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August 7, 2025 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
glapping their gums.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, I'm just trying to clean up the mess we've
made doing the shell here today.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, it was. It was a little bit of a hectic.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Hectic, thirsty ton with music day. Yeah, I still love
that's a message that I got from Terry about your mashup.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
People have been beheaded for.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
People have been sent to the lions. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, it was a pretty low moment on the show today. Bo.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
They used to feed people to the lions for mashups
like that.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I love earth Winding Fire though earth Wind and Metallica
was just dope to me.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I would put that in my playlist. Man.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I once saw Earth Wind and Fire and Chicago on
the same bill.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, could not.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I saw that. It was that what used to be
star Plex star Plex. I gueah, it was a really
hot day.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, No, I think it was h Grand Prairie oh
at Texas Trustee Yeah, yeah, or although it was called
something else at the time.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I saw them at the Coca Cola STARplex which is
now dol Sekis and it was like, you know where
you're sweating in your seat.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
It will, but it.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Was still a great show, and MOR's Day in the
Time opened up an awesome show.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
More Wicked good Man, Yeah, Chicago and Earth Wind and Fire.
That's a lot of horn players backstage at one show.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I wonder if they had one big, fat, wild dressing
room just for all the horn players could.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Be because that's a shitload of them.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
And I bet they party harder than the other guys
in the band too. The horn players are probably the
wild ones.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh yeah, Chicago's heading out on tour again, but North
Texas is not on any of the dates.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
What is it? Do we stink? I don't know, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
And they have the Greatest Hits album that's being released.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
We're supposed to talk to Lee Locke name and.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, yeah, he's gonna check in. He wants to promote
that Greatest Hits album and the tour, so I guess
you'll have to give him an earful about why aren't
you going to be a Dallas?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh yeah, I will.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
What I notice happens sometimes is a tour will be
going around Austin, Houston, Yes, Dallas. No, We're wondering what
the hell we did wrong? And then they announced that
they're going to play one of the casinos up at
the state line.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Well you know that's because the casinos pay top dollars exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
So I wonder if that's the deal with what were
we talking about yesterday? Derek trucks right, Houston and Austin
no problem, but nothing for Dallas, Like he doesn't have
any fans here. I think the casinos are saying, hey,
hold on before you go booking at Toyota Music Factory
or this shit.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Or whatever, and they get a bigger audience because of
everybody that goes to the casino.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Right and Oklahoma City is like a short little run
from there.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
One of our rascals sent me a message. They want
is Bo the one I heard play that age old classic.
I glued my balls to my butthole again. Yes, wait
a minute, oh my god?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
What? Let me yes in the archives already I got that.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
I got digging into his butthole.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Let's see, would that be under digging or butthole?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I glued my balls to my butthole again? Oh my god,
I'm scared to ask where did that song come?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'll tell you what while he's searching it.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
But I'll get it.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You're gonna You're gonna find it, aren't you. He always does.
This man will drill down into the archives, to the
core of the earth if he has to. I loved
I loved Hitler's One Ball today.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
That was.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
That was thanks to someone who called the ASCAS Stuff hotline.
And we did not realize that was a real song.
And I told bo that when we were doing our
research that apparently kids during World War Two in England
would sing that song in the school yard and then
of course soldiers would whistle the tune. It was a march.

(04:16):
It was an actual march used in a bridge over
the River Quai.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
And also in Breakfast club. They whistled it in.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Breakfast because it's a march, the Colonel Boogie March or
something like that.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
So funny.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
The guy who recommended that to us is a voicemail regular.
His handle is the Intellectual Redneck.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh oh yeah, yeah, we know him for a long time.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, he's a Mansfield man. Hmm, yeah, that was.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
So you're thinking, you're trying to think where the hell
that song is.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh, I'll find it. I'll find it by next week.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Do you want me to forward you the message to
remind you.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Bo, Yeah, yeah, go ahead, I will do so.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I wonder if you glew your balls to your butthole,
does it cause a vapor lock?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I don't know, but does it feel like a Dingleberry?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Well if Dingleberry, if you did it right, you would
just recycle every time you peter. It would never hit
the toilet.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
You guys know, we have a little on air recording
that runs on lone Star when we're not here, and
it plays a piece of our show and then it
tells everybody what we're giving away. So the one that's
going to start running after we leave today is the
story of Fort Dingleberry.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I spent a lot of time slice ing it up
this morning, and it's I don't know why, but it
is so entertaining to me to hear Anna say Fort Dingleberry,
that's the name of the fort.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
I disgusted Bo yesterday before we went on air with
the story, and I said, I just took a little
dingleberry off of Toby's butt yesterday. I think I threw
up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
If Cubby got one, he just gonna have to live
with it.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Oh, I'm sure Debra would clean it off.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Debora, do it boy.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, no, if the dogs don't exactly let you do
it either, because it kind of hurts to yank that
out of their fur, so they're going to give you
some resistance anyway.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Well, I moisten a wet wipe.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Use that. That is a good thing to do.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
You wouldn't have to moisten a wet wipe. If it's
a wet wipe, it's already moisture.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
It's not moist enough for a dog's fur. For a
human butt maybe, but not for a dog's fur, especially
if you have like Ao has shit sus. Then I
have a Yorki so I.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Have to go take one of those here in a minute.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I have a.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I have a hove a ship and a mall shit.
I have a Maltese sheetsu and hoven is sheetsu. I
forgot what I was going to say, but it was
something about poop, so we can always use it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh yeah, there's always a good shit joke going around somewhere.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Warm. That's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Moist a moist wet white, but a warm one that'll
take that poo out of that fur. Real quest, So bo.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
You know how you're always like embarrassed when Debra's out
with Cubby and the stroller.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
In the stroller. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
So I've been watching all these like TikTok videos that
pop up on my newsreel, and they are these people
that have dogs, and I thought I spoiled my animals.
But these people will warm the towels. They have those
little towel warmers in their bath and then they get
out these like little doggye baths. It's not for like

(07:38):
a baby, it's a doggy bath that they pop up
into their shower to give their dog a bath. I mean,
it is crazy the things that they do.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
And then they put pajamas on their dog. I only
do that at Christmas time in New Year's no, but
they do it all the time. They put pajamas on
their dogs.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, and it's an outfit. Girl.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I've seen like the Chrismss pajamas for the dogs before.
I don't think they like having that kind of stuff on.
They're like, what the hell is this over my already.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Thick First, Well, because they know they look stupid, they
know that their owner just made an asshole out of them.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Well, then you're not gonna want to see Toby's picture
next week. I've got it back to school outfit for him.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Don't torture that poor dog like that.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
He's got a little eyes on just for back to school.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
He's speaking of dogs. Early tomorrow morning, there's going to
be a new article that's going to publish up on
our blog and it is photos of Blondie.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Oh, yes, our tail wagger.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
He looks great, is it he? She?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's uh, Blondie is absolutely adorable. And there's a little
bit of Maltese and Chitsu or something similar going on
in there too.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Why don't I know who Blondie is?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
So you know how last week we started the tail
Wagger the dog of the week for the adoption with
paus in the City. So Blondie. They just sent Blondie's information.
She's our tail wagger for tomorrow and hopefully we can
get Blondie adopted. I would love to know if we
got Snacker adopted.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Come on, yeah, I'll bet you Snacker has spoken for
at this point, he was just too heartbreaking.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Well what kind of a dog is Blondie.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's a mix mix, yeah, yeah, a medium smallish And
the picture of Blondie, that's that's the headline picture is
Blondie just crashed out looking adorable on a on a
couch pillow.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
You know, I plan to be in that position here
later on Right to the show A certain ball.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Roberts did not get his afternoon nap yesterday.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
No I didn't because I did Reiner's.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Podcast, And so how late did you stay up yesterday?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Then I stayed up till about eight thirty. Not bad
without a nap, Without a nap, oh, I will make
up for it today. You believe that ship?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, buddy, poor Bow. They were a little bit off
with the address, so he went knocking.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
On the wrong.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
And nobody would answer the door, and I kept saying.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
We'll They probably thought that you were, like, you know,
somebody trying to sell new roof or something.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
No, well, nobody was in the lighthouse. So they're gonna
look on their ring camera and say, who is this asshole?

Speaker 4 (10:19):
You're gonna go up on next door? Have you seen
this man? He's been knocking on our door for hours?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Can you imagine if somebody recognizes him, they go, is
that bowfucking Roberts on my ring camera?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
What the hell is he doing? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Hey? Heads up about tomorrow. No decompression session because okay,
I'm going to be leaving early.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Where you where are you finna go?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
I am heading from here to Dallas love Field. Hopefully
the traffic is not too heavy. Catching a flight to
New Mexico for a girl's weekend, my goddaughter's birthday. And
we're doing it up in New Mexico for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
We need somebody to look in on the puppy dog.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
You got all that covered, got that covering? Okay, yeah,
so the dog and the cat will be well taken
care of and spoiled rotten by my neighbor.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh it will yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, so sorry about that, but yeah, nice. Not a
long weekend. We don't have a long weekend until Labor
Day weekend, yes.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's at the end of this month, the end of
the month.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
And I think that's the start of college football season.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yes, well, actually college football I think starts either then.
I think probably then or the week before. There's probably
one or two games just to wet our palette the
week before. But oh shit, that's exactly what I'm about
to do in my pants. I can't wait. I get
more passionate, I get my emotions.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Preseason doesn't count to me because none of the star
players play.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
But when college football starts, every game counts awesome. There's
no preseason in college football. They got to be ready
to play on that day.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Bo.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Before we go, tell everybody your TCU joke one more time.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Oh the s m U joe, SMU joe.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh do you know why SMU co eds always get pregnant?
Why because it takes them too long to say koweia.
I didn't think it was that funny, but I'm glad
y'all liked it.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
It was funny as hell.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
All Right, we'll see you tomorrow.
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