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Weird. Either they're really funny orthey have some really good polaroids at the
boss, or really the Bow andThem show? What kind of people are
these? Did you know how thesepeople is? Keep out of it.
You don't know how I feel feel? How do you feel? Now?
Will you leave him out of this? He's suffering enough. The man hasn't
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been able to digest a decent mealin six weeks. Hello, hello,
he where are you? Where wewere? Worried to death? Like that?
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Shut out? Normal? She's right, that's wrong with you? What
kind of things are you? Youcan't get away? It's the Bow and
Them show a bunch of refugees froma gorilla love and someone heard that reading
friends, I'm Captain New Eyes.I'm trying to make a few wishes come
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from and I invented fish gets awish radio fish. Oh it's stranger.
I'll tell you a story, areal true life story, a tale of
the Western country. The Western wasawless, but one man was falls.
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This is the story. Oh yeah, ra love this, Love this story
and love this story. Me tallall right, real dramatic now, okay,
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okay, I know what you're saying. You're saying to yourself. What
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will those jerk offs finally get backto work. Well, today's the day
on a toy box Tuesday to becareful what you wish for people. Well,
because you know, we decided let'stake an extra day. All we
wanted an extra long Fourth of Julyweekend, and we got it. Yes,
we got it, Yes we do. But we're back to start this
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mess all over again. Yes,and I missed you guys, well wish
you to missed everybody in here.Yeah, and all the rascuals stayed in
touch over the vacation with a bunchof the rascules, saw their posts.
They missed us as well. Wellwe're back. Your luck ran out,
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must eventually go on. So we'reback here for a toy box Tuesday and
got a couple of things planned foryou, because you know, we lost
a good friend. We lost KinkyFriedman and I've got to play asshole from
mill Pass. Oh man. Okay, it was so sad when I saw
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the news, because I mean Kinkyused to come in here all the time
and bring little Jufford with him.Yea, I was a keyboard player,
and uh that was That's a damnshame. I used to see him at
Poor David's Pub and deep l Ohyeah, what a great spot to seeeart.
Remember his presidential campaign, Oh yeah, he finished last. He had
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running against Rick Perry. Rick Perrydidn't do too wellater, come think of
it. Let's see what we're celebratingtoday. Today is national don't put all
your eggs in one omelet. Weall can pass me by, right,
Yeah, we can have all theBose eggs. You're gonna have all my
eggs. I will leave them allfor you. I'll leave them, scramble
them if you want to, thankyou bo. It is also Fashion Day.
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Today's the day you're supposed to wearyour most fashionable clothes and style and
profile the whole day long. Well, get a good look at it,
because this is about as much fashionas you're gonna get. You like a
Texas Motor Speedway T shirt. Yeah, red, white and blue. Good.
It was comfortable and it didn't stinkthat we're going fashionable on this morning
show. We know how to matchblack on black. Yeah, basically,
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yeah, we're good. It isalso cow Appreciation Day. Yes, I
appreciate them so much. Time Ihave a hamburger move thanks for the milk.
The cheese and especially the burger.Okay, all right, National Sugar
Cookie Day. I'll go good withthat milk from now, Yes appreciation Blue.
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It is call all of the HorizonDay. I guess, holler at
the sun when it comes up orgoes down. You got it to do.
And it's oh boy, National broadDay. I'll celebrate that when I
get home. Let them flop,girls, let them flop, come home,
let them fly in the breeze.Actually got a song about it,
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of course, that God, I'llhave that for you. Also on Sunday
it was Ringo Stars birthday. Rgoturned eighty four. Jumi and I had
a grave interview. In fact,we called him like two or three times,
but this was one we're gonna playfor you today. And somebody requested
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Crazy Diana. Did y'all remember crazyDiana or was that before your time here
on the show. I think Diana. We called her crazy Diana for a
reason. And I'll play one ofthe many in we had with crazy Diana.
Remember dirty Diana. No, that'sthat's different, that's solid. Yeah,
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Michael Jackson, this is crazy Diana. I don't I don't know what
she looks like, but she toocrazy he's crazy. She's crazy and crazy
outweighs pretty crazy, tops everything thatwill anything. Then she got the best
body I ever seen. With thebitches out of a damn mind. I'm
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going to move on. So wegot sports of all sorts coming up,
him all Star Weekend coming up,and of course the freaking pool file.
And of course there's always one guy, one guy over the Fourth of July
holidays that dies doing something stupid.And he lived close to Charleston, South
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Carolina, where I was. Oh, well, you could have witnessed the
whole damn thing if you go.All right, let's do the morning stressy
deep purple tickets at seven fifty foryou guys. Yeah, yeah, I
got a ways to give those awaytoo. All right, take this money
up. Time becomes my favorite part, say my favorite part of this.
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Come off, Come on, It'llbe okay. No crying in baseball ballas
what words Classic rock lone Star ninetytwo to five. Good morning, It
is six thirty in time, verysports and brought to you by the will
Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers goto Will Height wins dot com. By
the way, that was a bondScott ac DC. He would have been
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seventy eight today. Oh my goodness, rest in peace. Well, I
know there's a lot of soccer fansout there. Lionel Messi and Argentina are
now one step away from potentially repeatinghis champions. Argentina will take on Canada
and the Copa America semifinals tonight fora chance to play in the final.
Canada is enjoying its best ever CopaAmerica run with America manager Jesse Marsh.
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The winner of the Argentina Canada willmeet either Uruguay or Colombia in the final,
because those two teams play tomorrow night. Does Canada have enough to topple
Argentina or will Argentina avoid the upset. I'm gonna try and care. I
know your son Clayton calls. Ohhe does. He's a big Leonel Messi
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fan. Oh absolutely, You'll justhave to tune in tonight at seven o'clock
on Fox Sports One. MetLife Stadium, home with the NFL's Giants and Jets,
is the venue for the game.The Rangers have won four in a
row. I'm serious. Corey Severerextended his hitting streak to thirteen games with
a long two run homer Nathaniel Lowehad three hits, and the Texas Rangers
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lineup remained hot in a nine tofour victory over the Los Angeles Angels last
night in LA. They face offagain tonight in Los Angeles First Pitch eight
thirty eight. Now. Last week, MLB announced the eighteen starters for the
twenty twenty four MLB All Star Game. Despite being the reigning World Series champions
and the hosts of this year's AllStar Week, no Texas Rangers players were
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named an American League starter. Well, there is two that are in it,
but yes, you'll probably see something. The only Rangers player who came
close to starting with second baseman MarcusSimeon, who finished runner up to astro
star Jose Altuve. Simeon will seesome action along with pitcher Kirby Yates,
who were both chosen by player voting. Starting lineup features eighteen players from ten
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different teams. The Phillies, whohave been red howk this season, sent
the most players at three. TheYankees, Orioles, Astros, Guardians,
Brewers, and Padres are each sendingtwo players to start. The All Star
Game will be played one week fromtonight at Globe Life Field in Arlington.
But the festivities are going to startthis Friday in Arlington. It's going to
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be an all weekend day. Yeahfine, all right. Also in the
world of MLB, crews are hardat work building the MLMB All Star Village
in Arlington ahead of this year's AllStar Week. The fan experience, spanning
from Chalktas Stadium to the Esports Stadium, is expected to see six figures worth
of fans this year, one hundredthousand, and more than two hundred people
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working on the site every day thisweek to get it ready. In Arlington,
the fans will be able to takepart in about fifty interactive experiences out
there, including batting practice, virtualreality, and a chance to get on
the field in the dugout and inthe clubhouse at Choctaw Stadium. Pretty cool.
The Rangers and Arlington hosted an AllStar Week way back in nineteen ninety
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five. This year it's gonna beeven more special. It's the first time
in more than seventy years that thedefending championship team will also host the All
Star festivities. So for under fortybucks, you can come to the All
Star Village between Saturday and next Tuesdayweek from today, and most of the
waiting areas and the All Star Villagewill be covered by tents and they're gonna
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have water stations for you. Yeah, if the temperature start to crank back
up again, don't worry about thatas much. The entire concourse inside the
Choctaw Stadium is going to be usedto have autograss stations and other cool activities.
The All Star Game is one weekfrom tonight, seven o'clock, first
pitch, all right, Dan?And you know they call it a field
of dreams. So what is thedeal with this group of twelve year old
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boys on a team from Terran Countythat can't play in the Little League World
Series even though they are undefeated.What's going on? I don't know.
The season went well, the boyswinning every single game they played. Their
parents said that was the problem.The allegations complaint started that our team,
I guess, was too good,said Greg Harper, who's the boys coach.
The team was accused of playing togetherbefore, or that the boys were
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too old or didn't live in therequired area. All things the parents said
they proved were not true. Andthese kids are disappointed because they had the
best record they were undefeated, andnow they just said no, you can't
play. They were accused of playingtogether before, which shouldn't have made any
difference. They thought it was over, but then the complaints with the Little
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League International office in Pennsylvania and theleague president agreed to kick this undefeated team
out of the league with no explanationfor why. It's it's been a couple
of weeks and they won't tell thesekids anything. That's awful. If the
rule was broken. The parents andplayers said they didn't know what it was.
It's all a life lesson for thoseboys who will be too old to
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play again next year. Very veryUnamerican if you ask me, absolutely absolutely.
A Southern collegiate baseball team has beengetting a lot of attention for hosting
cosmic baseball games played at night underblack lights with playzers, using UV reactive
uniforms, balls and bats. TheTri City Chili Peppers and Colonial Heights,
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Virginia have been putting together these cosmicbaseball games that look like something out of
a Tron movie. Despite the pitchblack atmosphere, players claim that after a
bit of practice, playing under blacklights become second nature, as does seeing
the ball, no matter how hardit's hit or thrown. Cosmic baseball started
as a crazy idea over a yearago when a bunch of glowsticks were thrown
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onto the baseball field. Wasn't easiercheap, though, but with the help
from local companies, the Tri CityChili Peppers made history, becoming the first
team to organize an official sporting eventexclusively under black lights. It's becoming popular
enough that the next several cosmic baseballgames are sold out. Really, that
would be kind of cool to see. I would totally go to one of
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those, yes too. I don'tknow if I could catch a ball that
was thrown at me that was glowlessduck. Then again, I'm not the
athletic typic y'll no. Well,look who's a board in the Dallas Mavericks
family. After thirteen seasons in theBay Area and four NBA titles, Clay
Thompson YE signed a three year,fifty MILI deal with the Dallas Mavericks.
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Thompson's number. Thompson's number will oneday likely be in the rafters at the
Chase Center. He was a keycontributor to all four of those champions teams.
He cemented himself as one of thegame's best shooters of all time in
NBA history. On Friday night,Thompson posted a message to the Warriors and
their fan base, thanking them forthe quote best times of my life.
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And with that he took his moneyand he went on down the road and
welcome to town. The next day, longtime Dallas maverick Tim Hardaway Junior set
his good byes to the franchise afterhis trade to the Detroit Pistons became official
just a few days ago. Theshooting guard posted on social media shortly after
the trade and became official, thankinghis teammates in the city. He said
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to Dallas, thank you for helpingme become not just a better ballplayer,
but helping me mature even more asa person. I am forever grateful.
Hardaway shined at times during his tenurehere, but in the Mavs' most recent
playoff run, he was mostly onthe bench. Yeah, so for Hardaway,
he's rolling back to Michigan, wherehe played in college. Okay,
so that'll be a homecoming. Aslong as we're on the subject of basketball,
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Maverick super star Luka Doncik, whowill not play in this summer's Olympics.
His Slovenian squad lost to Greece andMilwaukee Bucks star guianis antiseptic Colombo Canaban
in your Olympic qualifying game in Greecethat was on Saturday morning. Lucas scored
twenty one points, grab seven rebounds, had five assists and ten turnovers in
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the game for the overmatched Slovenian team. Luca was looking to lead Slovenia to
its second straight Olympics. The teamfinished fourth in the Tokyo Olympics. During
the qualifying process, Luca was visiblyslowed by knee and ankle issues that hampered
him all during the playoffs. Sureso, now his summer break will begin
after a long season. The NBApreseason will begin in a I'm glad he's
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not going to be paying playing inthe Olympics. He needs to heal.
Exactly, We exactly rest up.We need you more than your country does.
Sorry. Dallas Stars have a newtelevision home in the games will be
air for free of charge to NorthTexas fans. The Stars announced the new
seven year agreement with a parent mediacompany Incorporated that we'll see all of the
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club's regional games stream free of chargeon the company's new Victory Plus streaming service.
Victory Plus will be available to downloadand watch for free on smart TVs,
tablets, and smartphones beginning in September. As long as fans are located
in the Stars Regional territory, whichis Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and
Arkansas, they'll be able to watchthe team play for free. Thank you
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Stars. The Stars pivot to VictoryPlus comes on the heels of reports last
week that the team officially parted wayswith longtime partner network Bally Sports Southwest.
But he could get I never knewone person that had Bally Sports Southwest.
I'm sure somebody did, but notenough because the parent company in which Diamond
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Sports Group is going through bankruptcy proceedswell. We tried, but then again,
sometimes you do, sometimes you don't, and sometimes you get done.
Get ready because the freaking full fileis next on the poll and them show.
Okay, y'all, do realize thatis the first Boston song I've played
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since the NBA Final. Obviously,not playing Boston didn't do. If anything,
it might have cursed us. Well, my intentions were good anyway.
Coming up, our interview with RingoStar. This was from a few years
ago when Jimmy and I had beenthe studio. But now it is time
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for the freaking fool file. Andlike I said, every year there's always
one guy that does something stupid anddies using fireworks. This guy died from
a fireworks incident on the fourth ofJuly in Somerville, South Carolina, right
outside of Charlestown. Yes, yes, the nice area, when forty one
year old Alan Ray McGrew, whohad been drinking steadily for hours before,
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ignited a large firework and placed iton the top of his head about ten
twenty that night. Dude, thedevice exploded on the top of his head,
causing massive injuries, and McGrew waspronounced dead at the scene about thirty
minutes later. That horrible because it'ssupposed to it's one of those things that
you put on and it shoots Romancandles way up in the air. Only
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this exploded down and killed the guy. Holy drinking, yes, all day.
The whole thing blew up just acouple of seconds once it was lit.
On the scene, Alan's wife toldofficers he started drinking around six o'clock
that evening, so by ten twentyhe was lit well. Uh. She
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said that while he was advised tostop doing it, he was attempting to
show off. She said he wasgoing to dance around singing the Star Spangled
Banner while the rockets were shooting offfrom the top of his head. Didn't
quite work out that way. Hey, yeah, you know, and I
hate to make fun of people thatdie, but really, yeah, let
him be a lesson folks. Yes, yes, let the professionals do it
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a cautionary tale. And you neversee professionals put fireworks on the top of
their head, so you'll know.Well. Another one of those mysterious monoliths
has popped up, this time inColorado. Laurie Graves, the owner of
Morning Fresh Dairy Farm in Bellevue,Colorado, told local station KDVR she has
no idea how the eight foot tall, four foot wide and eight inch deep
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shiny structure ended up on her property. She also said that people are wearing
her out, showing up at herdoorstep wanting to see the quote alien monolith.
This strange object has created a buzzonline, with people speculating that out
of this world beans put it there, or even perhaps someone is trying to
mess with their neighbor who loves totalk about aliens and conspiracies, but in
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reality, no one seems to knowwhere these things come from. This latest
mirrored mystery is certainly not the firstand likely not to be the last.
If it's not space aliens, andsomeone's going to an awful lot of trouble
just to freak people out. Justlast week, there was another one found
outside of Las Vegas, Nevada.Yeah I remember, Yeah, Oh my
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goodness. So you never know.Maybe Anna's weird Colorado story ties into this
weird Colorado story. Okay, thistook place in the skies above Red Rocks
Amphitheater, and we don't know exactlywhat the hell happened, but a dozen
employees at that beautiful venue in Morrison, Colorado, claimed they saw a strange
object light up the sky and thenzip just vanished like that. The observers,
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who said they worked for the venuedescribed a dark metallic disc. It
appeared north of the Amphitheater at aroundone am on the fifth of June,
and the object appeared to be severalhundred feet long, hovered in place for
thirty seconds, and then it justzapped east. At about five to ten
miles an hour, and it vanishedinto thin air. An amphitheater employee said
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the large, disc shaped craft appearto have three levels of windows. That's
nice, and was about as largeas a three story office building. That's
a pretty good size. While itremained completely silent throughout its appearance, The
employee claimed that the object tipped inan angle and slowly headed east right when
the group dedicated their full attention toit, them aliens knew they was being
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watched, and then it started fadingaway until it was invisible. It didn't
shoot off into the distance, hesays, it simply dissolved into the sky.
We all watched it vanish. Thiswas not a plane, it was
not a satellite. There was nota drone. It was not anything like
this. There was no mistaking whatthis was. And then two hundred grahams
of edibles I ate had nothing todo with what I saw, however,
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had nothing to do with it.That's a direct quote from a Colorado Yes,
yes it is. By the way, your face is melting while I'm
talking. Here's a Las Vegas manwho works as a side show performer.
Is another Guinness World Record. Hebroke a pair of eye popping Guinness World
Records using the strength of his eyesockets. Oh no, no, no,
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no, this is just as badas you think it's gonna be.
It's gonna hurt me just to listento it. Andrew Stanton appeared on Italian
TV series called Record That's in Milan, Italy and took on the records for
the heaviest weight pulled with eye socketsand the heaviest weight lifted with both eye
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sockets while swallowing a sword. Howdo you practice for something like that?
Gotta have something to strive for kids, there you go. For the first
title, Stanton attached large metal hooksto his eye sockets and used them to
pull a Cadillac with a driver intotaling five twenty pounds across the TV show's
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stage and the ice stayed sockets.Yes, someone called Marty Feldman. He
also became the first holder of thesecond title by swallowing his sword and using
the hooks in his eye sockets tolift his one hundred and thirty pound assistance.
Oh that's horrible, you know,and nobody asked to see that.
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No, y'all watch this. Assoon as you start to get the hooks
and put them in your eyesockets sayoh gee, look at the time.
Gotta got it. Yeah, therapy. I wish I could stick around,
but geez, you know how itis. I'm very busy. Baye by
hey, coming up next hour yourchance to win tickets to see Deep Purple
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along with Yes at Dicky's Arena inFort Worth Monday, August nineteenth. Want
to score those tickets? Well,it's a toy box Tuesday. So you
know Bo's gonna make you work forthose tickets. Oh yeah, that he's
coming up at seven to fifty righthere on the Bow and Them show on
Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Starninety two five Dallas for Worst Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five, PinkFloyd in time. Case you're curious,
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it's seven or nine. Maybe youhave a real job or something. Okay,
by the way, here it isour first day back after all this
time off, and tomorrow is alreadyAsked Us Stuff day. It is.
So if you got a question,call the Ask the Stuff Hotline two one
four eight six six eighty six hundred. Leave your question there, we'll answer
it on the air. We'll playChoose your News for tickets to see deep
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purple and yes, and there's notheme this time. No theme, no
theme this time. I already checkedthe calendar hanging there in you always.
No, I got some good themesplanning for you, though. Okay,
Bringo Star on Sunday turned eighty fouryears old. Now anytime we get to
have a beetle on the show,Jimmy and I got real excited. We
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had looked good for eighty four due. Yes, good sounds good? Yeah
he does. Here's our interview withRingo, hey Bow and jim Just adorable.
Oh we are adorable, aren't we. We're are so cute. We're
just so You just want to pinchour little cheek, don't you. I
do you know? We should reallycall him mister Starr because he's rock and
roll royalty. Oh yes he is. Now you should call me Sir Richard.
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Actually, Sir Richard. That's right, he's knighted. Well, listen,
let's keep it cool. Just callme Ringo. Okay, Ringo.
Yeah. I want to talk aboutyour new album in your new book.
But before we get started, Iwant to ask you if you are familiar
with this song? Listen up,are you familiar with that? No?
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Thank God. That is Ringo ILove You by Bonnie Joe Mason better known
as Cher. She made that becauseshe was a huge fan. Yeah,
and you know what I found outtoday, I've never heard that before.
But also, Ella Fitzgerald did aringo song. Really did you know about
that? Did she shatter glass whenshe sang it like she used to do
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in the MEMORYX commercials? No,it was a long time when she did
it, But you know I onlyheard it this year. Wow. Someone
was saying, you know, you'rehanging out with people and this saying,
well, did you ever hear theElia Fitzgerald one? You know we heard
that Lawn Green one, Ringo,Oh, yes, Cowboy one. So
there's been several songs, but thatsure I've never heard before. Well,
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she was actually Bonnie Joe Mason atyeah at the time. And I got
another story. We know this woman, a girl at the time, Yeah,
who was waiting outside the hotel youguys stayed at when you played Dallas
in sixty four and you walked byher and she reached down and grabbed a
handful of grass where your foot hadstepped, and she got Well it was
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crazy days, I mean, youknow, I mean kids were climbing up
seven or eight stories of a wallof a hotel trying to get into the
window where we were. It waslike mad and I think it was Dallas
actually that before the plane came toa halt, they were on the wings
and we looked out the window andthere's a couple of faces looking right back
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and were still taxiing faces looking injust like William Shatner in that twilight Zone
episode. Oh yeah, exactly,twilight Zone ish. Yeah. Anyway,
it was straight. It was crazydays, but that's what they were,
and we love them. And youknow, Dallas has two great memories.
That's one of them for me andthe other one. I came to la
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in seventy six and seventy six orseventy seven went to a Super Bowl party
here and I had to pick ateam, so I picked Dallas, Ah.
And the follow up to that wasthen I wanted to live in Dallas.
And the follow up to that was, I've got a private plane and
a friend and I went to Dallasto look at homes because I wanted to
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live in Dallas all because of theDallas cowgirls. Well, you would have
been more than welcome here if youhad. Yeah, it's a double whammy
for mister Starr because you've got anew album and a new book, and
the album is called What's My Name? Yeah, which is one of your
in concert catchphrases. And I rememberyou saying that when I saw you with
the All Star Band last year.Yeah, well you saw me do it.
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And so, unbeknownst to me,six years ago, when Colin Hay
was in the band again, hewrote that song, but he never told
me. And another friend of minesaid, did you ever hear that song
Colin wrote? I said, no, I don't know what you're talking about.
So anyway, I called Colin andtold him to come up here and
play this song for me, andit's called What's My Name? I thought,
how great. Anyway, it wasa lot of fun, and we
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put down a guitar and drums andI did the vocals and we went on
from there and then you know,he's singing what's her Name with me sometimes,
and then we end up with thewhole like you were there when the
whole audience shout what's my Name?So on the on the record, we
have a whole audience in the endshouting what's my Name? Another song you
did off of your album is calledgrow Old with Me, which was a
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John Lennon demo, and I heardat the end of that demo that he
says, this is a great songfor Ringo. No, he says.
The very first words on the demoare, oh, this would be great
for Richard Starkey, this would begreat for Ringo. That's the Liverpool accent.
Yes, of course. And itwas a cassette actually that Jack Douglas,
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after many years of knowing him,said did you ever get that cassette?
He said it this year and Isaid, no, I don't know
what you're talked about. So anyway, he told me about it and then
he said, well, I'll getyou a copy. And he didn't give
me a cassette. He dropped hiscassette down to a CD and on the
front of the whole thing, Isthat what I just said? John say,
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no, that would be good,you know, I mean, it
was really an emotional moment to hearJohn from all that time ago talking about
me, and you know we stillmiss him. God rest his soul.
Anyway, all the other tracks hadbeen recorded by John and the only one
he' only ever did as a demowas go all along with me, and
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I said, well, I'm goingto do it, and you know,
I did the best I could.It was Shack's idea. He wanted to
put an orchestra on, and Ithought, I don't need an orchestra,
just put its string section. Sowe did a quartet. Unbeknownst to me,
as they're putting the violins down,they actually play. And this is
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for all the fans out there whoplay it. You have to listen to
see if you can notice, herecomes the sun. You know. They
played on the violins D D Dand it blew me away. And I
thought, this is so great becauseI've got Paul playing bass, I'm singing
it. John wrote it, andnow we've got a hint of George,
so it's like the four of usare back at you. You know,
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it's so great. Well, nowthe book is called Another Day in the
Life that you wrote, and yeah, are we going to learn anything new
about mister Starr before we finished readingthe book. Well, it's another book
of photographs and comments and quips andlittle stories around some of the photos.
I'll let you read it first andthen you tell me. In the movie
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Hard Day's night and you're solo scenein that movie. It showed your early
interest in photography, it did,Yeah, I was, I loved it.
I got so interested in cameras,especially in the sixties, and then
of course, you know, inthe Beatles, I could afford to buy
better cameras and that's what I did, And then I got interested in the
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different lenses you could put on thecamera. You know, the big shot
was the fish shye, but alsoa lot of prism lenses. And there's
a beautiful prism picture of George inthat book you talked about, and there's
like nine Georges, but you know, that's the prism effect. And I
loved taking those sort of pictures.So I've just loved you know, I've
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just loved cameras and taking pictures.And of course, you know, the
last ten years, ninety eight percentof every picture I take is with the
iPhone. Hey, Rigo, howproud you of your son Zach playing with
The Who these days? Yeah he'sdoing great. Oh yeah, he's doing
great. We were actually at theshow here in La wat Should my son
be great last night with The Who? You know, they're a great band.
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Pete's so great, you know,Roger. It's such a great atmospheric
band, you know, and itrocks underneath everything. Yeah. And you
know, Zach is the best drummerthey could have. Yeah, because he
growing up as a kid, TheWho were his band. You know,
he loved The Who. And aside story to that was when his uncle
Keith died, he wanted to bethe drummer, but Pete wouldn't have him
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because he was only sixteen. Butanyway he made. He's been the drummer
with the Houstons nineteen ninety six,so even he knows how those songs go.
Now. Well, Ringo, wehad the pleasure of seeing you and
Paul on stage together at the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame a few years
ago, and we hope you comeback here with the All Star band again
and bring your brother in law andtell him bow. And Jim said,
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how you doing okay? How youdoing okay? Thank you both, Thank
you, Jim Piason, Love Dallas, Piece and love Ringo, Peace and
Love Brothers Dallas forst Classic Rock LoanStar ninety two to five. Ringo Star
eighty four years old. And helooks great and he sounds great. He's
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still so with it. He shouldrun for president. Yeah, oh man,
And we lost a Martin Mall.Martin Mall passed away at the age
of eighty. And Martin Mall's deathwill have something to do with the way
we give away these deep purple tickets. Okay, so not a toy,
No, not a toy today.And a good friend of this show passed
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away. Singer, songwriter, novelistKinky Friedman, who led the band Kinky
Friedman and the Texas jew Boys,toured with Bob Dylan, saying with Willie
Nelson, dabbled in politics with campaignsfor Texas governor. Dear friend of this
show. He died at his family'stech this ranch near San Antonio. He
was seventy nine. He smoked acigar, went to bed and never woke
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up, said his friend Kent Perkins, better known as Jeffort. Every time
Kinky would come in here, Jeffordwas right there with. He was working
as an actor when he met Kinkyat a party fifty years ago when both
were signed to Columbia Records and moviecontracts. And Jefford would always wear the
same purple jacket, the same jacketevery time. Jimmy and Iudigo I bet
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Jeffort is gonna wear that goofy asspurple jacket, and of course he did.
Now. In the seventies, KickyFrieman and the Texas Jew Boys wrote
songs with titles such as I Ain'tmaking Jews like Jesus anymore, get your
Biscuits in the Oven and your bunsin the bed, as well as a
favorite to our listeners, Old BenLucas had a lot of news. Yeah.
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He joined as part of Bob Dylan'sRolling Thunder review tour in seventy six.
I think I saw that right beforeI moved to New Orleans. Kick's
appled into politics brought his brand ofirreverence to his run for governor against Rick
Perry in two thousand and six.Kinky launched his campaign in front of the
Alamo with a big crowd of hisfans watching, who drank and cheered him
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on. Perry won reelection. Kinkyfinished last out of the other fourteen Yeah,
because nobody took him seriously. Bythe nineteen eighties, Kinky was writing
crime novels and often included a versionof himself, and he wrote a column
for the Texas Monthly magazine. Inthe two thousands, now. You may
remember Merle Haggard released the song Okifrom Muskogee in nineteen sixty nine, we
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we don't vote Merijuana in Muskogi,which was kind of ironic because later on
Merle started puffing on the web thanksto will he Nelson, Yes he did,
thanks Willy Well. Six years later, Kinky Friedman and the Texas jew
Boys released their answer to Merle calledAsshole from l Passole and the goals like
this, here we go, Kicky, so long cheek. We're gonna miss
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your buddy. We really are fellasHoorse classic rock lone Star ninety two five,
the Immigrant song. Depending on whereyou're from, You're always welcome here
as long as you behave yourself.Come on through my God ask us Stuff
day Tomorrow you got a question,We'll call the Ask the Stuff Hotline.
Leave you question there two on foureight six six eighty six hundred we will
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play Choose your News for those ticketsto go Seek Deep Purple. And it
has something to do with the deathof Martin Mall. That's all I'm gonna
say. Okay right now, thatleaves you wide open TV shows, movies,
all sorts of In fact, it'sfrom a TV show. Okay,
okay, well i'll say oh,I'll say okay. Uh. You remember
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when Tom Petty passed away. Ohyeah, that was in twenty seventeen.
Nobody was ready for it. Itjust kind of happened out of thin air.
It was well, right before thathappened, I think maybe a few
months before he passed away, hewas going to do a show here.
And there was this woman that usedto call us all the time, called
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Diana. She claims she worked foran airline and she worked for a cruise
ship. And we never saw her. We don't know what she looks like.
But we had several conversations with Diana, and she called in begging for
Tom Patty tickets. This is howlong ago this was. So it was
before October of twenty seventeen. Here'sour encounter with Well, we call her
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crazy Diana. Y'all remember drunk Diana, don't you? We just call her
crazy. I don't know she's drunk. I think it's more crazy. Gentlemen.
Hello, my dear, Hello,Hello, are you just waking up?
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No? Oh, it just soundslike you're just waking up. I'm
very beautiful. My name is Diana. It's not crazy though, right?
Oh no, no, of courseyou know people accused Einstein of being crazy.
Oh I know, absolutely they did. You know what, I don't
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get mad. Jesus doesn't get mad. Einstein doesn't get mad. Lady Diana
does not. I miss you?Oh, well, miss you too?
How much you miss me? Ohso much, so much? Diana?
You miss me and love? Giveme some Tom Petty, I knew it.
I knew it. I couldn't noyou, No boys, I knew
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it. Bo, you're a daylate and a dollar short. No,
Bo, you know you know noone loves Tom Petty like me. Oh,
falling out of my guitar right now? Listen to this? Listen,
listen, hold on? Can youhear that sound? Yes? I do,
Yes, I'm gonna give you avery pure sound, and you give
me very pure Okay, okay,go ahead, hold on, okay,
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hold on. I'm a little attitudeon the Jeez. You don't have to
call the chords, that's okay.She's a good what the hell loves her.
Mom loves Jeezsus and her boyfriend too. And I'm a bad boy because
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it don't even miss her. I'ma bad boy. You are for breaking
her heart. Oh I always messedthat part up. I'm sorry. Hold
performance long, Dawn Tipperary. Yeah, okay, we know it, we
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know it, Diana. Diana,Diana, no, no, no,
no, because I don't have anymore tickets. You know what? Because
why? Because we gave them awaylast week winners? What did they do
to win? Various little jumping throughhoop didties that we had them do?
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Like? What are they true fansor they just because you know what happens,
people become professional contest winners. Ohyeah, oh yeah, they don't
even care about what they're winning.And you know what, those tickets you
gave them are probably being sold onCraigslist right now. No, we weed
those people out, really, becauseI was just on the internet and I
saw that. It was like,ha ha, I want these tickets and
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I don't even like petty and I'mgonna tell them. Diana, Wait a
minute, honey, listen, listen, listen, listen. Guys know this
week your camire out, Diana.I'm not jerking around. We have Chicago
Doobie Brothers tickets that we're going togive away. You don't want to see
his Doobie Brothers. They're not evenbrothers, but their music sucks. I
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hate them. I hate them.Why would I want that? I love
Tom Petty. I grew up withTom Petty. I am the one that
he wrote that song about. Iam. No. I don't want to
talk business. I don't want totell other people's business. But I'm just
saying that. Think about it.Oh, make it last all night?
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Yeah, okay, I did,Diana. I did that for him.
He wants me to see his show. Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
Tom Petty, I'm not saying that, but I'm just saying I need
to be there. He's exploiting me. Now. I love you. I
love you, Diana. No,you don't. You don't know what love
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is. You know what is lovegiving? I know, but I don't
have any tickets to get. Look, honey, he said, you're going
to get some, and I'm honey, just reserve them when they come in.
You know you still have your consciest. You know. I know how
kill concerts. I know they giveyou like seven hundred pairs of tickets.
You know. I go for Ineed something. Bos sister gets someers off
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it and you I can't take itany I can't take that anymore. Oh,
my god, somebody just shoot mein the head right now. All
right, that's what I used toclear my throat out, don't you know?
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Lone Star ninety two five. Whatdo you say we give away some
Deep Purple tickets? Yes, let'sdo it. Did Purple come to town?
That is in August? And ifyou want to go and don't want
to pay the dough, you mustidentify this little mystery voice. Now,
we told you that Martin Maull passedaway at the age of eighty. Well,
this is a clip from nineteen eightywhen Martin Maull was on this guy's
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TV show. Okay, I'm goingto play this clip of these two guys
playing. You tell me who themystery guy is that is playing with Martin
Maull, and I will give youthe tickets to go see Deep Purple.
Okay, did I confuse the situationenough? It's Martin Maull and another actor.
We have to name the other actor. Yes, yes, he's the
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actor and songwriter. You'll get it. You'll use okay two one four are
eight one seven seven eighty seven onenine five. Tell me who this is
with Martin Maull. It's you know, it's beginners. That's real good.
Well it should be good because I'vebeen playing guitar now for fourteen I got
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music coming out. But you knowthe fact is this fool because I'm driving
the school b telling thing tasting Isee in a finger and still I see
you getting warm and right from myget tarking the way my fingers well,
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I hate this s your ding,but it's just the Sol records. Not
to see him pooks fine into nothing. I'm just doing what my agent tells
me. To old club. Iplayed Blueish shall it's past. I played
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Jewish Sam the hundred bucks. I'llplay a tune for you. And still
I see you gave me warming writingand stuff from my get dark and the
way my fingers burn. Well,I hate the dissolution your hoddy. It's
just the song blue record. It'snot out al now we don't mean I
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put in man oh the I hadno complaints. You can't to and just
not geitar what I am, whatI hate. I got no special style
of picket and I'll have the painso you hurt me av in the screen.
Yes, I'm just working for themoney. I'm the fuck and when
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he hits over, I'm gonna packit up and there'll be no people.
I'll just tangle Lord of six Nightshere, don't it's you. I see
you getting warming buddy from my guitarand way my fingers burner dudusion. It's
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just the exalted record here, theexalt the rigors. Is that Martin singing?
Yeah? Yeah, that, yes, okay that on vocals? There
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was Martin Moull on the vocals andsinging back up was another gentleman, very
famous, very famous gentleman. They'reprobably playing again today, Yes they are,
because they've both in him right now. Two one four or eight one
seven seventy eight seven one nine twofive. Tell me who that mystery voice
is singing and playing with Martin Moll? And guy, you get well,
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I saw an ac oh, sothat's that's it. Bone them, show
tell me who is the mystery voicewith Martin Moull. Would that be buck
Owen? Buck Owen? No,No, that's a good good, That
is a good answer. And you'rekind of on the right truck on the
right all right. Boning them,show tell me who that was playing with
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Martin Maull. Sounds like Willie.Willie is still with us, Yes,
Lily is still with bon them,show tell me who that was singing with
Martin Maull, Tom Hall, TomTy Hall. This guy had a TV
show. It was an awesome show, too, awesome show back in the
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seventies. Yeah, yeah, thesixties. He had many hit songs in
the sixties. Yes, yes,he did a couple of them in the
seventies too. He was in oneof my favorite movies of all time with
John Wayne. Oh, there's somereal good hints for you guys. It's
a good hint right there. Thereyou go. Handful of hints today.
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Bon them, show tell me whothat was singing with Martin Mall, Johnny
Gay Wooden, Johnny Cash, bonthem, show tell me who the mystery
voice is with Martin Maull. Ohman, it was he. I can't
knop my going the other guy.No, no, it's not Roy Clark.
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This guy had many jobs and onetime he was alignment for the county.
Yes, hey, there you go. Very colorful if you want to
say, blinged out cowboy. Yeahhe did. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I see what you're getting at.Some of the little glowing little rocks
on it. Okay, now,let's see if that made it any easier,
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and then show tell me who thatwas with Martin Maull. Campbell is
absolutely right. What was his show? The Glenn Campbell Good Time Hours something
like that. It's a variety showand it was awesome. Oh yeah,
yes, very good. Who isthis Johnny Johnny Harre, the guy that
does Elvis. Oh no, that'sJohnny anyway. Oh yeah, that's all
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right. You're doing just fine.Now don't let the spirits are about to
speak day. Hang on just asecond. We got to get some information
from you. We'll hook you upwith Deep Purple. Okay, awesome,
thank you, all right, amusical interlude coming up here on the Bow
and Them Show. And in summertime, and if, like me, you
spent way too much on your vacationor your Fourth of July weekend, then
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Get a little close with that bluecoat, Oh Dallas, what is classic
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rock? Lone Star ninety two five. It's great to be back from vacation.
We all needed the time off,but we're glad we're back here.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,A good to be back in the routine
of things. And tomorrow is AskThis Stuff Day. You guys got to
challenge us with some good questions calledthe Ask of Stuff Hotline two on four
eight six, six eighty six hundredand lee your question there play choose your
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news for Deep Purple tickets. Butnow we told you earlier at the beginning
of the show that today was NationalNo broad Day. Yep, it's true.
Let them flop, girls, Letthem flop, because I got a
song about it. Here's a songfor National No broad Day. Because there's
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different names for you know what,jugs and orbs and darts and cards,
elmer buds and bouncing buddhas, sweaterstretchers, lung protectors, beat jump lellas,
frost detectors, scooty snacks and snakeeyes, dice, jello modes,
(50:45):
and hyden lights. Every day Iprobably use ninety nine words for dudes,
which I've never used any one ofthose, so will not yet anyway.
No humpshy dumplings, hardy boys,double lantes, o to joys, computers,
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shooters, physics tutors, boxy twinsand all commuters, double double u
nds, mrs and PFDs, snowwhite dwarfs, picastos, tubes. Ninety
nine words la boots, gerbers,servers, poly grails, wookie cushions,
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humpback whales, flying saucers, trafficstoppers, super big gulfs, double whoppers,
pillows, billows, dondolulos, softserves, cones and armadillos, pimped
out, popcats and her tubes.Ninety nine words laboots, mitted, ear,
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must warming clothes, strokes, crollsand frontal looks, knockers, honkers,
knicker bonkerswrs and screening, yellow sonkers, panning cannons and mister bigs,
big bad wolves and porky pigs,jogging parkers, saline utes. Ninety nine
words the boots, two point jumpers, bambies, thumpers, rubber baby,
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buggy bumpers, rue, the Vegasky O, Vegas schwag, the showgirls
show in Vegas, congo, bongos, bowling pins, fast pitch, softball
siny swins, their planes. I'mbreast assessed, are true? Were white
(53:00):
up here? Because I'm a well, let's stretching in a little bit,
but there you go. Dallas forsclassic rock lone Star ninety two five.
Walking on the Moon my favorite policesong. That's your favorite police song?
To go bo. That was inmy first wedding. Actually we walked off
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married to walking on really hu,that's groomy reggae right there. That's good
off married on the moon. Alright, well, there you go. Okay.
Hurricane Barrew knocked out power to morethan three million customers in the greater
Houston area yesterday, most of themwith Center Points, which is where they
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get their juice now. Power companiesand city leaders said it would be a
multi day outage for most customers becausethe damage is extensive and very wide spread,
and during this heat wave that wehave in the humidity in hum Oh
god, I'm miserable thinking about thehumidity in Houston. When you said that.
(54:04):
Yeah, uh. Centerpoint said itholps to restore power to a million
customers by the end of the daytomorrow, but customers in the hardest hit
areas could experience extended outages and shouldplan accordingly. Bless their heart. In
other words, we're not real surewhen it's going to be fixed, but
we're working on it. So incase you hadn't heard of, North Texas
couple was among the four people injuredafter encountering a shark on South Padrea Island
(54:30):
on the fourth of July. Andthis happened near one of my favorite places
on South Padre, the Wana WanaBar and grow I love that. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. The most seriouslyinjured victim said that the shark attacker
while she and her daughter were outpast a sandbar. She says the shark
then followed her to shallow water andher husband fought it off and he got
bit too. From her McAllen hospital, Tabatha Sullivan of Solina recalled her terrifying
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escape from a shark attack in thewaters off South Padrea Island, saying that
the shark bitter left cap off.I saw the picture. Oh oh,
it was bloody. It was amess. Tabitha's husband, Carrie Sullivan,
came to a rescue as the sharkfollowed her into shallow water. He was
punching it trying to get it offer. According to the City of South Padrea
Island. Four people were injured thatday. The city called the situation unprecedented
(55:19):
and says the last shark bite therehappened five years ago, so what's the
deal with it now. So apparentlythe shark was They said that they'd had
shark sightings because of Hurricane Barrel.They were trying to escape that, and
then there was a bunch of mulletfish off the coast of South Padre and
they were chasing after that bait.Yeah, oh yeah, there you go.
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Your local Walgreens might not be therefor two much longer Greens. It
might be a world with less Walgreenslocations, and it's CEO Tim Wentworth went
to say that the current pharmacy modelis not sustainable. It's being reported that
seventy five percent of the company's storesaccount for one hundred percent of the just
stat operating income. That means aquarter of all locations could be looking at
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closure now. The chain has abouteighty six hundred stores in America. That
means about twenty five percent closure ratewould lead to about two thousand, one
hundred and fifty Walgreen's locations closing.Wentworth said that the company will definitely close
some of its underperforming stores. Layoffsare not anticipated as part of its cutback
plans, which is what they saywhen layoffs are coming. Yeah, so
(56:27):
we understand there's going to be moredeveloping on this story. Well, no,
I guess I got a mail ordermy prescriptions. Now, yes,
we're not planning any layoffs. Don'ttell everybody that we're planning layoffs. Yea.
And then a week later, well, a year after opening, mi
al Wolf Grapevine has a lot tocelebrate, and the arts and entertainment company
is making the milestone with a spectacularmulti day birthday bash beginning Thursday and lasting
(56:53):
through the weekend. You went withyour family to meow Wolf. Yeah,
it's really cool. It's really goYeah, you really should. Birthday Palooza,
an event Mio Wolf Grapevine lovingly callsits grand opening. The sequel will
include the Trash Show on Thursday,where eight designer teams create works of art
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from track that's cool. Uh.Birthdays Paloozo will feature a week of festivities,
including Karaoke Night on Friday and youcan't get enough karaoke these days.
The celebration accumulates on Sunday with agrand birthday celebration, which includes a cross
dimensional extravaganza featuring all day activities,live games, and an artist toast.
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I guess here here it's a soand so the only thing that would make
this better is if they allowed catscats. I know, because it's called
wolf and there's no cat there thathas nothing to do with it. I
know. That's why I'm upset.So why is it called me a wolf?
That's what I want to know.Maybe they got a wolf that makes
an noise like a cat. Idon't know. It's an artistic India tell
(58:00):
me nothing. Man. They welcomedtwo point six million visitors last year.
Yeah, wow, that's really cool. It's not going away. Sachs Fifth
Avenue's parent company has secured a twopoint sixty five billion dollar deal to buy
its rival, Dallas founded Neeman Marcus. Wow, but will they keep the
Neman Marcus name. I don't know. They should call it Needless Marcus what
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it is, That's what you've beencalling it for years. The luxury department
store chains have been negotiating for monthsand had explored combining over the years.
Amazon and Salesforce would be minority shareholdersin the new company, which will be
called SAX Global. Neiman Marcus hadpreviously filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy protection in
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twenty twenty, and came out ofbankruptcy with less debt and new owners later
that year. Neeman Marcus merger withSachs comes after other department stores are struggling.
Lord and Taylor also filed for bankruptcyin twenty twenty closed its stores the
following year. Macy's also recently announcedit's closing one hundred and fifty stores.
That's so sad, you know.It's unclear what the merger means for Neeman's
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Dallas headquarters. Neemon Marcus was foundedin Dallas in nineteen o seven by Herbert
Marcus Senior, his sister Carrie MarcusNeeman, and her husband Al Neeman.
That's where the Nieman Marcus comes from. Final, we'll see, we'll spit
of history right there for North Texas. Yes, sir, and the crew
(59:29):
of a NASA mission to Mars emergedfrom their craft after a year long voyage
that never left Earth. Yeah whatthe simulator. Four volunteer crew members spent
more than twelve months inside NASA's firstsimulated Mars environment at Johnson Space Center in
Houston coming out of the artificial alienenvironment Saturday around five o'clock. And how
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did they look? I imagine theywas road hard and hung up with pale
mee back hurts. Kelly Haston,Anika salaryu Ross Brockwell, and Nathan Jones
entered the three D printed habitat onJune twenty fifth, twenty twenty three,
as the maiden crew of the SpaceAgency's Crew Health and Performance Exploration Analog Unit.
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They lived and worked inside the spaceof seventeen thousand square feet to simulate
a mission to the red planet,the fourth from the Sun, and frequent
focus of discussion among scientists and scifi fans alike concerning possible voyage taking Hugh
humans beyond our Moon. But don'tyou watch those movies? You know,
the Martians are waiting for us,and they not liking us at all.
(01:00:37):
They tried to come down here andtake us over, but that virus killed
them. Oh is that what happened? Yeah? Okay, family didn't see
ward the worlds Okay, okay,that's right. Yeah, I lived my
life through science fiction movie. I'msorry about that. Well. Dallas Fors
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Speaking of Elton John, did you
(01:00:58):
hear about his bathroom emergency? Becauseyou know, when mother nature calls,
you gotta listen. You can ignoreher for only so long before your bladder
goes. Hurry up, I've togive away, especially for Elton John.
You know he had prostate cancer.Yes, so they prostag So when he's
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got to go, he's gotta go. We got to pee on it.
He couldn't reach a toilet in time, so he peed in public into a
gatorade bottle. Okay, yellow gatorade, I would hope so lemon gatorade.
If it was blue, it wouldhave turned it green. It wouldn't yellow
brick gatorade. It's it. Uh. It was. In Nice, France,
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a shop owner claimed that Elton Johnrushed into his sneaker store he sells
a bunch of shoes, asking fora bathroom, saying, blad is about
to bust. He was told thestore didn't have a toilet. What store
does not have a toilet. Theydon't have a toilet for customers is what
he is referring to, even forElton John. Apparently not okay, So
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Elton grabbed a gatorade bottle from hisbodyguard and peede in it. I'm sure
the bodyguard was asking for a raiseafter that. This was not part of
my job. Well, he didn'thave to hold it. He just had
to give him the gatorade bottle.Oh yeah, Oh, and he gave
him the bottle back. Yeah,get rid of this. Elton turned his
back to the other shoppers for privacy, unzipped his pants, and filled her
(01:02:28):
up. He said he should havechosen a bigger bottle. His bad aim
left a yellow puddle on the floor, on the floor of the shoe store.
Yeah, it dripped, it drilled, it dripped, yeah yeah,
kind of like post nasal drip.This is postpecker drip. I guess guys
struggle a lot with shaking off thoselast few drops. So when you've got
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your Johnson down into a plastic bottle, I imagine it's more of a bitch
than ever I would imagine, so, especially if the guy whose bottle you're
using that know it. But bodyguardactually did. Despite the embarrassment, he
posed for photos with his two sons, who walked out with new shoes.
So Elton bought some new shoes andthey should have let him use the restroom.
Yeah, is Elton John for God? Yeah, Plus he was gonna
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buy something. The shop owner gotan unforgettable story and a damp handshake from
Elton John. Yeah, he didn'twash his hands after. Oh Bill,
what mona wasn't too damp? Wellhe could have gone over to the water
fountain. Oh they don't have oneof those either. Oh well, ask
us Stuff day tomorrow. Think ofa question and call the Ask This Stuff
(01:03:37):
hotline. Leave it there two one, four eight six six eighty six hundred
and we'll see if we can smartenUist Midgeon and educate you in Iota with
another installmentive did you Know? Aswell as tomorrow's show. Now, make
sure you tune into Jeff K thisafternoon. Not only does JEFFK have sixty
minutes of commercial free classic gronk duringthe four pm hour, but at four
forty he's going to open up thelone Star ticket window and give a wait
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tickets to see the led Zeppelin tributeZOSU at Tannehill's Tavern and Music Hall in
fort Worth, July eighteenth. Thatis this afternoon with JEFFK right here on
Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Starninety two five oh no, I don't
start usually thinking about wild until we'rea little closer to the weekend. Of
course, we've been off for allthis time, and here we are back
(01:04:21):
now thinking geez Fridays. How faraway? It's four days away? Four
days away? Sure? Okay,all right, just checking in. Listen,
everybody calm down, because social mediawas swarming like a nest of wasps
over a post on x formerly Twitterof Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott wearing a walking
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boot on his right foot. Ohyeah, oh, of course, said,
Oh my god, there goes ourseason. It shows Prescott and his
girlfriend walking on a dock while onvacation in Cobbos Send Lucas. But apparently
we shouldn't fret it too much.According to NFL insider Ian Rappaport, Prescott
is dealing with a very minor footsprain and is wearing the boot to protect
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it. In fact, that supposedlyremoved it yesterday. Good, So everybody
just calmed down. Of course we'rescared though, well, yeah, because
you may remember back in twenty twentyhe broke his right ankle. Oh yeah,
I had to undergo surgery and costus the rest of the season.
But he says, it's the sameankle, same issues he's been dealing with,
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so not to worry, all right, Just be careful where you walking.
Don't be stepping in any gopher holesor anything, because we're gonna need
you. Which makes me think footballseason's right around the court. Serious.
Can you smell it? Yes,Noboddy? Yeah. Hey, we've got
some time wasters up on the Bowand Them show page at lone star ninety
two to five dot com. Somegood stuff this week. It's been a
(01:05:46):
good week for ACDC Bow as theRecording Industry Association of America has certified their
nineteen eighty album Back in Black twentysix times platinum. Yeah, isn't that
awesome? It ties for the thirdbiggest selling album in the US with the
Eagles Hotel California. Top two albumsare the Eagles their Greatest Tits nineteen seventy
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one to nineteen seventy five at thirtyeight million, Michael Jackson's Thriller at thirty
four million. Now. Back inBlack is ec DC's first album with singer
Brian Johnson, who they hired afterthe nineteen seventy nine death of Bond Scott,
who you mentioned it was his birthday, right, Yes, he would
have been seventy six today. Yes, yes, Well here's Angus Young talking
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about the early stages of songs thatwould make it onto Back in Black.
Malcolm had a couple of ideas,you know, especially the Back in Black
riffs the title track, and I'dbeen fiddling around with little bits that you
shook me. So, you know, there was a few of the IDs
that we had in place, soit had sort of started, you know,
the inspirational stage, you know,especially Back in Black. I mean,
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Malcolm had these riffs he said hecouldn't get out of his head,
so he had him on tape.He bite them to me and he said,
what do you think can I forit? Hey? You know they're
great. Yeah, I can't getthem out of my head either. Man.
That album is awesome. Yeah.So read the whole story up on
our page. And Stevie Nicks hashad to postpone her show that was Separate
today in Manchester, England. Idon't know if you've heard about this,
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but the singer suffered a leg injuryand had to have minor surgery for this
leg injury. We've got that storyup also. Stevie Nick's a standback video
that you can check out and information. Mattel has re released a limited number
of its Stevie Nicks barbies. Isaw one of those. Yes, they
look just like her, don't they. Yeah, they do. Sometimes they
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don't do a good job. Yeah, Sometimes they say who's not supposed to
be again? No, you cantell it's Stevie. Did they come with
a little bag of cocaine? Yeah, that sold separately, separate, Yeah,
for a couple of thousand dollars,like you on your own job.
Hey. A seventy five year oldwoman was reportedly scammed out of over one
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hundred and twenty thousand dollars by someoneimpersonating my love Steve Perry Steve Perry Now.
She responded to a Facebook message inJanuary from the Steve Perry impersonator who
had a business opportunity and said thathe needed a woman in his life,
which would have hooked me right.Oh well, yeah, like Perry,
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women bust down his door exactly.So police are currently working to track down
this impersonator. We have that storyup and Deep Purple has released their newest
track. It's called Lazy Sad.This is the third song off their upcoming
album Equals One, which will beout July nineteenth. If you want to
hear Lazy sawd, we've got thatup on our page, and the story
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behind it is apparently they asked Ian, the lead singer, the front man
for Deep Purple, of why henamed the song lazy Sad. Well,
he was asked how many songs hehad written. He said, I think
around five hundred. They were like, well, Dolly Parton wrote five thousand,
and he goes, I'm a lazysod. Yeah, that's how the
song came about. And my breastsstart't near is nice. And finally,
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Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebookor Meta or whatever you want to call
it these days, he broke theInternet over the Fourth of July weekend because
he posted a video of him surfing, waving an American flag and drinking a
beer. We've got that video upon the Bone and them show page at
lone start ninety two to five dotcom. I like that dirty for dirty.
Though, you do me some dirty, I'll do you some dirty.
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No, I'm not speaking to PaulRodgers about that. No, no,
no, no, no, no, I know, I do you understand.
I see how you roll? Yeah, and I still roll down hill.
I can always do well. Thanksfor tuning in today. Hope you
enjoyed our little trip through memory lane. Near on a toybox. Tuesday tomorrow
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ask a stuff Day. So ifyou got a question, call, he
asked the stuff outline. Do onefour eight six, six eighty six hundred.
Leave you a question there, we'llanswer it on the air and we
will play choose your news for deeppurple and yes, tickets would be awesome.
No theme, by the way,No theme, nope, nope,
no, you're gonna have it.Wait until a week from tomorrow before I
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get a theme better. I don'tknow if it's harder with a theme or
without a theme. Hmmm, Idon't know. I try to make it
as difficult as I can with orwithout. All I know is that you
should have written for the Weekly WorldNews. You come up with the best
stories. Yeah. Yeah, Idon't want to take that company over.
Uh, it's already taken over.It's out of business. Yes, Oh
(01:10:35):
yeah, okay. Weekly World Newswent belly up a while ago, but
you can still get the headlines online. Yeah, and it survives here on
this very show thanks to bo Rock. Yes it does well, people say
they liked it. Guess whether they'replaying or not. You know, they
just want to guess. And ifyou guess right, then you say,
hey, where's my tickets? Wellyou should have called in. I like
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the theme weeks better because it's onemore little hints that we get at what
the heck you're trying to get usto get again? You're gonna have to
wait until a week from tomorrow becausethere's no theme on tomorrow on my calendar.
Okay, you keep it with itbecause I forget. Okay, up
next is our after show decompression session, and we'll see you on tomorrow for
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ask us Stuff Day. I keepit between the ditches. Bye,
Weird. Either they're really funny orthey have some really good polaroids at the
boss, or really the Bow andThem show? What kind of people are
these? Did you know how thesepeople is? Keep out of it.
You don't know how I feel feel? How do you feel? Now?
Will you leave him out of this? He's suffering enough. The man hasn't
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been able to digest a decent mealin six weeks. Hello, hello,
he where are you? Where wewere? Worried to death? Like that?
(00:47):
Shut out? Normal? She's right, that's wrong with you? What
kind of things are you? Youcan't get away? It's the Bow and
Them show a bunch of refugees froma gorilla love and someone heard that reading
friends, I'm Captain New Eyes.I'm trying to make a few wishes come
(01:07):
from and I invented fish gets awish radio fish. Oh it's stranger.
I'll tell you a story, areal true life story, a tale of
the Western country. The Western wasawless, but one man was falls.
(01:30):
This is the story. Oh yeah, ra love this, Love this story
and love this story. Me tallall right, real dramatic now, okay,
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okay, I know what you're saying. You're saying to yourself. What
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will those jerk offs finally get backto work. Well, today's the day
on a toy box Tuesday to becareful what you wish for people. Well,
because you know, we decided let'stake an extra day. All we
wanted an extra long Fourth of Julyweekend, and we got it. Yes,
we got it, Yes we do. But we're back to start this
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mess all over again. Yes,and I missed you guys, well wish
you to missed everybody in here.Yeah, and all the rascuals stayed in
touch over the vacation with a bunchof the rascules, saw their posts.
They missed us as well. Wellwe're back. Your luck ran out,
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must eventually go on. So we'reback here for a toy box Tuesday and
got a couple of things planned foryou, because you know, we lost
a good friend. We lost KinkyFriedman and I've got to play asshole from
mill Pass. Oh man. Okay, it was so sad when I saw
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the news, because I mean Kinkyused to come in here all the time
and bring little Jufford with him.Yea, I was a keyboard player,
and uh that was That's a damnshame. I used to see him at
Poor David's Pub and deep l Ohyeah, what a great spot to seeeart.
Remember his presidential campaign, Oh yeah, he finished last. He had
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running against Rick Perry. Rick Perrydidn't do too wellater, come think of
it. Let's see what we're celebratingtoday. Today is national don't put all
your eggs in one omelet. Weall can pass me by, right,
Yeah, we can have all theBose eggs. You're gonna have all my
eggs. I will leave them allfor you. I'll leave them, scramble
them if you want to, thankyou bo. It is also Fashion Day.
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Today's the day you're supposed to wearyour most fashionable clothes and style and
profile the whole day long. Well, get a good look at it,
because this is about as much fashionas you're gonna get. You like a
Texas Motor Speedway T shirt. Yeah, red, white and blue. Good.
It was comfortable and it didn't stinkthat we're going fashionable on this morning
show. We know how to matchblack on black. Yeah, basically,
(04:38):
yeah, we're good. It isalso cow Appreciation Day. Yes, I
appreciate them so much. Time Ihave a hamburger move thanks for the milk.
The cheese and especially the burger.Okay, all right, National Sugar
Cookie Day. I'll go good withthat milk from now, Yes appreciation Blue.
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It is call all of the HorizonDay. I guess, holler at
the sun when it comes up orgoes down. You got it to do.
And it's oh boy, National broadDay. I'll celebrate that when I
get home. Let them flop,girls, let them flop, come home,
let them fly in the breeze.Actually got a song about it,
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of course, that God, I'llhave that for you. Also on Sunday
it was Ringo Stars birthday. Rgoturned eighty four. Jumi and I had
a grave interview. In fact,we called him like two or three times,
but this was one we're gonna playfor you today. And somebody requested
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Crazy Diana. Did y'all remember crazyDiana or was that before your time here
on the show. I think Diana. We called her crazy Diana for a
reason. And I'll play one ofthe many in we had with crazy Diana.
Remember dirty Diana. No, that'sthat's different, that's solid. Yeah,
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Michael Jackson, this is crazy Diana. I don't I don't know what
she looks like, but she toocrazy he's crazy. She's crazy and crazy
outweighs pretty crazy, tops everything thatwill anything. Then she got the best
body I ever seen. With thebitches out of a damn mind. I'm
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going to move on. So wegot sports of all sorts coming up,
him all Star Weekend coming up,and of course the freaking pool file.
And of course there's always one guy, one guy over the Fourth of July
holidays that dies doing something stupid.And he lived close to Charleston, South
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Carolina, where I was. Oh, well, you could have witnessed the
whole damn thing if you go.All right, let's do the morning stressy
deep purple tickets at seven fifty foryou guys. Yeah, yeah, I
got a ways to give those awaytoo. All right, take this money
up. Time becomes my favorite part, say my favorite part of this.
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Come off, Come on, It'llbe okay. No crying in baseball ballas
what words Classic rock lone Star ninetytwo to five. Good morning, It
is six thirty in time, verysports and brought to you by the will
Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers goto Will Height wins dot com. By
the way, that was a bondScott ac DC. He would have been
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seventy eight today. Oh my goodness, rest in peace. Well, I
know there's a lot of soccer fansout there. Lionel Messi and Argentina are
now one step away from potentially repeatinghis champions. Argentina will take on Canada
and the Copa America semifinals tonight fora chance to play in the final.
Canada is enjoying its best ever CopaAmerica run with America manager Jesse Marsh.
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The winner of the Argentina Canada willmeet either Uruguay or Colombia in the final,
because those two teams play tomorrow night. Does Canada have enough to topple
Argentina or will Argentina avoid the upset. I'm gonna try and care. I
know your son Clayton calls. Ohhe does. He's a big Leonel Messi
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fan. Oh absolutely, You'll justhave to tune in tonight at seven o'clock
on Fox Sports One. MetLife Stadium, home with the NFL's Giants and Jets,
is the venue for the game.The Rangers have won four in a
row. I'm serious. Corey Severerextended his hitting streak to thirteen games with
a long two run homer Nathaniel Lowehad three hits, and the Texas Rangers
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lineup remained hot in a nine tofour victory over the Los Angeles Angels last
night in LA. They face offagain tonight in Los Angeles First Pitch eight
thirty eight. Now. Last week, MLB announced the eighteen starters for the
twenty twenty four MLB All Star Game. Despite being the reigning World Series champions
and the hosts of this year's AllStar Week, no Texas Rangers players were
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named an American League starter. Well, there is two that are in it,
but yes, you'll probably see something. The only Rangers player who came
close to starting with second baseman MarcusSimeon, who finished runner up to astro
star Jose Altuve. Simeon will seesome action along with pitcher Kirby Yates,
who were both chosen by player voting. Starting lineup features eighteen players from ten
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different teams. The Phillies, whohave been red howk this season, sent
the most players at three. TheYankees, Orioles, Astros, Guardians,
Brewers, and Padres are each sendingtwo players to start. The All Star
Game will be played one week fromtonight at Globe Life Field in Arlington.
But the festivities are going to startthis Friday in Arlington. It's going to
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be an all weekend day. Yeahfine, all right. Also in the
world of MLB, crews are hardat work building the MLMB All Star Village
in Arlington ahead of this year's AllStar Week. The fan experience, spanning
from Chalktas Stadium to the Esports Stadium, is expected to see six figures worth
of fans this year, one hundredthousand, and more than two hundred people
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working on the site every day thisweek to get it ready. In Arlington,
the fans will be able to takepart in about fifty interactive experiences out
there, including batting practice, virtualreality, and a chance to get on
the field in the dugout and inthe clubhouse at Choctaw Stadium. Pretty cool.
The Rangers and Arlington hosted an AllStar Week way back in nineteen ninety
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five. This year it's gonna beeven more special. It's the first time
in more than seventy years that thedefending championship team will also host the All
Star festivities. So for under fortybucks, you can come to the All
Star Village between Saturday and next Tuesdayweek from today, and most of the
waiting areas and the All Star Villagewill be covered by tents and they're gonna
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have water stations for you. Yeah, if the temperature start to crank back
up again, don't worry about thatas much. The entire concourse inside the
Choctaw Stadium is going to be usedto have autograss stations and other cool activities.
The All Star Game is one weekfrom tonight, seven o'clock, first
pitch, all right, Dan?And you know they call it a field
of dreams. So what is thedeal with this group of twelve year old
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boys on a team from Terran Countythat can't play in the Little League World
Series even though they are undefeated.What's going on? I don't know.
The season went well, the boyswinning every single game they played. Their
parents said that was the problem.The allegations complaint started that our team,
I guess, was too good,said Greg Harper, who's the boys coach.
The team was accused of playing togetherbefore, or that the boys were
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too old or didn't live in therequired area. All things the parents said
they proved were not true. Andthese kids are disappointed because they had the
best record they were undefeated, andnow they just said no, you can't
play. They were accused of playingtogether before, which shouldn't have made any
difference. They thought it was over, but then the complaints with the Little
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League International office in Pennsylvania and theleague president agreed to kick this undefeated team
out of the league with no explanationfor why. It's it's been a couple
of weeks and they won't tell thesekids anything. That's awful. If the
rule was broken. The parents andplayers said they didn't know what it was.
It's all a life lesson for thoseboys who will be too old to
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play again next year. Very veryUnamerican if you ask me, absolutely absolutely.
A Southern collegiate baseball team has beengetting a lot of attention for hosting
cosmic baseball games played at night underblack lights with playzers, using UV reactive
uniforms, balls and bats. TheTri City Chili Peppers and Colonial Heights,
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Virginia have been putting together these cosmicbaseball games that look like something out of
a Tron movie. Despite the pitchblack atmosphere, players claim that after a
bit of practice, playing under blacklights become second nature, as does seeing
the ball, no matter how hardit's hit or thrown. Cosmic baseball started
as a crazy idea over a yearago when a bunch of glowsticks were thrown
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onto the baseball field. Wasn't easiercheap, though, but with the help
from local companies, the Tri CityChili Peppers made history, becoming the first
team to organize an official sporting eventexclusively under black lights. It's becoming popular
enough that the next several cosmic baseballgames are sold out. Really, that
would be kind of cool to see. I would totally go to one of
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those, yes too. I don'tknow if I could catch a ball that
was thrown at me that was glowlessduck. Then again, I'm not the
athletic typic y'll no. Well,look who's a board in the Dallas Mavericks
family. After thirteen seasons in theBay Area and four NBA titles, Clay
Thompson YE signed a three year,fifty MILI deal with the Dallas Mavericks.
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Thompson's number. Thompson's number will oneday likely be in the rafters at the
Chase Center. He was a keycontributor to all four of those champions teams.
He cemented himself as one of thegame's best shooters of all time in
NBA history. On Friday night,Thompson posted a message to the Warriors and
their fan base, thanking them forthe quote best times of my life.
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And with that he took his moneyand he went on down the road and
welcome to town. The next day, longtime Dallas maverick Tim Hardaway Junior set
his good byes to the franchise afterhis trade to the Detroit Pistons became official
just a few days ago. Theshooting guard posted on social media shortly after
the trade and became official, thankinghis teammates in the city. He said
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to Dallas, thank you for helpingme become not just a better ballplayer,
but helping me mature even more asa person. I am forever grateful.
Hardaway shined at times during his tenurehere, but in the Mavs' most recent
playoff run, he was mostly onthe bench. Yeah, so for Hardaway,
he's rolling back to Michigan, wherehe played in college. Okay,
so that'll be a homecoming. Aslong as we're on the subject of basketball,
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Maverick super star Luka Doncik, whowill not play in this summer's Olympics.
His Slovenian squad lost to Greece andMilwaukee Bucks star guianis antiseptic Colombo Canaban
in your Olympic qualifying game in Greecethat was on Saturday morning. Lucas scored
twenty one points, grab seven rebounds, had five assists and ten turnovers in
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the game for the overmatched Slovenian team. Luca was looking to lead Slovenia to
its second straight Olympics. The teamfinished fourth in the Tokyo Olympics. During
the qualifying process, Luca was visiblyslowed by knee and ankle issues that hampered
him all during the playoffs. Sureso, now his summer break will begin
after a long season. The NBApreseason will begin in a I'm glad he's
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not going to be paying playing inthe Olympics. He needs to heal.
Exactly, We exactly rest up.We need you more than your country does.
Sorry. Dallas Stars have a newtelevision home in the games will be
air for free of charge to NorthTexas fans. The Stars announced the new
seven year agreement with a parent mediacompany Incorporated that we'll see all of the
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club's regional games stream free of chargeon the company's new Victory Plus streaming service.
Victory Plus will be available to downloadand watch for free on smart TVs,
tablets, and smartphones beginning in September. As long as fans are located
in the Stars Regional territory, whichis Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and
Arkansas, they'll be able to watchthe team play for free. Thank you
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Stars. The Stars pivot to VictoryPlus comes on the heels of reports last
week that the team officially parted wayswith longtime partner network Bally Sports Southwest.
But he could get I never knewone person that had Bally Sports Southwest.
I'm sure somebody did, but notenough because the parent company in which Diamond
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Sports Group is going through bankruptcy proceedswell. We tried, but then again,
sometimes you do, sometimes you don't, and sometimes you get done.
Get ready because the freaking full fileis next on the poll and them show.
Okay, y'all, do realize thatis the first Boston song I've played
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since the NBA Final. Obviously,not playing Boston didn't do. If anything,
it might have cursed us. Well, my intentions were good anyway.
Coming up, our interview with RingoStar. This was from a few years
ago when Jimmy and I had beenthe studio. But now it is time
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for the freaking fool file. Andlike I said, every year there's always
one guy that does something stupid anddies using fireworks. This guy died from
a fireworks incident on the fourth ofJuly in Somerville, South Carolina, right
outside of Charlestown. Yes, yes, the nice area, when forty one
year old Alan Ray McGrew, whohad been drinking steadily for hours before,
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ignited a large firework and placed iton the top of his head about ten
twenty that night. Dude, thedevice exploded on the top of his head,
causing massive injuries, and McGrew waspronounced dead at the scene about thirty
minutes later. That horrible because it'ssupposed to it's one of those things that
you put on and it shoots Romancandles way up in the air. Only
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this exploded down and killed the guy. Holy drinking, yes, all day.
The whole thing blew up just acouple of seconds once it was lit.
On the scene, Alan's wife toldofficers he started drinking around six o'clock
that evening, so by ten twentyhe was lit well. Uh. She
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said that while he was advised tostop doing it, he was attempting to
show off. She said he wasgoing to dance around singing the Star Spangled
Banner while the rockets were shooting offfrom the top of his head. Didn't
quite work out that way. Hey, yeah, you know, and I
hate to make fun of people thatdie, but really, yeah, let
him be a lesson folks. Yes, yes, let the professionals do it
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a cautionary tale. And you neversee professionals put fireworks on the top of
their head, so you'll know.Well. Another one of those mysterious monoliths
has popped up, this time inColorado. Laurie Graves, the owner of
Morning Fresh Dairy Farm in Bellevue,Colorado, told local station KDVR she has
no idea how the eight foot tall, four foot wide and eight inch deep
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shiny structure ended up on her property. She also said that people are wearing
her out, showing up at herdoorstep wanting to see the quote alien monolith.
This strange object has created a buzzonline, with people speculating that out
of this world beans put it there, or even perhaps someone is trying to
mess with their neighbor who loves totalk about aliens and conspiracies, but in
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reality, no one seems to knowwhere these things come from. This latest
mirrored mystery is certainly not the firstand likely not to be the last.
If it's not space aliens, andsomeone's going to an awful lot of trouble
just to freak people out. Justlast week, there was another one found
outside of Las Vegas, Nevada.Yeah I remember, Yeah, Oh my
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goodness. So you never know.Maybe Anna's weird Colorado story ties into this
weird Colorado story. Okay, thistook place in the skies above Red Rocks
Amphitheater, and we don't know exactlywhat the hell happened, but a dozen
employees at that beautiful venue in Morrison, Colorado, claimed they saw a strange
object light up the sky and thenzip just vanished like that. The observers,
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who said they worked for the venuedescribed a dark metallic disc. It
appeared north of the Amphitheater at aroundone am on the fifth of June,
and the object appeared to be severalhundred feet long, hovered in place for
thirty seconds, and then it justzapped east. At about five to ten
miles an hour, and it vanishedinto thin air. An amphitheater employee said
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the large, disc shaped craft appearto have three levels of windows. That's
nice, and was about as largeas a three story office building. That's
a pretty good size. While itremained completely silent throughout its appearance, The
employee claimed that the object tipped inan angle and slowly headed east right when
the group dedicated their full attention toit, them aliens knew they was being
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watched, and then it started fadingaway until it was invisible. It didn't
shoot off into the distance, hesays, it simply dissolved into the sky.
We all watched it vanish. Thiswas not a plane, it was
not a satellite. There was nota drone. It was not anything like
this. There was no mistaking whatthis was. And then two hundred grahams
of edibles I ate had nothing todo with what I saw, however,
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had nothing to do with it.That's a direct quote from a Colorado Yes,
yes it is. By the way, your face is melting while I'm
talking. Here's a Las Vegas manwho works as a side show performer.
Is another Guinness World Record. Hebroke a pair of eye popping Guinness World
Records using the strength of his eyesockets. Oh no, no, no,
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no, this is just as badas you think it's gonna be.
It's gonna hurt me just to listento it. Andrew Stanton appeared on Italian
TV series called Record That's in Milan, Italy and took on the records for
the heaviest weight pulled with eye socketsand the heaviest weight lifted with both eye
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sockets while swallowing a sword. Howdo you practice for something like that?
Gotta have something to strive for kids, there you go. For the first
title, Stanton attached large metal hooksto his eye sockets and used them to
pull a Cadillac with a driver intotaling five twenty pounds across the TV show's
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stage and the ice stayed sockets.Yes, someone called Marty Feldman. He
also became the first holder of thesecond title by swallowing his sword and using
the hooks in his eye sockets tolift his one hundred and thirty pound assistance.
Oh that's horrible, you know,and nobody asked to see that.
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No, y'all watch this. Assoon as you start to get the hooks
and put them in your eyesockets sayoh gee, look at the time.
Gotta got it. Yeah, therapy. I wish I could stick around,
but geez, you know how itis. I'm very busy. Baye by
hey, coming up next hour yourchance to win tickets to see Deep Purple
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along with Yes at Dicky's Arena inFort Worth Monday, August nineteenth. Want
to score those tickets? Well,it's a toy box Tuesday. So you
know Bo's gonna make you work forthose tickets. Oh yeah, that he's
coming up at seven to fifty righthere on the Bow and Them show on
Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Starninety two five Dallas for Worst Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five, PinkFloyd in time. Case you're curious,
(24:00):
it's seven or nine. Maybe youhave a real job or something. Okay,
by the way, here it isour first day back after all this
time off, and tomorrow is alreadyAsked Us Stuff day. It is.
So if you got a question,call the Ask the Stuff Hotline two one
four eight six six eighty six hundred. Leave your question there, we'll answer
it on the air. We'll playChoose your News for tickets to see deep
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purple and yes, and there's notheme this time. No theme, no
theme this time. I already checkedthe calendar hanging there in you always.
No, I got some good themesplanning for you, though. Okay,
Bringo Star on Sunday turned eighty fouryears old. Now anytime we get to
have a beetle on the show,Jimmy and I got real excited. We
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had looked good for eighty four due. Yes, good sounds good? Yeah
he does. Here's our interview withRingo, hey Bow and jim Just adorable.
Oh we are adorable, aren't we. We're are so cute. We're
just so You just want to pinchour little cheek, don't you. I
do you know? We should reallycall him mister Starr because he's rock and
roll royalty. Oh yes he is. Now you should call me Sir Richard.
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Actually, Sir Richard. That's right, he's knighted. Well, listen,
let's keep it cool. Just callme Ringo. Okay, Ringo.
Yeah. I want to talk aboutyour new album in your new book.
But before we get started, Iwant to ask you if you are familiar
with this song? Listen up,are you familiar with that? No?
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Thank God. That is Ringo ILove You by Bonnie Joe Mason better known
as Cher. She made that becauseshe was a huge fan. Yeah,
and you know what I found outtoday, I've never heard that before.
But also, Ella Fitzgerald did aringo song. Really did you know about
that? Did she shatter glass whenshe sang it like she used to do
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in the MEMORYX commercials? No,it was a long time when she did
it, But you know I onlyheard it this year. Wow. Someone
was saying, you know, you'rehanging out with people and this saying,
well, did you ever hear theElia Fitzgerald one? You know we heard
that Lawn Green one, Ringo,Oh, yes, Cowboy one. So
there's been several songs, but thatsure I've never heard before. Well,
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she was actually Bonnie Joe Mason atyeah at the time. And I got
another story. We know this woman, a girl at the time, Yeah,
who was waiting outside the hotel youguys stayed at when you played Dallas
in sixty four and you walked byher and she reached down and grabbed a
handful of grass where your foot hadstepped, and she got Well it was
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crazy days, I mean, youknow, I mean kids were climbing up
seven or eight stories of a wallof a hotel trying to get into the
window where we were. It waslike mad and I think it was Dallas
actually that before the plane came toa halt, they were on the wings
and we looked out the window andthere's a couple of faces looking right back
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and were still taxiing faces looking injust like William Shatner in that twilight Zone
episode. Oh yeah, exactly,twilight Zone ish. Yeah. Anyway,
it was straight. It was crazydays, but that's what they were,
and we love them. And youknow, Dallas has two great memories.
That's one of them for me andthe other one. I came to la
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in seventy six and seventy six orseventy seven went to a Super Bowl party
here and I had to pick ateam, so I picked Dallas, Ah.
And the follow up to that wasthen I wanted to live in Dallas.
And the follow up to that was, I've got a private plane and
a friend and I went to Dallasto look at homes because I wanted to
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live in Dallas all because of theDallas cowgirls. Well, you would have
been more than welcome here if youhad. Yeah, it's a double whammy
for mister Starr because you've got anew album and a new book, and
the album is called What's My Name? Yeah, which is one of your
in concert catchphrases. And I rememberyou saying that when I saw you with
the All Star Band last year.Yeah, well you saw me do it.
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And so, unbeknownst to me,six years ago, when Colin Hay
was in the band again, hewrote that song, but he never told
me. And another friend of minesaid, did you ever hear that song
Colin wrote? I said, no, I don't know what you're talking about.
So anyway, I called Colin andtold him to come up here and
play this song for me, andit's called What's My Name? I thought,
how great. Anyway, it wasa lot of fun, and we
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put down a guitar and drums andI did the vocals and we went on
from there and then you know,he's singing what's her Name with me sometimes,
and then we end up with thewhole like you were there when the
whole audience shout what's my Name?So on the on the record, we
have a whole audience in the endshouting what's my Name? Another song you
did off of your album is calledgrow Old with Me, which was a
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John Lennon demo, and I heardat the end of that demo that he
says, this is a great songfor Ringo. No, he says.
The very first words on the demoare, oh, this would be great
for Richard Starkey, this would begreat for Ringo. That's the Liverpool accent.
Yes, of course. And itwas a cassette actually that Jack Douglas,
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after many years of knowing him,said did you ever get that cassette?
He said it this year and Isaid, no, I don't know
what you're talked about. So anyway, he told me about it and then
he said, well, I'll getyou a copy. And he didn't give
me a cassette. He dropped hiscassette down to a CD and on the
front of the whole thing, Isthat what I just said? John say,
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no, that would be good,you know, I mean, it
was really an emotional moment to hearJohn from all that time ago talking about
me, and you know we stillmiss him. God rest his soul.
Anyway, all the other tracks hadbeen recorded by John and the only one
he' only ever did as a demowas go all along with me, and
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I said, well, I'm goingto do it, and you know,
I did the best I could.It was Shack's idea. He wanted to
put an orchestra on, and Ithought, I don't need an orchestra,
just put its string section. Sowe did a quartet. Unbeknownst to me,
as they're putting the violins down,they actually play. And this is
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for all the fans out there whoplay it. You have to listen to
see if you can notice, herecomes the sun. You know. They
played on the violins D D Dand it blew me away. And I
thought, this is so great becauseI've got Paul playing bass, I'm singing
it. John wrote it, andnow we've got a hint of George,
so it's like the four of usare back at you. You know,
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it's so great. Well, nowthe book is called Another Day in the
Life that you wrote, and yeah, are we going to learn anything new
about mister Starr before we finished readingthe book. Well, it's another book
of photographs and comments and quips andlittle stories around some of the photos.
I'll let you read it first andthen you tell me. In the movie
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Hard Day's night and you're solo scenein that movie. It showed your early
interest in photography, it did,Yeah, I was, I loved it.
I got so interested in cameras,especially in the sixties, and then
of course, you know, inthe Beatles, I could afford to buy
better cameras and that's what I did, And then I got interested in the
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different lenses you could put on thecamera. You know, the big shot
was the fish shye, but alsoa lot of prism lenses. And there's
a beautiful prism picture of George inthat book you talked about, and there's
like nine Georges, but you know, that's the prism effect. And I
loved taking those sort of pictures.So I've just loved you know, I've
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just loved cameras and taking pictures.And of course, you know, the
last ten years, ninety eight percentof every picture I take is with the
iPhone. Hey, Rigo, howproud you of your son Zach playing with
The Who these days? Yeah he'sdoing great. Oh yeah, he's doing
great. We were actually at theshow here in La wat Should my son
be great last night with The Who? You know, they're a great band.
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Pete's so great, you know,Roger. It's such a great atmospheric
band, you know, and itrocks underneath everything. Yeah. And you
know, Zach is the best drummerthey could have. Yeah, because he
growing up as a kid, TheWho were his band. You know,
he loved The Who. And aside story to that was when his uncle
Keith died, he wanted to bethe drummer, but Pete wouldn't have him
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because he was only sixteen. Butanyway he made. He's been the drummer
with the Houstons nineteen ninety six,so even he knows how those songs go.
Now. Well, Ringo, wehad the pleasure of seeing you and
Paul on stage together at the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame a few years
ago, and we hope you comeback here with the All Star band again
and bring your brother in law andtell him bow. And Jim said,
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how you doing okay? How youdoing okay? Thank you both, Thank
you, Jim Piason, Love Dallas, Piece and love Ringo, Peace and
Love Brothers Dallas forst Classic Rock LoanStar ninety two to five. Ringo Star
eighty four years old. And helooks great and he sounds great. He's
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still so with it. He shouldrun for president. Yeah, oh man,
And we lost a Martin Mall.Martin Mall passed away at the age
of eighty. And Martin Mall's deathwill have something to do with the way
we give away these deep purple tickets. Okay, so not a toy,
No, not a toy today.And a good friend of this show passed
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away. Singer, songwriter, novelistKinky Friedman, who led the band Kinky
Friedman and the Texas jew Boys,toured with Bob Dylan, saying with Willie
Nelson, dabbled in politics with campaignsfor Texas governor. Dear friend of this
show. He died at his family'stech this ranch near San Antonio. He
was seventy nine. He smoked acigar, went to bed and never woke
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up, said his friend Kent Perkins, better known as Jeffort. Every time
Kinky would come in here, Jeffordwas right there with. He was working
as an actor when he met Kinkyat a party fifty years ago when both
were signed to Columbia Records and moviecontracts. And Jefford would always wear the
same purple jacket, the same jacketevery time. Jimmy and Iudigo I bet
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Jeffort is gonna wear that goofy asspurple jacket, and of course he did.
Now. In the seventies, KickyFrieman and the Texas Jew Boys wrote
songs with titles such as I Ain'tmaking Jews like Jesus anymore, get your
Biscuits in the Oven and your bunsin the bed, as well as a
favorite to our listeners, Old BenLucas had a lot of news. Yeah.
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He joined as part of Bob Dylan'sRolling Thunder review tour in seventy six.
I think I saw that right beforeI moved to New Orleans. Kick's
appled into politics brought his brand ofirreverence to his run for governor against Rick
Perry in two thousand and six.Kinky launched his campaign in front of the
Alamo with a big crowd of hisfans watching, who drank and cheered him
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on. Perry won reelection. Kinkyfinished last out of the other fourteen Yeah,
because nobody took him seriously. Bythe nineteen eighties, Kinky was writing
crime novels and often included a versionof himself, and he wrote a column
for the Texas Monthly magazine. Inthe two thousands, now. You may
remember Merle Haggard released the song Okifrom Muskogee in nineteen sixty nine, we
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we don't vote Merijuana in Muskogi,which was kind of ironic because later on
Merle started puffing on the web thanksto will he Nelson, Yes he did,
thanks Willy Well. Six years later, Kinky Friedman and the Texas jew
Boys released their answer to Merle calledAsshole from l Passole and the goals like
this, here we go, Kicky, so long cheek. We're gonna miss
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your buddy. We really are fellasHoorse classic rock lone Star ninety two five,
the Immigrant song. Depending on whereyou're from, You're always welcome here
as long as you behave yourself.Come on through my God ask us Stuff
day Tomorrow you got a question,We'll call the Ask the Stuff Hotline.
Leave you question there two on foureight six six eighty six hundred we will
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play Choose your News for those ticketsto go Seek Deep Purple. And it
has something to do with the deathof Martin Mall. That's all I'm gonna
say. Okay right now, thatleaves you wide open TV shows, movies,
all sorts of In fact, it'sfrom a TV show. Okay,
okay, well i'll say oh,I'll say okay. Uh. You remember
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when Tom Petty passed away. Ohyeah, that was in twenty seventeen.
Nobody was ready for it. Itjust kind of happened out of thin air.
It was well, right before thathappened, I think maybe a few
months before he passed away, hewas going to do a show here.
And there was this woman that usedto call us all the time, called
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Diana. She claims she worked foran airline and she worked for a cruise
ship. And we never saw her. We don't know what she looks like.
But we had several conversations with Diana, and she called in begging for
Tom Patty tickets. This is howlong ago this was. So it was
before October of twenty seventeen. Here'sour encounter with Well, we call her
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crazy Diana. Y'all remember drunk Diana, don't you? We just call her
crazy. I don't know she's drunk. I think it's more crazy. Gentlemen.
Hello, my dear, Hello,Hello, are you just waking up?
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No? Oh, it just soundslike you're just waking up. I'm
very beautiful. My name is Diana. It's not crazy though, right?
Oh no, no, of courseyou know people accused Einstein of being crazy.
Oh I know, absolutely they did. You know what, I don't
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get mad. Jesus doesn't get mad. Einstein doesn't get mad. Lady Diana
does not. I miss you?Oh, well, miss you too?
How much you miss me? Ohso much, so much? Diana?
You miss me and love? Giveme some Tom Petty, I knew it.
I knew it. I couldn't noyou, No boys, I knew
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it. Bo, you're a daylate and a dollar short. No,
Bo, you know you know noone loves Tom Petty like me. Oh,
falling out of my guitar right now? Listen to this? Listen,
listen, hold on? Can youhear that sound? Yes? I do,
Yes, I'm gonna give you avery pure sound, and you give
me very pure Okay, okay,go ahead, hold on, okay,
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hold on. I'm a little attitudeon the Jeez. You don't have to
call the chords, that's okay.She's a good what the hell loves her.
Mom loves Jeezsus and her boyfriend too. And I'm a bad boy because
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it don't even miss her. I'ma bad boy. You are for breaking
her heart. Oh I always messedthat part up. I'm sorry. Hold
performance long, Dawn Tipperary. Yeah, okay, we know it, we
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know it, Diana. Diana,Diana, no, no, no,
no, because I don't have anymore tickets. You know what? Because
why? Because we gave them awaylast week winners? What did they do
to win? Various little jumping throughhoop didties that we had them do?
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Like? What are they true fansor they just because you know what happens,
people become professional contest winners. Ohyeah, oh yeah, they don't
even care about what they're winning.And you know what, those tickets you
gave them are probably being sold onCraigslist right now. No, we weed
those people out, really, becauseI was just on the internet and I
saw that. It was like,ha ha, I want these tickets and
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I don't even like petty and I'mgonna tell them. Diana, Wait a
minute, honey, listen, listen, listen, listen. Guys know this
week your camire out, Diana.I'm not jerking around. We have Chicago
Doobie Brothers tickets that we're going togive away. You don't want to see
his Doobie Brothers. They're not evenbrothers, but their music sucks. I
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hate them. I hate them.Why would I want that? I love
Tom Petty. I grew up withTom Petty. I am the one that
he wrote that song about. Iam. No. I don't want to
talk business. I don't want totell other people's business. But I'm just
saying that. Think about it.Oh, make it last all night?
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Yeah, okay, I did,Diana. I did that for him.
He wants me to see his show. Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
Tom Petty, I'm not saying that, but I'm just saying I need
to be there. He's exploiting me. Now. I love you. I
love you, Diana. No,you don't. You don't know what love
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is. You know what is lovegiving? I know, but I don't
have any tickets to get. Look, honey, he said, you're going
to get some, and I'm honey, just reserve them when they come in.
You know you still have your consciest. You know. I know how
kill concerts. I know they giveyou like seven hundred pairs of tickets.
You know. I go for Ineed something. Bos sister gets someers off
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it and you I can't take itany I can't take that anymore. Oh,
my god, somebody just shoot mein the head right now. All
right, that's what I used toclear my throat out, don't you know?
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Lone Star ninety two five. Whatdo you say we give away some
Deep Purple tickets? Yes, let'sdo it. Did Purple come to town?
That is in August? And ifyou want to go and don't want
to pay the dough, you mustidentify this little mystery voice. Now,
we told you that Martin Maull passedaway at the age of eighty. Well,
this is a clip from nineteen eightywhen Martin Maull was on this guy's
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TV show. Okay, I'm goingto play this clip of these two guys
playing. You tell me who themystery guy is that is playing with Martin
Maull, and I will give youthe tickets to go see Deep Purple.
Okay, did I confuse the situationenough? It's Martin Maull and another actor.
We have to name the other actor. Yes, yes, he's the
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actor and songwriter. You'll get it. You'll use okay two one four are
eight one seven seven eighty seven onenine five. Tell me who this is
with Martin Maull. It's you know, it's beginners. That's real good.
Well it should be good because I'vebeen playing guitar now for fourteen I got
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music coming out. But you knowthe fact is this fool because I'm driving
the school b telling thing tasting Isee in a finger and still I see
you getting warm and right from myget tarking the way my fingers well,
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I hate this s your ding,but it's just the Sol records. Not
to see him pooks fine into nothing. I'm just doing what my agent tells
me. To old club. Iplayed Blueish shall it's past. I played
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Jewish Sam the hundred bucks. I'llplay a tune for you. And still
I see you gave me warming writingand stuff from my get dark and the
way my fingers burn. Well,I hate the dissolution your hoddy. It's
just the song blue record. It'snot out al now we don't mean I
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put in man oh the I hadno complaints. You can't to and just
not geitar what I am, whatI hate. I got no special style
of picket and I'll have the painso you hurt me av in the screen.
Yes, I'm just working for themoney. I'm the fuck and when
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he hits over, I'm gonna packit up and there'll be no people.
I'll just tangle Lord of six Nightshere, don't it's you. I see
you getting warming buddy from my guitarand way my fingers burner dudusion. It's
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just the exalted record here, theexalt the rigors. Is that Martin singing?
Yeah? Yeah, that, yes, okay that on vocals? There
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was Martin Moull on the vocals andsinging back up was another gentleman, very
famous, very famous gentleman. They'reprobably playing again today, Yes they are,
because they've both in him right now. Two one four or eight one
seven seventy eight seven one nine twofive. Tell me who that mystery voice
is singing and playing with Martin Moll? And guy, you get well,
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I saw an ac oh, sothat's that's it. Bone them, show
tell me who is the mystery voicewith Martin Moull. Would that be buck
Owen? Buck Owen? No,No, that's a good good, That
is a good answer. And you'rekind of on the right truck on the
right all right. Boning them,show tell me who that was playing with
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Martin Maull. Sounds like Willie.Willie is still with us, Yes,
Lily is still with bon them,show tell me who that was singing with
Martin Maull, Tom Hall, TomTy Hall. This guy had a TV
show. It was an awesome show, too, awesome show back in the
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seventies. Yeah, yeah, thesixties. He had many hit songs in
the sixties. Yes, yes,he did a couple of them in the
seventies too. He was in oneof my favorite movies of all time with
John Wayne. Oh, there's somereal good hints for you guys. It's
a good hint right there. Thereyou go. Handful of hints today.
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Bon them, show tell me whothat was singing with Martin Mall, Johnny
Gay Wooden, Johnny Cash, bonthem, show tell me who the mystery
voice is with Martin Maull. Ohman, it was he. I can't
knop my going the other guy.No, no, it's not Roy Clark.
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This guy had many jobs and onetime he was alignment for the county.
Yes, hey, there you go. Very colorful if you want to
say, blinged out cowboy. Yeahhe did. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I see what you're getting at.Some of the little glowing little rocks
on it. Okay, now,let's see if that made it any easier,
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and then show tell me who thatwas with Martin Maull. Campbell is
absolutely right. What was his show? The Glenn Campbell Good Time Hours something
like that. It's a variety showand it was awesome. Oh yeah,
yes, very good. Who isthis Johnny Johnny Harre, the guy that
does Elvis. Oh no, that'sJohnny anyway. Oh yeah, that's all
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right. You're doing just fine.Now don't let the spirits are about to
speak day. Hang on just asecond. We got to get some information
from you. We'll hook you upwith Deep Purple. Okay, awesome,
thank you, all right, amusical interlude coming up here on the Bow
and Them Show. And in summertime, and if, like me, you
spent way too much on your vacationor your Fourth of July weekend, then
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Get a little close with that bluecoat, Oh Dallas, what is classic
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rock? Lone Star ninety two five. It's great to be back from vacation.
We all needed the time off,but we're glad we're back here.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,A good to be back in the routine
of things. And tomorrow is AskThis Stuff Day. You guys got to
challenge us with some good questions calledthe Ask of Stuff Hotline two on four
eight six, six eighty six hundredand lee your question there play choose your
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news for Deep Purple tickets. Butnow we told you earlier at the beginning
of the show that today was NationalNo broad Day. Yep, it's true.
Let them flop, girls, Letthem flop, because I got a
song about it. Here's a songfor National No broad Day. Because there's
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different names for you know what,jugs and orbs and darts and cards,
elmer buds and bouncing buddhas, sweaterstretchers, lung protectors, beat jump lellas,
frost detectors, scooty snacks and snakeeyes, dice, jello modes,
(50:45):
and hyden lights. Every day Iprobably use ninety nine words for dudes,
which I've never used any one ofthose, so will not yet anyway.
No humpshy dumplings, hardy boys,double lantes, o to joys, computers,
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shooters, physics tutors, boxy twinsand all commuters, double double u
nds, mrs and PFDs, snowwhite dwarfs, picastos, tubes. Ninety
nine words la boots, gerbers,servers, poly grails, wookie cushions,
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humpback whales, flying saucers, trafficstoppers, super big gulfs, double whoppers,
pillows, billows, dondolulos, softserves, cones and armadillos, pimped
out, popcats and her tubes.Ninety nine words laboots, mitted, ear,
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must warming clothes, strokes, crollsand frontal looks, knockers, honkers,
knicker bonkerswrs and screening, yellow sonkers, panning cannons and mister bigs,
big bad wolves and porky pigs,jogging parkers, saline utes. Ninety nine
words the boots, two point jumpers, bambies, thumpers, rubber baby,
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buggy bumpers, rue, the Vegasky O, Vegas schwag, the showgirls
show in Vegas, congo, bongos, bowling pins, fast pitch, softball
siny swins, their planes. I'mbreast assessed, are true? Were white
(53:00):
up here? Because I'm a well, let's stretching in a little bit,
but there you go. Dallas forsclassic rock lone Star ninety two five.
Walking on the Moon my favorite policesong. That's your favorite police song?
To go bo. That was inmy first wedding. Actually we walked off
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married to walking on really hu,that's groomy reggae right there. That's good
off married on the moon. Alright, well, there you go. Okay.
Hurricane Barrew knocked out power to morethan three million customers in the greater
Houston area yesterday, most of themwith Center Points, which is where they
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get their juice now. Power companiesand city leaders said it would be a
multi day outage for most customers becausethe damage is extensive and very wide spread,
and during this heat wave that wehave in the humidity in hum Oh
god, I'm miserable thinking about thehumidity in Houston. When you said that.
(54:04):
Yeah, uh. Centerpoint said itholps to restore power to a million
customers by the end of the daytomorrow, but customers in the hardest hit
areas could experience extended outages and shouldplan accordingly. Bless their heart. In
other words, we're not real surewhen it's going to be fixed, but
we're working on it. So incase you hadn't heard of, North Texas
couple was among the four people injuredafter encountering a shark on South Padrea Island
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on the fourth of July. Andthis happened near one of my favorite places
on South Padre, the Wana WanaBar and grow I love that. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. The most seriouslyinjured victim said that the shark attacker
while she and her daughter were outpast a sandbar. She says the shark
then followed her to shallow water andher husband fought it off and he got
bit too. From her McAllen hospital, Tabatha Sullivan of Solina recalled her terrifying
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escape from a shark attack in thewaters off South Padrea Island, saying that
the shark bitter left cap off.I saw the picture. Oh oh,
it was bloody. It was amess. Tabitha's husband, Carrie Sullivan,
came to a rescue as the sharkfollowed her into shallow water. He was
punching it trying to get it offer. According to the City of South Padrea
Island. Four people were injured thatday. The city called the situation unprecedented
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and says the last shark bite therehappened five years ago, so what's the
deal with it now. So apparentlythe shark was They said that they'd had
shark sightings because of Hurricane Barrel.They were trying to escape that, and
then there was a bunch of mulletfish off the coast of South Padre and
they were chasing after that bait.Yeah, oh yeah, there you go.
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Your local Walgreens might not be therefor two much longer Greens. It
might be a world with less Walgreenslocations, and it's CEO Tim Wentworth went
to say that the current pharmacy modelis not sustainable. It's being reported that
seventy five percent of the company's storesaccount for one hundred percent of the just
stat operating income. That means aquarter of all locations could be looking at
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closure now. The chain has abouteighty six hundred stores in America. That
means about twenty five percent closure ratewould lead to about two thousand, one
hundred and fifty Walgreen's locations closing.Wentworth said that the company will definitely close
some of its underperforming stores. Layoffsare not anticipated as part of its cutback
plans, which is what they saywhen layoffs are coming. Yeah, so
(56:27):
we understand there's going to be moredeveloping on this story. Well, no,
I guess I got a mail ordermy prescriptions. Now, yes,
we're not planning any layoffs. Don'ttell everybody that we're planning layoffs. Yea.
And then a week later, well, a year after opening, mi
al Wolf Grapevine has a lot tocelebrate, and the arts and entertainment company
is making the milestone with a spectacularmulti day birthday bash beginning Thursday and lasting
(56:53):
through the weekend. You went withyour family to meow Wolf. Yeah,
it's really cool. It's really goYeah, you really should. Birthday Palooza,
an event Mio Wolf Grapevine lovingly callsits grand opening. The sequel will
include the Trash Show on Thursday,where eight designer teams create works of art
(57:13):
from track that's cool. Uh.Birthdays Paloozo will feature a week of festivities,
including Karaoke Night on Friday and youcan't get enough karaoke these days.
The celebration accumulates on Sunday with agrand birthday celebration, which includes a cross
dimensional extravaganza featuring all day activities,live games, and an artist toast.
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I guess here here it's a soand so the only thing that would make
this better is if they allowed catscats. I know, because it's called
wolf and there's no cat there thathas nothing to do with it. I
know. That's why I'm upset.So why is it called me a wolf?
That's what I want to know.Maybe they got a wolf that makes
an noise like a cat. Idon't know. It's an artistic India tell
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me nothing. Man. They welcomedtwo point six million visitors last year.
Yeah, wow, that's really cool. It's not going away. Sachs Fifth
Avenue's parent company has secured a twopoint sixty five billion dollar deal to buy
its rival, Dallas founded Neeman Marcus. Wow, but will they keep the
Neman Marcus name. I don't know. They should call it Needless Marcus what
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it is, That's what you've beencalling it for years. The luxury department
store chains have been negotiating for monthsand had explored combining over the years.
Amazon and Salesforce would be minority shareholdersin the new company, which will be
called SAX Global. Neiman Marcus hadpreviously filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy protection in
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twenty twenty, and came out ofbankruptcy with less debt and new owners later
that year. Neeman Marcus merger withSachs comes after other department stores are struggling.
Lord and Taylor also filed for bankruptcyin twenty twenty closed its stores the
following year. Macy's also recently announcedit's closing one hundred and fifty stores.
That's so sad, you know.It's unclear what the merger means for Neeman's
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Dallas headquarters. Neemon Marcus was foundedin Dallas in nineteen o seven by Herbert
Marcus Senior, his sister Carrie MarcusNeeman, and her husband Al Neeman.
That's where the Nieman Marcus comes from. Final, we'll see, we'll spit
of history right there for North Texas. Yes, sir, and the crew
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of a NASA mission to Mars emergedfrom their craft after a year long voyage
that never left Earth. Yeah whatthe simulator. Four volunteer crew members spent
more than twelve months inside NASA's firstsimulated Mars environment at Johnson Space Center in
Houston coming out of the artificial alienenvironment Saturday around five o'clock. And how
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did they look? I imagine theywas road hard and hung up with pale
mee back hurts. Kelly Haston,Anika salaryu Ross Brockwell, and Nathan Jones
entered the three D printed habitat onJune twenty fifth, twenty twenty three,
as the maiden crew of the SpaceAgency's Crew Health and Performance Exploration Analog Unit.
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They lived and worked inside the spaceof seventeen thousand square feet to simulate
a mission to the red planet,the fourth from the Sun, and frequent
focus of discussion among scientists and scifi fans alike concerning possible voyage taking Hugh
humans beyond our Moon. But don'tyou watch those movies? You know,
the Martians are waiting for us,and they not liking us at all.
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They tried to come down here andtake us over, but that virus killed
them. Oh is that what happened? Yeah? Okay, family didn't see
ward the worlds Okay, okay,that's right. Yeah, I lived my
life through science fiction movie. I'msorry about that. Well. Dallas Fors
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Speaking of Elton John, did you
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hear about his bathroom emergency? Becauseyou know, when mother nature calls,
you gotta listen. You can ignoreher for only so long before your bladder
goes. Hurry up, I've togive away, especially for Elton John.
You know he had prostate cancer.Yes, so they prostag So when he's
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got to go, he's gotta go. We got to pee on it.
He couldn't reach a toilet in time, so he peed in public into a
gatorade bottle. Okay, yellow gatorade, I would hope so lemon gatorade.
If it was blue, it wouldhave turned it green. It wouldn't yellow
brick gatorade. It's it. Uh. It was. In Nice, France,
(01:01:42):
a shop owner claimed that Elton Johnrushed into his sneaker store he sells
a bunch of shoes, asking fora bathroom, saying, blad is about
to bust. He was told thestore didn't have a toilet. What store
does not have a toilet. Theydon't have a toilet for customers is what
he is referring to, even forElton John. Apparently not okay, So
(01:02:05):
Elton grabbed a gatorade bottle from hisbodyguard and peede in it. I'm sure
the bodyguard was asking for a raiseafter that. This was not part of
my job. Well, he didn'thave to hold it. He just had
to give him the gatorade bottle.Oh yeah, Oh, and he gave
him the bottle back. Yeah,get rid of this. Elton turned his
back to the other shoppers for privacy, unzipped his pants, and filled her
(01:02:28):
up. He said he should havechosen a bigger bottle. His bad aim
left a yellow puddle on the floor, on the floor of the shoe store.
Yeah, it dripped, it drilled, it dripped, yeah yeah,
kind of like post nasal drip.This is postpecker drip. I guess guys
struggle a lot with shaking off thoselast few drops. So when you've got
(01:02:51):
your Johnson down into a plastic bottle, I imagine it's more of a bitch
than ever I would imagine, so, especially if the guy whose bottle you're
using that know it. But bodyguardactually did. Despite the embarrassment, he
posed for photos with his two sons, who walked out with new shoes.
So Elton bought some new shoes andthey should have let him use the restroom.
Yeah, is Elton John for God? Yeah, Plus he was gonna
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buy something. The shop owner gotan unforgettable story and a damp handshake from
Elton John. Yeah, he didn'twash his hands after. Oh Bill,
what mona wasn't too damp? Wellhe could have gone over to the water
fountain. Oh they don't have oneof those either. Oh well, ask
us Stuff day tomorrow. Think ofa question and call the Ask This Stuff
(01:03:37):
hotline. Leave it there two one, four eight six six eighty six hundred
and we'll see if we can smartenUist Midgeon and educate you in Iota with
another installmentive did you Know? Aswell as tomorrow's show. Now, make
sure you tune into Jeff K thisafternoon. Not only does JEFFK have sixty
minutes of commercial free classic gronk duringthe four pm hour, but at four
forty he's going to open up thelone Star ticket window and give a wait
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tickets to see the led Zeppelin tributeZOSU at Tannehill's Tavern and Music Hall in
fort Worth, July eighteenth. Thatis this afternoon with JEFFK right here on
Dallas Fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Starninety two five oh no, I don't
start usually thinking about wild until we'rea little closer to the weekend. Of
course, we've been off for allthis time, and here we are back
(01:04:21):
now thinking geez Fridays. How faraway? It's four days away? Four
days away? Sure? Okay,all right, just checking in. Listen,
everybody calm down, because social mediawas swarming like a nest of wasps
over a post on x formerly Twitterof Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott wearing a walking
(01:04:43):
boot on his right foot. Ohyeah, oh, of course, said,
Oh my god, there goes ourseason. It shows Prescott and his
girlfriend walking on a dock while onvacation in Cobbos Send Lucas. But apparently
we shouldn't fret it too much.According to NFL insider Ian Rappaport, Prescott
is dealing with a very minor footsprain and is wearing the boot to protect
(01:05:04):
it. In fact, that supposedlyremoved it yesterday. Good, So everybody
just calmed down. Of course we'rescared though, well, yeah, because
you may remember back in twenty twentyhe broke his right ankle. Oh yeah,
I had to undergo surgery and costus the rest of the season.
But he says, it's the sameankle, same issues he's been dealing with,
(01:05:24):
so not to worry, all right, Just be careful where you walking.
Don't be stepping in any gopher holesor anything, because we're gonna need
you. Which makes me think footballseason's right around the court. Serious.
Can you smell it? Yes,Noboddy? Yeah. Hey, we've got
some time wasters up on the Bowand Them show page at lone star ninety
two to five dot com. Somegood stuff this week. It's been a
(01:05:46):
good week for ACDC Bow as theRecording Industry Association of America has certified their
nineteen eighty album Back in Black twentysix times platinum. Yeah, isn't that
awesome? It ties for the thirdbiggest selling album in the US with the
Eagles Hotel California. Top two albumsare the Eagles their Greatest Tits nineteen seventy
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one to nineteen seventy five at thirtyeight million, Michael Jackson's Thriller at thirty
four million. Now. Back inBlack is ec DC's first album with singer
Brian Johnson, who they hired afterthe nineteen seventy nine death of Bond Scott,
who you mentioned it was his birthday, right, Yes, he would
have been seventy six today. Yes, yes, Well here's Angus Young talking
(01:06:32):
about the early stages of songs thatwould make it onto Back in Black.
Malcolm had a couple of ideas,you know, especially the Back in Black
riffs the title track, and I'dbeen fiddling around with little bits that you
shook me. So, you know, there was a few of the IDs
that we had in place, soit had sort of started, you know,
the inspirational stage, you know,especially Back in Black. I mean,
(01:06:55):
Malcolm had these riffs he said hecouldn't get out of his head,
so he had him on tape.He bite them to me and he said,
what do you think can I forit? Hey? You know they're
great. Yeah, I can't getthem out of my head either. Man.
That album is awesome. Yeah.So read the whole story up on
our page. And Stevie Nicks hashad to postpone her show that was Separate
today in Manchester, England. Idon't know if you've heard about this,
(01:07:16):
but the singer suffered a leg injuryand had to have minor surgery for this
leg injury. We've got that storyup also. Stevie Nick's a standback video
that you can check out and information. Mattel has re released a limited number
of its Stevie Nicks barbies. Isaw one of those. Yes, they
look just like her, don't they. Yeah, they do. Sometimes they
(01:07:38):
don't do a good job. Yeah, Sometimes they say who's not supposed to
be again? No, you cantell it's Stevie. Did they come with
a little bag of cocaine? Yeah, that sold separately, separate, Yeah,
for a couple of thousand dollars,like you on your own job.
Hey. A seventy five year oldwoman was reportedly scammed out of over one
(01:07:59):
hundred and twenty thousand dollars by someoneimpersonating my love Steve Perry Steve Perry Now.
She responded to a Facebook message inJanuary from the Steve Perry impersonator who
had a business opportunity and said thathe needed a woman in his life,
which would have hooked me right.Oh well, yeah, like Perry,
(01:08:21):
women bust down his door exactly.So police are currently working to track down
this impersonator. We have that storyup and Deep Purple has released their newest
track. It's called Lazy Sad.This is the third song off their upcoming
album Equals One, which will beout July nineteenth. If you want to
hear Lazy sawd, we've got thatup on our page, and the story
(01:08:44):
behind it is apparently they asked Ian, the lead singer, the front man
for Deep Purple, of why henamed the song lazy Sad. Well,
he was asked how many songs hehad written. He said, I think
around five hundred. They were like, well, Dolly Parton wrote five thousand,
and he goes, I'm a lazysod. Yeah, that's how the
song came about. And my breastsstart't near is nice. And finally,
(01:09:09):
Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebookor Meta or whatever you want to call
it these days, he broke theInternet over the Fourth of July weekend because
he posted a video of him surfing, waving an American flag and drinking a
beer. We've got that video upon the Bone and them show page at
lone start ninety two to five dotcom. I like that dirty for dirty.
Though, you do me some dirty, I'll do you some dirty.
(01:09:32):
No, I'm not speaking to PaulRodgers about that. No, no,
no, no, no, no, I know, I do you understand.
I see how you roll? Yeah, and I still roll down hill.
I can always do well. Thanksfor tuning in today. Hope you
enjoyed our little trip through memory lane. Near on a toybox. Tuesday tomorrow
(01:09:53):
ask a stuff Day. So ifyou got a question, call, he
asked the stuff outline. Do onefour eight six, six eighty six hundred.
Leave you a question there, we'llanswer it on the air and we
will play choose your news for deeppurple and yes, tickets would be awesome.
No theme, by the way,No theme, nope, nope,
no, you're gonna have it.Wait until a week from tomorrow before I
(01:10:14):
get a theme better. I don'tknow if it's harder with a theme or
without a theme. Hmmm, Idon't know. I try to make it
as difficult as I can with orwithout. All I know is that you
should have written for the Weekly WorldNews. You come up with the best
stories. Yeah. Yeah, Idon't want to take that company over.
Uh, it's already taken over.It's out of business. Yes, Oh
(01:10:35):
yeah, okay. Weekly World Newswent belly up a while ago, but
you can still get the headlines online. Yeah, and it survives here on
this very show thanks to bo Rock. Yes it does well, people say
they liked it. Guess whether they'replaying or not. You know, they
just want to guess. And ifyou guess right, then you say,
hey, where's my tickets? Wellyou should have called in. I like
(01:10:57):
the theme weeks better because it's onemore little hints that we get at what
the heck you're trying to get usto get again? You're gonna have to
wait until a week from tomorrow becausethere's no theme on tomorrow on my calendar.
Okay, you keep it with itbecause I forget. Okay, up
next is our after show decompression session, and we'll see you on tomorrow for
(01:11:18):
ask us Stuff Day. I keepit between the ditches. Bye,
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