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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
All right, back to the light and popular to me.
By the way, if anybody is listening now on the
after show decompressionation, I'll tell you what the theme for
Choose your news.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh, you're gonna whip it out.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Huh, they're in the nose.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
If I really whipped it out, this whole room would
get dark.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
You remember the solar eclipse.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
All you gotta do is give this man the smell
of pink leather. That's the right, and he whips it out.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
And darkens the whole room.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now watch the sun.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, what is what is tomorrow? What is the date? Tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
January eighth?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And what is January eighth?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh Elvis, Elvis's birthday. Oh man, give me some Elvis
music come on. Hey. Yeah, So every story will be
about the king of rock and roll.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I remember this last year it was he who.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well, we're not gonna just elvishit of death with every
Elvis bit we got because we wouldn't have time to
play them all.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Use your news. The theme is all about It's.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
All about Elvis and you don't know what kind of
stories in the weekly World News had Elvis as the
main focus. Oh yeah, both.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Us O Elvis. There's not quite dead yet, Elvis. Oh
you just just wait, there's the flying Elvis's.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh yeah, utah chap, Yes exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
And if Elvis was still around, he'd be what nine,
he'd be ninety years of years old, and he would.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Still look good. Wow, kind of like that Rain gurette
from Kilgore.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, she looks ninety four.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
He looks damn good. I saw her on Channel eight.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
She was a former kilgar Rain Gerrett when she was
much younger. And they're doing a thing at the Cotton
Bowl where some of the Killgore Ranger ETS alumni are
going to be out there kicking as high as they can,
but not as high as they used to.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Now, everybody that's going to be going to the Cotton Bowl,
including the teams, are going to be here early before Thursday,
when we're expecting that nasty winter weather. That's right, think
about it, because they should probably everybody should be in
place tomorrow so that they beat all the travel delays
that are going to be expected on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I hope it doesn't get that shitty because Steve Hurst
is back in town and I want to have him
on the show. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Well, right now they're saying that there is a eighty
percent chance of winter weather. We have a winter storm watch.
Of course, you know, it wouldn't be the first time
that the weather man was wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
True but true. Now, when you say winter weather or
winter remix, that somehow doesn't include ice or does it
include ice.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
So think about it. Our lows are going to be
around twenty four degrees six degrees, so that's below freezing.
So if we have a wintery mix or snow and
it's below freezing, all of that that's on the ground
and on the roadways is gonna ice over.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Uh, that's right.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
And then sun comes out for a little while, the
ice might melt a little bit, and then it gets
cold at night the next night and it turns into
black guys.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
And that's why they're saying that Friday, the Friday morning
commute is going to be treacherous. I'm sure schools are
going to be announcing closures very very soon.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, the thing is, if the roads are too bad,
we can't do this show. And I get excited doing
the show if I.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Do it in the comfort of our own home, but
nobody would hear it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, I broke down all that equipment when I was
having to do the show from home after my little accident, and.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
You were happy to get rid of it too.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Where I was, I hated it. I hate working at home.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I love having a studio five feet away from where
I sleep.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'll take care of it from home.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We need to, Yeah, but it's different doing a show
because I don't know if I told you Rascuals this before,
but when I had to do the show at home,
everything I said you guys didn't hear for like a
second and a half. Can you talk about something that
will fuck up a conversation?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
And same for us with you. You heard it in
Yes delay too, So it was a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
It was like you were trapped down a well and
we were trying to talk to you until the fire
department could get to you.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, Lassie was coming the same, yea erectly well.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And the saddest thing was that you are energized when
you're in the studio with someone because you can get
our reaction and we can see each other.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I can look at you and because it's fun to
make you laughing. Then look and see how much you're laughing,
whether my shit's funny or not.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
So here's a scoop. As far as the weather is concerned,
in being weather alert and weather ready, you did a
public service announcement earlier. So what do people need to
know ahead of the winter storm watch? Okay, bo, they
need to know to keep the water dripping.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes, keep the water dripping, and also open your your cabinets,
under your sink and in the kitchen, and Debra puts
a heater up so it'll keep the pipes warm, ye,
because you don't want your pipes to freeze. That great
idea bitch, and a big bill from the plumber.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
And if you have you can go to Walmart or
home Depot or Low's or anything like that. But they
have these like the pool noodles. I cut them up
and that's how I cover up the pipes outside.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh yeah, this spagot the little garden host also have.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
A little cap that you can put over it to
keep it warm as well, because the last thing you
want is for those outdoor pipes to burst too. And
your sprinkler system. Don't forget to turn off the sprinklers.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
That's right, And I like your plan B because this
time of the year, if we know that there's going
to be imminent ice danger, those little caps, those insulated
caps start disappearing from places like lows, and so do
the cans of I ser so you gotta know a
plan B to deal with all this ship For like,
I've got a thermal sock stretched over my garden hose
(06:09):
tap outside right now.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It looks funny, but it's gonna work as long as
you can.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Get the job.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Do insde what guys used to do in the dorm
to let people know that they were in the room doing.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, you hang a tie or something out there. Your
sock is what you beat off it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
When she doesn't show up. It's a Catcher's mint. It's
a catch all. Yeah, yeah, Catcher's mitt or your pecker spit.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I hear kids used to use a banana peel for that.
Do you think that's true? Your banana peel?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What Catcher's mitt for your pecker spit?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I got a millionaire let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, Oh my god, that's gonna stay in.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's a good thing. Y'all are to my humor because
some people go, what's hysterical?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Do you ever hear young men would use banana peels
to catch all banana peel? Yeah, slip the old Johnny
into a banana peel, start pitching.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh, then it shoots out the sides where it's peeled down.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, I guess you can only peel it halfway. It
depends on your link.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'd need three of them both, I'm lying.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
The other thing to remember is like for your driveway,
especially if your driveway is in an ink, climb to
either kitty leader litter or that de icer for that.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, salt also helps.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I thought salt was bad for the environment though, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's not the greatest thing.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Why don't we put it on our food?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Then?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Because you're dumb. We just want to taste good. We
don't care about feel good, ignorant, We just want tastes good.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I usually, I mean if there's an ice storm, like
during that ice in the Gedden twenty one. Oh yeah,
I was able to leave my house get out of
the driveway, but then when I tried to get back
in the garage, I couldn't. I kept sliding down.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well, Ted Cruise managed to get out of his garage
and go to damn can Coon.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh yeah, Ted Cruise doesn't give a shit about any
of it. Only it's good for him.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I'm sorry he could go to Canekon. We would.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, I don't like that Grandpa Monster looking at him.
I'm sorry he looks like grandmass.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Not Wow, where did this come from?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
The ice?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The ice the ice storm?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
There was some Ted Cruz hate brewing around inside this
man that we did not know was there though.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's serious.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
He really does look like Grandpa. He does.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
He does.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
If you shaved his head, he would look exactly like Grandpa.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Be nice to Grandpa Monster.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'd like to, well, let's say, use on the phone.
Hell ball in them?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Shall Hey, what's up ball show? Let's just shut.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Down us, Steve, how you.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'll do that. I'll have to do you. Y'all know
bad were the week.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
We're kind of scary about that.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, we we are just a tad consigned because the
show must go on.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yet the show must go one?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
You're right, Yeah, what are you going to do if
we have some winter weather on Thursday? You taking care
of your house?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, we took care of the house. We got to
get other things. Got all the pilots, five the doors, chicks,
check the window.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
And your mom's okay, okay, okay, all right, you got
our medications.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, you got the medication. It's excellent. Well, all right,
your family. There's your family doing.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
They're doing all right, except when I have to hoop them.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
When was the last time you whooped anybody?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Nobody outside of Texas uses the words whoop them?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
When was the last time you whooped anybody?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Bo?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
When I was watching an AGGA game.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Whoop woo.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Oh, Steve, we're getting jiggy.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, we're getting jiggy, and it's only Tuesday. I will
go for my nap.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I'm sorry, Steve, go.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Ahead, all right about Neil Park twenty twenty one, that
was four years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Who you talking? Who are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Rush? I heard y'all talking about him, Dad.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Neil Who what's his name, Peter, uh, Steve, Steve, it's
Neil Peart, Neil Peart. If you call him Neil Perk,
people are gonna rush. Fans are gonna go. You don't
know ship, but you know, Ayo called him Neil Pert yesterday.
(11:00):
I did.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Paul called him Neil Pert in a movie.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Get Neil Pert all up in your.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, Neil, it's kind of champ Yes, walking here with
a long time ago. Do you remember pro Pro?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I remember the wasn't that the one where they dropped
the pearl in it and showed how much proud.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Of their contact with Shampa Fa gets to ride. That'll
be pretty cool. Yeah, there's there's different kind of jelly
yellowing builders kind of. It's kind of different deals. Whenever
you go out getting winner, it's it's pretty smart. Like
I said, they're smart.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's definitely one of those sticks to get the Traga win.
They couldn't get there.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Oh the Sticks tickets, Yeah, Jeff Kay's got Sticks tickets
this afternoon and the lone star ticket window. Steve, So
if you want to win.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Carl Brows rock I heard about the Sticks.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Just can't stay away from us here.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
They are the house band for Pavilion.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
They're the house band for them back. There's been quite
a few.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I haven't been playing my guitarist, I'm playing most others.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, right, write you a song, Steven, call us back
and sing it for us, would you?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Excellent? Well, stay safe and stay warm if we have
that winter weather coming through Thursday at midnight.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Trying late come through.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Okay, okay, all right, Steve, alright, I'm glad you can
hear every word, not every no.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
It reminds me of Charlie Brown's teacher sometimes.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
He is. He's such a sweetheart. And did you notice
that he did not ask about a block party weekend.
I think he's given up.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well, we actually went to our superiors and say, look,
people have been asking for a block party weekend, and
by people we mean we mean Steve. But they just yeah, yeah,
all got fine. You know how management is, and.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
If we do one, we've got to get Steve to
voice it all freaking yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Long Yeah, here's three from stick right here. There's a
long start.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Or maybe because of the winter weather, it can be
an ice block party weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
An ice block party week am, I fired. Yeah, We'll
play Cold as Ice by Foreigner over and over and
over again.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Did you see the new commercial that Vanilla Ice does
for hot dog Buns and it's an ice ice takeoff?
You have to check it out. It's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Is it on YouTube? It is let me find the
some bitch.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Hold on here, here's a funny fact.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Vanilla ICE's drummer is the guy who owns trees in
deep ones.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Ah, isn't that something?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
So Baby got buns? Vanilla Ice Baby got what kind
of big.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Check did he get to sell this song to that?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Wait an, hold on?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Do you know who shared it with me? Was Rash
Sharma our friend?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
So Vanilla Ice Baby got buns?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Okay, wait here it is hold on, hold on, damn.
I don't care if they cut us off them talking
about because you know sometimes when we do copyrighted stuff,
they block us out.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, it's a few seconds of It's not gonna hurt nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Okay, was working Vanilla Ice doing Baby got buns?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Got a commercial, Christ's sake.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Oh my god, Becky, look at his fun It is
so round and so empty. But you know who understands
those Burger people.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I don't even know why they want them.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Okay, I mean that burger is just so brand.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I like big s onuns and I cannot lie Burger
love his hand did not to win a grill, fives
it behind a backhart.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Cat And there's a hot doggle in your plate. The
choice ain't tough. I want to pull up YourCause because
you notice that the bun was stuffed with ketchup mustard.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Relish this hot dogs and you're jealous, old boy, I
would never switch up.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I want to take your picture.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
My frank is cooked so warmly, and this fun not
got makes me so hungry. They cut us off yet.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
It's fine roll.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I don't let it roll.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Can you think ever?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Order in want excuse me?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Excuse me because I ain't.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
That average food work.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I've seen him grill in.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Don't care. If I'm still I'll go my back out.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Could never beat a dog that's hot. I'm tired of
fries and wings, seeing hot dogs in my dreams. Take
the afford chep until you wait?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
How long is this commercial as long as a song?
I guess it's a minute and forty four. Commercial is
a minute and forty.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Four and they just did it for the fun of it.
It's funny, just for entertainment value. Thank you Raj Sharma
for sharing that I've.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Had enough of that.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
I'm glad Vanilla Ice isn't penniless in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I'm glad here he.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Does those home improvement projects that he's got that show.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, he got the TV shows.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
He still do that. Remember when he went heavy metal?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yes he yeah. Tried is the
key word here.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
He's a Carrollton boy.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I know, I know, I again, I I kind of
like him. He's funny.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
He called us when I was doing Mornings in San
Antonio after a show, well and he called our hotline
and I thought it was going to be the Boss
and we were like, you know, kind of did what
Mike deocy wls. It's like, hey, it's been a lie.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So it's like, oh yeah, sure it is.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, that's what we thought of he was pranking, but
it really was him. He was very very.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Nice, good old vanilla, old nice vanilla ice.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Okay, who's ready to go home?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
And nat should we get it?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Should we all say it? It wants hail yee ye
ye all right tomorrow always ask his Stuff day. So
call that Ask a Stuff Hotline to one for eight
six six eighty six hundred. You might hear your question
on the air and we'll answer it because I mean,
you could look to get up, but it's more fun
if we do it because we'll make some smart ass
(17:38):
comment about it.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
That's right true, all right, so let us make manches.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, keep it between the ditches and we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Okay, all right,
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
All right, back to the light and popular to me.
By the way, if anybody is listening now on the
after show decompressionation, I'll tell you what the theme for
Choose your news.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh, you're gonna whip it out.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Huh, they're in the nose.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
If I really whipped it out, this whole room would
get dark.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
You remember the solar eclipse.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
All you gotta do is give this man the smell
of pink leather. That's the right, and he whips it out.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
And darkens the whole room.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now watch the sun.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, what is what is tomorrow? What is the date? Tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
January eighth?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And what is January eighth?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh Elvis, Elvis's birthday. Oh man, give me some Elvis
music come on. Hey. Yeah, So every story will be
about the king of rock and roll.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I remember this last year it was he who.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well, we're not gonna just elvishit of death with every
Elvis bit we got because we wouldn't have time to
play them all.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Use your news. The theme is all about It's.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
All about Elvis and you don't know what kind of
stories in the weekly World News had Elvis as the
main focus. Oh yeah, both.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Us O Elvis. There's not quite dead yet, Elvis. Oh
you just just wait, there's the flying Elvis's.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh yeah, utah chap, Yes exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
And if Elvis was still around, he'd be what nine,
he'd be ninety years of years old, and he would.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Still look good. Wow, kind of like that Rain gurette
from Kilgore.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, she looks ninety four.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
He looks damn good. I saw her on Channel eight.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
She was a former kilgar Rain Gerrett when she was
much younger. And they're doing a thing at the Cotton
Bowl where some of the Killgore Ranger ETS alumni are
going to be out there kicking as high as they can,
but not as high as they used to.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Now, everybody that's going to be going to the Cotton Bowl,
including the teams, are going to be here early before Thursday,
when we're expecting that nasty winter weather. That's right, think
about it, because they should probably everybody should be in
place tomorrow so that they beat all the travel delays
that are going to be expected on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I hope it doesn't get that shitty because Steve Hurst
is back in town and I want to have him
on the show. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Well, right now they're saying that there is a eighty
percent chance of winter weather. We have a winter storm watch.
Of course, you know, it wouldn't be the first time
that the weather man was wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
True but true. Now, when you say winter weather or
winter remix, that somehow doesn't include ice or does it
include ice.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
So think about it. Our lows are going to be
around twenty four degrees six degrees, so that's below freezing.
So if we have a wintery mix or snow and
it's below freezing, all of that that's on the ground
and on the roadways is gonna ice over.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Uh, that's right.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
And then sun comes out for a little while, the
ice might melt a little bit, and then it gets
cold at night the next night and it turns into
black guys.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
And that's why they're saying that Friday, the Friday morning
commute is going to be treacherous. I'm sure schools are
going to be announcing closures very very soon.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, the thing is, if the roads are too bad,
we can't do this show. And I get excited doing
the show if I.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Do it in the comfort of our own home, but
nobody would hear it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, I broke down all that equipment when I was
having to do the show from home after my little accident, and.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
You were happy to get rid of it too.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Where I was, I hated it. I hate working at home.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I love having a studio five feet away from where
I sleep.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'll take care of it from home.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We need to, Yeah, but it's different doing a show
because I don't know if I told you Rascuals this before,
but when I had to do the show at home,
everything I said you guys didn't hear for like a
second and a half. Can you talk about something that
will fuck up a conversation?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
And same for us with you. You heard it in
Yes delay too, So it was a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
It was like you were trapped down a well and
we were trying to talk to you until the fire
department could get to you.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, Lassie was coming the same, yea erectly well.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And the saddest thing was that you are energized when
you're in the studio with someone because you can get
our reaction and we can see each other.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I can look at you and because it's fun to
make you laughing. Then look and see how much you're laughing,
whether my shit's funny or not.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
So here's a scoop. As far as the weather is concerned,
in being weather alert and weather ready, you did a
public service announcement earlier. So what do people need to
know ahead of the winter storm watch? Okay, bo, they
need to know to keep the water dripping.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes, keep the water dripping, and also open your your cabinets,
under your sink and in the kitchen, and Debra puts
a heater up so it'll keep the pipes warm, ye,
because you don't want your pipes to freeze. That great
idea bitch, and a big bill from the plumber.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
And if you have you can go to Walmart or
home Depot or Low's or anything like that. But they
have these like the pool noodles. I cut them up
and that's how I cover up the pipes outside.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh yeah, this spagot the little garden host also have.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
A little cap that you can put over it to
keep it warm as well, because the last thing you
want is for those outdoor pipes to burst too. And
your sprinkler system. Don't forget to turn off the sprinklers.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
That's right, And I like your plan B because this
time of the year, if we know that there's going
to be imminent ice danger, those little caps, those insulated
caps start disappearing from places like lows, and so do
the cans of I ser so you gotta know a
plan B to deal with all this ship For like,
I've got a thermal sock stretched over my garden hose
(06:09):
tap outside right now.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It looks funny, but it's gonna work as long as
you can.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Get the job.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Do insde what guys used to do in the dorm
to let people know that they were in the room doing.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, you hang a tie or something out there. Your
sock is what you beat off it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
When she doesn't show up. It's a Catcher's mint. It's
a catch all. Yeah, yeah, Catcher's mitt or your pecker spit.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I hear kids used to use a banana peel for that.
Do you think that's true? Your banana peel?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What Catcher's mitt for your pecker spit?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I got a millionaire let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, Oh my god, that's gonna stay in.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's a good thing. Y'all are to my humor because
some people go, what's hysterical?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Do you ever hear young men would use banana peels
to catch all banana peel? Yeah, slip the old Johnny
into a banana peel, start pitching.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh, then it shoots out the sides where it's peeled down.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, I guess you can only peel it halfway. It
depends on your link.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'd need three of them both, I'm lying.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
The other thing to remember is like for your driveway,
especially if your driveway is in an ink, climb to
either kitty leader litter or that de icer for that.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, salt also helps.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I thought salt was bad for the environment though, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's not the greatest thing.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Why don't we put it on our food?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Then?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Because you're dumb. We just want to taste good. We
don't care about feel good, ignorant, We just want tastes good.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I usually, I mean if there's an ice storm, like
during that ice in the Gedden twenty one. Oh yeah,
I was able to leave my house get out of
the driveway, but then when I tried to get back
in the garage, I couldn't. I kept sliding down.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well, Ted Cruise managed to get out of his garage
and go to damn can Coon.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh yeah, Ted Cruise doesn't give a shit about any
of it. Only it's good for him.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I'm sorry he could go to Canekon. We would.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, I don't like that Grandpa Monster looking at him.
I'm sorry he looks like grandmass.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Not Wow, where did this come from?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
The ice?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The ice the ice storm?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
There was some Ted Cruz hate brewing around inside this
man that we did not know was there though.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's serious.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
He really does look like Grandpa. He does.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
He does.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
If you shaved his head, he would look exactly like Grandpa.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Be nice to Grandpa Monster.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'd like to, well, let's say, use on the phone.
Hell ball in them?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Shall Hey, what's up ball show? Let's just shut.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Down us, Steve, how you.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'll do that. I'll have to do you. Y'all know
bad were the week.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
We're kind of scary about that.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, we we are just a tad consigned because the
show must go on.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yet the show must go one?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
You're right, Yeah, what are you going to do if
we have some winter weather on Thursday? You taking care
of your house?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, we took care of the house. We got to
get other things. Got all the pilots, five the doors, chicks,
check the window.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
And your mom's okay, okay, okay, all right, you got
our medications.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, you got the medication. It's excellent. Well, all right,
your family. There's your family doing.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
They're doing all right, except when I have to hoop them.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
When was the last time you whooped anybody?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Nobody outside of Texas uses the words whoop them?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
When was the last time you whooped anybody?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Bo?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
When I was watching an AGGA game.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Whoop woo.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Oh, Steve, we're getting jiggy.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, we're getting jiggy, and it's only Tuesday. I will
go for my nap.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I'm sorry, Steve, go.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Ahead, all right about Neil Park twenty twenty one, that
was four years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Who you talking? Who are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Rush? I heard y'all talking about him, Dad.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Neil Who what's his name, Peter, uh, Steve, Steve, it's
Neil Peart, Neil Peart. If you call him Neil Perk,
people are gonna rush. Fans are gonna go. You don't
know ship, but you know, Ayo called him Neil Pert yesterday.
(11:00):
I did.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Paul called him Neil Pert in a movie.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Get Neil Pert all up in your.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, Neil, it's kind of champ Yes, walking here with
a long time ago. Do you remember pro Pro?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I remember the wasn't that the one where they dropped
the pearl in it and showed how much proud.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Of their contact with Shampa Fa gets to ride. That'll
be pretty cool. Yeah, there's there's different kind of jelly
yellowing builders kind of. It's kind of different deals. Whenever
you go out getting winner, it's it's pretty smart. Like
I said, they're smart.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's definitely one of those sticks to get the Traga win.
They couldn't get there.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Oh the Sticks tickets, Yeah, Jeff Kay's got Sticks tickets
this afternoon and the lone star ticket window. Steve, So
if you want to win.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Carl Brows rock I heard about the Sticks.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Just can't stay away from us here.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
They are the house band for Pavilion.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
They're the house band for them back. There's been quite
a few.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I haven't been playing my guitarist, I'm playing most others.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, right, write you a song, Steven, call us back
and sing it for us, would you?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Excellent? Well, stay safe and stay warm if we have
that winter weather coming through Thursday at midnight.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Trying late come through.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Okay, okay, all right, Steve, alright, I'm glad you can
hear every word, not every no.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
It reminds me of Charlie Brown's teacher sometimes.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
He is. He's such a sweetheart. And did you notice
that he did not ask about a block party weekend.
I think he's given up.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well, we actually went to our superiors and say, look,
people have been asking for a block party weekend, and
by people we mean we mean Steve. But they just yeah, yeah,
all got fine. You know how management is, and.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
If we do one, we've got to get Steve to
voice it all freaking yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Long Yeah, here's three from stick right here. There's a
long start.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Or maybe because of the winter weather, it can be
an ice block party weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
An ice block party week am, I fired. Yeah, We'll
play Cold as Ice by Foreigner over and over and
over again.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Did you see the new commercial that Vanilla Ice does
for hot dog Buns and it's an ice ice takeoff?
You have to check it out. It's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Is it on YouTube? It is let me find the
some bitch.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Hold on here, here's a funny fact.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Vanilla ICE's drummer is the guy who owns trees in
deep ones.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Ah, isn't that something?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
So Baby got buns? Vanilla Ice Baby got what kind
of big.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Check did he get to sell this song to that?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Wait an, hold on?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Do you know who shared it with me? Was Rash
Sharma our friend?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
So Vanilla Ice Baby got buns?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Okay, wait here it is hold on, hold on, damn.
I don't care if they cut us off them talking
about because you know sometimes when we do copyrighted stuff,
they block us out.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, it's a few seconds of It's not gonna hurt nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Okay, was working Vanilla Ice doing Baby got buns?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Got a commercial, Christ's sake.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Oh my god, Becky, look at his fun It is
so round and so empty. But you know who understands
those Burger people.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I don't even know why they want them.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Okay, I mean that burger is just so brand.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I like big s onuns and I cannot lie Burger
love his hand did not to win a grill, fives
it behind a backhart.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Cat And there's a hot doggle in your plate. The
choice ain't tough. I want to pull up YourCause because
you notice that the bun was stuffed with ketchup mustard.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Relish this hot dogs and you're jealous, old boy, I
would never switch up.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
I want to take your picture.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
My frank is cooked so warmly, and this fun not
got makes me so hungry. They cut us off yet.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
It's fine roll.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I don't let it roll.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Can you think ever?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Order in want excuse me?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Excuse me because I ain't.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
That average food work.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I've seen him grill in.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Don't care. If I'm still I'll go my back out.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Could never beat a dog that's hot. I'm tired of
fries and wings, seeing hot dogs in my dreams. Take
the afford chep until you wait?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
How long is this commercial as long as a song?
I guess it's a minute and forty four. Commercial is
a minute and forty.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Four and they just did it for the fun of it.
It's funny, just for entertainment value. Thank you Raj Sharma
for sharing that I've.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Had enough of that.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
I'm glad Vanilla Ice isn't penniless in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I'm glad here he.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Does those home improvement projects that he's got that show.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, he got the TV shows.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
He still do that. Remember when he went heavy metal?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yes he yeah. Tried is the
key word here.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
He's a Carrollton boy.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I know, I know, I again, I I kind of
like him. He's funny.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
He called us when I was doing Mornings in San
Antonio after a show, well and he called our hotline
and I thought it was going to be the Boss
and we were like, you know, kind of did what
Mike deocy wls. It's like, hey, it's been a lie.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So it's like, oh yeah, sure it is.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, that's what we thought of he was pranking, but
it really was him. He was very very.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Nice, good old vanilla, old nice vanilla ice.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Okay, who's ready to go home?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
And nat should we get it?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Should we all say it? It wants hail yee ye
ye all right tomorrow always ask his Stuff day. So
call that Ask a Stuff Hotline to one for eight
six six eighty six hundred. You might hear your question
on the air and we'll answer it because I mean,
you could look to get up, but it's more fun
if we do it because we'll make some smart ass
(17:38):
comment about it.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
That's right true, all right, so let us make manches.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, keep it between the ditches and we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Okay, all right,
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