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Speaker 1 (00:00):
At America's national parks.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We understand the importance of being ecologically responsible. That's why
we're installing new all natural toilets in our wilderness parks.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh great, because I got to use a can. Where
is it right there? That it's a hole in the ground.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
And it's all natural grey?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Okay, you want to turn around shirt? Maybe stand up? Wind?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Absolutely come to one of America's national parks and enjoy
environmentally friendly, all natural toilets.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hey, where's the toilet paper right there?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
That's a push and it's all natural, got it?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I just pray it's not poison ivy.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Your National park system. Enjoy Nature's call in nature today?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey you a date is eh?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Do you like Ridy's coressing?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I like writea I love it? Friday La la la la.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It's right, it's right.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Tell you boys a quick repeating so much is the
same damn thing? All right? Hey, I know you're gonna
balk all well, now we're gonna play this one. You're
out of here, gurd bi.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Oh your dog isn't really moving over there. That's because
I gave him pitiful dog food. It's filled with seventeen
toxic vitamins and minerals, including arsenic cyanide and a few
poisons I've never even heard of.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Why'd you give him there?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Well, he ain't been feeling too well lately, so I
figured i'd take his destiny in my hands. Look at
how the chemicals give his coat that shine.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's more of a glow. Are you gonna bury him?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Luckily, Pitiful dog food is so chok, full of embalming fluid.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He'll stay like that for years to come.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Pitiful dog food the right choice for dogs that are
already on their way out.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Pick some up today. You've got it? You really think though?
You bet? I do?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Tappy Canny, I.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Do think you're cute. I'm funny. She's really really cute.
Do you think she's cute? Now? She'd have seen her
a couple.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Of years ago.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I once worked for two weeks at McDonald since I
accidentally gave away the secret to the secret sauce.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Hey, I'm beginna the hate that guy.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You better know how to dance. All right, y'all, let's
all say it together. It's right, okay.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
Well, enough about me, Okay, enough about me, let's talk
about you.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
What do you want to know about me?
Speaker 7 (02:21):
I often think of two men at the same time.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Sometimes you think this is funny, cosmic show away. Yeah,
my wife is stable with diaper.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's a disposable that doesn't wait with pin.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Are you the diaper guy?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
No way, he understands comedy.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, he He'll just rest for a couple of minutes
and he bit away here. Oh yeah. You know when
you hear Todd Rundgren singing that song that it's.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Fry, I'm so happy it's Friday.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, you know what, here we are bitching Friday, even
though we.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Just had over a week off last Yea, it was
hard for us to get back in the groove.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, yeah, when you get back after being gone for
a while, it's kind of.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It's still been a fun week though.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
Yeah, yet has a break like that will soften you up.
You have to get back to burning the fat off
your soul, you know when you come in here.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, a million o'clock in the morning. Again, easier said
than it is Friday and your last chance this week
to pick your tickets. Choose between tickets to see Bachman
Turner Overdrive or you got tickets to see Total Minute
Work and Christopher Cross. You get your choice, whichever one
you don't pick, of course, goes into the eight forty
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lone start ticket window. And am I assuming we have
a Friday Foster cluck today, Yes, sir, we do. It's
going to be a combination of total men at work,
Christopher crossand bt O men at work. And yeah, Christopher Cross,
we didn't want to put sailing in. Oh come on, hey,
can I tell you guys something awesome about Christopher Cross?
Speaker 9 (04:08):
The only lead guitar player good enough to ever fill
in for Richie Blackmore in Deep Purple?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's right? Isn't that for crossing? Wow?
Speaker 9 (04:17):
Long time ago? But he played leads so well that
Richie went poor?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
One gig? All right, but come on, suit up, we'll
see how you was. All right? Okay, So we're celebrating
today Free Surpey Day. That's right, it's seven eleven days.
They is seven eleven so you're supposed to get one
on the house today. Customers who stop in in a
store from seven to eleven can receive a free small slurpee.
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Now we know some of you. We'll go to different
seven elevens to get several free slurpees and we won't
tell on. Oh hell now, also, I got some facts.
They actually came out with a record. Seven eleven came
out with a record called Dance the Slurpee Are you?
I will play at least part of it for you.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Okay, so waffle House is releasing records and seven eleven
is too.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, yeah, this one was like nineteen sixty something. Yeah,
it was just for.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
The Spy and the Slurpy is actually an icy. But
then seven eleven has the rights to the name.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Hi, it's all American Pet Photo Day. Awesome. Take a
picture of your dog, cat, goldfish, turtle, bull constrict or
whatever you got is a pet and post it today.
It'll be cuter if it's a selfie too.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Oh I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Now it's National Blueberry Muffin Day. That's right, And yesterday
was pit blueberry muffin. And then this what is this
obsession with blueberries this week? I know, right?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Berry season?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
This is the third blueberry something day since Tuesday. Okay,
we'll eat something very season. That's yes, we caught our anti.
It is National Swimming pool Day. Awesome. Jump in with
some of your friends and play a loud game of
Marco Polo, much to the delight of everybody else there
at the pool trying to chill. It's also cheer up
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the lonely day. Yeah, take them swimming in your pool
and make them play margotberry muffus. There you go, free
blueberry mushas from everybody. World Population Day. Okay, why is that?
I don't know, but that's us, every one of us
is true. We're all part of the World population. National
Mohito Day, made with white Cuban rum, lime juice, sugar,
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mint sprigs, and sodas. Oils from the bruised mint are
released as the mint and sugar is muddled with the
lime juice complimenting the rong. Sometimes they're too sweet. Well,
they don't taste like they'll make you null and void
after a couple, but you better be careful. Yeah, and
this World kebab Day. Yeah, like a chicken or a
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meat caba it you set them up and wool tear able. Yes,
very true. Alright, then, so we'll take a look at
sports of all sorts, you know, and sometime after there's
no football, no basketball, only baseball, no more hockey. You
have to kind of search for some sports stories, but
we got them.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah. Well, the MAVs they had their game in Vegas
last night.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, they're a G League game, yes, and flax first
game for the mask. That's right. He didn't exactly set
the world on fire, but he made a great poster league.
The G League gets like, you know, yeah, that's a
G string league. That's a different league altogether. I want
to see those figures. A league that we're not invited
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to apparently, but it does have balls, Yes it does.
Let's do it, ry jail, ma'am. Yeah, Well are we ready? Yes, sir?
Like I said ready, had not it come? So anybody
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finally on get blitzed this weekend?
Speaker 10 (07:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Maybe maybe tads. I gotta take care of the few
brain cells I gotta lift. Hey, look at the time
in six thirty Times versus Parts. The balls are brought
to you by the Will Height Law Firm.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot Com Well Cooper Flag.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The new Guy made an immediate impression in his NBA
Summer League debut. The number one pick in the NBA
draft threw down a poster dunk a few minutes into
his first game in Las Vegas. The photo looks like
something you would really see on a Sports Illustrated cover,
and it should be made into a poster. I mean,
presumably young children in Dallas and Fort Worth and wherever
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have walls in their bedrooms that are gonna need posters
of their favorite players, and the image of flags first
dunk could be what they need.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
And that was the highlight of his game.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, yeah, but you got this guy flying through the
air while two helpless defenders watching look with this on
their faces, going, I thought you were guarding him. Other
than that dunk. Flag didn't exactly light it up in
his debut last night, but he showed some flashes, and
the donk on his own was worth the high price
of admission. He finished the game with ten points on
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five for twenty one, including zero for five from three
point range. Look, give the boy a chance to settle
into his groove.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It was his first game, and afterwards he said it
was one of the worst games of his life, but
his first game as a pro.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, it's a lot different in the pros in all sports.
Did you get there? The man who's ended up squeaking
by the Lakers eighty seven to eighty five doesn't count,
but he gave some fans a little dose of basketball
and a look at the new guy. So give him
a chance. Okay, give them Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
The Dallas Mavericks G League affiliate just received a major honor.
The NBA G League named the Texas Legends is twenty
twenty four to twenty five Franchise of the Year. They
were named that last week, marking the second time the
Firstco based team has earned the league's top distinction. Its
first time winning the award was back in two thousand nineteen. Now,
the G League gives the award to franchises based on
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off the court metrics like attendance, community impact, and viewership.
The Legends also set the pace in attendance and ticket
sales this season, leading the G League and average tickets
sold per game, full season ticket plans, and group ticket
sales as well. All twenty four home games at Comerica
Center in Frisco were sellouts. Bo really, yes, so many
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people wanted to see the G League the Texas Legends.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I think it's.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Because the tickets are cheaper than doing to see the Man. Yes,
could be slightly family fun.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Gee, I'd kind of like to go to that minself.
All right, NASCAR News, you guys ready, this is unexpected
that I didn't see this on coming NASCAR picture It
in wine Country.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh really, that's Drinko val before we.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
Go right, two worlds collide their relentless Cup Series schedule
on a North American tour. Recent stops in Mexico City,
the Pocono Mountains, down town Chicago.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
But next up Anna is the Bay Area.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Lovely Napama Sonoma Raceway is the site of the next
Big Room Room and the twelve turn track has been
a mainstay on the schedule all the way back since
eighty nine, several tricky sections making life difficult.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
With the world's best stock car drivers.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
It's called the Toyota Save mark three p fifty and
it's coming up this Sunday, among a million other things
going on this weekend. And the local time for the
start and the green flag is two point fifty pm.
Now before the race, practice qualifying thirty seven drivers split
into two groups. So this is going to happen on Saturday,
each group getting twenty five minutes of pre practice qualifying.
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Each group gets twenty minutes to set their fastest lap.
The starting order set based on single lap speed for
the two groups combined.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, and it's different on one of those kind of
grand Prix tracks because there's more turns instead of just
going around in a circle. Here, it's twisty. The Stars
have traded Matt Dumba to fit Really, if you're thinking who,
that's because Dumpa never made any impact after signing a
seven and a half million dollar two year contract in
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free agency last year. He was a healthy scratch for
all eighteen playoff games this season as the Stars lost
in the Western Conference Final for the third consecutive year.
Dallas is getting Vadislav Kolla Chonuk. I don't know MEI.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Jeff ca is probably practicing his name right now, Bell,
Let's see Vadislav cold yah Chonuk close enough.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, that's fine. Well, he will be joining the Stars
or joining Pittsburgh, and the Stars will be sending a
twenty twenty eight second round pick to the Penguins. The
thirty year old Dumba, which sounded like the elephant with
the Big Ears, had one goal and nine assists in
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sixty three games during the regular season. It was the
fewest goals for Dumbas and scoring one in thirteen games
as a rookie with Minnesota in twenty thirteen and fourteen.
That's not very good. That's why you get traded.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, and you don't play one game during the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Hope he likes Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Oh yeah, you'll love it. Just go to Primanti's and
get one of those sandwiches. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
The bats were hot in Orange County last night as
the Rangers beat the Angels eleven to four. Marcus Simeon
went four for five with an RBI and three runs,
scored a Dallas Garcia homer, and had two hits and
three RBIs as the Texas Rangers used a seven run
third inning to cruise to victory. Last night. Corey sever
also had two hits in a walk and two RBIs.
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Evan Carter doubled had two hits for the Rangers, which
earned a split of the four game series. Now Patrick
Corbyn picked up the win, allowing two runs on seven
hits over five innings, the thirteenth consecutive start that he's
gone at least five innings. He walked to and struck
out six last night. Rangers scored a total of thirty
seven runs in this four game series, by far, the
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most in any one set this season. So that's pretty good.
Hopefully we're turning things around. I know, we always say.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
That, right my fingers.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Now, let's hope the Rangers can keep the hits coming tonight.
They're in Houston to face the Astros first pitch at
seven ten tonight and you can watch the game on
c W thirty three.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
But also in the MLB, a huge salary doesn't necessarily
equate a spot in the All Star Game, Guys, it
doesn't necessarily work like that. Baseball's highest paid player, Juan
Soto of the Mets, didn't get voted in by fans
or his fellow players, and out of the top ten
salaries in the game, only three players will be in
Atlanta on July fifteenth. That's the Philly Zach Wheeler, Aaron
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Judge of the Yankees, and our own Jacob de Grom.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Okay, not bad.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
Also in MLB, robot umps are coming to the All
Star heard.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Hey.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
MLB's automated ball strike system that was used during spring training,
currently in use in the minor league, will get a
high profile tryout at the MLB All Star Game that's
happening this Tuesday in my old digs of Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Jojo Joe teams.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
Will be given two challenges and we'll keep them if
their challenge is upheld pictures, catchers, hitters, they can challenge
ball strike calls. Challenges must be made immediately after a
ball or a strike call is made. That sounds like
it's going to be fun to watch. That's happening again
this Tuesday in Jojo.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Sounds like a plan. Yeah, but it's just gonna be
weird with robot umps. What it is I think is
the umps will still be behind the plate, but if
he calls a strike and it's not a strike, they
can they can say wait just a minute, yeah, and
then they'll review it on because they have that radar
visual camera that.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
How upset do you think those umps are though, because
they're going to take their jobs.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, they know that. They know that it's not going
to be long.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
We'll be I want the robot dogs to join the
robot you'll retrieve the bats like real dogs do.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
And how long do you think it'll be before an
angry player takes a bat to a machine on the
baseball diamond.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't know, Probably not too very long long. See
that the freaking full files. Next on the Ball of
Them Show Dallas forst Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two
to five. Jeff Lynn's Electric Light Orchestra, which he just
calls jeff Lynn's ELO, was forced to cancel a show
last night in Manchester, England due to illness. Now didn't
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say what was wrong with Jeff but it was scheduled
to be the second to last show on the band's
over and out farewell tour.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Which Debra saw when it came to Dallas yes in October.
She said it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Last doctor I saw at one time when it came
before that it was a great show, it says. Unfortunately,
due to illness, Tonight's schedule performance of jeff Lynn's ELO
at the co Op Live will not be going ahead.
This post that was on social media, Jeff is devastated
he cannot perform this evening. More information will become available
as soon as possible now. The final leg of ELO's
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farewell tour got off to a rough start last Saturday,
as Jeff Lynn performed despite suffering a broken hand.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, he was in an accident in a taxi.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I guess, yeah, and that was on his fretting hand.
So he can strum, but he can't really play that much.
The only show remaining on the band's itinerary is Sunday,
when they will headline a massive show at London's Hyde Park.
The Doobie Brothers and Steve Wynnwood will be among the
opening acts at the How cool is that? That's a
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great bill? Okay, we told you that it is national
seven eleven days, since it's seven eleven on the calendar.
Did you know that the first seven eleven store ever
was located on the corner of Edgefield Avenue and Twelfth
Street in Oak Cliff. I've been in there many times
when I lived in o'cliff, just because it was the
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first seven eleven the original This location was originally a
Southland Ice Company ice dock where an enterprising employee began
selling groceries in addition to the ice. The store was
later known as Totem Stores, still some of those around
before officially becoming seven eleven in nineteen forty six.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
And they changed their name to seven eleven because they
were open seven am to eleven.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Key in there you go. The slurpee was invented by
accident in nineteen fifty eight when a soda fountain at
a Dairy Queen store stopped working and the owner stashed
some of the soda in a freezer so he could
sell them partially frozen. His customers loved it, and that
led him to start the Icy Company, which would be
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the first distributor what would later become the Slurpee. Yeah,
but I love icys.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
It's the same exact thing.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It is, it really is, And I think that slurpees
are a little better. What's your flavor? What's your flavor
for slurpees? Guys? I make a suicide a little bit
of each.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Thing in Yeah, I love the Coca Cola and the
wild cherry.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Those are my favorite. Had a girl, Yeah, I'm a
wild cherry guy. You're supposed to get a free slurpee,
one free small slurrine. Hell yeah. Like we said, if
you go to different seven elevens and you get a
bunch of them, we won't tell. The slurpee came to
seven eleven in nineteen sixty five when they began a
licensing deal with the Icy Company. As part of the terms,
they were allowed to give it its original name, which
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would be sold at seven eleven exclusively now. In nineteen
seventy seven, eleven released the vinyl record written for the Slurpie.
Are you serious? It was called Dance the Slurp. Oh
tell me you have it, bro of course I had it.
Would you like to hear some Yes, dance the Slurp,
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which came out in nineteen seventy. Well, here you go.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
What slurt slurp?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Wall getting down? This is basically all it is, blurt
slur You're going to get a twist to it. You
the brain Freeze. Actually it was later sampled by DJ
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Shadow and Coult Chemist where they're nineteen ninety nine album
brain Freeze. That's crazy. Okay, that's about all that I
can handle there. But there you get to hear dance
the slurp and you didn't even know it was out there.
Good morning, lone Star ninety two to five. Listen while
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the show falls on its ass before ten o'clock this morning. Well,
why did we open up the floodgates on sies because
it's seven eleven days? I know. Well, here's a call
we got.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
I'm only sixty one years old. And if you remember
in the early seventies, when you walked into the seven eleven,
they had a seven eleven footsteps on the floor straight
to the slurping machine.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Oh that's right, they did have those little cartoonish looking footprints.
The store still have them.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Okay, now I know they're all the same thing. But
you had a Slurpee from seven eleven, you had an
Icy from whatever other convenience store. Then you had the slush.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
Puppies that had a picture of a puppy.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh, yes, the slush See. I like the slush puppies.
I used to always call them slut puppies.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Puppies, yeah, because to me, the slush puppies, the eyes
wasn't all so fight It was like a little like
rock salt. Yeah we have yeah kind of yeah, it
was little chumps of eyes. And now you can't find them.
You can't find them no more. Are the icy on by?
You know, the slurpee. But he brought back someberevery stakes
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a lot both.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well, go get you a free slurpye today because it's
seven eleven day.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
You bet all right, y'all have a good weekend, guy
that you do.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Man, Actually you can find ICs at movie theaters. I
get an icy.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah you know.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
By the way, bo, Yes, what time just a few
minutes ago did we break and play the slurpy song?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Seven ten oh seven ten? Okay? Never mind, Well, you
gotta put it on the best. Now, I thought it
was seven eleven. I thought you seven eleven. It probably
was seven eleven. It definitely.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
In fact, we'll just say that it was seven eleven
in honor of seven eleven and the slurpee.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Now I feel bad because you guys didn't get to
hear the end of dance the slurp. Oh, so here
you go. Here's the last fifteen seconds slur blurb slurb.
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It sounds like it should be on Austin Powers. Yes
it does. It's a soundtrack to Austin Powers, like it
was gold Member walking into some disco.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Or something on it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh boy, coming up, we're gonna find out what's going on.
And hey Anna, what's happening? But I got some information
to pass along to you. It's time for the educational
part of the show. Is time for For example, did
you know if you transplanted one man's testicles to another man,
and why wouldn't you? Not only would they work, but
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they still produce offspring from the original donor. Oh way,
that ethical issue is one of the reasons that testicular
transplants are super rare. The old t t it's crazy,
you're knocked on lock a new set of balls if
you don't mind. Did you know, Oh my god, your
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rectum has similar cells to your mouth, which is why
spicy foods can burn on the way out as much
as they do, and they burn on the way out.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Where do you get this stuff?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
If it's on the internet, it's true? By god. Did
you know there are only two companies with a perfect
triple A credit rating, Johnson and Johnson and Microsoft. Yes.
Did you know Antarctica now gets about one hundred and
twenty three thousand tourists a year. That's up from five
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thousand tourists a year in nineteen ninety. Okay, let me
ask you something. Why would you want to go and
visit Antarctica? I have no ideas list There's nothing there
but snow and ice and maybe a penguin or two.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
I mean maybe if you're a husky, you're like, oh
my god, this is but huskies can't buy plane tickets.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
This is true, not yet anyway. Did you know the
geographical center of North America is a town in North
Dakota named Center And that name is just a coincidence,
but because it is the geographical center of North America.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
They didn't do it on perpon, No, it was just
a coincident.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Or did y'all know that name of your town? Is
that folutely right? Did you know? The tradition of athletes
growing their beards while their teams are in the playoffs
started with the New York Islanders during their Stanley Cup
runs through nineteen eighty through nineteen eighty three. Wait, I'm
almost done. The official state vegetable in Oklahoma is the watermelon,
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the Wklahoma. It's considered a vegetable for some reason because
it's Oklahoma. The senator who proposed it says it comes
from the cucumber family, so it should be classified as
a vegetable and not a flute of fruit. The National
Watermelon Promotion Board says it's both a vegetable and a fruit.
It's what they do in the privacy of their own garden.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
Is none of my I've been scissoring watermelons green And
in case you were wondering, the official state vegetable of
Texas is the sweet onion, specifically the Texas ten to
fifteen variety.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It was designed as such on May seventh, nineteen ninety seven.
The ten to fifteen onion is known for its sweetness
and relatively low amount of stuff that causes your tears
when chopping onions. Ah, and that's our state vegetable. That's
our state vegetable. The onion eat one for lunch today. Okay, right,
(26:40):
back it up that hank it tunk, but donk a
donk yeah with Okay, you know what. I always look
forward to the weekends because no matter what kind of
weekend you're planning on having, there's always something to do. Yep,
let's take a look. It's time for watch.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I am so glad you bout all right, girl, run
it down. While the rangers are away, wrestlers will play wrestling. Yeah,
bo I know you're excited about this all elite wrestling
coming to Globeli Field tomorrow. This signature event AE w
All in Texas will mark the first ever professional wrestling
event held at Globe Life Field.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
John Montley get his ass Yeah doors open.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Doors will open at eleven thirty, with the zero hour
pre show starting up at noon, and then the pay
per view broadcast will begin at two pm tomorrow. Like
music this weekend Tomorrow night at the Kessler Theater in Dallas,
It's the Guy who Got his first guitar from Stevie
Ray Vaughan Ian Moore out of Austin.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
He's gonna take the.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Stage more got his first guitar from Steviee.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Chain Smokers are at the Silo in Dallas tonight and
tonight at Tannehill's Tavern in Music Hall in Fort Worth
sixpence none the Richer. At the Granada Theater in Dallas,
you can see Panic, a tribute to the Smiths and
Morrissey also YouTube, and the tribute Pride in the Name
of You two is playing at Granada Theater tomorrow. Fans
of country music and head out to Billy Bob's tomorrow
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night to see country star Clay Walker and if you
Love R and B Music At Texas Trustee Youth Theater
tomorrow night, it's Grammy Winner of Chante, Drew Hill and Moore. Meanwhile,
tonight at Lexus Box Garden at Legacy Hall in Plano,
the Emerald City Band they play everywhere. They were just
at Kaboomtown.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
And there's like four different versions.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yes at Hub one, t One and McKinney Tomorrow night,
it's a free concert featuring High in Fidelity, an Rio
Speedwagon tribute band tonight at Grandscape in the Colony, get
your groove on by dancing salsa. Medenge and Cumbia group
O Cachet takes a stage at Grandscapes Sounds of Summer
concert series. It's a free event. Meanwhile, at the Trivian
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Park in Addison tomorrow, it's Salsa Festival with live music
and lots of salsa dancing. If you want to laugh
This weekend, head out to the Addison Improv to see
our friend Tommy Davidson.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Well, well he didn't get in town till late today,
so we couldn't have him on the show.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
He's gonna be at the Addison Improv tonight through Sunday,
and comedian Jay Farrow is at the Arlington Improv this weekend.
The Scar Brothers are at Hyenas in Dallas to night.
They wanted to come in, but they're not getting in
until this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Y'all need to revamp your schedule, right.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, and both queue up Jack Black Black Peaches Furture.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, Okay, what does that have to do with what's
going on?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
The Parker County Peach Festivals should have known. It gets
underway tomorrow and Historic Downtown Weatherford starting at eight am
tomorrow with over two hundred arts and crafts, food, activity, booths, entertainment,
children's areas, so much more. And there's a peach food competition.
Where's the best peach cop Let me hear.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
One more time? Patre Piature love. He knows how to
make the lamest thing sound like. He's got to be
a hit, right hey.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Theater lovers at the at and T Performing Arts Center
in Dallas. The Broadway musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor
dream Coat runs through this Sunday. Beer lovers at the
Barley House in Dallas. Tomorrow Beer Olympics competition. And this
isn't happening this weekend, but on Monday, grab your braves
because it's Bastile on Bishop The Bishop Arts District transforms
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into a French paradise with games, music, food and more
to mark Bastile day.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Have to storm somebody's house.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, and watch out for the mimes. And that, my friends,
is just some of what he's going on this weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Biks welcome, all right. You could get tickets to Total
Minute Work and Christopher Cross or Bachman Turner Overdrive coming
up next on the Balling Them Joe. That's right, let
it dride to hear that at the black jack table
at Gwindstar a lot very much. So okay, So there's
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bt O. You're gonna have tickets to see those guys,
or you're gonna have tickets to see Toto, Minute Work
and Christopher Cross. We just played Toto, so we have
what we call a Friday thuster cluck. Yes, it's as
bad as you think it is. It is three songs
played at the same time by almost each one of
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the bands. There's a bt O song, a Minute Work song,
and a Toto song.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
You want to take an advilla or a tailand on
because this could give you a headache.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Drama mean, I recommend drama.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Mean.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
It's already given me a headache and I haven't even
heard it yet, just the thought of it. The number
two one four or eight one, seven, seventy seven five.
I think I'm gonna have to play this a number
of times. So listen and see if you can find
these three songs in the fust o'clock goes like this.
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One of them sounds awfully familiar. Yes, yes, I hear
two songs for sure, it again. I'll play it again.
I'm gonna have to play it more than just one
more time. But here you go again, a.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Okay, which one do you have in trouble with? The
third song? Yeah? The third song I'm gonna have all right,
all right, you're doing all right? That's two of them. Yeah,
let me play it one more please, one more time,
and then if we don't get an answer forever, then
I'll take one away. Hold on, Oh lord, Lord Jesus,
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help me, help me, help these listeners, try to get
us out of this dumb contest.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
Can you do it one more time?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
One more time? What like we're doing this for you
so you can win? All right?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Damn it?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Here it is one more time.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, let's shot in the dark that last one.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
No, no, let's go to the phone. Let's see somebody's
got it, I hope on the show? Can you name
the three songs? What are they?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Let it ride?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Under and.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Hold the Mine? No it is, but we've got to
b C O and down under them show? Can you
name the three songs in the Friday Foster Club.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
In the DIVIDA.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Very funny That was the real answer. But thank you
for adding some comedy to this poor show. I try
here he goes Matt to cat, let it Ride, down
Under and blank? All right. If I don't get an
answer this time, I'm gonna take one away, okay, boing them,
showing them show? Can you name the three songs in
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the Friday Foster Club?
Speaker 4 (34:44):
All right?
Speaker 6 (34:44):
We have a land down under?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Yes, let it ride?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
And uh.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
The line.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
You know?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
All right, I'm taking one away okay, and I'm taking
the easy one away bt O s let It Ride.
I played the song just so you could probably get
one of you. So we have taken one away. We've
taken bt O away. So that means we got one
minute work song and one Toto song. All right, all right,
(35:19):
see if you can name them with those clues. Oh
work song.
Speaker 9 (35:36):
It's a drum beat and if you want, I'll give
you a little teeny tiny Toto hint.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
What uh actress with a pointy notes? Okay? Who had uh?
A transitional brother? We're all right, let me plan, Okay,
(36:08):
all right, come on, let's see if we can get
it now. You only have the name too. You guys
got this bon of them show. Okay, all you got
to do is name the minute work song in the
Toto song? What are They.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Down?
Speaker 6 (36:19):
Under and actress think actress, na, Yeah, you do a
Rosanna our kitch and that comes perfectly clear because she's
in the video.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Pulp fiction. All right. Now, first of all, who is this?
Speaker 9 (36:38):
Well, both, this is Ray and I'm want to do
something nice for somebody today.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Oh, Ray, you don't pay it forward. I would like
to pay this forward.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
All right, Well you just hang on and we'll do
some more contesting next week. Way to go, awesome, Thank you?
There it goes all right, He's going to give it
to the next call. I'm gonna give it to the
next collar Bone Them show. And you name those two songs.
It it be Rosanna. Uh huh. Yeah. Well I was
gonna give it to you anyway, even if you got
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it wrong, because our winner, Ray Watson just paid it
forward to you. How about that? All right? Two questions
come to mind immediately. First of all, who is this?
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Merle merle merle as in Haggard everybody.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Now.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
The next question is which tickets do you want? You
want bt O or total minute work? And Christopher Cross,
all right, that turner overdrive it is that means we'll
have total minute work. Christopher Cross in the A forty
ticket window. Hold on there, Merlin will hook you up.
All right, we did all right. I hope you're gonna
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be doing better too after you get these tickets. All right,
there you go the merle as in Haggard.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I want to head into the weekend with an extra
one thousand dollars. Well we can make that happen. Rock
the Bank is back today with nine chances for you
to win one thousand dollars. Bo and I have that
first keyword of the day coming up around nine ten
this morning. When you hear it, you enter it at
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be the next big one thousand dollars winner Rock the
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Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yes, we are working for the weekend and we made it.
Yes we did. Lover Boy or is a call him
in Japan? Rubber Boy rubber Ball about let's not go
down that path. Come on, let's I'm just a little
bit okay. Singer and songwriter you know him, Robert Earl
(38:37):
Keene has announced the Nate date for an upcoming benefit
concert to aid in relief efforts for his hometown of
Curvel and the Texas Hill Country. Yeah, I saw his
social media house they used to have the Curvill Folk
Festival man. After thanking fans for their outpouring of support
and generosity, Keen announced on Instagram that the show is
(39:00):
planned for Thursday, August twenty eight at the Whitewater Amphitheater
just outside of New Brons Braunfelson The Kervil Natives said
more information will be released next week. This is a
star studded lineup with music starring in the mid afternoon
and lasting far into the night, so stay tuned for
the lineup in more details. Robert old King said he
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is currently on tour and announced he will be donating
one hundred percent of the merchandise sales from the tour
to the Community Foundation of the Texas Hill Country. Yeah,
all going to flood release. He's always been a class act,
he really is, and he's pretty good live.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
And speaking of benefit concerts, I was just telling you
North Texas's own Jimmy Vaughan, he's going to be at
Antones in Austin tomorrow doing a benefit concert for flood relief.
That's happening tomorrow in Austin. So if you're you know,
planning a road trip to Austin. Stop by Anton's and
see Jimmy Vaughn and help raise funny money for the
flood relief.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
You know, it's good to see people still when the
tragedy like this occurred.
Speaker 9 (40:02):
Absolutely, we're also getting win that Robert Plant is in
South Texas for the cause, so maybe we'll see him
pop up musically.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I hear, yeah, we'll see. Volunteers from the DFW area
and across the country are on the ground in Curveville
doing everything that they can to provide comfort and support
to those affected by this past weekend's flooding. Now, chefs
from Operation Barbecue Relief have been cooking non stop to
make sure anyone in Kirk County who wants a hot
(40:30):
meal gets one. Pitmaster Chris Huggins and his team of
volunteers have taken his kitchen to Curveville. A tent and
trailers are all stocked with all the ingredients that they
need to feed the masses. Operation Barbecue Relief are serving
up to six hundred meals for lunch and around fourteen
hundred for dinner. Their only goal is to feed those
who are working around the clock to search, rescue, and
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aid those that were impacted by the floods that occurred
on July fourth. So thank you to all the volunteers,
everybody who is stepping up.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, and giving him some good barbecue too, yeah.
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Yeah, And thanks for everybody who's making a donation to
that and showing support.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
That is awesome.
Speaker 9 (41:08):
As long as you're not a gen zer, I think
you're going to remember this celebrity name, Gary Coleman.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, Coleman. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Well, let's you talk about Willis?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yes, talking about Willis. That's right.
Speaker 9 (41:18):
His ex wife wants to set the record straight. And
fifteen years after we lost that different stroke doctor in
twenty ten from an apparent fall in him and his
wife's home, Shannon Price, the widow of Gary Coleman, agreed
to participate in a and E series Lie Detector, Truth
or Deception.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh she got a lie detection?
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (41:41):
She agreed to do it in an attempt to end
speculation over Coleman's accident. She took the lie detector test.
Price was asked three questions by former FBI agent and
and administrator George Olivo.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Did you ever strike Gary during your relationship? Did you intentionally.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Decide to withhold help to Gary when he fell did
you physically cause Gary to fall that day? She answered
no to all three, and the machine said.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
She's full of it. She's full of it. Yeah, she
was lying about whether she pushed him down the stairs
or not.
Speaker 9 (42:14):
Yeah, there's a little there's a little light, a little
indicator that comes on these lie detectors that says deception indicated.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
And she got three of us. Isn't that crazy.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
In a recording of the nine one one call, she
can be heard you're refusing to comply with the operator's instructions.
The former FBI agent had his own suspicions, acknowledging the
results raise a little bit of eye grass.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yes, I would say so too. Now can they prosecute
her now?
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Well, because they've never filed charges against her, I think
they could.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah, yeah, but it's hard to do that just on
a lie detector tech.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Well, now they need more evidence.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yes, yes they do. US Customs and Border Protection officers
at the Loretto Port of Entry arrested a woman over
the weekend who has wanted in North Texas on child
sexual assault charges.
Speaker 11 (43:02):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Anna, Yes, okay, I'm both walking over to Anna. What's
her name? What's your name?
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Brajas also known as bitch.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Okay, that being said, well, what's her name? Was arrested
at the gateway to the America's Bridge. Officers referred per
for a secondary inspection, where biometric verification confirmed an outstanding
felony warrant from the Novero County Sheriff's office in That's
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basically all there is to the story. But Corsicana, you
made national needs National news number one, so proud. State
Senator Angela Paxton filed for divorce yesterday from Texas Attorney
General Ken Paxton. According to records filed in Colin County,
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see Kenny, We're not the only one's tired of your shit? Yah?
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Really?
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Didn't she say it's for biblical reasons?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Well, in her divorce petition, she accuses her husband of adultery.
The petition notes they stopped living together more than a
year ago. She just couldn't take it anymore. Angel Paxton
was elected to the Texas Senate in twenty nineteen. The
McKinney Republican represents a portion of North Texas that includes
most of Colin County and all of Hunt and Rains County.
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Ken Paxton was elected Attorney General in twenty fifteen. After
previously serving in both chambers of the Texas Legislature. Oh
and by the way, Kenny, a Dallas County judge dismissed
your stupid ass lawsuit, So keep your damn gun in
your car when you go to the state Fairy Texas,
Come on, man. And finally, forty one year old French
(44:51):
daredevil Jonathan verro poured gasoline all over himself and lit
himself on fire and rode his motorcycle for one four
hundred and fifty feet to break a Guinness World record
of riding a motorcycle on fire. Oh wow, okay, yes,
he's fine, okay balls. Oh man, So he's now in
(45:12):
the Guinness World Book of Records, and he's probably got
a scar or two for that, you think, See, I
didn't think there was a world record for that, but
you never know, you all right, come it up. We
got total take ups. Next on the bow and then
old round and round it goes where it stops. Nobody
(45:34):
knows or cares. By the way, Steve Perry, I know
you're a big Steve Perry fan. Oh just a little
Steve Perry. Did you know Steve Perry is Katy Perry's brother.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
He is not.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
I know, I just made it up, like I would
not know that if I tell a lie, it's an
obvious lie. Just to see how you're gonna respond. Cause
if you'd have said really, then I would have done
my job, but you cut me off.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Next cat I get. If it's a mail, I'm gonna
call them Steve Perry, Stevet Purry. So now I need
Steve Perry.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Well, make sure they're brother and sister, like I just
lied about. Okay, who want to toto? Take ahead?
Speaker 9 (46:13):
Mark from a squite and he wanted me to tell
everybody that Misquite has some really big mosquitos right, Oh yeah,
my god, they're killing me juicy ones.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
That time of year. Do you remember when they used
to have a truck that would pull this thing that
get off all this fog that.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
They still have those.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
I've never seen one since I was a kid. Really no.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
And they'll make announcements like the City of Carrollton will
say we're spraying for mosquitos on this date in this
neighborhood zip code, Mesquite, Garland.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
I tell you I used to love the smell of that,
did you really? In fact, it's probably why I'm so
sick and twisted today sometimes I would follow them. Oh
just a smell, I don't know, because it's like gasoline.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
I like the smell of I remember growing up and
loving the smell of mimeograph paper when you would get
a freshly made test.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
And what is that fast time high where they smell
the paper when they give it out.
Speaker 9 (47:13):
Yeah, yeah, that was the purple ditograph.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, that's what is talking about? The ink? Something about it?
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Oh, smell delicious. I love the gas smell too, my
dad would bitch. Yeah, it kind of explains a lot
about our brain cells. Right, it does get your nose
out of a gas tanks. Sean, I need that stuff.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
God, Well, get ready to spare, just a little modesty, spare,
it'll come to you, okay. Pittsburgh area, newdict are rolling
out another balls out bowling knife. No, they're not at
Craft and Ingram Lanes this Saturday. That's tomorrow. And the
dress coat is simple none at all. Although women can
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keep their bottoms on the cover up that will you know.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
They will have to wear the bowling shoes, won't they?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yes, you gotta. Anyone eighteen or older is welcome, whether
you've mastered a three hundred gamers still need the little
gutter bumpers that come up. A thirty dollars ticket purchased
online in advance covers four hours of unlimited bowling plus
shoe rental, and you'll pay the same whether you actually
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bowl or just teer from the sideline. I don't think
bowling balls and human balls are a good combination, Yeah,
especially if you're behind somebody that likes to throw their
arm back and where they go. Event hosts stress that
nudity does not equal consent. Sexual activity and harassment are
strictly forbidden, and rule breakers will be shown the door
(48:44):
as they should get to the curb. To protect everyone's privacy,
photos and videos are strictly off limits to dark damn it.
Just think of the porno movies they could have been made,
Lord Bowling orgy. Y'all cut it out.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
Okay, Hey, we aren't done with the lone star ticket
window just yet. Jeffk is gonna open it up again
this afternoon. He has tickets to see your Texas Rangers
when they face the Athletics. It's a family four pack
of tickets for the July twenty third game. He's gonna
give those away right after he wraps up an hour
of NonStop classic rock for your work day around four
thirty five this afternoon jeffk on lone Star ninety two
(49:21):
to five.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Dallas Horz Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. There's
bon Jovi and did you know what? Richie Sambora of
bon Jovi is sixty six years old today. He still
looks pretty good. He looks okay. But I don't think
him and John bon jovi A is speaking anymore.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Yeah, they had a little falling out, a little tiffed.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yes, well, you know, you get two egos together like dad,
and that might be what I.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Can't get along with everyone.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Damn right, damn right. Okay, let's talk some time wasters.
What have we got?
Speaker 3 (49:56):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone Star ninety two to five
dot com. So fifty years ago today, bo Fleetwood Mac
released their self titled album, their first with Lindsay Buckingham
and Stevie Nicks.
Speaker 10 (50:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
This is sometimes referred to by fans as the White Album.
It contains classics like Monday Morning, Rhianna, Over My Head,
Say You Love Me, Landslide Now, Mick Fleetwood met Lindsay
Buckingham in the fall of nineteen seventy four at Sound
City Studios in Los Angeles, and he heard a track
by Lindsay and was just blown away by his guitar playing.
(50:31):
Here's Mick Fleetwood talking about it.
Speaker 8 (50:33):
Lindsay's guitar playing was very haunting and full of melody
and completely musical sounding. And that is how a good
guitar player that I've been used to playing with, not
the same style, but the same drive was there to me.
He knows what he's doing, he understands what to do
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and when to do it.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
But I'm still not going to speak to him at all.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Well, ironically, Mick Fleetwood was only interested in hiring Lindsey Buckingham,
but Lindsay only agreed to join if Stevie was included.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
And then look what happened. Stevie got him booted out
of the band. You gotta have my girlfriend, I got it.
I can't be in the band without my girlfriend, all right, Sure,
and now Stevie's still with Fleetwood.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Ozzy Osbourne has written a second memoir bow titled Last Rites.
He talked about it yesterday and he says that he's
going to recount all of his health issues with Parkinson's,
his turbulent marriage to Sharon, his regrets over Black Sabbath's reunion,
and so much more now. His first memoir, I Am Ozzy,
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was published back in two thousand and nine. Last Rites
will be available on October seventh.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
And in other Ozzie.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
News, he is auctioning off five paintings that he did
with chimpanzees. What I'm serious? He paints with chimpanzees. He
says he paints because it gives him peace of mind.
But he doesn't sell the paintings the chimps. But in
this case he's making an exception because he's raising money
for a charity, Save the Chimps, a sanctuary for hundreds
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of apes that are rescued from labs, roadside zoos and
wildlife traffickers.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
So good for him.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Imagine going to see comedian Bill Boherr. I know how
much you love him, right Bill. So you go to
see a show by Bill Burr and you get a
pretender's concert.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
With Bill Burr on the drums. Oh yeah, I heard
about this. I hadn't seen the video.
Speaker 3 (52:26):
It happened Wednesday night in London. Chrissy Heine and the
Pretenders joined comedian Bill Burr. He was on the drums.
They performed Motorheads as of Spades ac DC's how do
You Get Your Money?
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Honey?
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Judas priest breaking the law and the Pretenders don't get
me wrong. We have the full story up along with
Chrissy hines facebook post where she says, I didn't think
that people who could tell jokes could play drums, but
in this case it worked out, breaking the law, breaking
the law and if.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
You love music history.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
We kind of touched on this yesterday. You're going to
want to tune into CNN on Sunday for their four
part special Live Aid When Rock and Roll Took on
the World. But you can also check out Queen's twenty
one minute set from Live Aid this Sunday. It's going
to be shown for twenty four hours straight on Queen's
YouTube channel, starting at twelve forty one our time Sunday afternoon,
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which is around the time that they took the stage
forty years ago. Oh now, many have said that Queen
stole the show at Live Aid. Here's what Brian May
has to say about that.
Speaker 11 (53:30):
Well, I don't think we felt we stole it, but yes,
I suppose something special did happen. We were blown away
actually by the response. We took it pretty seriously.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
As you know. When it came up.
Speaker 11 (53:40):
Yeldof said what we want here is a global jukebox.
We kind of took it to hard and we thought, well,
he's absolutely right. You're not going to go on this
stage and kind of convert people to your new material.
You go on there and you play the hits, the
most accessible stuff.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
And you get off Live Aid raised one hundred and
fifty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
Oh man, we're famine relief. Well, you had two cities
that were in sart of it, that's.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
Right, London and Philadelphia. Finally, if you have plans to
go to the beach this summer, watch out for flying beach.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Umbrellas all because of the wind.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yeah, we have a video up to prove it. See
this lady, she's attacked by a beach umbrella and we
have that video up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
I was asked by a rascule in good standing I
have to close the show with stealing by you. Right,
nice Pete Wentz, Thanks for the suggestion. Thank you, Pete.
We had played in a while. Last time we did
was when we talked to Mick Box of your Okay,
so we have made it through another week without too
many scars or battle wounds, and the weekend is finally
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hit and I believe miss Anna's gonna get her a
new ceiling today.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yeah, actually on Monday, but today I have to go
back because they didn't finish the job that they were
supposed to finish.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yes to bless your heart. My heart goes out to
you night. Listen. Don't don't let them charge you extra
for being lazy and not doing the whole job. If
I need help, though, I'm going to reach out to
you and have you.
Speaker 6 (55:11):
Go and.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
I'll climb up there and suck all that asbestos out
and your problems will be over. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (55:18):
If you guys are behind on the story, Anna had
critters in her rafters, so she hired somebody to come
in and get it out. And damn it, they didn't
fall through your ceiling.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
Yeah, good Lord, didn't just mess up the ceiling. They
messed up the wall by the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
You know, I'll bet you that's not the first time that.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
Okay, I fell out of my attic one.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Anytime you walk through an attic, you stand a chance
of falling right through to the floor or being there
with your legs hanging down. So everybody can make fine.
That's right, all right? So our after show decompression session
is coming up next quickie. Then of course we will
see you on Monday, and it's another round of picks
your tickets. Gonna have tickets to see George thoroughod end
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of Destroyers or a family four pack of tickets to
see the Rangers take on the Athletics on July twenty third. Yep,
so are we ready to kind of kick this weekend?
Speaker 6 (56:14):
All?
Speaker 1 (56:14):
That's jui? My goodyear? Well, happy Fried, You've got it?
Speaker 3 (56:21):
Do you really think so?
Speaker 1 (56:23):
You bet?
Speaker 2 (56:23):
I do?
Speaker 1 (56:24):
You got to be caddy? I do think you're cute.
I'm funny. She's really really cute. Do you think she's
cute now? Because she has seen her a couple.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Of years ago.
Speaker 7 (56:32):
I once worked for two weeks at McDonald since I
accidentally gave away the secret to the secret sauce.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
Hate me. I'm be gonna hate that guy.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
You better know how to dance.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
Well.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Enough about me, Okay, enough about me, let's talk about you.
What do you want to know about me.
Speaker 7 (57:00):
I often think of two men at the same time,
sometimes more.
Speaker 1 (57:04):
You think this is funny cosmics showing away.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
Yeah, my wife is.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
Stay on the diaper on.
Speaker 4 (57:10):
I'm the disposable vapor that does away with him.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Are you the diaper guy? In no way he understands comedy.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
He held his breath for a couple of minutes and
he bit away. All right, we'll see you on the
Actor Show and see you on the shown up Show
on Monday. I Ayarded by
At America's national parks.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We understand the importance of being ecologically responsible. That's why
we're installing new all natural toilets in our wilderness parks.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh great, because I got to use a can. Where
is it right there? That it's a hole in the ground.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
And it's all natural grey?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Okay, you want to turn around shirt? Maybe stand up? Wind?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Absolutely come to one of America's national parks and enjoy
environmentally friendly, all natural toilets.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hey, where's the toilet paper right there?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
That's a push and it's all natural, got it?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I just pray it's not poison ivy.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Your National park system. Enjoy Nature's call in nature today?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey you a date is eh?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Do you like Ridy's coressing?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I like writea I love it? Friday La la la la.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It's right, it's right.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Tell you boys a quick repeating so much is the
same damn thing? All right? Hey, I know you're gonna
balk all well, now we're gonna play this one. You're
out of here, gurd bi.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Oh your dog isn't really moving over there. That's because
I gave him pitiful dog food. It's filled with seventeen
toxic vitamins and minerals, including arsenic cyanide and a few
poisons I've never even heard of.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Why'd you give him there?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Well, he ain't been feeling too well lately, so I
figured i'd take his destiny in my hands. Look at
how the chemicals give his coat that shine.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's more of a glow. Are you gonna bury him?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Luckily, Pitiful dog food is so chok, full of embalming fluid.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He'll stay like that for years to come.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Pitiful dog food the right choice for dogs that are
already on their way out.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Pick some up today. You've got it? You really think though?
You bet? I do?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Tappy Canny, I.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Do think you're cute. I'm funny. She's really really cute.
Do you think she's cute? Now? She'd have seen her
a couple.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Of years ago.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I once worked for two weeks at McDonald since I
accidentally gave away the secret to the secret sauce.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Hey, I'm beginna the hate that guy.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You better know how to dance. All right, y'all, let's
all say it together. It's right, okay.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
Well, enough about me, Okay, enough about me, let's talk
about you.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
What do you want to know about me?
Speaker 7 (02:21):
I often think of two men at the same time.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Sometimes you think this is funny, cosmic show away. Yeah,
my wife is stable with diaper.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's a disposable that doesn't wait with pin.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Are you the diaper guy?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
No way, he understands comedy.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, he He'll just rest for a couple of minutes
and he bit away here. Oh yeah. You know when
you hear Todd Rundgren singing that song that it's.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Fry, I'm so happy it's Friday.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, you know what, here we are bitching Friday, even
though we.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Just had over a week off last Yea, it was
hard for us to get back in the groove.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, yeah, when you get back after being gone for
a while, it's kind of.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It's still been a fun week though.
Speaker 9 (03:19):
Yeah, yet has a break like that will soften you up.
You have to get back to burning the fat off
your soul, you know when you come in here.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, a million o'clock in the morning. Again, easier said
than it is Friday and your last chance this week
to pick your tickets. Choose between tickets to see Bachman
Turner Overdrive or you got tickets to see Total Minute
Work and Christopher Cross. You get your choice, whichever one
you don't pick, of course, goes into the eight forty
(03:47):
lone start ticket window. And am I assuming we have
a Friday Foster cluck today, Yes, sir, we do. It's
going to be a combination of total men at work,
Christopher crossand bt O men at work. And yeah, Christopher Cross,
we didn't want to put sailing in. Oh come on, hey,
can I tell you guys something awesome about Christopher Cross?
Speaker 9 (04:08):
The only lead guitar player good enough to ever fill
in for Richie Blackmore in Deep Purple?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's right? Isn't that for crossing? Wow?
Speaker 9 (04:17):
Long time ago? But he played leads so well that
Richie went poor?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
One gig? All right, but come on, suit up, we'll
see how you was. All right? Okay, So we're celebrating
today Free Surpey Day. That's right, it's seven eleven days.
They is seven eleven so you're supposed to get one
on the house today. Customers who stop in in a
store from seven to eleven can receive a free small slurpee.
(04:43):
Now we know some of you. We'll go to different
seven elevens to get several free slurpees and we won't
tell on. Oh hell now, also, I got some facts.
They actually came out with a record. Seven eleven came
out with a record called Dance the Slurpee Are you?
I will play at least part of it for you.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Okay, so waffle House is releasing records and seven eleven
is too.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, yeah, this one was like nineteen sixty something. Yeah,
it was just for.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
The Spy and the Slurpy is actually an icy. But
then seven eleven has the rights to the name.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Hi, it's all American Pet Photo Day. Awesome. Take a
picture of your dog, cat, goldfish, turtle, bull constrict or
whatever you got is a pet and post it today.
It'll be cuter if it's a selfie too.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Oh I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Now it's National Blueberry Muffin Day. That's right, And yesterday
was pit blueberry muffin. And then this what is this
obsession with blueberries this week? I know, right?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Berry season?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
This is the third blueberry something day since Tuesday. Okay,
we'll eat something very season. That's yes, we caught our anti.
It is National Swimming pool Day. Awesome. Jump in with
some of your friends and play a loud game of
Marco Polo, much to the delight of everybody else there
at the pool trying to chill. It's also cheer up
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the lonely day. Yeah, take them swimming in your pool
and make them play margotberry muffus. There you go, free
blueberry mushas from everybody. World Population Day. Okay, why is that?
I don't know, but that's us, every one of us
is true. We're all part of the World population. National
Mohito Day, made with white Cuban rum, lime juice, sugar,
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mint sprigs, and sodas. Oils from the bruised mint are
released as the mint and sugar is muddled with the
lime juice complimenting the rong. Sometimes they're too sweet. Well,
they don't taste like they'll make you null and void
after a couple, but you better be careful. Yeah, and
this World kebab Day. Yeah, like a chicken or a
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meat caba it you set them up and wool tear able. Yes,
very true. Alright, then, so we'll take a look at
sports of all sorts, you know, and sometime after there's
no football, no basketball, only baseball, no more hockey. You
have to kind of search for some sports stories, but
we got them.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah. Well, the MAVs they had their game in Vegas
last night.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, they're a G League game, yes, and flax first
game for the mask. That's right. He didn't exactly set
the world on fire, but he made a great poster league.
The G League gets like, you know, yeah, that's a
G string league. That's a different league altogether. I want
to see those figures. A league that we're not invited
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to apparently, but it does have balls, Yes it does.
Let's do it, ry jail, ma'am. Yeah, Well are we ready? Yes, sir?
Like I said ready, had not it come? So anybody
(07:55):
finally on get blitzed this weekend?
Speaker 10 (07:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Maybe maybe tads. I gotta take care of the few
brain cells I gotta lift. Hey, look at the time
in six thirty Times versus Parts. The balls are brought
to you by the Will Height Law Firm.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot Com Well Cooper Flag.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The new Guy made an immediate impression in his NBA
Summer League debut. The number one pick in the NBA
draft threw down a poster dunk a few minutes into
his first game in Las Vegas. The photo looks like
something you would really see on a Sports Illustrated cover,
and it should be made into a poster. I mean,
presumably young children in Dallas and Fort Worth and wherever
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have walls in their bedrooms that are gonna need posters
of their favorite players, and the image of flags first
dunk could be what they need.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
And that was the highlight of his game.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, yeah, but you got this guy flying through the
air while two helpless defenders watching look with this on
their faces, going, I thought you were guarding him. Other
than that dunk. Flag didn't exactly light it up in
his debut last night, but he showed some flashes, and
the donk on his own was worth the high price
of admission. He finished the game with ten points on
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five for twenty one, including zero for five from three
point range. Look, give the boy a chance to settle
into his groove.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It was his first game, and afterwards he said it
was one of the worst games of his life, but
his first game as a pro.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, it's a lot different in the pros in all sports.
Did you get there? The man who's ended up squeaking
by the Lakers eighty seven to eighty five doesn't count,
but he gave some fans a little dose of basketball
and a look at the new guy. So give him
a chance. Okay, give them Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
The Dallas Mavericks G League affiliate just received a major honor.
The NBA G League named the Texas Legends is twenty
twenty four to twenty five Franchise of the Year. They
were named that last week, marking the second time the
Firstco based team has earned the league's top distinction. Its
first time winning the award was back in two thousand nineteen. Now,
the G League gives the award to franchises based on
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off the court metrics like attendance, community impact, and viewership.
The Legends also set the pace in attendance and ticket
sales this season, leading the G League and average tickets
sold per game, full season ticket plans, and group ticket
sales as well. All twenty four home games at Comerica
Center in Frisco were sellouts. Bo really, yes, so many
(10:25):
people wanted to see the G League the Texas Legends.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I think it's.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Because the tickets are cheaper than doing to see the Man. Yes,
could be slightly family fun.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Gee, I'd kind of like to go to that minself.
All right, NASCAR News, you guys ready, this is unexpected
that I didn't see this on coming NASCAR picture It
in wine Country.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh really, that's Drinko val before we.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
Go right, two worlds collide their relentless Cup Series schedule
on a North American tour. Recent stops in Mexico City,
the Pocono Mountains, down town Chicago.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
But next up Anna is the Bay Area.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Lovely Napama Sonoma Raceway is the site of the next
Big Room Room and the twelve turn track has been
a mainstay on the schedule all the way back since
eighty nine, several tricky sections making life difficult.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
With the world's best stock car drivers.
Speaker 9 (11:18):
It's called the Toyota Save mark three p fifty and
it's coming up this Sunday, among a million other things
going on this weekend. And the local time for the
start and the green flag is two point fifty pm.
Now before the race, practice qualifying thirty seven drivers split
into two groups. So this is going to happen on Saturday,
each group getting twenty five minutes of pre practice qualifying.
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Each group gets twenty minutes to set their fastest lap.
The starting order set based on single lap speed for
the two groups combined.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, and it's different on one of those kind of
grand Prix tracks because there's more turns instead of just
going around in a circle. Here, it's twisty. The Stars
have traded Matt Dumba to fit Really, if you're thinking who,
that's because Dumpa never made any impact after signing a
seven and a half million dollar two year contract in
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free agency last year. He was a healthy scratch for
all eighteen playoff games this season as the Stars lost
in the Western Conference Final for the third consecutive year.
Dallas is getting Vadislav Kolla Chonuk. I don't know MEI.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Jeff ca is probably practicing his name right now, Bell,
Let's see Vadislav cold yah Chonuk close enough.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, that's fine. Well, he will be joining the Stars
or joining Pittsburgh, and the Stars will be sending a
twenty twenty eight second round pick to the Penguins. The
thirty year old Dumba, which sounded like the elephant with
the Big Ears, had one goal and nine assists in
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sixty three games during the regular season. It was the
fewest goals for Dumbas and scoring one in thirteen games
as a rookie with Minnesota in twenty thirteen and fourteen.
That's not very good. That's why you get traded.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, and you don't play one game during the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Hope he likes Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Oh yeah, you'll love it. Just go to Primanti's and
get one of those sandwiches. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
The bats were hot in Orange County last night as
the Rangers beat the Angels eleven to four. Marcus Simeon
went four for five with an RBI and three runs,
scored a Dallas Garcia homer, and had two hits and
three RBIs as the Texas Rangers used a seven run
third inning to cruise to victory. Last night. Corey sever
also had two hits in a walk and two RBIs.
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Evan Carter doubled had two hits for the Rangers, which
earned a split of the four game series. Now Patrick
Corbyn picked up the win, allowing two runs on seven
hits over five innings, the thirteenth consecutive start that he's
gone at least five innings. He walked to and struck
out six last night. Rangers scored a total of thirty
seven runs in this four game series, by far, the
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most in any one set this season. So that's pretty good.
Hopefully we're turning things around. I know, we always say.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
That, right my fingers.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Now, let's hope the Rangers can keep the hits coming tonight.
They're in Houston to face the Astros first pitch at
seven ten tonight and you can watch the game on
c W thirty three.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
But also in the MLB, a huge salary doesn't necessarily
equate a spot in the All Star Game, Guys, it
doesn't necessarily work like that. Baseball's highest paid player, Juan
Soto of the Mets, didn't get voted in by fans
or his fellow players, and out of the top ten
salaries in the game, only three players will be in
Atlanta on July fifteenth. That's the Philly Zach Wheeler, Aaron
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Judge of the Yankees, and our own Jacob de Grom.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Okay, not bad.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
Also in MLB, robot umps are coming to the All
Star heard.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Hey.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
MLB's automated ball strike system that was used during spring training,
currently in use in the minor league, will get a
high profile tryout at the MLB All Star Game that's
happening this Tuesday in my old digs of Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Jojo Joe teams.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
Will be given two challenges and we'll keep them if
their challenge is upheld pictures, catchers, hitters, they can challenge
ball strike calls. Challenges must be made immediately after a
ball or a strike call is made. That sounds like
it's going to be fun to watch. That's happening again
this Tuesday in Jojo.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Sounds like a plan. Yeah, but it's just gonna be
weird with robot umps. What it is I think is
the umps will still be behind the plate, but if
he calls a strike and it's not a strike, they
can they can say wait just a minute, yeah, and
then they'll review it on because they have that radar
visual camera that.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
How upset do you think those umps are though, because
they're going to take their jobs.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, they know that. They know that it's not going
to be long.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
We'll be I want the robot dogs to join the
robot you'll retrieve the bats like real dogs do.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
And how long do you think it'll be before an
angry player takes a bat to a machine on the
baseball diamond.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't know, Probably not too very long long. See
that the freaking full files. Next on the Ball of
Them Show Dallas forst Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two
to five. Jeff Lynn's Electric Light Orchestra, which he just
calls jeff Lynn's ELO, was forced to cancel a show
last night in Manchester, England due to illness. Now didn't
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say what was wrong with Jeff but it was scheduled
to be the second to last show on the band's
over and out farewell tour.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Which Debra saw when it came to Dallas yes in October.
She said it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Last doctor I saw at one time when it came
before that it was a great show, it says. Unfortunately,
due to illness, Tonight's schedule performance of jeff Lynn's ELO
at the co Op Live will not be going ahead.
This post that was on social media, Jeff is devastated
he cannot perform this evening. More information will become available
as soon as possible now. The final leg of ELO's
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farewell tour got off to a rough start last Saturday,
as Jeff Lynn performed despite suffering a broken hand.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, he was in an accident in a taxi.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I guess, yeah, and that was on his fretting hand.
So he can strum, but he can't really play that much.
The only show remaining on the band's itinerary is Sunday,
when they will headline a massive show at London's Hyde Park.
The Doobie Brothers and Steve Wynnwood will be among the
opening acts at the How cool is that? That's a
(17:35):
great bill? Okay, we told you that it is national
seven eleven days, since it's seven eleven on the calendar.
Did you know that the first seven eleven store ever
was located on the corner of Edgefield Avenue and Twelfth
Street in Oak Cliff. I've been in there many times
when I lived in o'cliff, just because it was the
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first seven eleven the original This location was originally a
Southland Ice Company ice dock where an enterprising employee began
selling groceries in addition to the ice. The store was
later known as Totem Stores, still some of those around
before officially becoming seven eleven in nineteen forty six.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
And they changed their name to seven eleven because they
were open seven am to eleven.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Key in there you go. The slurpee was invented by
accident in nineteen fifty eight when a soda fountain at
a Dairy Queen store stopped working and the owner stashed
some of the soda in a freezer so he could
sell them partially frozen. His customers loved it, and that
led him to start the Icy Company, which would be
(18:44):
the first distributor what would later become the Slurpee. Yeah,
but I love icys.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
It's the same exact thing.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It is, it really is, And I think that slurpees
are a little better. What's your flavor? What's your flavor
for slurpees? Guys? I make a suicide a little bit
of each.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Thing in Yeah, I love the Coca Cola and the
wild cherry.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Those are my favorite. Had a girl, Yeah, I'm a
wild cherry guy. You're supposed to get a free slurpee,
one free small slurrine. Hell yeah. Like we said, if
you go to different seven elevens and you get a
bunch of them, we won't tell. The slurpee came to
seven eleven in nineteen sixty five when they began a
licensing deal with the Icy Company. As part of the terms,
they were allowed to give it its original name, which
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would be sold at seven eleven exclusively now. In nineteen
seventy seven, eleven released the vinyl record written for the Slurpie.
Are you serious? It was called Dance the Slurp. Oh
tell me you have it, bro of course I had it.
Would you like to hear some Yes, dance the Slurp,
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which came out in nineteen seventy. Well, here you go.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
What slurt slurp?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Wall getting down? This is basically all it is, blurt
slur You're going to get a twist to it. You
the brain Freeze. Actually it was later sampled by DJ
(20:31):
Shadow and Coult Chemist where they're nineteen ninety nine album
brain Freeze. That's crazy. Okay, that's about all that I
can handle there. But there you get to hear dance
the slurp and you didn't even know it was out there.
Good morning, lone Star ninety two to five. Listen while
(20:52):
the show falls on its ass before ten o'clock this morning. Well,
why did we open up the floodgates on sies because
it's seven eleven days? I know. Well, here's a call
we got.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
I'm only sixty one years old. And if you remember
in the early seventies, when you walked into the seven eleven,
they had a seven eleven footsteps on the floor straight
to the slurping machine.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Oh that's right, they did have those little cartoonish looking footprints.
The store still have them.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Okay, now I know they're all the same thing. But
you had a Slurpee from seven eleven, you had an
Icy from whatever other convenience store. Then you had the slush.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
Puppies that had a picture of a puppy.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh, yes, the slush See. I like the slush puppies.
I used to always call them slut puppies.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Puppies, yeah, because to me, the slush puppies, the eyes
wasn't all so fight It was like a little like
rock salt. Yeah we have yeah kind of yeah, it
was little chumps of eyes. And now you can't find them.
You can't find them no more. Are the icy on by?
You know, the slurpee. But he brought back someberevery stakes
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a lot both.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well, go get you a free slurpye today because it's
seven eleven day.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
You bet all right, y'all have a good weekend, guy
that you do.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Man, Actually you can find ICs at movie theaters. I
get an icy.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah you know.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
By the way, bo, Yes, what time just a few
minutes ago did we break and play the slurpy song?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Seven ten oh seven ten? Okay? Never mind, Well, you
gotta put it on the best. Now, I thought it
was seven eleven. I thought you seven eleven. It probably
was seven eleven. It definitely.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
In fact, we'll just say that it was seven eleven
in honor of seven eleven and the slurpee.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Now I feel bad because you guys didn't get to
hear the end of dance the slurp. Oh, so here
you go. Here's the last fifteen seconds slur blurb slurb.
(23:07):
It sounds like it should be on Austin Powers. Yes
it does. It's a soundtrack to Austin Powers, like it
was gold Member walking into some disco.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Or something on it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Oh boy, coming up, we're gonna find out what's going on.
And hey Anna, what's happening? But I got some information
to pass along to you. It's time for the educational
part of the show. Is time for For example, did
you know if you transplanted one man's testicles to another man,
and why wouldn't you? Not only would they work, but
(23:41):
they still produce offspring from the original donor. Oh way,
that ethical issue is one of the reasons that testicular
transplants are super rare. The old t t it's crazy,
you're knocked on lock a new set of balls if
you don't mind. Did you know, Oh my god, your
(24:03):
rectum has similar cells to your mouth, which is why
spicy foods can burn on the way out as much
as they do, and they burn on the way out.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Where do you get this stuff?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
If it's on the internet, it's true? By god. Did
you know there are only two companies with a perfect
triple A credit rating, Johnson and Johnson and Microsoft. Yes.
Did you know Antarctica now gets about one hundred and
twenty three thousand tourists a year. That's up from five
(24:40):
thousand tourists a year in nineteen ninety. Okay, let me
ask you something. Why would you want to go and
visit Antarctica? I have no ideas list There's nothing there
but snow and ice and maybe a penguin or two.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
I mean maybe if you're a husky, you're like, oh
my god, this is but huskies can't buy plane tickets.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
This is true, not yet anyway. Did you know the
geographical center of North America is a town in North
Dakota named Center And that name is just a coincidence,
but because it is the geographical center of North America.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
They didn't do it on perpon, No, it was just
a coincident.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Or did y'all know that name of your town? Is
that folutely right? Did you know? The tradition of athletes
growing their beards while their teams are in the playoffs
started with the New York Islanders during their Stanley Cup
runs through nineteen eighty through nineteen eighty three. Wait, I'm
almost done. The official state vegetable in Oklahoma is the watermelon,
(25:41):
the Wklahoma. It's considered a vegetable for some reason because
it's Oklahoma. The senator who proposed it says it comes
from the cucumber family, so it should be classified as
a vegetable and not a flute of fruit. The National
Watermelon Promotion Board says it's both a vegetable and a fruit.
It's what they do in the privacy of their own garden.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
Is none of my I've been scissoring watermelons green And
in case you were wondering, the official state vegetable of
Texas is the sweet onion, specifically the Texas ten to
fifteen variety.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It was designed as such on May seventh, nineteen ninety seven.
The ten to fifteen onion is known for its sweetness
and relatively low amount of stuff that causes your tears
when chopping onions. Ah, and that's our state vegetable. That's
our state vegetable. The onion eat one for lunch today. Okay, right,
(26:40):
back it up that hank it tunk, but donk a
donk yeah with Okay, you know what. I always look
forward to the weekends because no matter what kind of
weekend you're planning on having, there's always something to do. Yep,
let's take a look. It's time for watch.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I am so glad you bout all right, girl, run
it down. While the rangers are away, wrestlers will play wrestling. Yeah,
bo I know you're excited about this all elite wrestling
coming to Globeli Field tomorrow. This signature event AE w
All in Texas will mark the first ever professional wrestling
event held at Globe Life Field.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
John Montley get his ass Yeah doors open.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Doors will open at eleven thirty, with the zero hour
pre show starting up at noon, and then the pay
per view broadcast will begin at two pm tomorrow. Like
music this weekend Tomorrow night at the Kessler Theater in Dallas,
It's the Guy who Got his first guitar from Stevie
Ray Vaughan Ian Moore out of Austin.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
He's gonna take the.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Stage more got his first guitar from Steviee.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Chain Smokers are at the Silo in Dallas tonight and
tonight at Tannehill's Tavern in Music Hall in Fort Worth
sixpence none the Richer. At the Granada Theater in Dallas,
you can see Panic, a tribute to the Smiths and
Morrissey also YouTube, and the tribute Pride in the Name
of You two is playing at Granada Theater tomorrow. Fans
of country music and head out to Billy Bob's tomorrow
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night to see country star Clay Walker and if you
Love R and B Music At Texas Trustee Youth Theater
tomorrow night, it's Grammy Winner of Chante, Drew Hill and Moore. Meanwhile,
tonight at Lexus Box Garden at Legacy Hall in Plano,
the Emerald City Band they play everywhere. They were just
at Kaboomtown.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
And there's like four different versions.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yes at Hub one, t One and McKinney Tomorrow night,
it's a free concert featuring High in Fidelity, an Rio
Speedwagon tribute band tonight at Grandscape in the Colony, get
your groove on by dancing salsa. Medenge and Cumbia group
O Cachet takes a stage at Grandscapes Sounds of Summer
concert series. It's a free event. Meanwhile, at the Trivian
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Park in Addison tomorrow, it's Salsa Festival with live music
and lots of salsa dancing. If you want to laugh
This weekend, head out to the Addison Improv to see
our friend Tommy Davidson.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Well, well he didn't get in town till late today,
so we couldn't have him on the show.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
He's gonna be at the Addison Improv tonight through Sunday,
and comedian Jay Farrow is at the Arlington Improv this weekend.
The Scar Brothers are at Hyenas in Dallas to night.
They wanted to come in, but they're not getting in
until this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Y'all need to revamp your schedule, right.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, and both queue up Jack Black Black Peaches Furture.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, Okay, what does that have to do with what's
going on?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
The Parker County Peach Festivals should have known. It gets
underway tomorrow and Historic Downtown Weatherford starting at eight am
tomorrow with over two hundred arts and crafts, food, activity, booths, entertainment,
children's areas, so much more. And there's a peach food competition.
Where's the best peach cop Let me hear.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
One more time? Patre Piature love. He knows how to
make the lamest thing sound like. He's got to be
a hit, right hey.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Theater lovers at the at and T Performing Arts Center
in Dallas. The Broadway musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor
dream Coat runs through this Sunday. Beer lovers at the
Barley House in Dallas. Tomorrow Beer Olympics competition. And this
isn't happening this weekend, but on Monday, grab your braves
because it's Bastile on Bishop The Bishop Arts District transforms
(30:39):
into a French paradise with games, music, food and more
to mark Bastile day.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Have to storm somebody's house.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, and watch out for the mimes. And that, my friends,
is just some of what he's going on this weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Biks welcome, all right. You could get tickets to Total
Minute Work and Christopher Cross or Bachman Turner Overdrive coming
up next on the Balling Them Joe. That's right, let
it dride to hear that at the black jack table
at Gwindstar a lot very much. So okay, So there's
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bt O. You're gonna have tickets to see those guys,
or you're gonna have tickets to see Toto, Minute Work
and Christopher Cross. We just played Toto, so we have
what we call a Friday thuster cluck. Yes, it's as
bad as you think it is. It is three songs
played at the same time by almost each one of
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the bands. There's a bt O song, a Minute Work song,
and a Toto song.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
You want to take an advilla or a tailand on
because this could give you a headache.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Drama mean, I recommend drama.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Mean.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
It's already given me a headache and I haven't even
heard it yet, just the thought of it. The number
two one four or eight one, seven, seventy seven five.
I think I'm gonna have to play this a number
of times. So listen and see if you can find
these three songs in the fust o'clock goes like this.
(32:19):
One of them sounds awfully familiar. Yes, yes, I hear
two songs for sure, it again. I'll play it again.
I'm gonna have to play it more than just one
more time. But here you go again, a.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Okay, which one do you have in trouble with? The
third song? Yeah? The third song I'm gonna have all right,
all right, you're doing all right? That's two of them. Yeah,
let me play it one more please, one more time,
and then if we don't get an answer forever, then
I'll take one away. Hold on, Oh lord, Lord Jesus,
(33:16):
help me, help me, help these listeners, try to get
us out of this dumb contest.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
Can you do it one more time?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
One more time? What like we're doing this for you
so you can win? All right?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Damn it?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Here it is one more time.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, let's shot in the dark that last one.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
No, no, let's go to the phone. Let's see somebody's
got it, I hope on the show? Can you name
the three songs? What are they?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Let it ride?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Under and.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Hold the Mine? No it is, but we've got to
b C O and down under them show? Can you
name the three songs in the Friday Foster Club.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
In the DIVIDA.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Very funny That was the real answer. But thank you
for adding some comedy to this poor show. I try
here he goes Matt to cat, let it Ride, down
Under and blank? All right. If I don't get an
answer this time, I'm gonna take one away, okay, boing them,
showing them show? Can you name the three songs in
(34:41):
the Friday Foster Club?
Speaker 4 (34:44):
All right?
Speaker 6 (34:44):
We have a land down under?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Yes, let it ride?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
And uh.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
The line.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
You know?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
All right, I'm taking one away okay, and I'm taking
the easy one away bt O s let It Ride.
I played the song just so you could probably get
one of you. So we have taken one away. We've
taken bt O away. So that means we got one
minute work song and one Toto song. All right, all right,
(35:19):
see if you can name them with those clues. Oh
work song.
Speaker 9 (35:36):
It's a drum beat and if you want, I'll give
you a little teeny tiny Toto hint.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
What uh actress with a pointy notes? Okay? Who had uh?
A transitional brother? We're all right, let me plan, Okay,
(36:08):
all right, come on, let's see if we can get
it now. You only have the name too. You guys
got this bon of them show. Okay, all you got
to do is name the minute work song in the
Toto song? What are They.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Down?
Speaker 6 (36:19):
Under and actress think actress, na, Yeah, you do a
Rosanna our kitch and that comes perfectly clear because she's
in the video.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Pulp fiction. All right. Now, first of all, who is this?
Speaker 9 (36:38):
Well, both, this is Ray and I'm want to do
something nice for somebody today.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Oh, Ray, you don't pay it forward. I would like
to pay this forward.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
All right, Well you just hang on and we'll do
some more contesting next week. Way to go, awesome, Thank you?
There it goes all right, He's going to give it
to the next call. I'm gonna give it to the
next collar Bone Them show. And you name those two songs.
It it be Rosanna. Uh huh. Yeah. Well I was
gonna give it to you anyway, even if you got
(37:09):
it wrong, because our winner, Ray Watson just paid it
forward to you. How about that? All right? Two questions
come to mind immediately. First of all, who is this?
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Merle merle merle as in Haggard everybody.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Now.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
The next question is which tickets do you want? You
want bt O or total minute work? And Christopher Cross,
all right, that turner overdrive it is that means we'll
have total minute work. Christopher Cross in the A forty
ticket window. Hold on there, Merlin will hook you up.
All right, we did all right. I hope you're gonna
(37:47):
be doing better too after you get these tickets. All right,
there you go the merle as in Haggard.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I want to head into the weekend with an extra
one thousand dollars. Well we can make that happen. Rock
the Bank is back today with nine chances for you
to win one thousand dollars. Bo and I have that
first keyword of the day coming up around nine ten
this morning. When you hear it, you enter it at
lone star ninety two five dot com and you could
be the next big one thousand dollars winner Rock the
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Bank on lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yes, we are working for the weekend and we made it.
Yes we did. Lover Boy or is a call him
in Japan? Rubber Boy rubber Ball about let's not go
down that path. Come on, let's I'm just a little
bit okay. Singer and songwriter you know him, Robert Earl
(38:37):
Keene has announced the Nate date for an upcoming benefit
concert to aid in relief efforts for his hometown of
Curvel and the Texas Hill Country. Yeah, I saw his
social media house they used to have the Curvill Folk
Festival man. After thanking fans for their outpouring of support
and generosity, Keen announced on Instagram that the show is
(39:00):
planned for Thursday, August twenty eight at the Whitewater Amphitheater
just outside of New Brons Braunfelson The Kervil Natives said
more information will be released next week. This is a
star studded lineup with music starring in the mid afternoon
and lasting far into the night, so stay tuned for
the lineup in more details. Robert old King said he
(39:21):
is currently on tour and announced he will be donating
one hundred percent of the merchandise sales from the tour
to the Community Foundation of the Texas Hill Country. Yeah,
all going to flood release. He's always been a class act,
he really is, and he's pretty good live.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
And speaking of benefit concerts, I was just telling you
North Texas's own Jimmy Vaughan, he's going to be at
Antones in Austin tomorrow doing a benefit concert for flood relief.
That's happening tomorrow in Austin. So if you're you know,
planning a road trip to Austin. Stop by Anton's and
see Jimmy Vaughn and help raise funny money for the
flood relief.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
You know, it's good to see people still when the
tragedy like this occurred.
Speaker 9 (40:02):
Absolutely, we're also getting win that Robert Plant is in
South Texas for the cause, so maybe we'll see him
pop up musically.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I hear, yeah, we'll see. Volunteers from the DFW area
and across the country are on the ground in Curveville
doing everything that they can to provide comfort and support
to those affected by this past weekend's flooding. Now, chefs
from Operation Barbecue Relief have been cooking non stop to
make sure anyone in Kirk County who wants a hot
(40:30):
meal gets one. Pitmaster Chris Huggins and his team of
volunteers have taken his kitchen to Curveville. A tent and
trailers are all stocked with all the ingredients that they
need to feed the masses. Operation Barbecue Relief are serving
up to six hundred meals for lunch and around fourteen
hundred for dinner. Their only goal is to feed those
who are working around the clock to search, rescue, and
(40:52):
aid those that were impacted by the floods that occurred
on July fourth. So thank you to all the volunteers,
everybody who is stepping up.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, and giving him some good barbecue too, yeah.
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Yeah, And thanks for everybody who's making a donation to
that and showing support.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
That is awesome.
Speaker 9 (41:08):
As long as you're not a gen zer, I think
you're going to remember this celebrity name, Gary Coleman.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, Coleman. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Well, let's you talk about Willis?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yes, talking about Willis. That's right.
Speaker 9 (41:18):
His ex wife wants to set the record straight. And
fifteen years after we lost that different stroke doctor in
twenty ten from an apparent fall in him and his
wife's home, Shannon Price, the widow of Gary Coleman, agreed
to participate in a and E series Lie Detector, Truth
or Deception.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh she got a lie detection?
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (41:41):
She agreed to do it in an attempt to end
speculation over Coleman's accident. She took the lie detector test.
Price was asked three questions by former FBI agent and
and administrator George Olivo.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Did you ever strike Gary during your relationship? Did you intentionally.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Decide to withhold help to Gary when he fell did
you physically cause Gary to fall that day? She answered
no to all three, and the machine said.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
She's full of it. She's full of it. Yeah, she
was lying about whether she pushed him down the stairs
or not.
Speaker 9 (42:14):
Yeah, there's a little there's a little light, a little
indicator that comes on these lie detectors that says deception indicated.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
And she got three of us. Isn't that crazy.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
In a recording of the nine one one call, she
can be heard you're refusing to comply with the operator's instructions.
The former FBI agent had his own suspicions, acknowledging the
results raise a little bit of eye grass.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yes, I would say so too. Now can they prosecute
her now?
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Well, because they've never filed charges against her, I think
they could.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah, yeah, but it's hard to do that just on
a lie detector tech.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Well, now they need more evidence.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yes, yes they do. US Customs and Border Protection officers
at the Loretto Port of Entry arrested a woman over
the weekend who has wanted in North Texas on child
sexual assault charges.
Speaker 11 (43:02):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Anna, Yes, okay, I'm both walking over to Anna. What's
her name? What's your name?
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Brajas also known as bitch.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Okay, that being said, well, what's her name? Was arrested
at the gateway to the America's Bridge. Officers referred per
for a secondary inspection, where biometric verification confirmed an outstanding
felony warrant from the Novero County Sheriff's office in That's
(43:40):
basically all there is to the story. But Corsicana, you
made national needs National news number one, so proud. State
Senator Angela Paxton filed for divorce yesterday from Texas Attorney
General Ken Paxton. According to records filed in Colin County,
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see Kenny, We're not the only one's tired of your shit? Yah?
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Really?
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Didn't she say it's for biblical reasons?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Well, in her divorce petition, she accuses her husband of adultery.
The petition notes they stopped living together more than a
year ago. She just couldn't take it anymore. Angel Paxton
was elected to the Texas Senate in twenty nineteen. The
McKinney Republican represents a portion of North Texas that includes
most of Colin County and all of Hunt and Rains County.
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Ken Paxton was elected Attorney General in twenty fifteen. After
previously serving in both chambers of the Texas Legislature. Oh
and by the way, Kenny, a Dallas County judge dismissed
your stupid ass lawsuit, So keep your damn gun in
your car when you go to the state Fairy Texas,
Come on, man. And finally, forty one year old French
(44:51):
daredevil Jonathan verro poured gasoline all over himself and lit
himself on fire and rode his motorcycle for one four
hundred and fifty feet to break a Guinness World record
of riding a motorcycle on fire. Oh wow, okay, yes,
he's fine, okay balls. Oh man, So he's now in
(45:12):
the Guinness World Book of Records, and he's probably got
a scar or two for that, you think, See, I
didn't think there was a world record for that, but
you never know, you all right, come it up. We
got total take ups. Next on the bow and then
old round and round it goes where it stops. Nobody
(45:34):
knows or cares. By the way, Steve Perry, I know
you're a big Steve Perry fan. Oh just a little
Steve Perry. Did you know Steve Perry is Katy Perry's brother.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
He is not.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
I know, I just made it up, like I would
not know that if I tell a lie, it's an
obvious lie. Just to see how you're gonna respond. Cause
if you'd have said really, then I would have done
my job, but you cut me off.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Next cat I get. If it's a mail, I'm gonna
call them Steve Perry, Stevet Purry. So now I need
Steve Perry.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Well, make sure they're brother and sister, like I just
lied about. Okay, who want to toto? Take ahead?
Speaker 9 (46:13):
Mark from a squite and he wanted me to tell
everybody that Misquite has some really big mosquitos right, Oh yeah,
my god, they're killing me juicy ones.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
That time of year. Do you remember when they used
to have a truck that would pull this thing that
get off all this fog that.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
They still have those.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
I've never seen one since I was a kid. Really no.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
And they'll make announcements like the City of Carrollton will
say we're spraying for mosquitos on this date in this
neighborhood zip code, Mesquite, Garland.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
I tell you I used to love the smell of that,
did you really? In fact, it's probably why I'm so
sick and twisted today sometimes I would follow them. Oh
just a smell, I don't know, because it's like gasoline.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
I like the smell of I remember growing up and
loving the smell of mimeograph paper when you would get
a freshly made test.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
And what is that fast time high where they smell
the paper when they give it out.
Speaker 9 (47:13):
Yeah, yeah, that was the purple ditograph.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, that's what is talking about? The ink? Something about it?
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Oh, smell delicious. I love the gas smell too, my
dad would bitch. Yeah, it kind of explains a lot
about our brain cells. Right, it does get your nose
out of a gas tanks. Sean, I need that stuff.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
God, Well, get ready to spare, just a little modesty, spare,
it'll come to you, okay. Pittsburgh area, newdict are rolling
out another balls out bowling knife. No, they're not at
Craft and Ingram Lanes this Saturday. That's tomorrow. And the
dress coat is simple none at all. Although women can
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keep their bottoms on the cover up that will you know.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
They will have to wear the bowling shoes, won't they?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yes, you gotta. Anyone eighteen or older is welcome, whether
you've mastered a three hundred gamers still need the little
gutter bumpers that come up. A thirty dollars ticket purchased
online in advance covers four hours of unlimited bowling plus
shoe rental, and you'll pay the same whether you actually
(48:21):
bowl or just teer from the sideline. I don't think
bowling balls and human balls are a good combination, Yeah,
especially if you're behind somebody that likes to throw their
arm back and where they go. Event hosts stress that
nudity does not equal consent. Sexual activity and harassment are
strictly forbidden, and rule breakers will be shown the door
(48:44):
as they should get to the curb. To protect everyone's privacy,
photos and videos are strictly off limits to dark damn it.
Just think of the porno movies they could have been made,
Lord Bowling orgy. Y'all cut it out.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
Okay, Hey, we aren't done with the lone star ticket
window just yet. Jeffk is gonna open it up again
this afternoon. He has tickets to see your Texas Rangers
when they face the Athletics. It's a family four pack
of tickets for the July twenty third game. He's gonna
give those away right after he wraps up an hour
of NonStop classic rock for your work day around four
thirty five this afternoon jeffk on lone Star ninety two
(49:21):
to five.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Dallas Horz Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. There's
bon Jovi and did you know what? Richie Sambora of
bon Jovi is sixty six years old today. He still
looks pretty good. He looks okay. But I don't think
him and John bon jovi A is speaking anymore.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Yeah, they had a little falling out, a little tiffed.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yes, well, you know, you get two egos together like dad,
and that might be what I.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Can't get along with everyone.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Damn right, damn right. Okay, let's talk some time wasters.
What have we got?
Speaker 3 (49:56):
This is what we have up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone Star ninety two to five
dot com. So fifty years ago today, bo Fleetwood Mac
released their self titled album, their first with Lindsay Buckingham
and Stevie Nicks.
Speaker 10 (50:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
This is sometimes referred to by fans as the White Album.
It contains classics like Monday Morning, Rhianna, Over My Head,
Say You Love Me, Landslide Now, Mick Fleetwood met Lindsay
Buckingham in the fall of nineteen seventy four at Sound
City Studios in Los Angeles, and he heard a track
by Lindsay and was just blown away by his guitar playing.
(50:31):
Here's Mick Fleetwood talking about it.
Speaker 8 (50:33):
Lindsay's guitar playing was very haunting and full of melody
and completely musical sounding. And that is how a good
guitar player that I've been used to playing with, not
the same style, but the same drive was there to me.
He knows what he's doing, he understands what to do
(50:56):
and when to do it.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
But I'm still not going to speak to him at all.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Well, ironically, Mick Fleetwood was only interested in hiring Lindsey Buckingham,
but Lindsay only agreed to join if Stevie was included.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
And then look what happened. Stevie got him booted out
of the band. You gotta have my girlfriend, I got it.
I can't be in the band without my girlfriend, all right, Sure,
and now Stevie's still with Fleetwood.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Ozzy Osbourne has written a second memoir bow titled Last Rites.
He talked about it yesterday and he says that he's
going to recount all of his health issues with Parkinson's,
his turbulent marriage to Sharon, his regrets over Black Sabbath's reunion,
and so much more now. His first memoir, I Am Ozzy,
(51:41):
was published back in two thousand and nine. Last Rites
will be available on October seventh.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
And in other Ozzie.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
News, he is auctioning off five paintings that he did
with chimpanzees. What I'm serious? He paints with chimpanzees. He
says he paints because it gives him peace of mind.
But he doesn't sell the paintings the chimps. But in
this case he's making an exception because he's raising money
for a charity, Save the Chimps, a sanctuary for hundreds
(52:07):
of apes that are rescued from labs, roadside zoos and
wildlife traffickers.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
So good for him.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Imagine going to see comedian Bill Boherr. I know how
much you love him, right Bill. So you go to
see a show by Bill Burr and you get a
pretender's concert.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
With Bill Burr on the drums. Oh yeah, I heard
about this. I hadn't seen the video.
Speaker 3 (52:26):
It happened Wednesday night in London. Chrissy Heine and the
Pretenders joined comedian Bill Burr. He was on the drums.
They performed Motorheads as of Spades ac DC's how do
You Get Your Money?
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Honey?
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Judas priest breaking the law and the Pretenders don't get
me wrong. We have the full story up along with
Chrissy hines facebook post where she says, I didn't think
that people who could tell jokes could play drums, but
in this case it worked out, breaking the law, breaking
the law and if.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
You love music history.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
We kind of touched on this yesterday. You're going to
want to tune into CNN on Sunday for their four
part special Live Aid When Rock and Roll Took on
the World. But you can also check out Queen's twenty
one minute set from Live Aid this Sunday. It's going
to be shown for twenty four hours straight on Queen's
YouTube channel, starting at twelve forty one our time Sunday afternoon,
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which is around the time that they took the stage
forty years ago. Oh now, many have said that Queen
stole the show at Live Aid. Here's what Brian May
has to say about that.
Speaker 11 (53:30):
Well, I don't think we felt we stole it, but yes,
I suppose something special did happen. We were blown away
actually by the response. We took it pretty seriously.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
As you know. When it came up.
Speaker 11 (53:40):
Yeldof said what we want here is a global jukebox.
We kind of took it to hard and we thought, well,
he's absolutely right. You're not going to go on this
stage and kind of convert people to your new material.
You go on there and you play the hits, the
most accessible stuff.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
And you get off Live Aid raised one hundred and
fifty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
Oh man, we're famine relief. Well, you had two cities
that were in sart of it, that's.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
Right, London and Philadelphia. Finally, if you have plans to
go to the beach this summer, watch out for flying beach.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Umbrellas all because of the wind.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yeah, we have a video up to prove it. See
this lady, she's attacked by a beach umbrella and we
have that video up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
I was asked by a rascule in good standing I
have to close the show with stealing by you. Right,
nice Pete Wentz, Thanks for the suggestion. Thank you, Pete.
We had played in a while. Last time we did
was when we talked to Mick Box of your Okay,
so we have made it through another week without too
many scars or battle wounds, and the weekend is finally
(54:47):
hit and I believe miss Anna's gonna get her a
new ceiling today.
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yeah, actually on Monday, but today I have to go
back because they didn't finish the job that they were
supposed to finish.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yes to bless your heart. My heart goes out to
you night. Listen. Don't don't let them charge you extra
for being lazy and not doing the whole job. If
I need help, though, I'm going to reach out to
you and have you.
Speaker 6 (55:11):
Go and.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
I'll climb up there and suck all that asbestos out
and your problems will be over. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (55:18):
If you guys are behind on the story, Anna had
critters in her rafters, so she hired somebody to come
in and get it out. And damn it, they didn't
fall through your ceiling.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
Yeah, good Lord, didn't just mess up the ceiling. They
messed up the wall by the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
You know, I'll bet you that's not the first time that.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
Okay, I fell out of my attic one.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Anytime you walk through an attic, you stand a chance
of falling right through to the floor or being there
with your legs hanging down. So everybody can make fine.
That's right, all right? So our after show decompression session
is coming up next quickie. Then of course we will
see you on Monday, and it's another round of picks
your tickets. Gonna have tickets to see George thoroughod end
(56:03):
of Destroyers or a family four pack of tickets to
see the Rangers take on the Athletics on July twenty third. Yep,
so are we ready to kind of kick this weekend?
Speaker 6 (56:14):
All?
Speaker 1 (56:14):
That's jui? My goodyear? Well, happy Fried, You've got it?
Speaker 3 (56:21):
Do you really think so?
Speaker 1 (56:23):
You bet?
Speaker 2 (56:23):
I do?
Speaker 1 (56:24):
You got to be caddy? I do think you're cute.
I'm funny. She's really really cute. Do you think she's
cute now? Because she has seen her a couple.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Of years ago.
Speaker 7 (56:32):
I once worked for two weeks at McDonald since I
accidentally gave away the secret to the secret sauce.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
Hate me. I'm be gonna hate that guy.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
You better know how to dance.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
Well.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
Enough about me, Okay, enough about me, let's talk about you.
What do you want to know about me.
Speaker 7 (57:00):
I often think of two men at the same time,
sometimes more.
Speaker 1 (57:04):
You think this is funny cosmics showing away.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
Yeah, my wife is.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
Stay on the diaper on.
Speaker 4 (57:10):
I'm the disposable vapor that does away with him.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Are you the diaper guy? In no way he understands comedy.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
He held his breath for a couple of minutes and
he bit away. All right, we'll see you on the
Actor Show and see you on the shown up Show
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