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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jim Kaffigan is our guest here. He's funny. Yeah, but
you pissed somebody off. Man, Oh dear, you've done it,
so you've done it.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well. If I can offend one person getting in the
most middle of the road comic, it's.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Just hold on, do you mind talking to this person?
Not at all? Okay, good morning, good morning? Hey, what's up? Girl?
I'm mad at that guy. Who the hell does he
think he is? You don't talk about religion or politics,
and if he's Catholic, what are we gonna do? Pray
him into heaven? I don't think it'll work.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm very offended. Tell him that he is right?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You telling? Don't tell me? You tell him, Jim. She's
pissed off at you.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So you're saying that you don't think that God has
a sense of humor, Yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
He created you.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Boy. You just came out here with your claws out
and your behavior is just downright Christian. Appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Sure you don't have an abortion doctor to kill or something.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Are you going to be prayed into heaven?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Do we you have to go to purgatory and we
have to pray you into heaven?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Is that it, lady. Look, the applications for the Third
Reich are over.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You know what you have to fadom of speech.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
But didn't your mom and dad teach you there's two
things you don't talk about, and.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's religion and politics.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
And you're on the radio the bond for God's sake,
I'm very offended.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You're offended. Yes, well you should watch this movie called
Inherit the Wind?
Speaker 7 (01:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You watch Armageddon? Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You mean with Bruce Willis, trust me, why don't you
stepped right into that one?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, with Satan, Well, you read a little bit about
what Jesus said, all right, and instead of what your
preacher is telling you.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
What to say, you didn't read the Bible.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
How do you know so much?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, maybe that's called irony? All right, Well, you know what,
you're a joke and you have said upset me because
I love the bone and both happens to be one
of my dearest friends. Well, I know I'm not a mean,
rude person because I'm very, very very nice. Yeah, but
you woke up on the wrong side.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
I read up on the wrong side of the damn bit.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Calm down, girl, Calm down. All right, Well just tell
me where your glass house is.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
House.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
I don't live in one, and neither do you.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
But I don't appreciate what you said. I don't think
it's funny at all.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
I guess you won't be wanting free tickets to show
at the improv.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Well, I would love it as an apology. That would
be awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 9 (02:40):
I'm I'm serious as a hot bone.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You want to come and see a center like me?
Speaker 10 (02:46):
Yeah, I don't have angel wings to you?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
WHOA does she go? Is she gone gone? I should
rephrase that. I think it's a glass trailer.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I played that a couple of months ago. That was
That was me on a Jim Gaffigan album called The
Last Subcon when I was at another radio station. We
were taking calls when he was on the show. Now,
we played this when we were giving away Jim Gaffigan tickets.
But yesterday was Jim Gaffigan's fifty ninth birthday. Yeah, so
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I thought i'd start the show with that today.
Speaker 11 (03:24):
He played during the fort Worth Stock show in Rodeo.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Remember, Oh, that's right.
Speaker 12 (03:28):
We gave away tickets to that show. But this person
did not call in for those tickets.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
No, I don't know what happened to this person.
Speaker 11 (03:37):
Probably stuck at turt.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Probably moved away with the crazy albuquerquelator.
Speaker 11 (03:41):
Oh man, that was hysterical though.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh that was That was on the album I'm Cut
number nineteen in.
Speaker 12 (03:48):
Case, Yeah, cut nineteen.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Happy birthday, Jim Gaff, Happy birthday. Well, yes, today is
a toy box Tuesday. There's other birthdays. We're gonna get
to people who are reaching milestones that have been on
this show.
Speaker 11 (04:08):
I know, how about did you take time out at
noon to do peace and love?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I did peace and love even though it was taking
a napla did I did too?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I did it in my dream and I saw.
Speaker 11 (04:19):
People around the world doing peace and love.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It was incredible peace and love. You snored peace and love.
I just did. Okay, Well, let's see what we're celebrating today, Yes, sir,
let's go. It is national be a kid again.
Speaker 11 (04:38):
Oh yes, please.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I had enough trouble as a kid trying to grow up,
so I didn't have to listen to people tell me
what to do all the time. Now I'm a grown
ass man, and I still have to listen to people
tell me what to do.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
All day.
Speaker 11 (04:50):
Yeah, thank you, Deborah.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Never change it.
Speaker 10 (04:52):
You are forever a big kid. You know that, right exactly?
It is math two point oh day.
Speaker 11 (04:58):
Oh no, please, no, grow.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Supposed to take math to a new look. I had
enough trouble with regular math growing up as a kid.
Adding that, adding that two point oh to it ain't
gonna make me want to learn more math.
Speaker 13 (05:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (05:11):
I did not love math at all. I can make
change and that's all I really need.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
Yes, Algebra and trick made me break out in high
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
And have you ever used it? No, no, of course not.
It is cow appreciation Day.
Speaker 11 (05:26):
Yes, I love them every time I have a hammer, you.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Gonna say, especially when they're on my plate with potatoes
and forms. It is scud Day, God scud missiles scu' well,
that's what I thought. It's an acronym for savor the comic,
unplugged the drama, and Scud Day is a day to
remind people of the benefits of spending more time in
the comic zone and less time in the drama zone.
Speaker 11 (05:50):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Love.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's why we come in here every morning, because we
want to scud right, laugh it away a little bit.
Scud my ass off on it over the day. It
is National blueberry Day. If you don't put a handful
of them in your cereal, you're missing out big times.
Speaker 11 (06:10):
Like them in my yogurt yum.
Speaker 10 (06:12):
And they are smoothie, damn good for you, very very
good for your body.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Grab a handful. And it is National freezer pop Day.
Speaker 11 (06:22):
Oh yes please.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
They're basically the same thing as a popsicle, only there
in plastic sealed containers that you snip off the top
of a pair of scissors, push them into your mouth
as you eat them.
Speaker 11 (06:33):
That reminds me of being a kid.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And here's a little trip for you. Yes, sir, I
will sometimes get a hammer on one of those and
just kind of until I break it up in there.
Then I just suck it down like a slush.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
That's a good life hack.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, I'm trying to hear to help you. Well, we
appreciate it. And look at here. It's National ice Cream
Sunday Day. Yeah, we're all gonna splurge on some sweet
stuff at one point.
Speaker 12 (07:02):
Absolutely pick your ticket at seven to fifty. How are
we gonna give those tickets away?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
There's a particular actor who has a birthday today and
you're gonna have to identify one of his movies. Okay, alright,
all I'm gonna tell you for right now. You'll just
have to tune in and see how it works out.
Speaker 12 (07:18):
And you can pick between those Bachman Turner Overdrive tickets
or tickets to see Toto Men at.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Work and Christopher Cross And of course whichever one you
don't pick goes into the forty ticket window to give
away randomly. All right, so Sports of All sorts coming
up here then, of course it's the freaking fool File.
But now I think it is time that we do
the traditional fort extras.
Speaker 12 (07:41):
Oh my favorite lord, Yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 11 (07:47):
You're quite so good.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You're quite welcome. But I hadn't done anything yet, ye
until now I've done it. I've done it. Dallas hors
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Speaker 1 (08:08):
Now, if you're a longtime Dallas Cowboy fan, you'll remember
this guy. Former Cowboys tied end Pettis Norman has died
at the age of eighty six. Oh wow. He originally
signed with the Dallas Texans before they became the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
They's elected Norman in the sixteenth round of the nineteen
sixty two AFL Draft, but he never played for the Texans.
Norman later signed with the Cowboys as an undrafted free agent.
He played for the Cowboys from nineteen sixty two through
nineteen seventy, catching one hundred and twenty four passes for
one thousand, six hundred and seventy two yards and fourteen touchdowns.
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After his football career, Pettis worked in real estate, apartments,
restaurant franchising, and single family housing. He created five companies
under the umbrella of P and I Norman Industry. Wow. Yes,
he wore jersey number eighty four back in the day,
which was long before j. Novichik wanted.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Yeah, I guess he played with Bob Lilly.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yes he did. He played with Bob and I know
how much you love mouth.
Speaker 12 (09:14):
Yesterday, two front office sources with the Dallas Cowboys confirmed
that the team has entered an agreement to keep the
Dallas Cowboys training camp in Oxnard, California, through twenty thirty.
The Cowboys have called Oxnard home during the summer since
two thousand and one, with the exception of the summer
of twenty twenty, when the COVID nineteen pandemic shifted training
camp closer to home at the start in Frisco. Now,
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the deal stipulates bo that the Cowboys will retain ticket
booth and souvenir revenue.
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Way to go, Jerry and RICHI.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
City of Oxnard retains revenue from concessions and parking, so
not too shabby. This year, the Cowboys will converge on Oxnard,
or as Mike Doosey likes to call it, Foxnard, for
their first practice on July twenty seve Second America's team
will have to contend with a notoriously.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
Difficult schedule this season.
Speaker 12 (10:06):
The regular season kicks off against the defending Super Bowl
champion Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 11 (10:13):
I just threw up a little bit on the mat. Yeah,
Thursday September.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Four, Oh good, A Thursday night game, A game I
won't be able to watch all of Yeah.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
Well, and speaking of Jerry Jones, Jerry, if you're listening
right now, I want you to pay attention to this
next story. This is how you renew the big expensive
sports contracts. In a timely professional manner, the Dallas Mavericks
have officially re signed Kyrie Irving.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, we knew it well. They locked it down. No delays.
This delays that they got it done.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
And Irving was originally acquired by Dallas, along with Markeith
Morris from the Brooklyn Nets in exchange for Spencer Dinwoodie,
Dorian Finney Smith, a twenty twenty nine first round pick
and two future second round picks. On Februsbruary six, twenty
twenty three, he signed his first contract with the Mavericks
exactly two years ago today, A nice way to celebrate
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the anniversary.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
There to announce this, Irving.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Reportedly declined his forty three million dollar player option to
sign a new three year deal, one hundred and nineteen
million dollar contract with this team. And now all he's
got to do is recover from his injury in time
for the new MAVs season.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
He do it.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
I don't think he's going to be ready.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
You know, he's not a spring chicken anymore, is you
know what? He's going to get paid one.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Way the other.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
I heard he wasn't going to be ready until January
and the season starts at the end of October.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, well, we'll see. No, probably won't get this guy's
name right, but the Dallas Stars are reportedly said to
bring back a familiar face to leave the team. Glenn Gulazan.
Is that how you say it. He's the new coach
of the Stars. He was serving as an assistant coach
with the Edmonton Oilers, and he replaced Pete, who was
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fired by the Stars last month after three seasons. An
official announcement by the team is expected soon. He served
as the Dallas Stars head coach from twenty eleven through
twenty thirteen. The Stars first hired him in the twenty
eleven season, just months before the team filed for bankruptcy
in September of twenty eleven, and then later sold the
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team to the current owner, Tom gag Lardi now Gulesan
finished the twenty eleven twenty twelve season with a forty
two win, thirty five loss and five record, placing fourth
in the NHL Pacific Division. In the twenty twelve twenty
thirteen seasons, gulsan second season with the Stars, the league
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entered a lockout and only played forty eight games, which
he finished with a twenty two and twenty two record,
so he's fifty percent. Then when I saw his picture
and if you look at it, and I said this
the other day, that he looked like he could be
Jason Garrett's brother.
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Yeah, kind of sorta.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
He looks like Jason Garrett's big or little.
Speaker 11 (13:07):
Brother, and he's young.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I know.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
It looks like you have to burp him after every
hockey game.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Put him on your shoulders, dad, Go ahead, pew, get
up on, daddy. I'll clean it off.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
All right, let's talk baseball.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
The Texas Rangers lost another one on the road last night,
this time to the Angels in La Nolan Chanuel drove
in the winning run for the Angels with the bases
loaded walk with one out in the bottom of the
ninth to give the Angels a six to five walk
off victory over the Texas Rangers. It was an opener
of a four game series against the Angels, and it
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was the fifth walk off win of the season for
the Los Angeles Angels, who snapped a three game losing streak. Unfortunately,
they did it against our Rangers. Corey Seeger homered and
had two hits and two RBIs. Sam Haggerty went two
for five, with two runs scored. Tonaheim also had two
hits last night and an RBI. The game pitted two
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starters who were named Sunday to the American League All
Star Team, Jacob de Gram of.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
The Rangers and you say, Kei Kuchi of.
Speaker 12 (14:08):
The Angels, but neither figured in the decision and left
after five innings last night.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
His last name is Kouchi oh Kukuchi Kuchi.
Speaker 11 (14:18):
But yeah, you can grab him by the kuchi if
you'd like.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Well, it's like you're stuttering a long time with that.
Speaker 11 (14:26):
I love the way you think.
Speaker 14 (14:27):
Both.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 12 (14:28):
The Rangers and Angels face off again tonight in Game
two of the four game series.
Speaker 11 (14:31):
First pitch will be.
Speaker 12 (14:32):
At eight thirty eight, and you can watch that game
on the Rangers Sports networkers Elsewhere.
Speaker 10 (14:38):
In the m LB, the Midsummer Classic is right around
the corner. This is the top players across MLB meeting
up for the ninety fifth Major League Baseball All Star
Game American League versus National League, and this year's All
Star Game will be held at Truest Park downtown Atlanta,
home of the Braves and just around the corner from
good Old Greasy Fries Varsity.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Oh that's early run.
Speaker 10 (15:01):
Shortly you can walk drunk from the stadium to the varsity.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Lets give a hand. What do you have? I was
frosty orange French fries. As soon as you walk in,
he goes. It's right, like we already know before we
walk in.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
It's like a sonic, but greasy or and older. Twenty
twenty five All Star Games scheduled for a week from today.
First pitch seven o'clock Truest Park in Atlanta was supposed
to host the twenty one Midsummer Classic, but the MLB
moved that game to Coursefield in Denver over rejections to
Georgia's voting rights laws. Look at politics and sports getting
into it.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
What the hell it's supposed to be an escape from it,
isn't it?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Fox four air the twenty twenty five MLB All Star Game,
and it will no longer determine home field advantage for
the World Series like it used to.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
That has changed.
Speaker 10 (15:52):
The rule had been in place from two thousand and
three to twenty sixteen, but now the team with the
better regular season record gets home field advantage in the
fall class.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, I guess that's fair.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
No nobody ask me anyway, and more than three hundred
people put on inflatable dinosaur costumes.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Love this and took to the track at Emerald Downs
in Washington for the annual t Rex World Championship Races. Yes,
they have it every year. It's the yearly event at
Auburn Racetrack. Began when Triguard Past Control held it as
a team billing exercise in twenty seventeen, and the race
quickly gained popularity online and open to the public the
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next year.
Speaker 14 (16:33):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
It isnt that awesome? It really is. It's goofy looking,
but it's awesome. I love it. Andrew Stuber of Houston
was crowned the top Tyrannosaurus winner in this year's race.
This year's t Rex World Championship Races also featured an
aerial event. Three people in t Rex costumes jumped out
of an airplane and parachuted down to the field before
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racing to the finish line. It's awesome. The full event
is supposed to be aired on ESPN two sometime later
this summer. I don't know about you, but I can't
what all right? Get ready the freaking pool file next
on the pulling themis the whole shot. What's so funny? Oh,
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an egg is fun I didn't know eggs were funny.
Eggs are funny.
Speaker 12 (17:23):
You crack them on your head in Easter time. Those
little Coscaroni's very funny.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, No, that's funny. No, if you crack one on
somebody else's head then it's funny, all right. Remember tomorrow
is Ask Us Stuff Day. You want to hear your
question on the air called the Ask the Stuff Outline
two on four eight six six eighty six hundred and
we'll play Choose your News at seven fifty so you
can pick your tickets. Now it's time for the freaking
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pool file. In Ireland, Oh my god, an unidentified man's
chronic back pain had gotten so severe that he tried
to take matters into his own hands by injecting his
own seamen into his arm.
Speaker 11 (18:09):
Yeah arm.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
First of all, that's nowhere near your back for one thing.
And you can't just go to CVS and order some.
You have to make it yourself.
Speaker 11 (18:23):
So he handled it himself.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yes, how much pain do you have to be in
before you're thinking the shooting yourself with your own spunk
is the answer. While seeking medical attention for his lower back,
doctors noticed his arm was red and severely swollen had
a boulder again. It was then that he told him
about his homespun back remedy, injecting his homemade baby batter
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into his arm once a month through a hypodermic needle
he purchased online.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
Where did he get this idea?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
On the latest occasion, he'd done read doses that went
into both his muscle and his blood. It's not clear
where this medical advice came from, but it clearly didn't
work out the way he planned, but his back pain
eventually was relieved, and then he reportedly checked himself out
of the hospital without the arm being drained, because he
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just thought that that discomfort would simply go away. Well
it hasn't, and he's probably thinking of how would you
think of that?
Speaker 11 (19:34):
I don't know. He must have gone online again.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
That's another mistake to the first mistake was getting the
advice to do it somebody on the internet.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
It must work, as you know, bo, you don't tug
on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, and
you don't say that your laptop is a bomb as
your flight is taking off.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh No.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
A man named Tom Taylor made that third mistake on
an Allegiant Airline flight this past Sunday, forcing the plane
to return to the airport. Twenty seven year old passenger
told another traveler sitting next to him that his laptop
was a bomb while the plane was flying to Virginia. Now,
the other passenger immediately told flight attendants, and several witnesses
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heard Taylor say he had a bomb. Fight ten twenty
three turn around landed back of the airport, where police
promptly arrested Tash Taylor. All other passengers had to get
off the plane. Police dog search Taylor's belongings but found
no bomb. The crew had reached their legal time limits
for flying, so the airline had to get new crew
members before the flight could continue. Now, when he was arrested,
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mister Taylor told police he was just joking around. He
wanted to see the look on the guy's face when
he said he had a bomb.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Bomb Oh, idiom, that was funny. Yeah, no, I was
just kidding. Hey, putting the cuffs on for it?
Speaker 12 (21:01):
Yeah, Now, I want to see the look on the
face of his fellow inmates.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Right.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Police and social workers in Thailand have rescued an eight
year old boy who had spent so much time with
neighborhood dogs that he started barking instead of talking.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Oh hard.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
A school principle decided to alert authorities, saying this child's
drug addicted mother brought him to class only once just
to claim benefits, but never actually even enrolled him officially
in the school.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh so it would look good.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Yeah, I guess a lot, mainly with dogs outside his
grandmother's house. The boy copied their behavior, ate scraps of
food with them I guess down on the floor, and
then failed to learn basic tie speech. The weird part
is that the dogs seemed to understand what the boy
is trying to communicate to them. Hispondors found him thin, dirty,
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communicating through growls and barks instead of actual thaie language.
He's now in protective care while specialist assayses teach him
to speak and decide whether relatives can safely regain custody.
I hope the dogs are okay. They didn't do anything
bad to the dogs, did they. The kid does just
about everything that dogs do, except he still can't quite
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get down there and clean himself like dogs stew.
Speaker 11 (22:17):
He probably lifts his leg to peek.
Speaker 10 (22:19):
Yeah, yeah, probably clean his special area. Yeah, he can't
swab the undercarriage himself. He needs help with that, and
if most men could, they would never leave the house.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Now here's another case of sports of all sorts. In
the Freaking Fool file overlapping American hurdler Chris Robinson, no
not the lead singer of the Black Crows. He had
a rather uncomfortable moment when winning the four hundred meters
hurdles race recently in Chechnya. But because of the now
viral moment, Robinson is being inundated with modeling offers. You see,
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on June twenty fourth, Robinson, who's twenty four years old,
went viral after his manhood escaped from his shorts during
the Golden Spike meets Whoops. Robinson attempted to adjust this
short several times and put his junk back in during
the races, but the issue persisted as he stumbled over
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the finish line and this video. Incredibly, Robinson still managed
to win the race with a time of forty eight
point zero five, his fastest recorded finish this season, and
now underwear brand Shynessty has approached Robinson to see if
he will model their new Magnum pouch Ballhammuck. That's the
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name of it. That's the name of the underwear, Magnum
pouch Ballhammer Underwear. And they aren't the only ones interested
in having Robinson as a spokesperson. The company Krakatoa, which
produces underwear for athletes, is also seeking his availability. Company
CEO Alex Bordlouzy told TMZ that their product features a
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special power in front to keep things separated and not
slapping around on your leg. It is in this video
which definitely would have come in handy at Robinson's track me,
I think.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
You should compete in the three legged race.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So there is video of us. There is.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
I'm watching it right now, over and over.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
God, Don gets more fun every time you watch it.
Done it?
Speaker 11 (24:25):
Oh, oh my gosh, that's hysterical.
Speaker 12 (24:27):
Hey, coming up next hour on a toy Box Tuesday,
bo has a fun way for you to pick your ticket.
So if you want to pick between tickets to see
Bachmann Turner Overdrive at the Majestic next month, or tickets
to see Toto Men at Work and Christopher Cross at
the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory, then you need to
make sure you're listening.
Speaker 11 (24:45):
Next hour around seven fifty.
Speaker 12 (24:46):
That's when Bo will give you a chance to pick
your ticket here on lone Start ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Lone Star ninety two five. Hey, did I say good? Bring?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Good?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Rd morning?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Bar?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I just want to make sure that everybod he's included
in all the good mornings that are coming out of
her speakers right now. Okay, toy box Tuesday, I got
a request for Alice Cooper's chicken story. Yes, that's a
good one. It's also over the weekend. Robbie Robertson of
the band would have turned eighty two, so I have
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a little something for both of them. But I told
you earlier. Debbie Harry of Blondie turned eighty years old
a week ago today, and she still looks great. She
still does well. We had her and her then boyfriend
Christine on the show. Remember I don't know you weren't
here then. But now this one includes a little quick
(25:43):
mashup at the end. But here is Debbie Harry at
the eightieth birthday from Blondie, Christine and Debbah Harri And hey,
by that.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Elvis, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I want you to be my co star in a movie.
How you doing all right? Hey? Listen. I gotta ask you, guys,
have you seen the movie CBGB yet?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Yes, I have seen parts of it.
Speaker 15 (26:08):
Yeah, I've scanned it, and uh, we sort of think
it's a terrific tribute to Hilly Crystal.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
What did you think of the lady who played you,
because I didn't think she looked as much like you.
Speaker 15 (26:20):
Well, you know, I like her as an actress. I
think she's a good actor.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So oh, you know her then? Huh.
Speaker 15 (26:26):
I don't think we've ever met, but I've seen her
in things and I think she's versatile and strong and beautiful.
So I think it was very nice that they that
they cast her.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, well, you guys were there in the CBGB days.
Was the dog really legendary for dropping deuces on the floor? Yeah,
to a certain extent, there was. There were two dogs. Actually,
is there really only one dog in There's only one
dog in the movie. No, there was definitely two of
those big sies of them sort of bus or whatever
you call those things.
Speaker 15 (26:54):
In the very early days, the dogs didn't weren't there
when the when the in the hay, you know, it
was really in the very early days.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Has it really been forty years? Here we are talking
about Blondie's fortieth anniversary collection, it just seemed like forty
years was just gone like that.
Speaker 16 (27:09):
No, the Luxury Dude Greatest Hits ohen Rapture was on there.
It was one of the first songs featuring rapping to
reach number one.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Kind kind of yeah, maybe kind of it. It was
you know, we'd heard you know, rappers Delight and some
of those sugar Hill tracks prior to that, but the
first rap event we ever saw was in nineteen seventy seven,
and it was just an eye opener.
Speaker 15 (27:32):
It did was the first number rap number one on
the commercial charts, and it also was the first rap
song to have its own music because up until.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Then, everybody said.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
They were scratching. Yeah, scratching and sampling.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, good times.
Speaker 16 (27:48):
I don't know it's after the fact, but congratulations on
being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
That was about in two thousand and six.
Speaker 16 (27:54):
And Deborah, I think you influenced a lot of bands
to have a female singer.
Speaker 15 (27:59):
Well, you know, I looked to a lot of the
women before me, of course, Grace Slick and Channis Joplin,
but uh, there was also gan Gania, Raven or Ganye Ravon, Yeah,
yeah she was. She was incredible, perhaps still is. And
then on a more local level in New York there
(28:19):
was Terry Vanilla and Ruby Lynn, Wayne County.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Jane Jane County of course Patty Smith too.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah. Back in the CBGB days, were all the band's
friends with each other? Or was this sense of competition?
Speaker 17 (28:35):
It was?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You know, it was competitive. It was very friendly. Those
guys I was very close to, you know, the Ramones
and guys from Devo were always buddies with us. Uh.
The guys that played the Ramones in the movie looked
exactly like them. Yeah. The Joey guy had the dialect down. Yeah,
well yeah, yeah, is that your phone ringing? That's phone ring?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Quiet, you didn't take a call? They have to go ahead?
Speaker 4 (29:02):
That song live in the show. It's a beautiful song.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
What the song that he just played on his phone?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Like, oh it's still what that is? Yeah? Did you
tell him you call him back?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, I'm so Yeah. My ring tone is Elie Goulden. Yeah.
Speaker 16 (29:18):
Are there any bands that you listen to these days?
What kind of turns you on everything?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You know? I just w didn't I just see this
track by these guys called the Twin Peaks dudes, The
Twin Peaks Dudes. Yeah, there's a track called Irene, which
is a great track. Actually, you know, people, we hear
people all the time going to there's nothing good out
there now, but you know, there was always fifty percent
crap way back. But nobody remembers the crap from the sixties.
(29:45):
Oh yeah there was. Oh yeah, Oh, they're definitely you're right,
you're right. So you know, it's the same situation as
it's always been. And so we're now to the age
where we go, there's kids today, I don't know what
music care.
Speaker 18 (29:56):
Okay, well after forty years, After forty years, you got
to have at least one good road story that you
can tell, like the worst gig that you ever did,
or something happening, or.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Maybe you played the state fair last year of Texas.
We played yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, I mean, honestly,
you know, you know, we really much as we love
our fans, playing at those casinos where everybody's sitting down
is nut.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
It's rough.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It's not motivating, let me put it that way. We
did this. We did a gig in a dunstable in
the UK. One time. I always remember. I always go
back to this and about halfway through the shows, like
twenty skinheads came lurching up on stage, and so did
this Dawn to the Dead dance, and I remember having
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I dragged Debbie physically off stage and that was it,
get away leave.
Speaker 15 (30:50):
I remember one show was a state fair and there
was a flash flood. It was an outrageous recent Yeah,
that was pretty recent. Was kind of amazing.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
We'd love to do a flowing off plastic letters of it. Debbie.
When is the sequel for Entails from the Dark Side
coming out? So you can get thrown into another Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Ah, yes, I love to speak.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Well. Congratulations on the fortieth anniversary collection, Harry and Chris Stine. Blondie.
Will Blondie ever reform and do another tour? You think, Oh, yeah,
I know, we're out there all the time. We're out there.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Yeah, we're tour all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
We're always cooking. Yes, since the court decision says you
can use the name blonding now, yeah there you know, guys,
thanks for talking to us. We really appreciate it. Yes,
Oh you're welcome, bye bye bye. Oh yeah, I beat
him to it. That's my favorite part. Of the song
(31:51):
at the very end. That's it. Yeah, thatllas what was
classic frock? Well start ninety two, I've seen now you're
all doing it.
Speaker 10 (31:59):
Now, cord you doing that and slow it down and
see what it sounds like. Sound like an olger and
many people.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Think I am. I sat all right, tomorrow's ask us
stuff day. I sure you got a question you want
us to answer for you, so call the ask yourself
outline two one four eight six six eighty six hundred
and of course we'll play choose your news and no theme.
Speaker 11 (32:23):
This time, no theme, no thing, not until next week.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
I got it, I got it. I told you earlier
Robbie Robertson of the band would have turned eighty two
over the weekend. Now, when Garth Hudson died earlier this year,
the band became extinct. He was the last surviving member. Now,
I saw the Last Wall several times. I still like
(32:46):
to watch it. But here's a story that Robbie Robertson
told us. We got Robbie Robertson and Jim Yes, all right, okay,
I was depending on that. Your worst nightmare has come true. Here.
Speaker 16 (33:00):
I went to your website and saw the picture with
you after you were with Ronnie Hawkins and the Hawks,
and there you are as the Canadian Squires in your
suits and everyone clean shaven, even Robbie and Garth Hudson here.
You know, it was a pretty clean picture of you guys.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, we were clean at one time. I remember watching
Garth play and he would throw his head back and
forth and he had kind of a comb over, you know,
and his combover would got forward like it was a
rooster crown or something. In the last waltz, was that
story about playing in the club with the one arm stripper?
It was Jack Ruby's club, Was that true? Oh? Yeah? Yeah?
(33:39):
And Fort Worth? Yes, what Worth?
Speaker 14 (33:42):
Over the Skyline Lounge. The place had burnt down and
they burnt the roof off the place, and so they just,
you know, they just decided to stay open and change
the name to the Skyline Lounge. And Jack Ruby was
operating the place too, and told us, because we've had
(34:02):
a little trouble in this place, you guys are going
to have to spend the night here guarding your equipment.
We cannot be responsible for your musical A quickam.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 14 (34:13):
It was hardcore and we didn't have any idea who
Jack Ruby was going to be, you know, like a
year later.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
That's pretty crazy stuff. Robbie Robertson of the band, Robert's
always good to talk to you. And I wondered how
many times Bob Dylan ever said, Robbie, you played the
wrong cor He did know he told me play louder. Yeah, thanks, Robbie.
All right, you have to talk with him. There you go.
Our interview with Robbie Robertson of the band would have
(34:44):
been eighty two over the week.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
What a great story.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
And speaking of stories, I believe this was Taylor in Burlison,
who's a big Alice Cooper fan. He wanted to hear
the chicken story. Now I never heard the chicken story.
This is absolutely true. In fact, it's in a movie. Yes, yes,
So here's Coop telling the chicken story. I know you're
on tight schedule, and I don't think everybody has heard
(35:09):
the chicken killer story? Could you tell that before you go? Well?
Speaker 19 (35:12):
Yeah, which was you know, a misnomer? You know, I
mean somebody threw a chicken on stage in Toronto. The
feathers we had opened up a pillow, so feathers were
everywhere and all of a sudden, there's a chicken there.
You know, I didn't bring the chicken. Somebody at home
said I have a good idea. I'll take a chicken
to the Alice Cooper show.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Where did it come from?
Speaker 19 (35:29):
I just happened to have this white chicken with me
and throws it on stage. And you know, being from
Detroit and never being on a farm in my life,
it had feathers that had wings. It should fly, you know.
I tossed it in the audience. The audience ripped it
to pieces. Now this was at the Toronto Piece Festival,
(35:50):
you know, and so I said, well, I guess the
pieces with pieces of the chicken. Yeah, they're talking about
And they threw it back up on stage. The next
day in the paper Alice Cooper kills chicken. Really the
blood And I became America's number one geek at that time.
And Frank Zappa called me and he says, did you
kill a chicken on stage last night? And I went no,
(36:10):
and he says, well, don't tell anybody.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
They love it. That's good for your reft, good for
your street cred. Yeah. So, I mean I immediately was
the new Colonel Sanders. You know, you had around kids.
He washed some candy. They's sober in my van.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
Easy, Now, don't go whatever you do, don't go do it.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Plumb Star ninety two five Tomorrow Ask us Stuff Day,
leave us a question on the Ask you Stuff offline.
Call it a two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred. We'll play choose your news. You'd pick your ticket,
and we're about to get you to pick your ticket,
and you're gonna have to identify a movie by Kevin Bacon.
Oh okay, who turns sixty seven years old? Six degrees
(36:52):
of Kevin Bacon? Yeah, anything Kevin Bacon. And speaking of actors,
the Great ned Baby would have been in eighty eight
Last Sunday. Now, of all the movies Ned Baty has
been in, guess which one everybody always brings out, Yeah,
the scene in delivery yep. So we had to ask
(37:14):
him about that when he was on the show. And
here's what he said.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
This movie was about male identity. Okay, it was about
questioning is what American males actually think who they are?
So that's why the rape scene is there.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
Okay, Well, couldn't you said, hey, uh, mister director, sir,
can you have Burt Reynolds come in about five minutes
earlier than he's scheduled to and save me.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Save me.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Actually no, that wasn't the That wasn't the problem. The
problem was the having been last a little bit too long?
Speaker 8 (37:45):
Are yeah, well, ned stay out of the woods, Ned
baita everybody?
Speaker 7 (37:50):
Thank you that take care?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Guys, how about that stuff?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I never knew about it? There you go. Where's the
poor game baby? And yes we got a song about it,
of course.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
He no, he just like a whole.
Speaker 15 (38:14):
Day.
Speaker 5 (38:15):
Baby, have the hardest part. He's taking that bed acting
just a bit.
Speaker 17 (38:21):
Too far, because this ain't exactly Shakespeare in the Park,
Ned Bad, have the hardest part, Babe, have a hard.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Hard He wants you to be docile and obedient.
Speaker 13 (38:45):
Now, lets you just drop them fans, just take a rattle.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Don't say anything, get good, Just drop the boy, keep
on damn it. I've got that ned Baby song stuck
in my head for the rest of the day.
Speaker 12 (39:00):
You know, we saw and I've got stucks exactly.
Speaker 10 (39:06):
You know, I'm surprised that you guys got ned Baby
to talk about that, because I heard that that particular
subject was something that he just wanted to leave behind.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Well, he gave us an explanation, whether we believe it
or not. He gave us the.
Speaker 11 (39:20):
Next bow and Jim have a way of getting stories.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I'll give some stuff out of here. Yeah, so to speak, Well,
that was different. That was in instead of I see alright,
coming up here? How did your mouth get you in trouble? Okay, Now,
let's pick your ticket. You can either have tickets to
see Bachman Turner Overdrive at the Majestic Theater or take
(39:46):
us to see Toto minute work in Christopher Cross at
Toyota Music Factory. So let's play fraction the Flickers.
Speaker 11 (39:53):
Okay, you said it's a Kevin Bacon movie.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yes, number to call two one four or eight one seven, seven,
eight seven, one nine five. Kevin Bacon turned sixty seven today. Okay,
and so we're going to do the trailer of a
Kevin Bacon movie. Now, I cut you some slack. This
is pretty easy, okay. Two one four seven seven, eight
seven one five. Tell me the name of this Kevin
(40:17):
Bacon movie.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
A scorched out post in the middle of nowhere, you
know close. I am leaving this place right now? How close?
Maybe that's why now and Earl decided to leave town.
They just picked the wrong day to do it.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Keez.
Speaker 5 (40:40):
But where do they come from?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Now? It's up to Val and Earl to save the world.
As one big mother who died made you uns.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
And they know just what to do. Flip for it.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Damnay, Okay, all right now, I probably should play it
again one more time, Yes, please do Yeah, you got
it on, both of you got it. We nailed it. Okay,
But I'll play it again one more time just in case.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Scorched out post in the middle of nowhere, you know close, I.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
Am leaving this place right now, how close?
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Maybe that's why Now and Earl decided to leave town.
They just picked the wrong day to do it.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Geez. Or where do they come from?
Speaker 5 (41:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
It's up to Val and Earl to save the world.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
That's one big mother who died made you under and
they know just what to do.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Flip for it. Damn okay. If you guys get it
right off the bat, You rascules, who are the smartest
audience in the history of morning radio, ought to have.
Speaker 11 (41:58):
This one well right off the bat.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Bow and Earl and El yeah away boy them shoe
Tell me what Kevin Bacon movie that is that would
be Tremor is right. I always like them giant worms.
Oh man, they're underground. Maybe come eat you from the
speaking worms? Thank you? Okay? So I got two questions.
(42:23):
First of all, who is this? This is Keith from
clee CLEI keep from Cleveland? I got it, Cleith from Cleveborn.
What's Keith? No, I'm just measuring it. Okay. So so
Keith from Cleveborn. Which tickets do you want? You want
Bachman Turner overdrive? What do you want to take a seat?
Total minute work in Christopher Croft? What's it gonna be?
(42:45):
How about the first one? The first one overground? That's
a good choice, good choice. Hang on, Keith from Cleveborn,
because we got to get some information from you. All right,
all right, don thank you, don't go away. I still
like Cleif from Cleebang Cleif. Okay, coming up, boy, do
I have something for you that was requested? And it's
(43:07):
actually a very funny story on the way.
Speaker 12 (43:10):
And you know, we aren't the only ones opening up
the long star ticket window today. We've got those Toto
men at work tickets to give away. Bo and I
will open up the lone star ticket window around eight
forty or so. But Jeff K will open it up
around four thirty five. He has a family four pack
of tickets to see the Rangers versus the A's July
twenty third. If you want to win, be listening this
(43:31):
afternoon to Jeff K. You're on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Hi, Dallas, fors Klaija Rock lone Star nine two five.
Good morning. It's Tuesday. We're getting closer to Friday, and tomorrow,
of course, is Ask this Stuff Day, So if you've
got a question, call he asked this stuff offline. Leave
it there two one, four, eight, six, six, eighty six
hundred and since our winner at seven fifty just a
(43:55):
little while ago, pick Botwin Turner Overdrive tickets. In the
eight forty ticket, we'll have tickets to see Total Minute
Work and Christopher Cross. Yeah, that's gonna be a good
show coming to the Toyota Music Factory. It's a Monday
night though.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (44:10):
Yeah, it's kind of hard for us because bto one
is a Tuesday night, so we can't go to either
one of their shows.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Real damm it? Okay, so toy Box Tuesday. I got
this email from Chad who said, hey, bo, can you
please play the story about a man who gets knocked
out playing pool after telling a total stranger about his girlfriend.
Now is that remember this is that ringing a bell
with any of you? It sounds good? Well, he sayss
(44:40):
been a while since I heard that. One loved the show.
Please play it in the eight o'clock hour. Well, since
it's ten after eight right now, this is it. We
were doing a speculation on how'd your mouth get you
in trouble? And this first story is the story this
guy's talking about. We're talking about how your mouth got
you in trouble? Go ahead, this this is somebody on the.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Yes, Hey, bow and Jim, how you doing man?
Speaker 17 (45:04):
This?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Jake?
Speaker 1 (45:04):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
I haven't heard that too many times? All Right? A
few months ago, guys, I was shooting some pool with
a buddy of mine over clicks in Carlton. Yeah, so
we're playing. We're playing pool. My buddy gets a phone call.
He's gotta leave it. I don't know, his wife called
him whatever. Yeah, and so another guy comes up, a
guy I don't know today, You mind if I finish
(45:29):
off the game here? I said, no, come on, grab
a stick. So we're drinking, carrying on, we'll play a
couple more games, drinking, carrying on drinking, and as always is,
conversation turns to the women when you pop a few down.
So I started telling him, probably you' but I started
telling Hi about a lady I was seeing. Now. This
chick was a total freak in the sack. Oh yeah,
(45:53):
total sacko bitch.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
From hell, been there, been there.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
And I think, bow, I think I and you. I
heard her say all the time, crazy always trump's a
good bloomer pudding.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
That is true, at least.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
I never knew. I never knew exactly what you meant
by that until I met this chef. Okay, anyway, I'm
telling this guy, you know how hot she looked, all
the hot things she did in the sack, and I
was going into detail when she looked like and how
crazy it was. Oh she was something else. Everything was
good for a while, but finally I said, look, Cassie,
(46:32):
you got a classy Cassie, but you got to hit
the bricks. And then he gets to a kind of
weird look on his face. He says, Cassie, I said yeah,
And then he says, what was her last name? I
told him last name. He said that she had a
tattoo of a butterfly and the small of her back
(46:52):
in the one like a tramp stamp. Huh, I said,
wait a minute, how you know that? The next thing
I know, guy, without no warning, blyd sat it. I
see the thick end of acoustic coming to my face.
That's when the lats went out.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
He hit you with acoustick.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
He I've the blunt end, my friend, Well, what happened?
Then I wake up? I'm lying on the pavement outside
with one of Caraton's finests looking over the top of me,
and the guy that just closped me sitting in the
back of the cop card. I heard the cop say, hey,
are you okay, buddy? And I said, what the hell happened? Caproplast?
(47:32):
That guy says you were bad mouthing his daughter. I said,
oh my god, and both as you say once again,
I write all these phrases down.
Speaker 14 (47:44):
You say, okay, I left my alligator mouth overlord, my
humming bird ass.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
The cop asked, he says, you want to press charge.
I said, no, I understand how it feels. Guys, this
was one psycho bitch. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, I know what you mean, But you did let
your alligator mouth, overload your humming bird ass.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
Well, how was he to know?
Speaker 8 (48:11):
I know, but of all the people in all the metroplex,
she talks bad about that guy's daughter. Oh yeah, I
bet he wished he hadn't have said that.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
How's your mouth get you in trouble?
Speaker 13 (48:27):
Just back in high school and I was giving of
some of my friends and h one of the lunch
ladies was you know how they caia? I commented to everybody,
I said, manauld, this lady looks exactly like she came
from planet of the eighth.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
Well that's a stake. That was my friend's mother.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Oh been her last boss too, you know.
Speaker 6 (48:51):
And he proved right over the table and we went
at it nothing's been it, and had food all over.
And ever since then I learned I don't say anything
to anyone. I keep my mouth shut because a smier
and wise man keep his mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
You know. I once asked a woman, a friend of
my wife's. She she had this big bell. I said,
when's your baby? Dore? She says, I'm not pregnant. You
just a big old stone.
Speaker 8 (49:17):
So I know, never never say anything about a woman's
pregnancy unless you see the baby's head coming.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Out right at that.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
It's the Bow and them show.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Dallas Forwarth's Blassic Rocks lone Star ninety two five. Well,
I'll be glad when we really don't have to talk
about this story anymore when something keeps happening. In the
wake of the flooding in central Texas along the Guadalupe River,
Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick announced the state will foot
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the bill for sirens to be installed in the area. Finally,
you mean they never had any warning sirens, No, no, and.
Speaker 12 (49:56):
The county, Kirk County had said it was too expensive.
So they wanted this state to fit the bill and
they didn't.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (50:02):
Yeah, they proposed the whole thing for safety out there,
and they went not cost too much money.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Well, Patrick's announcement comes to me. Criticism pointed out officials
over the National Weather Service alerts and forecasting before and
during the flash flooding. Some Texas cities like San Marcos
have flood sirens, but Patrick said voters in that area
didn't want them because well, it's too expensive.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
See, you always react after the fact, you know, which
you should have done a long time ago. A Texas
hill country is highly susceptible to flooding, earning the nickname
flash flood Alley. Well, that should have told you you
needed sirens. There's a hymns there. Though the rise of
the Guadalupe River was historic this time around, Patrick believes
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the installation of warning sirens will help save lives. Just
wish you would have done it like a month earlier.
Speaker 12 (50:53):
Absolutely, people across the Lone Star State are trying to
find ways to help Central Texas and the Hill Country
after flash flood devastated the area over the Fourth of
July weekend. Last count one hundred and four people are dead,
ten girls still missing.
Speaker 11 (51:07):
Now Kirk County saw the most.
Speaker 12 (51:08):
Amount of death so far, with sixty eight people deceased,
forty adults, twenty eight our children ten Camp Mystic girls
unaccounted for, along with one counselor. But two kids here
in North Texas are doing their part to help out.
Pair of twins in for work, nine year olds Corgan
and Cannon got to work Saturday night to set up
a lemonade stand for Sunday in their Tanglewood neighborhood, with
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all proceeds.
Speaker 11 (51:31):
Going to Camp Mystic.
Speaker 12 (51:33):
Now nine year old Corgan just two weeks ago was
at Camp Mystic and her brother was at the All
Boys La Junta camp. They sold lemonade and cookies for
a dollar each this past weekend, but generous customers, being
neighbors and strangers, gave them so much more. Within a
few hours, they raised more than twenty two hundred dollars.
By the end of the day they had more than
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five thousand dollars around. Some people actually skipped the treats
and just donated money in staf. Speaking speaking of donations,
we have a link up on our website at lone
star ninety two five dot com if you'd like to
make a donation.
Speaker 11 (52:08):
To the Texas Hill Country really fun.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yeah, making eliminage status. Sometimes if I knows for a
good cause, I'll just give them some money.
Speaker 12 (52:18):
Yeah, absolutely, And that's what people do. But if you
would like to do your part, because we all feel
so helpless right now, we do have a link up
on our page.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
All we've got is each other.
Speaker 11 (52:28):
Yeah, on dry down, so heartbreaking, that's right.
Speaker 10 (52:31):
Another nine year old Janie Hunt, a Highland Park ISD student,
is now a confirmed casualty from the impact that camp
missed it. Hunt is related to Kansas City Chiefs owner
Clark Hunt and FC Dallas owner Dan Hunt.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
I was wondering if they were related.
Speaker 10 (52:49):
Yeah, those families are hit hard with tragedy right now.
Twenty seven campers and counselors killed in the flooding at
mccamp Mystic Jamie Hunt attended Robert S. Higher Elementary in
Highland Park to other Highland Park students. Lila Bonner and
Elouise Peck also casualties in the flooding.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Absolutely heartbreaking.
Speaker 10 (53:09):
Several people in Highland Park have wrapped their trees in
green ribbons in honor of those who lost their lives
in the flooding.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
Oh man, and you know, and this is what really
pisses me off. Officials in Kirk County say the families
of flooding victims are being targeted by phone scammers.
Speaker 11 (53:28):
That does not surprise me at all. There's just evil
people everywhere.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
This comes as officials are struggling to get a firm
number of people missing in the area because they are
receiving hundreds of scam calls. Several families posted their phone
numbers on social media hoping for information about their missing
family members. Well, these scammers got a hold of say
I got a great idea. Victims' families are being called
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saying that they have found their kids and their parents
have to pay a lot of money quote for expense
to get their kids back.
Speaker 11 (54:02):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
Somebody must really really be evil to think of something
like that.
Speaker 11 (54:08):
One of them are not even from this country.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
Bow, I know, I know. The county was receiving twenty
four hours a day calls and the officials has spent
time and effort trying to track down the false claim. Wow,
go get him, go get him? All right, we got
total tickets coming up to the ticket window. Next on
the Bow and Them show once again a song for
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the working man. Yeah, why am I doing? Johnny Cash
with Alzheimer's By the way, who want our tickets?
Speaker 10 (54:46):
Go see Johnny Espinoza in Fort Worth.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
He was with us out at Billy Bob's.
Speaker 10 (54:50):
His blood drive came by and said, Hi, oh, I
remember Johnny Has He came to Texas in eighty two
to go to the Texas Jam.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, and he just stayed. I like it here. I'm
not driving all the way back to Beaumont for God's sake.
That's nice. Welcome, welcome, welcome, And I won't nag you
anymore after this, but I want you to call the
Ask This Stuff Hotline. Leave a question two and for
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eight six six eighty six hundred. We will feverishly work
and do our dead level damnedest to find the answer
to whatever question you leave.
Speaker 11 (55:30):
You always leave us some great questions.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
No tricks, please, No, don't call and say I bet
you don't know this. No, that's it's not stumped the chump.
We'll make ourselves look stupid on our own. You don't
have to an We're all about educating you. Yeah, that's right. Well,
you bring the questions, we get the answers for you. Yeah,
and we'll play choose your news, so you'd pick your
ticket between Bobman Turner over driving those Toto tickets we
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were just talking about, all right, all right, So I'm
just getting your ready for tomorrow's show because I want
you to be prepared, all right, Yeah, do your homework, please, yes,
please do please, Hey.
Speaker 11 (56:06):
Listen up.
Speaker 12 (56:07):
If you could use an extra thousand dollars to help
pay bills or maybe help out with your car payment
this month, then you need to keep listening.
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Rock.
Speaker 12 (56:13):
The bank is back and we have nine more chances
for you. To score a grand today. Bo and I
have that first keyword coming up around nine ten. When
you hear the keyword, you enter it at lone star
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next big winner. Rock the Bank on lone star ninety
two five.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Lonely is the knife. That's why we have Playboy magazines.
Speaker 11 (56:36):
Well, why you have it? I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Oh you don't. What do you do? Look at a
Sears catalog like we used to do when we were younger.
Speaker 11 (56:44):
Harlequin romances, Harlequine.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
I'm joking.
Speaker 12 (56:49):
I would hope so hey, she probably reads them. No, really,
I don't read Harlequin. I do read every night.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
Oh d what are you reading lately?
Speaker 12 (57:02):
It's called The Covenant of Water. It was one of
those Oprah Winfrey book Club books a long time ago.
But it's a huge book.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Oh it sounds interesting. It sounds like I gotta get
started reading that today.
Speaker 11 (57:15):
He's being facetious.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
No, I'm being both siefist.
Speaker 11 (57:19):
What I'm doing, very true, very true.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
All right, let's find out some time wasters him.
Speaker 12 (57:24):
All right, this is what we have up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com. So Bo Rod Stewart is a
thief and he admits it. I don't know if you
remember this, but back in twenty twelve, Rod Stewart wrote
in his autobiography that he unconsciously plagiarized the melody from
Brazilian singer Jorge Ben's nineteen seventy six song Toash Mahal
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for his nineteen seventy nine hit do You Think I'm Sexy?
Speaker 5 (57:53):
Now?
Speaker 12 (57:53):
Jorge Ben sued and the case was settled out of court.
But now Rod Stewart tells The Times of London that
he nicked it. That's right, He outright stole the song
and now you can judge for yourself. Here is just
part of tosh Mahaal and do you Think I'm Sexy?
Speaker 9 (58:19):
Okay, totally yes, a little slower, Oh Rod, you stole something.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
Yeah now.
Speaker 12 (58:37):
Rock Stewart justifies it by adding that after Ben suit him,
he never earned a penny off the song and all
the royalties went to UNISEEF. Meanwhile, Stuart's guitarist on Sexy,
Jim Cregan, said it was inspired in part by the
Rolling Stones Missyars.
Speaker 11 (58:54):
So he stole it from not one but two songs.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
If you've got something, leave it out and I'll thank you.
Speaker 11 (59:00):
Yes.
Speaker 12 (59:01):
The first teaser trailer for the Scorpions biopic Wind of
Change has been released and you can watch it right
now on our page.
Speaker 11 (59:08):
It's scheduled to be in theaters later this year.
Speaker 12 (59:10):
And as we mentioned yesterday, their sixtieth anniversary show this
past Saturday, and Hannover, Germany, their hometown, was captured for
a live album which will be out November fourteenth, and
call them the Walking Wounded Bow. So many rock stars
dealing with health issues right now. Graham Nash, who is
eighty three, broke his kneecaps.
Speaker 11 (59:32):
Six weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
What did he do?
Speaker 11 (59:34):
He fell?
Speaker 12 (59:35):
Now he's going forward with his tour, which made a
stop at the Longhorn Ballroom this past April. Seventy seven
year old Jeff Lynn of Electric Light Orchestra fame, he
broke a bone as well. He broke his left hand,
which prevented him from playing guitar at the opening of
his Jeff Lynn's Elo UK Farewell tour this past weekend
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in Birmingham, England.
Speaker 11 (59:58):
And Randy Bachman and That had to.
Speaker 12 (01:00:00):
Cancel his show last Tuesday in Ottawa because of a
minor medical issue.
Speaker 11 (01:00:05):
They're not saying what. Thankfully it's minor.
Speaker 12 (01:00:08):
So Randy and Bachman Turner Overdrive are scheduled to perform
at the Majestic Theater in Dallas next month.
Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
All these guys are pushing eighty.
Speaker 12 (01:00:16):
Yes, they are Aldo Nova. He suffered a back injury
after a fall, leading to the total cancelation of his tour,
and legendary keyboardist Rick Wakeman of Yes postponing his US
tour over health concerns. His doctors have recommended that he
undergo surgery this month to correct an ongoing health issue. Now,
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he's had so many health issues over the years. I
don't know if you remember, but when he was thirty
he had heart surgery.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Oh at thirty.
Speaker 11 (01:00:45):
Yes, yes, he's had a lot of issues. So Pearl
Jams drummer, I don't know if you saw this.
Speaker 12 (01:00:50):
Yesterday, Matt Cameron has left the band after twenty seven years.
He thanked the band for giving them the opportunity of
the lifetime. He is sixty two years old. He joined
Pearl ja I'm in nineteen ninety eight. Not sure what
he's gonna do now. Finally, with everything that's going on
in the world, especially with everything in Central Texas. I
think we could use a good video of Golden retrievers
(01:01:11):
who love swimming in a pool.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Oh yeah, of course he wouldn't.
Speaker 12 (01:01:15):
Check out these golden retrievers when they see their owner
grabbing towels, how excited they get and then them jumping
in the swimming pool. We have the video up on
the Bow and Them show page at lone start ninety
two to five dot.
Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Com Grand Funk Railroad. The second concert I ever saw. Yeah,
that was my second show and Pink Floyd was supposed
to open.
Speaker 11 (01:01:41):
And they've got their equipment.
Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
They got their equipment stole or some say it was repossessed.
Either way, there was no way for them to play,
so blood Rock kind of became their touring band.
Speaker 11 (01:01:55):
We do you still have your concert tickets?
Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Doun?
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
I wish I did. I used to have every get
stub to every concert I went to.
Speaker 12 (01:02:03):
Yeah, I recently found my ticket stub to see you
two at the Frank Irwin Center. And that was not
my first YouTube concert, but it was back in the
eighties at the Frank Erwin Center and Austin which has
now been torn down.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Well, what is what was your first concert?
Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
Did you Kiss at the sun.
Speaker 12 (01:02:21):
Yeah, And I got to see Kiss because I snuck
my way into They had a hotel stove for Hotel right.
Speaker 11 (01:02:28):
Across the summer, and.
Speaker 12 (01:02:31):
I snuck in by telling them that I was in
room four ten and they let me in and I
went to the restroom, and then I went to the
gift shop and in walked Kiss without their makeup, all
of the guys. And that was back in the late
seventies when they still all wore makeup.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Uh huh oh.
Speaker 12 (01:02:49):
So I was like looking at Gene Simmons. I was
standing next to him and we were both reading People
magazine and he was on the cover with Share covering
up his face with her hair because.
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:03:03):
They all had big beefy curly black hair the face.
Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
They are the most handsome guys.
Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
Bachman Turner Overdrive with special opening act Pink Floyd that's
a Grand Funk Railroad and special guest.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
That is a concert ticket. Stuff I would like to
have in my hands. Pink Floyd didn't show up.
Speaker 11 (01:03:28):
That's still so funny that you got to see them later.
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yes, many a time. You and Jimmy Okay, so our
after show decompression session is coming up next, where we'll
sit here and just talk stuff like we're talking what
do you think? I don't know, what do you think?
Speaker 12 (01:03:44):
Talk about the changes in the TSA rules when you fly?
Speaker 11 (01:03:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Okayout?
Speaker 13 (01:03:51):
That is it?
Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
For good or for bad?
Speaker 11 (01:03:53):
It's good?
Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Okay, oh good? I think I know what it is.
I'm not gonna say. All right, we'll wait till we
get on the after show decompression session. And of course
tomorrow is ask us Stuff Day, so let us know
what your question is. We'll try to answer it on
the show, and we'll play choose your newsy and pick
your ticket lumps again.
Speaker 11 (01:04:16):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Well, we'll see you on the after show and see
on the show. Enough show tomorrow. I thanks for listening.
Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
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