Full Show Replay - Who's Song is it Anyway? Mashup: JamesMotleyBrownCrue. (Ep. 1379)

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
No, no, I talked to him.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
He's making progress.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
With her.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Mess.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Whenever I'm in Beijing, I enjoyed doctor Hans Prune, Candy,
the Bishop wore buttlerss chaps to the butt. Mitzvah, butt, mitzvah,
you're coming into the back. I was so full of testrasterum,

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and I actually killed a coyote.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
The skeleton took a shower.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
The skeleton ran out of shampoo in the shower. The skeleton,
the human torch, could not get a bank loan.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
The human torch. Hmm, thee.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
The human torch was denied a bank loaning out.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I God, I blocking out, Salad, it's a break.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
You're gonna let your sons talk to their grandfather like
that on their l I sure as hell.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I am chip chip right now the wintertime. We'll give
you your race.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay, if you can name one of my kids Barley Sativa, No, no,
I'm sorry, okay, Tiva Campbell, Campbell, Campbell, Soup Klisi Calesi
is not one of my kids names, Salad.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Just add him back to me, Salamander, No way, no way,
no how mad honey, What's I have something stuck in
my you know.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh again, here, try some recto bismo.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
Recto bismol is the only over the counter medication that
helps get rid of the strange object that's up your butt.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
I had a water bottle and a potholder and a
mouse trap stuck at my butt, and recto bismol got
it right out of there.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
When I got several seagulls and a small can of
tuna fish in my booty, I use recto bismol and
boom gone.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Don't ask me how that stuff got up there.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Recto Bismol for nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and strange
objects up your butt.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh, got another two liter bottle of ginger ale up there.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Try some recto bismo.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
There's a bottle of recto bismo up there too, Oh
tin stores now, okay, Oh my.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
God, damn well, see I tried to go way out
into left field where you go.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
What the hell is going on?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
My god? I was just watching this new Netflix medical
drama Pulse. Yeah, and one of the patients had a
can of air freshener up is who ho oh he
could have used the recto bismol.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
My boy, Billy D. Washington who used to be a cop. Yeah,
they found a can of liesol up some and he
couldn't get it out. That's a Saturday night, right there.
That's a night you don't want to know. What the hell.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Happened this sunny. The nurse goes, what sent is it?
He goes, Does it matter?

Speaker 5 (03:30):
No, it doesn't matter at this point because we all
know what sentence has y Orange.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Good morning, y'all.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Today is fun with Music Day, and it's the last
Thursday of the month.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
So you got to give us some.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Subjects and we got to write a song about it.
We've already got some good ones and we'll let you
know what those are here in just a little hot
But first, yes, we must tell you that we're celebrating
put a pillow on your free day?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
What that's what I said.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
What turns out, in the early nineteen hundreds, people would
put pieces of cloth or lemon on their larders, which
is what they kept their food in before refrigerators came around.
They put a pillow on top with hopes that this
would bring good fortune and prosperity.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Why they thought putting a pillow on a.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Refrigerator would do that is anybody says, I thought.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
It was like maybe because the cats like to get
on top of the refrigerator like a cat.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Ned note, wait a minute. It's also paper clip Day.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
It wasn't at least until the eighteen sixties when paper
clips as we know them today began being made, And
it wasn't until the eighteen nineties that production really picked up.
In fact, May twenty ninth, eighteen thirty five is supposedly
when John Ireland Howell, a New York physician, invented the
machine to make paper clips.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Why thank you, bo.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
You have a very creative relationship with paper clips. If
you're ever missing action, all we have to do is
find the trail of manipulated bet that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Instead of doodling, you mess with papers.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
I manipulate the paper clips so they'll hole my damn
papers together better.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
They're all over the place. It is also Acension Day.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
The day takes place on the fortieth day of Easter
and commemorates Jesus's ascension into Heaven, has described in the
New Testament of the Bible. After all these years, it
looks like this show is headed in the other directions.
Probably it is also End of the Middle Ages day,
and I thought, wait a minute, didn't that happen a
few hundred years ago?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Will?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Many historians consider May twenty ninth, fourteen fifty three to
be the date in which the Middle Ages officially ended,
because it was on this date that Constantinople felt so
the Ottoman Empire. Oh boy, I'm glad that didn't come
up on final.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Jeffardy not to say, are you gonna quiz this later?
About this?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
You know? In fact, I've already forgotten what I just said.
It's National five twenty nine day. Well, May is the
fifth month of the year. Today's twenty ninth day of
the month. So what is today actually for? Yeah, it's
supposed to be the day that you start saving for
your kids college education.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Woos.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
It's gonna take a little more than yeah, international cool.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh that is delicious.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
It's a really hearty French stew made with chicken cooked
and wine along with a lot of vegetables.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Sounds good. Brings them up here, We'll scarve it again.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
It is delicious.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, cool colvine.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
And as long as we're eating its National Biscuit Day. Yeah,
now you might be shoving one in your mouth for
breakfast right now?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh man, So many places have great biscuits.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
If you enormously has good biscuits and gravy, don't they?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yes? But do you like hamburger meat in your gravy?
I like sausage in my grave. I like either one.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm not big on the gravy. I like biscuits with
butter and maybe strawberry jam or something that's not the
great maw.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
You the odd one out here this moneyeah, I.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Think it's because I didn't. I wasn't raised on biscuits.
All okay, I'm not a Southern girl.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Well you guys gold up and course canny, you'd be
eating some right now. Okay, it's time to do the
morning stretches. We get ready for sports of all sorts.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
And yes, here we go. The stars face elimination night,
no pressure, stars. So you want to just get it
over with and move on?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
No, no, no, okay, all right, all right, all right,
I never give up.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Baby, Hey seven fifty, pick your ticket?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
All right, y'all ready to wake up?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
There's time to I mean, come on, admit it. That
song makes you want to go.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Damn Like I told you, lone Star ninety two to five,
look at the time at six thirty and diverse sports
of all.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Turn brought to you by the will Height Law Firm.
Injury lawyers go to will Heightwinds dot com.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Well who say that the Dallas Stars have their backs
against the wall to night against Edmonton would be a huge,
a bigly understatement. They're back home with the American Airline
Center on the verge of their season ending in the
Western Conference Final for the third year in a row,
especially if they don't start scoring goals again like they did.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
All season long.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah, Dallas is back home for Game five to night,
down three games to one to the Edmonton Oilers after
scoring only two goals while losing three consecutive games out two.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Goals and three games.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, I think they missed like twenty six goals Tuesdays.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
God for Leon Drysidle, Connor McDavid and the Oilers, this
is the first chance at a series clincher. They are
trying to advance to their second Stanley Cup Final in
a row and again eliminate the Stars along the way,
just like they did this season. Now this is the
same Dallas team that ranked third in the NHL and

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match Winnipeg atop the West with three zero point three
to five goals a game in the regular season and
was shut out only once. The Stars have four shutout
lawses just this postseason, including Game two, the last time
at home. So it's do or died to night for
the Stars. Win, you'll stay in, lose, you'll be done.
The puck will drop at seven o'clock and you can

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watch it on ESPN, hopefully with your fingers crossed.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Well, let's talk basketball. There is celebrating going on in
Oklahoma City. Top seed to Oklahoma City was crowned Western
Conference champions last night with a game five home route
of the number six Minnesota Timberwolves. It's the first conference
title for the Thunder since the twenty twelve postseason, and
they're second since relocating from Seattle to Oklahoma City back

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in two thousand and eight. NBA MVP Shay Gilgus Alexander
Company enter the NBA Finals having lost just eighteen total
games across the regular season and postseason. Now, after eliminating
the Wolves in five games, the Thunder sit one series
victory away from securing their first championship. The franchise's loan

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title was won in nineteen seventy nine the finals when
they were still the Seattle Supersonicxposer.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, See, we'll need to get past either the number
three New York Knicks or the number four Indiana Pacers
in order to hoist that Larry O'Brien trophy. Indiana currently
holds it, commanding three to one series lead over New
York in the Eastern Conference Finals, with Game five tonight
in New York theat It'll be.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Rick Carlisle if he wins and goes to the final. Yeah,
that's close, but not enough.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Over to Dallas.

Speaker 8 (10:39):
Cowboys football fans have seen this dilemma for far too
long now, and it can be a real nail bier.
There were some serious concerns in regards to the contracts
of CD Lamb and Dak Prescott. I remember us talking
about this on the show, lamenting about it. Really, it
wasn't until the eleventh hour with Dallas finalized extensions with
Prescott and Lamb. The same dilemma exists this offseason with

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concerns about the future of Mica Parsons.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Let's just get it done already, No.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Please, that's not all they need this on.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's true.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
I want wet ink drying, and I want it yesterday.
Some prominent Cowboys that Jerry has let walk recently include
Dalton Schultz, Noah Brown, Mauri Cooper. It would be a
catastrophe if he were to let one of the best
kickers in football do the same. Brandon Aubrey was actually
one of the players worth watching last season. It was
exciting to watch Brandy Brandon literally kick some ass, and

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it was a refreshing sight to see the Cowboys automatic
weapon make some pretty insane kicks. With Aubrey setting numerous
NFL records in his first two seasons, he deserves a
good paycheck and if Jerry lets him walk, boy is
not gonna piss us off.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, because we'll know why. Yes, we will get it done.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Trophy Club Byron Nelson High school football coach Travis Pride
died unexpectedly at the age of fifty six. He served
as the program's head coach for nine years, taking over
in twenty sixteen. During that span, he led Nelson to
a sixty four to win forty two loss record and
turned them into one of the strongest contenures in the

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class six to eight that included a thirteen to one
campaign in twenty twenty three where they made it to
the state quarterfinals. Last season, he coached the Bobcats to
a nine to two record, with their season ending at
the hands of eventual state champion North Crowley. So we
hate to hear that about coach pride.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, Thounsin Praier's going out to them for the seventh
time this season. Bo the Texas Rangers were held scoreless
as the Toronto Blue Jays beat the Rangers two to
nothing last night. Bobishet hit a pinch hit, two run
homer in the ninth inning at Globely Field, and five
Toronto pitchers combined on a one hitter in the win
against Texas. Toronto won two of three in the series

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that had only seven combined runs. Blue Jays won on
the opener two to one, and then Texas one two
to nothing on Tuesday, with both runs in the eighth inning.
Before the game, the Rangers did have some good news
as two time World Series MVP shortstop Corey Seeger was
reinstated by the Rangers after his second stint on the
injured list this season because of a right hamstring strain.

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Seger hadn't played since hitting two home runs on May
tenth in Detroit. Next up for the Rangers, they played
the Saint Louis Cardinals tomorrow night at Globely Field. First
pitch tomorrow will be at seven oh five, and if
you can't make it out to Arlington, you'll be able
to watch the game on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 8 (13:35):
All ranks and In college baseball, the NC DOUBLEA Division
One Baseball Tournament begins tomorrow this weekend. Once again, the
squads at TCU and Dallas Baptist among the sixty four
top competing at regionals. This year mark the eleventh consecutive
NC DOUBLEA Tournament appearance for the DBU Patriots, a testament

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to their consistency under longtime head coach Dan Heafner. While
regional success has become routine for DBU, there's still a
big milestone they haven't reached, and that's a trip to
the College World Series. DBU faces a dawning path in
the Baton Rouge Regional, hosted by LSU, the tournament's number
one overall seed and top ranked team in the country

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right now. Meanwhile, in Fort Worth, TCU returns to the
tournament after a rare absence last season. Now, unlike the Patriots,
the horn Frogs have reached the College World Series half
a dozen times, in fact, most recently in twenty twenty three.
The road to Omaha begins tomorrow night when TCU faces
USC That'll be at two o'clock tomorrow. Dallas Baptists will

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take on Rhode Island tomorrow at six thirty.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Okay, now, let's put in the Script National Spelling Bee
as a sports competition because it.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Kind of is. Well.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
ESPN carries this, Yes, there you go.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
It is celebrating the century of competition, as the first
one was held in nineteen twenty.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Five, one hundred years ago.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Although so this is the Spelling Bee's one hundredth anniversary,
it is technically the ninety seventh time the competition has
taken place. The Bee was canceled from nineteen forty three
to nineteen forty five. You know, there was a war
going on and again in twenty twenty during the pandemic.
The Scripts National Spelling Bee Finals will air on Ion

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TV today from seven till nine pm. This will be
the final route of the three day competition featuring the
top spellers from across the US and beyond.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
What do you want to bet? A kid from India
wins it again.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, they always out because they have to spell hard
words every day.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Run name spelling funals, spell your name, you go to
your room until you can figure it out. First place
winner receives fifty two five hundred dollars in cash, reference
works from Encyclopedia Britannic at Merriam Webster with a one
thousand dollars school donation. And finally, a British South African

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endurance athlete cross the finn line of his sixty two
mile multi day swim around Martha's Vineyard on Monday, becoming
the first person to swim all the way around the island.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
That is crazy.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Fifty five year old Lewis Pugh no relation to Jethro
Pews from The Cowboys. He began swimming multiple hours a
day in the forty seven degree water on May fifteenth
to raise awareness about the plight of sharks as the
film Jaws nears its fiftieth birthday. Yeah, he wants to
change public perception and recognize that not all sharks are

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quote villains and cold blooded killers like they're portrayed.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
In the movie. Well they are, Yes, they are, they are.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
We better be glad that one of those sharks he
was worried about didn't see him as a swimming snack
during his journey. That fish might not have heard the
word that the guy was on their side.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
And as shark is going to do what a shark's going, right.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Hugh said, this would be among the most difficult endurance swims,
which has a lot for someone who has swam near
glaciers and volcanoes, among hippos, crocodiles and even polar bear.
Damn Pew was the first athlete to swim across the
North Pole and complete a long distance swim in every
one of the world's oceans and has dumb the United

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Nations Patron of the Oceans.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
This guy will always one up.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Whatever story you tell at a party to try and
impress people.

Speaker 8 (17:27):
Is.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Well, I swim all the way around Martha's vineyard, thousand
volcanoes and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
To shut up and get me a drink, all right,
all right?

Speaker 5 (17:36):
The freaking full file next on the Bowl and Them show,
and we'll take it slow and easy. Dallas Horrors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five re cruising slow
and easy. Don't want us to get winded by the
end of the show.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Dude, Yeah, we're out of shape.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Coming up is going to be Mesia up time, and
we will also reveal our subjects you gave us for
Whose song is it? Anyway, hopefully we can get it
done by these seven thirty five deadline. But now it
is the ever popular freaking fool file. A father and
son in Michigan say they had a close encounter.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
With a sasquatch.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
What and bigfoot hunters are calling their story credible and true?
No way, just hearing it doesn't make it credible and true.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
But that's how these guys.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Think, all right, tell us about it.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Their run in happened on May the eighteenth in a
swampy forest near Monroe County, Michigan. Edward Henry Andrew's twelve
year old son were out bowfishing when they heard rustling
in the trees, followed by a loud thus they said, I.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Wonder what that is. We'll shine the light over there
and let's see.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Moments later, they say, a massive, huge, hairy creature about
six feet tall with quote big butt cheeks came crashing
through the bushes airy butt chef. They're doll red after it,
but the creature fled on two feet and was able
to get away. And we later reported the sasquat siding

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to the Bigfoot Field Researchers organization.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
There's such a thing, Yes, there is, which.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Sent an investigator right then to interview him and his
son separately to see if their story checked out. Well,
as long as you mentioned bigfoot to them, it's already
checked out. The group's founder, Matthew Moneymaker, says their accounts
were consistent, detailed, and totally believable.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
He's calling it.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
A Class A encounter, which is the group's highest level
of credibility in bigfoot research.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Is this the first time that Bigfoot's butt has been mentioned?

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Though?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yes? And who mentioned?

Speaker 5 (19:47):
I guess they must have looked at the size of
his ass as he's.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Running away into the bush.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
He's got some jun trunk speaking.

Speaker 8 (19:55):
Of bigfoot butts, and there was bigfoot sasquatches all over
the place. Wouldn't there be sasquatch crap all over? The
boy would.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Think there would be turns of unidentifiable little Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I think it's called scat.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Sasquatch scats. Maybe it's sketch watch.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
I love it, but we're spending way too much time
on this story.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Write this down.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Travel to the United Kingdom a man. If you use
an electric toothbrush, listen up. A UK woman started suspecting
that her husband was cheating on her after checking the
data on her electric toothbrush companion app. Paul Jones, a
British private investigator with over a decade of experience, recently

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recounted one of his most unusual cases. One of his clients,
a married mother of two who was trying to improve
her children's toothbrushing habits by monitoring the electronic toothbrush using
a smartphone app, noticed that the toothbrush was being used
at strange times of the day when her kids were
supposed to be at school and her husband was supposed

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to be.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
At work supposed to be at work.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
After making sure that her kids were indeed at their school,
she confronted her husband, who claimed to have been away
at work all day. But over time, the woman started
to see a pattern. The electric toothbrush was being used
on Friday mornings, a time when her husband was supposed
to be at work. The sposed he was working all right.

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In reality, her husband hadn't been to work on Friday
mornings in months.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I wonder we're dead.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
He was banging a coworker right there in the family home,
thinking no one was there except the electric toothbrush was
and he was using it.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, the woman has since filed for divorce.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I wonder why he had to brush his teeth so fast.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I wonder why both seafists.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
See, first of all, your first mistake is taking the
woman back to your house, yes, where she could leave
a piece of clothing that does not belong to your wife.
She gets suspicious, and well it skips to the end,
and then you.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Go visiting sasquatch, and then you have to brush your teeth.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Else get him knocked up. One of the two.

Speaker 8 (22:16):
Well from the telltale toothbrush to a Long Island homeowner
who got one hell of a surprise on Sunday, just
getting ready for the warmer months and whipping the cover
off of his beautiful swimming pool. They're floating in his
pool in his own backyard, a dead body.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Billow surprise.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
Yeah, the resident found the body of a man that
police believe could be psycho fugitive murder suspect twenty three
year old Matthew Zahl.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
And they've been looking for this guy. He is dangerous,
they said. Authority.

Speaker 8 (22:49):
Sit homeowner called nine one one after finding the body
and it had apparently been floating in the pool for a
long time.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Stuff.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
Oh yeah, all nice and you see ready to be
popped At this point, Zol disappeared after he allegedly stabbed
his dad to death.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Back in November.

Speaker 8 (23:07):
Zol crashed a black GMC Yukon after fleeing the scene
of the murder. A wooded lot directly behind the man's
pool extends.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Out to the parkway, where they found his car.

Speaker 8 (23:17):
Zol, who was reportedly schizophrenic, escaped on foot after crashing
the vehicle around one thirty five am on the ninth
of November, and US marshalls think Zol tried to hide
in the guy's covered up pool because he thought.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
There was no water in it.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
Well there was, It was water in there, Okay, So
Zol eventually drowned trying to hide from the cops.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Uh huh wow.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Justice and.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
H okay, I love it when crazy women come around.

Speaker 8 (23:50):
Hold on.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
A crazy bitch was arrested after police say she stripped
down inside a hotel in Washington, d C. And began
throwing bottles of boot Was that everyone that walked.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
By totally naked?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Officer responded to the Hilton Garden Hotel on New Jersey
Avenue last Saturday for a report of a disorderly woman.
The caller reported there was a person who was stripping
naked inside the hotel, throwing bottles of liquor at anybody
walking by for no reason.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Please say.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
There was broken glass and property normally on top of
the bar all over the floor where the suspect was
sitting completely nude at a high top table surrounded by
Garden Hilton's hotel staff. When the officer asked a woman
why she was naked, she reportedly told him that quote,
my Lord and Savior Michael Jackson told me to do this.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh yeah, she's not right in the head.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
She also said that the King of Pop was gonna
bail her out of jail if she got arrested. Well,
she did get arrested, and so far Michael Jackson hasn't
posted bail for her, at least not yet. She'll be
waiting a while, mainly because he's dead now would when
police told the crazy naked woman that Michael Jackson couldn't

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bail her out of jail because he's no longer with
us on this planet. She responded by saying, well, Jesus
did the same thing, didn't he. Uh, you're talking apples
and oranges here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
I think she needs to be on some medication.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
The resurrection maybe locked the way for a little while
away from other people less or hard Yeah, bless her hardy.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Coming up next hour on Fun with Music Day, Bo
has a fun way for you to pick your ticket.
Pick between tickets to see Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan
at the Outlaw Music Festival July fifth, or you can
pick a family four pack of tickets to see your
Texas Rangers play Kansas City June nineteenth. Whatever you don't
pick is going to go into the lone Star ticket window.
Pick your ticket around seven to fifty right here on

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the bow in Them show on Dallas sport Worth's classic
rock lone Star ninety two to five