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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the aftershow decompression session.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Doing what they do best, glapping their gums.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, everybody, were good.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We are all good.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Pregnant, but I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh man. That Doghouse hot dogs. That's some good shit.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Normally, when Doghouse stops by, they bring us the hot
dogs already prepared. This time it was build your own
hot dog. But they bought the chili and the mustard
and the ketchup and the relish and the halapennos, which
I absolutely love.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
And then they brought chicken strips and sliders. These beef sliders, man.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, those are chopped cheese. In New York City. Instead
of having a cheeseburger, they knock it into pieces on
the grill and then honk it onto a sandwich. So
chopped cheese is like a big thing.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
The delis over there, the little convenience stores where they
have the sandwich place in the back.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I have never seen bigger chicken tenders in my life ever.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
They were about the size of your leg.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
But nothing but cakes. They have these snickers nothing bunk cakes,
and they brought us plenty. So we shared with all
of our co workers and we'll take some home c
Yeah please doox Yeah, dig the the little Snickers NFL box.
There you go, but.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
There's gonna be Snickers in there.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
N And I know how much you love Snickers. And
we all learned on Askaus Stuff Day thanks to a
rascal who emailed me that snickers can he was named
after the Mars guys horse.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, isn't that something? Well, thank you, Anna. We also
know that you put a lot of legwork into organizing
things like this. Damn the fat guy and me really
loves you today.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm glad that horse's name wasn't uh shitter. Horus's name
wasn't hoof and mouth? Oh American as my horse, old shitter.
He's been with me a long time. Oh shit, Yeah,
(02:05):
well I just feed him how to come just like that.
They don't even have time to get through his.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Gut because my digestive track works.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I tell you what it works. Overtime.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Me and Bow were like that too, man into the outdoor.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And in fact, I shit before I'm finished eating.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So you know, I sent Toby Mack, my dog, my
little puppy, to boot camp when I went on vacation,
so he had two weeks with a trainer like hardcore
military boot camp. And one of the things that the
trainer told me was, so after he eats thirty minutes later,
take him outside because he'll be ready to poop.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Lay down some snossages, hissages.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Let's see he was on the phone. We've been Bravey,
Oh boy, hello Boe of them show.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
It's interesting to me how you guys are able to
end your show talking about things like, oh, I don't
know the horseshit.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, exactly, we didn't talk about horseship.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
It's Texas and it's the bone and them show.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
What we didn't talk about it on the air, We
talk about it on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
In fact, we talk about all kinds of shit in here.
We do because there's so much shit going on.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
What was the story that I saw that I shared
with you today, But I think you saw too about it?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
If you take your phone into the restroom with you, mane, Yeah, oh,
I got Do you take your cell phone into the
restroom with with you? No?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I go in and I pinch and leave.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
What about you can neither I can neither confirm nor deny.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, apparently, according to this study, Matt, if you take
your phone into the restroom with you. When you are
going to poop, you are more than fifty percent more
likely to have hemorrhoids. Yeah, so don't do it.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yes, sit there squatting there for so long?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
That Actually that actually explained is quite a bit now.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
And what did you call it? Bow this morning? You said,
when like a group of hemorrhids are called piles.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Piles, that's called piles. So you've you've never heard of
the poll?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
No, you know what. I grew up in a Spanish
speaking household. My mom called them uvas grapes.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, I called them grapes ever since I saw that
stripper in Galveston with fucking hemorrhoids. I did. I am
just being honest. I'm sharing too much with you.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Her a dollar in preparation age.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, I made a little paper airplane. Thought I could
stick one of them grapes.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
And are you saying that they looked like they really
looked at the shape of grapes. Yes, jess A Scott,
I'm gonna throw up some really good food.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
And how did you get how did you get that close?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, because my friend Danny Joe said, go on a
fair and tippers he looked like she needs the money.
Was that okay? All right? Then she bent over and
I said, you're gonna have to make your own house.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I thought you were going to give us the Bob
Buker lying he was in the front row.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You want to be in the front row.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I called up looking for sympathy because I was, like
I texted Bo earlier. You know, you guys got the Cowboys,
but I got three teams that I.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Got to muddle through all season long, and the Jets,
the Giants and Buffalo when when the other two pooped
the bed? But I don't know if if I don't
know if I can follow up on behind the hemorrhoid
the super hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Great, I like the Jets and the Bills. I ain't
real fond of the Giants, but yeah, I'll root for them.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah, but no, that's what I'm saying. I mean, you guys,
starting off the season, you at least think, well, okay, maybe,
I mean, like Duson said, you know, there's a possibility
of Cowboys might do something. I already know going in
before the preseason and before the regular season. I'm good
for maybe six weeks and then we're done.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Your bets are already placed, then I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I don't bet those teams no more.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Smart man.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
That's throwing bad money after worse. So I just don't
even bother doing that anymore. But good luck with your
cow girls this year.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Kid.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Just have a wonderful season, all.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Right, talk yeah, little warm Let me get to Okay,
who do you? Who do you think this is gonna be? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Boning them show.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I'm so glad you called.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You just wanted to win the bet exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I said that it was going to be you, Steve,
because we can always count on you, because we already
had Matt.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I think the Cowboys are going to win.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Such you do.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do wow, Cowboys help Springs Eternal.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I look at you being so positive, Steve. I feel
bad because I've been making fun of them.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Everyone else tickets for you there to say.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh who did who won the tickets for Rodney?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
The guy's name is in the other room. But we
did get a winner, for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We got okay, good good.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, we got sidetracked by the food.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, we got sidetracked by burpen.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Sometimes you have before, Sometime you have three before ladies.
When during the week I barely beating up the men.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, we can't control a.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Little bit quicker the phone probably, you know they think
a phone ruster buying my cot time when I went
to stuff, right know, the Rangers are playing. We went
tickets for this case.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, jeff k that's for the game September twenty first
against my Ami. But the Rangers, I wonder how they're
gonna do against Houston. They start that three game series tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
That's always a battle.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Royale is silver.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I gotta go. I gotta go for a complication getting
my hernia fixed.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
O God bless you.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, it's real bad. It's probably the belly butts poking out.
I gotta get the thing. The younger boy said it
wasn't gonna be too bad. I said, okay, you know
I'm gonna beating you.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Don't get it, then, you know, well we'll keep you
in our prayers.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Well, you know, I can't let you think harry for
six weeks, so I got to take a month or so.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
So yeah, well, you know, China is the one that
first discovered hernia.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Really hot China.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
They called it one hung low. I'm here all week.
Thank god, there's only one more day this week.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It was getting a lot of messages from people about
our freaking fool file and chow dongo saying shall on.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Dong, that's why we love the freaking fool.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Fill big thank you again to doghouse nothing but cakes
and to outlaw beer lats.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah you're okay, you got please do man?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Love her hanging there with the HERNEI operation, brother, I
feel you.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, have it down, you know something.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Do what you gotta do to get it done there, Steve, I.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Brother, it comes out Okay. They do those laparoscopically now though,
yeah they do.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
It's like, uh, it's like mesh that they wrap around
that little area. It's like a patch.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I might be the only one who's never had hernia surgery,
not having had a bunch of shitty other ones though.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, never heard you knock on wood?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Would you please? Well? I don't plan on listening anything
heavier than that beer can right.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, guys you ready, We're ready.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
We'll see you tomorrow for the Friday show. Comedian Ian
Bagg's gonna join us. We'll have more Rodney Carrington tickets
and more tickets to Peter Frampton.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Okay, night, damn are we going to sleep now.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
We'll see you all tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
By time.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Don't you go change it.
It's the aftershow decompression session.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Doing what they do best, glapping their gums.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, everybody, were good.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We are all good.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Pregnant, but I'm good.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh man. That Doghouse hot dogs. That's some good shit.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Normally, when Doghouse stops by, they bring us the hot
dogs already prepared. This time it was build your own
hot dog. But they bought the chili and the mustard
and the ketchup and the relish and the halapennos, which
I absolutely love.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
And then they brought chicken strips and sliders. These beef sliders, man.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, those are chopped cheese. In New York City. Instead
of having a cheeseburger, they knock it into pieces on
the grill and then honk it onto a sandwich. So
chopped cheese is like a big thing.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
The delis over there, the little convenience stores where they
have the sandwich place in the back.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I have never seen bigger chicken tenders in my life ever.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
They were about the size of your leg.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
But nothing but cakes. They have these snickers nothing bunk cakes,
and they brought us plenty. So we shared with all
of our co workers and we'll take some home c
Yeah please doox Yeah, dig the the little Snickers NFL box.
There you go, but.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
There's gonna be Snickers in there.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
N And I know how much you love Snickers. And
we all learned on Askaus Stuff Day thanks to a
rascal who emailed me that snickers can he was named
after the Mars guys horse.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, isn't that something? Well, thank you, Anna. We also
know that you put a lot of legwork into organizing
things like this. Damn the fat guy and me really
loves you today.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm glad that horse's name wasn't uh shitter. Horus's name
wasn't hoof and mouth? Oh American as my horse, old shitter.
He's been with me a long time. Oh shit, Yeah,
(02:05):
well I just feed him how to come just like that.
They don't even have time to get through his.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Gut because my digestive track works.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I tell you what it works. Overtime.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Me and Bow were like that too, man into the outdoor.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And in fact, I shit before I'm finished eating.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So you know, I sent Toby Mack, my dog, my
little puppy, to boot camp when I went on vacation,
so he had two weeks with a trainer like hardcore
military boot camp. And one of the things that the
trainer told me was, so after he eats thirty minutes later,
take him outside because he'll be ready to poop.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Lay down some snossages, hissages.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Let's see he was on the phone. We've been Bravey,
Oh boy, hello Boe of them show.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
It's interesting to me how you guys are able to
end your show talking about things like, oh, I don't
know the horseshit.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, exactly, we didn't talk about horseship.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
It's Texas and it's the bone and them show.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
What we didn't talk about it on the air, We
talk about it on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
In fact, we talk about all kinds of shit in here.
We do because there's so much shit going on.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
What was the story that I saw that I shared
with you today, But I think you saw too about it?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
If you take your phone into the restroom with you, mane, Yeah, oh,
I got Do you take your cell phone into the
restroom with with you? No?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I go in and I pinch and leave.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
What about you can neither I can neither confirm nor deny.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, apparently, according to this study, Matt, if you take
your phone into the restroom with you. When you are
going to poop, you are more than fifty percent more
likely to have hemorrhoids. Yeah, so don't do it.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yes, sit there squatting there for so long?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
That Actually that actually explained is quite a bit now.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
And what did you call it? Bow this morning? You said,
when like a group of hemorrhids are called piles.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Piles, that's called piles. So you've you've never heard of
the poll?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
No, you know what. I grew up in a Spanish
speaking household. My mom called them uvas grapes.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, I called them grapes ever since I saw that
stripper in Galveston with fucking hemorrhoids. I did. I am
just being honest. I'm sharing too much with you.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Her a dollar in preparation age.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, I made a little paper airplane. Thought I could
stick one of them grapes.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
And are you saying that they looked like they really
looked at the shape of grapes. Yes, jess A Scott,
I'm gonna throw up some really good food.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
And how did you get how did you get that close?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, because my friend Danny Joe said, go on a
fair and tippers he looked like she needs the money.
Was that okay? All right? Then she bent over and
I said, you're gonna have to make your own house.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I thought you were going to give us the Bob
Buker lying he was in the front row.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You want to be in the front row.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I called up looking for sympathy because I was, like
I texted Bo earlier. You know, you guys got the Cowboys,
but I got three teams that I.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Got to muddle through all season long, and the Jets,
the Giants and Buffalo when when the other two pooped
the bed? But I don't know if if I don't
know if I can follow up on behind the hemorrhoid
the super hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Great, I like the Jets and the Bills. I ain't
real fond of the Giants, but yeah, I'll root for them.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah, but no, that's what I'm saying. I mean, you guys,
starting off the season, you at least think, well, okay, maybe,
I mean, like Duson said, you know, there's a possibility
of Cowboys might do something. I already know going in
before the preseason and before the regular season. I'm good
for maybe six weeks and then we're done.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Your bets are already placed, then I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I don't bet those teams no more.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Smart man.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
That's throwing bad money after worse. So I just don't
even bother doing that anymore. But good luck with your
cow girls this year.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Kid.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Just have a wonderful season, all.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Right, talk yeah, little warm Let me get to Okay,
who do you? Who do you think this is gonna be? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Boning them show.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I'm so glad you called.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You just wanted to win the bet exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I said that it was going to be you, Steve,
because we can always count on you, because we already
had Matt.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I think the Cowboys are going to win.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Such you do.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do wow, Cowboys help Springs Eternal.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I look at you being so positive, Steve. I feel
bad because I've been making fun of them.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Everyone else tickets for you there to say.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh who did who won the tickets for Rodney?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
The guy's name is in the other room. But we
did get a winner, for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We got okay, good good.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, we got sidetracked by the food.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, we got sidetracked by burpen.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Sometimes you have before, Sometime you have three before ladies.
When during the week I barely beating up the men.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, we can't control a.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Little bit quicker the phone probably, you know they think
a phone ruster buying my cot time when I went
to stuff, right know, the Rangers are playing. We went
tickets for this case.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, jeff k that's for the game September twenty first
against my Ami. But the Rangers, I wonder how they're
gonna do against Houston. They start that three game series tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
That's always a battle.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Royale is silver.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I gotta go. I gotta go for a complication getting
my hernia fixed.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
O God bless you.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, it's real bad. It's probably the belly butts poking out.
I gotta get the thing. The younger boy said it
wasn't gonna be too bad. I said, okay, you know
I'm gonna beating you.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Don't get it, then, you know, well we'll keep you
in our prayers.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Well, you know, I can't let you think harry for
six weeks, so I got to take a month or so.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
So yeah, well, you know, China is the one that
first discovered hernia.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Really hot China.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
They called it one hung low. I'm here all week.
Thank god, there's only one more day this week.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It was getting a lot of messages from people about
our freaking fool file and chow dongo saying shall on.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Dong, that's why we love the freaking fool.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Fill big thank you again to doghouse nothing but cakes
and to outlaw beer lats.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah you're okay, you got please do man?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Love her hanging there with the HERNEI operation, brother, I
feel you.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, have it down, you know something.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Do what you gotta do to get it done there, Steve, I.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Brother, it comes out Okay. They do those laparoscopically now though,
yeah they do.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
It's like, uh, it's like mesh that they wrap around
that little area. It's like a patch.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I might be the only one who's never had hernia surgery,
not having had a bunch of shitty other ones though.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, never heard you knock on wood?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Would you please? Well? I don't plan on listening anything
heavier than that beer can right.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, guys you ready, We're ready.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
We'll see you tomorrow for the Friday show. Comedian Ian
Bagg's gonna join us. We'll have more Rodney Carrington tickets
and more tickets to Peter Frampton.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Okay, night, damn are we going to sleep now.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
We'll see you all tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
By time.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Don't you go change it.
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