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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
glapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, rebind Okay. We were just playing around with all
the buttons over there. But we didn't screw you up,
did we.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No, no, no, we We had some technical shit we
had to deal with. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I think we got it worked out, hopefully hotly.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I could be wrong. I've been wrong before and I'll
be wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'll be getting a call back to see if we
can handle.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, we're We're always working behind the scenes, especially Anna,
to set up interviews with interesting people of the world,
and that involves logistics, time differences, and scheduling, not three
of our favorite things in the world being classic rock
radio personnelity.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, it can't be engineering because that's not us. Funny.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I was telling bore So Bose here, what in the morning? Yeah,
sometimes two am, between two and two comedian I was
trying to line up. It was like, well, I'm not
getting in until Friday afternoon, but I can do a phoner.
Are you available Wednesday or Thursday afternoon to do the phoner?
I was like, afternoon, We're here so damn early now
(01:14):
we cannot do it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
After we do it, for Mick Jagger.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, but you'd have to throw in a dinner too, Yeah,
and a hand job.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
For Bo for me, Bo wants a hand job from
Mick Jagger. Anna will Jo Anna will Settle for dinner.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Only, dinner only with dessert and that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Song Willie in the hand job. You're familiar.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yes, let's do the hand job. Now you're quoting Rocky
Horror pictures. I love the Rocky Horror picture. You know
that Mick Jagger wanted to play doctor Frankenfurter.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Did he really?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Does?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
He really did?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
How come Tim Curry got it?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Because he was probably cheaper?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
True? Okay, yeah, yeah, British production and it was low
budget if you remember, Oh yeah, it was very low budget.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And he was a fairly big star, at least in
the UK back then too. It was probably a big
deal for them to score Tim Curry, and.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
He did a couple of good movies after that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Nick Jagger even tried to buy the film rights to
the production. Really, yeah, he wanted it that bad.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, and if you bought the film rights, he can play.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Whoever he wants, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I remember Mick Jagger doing a film called Free Jack
and I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Estevez was in there.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And I remember my buddy's in a band were on
the soundtrack too, a band called skin Deep. That was
the closest they ever came to big success. Was dude,
We're on the free Jack soundtrack and Mick Jaggers in
the moves.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You can always say I was working with Mick Jaggon,
damn right. Cool. Even though you weren't working with him directly,
you was still working with same hayguard. We call that
a little white lie.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
That's a little white line.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Won't hurt nobody, or am I lying?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
When I lived in San Antonio, I went to the
food court at the river Walk Mall and Spud Mackenzie,
who played for Atlanta, was not Spud Mackenzie.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Spud Well, the dog.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Spud Web was sitting at the table next to us.
So the next day on the air, I said, yeah,
I had lunch with spud Web because he was in
town to play the Spurs. We had a lovely lunch.
He had the burger, I had the sound. They were like,
we can't believe you ate with him, blah blah blah
blah blah, Like well, he was sitting at the table
next to me. But it was a little white lie
that was close. I did have lunch with him because
(03:45):
he was there in the food court too.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You could have just said, yeah, me and Spud are
very close. You didn't have to say we were very close.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And I don't suppose you saw him stand up, did you.
I'm wondering, like, how tall he is in relationships?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Not that tall. No, he's a guy who jump like
a bit.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yes, yes, it was amazing to watch and he'll take
that ball and hustle. Guy who was really tall was
Michael Costa from The Daily Show. Yeay, he was tall,
like sixteen inches taller than me. Highlight came up to
below his shoulder.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
He was funny, it was.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
He was funny and he was so sweet. He's you know,
waited until everybody had their picture and got to talk
to him for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well that's what artists should do. Every artist should do
that and go say hi to the people that spent
their money to buy a ticket to see you.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Should do that, and it's really nice. A lot of
the stand up comedians do that. They bust their ass
and they do not only one show a night, they
do multiple shows a night, multiple shows over a weekend's course,
and after every set, come and stand out front there
usually behind the merch table or whatever. God bless them
and uh and say hi to people and let people
(04:58):
no matter what state of mind they're and think of
out how crazy state of mind people get that go
to a comedy show, like we want to get loose,
We're gonna get medicated and go to this show thirty
words coming out.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, so we're gonna get sloshy.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Here's some good information for people to have, especially with
up and coming bands. Always go to the merch table
and talk up the merch people because I have gotten
backstage my best friend and I several times with bands
because the parents are working the merch table, and they
were like, oh my god, I'm a man, I love
them so much. And we traveled all the way blah
(05:33):
blah blah, and the it was like you want to
meet them, and then you go backstage and you hang
out with them all night.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
A son's my son. You will to make me. I'll
take you.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I'm telling you. It works.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So we were all at Glenn Hughes and I did
just that Ather Grenana Theater bo and we're there. We
had a whole handful of rascules with us. I go
up to the merch table and I'm that excited kid
that goes up.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
And goes, ooh, that one's really cool. Ooh, I like
that one too. Oh, I don't know which one. I
like them all. I like them all.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And he was kind of laughing at me because I
was enthusiastic about the shirts. I'm like, I love that one.
He goes, I said, I need a two xcel. He's
got no two xls. He's got no Excels. So I
pick another shirt. I'm a good sport. Pick another shirt out.
I don't have it in your size either. I've only
got that. And he stops and he goes, you know what, dude,
(06:23):
you're so into it. I'm just gonna give you a shirt.
It's the wrong size, but here you go. Here's a
Glenn Hughes concert shirt free and.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You can spray water on it and stretch it out.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Get two elephants to stretch it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Put a compression belt on my big waist underneath it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Squirt a little water on it. You know that work,
and just go.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
You can do the duse.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You scored a little water on it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, warm water, will stretch it right out a little bit,
put it right out there?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What hell did you think I was same? Stretch it out?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I kind of set you up for that one. Oh yeah,
I knew exactly what you're see.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
She knows.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Hey, you need all the help you can get after
you get circumcised and lose an inch or two.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You know you need hacks. Well I still got eight lefts,
So I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
All right on that note.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh I don't even lie. Good, Let's see who's on
the phone before we go.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Oh, here we go?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, hello, vowing them show.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
So you guys are trying to tell me that for
an eight ball, I could have banged Marshall Brady.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yes, yes, apparently back in the day.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yep, let's what nineteen seventy What are we looking at? Three? Five? Maybe?
What are we looking?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It was after the Brady bunch, so whenever the Brady
bunch wrapped up, and.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
It was to feed her addiction, right.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah, she became a coke addict, and so.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, all right, So if it was around nineteen seventy five,
seventy four, I was ten or eleven years Yeah, that
would have worked.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Years old.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
My god, she's been.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Blow for Bowl.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
That was the seventies. Ship like that didn't stay as anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
No, no, the time of free love.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Everybody's making all these noise about the teachers banging their students.
Let me tell you something. I never graduated high school.
If that were the case today, how.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Many teachers did you bang? Matt?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I can't. I don't have enough fingers of toes.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Ye see yeah, yeah, Allen, you.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Think you think I'm kidding you.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You've banged so many teachers that you can't count on
both hands.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, no, no, no, that is bullshit. But I told
you probably I could probably tell you that in high school,
from sophomore junior year to senior year, I probably had
to nail missus mine and my social studies teacher, And
my mind.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Would you be on a first name basis with them?
If you bang them?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You didn't say missus so and so. Let's fuck.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
My god, you would think that you would know their
first name.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Who gave a sh about first names? I was knocking
the bottom out of that thing.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She's not going to be able to talk this.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It was a crazy time.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Gimme, gimmunity, give me and it worked.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yep, Oh my god. And the rest is the stuff
of legend. Now I can't think of a single teacher
I wanted to bang when I was in school.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I got one story for you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I have a friend that I went to high school
when she was two years older, and everybody knew that
she and are the director of student activities, that they
were having some student activities.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I was going to say, some activity is going on.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
They ended up after she graduated from high school. They
it up getting married.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
How long do you still really? They're still well that
it was meant to be? Okay, what's your story.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I went to college at the Art Institute of Atlanta,
did the recording arts program, but we had crucial college classes.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
We had to take to graduate too.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
So my math teacher of all things, super hot Maria something,
and you were.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
In college already.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I was nineteen eighteen nineteen something like that age. I
was dressing like I was in the band the Car,
so I had like the skinny ties and the buck
ups and stuff. So she bitched me out in class
because I hated math and I was reading the Led
Zeppelin book Hammer of the Gods in class. Okay, and
(10:44):
she goes, I want you to stay after class, and
we're going to talk about this. So I stay after
and it's just me and her, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Like, oh my god, she's so beautiful. She had a
skirt on that day and everything.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
She sits down on the stool, she crosses her legs
and she goes, tell me about this book, and I said, well,
it's about these wild rock stars and led Zeppelin.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
And she goes, well, what what were you so.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Engrossed in in the middle of math class in your
book that you had to miss my lesson? I said,
I was reading the Shark Story. You know what the story.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yes, the shark Store Washington, the old mud Shark Store.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
The mud shark you can fish out the window. They
caught one, they hauled it up to their room, and
then they used it on some u.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Who did not care what they do as long as
there was led zeppelinh So, no, I didn't get to
mess around or make out with Maria, my math teacher,
but I got to tell her a very dirty story.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And it was just me and her in the classroom.
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Now, but you were of age, so it wasn't like
you were in high school like Matt the cat pre
pubescent barely has what what was it that you said
same what you said, he had.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
No fur, no first down there.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, I think it's nasty in college, okay, but in
high school.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Ew I had to do in high school. But hey,
I got to tell you brother, we kind of sort
of went around the blocks across the street with that story.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
The what'sest thing I got without making something.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You walk six blocks to tell a one block story.
But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It was great to relive that in my mind because
I can still see how pretty she was.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I have a wonderful nap kids. I'll talk about all right.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Matt knows what we're up to here.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Said, I don't have any.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
All right, shark fucker.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I don't remember half the ship. I say. You have
to keep me in. We're aware of that.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I remember it for life.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Well good, I'm glad you do. All right, We'll see
you tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Thanks for putting out with us.
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
glapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, rebind Okay. We were just playing around with all
the buttons over there. But we didn't screw you up,
did we.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No, no, no, we We had some technical shit we
had to deal with. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I think we got it worked out, hopefully hotly.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I could be wrong. I've been wrong before and I'll
be wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'll be getting a call back to see if we
can handle.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, we're We're always working behind the scenes, especially Anna,
to set up interviews with interesting people of the world,
and that involves logistics, time differences, and scheduling, not three
of our favorite things in the world being classic rock
radio personnelity.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, it can't be engineering because that's not us. Funny.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I was telling bore So Bose here, what in the morning? Yeah,
sometimes two am, between two and two comedian I was
trying to line up. It was like, well, I'm not
getting in until Friday afternoon, but I can do a phoner.
Are you available Wednesday or Thursday afternoon to do the phoner?
I was like, afternoon, We're here so damn early now
(01:14):
we cannot do it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
After we do it, for Mick Jagger.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, but you'd have to throw in a dinner too, Yeah,
and a hand job.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
For Bo for me, Bo wants a hand job from
Mick Jagger. Anna will Jo Anna will Settle for dinner.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Only, dinner only with dessert and that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Song Willie in the hand job. You're familiar.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yes, let's do the hand job. Now you're quoting Rocky
Horror pictures. I love the Rocky Horror picture. You know
that Mick Jagger wanted to play doctor Frankenfurter.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Did he really?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Does?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
He really did?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
How come Tim Curry got it?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Because he was probably cheaper?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
True? Okay, yeah, yeah, British production and it was low
budget if you remember, Oh yeah, it was very low budget.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And he was a fairly big star, at least in
the UK back then too. It was probably a big
deal for them to score Tim Curry, and.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
He did a couple of good movies after that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Nick Jagger even tried to buy the film rights to
the production. Really, yeah, he wanted it that bad.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, and if you bought the film rights, he can play.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Whoever he wants, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I remember Mick Jagger doing a film called Free Jack
and I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Estevez was in there.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And I remember my buddy's in a band were on
the soundtrack too, a band called skin Deep. That was
the closest they ever came to big success. Was dude,
We're on the free Jack soundtrack and Mick Jaggers in
the moves.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You can always say I was working with Mick Jaggon,
damn right. Cool. Even though you weren't working with him directly,
you was still working with same hayguard. We call that
a little white lie.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
That's a little white line.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Won't hurt nobody, or am I lying?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
When I lived in San Antonio, I went to the
food court at the river Walk Mall and Spud Mackenzie,
who played for Atlanta, was not Spud Mackenzie.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Spud Well, the dog.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Spud Web was sitting at the table next to us.
So the next day on the air, I said, yeah,
I had lunch with spud Web because he was in
town to play the Spurs. We had a lovely lunch.
He had the burger, I had the sound. They were like,
we can't believe you ate with him, blah blah blah
blah blah, Like well, he was sitting at the table
next to me. But it was a little white lie
that was close. I did have lunch with him because
(03:45):
he was there in the food court too.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You could have just said, yeah, me and Spud are
very close. You didn't have to say we were very close.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And I don't suppose you saw him stand up, did you.
I'm wondering, like, how tall he is in relationships?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Not that tall. No, he's a guy who jump like
a bit.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yes, yes, it was amazing to watch and he'll take
that ball and hustle. Guy who was really tall was
Michael Costa from The Daily Show. Yeay, he was tall,
like sixteen inches taller than me. Highlight came up to
below his shoulder.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
He was funny, it was.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
He was funny and he was so sweet. He's you know,
waited until everybody had their picture and got to talk
to him for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well that's what artists should do. Every artist should do
that and go say hi to the people that spent
their money to buy a ticket to see you.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Should do that, and it's really nice. A lot of
the stand up comedians do that. They bust their ass
and they do not only one show a night, they
do multiple shows a night, multiple shows over a weekend's course,
and after every set, come and stand out front there
usually behind the merch table or whatever. God bless them
and uh and say hi to people and let people
(04:58):
no matter what state of mind they're and think of
out how crazy state of mind people get that go
to a comedy show, like we want to get loose,
We're gonna get medicated and go to this show thirty
words coming out.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, so we're gonna get sloshy.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Here's some good information for people to have, especially with
up and coming bands. Always go to the merch table
and talk up the merch people because I have gotten
backstage my best friend and I several times with bands
because the parents are working the merch table, and they
were like, oh my god, I'm a man, I love
them so much. And we traveled all the way blah
(05:33):
blah blah, and the it was like you want to
meet them, and then you go backstage and you hang
out with them all night.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
A son's my son. You will to make me. I'll
take you.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I'm telling you. It works.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So we were all at Glenn Hughes and I did
just that Ather Grenana Theater bo and we're there. We
had a whole handful of rascules with us. I go
up to the merch table and I'm that excited kid
that goes up.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
And goes, ooh, that one's really cool. Ooh, I like
that one too. Oh, I don't know which one. I
like them all. I like them all.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And he was kind of laughing at me because I
was enthusiastic about the shirts. I'm like, I love that one.
He goes, I said, I need a two xcel. He's
got no two xls. He's got no Excels. So I
pick another shirt. I'm a good sport. Pick another shirt out.
I don't have it in your size either. I've only
got that. And he stops and he goes, you know what, dude,
(06:23):
you're so into it. I'm just gonna give you a shirt.
It's the wrong size, but here you go. Here's a
Glenn Hughes concert shirt free and.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You can spray water on it and stretch it out.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Get two elephants to stretch it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Put a compression belt on my big waist underneath it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Squirt a little water on it. You know that work,
and just go.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
You can do the duse.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You scored a little water on it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, warm water, will stretch it right out a little bit,
put it right out there?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What hell did you think I was same? Stretch it out?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I kind of set you up for that one. Oh yeah,
I knew exactly what you're see.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
She knows.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Hey, you need all the help you can get after
you get circumcised and lose an inch or two.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You know you need hacks. Well I still got eight lefts,
So I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
All right on that note.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh I don't even lie. Good, Let's see who's on
the phone before we go.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Oh, here we go?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, hello, vowing them show.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
So you guys are trying to tell me that for
an eight ball, I could have banged Marshall Brady.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yes, yes, apparently back in the day.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yep, let's what nineteen seventy What are we looking at? Three? Five? Maybe?
What are we looking?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It was after the Brady bunch, so whenever the Brady
bunch wrapped up, and.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
It was to feed her addiction, right.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah, she became a coke addict, and so.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, all right, So if it was around nineteen seventy five,
seventy four, I was ten or eleven years Yeah, that
would have worked.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Years old.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
My god, she's been.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Blow for Bowl.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
That was the seventies. Ship like that didn't stay as anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
No, no, the time of free love.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Everybody's making all these noise about the teachers banging their students.
Let me tell you something. I never graduated high school.
If that were the case today, how.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Many teachers did you bang? Matt?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I can't. I don't have enough fingers of toes.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Ye see yeah, yeah, Allen, you.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Think you think I'm kidding you.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You've banged so many teachers that you can't count on
both hands.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, no, no, no, that is bullshit. But I told
you probably I could probably tell you that in high school,
from sophomore junior year to senior year, I probably had
to nail missus mine and my social studies teacher, And
my mind.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Would you be on a first name basis with them?
If you bang them?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You didn't say missus so and so. Let's fuck.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
My god, you would think that you would know their
first name.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Who gave a sh about first names? I was knocking
the bottom out of that thing.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
She's not going to be able to talk this.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It was a crazy time.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Gimme, gimmunity, give me and it worked.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yep, Oh my god. And the rest is the stuff
of legend. Now I can't think of a single teacher
I wanted to bang when I was in school.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
I got one story for you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I have a friend that I went to high school
when she was two years older, and everybody knew that
she and are the director of student activities, that they
were having some student activities.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I was going to say, some activity is going on.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
They ended up after she graduated from high school. They
it up getting married.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
How long do you still really? They're still well that
it was meant to be? Okay, what's your story.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I went to college at the Art Institute of Atlanta,
did the recording arts program, but we had crucial college classes.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
We had to take to graduate too.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
So my math teacher of all things, super hot Maria something,
and you were.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
In college already.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I was nineteen eighteen nineteen something like that age. I
was dressing like I was in the band the Car,
so I had like the skinny ties and the buck
ups and stuff. So she bitched me out in class
because I hated math and I was reading the Led
Zeppelin book Hammer of the Gods in class. Okay, and
(10:44):
she goes, I want you to stay after class, and
we're going to talk about this. So I stay after
and it's just me and her, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Like, oh my god, she's so beautiful. She had a
skirt on that day and everything.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
She sits down on the stool, she crosses her legs
and she goes, tell me about this book, and I said, well,
it's about these wild rock stars and led Zeppelin.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
And she goes, well, what what were you so.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Engrossed in in the middle of math class in your
book that you had to miss my lesson? I said,
I was reading the Shark Story. You know what the story.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yes, the shark Store Washington, the old mud Shark Store.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
The mud shark you can fish out the window. They
caught one, they hauled it up to their room, and
then they used it on some u.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Who did not care what they do as long as
there was led zeppelinh So, no, I didn't get to
mess around or make out with Maria, my math teacher,
but I got to tell her a very dirty story.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And it was just me and her in the classroom.
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Now, but you were of age, so it wasn't like
you were in high school like Matt the cat pre
pubescent barely has what what was it that you said
same what you said, he had.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
No fur, no first down there.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, I think it's nasty in college, okay, but in
high school.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Ew I had to do in high school. But hey,
I got to tell you brother, we kind of sort
of went around the blocks across the street with that story.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
The what'sest thing I got without making something.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You walk six blocks to tell a one block story.
But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It was great to relive that in my mind because
I can still see how pretty she was.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I have a wonderful nap kids. I'll talk about all right.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Matt knows what we're up to here.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Said, I don't have any.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
All right, shark fucker.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I don't remember half the ship. I say. You have
to keep me in. We're aware of that.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I remember it for life.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Well good, I'm glad you do. All right, We'll see
you tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Thanks for putting out with us.
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