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Well, let's start out fun withmusic day with a little ditty, shall
we? Let's do it here wego. I stumbled in the night,
couldn't see a thing, tip toeingaround, hoping not to bring my foot
down on a mess. A surprise, so stark trying to find a toilet?
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Who been in the dark? Pumpinginto furniture? What a funny sighting
tripping over tables? Oh what adelight. I'm feeling for the walls as
I walk down the hall. Don'twant to hoop my pants and fall?
Who've been in the dark? It'sa risky game. Who just hooped my
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pants? But it's not the same. Don't forget too? Ay? Better
than that? Who been in thedark? Where the hell that I just
shot through? I cannot find it? Step right in my poop? This
is not right. I wish Ihad some like my toilet is a mess?
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How do I get it on mychest? I don't know what to
do now, I'm kind of forfit in the dark. It's a risky
game. Just pop my pants,but it's not the same. Don't forget
to aid in the night? Wherethe hell I just shine? Yay?
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You gotta line it up right?I can't give you adult that could be
a disaster. A disaster. Pardonman, I see what you did?
Yeah, and you Yeah, Iwish you hadn't in the dark. It's
so risky game. Just boot mypants. But it's not the same.
Don't forget s all right, thereyou go a little start the morning.
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I feel better. Yeah, wellyou should have you ever had a disaster
like that? No? Neither.I usually my aim is pretty good.
Good for you. I love poopingin the dark. It's very peaceful,
calming, yes, But wiping inthe dark you can't tell when you're finishing.
Yeah, I mean you gotta likego off the radar enough enough.
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You can't tell when you should pull. Never mind that, we get it
all right, Okay, there's peopleon the Facebook livestream going, oh,
it's too early. Well it's stilldark. It is a good point.
Oh god, the lights, folks. At least we're closer to Friday.
Yeah, today is Thursday, whichmeans is fun with music day. Got
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a good mash up for you ina couple of other ditties, probably even
stupider than that one that you justheard. Cool, Now, how are
we gonna give away those deep purpletickets since it's fun with music day.
Well today you're gonna sometimes we doa theme to a movie. Yeah,
sometimes to a TV show. Well, we're going with TV show. But
it's a game show. Okay,it is a game show. I got
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the music of a game show,good hand game shows, and you tell
me what the game is and I'llgive you the deep purple ticket. That's
awesome. Yeah, it's it's alittle easy for some but not for others
because the show's been around forever.It started in seventy six, nineteen seventy
six, eighteen seventy six before therewas television, seventeen seventy six with George
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Washington. I'll explain that a littlebit later on today. Drum and fife
in the background. Guess what todayis? Free Slurpy Day? Oh?
Yes. Seven eleven July eleven orseven eleven is the unofficial holiday and the
birthday of seven eleven Store, andis known as Free Slurpeye Day or seven
eleven Day. What's your's favorite flavor? I don't know. I locked the
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red in the blue. I'm noteven like Coca cola and the cherry.
Yes, good choice, sometimes mixedtogether. If you stop in between seven
and eleven. That's seven am elevenpm. You can receive a free small
slurpe in case you forgot or didn'tknow in the first place. The very
first seven eleven was on Edgefield inOak Cliffs. Used to go there all
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the time. It's Boulder's Day,What excuse me. It's about a guy
named Thomas Boulder who was born onthis date in seventeen fifty four. He
is known for his censorship of books. He'd be real proud of some of
the school districts around here. Ohyeah, since they know what students should
and should not read for their owngood. He gets his own day.
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Yes, he gets his own day. I don't know why. National Blueberry
muffin Day. Oh yeah, scarfthing down. It's also International Essential Oils
Day Essential oil lavender. It playsa tribute to a guy named Dee Gary
Young, the founder of Young LivingEssential Oils, on the anniversary of his
birth. Although more research is needed. There used to treat stress and anxiety,
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combat headaches and migraines, and promotesleep and tackle insomnia. And I
don't know if it's all in myhead, but they they work good.
Okay, they do as long asthey were National Moheedo Day. It's one
of the most popular cocktails in theworld, made with Cuban rum, lime
juice, sugar, mit sprigs andsoda. Gotta muddle them men yet yet?
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Uh? World Population Day? Thatincludes you and me and everybody we
know and men's National Swimming Pool Day. Let's go. Well it is summer,
yes, and it's gonna be anotherhot one today. I know I
don't pee in the pool, comeon, don't do that. Yeah?
Or poop in the pool, yeah, don't do that. Poop in the
dark, but don't poop in thedark in the pool, or fee in
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the pool in the dark. Itreminds me of that scene in Caddyshack with
Bill Murray in the baby roof.Dudey and it's all American Pet Photo Days.
Dogs and cats are the most popularpets to photo, but those who
had fish, hamsters, gidda pigs, turtles, lizards, and other pets
can also participate. After pictures ofyour pet has taken sometimes you share them
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online. Just do your pet afavor and don't put a stupid hat on
them or dress them up in somethingridiculous at meet seeing like something you here
Jasper put on this sailor's hat andI'll take a picture of it. Did
I sell you the picture of himwith his little birthday hat? Yes,
yes, that's what made me thinkof him birthday hat. Yeah, I
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was aiming at you with that one. All right, to look at Sports
of all sorts coming up next,and then we've got the freaking pool file
and then it'll be mash up time, you guys. So let's get ready
to kick it off the new artMorning Matt crack o Bop. All right,
are we ready for the onslaugh ofthe senses? Let's do it?
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Well, ready, you're not here? Come showtime Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five. All right, you guys, get ready because it's
time for Sports of all sports,brought to you by the will Height Law
Firm. Injury lawyers. Go towill heightwins dot com. Okay, I'm
really trying to care about this.I am Jefferson Lerma headed in a goal
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off a corner kick to send Columbiato the Copa America final against Argentina with
a win over Uruguay. You knowwhen the US is out of it and
casual, I'm not even really casual. Yeah, this is the team that
will go up against Argentina and yourson Clayton loves Archiba. Oh yeah good.
Lerma's score was the only goal inColombia's exciting, thrilling one to nothing
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semi final win over Uruguay. Columbiaplayed the entire second half one man down
after Daniel Munnios was set off witha red card for an aggressive shove on
an opposing player in the first half. Oh look at him playing, Uh
huh. Well. Columbia heads tothe Copra America Final for just the third
time in the tournament's history. Thenation's last title in the tournament came in
two thousand and one, which wasthe last time Columbia reached the finals.
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Columbia will face Argentina. Argentina.They gonna face Argentina Forana coming out,
didn't Columbia's boards are gonna face inArgentina. Board. That's how people talk
in Argentina. That's right by God. Led by Lionel Messi in Miami on
Sunday, So there you go.Well, Rangers fans were cursing the Angels
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last night. A Los Angeles Angelsended the Rangers season best five game winning
streak with a seven to two victorylast night. The Rangers now get ready
to face the Astros in Houston tomorrownight. The Astros, by the way,
on an eight game home win streak. Are you ready for the MLB
All Star Week? What better wayto kick things off than to watch the
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iconic Budweiser Clydesdale's deliver beer to multiplebars in the historic Fort Worth stock Clinsdales
Stockyards. Yes, normally we haveto wait until the State Fair Texas to
see these Clydesdales. Tomorrow, thefamous Clydesdales will gallop along the stockyards,
delivering beer to iconic venues such asCowtown Coliseum and to Billy Bob's. This
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kickoff to All Stark Week fextivities willbegin at ten thirty tomorrow morning and last
until twelve fifty. Of course,we're all excited because All Star Week is
taking place here in North Texas inArlington. Yeah. According to a release
from a brand spokesperson, Budweiser isthe Major League Baseball's longest tenured sponsor and
this event serves as a way toengage with baseball fans as they come together
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to celebrate the league's best athletes.And speaking of the league's best athletes,
Yeah, Texas Rangers A Dallas Garcia'sgot himself a special gig on Monday night.
As part of all the festivities,He's going to represent the host Texas
Rangers in Monday Night's Home Run Derby. Right dollars on the case the Globelife
Field in Arlington Monday Night. Garciawas knocked out by Tampa Bay's Randy arrows
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Arena last year in the first roundat Seattle's Tea Mobile Park. Two Rangers
have won the derby. Ruben Sierraand Cincinnati's Eric Davis were co winners in
nineteen eighty nine at Anaheim Stadium.One Gonzalez won in ninety three at Baltimore's
Camden Yards, and the New YorkMets. Pete Alonso will participate in his
fifth straight Home Run Derby, tryingto win for the third time. Would
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you know Adalas is the only playerin the derby who wasn't selected to the
All Star Game? Really? Yeah, everybody else is going to be participating
Tuesday night in the All Star Gameexcept for A Dallas. Well, he's
in the Home Run Derby. Iguess that's good. Enough. Yeah,
but it's kind of sad for theRangers. Well. Speaking of baseball,
police and the FBI are working tofind the people who stole two million dollars
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worth of vintage baseball cards on Sunday, listen man baseball trading cards. They're
worth a lot of money. Thecards were stolen from the Dallas Card Show
include a rare Jackie Robinson and MickeyMantle card. Yea. Now, the
owner is offering a seventy thousand dollarsreward for information that helps bring the cards
back. Video from the convention centershows these three guys distracting a vendor,
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showing him stuff on their phone.Oh look at this, Look at this.
Meanwhile, a fourth guy who isacting like he was working at the
event. He was moving chairs andstacking tables. He then grabbed a case
of the cars and took off outthe door. Trading cards have become big
business in recent years. The DallasFBI is assisting Alan police with the investigation
because it's considered a federal crime becausethey're worth so much money. Yeah,
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but wouldn't it be easy to trackthese people down because if they try to
sell them, they yeah, knowthat those were the cards that were stolen.
Those guys are gonna sit on themfor a year at least before something
like this happens. Anyone with informationwho might have done it or asked to
reach out for anyone with a videoof the event to share it with Alan
police on the off chance that theycaught a glimpse of one of the suspects.
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The US men's basketball team has madea roster change. Los Angeles Clippers
forward Kawie Leonard won't play in theParis Olympics and Boston Celtics guard Derek White
will replace him. The thirty threeyear old Leonard has battled through various injuries
over the past several years. Hehad played sixty games or fewer and four
straight seasons before suiting up for sixtyeight contests in twenty twenty three twenty four,
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but he missed the Clippers' final threeplayoff games due to right knee inflammation.
And I'm sure the Clippers are happythat he won't be part of the
Olympics this yeah, so he canrest up. Kind of like we are
happy that Luca won't be taking yourguard. Plavnia has already lost, so
Luca can go ahead and heal andrest up, baby, off your feet,
heel up them ankles. For USAbasketball and to continue the road to
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the Paris Olympics has started win awin. Anthony Davis scored thirteen points.
Stephen Curry added twelve. The USopened up its tune up schedule for the
Paris Games by topping Canada eighty sixto seventy two last night. Sorry Sorry
Canada. Sorry. Drew Holliday alsoscored eleven points. Anthony Davis finished with
ten for the US, which hasfour more exhibition games before getting to the
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Olympics. In Perry. The USplays Australia in Abu Dhabi, United Arab
Emirates on Monday. Hmm, soundlike fun, but then again there is
scandal. La Bruin. The competitiveeating world has been rocked by a hard
to swallow claims that a contender itthis year's Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest
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cheated to quote beef up his score. How do you cheat? His name
is Nick Wendy. He is ahusband of the women's division champions Mickey Pudoka.
They're married. He is being accusedof sleight of hand trickery during the
Fourth of July contest in order toinflate his tally of eating hot dogs and
falsely place himself among the sports Elitecontender so they didn't all go in his
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mind. New on the day ofthe competition, winry score was the respectable
forty six hot dogs when they calledit out at Coney Island, good enough
for a fourth place finish, butthat figure later jumped to fifty one on
the official Major League Eating Results.Be gus, they gave him credit for
five full hot dogs more than heactually was served during the competition. Okay,
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Eater scores are tabulated based on thenumber of empty plates stacked in front
of their spot in the allotted timehas concluded, every plate in the competition's
table starts out loaded with five hotdogs, so each plate left behind counts
for five dogs eaten, as thejudges determined the participant scores. Well,
Apparently this guy had been accused ofstealing plates from another competitor's stack and putting
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them in his own place instead toraise his score to above fifty. What
a cheater eater? A cheater eater? Good water, good water? All
right, you get ready to eating? Well, so they say it is
kind of but cheating and eating.That's a different score, all right,
Creaking full File. Next on theball of them all Dallas Horse Classic Rock
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Alone Star ninety two to five.Get ready because it's gonna be mack up
time real soon. But right now, it's time for the freaking fool file.
Okay, a man with a literalpant load of snakes tried to sneak
them past airport security in China.Snakes in your pants? Why would you
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do that? Well, let melet me tell you why. The unidentified
man reportedly had more than one hundredlive serpents stashed in his pants as he
tried to smuggle them into the country, saying that he had nothing to declare.
Yeah whatever. However, custom officialsgot a little suspicious when they noticed
his pants he was wearing kept moving, and also discovered that his pants contained
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several drawstring canvas bags that turned outto be filled with milk and corn snakes,
so they weren't poisonous. But there'sstill snakes, one hundred of them.
Okay, I know you're thinking rightnow, is that snakes in your
pants? Or are you happy tothere you go? The snakes ended up
being confiscated and the man was hitwith one year of probation and a five
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thousand dollars fine. Why did hedo it? The guy said he wanted
to start his own snake farm inhis pants. Fans, y'all want to
look at the snake. Look atthe pants right here, snake pants,
Hey, listen to this story.In Washington, d C. Two women
have been charged with the murder ofa fifty three year old man who was
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reportedly their sugar daddy. Oh Copsalleged that twenty two year old Tip Taylor
Gray a nineteen year old Audrey Millerhit Facile Techlemerium over the head with a
blunt object and then stabbed him severaltimes, killing him. As an added
bonus, they reportedly cut off histhumb and used his thumbprint to access his
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accounts and then spend his money onUber ride shares, marijuana, and alcohol.
One of the women kept this severedthumb in her purse before going on
shopping sprees. What do you dowhen you go to the street, You
take out the thumb and youse somuch security to go by thumb prints?
Yes, yes, yes, butthat's gross. A witness referred to the
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man as the two women's sugar daddy, but cops have yet to verify that
the term was appropriate for their relationship. A police affidavit notes that his family
tried calling him for several days,and when they could not reach him,
they contacted police. The victim's phonehad repeatedly gone to voicemail because of course
he was dead and didn't answered thephone. She can't answer the phone when
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you did. And he was missinga thumb. Now, why would you
treat a sugar daddy like that?Because that would be the end of your
sugar you know. Well that's true, But maybe all they wanted was his
thumb. No, okay, I'lltell you what. Why don't you cut
his thumb off and we'll use thatin security and he's still a sugar daddy.
Yeah, we'll get all the moneywe can. All right. This
story sounds like it would come straightfrom Florida, but actually we're traveling to
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Scranton, Pennsylvania, for stories ofa prosecutor and their office charging a Pennsylvania
man who works as a party clownwith attempting to moonlight as a jigglow a
party clown, twenty eight year oldFrancis Buie. If Scranton was named in
a complaint accusing him of promoting prostitution. Bu is known professionally as the Amazing
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Franco, The Amazing Franco and hasperformed across the country, state fairs,
He's performed at schools, even howgross. Now he's accused of using his
little Franco to make some extra moneybanging lonely and horny folks and investigators monitoring
online posts offering escort services in theScranton area discovered an ad offering sexual services
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by a mail later identified as Biwho included his phone number, and it
caught the attention of the undercover cops. So in a subsequent text exchange with
undercovers, the suspect allegedly offered toperform raw dogging you guys, Yeah,
dog sex without a con dog.Yeah, he performed. He said,
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Hey, well raw dog it's onehundred bucks an hour. So the undercover
cops said okay, and agreed tothe price, arranged to rendezvous and they
cuffed him and stuffed and when weshowed up at the hotel, he was
arrested and during police questioning, wereportedly claimed this was his first time ever
prostituting whatever. No report on whetheror not he was hooking while in full
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clown makeup. But I can imaginea lot of people are getting a little
randy at the thought of that rightnow. You know what, I've always
wanted to bang a clown. Theydo have big shoes, and you know
what. Here's a British millionaire andpro golfer named Francis McGirk. He narrowly
avoided jail time for reportedly setting fireto his own house just so his wife
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couldn't have it in the divorce.Yeah. The fifty year old golf pro
was accused of setting fire to theone point four million dollar house in Sandwich,
Kent last year just to piss offhis wife. Knowing that there was
no one home, McGirk entered hishouse that he owned with his soon to
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be ex wife Sarah. Then hesnapped the keys off inside the locks before
texting her to let her know thathe was about to set the place on
fire and she better get to stepin over there if she wanted to save
any of her belongings, because hewas fixing to burn them all up.
It was only thanks to the neighborscalling emergency services that the house suffered only
minor damage. Firefighters managed to stopthe flames before they engulf the whole place,
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and also managed to save Dolly,the family dog. Oh thank god.
How much must he hate her towant to do that? Yeah,
to burn his own house set soshe can't have it. Although the judge
was convinced that McGirt set the familyhouse on fire out of spite for his
wife, he gave him a break, awarding him a suspended two year sentence,
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but also warned him that any offenseduring this period would certainly land him
in prison. You think the judgelike feels sorry for him? Is that
why he gave him such a lightsense. Well, maybe the judge has
been divorced before and understood the wholeYeah, and this is dumb. At
least five Sri Lankan fishermen have tragicallydied and three more in critical condition after
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drinking the mysterious contents of bottles foundfloating in the open sea. It's unclear
how many of these mystery bottles werefound floating in the ocean, but they
contained some sort of alcohol, Sowithout knowing exactly what was in the bottles,
the sailor just owed them up andchugged them down. Yeah. Don't
do that. What's in that bottle? I don't know, but let's drink
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it. At least five of thefishermen have died, in three more in
critical condition. Unfortunately, the crewis believed to have shared the mysterious bottles
with other fishing boats who floated by. Look what we found. Well.
The tragic incident prompted protests in thecoastal town of Tangali, where the families
of the dead sailors brain these SriLankan Department of Fisheries and Aquatic Resources for
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the incident and those of the otherfishermen call for them to be brought back
to land to get proper treatment.Meanwhile, Sri Lankan authorities have been scrambling
to prevent further desks due to thesemysterious bottles. Now, most people on
a boat who saw bottles of liquidfloating in the ocean would think twice about
opening up and drinking what's inside,not knowing what's inside exactly. Well,
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here's some bottles. I wonder whatthat liquid is. Drink it. Let's
drink it. That's how they talking. Free Lanka, that's right. Where
are you from? Three lanky?My way of course of Canna. Yeah,
I'm rotten here of course, Cannonfree, Lanky, Texas free,
Liancon here. I got something inthis bottle I found. You don't drink
it? All right? Does thissmell funny to you? Yeah? Does
this smell like it's turned? No? I don't feel so good? All
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right? Mash up time coming upon the Bow of Them show. I
want to score Deep Purple tickets.Well, we have them for you next
hour. It's Fun with Music Day, So you guess the TV game show
theme song and you can win thosetickets to see Deep Purple. And yes,
they're coming to Dicky's Arena and FortWorth Monday, August nineteenth. That's
coming up at seven point fifty righthere on the Bow and Them Show on
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Dallas Fort Worth's classic rock lone Starninety two five. You know, it
sounds like Ryan Johnston's bro is gonnaexplode when he's singing that song. Seriously,
Steven Tyler blew his out. Youwould think Iron would have those same
kind of threats. I don't know, but let's mash that song up.
And I know what you're thinking.You're thinking, oh my god, he's
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going to mash it up with somegod awful disco song from the Village People
or Donna Summer. No no,no, no, no, no no.
What are you going to mash itup with? Let's mash it up
with Van Halo. I like oneasier to digest. Yeah, you just
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like I told you. It couldhave been a lot worse. I don't
like it. It's awesome, youknow. I'm play the Booing Them show
Dalla's Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo five. You know us in radio,
we hear that song a little different, you know what I'm saying.
Oh yeah, all right, waita minute, let me okay, he's
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got something for us here on Funwith Music Day, it's always a tree.
Here we go, Here we go. I had the wrong button push.
Now I got the right button pushOkay. In the sign said I've
seen morning DJs need not reply.So I sucked my tongue up into my
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cheek and I went in to askhim what he said, You sound like
a fine I'm standing to DJ.I said, that's true. So I
opened the mice, said I'll seewhat I like. Hello world, you
Oh fin fines, say fuck itout. I'm saying, he say it
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and go say this don't say thatfor your gad Now, Hey there,
listeners, can't you see I'm stuckwith using words like dology, I can't
say bitch, and heaven knows,I can't tell you this song. The
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fine said, I gotta stop talkingabout boobs and Peter's siest fines. Fine
cut out. I'm saying any samnesay this, don't say that oil cay
fines fine cee. With apologies toTesla and the five man electrical band who
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originally did that song back in theday. That was worth the way,
sure it was fell feel something onthis control board, Get put a new
one. We can't say bitch saidyou just did. There's there's a lot
you can and can't say, butI ain't paying no fine. Oh guess
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who's on the phone, New York? Kenny, Hey, Kenny, Hey,
did you guys see that baby dogburnt down and fought worked yesterday?
Oh? Yeah, I got thatbarbecue Bob is unconsolable. Do you think
the fought were fire apartments showed upwith their hoses fully charged for that one?
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I would think so, and witha fistfull of dollar bills, I
would imagine. And then when theroof fell in the place became topless.
I see what he did there thelast one. Why did the folk were
a fire apartment bring a ladder tothe party? Why because the drinks were
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on the house? Killing always beextended. He always has a way of
looking at stuff. Yes, yes, baby dog in fort Worth has binted
down. Firefighters from Euless and fortWorth worked together to extinguish the fire at
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the Gentleman's Club on Feigner Market Roadone fifty seven. Don't pretend like you
don't know where it is now.The building appears to be a total loss,
with one wall and the roof collapsed. But there is nobody there at
the time. No, there wasnobody there at the time, and the
main stage is still there, butI ain't gonna have no dances on it.
The cause of the fire has notbeen determined and no injuries are reported.
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The club is located along FM onefifty seven, along a narrow strip
of fort Worth that separates Arlington fromUlis. Matt the cat was inconsolable yesterday,
Yes he was. And barbecue Bob'sout there laying in a fetal position
on the couch in the lobby becausehe can't handle for all the money he
spent one dollar at a time.Just go to the Dallas Baby Dolls for
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a while. I'm just singing,but I guess he lives closer to the
one and okay, you want todrive, Well, it is what it
is. Okay. Here's a Chineseman who recently set a new Guinness record
for the longest time to spit waterout of his mouth continuously without stopping like
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a water gun. Yes, hedid that for five minutes and fifty two
seconds. Oh is that possible?Well? Waters sprouting is a fairly old
trick that dates back to the seventeenthcentury. They used to do it for
money. Okay. It involves drinkinga large amount of water and then puking
it back up using muscle control.Only a very few people can do it,
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but none nearly as impressive as thirtyfive year old Mahui, Chinese man
who recently set a new Guinness Worldrecord for the longest time spitting water from
his mouth without stopping proper last name. Yeah. To say that he's match
the previous record would be a grossunderstatement, considering that he managed to spit
water from his mouth for nearly sixminutes without stopping while the previous record holder,
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Ethiopia's ker U Boat Little Ma,had managed to do it for only
fifty seven seconds. Oh is thatall? Do you discover that you have
this talent? I wonder? Andhow do you practice? Yes? You
know? Five minutes and fifty twoseconds? Looey. I don't know about
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you, but I want to getmy puk and done in half that time
to another installment? Did you know? Coming up on the bowl and them
show boom start ninety two to five? You know who? That song reminds
me of Courtney Love. He justturned sixty years old this week, and
I got a song about Kurd lovedher and she loved him. He ended
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up mom in himself and things lovedfor him. Her career took off the
day he died. This band theycalled Ho can't sing the same their lives.
I've seen the the dead and thecase. One thing's for sure.
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We love stay lovestaks, Yeah,yeah, love, she says, yeah
yeah. She stays all steaks,yeah yeah, stacks stick yeah, Pale
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and slim with bloodshot eyes. Lord'sgonna push you, yes she is.
She'll keep your hide. She's gotsome gold. But tell Lis mom,
we loves. It's high, it'sbad, that's all. I don't care
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what's skill or rolling stone. ThingI can say God, love steaks,
love steaks yea love steady she steaks. Yeah she stays a steaks Yeah old
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stay steak. Yay love steak,love staks yay love stay she stays locks
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yeah yeah, yeah, Okay,that is all right. Time for the
educational part of the show. Listenand learn. It's time for did you
know? Here's some facts? Here'sone from the Animal Kingdom. Okay,
did you know when a male penguinfalls in love with a female penguin,
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he searches the entire beach to findthe perfect pebble to give to her as
a gift. Yes, I rememberthat from the animated movie. Yes,
human women have to have a diamond. Well, it's a different type of
rock. Okay. Did you know, speaking of women, whenever a pregnant
woman suffers from organ damage like aheart attack, the fetus sends stem cells
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to the organ to help it repair. That's mighty nice of them. Cool.
Yeah, then the kid will driveyou crazy. It wasn't born,
did you know? And I don'tknow how they know? This A bolt
of lightning is six times hotter thanthe surface of the sun. How the
hell do they know that? I'dlike to know. Did you know having
bride'smaids in a wedding wasn't originally formoral support? The bridemaids was intended to
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confuse evil spirits who wished to harmthe bride, and the best man stood
by the groom in case someone triedto kidnap the bride, he would kill
them. Yeah, that's right,that's fascinating. Did you know in the
movie Silence of the Lambs, HannibalLecter played by Anthony Hopkins, Yeah,
he never blinks. I've watched thatmovie over and over and I think he
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only blinks one time. One ofthe inspirations that he borrowed for his interpretation
of Lecter was from a friend inLondon who never blinked, and everybody was
ner of us every time he wasaround, Like, yeah, that's kind
of creepy. Yeah, don't everblink. Hey. Did you know nearly
all boys grow at least as tallas their mothers. Did you know Martin
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Van Buren was the first president tobe a true United States citizen. Oh,
he was born in the United Stateswhen it was the United States.
All previous rest presidents were born asBritish subject. Did you know? Former
Canadian Prime Minister Paul Hellier still believesthat there are at least four species of
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aliens that had been visiting Earth forthousands of years, and they are concerned
for our use of nuclear weapons.Did this guy see the day the Earth
stood still one too many times?Right? Right? I think he did.
He's partaking of edibles? Maybe that'sit both. Did you know in
most advertisements in print, including newspapers, the time displayed on the watch is
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always ten ten? Why because thearms framed the brand of the watch.
That's right now, you know?Did you know? Hang On Sloopy is
the official rock song of Ohio.Ohio is the only state to have an
official rock song. Burt Burns andWest Ferrell co wrote the song, which
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became a major hit for the bandThe McCoys in nineteen sixty five, and
the McCoys were originally from Dayton,Ohio. I want an official rock song
of Texas? This? Yeah,yeah, we need that? And did
you know? In nineteen fifty six, for a bet, while he was
drunk, Thomas Fitzpatrick stole a smallplane from New Jersey and landed it perfectly
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on a narrow Manhattan street in frontof the bar he'd been drinking at.
Then two years later he was tellingthe story and a man at the bar
didn't believe it, so he didthe same thing again. He bet him
one hundred dollars and said, allright, land the plane out there.
You ain't going to When the planelanded out in front of the bar again,
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the guy had to fork over onehundred bus that's crazy. Get ready,
we got Deep Purple tickets coming upnext on the Ball and Them show
Dallas fors Classic rocke lone Star ninetytwo five is all right now? It
was kind of shaky at first.It was it's all right now, Okay,
we have tickets to go see DeepPurple. They're coming in August to
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Dickey's Arenas where they're playing nineteenth.In fact, I think we're supposed to
have Ian Gillen of Deep Purple onnext week. So Amazing wants to promote
the show, don't you know?So since it's fun with music Day.
In order to give away these tickets, sometimes I do a movie theme,
sometimes I do a TV theme.This is a TV game show theme.
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This game show actually started out asa radio show in the nineteen fifties,
okay, but the TV show cameout debut dude in nineteen seventy six.
This is a little curveball for you. Two one four or eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine two five. Tell me the name of this TV
game show and you get deep purpletickets. Both of you have this blank
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look on your face. Totally.They have an idream reminds me of I
dream of Genie. It kind ofdoes. Okay, No, no,
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that's not. That's not don't seeif anybody knows bo and them show boning
them show, tell me what gameshow that is? Double bear? No,
it's not double Bear. I thoughtabout using that one, actually going
them show what TV game show isthat? Euh, what TV game show
is that? For deep purple tickets? What is it that is? Let's
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make it beer. No, let'smake a deal. I'm gonna give you
a hand here, I say,boing them show, tell me what TV
game show that is. I'm gonnatake against go and say Who's who's telling
the truth? No, no,to tell the truth, tell the truth.
This game show is still on theair today, still on the air
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on the air today in a differentform, but it's still on the air.
And it started as a radio showin the fifties. Yes it did,
Yes it did. Okay, that'swhat gets me because I don't remember
the radio shows, is it?That's what? No, it's not not
that one, Hannah boning them?Show tell me what game show that is
that's still on the air today.Oh, what's my line? What's my
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line? No? What's my line'smy guest? Bone? Then show tell
me what TV game show that is? No? Hold on, let me
give you another hand here. Okay, all right, see if you can
name that TV show? Can youname that TV show theme? Now?
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You got it? And somebody fromNorth Texas hosts or used to host this?
Oh yeah, Bone, Then showtell me what game show theme that
is? No, it's not family. Name that game show? Bon them
show name that TV game show theme? No, bon and them show name
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that TV show? What is it? Would be right? No, it's
not the price is right. I'mtrying to give you a hin. Name
that TV show. Name that TVshow it's on the air still today.
Yes, go then Bone, thenshow name that TV show? What is
it? I don't know I'm tryingto halfway tell you boning them, show
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name that TV show? No,No, how many times can you say
name that is in the title theTV show? All right, you'll get
it. Now, come on now, boning them show name that TV show?
Name that now. It's hosted byJane Krackous what's her name? Krakowski?
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I like tose anyway. And RandyJackson. All right, who is
this? Dennis? Hey, oldDennis. We're gonna hook you up with
deep purple tikes. Alight, thankyou, my man? Did it?
I see, I'm trying to practicallytell you the answer. Yeah, but
the theme song that you're playing isnot the current No, no, this
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was seventies. This was from thenineteen eighty four. So okay, all
right, go way to go,Dennis. There you go, Dallas Wars
Classic rockelom Star ninety two five.This happens occasionally. AO just brought me
a list of two TV themes thatwere requested by rascules after we just did
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TV tune trivia. Yeah, howfunny. Okay, see if you can
guess which this one was. Wehardly ever get requests like this after we
do a TV theme trivia, isn'tthat cool. That that's the way they're
thinking. I know, I knowthem. I'm polluting your minds every day.
Okay, here it is here yousee if you know what this is,
Annabel, this song makes you nervous. Yeah, it sounds like an
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ambulance. We had clothes. Whatis it? What is it? Oh
man, hold on, Adam,get it's on the tip of my tongue.
I don't know. Good good show? What was it? Gord Chad
Everett? Oh, I love him? A medical center. He was so
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cute. And girl, here's anotherone. I caught a request for this
one's easy, Buttly, you snickeringfloppy at hound. When courage is needed,
you're never around it. Measured youwet on her marking, and Chip
should be there for fundling it withyou up there stopping the pigeon. Stop
stop stop, dame. No,okay, so it was Muddley. The
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name of the show was Dastardly andMuttley in their flying machines. Okay,
they used to be part of PenelopePitch. Yes, yes, Penelope was
hot with a little short gangster guyschasing around on. I loved Muttley and
that laughs. Wait, wait,here's here's Muttley laughing, who was the
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dog when he ate a dog biscuit? He floated up in the air and
went, that wasn't underdog, itwas that droopy No, no, son
of a bitch. You stumped me. Oh man, I know, I
know Rascal is going to know.Somebody will know, somebody will know.
Okay, I got a little thingfor you. This is by a band
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called the Notorious Cherry Bombs, whichis actually Rodney Crowell and Vince Gillow.
And this is a song for everyguy who's ever been married. He knows
what this song is about, orif you've been in a bad relationship.
Okay, here you go. It'shard kids, say that yours. It's
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hard kids. Sadnight. Let youyour ass. Amen. Everybody's toasting with
her coffee. Here this I hearyou, brom Ca, here you hell.
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We do that to you every singlemorning on this show. Yes,
that was what was classic rock loansstart ninety two five. I knew you
rascuals wouldn't let me down. Thedog that ate the biscuits and floated up
and then that was snuffles on QuickDrama Gras and guess what I found a
clip here you go, come on, get it. You're your He floats
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up to the ceiling. That wasSnuffles. I knew you, guys,
just as soon as you asked theirmessaging man, Snuffles, oh man Okay.
To help Texans who've been affected byHurricane Beryl Gallery Furniture is Jim Mattris
Mac macking Veil opened his furniture storein north central Houston this week to offer
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free food, shelter, and phonecharging services. Awesome. I mean I
have a lot of friends in Houston. I'm sorry they're going through this.
The support provided refuge from the heatand the place to recover for those who
have been displaced by the storm thatswept through Houston on Monday. In fact,
there's still about a million people withoutpower gear to this day. Million.
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Mattress Mac as well known in Houstonfor making huge bets on sports games,
usually involving the Houston team, andfor his community support, particularly during
natural disasters, which is where heis needed now. So wait to go,
Mattress Mac. We won't make funof you again until you make a
stupid bet again and lose a bunchof money. He's got it to lose,
apparently, so Alec Baldwin's involuntary manslaughtertrial kicked off with opening statements yesterday.
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The actor is charged in the fatalshooting of cinematographer Helena Hutchins on the
set of the movie Rust happened inNew Mexico Now. Prosecutors told jurors Alec
Baldwin acted recklessly by not following gunsafety protocols, while the defense argued he
is not responsible for the live bulletthat ended up in the gun. The
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trial saw witness testimonies from law enforcementofficers who responded to the scene and a
crime scene technician who examined the setafter the fatal shooting. Alec Baldwin faces
up to eighteen months in prison ifhe's convicted. Oh, how do you
think this is gonna go? Youthink they're gonna bust him. Some people
have said that he was very,very reckless. Well, I mean,
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a gun doesn't go off unless youpull the trigger, and he claims he
never pulled the trigger, but otherssay that he did. Yeah, I
know, so could it not.He may be in big trouble. I
don't know. And it all remindsme of when Great White caught a club
on fire. Remember that you rememberwho'd done it. Well. Happy seven
to eleven day, everybody. Itonly comes around once a year and it
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occurs on a date the target toforget. That's July eleventh or seven eleven,
and Slurpy Day twenty twenty four happenson July eleventh, of course,
and as a way for the retailerto thank customers for their loyal patronage and
continued support, we're all entitled toa free small Slurpy tag and they'll be
going to five seven elevens getting freeSlurpy. Come on, yeah, just
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get one, add your booze toit. When you get home, you're
gonna have a great day. Seveneleven is partnering with Children's Miracle Network Hospitals
in honor of the convenience store's ninetyseventh birthday. And didn't you hey,
seven eleven started right here in GFW. Yeah, the very first one was
on Edgefield in Oakcliffe, clin Iused to go to it several times when
I lived in Ocliff. Now there'sexclusive cups you can grab designed by seventy
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year old Nolan, who received treatmentat a Christas Children's Hospital here in Texas.
Thank you Nolan for the artwork frustrate. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
And look at this here, there'sanother birthday a donuttery. Krispy Kreme announced
it would be celebrating eighty seven yearsof donut Glaze by offering an eighty seven
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cent original glaze dozen with a purchaseof any dozen at regular price. It's
available for one day only, andthat is tomorrow. Okay cool. The
one day only sales limited to twodozen donuts total when purchased in shop and
drive through. Folks who purchase onlineusing the code B day are limited to
one dozen when purchased online for pickupor delivery at participating shops. Wisle supplies
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less. Krispy Kreme was founded innineteen thirty seven by Vernon Rudolph, who
started by selling donuts to grocery stores. That is until people passing by his
bakery asked for his donuts directly fromthe source. So after Vernon cut a
hole in an outside wall and beginselling donuts to customers on the sidewalk.
And the rest is that's stray.Wow y'all ever had them warm right off
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the you shall always wait for thelight to turn on to let them know,
yes, freshly done, and howabout getting your AMMO the same way
you get a doctor. Pepper.Dallas based American Rounds installed their first ammunition
vending machines in San Antonio. Tobuy AMMO, you first need to scan
your driver's license to verify your age, then get a facial recognition system powered
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by artificial interior legents that will verifyyour identity. Federal law requires a person
be eighteen to buy shotgun and rifleammunition in twenty one to buy handgun ammunition.
If everything adds up, you canhave your AMO within a minute if
everything works out. The company alsohas machines in Alabama and Oklahoma. American
round says there's more than two hundredstores in Texas that are requesting a machine.
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Of course you are. Please stillhave a data on everybody that purchased
them, right, I just needto shoot something. Let me go to
the vending machine. How about that? Yeah, Dellas, what wors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five?Dead or alive? I prefer alive because
I like breathing. Sure. Bythe way, Richie Sambora from bon Jovi,
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are they still speaking? I heardhim and John bon Jovi had a
falling out. They're sort of speakingthrough the media. You know that whole
rock star trick. Well, RichieSambora is sixty five today, Happy birthday,
Richie. I didn't who on aretickets to go see Midi Bob dor
He's an old school fan of yours, and he celebrated his sixtieth birthday at
the Bow and Them bath Mark Anderson. All right, Mark, Mark,
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I hope we didn't ruin your birthdayparty. No, he had a good
Okay. Now, every year whenthe State Fair Texas rolls around, we
start wondering, what the hell arethey going to deep fry this year?
Yeah, well, if you candeep fried, you'll find it at some
state fair carnival, probably over here. But look at all the things deep
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fried we eat during the State Fairof Texas every year. This year,
the Minnesota State Fair, which Ihave actually been to, Yeah, I
worked in Minnesota, is breaking newground in the deep frying game by introducing
deep fried ranch dressing. How doyou do I don't know, how do
they deep fry? Have the crapthat they do it? Like deep fried
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butter is just like a biscuit,Yes, but deep fried ranch dressing.
That's a hard pass on me.Yeah, to make their creation ranch seasoning.
Buttermilk and cream cheese are coated witha panco shell and then deep fried.
From there, ranch powder is addedto give that extra punch of ranchiness.
This is one of the thirty threenew foods that will be offered at
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the Minnesota State Fairs. So itsounds kind of like a mozzarella stick.
If it's cream cheese and then ranchdressing, not too far crying, It
still sounds nasty to me. Thekids will tear that up. The youngsters
put ranch on everything. All mykids love ranch dressing. Everyone except Clayton.
Clayton doesn't like ranch dressing. Iprefer blue cheese dressing. Why me
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too, that doesn't know. Idon't want no fried blue cheese. Would
you really? Yes? Yeh,fried blue cheese. Give it to me.
So has anybody gotten any word ofwhat they're going to deep fry this
year? Yes? Absolutely, Sothey've got the semi finalists. Of course.
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The State Fair is going to openSeptember twenty seven. But among the
savory, the drowning Takeito. It'sa hand rolled corn tortilla stuffed with chicken
breast, deep fried until golden brown, served in a cup and topped with
cream sauce. Hollapenos, walk themAli. Doesn't that sound delicious about fat
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bacon pickle fries with dill pickles,battered and fried until golden brown? The
hammy pimento meltdown deep fried? Ofcourse, cotton candy, bacon on a
stick. It's bacon, and thenit's wrapped in cotton candy. Oh stop
it, I'm curious. And thenthere's a croissant meeting a cookie called a
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cookie, and this one sounds soso good in the sweet category, a
deep fried seven up bunk cake insignature batter, deep fried, and then
they fill it with Belgian chocolate andthey serve it on a pillow of whipped
cream. Okamn, I'm kind ofturned on now anything served up on a
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pillow of whipped cream. Come on, that sounds not a big whipped cream
fan. But that's all right.Well, you're doing it wrong, then,
I guess. Hey, summer getawaysare not cheap and gas prices are
up again because of Hurricane Barrel.So how about we help you out with
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ninety two five. I guess youhadn't thought about it. But Tomorrow's Friday
the Money. There's so many thingsgoing on this weekend too, and I'm
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sure we'll find out in Hey,analy what's happening. But we get a
visit from comedian Greg Warren. Yep, we haven't seen in a long time.
And then comedian Tommy Davidson. Wow, yeah, he said he did
not want to miss out on seeingyou bow Rock. Oh yeah, yes,
So we're expecting him around eight fortyfive tomorrow. We'll traffic permitting,
see how all this works out.Dub Dip on Live Comedians tomorrow on the
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Bone and I'm sure it is allright. Let's talk time wasters. What
you got in Bill, We've gotsome good stuff up, okay. So
Brett Michaels kicks off the first ofhis six Party Graw Festival shows with Lou
Graham formerly a Foreigner, Don Felder, d Snyder, and country singer Chris
Jansen happening tomorrow night in Indiana outsideof Indianapolis. Now here's Brett talking about
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the idea for Party Graw. Iwanted to make a festival that embraced all
kinds of music, all kind ofartists, everyone being friends. Right.
What we do is we segue rightinto the music. So what happens is
I'll be in the middle of theend of a poison hit and Dee goes
right into We're not gonna take it. I want to rock back to me.
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We'll do nothing but a good time. And then we do this with
Lou and then of course Chris Jansencomes up after he plays a full set
and Dawn they join me and it'sjust a good night unskinny Bop bop bong,
Yeah baby. And as for formerForeigner front man Lou Graham, here's
what he has to say about joiningthe Party Graw festival. We did a
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lot of talking about what our tasteand music is, and our careers and
such, and before the night wasover, he came into mindress room and
asked me if I would be interestedin doing some shows with him. Now.
Unfortunately the festival is not making itsway to North Texas, but we
have the schedule up. Also informationabout Lou Graham being inducted into the Rock
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and Roll Hall of Fame finally,along with the other original members of Foreigner,
Pearl Jam back on the road afterillness forced the cancelation of several shows
in Europe at the end of June. At first we didn't know who was
sick, but now we know itwas Eddie Vedder. He opened up about
how scary it was, said itwas a near death experience. He couldn't
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breathe thought he was going to haveto go to the hospital. Read all
about it on our page. PearlJam just released a new album, Dark
Matter, on June twenty second,so we've got all that info up.
And John bon Jovi mourning the lossof his mother, Carol Bonchovy. She
died on Tuesday, July ninth atthe age of eighty three, just three
days short of her eighty fourth birthday. Wow. John bon Jovy released a
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statement saying our mother was a forceto be reckoned with her spirit and can
do attitude shape this family. Shewill be greatly missed. We have the
full story from People magazine and theirinterview with John bon Joviy up on our
page. And finally, this isas redneck as you can get. Bo
Roberts. Oh yeah, try me. A group of guys that are out
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on a fishing boat use an alligatorto open up a can of beer just
so they could chug it. Youknow, that's the hard way to do
well. We've got the video upon the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two to five dotcom. I lost the church key.
Grab that gator over there. Sure, no, sure, I'm going thirsty
star And that's a rep for theshow here today. We made it to
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the end, so much fun ona fun with music days. Wrap it
up and put a bow on it. Tomorrow's Friday, come on now?
Yes, yes, yes, nowwe have more deep purple tickets. Are
we going to do a Friday FosterClub? You want one? Maybe you've
got one? Maybe two deep purples? A A yes, because yes,
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the show'll be a tough one forYeah, he's getting more brutal than Randy
ever was. Oh yeah yeah.Also tomorrow, comedian Greg Warren is gonna
come in. I haven't seen Gregin a while. Yeah, he's in
Fort Worth this weekend, and thenTommy Davidson's supposed to stop by as well
in the eight o'clock hour, plusanother installment of Hey Nna, What's happening?
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Because there's only something going on theweekend and it's all Star weekends.
Uh huh, So just think aboutthat. So many things going on,
not just at Globeli Feeling and TalkToll Stadium, but also at the stockyards.
Oh that's right, Yeah, yeah, the Clydesdale's are going to be
going through the stockyards tomorrow. HmmpPLoP clop clop there you go. Okay,
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well they got to do sometime.Gottah coming up next to our after
show decompression session. Well we'll justsit here and flap our gums. And
I don't know. Anna and Iwere talking food and now she's got me
hungry for chicken wings. Yeah,we're tortured, Darving. And by the
way, Bluebells releasing new ice creamflavor to honor National ice Cream Month.
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It's a cheesecake. Yeah, soit's National ice Cream Month and National Cheesecake
Day. Yeah, bluebell cheesecake icecream. Don't they have a root beer
flavored ice cream? Yes, yes, it's very good. It's cookies and
cream, cheesecake ice cream. Ohmy god. Okay, our stomachs are
(01:00:52):
going well. Quit talking and thenstarts shoving it in your byholder. So
on the after show we'll about whateveryou guys want to talk about. Feel
free to join in on the conversationby giving us a call, and tomorrow
we will get ready and have aFriday. Okay, Friday. It just
feels good saying Friday, Friday.Ye buddy, it's an antidepressant. And
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you know we're sitting here just praisingFriday. We didn't even work a whole
week. We were off on Mondayand so here we are done. It
was a tough week and I feelso beat up today, and I feel
guilty about it because it's a shortweek and we just came back on vacation.
Wait, I know I'm a bitWell, it's the sun. Blame
it on the sun and the kids. We all just like to bitch.
(01:01:37):
That's what we get. Yeah,So join us on the after show on
Facebook Live and we'll bitch some more. Okay, yes, it is bitching.
I will all win the gold medaland share it. We'll see you
tomorrow. Bye,
Well, let's start out fun withmusic day with a little ditty, shall
we? Let's do it here wego. I stumbled in the night,
couldn't see a thing, tip toeingaround, hoping not to bring my foot
down on a mess. A surprise, so stark trying to find a toilet?
(00:22):
Who been in the dark? Pumpinginto furniture? What a funny sighting
tripping over tables? Oh what adelight. I'm feeling for the walls as
I walk down the hall. Don'twant to hoop my pants and fall?
Who've been in the dark? It'sa risky game. Who just hooped my
(00:47):
pants? But it's not the same. Don't forget too? Ay? Better
than that? Who been in thedark? Where the hell that I just
shot through? I cannot find it? Step right in my poop? This
is not right. I wish Ihad some like my toilet is a mess?
(01:10):
How do I get it on mychest? I don't know what to
do now, I'm kind of forfit in the dark. It's a risky
game. Just pop my pants,but it's not the same. Don't forget
to aid in the night? Wherethe hell I just shine? Yay?
(01:38):
You gotta line it up right?I can't give you adult that could be
a disaster. A disaster. Pardonman, I see what you did?
Yeah, and you Yeah, Iwish you hadn't in the dark. It's
so risky game. Just boot mypants. But it's not the same.
Don't forget s all right, thereyou go a little start the morning.
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I feel better. Yeah, wellyou should have you ever had a disaster
like that? No? Neither.I usually my aim is pretty good.
Good for you. I love poopingin the dark. It's very peaceful,
calming, yes, But wiping inthe dark you can't tell when you're finishing.
Yeah, I mean you gotta likego off the radar enough enough.
(02:44):
You can't tell when you should pull. Never mind that, we get it
all right, Okay, there's peopleon the Facebook livestream going, oh,
it's too early. Well it's stilldark. It is a good point.
Oh god, the lights, folks. At least we're closer to Friday.
Yeah, today is Thursday, whichmeans is fun with music day. Got
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a good mash up for you ina couple of other ditties, probably even
stupider than that one that you justheard. Cool, Now, how are
we gonna give away those deep purpletickets since it's fun with music day.
Well today you're gonna sometimes we doa theme to a movie. Yeah,
sometimes to a TV show. Well, we're going with TV show. But
it's a game show. Okay,it is a game show. I got
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the music of a game show,good hand game shows, and you tell
me what the game is and I'llgive you the deep purple ticket. That's
awesome. Yeah, it's it's alittle easy for some but not for others
because the show's been around forever.It started in seventy six, nineteen seventy
six, eighteen seventy six before therewas television, seventeen seventy six with George
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Washington. I'll explain that a littlebit later on today. Drum and fife
in the background. Guess what todayis? Free Slurpy Day? Oh?
Yes. Seven eleven July eleven orseven eleven is the unofficial holiday and the
birthday of seven eleven Store, andis known as Free Slurpeye Day or seven
eleven Day. What's your's favorite flavor? I don't know. I locked the
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red in the blue. I'm noteven like Coca cola and the cherry.
Yes, good choice, sometimes mixedtogether. If you stop in between seven
and eleven. That's seven am elevenpm. You can receive a free small
slurpe in case you forgot or didn'tknow in the first place. The very
first seven eleven was on Edgefield inOak Cliffs. Used to go there all
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the time. It's Boulder's Day,What excuse me. It's about a guy
named Thomas Boulder who was born onthis date in seventeen fifty four. He
is known for his censorship of books. He'd be real proud of some of
the school districts around here. Ohyeah, since they know what students should
and should not read for their owngood. He gets his own day.
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Yes, he gets his own day. I don't know why. National Blueberry
muffin Day. Oh yeah, scarfthing down. It's also International Essential Oils
Day Essential oil lavender. It playsa tribute to a guy named Dee Gary
Young, the founder of Young LivingEssential Oils, on the anniversary of his
birth. Although more research is needed. There used to treat stress and anxiety,
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combat headaches and migraines, and promotesleep and tackle insomnia. And I
don't know if it's all in myhead, but they they work good.
Okay, they do as long asthey were National Moheedo Day. It's one
of the most popular cocktails in theworld, made with Cuban rum, lime
juice, sugar, mit sprigs andsoda. Gotta muddle them men yet yet?
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Uh? World Population Day? Thatincludes you and me and everybody we
know and men's National Swimming Pool Day. Let's go. Well it is summer,
yes, and it's gonna be anotherhot one today. I know I
don't pee in the pool, comeon, don't do that. Yeah?
Or poop in the pool, yeah, don't do that. Poop in the
dark, but don't poop in thedark in the pool, or fee in
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the pool in the dark. Itreminds me of that scene in Caddyshack with
Bill Murray in the baby roof.Dudey and it's all American Pet Photo Days.
Dogs and cats are the most popularpets to photo, but those who
had fish, hamsters, gidda pigs, turtles, lizards, and other pets
can also participate. After pictures ofyour pet has taken sometimes you share them
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online. Just do your pet afavor and don't put a stupid hat on
them or dress them up in somethingridiculous at meet seeing like something you here
Jasper put on this sailor's hat andI'll take a picture of it. Did
I sell you the picture of himwith his little birthday hat? Yes,
yes, that's what made me thinkof him birthday hat. Yeah, I
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was aiming at you with that one. All right, to look at Sports
of all sorts coming up next,and then we've got the freaking pool file
and then it'll be mash up time, you guys. So let's get ready
to kick it off the new artMorning Matt crack o Bop. All right,
are we ready for the onslaugh ofthe senses? Let's do it?
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Well, ready, you're not here? Come showtime Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five. All right, you guys, get ready because it's
time for Sports of all sports,brought to you by the will Height Law
Firm. Injury lawyers. Go towill heightwins dot com. Okay, I'm
really trying to care about this.I am Jefferson Lerma headed in a goal
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off a corner kick to send Columbiato the Copa America final against Argentina with
a win over Uruguay. You knowwhen the US is out of it and
casual, I'm not even really casual. Yeah, this is the team that
will go up against Argentina and yourson Clayton loves Archiba. Oh yeah good.
Lerma's score was the only goal inColombia's exciting, thrilling one to nothing
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semi final win over Uruguay. Columbiaplayed the entire second half one man down
after Daniel Munnios was set off witha red card for an aggressive shove on
an opposing player in the first half. Oh look at him playing, Uh
huh. Well. Columbia heads tothe Copra America Final for just the third
time in the tournament's history. Thenation's last title in the tournament came in
two thousand and one, which wasthe last time Columbia reached the finals.
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Columbia will face Argentina. Argentina.They gonna face Argentina Forana coming out,
didn't Columbia's boards are gonna face inArgentina. Board. That's how people talk
in Argentina. That's right by God. Led by Lionel Messi in Miami on
Sunday, So there you go.Well, Rangers fans were cursing the Angels
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last night. A Los Angeles Angelsended the Rangers season best five game winning
streak with a seven to two victorylast night. The Rangers now get ready
to face the Astros in Houston tomorrownight. The Astros, by the way,
on an eight game home win streak. Are you ready for the MLB
All Star Week? What better wayto kick things off than to watch the
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iconic Budweiser Clydesdale's deliver beer to multiplebars in the historic Fort Worth stock Clinsdales
Stockyards. Yes, normally we haveto wait until the State Fair Texas to
see these Clydesdales. Tomorrow, thefamous Clydesdales will gallop along the stockyards,
delivering beer to iconic venues such asCowtown Coliseum and to Billy Bob's. This
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kickoff to All Stark Week fextivities willbegin at ten thirty tomorrow morning and last
until twelve fifty. Of course,we're all excited because All Star Week is
taking place here in North Texas inArlington. Yeah. According to a release
from a brand spokesperson, Budweiser isthe Major League Baseball's longest tenured sponsor and
this event serves as a way toengage with baseball fans as they come together
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to celebrate the league's best athletes.And speaking of the league's best athletes,
Yeah, Texas Rangers A Dallas Garcia'sgot himself a special gig on Monday night.
As part of all the festivities,He's going to represent the host Texas
Rangers in Monday Night's Home Run Derby. Right dollars on the case the Globelife
Field in Arlington Monday Night. Garciawas knocked out by Tampa Bay's Randy arrows
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Arena last year in the first roundat Seattle's Tea Mobile Park. Two Rangers
have won the derby. Ruben Sierraand Cincinnati's Eric Davis were co winners in
nineteen eighty nine at Anaheim Stadium.One Gonzalez won in ninety three at Baltimore's
Camden Yards, and the New YorkMets. Pete Alonso will participate in his
fifth straight Home Run Derby, tryingto win for the third time. Would
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you know Adalas is the only playerin the derby who wasn't selected to the
All Star Game? Really? Yeah, everybody else is going to be participating
Tuesday night in the All Star Gameexcept for A Dallas. Well, he's
in the Home Run Derby. Iguess that's good. Enough. Yeah,
but it's kind of sad for theRangers. Well. Speaking of baseball,
police and the FBI are working tofind the people who stole two million dollars
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worth of vintage baseball cards on Sunday, listen man baseball trading cards. They're
worth a lot of money. Thecards were stolen from the Dallas Card Show
include a rare Jackie Robinson and MickeyMantle card. Yea. Now, the
owner is offering a seventy thousand dollarsreward for information that helps bring the cards
back. Video from the convention centershows these three guys distracting a vendor,
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showing him stuff on their phone.Oh look at this, Look at this.
Meanwhile, a fourth guy who isacting like he was working at the
event. He was moving chairs andstacking tables. He then grabbed a case
of the cars and took off outthe door. Trading cards have become big
business in recent years. The DallasFBI is assisting Alan police with the investigation
because it's considered a federal crime becausethey're worth so much money. Yeah,
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but wouldn't it be easy to trackthese people down because if they try to
sell them, they yeah, knowthat those were the cards that were stolen.
Those guys are gonna sit on themfor a year at least before something
like this happens. Anyone with informationwho might have done it or asked to
reach out for anyone with a videoof the event to share it with Alan
police on the off chance that theycaught a glimpse of one of the suspects.
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The US men's basketball team has madea roster change. Los Angeles Clippers
forward Kawie Leonard won't play in theParis Olympics and Boston Celtics guard Derek White
will replace him. The thirty threeyear old Leonard has battled through various injuries
over the past several years. Hehad played sixty games or fewer and four
straight seasons before suiting up for sixtyeight contests in twenty twenty three twenty four,
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but he missed the Clippers' final threeplayoff games due to right knee inflammation.
And I'm sure the Clippers are happythat he won't be part of the
Olympics this yeah, so he canrest up. Kind of like we are
happy that Luca won't be taking yourguard. Plavnia has already lost, so
Luca can go ahead and heal andrest up, baby, off your feet,
heel up them ankles. For USAbasketball and to continue the road to
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the Paris Olympics has started win awin. Anthony Davis scored thirteen points.
Stephen Curry added twelve. The USopened up its tune up schedule for the
Paris Games by topping Canada eighty sixto seventy two last night. Sorry Sorry
Canada. Sorry. Drew Holliday alsoscored eleven points. Anthony Davis finished with
ten for the US, which hasfour more exhibition games before getting to the
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Olympics. In Perry. The USplays Australia in Abu Dhabi, United Arab
Emirates on Monday. Hmm, soundlike fun, but then again there is
scandal. La Bruin. The competitiveeating world has been rocked by a hard
to swallow claims that a contender itthis year's Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest
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cheated to quote beef up his score. How do you cheat? His name
is Nick Wendy. He is ahusband of the women's division champions Mickey Pudoka.
They're married. He is being accusedof sleight of hand trickery during the
Fourth of July contest in order toinflate his tally of eating hot dogs and
falsely place himself among the sports Elitecontender so they didn't all go in his
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mind. New on the day ofthe competition, winry score was the respectable
forty six hot dogs when they calledit out at Coney Island, good enough
for a fourth place finish, butthat figure later jumped to fifty one on
the official Major League Eating Results.Be gus, they gave him credit for
five full hot dogs more than heactually was served during the competition. Okay,
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Eater scores are tabulated based on thenumber of empty plates stacked in front
of their spot in the allotted timehas concluded, every plate in the competition's
table starts out loaded with five hotdogs, so each plate left behind counts
for five dogs eaten, as thejudges determined the participant scores. Well,
Apparently this guy had been accused ofstealing plates from another competitor's stack and putting
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them in his own place instead toraise his score to above fifty. What
a cheater eater? A cheater eater? Good water, good water? All
right, you get ready to eating? Well, so they say it is
kind of but cheating and eating.That's a different score, all right,
Creaking full File. Next on theball of them all Dallas Horse Classic Rock
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Alone Star ninety two to five.Get ready because it's gonna be mack up
time real soon. But right now, it's time for the freaking fool file.
Okay, a man with a literalpant load of snakes tried to sneak
them past airport security in China.Snakes in your pants? Why would you
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do that? Well, let melet me tell you why. The unidentified
man reportedly had more than one hundredlive serpents stashed in his pants as he
tried to smuggle them into the country, saying that he had nothing to declare.
Yeah whatever. However, custom officialsgot a little suspicious when they noticed
his pants he was wearing kept moving, and also discovered that his pants contained
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several drawstring canvas bags that turned outto be filled with milk and corn snakes,
so they weren't poisonous. But there'sstill snakes, one hundred of them.
Okay, I know you're thinking rightnow, is that snakes in your
pants? Or are you happy tothere you go? The snakes ended up
being confiscated and the man was hitwith one year of probation and a five
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thousand dollars fine. Why did hedo it? The guy said he wanted
to start his own snake farm inhis pants. Fans, y'all want to
look at the snake. Look atthe pants right here, snake pants,
Hey, listen to this story.In Washington, d C. Two women
have been charged with the murder ofa fifty three year old man who was
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reportedly their sugar daddy. Oh Copsalleged that twenty two year old Tip Taylor
Gray a nineteen year old Audrey Millerhit Facile Techlemerium over the head with a
blunt object and then stabbed him severaltimes, killing him. As an added
bonus, they reportedly cut off histhumb and used his thumbprint to access his
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accounts and then spend his money onUber ride shares, marijuana, and alcohol.
One of the women kept this severedthumb in her purse before going on
shopping sprees. What do you dowhen you go to the street, You
take out the thumb and youse somuch security to go by thumb prints?
Yes, yes, yes, butthat's gross. A witness referred to the
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man as the two women's sugar daddy, but cops have yet to verify that
the term was appropriate for their relationship. A police affidavit notes that his family
tried calling him for several days,and when they could not reach him,
they contacted police. The victim's phonehad repeatedly gone to voicemail because of course
he was dead and didn't answered thephone. She can't answer the phone when
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you did. And he was missinga thumb. Now, why would you
treat a sugar daddy like that?Because that would be the end of your
sugar you know. Well that's true, But maybe all they wanted was his
thumb. No, okay, I'lltell you what. Why don't you cut
his thumb off and we'll use thatin security and he's still a sugar daddy.
Yeah, we'll get all the moneywe can. All right. This
story sounds like it would come straightfrom Florida, but actually we're traveling to
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Scranton, Pennsylvania, for stories ofa prosecutor and their office charging a Pennsylvania
man who works as a party clownwith attempting to moonlight as a jigglow a
party clown, twenty eight year oldFrancis Buie. If Scranton was named in
a complaint accusing him of promoting prostitution. Bu is known professionally as the Amazing
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Franco, The Amazing Franco and hasperformed across the country, state fairs,
He's performed at schools, even howgross. Now he's accused of using his
little Franco to make some extra moneybanging lonely and horny folks and investigators monitoring
online posts offering escort services in theScranton area discovered an ad offering sexual services
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by a mail later identified as Biwho included his phone number, and it
caught the attention of the undercover cops. So in a subsequent text exchange with
undercovers, the suspect allegedly offered toperform raw dogging you guys, Yeah,
dog sex without a con dog.Yeah, he performed. He said,
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Hey, well raw dog it's onehundred bucks an hour. So the undercover
cops said okay, and agreed tothe price, arranged to rendezvous and they
cuffed him and stuffed and when weshowed up at the hotel, he was
arrested and during police questioning, wereportedly claimed this was his first time ever
prostituting whatever. No report on whetheror not he was hooking while in full
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clown makeup. But I can imaginea lot of people are getting a little
randy at the thought of that rightnow. You know what, I've always
wanted to bang a clown. Theydo have big shoes, and you know
what. Here's a British millionaire andpro golfer named Francis McGirk. He narrowly
avoided jail time for reportedly setting fireto his own house just so his wife
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couldn't have it in the divorce.Yeah. The fifty year old golf pro
was accused of setting fire to theone point four million dollar house in Sandwich,
Kent last year just to piss offhis wife. Knowing that there was
no one home, McGirk entered hishouse that he owned with his soon to
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be ex wife Sarah. Then hesnapped the keys off inside the locks before
texting her to let her know thathe was about to set the place on
fire and she better get to stepin over there if she wanted to save
any of her belongings, because hewas fixing to burn them all up.
It was only thanks to the neighborscalling emergency services that the house suffered only
minor damage. Firefighters managed to stopthe flames before they engulf the whole place,
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and also managed to save Dolly,the family dog. Oh thank god.
How much must he hate her towant to do that? Yeah,
to burn his own house set soshe can't have it. Although the judge
was convinced that McGirt set the familyhouse on fire out of spite for his
wife, he gave him a break, awarding him a suspended two year sentence,
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but also warned him that any offenseduring this period would certainly land him
in prison. You think the judgelike feels sorry for him? Is that
why he gave him such a lightsense. Well, maybe the judge has
been divorced before and understood the wholeYeah, and this is dumb. At
least five Sri Lankan fishermen have tragicallydied and three more in critical condition after
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drinking the mysterious contents of bottles foundfloating in the open sea. It's unclear
how many of these mystery bottles werefound floating in the ocean, but they
contained some sort of alcohol, Sowithout knowing exactly what was in the bottles,
the sailor just owed them up andchugged them down. Yeah. Don't
do that. What's in that bottle? I don't know, but let's drink
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it. At least five of thefishermen have died, in three more in
critical condition. Unfortunately, the crewis believed to have shared the mysterious bottles
with other fishing boats who floated by. Look what we found. Well.
The tragic incident prompted protests in thecoastal town of Tangali, where the families
of the dead sailors brain these SriLankan Department of Fisheries and Aquatic Resources for
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the incident and those of the otherfishermen call for them to be brought back
to land to get proper treatment.Meanwhile, Sri Lankan authorities have been scrambling
to prevent further desks due to thesemysterious bottles. Now, most people on
a boat who saw bottles of liquidfloating in the ocean would think twice about
opening up and drinking what's inside,not knowing what's inside exactly. Well,
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here's some bottles. I wonder whatthat liquid is. Drink it. Let's
drink it. That's how they talking. Free Lanka, that's right. Where
are you from? Three lanky?My way of course of Canna. Yeah,
I'm rotten here of course, Cannonfree, Lanky, Texas free,
Liancon here. I got something inthis bottle I found. You don't drink
it? All right? Does thissmell funny to you? Yeah? Does
this smell like it's turned? No? I don't feel so good? All
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right? Mash up time coming upon the Bow of Them show. I
want to score Deep Purple tickets.Well, we have them for you next
hour. It's Fun with Music Day, So you guess the TV game show
theme song and you can win thosetickets to see Deep Purple. And yes,
they're coming to Dicky's Arena and FortWorth Monday, August nineteenth. That's
coming up at seven point fifty righthere on the Bow and Them Show on
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Dallas Fort Worth's classic rock lone Starninety two five. You know, it
sounds like Ryan Johnston's bro is gonnaexplode when he's singing that song. Seriously,
Steven Tyler blew his out. Youwould think Iron would have those same
kind of threats. I don't know, but let's mash that song up.
And I know what you're thinking.You're thinking, oh my god, he's
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going to mash it up with somegod awful disco song from the Village People
or Donna Summer. No no,no, no, no, no no.
What are you going to mash itup with? Let's mash it up
with Van Halo. I like oneasier to digest. Yeah, you just
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like I told you. It couldhave been a lot worse. I don't
like it. It's awesome, youknow. I'm play the Booing Them show
Dalla's Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo five. You know us in radio,
we hear that song a little different, you know what I'm saying.
Oh yeah, all right, waita minute, let me okay, he's
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got something for us here on Funwith Music Day, it's always a tree.
Here we go, Here we go. I had the wrong button push.
Now I got the right button pushOkay. In the sign said I've
seen morning DJs need not reply.So I sucked my tongue up into my
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cheek and I went in to askhim what he said, You sound like
a fine I'm standing to DJ.I said, that's true. So I
opened the mice, said I'll seewhat I like. Hello world, you
Oh fin fines, say fuck itout. I'm saying, he say it
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and go say this don't say thatfor your gad Now, Hey there,
listeners, can't you see I'm stuckwith using words like dology, I can't
say bitch, and heaven knows,I can't tell you this song. The
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fine said, I gotta stop talkingabout boobs and Peter's siest fines. Fine
cut out. I'm saying any samnesay this, don't say that oil cay
fines fine cee. With apologies toTesla and the five man electrical band who
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originally did that song back in theday. That was worth the way,
sure it was fell feel something onthis control board, Get put a new
one. We can't say bitch saidyou just did. There's there's a lot
you can and can't say, butI ain't paying no fine. Oh guess
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who's on the phone, New York? Kenny, Hey, Kenny, Hey,
did you guys see that baby dogburnt down and fought worked yesterday?
Oh? Yeah, I got thatbarbecue Bob is unconsolable. Do you think
the fought were fire apartments showed upwith their hoses fully charged for that one?
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I would think so, and witha fistfull of dollar bills, I
would imagine. And then when theroof fell in the place became topless.
I see what he did there thelast one. Why did the folk were
a fire apartment bring a ladder tothe party? Why because the drinks were
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on the house? Killing always beextended. He always has a way of
looking at stuff. Yes, yes, baby dog in fort Worth has binted
down. Firefighters from Euless and fortWorth worked together to extinguish the fire at
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the Gentleman's Club on Feigner Market Roadone fifty seven. Don't pretend like you
don't know where it is now.The building appears to be a total loss,
with one wall and the roof collapsed. But there is nobody there at
the time. No, there wasnobody there at the time, and the
main stage is still there, butI ain't gonna have no dances on it.
The cause of the fire has notbeen determined and no injuries are reported.
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The club is located along FM onefifty seven, along a narrow strip
of fort Worth that separates Arlington fromUlis. Matt the cat was inconsolable yesterday,
Yes he was. And barbecue Bob'sout there laying in a fetal position
on the couch in the lobby becausehe can't handle for all the money he
spent one dollar at a time.Just go to the Dallas Baby Dolls for
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a while. I'm just singing,but I guess he lives closer to the
one and okay, you want todrive, Well, it is what it
is. Okay. Here's a Chineseman who recently set a new Guinness record
for the longest time to spit waterout of his mouth continuously without stopping like
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a water gun. Yes, hedid that for five minutes and fifty two
seconds. Oh is that possible?Well? Waters sprouting is a fairly old
trick that dates back to the seventeenthcentury. They used to do it for
money. Okay. It involves drinkinga large amount of water and then puking
it back up using muscle control.Only a very few people can do it,
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but none nearly as impressive as thirtyfive year old Mahui, Chinese man
who recently set a new Guinness Worldrecord for the longest time spitting water from
his mouth without stopping proper last name. Yeah. To say that he's match
the previous record would be a grossunderstatement, considering that he managed to spit
water from his mouth for nearly sixminutes without stopping while the previous record holder,
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Ethiopia's ker U Boat Little Ma,had managed to do it for only
fifty seven seconds. Oh is thatall? Do you discover that you have
this talent? I wonder? Andhow do you practice? Yes? You
know? Five minutes and fifty twoseconds? Looey. I don't know about
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you, but I want to getmy puk and done in half that time
to another installment? Did you know? Coming up on the bowl and them
show boom start ninety two to five? You know who? That song reminds
me of Courtney Love. He justturned sixty years old this week, and
I got a song about Kurd lovedher and she loved him. He ended
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up mom in himself and things lovedfor him. Her career took off the
day he died. This band theycalled Ho can't sing the same their lives.
I've seen the the dead and thecase. One thing's for sure.
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We love stay lovestaks, Yeah,yeah, love, she says, yeah
yeah. She stays all steaks,yeah yeah, stacks stick yeah, Pale
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and slim with bloodshot eyes. Lord'sgonna push you, yes she is.
She'll keep your hide. She's gotsome gold. But tell Lis mom,
we loves. It's high, it'sbad, that's all. I don't care
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what's skill or rolling stone. ThingI can say God, love steaks,
love steaks yea love steady she steaks. Yeah she stays a steaks Yeah old
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stay steak. Yay love steak,love staks yay love stay she stays locks
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yeah yeah, yeah, Okay,that is all right. Time for the
educational part of the show. Listenand learn. It's time for did you
know? Here's some facts? Here'sone from the Animal Kingdom. Okay,
did you know when a male penguinfalls in love with a female penguin,
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he searches the entire beach to findthe perfect pebble to give to her as
a gift. Yes, I rememberthat from the animated movie. Yes,
human women have to have a diamond. Well, it's a different type of
rock. Okay. Did you know, speaking of women, whenever a pregnant
woman suffers from organ damage like aheart attack, the fetus sends stem cells
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to the organ to help it repair. That's mighty nice of them. Cool.
Yeah, then the kid will driveyou crazy. It wasn't born,
did you know? And I don'tknow how they know? This A bolt
of lightning is six times hotter thanthe surface of the sun. How the
hell do they know that? I'dlike to know. Did you know having
bride'smaids in a wedding wasn't originally formoral support? The bridemaids was intended to
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confuse evil spirits who wished to harmthe bride, and the best man stood
by the groom in case someone triedto kidnap the bride, he would kill
them. Yeah, that's right,that's fascinating. Did you know in the
movie Silence of the Lambs, HannibalLecter played by Anthony Hopkins, Yeah,
he never blinks. I've watched thatmovie over and over and I think he
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only blinks one time. One ofthe inspirations that he borrowed for his interpretation
of Lecter was from a friend inLondon who never blinked, and everybody was
ner of us every time he wasaround, Like, yeah, that's kind
of creepy. Yeah, don't everblink. Hey. Did you know nearly
all boys grow at least as tallas their mothers. Did you know Martin
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Van Buren was the first president tobe a true United States citizen. Oh,
he was born in the United Stateswhen it was the United States.
All previous rest presidents were born asBritish subject. Did you know? Former
Canadian Prime Minister Paul Hellier still believesthat there are at least four species of
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aliens that had been visiting Earth forthousands of years, and they are concerned
for our use of nuclear weapons.Did this guy see the day the Earth
stood still one too many times?Right? Right? I think he did.
He's partaking of edibles? Maybe that'sit both. Did you know in
most advertisements in print, including newspapers, the time displayed on the watch is
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always ten ten? Why because thearms framed the brand of the watch.
That's right now, you know?Did you know? Hang On Sloopy is
the official rock song of Ohio.Ohio is the only state to have an
official rock song. Burt Burns andWest Ferrell co wrote the song, which
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became a major hit for the bandThe McCoys in nineteen sixty five, and
the McCoys were originally from Dayton,Ohio. I want an official rock song
of Texas? This? Yeah,yeah, we need that? And did
you know? In nineteen fifty six, for a bet, while he was
drunk, Thomas Fitzpatrick stole a smallplane from New Jersey and landed it perfectly
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on a narrow Manhattan street in frontof the bar he'd been drinking at.
Then two years later he was tellingthe story and a man at the bar
didn't believe it, so he didthe same thing again. He bet him
one hundred dollars and said, allright, land the plane out there.
You ain't going to When the planelanded out in front of the bar again,
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the guy had to fork over onehundred bus that's crazy. Get ready,
we got Deep Purple tickets coming upnext on the Ball and Them show
Dallas fors Classic rocke lone Star ninetytwo five is all right now? It
was kind of shaky at first.It was it's all right now, Okay,
we have tickets to go see DeepPurple. They're coming in August to
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Dickey's Arenas where they're playing nineteenth.In fact, I think we're supposed to
have Ian Gillen of Deep Purple onnext week. So Amazing wants to promote
the show, don't you know?So since it's fun with music Day.
In order to give away these tickets, sometimes I do a movie theme,
sometimes I do a TV theme.This is a TV game show theme.
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This game show actually started out asa radio show in the nineteen fifties,
okay, but the TV show cameout debut dude in nineteen seventy six.
This is a little curveball for you. Two one four or eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine two five. Tell me the name of this TV
game show and you get deep purpletickets. Both of you have this blank
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look on your face. Totally.They have an idream reminds me of I
dream of Genie. It kind ofdoes. Okay, No, no,
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that's not. That's not don't seeif anybody knows bo and them show boning
them show, tell me what gameshow that is? Double bear? No,
it's not double Bear. I thoughtabout using that one, actually going
them show what TV game show isthat? Euh, what TV game show
is that? For deep purple tickets? What is it that is? Let's
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make it beer. No, let'smake a deal. I'm gonna give you
a hand here, I say,boing them show, tell me what TV
game show that is. I'm gonnatake against go and say Who's who's telling
the truth? No, no,to tell the truth, tell the truth.
This game show is still on theair today, still on the air
(39:45):
on the air today in a differentform, but it's still on the air.
And it started as a radio showin the fifties. Yes it did,
Yes it did. Okay, that'swhat gets me because I don't remember
the radio shows, is it?That's what? No, it's not not
that one, Hannah boning them?Show tell me what game show that is
that's still on the air today.Oh, what's my line? What's my
(40:07):
line? No? What's my line'smy guest? Bone? Then show tell
me what TV game show that is? No? Hold on, let me
give you another hand here. Okay, all right, see if you can
name that TV show? Can youname that TV show theme? Now?
(40:30):
You got it? And somebody fromNorth Texas hosts or used to host this?
Oh yeah, Bone, Then showtell me what game show theme that
is? No, it's not family. Name that game show? Bon them
show name that TV game show theme? No, bon and them show name
(40:58):
that TV show? What is it? Would be right? No, it's
not the price is right. I'mtrying to give you a hin. Name
that TV show. Name that TVshow it's on the air still today.
Yes, go then Bone, thenshow name that TV show? What is
it? I don't know I'm tryingto halfway tell you boning them, show
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name that TV show? No,No, how many times can you say
name that is in the title theTV show? All right, you'll get
it. Now, come on now, boning them show name that TV show?
Name that now. It's hosted byJane Krackous what's her name? Krakowski?
(41:47):
I like tose anyway. And RandyJackson. All right, who is
this? Dennis? Hey, oldDennis. We're gonna hook you up with
deep purple tikes. Alight, thankyou, my man? Did it?
I see, I'm trying to practicallytell you the answer. Yeah, but
the theme song that you're playing isnot the current No, no, this
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was seventies. This was from thenineteen eighty four. So okay, all
right, go way to go,Dennis. There you go, Dallas Wars
Classic rockelom Star ninety two five.This happens occasionally. AO just brought me
a list of two TV themes thatwere requested by rascules after we just did
(42:30):
TV tune trivia. Yeah, howfunny. Okay, see if you can
guess which this one was. Wehardly ever get requests like this after we
do a TV theme trivia, isn'tthat cool. That that's the way they're
thinking. I know, I knowthem. I'm polluting your minds every day.
Okay, here it is here yousee if you know what this is,
Annabel, this song makes you nervous. Yeah, it sounds like an
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ambulance. We had clothes. Whatis it? What is it? Oh
man, hold on, Adam,get it's on the tip of my tongue.
I don't know. Good good show? What was it? Gord Chad
Everett? Oh, I love him? A medical center. He was so
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cute. And girl, here's anotherone. I caught a request for this
one's easy, Buttly, you snickeringfloppy at hound. When courage is needed,
you're never around it. Measured youwet on her marking, and Chip
should be there for fundling it withyou up there stopping the pigeon. Stop
stop stop, dame. No,okay, so it was Muddley. The
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name of the show was Dastardly andMuttley in their flying machines. Okay,
they used to be part of PenelopePitch. Yes, yes, Penelope was
hot with a little short gangster guyschasing around on. I loved Muttley and
that laughs. Wait, wait,here's here's Muttley laughing, who was the
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dog when he ate a dog biscuit? He floated up in the air and
went, that wasn't underdog, itwas that droopy No, no, son
of a bitch. You stumped me. Oh man, I know, I
know Rascal is going to know.Somebody will know, somebody will know.
Okay, I got a little thingfor you. This is by a band
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called the Notorious Cherry Bombs, whichis actually Rodney Crowell and Vince Gillow.
And this is a song for everyguy who's ever been married. He knows
what this song is about, orif you've been in a bad relationship.
Okay, here you go. It'shard kids, say that yours. It's
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hard kids. Sadnight. Let youyour ass. Amen. Everybody's toasting with
her coffee. Here this I hearyou, brom Ca, here you hell.
(45:34):
We do that to you every singlemorning on this show. Yes,
that was what was classic rock loansstart ninety two five. I knew you
rascuals wouldn't let me down. Thedog that ate the biscuits and floated up
and then that was snuffles on QuickDrama Gras and guess what I found a
clip here you go, come on, get it. You're your He floats
(46:14):
up to the ceiling. That wasSnuffles. I knew you, guys,
just as soon as you asked theirmessaging man, Snuffles, oh man Okay.
To help Texans who've been affected byHurricane Beryl Gallery Furniture is Jim Mattris
Mac macking Veil opened his furniture storein north central Houston this week to offer
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free food, shelter, and phonecharging services. Awesome. I mean I
have a lot of friends in Houston. I'm sorry they're going through this.
The support provided refuge from the heatand the place to recover for those who
have been displaced by the storm thatswept through Houston on Monday. In fact,
there's still about a million people withoutpower gear to this day. Million.
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Mattress Mac as well known in Houstonfor making huge bets on sports games,
usually involving the Houston team, andfor his community support, particularly during
natural disasters, which is where heis needed now. So wait to go,
Mattress Mac. We won't make funof you again until you make a
stupid bet again and lose a bunchof money. He's got it to lose,
apparently, so Alec Baldwin's involuntary manslaughtertrial kicked off with opening statements yesterday.
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The actor is charged in the fatalshooting of cinematographer Helena Hutchins on the
set of the movie Rust happened inNew Mexico Now. Prosecutors told jurors Alec
Baldwin acted recklessly by not following gunsafety protocols, while the defense argued he
is not responsible for the live bulletthat ended up in the gun. The
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trial saw witness testimonies from law enforcementofficers who responded to the scene and a
crime scene technician who examined the setafter the fatal shooting. Alec Baldwin faces
up to eighteen months in prison ifhe's convicted. Oh, how do you
think this is gonna go? Youthink they're gonna bust him. Some people
have said that he was very,very reckless. Well, I mean,
(48:07):
a gun doesn't go off unless youpull the trigger, and he claims he
never pulled the trigger, but otherssay that he did. Yeah, I
know, so could it not.He may be in big trouble. I
don't know. And it all remindsme of when Great White caught a club
on fire. Remember that you rememberwho'd done it. Well. Happy seven
to eleven day, everybody. Itonly comes around once a year and it
(48:28):
occurs on a date the target toforget. That's July eleventh or seven eleven,
and Slurpy Day twenty twenty four happenson July eleventh, of course,
and as a way for the retailerto thank customers for their loyal patronage and
continued support, we're all entitled toa free small Slurpy tag and they'll be
going to five seven elevens getting freeSlurpy. Come on, yeah, just
(48:49):
get one, add your booze toit. When you get home, you're
gonna have a great day. Seveneleven is partnering with Children's Miracle Network Hospitals
in honor of the convenience store's ninetyseventh birthday. And didn't you hey,
seven eleven started right here in GFW. Yeah, the very first one was
on Edgefield in Oakcliffe, clin Iused to go to it several times when
I lived in Ocliff. Now there'sexclusive cups you can grab designed by seventy
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year old Nolan, who received treatmentat a Christas Children's Hospital here in Texas.
Thank you Nolan for the artwork frustrate. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
And look at this here, there'sanother birthday a donuttery. Krispy Kreme announced
it would be celebrating eighty seven yearsof donut Glaze by offering an eighty seven
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cent original glaze dozen with a purchaseof any dozen at regular price. It's
available for one day only, andthat is tomorrow. Okay cool. The
one day only sales limited to twodozen donuts total when purchased in shop and
drive through. Folks who purchase onlineusing the code B day are limited to
one dozen when purchased online for pickupor delivery at participating shops. Wisle supplies
(49:54):
less. Krispy Kreme was founded innineteen thirty seven by Vernon Rudolph, who
started by selling donuts to grocery stores. That is until people passing by his
bakery asked for his donuts directly fromthe source. So after Vernon cut a
hole in an outside wall and beginselling donuts to customers on the sidewalk.
And the rest is that's stray.Wow y'all ever had them warm right off
(50:17):
the you shall always wait for thelight to turn on to let them know,
yes, freshly done, and howabout getting your AMMO the same way
you get a doctor. Pepper.Dallas based American Rounds installed their first ammunition
vending machines in San Antonio. Tobuy AMMO, you first need to scan
your driver's license to verify your age, then get a facial recognition system powered
(50:40):
by artificial interior legents that will verifyyour identity. Federal law requires a person
be eighteen to buy shotgun and rifleammunition in twenty one to buy handgun ammunition.
If everything adds up, you canhave your AMO within a minute if
everything works out. The company alsohas machines in Alabama and Oklahoma. American
round says there's more than two hundredstores in Texas that are requesting a machine.
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Of course you are. Please stillhave a data on everybody that purchased
them, right, I just needto shoot something. Let me go to
the vending machine. How about that? Yeah, Dellas, what wors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five?Dead or alive? I prefer alive because
I like breathing. Sure. Bythe way, Richie Sambora from bon Jovi,
(51:27):
are they still speaking? I heardhim and John bon Jovi had a
falling out. They're sort of speakingthrough the media. You know that whole
rock star trick. Well, RichieSambora is sixty five today, Happy birthday,
Richie. I didn't who on aretickets to go see Midi Bob dor
He's an old school fan of yours, and he celebrated his sixtieth birthday at
the Bow and Them bath Mark Anderson. All right, Mark, Mark,
(51:54):
I hope we didn't ruin your birthdayparty. No, he had a good
Okay. Now, every year whenthe State Fair Texas rolls around, we
start wondering, what the hell arethey going to deep fry this year?
Yeah, well, if you candeep fried, you'll find it at some
state fair carnival, probably over here. But look at all the things deep
(52:15):
fried we eat during the State Fairof Texas every year. This year,
the Minnesota State Fair, which Ihave actually been to, Yeah, I
worked in Minnesota, is breaking newground in the deep frying game by introducing
deep fried ranch dressing. How doyou do I don't know, how do
they deep fry? Have the crapthat they do it? Like deep fried
(52:37):
butter is just like a biscuit,Yes, but deep fried ranch dressing.
That's a hard pass on me.Yeah, to make their creation ranch seasoning.
Buttermilk and cream cheese are coated witha panco shell and then deep fried.
From there, ranch powder is addedto give that extra punch of ranchiness.
This is one of the thirty threenew foods that will be offered at
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the Minnesota State Fairs. So itsounds kind of like a mozzarella stick.
If it's cream cheese and then ranchdressing, not too far crying, It
still sounds nasty to me. Thekids will tear that up. The youngsters
put ranch on everything. All mykids love ranch dressing. Everyone except Clayton.
Clayton doesn't like ranch dressing. Iprefer blue cheese dressing. Why me
(53:22):
too, that doesn't know. Idon't want no fried blue cheese. Would
you really? Yes? Yeh,fried blue cheese. Give it to me.
So has anybody gotten any word ofwhat they're going to deep fry this
year? Yes? Absolutely, Sothey've got the semi finalists. Of course.
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The State Fair is going to openSeptember twenty seven. But among the
savory, the drowning Takeito. It'sa hand rolled corn tortilla stuffed with chicken
breast, deep fried until golden brown, served in a cup and topped with
cream sauce. Hollapenos, walk themAli. Doesn't that sound delicious about fat
(54:05):
bacon pickle fries with dill pickles,battered and fried until golden brown? The
hammy pimento meltdown deep fried? Ofcourse, cotton candy, bacon on a
stick. It's bacon, and thenit's wrapped in cotton candy. Oh stop
it, I'm curious. And thenthere's a croissant meeting a cookie called a
(54:28):
cookie, and this one sounds soso good in the sweet category, a
deep fried seven up bunk cake insignature batter, deep fried, and then
they fill it with Belgian chocolate andthey serve it on a pillow of whipped
cream. Okamn, I'm kind ofturned on now anything served up on a
(54:50):
pillow of whipped cream. Come on, that sounds not a big whipped cream
fan. But that's all right.Well, you're doing it wrong, then,
I guess. Hey, summer getawaysare not cheap and gas prices are
up again because of Hurricane Barrel.So how about we help you out with
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ninety two five. I guess youhadn't thought about it. But Tomorrow's Friday
the Money. There's so many thingsgoing on this weekend too, and I'm
(55:37):
sure we'll find out in Hey,analy what's happening. But we get a
visit from comedian Greg Warren. Yep, we haven't seen in a long time.
And then comedian Tommy Davidson. Wow, yeah, he said he did
not want to miss out on seeingyou bow Rock. Oh yeah, yes,
So we're expecting him around eight fortyfive tomorrow. We'll traffic permitting,
see how all this works out.Dub Dip on Live Comedians tomorrow on the
(56:01):
Bone and I'm sure it is allright. Let's talk time wasters. What
you got in Bill, We've gotsome good stuff up, okay. So
Brett Michaels kicks off the first ofhis six Party Graw Festival shows with Lou
Graham formerly a Foreigner, Don Felder, d Snyder, and country singer Chris
Jansen happening tomorrow night in Indiana outsideof Indianapolis. Now here's Brett talking about
(56:24):
the idea for Party Graw. Iwanted to make a festival that embraced all
kinds of music, all kind ofartists, everyone being friends. Right.
What we do is we segue rightinto the music. So what happens is
I'll be in the middle of theend of a poison hit and Dee goes
right into We're not gonna take it. I want to rock back to me.
(56:45):
We'll do nothing but a good time. And then we do this with
Lou and then of course Chris Jansencomes up after he plays a full set
and Dawn they join me and it'sjust a good night unskinny Bop bop bong,
Yeah baby. And as for formerForeigner front man Lou Graham, here's
what he has to say about joiningthe Party Graw festival. We did a
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lot of talking about what our tasteand music is, and our careers and
such, and before the night wasover, he came into mindress room and
asked me if I would be interestedin doing some shows with him. Now.
Unfortunately the festival is not making itsway to North Texas, but we
have the schedule up. Also informationabout Lou Graham being inducted into the Rock
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and Roll Hall of Fame finally,along with the other original members of Foreigner,
Pearl Jam back on the road afterillness forced the cancelation of several shows
in Europe at the end of June. At first we didn't know who was
sick, but now we know itwas Eddie Vedder. He opened up about
how scary it was, said itwas a near death experience. He couldn't
(57:50):
breathe thought he was going to haveto go to the hospital. Read all
about it on our page. PearlJam just released a new album, Dark
Matter, on June twenty second,so we've got all that info up.
And John bon Jovi mourning the lossof his mother, Carol Bonchovy. She
died on Tuesday, July ninth atthe age of eighty three, just three
days short of her eighty fourth birthday. Wow. John bon Jovy released a
(58:14):
statement saying our mother was a forceto be reckoned with her spirit and can
do attitude shape this family. Shewill be greatly missed. We have the
full story from People magazine and theirinterview with John bon Joviy up on our
page. And finally, this isas redneck as you can get. Bo
Roberts. Oh yeah, try me. A group of guys that are out
(58:35):
on a fishing boat use an alligatorto open up a can of beer just
so they could chug it. Youknow, that's the hard way to do
well. We've got the video upon the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two to five dotcom. I lost the church key.
Grab that gator over there. Sure, no, sure, I'm going thirsty
star And that's a rep for theshow here today. We made it to
(59:00):
the end, so much fun ona fun with music days. Wrap it
up and put a bow on it. Tomorrow's Friday, come on now?
Yes, yes, yes, nowwe have more deep purple tickets. Are
we going to do a Friday FosterClub? You want one? Maybe you've
got one? Maybe two deep purples? A A yes, because yes,
(59:20):
the show'll be a tough one forYeah, he's getting more brutal than Randy
ever was. Oh yeah yeah.Also tomorrow, comedian Greg Warren is gonna
come in. I haven't seen Gregin a while. Yeah, he's in
Fort Worth this weekend, and thenTommy Davidson's supposed to stop by as well
in the eight o'clock hour, plusanother installment of Hey Nna, What's happening?
(59:44):
Because there's only something going on theweekend and it's all Star weekends.
Uh huh, So just think aboutthat. So many things going on,
not just at Globeli Feeling and TalkToll Stadium, but also at the stockyards.
Oh that's right, Yeah, yeah, the Clydesdale's are going to be
going through the stockyards tomorrow. HmmpPLoP clop clop there you go. Okay,
(01:00:07):
well they got to do sometime.Gottah coming up next to our after
show decompression session. Well we'll justsit here and flap our gums. And
I don't know. Anna and Iwere talking food and now she's got me
hungry for chicken wings. Yeah,we're tortured, Darving. And by the
way, Bluebells releasing new ice creamflavor to honor National ice Cream Month.
(01:00:28):
It's a cheesecake. Yeah, soit's National ice Cream Month and National Cheesecake
Day. Yeah, bluebell cheesecake icecream. Don't they have a root beer
flavored ice cream? Yes, yes, it's very good. It's cookies and
cream, cheesecake ice cream. Ohmy god. Okay, our stomachs are
(01:00:52):
going well. Quit talking and thenstarts shoving it in your byholder. So
on the after show we'll about whateveryou guys want to talk about. Feel
free to join in on the conversationby giving us a call, and tomorrow
we will get ready and have aFriday. Okay, Friday. It just
feels good saying Friday, Friday.Ye buddy, it's an antidepressant. And
(01:01:15):
you know we're sitting here just praisingFriday. We didn't even work a whole
week. We were off on Mondayand so here we are done. It
was a tough week and I feelso beat up today, and I feel
guilty about it because it's a shortweek and we just came back on vacation.
Wait, I know I'm a bitWell, it's the sun. Blame
it on the sun and the kids. We all just like to bitch.
(01:01:37):
That's what we get. Yeah,So join us on the after show on
Facebook Live and we'll bitch some more. Okay, yes, it is bitching.
I will all win the gold medaland share it. We'll see you
tomorrow. Bye,
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