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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When I'm watching the game, I see coaches given hand
signals to the quarterback.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What the heck do they mean? You need the new
football hand signals for dummies. Football hand signals for dummies,
lets you in and all the signals for every team,
including throw the ball to the short guy who lets
stupid dance at the end zone. Hey, moron, stop high
fighting the guys on the other team. Either you were
deformed or you're cinta shifted significantly. Second, you're a leader
from the end not wearing underwear.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Wow, I got to get football hand signals for dummy.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Get football hand signals for dummies today, because if you
don't guess which hand signal I'm gonna be giving you.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
It's so dumb.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Everybody football football time for football.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
That's what we call a sag lunch. Professional football football.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Someone said football.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
It's some time you do.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Happen to catch professional football contest on television?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Last name question football? So she likes football.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I love the game football. I owe my life too.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
We got the chips, we got the dip oh, we
needed the tight ends. They're in their own house. Professional football, football,
flickball football, what's it's all.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
One of the things that when you played professional football
is you don't want to get their reputations being a winner.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
We couldn't run the ball.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
We didn't try to run the ball. We're talking about
our whodiot kicker.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
We got liquored up and ran his mouthall we couldn't do.
Galy coo. How do you think it sign?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What I mean? Labor?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
But the games shot, it's just.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Like any other job.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
As evy one we played. It's a car accident. Every
time we get taken.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I felt that one way up here.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
After they sucked the quarterback, they went after his family
players football.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Look we got Skybucks seats. Come on football, he could touchdown, touchdown.
I'm his cheerleader. Then nobody wears pimps football.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
But God doesn't play soccer. He plays football.
Speaker 8 (01:55):
So that means today is football has hitting, clipping, spirit, blocking,
piling on late hitting, unnecessary roughness, and personal foul.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
You can become a foot force star.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
You can do it.
Speaker 9 (02:09):
Wait, Bob, I would be here today, staying here on
that football field.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Football.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I like football. Yes, my friends, it is a football
Friday because we're already into college football. But the NFL
officially started last night.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Chiefs and Ravens. What a game.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yes, it was. I only could see half of it
because well, you know, I gotta get to bed.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
But the Chiefs win.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
We'll talk about all that in the sports of all sorts.
And it is a football Friday, which means Fox Sports
Mike Deosey is gonna be here for our tailgate party.
And we got some good food coming from Hat Creek.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Hat Creek Burgers bringing our tailgate party to us. O.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Hat Creek Burger's got some burgers for your ass. Oh yeah,
that's not where you put them. I'm just telling you
they're good burgers. Mine does get bigger after a good burger.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, you go, so freaking fool.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
File a family four pack of tickets to the State Fair,
Texas at seven fifty and uh, will you hear how
we're giving those away now. I'm trying to get you
in practice for if the Cowboys have a winning season
and we do the Monday morning mathematical mind Marri.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
So there's gonna be math, yes.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
But it's easy because there's no Cowboys stats. Yes, oh okay,
it's just gonna be done by the numbers the players wear.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm kind of emergic to math, you know, I break
out in hives.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Sure if I say so and so subtract Vak Prescott.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
That's the number. You'll get it, yack number four.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
All right, yes, my brain her it's already. Comedian Jamie
Kaylor is going to stop. Yes, he's at Tk's Steakhouse
and Comedy Club.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
And some people may know him from Tacoma FD on Netflix.
A very funny show.
Speaker 10 (04:12):
Oh yeah, I have to start watching was Captain Polanski.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
He's got quite a little resume when it comes to
movies and TV shows.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I'm excited to meet him. So let's see what we're
celebrating today on this Friday. It's National Food Bank Day.
Oh yeah, I mean you're not going to eat half
the stuff in your pantry anyway. That Ken of Vienna
sausage is going to be there till the next millennium.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
So we'll bring some of it to the food Bank
and feed some hunger peoples. As a matter of fact,
I'll be out there on Wednesday for nine to eleven
day of service. Are you at the North Texas Food Bank?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Seeing it's the Great Egg Toss Day? What it celebrates
the start of egg tossing. Yes, it's a real sport.
This day takes place on September sixth, because that's the
day in nineteen eighty one when one guy through an
a three and twenty five feet two inches to another
guy and it didn't break and the sport was born. Wow.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Now this is a sport you can get behind because
you don't eat the eggs. You just throw it.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I just toss him in the trash.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Right.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It's Bring your Manners to Work Day. Yeah, for God's sake,
I'm just so rude. National Lazy Mom's Day.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Love it.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Hey, listen, moms, once you get your little hell sparn
out of the house and off the school, Mama, you
can be as lazy as you want. You deserve it,
and you may as well get a little buzz on
because it's National Kiyanti Day. Oh yeah, I mean, if
you're gonna be a whino, drink the good stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Oh yeah, do the Hannibal lecter.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, it's gonna say the favorite wine of Hannibal. Let
there you go, because he'll eat your liver with some
fava beans. Yes, it's a lovely Kanji National Coffee ice
Cream Day.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Now that's very tasty.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
A day that blends two great tastes into ones believed
that it made his debut in the nineteenth century.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Really, I've been around that long.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Wow, all right, National Barbie Doll Day, marking the day
Barbie Millicent Roberts. Yes, that's her full name. Wow. First
one on sale in nineteen fifty nine. This means that
she's sixty five today and eligible for Medicare. The Barbie
doll actually made its debut at the American International Toy
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Fair in New York City on March ninth, nineteen fifty nine,
but she didn't go on sale until September sixth that year,
which is today.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
They should have an AARP Barbie in.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Honor's looking good sixty five trash Barbie.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And it's National Read a Book Day. I'm more of
a magazine man. I like magazines.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Better read a book every day?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
An every time I see an issue with Mad Magazine,
I want to buy it for you.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Bo.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I like magazines with lots of pictures. National Geographic, No.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
A little further up the letter. There lots of pictures,
lots of lusty pictures.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah, you're drooling on the my tig old biddy.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Did I zone off for a minute?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Sorry, Let's let's focus and get back to the job
at hand here, which means it is time for our
morning stretch Friday.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yea tailgate party.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, it's gonna be fun and it's gonna be profitable.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
So are we ready? Yes, sir, we're here. We may
as well start.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
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We in the cit ah and it's time to get
ready to go to work, because there's also time for
sports of all.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
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Speaker 4 (07:44):
Okay, Cowboys season gets underway on Sunday, and those of
you who are big Dak Prescott fans, you're probably wondering
when is Jerry gonna give.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Dak a contract extension.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Time is winding down before the Cowboys in Prescott can
come to an agreement on a contract extent before the
start of the season. This Sunday, Dak did say that
there could be a relief in getting it done to
wipe away any outside distractions during the season, which is
probably using distractions comment as an excuse in case he underperforms. Yeah,
(08:18):
while we're distracted, you share a government of contract extension
in case you didn't notice. Dak didn't take a single
snap during the preseason, which makes fans wonder if he'll
be rested or rusted when the Cowboys season gets started
in Cleveland on Sunday. Prescott says he will still be
working if the Cowboys and his representation can't come to
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an agreement before the start of the season. Sunday afternoon
kickoff is at three twenty five. I doubt it's gonna
get done, but we'll see. Dak, of course, wants a
fortune for a paycheck, and Jerry still has a bad
taste in his mouth since the loss to the Packers
in the wildcard round last season. Tell you what, Tell
you what. Let's win some games first and then maybe
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Dak and his agent can sit down and work out
a deal. Let's show some proof into pudding here before
Jerry opens his wallet again.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Oh God, here, And if you really believe in your talent,
then why don't you do a bonus structure to get.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
All that money? And I like it an incentive and
it's if you reach certain plateaus, you get extra money.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
All the money. That should be the way it always is.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
And for God's sakes, now, the NFL season is here.
I am sick and tired of having to address NFL contracts.
I just want to concentrate on the excitement of the players,
the intensity, the war.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I want that. And I don't see Taylor Swift anymore.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah, I saw her last night, did you?
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Have you seen the NFL promo yet? She's in there
five times five. It's just a split second each time,
but she's in there five freaking time.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
She's not bringing Travis Kelsey much luck. He only got
thirty four yards yesterday.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Well, hey, still getting ready to be heartbroken?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Well, listen to this. Mary Crippen is an innovative teacher
at Pinecrest Elementary School in Florida, and she has enjoyed
some success teaching math by weaving football statistics into her lessons,
kind of like what you do bo with the Munday
Matt Mangler. Yeah. Some of her creative classroom videos went
viral and reached the quarterback for the Miami Dolphins to
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a Tagli Viola whatever his name.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Is, fag, we call him turn the ball over t.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Well, tu Us saw the videos and he was inspired
to use his charity foundation to donate a brand new
flag football field to the school. Okay, you're wondering. The
flag football field is shorter than a typical football field,
at thirty yards wide seventy yards long.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Now, not surprisingly, Mary was thrilled at her love of
teaching math and her love of football resulted in this
very generous gift. She says, it still doesn't feel like
I'm standing on a football field, like I'm gonna wake
up and it's all been a dream. But it's been
a wild ride. The school community gathered to celebrate the
football field, which will benefit students for years to come,
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and to his wife, Anna showed up and encouraged the
kids to have fun, stay active, and always remember to
give back. I love that must go.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Well, it's our tailgate Friday show and we're gonna report
on the champs and how they're doing. Of course, even
if they're not from the Great State, the reigning champs
are one and ho but buy a toe, that's right. Pattat,
Patrick Mahomes and the k C Chiefs opened up the
twenty four NFL regular season last night a strong twenty
seven to twenty home win over the Baltimore Ravens. Lamar
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Jackson led the Ravens down the field on the opening
drive before Derrick Henry punched it on home, but they
quickly fell behind not long after and didn't have enough
to overcome the Chiefs. It eventually came down to the
final play when Jackson found tight end Isaiah Likely in
the end zone as time expired for would be touchdown
as John Harbaugh signaled to go for two. However, Likely's
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toe was on the line following your review and met
the game.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Oh so they won by a toe toe. Here is
thirty year old Xavier Babu Dhar, more popularly known around
Kansas City as Chief's Aholic. He's been sentenced to more
than seventeen years in prison without parole for committing a
series of bank robberies across the country so he could
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pay for tickets to go to Chiefs Gain.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
At the conclusion of his sentence, Baba Dhar will face
three years of Supervid's release. Additionally, he's required to pay
five hundred and thirty two four hundred and fifty five
dollars in restitution and property gain as a result of
his crime. Baba Dhar a Chief superfan who gained popularity
for wearing that gray wolf suit at Chiefs games. Was
first arrested in December of twenty twenty two after an
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armed robbery. He was released on bond in February of
twenty three, then cut off his ankle monitor and went
on to rob more banks before being arrested again in
July of twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Just to go to football guests.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
He entered a plea deal last February which he admitted
to stealing more than eight hundred thousand dollars in eleven
bank robberies across seven states, and laundering the stolen money
at casinos. Prosecutors say the guy was able to attend
chief games through the money he stole from his bank robberies.
His attorney asked for leniency because it was his gambling
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addiction that drove him to commit the robberies, and it's
not his fault.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah whatever.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
By the way, there's a too bad they can't both
lose game tonight Green Bay at Philadelphia Ward. That's my
Keith Jackson impression. There's some good college football games going
on tomorrow. The early games include Georgia tack to Syracuse,
Kansas State in New Orleans to play Tulane. Arkansas travels
to steal Water and play Oklahoma States, and the one
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Annabelle will be tuned into Michigan Wolvers and the Texas
t is ever going to be.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Tough because Michigan's a good team.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Oh No, The last eleven o'clock game is Bowling Green
at Penn State. Then Baylor battles the utah Utes. And
I've been asking what the hill is the Utey. It's
named after a Native American tribe.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
I thought it was a Joe Peshi reference.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
No, No, let's see Mike Deocy's Iowa Hawkeyes play their
hated rival, Iowa State. Middle Tennessee will get murdered by
Ole Miss. The same thing will happen to the University
of South Florida when they go to Tuscaloosa and play
the Crimson Tide of Alabama. LSU should bounce back after
losing a game we should have won last weekend. Tigers
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are at home against Nichols Houston against oaklah Almost Sooner's
TCU is at Amon G. Carter Stadium tomorrow night to
take on Long Island University. In fact, we're all going
to be out there for the game. Look for us
somewhere in Frog Alley okay forst for thirty years. That's it.
SMU plays tonight against BYU. Good Luck Ponies, gonna need it,
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and the North Texas Mean Green play Steven F. Austin
tomorrow and my Eggages will try and regroup after getting
beat by Notre Dame last weekend. A and M will
take on McNee state at Kyle Field. Should be able
to handle it, and the Texas Tech Red Raiders go
up against Washington State in a late game.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Kickoff is at nine o'clock our time. And let's hear
it for your Texas Ranger.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
You're going to get a toiight up.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
The Rangers won their third straight game last night at
the Shed at Dallas. Garcia ripped a three run home
run in the first inning. Cody Bradford and the Texas
Rangers bullpen made it hold up in a three to
one win over the Los Angeles Angels. Cody Bradford in
his tenth start of twenty twenty four and seventh since
returning from that fractured rib, through his fifth consecutive quality start.
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Now closer Kirby Yates earned his twenty seventh save with
a perfect ninth inning. His twenty seven saves are the
most in a season by a Rangers reliever since Sam
Dyson had thirty eight back in twenty sixteen. Now tonight,
the Ranger will hope to make it four in a
row as they once again face the Angels. First pitch
tonight will be at seven O five, but get to
Globely Field early because, as we mentioned yesterday, before tonight's game,
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Elvis Andres will throw out the ceremonial first pitch. He'll
officially retire as an active player for the Texas Rangers.
He spent twelve of his fifteen seasons with the Rangers,
the last of which was in twenty twenty. He last
played for the Chicago White Sox during the twenty twenty
three season, but tonight he retires as a Texas Ranger.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
All well, nice, oh Man, mad respect As far as
NFL centers go, check this guy out on the Kansas
City Chiefs. Creed Humphrey is an NFL center who is
now known as inking the biggest deal in the history
of that NFL position. To celebrate, he took his fellow
offensive lineman out to dinner at a local barbecue joint
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Kansas City.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
They got good barbecue, not as good as ours. But
it's good.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Weigh in it a grand total of over three thousand pounds.
All those linemen lined up and put away some serious.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Here.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Here's what Humphrey said, each player put away during that
glutonous meal.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Each player, each player, Big boys.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Had a steak, twenty plus appetizers, mash taters, aught grutten potatoes,
French fries, mac and cheese, cream, corn cream, spinach, and lobster.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Damn?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
How much was that good?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
But they probably burn it off every time they get
on the field.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
They serious, man, they're like trucks. They're like tanks. Oh
did I forget salad and dessert?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Oh yeah, ballad, balanced meal.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
We don't know what the final bill was for a
big dinner like that, but it certainly was in cheap.
Humphrey wanted to celebrate with some of his teammates. He
is now the man who was inc the biggest contract
deal out of any NFL center.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
How about that? Good for him?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Man?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
That's some grossman. All right? Get ready enough freaking full
of vile is next on the ball, and then shoulders.
You know they've called Neil Young the grandfather of grunge.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yes, I don't know, I just follow him as Neil Young. Yeah,
but he was pretty grungy. He was grunge before it
was ground. Ah, now you got it.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
And the grunge movement came along, and he's buddies with Eddie
Vedder and Kurt Cobain.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
And the rest is rock and roll history. Yes, okay,
the Deuce Fox Wars. Mike Deuce is going to join
us here in a little while. But now it's time
for the freaking fool file. I didn't need mean to rhyme,
but it sounded good. Okay, here you go. A flight
from Boston to Rome was forced to turn around over
the Atlantic Ocean and land in New York due to
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another diarrhea episode.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Again. Yes, In the past.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Year, three flights were either forced to make an unplanned
landing or cancel due to a passenger with a severe
case of the squirts. There was the Delta flight from
Atlanta to Barcelona, which was forced to land when a
passenger turned the isle into a river of soup.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Then an easy.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Flight from easy Jet from Spain to London, which was
canceled when a passenger messed up the plane's bathroom floor.
I don't want to fly on that no, no, no, no,
no no no. Friday's Delta flight from Boston to Rome
was about two hours into the trip when a passenger
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had severe bouts of diarrhea all over their seats. The
pilot was forced to turn the plane around and land
at New York's JFK Airport. Several people on that flight
got extremely sick from the smell.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I bet it's just the thought of being so close
to it. Now.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I understand sometimes you might have an accident, but really
in the middle of the isle and on the floor
of the.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Bathroom, and that's horrible. Maybe they were trying to run
to the restaurant and they just didn't make it.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
I remember we were flying to London one time, me
and Jimmy and I had to pee, like really really bad,
and the lady wouldn't let me get up to go
pee because we had turbulence the fast seatbelts on his eyes.
I said, I'm either going to pee in there, I'm
a pee right here in the aisle. She just didn't
say anything. At least I wasn't squirting.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
You know what, flight attendant is going to just have
to start. Every passenger will get an emodium tableat fight.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Yes, extra barf bags.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
So here's a story out of Michigan. A belting Michigan
man is now the holder of a record that his
wife finds absolutely disgusting, and I don't blame her. Zach
Orvis took part in a competition at a restaurant called
The Harmful Roaster, where he was one of a dozen
competitors charged with are you ready for this?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Chugging twenty four ounces of ranch dressing? Oh? Yes, straight,
chugging it right? Yes, hidden valley bottle. Yes. Ormis took
the grand prize by downing it all in just thirteen seconds.
He earned himself a one hundred dollars restaurant gift card,
a wing buffet with three friends that same night, and
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then free wings every Wednesday until the spring. All for
chugging twenty four ounces of ranch dressing.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Okay, let's think about how much twenty four ounces is. Okay,
that's a lot too, Yes, Coca cola cans. What's that's
three Coca cola cans? Okay, cans? An they're twelve ounce
twelve so two of them normal size?
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Even then, that's just And he did it in thirteen
seconds straight, not even dipping it into anything. I can't
stand ranch dressing.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Would you do it with blue cheese?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Probably so much cheese?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh no, you don't drink it. Man, Oh man, that's wrong.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So we're not gonna make it as a society. That's
not me shaking my head at the ranch dressing guy.
That's me looking at the state of Florida again. You
know that stayed down there and shaped like a dick.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
That one.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Okay, A couple of very bad decisions have landed a
Florida man behind bars.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Imagine that.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Police in Lake County say a thirty four year old
Timothy Gunter broke into the house while the family was home,
refused to leave after they discovered and confronted him, so
they called cops, and the guy was just hanging out
in the home waiting for the cops to get there.
Gunnar told him that he busted his way into the
house because the dogs were barking and it was bugging.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
The crap out of him. Reasonable excuse, right.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
The dogs were so loud that he figured out the
only way to stop them from getting on his nerves
was to break into the house and sit with them.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Excuse me, I'm just gonna be here for a while
till those dogs stop bar so he was a public service.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
So the cops come in and he hands over a
little bag of drugs.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
He says, these are bad drugs.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Maybe you could test them for me because the drugs
are not getting me off.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Is a perfect thing to say to a cop when
you got dope on.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
This guy is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
He hands it over to the Lake County five to
oh and they go, sure, we'll test it for you.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Guess what it was, madam, fatam. That's right. Gunner was cuffed.
He was stuffed.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
He was charged with burglary, drug possession and being a
general Florida dumbassy.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
There you go. I love Florida.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Without side.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I know. Well, it's not uncommon for someone to get drunk,
blackout and forget about some of their antics the night before.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Most of us have done it at least.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Once, but not many have blacked out and broken into
a funeral home and stolen the casket with a body inside.
Forty seven year old Patricia se Era of Las Vegas
is accused of breaking a window to get into the
Affordable Cremation and Burial Service that's the name of it,
and walking out pushing a body inside a casket. Police
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say they were made aware of the crime when they
received a call from someone reporting a person lying face
down in front of a business and an empty casket nearby.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I guess she just dumped the guy out or something.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Officers arrived on the scene and found the casket on
the sidewalk and the body laying on the ground in
front of the business. They saw an open door with
broken glass on the ground, confirming it was a break in. Well,
investigators reviewed the surveillance footage, which showed a woman later
identified as Miss Sierra, breaking the front window to get inside,
then wheeling the casket out of the viewing room. Police
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located Sierra two days later and arrested her for burglary
of a business, grand larcency, and the removal, transfer and distribution.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Of human remains.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Man Cops says she apologized and explained that she had
blacked out after drinking six beers lightweight and often does
things she cannot remember doing when she gets drunken blacks out.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Well, then drink girl, how.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Can you not remember stealing a casket with a body inside?
Expre's my ass and why the hell would you break
into a funeral home just because you were drunk.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Maybe she loved the guy. Oh and she wanted one
last stiffy.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Like that Mary Jane's Last Dance video. Yeah, oh, what
a beautiful dead person with Kim Basinger wars here all right,
The Deuce is here Fox Sports, Mike Deusey is gonna
join us here in just feel. We're gonna talk from football, and.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
I don't know about you, but I can hardly wait
to hang out with big texts and order up a
Fletcher's corn Dog. Well, coming up next hour, we have
your family four pack of tickets to the Great State
Fair of Texas opening day Friday, September twenty seventh. It's
gonna run through October twentieth. You want to go, well,
stand by. We'll give those tickets away around seven point
fifty here on the Bow and Them Show on Dallas
(25:49):
fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Dallas For's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. There's
magic in the studio now, because the Deuce it is loose,
Fox Forest, Mike Goosey his hair. Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 11 (26:06):
If this is what qualifies as magic, you guys are
pretty hard up man, it looks like a locker room.
And here you got the jerseys all over. Kind of
smells a little bit like one too, But well, we
come with the jokes on this Friday's right.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Look, we're ready, We're ready. As you see. I'm representing
both my team. I love that Saints jersey and a
Cowboys cat autographed by the Moose. By the way, Aryl
Johnson's signed it. So what's going on lately at Fox four?
Y'all are about to move, aren't you. We're gonna move.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
We have a new building that will be built out
in Las Colinas, out in Irving. Gonna be a couple
of years before we actually make the move from downtown Dallas,
but we're very excited about that. We have all sorts
of new newscast debuting. We have a four o'clock news
that's on the air now, some others that I don't
think have beneficially announced yet, but you'll be seeing a
late morning newscast on the air, free for all every
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night at ten thirty, the only local expanded sports show
every night. We just marked six years for that show,
years six or five, I think, either way, but it's
a long time whatever. It is half a decade, so
we've been doing that for a while and having fun
with it. So it's we're we're in a good place
right now. We have some good leadership and it's a
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good place to be.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Well, we're gon. We've got to start doing our NFL
pro picks, which we'll do in a minute. But I
want to ask you, you're going to be watching Iowa
versus Iowa State tomorrow. You never know that you will.
Speaker 11 (27:30):
I'll have the black and gold on and you know,
I've I've been tempted to just write a bunch of
stuff on social media, ripping the cyclones, but most of
those Iowa State people can't read anywhere, so it's really
it's really hard to know how to get at them.
For our humble little state of Iowa. That's that's a
big game, so it'll it'll be a lot of fun.
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We tend to dominate that series. I think we lost
last year, so we got a little payback coming.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Okay, let's talk some cowboys. Is that gonna be rusted
or rusted? Since he didn't take a single snap all preseason.
Speaker 11 (28:06):
I think there's a little rust, probably early in the
first game. I don't know how there couldn't be, But
I'm not sure how much difference it would make playing
in a preseason game or two either, Frankly, because the
whole vibe in the preseason is so much different. I
totally get why they don't play these guys in the preseason,
just which begs the question why even have the preseason games?
And I think we're getting to the point where they'll
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add one more regular season game and just get rid
of the exhibition games altogether. But I do think the
product suffers a little bit early in the first game
of the regular season, but I don't think it takes
long for these guys to get back into a rhythm.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Well, that's why I love college football, because right out
of the gate, every game counts.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
You were at fox Nard for training camp the whole
time this time around, that's.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
Right, our station was yet we had we had a
crew out there the whole time. I made a couple
of different different appearances out there for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
We'll see all of the players train. What is your
feel for Sunday's game?
Speaker 11 (29:04):
You know, I and I know we'll make our official
picks in a few minutes. I think it's a tough
way to open the season. Cleveland's really good, Their defense
is really good. They only lost one game at home
last year, so that's a tough place to go play.
And I meant to bring these numbers with me. We
had your friend Babelfenberg on the other night on Free
for All and he pointed out that over the last
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many years, the only team the Cowboys have managed to
beat in a season opener was the Giants. You know,
against everybody else, they've struggled. And so I think it
kind of trends against Dallas maybe in this in this
opening game, but the team in general, I think it's
going to depend on how good the quarterback is. And
you know, with the notable exception of the playoff game
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last year, Dak Prescott had a really good year. But
I think there's a lack of depth on this team
this year. They lost you know who's going to run
the ball? Oh, by the way, with Collard gone, you
got two rookies starting on the offense of line, how
good can they be right away? The secondary? You get
Digs back from injury. But now to Ron Bland, the
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first team All Pro, he's gone at the other corner.
So you're starting a rookie over there. There are question marks,
but frankly, every team has them. It's just a matter
of how you can adjust to them.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Well, I'm sure Michael Parsons wants to get out there
and clock somebody. But also Dak is still hoping he
can get a contract extension before Sunday. That's not gonna happen.
That's just not gonna happen.
Speaker 11 (30:30):
You're probably right, and bo I'm wrong a lot, but
I just have a feeling that this thing is going
to happen. I think it's trending in that way. Jerry
would love nothing more than to take some thunder away
from Packers Eagles tonight and yes and start floating word
out there at about six thirty six forty five tonight
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that this Dak deal has done. You know, Dak talked
yesterday and his tone was just different. Now, Dak's a
really smart guy, and he knows we're going to try
to read between the lines on everything. So who knows
where they really stand on this, but he made it
sound as though it was trending in a direction where
where they were going to get something done. So it
wouldn't surprise me if it happens fairly soon, so watch
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it not happen all year now.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
We'll see there's a lot of coaches and players a
little nervous since Jerry said, wow, you're all on a
one year contract here. Is that going to help or hurt?
Speaker 11 (31:22):
I don't think from a coaching standpoint, it necessarily hurts.
I admire a lot of things about Mike McCarthy, I
really do. I think he's almost underrated as a coach.
You know, they have won twelve games each in the
last four years. I'm sorry, I know the playoffs, but
he pays for the sins of his predecessors because they've
been so bad in the postseason for so long, and
the fact that that's continued under him, it just piles
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more and more pressure on him. But he's been around
a long time. He knows how the game works in
the NFL. Mike Zimmer's the same way. The defensive coordinator
who's been here before. He knows how the circus works.
So these guys they're going to be fine. And I'm
not sure the fact that they're on the last year
of a deal really affects the way they approach the
game very much.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, okay, well stick around because We're going to do
our first NFL Pro pix of the season with Fox Sports.
Speaker 11 (32:09):
Mikes hit the post the first of them.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I know don't usually hit the post, but this is CCR.
Don't get your papers wet. Some of you got that.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Some of you it Dallas.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
What was Classic Lone Star? Yeah, it took you a
lot of that, Okay, Fox Sports Mike Goosey coms our
NFL tailgate party. I found some facts about the NFL.
A standard NFL game features just ten minutes and forty
three seconds of action. Commercials account for nearly sixty minutes
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of the three hour game. When the networks are showing
the game, the bulk of the time is spent either
on replays or shots of ding.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Also, did you know in the NFL playoff between the
Philadelphia Eagles and the Chicago Bears of nineteen eighty eight,
it was really foggy. The fog was so thick that
the players weren't even able to see the sidelines, and
the fans couldn't see the fields, didn't know what was
going on. The referees had to announce what happened after
every play to the crowd. Year was that bo that
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was nineteen eighty eight. It was like a radio so exactly.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Here's one for you.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Former Dallas Cowboy Dion Sanders is the only player to
hit a major league home run and score a touchdown
in the NFL in the same week. I'll tell you
about it every time you see him. Yes he will too.
That was in the nineteen eighty nine season. Sanders is
the only man to play both in a Super Bowl
and a World Series.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Cool didn't know that, did you. Here's what I found.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
In nineteen fifty eight, during the NFL Championship game before
they had the Super Bowl, an NBC employee posed as
a fan ran out onto the field waving his arms
so he could delay the game because the television feed
went dead.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
And now, come on.
Speaker 11 (34:11):
Now, our engineers must have been running the show. Whoam?
Because I love them?
Speaker 5 (34:17):
One one more.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Larry Izzo of the New England Patriots once took a
dump while on the sidelines during a game, and he
got the game ball for his trouble because he did
it without anybody noticing.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Not.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Come on, that's a feat right there for a moment.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Because you can only fight back mother nature for so long.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
You know what I'm they do a flag on the play.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
For that, Yeah, a brown flag?
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Right, brown flag?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Look away, everybody, And how did he hide wiping?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
You don't want to know. Hey, quarterback, can I bar
the towel? You wipe the hands on?
Speaker 5 (35:00):
All right, let's do it this Ym. We're gonna do
our NFL pro picks.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Move Fox Wars, Mike Doosey, you go first, since you
demand with the plan.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
Here, all right, guys, here we go. A couple of favorites,
a couple of underdogs. This has worked so well for
me in the past, I thought I'd stick with it.
Jimmy Buffalo at home against Arizona, Bill's favorite, of course, Cincinnati.
A lot of people like the Bengals with Burrow back
and healthy to go a long way this year.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Give me the Bungles at home against New England. The
Bungles underdogs.
Speaker 11 (35:32):
We might be crowning Detroit just a little bit early here.
I'm gonna take the Rams to win at Detroit. I'm
gonna take Denver to win at Seattle. The Broncos are
underdogs in that game. As four Cowboys and Browns. That's
a three twenty five start. It's on Fox four. It's
Tom Brady's broadcast debut for the Fox Network. As we
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mentioned earlier, it's a tough opener for the Cowboys. Cleveland's good,
their defense is good. Anxious to see how the rookie
left tackle Geiton can do for the Cowboys against Miles Garrett,
the reigning defensive player of the Year for Cleveland. I
think the Browns win a slug fast. Give me twenty
four to twenty Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Oh all right, Annabelle, your turn.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Okay, here you go. Week one is always tough because
you don't know, Okay, But I am going to go
with Duce on Buffalo. I'm picking Buffalo over Arizona, Okay.
And then I am going to pick Cincinnati over New England.
And I'm going to go against Duce. I'm going to
pick Detroit to win at home against the Rams, all right,
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and Bo, I'm going to go with your team New
Orleans over Carolina. Thank you, thank you. You know. I
I'm scared from the Cowboys on Sunday, but I think
they're going to show up against Cleveland, So I'm picking
the Boys. The underdogs. Got a girl, all right, A
what do you say?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
I'm gonna go with the Cowboys over Cleveland. I'll take
that forty one and a half over under why not, Okay,
Arizona is a personal thing. I graduated in southern Arizona.
So we'll take them over Buffalo. Another underdog for me,
Indianapolis another underdog. I just I don't like Houston.
Speaker 11 (37:17):
You don't like Houston, not really, not really like the
team could be pretty good.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
But yeah, yeah, and yeah, I'm gonna go who Dat
over Carolina.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
I'm with y'all, thank you, thank you. All right, you
got you got one more because you picked four. You
already picked Cowboy.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
You need Oneianapolis over Houston, Arizona over Buffalo, Dallas over Cleveland,
New Orleans over Carolina.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Oh you gonna put New Orleans one? You need one
more that's not the Cowboys. Four and then the Cowboys.
It's four and.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Then the Cowboys need me to step in here. Put
a striped shirt on you. I'll take Tampa Bay over Washington.
Just for the help, all right, you want to know
how it's really good?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
You want to know?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Yeah, all right, yeah, I'm taking Buffalo at Buffalo favored
over Arizona. Sorry, Ao, gimme the Bengals against New England. Nice.
Of course, I'm gonna take my Saints to play Carolina
and beat the snot out of him. I am wearing
my Drew breathes. Guys, gimme Seattle over Denver.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
And yeah, I'm kind of torn which way to go.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
But just because I'm hoping for the best while preparing
for the worst, gimme the Cowboys. Give me the Cowboys
in on Sunday again, It's Cleveland. Come now, Douce, you
have to go downstairs and do a live shot on
Fox four.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
Yeah, I'm going on a good day at about seven
thirty five, so I gotta get down and do that.
But I want to mention Big College Football Day on
Fox Saturday, Michigan Texas at eleven, Baylor Utah at two thirty,
and Tech Washington State late at night at nine pm.
Then we've got the Cowboy game on Sunday, and I
think the Steelers, whoever they play, is the early game.
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So what a football weekend on Fox four?
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Right?
Speaker 4 (39:04):
Go do you? You guys shot on Fox four and
come back up and get some Hamburger Hamburg from Dolla
Far's classic Rock lone Star ninety two five twenty one
before eight case Youlack have a real job.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
So here's what we're going to do.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Are our last four pack of tickets to the State
Fair of Texas. Now, those of you that are familiar
with our Cowboys Monday Morning mathematical mind mangler, which we
do during the regular season. You get the stats and
it ends up with a number, like subtract rushing yards
from passing yards or whatever, and it comes up with
a number. Well, since Dallas hasn't played their first game
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of the season, there's no stats yet on the game.
So we're gonna give you a math problem using jersey numbers.
In other words, I'll call out some players' names and
you figure out the math using the player's jersey number.
Now you'll need a team roster to figure this out.
You don't need the stats just yet to figure out
which player we come up with. For example, if I
say subtract Dak Prescott from Cooper Rush, that would be
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ten minus four equal six, which is safety Donovan Wilson's
jersey number. Exact enough, you're following.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Me to tilan on so you'll get it.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
So I'll call out some players' names and you figure
out the mathematical mind mangler using the jersey numbers, tell
me the player's name with the jersey number you end
up with, and you'll win the tickets. Okay, well, let's
take care of the business at hand, because you know
there's a whole lot going on around here, especially during
football season. Let's find out it's time for Hey up,
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what what Saturday?
Speaker 5 (40:40):
I am so glad you go? Oh my god, sports fans,
there is so much going on. Texas Rangers continue their
series against the Los Angeles Angels tonight at Globly Field,
First pitch at seven oh five. But right before Tonight's game,
there's gonna be a special ceremony for Elvis Andrews, who
will officially retire as an act player tonight as a
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Texas Ranger. He's gonna throw out the ceremonial first pitch.
Tomorrow's Rangers Angels game will be at six oh five.
And speaking of baseball, Frisco Roughriders playing which Chita this
weekend at Riders Field. Okay, who's ready for some football? Body?
Tonight the SMU Mustang's host BYU at Gerald J. Ford
Stadium and Dallas kickoff is at six tonight. TCU Horn
(41:24):
Frogs have their home opener tomorrow night amin G. Carter
Stadium in Fort Worth. They're gonna face Long Island University.
Kickoff is at seven. Get their early come out and
see us. We're gonna be in Frog Alley starting a
round four pm. Denton. Tomorrow night, Unt's Mean Green takes
on Stephen F. Austin's Lumberjacks. Kickoff tomorrow at six point thirty.
(41:46):
And on Sunday, you know there's gonna be plenty of
watch parties at bars across the metroplex, including at Texas
Live in Arlington as your Dallas Cowboys face the Cleveland
Browns in Cleveland. Kickoff is at three twenty five on
Sunday at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. Tomorrow night, Dallas
is new women's professional soccer team, Dallas Trinity FC will
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take on DC Power FC. That match will start at
seven Tomorrow night. Lots of live music to check out
this weekend. At the American Airline Center tonight and tomorrow night,
it's twenty one Pilots. Meanwhile, at the pavilion at Toyota
Music Factory Tonight it's Incubus in concert, and tonight at
Dicky's Arena, and fort Worth. You just mentioned him the
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other day. Both Trace Atkins in concert. You have to
look up. Sunday night at Doseki's Pavilion, you can see
Bush's Loaded Greatest Hits Tour. At the Granada Theater in
Dallas Tonight, Glenn Hughes celebrates the fiftieth anniversary of Deep
Purple's Burn album. And at the Wiley Theater in Dallas
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tonight and tomorrow night, It's the Whalers at the Granada
Theater as in Bob Marley and the Whalers. Beatles fans
yesterday and today, the Interactive Beatles experience the nation's most
innovative and unique show featuring music from the Beatles. It's
going to be at the Majestic Theater in Dallas tomorrow night.
Country band The Mavericks at Dicky's Arena Tomorrow and Sunday
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the Fournight Championship Series look out Doors will open at
ten am both days. Comedy this weekend Jamie Kaylor, Who's
gonna pay us a visit later this morning. He's at
TKS in Addison tonight through Sunday. Also this weekend, the
first Daniels Smoke Out Barbecue and MusicFest happening at South
Fork Ranch tomorrow with mouth watering barbecue and live music.
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Fort Worth Home and Garden Show is being held at
will Rogers Memorial Center tomorrow. The Dallas Women's Expo happening
at the Irving Convention Center tomorrow and Sunday with the
very best in shopping ladies, also speakers and makeovers and
for the kids of this weekend at the Wiley Theater
in Dallas tomorrow from the team that brought you dog
Man the musical, It's Cat Kid Comic Club, the musical
(43:59):
Quiz Show always at eleven am and three pm tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
And that is just some of what is going on
this weekend. Get your Cowboys Rouster ready, we got some
tickets giveaways. Dallas Forwards Classic Wrong Lone Star ninety two five. Well,
look who's back from his TV appearance The Duce Fox
Words Mike Doucy had to.
Speaker 11 (44:20):
Go sorry, sorry to get make up all over everything here.
Guys may need more than I used to see. See,
that's why you should stick to radio. You don't have
to get made up. You can come in here as
ugly as we look.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
Now.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
I think I've told the story before.
Speaker 11 (44:35):
You know. Fox four is in downtown Dallas, and when
you walk out between shows to grab a sandwich or something,
you run across all sorts of you know people.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Yeah, there was a gentleman who.
Speaker 11 (44:46):
Appeared that he may have been homeless, who asked me,
you know, if I could spare a couple of bucks.
So I gave him a couple of bucks. And so
I'm walking away. So you're the guy on TV, right,
and mean, yeah, that's me. He goes, You're Mike Doosey. Right,
he said, yeah, that's me. And as I'm walking away,
here mutter under his breath.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
Damn, you got old. Damn.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Everybody's a critic.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yes, yes they are.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Okay, Now you're familiar with some of the Cowboys jersey numbers. Yeah,
not as familiar as I should be. Okay, I'm worried
about this, but yeah, you'll do it because we're gonna
give away our last four pack of tickets to the
State Fair of Texas.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
It's our pre kickoff.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Cowboys mathematical mind mangler by the numbers since the because
when the Cowboys win the next day, we usually do
a mind mangler involving the stats like the yardage and
completed passing stuff. But since there is no game to
be played yet, that's not until Sunday. This is going
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to be done. It's a mind mangler. It's done by
the Cowboys numbers. So if you got a roster, listen up,
because I'm going to call out players' names. For example,
like I said before, if I said, subtract Dak Prescott
from Cooper Rush, that would be ten minus four, which
equals six. That is safety Donovan Wilson's jersey. No, okay, well,
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all you gotta do just look and find that. Okay,
So here's what we're gonna do. First of all, you
take running back Deuce Vaughn and subtract linebacker Micah Parsons. Okay,
Michael Parson, Yeah, von go while their jersey number. Right,
I'll repeat it once again. Take running back Deuce Vaughan
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and subtract linebacker Michah Parsons. You come up with a number.
Then subtract safety may Lick Hooker's number. You'll come up
with a number. Then tell me who wears that number.
All right, let's go again. Now, take running back Deuce
Vaughan his number and subtract linebacker Michael Parson's number. You'll
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come up with a number, then subtract safety Maylick Hooker's number.
You'll come up with the final number. Tell me who
wears the number? Ok, yeah, he's a hooker. Wait what
he does after the game's over? No, no, better, don't
call the name out. Don't call the name out here,
don't call the number out right, don't call the number out.
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I'll show you who it is. It's in yellow, right, right, Yeah,
that's right, that's right, two one four or eight one
seven seven eight seven one nine two five. And don't
just start hollering out names and numbers. If you got
the number, absolutely, let's see. Go on them show all right,
who did you come up with in the mind? Mangler?
Speaker 10 (47:35):
Is it it's number seventeen?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
No, it's not number seventeen. I don't know who wears seventeen,
but it's not seventeen. Go on them, show all right?
Who did you come up within the mind? Mangler?
Speaker 11 (47:49):
I'm still looking for the other name.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
All right, I'll give it to you again. You take
running back Deuce Vaughan and subtract Michael Parsons. Then subtract
safety Melee Hooker's number. You'll come up with a number.
Tell me who wears the number you came up with?
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Is this it? Yes? Yes, yeah, yeah, Annabel got it?
Come on, an, do you get it? I'm thirty. I'm
looking for Cooper.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Uh huh uh huh uh the.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Alphabetical order, and it should be yeah, no Crooper.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Right the no, no, no, not the example.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
That was just to show you what the hell we're doing.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
She's trying. I know, I know. Bon them show, who
did you come up with? As the answer? Brian Anger?
Speaker 5 (48:39):
Ryan Anger?
Speaker 4 (48:40):
No, he's he's the punter. What's he so pissed off
about all the time? Bon them show? Who did you
come up with?
Speaker 5 (48:48):
In the mind?
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Mangler brand He's number three running back Deuce Vaughan. That's
forty two minus Michael Parsons. That equals he's eleven. That's
means thirty one the some track safety money Hooker's number.
That's minus twenty eight, which comes up with number three.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
Here do you go, my man? Who is this?
Speaker 4 (49:12):
James Barr? James hold on, we'll give your passages to
go to these fire of Texas.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
So don't go up.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
Nobody told me there was gonna be maths older. There'll
be even worse if the Cowboys win on Sunday. Yeah,
don't feel bad, man, You'll have to go by the stats.
So hold on to that roster you got, Deuce, what
else you got going on? Man?
Speaker 11 (49:32):
You know it's I'm gonna go back do one more
good day live shot here. But I'm looking forward to
being with you guys every every Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Yeah, I'm getting the games wrong.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Oh yay, dude, no one of our rascules. Matt the
Cat wanted me to ask you, who do you pick?
TCU or Long Island Universe.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
You're going to go out on a limb there.
Speaker 8 (49:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (49:50):
I think that the Frogs will probably figure out a
way to get this one done.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (49:54):
I'm a big fan of Sunny Dykes. I I wish
for only good things for him and his team, So
it's a good year for that.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
We had him on the show recently. He sat he's
great and he's a big classic rock fan.
Speaker 11 (50:04):
Absolutely, all right, you're bad, All right, Deuce Blake care guys.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
All right, Hey, the Marley Brothers are coming to Duski's
Pavilion Monday, September sixteenth, and if you want to see
them live as they celebrate their dad's legacy, then stand
by coming up around eight forty. We're gonna open up
the lone Star ticket window and give away those tickets
right here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas
Fort Worths Classic Rock The Lone Star ninety two to
five Skylla for.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Worst Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two five. It's Friday,
and we got a virgin to the show.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
Yeah, he's never been on before.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
How did we go all this long and not have
Jamie Taylor on the show? How hard you forget your
first time? Oh yeah, that's mental with me.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Please.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
He is at t K Steakhouse and Comedy Club in Addison,
So let's let's kind of get to know each other.
Speaker 10 (50:50):
You're from New Hampshire, originally from New Hampshire. I don't
know if you guys knows it's a state.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Yeah, you always forget about it, but it is a state.
Speaker 10 (50:58):
It's in the upper right corner and ten months of winter,
two months of bad sledding.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Oh man, that's like I used to live in Minneapolis.
That was like winter. They said, there's a joke, we
have two seasons, winter and road work.
Speaker 10 (51:14):
Well, you know, live for your die. I just felt
like I needed a couple more choices, very limited.
Speaker 5 (51:21):
I still have.
Speaker 10 (51:22):
It and my father, I was a Navy lieutenant, and
so my father got me a license plate that said
US Navy on it that was said live for your die.
And I was like, oh, thanks for making me a
target for everyone who's like a military.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Thanks.
Speaker 9 (51:36):
Gay.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
So how did you make that transition from military to
stand up comic?
Speaker 10 (51:41):
After school? I went to I said, I don't care
what ship you put me on. Put me in San Diego.
I honestly have done with Mosquitos. And then I got
out there and I when I finished my time, I
did five years and I got out and my buddy
was like, hey, you're pretty funny. There's an improv group
and there's a lot of pretty women in it, and
you should come. And I just joined this improv group
and then I was off and running. I started working
(52:01):
and ended up doing a ton of TV shows Friends,
Will and Grace, King of Queens, Tacoma FD, Zacoma FD,
Oh My Gosh, with the Super Trooper guys, Lemmy and
hefferan aside from My Boys, which was the four seasons
that I did as a series regular. Being on Tacoma
FD was it's so much fun. It's as fun as
you think it is with those guys like you. Just
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people show up early, they don't leave like it's a party.
It's everyone laughs.
Speaker 4 (52:26):
It's just the funny show. They're the best. And it's
crazy about Tacoma. After he was talking about it this morning,
it's so good. As a lieutenant in the Navy, were
you rough on the new swabs that came.
Speaker 8 (52:38):
On to me?
Speaker 4 (52:38):
Yeah, you know, I was the who stole the strawberries.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
They were were mine.
Speaker 10 (52:47):
Now, Honestly, as an officer, I had an amazing chief,
and the chief was that he had been in for
twenty years. I was always amazed when they didn't trust
the enlisted guy who'd been there forever. I was like, dude,
just keep me out of trouble. And we made a
west back. We were no to Australia, Hong Kong when
it was still British and all around South Yeah, when
it was fun with British.
Speaker 5 (53:06):
Stewardesses alright then.
Speaker 10 (53:09):
And yeah all over. So I had a great time.
But I was in the year after Top Gun came out,
so you know, I was walking around San Diego in
my uniform like those were the days when we were really,
like I said, Maverick, you they were but I was
a ship driver, so we'd go, I feel the need,
the need to go fifteen knots, just slowly, slowly, gently
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through the water.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Okay, this man, I'll have you know, homeschooled his kids
for fourteen months during the pandemic.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
She as a matter of fact, it is special. It's
called homeschool.
Speaker 10 (53:40):
It's called homeschooled. And yeah, I am. I had started
having kids at fifty, so I will, I'll tell you that.
And so my wife works and she would travel and stuff.
So I ended up during the pandemic having to monitor
my children on two iPads where you It's just it
was catastrophic.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
It was catastrophic.
Speaker 10 (54:00):
Yeah, and of course you know it was LA so
it was it was shut down, and uh, yeah, my kids.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Are I'd be saying, today's another snow day, kids, but
it's not good snow daddy.
Speaker 5 (54:09):
I will eventually.
Speaker 4 (54:10):
Actually, today's LA is a heat day.
Speaker 10 (54:12):
It's one hundred and fifteen and they closed the school
because there's no power for air conditioning.
Speaker 5 (54:17):
That's right.
Speaker 10 (54:17):
And my wife's laughing because it was the I finally
started going back on the road. I was telling you guys,
I haven't been touring much because I was home watching
the kids and I was like, I'm not going to
make it. I got to get out of here. So
anytime I come here it was like I was like,
I didn't care what happens with the shows. I just
am happy to be in a hotel by myself, watching
Law and Order.
Speaker 12 (54:34):
And one of the old ones like Benjamin Bratt and
and the Old Guy, and all of a sudden, every
actor who's on you like movie star, movie star, yeah star, JK.
Speaker 5 (54:47):
Simmons and stuff.
Speaker 4 (54:47):
So yeah, you see people that you know.
Speaker 10 (54:51):
But I'm I kind of a mister mom. And it's
funny because when I first had kids, I thought it'd
become like my dad, who had six kids and sold cars,
and I told me he worked eighty hours a week.
I found out years later he only worked forty hours
a week, and the other forty he just sat quietly
in a car two blocks away from.
Speaker 5 (55:08):
The house to make sure he wasn't wine.
Speaker 10 (55:11):
Really, but because my wife was touring so much, I've
kind of stayed home, so I became exactly like my mother.
Speaker 5 (55:18):
And I remember the day vividly it happened.
Speaker 10 (55:20):
I woke up and the first thought in my head
was I need to cook that chicken before it goes bad.
And then I threw my back out vacuuming, and that's
why I started drinking chardonay at three o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Here you go, Yeah, it's National Kianti Days, so you
have some wine today.
Speaker 10 (55:37):
I tell you, by the way, as a joke, but
I totally like you hear about women who are like, ah,
she's drinking wine all day and now that I'm watching
my kids all day, A go, oh, I totally get that.
Speaker 5 (55:46):
That makes a lot of sense. I saw on your
Instagram that one of your daughters or both of them
maybe needs braces.
Speaker 4 (55:53):
She needs braces.
Speaker 10 (55:54):
We just went to the orthodontist and phase one, Yeah,
phase one, who knows there's there's no there was no
number of like there's gonna be three phases. They go,
this is Phase one was forty three hundred dollars forty
three four braces for an expander. And I talked to
the people at the orthodontis and they were like, I
don't worry the insurance covers, you know, fifteen hundred and
two grand of that, and so yeah, exactly right. So
(56:16):
before the day before I left, I got the insurance
form and it goes forty three hundred dollars. They covered
eighteen dollars. Oh my eighteen dollars dollars of it. And
I was like, oh, thanks guys, perfect, thank you so much.
That's super helpful of what you're you doing.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
So I would march down to that insurance company, stick
my finger in my throat and throw up on their desk.
Speaker 10 (56:36):
Well, the problem was, they showed me an ex like
the one kid didn't. They were like, well, you could
put them on. I go could. We're not doing that. Well,
this is unless it's a life saving tooth device. This
is not happening.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
Their mouth will grow together if they don't.
Speaker 10 (56:48):
And they showed the X ray of their mouth and
the teeth were up in the top like they were
at a Who concert in nineteen seventy eight trying to
get through the front door. There was one gap and
all the teeth were running for general admission Cincinnati show.
Speaker 13 (57:04):
To get in.
Speaker 10 (57:04):
And the woman was like, na, she really needs them,
and so here she goes. It's an expander. They put
it on the back teeth. There's a thing in the middle.
It pushes them apart, and she goes after the first
two weeks. Every day you have to put a little
Alan wrench in her mouth and click it at half turn.
It's like it's like the Marquis decide with the rack,
and it's spreading like I'm literally pulling my kids head
(57:27):
apart a quarter.
Speaker 5 (57:28):
Inch of a day.
Speaker 10 (57:29):
And then she goes, she didn't say anything about phase two,
but she goes, what could happen though? This will probably
separate the two front teeth and give her a gap.
So in phase two we'll pull those teeth back together
again and charge you.
Speaker 4 (57:42):
Some more money, some more Moneymorrow with Jamie Taylor coming
up on the ball on them show. Thanks you coming
in man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (57:50):
Thank you. Yeah, you let her run lock Mail?
Speaker 9 (57:54):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (57:55):
Now?
Speaker 4 (57:55):
It's what was classic rock lone star ninety two to five.
Jamie Taylor is our guest. He's a teacase house in
comedy club. And I just found out since we were
checking between the song that you're a big horror movie fan.
Speaker 5 (58:07):
In fact, this man was in a Godzilla movie.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Cool.
Speaker 10 (58:11):
I was so yeah, I've done Godzilla. This aftermath the
Wicked and the Godzilla one was pretty crazy actually, because
it's the Matthew bridercrin I got.
Speaker 4 (58:19):
Cut out of it. Oh, I remember that one. Yeah,
And I didn't know I was cut out of it.
So I went to.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
Why you go cut you ended up on the cutting
room floor.
Speaker 10 (58:26):
I was a helicopter pilot and Godzilla eats me, and
I remembered like shooting it, the director would just be like,
all right, okay, and now the dragon is Godzilla's eating
you and scream and you go, it's really funny. It
was such a funny day shooting. And then I go
to the premiere opening night with my girlfriend and every
time a helicopter appears, she kind of elbows me and goes, hey,
(58:49):
here you.
Speaker 5 (58:50):
Come, here you come. And there's a lot of helicopters
in the movie, by the way.
Speaker 10 (58:54):
And then finally Godzilla starts to die and it's about
two and a half hours into a movie, and she's like,
I don't I don't think you made it into this movie.
Speaker 5 (59:02):
And you went to all that trouble too. Impressed me.
I totally did.
Speaker 10 (59:06):
And I called my buddy who had helped who had
made the movie and brought me in and I said, hey, man,
I'm not in the movie because oh that's right, Hey,
I forgot to tell you you got cut out?
Speaker 5 (59:15):
Can you still put it on your resume?
Speaker 11 (59:17):
Though?
Speaker 5 (59:17):
Still there?
Speaker 4 (59:18):
And honestly I still get residual checks from it.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
So long as the chick's clear, you're all right.
Speaker 10 (59:24):
That's all they count screen, so you don't. It was
all green screen, the helicopter thing. I did another one
on the very tallest building in Los Angeles called d
war and it was a Chinese film director who didn't
speak a word of English.
Speaker 4 (59:37):
How did you he was trying?
Speaker 10 (59:39):
He would go, you dragon, and you go, and I go, okay,
whatever and we do a take and uh and I got.
Speaker 9 (59:58):
No.
Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
I didn't a word of English.
Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Dragon, Dragon.
Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
But we shot on the tallet.
Speaker 10 (01:00:07):
I don't have been to La but that the US
Bank building that we were on the helicopter pad the
whole day shooting.
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
It was unbelievable. Ubele Wow, I don't know about.
Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
You know, filmmaking is really fun.
Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
Now. I saw on your social media where you were
talking about how you are attracted to coffins because you
think that it would be a good place to take
the nap.
Speaker 10 (01:00:33):
Here's what happened. I, you know, one of the days
with the kids at homeschooling them, and I'm super exhausted.
And I knew I was super exhausted because I was
watching a vampire film that night, and I didn't get
scared by the vampire whatsoever.
Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
But I thought the coffin looked really comfortable.
Speaker 10 (01:00:47):
I mean, come on, it's got satin, there's a little
pillow in it. Here's what I'm gonna tell you. It's got
a lid locks, very quiet inside. From what I understand,
I'm gonna tell you right now. If Costco started selling
coffins that had a little ref refrigerated it, yeah, maybe
maybe a foot massager and a TV right above your eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Every dude I know buys that coffin. Yeah, would it
be fun if you could be in a coffin in
a funeral home and when somebody watched them out.
Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
Listen, you're gonna buy one. Eventually. I got some terrible
news for all of you. You might as well get
some use out of it. Like somebody knocks on the door,
They're like, where's your dad. Oh, he's in the coffin
in the garage.
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
I'm so sorry the hey dad.
Speaker 10 (01:01:28):
And then here's the best part. When you do die,
easy disposal just right out the door.
Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Here.
Speaker 10 (01:01:34):
I'm getting to the age now where I had a
friend just recently who had a heart attack and he
totally survived. It was totally fine, he made it, but
he dropped, and to save his life, they put him
into a two week induced coma. And so all of
our friends got around and everyone's really worried about him.
And guy said, you know, to save his life, they
had to put him into two week induced coma.
Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
And I didn't.
Speaker 10 (01:01:52):
I didn't hear another word after that, and I started
asking stupid questions like, Hey, do you guys know do
you have to have the heart attack to get the
two week induced coma?
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Can you just order that?
Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
I'll la car.
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Do you guys know if insurance would cover I'm.
Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Just tired and I need a long, long meta.
Speaker 10 (01:02:09):
Wouldn't it be great like Christmas where people go, hey,
what are you doing from We're going to see family
back to East? What are you doing? Man, I'm taking
a two week induced comba. I'll see you in January.
I'll be in my coffin in the garage.
Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
And I are buying. None of you are present.
Speaker 10 (01:02:23):
One Noel January comes, You're like, I feel great.
Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Yeah, awesome. Okay, let me ask you this.
Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Yeah, what was the first comic or comedy album you
heard that really made you laugh? I meant something I
see said.
Speaker 10 (01:02:40):
Steve Martin was big, and George Carlin I really appreciated,
but Richard Pryor did. And most of my act is autobiographical. Yeah,
I even open with do you have kids?
Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
All right?
Speaker 10 (01:02:51):
Then this act is dedicated to you. And if you
don't have kids, get ready to sit back and feel
great about your life. And so when he tells stories
that are you know, it's tragedy plus time for me.
And so when I see things that happen that you know,
I have gallows humor. We always cope by by making
things laugh. And so for me prior, I mean, you
look at his life, I would not want to have
(01:03:11):
lived it, but boy was it gloriously funny. You just
had that timing and stuff. So for me, he was
the first. And then I mean recently, Brian Reagan's one
of the all times.
Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
We used to have him on the show all the time.
Speaker 10 (01:03:27):
Yeah, Body Slaton, Richard, Yeah, I mean those are the
guys I kind of came up with, and nowadays I
Nate Bargatsi's unbelievable, unbelievable, and so's I like, Uh, Pete Holmes,
I like a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
You know who?
Speaker 10 (01:03:43):
I really love Bo Burnham who does the music stuff
his Inside Special. It's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
But we played a couple of songs by him, so brilliant.
So do you get to travel free on a carnival cruise?
Didn't you used to do spots for him?
Speaker 10 (01:03:59):
I was this crazy, So I do voiceovers. I'm actually
going back. I do Loudhouse, the TV show Robot Chicken,
I the Bloopers.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Come on back for some crazy bloopers. Oh that's you,
that's me?
Speaker 10 (01:04:14):
Yes, yeah, come on now, crazy bloopers. One of my
Seth Green. I was doing a pilot and Seth Green
came to me and said, hey, would you do a
voice I knew his girlfriend. So he goes, there's nothing
going to happen with this thing. And I go up
to a garage in the valley. I do the bloopers
host He goes, all right, something ever happens four years later,
(01:04:35):
hadn't spoken to him for four years. I get a
phone call. This is how cool Seth Green is. He goes, hey, man,
we just got picked up Robot Chicken. You're the Blooper's host,
Come on in And I went in and I've been
doing it for fifteen sixteen years.
Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Congratulations, it's just comic history.
Speaker 10 (01:04:49):
That's such a class act. But the Carnival Cruise Line thing,
so I get this gig. I'm the voice of Carnival
Cruise Line and the whole it's like fifteen spots. I'm
making bands and it's running for like the two or
three months, and the whole premise of the campaign is
every other vacation blows. Come on, get on a Carnival
cruise you know you want to come and party with us.
(01:05:11):
This place is fun. Two months into the campaign, I
record all the spots. They're showing them on TV. Checks
are rolling in two months in the Gulf of Mexico
Cruise Line where the the poop system overflows some times
on Carnival Cruise Line, where it's major tragedy, like they
(01:05:32):
are losing business left and right, and they go, this
campaign doesn't work. A week later, I hear a Carnival
Cruise Line and it's a woman's voice and she's like,
Carnival Cruise Lines is really trying to help out to
make it sure everyone's vacation is perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
They change the whole campaign because you're yucking it up
and she's trying to be serious.
Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
Yeah, like my thing would have been, who cares it's poop.
Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
On a cruise?
Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Just block your nose and how another cocktail?
Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Move on?
Speaker 10 (01:06:02):
They get drunk enough you won't smell it anyone.
Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
Thanks for coming in, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (01:06:08):
Jamie Kenner, Guess, thanks for having me come out to
see the show.
Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Tk's Steakhouse and Comedy Club, and come back anytime you're
in town. I love it, Guess.
Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
Thanks for having Jammy Keller.
Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
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flies off of both walls down the hall. Strut on
girl lone Star ninety two five. By the way, who
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I do like those first time winners.
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That's kind of nice, I really do.
Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Mama's got a birthday coming up on Halloween. How about that?
A scary girl A hell a good birthday right there.
We want to thank hat Creek for bringing us some burgers.
Hat Creek Burger Comedy. They got some burgers. For your ass.
That's not where it goes. But I mean, I'm just telling.
Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
It for tailgating like we're doing today. So if you're
gonna be going to a high school game or a
college game, or going out to see the Cowboys this season,
check out Hat Creek. Of course, you know they're celebrating
their sixteenth birthday.
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Well, that Tater Tots are absolutely.
Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
We're carrying those up right now. I'm fixing to get
me some more of those chicken nuggets, yeah, because I
dipping them in that ranch dressing. And I thought about
that guy on the freaking Fool File that drank twenty
four ounces of ranch dressing to win some dump.
Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
A little bit on a chicken nugget is good, twenty
four ounce is not so good.
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the Cowboys got, John Cunningham reminded me of a player
they didn't sign.
Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
But they really need to. You know what I'm saying, Okay,
they need I'm just swear like that was.
Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
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Speaker 13 (01:10:05):
He was a big, strong boy that was quick on
his seat.
Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
And every college and because we wanted Ricky blocking on
their line.
Speaker 13 (01:10:14):
But when the scout's gone knocking on Wicki's door, they
didn't want to talk to young rick no more. When
they saw his mama, she's the one they wanted to sign.
She was a roll on woman raised on a.
Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Farm, had a fairy bright tattoo on her farm.
Speaker 13 (01:10:30):
She was lingered in hell and running forty and four
point three. She could squak six hundred, been press five
the hands down in his homemade girl Live, got a
scholarship playing linebacker into Ricket did well, mama's gonna play football.
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Her real names doors, but they go on to callers,
hadn't call. She's got shoulders in behind him or foot
wide going to call.
Speaker 12 (01:11:02):
Age on a fool ride.
Speaker 13 (01:11:05):
Usiness tidwell, will you play in the NCA double. She'd
wash all her teammates uniforms, tucked everybody in and the
football to her cook The game meals said the Lord's prayer.
Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
You missing at Jos's trap. She's got a spare.
Speaker 13 (01:11:26):
Crawl in the huddle and call all the please the
only one. Nothing enough to go both ways, get a
mouthful of mud, start up knees, cussing up the coaches
and the referee. Ricky tis well, mama's gonna play football.
Her real name's Dorus. Everybody calls her too tall. They
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say she's a fine young man, but she's really not.
Jakie's mama was the mamber of the cheam shine and
on the tripball offsho and way she grew word and just.
Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Look at her stacks.
Speaker 13 (01:12:05):
Ins responsible for killing time running back. I'm lest on recitation.
Was this rody accuse Ricky's mama little stair rickiten Well
mama's on romation the Colleges garden an investigation. Yeah, they
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wouldn't leave poor rickiton Well mama loans had she been
taking mail hormone?
Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
Ris patting Wells, don't be hell in the end? Rickted
Well's mama play a personal foul number of fact. Mine's
more La podcast The Legal Use of the Clothes.
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Yeah, see, don't worry about Dack's contract.
Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
Don ricked Tedwell's mama, and we're going to the super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
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If you happen to miss that band at the bow
and them bash Well. That was back in June one,
isn't Yeah, yep, that was a while ago. But they're
coming back. They're going to be in Durant, Oklahoma at
Chalktaw what December something, December sixth, Oh, okay, there you go.
All right, this was our tailgate party. I'm so full
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of hat Creek stuff right now. My god, that is
going to be in order.
Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
For the kid. We have leftover so if you want
to take some home to Deborah.
Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
God, I couldn't need another bite. I got a food baby,
a food baby. I was gonna give both third trimester. Yeah. Oh,
here's a couple more NFL fun facts I found for you.
Did you know? According to a Sports Illustrated article, about
seventy eight percent of former NFL players have gone bankrupt
(01:14:00):
are under financial stress just two years after retirement.
Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
Yeah, they need a financial advisor.
Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Well, because they spend money. Oh, look at all this
money I'm getting. They spend it like it's going out
of starn.
Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
And they have so many people around them that are
mooching off of exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Yeah, come on, man, you got it hypothetically, and it'll
never happen. But if every NFL team finishes in a
tie and everybody has the same record, yeah, the playoffs
would be determined by the flip of a coin.
Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
Oh, real, will never happen.
Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
How about this. The Pittsburgh Steelers were the first NFL
team to have cheerleaders. Not the Cowboys, No, Pittsburgh steel
They was all ugly because they're from Pittsburgh. Me. I
don't like the Steelers. I hate the Steeler. I do
like me and Joe Green, though it is rumored that
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Minnesota Vikings are supposedly cursed for losing the NFL Championship
trophy by the spirit of Ed Thorpe. From nineteen thirty
four to nineteen sixty nine, the NFL champion received the
Ed Thorpe Memorial Trophy, named for an NFL referee who
died in nineteen thirty four and was well liked by
all the higher ups in the league. Well, the Minnesota
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Vikings were the last team to win this trophy before
they went on to face the AFL champion Kansas City
Chiefs in the first AFL NFL World Championship. It wasn't
the first, but it was the last one before the
Super Bowl year. The game was named the Super Bowl
the very next season. And here's one for you. This
guy's been on the show a couple of times. NFL
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legend Herschel Walker. Yeah, he's admitted he has multiple personality disorder.
Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
Of the news.
Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
He doesn't remember receiving the Heisman Trophy because one of
his other personalities was in charge at the time.
Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Oh, the one that played football, Yeah that one.
Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Oh good Lord, the things you'll learn about the sports world.
But now I remember if the Cowboys win, we're gonna
have to do a Monday morning mathematical mind mangler, and
we have take to see the TCU Hornfrogs take on
the University of Central Florida. That'll be at Amon G.
Carter Stadium September fourteenth, which would be next weekend, wouldn't
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it It would?
Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
It would?
Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
All right, let's talk some time wasters here. What do
we got?
Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Okay, So this is what we have up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com. David Gilmour has been hyping this
new album of his Luck and Strage since April yes,
and today is finally the day that it's being released.
Here's David on the meaning behind the title luck and Strange.
Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
It's the luck of the very strange moment that me
and Baby boom Is in general in the post war
period have lived through. So you have had such a
fortunate moment, so many positive ideas that one thought were
moving us forward.
Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
He sounds so mellow. I just can't imagine him yelling
at Roger wats was at the top of his lungs,
but I'm sure he did.
Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
I almost took a nap there.
Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Who else is getting a really gravelly voices stinging is huh?
Speaker 9 (01:17:10):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
And he has released a new single called I Wrote
Your Name upon My Heart with his latest Power trio.
We have that song up on our page if you
want to check it out.
Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
I would like to write a song called I Wrote
your Name in the snow okay with my member. So
you got the joke, Okay, all right, of course, I JD.
Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
I worked with you long enough, bou Roberts Okay at
a time? Why Sir Motley Cruz set to release a
Doctor Feel Good thirty fifth anniversary box set. It's going
to be available on CD and vinyl out November twenty second.
Also Bruce Springsteen, his wife Patty Scalfa, and North Texas
his own Nord Jones. They're going to be among the
performers at the annual Stand Up for Heroes benefit, which
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is going to take place November eleventh, Veterans Day. Event
is part of the New York Comedy Festival, and it's
gonna feature sets by Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Seinfeld, and Springsteen
actually tells a couple of dirty jokes during this set.
Proceeds from the concert go to the Bob Woodrow Foundation,
which works on helping our nation's veterans. Speaking of Bruce,
(01:18:17):
by the way, Hulu and Disney Plus have finally announced
that Road Diary Bruce Springsteen and the East Street Band
will start streaming on October fifteenth. And finally, I don't
know if you've heard about this bo but a viral
money hack involving Chase Bank landed a bunch of people
in hot water, and it's a TikTok trend. People on
TikTok were talking about how you could cheat Chase Bank
(01:18:41):
by writing a check to yourself for a lot of
money and then withdrawing that money even though it wasn't
yours with drawing that money. Well, we have a Chase
fraud analyst shell out a video saying why you're going
to get into a lot of trouble because it's fraud, folks.
Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
I mean, I'm sure they figured out a way to
make that where it's not a problem, because they probably
will get you if you try it.
Speaker 9 (01:19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
And plus they were taking it out of ATMs.
Speaker 9 (01:19:06):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
ATMs have video cameras exactly, and you were depositing the
fake check into your own checking account, your own account. Yeah,
so check out that video on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Yes, it's life in the fast lane. So y'all watch
how fast I go from here to my pillow because
after all that food from Hat Creek, I'm ready for
a little snooze time. It's life in the fat lane
for me. Oh great, Thank you guys, appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Yeah, thanks Hat Creek, Thanks fuck for us. Mike cons
and Jamie Taylor.
Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
Yeah, Jamie was awesome, wasn't he?
Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
A tk's this weekend, he's got two shows tonight, two
shows tomorrow, and one show on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
See, that's the thing when you get somebody that you've
never had on before. It's a crapshoot. Yes, you don't
know if they're gonna be it or bad. If they're bad,
then you say after one break, well thanks for coming in.
We don't bother to come back. But he was great,
he was right. Yeah, So up nuts is are after
show decompression session and tonight I think we're gonna go
(01:20:14):
see Glen Hughes at the Granada comorrow. Yeah, and tomorrow
we'll be out at Frog Alley for the TCU game.
That's right about forrest Or So look for the whole
show out there. Yeah, we're gonna be out to acting
a fool. So, by the way, Glenn Prairie, you can
finally drink your water.
Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
They got the all clear.
Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Yeah, but they say don't rush and do it too
much because they have to drain the water tower and
then fill it back up. Well, that's gonna take a minute.
Sometime before the day's over. You'll be able to finally
wash that funk off of you because you hadn't been
able to take a shower.
Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
Unless you went to some business that was offering up
their showers.
Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Yeah, go to some gent All right, you already get
out of here before we do.
Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Let's celebrate foot bom.
Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Football. I love the game football life.
Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
We got the chips, we got the dip.
Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
Oh, we needed the tight ends.
Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
They're in their own house worship and professionals.
Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Football football, football, football, what's it's all about.
Speaker 7 (01:21:13):
One of the things that when you played professional football
is you don't want to get the reputations being a whiner.
Speaker 11 (01:21:18):
We couldn't run the ball.
Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
We didn't try to run the ball.
Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
We're talking about our idiot kicker.
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
We got liquored up and ran his mouth off. We
couldn't do italy poof.
Speaker 11 (01:21:27):
How do you think it sign? What I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Labor? But the game just shot.
Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
It's just like any other job.
Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
It's everyone we played. It's a car accident.
Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
Every time we get dick.
Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
I felt that one way up here.
Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
After they sucked the quarterback, they went after his family.
Just play football.
Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Look we got Skybok seats. Come on football, he could
what touch down?
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Touch down?
Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
I'm a cheerleader. Then nobody wears pamps football.
Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
But God doesn't play soccer. He plays football.
Speaker 5 (01:22:08):
Well, y'all know what day it is, don't you.
Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
Right?
Speaker 8 (01:22:12):
Okay, that's hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on late hitting,
unnecessary roughness and personal foul.
Speaker 9 (01:22:19):
You can become a full force star. You can do
it in a way football. I will be here today,
staying here on that football field. Football all right, Football,
(01:22:39):
all right.
Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Go Saints and go cowboy. We'll see you Monday. By
When I'm watching the game, I see coaches given hand
signals to the quarterback.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What the heck do they mean? You need the new
football hand signals for dummies. Football hand signals for dummies,
lets you in and all the signals for every team,
including throw the ball to the short guy who lets
stupid dance at the end zone. Hey, moron, stop high
fighting the guys on the other team. Either you were
deformed or you're cinta shifted significantly. Second, you're a leader
from the end not wearing underwear.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Wow, I got to get football hand signals for dummy.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Get football hand signals for dummies today, because if you
don't guess which hand signal I'm gonna be giving you.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
It's so dumb.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Everybody football football time for football.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
That's what we call a sag lunch. Professional football football.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Someone said football.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
It's some time you do.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Happen to catch professional football contest on television?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Last name question football? So she likes football.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
I love the game football. I owe my life too.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
We got the chips, we got the dip oh, we
needed the tight ends. They're in their own house. Professional football, football,
flickball football, what's it's all.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
One of the things that when you played professional football
is you don't want to get their reputations being a winner.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
We couldn't run the ball.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
We didn't try to run the ball. We're talking about
our whodiot kicker.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
We got liquored up and ran his mouthall we couldn't do.
Galy coo. How do you think it sign?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What I mean? Labor?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
But the games shot, it's just.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Like any other job.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
As evy one we played. It's a car accident. Every
time we get taken.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I felt that one way up here.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
After they sucked the quarterback, they went after his family
players football.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Look we got Skybucks seats. Come on football, he could touchdown, touchdown.
I'm his cheerleader. Then nobody wears pimps football.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
But God doesn't play soccer. He plays football.
Speaker 8 (01:55):
So that means today is football has hitting, clipping, spirit, blocking,
piling on late hitting, unnecessary roughness, and personal foul.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
You can become a foot force star.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
You can do it.
Speaker 9 (02:09):
Wait, Bob, I would be here today, staying here on
that football field.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Football.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I like football. Yes, my friends, it is a football
Friday because we're already into college football. But the NFL
officially started last night.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Chiefs and Ravens. What a game.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yes, it was. I only could see half of it
because well, you know, I gotta get to bed.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
But the Chiefs win.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
We'll talk about all that in the sports of all sorts.
And it is a football Friday, which means Fox Sports
Mike Deosey is gonna be here for our tailgate party.
And we got some good food coming from Hat Creek.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Hat Creek Burgers bringing our tailgate party to us. O.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Hat Creek Burger's got some burgers for your ass. Oh yeah,
that's not where you put them. I'm just telling you
they're good burgers. Mine does get bigger after a good burger.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, you go, so freaking fool.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
File a family four pack of tickets to the State Fair,
Texas at seven fifty and uh, will you hear how
we're giving those away now. I'm trying to get you
in practice for if the Cowboys have a winning season
and we do the Monday morning mathematical mind Marri.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
So there's gonna be math, yes.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
But it's easy because there's no Cowboys stats. Yes, oh okay,
it's just gonna be done by the numbers the players wear.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm kind of emergic to math, you know, I break
out in hives.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Sure if I say so and so subtract Vak Prescott.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
That's the number. You'll get it, yack number four.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
All right, yes, my brain her it's already. Comedian Jamie
Kaylor is going to stop. Yes, he's at Tk's Steakhouse
and Comedy Club.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
And some people may know him from Tacoma FD on Netflix.
A very funny show.
Speaker 10 (04:12):
Oh yeah, I have to start watching was Captain Polanski.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
He's got quite a little resume when it comes to
movies and TV shows.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I'm excited to meet him. So let's see what we're
celebrating today on this Friday. It's National Food Bank Day.
Oh yeah, I mean you're not going to eat half
the stuff in your pantry anyway. That Ken of Vienna
sausage is going to be there till the next millennium.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
So we'll bring some of it to the food Bank
and feed some hunger peoples. As a matter of fact,
I'll be out there on Wednesday for nine to eleven
day of service. Are you at the North Texas Food Bank?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Seeing it's the Great Egg Toss Day? What it celebrates
the start of egg tossing. Yes, it's a real sport.
This day takes place on September sixth, because that's the
day in nineteen eighty one when one guy through an
a three and twenty five feet two inches to another
guy and it didn't break and the sport was born. Wow.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Now this is a sport you can get behind because
you don't eat the eggs. You just throw it.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I just toss him in the trash.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Right.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It's Bring your Manners to Work Day. Yeah, for God's sake,
I'm just so rude. National Lazy Mom's Day.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Love it.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Hey, listen, moms, once you get your little hell sparn
out of the house and off the school, Mama, you
can be as lazy as you want. You deserve it,
and you may as well get a little buzz on
because it's National Kiyanti Day. Oh yeah, I mean, if
you're gonna be a whino, drink the good stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Oh yeah, do the Hannibal lecter.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, it's gonna say the favorite wine of Hannibal. Let
there you go, because he'll eat your liver with some
fava beans. Yes, it's a lovely Kanji National Coffee ice
Cream Day.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Now that's very tasty.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
A day that blends two great tastes into ones believed
that it made his debut in the nineteenth century.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Really, I've been around that long.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Wow, all right, National Barbie Doll Day, marking the day
Barbie Millicent Roberts. Yes, that's her full name. Wow. First
one on sale in nineteen fifty nine. This means that
she's sixty five today and eligible for Medicare. The Barbie
doll actually made its debut at the American International Toy
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Fair in New York City on March ninth, nineteen fifty nine,
but she didn't go on sale until September sixth that year,
which is today.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
They should have an AARP Barbie in.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Honor's looking good sixty five trash Barbie.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And it's National Read a Book Day. I'm more of
a magazine man. I like magazines.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Better read a book every day?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
An every time I see an issue with Mad Magazine,
I want to buy it for you.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Bo.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I like magazines with lots of pictures. National Geographic, No.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
A little further up the letter. There lots of pictures,
lots of lusty pictures.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah, you're drooling on the my tig old biddy.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Did I zone off for a minute?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Sorry, Let's let's focus and get back to the job
at hand here, which means it is time for our
morning stretch Friday.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yea tailgate party.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, it's gonna be fun and it's gonna be profitable.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
So are we ready? Yes, sir, we're here. We may
as well start.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Now, Dallas what Worth Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
We in the cit ah and it's time to get
ready to go to work, because there's also time for
sports of all.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
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Speaker 4 (07:44):
Okay, Cowboys season gets underway on Sunday, and those of
you who are big Dak Prescott fans, you're probably wondering
when is Jerry gonna give.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Dak a contract extension.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Time is winding down before the Cowboys in Prescott can
come to an agreement on a contract extent before the
start of the season. This Sunday, Dak did say that
there could be a relief in getting it done to
wipe away any outside distractions during the season, which is
probably using distractions comment as an excuse in case he underperforms. Yeah,
(08:18):
while we're distracted, you share a government of contract extension
in case you didn't notice. Dak didn't take a single
snap during the preseason, which makes fans wonder if he'll
be rested or rusted when the Cowboys season gets started
in Cleveland on Sunday. Prescott says he will still be
working if the Cowboys and his representation can't come to
(08:39):
an agreement before the start of the season. Sunday afternoon
kickoff is at three twenty five. I doubt it's gonna
get done, but we'll see. Dak, of course, wants a
fortune for a paycheck, and Jerry still has a bad
taste in his mouth since the loss to the Packers
in the wildcard round last season. Tell you what, Tell
you what. Let's win some games first and then maybe
(09:03):
Dak and his agent can sit down and work out
a deal. Let's show some proof into pudding here before
Jerry opens his wallet again.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Oh God, here, And if you really believe in your talent,
then why don't you do a bonus structure to get.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
All that money? And I like it an incentive and
it's if you reach certain plateaus, you get extra money.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
All the money. That should be the way it always is.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
And for God's sakes, now, the NFL season is here.
I am sick and tired of having to address NFL contracts.
I just want to concentrate on the excitement of the players,
the intensity, the war.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I want that. And I don't see Taylor Swift anymore.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah, I saw her last night, did you?
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Have you seen the NFL promo yet? She's in there
five times five. It's just a split second each time,
but she's in there five freaking time.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
She's not bringing Travis Kelsey much luck. He only got
thirty four yards yesterday.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Well, hey, still getting ready to be heartbroken?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Well, listen to this. Mary Crippen is an innovative teacher
at Pinecrest Elementary School in Florida, and she has enjoyed
some success teaching math by weaving football statistics into her lessons,
kind of like what you do bo with the Munday
Matt Mangler. Yeah. Some of her creative classroom videos went
viral and reached the quarterback for the Miami Dolphins to
(10:25):
a Tagli Viola whatever his name.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Is, fag, we call him turn the ball over t.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Well, tu Us saw the videos and he was inspired
to use his charity foundation to donate a brand new
flag football field to the school. Okay, you're wondering. The
flag football field is shorter than a typical football field,
at thirty yards wide seventy yards long.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Now, not surprisingly, Mary was thrilled at her love of
teaching math and her love of football resulted in this
very generous gift. She says, it still doesn't feel like
I'm standing on a football field, like I'm gonna wake
up and it's all been a dream. But it's been
a wild ride. The school community gathered to celebrate the
football field, which will benefit students for years to come,
(11:09):
and to his wife, Anna showed up and encouraged the
kids to have fun, stay active, and always remember to
give back. I love that must go.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Well, it's our tailgate Friday show and we're gonna report
on the champs and how they're doing. Of course, even
if they're not from the Great State, the reigning champs
are one and ho but buy a toe, that's right. Pattat,
Patrick Mahomes and the k C Chiefs opened up the
twenty four NFL regular season last night a strong twenty
seven to twenty home win over the Baltimore Ravens. Lamar
(11:41):
Jackson led the Ravens down the field on the opening
drive before Derrick Henry punched it on home, but they
quickly fell behind not long after and didn't have enough
to overcome the Chiefs. It eventually came down to the
final play when Jackson found tight end Isaiah Likely in
the end zone as time expired for would be touchdown
as John Harbaugh signaled to go for two. However, Likely's
(12:03):
toe was on the line following your review and met
the game.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Oh so they won by a toe toe. Here is
thirty year old Xavier Babu Dhar, more popularly known around
Kansas City as Chief's Aholic. He's been sentenced to more
than seventeen years in prison without parole for committing a
series of bank robberies across the country so he could
(12:29):
pay for tickets to go to Chiefs Gain.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
At the conclusion of his sentence, Baba Dhar will face
three years of Supervid's release. Additionally, he's required to pay
five hundred and thirty two four hundred and fifty five
dollars in restitution and property gain as a result of
his crime. Baba Dhar a Chief superfan who gained popularity
for wearing that gray wolf suit at Chiefs games. Was
first arrested in December of twenty twenty two after an
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armed robbery. He was released on bond in February of
twenty three, then cut off his ankle monitor and went
on to rob more banks before being arrested again in
July of twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Just to go to football guests.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
He entered a plea deal last February which he admitted
to stealing more than eight hundred thousand dollars in eleven
bank robberies across seven states, and laundering the stolen money
at casinos. Prosecutors say the guy was able to attend
chief games through the money he stole from his bank robberies.
His attorney asked for leniency because it was his gambling
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addiction that drove him to commit the robberies, and it's
not his fault.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah whatever.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
By the way, there's a too bad they can't both
lose game tonight Green Bay at Philadelphia Ward. That's my
Keith Jackson impression. There's some good college football games going
on tomorrow. The early games include Georgia tack to Syracuse,
Kansas State in New Orleans to play Tulane. Arkansas travels
to steal Water and play Oklahoma States, and the one
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Annabelle will be tuned into Michigan Wolvers and the Texas
t is ever going to be.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Tough because Michigan's a good team.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Oh No, The last eleven o'clock game is Bowling Green
at Penn State. Then Baylor battles the utah Utes. And
I've been asking what the hill is the Utey. It's
named after a Native American tribe.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
I thought it was a Joe Peshi reference.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
No, No, let's see Mike Deocy's Iowa Hawkeyes play their
hated rival, Iowa State. Middle Tennessee will get murdered by
Ole Miss. The same thing will happen to the University
of South Florida when they go to Tuscaloosa and play
the Crimson Tide of Alabama. LSU should bounce back after
losing a game we should have won last weekend. Tigers
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are at home against Nichols Houston against oaklah Almost Sooner's
TCU is at Amon G. Carter Stadium tomorrow night to
take on Long Island University. In fact, we're all going
to be out there for the game. Look for us
somewhere in Frog Alley okay forst for thirty years. That's it.
SMU plays tonight against BYU. Good Luck Ponies, gonna need it,
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and the North Texas Mean Green play Steven F. Austin
tomorrow and my Eggages will try and regroup after getting
beat by Notre Dame last weekend. A and M will
take on McNee state at Kyle Field. Should be able
to handle it, and the Texas Tech Red Raiders go
up against Washington State in a late game.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Kickoff is at nine o'clock our time. And let's hear
it for your Texas Ranger.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
You're going to get a toiight up.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
The Rangers won their third straight game last night at
the Shed at Dallas. Garcia ripped a three run home
run in the first inning. Cody Bradford and the Texas
Rangers bullpen made it hold up in a three to
one win over the Los Angeles Angels. Cody Bradford in
his tenth start of twenty twenty four and seventh since
returning from that fractured rib, through his fifth consecutive quality start.
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Now closer Kirby Yates earned his twenty seventh save with
a perfect ninth inning. His twenty seven saves are the
most in a season by a Rangers reliever since Sam
Dyson had thirty eight back in twenty sixteen. Now tonight,
the Ranger will hope to make it four in a
row as they once again face the Angels. First pitch
tonight will be at seven O five, but get to
Globely Field early because, as we mentioned yesterday, before tonight's game,
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Elvis Andres will throw out the ceremonial first pitch. He'll
officially retire as an active player for the Texas Rangers.
He spent twelve of his fifteen seasons with the Rangers,
the last of which was in twenty twenty. He last
played for the Chicago White Sox during the twenty twenty
three season, but tonight he retires as a Texas Ranger.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
All well, nice, oh Man, mad respect As far as
NFL centers go, check this guy out on the Kansas
City Chiefs. Creed Humphrey is an NFL center who is
now known as inking the biggest deal in the history
of that NFL position. To celebrate, he took his fellow
offensive lineman out to dinner at a local barbecue joint
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Kansas City.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
They got good barbecue, not as good as ours. But
it's good.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Weigh in it a grand total of over three thousand pounds.
All those linemen lined up and put away some serious.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Here.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Here's what Humphrey said, each player put away during that
glutonous meal.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Each player, each player, Big boys.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Had a steak, twenty plus appetizers, mash taters, aught grutten potatoes,
French fries, mac and cheese, cream, corn cream, spinach, and lobster.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Damn?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
How much was that good?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
But they probably burn it off every time they get
on the field.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
They serious, man, they're like trucks. They're like tanks. Oh
did I forget salad and dessert?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Oh yeah, ballad, balanced meal.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
We don't know what the final bill was for a
big dinner like that, but it certainly was in cheap.
Humphrey wanted to celebrate with some of his teammates. He
is now the man who was inc the biggest contract
deal out of any NFL center.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
How about that? Good for him?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Man?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
That's some grossman. All right? Get ready enough freaking full
of vile is next on the ball, and then shoulders.
You know they've called Neil Young the grandfather of grunge.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yes, I don't know, I just follow him as Neil Young. Yeah,
but he was pretty grungy. He was grunge before it
was ground. Ah, now you got it.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
And the grunge movement came along, and he's buddies with Eddie
Vedder and Kurt Cobain.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
And the rest is rock and roll history. Yes, okay,
the Deuce Fox Wars. Mike Deuce is going to join
us here in a little while. But now it's time
for the freaking fool file. I didn't need mean to rhyme,
but it sounded good. Okay, here you go. A flight
from Boston to Rome was forced to turn around over
the Atlantic Ocean and land in New York due to
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another diarrhea episode.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Again. Yes, In the past.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Year, three flights were either forced to make an unplanned
landing or cancel due to a passenger with a severe
case of the squirts. There was the Delta flight from
Atlanta to Barcelona, which was forced to land when a
passenger turned the isle into a river of soup.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Then an easy.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Flight from easy Jet from Spain to London, which was
canceled when a passenger messed up the plane's bathroom floor.
I don't want to fly on that no, no, no, no,
no no no. Friday's Delta flight from Boston to Rome
was about two hours into the trip when a passenger
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had severe bouts of diarrhea all over their seats. The
pilot was forced to turn the plane around and land
at New York's JFK Airport. Several people on that flight
got extremely sick from the smell.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I bet it's just the thought of being so close
to it. Now.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I understand sometimes you might have an accident, but really
in the middle of the isle and on the floor
of the.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Bathroom, and that's horrible. Maybe they were trying to run
to the restaurant and they just didn't make it.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
I remember we were flying to London one time, me
and Jimmy and I had to pee, like really really bad,
and the lady wouldn't let me get up to go
pee because we had turbulence the fast seatbelts on his eyes.
I said, I'm either going to pee in there, I'm
a pee right here in the aisle. She just didn't
say anything. At least I wasn't squirting.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
You know what, flight attendant is going to just have
to start. Every passenger will get an emodium tableat fight.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Yes, extra barf bags.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
So here's a story out of Michigan. A belting Michigan
man is now the holder of a record that his
wife finds absolutely disgusting, and I don't blame her. Zach
Orvis took part in a competition at a restaurant called
The Harmful Roaster, where he was one of a dozen
competitors charged with are you ready for this?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Chugging twenty four ounces of ranch dressing? Oh? Yes, straight,
chugging it right? Yes, hidden valley bottle. Yes. Ormis took
the grand prize by downing it all in just thirteen seconds.
He earned himself a one hundred dollars restaurant gift card,
a wing buffet with three friends that same night, and
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then free wings every Wednesday until the spring. All for
chugging twenty four ounces of ranch dressing.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Okay, let's think about how much twenty four ounces is. Okay,
that's a lot too, Yes, Coca cola cans. What's that's
three Coca cola cans? Okay, cans? An they're twelve ounce
twelve so two of them normal size?
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Even then, that's just And he did it in thirteen
seconds straight, not even dipping it into anything. I can't
stand ranch dressing.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Would you do it with blue cheese?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Probably so much cheese?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh no, you don't drink it. Man, Oh man, that's wrong.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So we're not gonna make it as a society. That's
not me shaking my head at the ranch dressing guy.
That's me looking at the state of Florida again. You
know that stayed down there and shaped like a dick.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
That one.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Okay, A couple of very bad decisions have landed a
Florida man behind bars.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Imagine that.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Police in Lake County say a thirty four year old
Timothy Gunter broke into the house while the family was home,
refused to leave after they discovered and confronted him, so
they called cops, and the guy was just hanging out
in the home waiting for the cops to get there.
Gunnar told him that he busted his way into the
house because the dogs were barking and it was bugging.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
The crap out of him. Reasonable excuse, right.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
The dogs were so loud that he figured out the
only way to stop them from getting on his nerves
was to break into the house and sit with them.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Excuse me, I'm just gonna be here for a while
till those dogs stop bar so he was a public service.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
So the cops come in and he hands over a
little bag of drugs.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
He says, these are bad drugs.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Maybe you could test them for me because the drugs
are not getting me off.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Is a perfect thing to say to a cop when
you got dope on.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
This guy is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
He hands it over to the Lake County five to
oh and they go, sure, we'll test it for you.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Guess what it was, madam, fatam. That's right. Gunner was cuffed.
He was stuffed.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
He was charged with burglary, drug possession and being a
general Florida dumbassy.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
There you go. I love Florida.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Without side.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I know. Well, it's not uncommon for someone to get drunk,
blackout and forget about some of their antics the night before.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Most of us have done it at least.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Once, but not many have blacked out and broken into
a funeral home and stolen the casket with a body inside.
Forty seven year old Patricia se Era of Las Vegas
is accused of breaking a window to get into the
Affordable Cremation and Burial Service that's the name of it,
and walking out pushing a body inside a casket. Police
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say they were made aware of the crime when they
received a call from someone reporting a person lying face
down in front of a business and an empty casket nearby.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I guess she just dumped the guy out or something.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Officers arrived on the scene and found the casket on
the sidewalk and the body laying on the ground in
front of the business. They saw an open door with
broken glass on the ground, confirming it was a break in. Well,
investigators reviewed the surveillance footage, which showed a woman later
identified as Miss Sierra, breaking the front window to get inside,
then wheeling the casket out of the viewing room. Police
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located Sierra two days later and arrested her for burglary
of a business, grand larcency, and the removal, transfer and distribution.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Of human remains.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Man Cops says she apologized and explained that she had
blacked out after drinking six beers lightweight and often does
things she cannot remember doing when she gets drunken blacks out.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Well, then drink girl, how.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Can you not remember stealing a casket with a body inside?
Expre's my ass and why the hell would you break
into a funeral home just because you were drunk.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Maybe she loved the guy. Oh and she wanted one
last stiffy.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Like that Mary Jane's Last Dance video. Yeah, oh, what
a beautiful dead person with Kim Basinger wars here all right,
The Deuce is here Fox Sports, Mike Deusey is gonna
join us here in just feel. We're gonna talk from football, and.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
I don't know about you, but I can hardly wait
to hang out with big texts and order up a
Fletcher's corn Dog. Well, coming up next hour, we have
your family four pack of tickets to the Great State
Fair of Texas opening day Friday, September twenty seventh. It's
gonna run through October twentieth. You want to go, well,
stand by. We'll give those tickets away around seven point
fifty here on the Bow and Them Show on Dallas
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fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Dallas For's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. There's
magic in the studio now, because the Deuce it is loose,
Fox Forest, Mike Goosey his hair. Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 11 (26:06):
If this is what qualifies as magic, you guys are
pretty hard up man, it looks like a locker room.
And here you got the jerseys all over. Kind of
smells a little bit like one too, But well, we
come with the jokes on this Friday's right.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Look, we're ready, We're ready. As you see. I'm representing
both my team. I love that Saints jersey and a
Cowboys cat autographed by the Moose. By the way, Aryl
Johnson's signed it. So what's going on lately at Fox four?
Y'all are about to move, aren't you. We're gonna move.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
We have a new building that will be built out
in Las Colinas, out in Irving. Gonna be a couple
of years before we actually make the move from downtown Dallas,
but we're very excited about that. We have all sorts
of new newscast debuting. We have a four o'clock news
that's on the air now, some others that I don't
think have beneficially announced yet, but you'll be seeing a
late morning newscast on the air, free for all every
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night at ten thirty, the only local expanded sports show
every night. We just marked six years for that show,
years six or five, I think, either way, but it's
a long time whatever. It is half a decade, so
we've been doing that for a while and having fun
with it. So it's we're we're in a good place
right now. We have some good leadership and it's a
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good place to be.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Well, we're gon. We've got to start doing our NFL
pro picks, which we'll do in a minute. But I
want to ask you, you're going to be watching Iowa
versus Iowa State tomorrow. You never know that you will.
Speaker 11 (27:30):
I'll have the black and gold on and you know,
I've I've been tempted to just write a bunch of
stuff on social media, ripping the cyclones, but most of
those Iowa State people can't read anywhere, so it's really
it's really hard to know how to get at them.
For our humble little state of Iowa. That's that's a
big game, so it'll it'll be a lot of fun.
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We tend to dominate that series. I think we lost
last year, so we got a little payback coming.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Okay, let's talk some cowboys. Is that gonna be rusted
or rusted? Since he didn't take a single snap all preseason.
Speaker 11 (28:06):
I think there's a little rust, probably early in the
first game. I don't know how there couldn't be, But
I'm not sure how much difference it would make playing
in a preseason game or two either, Frankly, because the
whole vibe in the preseason is so much different. I
totally get why they don't play these guys in the preseason,
just which begs the question why even have the preseason games?
And I think we're getting to the point where they'll
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add one more regular season game and just get rid
of the exhibition games altogether. But I do think the
product suffers a little bit early in the first game
of the regular season, but I don't think it takes
long for these guys to get back into a rhythm.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Well, that's why I love college football, because right out
of the gate, every game counts.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
You were at fox Nard for training camp the whole
time this time around, that's.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
Right, our station was yet we had we had a
crew out there the whole time. I made a couple
of different different appearances out there for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
We'll see all of the players train. What is your
feel for Sunday's game?
Speaker 11 (29:04):
You know, I and I know we'll make our official
picks in a few minutes. I think it's a tough
way to open the season. Cleveland's really good, Their defense
is really good. They only lost one game at home
last year, so that's a tough place to go play.
And I meant to bring these numbers with me. We
had your friend Babelfenberg on the other night on Free
for All and he pointed out that over the last
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many years, the only team the Cowboys have managed to
beat in a season opener was the Giants. You know,
against everybody else, they've struggled. And so I think it
kind of trends against Dallas maybe in this in this
opening game, but the team in general, I think it's
going to depend on how good the quarterback is. And
you know, with the notable exception of the playoff game
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last year, Dak Prescott had a really good year. But
I think there's a lack of depth on this team
this year. They lost you know who's going to run
the ball? Oh, by the way, with Collard gone, you
got two rookies starting on the offense of line, how
good can they be right away? The secondary? You get
Digs back from injury. But now to Ron Bland, the
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first team All Pro, he's gone at the other corner.
So you're starting a rookie over there. There are question marks,
but frankly, every team has them. It's just a matter
of how you can adjust to them.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Well, I'm sure Michael Parsons wants to get out there
and clock somebody. But also Dak is still hoping he
can get a contract extension before Sunday. That's not gonna happen.
That's just not gonna happen.
Speaker 11 (30:30):
You're probably right, and bo I'm wrong a lot, but
I just have a feeling that this thing is going
to happen. I think it's trending in that way. Jerry
would love nothing more than to take some thunder away
from Packers Eagles tonight and yes and start floating word
out there at about six thirty six forty five tonight
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that this Dak deal has done. You know, Dak talked
yesterday and his tone was just different. Now, Dak's a
really smart guy, and he knows we're going to try
to read between the lines on everything. So who knows
where they really stand on this, but he made it
sound as though it was trending in a direction where
where they were going to get something done. So it
wouldn't surprise me if it happens fairly soon, so watch
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it not happen all year now.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
We'll see there's a lot of coaches and players a
little nervous since Jerry said, wow, you're all on a
one year contract here. Is that going to help or hurt?
Speaker 11 (31:22):
I don't think from a coaching standpoint, it necessarily hurts.
I admire a lot of things about Mike McCarthy, I
really do. I think he's almost underrated as a coach.
You know, they have won twelve games each in the
last four years. I'm sorry, I know the playoffs, but
he pays for the sins of his predecessors because they've
been so bad in the postseason for so long, and
the fact that that's continued under him, it just piles
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more and more pressure on him. But he's been around
a long time. He knows how the game works in
the NFL. Mike Zimmer's the same way. The defensive coordinator
who's been here before. He knows how the circus works.
So these guys they're going to be fine. And I'm
not sure the fact that they're on the last year
of a deal really affects the way they approach the
game very much.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, okay, well stick around because We're going to do
our first NFL Pro pix of the season with Fox Sports.
Speaker 11 (32:09):
Mikes hit the post the first of them.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I know don't usually hit the post, but this is CCR.
Don't get your papers wet. Some of you got that.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Some of you it Dallas.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
What was Classic Lone Star? Yeah, it took you a
lot of that, Okay, Fox Sports Mike Goosey coms our
NFL tailgate party. I found some facts about the NFL.
A standard NFL game features just ten minutes and forty
three seconds of action. Commercials account for nearly sixty minutes
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of the three hour game. When the networks are showing
the game, the bulk of the time is spent either
on replays or shots of ding.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Also, did you know in the NFL playoff between the
Philadelphia Eagles and the Chicago Bears of nineteen eighty eight,
it was really foggy. The fog was so thick that
the players weren't even able to see the sidelines, and
the fans couldn't see the fields, didn't know what was
going on. The referees had to announce what happened after
every play to the crowd. Year was that bo that
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was nineteen eighty eight. It was like a radio so exactly.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Here's one for you.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Former Dallas Cowboy Dion Sanders is the only player to
hit a major league home run and score a touchdown
in the NFL in the same week. I'll tell you
about it every time you see him. Yes he will too.
That was in the nineteen eighty nine season. Sanders is
the only man to play both in a Super Bowl
and a World Series.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Cool didn't know that, did you. Here's what I found.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
In nineteen fifty eight, during the NFL Championship game before
they had the Super Bowl, an NBC employee posed as
a fan ran out onto the field waving his arms
so he could delay the game because the television feed
went dead.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
And now, come on.
Speaker 11 (34:11):
Now, our engineers must have been running the show. Whoam?
Because I love them?
Speaker 5 (34:17):
One one more.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Larry Izzo of the New England Patriots once took a
dump while on the sidelines during a game, and he
got the game ball for his trouble because he did
it without anybody noticing.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Not.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Come on, that's a feat right there for a moment.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Because you can only fight back mother nature for so long.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
You know what I'm they do a flag on the play.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
For that, Yeah, a brown flag?
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Right, brown flag?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Look away, everybody, And how did he hide wiping?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
You don't want to know. Hey, quarterback, can I bar
the towel? You wipe the hands on?
Speaker 5 (35:00):
All right, let's do it this Ym. We're gonna do
our NFL pro picks.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Move Fox Wars, Mike Doosey, you go first, since you
demand with the plan.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
Here, all right, guys, here we go. A couple of favorites,
a couple of underdogs. This has worked so well for
me in the past, I thought I'd stick with it.
Jimmy Buffalo at home against Arizona, Bill's favorite, of course, Cincinnati.
A lot of people like the Bengals with Burrow back
and healthy to go a long way this year.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Give me the Bungles at home against New England. The
Bungles underdogs.
Speaker 11 (35:32):
We might be crowning Detroit just a little bit early here.
I'm gonna take the Rams to win at Detroit. I'm
gonna take Denver to win at Seattle. The Broncos are
underdogs in that game. As four Cowboys and Browns. That's
a three twenty five start. It's on Fox four. It's
Tom Brady's broadcast debut for the Fox Network. As we
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mentioned earlier, it's a tough opener for the Cowboys. Cleveland's good,
their defense is good. Anxious to see how the rookie
left tackle Geiton can do for the Cowboys against Miles Garrett,
the reigning defensive player of the Year for Cleveland. I
think the Browns win a slug fast. Give me twenty
four to twenty Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Oh all right, Annabelle, your turn.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Okay, here you go. Week one is always tough because
you don't know, Okay, But I am going to go
with Duce on Buffalo. I'm picking Buffalo over Arizona, Okay.
And then I am going to pick Cincinnati over New England.
And I'm going to go against Duce. I'm going to
pick Detroit to win at home against the Rams, all right,
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and Bo, I'm going to go with your team New
Orleans over Carolina. Thank you, thank you. You know. I
I'm scared from the Cowboys on Sunday, but I think
they're going to show up against Cleveland, So I'm picking
the Boys. The underdogs. Got a girl, all right, A
what do you say?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
I'm gonna go with the Cowboys over Cleveland. I'll take
that forty one and a half over under why not, Okay,
Arizona is a personal thing. I graduated in southern Arizona.
So we'll take them over Buffalo. Another underdog for me,
Indianapolis another underdog. I just I don't like Houston.
Speaker 11 (37:17):
You don't like Houston, not really, not really like the
team could be pretty good.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
But yeah, yeah, and yeah, I'm gonna go who Dat
over Carolina.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
I'm with y'all, thank you, thank you. All right, you
got you got one more because you picked four. You
already picked Cowboy.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
You need Oneianapolis over Houston, Arizona over Buffalo, Dallas over Cleveland,
New Orleans over Carolina.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Oh you gonna put New Orleans one? You need one
more that's not the Cowboys. Four and then the Cowboys.
It's four and.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Then the Cowboys need me to step in here. Put
a striped shirt on you. I'll take Tampa Bay over Washington.
Just for the help, all right, you want to know
how it's really good?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
You want to know?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Yeah, all right, yeah, I'm taking Buffalo at Buffalo favored
over Arizona. Sorry, Ao, gimme the Bengals against New England. Nice.
Of course, I'm gonna take my Saints to play Carolina
and beat the snot out of him. I am wearing
my Drew breathes. Guys, gimme Seattle over Denver.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
And yeah, I'm kind of torn which way to go.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
But just because I'm hoping for the best while preparing
for the worst, gimme the Cowboys. Give me the Cowboys
in on Sunday again, It's Cleveland. Come now, Douce, you
have to go downstairs and do a live shot on
Fox four.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
Yeah, I'm going on a good day at about seven
thirty five, so I gotta get down and do that.
But I want to mention Big College Football Day on
Fox Saturday, Michigan Texas at eleven, Baylor Utah at two thirty,
and Tech Washington State late at night at nine pm.
Then we've got the Cowboy game on Sunday, and I
think the Steelers, whoever they play, is the early game.
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So what a football weekend on Fox four?
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Right?
Speaker 4 (39:04):
Go do you? You guys shot on Fox four and
come back up and get some Hamburger Hamburg from Dolla
Far's classic Rock lone Star ninety two five twenty one
before eight case Youlack have a real job.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
So here's what we're going to do.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Are our last four pack of tickets to the State
Fair of Texas. Now, those of you that are familiar
with our Cowboys Monday Morning mathematical mind mangler, which we
do during the regular season. You get the stats and
it ends up with a number, like subtract rushing yards
from passing yards or whatever, and it comes up with
a number. Well, since Dallas hasn't played their first game
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of the season, there's no stats yet on the game.
So we're gonna give you a math problem using jersey numbers.
In other words, I'll call out some players' names and
you figure out the math using the player's jersey number.
Now you'll need a team roster to figure this out.
You don't need the stats just yet to figure out
which player we come up with. For example, if I
say subtract Dak Prescott from Cooper Rush, that would be
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ten minus four equal six, which is safety Donovan Wilson's
jersey number. Exact enough, you're following.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Me to tilan on so you'll get it.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
So I'll call out some players' names and you figure
out the mathematical mind mangler using the jersey numbers, tell
me the player's name with the jersey number you end
up with, and you'll win the tickets. Okay, well, let's
take care of the business at hand, because you know
there's a whole lot going on around here, especially during
football season. Let's find out it's time for Hey up,
(40:38):
what what Saturday?
Speaker 5 (40:40):
I am so glad you go? Oh my god, sports fans,
there is so much going on. Texas Rangers continue their
series against the Los Angeles Angels tonight at Globly Field,
First pitch at seven oh five. But right before Tonight's game,
there's gonna be a special ceremony for Elvis Andrews, who
will officially retire as an act player tonight as a
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Texas Ranger. He's gonna throw out the ceremonial first pitch.
Tomorrow's Rangers Angels game will be at six oh five.
And speaking of baseball, Frisco Roughriders playing which Chita this
weekend at Riders Field. Okay, who's ready for some football? Body?
Tonight the SMU Mustang's host BYU at Gerald J. Ford
Stadium and Dallas kickoff is at six tonight. TCU Horn
(41:24):
Frogs have their home opener tomorrow night amin G. Carter
Stadium in Fort Worth. They're gonna face Long Island University.
Kickoff is at seven. Get their early come out and
see us. We're gonna be in Frog Alley starting a
round four pm. Denton. Tomorrow night, Unt's Mean Green takes
on Stephen F. Austin's Lumberjacks. Kickoff tomorrow at six point thirty.
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And on Sunday, you know there's gonna be plenty of
watch parties at bars across the metroplex, including at Texas
Live in Arlington as your Dallas Cowboys face the Cleveland
Browns in Cleveland. Kickoff is at three twenty five on
Sunday at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. Tomorrow night, Dallas
is new women's professional soccer team, Dallas Trinity FC will
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take on DC Power FC. That match will start at
seven Tomorrow night. Lots of live music to check out
this weekend. At the American Airline Center tonight and tomorrow night,
it's twenty one Pilots. Meanwhile, at the pavilion at Toyota
Music Factory Tonight it's Incubus in concert, and tonight at
Dicky's Arena, and fort Worth. You just mentioned him the
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other day. Both Trace Atkins in concert. You have to
look up. Sunday night at Doseki's Pavilion, you can see
Bush's Loaded Greatest Hits Tour. At the Granada Theater in
Dallas Tonight, Glenn Hughes celebrates the fiftieth anniversary of Deep
Purple's Burn album. And at the Wiley Theater in Dallas
(42:48):
tonight and tomorrow night, It's the Whalers at the Granada
Theater as in Bob Marley and the Whalers. Beatles fans
yesterday and today, the Interactive Beatles experience the nation's most
innovative and unique show featuring music from the Beatles. It's
going to be at the Majestic Theater in Dallas tomorrow night.
Country band The Mavericks at Dicky's Arena Tomorrow and Sunday
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the Fournight Championship Series look out Doors will open at
ten am both days. Comedy this weekend Jamie Kaylor, Who's
gonna pay us a visit later this morning. He's at
TKS in Addison tonight through Sunday. Also this weekend, the
first Daniels Smoke Out Barbecue and MusicFest happening at South
Fork Ranch tomorrow with mouth watering barbecue and live music.
(43:35):
Fort Worth Home and Garden Show is being held at
will Rogers Memorial Center tomorrow. The Dallas Women's Expo happening
at the Irving Convention Center tomorrow and Sunday with the
very best in shopping ladies, also speakers and makeovers and
for the kids of this weekend at the Wiley Theater
in Dallas tomorrow from the team that brought you dog
Man the musical, It's Cat Kid Comic Club, the musical
(43:59):
Quiz Show always at eleven am and three pm tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
And that is just some of what is going on
this weekend. Get your Cowboys Rouster ready, we got some
tickets giveaways. Dallas Forwards Classic Wrong Lone Star ninety two five. Well,
look who's back from his TV appearance The Duce Fox
Words Mike Doucy had to.
Speaker 11 (44:20):
Go sorry, sorry to get make up all over everything here.
Guys may need more than I used to see. See,
that's why you should stick to radio. You don't have
to get made up. You can come in here as
ugly as we look.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
Now.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
I think I've told the story before.
Speaker 11 (44:35):
You know. Fox four is in downtown Dallas, and when
you walk out between shows to grab a sandwich or something,
you run across all sorts of you know people.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Yeah, there was a gentleman who.
Speaker 11 (44:46):
Appeared that he may have been homeless, who asked me,
you know, if I could spare a couple of bucks.
So I gave him a couple of bucks. And so
I'm walking away. So you're the guy on TV, right,
and mean, yeah, that's me. He goes, You're Mike Doosey. Right,
he said, yeah, that's me. And as I'm walking away,
here mutter under his breath.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
Damn, you got old. Damn.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Everybody's a critic.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yes, yes they are.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Okay, Now you're familiar with some of the Cowboys jersey numbers. Yeah,
not as familiar as I should be. Okay, I'm worried
about this, but yeah, you'll do it because we're gonna
give away our last four pack of tickets to the
State Fair of Texas.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
It's our pre kickoff.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Cowboys mathematical mind mangler by the numbers since the because
when the Cowboys win the next day, we usually do
a mind mangler involving the stats like the yardage and
completed passing stuff. But since there is no game to
be played yet, that's not until Sunday. This is going
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to be done. It's a mind mangler. It's done by
the Cowboys numbers. So if you got a roster, listen up,
because I'm going to call out players' names. For example,
like I said before, if I said, subtract Dak Prescott
from Cooper Rush, that would be ten minus four, which
equals six. That is safety Donovan Wilson's jersey. No, okay, well,
(46:05):
all you gotta do just look and find that. Okay,
So here's what we're gonna do. First of all, you
take running back Deuce Vaughn and subtract linebacker Micah Parsons. Okay,
Michael Parson, Yeah, von go while their jersey number. Right,
I'll repeat it once again. Take running back Deuce Vaughan
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and subtract linebacker Michah Parsons. You come up with a number.
Then subtract safety may Lick Hooker's number. You'll come up
with a number. Then tell me who wears that number.
All right, let's go again. Now, take running back Deuce
Vaughan his number and subtract linebacker Michael Parson's number. You'll
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come up with a number, then subtract safety Maylick Hooker's number.
You'll come up with the final number. Tell me who
wears the number? Ok, yeah, he's a hooker. Wait what
he does after the game's over? No, no, better, don't
call the name out. Don't call the name out here,
don't call the number out right, don't call the number out.
(47:11):
I'll show you who it is. It's in yellow, right, right, Yeah,
that's right, that's right, two one four or eight one
seven seven eight seven one nine two five. And don't
just start hollering out names and numbers. If you got
the number, absolutely, let's see. Go on them show all right,
who did you come up with in the mind? Mangler?
Speaker 10 (47:35):
Is it it's number seventeen?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
No, it's not number seventeen. I don't know who wears seventeen,
but it's not seventeen. Go on them, show all right?
Who did you come up within the mind? Mangler?
Speaker 11 (47:49):
I'm still looking for the other name.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
All right, I'll give it to you again. You take
running back Deuce Vaughan and subtract Michael Parsons. Then subtract
safety Melee Hooker's number. You'll come up with a number.
Tell me who wears the number you came up with?
Speaker 5 (48:05):
Is this it? Yes? Yes, yeah, yeah, Annabel got it?
Come on, an, do you get it? I'm thirty. I'm
looking for Cooper.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Uh huh uh huh uh the.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Alphabetical order, and it should be yeah, no Crooper.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Right the no, no, no, not the example.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
That was just to show you what the hell we're doing.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
She's trying. I know, I know. Bon them show, who
did you come up with? As the answer? Brian Anger?
Speaker 5 (48:39):
Ryan Anger?
Speaker 4 (48:40):
No, he's he's the punter. What's he so pissed off
about all the time? Bon them show? Who did you
come up with?
Speaker 5 (48:48):
In the mind?
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Mangler brand He's number three running back Deuce Vaughan. That's
forty two minus Michael Parsons. That equals he's eleven. That's
means thirty one the some track safety money Hooker's number.
That's minus twenty eight, which comes up with number three.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
Here do you go, my man? Who is this?
Speaker 4 (49:12):
James Barr? James hold on, we'll give your passages to
go to these fire of Texas.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
So don't go up.
Speaker 4 (49:19):
Nobody told me there was gonna be maths older. There'll
be even worse if the Cowboys win on Sunday. Yeah,
don't feel bad, man, You'll have to go by the stats.
So hold on to that roster you got, Deuce, what
else you got going on? Man?
Speaker 11 (49:32):
You know it's I'm gonna go back do one more
good day live shot here. But I'm looking forward to
being with you guys every every Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Yeah, I'm getting the games wrong.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Oh yay, dude, no one of our rascules. Matt the
Cat wanted me to ask you, who do you pick?
TCU or Long Island Universe.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
You're going to go out on a limb there.
Speaker 8 (49:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (49:50):
I think that the Frogs will probably figure out a
way to get this one done.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (49:54):
I'm a big fan of Sunny Dykes. I I wish
for only good things for him and his team, So
it's a good year for that.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
We had him on the show recently. He sat he's
great and he's a big classic rock fan.
Speaker 11 (50:04):
Absolutely, all right, you're bad, All right, Deuce Blake care guys.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
All right, Hey, the Marley Brothers are coming to Duski's
Pavilion Monday, September sixteenth, and if you want to see
them live as they celebrate their dad's legacy, then stand
by coming up around eight forty. We're gonna open up
the lone Star ticket window and give away those tickets
right here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas
Fort Worths Classic Rock The Lone Star ninety two to
five Skylla for.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Worst Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two five. It's Friday,
and we got a virgin to the show.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
Yeah, he's never been on before.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
How did we go all this long and not have
Jamie Taylor on the show? How hard you forget your
first time? Oh yeah, that's mental with me.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Please.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
He is at t K Steakhouse and Comedy Club in Addison,
So let's let's kind of get to know each other.
Speaker 10 (50:50):
You're from New Hampshire, originally from New Hampshire. I don't
know if you guys knows it's a state.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Yeah, you always forget about it, but it is a state.
Speaker 10 (50:58):
It's in the upper right corner and ten months of winter,
two months of bad sledding.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Oh man, that's like I used to live in Minneapolis.
That was like winter. They said, there's a joke, we
have two seasons, winter and road work.
Speaker 10 (51:14):
Well, you know, live for your die. I just felt
like I needed a couple more choices, very limited.
Speaker 5 (51:21):
I still have.
Speaker 10 (51:22):
It and my father, I was a Navy lieutenant, and
so my father got me a license plate that said
US Navy on it that was said live for your die.
And I was like, oh, thanks for making me a
target for everyone who's like a military.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Thanks.
Speaker 9 (51:36):
Gay.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
So how did you make that transition from military to
stand up comic?
Speaker 10 (51:41):
After school? I went to I said, I don't care
what ship you put me on. Put me in San Diego.
I honestly have done with Mosquitos. And then I got
out there and I when I finished my time, I
did five years and I got out and my buddy
was like, hey, you're pretty funny. There's an improv group
and there's a lot of pretty women in it, and
you should come. And I just joined this improv group
and then I was off and running. I started working
(52:01):
and ended up doing a ton of TV shows Friends,
Will and Grace, King of Queens, Tacoma FD, Zacoma FD,
Oh My Gosh, with the Super Trooper guys, Lemmy and
hefferan aside from My Boys, which was the four seasons
that I did as a series regular. Being on Tacoma
FD was it's so much fun. It's as fun as
you think it is with those guys like you. Just
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people show up early, they don't leave like it's a party.
It's everyone laughs.
Speaker 4 (52:26):
It's just the funny show. They're the best. And it's
crazy about Tacoma. After he was talking about it this morning,
it's so good. As a lieutenant in the Navy, were
you rough on the new swabs that came.
Speaker 8 (52:38):
On to me?
Speaker 4 (52:38):
Yeah, you know, I was the who stole the strawberries.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
They were were mine.
Speaker 10 (52:47):
Now, Honestly, as an officer, I had an amazing chief,
and the chief was that he had been in for
twenty years. I was always amazed when they didn't trust
the enlisted guy who'd been there forever. I was like, dude,
just keep me out of trouble. And we made a
west back. We were no to Australia, Hong Kong when
it was still British and all around South Yeah, when
it was fun with British.
Speaker 5 (53:06):
Stewardesses alright then.
Speaker 10 (53:09):
And yeah all over. So I had a great time.
But I was in the year after Top Gun came out,
so you know, I was walking around San Diego in
my uniform like those were the days when we were really,
like I said, Maverick, you they were but I was
a ship driver, so we'd go, I feel the need,
the need to go fifteen knots, just slowly, slowly, gently
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through the water.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Okay, this man, I'll have you know, homeschooled his kids
for fourteen months during the pandemic.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
She as a matter of fact, it is special. It's
called homeschool.
Speaker 10 (53:40):
It's called homeschooled. And yeah, I am. I had started
having kids at fifty, so I will, I'll tell you that.
And so my wife works and she would travel and stuff.
So I ended up during the pandemic having to monitor
my children on two iPads where you It's just it
was catastrophic.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
It was catastrophic.
Speaker 10 (54:00):
Yeah, and of course you know it was LA so
it was it was shut down, and uh, yeah, my kids.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Are I'd be saying, today's another snow day, kids, but
it's not good snow daddy.
Speaker 5 (54:09):
I will eventually.
Speaker 4 (54:10):
Actually, today's LA is a heat day.
Speaker 10 (54:12):
It's one hundred and fifteen and they closed the school
because there's no power for air conditioning.
Speaker 5 (54:17):
That's right.
Speaker 10 (54:17):
And my wife's laughing because it was the I finally
started going back on the road. I was telling you guys,
I haven't been touring much because I was home watching
the kids and I was like, I'm not going to
make it. I got to get out of here. So
anytime I come here it was like I was like,
I didn't care what happens with the shows. I just
am happy to be in a hotel by myself, watching
Law and Order.
Speaker 12 (54:34):
And one of the old ones like Benjamin Bratt and
and the Old Guy, and all of a sudden, every
actor who's on you like movie star, movie star, yeah star, JK.
Speaker 5 (54:47):
Simmons and stuff.
Speaker 4 (54:47):
So yeah, you see people that you know.
Speaker 10 (54:51):
But I'm I kind of a mister mom. And it's
funny because when I first had kids, I thought it'd
become like my dad, who had six kids and sold cars,
and I told me he worked eighty hours a week.
I found out years later he only worked forty hours
a week, and the other forty he just sat quietly
in a car two blocks away from.
Speaker 5 (55:08):
The house to make sure he wasn't wine.
Speaker 10 (55:11):
Really, but because my wife was touring so much, I've
kind of stayed home, so I became exactly like my mother.
Speaker 5 (55:18):
And I remember the day vividly it happened.
Speaker 10 (55:20):
I woke up and the first thought in my head
was I need to cook that chicken before it goes bad.
And then I threw my back out vacuuming, and that's
why I started drinking chardonay at three o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Here you go, Yeah, it's National Kianti Days, so you
have some wine today.
Speaker 10 (55:37):
I tell you, by the way, as a joke, but
I totally like you hear about women who are like, ah,
she's drinking wine all day and now that I'm watching
my kids all day, A go, oh, I totally get that.
Speaker 5 (55:46):
That makes a lot of sense. I saw on your
Instagram that one of your daughters or both of them
maybe needs braces.
Speaker 4 (55:53):
She needs braces.
Speaker 10 (55:54):
We just went to the orthodontist and phase one, Yeah,
phase one, who knows there's there's no there was no
number of like there's gonna be three phases. They go,
this is Phase one was forty three hundred dollars forty
three four braces for an expander. And I talked to
the people at the orthodontis and they were like, I
don't worry the insurance covers, you know, fifteen hundred and
two grand of that, and so yeah, exactly right. So
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before the day before I left, I got the insurance
form and it goes forty three hundred dollars. They covered
eighteen dollars. Oh my eighteen dollars dollars of it. And
I was like, oh, thanks guys, perfect, thank you so much.
That's super helpful of what you're you doing.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
So I would march down to that insurance company, stick
my finger in my throat and throw up on their desk.
Speaker 10 (56:36):
Well, the problem was, they showed me an ex like
the one kid didn't. They were like, well, you could
put them on. I go could. We're not doing that. Well,
this is unless it's a life saving tooth device. This
is not happening.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
Their mouth will grow together if they don't.
Speaker 10 (56:48):
And they showed the X ray of their mouth and
the teeth were up in the top like they were
at a Who concert in nineteen seventy eight trying to
get through the front door. There was one gap and
all the teeth were running for general admission Cincinnati show.
Speaker 13 (57:04):
To get in.
Speaker 10 (57:04):
And the woman was like, na, she really needs them,
and so here she goes. It's an expander. They put
it on the back teeth. There's a thing in the middle.
It pushes them apart, and she goes after the first
two weeks. Every day you have to put a little
Alan wrench in her mouth and click it at half turn.
It's like it's like the Marquis decide with the rack,
and it's spreading like I'm literally pulling my kids head
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apart a quarter.
Speaker 5 (57:28):
Inch of a day.
Speaker 10 (57:29):
And then she goes, she didn't say anything about phase two,
but she goes, what could happen though? This will probably
separate the two front teeth and give her a gap.
So in phase two we'll pull those teeth back together
again and charge you.
Speaker 4 (57:42):
Some more money, some more Moneymorrow with Jamie Taylor coming
up on the ball on them show. Thanks you coming
in man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (57:50):
Thank you. Yeah, you let her run lock Mail?
Speaker 9 (57:54):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (57:55):
Now?
Speaker 4 (57:55):
It's what was classic rock lone star ninety two to five.
Jamie Taylor is our guest. He's a teacase house in
comedy club. And I just found out since we were
checking between the song that you're a big horror movie fan.
Speaker 5 (58:07):
In fact, this man was in a Godzilla movie.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Cool.
Speaker 10 (58:11):
I was so yeah, I've done Godzilla. This aftermath the
Wicked and the Godzilla one was pretty crazy actually, because
it's the Matthew bridercrin I got.
Speaker 4 (58:19):
Cut out of it. Oh, I remember that one. Yeah,
And I didn't know I was cut out of it.
So I went to.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
Why you go cut you ended up on the cutting
room floor.
Speaker 10 (58:26):
I was a helicopter pilot and Godzilla eats me, and
I remembered like shooting it, the director would just be like,
all right, okay, and now the dragon is Godzilla's eating
you and scream and you go, it's really funny. It
was such a funny day shooting. And then I go
to the premiere opening night with my girlfriend and every
time a helicopter appears, she kind of elbows me and goes, hey,
(58:49):
here you.
Speaker 5 (58:50):
Come, here you come. And there's a lot of helicopters
in the movie, by the way.
Speaker 10 (58:54):
And then finally Godzilla starts to die and it's about
two and a half hours into a movie, and she's like,
I don't I don't think you made it into this movie.
Speaker 5 (59:02):
And you went to all that trouble too. Impressed me.
I totally did.
Speaker 10 (59:06):
And I called my buddy who had helped who had
made the movie and brought me in and I said, hey, man,
I'm not in the movie because oh that's right, Hey,
I forgot to tell you you got cut out?
Speaker 5 (59:15):
Can you still put it on your resume?
Speaker 11 (59:17):
Though?
Speaker 5 (59:17):
Still there?
Speaker 4 (59:18):
And honestly I still get residual checks from it.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
So long as the chick's clear, you're all right.
Speaker 10 (59:24):
That's all they count screen, so you don't. It was
all green screen, the helicopter thing. I did another one
on the very tallest building in Los Angeles called d
war and it was a Chinese film director who didn't
speak a word of English.
Speaker 4 (59:37):
How did you he was trying?
Speaker 10 (59:39):
He would go, you dragon, and you go, and I go, okay,
whatever and we do a take and uh and I got.
Speaker 9 (59:58):
No.
Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
I didn't a word of English.
Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Dragon, Dragon.
Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
But we shot on the tallet.
Speaker 10 (01:00:07):
I don't have been to La but that the US
Bank building that we were on the helicopter pad the
whole day shooting.
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
It was unbelievable. Ubele Wow, I don't know about.
Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
You know, filmmaking is really fun.
Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
Now. I saw on your social media where you were
talking about how you are attracted to coffins because you
think that it would be a good place to take
the nap.
Speaker 10 (01:00:33):
Here's what happened. I, you know, one of the days
with the kids at homeschooling them, and I'm super exhausted.
And I knew I was super exhausted because I was
watching a vampire film that night, and I didn't get
scared by the vampire whatsoever.
Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
But I thought the coffin looked really comfortable.
Speaker 10 (01:00:47):
I mean, come on, it's got satin, there's a little
pillow in it. Here's what I'm gonna tell you. It's got
a lid locks, very quiet inside. From what I understand,
I'm gonna tell you right now. If Costco started selling
coffins that had a little ref refrigerated it, yeah, maybe
maybe a foot massager and a TV right above your eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Every dude I know buys that coffin. Yeah, would it
be fun if you could be in a coffin in
a funeral home and when somebody watched them out.
Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
Listen, you're gonna buy one. Eventually. I got some terrible
news for all of you. You might as well get
some use out of it. Like somebody knocks on the door,
They're like, where's your dad. Oh, he's in the coffin
in the garage.
Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
I'm so sorry the hey dad.
Speaker 10 (01:01:28):
And then here's the best part. When you do die,
easy disposal just right out the door.
Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Here.
Speaker 10 (01:01:34):
I'm getting to the age now where I had a
friend just recently who had a heart attack and he
totally survived. It was totally fine, he made it, but
he dropped, and to save his life, they put him
into a two week induced coma. And so all of
our friends got around and everyone's really worried about him.
And guy said, you know, to save his life, they
had to put him into two week induced coma.
Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
And I didn't.
Speaker 10 (01:01:52):
I didn't hear another word after that, and I started
asking stupid questions like, Hey, do you guys know do
you have to have the heart attack to get the
two week induced coma?
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Can you just order that?
Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
I'll la car.
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Do you guys know if insurance would cover I'm.
Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Just tired and I need a long, long meta.
Speaker 10 (01:02:09):
Wouldn't it be great like Christmas where people go, hey,
what are you doing from We're going to see family
back to East? What are you doing? Man, I'm taking
a two week induced comba. I'll see you in January.
I'll be in my coffin in the garage.
Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
And I are buying. None of you are present.
Speaker 10 (01:02:23):
One Noel January comes, You're like, I feel great.
Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Yeah, awesome. Okay, let me ask you this.
Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Yeah, what was the first comic or comedy album you
heard that really made you laugh? I meant something I
see said.
Speaker 10 (01:02:40):
Steve Martin was big, and George Carlin I really appreciated,
but Richard Pryor did. And most of my act is autobiographical. Yeah,
I even open with do you have kids?
Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
All right?
Speaker 10 (01:02:51):
Then this act is dedicated to you. And if you
don't have kids, get ready to sit back and feel
great about your life. And so when he tells stories
that are you know, it's tragedy plus time for me.
And so when I see things that happen that you know,
I have gallows humor. We always cope by by making
things laugh. And so for me prior, I mean, you
look at his life, I would not want to have
(01:03:11):
lived it, but boy was it gloriously funny. You just
had that timing and stuff. So for me, he was
the first. And then I mean recently, Brian Reagan's one
of the all times.
Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
We used to have him on the show all the time.
Speaker 10 (01:03:27):
Yeah, Body Slaton, Richard, Yeah, I mean those are the
guys I kind of came up with, and nowadays I
Nate Bargatsi's unbelievable, unbelievable, and so's I like, Uh, Pete Holmes,
I like a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
You know who?
Speaker 10 (01:03:43):
I really love Bo Burnham who does the music stuff
his Inside Special. It's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
But we played a couple of songs by him, so brilliant.
So do you get to travel free on a carnival cruise?
Didn't you used to do spots for him?
Speaker 10 (01:03:59):
I was this crazy, So I do voiceovers. I'm actually
going back. I do Loudhouse, the TV show Robot Chicken,
I the Bloopers.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Come on back for some crazy bloopers. Oh that's you,
that's me?
Speaker 10 (01:04:14):
Yes, yeah, come on now, crazy bloopers. One of my
Seth Green. I was doing a pilot and Seth Green
came to me and said, hey, would you do a
voice I knew his girlfriend. So he goes, there's nothing
going to happen with this thing. And I go up
to a garage in the valley. I do the bloopers
host He goes, all right, something ever happens four years later,
(01:04:35):
hadn't spoken to him for four years. I get a
phone call. This is how cool Seth Green is. He goes, hey, man,
we just got picked up Robot Chicken. You're the Blooper's host,
Come on in And I went in and I've been
doing it for fifteen sixteen years.
Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Congratulations, it's just comic history.
Speaker 10 (01:04:49):
That's such a class act. But the Carnival Cruise Line thing,
so I get this gig. I'm the voice of Carnival
Cruise Line and the whole it's like fifteen spots. I'm
making bands and it's running for like the two or
three months, and the whole premise of the campaign is
every other vacation blows. Come on, get on a Carnival
cruise you know you want to come and party with us.
(01:05:11):
This place is fun. Two months into the campaign, I
record all the spots. They're showing them on TV. Checks
are rolling in two months in the Gulf of Mexico
Cruise Line where the the poop system overflows some times
on Carnival Cruise Line, where it's major tragedy, like they
(01:05:32):
are losing business left and right, and they go, this
campaign doesn't work. A week later, I hear a Carnival
Cruise Line and it's a woman's voice and she's like,
Carnival Cruise Lines is really trying to help out to
make it sure everyone's vacation is perfect.
Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
They change the whole campaign because you're yucking it up
and she's trying to be serious.
Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
Yeah, like my thing would have been, who cares it's poop.
Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
On a cruise?
Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Just block your nose and how another cocktail?
Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Move on?
Speaker 10 (01:06:02):
They get drunk enough you won't smell it anyone.
Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
Thanks for coming in, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (01:06:08):
Jamie Kenner, Guess, thanks for having me come out to
see the show.
Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Tk's Steakhouse and Comedy Club, and come back anytime you're
in town. I love it, Guess.
Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
Thanks for having Jammy Keller.
Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
I want it, baby Walker like you're trying to knock
flies off of both walls down the hall. Strut on
girl lone Star ninety two five. By the way, who
wont our tickets? Go see Mary Boys Stephanie Crayle first time? Well,
I do like those first time winners.
Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
That's kind of nice, I really do.
Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Mama's got a birthday coming up on Halloween. How about that?
A scary girl A hell a good birthday right there.
We want to thank hat Creek for bringing us some burgers.
Hat Creek Burger Comedy. They got some burgers. For your ass.
That's not where it goes. But I mean, I'm just telling.
Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
It for tailgating like we're doing today. So if you're
gonna be going to a high school game or a
college game, or going out to see the Cowboys this season,
check out Hat Creek. Of course, you know they're celebrating
their sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
And right now through the app you can get a
free regular birthday shake smart.
Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
About and their shakes are good. There there's a Hat
Creek right near me and Bow's neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Well, that Tater Tots are absolutely.
Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
We're carrying those up right now. I'm fixing to get
me some more of those chicken nuggets, yeah, because I
dipping them in that ranch dressing. And I thought about
that guy on the freaking Fool File that drank twenty
four ounces of ranch dressing to win some dump.
Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
A little bit on a chicken nugget is good, twenty
four ounce is not so good.
Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Well, you know it is our tailgate party. And as
every year there's some new rookies coming into the NFL,
let's take a look at some of them now. Tod Royal,
Smoochie Wallace in the Bursity in Miami.
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Tech Theratrix, Michigan's State University.
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Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
Michigan, Fall Trail, Cluggins University of Arkansas.
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Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
The Dalla Da Da Da Da Da Da La Da
Dalla Da Da Da da Da University of.
Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Arizona, Dan Smith b yu At the one white guy.
Yeah right, but you know all the new players that
the Cowboys got, John Cunningham reminded me of a player
they didn't sign.
Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
But they really need to. You know what I'm saying, Okay,
they need I'm just swear like that was.
Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Ricket did Well was a great athlete.
Speaker 13 (01:10:05):
He was a big, strong boy that was quick on
his seat.
Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
And every college and because we wanted Ricky blocking on
their line.
Speaker 13 (01:10:14):
But when the scout's gone knocking on Wicki's door, they
didn't want to talk to young rick no more. When
they saw his mama, she's the one they wanted to sign.
She was a roll on woman raised on a.
Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Farm, had a fairy bright tattoo on her farm.
Speaker 13 (01:10:30):
She was lingered in hell and running forty and four
point three. She could squak six hundred, been press five
the hands down in his homemade girl Live, got a
scholarship playing linebacker into Ricket did well, mama's gonna play football.
(01:10:52):
Her real names doors, but they go on to callers,
hadn't call. She's got shoulders in behind him or foot
wide going to call.
Speaker 12 (01:11:02):
Age on a fool ride.
Speaker 13 (01:11:05):
Usiness tidwell, will you play in the NCA double. She'd
wash all her teammates uniforms, tucked everybody in and the
football to her cook The game meals said the Lord's prayer.
Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
You missing at Jos's trap. She's got a spare.
Speaker 13 (01:11:26):
Crawl in the huddle and call all the please the
only one. Nothing enough to go both ways, get a
mouthful of mud, start up knees, cussing up the coaches
and the referee. Ricky tis well, mama's gonna play football.
Her real name's Dorus. Everybody calls her too tall. They
(01:11:48):
say she's a fine young man, but she's really not.
Jakie's mama was the mamber of the cheam shine and
on the tripball offsho and way she grew word and just.
Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Look at her stacks.
Speaker 13 (01:12:05):
Ins responsible for killing time running back. I'm lest on recitation.
Was this rody accuse Ricky's mama little stair rickiten Well
mama's on romation the Colleges garden an investigation. Yeah, they
(01:12:28):
wouldn't leave poor rickiton Well mama loans had she been
taking mail hormone?
Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
Ris patting Wells, don't be hell in the end? Rickted
Well's mama play a personal foul number of fact. Mine's
more La podcast The Legal Use of the Clothes.
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Yeah, see, don't worry about Dack's contract.
Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
Don ricked Tedwell's mama, and we're going to the super Bowl.
Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Dolla's fors Classic Ronk a lone Star ninety two to five.
If you happen to miss that band at the bow
and them bash Well. That was back in June one,
isn't Yeah, yep, that was a while ago. But they're
coming back. They're going to be in Durant, Oklahoma at
Chalktaw what December something, December sixth, Oh, okay, there you go.
All right, this was our tailgate party. I'm so full
(01:13:31):
of hat Creek stuff right now. My god, that is
going to be in order.
Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
For the kid. We have leftover so if you want
to take some home to Deborah.
Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
God, I couldn't need another bite. I got a food baby,
a food baby. I was gonna give both third trimester. Yeah. Oh,
here's a couple more NFL fun facts I found for you.
Did you know? According to a Sports Illustrated article, about
seventy eight percent of former NFL players have gone bankrupt
(01:14:00):
are under financial stress just two years after retirement.
Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
Yeah, they need a financial advisor.
Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Well, because they spend money. Oh, look at all this
money I'm getting. They spend it like it's going out
of starn.
Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
And they have so many people around them that are
mooching off of exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Yeah, come on, man, you got it hypothetically, and it'll
never happen. But if every NFL team finishes in a
tie and everybody has the same record, yeah, the playoffs
would be determined by the flip of a coin.
Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
Oh, real, will never happen.
Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
How about this. The Pittsburgh Steelers were the first NFL
team to have cheerleaders. Not the Cowboys, No, Pittsburgh steel
They was all ugly because they're from Pittsburgh. Me. I
don't like the Steelers. I hate the Steeler. I do
like me and Joe Green, though it is rumored that
(01:14:55):
Minnesota Vikings are supposedly cursed for losing the NFL Championship
trophy by the spirit of Ed Thorpe. From nineteen thirty
four to nineteen sixty nine, the NFL champion received the
Ed Thorpe Memorial Trophy, named for an NFL referee who
died in nineteen thirty four and was well liked by
all the higher ups in the league. Well, the Minnesota
(01:15:15):
Vikings were the last team to win this trophy before
they went on to face the AFL champion Kansas City
Chiefs in the first AFL NFL World Championship. It wasn't
the first, but it was the last one before the
Super Bowl year. The game was named the Super Bowl
the very next season. And here's one for you. This
guy's been on the show a couple of times. NFL
(01:15:37):
legend Herschel Walker. Yeah, he's admitted he has multiple personality disorder.
Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
Of the news.
Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
He doesn't remember receiving the Heisman Trophy because one of
his other personalities was in charge at the time.
Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Oh, the one that played football, Yeah that one.
Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Oh good Lord, the things you'll learn about the sports world.
But now I remember if the Cowboys win, we're gonna
have to do a Monday morning mathematical mind mangler, and
we have take to see the TCU Hornfrogs take on
the University of Central Florida. That'll be at Amon G.
Carter Stadium September fourteenth, which would be next weekend, wouldn't
(01:16:19):
it It would?
Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
It would?
Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
All right, let's talk some time wasters here. What do
we got?
Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Okay, So this is what we have up on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com. David Gilmour has been hyping this
new album of his Luck and Strage since April yes,
and today is finally the day that it's being released.
Here's David on the meaning behind the title luck and Strange.
Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
It's the luck of the very strange moment that me
and Baby boom Is in general in the post war
period have lived through. So you have had such a
fortunate moment, so many positive ideas that one thought were
moving us forward.
Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
He sounds so mellow. I just can't imagine him yelling
at Roger wats was at the top of his lungs,
but I'm sure he did.
Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
I almost took a nap there.
Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Who else is getting a really gravelly voices stinging is huh?
Speaker 9 (01:17:10):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
And he has released a new single called I Wrote
Your Name upon My Heart with his latest Power trio.
We have that song up on our page if you
want to check it out.
Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
I would like to write a song called I Wrote
your Name in the snow okay with my member. So
you got the joke, Okay, all right, of course, I JD.
Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
I worked with you long enough, bou Roberts Okay at
a time? Why Sir Motley Cruz set to release a
Doctor Feel Good thirty fifth anniversary box set. It's going
to be available on CD and vinyl out November twenty second.
Also Bruce Springsteen, his wife Patty Scalfa, and North Texas
his own Nord Jones. They're going to be among the
performers at the annual Stand Up for Heroes benefit, which
(01:17:56):
is going to take place November eleventh, Veterans Day. Event
is part of the New York Comedy Festival, and it's
gonna feature sets by Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Seinfeld, and Springsteen
actually tells a couple of dirty jokes during this set.
Proceeds from the concert go to the Bob Woodrow Foundation,
which works on helping our nation's veterans. Speaking of Bruce,
(01:18:17):
by the way, Hulu and Disney Plus have finally announced
that Road Diary Bruce Springsteen and the East Street Band
will start streaming on October fifteenth. And finally, I don't
know if you've heard about this bo but a viral
money hack involving Chase Bank landed a bunch of people
in hot water, and it's a TikTok trend. People on
TikTok were talking about how you could cheat Chase Bank
(01:18:41):
by writing a check to yourself for a lot of
money and then withdrawing that money even though it wasn't
yours with drawing that money. Well, we have a Chase
fraud analyst shell out a video saying why you're going
to get into a lot of trouble because it's fraud, folks.
Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
I mean, I'm sure they figured out a way to
make that where it's not a problem, because they probably
will get you if you try it.
Speaker 9 (01:19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
And plus they were taking it out of ATMs.
Speaker 9 (01:19:06):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
ATMs have video cameras exactly, and you were depositing the
fake check into your own checking account, your own account. Yeah,
so check out that video on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Yes, it's life in the fast lane. So y'all watch
how fast I go from here to my pillow because
after all that food from Hat Creek, I'm ready for
a little snooze time. It's life in the fat lane
for me. Oh great, Thank you guys, appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Yeah, thanks Hat Creek, Thanks fuck for us. Mike cons
and Jamie Taylor.
Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
Yeah, Jamie was awesome, wasn't he?
Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
A tk's this weekend, he's got two shows tonight, two
shows tomorrow, and one show on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
See, that's the thing when you get somebody that you've
never had on before. It's a crapshoot. Yes, you don't
know if they're gonna be it or bad. If they're bad,
then you say after one break, well thanks for coming in.
We don't bother to come back. But he was great,
he was right. Yeah, So up nuts is are after
show decompression session and tonight I think we're gonna go
(01:20:14):
see Glen Hughes at the Granada comorrow. Yeah, and tomorrow
we'll be out at Frog Alley for the TCU game.
That's right about forrest Or So look for the whole
show out there. Yeah, we're gonna be out to acting
a fool. So, by the way, Glenn Prairie, you can
finally drink your water.
Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
They got the all clear.
Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Yeah, but they say don't rush and do it too
much because they have to drain the water tower and
then fill it back up. Well, that's gonna take a minute.
Sometime before the day's over. You'll be able to finally
wash that funk off of you because you hadn't been
able to take a shower.
Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
Unless you went to some business that was offering up
their showers.
Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Yeah, go to some gent All right, you already get
out of here before we do.
Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Let's celebrate foot bom.
Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Football. I love the game football life.
Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
We got the chips, we got the dip.
Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
Oh, we needed the tight ends.
Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
They're in their own house worship and professionals.
Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Football football, football, football, what's it's all about.
Speaker 7 (01:21:13):
One of the things that when you played professional football
is you don't want to get the reputations being a whiner.
Speaker 11 (01:21:18):
We couldn't run the ball.
Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
We didn't try to run the ball.
Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
We're talking about our idiot kicker.
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
We got liquored up and ran his mouth off. We
couldn't do italy poof.
Speaker 11 (01:21:27):
How do you think it sign? What I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Labor? But the game just shot.
Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
It's just like any other job.
Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
It's everyone we played. It's a car accident.
Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
Every time we get dick.
Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
I felt that one way up here.
Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
After they sucked the quarterback, they went after his family.
Just play football.
Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Look we got Skybok seats. Come on football, he could
what touch down?
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Touch down?
Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
I'm a cheerleader. Then nobody wears pamps football.
Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
But God doesn't play soccer. He plays football.
Speaker 5 (01:22:08):
Well, y'all know what day it is, don't you.
Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
Right?
Speaker 8 (01:22:12):
Okay, that's hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on late hitting,
unnecessary roughness and personal foul.
Speaker 9 (01:22:19):
You can become a full force star. You can do
it in a way football. I will be here today,
staying here on that football field. Football all right, Football,
(01:22:39):
all right.
Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Go Saints and go cowboy. We'll see you Monday. By
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