The Bo and Them Full Show- Yes Man Jon Anderson Calls In. What are Dogs Thinkin'? "Mom is on OnlyFans". Aug 26, 2024 (Ep 1209)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, good morning, wake you ass up? And did
you know today is National Dog Day? Is if you
have a dog in your house, to turn up the
radio and watch them react to this.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh on pack.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Mm hmm don't no, yes, oh.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
M hm.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Hm.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yes, it's Wild Things by the Wild Dogs. Yes, this
National Dog Day today.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I feel like sniffing someone's button. Really, that's just what
dogs do.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
What kind of weekend did you have for gotshe never mind,
I don't really want to know anyone there, and I
had a lonely weekend. But we're gonna let that one go. Yeah,
we're not gonna be sniffing no butts here.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
On my morning.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Every day is dog Day for a lot of us
dog parents.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
National Dog Day founded in two thousand and four by
a lady named Colleen Page. She's a pet and family
lifestyle and animal advocate.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
And it comes in handy because all this month has
been clear the shelters month.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
The day happens to take place on the anniversary of
the day when her family adopted their very first dog,
which she was ten years old.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, adopt, don't shops right.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's also Women's Equality Day. Not gonna get no argument
for me, because I'd like to get late every once
in a while.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Here you go, here you.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Go, National toilet Paper Day.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Okay, thank you for inventing it.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
In that every day. I sure hope so toilet.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Paper, not some of that rough cheap things.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Really so, when asked what they would most want on
a deserted island, half of all people chose toilet paper, toilet.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Not food or water.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
No toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Not a member of the.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Opposite sex to keep the company toilet paper. Toilet paper.
It's one of those things we take for granted until
the roll runs out.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
That's very true.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Motorists consideration Monday. That is, until that jerk wild that
cuts you off on eight twenty and didn't get to
see the finger you gave him in response, it's all
good up to that exactly. Dam Were you next to
me in traffic this morning?

Speaker 5 (04:52):
No, No, sounds like it.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, I was in a lot of when I come
in there's no traffic. There's just me, drunks and cock
all the time. True. It is make your own luck day, Oh,
just like that? Right. It was started by Jay Richard
Falls of Irving, Texas, who placed the holiday on his birthday. Well,

(05:14):
happy birthday, mister Lucky appears to have been celebrated around
nineteen ninety five for the first time. But wait, there's
war National Chicken Day. What is it also Ronald McDonald's birthday?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, I think that's a McDonald's home day.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah. Does he live next door to mister Lucky?

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Mister Richard Paul?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
It is a musical yoga day.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Okay, music.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I guess saw a nothing like jaymindism Zeppelin while doing
the downward dog position.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh you know what.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
I went on the Motorhead cruise ten years ago and
one early morning they had a black sabbath yoga session.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
That is really okay?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
All right? Anyone like goat yoga, right?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I slept in it is all Also National Cherry Popsicle Day.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Oh, I do like a cherry popsicle.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'll eat a whole damn box if you don't stop me.
Would you like to hear the story of how popsicles
were invented?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yes? Y, yes.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Frank Epperson, an eleven year old boy from Oakland, California,
invented the popsicle by accident in nineteen oh five. One night,
after playing outside, Everson left a glass of powdered lemonade,
soda and water with a stirring stick on his porch.
The temperature dropped overnight and the soda froze. When Eperson

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came out the next morning, he looked at it and
he was curious. So he tried licking the frozen treat
and said, this is good. He named his invention the Epicicle,
a combination of his last name and the word icicle.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I'm glad it changed to popsicle.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, exactly, I like that better. The tree became a
hit with his neighbors, and Everson began selling them at
Neptune Beach, an amusement park in Alameda, under the name Epicicle.
So there you go, stuff that you really didn't ask
to learn, but you did.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
I found that fascinating.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I never knew that clear in Somethmber day around ye right,
all right, so we got a look at sports of
all sorts coming up. Yes, we got the freaking full file,
and I found something when your mom has an only
fans account? Oh no, you'll like that story. Also another installmentive,

(07:29):
did you know we'll talk to former Yes singer John Anderson.
Wow cool, who's got a new band? And a new album.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, the Band of Peaks.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
And we have tickets to see Alice Cooper with Rob
Zombie and a three day pass to Rock Klahoma Labor
Day weekend. I said, you go, it's gonna be good.
So let's do our mornings.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Get ready for all of this? So ready or not?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
It is Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
to five.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Well looking, Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Six thirty and time vers Sports of all sorts.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Shots you buy the Will Hyde Law Firm injury lawyers.
Go to Willhitewins dot com.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, Darius Davis ran seventy yards for a touchdown on
the chargers very first play and they beat the Dallas
Cowboys twenty six to nineteen at Jerryworld in a preseason
finale Saturday, which is a meaningless game unless you're a
player trying to get a job on the squad. Trey
Lance ran for a touchdown and through for a score,

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but he had five interceptions now, including a twenty five
yard pick six with Dallas trailing by a point in
the fourth quarter. Now, for now, the expiring year on
Lance's rookie contract will be spent as the third string
quarterback behind Dak Prescott and Cooper Rush. The Cowboys traded
for Lance last year after he lost the battle to

(08:55):
be brought Purties back up with the forty nine Ers.
That being said to tomorrow is cut day, meaning that
every team in the NFL has to cut their roster
down to fifty three players. Of course, you can place
a few players who you may need later on the
practice squad and then call them up. Both teams open
the season September eighth. The Chargers are at home against

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the Las Vegas Raiders and the Cowboys visit Cleveland.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Now. Some Los Angeles Chargers players had to be rescued
from a Dallas hotel elevator Friday night. I saw the
team posted on social media that several players and members
of the Chargers traveling party were stranded in an elevator
at the team's hotel, The Weston on Main Street in
downtown Dallas. It looks like an episode of Chicago Fire.

(09:43):
Around seven forty four pm on Friday, the elevator got
stuck in a blind shaft somewhere between the third and
fifteenth floors. A technician tried to get the elevator working again,
but he wasn't able to so that's when they called
Dallas Fire and Rescue. Dallas Fire and Rescues Urban Search
and Rescue team helped all fifteen occupants. That's a lot
of people in an elevator. I would be like panicking.

(10:06):
They helped him get out of the elevator through a
ceiling panel and into an adjacent elevator. The rescue was
wrapped up around ten thirty PM on Friday, so they
were in there for quite a while. The team wrote
on their socials the Los Angeles Chargers thanked Dallas Fire
and Rescue for their quick response, professionalism, and substantial efforts

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in ensuring everyone's safety. I hope they gave them like
tickets to the game. Chargers. Of course, we're in Dallas
for the preseason finale against the Cowboys at Jerry World
on Saturday, and as both mentioned, Chargers beat the Cowboys,
but it was only preseason matter.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Our record.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Now, if you were a Charger and you were stuck
in a Dallas elevator, wouldn't the first thought.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
To your mind be they're messing with us. This is
a prank. Yeah, they must have done that on purpose.
Jerry gave somebody a couple one hundred dollars bills to
stop the I gave you some money if you've stopped
bad elevator with.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
The Western Jerry Jones, Perhaps I don't know all.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Right over to the other boys.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Here are Cowboys and quarterback to Ron Bland, who is
expected to miss six to eight weeks of playing.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Today is surgery day.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
For him, right, Yes, I heard you guys talking about
this earlier. He's got a stress fracture in his foot.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
The news came hours before the Cowboys final preseason game
against the Chargers on Saturday. Bland's absence is a crucial
loss for our Cowboys defensive backfield, and especially with fellow
cornerback Trayvon Diggs coming back from an ACL injury that
forced him to miss most of the twenty twenty three season.
Dix has been in practice but has seen limited reps.

(11:44):
The other cornerbacks on the roster besides Diggs, you got
Jordan Lewis, Andrew Booth, Kayln Carson, Eric Scott, Kevin Hall,
Josh de Berry, Josh Butler, and also CJ.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Goodwin.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Now all those guys know that tomorrow bo just mentioned this,
they may be cut when all teams have to cut
their rosters down to fifty three Max.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That's why they call it good day.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
I saw Cherry after the game on Saturday and he
was saying about Deron. He was like, you know what,
we should have him back by October, mid October and
October twentieth, the Cowboys have a bye week.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
So hoping, hoping, fingers crossed for your birthday, Boat, that
we get him back on the field.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
He'll get back on the field, but then he won't
play anyway. The good people of Dublin, Ireland got a
good look at American college football and they got a
good game to watch. The number ten rank Florida State
Seminoles got a surprise out of unranked Georgia Tech, who
pulled out a twenty four to twenty one win after
scoring ten points in the fourth quarter. They weren't ready

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for that. The SMU Mustangs played their first game of
the season against Nevada. Preston Stone connected on a thirty
five yard touchdown pass to RJ. Maryland with one eighteen
left in the fourth quarter as SMU defeated the wolf
Pack twenty nine to twenty four on Saturday night, which
is a good thing because they were behind were the
fourth quarter. SMU's next game is against Houston Christian University

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this Saturday at Gerald J. Ford Stadium. Shouldn't be too
much trouble for the Ponies, and TCU has their first
game this Friday night as they head west to play Stanford.
Kickoff is at nine thirty for US since its Pacific
time out there. Come to think of it, we're gonna
have Hornfrog's head coach, Sunny Dyke's on the show this
week before Friday's game. By the way, last weekend was

(13:33):
just a warm up for this coming weekend when the
college football season kicks into high gear. Can't wait and
far removed from the playoff picture, Harrison Burton changed his
fortunes with a Lap to Remember Saturday night at Daytona
International Speedway. Burton passed two time Cup Series champion Kyle
Busch in the final lap to pick up his first

(13:53):
career victory in overtime and a spot in NASCAR's postseason.
Wait to God, he wasn't ready, but man when he won,
never he is now. Bush finished second, followed by Christopher Bell,
Cody wearing Ty Gibbs. It was Burton's first win in
ninety eight career start Wells, who his dad, former NASCAR
driver Jeff Burton, called the race for NBC Sports at
Radio down to offer his congratulations. He also hustled down

(14:17):
to the broadcast booth to celebrate with his son in
victory Lane.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Ah, that's a special. So the Texas Rangers have today off,
and thank goodness they do. Yesterday in Cleveland, they dropped
their fifth consecutive road series with a fort to two
loss in their finale with the Cleveland Guardians. Tomorrow, the
Rangers are in Chicago to face off with the one
team that they should be able to beat, the White Sox.

(14:43):
The White Sockx lost their one hundredth game of the
season yesterday. They lost to Detroit nine to four. Now,
in the modern era of baseball, only the nineteen sixteen
Philadelphia A's, who were twenty nine one hundred and one,
reached one hundred losses in fewer games than the White Sox. Yeah,
that's not a record you want. No, Tomorrow's Rangers a
White Sox game in Chicago set for a seven to

(15:06):
ten start. You can catch a game on Ballet Sports Southwest.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Okay, see you guys, remember last week we were talking
about Babe Bruce famous jersey gone up on the auction block. Okay, well,
this is the jersey that he wore nineteen thirty two's
World Series. He used his bat as a pointer, and
he called his shot, and then he hit a homer
to center field. That jersey that he wore that day,
which probably still smells like booze and cigar smoke, went

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for twenty four million dollars plus.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Oh damn are these people with all that money?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Unbelievably they have.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Someone that I can marry.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
You got a nephew or something else. I'll take whatever
you got. Man's rich. Now she married?

Speaker 5 (15:46):
In't to it.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
Heritage Auctions, our friends at Heritage said The New York
Yankees Sluggers jersey went for a record breaking twenty four
point twelve million dollars. This is after a bidding war
that lasted over six hours when it went on the
right here in our backyard in Dallas, Texas. The buyer
wishes to remain anonymous. Sorry, Anna, and the amount that
the jersey sold for. Top fellow Yankee Mickey Mantles nineteen

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fifty two Rookie card, which the Dallas based auction house
sold for twelve point six million about two years ago now.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Ruth Fame debated.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
An often imitated Calld shot came as the Yankees and
the Cubs faced off in Game three of the World
Series Wrigley Field on October first in nineteen hundred and
thirty two, and the fifth inning, Ruth made a pointing
gesture while he was up at bat, and then he
hit the home runoff Cubs pitcher Charlie root Now. The
Yankees won the game seven to five, swept the Cubs

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the next day to win the series, and that was
Ruth's last World Series ever. The called shot was his
last home run in a World Series as well.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Damn very special item. Okay, something is going to happen
in sports tonight that will probably never ever happen again. Okay,
I love stories like this about sports. Boston Red Sox
catcher Danny Jensen will do the impossible tonight and become
the first player in Major League Baseball history to play

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for both teams in one game.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Wow is that possible? Was he traded?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
I thought you'd never ask. The Red Sox in Toronto
Blue Jays were wrapping up a three game series at
Fenway Park on June twenty sixth when play was suspended
in the second inning due to heavy rain. Now at
the time, Jansen was playing for the Toronto Blue Jays,
the team that drafted him in twenty thirteen. He was

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starting behind the plate at catcher and batting seventh. In fact,
he was at bat he was actually in the batter's
box when the game was officially suspended because.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Of the weather.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
The game was rescheduled to be made up August twenty
sixth tonight and will resume right where it left off
on June twenty six as part of a split doubleheader
between the Red Sox and the Blue Jays. However, Jensen
won't be digging into the batter's box again for the
Blue Jays. Toronto traded him to Boston in exchange for

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three prospects ahead of the trade deadline, giving him a
chance to make some wild history. Jensen will be in
Boston's lineup when the game is rescheduled, meaning he will
be behind the plate as the catcher while the Blue
Jays assign a pinch hitter to take his place in
the batter's box.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
When the game was.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Called, that is crazy and it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Be broke tonight, all right. Get ready The freaking full file.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
It's next on the ball and them shoulders.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I'm gonna have brow watch nothing.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
I'm a sleeve because I don't have sleeves.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
I'm wearing a T shirt Dallas Forwards Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five and it's six forty five means
it's time for the freaking full file now. Just for
the record, ladies, listen up. Being asked to show your
boobs is not, nor has it ever been, a policy

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of US Customs and Border Patrol agents.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I'm positive if it was, there would be a lot
more men signing up to be a border patrol agent,
and I would probably quit this job to do it too,
I guess so. In Syracuse, New York, fifty three year
old agent named Shane Millan was arrested after it was
alleged that he deprived four women of their constitutional right

(19:29):
to be free from unreasonable searches by telling them that
a peek at their bare prestices is required for entry
into the United States of America. Well prosecutor say Millan
told three women to expose their bearer chest to him
over a webcam while he was processing their applications to

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enter the country. The fourth woman did, but kept her
brawn during the process, which made this like, oh man
almost saw some bolo. Milan allegedly told the woman it
was part of the process of being admitted to the country.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Oh, no, I would have heard about that a lot sooner.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well, the first three women say, no, it's not the
fourth Onesoh went well, okay, but I'm gonna leave my
wrong proussecutors say it was really for Milan's own gratification. Yeah,
you think you think that.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Might have been the reason. You think?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
So?

Speaker 4 (20:28):
How did he think he was gonna get away with that?

Speaker 5 (20:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
He figured, well, I'm wearing an official uniform. These women
won't say anything. Let's see him, baby, Come on, come on.
Is there a camera footage of this?

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I don't think so. You know, if there was, I
would have found it.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Right. It's in Syracuse, New York under lock and Key.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Well, it's hard to find a way to criticize reading
a book on Greek mythology, but there's a time and
a place for it, right.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
A thirty eight year old burglar got into the apartment
of a seventy one year year all through the balcony,
but instead of quickly going about his illegal business of
stealing stuff in the apartment, he was distracted by a
book about Homer's Iliad. Really now, I had to read
Homer's Iliad when I was in high school. Not fun reading,
but this was a book about the book. When the

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homeowner woke up, he found the burglars sitting in his
living room, engrossed and reading the book. The reader's defense,
he was climbing the building to visit someone he knew,
So yeah, he wasn't taking in an elevator. He was
climbing the building. I thought I had ended up in
my friend's apartment, saw the book and just started to
read it. The thief reportedly had a bag of expensive

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clothing that had been stolen from another house earlier in
the evening. When the cops showed up, the guy couldn't
come up with a good story of why he had
all those clothes, and so he was promptly arrested. The
author of this book, by the way, said he'd like
to find the burglar caught reading the book and give
them a copy, because he'd like him to be able
to finish the book in jail.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's gonna be lock up for a while. Give him
a copy of the book to read here. Start in fact,
just market where you'd left off reading, and you can
start from there.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Dan must be a smart burglar, but not that smart.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
It's smart and very adhd Okay, you guys remember the
TV show Lost, Yeah, yeah, I remember the mysterious scary
plume of smoke. Yeah all right, Well, Eastern Virginia people
were a little freaked out by something very similar. Recently,
residents in Eastern Virginia were puzzled after a black smoke
ring mysteriously recently appeared and floated through the sky.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I saw that it was kind of freaking yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
A local resident told news outlets that the ring was
huge and that it disappeared after ten minutes. So the
James James City County Fire Department said, we don't have
any reported incidents related to this smoke ring. Meteorologists believed
that the mysterious ring could be related to pyrotechnics or
a plume of smoke from an industrial process, possibly an explosion.

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The cause still remains unclear, or could be space aliens. Yeah,
space aliens, Yeah, marking a target sort of like kids
use sidewalk talk. I guess they shoot their deadly death
ray at us. You know, once we got it on target.
So be careful out there, and if you see any
smoke rings, well let's go ahead and adam to the report.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Okay, yeah, sure, I want to know about these. In Maine,
workers at a restaurant were shocked when a large wooden
crate that arrived at their address didn't have the coffee
mugs they were expecting. Instead, it contained thirty one pounds
of fentanyl. Oh no, the crate had the correct address
of the restaurant, but the name of the intended recipient

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was someone that didn't work there. What's interesting is that
an hour after the drug crate arrived, the man whose
name was on the package showed up to claim it
bad news for him, though, cops had already been alerted
and they were ready to take Jerry into custody on
charges of various drug offenses and violation of bill conditions

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that creative drugs had a reported street value of around
three million dollars. Of course, the guy claimed he knew
nothing about the drugs and said there must have been
a mistake. Oh yeah, sure, yeah, the mistake was you
showing up at the restaurant to claim the drugs that
you know nothing about. Yeah, did you say, Jerry Mercer?

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Jerry Mercer, the drummer from April Wine.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
No, all different, Jerry Mercer. Okay, guy, Oh it could be.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yeah, he hit hard times.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Here's a Tasmanian woman accused of being in a video
showing her having a sex act with a live fish
on a boat. No appeared in court for the first
time to spleen herself.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Fifty eight year old Katherine Lee June faces three charges
under the Classifications Enforcement Act, including possessing a beastie reality
video depicting sexual activity between Miss Lee and a brown trout.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
That poor trout.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Well it wasn't brown at first, it was a rainbow before. Yeah.
The woman co accused, fifty five year old David Ashley Hallam,
face court in Maya this year. Mister Hallam has not
yet entered the plead to his charges, which include two
counts of making reproducing a bestiality product and three counds

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of possessing a bestiality product relating to a video of
that alleged activity between Miss Lee and the trout. The
first one of you that makes a tartar sauce joke
should be a shame of yourself.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
All right, Okay, I'm just hey, the Freaks on Parade.
Speaking of Freaks with Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper is
coming to North Texas Wednesday, September eighteenth. They're gonna play
Dickie's Arena in Fort Worth, And if you want to
go and you don't want to spend the dough, then
just keep listening. We're gonna give away a pair of
tickets to that show at around seven to fifty right
here on the Bow and Them Show on Dallas Fort

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Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Five Jalla Sports Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Alex Lifson, guitarist of Rush, will turn seventy one years
old tomorrow, letting you know.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
A day early, and we've got a great Alex Lifson
story up on the Bow and Them show page this
morning at lone Star ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I can't do anything that y'all haven't already touched.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Ong Jenna, Yeah, sorry about that.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I don't know if you've seen this, but people say
it is freaking hilarious. A twelve year old boy is
trending on social media after he got into a heated
argument with the my pillow guy Mike Lindell at the
Democratic National Convention.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Really, kid is pretty sharp.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
His name is Canoa.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
He's a twelve year old influencer and content creator with
more than sixty six thousand followers his ex formally Twitter page.
He was the youngest attendee invited to the Democratic National.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Convention as an influencer.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Really well, yeah he's a sharp kiss, Yes he is well.
In the video, Mike Lindell is briefly debating the election
conspiracy theories with the kids pointing at his face. Cause
you know, everybody knows there's no theory any truth to it.
But you know who told him to keep saying that.
So he did well, and he went in disguise too. Yes,

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he shaved off his mustache and wore dark glasses and
a hat.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
But soon as he opens his mouth, you know who
it is. He says, they just found two hundred and
fifty seven thousand votes that were missing from the twenty
twenty leg. Blah blah blah, says Lindell while he's jamming
his finger at the kid A little twelve year old. Yes,
So this little twelve year old KNOA says, so your
sources trust me, bro, you haven't given me any last name.

(27:58):
You're full of crap. Under They invited this kid to
the convention. The my Pillow CEO was all in disguise. However,
this kid recognized him and immediately got in his face.
People who wistness it and said it was freaking hilarious.
Here's a little taste of it for you. There was
one down in Georgia.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
Three Democrats, George, okay, there's three Democrats in Georgia's I'm.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
On twenty two. She's a good friend of mine.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
She got zero votes in her own pruson so brandey
are I'm not telling your last you sit, but let
me tell you no, no get proof. They looked into
it in Georgia, cooked Brad RAFs and on your Republican
secretary of State. He looked in and said, oh, it
was a computer. They gave her back a vote.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
She went from frut to first. She wasn't on the belt.
You wanted to take your work for right?

Speaker 7 (28:45):
No, no, No, two hundred and fifty two hundred and
fifty seven thousand votes. This happened last week. A judge
gold in Georgia that are missing from the twenty twenty
out of two.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
This just came out.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
You're behind you s so your source is trust me Bro.

Speaker 8 (28:58):
That's your sort.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
You're Georgia truck me Bro, Trust me.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
I want that shirt.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Trust me Bro, Trust me Bro. I wish I could
have seen that, man, I wish I could have seen that.
I think he's going to be a big star.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
I think he's gonna have an endorsement with Mountain Dew
Code Red Buddy End of the Day.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Absolutely. There is an advice columnist called Dear Jane I'm
not sure where she writes her column from that offers
to answer sensitive questions that some people find embarrassing, questions
you really don't want to ask a friend because it'll
probably make him feel more embarrassed about answering it than
you were about asking it. That being said, here's part

(29:39):
of the letter written to Dear Jane says, Dear Jane,
I have discovered something utterly disturbing.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
And I'm not sure what to do.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
When my friend sent me a link to an onlyfan's
profile with a message, is this your mom?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I thought he was joking, expecting a prank, I clicked and,
to my horror, pictures of my sixty year old mother
totally nude posing in ironic embarrassing. I slammed my laptop
shut and screamed, rubbing my eyes, but I couldn't get
the images out of my head. Think about that? What

(30:17):
if you saw your mama all buck ass naked, an
only fan, scarred for life? Yes, yes, I like how
you got into position?

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Well yeah, in the studio.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's not easy to put my leg up this far
and just got.

Speaker 9 (30:36):
Into the happy baby position the other second half, Thinking
I must have been mistaken, I opened the screen once
again and there she was in suggestive poses, with the
advert reading subscribe for more.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I started to stare into space in horror. How could
my mother be flaunting herself as a naked model online.
I don't know what advice Dear Jane wrote back, but
I got a song about it across you he ball
ball Fall.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
Billy came home with a frown on his face, said,
my mom's got a new job.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
It's a real disgrace.

Speaker 10 (31:14):
She's posing in lingerie with a wink and a smile,
making money on only fans. It's so not her style.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Help my mom is on onely fans.

Speaker 10 (31:25):
She's got subscribers from all across the land. She's showing
off more than her cooking skills. My friends, I don't
know it's giving me the chills. Dad's in the nile,
he's hiding in the shed, and Grandma's clutching her pirls.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
She's about to drop this.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
The dog's sunfused. He's howling at the moon. I'm making
more money than the whole family soon. Help my mom
is on only fans. She's got subscribers from all across
the land. She's showing off more than her cooking skills.
My friends, I don't know it's given me Jill.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
That's your mom.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Don't look, mama, I just know you can like you
can't want to see your mom's from home, Well, you
have to pay extra for that. You gotta click twice
and give your credit card number. Hey, mom's gotta.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Make a living.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
You know.

Speaker 10 (32:32):
The PTA meeting was a real awkward affair. Principal whispered,
your mom's got a flair. I'm tried to change schools,
but everyone's heard.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Mom's new career is so fucking absurd.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Help my mom, is on only fans.

Speaker 10 (32:50):
She's got subscribers from all across the land. She's showing
off more than her fucking skills. My friends, I don't
know what's given me.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Just be glad it wasn't your mom.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
How much money did she make?

Speaker 5 (33:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Probably more than Dad Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five, Doctor Loved Himself. Gene Simmons of Kiss
turned seventy five yesterday. Happy birthday, Gee seventy five. Gene Simmons,
still hanging, Still.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Hanging, wondering if he's going to be selling off his
birthday presence online.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
This cod peace and with a Kiss logo on it.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Absolutely more.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Doubtedly there was another musician that turned seventy five over
the weekend. I'm not going to tell you who it
is because he's involved in our giveaway at seven point
fifty for the tickets to see Rob Zombie and Alice Scoop.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Oh okay out.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
More so Yeah. Coming up next, we're going to talk
to John Anderson from Yes. He hadn't been with the
band in a while, but the band is still not
Yes without John Anderson.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
They were just in and I was shocked to hear
that they did not play their biggest hit, Owner of
a Lonely Heart at their show at Dicky's Arena.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Will It just must have slipped their mind. But now
it's time for the educcasional. Well you know it's seimeball.
Did you know some amazing facts that you won't believe?
But I swear on a stack this high of Hustler
magazines they're true. Did you know early American humans hunted

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armadillos the size of a car, Yes, and used their
shells as houses to live in.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
I don't believe what did look it up?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
If you don't believe prey historic Randy do that all
the day. At prehistoric armadillas, they was huge. I mean, well,
you're gonna say they don't have pictures of them.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
They didn't have pictures back then, did they?

Speaker 4 (34:51):
They grew as large as bolk slagging beetles.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yes, yes, sir, I told you doubt in my ath.
I'm just trying to bring up, bring you the truth.
Poopies the size of a beetle. Yeah, well, I'm sure
you hollowed that out before you moved in. Did you
know in the eighteen thirties the crow Indian nation had
a lesbian female chief who was a hunter, horse rider,

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and warrior, and she took four women as why yeah,
and if she was ever refused, she'd kill them.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Oh yeah, okay, what I mean about that?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Here's a weird one. Did you know if you pour
it cold water into a person's ear, their eyes will
move in the direction of the opposite ear. If you
pour warm water into their ear, their eyes will move
towards the ear you're.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Pouring the water in.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Its bizarre.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
This is used to test for brain damage, and it's
called caloric stimulation.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Okay, so it's done like in the hospital, in doctor's office.
I mean, I don't know if it's a part of you.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Won't you lay down?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
We're all gonna look and see where you turn your eyes, poet.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Brain damage?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Did you know when a man asked Xerxes, king of Persia,
to please exempt his son from serving in the army,
the king was so mean that he had the young
man cut in half and ordered his army to march
between the two parts.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
What a deck?

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Did you know the brain can be kept alive outside
the body for several days. I don't know what good
that's gonna do.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
I saw that in a movie once, the.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Woman that had her brain, that had her head in
the jar.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
That's an old.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Horror move Johnovan's brain. There was man with two brains.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
A couple of them.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
And did you know there is a town in Scotland
named Pecker's cut Off.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
I wouldn't want to live there.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I wouldn't even want to drive through there. It supposedly
has a population of two people. Oh yeah, it's a
small place that's on the way to Fallcock, Scotland. Oh
my god.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
I can't make this stuff up. We need to know.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Lone Star ninety two to five. You guys ain't gonna
believe it. But in sixty nine I got my first
sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
I think we have a plaque outside of your office
that says that, oh.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Really celebrate everything I can think of?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
By God. All right, coming up, we have tickets to
see Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie. But these guys were
just in town without this guy. Say hello to former
Yes singer John Anderson.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
Hey you guys Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
See he's already trying to get on our good side
talking about the Cowboys, because after the way last year ended,
we're a little more concerned about the Cowboys this year.

Speaker 8 (37:57):
Well, I'm in forty just watching.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Oh forty nine, and we were so excited to talk
to you.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Oh well, goodbye, John, No, just kidding.

Speaker 8 (38:09):
I met my wife thirty one years ago and she
was a forty Niner fan, and I didn't know what
that meant.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
But you later found out that it was important to
your wife because in marriage, to get along, you gotta
go along, right.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
He said, if you want to go out with me again,
you've got to know what the forty nine ers are.
I said, okay, that was a good thing.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
That was a good thing. But where's my Joe Montana Jersey.
I love you, John Anderson. The last time I talked
to you was when you were on with Jean Luke Ponty.
Do you remember that I forget y'all were promoting an
album that you did together.

Speaker 8 (38:46):
Yeah, got together with Jean Luke. Still great friends who
we went on tour together, and of course you worked
with musicians. His band was so cool. They were very,
very wonderful people, and we made a really beautiful and
then he went his way and then I went my way.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
And that's life, or in the words of Frank Sinatra.
That's life. That's what they say. You're righting high in
April and you shot down in me. Here's something that
you should know. Yes was just here opening for Deep Purple,
and a listener sent me an email that said the
guy who was the singer of Yes sounded a lot

(39:24):
like you. But he also said the same thing I've
always told you, Yes is not Yes without John Anderson
and of story.

Speaker 8 (39:32):
Hey, that's what I said exactly as well.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
You should.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
And you know what, John, they didn't even do your
biggest hit, Owner of a Lonely Heart.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Now, how can you play all that not even do
that song?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
I don't know. I remember Rick. Wait, they used to
call the owner of a Horsey Cart.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
That sounds like Rick.

Speaker 8 (39:52):
Oh Man.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Rick's a gangster, prankster boy, he is, Oh for sure. Okay,
I hope this is not a real sensitive subject. I'll
apologize in advance. But did you leave the band on
bad terms or had you just had it?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
No?

Speaker 8 (40:05):
I got very sick and I had operations in Stanford
Hospital for about three months, and then I got better,
and by then they decided they wanted to use the
singer and still make money, like whatever, you do. And
I looked at my wife Jane and said, so, now
I'm going to go on tour with my guitar and you,

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and I'm going to do a solo show. And I
went round. We went round the world together for a
whole year, and it was the most wonderful experience for
my life.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
And you got a new album and a new band
called the band Geeks. That name is kind of a
nod to everyone who played in the high school or
college marching band and was always called a band geek,
and band geeks never got laid that was the problem.

Speaker 8 (40:52):
So these guys are wonderful. It's like the musical gods said, okay, John,
I think we have a band for you at the moment.
And somebody sent me a video of them playing Hearts
of the Sunrise and the well known Yes piece of music,
and right away I called it the bass Player, just
to say thank you for making a video of Yes music.

(41:15):
He said, oh, we love Yes music. John. I said, well,
let's go on tour. He said, are you sure you're
John Anderson?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
I checked, Yeah, your voice still sounds so great. I
heard Shine on True Messenger, new singles off the album
True You still sound so pure. Your vocal chords are awesome.
How do you keep your vocal chords so fresh?

Speaker 8 (41:43):
I think it's the tea. I take this tea whatever
it's called, and it's a throatt.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yeah, I take that.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
I heard of that.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah yeah, Oh, still spot up.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
I don't care how much throatcoat I have. I still
can't sound as good as John.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Anderson's Nonya who does not even the new singer and yes,
didn sound like John Anderson.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Well I got to bring this up because I'm sitting
here looking at the band's tour schedule.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
I'm sorry, schedule in England?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Then, uh, how come I don't see a Dallas Fort
Worth tour date for you in the band? Are you
mad at us? For some reason?

Speaker 8 (42:27):
I'm very disappointed that we're not played. I really am
and more West Coast gigs as well. But I speak
to my agent and I say, come on, we should
be doing something different. They said to me last week, Well,
we have some gigs in Tokyo, and I said, Tokyo,

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I want to play around America first.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Well, if you get a chance, we'd love to see
I'd love to see how the new band works with
you as the singer.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
It's magic, pure magic. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
I heard you were having so much fun with them
and that it reminds you of your early days with Yes.
Working with a band of geeks.

Speaker 8 (43:07):
Yeah, it's like when we made the album. We every
Tuesday we zoom because they live in New Jersey area
and I live in central California. And we zoomed for
a couple of hours of work together, and they were
happy to try ideas out and listen to another piece
of music that I sent. And I would listen to

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an idea that Richie Santi had this song shine On,
and we got on so well, which reminded me of
those wonderful days with Yes in the seventies. It was
just mystical and magical at the same time, and we
just got on with each other.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
And you know, I was so mad at the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame until they finally decided to
induct Yes. It took them long enough.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
Yeah. I actually I was out there doing my solo
show and they invited me to do a show at
the place where they do the initiation of the Hall
of Fame. And I was walking around thinking, all these people,
all these great musicians. You know, without these people, I

(44:17):
wouldn't be doing what I'm doing. So I felt really
very proud to be there, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
God Every Yes album I ever bought was just spot on.
And I hope you guys come here because i'd love,
Like I say, I'd love to hear you and the
new band. Let us know if you get back this way.

Speaker 8 (44:33):
Well, talk to my agent after this.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Conversation, grabbing by the collar and said, I don't want
to fight.

Speaker 8 (44:40):
Done right?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah, John Anderson is always great to talk to. You
have been a fan for many, many years, and I
wish you nothing but the best, sir.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Yeah, I wish you well. Guys, what's the love? Anna?

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Take care?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Jellis Forest Classic Groan Lone Star ninety two to five.
I just had an interesting conversation with a gentleman who
says the re said they didn't play Owner of a
Lonely Heart was because of Steve Howe. Steve Howe resents
everything off that album. That's why they didn't play Owner
of a Lonely Heart or anything.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Else because he didn't write it.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Because he didn't write it, dude.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Put your ego aside and do what the fans want. Yeah,
you know, it's about your fans. What we are, the ones
who are paying the tickets to see you?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
What was that song by the Ojays? You got to
give the people what they want.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
The nine one two five album featured guitar player Trevor
Raven who also sang a lot and also wrote a
lot of those nine on one.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Two five songs, and Steve Howe wouldn't have any of
that going. Yeah, no, I didn't write it and I'm
not going to play it. So there anyway, learn something
every day. Let's go and give away some tickets to
go see Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie. Now I told

(45:56):
you it has something to do with another rock star
ours birthday who also turned seventy three over the weekend,
just like Gene Simmons. So two one four or eight
one seven seven eighty seven one nine two five. This
is a movie that stars this particular rock star who
turns seventy five.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
I believe it was yesterday, Okay, a rockstar slash actor.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah, rock star slash actor. All right, and you're a
big fan of this guy, I'll just tell you there's
a good hint, all right. Two one four eight one
seven seven eight seven, one, nine, two five. You'll hear
him speak in this little clip. This is the trailer
from the movie. You tell me what the movie is
and I'll give you the tickets to Alice Cooper and
Rob Zombie. Okay, you ready, yes, name this movie?

Speaker 10 (46:42):
I love.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
I've been trying to call you. It's Julie, our daughter.
Max Lefcher What.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Ee, that's your good time?

Speaker 11 (46:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Just the one? Oh, Mom, you're here like the eighties
all over again.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
We're really concerned about Julie.

Speaker 12 (47:00):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Max came home told me that he was in love
with a girl named Nicole.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
She's gonna be all right.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
She's always been a fighter.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Well, she's had to be.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Here.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
She comes of all my kids in one room.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Mom, why aren't you wearing your engagement?

Speaker 13 (47:16):
You two are engates, wants some appetizers.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
We're practically eloping.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Don't you be honest, Josh and just tell Mom that
you don't want her at the wedding. Someone order a
mud slide.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Yeah, keep them coming.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
You think, because you screwed up once, you don't get
a second chance.

Speaker 14 (47:30):
And I hate Hey, why did you walk out on
my daughter?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Our daughter? You're gonna wake up and find a gray hair,
and I don't mean on your head.

Speaker 10 (47:40):
I was never a traditional mom, but I am a
musician and I'd like to give all.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
I have to you.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Okay, Annabelle got it, Anna Belle got it, Anna Bell
got it. If I tell you who the star was
or the rock star that's in it, yeah, it might
give it away.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
I had trouble figuring it out. And then finally I
recognize the actresses.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Boys, Okay, two one four or eight one seven, seven
eighty seven, one ninety two five. This movie didn't really
make a whole lot of noise, but it's one of
those that's worth at least one watch. You know, I've
never seen her, never seen it? No drew blank on
that one. Did you see what she wrote down? Yeah, okay,
I recognize the name. All right, we'll see if anybody

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knows bon of Them, show tell me what movie that is? Hello,
what is it? Alice Cooper? Yeah, no, there's no movie.
I know.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
We do have Alice Cooper tickets to give away.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, that's what we're giving away. I think he got
a little confused. I mean it's Monday morning and you
probably had a wild weekend. Bon of Them show tell me,
bon of them, show tell me what movie that was.

Speaker 14 (48:52):
I don't know the damn Tyler seven.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Tyler No, no, no, I'll tell you who the birthday was. Okay,
the birthday was Rick Springfield. Yes, Rick Springfield. Who is
Sammy Hagar's besty. He turned seventy five yesterday along with
Gene seven. If I tell you the actress, it's really
gonna come.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Oh yeah, but this actress is very.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Very famous. Bon on them, show tell me the name
of that movie. Hello, Ricky and the Fla with Meryl Streep.
I think Kevin Klein's also in the movie. And she
plays a band. And there's a guy that's in that
band named Rick Rojas. He was Rick the bass player

(49:38):
when Joe Walsh came in to work for Redbeard back
in the Q one O two Day and Rick was
always there, never said a word. He was just known
as Rick the bass player.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
And then you saw him in the movie and you're like,
I know that guy.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
He passed away right after that movie too. All right,
who is this?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Carry got yourself to ticket? Se Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie.
You hold on and we'll hook you up. Okay, all right,
wait to go okay, rekay ree. Tomorrow we'll do something
different and probably a lot stupider to give these tickets away.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Now, coming up next hour, we're going to open up
the lone Star ticket window around eight forty and we
had your three day passes to rock Lahoma. If you
don't have plans Labor Day weekend, drive up to Oklahoma
and you're gonna see Anthrax, Slip Knock, Evanescence, and so
many more. It's Rockklahoma happening in Oklahoma this weekend. We

(50:32):
have your three day passes in the lone Star ticket
window right here on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Oh, there goes a tumble week right already, lone Star
ninety two five. Wish you were here, because if you were,
I'd still be sleeping at home.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
All right.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Tomorrow, of course, is a toy box Tuesday. I've got
some stuff planned for you, some of it in on
of Labor Day.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Weekend on the horizon.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
But as we told you earlier, today is National Dog Day.
I got two dogs myself, and one of them really
loves me, the other one not so much. That dog
has hated me since we rescued her, and we rescued.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Her I know, but I heard Rosie was moving out.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yes, she's going with Bailey. Bailey's really so.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Then you'll be surrounded by love once again.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yes, little cub and my buddy and everybody that has
a dog, you always look in their eyes and you say,
what is the dog trying to say to me? Oh?

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Yeah, I do that.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Have you ever wondered what dogs are thinking?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Oh? Absolutely every day.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Well wonder no more.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
And now what dogs are thinking?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Sparky?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
What who's there?

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Boy, come here, boy, sniff your crotch. Oh it's the
food guy.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Boy?

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Do you miss me?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
What a good dog?

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Rub me there?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Oh you're good, you're good, all right, tell you what.
I'm gonna go upstairs and change and then i'll get
you some dinner. Okay, boy, I have no idea what
he's talking about.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
What a smart doggie?

Speaker 5 (52:20):
What's this? Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Did you choose this?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Oh he's ticked.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
That's my good dress shoe?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
That is bad?

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Oh, no, very bad, the paper bad dog.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
If I act real helpless, he'll knock it off. Oh
all right, forget it. He wins every dan.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Let's just sit.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
There and I'll be right with you. What you're doing now?

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Oh no, Oh, don't sit there.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
What are you looking at? I drink out of that
white thing. Oh that's disgusting, and he calls me an animal.
All right, Ritt, got a song for you and your dog.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
National Dog Day.

Speaker 13 (53:09):
Come on, my dog, don't chase chickens. My dog, don't
chase cats. My dog don't chase the women.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
All makes a.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Lot for that talking about nine dog.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
He's a good old dog. When you're from your doll,
my dog will show your dog way home. My dog,
he's good dog.

Speaker 13 (53:45):
When that sun comes falling down, my dog climed in
the shade.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
My dog don't have no work at all. He's got
his maid.

Speaker 11 (53:55):
Talking about mine dog, he's a good old dog. When
you're frum this stone, my dog will show you some
way home.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
He's my dog.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
He's a good old dog.

Speaker 14 (54:17):
Oh yeah, your little dog out.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I'm let me hear a buck.

Speaker 12 (54:39):
Good dog. Ah, that dog's all right, Well I'll kill you.
My dog goes out of that, runs me down to school.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
My dog stays up late to night.

Speaker 15 (55:00):
Having that moves my dogs an old dogs know.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
When you're drunken stone, my dog show.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Your to wear.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
My dog. Why don't don't give me no limp, No,
butter does he mean? I don't?

Speaker 15 (55:31):
Than it is mine do man with friends, my dog.

Speaker 16 (55:41):
An old nose, and when you're drunken stone my dom
will show you to way home.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Mine do.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
I My dog boy, good old dog gainy.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Oh yeah, I don't even mind picking up his turns
on the road.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I think you're a good dog owner.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah, because he's a good dog.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
A doll house. Let it out, get it, let.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
It out, turns the way. I bet he feels better now, don't.
Oh yeah, still do that too, I bet, oh yeah,
he'll never lose it. He'll never lose it. Okay, if
you don't have any plans for Labor Day weekends, stick
around because we have three day passes to rock Lahoma

(56:47):
up in Friar Creek and that's Labor Day weekend. So
this weekend, snip tight, snip tight, and.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Hang on all right.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
The Keller Independent School District approved controvert old policy changes
regarding how students identify themselves. That was despite a student
in parent arguments that the new policies put lgbtq r
x y Z students in harm's way. With the changes,
Keller ISD will now require teachers to use pronouns consistent

(57:19):
with the student's gender on their birth certificate.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Look, if you.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Want to change your gender, you know, if you go
so far as to have your plumbing rerouted, then you really.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Wanted to do it.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
As far as what you call yourself, that's what you
call yourself.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Right, Yeah, like nicknames exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Parents will be notified if a student wants to use
a name or pronoun to describe themselves that they were
not assigned at birth, and parents must provide written notice
if a student can be called by a different name
or pronoun. I don't understand this, They them, crap, I
really don't.

Speaker 14 (57:52):
I know.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
It gets to be rather and they're requiring the same
kind of standards when you go and get your driver's license.
If you decide you want to be a woman instead
of a man, but it's on your birth certificate that way,
that's how it's going to be on your license.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Transgender Texans can no longer change the sex on their
driver's license to align with their gender identity.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Now their picture can be male or female, but the
gender has to be what you were born with.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Just be don't be upset if you decide you're a
guy and you want to be female, and the officer
looks at your license goaled, man, you're ugly Jesus moment.
Even if they present the state with a certified court
order or an amended birth certificate verifying the change, you
still can't do it. Sherry Gibson, the chief of the
state's Driver's Licensed Division, confirmed the policy just last Wednesday.

(58:41):
A day earlier, Gibson sent an internal email detailing the change,
she said would go into effect immediately. Under previous DPS rules,
people could change the sex on their driver's license if
there was a clerical error, or if they presented an
amended birth certificate or an original certified court The change
was prompted by the Office of Texas a Journey General

(59:04):
Ken Paxland's concerned about the validity of court orders.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Now.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
I think Kenny p just he just don't lock them
kind of people. That's the reason. You can say what
you want.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
But we know the reason.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Hey, NASA has decided it's just way too risky to
bring two astronauts back to Earth and Boeing's troubled new
capsule and they're gonna have to wait until next year
to get a ride home from Space X. But the
capsule would stay up in space, So what should have
been just a week long test flight for the pair
will now last more than eight months. And you know

(59:40):
they don't have enough underwear. These season pilots have been
stuck at the International Space Station since the beginning of June.
Thruster failures and helium leaks and the new capsule screwed
up their trip to the space station and they ended
up in a holding pattern after almost three months. The
decision finally came down from NASA's highest ranks over the weekend,
butch Wilmore and Sunny Williams will come back in a

(01:00:02):
SpaceX spacecraft in February of twenty twenty five. It was
only supposed to be a week, folks.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
The SpaceX capsule currently parked at the space station is
reserved for the four residents who have been there since March.
They'll return in late September, their sday extended a month
by the starliner dilemma. NASA said it would be unsafe
to squeeze two more people into the capsule except in
an emergency, so the other two were gonna have to
stay behind until February of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Wellow Gill the skipper thought it was just going to
be a three hour tour.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
That's very true. Thanks for bringing that up here.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
Anytime Tesla is hiring, not the band, unfortunately, I think
i'd jump on that. But Tesla Austin Electric Vehicle people.
They're on the lookout for people who would like to
wear motion capture suits and therefore help train their optimist robots.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Oh, the robots that are going to kill us and
take it ho It's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
Right thisky Net to robotsky Net. Job candidates are required
to be five foot seven to five foot eleven decent shape.
You're gonna be walking around seven plus hours a day
and you're gonna be wearing about thirty extra pounds on
your back.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
All right, I don't think I want to do that,
so I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Out listen to this.

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
Candidates in order to qualify for the job, must have
the ability to stand, sit, walk, stoop, bend, reach, crouched
and twist throughout the day. That sounds like a busy
work day.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
It does.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
It pays between twenty five and forty eight dollars an hour,
and it seems to be signaling to industry insiders that
Tesla's pushing hard to catch up with their competition on
the AI fake person robot front.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Him helping the robots take over. No, no, no, I
want to work for you guys. Yeah, you'd figure that out.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
We're not out to take over anything. We just want
to have some fun. Yeah yeah, hangold have the fun.
I ain't taking over the world, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Put him up?

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Put Dallas forwarst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
A street fight Maine because summer's here, the time is right.
Don't fight in the street, just stay home and chill.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Out, man, do it in the air conditioning.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah. Or or you can go to Rock Oklahoma and
Drier gree Oklahoma Labor Day weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
And who won those three day passes?

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Fort worths Angels, Siana. He says, no problem. I can
do a spontaneous road for Oklahoma Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Yeah, you can go all three days if you want to.
Yeah yeah yeah. Does the name Ava Hunt mean anything
to you?

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Isn't that like Lamar Hunt the Kansas City chiefs owner's daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
That's his granddaughter's granddaughter.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
He is the owner.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Is it was Lamar Hunt? Now the owner is Clark Hunt,
and she is Clark Hunt's daughter. She moved into her
SMU dorm over the weekend. Earlier this year, the nineteen
year old Ava announced she would be attending SMU to
be a part of the university's cheerleading team. Wow, Laboula,

(01:03:16):
he's a pretty girl and she's a clear legacy on
the Hilltop too. Her father, Clark, attended SMU in the eighties.
Her uncle, FC Dallas owner Dan Hunt, graduated from the
school in two thousand. Her grandfather was Lamar Hunt, who
founded the Dallas Texas Texans and later moved them to

(01:03:37):
Kansas City to become the Chiefs. He used to own
the Dallas Byrn, which is now FC Dallas owned by
miss Ava's uncle. Are you following me?

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:03:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Lamar Hunt is the one that coined the term super Bowl.
He played football for the Mustangs before graduating in nineteen
fifty six.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
See, I didn't know that naturally. Plenty of her cousins
have at TENDU in SMU as well. The first day
of classes at Southern Methodists begin this morning, so she's
probably sitting in class right now thinking why couldn't the
summer be another two would?

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Did you see the picture on social media of her
dorm room.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Oh no, she got it all decked out, so I understore.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
Gosh, it's beautiful, really, probably nicer than my whole apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Just remember, spend all that trouble decorating. When you move out,
you gotta take all that stuff back.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Yeah, but she's a hunt she'll pay somebody to stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Yeah. Yeah, she'll hunt someone down for the right amount
of money, they'll do it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Okay, Hey, cold plays. Chris Martin has just been added
to the star studded iHeartRadio Music Festival. It's happening September
twentieth and twenty first in Las Vegas, and you could
be there, be listening around nine to twenty for that
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Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Wonder if Andy Summers and Stuart Copeland said, I think
our singers are perverse. Must stare through women's windows or something,
but maybe not See that's where I always take everything.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
And that's why we love you.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Sting is a kinky devil, though him and Trudy engage
in things like uh oh, I've heard is a big thing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
What did he say? Remember years ago he said that
he lasted like over twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
You are a damn lie. You're a lie. You're a lie.
Don't even lie to me, staying that's what he said,
wanting four hours because of the well, moving right along.
See how he just touched on it and then left,
because that little voice is let it go, bow, let
it go, just move long. We heard your wheels spinning

(01:05:54):
up there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Oh it's that loud.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Huh. Well, I'm not surprised all right, time wasters will
go to talk here what you got so.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Up on the ball and them show page long Star
ninety two five dot com. Alex livesin. You talked about
this earlier. Bo He is celebrating a birthday tomorrow, he'll
be seventy one. Well, he has launched a new guitar
pedal called the Lurks blah blah wah blah blah wah,
and the name was inspired by his memorable Rock Hall

(01:06:22):
induction speech.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Oh where he went blah blah blah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
Blah blah blah for over two minutes. You remember that. Okay,
So here's Alex talking about why he decided to turn
his Rock Hall speech back in twenty thirteen into a joke.
It just seemed to me that there were all these
long speeches, excepted speeches, and they were only blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
That's what it sounded like to me after a while.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
So I still told the story of where we came
from and the whole deal with the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
The thing was the blah blah blah went on wag.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Yes, yes, he should have just done it for thirty seconds,
thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Knew he goes on for two and as well.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
Alex says that at first Geddy and Neil, who were
standing behind him, were really upset about it because they
felt like it ruined their moment during the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. But then when they
saw the video afterwards, they were in on the joke.
We've got the full video up on our page if
you don't remember it from twenty thirteen, plus all the

(01:07:24):
information about his new guitar pedal.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
The blah blah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Now some of you may know this, but def Leppard
goes back sixteen years with Travis Kelsey's girlfriend Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Oh really yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
They collaborated back in two thousand and eight on CMT Crossroads.
Of course, back then, no one imagined that Taylor Swift
would become the star that she is right now. Well,
def Leppard's Joe Elliott was interviewed by The La Times
and one of the most controversial things that he says
is that Taylor Swift is commercially bigger than the Beatles
and the Rolling Stones combined. The Wow, I'm sure he's

(01:08:03):
gonna get some hate about that, but he recently says
he saw Taylor because he took his eight year old
daughter to see her show in Dublin, Ireland, and that
he was the cool dad with his daughter first for
at least two days.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Yeah, yeah, for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Well, we have a link to that interview, plus a
link to the CMT Crossroads where Joe Elliott and def
Leppard team up with Taylor Swift. You haven't lived until
you've seen them singing love Story with Taylor's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
I guess I haven't lived yet yet.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
You two have released the twelfth and final episode of
their digital series You Two to Love and Only Love
Deep dives and B sides. This one focuses on electrical storm.
We've got the video up for you. And in other
music news, Neil Young has shared another track from Archives
Volume three, which is going to be out September sixth,
that's a week from Friday. Check out Lady Wingshot on

(01:08:55):
our page. Plus, Kiss celebrating the thirty fifth anniversary of
their fifteenth album Hot in the show Shade with a
limited edition vinyl picture disc. We've got all the information
that's gonna be out October eighteenth. And Brian Adams, speaking
of Kiss, has released a video of his version of
war Machine, which he wrote for Kiss Yeah with his

(01:09:15):
longtime songwriter partner Jim Valence and Gene Simmons. And we've
got that song up on our page. Finally, if you're
having a hard time moting your motivating yourself on a Monday,
since it is National Dog Day, we have a video
of the laziest dogs in the world. It's a compilation
of dogs that just can't muster the energy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Oh I bet my dog would give him a run
for today's money.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Check out the video up on our page. The Bow
and Them show page at lone star ninety two to
five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
That's right, show No Mercy Dallas w Wars Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five. Well we got through Monday
without too many scars checked.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
We survived. It's nap time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Oh yeah, trying to shake off the weekend, you know,
because you sleep as later as you want. Then here
comes Monday morning and the alarm.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
Going, get up your jack off. You've gotta go back
to work.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
Yeah, you blink and the weekend is over.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I have noticed that. Of course, when you start out Friday,
you get off workday.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
I got a whole weekend. What's over already?

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Yep, thirty Sunday night, son of a bit. But guess what,
it's a three day weekend coming Labor Day weekend. Now,
we usually do this thing called what was the worst
job you ever had since this Labor Day weekend? So
think about that and give us a call, and everybody
has to describe some of the worst jobs they've ever had.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
I don't think I've really had a bad job.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Really, lucky you you never had to do any grunt
work and life sweeping out a grocery store bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
Or when I was in high school, my best friend
at the time, her dad was a dentist in South Texas.
I worked as a dental assistant in high school and
in college, and that was a good job. It was
great money, good money.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I worked some crappy jobs in my day, most of
them I've told on the air before. But we'll go
through them again. We'll go through them again on the front.

Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
Okay, well that would be fun. Yes, buddy, I got
stories for you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Bad bosses. I've had a few. Yeah, oh yeah. But
you know what, if you just give them enough time
to hang themselves, they will.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
Rope to hang themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
So our after show decompression session is coming up next,
and then we will be back tomorrow for a toy
box Tuesday, and I have some goodies already picked out.
But if you have any suggestions, I'd be mold than
willing to listen. Now, as far as what we're going
to talk about on the after show decompressions, your guess

(01:11:59):
is as good.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
You're gonna have to tell everybody about alien romulus.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Oh yeah, oh you went.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Yes. My wife took me and I said, okay, all right,
we'll see you tomorrow, alright.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
By