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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, let me tell you something. If you're one of
those people out driving at this time of the morning,
all this song is for years.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Now shut a spider, you're gonna you pull them that
Walmart parting light real sent.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Get at that area.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Maybe that is happening to you even as we speak.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I didn't know there were so many syllables.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
And banger anger for anger, that's three.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I mean, nobody wants just two syllables. No, you know
why it takes uh why s mu co ed's get
pregnant all the time?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Why why?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Because it takes them too long to say.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Coway way.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's an old one, exactly, yes, and it'll work for
Texas A and m yeez, both of you cut it
out now. Well, good morning, good morning. Today is fun
with music Day. Have a new mash up hadn't played
for you?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
O excellent?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Also have a couple of goofy ass songs. Well, it
is fun with music Day, and uh, we'll give you
another chance to pick your ticket between the family four
pack of tickets to see the Rangers take on Arizona
or a pair of tickets to see Queens Reich and
Ace free Lit chopped off. Whichever one you don't pick,
of course, goes into the eight forty ticket window. As
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we celebrate today, here we go Beach Party Day.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh yes, please, I wish.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Look, we don't have time to drive all the way
to Galveston and come back. The shore of a lake
will have to do.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, okay, I'll take it all right.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I have an idea for you guys to celebrate. Watch
Tom in the Heartbreakers Beats Party documentary. Oh yeah, that's
for good, It's excellent. It's National Lighthouse Day.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh cool.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
In nineteen eighty eight, Center to John H. Chaffey introduced
a resolution that would designate August seventh, nineteen eighty nine,
as National Lighthouse Day. And it's been every August seventh
since then. Why beats me, but happy National Lighthouse Day.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Always.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I always think about that scene in the Day of
the Triffids where the triffids are attacking the lighthouse and
the guy shot seawater on them and there's triffid guts.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I guess I'm gonna have to post a selfie of
me in front of the Port Isabel lighthouse.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, it's National Lighthouse.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I love movies that take place in lighthouses. There are
some scary ones out there. It is Purple Heart day.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh yes, thank you for your service.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
During the Revolutionary War, General Washington wanted to recognize soldiers
in their merit and was not allowed to do so
by promoting them, so August seventh, seventeen eighty two, he
ordered the establishment of the badge of Milli Terry Merritt,
or the Purple Heart for soldiers wounded in battle. That's
a good things National Sea Serpent Day.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
No no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, am I the only one who remembers the cartoon
Beanie and cecil?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No, no, remember it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Beanie was the kid and he wore a little propeller hat,
and cecil was the sea sick Sea Serpent. You young
gen z folks. Just google it.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I think of the Little Mermaid when I think of
Sea Serpent.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh day. Okay, yeah, Particularly preposterous Packaging Day. I'm surprised
I didn't stumble through that happy PPP day. Everybody you
ever ordered something through the mail, when it got to
your house, it was impossible to open because it was
particularly preposterously packaged. Yes, and you can cut yourself if
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you sharp stuff to.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Try and olden it.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It is professional speaker's day.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh that would be up. No, I forget it.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, we do get paid for this, but maybe we are,
maybe we are professional.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
We'll take it.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
My dad used to be at a club called Toastmasters.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
That I've Heardsmasters is so tough because if you say
uh and all they ding a bell, oh, really get
you good, which is why Barack Obama always had those
long pauses because he didn't want to say uh and
get dang uh huh.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
We would wear their dingers out, wouldn't we?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
All?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
And it's also raspberries and cream day. Yeah, just tell
me where to go to get some and I will.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Then, all right, so here's what's on the agenda. We
got to look at sports of all sorts coming up,
the latest from Cowboys training camp and more. Then we
got the freaking Fool file. Then I got that mash
up for you, and I got a few other surprises too.
So if we're ready, yes we are, Let's try to
shake that sleep out of crack cracker. Do our morning.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Things to do? Oh god, I needed that.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Please be careful on the Road's crazy out there this morning.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
No one someone to shoot their anger at your anger,
or just tell them Kowia.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
All right, if y'all are ready, Yes, sir, it's time
to take your morning medicine.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
And I'm talking about your time. You know what, what
she's gonna keep doing you like that as long as
you let her. It's very true. Just a little advice
from your old uncle boy.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hey, it's six thirty times.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
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Injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Okay, it's been a couple of weeks since Hulk Hogan died. Right, Yes,
many of his fans don't appear to be enough to
express what he to them. That may explain why sales
of Hulks beer have skyrocketed. Really, Hogan's real American beer
brand brother has been flying off the shelves across the
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country in the days since the Hulkster passed away. The
company is hustling, as they say, to restock retailers from
New York all the way to Florida.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
That's crazy. I guess they're pouring one out for him. Huh.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Around the country, there have been a run on the
beer and people are walking out with multiple twelve packs
and twenty four ounce hands, leaving all the shelves bear.
According to TMZ, we're told the company is working overtime
to supply retailers so fans can cheers to Hulk and
celebrate his incredible legacy. Additionally, his Real American branding company
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was making strides to purchase the struggling Hooters restaurant, effort
that reportedly is still ongoing. So we'll have to wait
and see.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I heard there was going to be a lot of
drama with his estate because of his ex wife, his
new wife, his son, and his daughter who he was
estranged from.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh god, yeah, and she was hot. Yeah, Brook, Yeah,
you're very pretty girl.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Hey. We're about halfway through Dallas Cowboys training camp bo
with the first preseason game this Saturday against the La
Rams in California. Kickoff will be at six pm Saturday.
You can watch the game on ABC. Of course, all
the buzz at training camp continues to be.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
About Micah Parsons. Now.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
When Micah Parsons announced his request for that uh trade
from the Dallas Cowboys last Friday, he did not hear
from team owner and.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
General manager Jerry Jones. But Michaeh.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Parsons did hear from his quarterback Dak Prescott, and Dak's
message was f man. Prescott told Yahoo Sports. It wasn't
F you, michaeh or F them. It's more of an
f This is frustrating for everybody involved. That so Dak
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Prescott and Michael Parsons exchanged messages about the reality of
the edge rusher's contract negotiations and the quarterback support for
Parsons as both person and player. Dak Prescott twice went
through lengthy contract negotiations with Jerry Jones and the Cowboys,
so he knows what Micah is going through and he
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wants him to know that he fully supports him.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
We got your back. Yeah. Do you think Jerry's going
to give in before.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The season starts?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
No, I do not think so.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Really, I wish she would. You can't let Michael Parsons
get away. He'll go to another team and kick our
ass every time.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Now, I think it's a battle of the egos, honestly,
kind of like what Doocey told us.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
It's a battle of two huge egos, which one will win. Well,
we'll see and we'll either suffer or be really glad.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Now, there you go on the preseason, but the season
opener for the Dallas Cowboys, well the stakes just got
a bit higher as they face their big rivals, the
Philadelphia Eagles as we call.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Him them them mashse Coast Bastards.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
This actually involves a local resident of DFW, a very
rich resident of DFW, and somebody who's famous form more
of an NBA angle. We're talking about Shaquille O'Neill, who
is a big Cowboys fan and he is so set
that the Cowboys are going to beat the Eagles. He
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has agreed to do something crazy if the Cowboys lose. Okay,
he's revealed on his big podcast with Shocked that if
Dallas loses, he's going to find the dress that Barkley
wore in his twenty twelve Weight Watchers commercial. He's gonna
put it on and he's going to model it for
people outside of his restaurant in Las Vegas. We briefly
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touched on this yesterday. Yeah, we saw it pop up
yesterday later in the show, and this is crazy. Shaquille
O'Neill is convicted for a Alice Cowboys victory first game
of the season and up against maybe their most difficult rival.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You mean them yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
An in case you need to remind her, this is
Charles Barkley's dress.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
And he's got a lig on too. That's hysterical. Now,
I might just root for the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Just to see that. We should drive by all week.
He's not going to do it here in dow Jen
Powell is set to make history as the first woman
to umpire a Major League Baseball regular season game.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
About time.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
She will ump during the Miami Marlins versus Atlanta Braves
series this weekend, working the basis on Saturday nights doubleheader
and then behind the home plate on Sunday. Paul, who
is forty eight years old, is from New Jersey and
has a rich history in sports, having played softball at
Hofstra and in the USA Baseball women's national team. She
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also holds degrees in art and has taught middle school
art classes. Now that doesn't have anything to do with
being an umpire in Major League Baseball, but you go, girl,
and don't take no crap from any of those players
who want to argue with you over a call you made.
You're in charge. Put him in their place.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Texas Rangers had a sweep of the New York Yankees
within their grasp yesterday.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Oh no, but the Yankees had other plans.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yankees first baseman called gold Schmidt put the Yankees ahead
with the pinch hit solo homer in the seventh inning,
and New York ended their five game losing streak with
a three to two victory over our Texas Rangers. Now,
with the win, the Yankees avoided being swept by the
Rangers for the first time since twenty ten, and they
kept the Rangers from moving past them for the American
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League's third and final wild card spot. The Rangers are
now sixty and fifty six on the season, and instead
of owning the bottom wild card slot, they now find
themselves one and a half games back.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Well, we got to keep winning this, that's the trick.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
The Rangers have today off and then tomorrow they'll host
the Philadelphia Phillies at Globelife Field. First pitch tomorrow against
the Phillies will be at seven oh five. Can't make
it out to the game at the Shed, you can
watch it on c W thirty three.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Tomorrow nights Right down the road a piece in Arlington, Texas.
The city is no longer in limbo after confirming it
will continue to receive federal funding to keep large crowds safe.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Well that's good.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, it should be a no brainer, all right.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
The loss of public safety grant would have been a
major blow to big events like the Cowboys Games and
the twenty twenty six to Fife of World Cup that's
coming so soon.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Fee fock damnit thief feefu.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I'm smacking my own hands right now.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
A federal grant is confirmed as more than sixteen million
dollars for North Texas City's in large part to cover
anti terror security measures surrounding major high profile events.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Here.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
The award takes into consideration local, state, and federal resources
all working together and trying to keep us safe when
we head out to see a big event.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah that's a nice thing to know, Thank you, Okay.
The Master's Golf Tournament is the best known of golf's
four major tournaments, and while it has a cheap food menu,
attending the event next April costs more and more each year.
The Augusta Country Club has unveiled a new official Master's
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hospitality program that will dig deep into the pockets of
those rich people that can afford.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh my gosh, how much is it gonna cost.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Because there's a lot of rich people that go.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
The program offers a host home from forty five thousand
dollars to more than one hundred thousand dollars for that week.
A long Oh that's all yeah, chump chain. But it
also offers private transportation for up to fifteen thousand dollars,
which includes a weekly driver and an suv. Now, there's
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also a full scale private home program that costs two
hundred and nineteen thousand, six hundred dollars for the week.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
It's for eight guests and includes two homes, transportation, pantry stocking,
a full time staff member to take care of your needs,
catering and tea times at area golf courses. Oh, and
don't forget the twenty percent service fee that will set
you back another thirty six thousand, six hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
That is crazy money.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Don't say you weren't worn, My friends, my money.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
More problems.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Get ready to freaking fool file coming up on the
bone of them show. Well he keeps fretting him to
do it. Maybe he'll do it one day. Dallasfortors Classic
roncolone Star ninety two to five Mashup Time coming up
here on Fun with Music Day. But now it's time
for the.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Freaking fool file.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Okay, here's a little piece of advice for you. All right,
Normally this isn't the place you'd come for sound medical advice,
but we'd still like to share this with you because
it's important. If someone says they're a doctor and then
invites you to their apartment, oh no, for a genital
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exam in their bedroom, you should be where and say, oh,
I'm gonna have to cancel that up. Yeah, especially when
there's no medical license on the wall when you get there.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
This is not a professional sending.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
In Cincinnati, Rudell Saunders was found guilty of two felony
counts of practicing medicine without a license, but that was
the least of it. Saunders at one point was a
doctor with the University of Cincinnati Medicals, but that was
almost fifteen years ago. Investigators accused Saunders of luring several
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men to the bedroom of his apartments and performed ultrasounds
on their private parts, their twigs and berries, you know
what I mean. Yeah, well, allegedly secretly videotaping the encounters.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Oh my gosh, for his gratification, later.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Huh oh boy, no, for educational purposes.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Saunders said, he wasn't gay, and he told the State
Medical Board that these encounters were for educational purposes. Uh huh, yeah,
I'm sure they believe that. Eventually, a judge found Saunders
not guilty. No, they didn't, of misdemeanor charges related to
the case, including voyeurism and sexual imposition, but was told
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never ever ever do something like this ever again, or
he could face jail times.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
They just gave him a slap on the wrist.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh my gosh, maybe more ways than one.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Maybe he offered the judges some of those videos that
he made. Oh man, I ain't judging. I ain't judging,
so to speak. Okay.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
If a British family was looking for a sign that
it's time to move out of their home in North Yorkshire,
well they just got it both. A family discovered that
they had a big and I mean big rat problem,
and by big they mean vetty, vetty, vetty big. They
called in pest control to trap the road and were
shocked when a worker captured a massive two foot long
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rat that was about the size of a full grown cat.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Saw the picture on the phot Oh it's like that
rat I saw in the kitchen when we had the rat.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah, it was a big ass rat. Local councilors shared
a photo of the monster and I saw it. They
warned that the rat problem in that area of England
is getting out of control, and that there's probably a
bunch of other huge ass rats like that one running
around the town.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
It's time to move it is.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
They say, this wasn't just a one off, but a
sign of a growing infestation issue across the borough. They're
calling for a full vermin plan to battle the problem
head on before more residents encounter these massive home intruders.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
They look like rats on steroids.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Some people who live in the same town are so
paranoid about the rats that they rarely leave their house,
which is pretty stupid because a giant riot like this
one is probably in the house.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
So maybe under the floor, maybe in the attic, but
he's probably in.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
The Oh man, it was huge and ugly.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Nesty Like I say, it reminds me of that we saw.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
The creamer.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You haven't seen the picture of this big old meat loaf.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Just showed it to you, did. That's a big as god.
I mean, you'd take a shotgun to get rid of that.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
That's like HG. Wells big, like food of the Gods.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Big.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Remember that one.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yes, they said it was the size of a big cat,
and I saw the pictures showed it to both.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Oh man, Okay, all right over to Salisbury, Maryland, where
a woman, a bat guano crazy woman like Florida crazy,
has been arrested after investigators says she intentionally set fire
to the front door of a man's home because he
owed her seven dollars. Seven investigators from the Office of
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the State Fire Marshall and Salisbury Fire Department in Maryland
responded to a reported fire and the man said he
had already put the fire out, but you guys better
get over here anyway and hear this story. He told
the cops that Janice Luis One, it's someone that he
has known for several years, got pissed off and showed
up at his door demanding seven dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
She was owed and he knows.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Nothing about it. He says, I never loaned her any money.
She's crazy.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
She bet ganol crazy. Yes.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
After a brief argument, on allegedly left and return minutes
later with a bottle of gasoline. She doused it on
the front door and set it on fire. She got
on her little crack bicycle and she rode away, and
last Friday in a rest warrant was issued charging her
with arson one arson iiO, first degree, malicious burning, malicious
destruction of property over a grand reckless endangerment and the
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theft under one hundred dollars is seven dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Seven dollars, seven dollars.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
If the guy says I never even loaned this bit
any money, man, investigators asked her what the seven dollars before,
and she said none of your business made it sound
more suspicious.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
And the man whose front door was on fire again said.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
I never loaned this woman any money, not even seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Help me.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You're gonna get in trouble and go to jail over
seven dollars that you don't really owe, but you think
seven imaginary somebody owes you seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Where can you get drugs for seven dollars?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh? No, God, I don't want to know. You should
at least ask for ten so the guy doesn't have
to make change. I'm just thinking it. Okay, here's one
for you.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Ask.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
It was supposed to be a very solemn moment. Spreading
a loved one's ashes into the Puget Sound in Washington State.
But the solemn moment was broken by a commercial What
okay hear me on? A family near Seattle used Spotify
to play Frank Sinatra's The Impossible Dream while scattering a
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loved one's ashes, and they didn't have the ad free
version was the problem. So when the song ended, it
immediately played an ad for how to relieve constipation, complete
with sound effects. I'm sure you'd like to hear it, please, Well,
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here you go, stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
This is the quickest way to clear out stuff poop.
The number one regularly outside way to clear out stuff
poop is by adding more favor.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Not unless you.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Want to make things.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
As you can tell, the unexpected interruption sent the entire
family into fits of laughter. It turned a solemn moment
like spreading someone's ashes into something hysterically funny. Fortunately for us,
they recorded the whole thing and that's what we just
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played for.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
That is awesome. Oh man, it was meant to be.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
The freaking fool file never gets old and never disappoints.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Now Hey, coming up next hour on Pune with Music Day.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
You get to pick your ticket, choose between a family
four packet tickets to see The Rangers take on Arizona
August thirteenth, or you can pick tickets to see Queen's
Reich and A's Freely August fifteenth at Chalk Talk Casino
and Resort. Pick your ticket around seven to fifty right
here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas Fort
Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Now I'm playing, went down, playing.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
If I get down.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
When I got to that part, I said, Okay, let's
stop the prayer. I don't want to talk about dying.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Before I wait. Okay, I pray the Lord my soul.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Oh Lord.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Well, it just so happens.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That song is off Metallica's nineteen ninety one self titled album,
also known as The Black Album. Yeah, just like the
Beatles had the Wide Album, just called the Beatles. Well,
that album has passed another chart miles on that Black
Album this week marks its eighth hundred week on the
Billboard Top two hundred album chart, making it the fourth
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album to spend that long on the album charts.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
The other albums to cross that threshold are Pink Floyd's
Dark Side of the Moon that is the all time
Champ with nine hundred and ninety weeks on the.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Charts makes sense.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Bob Marley and the Whaler's Legend Album with eight hundred
and ninety eight weeks amazing, and Journey's Greatest Hits with
eight hundred and sixty eight weeks on the Steve.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Per Okay, Metallica is getting that big for Christ's sake?
Can we consider them for the super Bowl halftime?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Well, it's interesting you should say that because we have
a story up about Lars Ulrich hinting that if they
were asked to do the halftime show with the super
Bowl in February in California, that they would effan say yes.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Well, that doesn't mean they've been asked yet.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Or will be.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
And the last time that a rock band played halftime
at the super Bowl twenty.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Ten, oh yes, come on dollars when the Saints one
of Super Bowl and I'm wearing the Saints had to day,
Well that song, enter sand Man. What if we were
to mash it up with with what earth wind and
fire come out at work?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Give it a chance?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
And you had your doubts that it was gonna work.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
That it's magic bo, it's magic Abra cadabure y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Okay, I'd like to apologize right now in case that
mashup gave some of you a splitting headache.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Brilliant.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
I got a message from one of the rascals, Terry said,
someone needs to tell Bo they used to feed people
to the lions for mashups like that.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I would have every single BikeE coming after that one
earth Wind and Metallica.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It it was awesome, Metallifier, I love it. Oh God.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Okay, about a half hour from now, we're gonna let
you pick your ticket. Choose between tickets to see the
Texas Rangers that's Family four pack. They're playing Arizona on
the thirteenth, or you're gonna have a pair of tickets
to see Queens Reich and Ace Freelot Chuck Talk Theno
in their Grand Theater that's in Durant, Oklahoma, by the way,
And of course, whichever one you don't pick goes into
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the eight forty ticket window. Now, being fun with music
Day today, you have to identify a TV theme from
a show in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Okay, right, at least you gave us a hint.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Now, eighties, I wasn't a regular watcher of this show,
but apparently it was very popular, which means sometimes I
just don't get it right right, But I'm gonna play
that theme at seven fifty. You tell me what it
is now. Yesterday, of course, was Ascus Stuff Day, and
one of the callers on the Aska Stuff Online asked
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this question War two.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
There was a novelty song called Hitler has only got
one ball? I other Hitler only had one Kahony, Is
that true? Yes, it is true.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, Hitler only had one ball, and there is a
song by that name. Yeah, because I think his other
ball didn't quite drop or something, which yet.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
The Nazi leader's long lost medical records seemed to confirm
that he had an undescended right testicle, so it was
still kind of up there.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
In His ball didn't drop, It didn't drop no good,
which means he had to peece sideways.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
He walked with a limp Okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
There is a song. This song first appeared among British
soldiers in nineteen thirty nine and was quickly taken up
by Allied military and civilians. His familiarity was increased after
its use in this scene in this movie.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
You'll know.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
They're a scene from bridge O on the weaver CHOI, yes, yes,
where they're marching across. Well, it's based on that. That
movie came out in nineteen fifty seven and it was
one of my all time favorites. So this is a
song Hitler only had one ball done to this tune.
It's by a guy named John Jones. Now I'm not
(28:25):
sure if this is the original version, but it's a version,
and I'm gonna play it for you, ladies and gentlemen.
I give you Hitler only had one ball, Ha got
one ball?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Almost said.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
That song insulted about every German. Gerald One Dallas Ford's
classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Once Bitten, Twist, Shot, twist,
Gotta put the tea on it.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Jack Russell, the lead singer of Great White, passed away
a year ago today. He was sixty three years old.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Very young.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Weren't they the ones that started Island in Rhode Island?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yes, sir, they found the club and also the tomor
manager of the band guilty of neglect because they used
pyro that torched the whole club and killed I think
over one hundred people.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah, your deaths and two hundred injuries.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You don't use Pyro in a club that is enclosed
with people in it. Very small club too.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
And Jack was one of those classic rock artists that
went out still performing on stage, but having to perform seated.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Oh really here now, yep, yep? Oh man still Collins
just tore up. Okay, coming up, We're we gonna give
you a chance to pick your ticket.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
But now once again, it is time to smarter your media,
time to educate you an iota, that's just a little bit.
It's time for did you know? For example, did you
know Pikachu from Pokemon? Yeah, almost had big boobs. What
This is based on old interviews with the Pokemon people
(30:24):
when they were bringing Pikachu to America. There are some
translation differences, so it's unclear whether they would have been
feminine breast or pronounced spectoral muscles.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Well, I was.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Pikachu was a boy, so so did I big pecks.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
He ain't got no pecker, so I don't know what
he is.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Did you know?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Miller Lite beer was originally called Galt gab Blinger's Diet
beer when it's introduced in nineteen sixty seven. And just
like I had trouble, they figured, look, people are gonna
have troubles. How would you order it at the and
where the miller like brewing companies, the.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Wh'll call it that.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Imagine being drunk in ordering act.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Gab flat beer. Just give it a little drink.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Did you know the estimated value of the eight hundred
and forty three acres of land in New York Central
Park was estimated to be about five hundred and twenty
nine billion in two thousand and five. However, more recent
estimates have it at around forty trillion dollars prime real estate.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Damn right, I sure hope they don't sell it off.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I don't know anybody has forty trillion dollars. Did you
know the very last line of Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing,
remember that song whispering at the end well where you
can barely hear, is the song fade out? It says,
please don't procrastinate, It's not good to masturbate. And they
it's on when the song is fading out because they
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knew Radio state we're not going to play a song
with microbaita. Did you know there is a pro wrestling
move called the choke slam that was performed by the
Big Show. If you all remember who the show was well.
The choke slam is where the wrestler lifts his opponent
by his throat and slams him on the ground. It
(32:17):
was invented during an amateur wrestling match by Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
What yay?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Abraham Lincoln invented the choke slam that The Big Show used.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
All his toes.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Always love to see the chokeslam. Look at John Cena
getting the choke slam.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
John.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Thank you, Abe Lincoln, Thanks Abe. Did you know the
NFL team with the highest winning percentage of.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
All time is Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
No, the Baltimore Ravens at five hundred and seventy four percent.
They're followed by the Dallas Cowboys at five hundred and
seventy three. There you go' We're a close second. Did
you know Tennessee has the highest tax on beer of
any state, really, at one dollar and twenty nine cents
per gallon. Wyoming has the lowest, at two cents a gallon.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
I say we go drink in Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yes, a whole lot cheaper. Did you know Greenland doesn't
have much vegetation, so it's really not green. It got
its name from Nordic settlers who wanted to trick people
into moving there, so they said it was green. Okay, uh,
let the buyer beware. Did you know the Isley Brothers? Yeah,
(33:31):
I mean now, the Isley Brothers don't care what you say.
They're one of the greatest acts of all times.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yes, I agree.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
They are the only group or artists to have had
a top fifty Billboard hit in the fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties,
and the two thousands.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Damn, nobody else has ever done that.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Did you know? There is only one real person mentioned
in the Harry Potter books, really a nine year old
girl in Toronto Namednatalie McDonald who is dying of leukemia.
She was a huge fan, so family friend emailed JK. Rowling,
who included her as a student at Hogwarts in the
fourth book. Nice now you know, get ready, there's gonna
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be time to pick your ticket coming.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Up on the Bull and Them show. Yeah, Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Dallas Horors glassic rock a lone star ninety two five. Alrighty,
it is seven fifty, and I promised you at seven
fifty we're gonna let you pick your ticket. Choose between
a family four pack of Rangers tickets or a pair
of tickets to see Queens Reich and Ace Freely. Now
you're being fun with music day. I told you you're
gonna have to identify a nineteen eighties TV theme.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Are we gonna get any other hints other than it
was in the eighties es.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I can tell you the stars of this show, but
you don't know any of them.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Oh really, okay, kind of obscure, but you I said
it was popular. It was.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
It was really popular, okay, and it came out in
nineteen eighty six. All right, right, okay, okay, I'm going
to play the theme to this TV show you call
me at two one four or eight one seven, seven
eighty seven one nine two five? Tell me what TV
theme from the eighties this is.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
It's a comedy. I'll pay you. I do have a
hint that'll give it away, but I ain't giving it
out me. He said there was no actor we would know.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
No, Well, you might know Max Wright. You don't know
the name, but if you saw his face, you'd go,
oh yeah that guy. Okay, See now y'all are looking
it up.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yeah, that's all right. I don't care. I don't care
for cheap let me let it go for a little
while long. You just gotta yes, there you go. You
looked at you look up Max right. Look, you're right.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
I wouldn't have recognized the name. I recognize his face.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, Max Right starting it.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
So did Benji Gregory and Andrea Elson. I really loved
this show. You're right, and you didn't get it. I
loved it, all right. Let me see boy of them show.
Tell me what TV show from the eighties that is.
I'm going to say, alf is right. And you looked up.
You looked up Max.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
You looked up Max right, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
You got it, girl.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
You got your chance to pick your ticket. First.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
First of all, who is this? I'm sorry? Who is this?
Thank coat?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Okay, Now which tickets do you want? You want the
Rangers tickets?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Tickets?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Finish, girl, know what you want? Will you hold on
and we will fix you up?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
All right, very good way to go, girl.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
She got it right off the bat without the clue.
I needed the clue, see, and you had to look
up who match right was? I had to see his face.
I know that face. Yep.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
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Speaker 1 (38:06):
Have a drink on me if you'll buy it, I'll try. Yeah,
Just don't pour it on me, please, no, no, no no.
That was what was Classic rock lone Star ninety two
to five.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yesterday I did a podcast with a guy you probably
all know, Mike Reyner.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
That's right now.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Me and him used to be competitors. He was at
the Zoo, I was at the que And on the podcast,
of course we talked about the Q versus Zoo days
and all the things we did.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
He was a sports guy for the Zoo. Yes, and
of course he went to the ticket and he even
worked here for a while.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yes, he did the freak. Well, so I'm sitting there
talking and we talked about all kinds of stuff, things
that have gone on during my career and things how
our paths crossed.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
I can't wait to hear the whole thing, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Okay, Well, towards the end, he asked me, of all
the people you've known in the radio, who was the
craziest one you ever knew? And I thought for a second,
I said, I got it. I used to work in
New Orleans at a station called w R and O
We're the rock of New Orleans, and one of the
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sales guys was a guy named Ronnie go greet crazy
son of a bitch in a good way though, yes,
oh yeah, hardcore kuon ass cage.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Yeah, they know how to party too.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
And he was in sales, and of course I was
on the air, and uh, this boy was a little
off center, but not the kind where, oh god, I
hope he doesn't get us thrown in jail. It's more
like what crazy prankster kind of. And I had to
tell this story because one time me and Ronnie were
in a bar uptown this wasn't in the French quarter.
(39:57):
And we're sitting there and drinks up, and all of
a sudden, Ronnie's soon to be wife walked in with
another man. Oh yes, And so I'm looking at Ronnie, going, uh,
what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
And he said watch this.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Now. When Ronnie says watch this, you watch that because
it's gonna be something epic one of ths yes, and
he did not disappoint it. So I'm sitting there across
the bar watching him. He goes up and he buys
a double shot of some kind of nasty rotgut liquor
(40:38):
I don't know what, Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
And uh.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
He walked towards their table with his drink, and of
course he's hiding behind people that are out there so
they won't see him coming.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
And they didn't see him coming.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
So they're sitting there getting all.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Lovey doady and snuggling enough and everything rodden.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
He goes up there and Ronnie slams the liquor down,
walks over to their table, sticks his finger in his throat,
and throws up all over the table and all over them.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
The slimy alcohol throw up.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna either
pass out or piss my pants.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Oh my gosh, Please tell me he didn't end up
marrying that one.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yes, he did.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Getting married.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Okay, that I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
They ended up dream a divorce.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
I'm telling you, that's the greatest act of revenge I've
ever seen in my life. Revenge.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
If that had been me, I would have thrown up
after he threw up. I just cannot stand the smell
or the sound effect of it.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Well, I'm sure it was nasty, but I wouldn't go
and go anywhere or that table. But I said, man,
let's go somewhere else because they're probably gonna call the
cops on us. So we went somewhere else and started
laughing about this great story, dude, greatest act of revenge
I ever saw.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
In my life.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
I find it an odd coincidence that yesterday you recorded
with Mike Rener and today you're wearing a Steely Dan
shirt that's his favorite bard. Oh see, I didn't know
that whole world coincidence. Okay, maybe you guys covered Steely
Dan yesterday too. I mean, you gotta admit.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
That's a good point. That was that's one of the
best ever ever. Ronnie hard Pay fifteen on the Bay, Thumbshot,
Jallas Horse Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two to five.
That is Dave Edmonds. That was a big hit in
the late sixties and early seventies. I can't remember exactly
(42:55):
when it came out, but Dave Edmonds is like, really
really sick. He had cardiac arrest and I really hope
he pulls through. He was in this band called rock
Pile with Nick Low if you know who that is. Yeah,
and I saw him open for Blondie in New Orleans
and they blew Blondie off the stage. They were fabulous
(43:17):
and Nick Low is really sick. So I hope he
doesn't pass away.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
I had read about his situation and they said that
he's on the men, so hopefully hope he gets better.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
But yeah, he was in Pretty Bad Shaw.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
He's eighty one years old. Now come on, get well, Nick, Okay,
let's light in the mood a little bit. There's a
new ice cream available nationwide, and you haven't had this
flavor since you.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Were a baby. Really.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Freda a parent product company, and Oddfellows, a small Batch
ice cream company based in New York, have partnered to
release a limited number of breast milk flavored ice cream
pintswide Yes, just like Mom used to mass sure, I
(44:07):
don't know if I'd like this breast milk ice cream now.
They launched their breast milk flavored ice cream earlier this year,
and understandably, the limited edition item is gaining a lot
of attention, both good and bad. Now, the viral flavor
is available for purchase online with shipping available nationwide.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Is it made with actual breast milk? Well.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
For the past few days, Freeda and Oddfellows have been
promoting the ice cream flavor on social media, and the
Internet is going crazy with countless users confused about the
ice cream's ingredients.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Well, so to address the elephant in the room, No,
Freeda and Oddfellow's breast milk ice cream is not made
a real human breast milk.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Okay, so it's just a pattern to taste like it.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
It's the flavor of breast milk.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
And cream or something. Well, it depends on the I
will cash Yep.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
The flavor is the ice cream is supposed to mimic
actual breast milk.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah, I think I'll pass on that. Well, hey, just
think about it. It could be good. Hi. I'm Ben
and I'm Jerry.
Speaker 7 (45:14):
We're the ice cream making boobs from the perky peaks
of her mind to tell you about our new breast
milk ice cream. Ben and Jerry's Very Breast ice Cream
gives a new meaning to the phrase cupper cone. With
new flavors like chesty Garcia and chocolate nip cookie dough,
you'll have your eye on two scoops or I.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Try new Sea cup crunch or one of the new
melon flavors in a push up pop.
Speaker 7 (45:34):
Our ice cream is so delicious you'll want to stick
your face in the middle of the bowl.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
And go, that's good.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
You said, I'm mudiful there, So bust out of the
ordinary ice cream routine and try Ben and Jerry's Very
Breast the ice cream.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
That's till, lady, please come on.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
You'll know that that line was gonna be in there somewhere.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Push up sulpitilating.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Oh god, what will they think of next. One of
deep Elam's busiest and apparently most controversial bars is called
Rodeo Dallas.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah, a lot of complains about it.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Well, they had their doors locked yesterday, but it reopened
after the chain doors shut Tuesday. A sign posted on
the door by Westdale Real Estate Investment and Management cited
lease violations as the reason for the closure. One day later,
the doors were back open. Now this just makes me
want to visit this bar. I'd never heard of. See
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what the hubbub is all about.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Have you ever been to Rodeo Dallas. No, So that's
a that's a fairly new place.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
Well yeah, but they complain a lot about the landlord
and the guy that runs it.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Oh yeah, the landlord's the one who got pissed off
and chained the doors.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
And I guess they got their rights back or something.
An attorney with the firm Crawford, Wishnu and Lang said
the firm was hired to represent the bar in this
dispute with Westdale's that the reopening followed legal action. However,
the attorney did not detail what filings, if any, were
made on behalf of the bar and its management team,
and it's not clear whether another closure is in Rodeo
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Dallas' future. But for now, the bar remains open for
the many loyal patrons who have been coming through its
doors for a long time.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
I know my friends on social media were all celebrating
that they had closed their doors.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
So I'm sure they're upset that they reopened.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Fans, they're hanging a lot of blame on that bar
for there being a lot of violence in Deepellum. And
the reason that the cops want to shut down the
streets at ten pm and deep Elum, well.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
That's a shame because I think they serve bresh milk
for the.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yeah a shot class, Yes got the Sixth Street Entertainment
District in.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Austin, not Deebellum.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
The Sixth Street Entertainment District in Austina is getting a facelift.
In a memo from the City of Austin, was announced
that permanent concrete barricades are going to be installed in
the three hundred, four hundred and five hundred blocks of
East sixth Street as part of a safety project plan
for the entertainment district. Now late last year, Austin began
reopening Sixth Street to vehicles on weekend nights, erecting these
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barriers to keep people on newly expanded and protected sidewalks.
Austin Transportation and Public Works, in partnership with the Austin
Police Department. Initially, it installed rubberized curves and then in
May those were replaced with water filled barricades until the
permanent solution was put in place. Following installation of the
permanent concrete barricades, there are plans to enhance their appearance
(48:37):
with graphic design and paint by the Downtown Austin Alliance.
Austin Public Works Director Richard Mendoza said the barriers are
going to start being installed on Monday now. Since the
launch of this project in Austin, data has shown positive results,
including reductions and arrests, use of forest, incidents, and officer
(48:57):
injuries in the Sixth Street area.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Y'all know how crazy it can get on Sixth Street
in Austin.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Well maybe that's what they should do. And development.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
People go stumbling out of the bars down there on
Sixth Street and they go right out into the damn street.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
They're not looking, they don't there's no cars out.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yeah, they don't know how to act, you know, they don't.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
I'm really not surprised at doing that to Sixth Street.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Check this out.
Speaker 5 (49:23):
An extremely lucky gambler hit. I can't believe this three
hundred and eighty nine jackpots on various slot machines in
one day. Three nine Yes, he was in a Tampa
casino and he totaled out one point eight million in
cash winnings. I gotta go to this place, the Seminole
(49:44):
Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Trampa, Florida, and they
announced Tuesday that Mayor O saw a big set of
wins throughout the day on several popular slot machines. He
hit one hundred and seventy K plus on Locket Link,
k plus on Pandamagic Dragon Link whatever. That is over
two hundred and fifty eight thousand dollars on Golden Century
(50:06):
Dragon Link. And he got another one hundred and fifteen
K over here and one hundred and forty three K
on those machines over there in the corner. This lucky
streak is one of the most impressive one day runs
in the property's history, says the casino in a news release.
Stories like this show how exciting and rewarding it can
be to visit Seminole hard Rock Tampa, says Joseph Wagner,
their VP and GM of Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, Tampa.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
What do you want to bet? They took all those
winning machines and they hit them all. Of course they did.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
This guy was one of those guys that stood behind
people and waited for them to leave before he started playing.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
That machine's gonna pay off any minute, and it did.
Wish I could ask them luck like that, and I
always ended up light in the pocket after I leave
the casino Dallas Foror's Classic Ronc Alone Star ninety two five.
Let's address the question who won our tickets to Queen's
Reich and Ace Freely? That would be what are you
(51:00):
an owl?
Speaker 3 (51:01):
Who is who?
Speaker 5 (51:03):
Tell me Stacey Corbily and get this, She's been wanting
to win tickets to the show for her and her husband.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Her birthday is just a couple of days before Queens
are eyes.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
Congratulations, Stace is super stoke. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Stage. We timed it just right, did Yeah? We planned
it that way. Fifteenth your birthday?
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna ask your opinion on a ya
or a nay? Okay, Hines and Smoothie King, what yes?
Speaker 3 (51:33):
A smoothie like a ketchup SMOOTHI or something.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
They are addressing a pressing debate that's circulated on social media.
If tomatoes are actually a fruit? Is ketchup actually a smoothie?
And according to them, the answer is yes.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
No, I would never drink ketchup.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
According to the two brands who teamed up to create
a fruity concoction with that unusual ingredient, the hinds tomato
ketchup smoothie.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Stop it. I gag just reading that, yeah, makes me
want to pull a ranie.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
The Red Condiment. The Red Condiment joins a blend of sorbet,
apple juice, strawberries, and raspberries for a sweet and tangy drink.
Some people got an early taste of the beverage and
were impressed by hell well, the savory ketchup flavor blended
with the sweet and tart berries.
Speaker 3 (52:25):
In this movie, it must just have a little dollop
of ketchup.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
A dollup is way too much. I don't know what
do you want to bet?
Speaker 5 (52:34):
Matt the cat is already in line ordering mine, and
he's gonna tell us it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
He's he's gonna do the guinea pig thing again. While
this isn't the first time tomatoes have been mingled with summer,
they found the unexpected combination surprisingly flavored.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
Hard passed up.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
At first sip, the berries are the dominant taste, but
then the ketchup adds another layer of dimension without being overpowering.
So you say, why don't you put Lee and perrinzer
Hind fifty seven in the smoothie and see how you
like that? Yeah, catch up smoothie. No, I don't have
a water I don't think so. No, I'd rather eat
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a turd than that.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Think.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
No, you would not, well, not really, maybe a bird turd,
but they're small.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
Hey, coming up in around eight minutes or so, your
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this morning here on the Bow and Them Show on
Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rocket.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock Loans Star ninety two. Every time
I hear that song, yeah, I think of I think
of that commercial they were in. We got a rat
problem upstairs, and there's some rat up there playing that song.
By the way, tomorrow, Oh it's Friday, Thank god. We're
gonna talk to James Austin Johnson. He's a member of
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Saturday Night Live. He's one of the cast members. He's
the guy that does the Trump impression and he does
a whole bunch of other stuff.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
Some people say he's the gold standard of the Trump impersonation.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
He's really good. And he's gonna be at the Dallas
Comedy Club this weekend, and we're gonna call him at
his home. I think he lives in Tennessee or something. Yeah, Nashville, Yeah,
before he catches his flight and gets up here.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
See that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
These guys don't get in until Friday, and that means
we can't after the show, you know, after the Joe. Well,
it doesn't do any good to interview him after the show.
We're trying to put asses in the seats. That's why
we're here. So let's talk some time wasters. And I
bet I know what one of them is.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
Okay, bo, This is what we have up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone Star ninety two
five dot com. Lars Ulric has confirmed the rumors that
Metallica have been looking into playing the Spear in Las
Vegas next year. Lars appeared on Howard Stern Show yesterday.
He said he went to U two's opening night at
the venue back in twenty twenty three and was just
blown away, so he wants Metallica to play the Sphere.
(55:20):
Ulrick joined Howard to promote Metallica's new serious XM channel,
A Maximum Metallica, which is going to launch at the
end of the month. Besides the possibility of playing the
Sphere in Vegas, he was also asked about Metallica playing
the Super Bowl halftime show in California in February, and
he said, uh yeah, hello, if they asked, we'll be there.
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You know, the last rock act to play at a halftime.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
Super Bowl was The Who. Yeah twenty ten.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah, that was when the Saints won.
Speaker 3 (55:50):
That's why you remember it, or do you remember the Who?
I remember that. I remember both of them. Also remember
the show.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Also remember Tracy Porter intercepting that pass and running back
for a touchdown.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
Ah that was seered into his memory.
Speaker 4 (56:04):
Now I know that we posted a lot about Ozzie's
death and the funeral and the memorial, but Ozzy Osborne's
son Jack shared an absolutely beautiful video tribute to his
dad yesterday. It's called Some Memories of My Father. We
have it up for you to see. I dare you
not to cry. I know we all loved Ozzy and
Black Sabas music, but the one thing that made me
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love Ozzy Osbourne was the love that he had for
his family.
Speaker 3 (56:28):
And if you see this video, you're just gonna see
that love pour through.
Speaker 4 (56:32):
David Gilmore released the trailer for his upcoming live concert
film Live from the Circus Maximus Rome.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
He released that yesterday. We have it up by the way.
Speaker 4 (56:41):
It's gonna premiere and select cinemas and Imax on September seventeenth.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
And Rock and Roll Hall of Famer John.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
Fogerty will be honored with the twenty twenty five b
m I Troubadour Award on September eighth in Nashville, speaking
of James Johnson. The award recognizes a songwriter who has
made a profound impact on the community and whose work
continues today. So finally, it was supposed to be a
solemn event, Bow the spreading of a loved one's ashes. Yeah,
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we shared this story on the Freaking Fool File this
morning in case you missed it. This family wanted to
play their loved one's favorite song while they spread the
ashes into the Puget Sound in Washington State. They were
playing Frank Sinatra by using Spotify now while they were
out on this boat. Unfortunately, they didn't have the ad free.
Speaker 3 (57:34):
Version of Spotify, so.
Speaker 4 (57:36):
When the song ended, it immediately played an ad to
relieve constipation.
Speaker 3 (57:42):
This is what it sounded like. This is the quickest
way to clear out stuff coop the number one for
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regular The fastest way to clear out stuff coop is
by adding more fiber tears.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Course, everybody was sad before then they just got hysterical laughing.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
You would have to see this video. It's on the
B and M Show page at lone Start ninety two
five dot com Dallas lone star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
What a day.
Speaker 3 (58:29):
I'm excited because tomorrow's Friday, I know, and I am
ready for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Oh yeah, And James Austin Johnson from Saturday Night Live,
We're gonna call him because he's coming to town to
the Dallas comedy club this weekend.
Speaker 4 (58:45):
That's right, he's got shows tomorrow and Saturday, but he's
not getting into town on tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (58:53):
We'll talk to him.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
Well, that that ruins a lot of guests coming in
because the comics, most of them would come in a
day early, but now they come in on the day
of the show.
Speaker 4 (59:04):
I think it's the economy, though, I think that the
comedy clubs don't want to pay for it. Three nights
of hotels. Well Friday night in the Saturday night, that'll
do you. That could be it, or they just know
we can be dick sometimes.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:19):
No, it's always in a fun way, always in a
fune fun dicks. We kid because we love don't That.
Speaker 3 (59:28):
Sounds like a Chipundays?
Speaker 1 (59:32):
Okay, So our after show decompression session is next. We'll
talk about wool Uber and then we'll be back tomorrow
for the Friday show. They usually on the Friday show,
the wheels come off early early Wedlack earlier and earlier
every Friday.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
That time before the show even starts.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, yeah, we're flipped out and it's not even six am.
That has happened before. It must be in some kind
of world record or something.
Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Hey, we'll have more tickets for the Rangers tomorrow their
game against Arizona August thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
And also you get to pick between those Rangers tickets
or the Queen's reich Ace Freely tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Hmmm, decision, decisions. Okay, so we will see you on
the after show, and then we'll see you on the
Show Enough show, which is tomorrow at sick They am
just like all ways, show Enough.
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I don't think we should start at seven anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yeah, think the Boss would appreciate that. Okay, yeah, to
stay later.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
So we'll see you tomorrow and if you want to
join in on the after show, feel free. I bye,