The Bo and Them Full Show- ASKS: Coolest Movie Deaths, Pre-Toilet Paper Days, Fri 13th Origins. Linda Lash Dresses Up Sep 4, 2024 (Ep 1215)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The most intensely shocking experience for all times.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It gets up and kills the people it kills, get
up and kill. This situation must be controlled before it's
too Wait, they are multiplying too rapidly.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
The bone in them show they kill for one reason.
They kill for food. They eat their victims.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Imagine if you will, that something has gone terribly wrong
now except the fact that there's no escaping the horrible consequences.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Oh, good morning.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
The bone in them show. You must not be allowed
by the concept that these are our family members or
our friends. They are not. They will not respond to
such emotions.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Operated dead post the band, and they never get a line.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
What the hell is it? What are they doing?

Speaker 6 (00:55):
Why do they come here?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's some kind of instinct memory what they used to do.
This was an important place in their lives.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
When there is no more room in the.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Hell, the go in them shells will walk the earth.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We are down to the line, boats, we are down
to the line.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
If you can imagine the furor of love, then maybe
you'll hear.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Magnificent in its horror. Therefore, this certificate assures burial service
without cost to anyone in the audience who dies of fright.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
There it does often, and enjoy our attractions.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
And the comfort of your own car.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Hurry, hurry, fault.

Speaker 8 (01:38):
To all of you who have recently made your way
into America, we say welcome. We know that no matter
how you got here, it was an ec Just a
few things before you get settled. First, we would appreciate
it if you learn to drive the red means stop,
green means go, and there's no color that means sit
in the intersection and arrested out El Camino trying to

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read the signs while everyone else tries to get past you. Second,
remember that all cultures who come here have to work
their way up. The Irish were drunken laborers for years,
and now look at them, they're drunken politicians. So don't
be discouraged if you feel America's boot on your face
for a few generations. That's our way of saying we

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care finally learn the English language. We're not saying it's
the best language, but it's the one we've spoken for
a few hundred years, and we're getting a little tired
of trying to order McNuggets from someone speaking only fragmented Spanglish.
They picked up from watching The Price is right. We'll
talk again soon. And welcome to America.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yes, and welcome to you who woke up to have
your senses assaulted by this program.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
What a great way to start your day.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh oh yes, assault on the senses because today is
ask a stuff Day. Ya ask any question you want.
We have to ask your stuff Hotline two one, four, eight, six, six,
eighty six hundred. Got a few good ones. A couple
of them, we went.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yeah. Some they just wanted our opinion.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, and I can't believe you really care about what
our opinion is about anything. But we'll answer those questions too, sure,
Yeah one of them. One of them is about movies. Yeah,
all right, so it's gonna be fun. We'll get into
that one. Plus, of course, another installmentive did you know?
And we'll play Choose your News at seven point fifty

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for family four pack of tickets to the State Fire
of Texas, which is opening Friday, September twenty seven.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Yes, three more days, folks. We're counting them down.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yes we are, I'm gonna say, but who's counting apparently, Emma,
Yes I am.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Now we're gonna get to tay some of the Big
Text Choice Award winners. Oh yeah, on September sixth, that's
when they're gonna come back.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Are you're gonna bring a bunch of food up in Yeah? Awesome, man,
I thank you.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Anna.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Also, this Friday is our NFL tailgate party. The Ducepox
Words Mike Dusy gonna join us day. We will do
our first round of NFL pro picks as well, and
we're gonna eat some Hamburgers.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Amy, Yes, Hat Creek Berger are going to be dropping
by for our NFL tailgate party.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I likes doubt standing. All right, So today is Wednesday.
We are celebrating National Leadership Day. Uh, there are certain
people that are born leaders. Basically, there's three things you
must do whether you're a leader or not lead, follow,
or get the hell out of the way. That pretty
much tells you about life itself, doesn't he It's very

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important National Wildlife Day with the passing of Steve Irvin Irwin,
the Australian zoo keeper and conservationists known for his television
show The Crocodiloga. The date of the day coincides with
the day he passed way September fourth, two thousand and six.
Wasn't it a stingray right in my heart? Right in
the heart.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Stingray did a very rare thing. It inverted onto its
back and shot its tails straight up into his heart
and then he pulled it out.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
That's not a good way to go.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
You know what, These kids, though, are doing a fabulous job.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Kid.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yes, yeah, and his legacy alive.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
It is National Spice Blend Day.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
I like spice blends.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Look what those eleven herds and spoties did for Colonel.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
Said, They made him a millionaire.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Keep your regular too. National Newspaper Carrier Day, they still have.
It honors Barney Flaherty, who is believed to have been
the very first newspaper carrier, and also honors all the
current newspaper carriers and celebrates the history of newspaper delivery.
Flattery was hired on today's date in eighteen thirty three
at the age of ten. Whoa And because he was

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so young, that's why we started calling them paper boys
instead of paper men.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah. I had a paper route. I took it over
for my brothers. Yeah, yeah, I was around ten years old.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
National Macadamia nut Day. Love them. They're native to Australia.
There named after chemist John McAdam, who promoted their cultivation.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
There you think when he tasted one, he went, damn
that's macadamn.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
A good, damn good.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Remember Christopher guests talking about him investing Oh yeah, pine
nut pain nuts.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Whoa nuts these nuts.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
It's gonna be one of those days.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yes, it already is also eat an extra dessert day.
So like a command to me, I don't care, I'll
do it. I guess we better do it, and we'll
have trouble for not doing it. So I don't take
any chances eat two desserts today because it might be
the law. We don't know. I can take orders, and
it's global talent acquisition day. Sorry, we're the best they have, right,

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and we're local, baby, yes, damn right, and live and live,
and we're in Colors. Hey, I can tell you it's
six sixteen thirty five right now. Amen, there you go.
Ain't nobody in another town can tell you that?

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, all the real All right, So let's get ready
for sports of all sorts by doing these traditional morning strict.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
It's what I've been waiting for.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh morning lorn, all right, are we ready to do
this show?

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Every day we've got let's go ragosn Here you go showtime,

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and everybody will be sailing away with Dennis de Young
except Jay because they don't like each other.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
So sad he's gonna fly instead Dallas.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
What was Classic Rodalone Star ninety two? Fire and look,
it's time for sports all.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
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Speaker 3 (08:20):
Okay, Mike McCarthy said this week he has a twenty
one game plan for the Cowboys. Well, since there's not
twenty one games in a season, I don't know he's
laying out a team meeting as he does before every season.
That plan might have come to fruition for the coach
to return for a sixth season in Dallas. Really now,

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The Cowboys didn't fire McCarthy after last season fiasco forty
eight to thirty two hosts at home to the Green
Bay Packers in the wildcard round. Neither did they give
him an extension after a third consecutive twelve win regular season,
a first for the Cowboys since the nineteen nineties. The
Cowboys entire coaching staff and more than thirty players, including

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quarterback Dak Prescott, are in the final year of their deals.
Multiple times, Jerry has mentioned the Green Bay loss as
the reason why he didn't extend McCarthy's contract. We all
knew that anyway. Jerry had just turned up the heat
on everyone in the organization, believing that the angst and
pressure of being in a contract year will bring out

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their best. Well, Jerry, we certainly hope so. The only
coach with more regular season wins the past three years
than McCarthy is Andy Reid. Oh really, but the Chiefs
coach has two Super Bowl championships in that'spenned. McCarthy has
one playoff win and Jerry don't like it. I won't

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damn Super Bowl at Sea it. But is it the
coaches or the players exactly? The Cowboys regular season gets
underway this Sunday afternoon at three twenty five when they
play against the Browns in Cleveland. Better hope they look good.
But we'll talk about on Friday's tailgate park.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Hey, former Arizona State Sun Devil in San Francisco forty nine,
or Ricky Pearsall was shot over the weekend in San Francisco.
But he's home from the hospital and is recovering. But
all the texts wishing him well might not have made
it to him. His old phone number was recently activated
in Phoenix by a mother who just got her son

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his first cell phone, and ever since the shooting, his
phone has been getting notifications non stop. Twelve year old
Lincoln Shrek Monday told a media outlet in Phoenix, I
have Ricky Piarsoll's old phone number. It all started after
his phone was activated with the new number about two
months ago. He says, when I first got the first

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weird message, I just shrugged it off as nothing. It
wasn't until last Saturday when his iPhone was inundated with
get better soon text messages. He says he got messages
from all over the country, from all over the world.
In fact, they counted at least one hundred messages meant
for Riky pearsall within the last three days. Wasn't until
he had texted someone saying wrong number that he figured

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out whose old phone number he actually has. Huh now.
The twelve year old kid also hopes Ricky sees this
story and can let people know his phone number has
changed so he doesn't miss unimportant phone call. The forty
nine ers released a statement saying that Pearsall was released
from the hospital Sunday afternoon. By the way, the seventeen

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year old suspect in that shooting is going to be.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
A rain today. Good good, seventeen seventeen years old, and
this little twelve year old kid's got mommy, have I
been sick? Kee will tell me better? I feel fine?

Speaker 7 (11:39):
There you go check this out. The first NFL game
ever in Brazil is this Friday, and that's going to
be Philly trying to knock over the Green Bay Packers
down there in South America.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Even suck. Packers suck too, come think of it.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
Beaten the Packers is like beaten Notre Dame. It's like
you're gonna knock over a concrete While the country's very
excited to hoist the teams, Eagles cornerbacked Aarius Slagh is
not so excited about going. He says it's because he
doesn't think the trip to Brazil is safe. They already
told us not to leave the hotel when we get
down there. They told us that we can't do too
much because the crime rate is crazy high. I'm like, NFL,

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why would you want to send us somewhere with a
crime rate this high.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Remember in Rio during the Olympics, they said, carry a
fake cell phone with you because that's the one thing
you're gonna get raw, snatch it away, and that's the
one thing they're gonna get from you, is your cell phone.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
You just have to keep your eye out.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
That's it. That's it, or carry a pistol. I suggest both.
Big Chicken. That restaurant changed Sequiel O'Neil and his business partners,
founded in twenty eighteen, opened yesterday in Fort Worth. The
first thirty four people in line got free food from
Big Chicken for an entire year, because thirty four was
a number Shack War while he's playing for the Lakers,

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and some folks started lining up earth really early. A
guy named Frank Perez was the first person inside the
restaurant when the door's open. He and his family had
been waiting outside the restaurant since Sunday. No, oh, listen,
it's not open for ten minutes and then it closes down.
It's gonna stay open. You want to wait outside since

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Sunday years worth of Chicken, I guess. So the restaurant
issued the first thirty four people a Big Chicken gift
card that will reload ten dollars every week for the
next twelve months. Others kept their fingers crossed, hoping to
meet the owner, Shaquille O'Neil, but he wasn't there. His
face had displayed on the menu advertising the restaurant shakes
made with real ice cream. Yup Shacking has two business

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partners on several restaurants convenience stores, gas Station, and now
the first Big Chicken in North Texas which is located
at ninety seven forty nine North Freeway in Fort Worth.
And you don't have to wait out line until from
Sunday morning on no gone, just go. Oh what a night?

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Can I get a touddum for the Texas Rangers. Yeah,
Texas Rangers rookie Wyatt Langford saved the Rangers last night.
With the bases loaded and a full count in the
bottom of the ninth inning, the rookie outfielder drilled ball
into the second deck of left field for a walkoff
grand slam, stunning the New York Yankees and giving the

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Rangers a seven to four win, avoiding a sweep. The
home run hit off closer Clay Holmes was Langford's tenth
of the season, his second in as many days after
he hit a two run shot in Texas' eight to
four loss to the Yankees Monday night. Now Langford becomes
the first rookie in franchise history to hit a walk

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off Grand Slam. The Rangers now hold a sixty six
to seventy three record after last night's win, which marked
their six in their past eight games. They still sit
third in the American League West and are eight and
a half games out of the final wild card spot.
So I don't think they're gonna make it to the.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Play well, but who knows? Yeah, yeah, who knows?

Speaker 6 (15:02):
Who knows? I like the way you think, Bo.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Roberts, if we're almost a mediocre Yeah, we're almost the
five hundred, So hold on to that thought.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
The Rangers and Yankees wrap up their three game series
tonight at Globelife Field, with right hander Nathan Eovaldi on
the mound for the Rangers. Marcus Stroman will pitch for
the Yankees. First pitch, seven oh five.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Damn, Hey, at least we're not the White Sox. You
guys did? I saw something about their draw at their
games yesterday. It's something about only seventeen people showed up
for their game.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Well, yeah, when you suck that bad, people don't want
to see you lose, even though they love it.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Well, I didn't want to see them reach that one
hundred and six mark.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah true. Did you know yet they reached seventeen people game.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
After more than three years, fort Worthst. Panther City Lacrosse
team is no more. They have shuddered their doors with
the National Lacrosse League, sciting an untimely witcher all of
Panther City's membership as the reason of the club thanked
fans for their support in a social media post that
read to our players, to our coaches and staff, thank
you for your passion, your hard work, and your dedication.

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And to our fans, thank you for your unwavering support.
The professional box or indoor lacrosse team, which wrapped up
its regular season in April, began playing in Dickey's Arena
in Cowtown in November of twenty one. Panther City Lacrosse
made the playoffs this year for the second consecutive season. Nonetheless,
we bid them adieu all over.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I guess it is what it is and this is
gonna gross you out. Hellman's Mayonnaise has a new brand
ambassador NFL star Will Levis, the Tennessee Titans quarterback, has
launched the world's first mayonnaise inspired fragrance that smells like
greatness according to.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
Him, is this a guy that puts the mayonnaise in
his coffee?

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yes, he puts mayonnaise in his morning coffee. Nasty, Dona.
He has every right to do that, but that's just nasty.
I'm with you, Oh damn well. He began working with
Hellman's this year to create the scent, which is basically
a joke, but it really is real. Who would want
to smell like a sandwich when going out on a

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date is a mystery. But Will Levis Number eight is
available through Spotify. You can keep it because I don't
think I wanted anything to do with then, all right,
the Freaking Fool File isn quit Joe Grinnin and drop
the old linen. Kim oh yold look Dallas for what

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was classic ardalone Star ninety two to five coming up
our first round of ask the Stuff questions, So stand by,
we're all gonna learn. Now it's time for the freaking
Fool File. I've heard of people doing this, but a
Mexican family has been outed as scammers after being caught
on video placing live cockroaches on their plates at restaurants

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so they can complain and get a free meal. Oh.
The Porto Cle restaurant in Guadalajara recently took the social
media the shame of family of scammers who had threatened
to make a scene because of a cockroach they allegedly
found in their food that they ordered unless the restaurant
agrees not to charge them for the meal. Now, although

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confused by the incident, managed decided to Okay, we'll give
you a free meal because they didn't want an unnecessary
scandal to give the restaurant a bad name. However, as
soon as the family left, they checked these surveillance cameras
and found that a blonde woman at the head of
the table taking out a small container from her purse
and dumping a live cockroach on her plates. With the

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cockroach planted, the family calls a waiter and fake's outrage
and disgust over the cockroach they themselves planted. After complaining
about the incident, the family leaves that restaurant with all
the food they'd ordered packed to go, but without paying
for it. Someone in the restaurant said if they're so
disgusted at finding a roach in their food, why are

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they taking the leftover?

Speaker 9 (18:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Ah, that was that was a giveaway. Yes, yeah, yeah,
but he keeps moving. I just eat faster. After the
video went viral, a number of people online came forward
and saying they've seen the same family doing the same
thing at other restaurants in the area. The family is
now in a lot of legal trouble and is now

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banned from every restaurant in town.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
Good.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I guess you'll have to move somewhere that they don't
know you so you can try your scam again, because
it ain't gonna work.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
And you need to remember that there's always someone video taking.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, there's cameras everywhere.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
I had a buddy in college that got in trouble
in a Denny's. Biggest drinker I've ever known in my life.
He went into a Denny's broke in the middle of
the night, ordered a big breakfast, reached into his pants
and pulled out a wisp of pube and put it
on his plate and tried to get refunded, and they
saw him and called the cops. Wait, did he reach
down there and pluck one.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Of his owne.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
Drunk as hell. He didn't give a damn broke.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Now he's going to have to pay to get out.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Of jail, right, Yeah, probably hopping up and down because
he pulled.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Moving right along. A seventy year old Alabama man died
late last month after a surgeon at a Florida hospital
made a huge mistake during surgery. Muscle shoals. Resident William
Bryan and his wife Beverly were at the rental property
in Okaloosa County, Florida, when William Brian began experiencing a
really bad pain on his left side. The couple went

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to Ascension Sacred Heart Emerald Coast Hospital, where doctors warned
mister Brian that something was wrong with his spleen and
he would suffer serious complications if he did not immediately
have surgery to remove the spleen. So Brian underwent a
laparoscopic splenectomy, but doctor Thomas Schnowsky mistakenly removed his liver

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instead of his sleep.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
You're supposed to know the difference, aren't you.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
You would think, being a doctor in all, but he
not only removed the liver, he cut a major artery
that caused sudden blood loss. And mister Bryant's death. A
surgical pathologist at the hospital reviewed the specimen identified the
spleen as Brian's liver. To us uneducated folks, someone insides

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looked just like a massive guts right, But a medically
trained doctor is really supposed to know the difference between
a liver and a scleen. Yes, at least you would hope.
And yes, his wife is suing the hospital and the
doctor who performed the operation.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, yeah, you think that would be one of the
first things you learn when you graduate to guts. Yeah,
here's the spleen, here's the liver. Don't get him confused.
But he was absent from class that day, appeared probably.

Speaker 7 (21:48):
So even get him an anatomy book for Christmas. We're
gonna go to an art studio now in Minnadulsa, Canada,
and it's called Inspire Studio. They're dealing with a bit
of a head scratcher, if you will, because someone has
been stealing a statue's head just about every other week
up there, and the most recent incident just happening this
past weekend. So four years ago, Marlei Saltice created a

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statue of a man sitting on a bench right outside
of her business. She named him Art appropriately and as
a fun little attraction. People sit down and take a
picture with Art. Some gals hop into his lap. But
somebody has been swooping through there in the middle of
the night and swiping Art's.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Head, just the head, just the head. It's like a.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
Statue of concrete or something, and they're figuring a way
to remove his freaking head. First time the head disappeared,
it was eventually returned. Second time, it was found on
the beach. Each time, Saltie would reinforce it and put
it back on in hopes that Art wouldn't lose his head,
but it kept disappearing anyway. Now there are security cameras
around there, and it did pick up people in front
of him, but she couldn't make out anyone's likeness in

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the video. The hope is that the head will once
again be returned, but if not, she says she's prevaied
and prepared to provide even more head to Arcs.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Good for her.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
That didn't come out right. Hold, wait, let me let
me change. That's okay, that's okay to just leave it alone, okay,
And you know, a con has to be believed by
someone to be successful. Two con men from India were
arrested for conning a local physician into paying them a

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whopping three hundred and thirty five thousand dollars in American
money for a magical lamp with a genie inside capable
of granting him any wish.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
And this person fell for that.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah. Doctor Laik Khan first met the con man in
twenty eighteen when visiting a patient's home to dress her
wounds following the surgery. One day, while at the woman's home,
the doctor met a man who boasted about his magical
powers and later promised to make con a billionaire. The
magic man soon introduced the doctor to his partner and Ease,

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and the two offered to sell him.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
A real life wish, granting a Laddin slamp with a
real life genie inside for the lolo price of only
three hundred and thirty five thousand dollars in America money.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Oh good, doctor would be smart enough not to fall
fit exactly, but he did. Getting tricked into buying a
Laddin's lamp for a small fortune may sound dumb, but
doctor con claims that the two men were very convincing,
often using a fragrant perfume to fool him into thinking
that the genie was coming out of the lamp. Oh

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my god, smells like Chanel number five. Well that means
the genie is appearing right now, but you can't see him.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
He would later realize there was no magical genie in
the lamp, but by then he had already paid the
con men almost the entire sum they greet upon in installments.
Police are trying to locate the scammers, but so far
they have been unsuccessful. Now let's just back up. Okay,
someone says, for three hundred and thirty five thousand dollars,

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you want to buy a lamp with a genie in
it that will grant you any wish? Would you say, why? Sure?
Say nope, no, no, take a check. This guy was
a doctor. You think he was smart enough not to
know that. But some people are just fools, no matter
how smart they are.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
Sucker born every minute, Bo Roberts.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
That's right. Et Barnum said that lone Star ninety two
five money talks. That's why you're on the way to
work right now. That's right. Got to get you some
of that green to make the scene all right. Today
is ask a stuff day? Were you gonna ask us
any question you want to? As long as it's a
legitimate question, we will work our fingers to the bone

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to find the answer for you. If you ask your
stuff hotline two one four eighty six six eighty six hundred.
Let's answer a few questions here, shall we?

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Hey, let's do it all right?

Speaker 7 (25:56):
When was the first decided y two that thirteenth for
bad luck days?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Hah? You do know that we have a Friday the
thirteenth this month, right half a week from Friday. Well,
it's hard to know exactly when Friday the thirteenth became
thought of as unlucky, but it likely comes from the
Christian religion. For example, in the Bible, Judas, a person
who has said to have betrayed Jesus, was the thirteenth

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guest at the Last Supper. The sitting arrangement at the
Last Supper may have led to a Christian superstition that
having thirteen guests at the table is a bad omen. Additionally,
many unfortunate events in the Bible happened on a Friday,
such as jesus crucifixion on Good Friday and Eve giving
Adam the apple from the Tree of Knowledge supposedly happened

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on a Friday. I didn't that down. I didn't think
they even knew what Friday was. In Norse mythology, Loki,
the thirteenth guest at a dinner party of the gods,
caused the world to fall into darkness.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Oh yeah, he's a bad guy.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yes, I see him in the Marvel movies. The number
thirteen may be considered unlucky because it's the number that
comes right after number twelve, which many people view as
a number that completes things. For example, there's twelve months
in a year, twelve inches in a foot, and you
got twelve ribs in your body.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Okay, a railhead the rail exactly.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
So there you go. Now I'm hungry. Yeah, no talking
about food. Okay, here's another one for you.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
When pop gas, what is that little piece of metal
that hangs down.

Speaker 11 (27:31):
And locks the pumping gas open so you don't have
to hold on to keep sweezing that?

Speaker 5 (27:36):
And what is that little part called?

Speaker 11 (27:38):
And how does it know how to release when it's
the time?

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Goods fool?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
That's a good question. Huh.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Okay, So the little metal thing on the gas pump
that allows you to pump gas and not have to
hold that handle. Pumping the gas is called a spring
loaded lever lock. That's what it's called now. The metal
part on a gas pump that stops it from overfilling
is called a ventury tube. And it's just all tube
inside the nozzle that senses air pressure and signals the

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pump to stop dispensing fuel when the tank is full.
That creates a vacuum as the fuel tank fills up.
I appreciate it two separate things. The spring loaded lever
lock that's the thing you push down so you don't
have to hold on to it the whole time, and
the ventury tube is what automatically shuts it off.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Well, there you go. All you had to do is ask.
That's why we have ask us stuff. My garden host
has one of those little locks on it. Right, Okay,
here's here's a sports question.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yes, I've been trying to find that where I watch
the maverage stream the whole I can't find it now,
Candle and I live in the country. Deeve, you'all can
find that. Give me in its please, Thank you, good day.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
We love it when you call after you've been drinking.
We love So what's the answer to his question?

Speaker 6 (29:02):
So you may remember we talked about this on Sports
of All Sorts. The Dallas Mavericks and Diamond Sports Group,
the company that owns Bally Sports, reached an agreement to
end their TV deal before the twenty twenty four twenty
twenty five season. The MAVs have not announced how they
plan to broadcast local games as of yet, team schedule
to play thirty national TV games, though. The Dallas Stars,

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who also ended in agreement with Diamond Sports Group, announced
earlier this year that they are launching a free streaming
service called Victory Plus. That service is going to be
available to Stars fans in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana, and
a lot of speculation is that the MAVs may jump
on that Victory Plus. Now, the MAVs season doesn't start
until October, so we're going to keep you posted on.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
That, all right, Yeah, I think we'll find out soon
what the MAVs.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Are going to do. All you had to do is ask, Okay,
here's one of those opinion questions. Ready for this?

Speaker 11 (29:57):
Here go, Okay, here's the little thing of Bibble's what
do you think the most bad ass movie Dead is?
The law bunching out the Mexican Army, al Pacino shooting
it out with a bunch of drug beaterers shooting it
out with a bunch of gunslingers. Or watch his ninety
the old guy Patrick Cranshaw kelan over in a pool

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full of jello.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I missed that one. Yeah, me too, The most badass
movie Dad. He mentioned the gunfight scene with the Mexican
Army at the end of the Wild Bunch with William Holden.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Do we need to pick one of his or can
we pick our own?

Speaker 6 (30:32):
I immediately think like Quentin Tarantino movies. But also how
about when the alien bursts out of the guy's chest.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Hurt?

Speaker 7 (30:41):
Yeah, I would say in Glorious Bastards Spinking in Tarantino.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Where they burn Hitler.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
Yeah, they put five thousand bullets into his face and
his body and then they blew up the whole theater.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Oh, by the way, that ain't what happened in history,
Just so I kind of wish it would have been
right right. There's a movie called Endangered Species. It's about
cattle mutilation and it's saying the government's doing it. And
there's a scene where hoy accident they put this stuff
on his toothbrush and he and his guts just burst down.

(31:14):
No way, come on, that's a badass death scene, if
damn right? Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
to five. Yes, we were borne to be wild, and
we're carrying on the tradition even to that. Aren't ask
the stuff today? I believe Anna has an email question.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Yeah, Tracy just email and she said you were talking
about choose your News. When did the Weekly World News
go out of business?

Speaker 8 (31:40):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Ha?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
I used to buy a copy every time I went
to the grocery store. Me too, because we would do
choose your news back at Q one h two. It
went out of print in publication August of two thousand
and seven, but it's still online. That's where I get
the stories from. Go online. So if you in about
thirty minutes and find out the fake headline, you will

(32:02):
win a family four pack of tickets to to I
almost said six Flags to the State Fair of Texas,
that you go to six Flags on the OLDWN. Yeah,
let me get this phone call, hello, boy of them shoe.

Speaker 12 (32:14):
I took an over from my help passover to Las Cruces,
New Mexico, and along the way, I asked the uber driver,
I says, one hundred and fifty years ago, what the
hell those cowboys wipe.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Their ass with?

Speaker 12 (32:26):
And the kind of shrug his shoulders.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
He said, Hell, I don't know.

Speaker 12 (32:29):
I said, well, I'll ask Bo he'll know.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Well, they actually used to use corn cobs. I'm not
kidding you.

Speaker 12 (32:37):
Where the hell they get about there in the desert?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Man, Well, they just make sure they took a dump
near a cornfield.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Well, the fires growing out their ass, Well, y'all have.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
A good flash, all right. You want to know what
they used to use before toilet paper was invented in
the mid eighteen hundred, Yeah, this is what they used
to wipe with natural materials like moss, leaves, grass, hay shells, husks,
and stones. Stones had me with that jagged rock. I

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feel it don't coming on.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
I guess in the desert they would just use sand.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Well, animal products like wool fabrics and animal fur, corn cobs,
coconut husks, sticks, sand, and sea ship seashells. I'm still
more concerned about the stones. Had me that jagged rock
over there, tools a sponge on a stick, bamboo spatulas,

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and a long piece of frayed rope that dangled in
the water. They used water and snow for washing and cleaning.
The material used dependent on many factors such as location,
weather conditions, and social customs. For example, in northern countries
like Scandinavia, moss and snow were common, while in tropical
regions like Hawaii, coconut shells were used. Oh no, no, no,

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coconut shells. Rock don't have those little hair of things
on it. Get trapped in, you pooper.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Keep that on my crack.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Remind me not to get the sponge on the stick
at the State Fair of Texas.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, unless you check it first. Of the chocolate one.
Oh no, no, noll bone of them show.

Speaker 11 (34:17):
So I just called up to find out. Turns out
the TCU tickets for some money. But if you're going
to root for l Iu, you get in for free.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well you know about l Iu. You being from New York,
you know.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
I'd be the only one in the stands rooting for them.

Speaker 11 (34:32):
I get my ass kicked either that.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
They say, what is this?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Lu?

Speaker 11 (34:38):
I still can't believe that they're bringing them all the.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Way down here to play in Texas. I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Doesn't a team that's supposed to get their ass kicked
in front of someone else's home crowd. Don't they get
some kind of payment for that?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
So this is what I found out. In college football,
they're called guarantee games. Bo One university pays another an
exorbitant flat fee to play a football game on the
road with no return game. Normally, the home team draws
a crowd large enough to cover that one time fee.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Uh, you're right, and this is the home opener for TCU.
So we're paying them to get their ass kicked.

Speaker 11 (35:11):
They couldn't have gone to Oklahoma. I mean, Jesus Christ,
I'm sorry, I'm just slummas.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
I'm just we're too close to Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, we're too close to Olklahola.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
At least, you know, if we upset people in Long Island,
it'll take them a while to get here.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yeah. Plus they can have some good barbecue while they're here.

Speaker 7 (35:31):
Oh yeah, Like this bunch of freakingmooks from the New
York are gonna want to go to get bobacks.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
The first thing they're gonna.

Speaker 11 (35:37):
Ask about when they get off the plane is that
everybody from New York asks about it.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
When they get off the plane.

Speaker 11 (35:42):
Where can I get good Italian food?

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Where can I get a good pizza?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
And why is it always the Italians that they're asking about.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Why does nobody ever get.

Speaker 11 (35:49):
Off the plane and ask about good German food or
good Indian fruits?

Speaker 6 (35:53):
There is a good German restaurant in Fort Worth by
the way, good Schnitzel.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
I got right here.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I should have expected that from Matt the cab.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
They're gonna marry me a white woman today. Oh wait,
I already did.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yeah, I'm Debrah.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Come on, we're gonna play Choose your News for family
for a pack of tickets to the State Fair of Texas.
But right now it's time to learn something that you
can take with you today. It's time for another episode of.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
Did you Know?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Did you know? The Earth is hit by one hundred
tons of asteroids every day?

Speaker 6 (36:38):
Every day?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Damn?

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Where are they?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I ain't see noise flying miles.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
They're hit in the ocean.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I guess that's the only thing. Or maybe they're really
small and we don't notice because they get burned up
in the atmosphere. To point them all at Florida, Yeah,
just think I've got family there. Did you know? Five
percent of the world's oceans are unexplored. That's right. We
know more about the moon than we know about the

(37:07):
bottom of the Oceaneah, damn right.

Speaker 7 (37:09):
You guys are looking for aliens, Why don't you try
a thousand feet down in the ocean.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
They might be down there at the bottom, just going seeing.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
Some of those sea monsters there.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
It could be Did you know? A conservative estimate by
the FBI states that there are right now between twenty
five and fifty active serial killers in the United States.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Why'd you have to tell us that now, I'm not
going to be able to sleep at night.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
That's a chunk. That's a big number. It's not like
they're coming to your house especially, They're just they're out there.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
In fact, you probably walked by two or three of
them just about every day and you don't know it.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
We probably worked with them.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Did you know the laziest man in history died in
seventeen ninety England's Jeremiah Carlton was nineteen years old and
heir to a large fortune when he decided he would
go to bed and stayed there for the next seventy years.

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A team of servants bathed and fed him in bed
until his death at the age of eighty nine. Flaw
its first seventy years.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
He just sat in bed old bathed him.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yes, wouldn't want that job bed source. Did you know
in nineteen seventy the US Post Office decided to go
on strike after a Congressional decision to raise the wages
of postal workers by only four percent. At the same time,
Congress raised its own pay by forty one Don't you

(38:48):
wish you could give yourself your own raise?

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Forty percent? Yes.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Did you remember the y two K bug year two
thousand problem? Yeah, caused incorrect down syndrome test results being
sent to pregnant mothers, resulting into abortion. Oh yes, yes.
Did you know? When the Big Bang theory was first presented,
most scientists rejected it because it sounded too religious. How

(39:18):
is that religious? God just made the heavens and the earth? No,
he blew up stuff first.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
I guess I don't remember that in the Bible.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
I've never read it myself. Did you know Since many
female insects mate just once in their lives, insect populations
can be controlled by releasing swarms of sterile males into
the wild. The females mate with them, they get their
rocks off, never have babies and then they die. The

(39:46):
method has eradicated populations of dangerous insects in several regions.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
But doesn't that throw everything off?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
You would think, Yeah, the ecosystem. And did you know
an airline pilot who was sleep while he was flying
the plane because they put it on the automatic pilot.
He woke up to see venus in the night sky. Well,
he took it for an oncoming plane and dove the
plane down. Unsecured passengers were thrown against the ceiling. Several

(40:17):
people got injured. After an investigation, he was fired. Oh
you think something, you think maybe? All right, get ready,
we're gonna play choose your news for State Fair tickets
coming up on the ball and them show Eni Chili Beanie.
The spirits are about to speak. See if you never
saw Rocky and Bullwinkle, that was just pure gibberish to you.

(40:39):
But you have to watch the cartoon sometime. Okay, Now,
all right, look what we have. We have a family
four pack of tickets to the State Fair of Texas,
which opens on Friday, September twenty seventh. Becau, it's time
to play the game you love to hate it's time
to play shoes your news night. I'll explain again and

(41:00):
how the contest works. I have four headlines here. Three
of them are actual headlines from past issues of the
Weekly World News. May at rest in peace, but it's
still online, Beth, or get the thor it?

Speaker 6 (41:12):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
One of them is fake? Which one is the fake headline? Hmmm?
Find the fake headline, You'll win the tickets to the fair?

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Headline number one? Fire and Brimstone preacher sues woman for
wearing skippy clothes. She's tempting decent men into committing adultery,
he says.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Sexy stripper who lives near Pentecostal church often seen walking
to the grocery store across the street from Hardshell House
of Worship, which upsets past her. Her slutty appearance is
creating impure thoughts on our male congregation, and it must stop,
says minister, who has filed suit against her for illegal enticement.
He's there such a thing.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
Yes, there is?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Maybe there is? Or is it? Headline number two? Death
defying daredevil circles the entire globe by being shot from cannons.
He only stops to change his underwear.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Stuntman Fred H. Baum Evans had completed the most incredible
journey ever recorded, by traveling more than twenty five thousand
miles around the Earth by getting shot from several cannons.
Some people said I was crazy, but it was a blast,
stopping only to nap, eat, have sex with his wife,
and change his underwear. He compares his trip. He completed

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it in over a year. Or is it headline number three?
Seven year old sloth girl lives life in slow motions.
She can eat only thirteen ounces of food a week
and drink seven gallons of coffee a day just to
keep moving. Damn brave Little Martha suffers from rare disease

(42:53):
that gives her an extremely slow metabolism that forces her
to live life in the extremely slow. The kids at
school called me slough girl. But it doesn't really bother me,
says second grader who must guzzle seven gallons of coffee
a day. Sort thing? Or is it headline number four?

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Amazing photo Pruse jailhouse murder in Dallas was fake. Lee
Harvey Oswald is alive and living in Russia. No, that
is the startling claim of researcher who says nightclub owner
Jack Ruby used blanks to fake the assassination of JFK's killer.
Oswald was going to reveal the names of key conspirators

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and identify the second gunman on the grassy knoll near
Dealey Plaza in Dallas. Sources say he was a triple
agent that made fools.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Of every one man.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
So, man, one of those is a fake? But which
one is it? Is it? Headline Number one Fire and
Brimstone preacher sues woman for wearing skippy clothes. She's tempting
decent men into committing adultery. Number two death defying daredevil
circles the entire globe by being shot from canons. He
only stops to change his underwear. Number three seven year

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old sloth girl lives life in slow motion. She can't
eat only thirteen ounces of food a week and drink
seven callons of coffee just to keep moving. Or Number
four amazing photo proofs jailhouse murder in Dallas was fake.
Lee Harvey Oswald is alive and living in Russia. All right,
study long, study wrong? Which one do you he go with?

Speaker 6 (44:29):
This one?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
That's your final answer? Yes, sir, well, that would be
a big old negatory. That would be another negatory. Damn it,
y'all ready to find out? Yes, here's the fake headline.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
I want to say that I lie. Well you didn't,
so you didn't.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
nine five. Let's see if I can get another grand
slam call them show? Can you tell me what is
the fake headline?

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Number one?

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Number one Fire and Brimstone preacher Sue's woman for wearing
skippy clothes. She's tempting decent men into oh son of
a big dammit.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
Damn it, right out of the back.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Well, no, that wasn't even really a single. That was
a flyer, poor b Well, I'll get over it. Jeeves.
All right, who is this that spoiled all my phone? Huh?
Art Corona named him after that Beard. All right, Art,
hold on, you got the tickets to the fair. I'll

(45:35):
hook you up if you just hang on for just
a minute, all right. Damn it, man, I thought the
Fire and Brimstone preachers Sue and the woman was just
almost real enough to make you think it was true.
It was. That was the one. I thought.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
It was my favorite, so I really thought it was
from the Weekly World News. But you made it up.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I made it up and he found art found out.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
Yeah, damn it.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Oh lesson, I'm sorry. May then next time, all right, Bob.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
Marley Brothers are reuniting to celebrate their dad, Bob Marley.
The Legacy Tour coming to dose Eki's Pavilion Monday, September sixteenth,
and we have your tickets today. We're going to open
up the lone Star ticket window around eight forty this morning,
So just keep listening to the Bow and Them show
here on Dallas. What was Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Jallous Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five? What's
that sound again? Uh? That's it the sound of leather
and traffic is tied up, which means it's time to
bring in the Mistress of the Highways and the Byway.
The time for traffic and bondage with the one and

(46:43):
only Linda lash Well.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Hello boy, I'm wearing my navy blue and silver leather
one piece in honor of the Boys kicking off their
season this Sunday. Two whips whips, six whips a dollar.
I hit you boys and make you holler Yeah, yeah, yes, Bo.

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Do you know who my favorite tight end is did
j nova? No, my favorite tight end is a one
right in front of me.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
What?

Speaker 6 (47:21):
Oh yeah? Perfect to win? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Give him? Of course?

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Did that hurt?

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Bow?

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Did it hurt? It's supposed to? Hey boy, you want
to feel my new leather body suit big on the plane?
Were legal? Use of hand offered? A little shock will
teach you? Yes, you know. I'm a huge fan of

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the boys. Did you hear about the Cowboys fan? The
Chiefs fan, and the forty nine Ers fan and the
Eagles fan. They all climb a mountain and start arguing
about who loves their team more. The chief sand says
he loves his team the most and yells this one's
for the Chiefs and jumps off the mountain. Not to

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be outdone, the forty nine Ers fan shouts this one's
for the forty nine Ers and throws himself off the mountain.
The Cowboys fan is next to profess his love for
his team, and he yells this one's for everyone and
pushes the Eagles fan off the mountain. Oh yeah, did

(48:40):
you like that one? All right, let's look at the
drive right now in Fort Worth slow downs on the
Jisom Trail Park one never mind thank you. A truck
lost its load and oh yeah, they're gonna have to
whip around that mess. In irving. A car got rear ended.

(49:05):
The junk in that trunk all banged up. Traffic is
bumper to bumper. Ready for me to smack that bumper?
How about I take out the chains now?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Change? You're not gonnah?

Speaker 6 (49:26):
I love it when you yelp. Traffic all tied up
in Alan right now? Or is it Alan? Who I
tied up?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Yeah, my bad? Hope you're driving to work is oh
so painful. I'm Linda lash with your traffic and bonded.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Scars again, Linda lash about it? Lord helping them show?
Give me some of your pudds.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
What what?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
What?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
What?

Speaker 6 (50:10):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Oh you thought? I? Oh, I see.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
I know you. I know your mind.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Bug. I can't say anything without you.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Oh look, no matter how much fudds you got on
your mind, we can see right through you.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Bo Roberts, No you can't. I'm still transparent, all right?
It is ask us stuff today. Here's a gentleman with
a question. What artists have left beards that have become
more successful as a solo artist than when they were
with the beds.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
Oh, there's a lot of them like that bunch, But
I'm gonna go through the ones that had more hits
than the group that they left. Okay, So lou Reid
from the Velvet Underground bigger than the Velvet Underground, Ozzie
Osborne bigger than Black Sabath, Yeah, Phil Collins bigger than Genesis,
shown Jet, bigger than the Runaways, Sting bigger the Police

(51:00):
whow Man, Neil Young bigger than Buffalo's Springfield, and Eric
clapped It bigger than Cream and of course Michael Jackson
bigger than the Jackson five.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yeah. Lionel Ritchie bigger than the Commony.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Now the Commodores as a group had actually more hits.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Did they really, Ritchie?

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Yeah, they're probably on part Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Well, Lionel Richie is laughing all the way to the bank,
guess he is. All right. Grand Prairie residents, you are
being urged not to use the tap water for anything.
Don't even get it on you. It's because of a
foaming agent that is in the water supply. Now what
this foaming agent is I don't know, but the City

(51:40):
of Grand Prairie announced last night that this foaming agent
was detective in the water north of I twenty. City
officials haven't elaborated on what health effects, if any, the
foaming agent poses or a timeline for restoration. Crews are
working to isolate the affected water supply area. In the meantime,
the city is urged people who live north of I

(52:01):
twenty to avoid using water other than flushing. You'll binis
down now. North of I twenty is pretty much everybody. Yeah, yeah,
that means that some of you are going to be
a little ripe at weren't this morning because you can't
take a shower. The city is setting up water distribution stations.
A long line could be seen outside city Hall last night,

(52:22):
where the city set up one of its sites. Grand
Prairie ISD even canceled all classes today due to this
water issue. Let's find out what it is? Good God,
what is a foaming at? Is some guy put some
shaving cream in there so he could have a day off.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
Is it a prank or is it something more sinister.
Here's a story out of Dallas and uber driver and
Dallas is recovering in the hospital after being shot during
an attempted robbery early yesterday morning. Dallas Police Department set
officers were called to a shooting at around one am
and the sixteen hundred block of West Pentagon Parkway. Investigators

(52:58):
with the Dallas Police set an Uber driver was picking
someone up when more than one person approached them. Police
said one of the group pointed a gun at the
driver and demanded money. Dallas Fire and Rescue responded took
the driver to a hospital. Police did not reveal any
information about the victim's injuries, but said they were in
stable condition at a local hospital. Now, Uber drivers do
not carry any cash at all with them. Yeah, everything

(53:22):
is paid for by credit or debit cards on the app.
No cash ever changes hands. So these punks are stupid
to even think that they were going to get any
money from the Uber driver. Police did not announce any
arrest and the investigation is ongoing.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
I was going while you were doing the story as
they Wait a minute. Uber drivers don't carry any cash
at all.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
Oh, this isn't taxi driver, It's not the seventies, My god?

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Really all right?

Speaker 7 (53:45):
Royal Krubery and Cruise Lines has found a new way
to squeeze even more cash out of their passage, as
if it's not already damn expensive to cruise like that.
They're being tacked with a crew appreciatedation fee and that
adds up to seventeen to nineteen dollars per person per day.

(54:07):
You go, just a tip, it's like a forced tip.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Yeah, it's a tip, whether you want to tip or not.

Speaker 7 (54:14):
The company promises that the money comes from this additional
fee and it will be pooled and distributed to crew
members working at various departments in the form of compensation
and bonus. Says, because apparently Royal Caribbean doesn't want to
pay them a little bit more themselves. Passengers are told
that they can opt out with the guilt inducing note
that reads, in the unlikely event that you remain dissatisfied

(54:34):
for any reason, the crew appreciation is subject to a
dushment at your discretion. I mean, what's next, So are
they going to start charging us per peeled shrimp?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Or what at the buffet might pay extra for that?

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Okay, yeah, that's different. They're allowed to make your choice though,
Yeah you are true, Yeah, but damn oh god. Scientists
have uncovered a vast donut shaped structure buried thousands of
miles beneath our feet. I went, what Researchers from the
Australian National University use seismic waves generated by earthquakes to

(55:13):
peer into the Earth's mysterious molten core. By tracing the
path of these waves through the planet, the research is
found the region a few hundred miles thick. This donut
shaped structure runs parallel to the equator in a ring
around the edge of the liquid outer core, and could
be responsible for driving our planet's protective magnetic field. Now,

(55:34):
the Earth is made up of four major layers. There's
the surface crust, the semi molten mantle, a liquid metal
outer core, and a solid metal inner core. The Earth's
inner and outer cores are responsible for generating the planet's
magnetic field, without which we would all be dead. And
not only would we be dead, we'd be floating up

(55:55):
into space.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
So we owe it all to a donut y.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Donut shape.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
It was a homecoming Friday in Detroit for Alice Cooper
as he welcomed fellow MotorCity native Susie Quatro, who joined
him on stage to sing Schools Out. Susie, who lives
in England, came into town to record a cover of
the MC five's kick Out the Jams with Alice Cooper
for her next house.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
Cool.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
She's still around, She's still around now. Some of you
might remember Susie as Leather Tuscadero.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Days. Yeah, her sister was on there too, Pinky Yeah.
John Mellencamp's son, Hud, named after the Paul Newman character,
recently finished in the top three on ABC's Claim the Fame,
which is a competition show between those who have a
famous relative. As a result, he has ended up dating
fellow contestant Mackenzie Atkins, daughter of country singer Trace Atkins.

(56:51):
Have you ever stood next to Trace Atkins? He's about
nine feet tall.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
I didn't stand next to him.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Looks like he's nine feet tall. Dan, that's a big name. Yeah,
all right, coming out. We have tickets to the Marley
Brothers Legacy Tour that is coming to town. And if
you want to go and you don't have the dough,
listen because Annabelle is gonna give you a collar number
to be you be that number you in the tickets. Yes,
it's just that.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Evil, the most intensely shocking experience for all times.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
It gets up and kills the people it kills.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Get up and kill.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
This situation must be controlled before it's too late. They
are multiplying too rapidly.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
It ain't America great. The bone in them shot. They
kill for one reason.

Speaker 7 (57:41):
They kill for food, they eat.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
They're victims.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Imagine if you will, that something has gone terribly wrong
now except the facts that there's no escaping the horrible consequences.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Oh heard warning the bone in them.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
We must not be long by the concept that these
are our family members or our friends. They are not.
They will not respond to such emotions.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Operated dead Post the band, and they never get the line.
It's everywhere? What the hell is it? What are they doing?

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Why did they come here?

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Some kind of instinct memory what they used to do?
This was an important place in their lives.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
When there is no more room in the hell.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
The bow in themselves will walk the air. Just you
remember that what that said, when there's no more room.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
In the head. It's a great movie. That was Good
Night of the Living Dead.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
Yeah, donned the dead is in there too, because they're
talking in the mall. Oh yeah, remember they had staked
themselves out in the mall and lock themselves in what's shopping?

Speaker 3 (58:47):
I loved him movies? Let me see all right? Who
want our tickets see the Marley Brothers Mom Daniel russnak.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
He lives in Shady Shores. Where the hell is that?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Yes, Shady Shores. Oh there, over by Shady Creek. Yeah, okay,
near the shady adult bookstore. Around the corner, Yeah, round
the corner. Okay, so it's phone hear them show No
what you're doing, man, I'm.

Speaker 11 (59:12):
Just sitting here my new Nisan and go ride.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Oh you fit in the gold bar.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Biden was back.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
In the hospital, is he?

Speaker 6 (59:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
He couldn't stop pooting?

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Okay, all right, goodbye do I couldn't stop poutin. I
bit right off into it, didn't You did, not, dumb man.

Speaker 6 (59:38):
I almost started googling that I'm in the hospital.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Couldn't stop pootin. Gidy God. Cowboys coach Micha McCarthy said
this week he has a twenty one game plan for
the Cowboys that would be all the regular season and
the postseason. Jerry, I'm gonna win it for you, right,
I hope.

Speaker 6 (59:59):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
The Cowboys didn't fire McCarthy after last season postseason fiasco.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
That lost to the Packers in the wildcard round.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Neither did they give him an extension after a third
consecutive twelve win regular season.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
I guess Jerry was talking to your son Clayton about that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
I guess he was. The Cowboys entire coaching staff and
more than thirty players, including quarterback Dak Prescott or in
the final year of their deals, and Jerry has turned
up the heat on everyone in the organization, believing that
the angst and pressure of being in a contract year
will bring out their best. Well, we certainly hope. So yeah,
good Cowboys first game is this Sunday afternoon, three twenty five,

(01:00:39):
when they play against the Browns in Cleveland. And on
Friday we'll talk with Fox fors Mike Doosey and start
our NFL Pro Fix again. By the way, anybody been
to Big Chicken Shaquille O'Neil's business.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
I've heard of it, but I've never been to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
He's got a really big chicken. Yeah, so I heard too.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
That's sausage, it's supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Okay, that's a side dish.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
I mean the first thirty four people got free food
when it opened yesterday in Fort Worth. One guy was
out there since Sunday.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
That's just crazy. Oh man, I wouldn't catch me doing
that at all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Chicken, some bitch, I mean, because it's not like it's
going to open for just one day or that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
It's that expensive. Yeah, because you get it, what a
year's worth of free chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Yeah, if you're one of the first thirty four people,
because that's the number he wore with the Lakers. Big
Chicken is at ninety seven forty nine North Freeway in
Fort Worth. We may have to do a little road
trip from Okay, we'll do it. It didn't get it, hey.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Shout out to our friends at Texas Motor Speedway, including
Mark Faber, David and Kim Starr and Big Mike with
David Starrs Racing School Texas Motor Speedway gearing up for
super Motocross Finals. We were out there on Friday for
a media event. Now the Supermotocross Finals are going to
take place September fourteenth, and jeffk has your ticket. This
afternoon he's going to open up the lone star ticket

(01:02:03):
window around four forty that's right here on Loan Start
ninety two to five.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
If I was already gone, you wouldn't be hearing me say.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
This right now, now, would you? Very true?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Yeah, it's not already gone. We got forty minutes of
this dumb show and then another few minutes of our
after show decompression session, so we ain't gone yet, although
some of you probably wished, But no, we're gonna stick
around for the rest of the show. We're already here,
why not, might as well deal with it. Tomorrow is
fun with music day. I gotta mash up. I don't

(01:02:35):
think I've played for you. Yeah, we'll have that on
the show. Plus, of course, more tickets to the opening
of the State Fair of Texas, my friends.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
And how about some time wasters you get to work.
Go to Lonstar ninety two to five dot com and
head on over to the Bow and Them show page.
So get well wishes going out today to Brian May
of Queen Oh yeah, he is recovering from a minor stroke.
Guitar shared a health update on Instagram.

Speaker 9 (01:03:03):
Ah, folks, I ape you're all well out there. I'm
here to bring you, first of all, some good news.
I think good news is that I can play guitar
after the events of the last few days. And I
say this because it was in some doubt, because that
little health hiccup that I mentioned happened about a week ago,

(01:03:23):
and what they called it was a minor stroke.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
That's pretty scary, man. Yeah, God bless him, but at
least he says that he can play the guitar again.
We have the full message for Brian May up on
our page. In other health news from the World of Rock,
Elton John says an eye infection has left him with
limited vision in that eye, and we have his social
media posts that you can check out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
It's tough getting older.

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
Unfinished. The last piece of music that Alex van Halen
recorded with his brother ed not Eddie Eddie, is now
available for us to sample. Alex released a snippet of
the song. Here's what it sounds like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Okay, let's see.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
So.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
The song bears some similarities to Van Halen's nineteen eighty
six song love Walks In Okay yeah, and it can
be heard under some of Alex's narration in the audio
book version of his memoir Brothers, which is going to
be out October twenty second.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Give me that book, I.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
Know, right, I so want to read it. It sounds okay,
it's going to be emotional. Check out Alex's post featuring
pictures of him with a young Ed and his family
as well. Another day, another rock drama to tell you about. Yes,
the world of rock music is a soap opera. It's
actually more like a Mexican soap opera.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
You will, yeah, except the.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
Rio Speedwagon Bassis. Bruce Hall seems to be get the
run around from Rio Speedwagon in regard to his return
to the road. Bruce Hall, you may remember, underwent back
surgery last November, and now he says he wants to
return to the band. And he says he's gotten all
clear from his doctor, but reportedly the band doesn't think

(01:05:17):
he should because he can't stand up straight. At least
that's what they say. Now. Bruce Hall's daughter Sarah is
weighing in. She says, a certain someone now wants to
play with this stand in guy, Matt Bissonette from Elton
John's band. He's the standing guy. He's been filling in
for Bruce Hall while Ario tours with Trains.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
So let me tune. Let him sit down if he
needs to remember. Jeff Pilson Foreigner, Yeah, he played a
couple of shows sitting down because he had knee surgery.
I know what that's like.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
I just think that's kind of you know, rude for
them not to welcome him back and say, hey, if
the doctor gave him all clear, he's the member of
the band, not the other guys.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
That's kind of cold. The boy has to sit down,
He has to sit down.

Speaker 6 (01:06:02):
Yeah. David Gilmour is just days away from this Friday's
release of his fifth album, Luck and Strange, and he's
been plugging the album not only in interviews but also
with posts on Instagram. This week he actually posted an
eighteen minute film on the making of the album, and
we have that up for you, along with a bunch
of other stuff that he's posted. And Gene Simmons of

(01:06:22):
Kiss recently spoke with Classic Rock and know he wasn't
trying to sell something this time around, Oh Shocker. He
opens up about his inspirations, his guitar heroes and more.
He even shares what he says was Kiss's worst album
of all time, Music from the Elder. That's the one,

(01:06:45):
and he takes the blame for it. He says it
was his idea. Read the full interview up on our page. Finally, yes,
yes it is. Oh the things you can find online.
Bo Roberts, as you very well know, like someone trying
to hit a off ball off a girl's bear buttocks,
excuse me, and other nonsense that you can find. And

(01:07:06):
we've got the videos up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Did you have to put a t stuck in it? Yep, Okay,
I don't want to know. I ain't scared. No reefer,
I mean reefer, never mind, we've been here too long.
We need a nap. Oh yes, oh no, we're always
bitching about how we need a nap. I ask you,

(01:07:32):
I naughing about that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
Tell him what time you get here.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
I get here around two am exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:07:36):
You need a nap to lie Bow, I swear I
get here or two and you get here at one
million o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
It seems like one million.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
Oh dark thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
And I really don't have to get here that early.
I just want to be able at my own pace
to prepare the show and get it ready and make
sure there's no hiccups while the show's Boy, that's why
I start bitching about needing a nap at this time
of the show. Just about it. Every yeah, but I
do need a nap, and I'll take one later.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
And it's always great when you nap and it's raining outside,
and oh yeah it is rain.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
It's it's like mother Nature is telling you lay down, boy,
you should lay down with your dogs. Yeah, close your
eyes and dream about a big steak you're gonna eat
when you wake up.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
The weather Nature is punching you in the face, going poop.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
See mother Nature punched me in the face when I
was born. Up next is our after show decompression session.
Feel free to buzz us if you want to be
a part of the Entertainment EXEEP. I can't even say
it without letters Entertainment Express. I can't even say it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:50):
Hey, can I promote something I'm gonna do tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Please do so.

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
The Dallas Arboretum is kicking off their twenty seventh Aniel
Cool Thursday concert series. The weather's gonna clear up up
and I'm going to be emceeing tomorrow for Greggy and
the Jets is an Elton John tribute band.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
And the Jets.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
Yes, and that's tomorrow. At the Arboretum. You can check
out the beautiful sunset over White Rock Lake, listen to
live music, bring your own picnic, or you can enjoy
some of the food trucks that are going to be
out there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
Oh. I do love me some food trucks. Food. Yeah,
that's why I like to go to the truck yard
that's in the Calm truck Yard.

Speaker 7 (01:09:28):
Yeah, Downtown Denton has a cool little truck yard too.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
It's not the truck Yard.

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
Yeah, Clyde Warren Park incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
There's another one on Main Street in Frisco called the
rail Yard because it's close to a railroad track. It's
the same thing. Look, me and Devor go there all
the time.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
Usually I'm passing by to go to Hutchins.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Oh so you've seen it. Now, don't start talking about barbecue.

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09:57):
Where was our invite? Anna, Yeah it happened.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Listen Friday, we're gonna have hamburgers.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
Yes, from Hat Creek is providing the food for our
NFL tailgate party.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Yes, the first of many. Yes, sir, we'll do our
NFL pro picks. I can't believe. I'm just excited. It's
football season again. There's college and there's Crow and I
can just take my pick. In fact, we're going to
be at the Frog's first home game ally Saturday night

(01:10:29):
at seven. It's a night game before.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
The game come out to Frog Alley and join Lune
Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Come on out and see what I was talking about
when I say, Mama Nature hit me in the face,
hit me in a phase every damn morning. So we'll
see on the after show decompression session, and we'll see
you tomorrow on the show, not show. Aye, all right bye,