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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, around and round.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The ghost bird stops over. The piano man knows where
where hell? Sticky out you can't. Here come the garbage man.
Walked you hop, walked you hop that sticky out your can't,
And here come the garbage man. Walk you hop, walk
you hop. Don't nobody take it out the way your
daddy can't. I got a long leg mouth.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
She wasn't like a duck.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
She don't cook, but she loved to fixed chicken. I've
been down a Sunday brunch.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Stick out your can and here come the guys man.
Walk to walk your w got another little mama with
a head like a rock. She doesn't cook either, but
she like a nice cocktail after driving on the expressway.
Stick out your can.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
He'll come the guy who's mad. Walk top walk you hop?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Three, two, five and four and two of six. I
ain't good looking. I got a big long line of
credit at the bank of the that's a transition horse.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I stick out you came, and here come the garbage man.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Listen to me.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Come on, dadis and sister out to milk the cow.
Sister got a hold of the bull somehow. Mama, Mama
better run here quick, sister got the bull right square
on the I had a cultural humor always works on
your show.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, absolutely the lowest common denominator here.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Stick out, you can here come the garbage man. Listen,
Boogie will get a.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Play him finger. Professor b Willgie taught him everything.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Should you this one, this one always, this one got
us in trouble the last time.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Okay, explain what it's supposed.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
To supposed to say. I'm a pheasant, I'm fired a
little fried. I'm not a pheasant feather plucker or feather
flucker's son.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Let me take it, Okay, I'll tell you. Okay, just
give me one bart let it go.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, I say already ready, I'm not a.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Father pucker of fatherly flucker somemble, I pluck a.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Pheasant feather till the feather plucker.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Stick at your can't, good job, stick at your can.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
He'll come to go.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Man said, ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Thank
you Dallas for putting up with this buss. Here's a
reminder for you, just in case, don't ever stick your
fingers weight.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You wouldn't pluck your cane.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'll stick out.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
You can come up the guy man, stick out your
can here, come the garage man. Here we go, stick
out your here, come the go bitch man, stick out
your can here, come to God.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
He'll come to go, Come to garbage Amos Milburn style.
Speaker 10 (03:09):
I know Reverend Billy Seawards played that live on this
show last week during the Blood Drove.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
But it wasn't the first time he's played it live.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 10 (03:19):
Because today is Global Garbage Man Days. Why I had
to start the show with that particular song because it
just made so much sense.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Hats off to all the garbage men and women out there.
Speaker 10 (03:33):
Well, I'd rather call them trash collectors garbage man. I
don't know if you want to be called a garbage man.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Do you guys give your garbage people a gift around
the holdy?
Speaker 10 (03:43):
Yes I do. If I catch him, they're so fast,
you know, we'll get a little gift cards card always
for food.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
They got a Jack Daniels gift set from me last year.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Oh really, yeah, in the trash town.
Speaker 10 (03:57):
It was empty, but hey, they like the glasses and
a little flask.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yeah, they loved it. Hey, thanks Aluly. It's also World
Crop Day.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Kroc as in doc croc.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
No, I was in crocodile, but you'll hear a lot
of croc on this show today, for sure.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Have you heard something last week?
Speaker 10 (04:16):
Yes, it's a global awareness campaign to highlight the flight
of endangered crocodiles and alligators all around the world. I
always told you about when I had my little baby
alligator and I petted him. He bit me on the
finger and I reflex flinging him against the fence and
I killed him.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
But he shouldn't have been wrong.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
You've done that to quite a few animals, including birds.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I hadn't done that to bird the slint move.
Speaker 10 (04:40):
I used to kill me some doves that once in
a while with my dad, fight or fight, but we
always cooked and ate them there.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Okay, so there's no waste.
Speaker 10 (04:51):
And to go with that, how about National Eat your
Vegetables Day? Okay, because those farts aren't going to create themselves.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
You know what I mean? You need cabine have a
little bit.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
It's World Day to Combat Desertification and Drought Day.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Excuse me.
Speaker 10 (05:07):
They could have just said World Combat Drought Day, but no,
they had to throw in some words to make it
more complicated.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
For US.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Route Awareness Day that's.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
Oh it's also National root Beer Day. I love I'm
still a big root beer fan on my goofy log.
To give me a cold mug of it.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
You want hear a sound out of the fries cold
root Beard that they serve up at the State Fair
of Texas.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Oh yeah, good. Always get at least two glasses. So good.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
So I'm thinking maybe you're gonna have to identify a
root beer commercial to be able to pick your ticket
between Kansas and thirty eighth Special.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Or Rodney Carritt.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
That sounds like a plan to me, because.
Speaker 10 (05:45):
I mean, face it, there's not that many different brands
of root beer, so you should have an easy time whatever.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
So you say the usually it's tough when you say that.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
Yeah, it's also National Apple Strudle Day.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
I love that.
Speaker 10 (05:59):
Yeah, well I prefer cherries over apples. Well look at this,
it's National cherry Tartan. Got my attention now, boy crack it? Yes,
and today is a toy Box Tuesday, and we got
some celebrity birthdays we're going to recognize here today. You
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gotta hear from Steve o Oh yes, boy, George, remember
that one, Barry Manilow and Paul McCartney. Awesome, who turns
eighty three tomorrow? My god, Paul McCartney is eighty three.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
We have some news about Paul McCartney up on the
Bow and Them show page, because Paul is the walrust.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Oh yeah, okay, I saw that. All right, all right,
we'll let you know.
Speaker 10 (06:49):
Well, we'll give you all the ins and outs of
all that, but first we have sports of all sorts
coming up. Will the Edmonton Oilers get thrown back into
the trash pile again?
Speaker 11 (07:01):
I hope not.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well, they're down three games.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Yeah, I won't cry they lose, but I will be
excited if they win.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
Well, you won't be as upset as the Stars were
when they were kicked to the curb bite Edmonton.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Anyway.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
I just hope both teams have fun. Yeah, right, everybody
says that, but that's not what you want. You want
to win, dammit, Yes, buddy, Okay, then of course we
got the freaking fool file, and there's just never a
shortage of dumb ass and goofiness to go around.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
They always make more, don't they.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, that's because people are making more babies. Yeah, as
long as you do that.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
A couple of them are gonna be stupider the hell
you know, and they'll grow up to be stupider.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Hell won't all right? Time to do the morning dress.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I got the yawns here today. I'd better have me
a big.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
Betsmondozo, No world, I don't mind if you run to me.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
It just don't run into me.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Yes, yes, don't hurt me.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Hey, look out, it's six thirty sports.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Sorry Rod, you by the will Hide Law Firm. Injury
lawyers go to willhightwins dot com.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
So well.
Speaker 10 (08:25):
The Edmonton Oilers finish as Stanley Cup runners up again.
Edmonton was pushed to the brink of elimination in the
twenty twenty five Stanley Cup Final on Saturday, losing Game
five at home by a score of five to two
to the defending champion Larida Panthers. The series now shifts
back to Florida for Game six tonight, when the Panthers
will have the chance to pull off a repeat championship. Now,
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the rare Cup final rematch between Florida and Edmonton has
played out much differently than last year, when the Oilers
erased a three to nothing series deficit, but they dropped
decisive Game seven on the road. Now, Connor McDavid and
company need to win two straight elimination games to avoid
becoming repeat Stanley Cup runners up. If they lose, the
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Oilers wouldn't be the first team to suffer Cup final
losses in consecutive seasons.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
The Boston Bruins.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
Lost the nineteen seventy seven Cup Final to the Montreal
Canadians before suffering the same fate against Montreal in nineteen
seventy eight. So we'll just have to see what we
see and see how it all shakes out. The puck
will drop tonight at seven o'clock.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
All right, let's talk basketball. The Oklahoma City Thunder beat
the Indiana Pacers one twenty to one oh nine in
Game five of the NBA Finals last night, making them
one win away from the franchise's first ever NBA title.
But it wasn't league MVP shy Gilgess Alexander who put
the team on his back in Game five. Instead, it
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was twenty four year old forward Jalen Williams. He erupted
for forty points, one point shy of his career high.
Williams also joined rare company as he recorded three straight
twenty five plus point games in the finals. Only four
other players in the last four years have achieved such
a feat Shaquille O'Neill, Dwayne Wade, Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving.
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Oklahoma City led by as much as eighteen, but the
Pacers did make a push in the fourth quarter and
got within five points. However, the late magical runs Indiana
has conjured this postseason didn't transpire again last night. Game
six will be in Indiana where Oklahoma City can win
the championship. That's set for Thursday night. Tip Off will
(10:36):
be at seven thirty Thursday nine.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Pacers got their asses hands as yes did. I was
watching it till I went to Ben that the annalys anymore?
Speaker 12 (10:45):
All right, a little more on Shaquille O'Neal, who Anna
just mentioned in her story there Shack who, by the way,
has been big man around town. He's been spotted and
videoed on social media a little bit. I believe he
was doing some shopping in the DFWA.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
He's got that Chicken place.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah, he was living in Carrollton. I think now he
lives in the rock Wall area.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
He can afford to move anytime. You want to keep
both those houses.
Speaker 12 (11:11):
Shaq is also going to be doling out seven figures
to settle a class action lawsuit against FTX that also
names other high profile athletes. Shaq will pay one point
eight million towards the lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Chump Change There's nothing news jump Change.
Speaker 12 (11:29):
After he was accused of touting the since defunct defunct
cryptocurrency as a reputable and trustworthy investment option through paid endorsements.
Legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady and NBA star Stephen Curry,
as well as David Ortiz, sho heey O Tani, and
Trevor Lawrence were also named in this suit as parties
(11:51):
who either controlled, promoted, assisted in, and actively participated in
FTX trading and FTX US Transaction now FTS for those
who don't know, third largest cryptocurrency exchange, but ended up
with billions of dollars worth the losses they had to
see bankruptcy protection. The company came under investigation by state
(12:11):
and federal authorities for allegedly investing depositors' funds in ventures
without anyone's approval.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Oh yeah, that's not cool, man.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
A lot of celebrities need to watch out when.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
They start endorsing that kind Yeah yeah, right, yeah, I'll
invest it for you, but I won't tell you about it.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Hey, remember hawk to a girl that drives you so crazy?
Speaker 12 (12:32):
God, Yes, I think that's the same kind of deal
with her, and that's why she's dropped off the radar
well Baseball.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
When shoe Hayl Tani stepped onto the mound at Dodger
Stadium last night, it was more than just a moment.
It was hissed tory and the return of the guy
whose only comparison in Major League Baseball history is Babe Ruth.
The ballpark buzzed with excitement, and nearly every fan was
on their seat ahead of the first pitch. That's something
that just hadn't been seen since Game one of the
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twenty twenty four World Series against the New York Yankees.
The fifty six thousand people sell out pack the stands,
holding their breath as Otani took them ound for the
first time since August twenty third of twoenty twenty three,
a span of six hundred and sixty three days.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
Now, his debut wasn't perfect, but it also could have
been a lot worse. After not pitching in nearly two years,
the Japanese right hander clearly showed signs of rust and
lack of command in his first big league action of
the season. In fact, he only pitched one inning with
two hits allowed, one earned run, no walks, and no strikeouts.
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He's not back to full form yet, as you probably guess,
patience will be needed as he builds back up to
full strength one inning at the time.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Speaking of baseball, are the Rangers finally turning things around?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Well?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Yeah, Now, I don't want to jinx anything, but it
sure looks that way. The Rangers have undergone a remarkable
trend information over the last few weeks, shifting from a
struggling offense that racked near the bottom of the league
in several offensive categories to a powerhouse capable of explosive scoring.
The team has won four in a row, and they
have returned to the five hundred mark for the first
time since May twenty first. Now, tonight, the Rangers will
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try to make it five wins in a row when
they face off with the Kansas City Royals at Globe
Blive Field. First pitch tonight will be at seven oh five.
If you can't make it the game, you can watch
it on the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
We're mediocre, Hey, let's talk to.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
The men's College World Series.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Now.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
The game between UCLA and LSU was suspended last night
after steady rain and lightning moved into the Omaha area.
That game will resume this morning. LSU led five to
three after three innings when the grounds crew rolled up
the tarp as those storm clouds moved over Charles Schwab Field.
Now the UCLA LSU winner will advance to a bracket
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final tomorrow. The loser will play Arkansas in an elimination
game tonight. More than twenty thousand people turned out for
Monday night's game before the rain scared him all away,
and that followed Gage Woods no hitter in Arkansas's three
to a win over Murray State yesterday.
Speaker 10 (15:14):
Okay, yeah, it's getting down to the wire in the
College World Series.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yes it is. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (15:19):
College baseball, Arkansas relief pitcher of this unfortunate name in
high school roll call, Arkansas relief pitcher Gabe Gackle just
gave Gagle.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
That's his name.
Speaker 12 (15:30):
Now he's known for something other than an unusual name.
He is the first to ever have a shoelace delay
in college baseball.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
What's a shoelace delay?
Speaker 12 (15:41):
When Gegle pitches his delivery, he sees him drag his
right foot so violently against the mound that he has
to change his laces in that shoe after every inning.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Really yeah.
Speaker 12 (15:52):
During Arkansas's first game, as laces gave out an inning
number five, so umpires delayed the game, allowed him to
get some replacement shoelaces. And then the other teams playing
in the tournament bitch about it, and they say that's
not fair for him to hold.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
It up for a reason like that, do that after
every inning? Right right raw. The rule book says that
as long as it doesn't hold up the game in general,
it's okay.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
Okay, So lead a boy alone, and I got some
more good news. Yeah, ready, Joey Jaws. Chestnut is officially
confirmed to compete in the Nathan's Fourth of July Hot
Dog Eating dat after sitting out last year due to
a conflict over a sponsorship deal with Impossible Foods because
they're plant based instead of meat based. Chestnut and Major
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League Eating have shaken hands and considered their beef to be.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Over nicely done.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Bug that sure doesn't deserve it. Ta okayo.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Without Chestnut in the competition last year, Patrick Ben and
Lodi claimed his first victory with fifty eight hot dogs
and buns in ten minutes. A mere snack for Chestnut,
who hold the record with seventy six hot dogs in
ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Hey, not just any hot dogs? What freaking hot they
dipamine water? I can't stand who spros to see too?
All right, freaking full file next on the bow and
them shoulder.
Speaker 10 (17:21):
That Sir Cuban's arrow can sting a little sometimes absolutely
coming off our interview with Paul McCartney, who turns eighty
three tomorrow. But right now it's the freaking full file,
and I must warn you that my two stories have
to do with bodily functions.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Oh nice, thanks for the warning.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You wouldn't expect anything less from me? No, no, not
at all.
Speaker 10 (17:47):
Officers in Mobile, Alabama, responded to a gas station where
they found thirty one year old Brett Craft Junior had
somehow climbed on top of the gas station building, carrying
a machette, which he must have carried in his teeth because.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
He'd got to go up that step.
Speaker 10 (18:03):
Yeah, like a pirate. Officers tried to get Craft to
get down. He told him, kiss my ass, I ain't
coming down that is a quote. Mobile fire rescue was
called to the scene, as well as mental health counselors,
k nines and the swat team, but those extra resources
still did not convince Kraft to come down off the roof.
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He also yelled at cop saying anybody who came to
get him off the roof would be quote sliced in half.
To further get his point across, Kraft had several empty
water bottles with him that he would pee in and
throw them at the officers, well with the top off,
of course, nasty. He must have drank a bunch of
beer to fill up more than one of them.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Well.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
Eventually they got him down by using tear gas on
the mad whizzer and they cuffed him. One member of
the police swat team received a broken nose after getting
hit by one of the piss filled bottles thrown from
the roof.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
He also got his uniform soaked with yuan or cradle hazard.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
He is facing a slew of charges, including assault, assault
with bodily fluids, and criminal mischief. He was taken to
a local hospital for a mental health BBDV evaluation. The
guy also gave no reason why he did it. He
must have just thought, well, I'm bored. I think I'm
on Peeing bottles and throwing my coat sounds like fun
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to me.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Yeah, all right, let's travel to the UK. In the UK,
the name Ian Smith spelled i an isn't all that uncommon,
and Ian Smith spelled iai n with an extra I
is now being asked to pay the price for it.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Wouldn't that be ei in Yeah, No, it's still pronounced.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Ian Smith was recently hit with an energy bill that
totaled a staggering seven six and fifty four pounds, which
is more than ten grand in American money. With penalty,
that bill is now over eleven thousand pounds. Now here's
the problem, though, Ian Smith with the extra eye has
never lived at the address the bill is addressed to,
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and the Ian on the bill is spelled differently than
how he spells his name. Going through proper channels, it
was ruled that Ian with an extra eye wasn't responsible
for the bill, but it still hasn't been taken out
of his name, which is understandably causing him all kinds
of stress. Yeah, that's because government officials keep getting confused
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which Ian is which, and they keep sending him the
bills for eleven thousand dollars every month, and they've even
threatened to take his house away if he doesn't pay
the bill. That isn't his bill. Yeah, that's even if
Ian with the extra eye calls them once every two
weeks to straighten it out, they still can't figure it out.
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Bless his hard.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
If his parents just has spelled his first name like
the other guy, then he could have sloughed it off.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
On the other guy.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Let this be a lesson not to name your child
Ian with.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
An extra yes, yes, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 12 (21:07):
So a United Airlines flight was getting ready to take
off out of Chicago and passengers got on board, and
it was one of those planes where everybody has a
little video screen in front of them. So United Airlines
presses play on a little greeting video for them. Only
it wasn't the video that they intended to show the passengers.
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It had been messed with, that had been altered unknowingly
to the flight crew. So this United Airlines flight hits
play on this video message everybody settling into their seats,
and it's a lude message. And some of the customers
say they found the inappropriate message really funny and naturally.
Others were deeply offended by it. One of the passengers
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shared a photo with their video screen on social media
site Reddit. It said, welcome aboard flight bite me one
to Chicago.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
They slipped. Whoever did it?
Speaker 12 (22:02):
It wasn't just displayed in front of the passengers faces.
Once further down the screen the flight number was explained.
It was on there again, bite me one. Some commentators
on the post that it was really funny. Little humor
was sorely needed. Others wrote, if this genuinely makes you mad,
you need to take it easy.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Life. Isn't that serious? Just chill out, lighting up.
Speaker 12 (22:20):
It could be that an engineer was carrying out some
maintenance on the system and then had to test it
before making sure it was working as expected. In order
to load the system, the engineer would need to input
a made up, fake flight number, So bite me one.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (22:38):
Now, if you watch social media clips every once in
a while, you'll see bartenders doing this on somebody's bar tap,
they'll put a little personal note at the bottom, just
a red hat, blonde woman, you know that kind of thing.
So this guy put bite me one just to load
something into that text field. Okay, so they made up
something humorous, got it past the login screen, and whoops.
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They left it on the screen as a joke or
as a mistake for all the customers to marvel at.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
I would leave it.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
I'm flo on an airline with the number. Now I
go from number one to number two. Oh good, when
you gotta go, you gotta go. Is what one man
probably had in mind when he decided to pinch a
loaf in the middle of a Detroit shoe store.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
No, he didn't, and yes it was caught on video.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
Was it in a shue, no the store.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
The dump and dash happened.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
On Sunday morning at the former Mill store at eight
Mile Road in Van Dyck. Even though the store does
have a bathroom, it has been close to the public
since the COVID nineteen pandemic. However, anyone who really needs
to go is allowed to use it. The suspect, however,
did not ask before dropping a deuce in the middle
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of the floor. He walked to the door at ten
thirteen and he was out the door by ten seventeen
and employee said, pure yeah, so that was a four
minute loaf that came out.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
The guy who did it probably in his fifties and
he came in with one of his friends to keep
watch if anyone was coming, while his friend was hunkering
on the floor of the.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Store just honking out a dirt snake.
Speaker 10 (24:20):
So far, the mad crapper has not been identified, and
anyone who has any information on the on the Shoe
Aisle crapper please call Foreman Mills and tell them if.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
You know anything.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Mad crap.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
God love it, just god.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
I love those people though, come on, they give us
the freaking full file every single.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
As long as they don't come into my house, I
love them. That's right. Crap.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Somewhere else, Hey, coming up on a toy box Tuesday.
Bo has a fun way for you to pick your
ticket now. We have tickets to see Kansas and thirty
eight Special July twentieth, or you can pick tickets to
see Rodney Carrington in September. Pick your ticket around seven fifty.
Right here you are on the Bow and Them show
on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two
to five.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock Loane Star ninety two to five
in a white room hopefully with padded walls for this show.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
That would be nice.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yes, it would, Yes, it would. Okay.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Remember tomorrow is ascus Stuff Day. So if you've got
a question, call you ask you Stuff hotline. Leave it
there two one four eight six six eighty six hundred.
We'll answer it on the air. We'll play chew as
you do. So you can pick your ticket.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
No theme tomorrow, am I correct?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
List?
Speaker 11 (25:47):
No theme?
Speaker 10 (25:48):
Okay, So it'll just be random headlines from past issues
of The Weekly World.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Note.
Speaker 10 (25:53):
Meanwhile, today it is actually tomorrow is Paul McCartney's eighty
third birthday.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Eighty three.
Speaker 10 (26:02):
Now, this is a phone call he gave to us.
I think this was two thousand and five. This is
almost twenty years old.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Is this the one where he was in the limo?
Speaker 10 (26:12):
Yes, he was doing a concert at American Airline Center,
I believe, and he called us from his limo that
picked him up at the airport and we had a
little conversation with Paul McCartney. Now, first of all, that
was real thrill for me because I grew up on
the bat Oh yeah, I think what a thrill. I
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think a lot of us did, so to actually get
to talk to Paul McCartney. This is how it went, Jim, Yes,
it's actually both of us two for the price of one.
Abs so positutely good man, hang on one second, okay,
hello sir Paul McCartney, Hey said Bowe and Jim, Yes, are.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
We're not ready this interview? We're not worthy. No, I
know that.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
We all know that, guys, But anyway, don't we can
do an interview. Don't worry.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
I tell you you're the first royalty. We've also had
on too.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Really yeah, well not really royalty, you know, believe.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Me, well, you are in our eyes.
Speaker 10 (27:15):
See, if it wasn't for you, we'd probably be roofing
houses or something. It was the Beatles that struck my
nerve and made me want to get into this business.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
It's funny, man, I hear that from so many people.
I take it as a huge compliment, you know, but really,
so many people in all walks of life said, you know,
that's why I started producing, That's why I started making guitars,
where I started DJing whatever. It's quite attributes.
Speaker 10 (27:39):
Well, do you remember the first piece of music that
really grabbed you by your nerve and made you want
to do what you're doing? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
I think it was Bill Hailey's Rock around the Clock.
Oh yeah, three o'clock four o'clock report.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Them whoa five six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Rock eh man, But that really that did my head in.
And then Geen Beboppolola that one I had to go
and buy.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Well, for me, it was it Won't Be Long. That
was the first Beatles song that really made me go,
dang good, that's a cool songolutely.
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Yeah, if there was a time machine, I'd go back
to the time.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
That you guys were in Hamburg.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Oh yeah, can you give me a little taste of
what it was like during that early days when you
were playing guitar and Stewart was playing the bass.
Speaker 13 (28:25):
Yeah, man, it was.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Well, it was crazy for us, you know, because we
were just such young kids and we were suddenly let
off the leash. I mean, it's almost straight out of
school in Hamburg, you know. So we were suddenly down
some rock and roll club in Hamburg, and it was
it was kind of magical, you know, because it was
a world we'd never seen before, and we would just
spend most of our time either sort of sleeping or
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playing music. You know. So it's great training, and you know,
we would would get up, we get down to the
original place We played with the Indra and then a
place called the kais Keller. We get down to the club,
get on that stage, play our sets, and then you
just watch the next band play their sets. So it
was great. You know, you might just go and get
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something to eat, then go back play another set. But
it was magical.
Speaker 14 (29:15):
You know.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
You'd see you'd see the people coming in looking in
the beer hole that we were playing in the cellar,
and they'd be mainly looking at the beer prices, you know,
like it was. They were students, you know, so this
was like crucial whether they could afford the beer, and
our job was to draw them in, you know, so
we'd see them we go, oh, dance in the streets
to night go out. Yeah, we were so rocking. We
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had to like create a rumpus, you know, to get
these kids in. And after a couple of weeks the
work got round. You know. Then we were thinking, wow,
this is really cool. But now I look back and
I think, well, it was the.
Speaker 10 (29:48):
Beatles, and then of course you had the time to
get involved in some of the nice, sinful little goodies
that they had at that time.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
We absolutely, I categorically deny that you worship it was
not me. My lawyer will be seeing you about that.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
You didn't see me. It didn't prove nothing.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
Well, maybe just a little. We were young, we were single,
We were grooving, you know, and say we just got
let off the leash and uh in Liverpool and we
had a good time.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
Man back in like the mid to later sixties, were
you guys kind of worried about the Motown sound? Might
take a little bread out of your mouth there, No.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Man, we were major fans. You're kidding. We promoted it
at every single opportunity. People say, what kind of thing
are you listening to? Say, Hitchiker by Marvin Day, You know, man,
that was you know those I can't hear that song
still but without getting flashbacks to the sixties and sort
of feels like, you know, great great days. I love that.
I love that. So we were like Motown's biggest fans.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
You know, there's so many questions.
Speaker 10 (30:47):
I could sit here and talk to you all day,
but I got to ask one who came up with
the Paul is Dead scam.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
I loved it. I love you know.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
It was aboartly some American DJ. We didn't know anything
about it until I just started getting accid in interviews.
Are you dead? Excuse me because you rephrase that question,
you know. And it turned out and I think with
some American DJ, I haven't traced him, and he just
put all these little clues together. You know, I think
you've been doing too much or something.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
So you guys didn't have anything to do with that.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
No, there's nothing to do with it. The big clue
was like I was supposed to be barefoot on the
level crossing. The truth of that was I was wearing
sandals that day and it was so hot.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
I just kicked him off.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
I thought, well, I'll just take a photo, And there
are other photos in that series of me with the
sandals on, so that meant I think, except I had
half feet, you know. And then the other thing was
the guy there was a Beetle Folkswagen. Oh yes, and
with the license plate that said two eight one f
two eight if yeah, and somebody said he would have
(31:53):
been twenty eight if he'd have lived. I mean, you know,
I think it was kind of stretching it myself.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
And of course he blew his mind out in the
car it must be true, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 10 (32:03):
And in the in the Magical Mystery tour album where
you're sitting there where I was right in front of you.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
That sign kind of tipped everybody off.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
It's really od, very trippy, and and I've got like
a black carnation, I mean, the only other thing there was.
There were like there weren't four red ones, and it
was like, you know, nobody meant anything. It was just
like whoever grabbed the red ones?
Speaker 4 (32:25):
I gotta tell you this.
Speaker 10 (32:26):
Jimmy and I actually went on a trip to England.
We did the Abbey Road thing. I was you by
the way, I'm the one that took my shoes off
and walk.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
We saw you in Birmingham.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (32:36):
We went to Liverpool to do the tour and we
found out, I'll be damned, Penny Lane is a real place,
and I wondered if you ever got your haircut at
that barber shop.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
I never did, no, but we used to kind of
pass it all the time. You know, I was used to,
like I still do. It always seemed to me like
a little art exhibicient almost, pictures of sort of those
heads you know in hairdresses shops. Yeah, I still kind
of notice them. It's like it's looks to me like
an art thing. You know, we used to just stop
at the window and kind of check out all the
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hairdoodes that we weren't going to get. You never got
my hair. I don't think it was been a very
quick one if I did.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
But we see the banker sitting waiting for a trim,
as we all know, yeah exactly.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
You know, all those things were near there. There was
a bank, there was a fire station. But we kind
of put them all together a little bit of poetic license. Listen,
I'm just going back some fans, so I've got to
just wave. Man, okay, okay, give me two minutes here. Hey, nice,
you don't rock them? Well yeah, he goes. It was
just a few there I had to say hello to
That was nice.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Nice a little break in.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
We're just arriving at the venue. Now, hey god me
don well the guy holding up half in the base
We okay, man, you take it easy, guys, and I'll
be enjoying the show.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Thank you for everything that you've meant to us over
the years.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
That's great. And then let me say to the list,
it's just uh lot's to love you guys. I'll be
enjoyed to show. Anyone doesn't get in if you enjoy
the record. I'm in your kid book or whatever, but
love to love to you.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Oh, thank you, sir, Paul McCartney.
Speaker 10 (34:12):
Yeah, guys, Ballas Forest Classic Roncolone Star ninety two to five.
Every time I play that Paul McCartney interview, like Anna
just told me, it makes you love him even more.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
I know every time I hear him, he's just so
down to earth and charming.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I just love you, Paul Mccartny, wouldn't you like to
hang with him for just one night?
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Buy him every drink or meal he wanted here, Yes.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Edny, plant based meal, and I would have plant based
food with him, just so I wouldn't offend him.
Speaker 12 (34:46):
Hey, that says a lot from a Texas girl over here.
That's a lot to say you would do that for
Paul McCartney.
Speaker 10 (34:51):
Yes, But if I asked you to eat a plant
based meal made out of a cactus spine, give me
a steak, I get you at you?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah, Paul seems warm? Yes, I mean you know.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
And turning eighty two today is Barry Manilow. That means
Barry Manilow is one year and one day less old
than Paul McCartney, and he had done a duet album
with a Bunch of Dead People, and Barry Manilo is
(35:25):
eighty two today. So I want to play a piece
of our interview with Barry Manilow. You never know, some
interviews that are just way out of your wheelhouse seem
to work.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
But Barry Manilow's legendary.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
You may not play it on a classic rock station,
but people know who Berry Manilow is.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah. Here's part of our interview with Barry Manilow. Ladies
and gentlemen, I'm looking forward to this live from our
iHeartMedia Studios in New York. Barry Manilo, can you hear me?
Not everybody, I can hear you. Just find testing one too.
Got it? Very good? Very good.
Speaker 10 (36:04):
So, Barry, are you aware of how many kids you
helped conceive?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
My friend?
Speaker 6 (36:11):
You know you did?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
You know you did.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
It's just part of the life cycle here, Don't I
make fun of it.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
You know, in my show I usually say, you know,
guy should say thank you to me because of my
romantic music. But you know, listen, people come over to
me all the time, you know, telling me all these
beautiful things that you know that they think about the
work that I've done. So yeah, if they conceive kids
to it, great, And you.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
Know, especially among hardcore rock dogs, you've been the butt
of jokes, but you've been laughing all the way down
that middle of the road right to the bank.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
You know, all I do is try to make the
most beautiful music I can, most most meaningful, most emotional
music I can. Then I throw it out there. Some
of them stick to the wall and some of them don't.
And that's all you can do as an artist. Just
do the stuff that you believe in and throw it
out there and hope that it works.
Speaker 10 (37:02):
Okay, Well, let me ask you this. Whatever happened to Lola?
She was a showgirl, you know.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
You know she was, but she made it, but Tony didn't.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Ah, how many times do people ever ask you was
that a real story?
Speaker 8 (37:16):
Whoever asked me that is really a moron?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
All right, tell it like it is.
Speaker 10 (37:25):
Let me switch gears here for a minute, because I
always thought it was kind of funny that you didn't
write the song. I write the songs, but you have
written some of the world's most famous commercial jingles of
all time.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
I did, I.
Speaker 8 (37:41):
Guess, I'm proud to say. But you know that, you
know they still play some of them, you know, I
did in the in the day. Back in the day,
there was a lot of them that were on the radio,
from Kentucky Fry Chicken to McDonald's. These are you're old
as I am, but they still keep playing I am
stuff going.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeah, and they play like a good name there.
Speaker 10 (38:06):
I guess you get a check every time that plays
because they run that commercial alone, don't.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
I don't, I don't. They buy you out as the composer.
So I got five hundred dollars for that State Farm thing,
well thirty five years ago. But the girl that sings
it is on her third rolls Royce By now. Because
she's on the spot. You get you get residuals if
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you're on the commercial, if your voice is on the commercial.
But if you write it, they buy you out. And
you know, back in those days, five hundred bucks was
a lot of money from me, So I was happy.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Who would have.
Speaker 8 (38:40):
Thought it would have lasted this long?
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Though, Well, I guess it's better to buy you out
than wait till you die.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
But if you die, if you die, I will sing
with you.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
Oh, so.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
That is good for you.
Speaker 10 (39:02):
I'm still waiting lone Star ninety two five. Okay, remember
tomorrow Ask a Stuff Day. Leave your question on the
Ask You Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred and we'll answer it on the end.
Play choose your news tomorrow so you can pick a
ticket same thing today. You can choose between tickets to
see Kansas and thirty eight Special at the Pavilion at
(39:24):
Toyota Music Factory that's on July twentieth. Or you can
pick a pair of tickets to see Rodney Carrington Old
Friend at Will Rodgers' Auditorium in Fort Worth on September fifth,
And of course whatever you don't pick goes into the
eight forty lone star ticket window. Now you just heard
Barry Metilow on the show. Yeah, and that's something out
(39:46):
of our wheelhouse, as they say in the business, very much.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
So it was fun.
Speaker 10 (39:50):
You'll never hear a Barry Menilos song on this station. Also,
you'll never hear a culture club song on this Boy
George turned sixty four over the weekend, and he was
one of those people that, like we say, is way
out of our wheelhouse.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
But he was fun, Yes, he was.
Speaker 10 (40:09):
Here's our interview with Boy George, let's all sing along?
Shall we tell.
Speaker 11 (40:15):
I hate this?
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Pray? Wait a minute, Wait a minute, what is this,
mister karma chameleon boy? George?
Speaker 14 (40:27):
It is?
Speaker 11 (40:27):
Yes, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (40:29):
I'm doing good? Where are you from?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
We're in Dallas, Texas?
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Where are you I'm in London?
Speaker 10 (40:35):
Ahright, So I guess clear channel's paying for this damn
call because I know I'm not.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Where have you been lately?
Speaker 10 (40:43):
You kind of show up and then they do it
behind the music on you and show all the trials
and tribulations.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Then you disappeared. Where have you been?
Speaker 6 (40:52):
Well?
Speaker 5 (40:52):
I've been djaying really for the last twenty five years.
I've been involved in dance music, so I've been kind
of traveling all over the globe, you know, doing dance
parties and playing at house clubs, and you know, two
years ago I just sort of started to get the
kind of urge to make some music again and to
work with a band and go on the road, and
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you know, I kind of missed that. So you know,
that's really what I'm kind of focusing on right now.
Speaker 10 (41:17):
So has anybody ever asked, Hey, man, I'll pay you
a bunch of money if Culture Club will get back together.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Well, we are actually making a record this year. But
it's not about anyone kind of bribing us. I mean,
we we kind of I feel that we had a
kind of musical score to settle with each other. You know.
We we kind of fell apart like most bands do,
and I always felt like there was a record we
didn't make, and having made my own record, I feel
(41:45):
very ready to make another one. And it looks like
it's going to be with John Roy and Mikey so yeah,
so you know, but it's not about anyone offering us
any money, although we will take it.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
I bet you would. I think we all would. But
can you do it without playing Karma Chamelion?
Speaker 10 (42:03):
Please?
Speaker 4 (42:03):
If you do it?
Speaker 15 (42:04):
Door?
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Well, you know, you know what that song I still
perform that song. You know that song Pains in my
house and everybody else is out So I love that song.
Speaker 10 (42:15):
Yeah, I guess it has kind of a place in
your heart every time you cash that royalty check.
Speaker 16 (42:20):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
You know, well, it's I mean, also, you know I
wouldn't be able to kind of rewrite something like that
now because I'm fifty two, and you know, it's just
I'd never think. I don't really think about chameleons.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Well, neither do, I come to think of it. I
saw a recent picture of you, boy, and is that
makeup or did somebody hit you in the eye.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
No, that's make up.
Speaker 10 (42:42):
I would hate to think somebody actually hit you for
Karma Chamelion.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
No, no one's ever hit me as karma comedion. But
people love that song.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Well, not their problem.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
You love it.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
Really you're one of those people that bought it, but
potend you didn't.
Speaker 10 (42:54):
No, I didn't buy it, but I have played it
on the air on a number of occasions.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Yeah, you sing it when you're drawing kind of.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
We have been hosted a video show where we played
it every day. Yes we did. We used to have
a big This was a thousand years ago.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
I mean listen, when that song was out in the
UK was number one for weeks and weeks, and I
have to say I did think, oh my god, enough
of this song. But I said that when you're doing
a show and you know, if you don't do that song,
I mean literally you you will be lynched. Oh yeah,
people just you know. I mean it's always kind of
(43:31):
it's always in there, you know, and it's it's a
great song. To do live.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Probably better doing it than it is listening to it now.
Speaker 10 (43:38):
I know we'll all admit we made fun of you
in the past, but as I see you grow through
the years, I kind of feel like you've learned to
not take yourself too seriously. And that's why maybe George
would be all right to hang out with. We'll get
you in trouble, I promise.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
No, I've done enough of that.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
As long as we don't have to go to any
of those bars. If you know what I'm going.
Speaker 5 (44:02):
Oh, I don't go to any of those balls. But
I'm very I'm want to say I'm boring, but I
you know, I work a lot. I love working, so
that's kind of what keeps me busy. You know, I
don't really kind of go clubbing. I mean I DJing
club so you know, I don't go to clubs and
I'm not working because you know, it's kind of boring.
It's like a busman's holiday. If you if you if
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you're not on the decks, you know, not on the
what on the decks?
Speaker 6 (44:26):
You know?
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Oh, I thought you said something else.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
You have one track, mat.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Well, you are a chameleon. You go through a lot
of different changes and now this is what I do
is your new album.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
Yeah, very excited about it and coming to play in
America in April.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Oh really, well, if you get to Dallas, give us
a call.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Okay, I'm not sure I think this is Is there
a Dallas state? I don't know. I'm not the decks
in front of me. But we are definitely going to
be in America and North America around around April time.
Speaker 10 (44:59):
Just don't you to look it looked like one time
I saw a picture of it. Looked like you had
melted a candle on your head.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
No, I'm not do not look at the moment.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
No, okay, good, just second, George, just look she's doing.
Speaker 10 (45:11):
Oh yeah, leave it to Gaga. See she's taking all
the heat off of you. Now, boy George, Boy, George,
come see.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Us if you get a chance.
Speaker 15 (45:19):
Man, you guys are crazy crazy, My god, see you George, man,
I thought, he said, Yeah, what does surprise me at all?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Oh get the karma committent, come on.
Speaker 10 (45:40):
With Blane Star ninety two five. See turned out, boy
George was a lot of fun. He was, and I
like it when they don't take themselves too seriously.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
He could take a joke like when he said, you
know everybody's on deck.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Yeah, and you can twist it because that's what I do.
Speaker 7 (45:59):
Okay, you never ceased to amaze me.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
Bo Roberts will sometimes amaze myself, say, did you really
do that? Your dumb ass?
Speaker 10 (46:08):
Okay, So now it is time to pick your ticket.
You can choose between tickets to see Kansas and thirty
eight special who you just heard They'll be at the
Pavilion net Toyota Music Factory July twentieth, or tickets to
see comedian in Rodney Carrington at will Rogers Auditorium in
Fort Forth September fifth. And that being said, I got
(46:32):
a way to give these things away. You see, I
told you at the beginning of the show that it's
National root Beer Day.
Speaker 7 (46:39):
Yeah, so you're gonna play a clip from a root
beer commercial.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
You damn you got me figured out, don't you.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
Well, well you did tell us at the beginning, Oh
I did?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
There was that?
Speaker 10 (46:49):
Yeah, yeah, there's that. So I'm going to play a
root beer commercial. You tell me the brand of root beer,
and you get to pick your ticket. Okay, get it
to us now, don't shout out an answer, yes, write
it down.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Tell me this brand of root beer.
Speaker 11 (47:07):
You love, I love my nose, I love my toes,
I love you, I love my friend.
Speaker 14 (47:19):
I love my n.
Speaker 11 (47:25):
Finally a rich, creamy taste incision with character, gold fashioned
root Beer.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
Okay, fellas a few quest of all. I don't want
to see any of this.
Speaker 10 (47:41):
Okay, touch gloves and fight clean.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
You beer. The phone goes straight to your brain. Wanna
go psycho with me?
Speaker 17 (47:52):
Elvira, You're at the Bates Motel. Look for me wherever
they sell root beer and enter the ghost Psycho with
Elbira contest.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
You can be my guest at Universus Studios in Hollywood
for a monstrous bash at the Bates Motel.
Speaker 7 (48:08):
Shower anyone this Colleen, Go psychle with Elbira and win
a party with root beer and me.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
All right now, you guys got it right off the back.
Speaker 7 (48:19):
It's a very popular brand of root beer.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Do you think I should play it again?
Speaker 7 (48:23):
Please?
Speaker 4 (48:23):
All right, I'll play it one more time and that's it. Okay,
here you go.
Speaker 11 (48:28):
You love, I love my nose, I love my toes,
I love.
Speaker 13 (48:46):
Finally a rich creamy taste sensationion with character old fashioned
root Beer.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Okay, fellas a few quest of all, I don't want
to see any of that. Okay, touch gloves and fight
clean root beer. The phone goes straight to a brain
when I go.
Speaker 17 (49:13):
Psycho with me, Alvira, you're at the Bates Motel or
look for me wherever they sell root beer and enter
the go Psycho with Elvira contest.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
You can be my guest at you know, there's the
studios in Hollywood for a Monster's bash at the Bates
Motel shower anyone.
Speaker 7 (49:33):
This Halloween goes psycho with Elvira and win a party
with root beer and me.
Speaker 10 (49:37):
Ah, okay, all right, so it is pretty easy. Yeah,
remember that in one of the commercials where we said, ah,
I love it.
Speaker 17 (49:46):
You know who that was?
Speaker 11 (49:46):
Who was it?
Speaker 4 (49:47):
Phyllis Diller? Are you Philis Stiller in that commercial?
Speaker 6 (49:51):
All right?
Speaker 10 (49:52):
Two one four or eight one seven seven eighty seven one.
I'll probably get a winner the first call. Let's seeing
them tell me what brand of root beer that was?
That is mug, Mug is absolutely correct, Ice cold mug delist.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
You know, I do loves me some root beer and
mug is love best. I'm not a stranger to barks
root beer bargs is good.
Speaker 12 (50:20):
Yeah, yeah, I got Canadian blood so Ian w was
a biggie up that way.
Speaker 6 (50:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
By the way, who is this?
Speaker 6 (50:28):
This is Dennis?
Speaker 4 (50:29):
Dennis? All right? Which tickets do you want?
Speaker 10 (50:31):
You want tickets to see Kansas in thirty eight special
or tickets to see Rodney Carrington.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
Now, since I went one time to see Kansas as
the Majestic with the beautiful Anna, I think.
Speaker 7 (50:41):
I don't have to go with k Okay, great seats too,
didn't we, Dennis?
Speaker 4 (50:46):
That was a great show.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
We had great seats and awesome showing.
Speaker 10 (50:51):
Hold on, Dennis, and we will hook you up because
we got to get some information from you. I okay,
coming up another interview that's not too much out of
our wheelhouse.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
I'll tell you who it is here in just a few.
Speaker 7 (51:04):
And we aren't the only ones opening up the lone
star ticket window today. Jeffk has tickets to see Toto
in concert August eighteenth at the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory,
and he's going to give those tickets away around four
thirty five this afternoon, right after he wraps up an
hour of NonStop classic rock for your workday. That's here
on Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone star ninety two.
Speaker 10 (51:25):
To five Dallas forst Classic RONC lone star ninety two five.
Today being Tuesday, that means tomorrow is Wednesday. And what
is Wednesday? As Aska Stuff Day acts away, So call
the Ask Your Stuff Outline two one four eight six
six eight six zero zero. Leave us a question, We'll
look up the answer for you, and we'll play Choose
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your News as we always do.
Speaker 12 (51:49):
Now, we got two weeks worth of voicemails to listen
you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Oh god, I.
Speaker 10 (51:55):
Assume we've already got some pretty good questions Weday.
Speaker 7 (51:58):
Want to go through the then just kind of like
sift out the ones. Hi are you guys there?
Speaker 14 (52:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (52:05):
The tall pile I have for youtuo tomorrow morning is
the filtered out version there.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
But bring your shovels.
Speaker 10 (52:11):
Oh okay, because there's gonna be some bearing going on, yeah,
a little bit, all right, Toy Box Tuesday. Here's a
guy who if you watch the The Jackass movies, Oh yeah,
how do you know this guy?
Speaker 7 (52:25):
Love him?
Speaker 10 (52:26):
Steve O is fifty one Steve O, the guy that
put a huge hook in his cheek and then was
on a rotten reel in an ocean full of sharks.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Yeah, he was bait.
Speaker 4 (52:39):
The boy commits to the bet.
Speaker 7 (52:42):
Remember we saw him at Arlington Music Hall. Oh my gosh,
it was like cringe worthy of stuff that he does.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
He is out of his damn mind.
Speaker 12 (52:50):
He has got one hell of a story about recovering
from nearly life threatening addiction to he's doing great these days.
Speaker 10 (52:57):
Well, Steve O turned fifty one over the weekend and
here's the time he was here.
Speaker 4 (53:01):
Lady to get him. Please welcome Steeve back to the show.
How are you, Steve?
Speaker 1 (53:07):
I'm very well man, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (53:08):
At least you're in one piece. That's the important thing.
Speaker 6 (53:11):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (53:12):
Nobody commits to the bit like Steve Olga.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
It's a wonder you're still walking. The stuff you've done
to yourself.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Uh huh, I agree with that.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
What's the worst injury you ever had doing jackass?
Speaker 1 (53:25):
I'm doing jackass.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
Also, there's another level that you can go to besides jackabb.
Speaker 16 (53:32):
In one stunt, I broke my cheekbone. I broke and
broke seventeeth. I had ten stitches in my chin, a
concussion and a broken wrist.
Speaker 4 (53:41):
What the hell did you do.
Speaker 16 (53:43):
I threw myself off a balcony at a keg party
at the University of Miami.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
I was trying to impress a fat chick.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Well, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
And I mean it's kind of.
Speaker 16 (53:55):
I don't mean to fat shame anybody, but like, a know,
I had taken too many pills and drank too much
booze and I just did it wrong.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
And you said, this won't hurt. I'll face plant off
a second story winner.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yeah, I didn't mean to land on my face, but
boy did I.
Speaker 6 (54:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
I was just trying to land on the there's only
a second floor balcony.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
But not a problem. Then no, yeah happened, what possibly happened?
Speaker 1 (54:22):
It was it was a tough one. But but that's
not the most painful one.
Speaker 16 (54:26):
And and this used to be a question that kind
of annoyed me, like what's the most painful stunt? Because
there's different kinds of pain, you know, like, uh, some
some pain's quick, you know, and it was sharp, like
getting electrocuted.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
Then it goes away and right.
Speaker 16 (54:40):
And then there's other pain where it's like, uh, it
drags on and on for weeks on end, Like if
you got it burns on your butt cheek.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Then you got to peel off your underwear every time
you stand up and it really hurts.
Speaker 4 (54:51):
Well that's what you get when you put a bottle
rocket in your ashty, right.
Speaker 16 (54:54):
But but I don't have to worry about that because
I have a definitive answer now. It's yeah, I got
skin grafts on fifteen percent.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Of my body due to really really, it is my
first experience with third degree burns.
Speaker 16 (55:10):
Boys had a fascinating story and that's the Uh, that's
the grand finale of this show that I'm doing here
this weekend. Oh really Yeah, it's the bucket List Tour,
and I have you know, every item on the list
is essentially a jackass style stunt that was just too
outrageous to ever consider doing until I found myself in
(55:31):
this awful predicament being Steve O in my forties and
I'm like, man, you.
Speaker 4 (55:38):
Got to live up to your reputation.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Well, yeah that too, And.
Speaker 16 (55:41):
I feel like I might have a limited amount of
time before it gets creepy to watch me do this stuff.
So I'm going after this list and I'm doing it
with urgency, and what's exciting about this this whole tour
is just that. You know, I've been on this comedy
circuit for is my ninth year, and now my world
have just converged. So I'm doing like higher level stuff,
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doing one more push to raise the bar, one more
time for crazy and then crazy and the name of Crazy,
and like, I got this whole act about this bucket list,
and after each bit I screen it in the showroom.
Speaker 4 (56:17):
Oh so people get to see it at the show.
Speaker 16 (56:19):
You're gonna see me falling out of an airplane naked
with a dude.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
On my back, pee and white, going number three, going number.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
Three, this stuff.
Speaker 10 (56:31):
Do you just get drunk and say I got an idea,
I'll put a bottle rocket in my ass.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Well, it's been a while since I got drunk, but
I do still keep coming up with them.
Speaker 16 (56:40):
And you know, when I did this, I was doing
this buckets to it the most exciting thing, and at
the same time it was really depressing because I thought,
oh man, I've left myself nowhere to go.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
I got nothing to do after this.
Speaker 16 (56:52):
But I've been on the touring with this act since
September and I already came up with Uh, I don't know, like.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
The list keeps getting longer.
Speaker 10 (57:04):
From sick minds come sick products and thick Yeah, but
I just I'm just remembering the jackass stuff. First of all,
what did you put a damn jellyfish on your head for?
You know, the cure jellyfish thing? They got to pee
on you, right, sure?
Speaker 6 (57:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (57:19):
And I found that that doesn't work.
Speaker 14 (57:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (57:24):
So I was swung with sharks and I inadvertently got
stung by a jellyfish. You know, it wasn't meant to happen,
and I and I peed all over myself and didn't help.
And so then I thought, well, shoot, there's a bit there.
And so what we did was we actually found jellyfish.
We we filled up an aquarium filled with jellyfish. And
the bit was called bobbing for jellyfish.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
Yeah, it was like it was like that there. They're
like bobbing mo apples, except for jellyfish.
Speaker 10 (57:52):
Would I tell you he commits to the Blown Star
ninety the Home of the Bow and them show Lone
Star ninety two to five. Back in the saddle getting
sore again. Okay, I got this for you. You know
what happened thirty one years ago today, on this date
(58:15):
in nineteen ninety four OJ Simpson's slow speed White Bronco.
Speaker 7 (58:20):
Chess Oh, the white Ford Bronco.
Speaker 10 (58:23):
Now, Reverend Billy Wurtz was telling this story last week
that he was on the show and we had such
a good time. Poor David's pub sold out yep. But
at the show there was only like eight to ten
people because everybody was at home watching the white Ford
Bronco chase with ojon.
Speaker 7 (58:41):
They didn't want to leave their TV sets. Now is
the beginning of reality TV?
Speaker 4 (58:46):
It kind of was, and so we celebrate this way.
Speaker 13 (58:49):
The TV said, the Jews must have gone plumb local
when there's cop cars chasing the white Ford Bronco.
Speaker 4 (59:02):
Have you heard the story of the low speed chasing
the SWAT teams waiting at Old J's placed? That story
is true. It's sad to say. I was watching the
game when they cut away over the La Comps.
Speaker 13 (59:13):
He was going to give up, and the media set
up their satellite trucks had eighteen cameras at city Hall.
Speaker 4 (59:18):
Then Old Jay's lawyer began to stall. All of a sudden, in.
Speaker 13 (59:23):
The wink of an eye, that Bronco was spotted on
four five on CNN and the network's three.
Speaker 4 (59:28):
The flashing tea life was all you could see.
Speaker 10 (59:32):
Now.
Speaker 13 (59:32):
The Rockets and Knicks were in Game five when Old
Jays started that fateful drive.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
His four way hazard lights.
Speaker 13 (59:38):
Were blinking and no one knew what the Jews was thinking.
The newsman said he'd lost his sinse said in sanate
he'd be his best defense. But they knew the show
was awfully hot, so they jockeyed around for action shots.
(01:00:00):
There was psychoanalysts and personal friends beggar Jus to turn
himself in.
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
TV copters high above, and cops in the bushes dressed
like shrug.
Speaker 13 (01:00:11):
Fans were cheering from the side of the road, one
man yelling out gold juice, goat. We even signed went
al bowled in ninety five million people tuned in, and
so they took him a shotting and threw him in jail,
and Time magazine thought he looked too pale. But the
network's planning a brand new show, Cop Cross Jason A
white Ford rock Over.
Speaker 14 (01:00:39):
And that's basically how it went down, exactly how I
went thirty one years ago.
Speaker 12 (01:00:46):
Today, I feel old good, old Al Cowlings behind the
wheel going.
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me. He's saying,
don't kill yourself. Oh yeah, holding the gun to kill yourself. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 10 (01:00:57):
Actor Harris Eulan, best known for roles in Scarface and
Ghostbusters two, died of cardiac arrest in New York City
last week.
Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
He was eighty seven years old.
Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
And he's another one of those character actors that if
you saw his picture you'd.
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Go, oh that God.
Speaker 7 (01:01:15):
Yep, there he is.
Speaker 10 (01:01:17):
Yeah, that's him right there. Okay, let's get perverted, shall we.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (01:01:22):
One not a Rockwall County mother has been sentenced to
prison after being found guilty of making sexual contact with
a thirteen year old friend of her son.
Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
She did, Yes, she did.
Speaker 10 (01:01:35):
Forty four year old Natalie Sorels of Heath was arrested
in charge with four counts related to molesting a child. No,
he was a teenager, but he's still not in the
age of consent, still a baby. Each guilty charge earned
Sorel's thirty months in prison. The two sentences will run consecutively,
(01:01:55):
giving her five years in total. She will also be
required to pay a ten thousand dollars fine. Police were
initially made aware of Sorel's crimes when the victim's mother
found deleted texts between her and her son. The thirteen
year old later told his mother and authorities that miss
Cerel's touched him repeatedly inappropriately. And I hate to say it,
(01:02:18):
but judging by her mugshot, I'm sure the.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Boy kind of enjoyed it. Altho. Oh boy.
Speaker 10 (01:02:24):
Morrel's previously served as a volunteer at Late Point Church
in Rockwall. The church released a statement saying that her
illegal conduct did not happen on church property or during
a church event. Well that's good, but the fact that
she still worked with a church is what really stinks
this story up.
Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
Really, just go to confession. Okay, let's do another ick
factor story.
Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
The woman who alleges she was sexually abused by Gateway
Church founder Robert Morris beginning at age twelve, has filed
a defamation lawsuit against Robert Morris, his wife, and church leadership,
claiming that they knowingly spread false statements to cover up
decades old abuse and protect the church's public image.
Speaker 14 (01:03:10):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
The civil suit, filed in Dallas County by Cindy Clemenshire
and her father, Jerry Lee Clemenshire, accuses Robert Morris a
Gateway Church of making defamatory public statements that mischaracterized the
abuse as a consensual relationship with a young lady she
was twelve years old, was yeah, rather than the sexual
(01:03:32):
assault of a child. The lawsuit seeks over one million
dollars in damages and a jury trial. According to the complaint,
Robert Morris began sexually abusing her in nineteen eighty two,
when she was only twelve and he was twenty two
years old. The abuse allegedly continued until nineteen eighty seven,
five years Now.
Speaker 10 (01:03:53):
Why is it that people involved in churches are somehow
have this perverted side.
Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
That nobody knows.
Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
I think that they feel like they can hide it,
because if they wrap themselves in Jesus, then nobody will
think that they're going to do something as hideous as
what they're accused.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
He was witnessing to her. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
Whatever.
Speaker 12 (01:04:11):
Can you imagine being part of a congregation of a
church where it's full of really kind people, good people,
and then in the middle of it, this turd.
Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Bomb goes off. I hear you. It's terrible.
Speaker 12 (01:04:23):
All right, here's another person whose face I'd like to
slam into a mailbox. A doctor charged with giving Matthew
Perry ketamine in the months leading up to the friend
Star's overdose death and the fact that he was a
recovering attic. He has agreed to plead guilty. His name
is doctor Salvador Plasencia. Yeah, I'd like to drown him
(01:04:47):
in placenta. He has agreed to plead guilty to four
accounts of distribution of ketamine. Federal prosecutors said this in
a statement, and they said the plea crimes carry a
maximum sentence of forty years in prison and pent.
Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Placenta. Yeah, that is expected to enter the plea in
the coming weeks.
Speaker 12 (01:05:07):
Perry was found dead by his assistant on the twenty
eighth of October two years ago, and medical examiner ruled
that ketamine was the primary cause of death.
Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Isn't that a horse tranquilizer? Yeah, I think it is. Well,
it's made drug. It's made out of psilocybin mushrooms and you.
Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
Can use it for medical purposes, but then some people
use as a party drug. This is the same doctor
that was texting people joking around about how much money
he was getting from Matthew Perry.
Speaker 12 (01:05:34):
Called Matthew Perry a moron, didn't he yeah, kennymy measured doses.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
People do it with the help of a doctor, if
you're gonna do it.
Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
He was a doctor.
Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Yeah, with a good doctor.
Speaker 14 (01:05:45):
The thing.
Speaker 12 (01:05:45):
Perry struggled with addiction for years, dating back to his
time on Friends. He became one of the biggest stars
of his generation as Chandler bing Oh man, Oh, that's
how it happened. That's how it went down.
Speaker 10 (01:05:57):
Yeah, anytime he ordered it, the doctor would go, Okay,
you didn't have as much as your Yeah, now you're in.
Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Trouble now all right?
Speaker 10 (01:06:05):
Coming up in the lone Start Ticket wind, we got
tickets to seek imedian Rodney Carrington coming up, So.
Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Don't go away half.
Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
Toto, Yes to.
Speaker 10 (01:06:18):
Lone Star ninety two five. By the way, speaking of
Toto our Blood, Jeff k in the Afternoon has tickets
to that show to give away.
Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (01:06:27):
They're going to be at the pavilion at Toyota Music
Factory August eighteenth.
Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (01:06:32):
So that being said, let's find out who won the
tickets to go see Rodney Carrington. That would be Ruth
dune Lap of Fort Worth, no relation to the tire people. Oh,
the dun Lap tire people. Yeah, I had to ask
the dun Lap tire people. Dun Lap tires. Okay, all right,
(01:06:53):
I'm not all that familiar with dun Lab tires, but
I I'll accept it. You meet me down the tire
store after work Frisco. I'll show you, Joel, I don't
care where it is. If I need it, I'll find it.
Speaker 7 (01:07:06):
If I said you'd meet him at Hutchins, maybe, but
not the tires store.
Speaker 12 (01:07:09):
Well yeah, I'll probably have driven by it one hundred
times and nothing at Hutchins smells like tires.
Speaker 17 (01:07:17):
Old.
Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Hell no, they should be paying us to all this given.
Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
Give us free food at least at.
Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Least some twinkies.
Speaker 10 (01:07:26):
Yes, yeah, bring up about a dozen of them Texas
Twinkies and a dozen Well that's one on.
Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Four for each of us. Yeah, one. I'll be repeating
like a howitzer all the way back to first. You
probably will too. I do have some good news though,
Oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:07:44):
The mandolin that was taken from the band Heart while
they were preparing to launch an evening with hart Tour
in New Jersey has been fouled.
Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
It has Officials.
Speaker 10 (01:07:54):
Explained that the nineteen sixty six Gibson E M fifty
mandolin was found at after the individual who it was
identified by investigators. This is the guy who said he'd
tell them where it was if the band promised to
drop all the charges.
Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Whatever. Now they don't have to. Yeah, the person surrendered.
Speaker 10 (01:08:16):
The mandolin and it will be brought to the hard
Rock Atlantic City venue where it was taken. He said, okay,
I'll guess I'll just give it to you. I'll take
whatever lump you give me now. This comes less than
a week after investigators found the Fender Telecast guitar that
belonged to the band after officers followed the man charged
with stealing the instruments Garfield Bennett of Pleasantville, New Jersey
(01:08:41):
after the theft. And he's the guy that said, well,
I'll give it, drop all the charges. Well no, he
I guess his conscience started kicking him in the book
out of him.
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Good.
Speaker 10 (01:08:52):
Officials said that the theft happened around two am May
thirtieth at the hard Rock Atlantic City.
Speaker 7 (01:08:59):
He did make it easy for them because they caught
him on video trying to sell the instrument.
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Oh you got me on video, Okay, I'll bring it
to you. I want to remind everybody too.
Speaker 12 (01:09:13):
In Dallas fort Worth that this happens to a lot
of hard working and low income musicians all over. There
is a circuit of people who rip people off like this.
Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Be careful, and it happens to boys and girls clubs
and boy Scout troops and girls churches and bands.
Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
But here's the thing. If you're in a school band
or or in a you know, a bar band.
Speaker 10 (01:09:33):
Don't put the name of the band on the outside
of the van because they'll know, well, there's musical instruments
in there.
Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
We can sell the snot out of those things.
Speaker 12 (01:09:44):
Put a biohazard sign on it instead, and the name
of a sewage company.
Speaker 10 (01:09:48):
Yes, perfect, Yeah, put that low bio hazard sticker on there,
AND's a warning, stay away.
Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Stinky stuff inside.
Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
Stinky stuff that will hite you. All right, So there's
good news. There is a conscience in some people.
Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
I guess, hey, coming up on Monday, it's the return
of rock the Bank with your shot at one thousand dollars,
nine times a day, Monday through Friday, between nine am
and six pm. BO and I are going to have
that first keyword around nine ten Monday morning. So if
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