him off.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Seven years old, so grounded he shot the thing, right,
He probably known since he was two.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
Yeah, he's figuring out where the cars and the cash
and the McDonald's is, so you know. The police called
EMTs to the scene. They determined the kids were unhurt
and safe. Police notified mom. She was understandably shocked. She
had been sleeping. She had no idea that even left
the house, let alone in her suv. He was relieved
the kids were okay and even a little impressed that

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they knew to wear their seat belt.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Well there's that, yeah, Mom, you better lock them in
the onion cellar for a day to ground it. Well.
Black smoke poured out of the Sistine Chapel chimney yesterday,
signaling no pope had been elected, as one hundred and
thirty three cardinals opened the secretive, century old ritual to
choose a new leader of the Catholic Church. Now. The

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cardinals took just one round of voting yesterday, after failing
to find a winner on the first ballot, they retired
for the night and will return to the Sistine Chapel
sometime this morning to find a successor to Pope Francis.
It's a right that's more theatrical than even Hollywood could
create a wash of red robed cardinals, Latin chants, and

(46:48):
incense that underscored the seriousness of the moment. So they
will try again today to see who wants the job.
Come on, white smoke, that's what we need, Come on now.
Ahead of the ACM American Country Music Awards tonight and
his concert at at and T Stadium, North Texas, native

(47:10):
Post Malone took a stroll around the stockyards in Fort Worth,
shopping at local businesses and of course drawing a crowd. Oh,
Post Malone, would you sign my underwear strap? The grapevine
rapper and singer was seen in Cowtown taking photos with
a bunch of people who just can we do a selfie.
Of course he said, yes, sorry, you know what Elsie did?

(47:32):
Or maybe you're about to tell us yes. Well, Post
Malone is set to have a big ending to the
week here in North Texas. Canadi's up for five ACM Awards,
which is set to take place at the Star in Frisco.
His new country album F one Trillion is up for
Album of the Year. Then tomorrow, the diehard Cowboys fan
will make his way from the team's practice grounds over

(47:53):
to their game day grounds where he'll take charge of
the stage at at and T Stadium for his Concerts
ACM Awards show tonight will be hosted by Reba McIntyre,
a sixteen time ACM Award winner.

Speaker 7 (48:07):
Now he also last night strolled into Billy Bob's and
got up on stage with Jelly.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
It wasn't last night was the night?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Yeah, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
And Grapevine High School's band is going to be performing
prior to his show at.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Jerry World by way, very cool get to perform at
Concerts pre show party, which will be out on Jerry
World somewhere. Yeah. All right, let's see what we got
for the ticket window. Oh yeah, we got three day passes.
For Austin City Limits and these ain't cheap, so I'll
hang on. We'll come up with a caller number, won't

(48:45):
you anime? Wait a minute? Wait, wait, wait wait wait?
What happened If a rainbow was in the dark, you
wouldn't see it.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
If you have good eyesight?

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Well no, because you have to have the sun to
make the rainbow.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
That's right for the whole prism thing.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Yeah, okay, I'm overthinking it. Wait.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
You know there's no glow in the dark rainbow nail anywhere.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Ever, although science is working diligently to make one up. Okay,
I feel better, by the way. Who won our tickets
to Austin City Limits US, Ryan Paget Man, he's all set.
He's from raw let pageant. It's just to name beauty pageant. Yeah,
beauty's at home, Yeah, sitting in front of the mirror. Okay,

(49:33):
you know what I was thinking? What I'm thinking? We
should relive the Stars winning game one of the second
round of the NHL Playoffs last night. Yes, that sure
was sweet.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
One, and breaking that streak of always losing on game
one during.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
The plastica was nice. Yes, So let's relive this, shall we?
Because it's so much fun when we.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Win and we are underway.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Game one, second round of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Shut
what a burd in the moose who was loose in
front and from a prone position. He used that long
arm to punk that one by Hellibuch who.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Was out of position, and Maco Ranton ties the game.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
There's Ranson spins off the wall with the puppet steel
once again. Here's a ransom and shift with the knob
of steel, the whole shifting off.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Here's Harley to the nets.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Go heco Ramton is nothing again.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
He deflects the shot from the point.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
It's his second goal of the game, his seventh of
the Stanley Cut playoffs.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
In Dallas, takes a two to one lead.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Here's hints. Dushane's just on side. Dushane, nice job it
across Granted in front.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Tar ranted it again. It's a hat trick.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
In winn a peg Hits was right in front. But
the Tranton who remains scorchet hot the lord.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
He turn up.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Tay with machine cap Dan mil twit shot locked by Lindell.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Moupan gets it out. You say it to ranted it back,
can't pass its Hunt's a shame by help.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
To preserve the one goal lead with two forty three
to go with the third, say by, I'm jure of
the pucks sitting right in front, but Robertson clears it out.
Extra attacker on Winnipeg trying to tie the.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Game right here, right now.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Sagan gets enough of it and that's a game one
win for the Dallas stores over in today's natural hat
trick with his team down one nothing, get them off
to a great start against Winnipeg's.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
That was fun, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (52:13):
It was Dallas Wories Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two five.
Guess Who They should do a concert? The Who and
the Guess Who? Yeah, and you could call it guess
Who's on first? Could it could be the Who?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I think it would be the guess who on first
and then the Who as the main acts you think?

Speaker 5 (52:31):
So? Yes, Well, let's talk about this this little uh
farewell concert that they're doing. Yes, I hope this clip
is them apologizing for not coming to Texas.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
You broke the news earlier this morning, and this is
what we have up on time wasters for the Bow
and m Show on lone Star ninety two five dot com.
So it's goodbye again for Pete Townsend, Roger Daltrey and
the Who. They had a press conference today in London.
The press or dug the song is over us to
an how their latest farewell tour. They did their first

(53:04):
farewell tour, as you said earlier bo in nineteen eighty
two when they were in their thirties, and forty three
years later.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Roger Daltrey's eighty one and Townsend turns eighty on May nineteen,
so it makes sense that they're winding it all down.
Plus Pete Townsend. I don't know if you heard this,
but recently he said in an interview that he doesn't
enjoy performing.

Speaker 11 (53:28):
I don't like being on a stage. I don't mind
being on a stage. I don't hate it, but it
doesn't fill my soul in the way that you see
some performers the soul is filled through being on the stage.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
That's not me. Well, why did you get into this
business thingy?

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Because he likes playing music, He just doesn't like being
on stage.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Oh okay, well, then record albums and don't worry about it.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Well, it's statements like that that really annoy Roger Daltrey.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
It's kind of got this aggressive thing that he does.

Speaker 10 (53:58):
I mean it's almost like shooting himself and the band
in the foot all the time. But it does get
a bit wearing because I'm just wonder people reading it
who don't know what he's like. You know, they might
just go, well, I don't really want to go and
see a show where someone doesn't want to be there,
and yet you see him out there. He's at the
time of his life, so I just think, oh, he's
having a hissy fit.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
So actually it is a nonsense. Are he just an
old crotchity old man? Yeah, pretty much likes to bitch
about Well.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
We have all the details on the Who's Farewell tour
up on our page. Once again, no Texas dates as
of yet. Hopefully that will change, you guys, better make
that right. In case you hadn't heard, Leonard Skinner's twenty
twenty two appearance at the Ryman Auditorium will soon be
released as both a live album and a DVD now.
The performance is notable as a final on stage appearance

(54:48):
by founding member Gary Rossington. Yeah, celebrating fifty years Live
at the Ryman is going to be available everywhere on
June twenty seventh, and prior to that release, the band
has dropped their Ryman performance of Wheet Home, Alabama, and
we have the video up. Bruce Springsteen has posted a
video for Faithless. That's the third song he's released off
his forthcoming compilation Tracks Two The Lost Albums, which will

(55:12):
also be out on June twenty seventh. If you want
to see the video, it's a black and white video
showing Springsteen wearing a cowboy hat. Oh walk him through
the desert. Well, we've got that video up as well,
and last weekend we wrapped up the Byron Nelson and
McKinney and a couple of weeks it's the Colonial in
fort Worth and golfers they want to up their game
just so they can get a call from Sir Elton John.

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Oh really, who knew Elton loved golf, but apparently he does. Recently,
on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallen, Rory McElroy shared
that he received a call congratulating him for his Master's
win from Elton's people, and they told him Elton doesn't
have a cell phone. So if you see a call
coming through from Windsor, England, that's Elton John and he

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wants to congratulate you on your master's win.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Well, why didn't John do it himself?

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Right? No, because he's got people.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Oh, he's got people to do that, ye, exactly.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
And finally, the conclave to elect a new pope is
underway at the Vatican. Remember black Smoke, Noe, Pope white smoke.
We have a pope. Well, everyone wants in on the
papal action bow. So there's a lot of people that
are making these pope draft videos. Oh God, who will
the cardinals pick? And we have a couple of them

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up for you to check out. That's up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Why does he sound like curly Gwinn? That's how I
think I have a three stooges mind.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Well, you know, I know when you grew up, So.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
It works for me so far. I see a gentleman
the brain of the bowl. You don't want to go
in now, I promise you don't want to go in there.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
There's very low and curly all running around.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Dark stuff inside my head. It's like the House of
mirrors kind of when you keep bumping into the glass.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Watch out for that coconut green pie.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
It's National Coconut Green Pie Day. Damn, I'm alright with that.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Well, we have a staff meeting, no decompression session today.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Company outing. It looks like it's going to be fun. Well,
we got to get it's a team building exercise, that's
what it is. That's correct. Well, you got to call
it properly because it's oh, we just got a staff meeting. No,
it's a team that's the way they're presenting it to us.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
We love team building much better than the team trimming.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Yeah, we prefer a yeah in case you are asking. So, uh,
no after show decompression session today, but we will do
one tomorrow. And tomorrow is going to be fun. Arnez
Jay's coming in, that's yeah. And it's our Mother's Day show, well,
our Mother's Day weekend show. Oh yeah, Now, I got

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a bunch of songs with mother in the title. Okay,
some of them you will not expect, some of them
you will.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
A few surprises, absolutely, bring it on.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
There's a surprise or too stirring in my brain right now.
I'll bet Arnez has good mama stories too. What do
you want to Oh yeah, oh, we got to get
him to tell the time where he put on a
towel as a cape and thought he was Superman. Yes, oh,
you haven't heard that story. Oh wait till you hear that.

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Are guilty? Yeah, but he injured himself.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Doing it, he is.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Oh no, I know that.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Television can be healthy.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Just because you have a semi cape around your neck
doesn't mean you can fly. And we'll talk about that
tomorrow because Arnez is an old friend in the show.
So sorry, we can't have an after show decompression sation today,
but we will get one fitted in tomorrow and make
it up here as we start Mother's Day weekend. You

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better be cond of your mama because she brought you
into this world and she'll take you out, Yes she will,
all right, So we'll see you tomorrow. Keep between the
ditches until then, I all right.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Ho