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October 8, 2024 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums. Here we are back to give you
more punishments that you thought you were done with. I'm
still right setting.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Up always see.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Thank you to Monday Ron for calling in with his
request for toy box Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
You've just heard it too many times.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I think, Yes, so that thing.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Is over thirty years old, but it holds up because
you know what, it's still the same thing at the
state fair. Coupons for this, coupons for that.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
However, we don't have coupon books anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, that's true.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's just a big sheet and the coupon. By the way,
in case you hadn't been in a state fair in the
last couple of years, each coupon is a dollar. Instead
of just raising more coupons to buy something, we'll just
raise the frost of the coupon. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
And you know it gets to be expensive if you
try something that you've never tried before and it.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Costs like thirty coupons.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, and you don't know if you're gonna like it.
That's why it's good to go in a group and
say we'll share it.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yes, that's what we used to do. Yeah, me and
Jimmy and Randy would buy something and we'd share it.
Then Okay, it's all right, let's move on to the
next thing.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Because I I bought a bunch of coupons when I
went the Saturday after it opened, and I was fortunate
to leave with some coupons. And the other good thing
is I had coupons left over from last year. And
that's what I love about the State Fair.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Wait a minute, they're still good.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yes, yes, I didn't know that either.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yes, So if you have coupons leftover from years past,
take them with you because you're good every year.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Currency. Oh I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay, I'm going on Sunday the kiddo and her new boyfriend.
I haven't met the new boyfriend. They're gonna hop in
the car on Sunday. We're gonna go down there and
ride stuff for a couple hours, and then we're gonna
watch a country artist named Ian Munsick on a Sunday.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
They were like, oh my god, In Time is his show.
He plays at about three thirty in the game.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
So we're gonna go down there about two three hours
before and get in all sorts of trouble.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
It will be crowded because it's Texas though you weekend,
so it will be in.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
The second to last weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
And then I think I'm going to go one more
time on the final weekend too, just to be bold
and would go with some different front.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Best thing is to go right when they open.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, it really is.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
It is. That's a lot of fun. The energy is real.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Have you tried Thejllapenno chatterer corn talk?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes, I have favorite. I agree with that. Yeah, put
roll the cheese into the batter.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I will never go back to a regular corny dog.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, it just tastes better. Yeah, so good. I like
a little kick to my corner dog.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Did you see so our big boss here, who's in
charge of programming for all six of the stations here,
Patrick Davis, went with his wife this past weekend and
she said, just to show you that opposites attract, So
she had her corny dog and it had mustard and
his was naked. And I was like, what kind of
monster teach a naked corny dog?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, And I got in there and fired a comment
at him.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well that's wrong with you. I still don't understand people
that put ketchup on a corny dog.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's our coworker, Leanne. Yeah, she likes ketchup on it.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm going to straighten all your asses out right now.
This is Texas. We dunk our corny dogs in keso.
Damn it right here in the rule book.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I like keeso, but it has to be good keso.
And a lot of times when you go to like
places like the State Fair or the American Airline Center
or Globe, like your sauce. It's that sauce that comes
in a bucket.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, growth they they pump it out.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't think it's real cheese.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Make it in a big vat. It's not real cheese
that you could put your whole family in.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
You know.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Some of the taco some of the fast food taco places,
the way that they dispense their round beef for the
burritos and stuff. It comes in a huge hose and
it crozes, so they they thaw out the meat hose
in hot water and then they hang it up with
the nozzle on the bottom, and they.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Just sounds not how I hang out. Yeah, let's talk
about your meat hose.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Let's not.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Left tell them about your foot.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh yeah, I gotta have surgery on that bo sometime tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
That Colorado Adventure coming back to bite them.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh man, welcome to our new regular segment. What the
hell bow?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
He was just going up the stairs, right, or going
down the stairs going down?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, I'm just the clumsiest son of a bitch that
ever lived lately.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Some of the stairs out there are just damn precarious.
And I'll tell you concert venues, they're so steep, that
incline is so far downpointed, and you, if you watch
long enough, you'll see somebody who's nice and inebriated and
they'll take a good little tumble on.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
When I went to the Majestic to see Kathleen Madigan
and they had us up in the rafters, I was
calling our group the rafter rats because we were so
high up. It's like Kathleen Madigan with this big But
the stairs were so steep that I was like holding
on for dear life because I was afraid I was
gonna go down two flights of stairs.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Now imagine me.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
First, imagine being one of the concert goers that like
chugged a half a bottle of shelf booze in the
car or took some mushrooms and then walked in there
and dealt with those stairs.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
And stairs are moving, breathing.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Remember when you get just as tore up as you
could before you go to a concert.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
And then yeah, you gotta pack it in right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
And you start doing it again after you get to
the concert, and by the end of the concert you're away,
laid pose aid and laid to the side.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, but you have to keep going because if you
stop drinking when you get to the concert, then you're
going to pass out.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, did you start getting tired.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, hungover during the cold.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Take it from us. We're old drinkers from way back.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
We would go see the cars when I was in college,
and we flew from South Texas a Rial Grand Valley
to Houston. And my friend Frederick got so fricking drunk
at the show. Oh my god, he was embarrassing just last.
And then we went to waffle house right after the concert,
of course, and he fell asleep in his omelet.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's like Greg Alman fell asleep in his spaghetti, passed
out in spaghetti.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
And you know, it was before everybody had a camera
on their phone or anything a phone, so there was
no pictures of this event, but it's it's stuck in
my memory.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Somewhere at home in my scrap book is a picture
of me posing with Tenacious D at Austin Music Hall
and I am so hammered. I'm trying to hold my
o's eyes open as wide as I can so I
don't look.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Drunk in the picture. Yeah, and so the picture came out.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Like like you just saw something scary.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, everyone thought I was freaked out. I'm like, no,
I was just extremely drunk. I had a driver all
the way down there, and for three hours in the car.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
My job was just a gunkuk kung kung.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
It was a good show, though. I sickred when I
met him.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Except you didn't get paid for that job that No.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, just got free tickets.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
But yeah, Jack Black was like, you guys are playing
fucker gently on the edge. You guys are playing that song.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I was like, yeah, yeah, life's a damn song.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh man, Hey, we were talking about zombie strippers earlier,
and I wanted to mention to you in case you
don't know you probably do know this. There's a movie
called The Zombie Strippers with Jenna Jamison.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Jamison the most innocent girl.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
On the plane on the planet. Yes, her parents so proud.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
She's been on more laps than a napkin.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I think she's gonna be up for a.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Sainthoodig fan, there would be more like tainthood. The only
part that's not smoking that I know of.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
They gave the radio station passes to Zombie Strippers for
the Zombie Stripper premiere. So I go and I get
in line and snacks and I get like a bag
of snacks or something, and I sit down and Jagger
is a few seats down from me. And Jagger went
to see Zombie Strippers too. We were all excited. We
were like, oh, this is gonna be good. So I

(08:43):
sit down and I'm opening up my little bag of snacks,
the little crinkle bag and everything, and Jagger got so
annoyed with me and like, I'm not. I bought this
at their stand, so there's gonna be a lot of people.
It was like a loud bag of potato chips or something.
But Jagger was pretty fed up with me.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Making all that noise.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I couldn't hear Zombie Strippers going on.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Because yes, that's what you want to do. You want
to follow the plotline, where.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Can I buy the soundtrack and you want to catch
every little noise, every little squish squish that's going to
be in that movie.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
And yeah, and it was not that great, was it?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Did you like it? It's campy and it's they know
it's bad.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
They don't care.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah that's if you don't like it too bad. Yeah, yeah,
that's that's the thing. If they they make a movie,
they don't care if it's shitty. In fact, it's shitty
on part. That's why I like John Waters so much.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
He makes his movies that are so campy and so ridiculous,
but they're funny.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, they are funny, and they're weird, super weird. Well,
I'm looking forward to seeing what you pull out for
the Halloween season because I started with the show on
Halloween Day, So this is my first Halloween with the show.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
This will be uh your one year anniversary with that's right.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
My inauguration was October thirty first Old Lord.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yes, as Randy came in his fire sued.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
He was so proud of it.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Beer and he got from Texas Motor Speedway. I miss you,
Randy James.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, I get in here. RG you get you asked
about to Texas and hang out with your family. Man,
come on next.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
He was so jealous when I send him a picture
of the corny dog.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, what do they got out there? Not ship?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, they had the Greek festival. That's what he went
to with his grandkids.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Get a corn dog at a Greek festival.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
He got something Greek and beer. He got some beer.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Did he get banged? He was with his grandkids, his
grandkids Greek?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
All right, that's all right, we're going home now.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
You led me down that dark path.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
It's your own fault, don't Yeah, it's my.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Own perverted fault.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
All right, We'll see you tomorrow for esca stuff day.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
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